TD&L Full Show For Friday- Grounds For Divorce

On today's show we had Colin in from Goldberg Jones and he helps us wade through some divorces ahead of Bacon and Beer. We also got an update on the lady who was denied a taxi ride over her weight and we showed Tanner's Mom his new tattoo!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You, Banner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
What up?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's Friday, January thirty first, just like that, months over,
just like that popped it off. It's twenty twenty five, Tanner,
Ju and Laura, we are here.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh oh boy.

Speaker 5 (00:20):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I woke up this morning. I saw that rain. I
was like, damn, we got so lucky for so long,
didn't you say to the day it was like the
driest it's been in a long time.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
It's matched the longest dry spell in January in the
history of the state.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I was so disappointed and I saw that.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, but you know what though, when I walked outside,
I was like, oh, it feels like a nice spring day,
Like it was way less cold.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
It is very true. It wasn't less. It was less chilly.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
But I did notice when I backed out of my driveway,
what are you going two miles an hour when you're
backing up? And then when I went to go into
drive the car skid it a little like wow, that
collects quickly too. Good point, because that means that the
roads are going to be super slick today because it's
been so dry lately.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Right, Yeah, I would be careful. I predict that we're
going to hear a lot of accidents on the road
from Lynn Masterson later this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
You take that quick turn and you go from very
confident to very in the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Just yeah, quick reminded, be safe. We want you to
hear as long as possible. We have a lot to
do today too.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
We have nine inch Nails tickets, one more pair because
that show's coming up and August right, yeah, that's right
at the Motive Center and we'll send you there. Did
you find out who was opening for him? I forgot.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
There doesn't seem to be an opener.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Come on, there to be.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
There might be, but there's nothing listed.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
But if a comedian came out, just like you know,
like what Metallica did. Oh yeah, yeah, they had Jim
Brewer come out and then invite us up. I totally
forgot all about all that.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, Tanner and Brew, Yeah, they our big moment with
Metallica and he called me brew but hey, it's the
of the States, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Tanner and brew from.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Close and they five nine the Drew Metallica was so
late we could have hung out up there for forty
five minutes. If we had known, you.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Could have been the opening act. Oh god, tell them
jokes up there.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
That was a tall order trying to hold that crowd.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Right here it is.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Here's the clip from when we introduced Metallica or helped
introduce Metallica. It was really not really introducing Tallica because
Vataka didn't come up for another four hours I think
after we did this.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, but is that when they got stuck in their
on traffic.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yes, yeah, yeah, and we just sat in the like
people just sat in the Motor Center forever. I mean,
it was, I guess kind of fun for a while,
though it was it was literally over an hour. I
was just waiting and listening to music, and Jimburu came
up and.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Vamped on multiple occasions.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Anyway, here's our big moment, which really lasted fifty six
seconds in total. I'm singing.

