March 27, 2025 • 13 mins
On this weeks episode of the Slightly Messy Show Mike and Meaghan talk about how Mike thinks that a guy at the gym is trying to show and we discuss if there's a difference between douchebags, and loveable douchebags.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fucked tb a problem, Michael, and I am so sorry
that you face part of her. There is one joy
of being single with no kids, and it's I have
no real responsibilities.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is the slightly Messy Show with Mike and Meghan's.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Estate means a messy shows messy Mike and Megan.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's a slightly messy show with Mike and Megan man Man, it.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Is a slightly messy show.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
My name is Mike from the B ninety three Morning
Show along with Megan Mick from Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
How are you.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
How are you a little annoyed?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh no, what happened?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Let me well, first off, let me tell you this.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
This is I understand that this is the dumbest thing
to ever be annoyed about. I don't know if you
ever just have a day where just like something dumb
annoys you. Never, never in my life, no, never, in
the history of ever.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I was this is like a humble brag. When I
was at the gym the other day.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay, but I walk out of it. I walk out
of a planet fit this and I see this person.
You know when you lose your car and you see
that person who loses their car and they're doing that
thing where there's clicking the like the keyfob. Yeah, they
can't figure out where it is. And that part of
it wasn't really annoying. I kind of felt bad for
the person and I'm like, ah, that sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And then I realize that the car they're looking for
is a cyber truck, and I was like.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Oh, okay, ye, Like, I can't find my car in
a parking lot because I drive an suv a Palisade
that looks like every single other car in the entire world.
Your cyber truck does not look like everything in the
entire world.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
And there's only one in the lot, right, that's the
only in like West Michigan.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
There's like maybe two of them, maybe at very most.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
And yes, there's no other sight.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So he you either wanted everybody to look at your
cyber truck or you were just being lazy, because there's
no way, right, there's no way you lost your cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
So I go to Planet Fitness all the time. I've
never lost my car, and a Planet Fit is parking lot.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
They are okay, that's another bright point. They're huge.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I mean, they're not that big, and it's just like
a straight line from the gym. Like, have you ever
gone to a planet fit is parking lot that was
so massive and curved around different places and you're like
where am I? Or did you just walk out the
door in a straight line and go I'm on the
right or I'm on the left.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, it's not like a parking garage.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's just a parking lot or other parking garages for
some of them, right, oh yeah, yeah, yeahah.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That is a truly, truly wild That is an egotistical
maniac who is trying to show off. And the funniest
thing is you can show off cars. There are plenty
of cars that I am impressed by. Test the truck
is about one of them.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, no, And I okay, well I feel validated because
I felt like I was big unreasonably annoyed because in
my brain, I'm like really really and this was the
person too who And now I'm just looking back because
I had a cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I probably wouldn't have cared before.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
But they were on the gym, or they were on
one of those I don't know what the machine's called,
but basically it works the side part of your body.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Twist you twist your yeah, like the AB thing.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It is.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, but they were on a phone call while they
were on the machine, and I.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Thought, Hey, here's the thing that's allowed. That's what that's allowed.
What I that's allowed? No way.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I take calls in the gym all the time, on.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
A machine, on a machine, on a truck. Miill, that's different.
I think that's different. Why dif Because nobody's waiting for
you to get on a treadmill. If you're sitting on
a a AB machine, it's the only AB machine right there,
and I'm waiting for you and you're not moving, you're
just taking a call, then yes, you're you're the problem.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Were they in like headphones?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
No? No speakerphone? Okay, now that's wild. They have a
cyber truck. They don't care. They do not care.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And I didn't realize it until I realized it, Like
there's no care in the world.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
They were just like there's there's there's a sense of.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I will do whatever I want, whenever I want. I'm
attributing it to a cyber truck. Probably has nothing to
do with it. I'm just annoyed at this point.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
No, it does just to.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
My own pure judgment and hatred of cyber trucks. I'm
judging you has.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Ever even I don't even hate them necessarily, but I
don't love them.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I'm not buying one, but I didn't hate them until yesterday.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
First of all, First of all, it's so ugly. I
will not literally hear any other word about it. Okay,
and ugly doesn't necessarily mean mad. One of my favorite
cars is a Dolorean. That car is ugly. All right,
it's iconic, but it's ugly, And I guess you could
say the same thing about the Testa truck. It's iconic,
but it's ugly. Second of all, it's too expensive for
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how poorly it's built.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Uh yeah, I don't even know what the average one is,
but I feel like, yeah, it's very expensive.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
They're glued literally, this is not a joke. Glued together,
You're but they had to recall them because parts were
flying off because the glue was coming undone. So like,
I don't want to hear about your one hundred thousand
dollars truck that's glued together like the Legos in the
Lego movie. Okay, Like we craggled your car together and
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you're trying to brag about it.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Maybe that's who they were on the phone with, is
the cyber truck people, but it was.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
It didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Again, those things separately might just annoy me a little bit,
but you combine the two, and I was unreasonably annoyed
with this person. Like the intro to or the origin
for a villain story to me was that was them,
was in them in that moment and I had or no, No,
I would be the villain.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
No, I would be the villain here.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That was the origin for my villain story to them,
because if I see them ever again, I'm going to
go out of my way to just be annoying, just
for no reason, just for no reason other than I
you maybe wait for an ab machine and because you're
on the phone, all right, I'm a little annoyed there.
Then you over the top click your clicker with your
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arm up in a parking lot to find your.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Very very.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Non normal vehicle that everybody will spot the second you
walk outside because it doesn't look like any other one.
So now I'm just nominoid and you are my nemesis
at that point, for no reason, for no.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Reason, this is my villain origin story. I love it.
I get so mad when people just seek attention like that.
But here's my hypocrisy. I gotta show you off my car.
Oh yeah, if there's a girl who's working out in
a bikini side and she gots smoking bod.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Get a girl, show off.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Babe, live your bes's life, our faces, you know what
I mean. But if a guy does it with a car,
I'm like douchebag. And I've never once that's not true.
I have called girls douchebag, but very rarely do I
call girls douchebags compared to guys.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Weird, weird. It's almost like there's a theme here.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No, here's the thing. I think there's two categories of
douchebags for dudes. There's douchebags and there's lovable douchebags. And
I love me a good douchebag. Every once in a while,
I got perfect examples. Do you want to go yes, celebrities,
give me celebrities. Yeah, example, Channing Tatum is a lovable douchebag.
That dude is a weird meathead and he seems awesome.
The Kelsey Brothers seem like douchebags, and I not gonna
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lie love them and Gronkowski is the perfect example of
lovable douchebag. Would I trust that man with twenty dollars?
Absolutely not. But would I sit and have a beer
with him? Absolutely lovable douchebag.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Would you think that he might roof your drink?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Maybe yeah, to drink along with him, But I would
have it with him. I would get it from the bartender.
Watch it be open hand. It only to me.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Those are great examples. Those are those are what you mean? Now? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I love a fair if we're talking hypocrisy too. There
have been many times at the gym where I have
scrolled the Facebook, scroll the TikTok, found a good TikTok
or rabbit hole for TikTok's. My rabbit hole right now
is white lotus theories. That's what I'm stuck on right now.
Oh God, I love the show.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
They changed the theme song for season three and I'm angry.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah it is kind of different, isn't it It is?
But I watch it. I I hope we copyright thing
for that. I hope you do it enough and we
get it so close just hire every time. Sorry, but
I'm so into it right now that like I'm rewatching
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all three of them again to watch little details that
I may have missed because I didn't realize how in
depth it was before. Anyways, side story there, I that's
so my hypocrisy is I definitely have been caught scrolling
many times and been given dirty looks.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
And it just happened to me the other day. But
it was a phone call, so I felt like it
was different. Probably it probably wasn't it probably was it right.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I mean, I think I want to have your back,
like I love you and I do want to have
you back, and I love fighting with you for no
reason just to make you mad.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
But like maybe it was.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Just a good rabbit hole, like it was a good TikTok,
it was a good thread of tiktoks.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You ever had a video on TikTok and it's like, hey,
you got here because you're scrolling on a search and
you forgot to get back off the search. I'm like,
I have been for a very long time, and how
did you know? How did you hate the algorithm?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
So right, it's getting better too, speaking an algorithm, it's
getting so much better to the point where I notice it,
uh or I'm things that I'm just talking about and
maybe it's because I liked something or shared something, but
almost immediately it's it's there now.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Every three, I bet if I scroll in the next three, it.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Would pop up on something that I've I've been into
like a lot lately.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Like that's how quick it.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Is other than white lotus? What have you been into?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
The uh that dance?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
So just for an example, that uh that dance with
the anxiety dance.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
That was but I saw I only watched one.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I watched one video for longer than than five seconds,
and when then next thing, I know, that's all it is, okay,
and it sometimes it's trends. Sometimes it's whatever show or
or what was the other one the other day? Or
just dumb shit. A lot of it's dumb shit.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I got to tell you what hole I've been in,
and this will tell you it's a really big hole
I shouldn't be in. I'm in the how to get
an irmez Birken bag if you go to the store,
because it's hard to get it. You have to ask
the salespeople the right amount of questions and like do
you have to buy things that you don't want in
order to get offered a bag? A bag starts at
thirty thousand dollars, I will never be able to afford one.