Speaker 7 (02:38):
Okay, if these guys weren't here, Metallica would not be here.
So please give it one welcome and a big thank
you to ten or improve one.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
On five nine.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
At the Motor Center.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
We're really excited to see Metallicare you were excited?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
And this is always hard for me to listen to
like stage announcements, Frenchie.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, we're really excited to see Metael girl.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
You're exciting because I don't remember exactly what I said here,
but I can kind of give you the sound of
it before.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
What I said, but I could guarantee it's gonna sound
a little like that.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
I'm always blackout when I'm on those stages.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, we're really excited to see Metel girl.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
You're exciting, are you? Guys? Running for the Petroos looking
freaking nice?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Just think you Jimpruer man makes some always for Chimpreuer
real fast, but you get those feets. He's gonna get
two pizzas.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Man, You're gonna get those two lights pizzas.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
All right, you guys, my half baked impression. I guess
to him, and I remember when I've looked out. I
was doing that, like looking right at him as I
did it, and he kind of like he was like,
move it along.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
He's like, all right, I guess he heard.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
It right, man, you can get those two lunch beats,
all right? You guys just want to let you know
that you can listen to Tanner and Drew Monty through
Friday six to ten am on one of five nine
and pro have we got any listeners out there tonight.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
A bunch of people lying Jim that thinks you're.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Coming out here doing this, horse Brother, thank you, tannering
you everyone.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
That was it.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
That was our big moment, that good that was pre pandemic.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Was before Laura joined the show. We didn't even know.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
You guys, no idea you existed.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
That's true. Well, if it makes you feel any better,
I had no idea that you guys exist.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Well, you know what we do now, and I am
so glad that we do.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, thanks, We need some milk.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Somebody give me.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Later on seven thirty, we're gonna give those nine inch
Nails tickets away. And also here at just a second,
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Speaker 8 (04:57):
All right, The.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Fire Aid benefit concert was last night in Los Angeles,
and wow, a lot of performers. You may have heard
it right here on the Brew. A lot of performers
last night, the Chili Peppers, Lady Gaga, Olivia Rodrigo, who
Lure's a big fan of. And this was a really
cool moment Dave Girl's daughter Violet Say with the surviving
members of Nirvana for all apologies. Oh wow, and I

(05:18):
only heard the first what ten seconds of it earlier
off the air, And dude, this girl nails this. This
is incredible.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
Listen to this.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Of course, he pro seeds from the Fiery benefit short
term wildfire relief efforts in Los Angeles as well as
long term initiatives to prevent fire disasters in the future.
So pretty cool moment though, Right, it's to Dave Pril's daughter. Yeah,
she's gonna be great.

Speaker 10 (06:04):
Yeah, Dave still sounds dope on the drums.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
God, maybe you should go on tour. That should be
the tour. I have seen Vana with Davil's daughter singing.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, that gave me the hebes good.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Anyway, that's a pretty cool moment. We'll have that online
at one five nine com.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
The big story to me is the FDA has approved
a new non opiate pain medicine. Now for I mean,
I think that most people know that it has been
a very harmful ride through pain management, mostly because even
those who don't want to be addicted, if you're in
chronic pain, you don't have any other options. But it's

(06:48):
the first in its class, a non opioid to treat
acute pain in adults. Oral tablets offer an opportunity to
mitigate certain risk associated with opioids and pain management. So
hopefully that helps some people who have been struggling for
a long time. Because this has never been seen before.

(07:09):
It's about time, and it's the first new painkiller approved
in the US in thirty years.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Wow, it's nice that they finally listened, you know. It's like, hey,
we need to do something about this.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Let's make it happen.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I think the big story is that astronomers in Chile
just spotted a massive asteroid. It's got a one point
three percent chance of hitting the Earth in twenty thirty two,
which might not sound like a lot, but it's kind
of scary when you consider the stakes. They say it's
about three hundred feet wide, so it's not big enough
to be like a planet killer. But it wouldn't be good.

(07:42):
They say it would create a massive crater, it would
destroy buildings up to nine miles away, it would trigger
a massive earthquake. If it hit the ocean, it would
cause a massive pseutonami. So they say they expect it
to just like pass by Earth hopefully, but there is
a chance.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I don't know. We need a good reset.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah, he guess feel like that button?

Speaker 7 (08:07):
All right?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Thank you. More on those stories at one of five
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Speaker 1 (08:26):
And now Bruce Sports, Bruce Sports. Here's Drew Man.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
I'm telling you those Trail Blazers refuse to go down
without a fight.

Speaker 10 (08:37):
Now.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
They looked good the other night when I was there,
and they looked even better last night now. And it's
it's crazy because they're not having one player do all
the heavy lifting, you know, like any given night, one
guy who has thirty one night might have twelve the
next night, but he's got eight assists. They're just kind
of playing as a team. And now the Blazers have

(08:59):
won six of their last seven games, and it's a
head scratcher. You're right in the middle of the standings
that are outside the playoffs, you're getting farther away from
a chance at the number one pick. But like I
said the other day, you can't tell a team who's
playing for their jobs to go out there and lose
on purpose. There's front offices, or there are fans who

(09:22):
want certain things, But as players and coaches, lots of
times you're going to play to win unless there's a
benefit for your team right now. One nineteen to ninety
the final. Scoot Henderson had a nice little night, perfect
from the floor, twenty three points. He was asked how
they've been able to get hot all of a sudden.

Speaker 11 (09:41):
Oh, togetherness and the way we fight for each other,
like I said, on both sides of the ball, and
not really caring where the ball ends up. They're just
playing together, playing and that's fun.

Speaker 12 (09:51):
You know.

Speaker 11 (09:51):
When you play like that, the basketball gods they look
down for you, they look out for you, and.

Speaker 13 (09:56):
They reward you.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
And if you want to see them, get at it
again in tomorrow. Night against the Sun still got tickets
available Trailblazers dot com. Seven o'clock tip on a Saturday
night or beautiful there's the sport.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
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Speaker 1 (10:29):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
I got another song from mcdee. Are you guys sick
of hearing his songs?

Speaker 5 (10:38):
I mean it's been a lot of hits, well, a
lot of cuts.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
I mean it's like every day he sends another one,
and sometime, like Laura and I hear him, I think
before for you because you'll be in the room. But like,
sometimes they'll hit and sometimes they won't. But I'm wondering
if the listeners just want to like drive right off
into the cliff for something when they hear them.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Yeah, it's a good question, because I you know, it
does entertain me sometimes, but sometimes when like go that
one was a streng Yeah, some are better than others.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
There is that church in Wilsonville hosting.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
The next bagkon in beer, You'll be ruined.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
Ho many a wedding vow in God.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
You knew I'm there.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I mean I do. But I'm impressed by his creativity
and how he continues to come up with these little
parody songs.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
How about we we just take a quick poll, real quick,
and we ban him right here or not?

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Oh man, going right to the jury.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
It's either you love him or you hate him. Let
us know now, nine eight one ninety seven. In the meantime, Yes,
I appreciate the shout out. Mick Dee Bacon and beer
is coming up on Valentine's Day. Mcmanimum's old Church and
Pub in Wilsonville. It's love Stinks to electric boogaloo, electric
boogallo and we listen. I want to say this again.

(12:03):
As far as I can tell, this is gonna be
the first divorce to ever happen on the radio. I
can't find another divorce, not even a mass divorce, not
even another divorce.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Yeah, so this is it's a new thing.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah. Now we understand the divorce is a crappy thing
for a lot of people. We're not celebrating it. We're
not saying, hey, go ruin your divorce. For us, but
for people who are struggling with trying to pay for it,
or they just never got around to it, or if
they fill the papers out incorrectly, this is their big moment.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, I feel like this is less of like I
don't know, doom and gloom and more of we're setting
you free in this instance. You know, maybe divorce is
a good thing for some people, you know what I mean.
If you're in a situation that you want to get
out of, here's your chance.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
The kids are seeing you guys yell all the time,
and maybe it's the best that you guys just part ways.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
And this might even be more civil than some weddings.
You know how many people are dragged to the altar.
All these people are vetted to the fact that they're like, yeah,
I want out right.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yesterday we talked to a guy who, Oh my god,
the story is so juicy. There's a video. We're gonna
put a post it online here in a few minutes
at one of five nine in the brew dot com.
It's from yesterday. We talked to Jason and he's the
guy who is He was with this woman for a
while he was in jail. She cheated on while I
was in jail. So when he got out, he hooked
up with her sister and he's been with her ever since. Yeah,

(13:19):
wild ride and they're still married. And then the sisters
didn't talk for a while because of it. They only
started talking a couple of years ago.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
They took a decade off from conversation.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
I mean, it's a bonker story, one of five nine
in the brew dot com. It's actually on YouTube right
now if you want to type it in, but I'll
have it on our blog here in just a few minutes.
But it's nuts. Later on today we're going to talk
to another divorcee with Colin from Goldberg Jones. He'll be
in the studio today. Yeah, and it's all happening the
first ever mass divorce at Bacon and Beer. And he's

(13:48):
gonna be one of them.