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And I'll tell you what. If there's a girl who
walks into an orange store and she goes, let's see
if I can get offered a bag, I'm like, I'm
locked and loaded, bitch. Let's go find your sales associate,
be friends, let's figure this out. You're gonna buy a scarp,
You're gonna buy the sandals. What are you gonna buy?
It's wild. I saw a girl buy a saddle for
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a horse. She doesn't have a horse, just trying to
get a bag.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Sure, well, you have to have like a secret code
or like a secret like.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
A Apparently in America you have to spend an ask
load of money before they'll even offer you a bag.
But if you just like go to France or like
yeah we have it or no, we don't. Like there
are different roles across the globe for Hermes.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
The you know, that reminds me of the time I
found out what a freemason was. Like that what a
freemason is, and I thought it was the thing that
Nicholas Cage did, Like that's what I thought.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
So that's where this is going.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
It's it's so and so a buddy of both of
ours is actually one, or he says he is.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
He's got a ring and everything.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
So every day I would be like, hey, like how
do I He's like, you have to be like morally sound,
and it's a brotherhood and and you have to be
asked to be in it.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
And I said, you have to be asked.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And then I sat there and paused and waited, like,
why mind, why haven't you asked me?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
I'm right here, pop the question. Yeah, I don't even know.
I don't I don't even know if I say yes.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
But let's go still to this day, every time I
see him, I'm like, so when do I get to
be part of your cult?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
When do I get to join this? That's all I mean.
I don't even know if I would like it.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I just want to be asked and then I can
I at least respectfully decline.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I think every morning I would wake up and get
my signet ring and go I'm going to steal the
Dirklorists and.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Then to start my day.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
But like before I did anything, I would say about.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Out loud, yeah, I don't even know if it's got
Benjamin Franklin stuff in there or whatever was in there.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
But I want it, like I want to be part
of it.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You just want to be a part of the club.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
You're going to end on that. It's a slightly missy
show up. Pathetic, absolutely pathetic. Love the show.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
You guys are doing a great job with Mike and Megan.
Fucked tb a problem, Michael, and I am so sorry
that you face part of her. There is one joy
of being single with no kids, and it's I have
no real responsibilities.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is the slightly Messy Show with Mike and Meghan's.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Estate means a messy shows messy Mike and Megan.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's a slightly messy show with Mike and Megan man Man, it.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Is a slightly messy show.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
My name is Mike from the B ninety three Morning
Show along with Megan Mick from Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
How are you.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
How are you a little annoyed?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh no, what happened?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Let me well, first off, let me tell you this.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
This is I understand that this is the dumbest thing
to ever be annoyed about. I don't know if you
ever just have a day where just like something dumb
annoys you. Never, never in my life, no, never, in
the history of ever.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I was this is like a humble brag. When I
was at the gym the other day.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay, but I walk out of it. I walk out
of a planet fit this and I see this person.
You know when you lose your car and you see
that person who loses their car and they're doing that
thing where there's clicking the like the keyfob. Yeah, they
can't figure out where it is. And that part of
it wasn't really annoying. I kind of felt bad for
the person and I'm like, ah, that sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And then I realize that the car they're looking for
is a cyber truck, and I was like.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Oh, okay, ye, Like, I can't find my car in
a parking lot because I drive an suv a Palisade
that looks like every single other car in the entire world.
Your cyber truck does not look like everything in the
entire world.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
And there's only one in the lot, right, that's the
only in like West Michigan.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
There's like maybe two of them, maybe at very most.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
And yes, there's no other sight.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So he you either wanted everybody to look at your
cyber truck or you were just being lazy, because there's
no way, right, there's no way you lost your cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
So I go to Planet Fitness all the time. I've
never lost my car, and a Planet Fit is parking lot.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
They are okay, that's another bright point. They're huge.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I mean, they're not that big, and it's just like
a straight line from the gym. Like, have you ever
gone to a planet fit is parking lot that was
so massive and curved around different places and you're like
where am I? Or did you just walk out the
door in a straight line and go I'm on the
right or I'm on the left.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, it's not like a parking garage.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's just a parking lot or other parking garages for
some of them, right, oh yeah, yeah, yeahah.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That is a truly, truly wild That is an egotistical
maniac who is trying to show off. And the funniest
thing is you can show off cars. There are plenty
of cars that I am impressed by. Test the truck
is about one of them.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, no, And I okay, well I feel validated because
I felt like I was big unreasonably annoyed because in
my brain, I'm like really really and this was the
person too who And now I'm just looking back because
I had a cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I probably wouldn't have cared before.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
But they were on the gym, or they were on
one of those I don't know what the machine's called,
but basically it works the side part of your body.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Twist you twist your yeah, like the AB thing.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It is.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, but they were on a phone call while they
were on the machine, and I.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Thought, Hey, here's the thing that's allowed. That's what that's allowed.