Speaker 8 (13:49):
That guy.

Speaker 10 (13:50):
You know.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
It's nice because there's usually not a lot of pomp
and circumstance around signing your divorce papers, but we're turning
it into a party.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
It's a word. Yeah, and Laura's had a divorce party,
she knows how fun they can be.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, there was a machete at her divorce party.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Certually was I can't forget dangerous options.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, but uh yeah, let's go to Bozo.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Good morning Bozo, Good morning guys.

Speaker 8 (14:13):
Well go dump chucker gear.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
When it comes to the banning of Mick d I say,
let him stay, let him play, come out, let.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Him stayle the play. Yeah, I'm looking at text messages here.
This one's from seven zero zero two. It says they
love them. This one's from thirty eight forty two. It
says I like Nick Dee in fact that I think
you should get him weird. I'll tickets since he does parody.
So well, that's a good, great idea. Someone said from
seventy four to sixty two.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
They love him.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Someone says, uh, he makes me change the station every
time you play his stuff. All right, well, so far
the votes are in his favor.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
One is the mess as the text line. But yes,
it's happening on Valentine's Day. Everyone who shows up gets
free bacon. We'll be broadcasting live and what else. Lord,
we've got a trip to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
We got a trip to Vegas. You've got all sorts
of fun and games. You've got lots of concert tickets
to give away. So it's just gonna be a good time.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, I'm excited. So yeah, listen for Colin later on
this morning at eight o'clock for that. We got another
text message this morning. This one comes from twenty three
ninety six. It says, did Tanner still not get his tattoo?
Why does everyone so like judging? You just assume that
I'm gonna like.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Pull to be fair, Yesterday you were concerned that you
were not even going to get your tattoo.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yesterday I was. When the show ended, I still wasn't sure.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah, when I left, I'm like, if he gets flaked
on a third time, this might be tough.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, you're kind of Debbie Downer. Yesterday You're like, she's
probably gonna cancer.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
I had a feel like she was going to cancel it.
I just didn't heart from her because she she said
she goes twelve thirty and so.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, so no news is good.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Now eleven thirty came along, and I like I'd reached
out to her three times before that, Like I'd reached
out to her at like seven am, and then get
at ten and then at eleven am again I checked in.
I was like, hey, you know, just want to make
sure it's coming up, but like, yeah, I just want
to make sure they were good because yesterday was rough
for you, I know. And then she finally rode back
like half an hour before I was supposed to leave,
so it was perfect. I got there and boom, I

(16:04):
got it, baby, I got my toe.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
All right, tattoo is done.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Yeah, looks good.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
I am so happy with it, you guys, I'm so happy.
And I was sitting in that chair going like because
when they started the tattoo, I was nervous. Obviously, I'd
never had a tattoo before, you know what the pain
was going to be like. And as soon as they
started it, I was kind of waiting for it to
get worse. And I go after like thirty seconds, I
was that it. She's like, that's it, and I immediately
just chilled out because as as I worried about, this

(16:30):
is nice.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
And that's how it goes, though you know, you you
expect it to be so much worse anyways, and that's yeah,
it was very that's the worst part.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
How long we started. We started up let's see one o'clock,
one o'clock, and then we ended at like six thirty.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
So all right, are there breaks in there?