What I that's allowed? No way.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I take calls in the gym all the time, on.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
A machine, on a machine, on a truck. Miill, that's different.
I think that's different. Why dif Because nobody's waiting for
you to get on a treadmill. If you're sitting on
a a AB machine, it's the only AB machine right there,
and I'm waiting for you and you're not moving, you're
just taking a call, then yes, you're you're the problem.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Were they in like headphones?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
No? No speakerphone? Okay, now that's wild. They have a
cyber truck. They don't care. They do not care.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And I didn't realize it until I realized it, Like
there's no care in the world.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
They were just like there's there's there's a sense of.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I will do whatever I want, whenever I want. I'm
attributing it to a cyber truck. Probably has nothing to
do with it. I'm just annoyed at this point.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
No, it does just to.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
My own pure judgment and hatred of cyber trucks. I'm
judging you has.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Ever even I don't even hate them necessarily, but I
don't love them.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I'm not buying one, but I didn't hate them until yesterday.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
First of all, First of all, it's so ugly. I
will not literally hear any other word about it. Okay,
and ugly doesn't necessarily mean mad. One of my favorite
cars is a Dolorean. That car is ugly. All right,
it's iconic, but it's ugly, And I guess you could
say the same thing about the Testa truck. It's iconic,
but it's ugly. Second of all, it's too expensive for
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how poorly it's built.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Uh yeah, I don't even know what the average one is,
but I feel like, yeah, it's very expensive.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
They're glued literally, this is not a joke. Glued together,
You're but they had to recall them because parts were
flying off because the glue was coming undone. So like,
I don't want to hear about your one hundred thousand
dollars truck that's glued together like the Legos in the
Lego movie. Okay, Like we craggled your car together and
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you're trying to brag about it.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Maybe that's who they were on the phone with, is
the cyber truck people, but it was.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
It didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Again, those things separately might just annoy me a little bit,
but you combine the two, and I was unreasonably annoyed
with this person. Like the intro to or the origin
for a villain story to me was that was them,
was in them in that moment and I had or no, No,
I would be the villain.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
No, I would be the villain here.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That was the origin for my villain story to them,
because if I see them ever again, I'm going to
go out of my way to just be annoying, just
for no reason, just for no reason other than I
you maybe wait for an ab machine and because you're
on the phone, all right, I'm a little annoyed there.
Then you over the top click your clicker with your
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arm up in a parking lot to find your.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Very very.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Non normal vehicle that everybody will spot the second you
walk outside because it doesn't look like any other one.
So now I'm just nominoid and you are my nemesis
at that point, for no reason, for no.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Reason, this is my villain origin story. I love it.
I get so mad when people just seek attention like that.
But here's my hypocrisy. I gotta show you off my car.
Oh yeah, if there's a girl who's working out in
a bikini side and she gots smoking bod.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Get a girl, show off.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Babe, live your bes's life, our faces, you know what
I mean. But if a guy does it with a car,
I'm like douchebag. And I've never once that's not true.
I have called girls douchebag, but very rarely do I
call girls douchebags compared to guys.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Weird, weird. It's almost like there's a theme here.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No, here's the thing. I think there's two categories of
douchebags for dudes. There's douchebags and there's lovable douchebags. And
I love me a good douchebag. Every once in a while,
I got perfect examples. Do you want to go yes, celebrities,
give me celebrities. Yeah, example, Channing Tatum is a lovable douchebag.
That dude is a weird meathead and he seems awesome.
The Kelsey Brothers seem like douchebags, and I not gonna
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lie love them and Gronkowski is the perfect example of
lovable douchebag. Would I trust that man with twenty dollars?
Absolutely not. But would I sit and have a beer
with him? Absolutely lovable douchebag.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Would you think that he might roof your drink?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Maybe yeah, to drink along with him, But I would
have it with him. I would get it from the bartender.
Watch it be open hand. It only to me.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Those are great examples. Those are those are what you mean? Now? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I love a fair if we're talking hypocrisy too. There
have been many times at the gym where I have
scrolled the Facebook, scroll the TikTok, found a good TikTok
or rabbit hole for TikTok's. My rabbit hole right now
is white lotus theories. That's what I'm stuck on right now.
Oh God, I love the show.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
They changed the theme song for season three and I'm angry.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah it is kind of different, isn't it It is?
But I watch it. I I hope we copyright thing
for that. I hope you do it enough and we
get it so close just hire every time. Sorry, but
I'm so into it right now that like I'm rewatching
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all three of them again to watch little details that
I may have missed because I didn't realize how in
depth it was before. Anyways, side story there, I that's
so my hypocrisy is I definitely have been caught scrolling
many times and been given dirty looks.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
And it just happened to me the other day. But
it was a phone call, so I felt like it
was different. Probably it probably wasn't it probably was it right.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I mean, I think I want to have your back,
like I love you and I do want to have
you back, and I love fighting with you for no
reason just to make you mad.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
But like maybe it was.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Just a good rabbit hole, like it was a good TikTok,
it was a good thread of tiktoks.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You ever had a video on TikTok and it's like, hey,
you got here because you're scrolling on a search and
you forgot to get back off the search. I'm like,
I have been for a very long time, and how
did you know? How did you hate the algorithm?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
So right, it's getting better too, speaking an algorithm, it's
getting so much better to the point where I notice it,
uh or I'm things that I'm just talking about and
maybe it's because I liked something or shared something, but
almost immediately it's it's there now.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Every three, I bet if I scroll in the next three, it.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Would pop up on something that I've I've been into
like a lot lately.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Like that's how quick it.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Is other than white lotus? What have you been into?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
The uh that dance?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
So just for an example, that uh that dance with
the anxiety dance.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
That was but I saw I only watched one.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I watched one video for longer than than five seconds,
and when then next thing, I know, that's all it is, okay,
and it sometimes it's trends. Sometimes it's whatever show or
or what was the other one the other day? Or
just dumb shit. A lot of it's dumb shit.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I got to tell you what hole I've been in,
and this will tell you it's a really big hole
I shouldn't be in. I'm in the how to get
an irmez Birken bag if you go to the store,
because it's hard to get it. You have to ask
the salespeople the right amount of questions and like do
you have to buy things that you don't want in
order to get offered a bag? A bag starts at
thirty thousand dollars, I will never be able to afford one.
(11:10):
And I'll tell you what. If there's a girl who
walks into an orange store and she goes, let's see
if I can get offered a bag, I'm like, I'm
locked and loaded, bitch. Let's go find your sales associate,
be friends, let's figure this out. You're gonna buy a scarp,
You're gonna buy the sandals. What are you gonna buy?
It's wild. I saw a girl buy a saddle for
(11:31):
a horse. She doesn't have a horse, just trying to
get a bag.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Sure, well, you have to have like a secret code
or like a secret like.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
A Apparently in America you have to spend an ask
load of money before they'll even offer you a bag.
But if you just like go to France or like
yeah we have it or no, we don't. Like there
are different roles across the globe for Hermes.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
The you know, that reminds me of the time I
found out what a freemason was. Like that what a
freemason is, and I thought it was the thing that
Nicholas Cage did, Like that's what I thought.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
So that's where this is going.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
It's it's so and so a buddy of both of
ours is actually one, or he says he is.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
He's got a ring and everything.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
So every day I would be like, hey, like how
do I He's like, you have to be like morally sound,
and it's a brotherhood and and you have to be
asked to be in it.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
And I said, you have to be asked.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And then I sat there and paused and waited, like,
why mind, why haven't you asked me?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
I'm right here, pop the question. Yeah, I don't even know.
I don't I don't even know if I say yes.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
But let's go still to this day, every time I
see him, I'm like, so when do I get to
be part of your cult?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
When do I get to join this? That's all I mean.
I don't even know if I would like it.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I just want to be asked and then I can
I at least respectfully decline.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I think every morning I would wake up and get
my signet ring and go I'm going to steal the
Dirklorists and.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Then to start my day.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
But like before I did anything, I would say about.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Out loud, yeah, I don't even know if it's got
Benjamin Franklin stuff in there or whatever was in there.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
But I want it, like I want to be part
of it.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You just want to be a part of the club.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
You're going to end on that. It's a slightly missy
show up. Pathetic, absolutely pathetic. Love the show.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
You guys are doing a great job with Mike and Megan.
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