Speaker 8 (16:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
We had one break, one break that was like ten
minutes long. And yeah, the hardest part about that tattoo
was just laying on that damn tattoo tape.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, Like my lower back was killing me. That was
the hardest part about the whole thing. The tattoo is
a breeze and like, I can't wait to get the
next one. Yeah, I was walked. I looked in the mirror.
I was like, oh I love that.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, Oh damn it.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
This is gonna be an expensive.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Well, and the good thing is yeah, I mean yeah,
but at least you have an artist now who you
know and you trust.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Seven Lines Tattoo is the company that did it. They're
really it's just one little girl. She's twenty nine years
old from Brazil. Nice and she's really good. Yeah, seven
Lines tattoo. But I'm happy with it. We've got a
video if you want to check it out. My first
tattoo ever at forty two, my midlife crisis in action.
It can be gotten. You can see it at one
of five nine in the brew dot com or you
can follow us on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Pretty soon you're going to be cruising around in a
convertible I'm.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Gonna get a face tatt like post.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
I don't know if that's maybe some thorns on that neck.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, like Jesus thorns or like a rose, you know, yeah,
Jesus thorns and the rose, and then maybe like a
like an old revolver right under my left eye.

Speaker 8 (17:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
I was gonna say, I haven't earned any tear drops yet,
but it's not too late.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah you got to, but yeah, check it out. You
can follow us on Instagram at one of five to
nine the Brew.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Now what's trending?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
All right?

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Got a lot of stuff online one of five nine
the brew dot com like our Donkey Ship podcast. Go
check those out. Also, the video of my tattoo, my
tattoo reveal is posted. It was posted last night at
like eight o'clock, so it was kind of late when
I put it up. But it's finally done. I'm super stoked,
very happy with it. Thanks to seven Lines Tattoo in
Portland for doing it. And if you want to check
it out, yeah at one of five nine the Brew

(18:31):
or one of five nine in the brew dot Com will
put it online here. Also, if you missed the interview
yesterday with Jason the guy who was gonna get divorced
at Bacon and Beer after being you know, separated for
twelve years and he's now with his ex wife's sister
and it's a whole crazy story. Wild Ride checked out
at one of five nine in the Brew dot Com
as well, because that was probably the best moment from
yesterday's show.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
I was talking about it all day.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, I just can't. I just couldn't. I couldn't stop
thinking about it. Like and the fact that he after
he knew he was going to hook up with his
sister with her sister rather uh yeah not his sister. Yeah,
not his sister. But when he was when he knew
he was gonna hook up with his ex sister, he
sent his ex photos.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Yeah, her sister the final dagger.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
I mean, if that's not scorched darf, I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Is pretty bad. But somehow they've made amends, they've buried
the hatchet, and now they're coming to Bacon and Beer
and getting a divorced.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Thanks to Goldberg Jones, go check it out one a
five nine in the Brew dot Com. All right coming
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Speaker 1 (19:45):
You're listening to Dan Or Drew and Laura Drew and
Laura All, I got.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
You a couple of talkback messages. To listen to a
couple of cute talkback Messageeah, it'll be a cute to listen.
To send us a talkback anytime. Just download the ihetadio
out for your cell phone. We asked the question a
few minutes go the mc d songs. Do you like him?

Speaker 9 (20:03):
Do you hate him?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
You know?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Should I keep playing him? Should I? Because he sends
one like every single day?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Yeah, A lot to choose from him.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, so people sent this in.

Speaker 14 (20:11):
I gotta say when he hits, he hits, it's good
to listen to it. I like him, but then there
is those ones where I'm just like, what just happened.
I must end the day now goodbye. But on the
other hand, he comes back and hits it with another banger.
It's all good. Oh fifty to fifty, I say, keep him.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Wow, we got a few more text messages that said
keep him. Mick D is twenty twenty eight thousand times
better than some of these drunk people. I see I
hear at karaoke.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Oh yeah, I bet with the little voice enhancement they
have on those machines, he could probably thrash. Oh yeah, well, all.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Right, mc d, you dodged the bullets. Your your career
has been.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Say no, I bet he crushes some karaoke.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I bet his.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Knees were knocking during this voting period.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
A DJ at some local bar that's like, oh, this
guy breaks his own mic.

Speaker 8 (21:04):
Yeah, hello, guys, this is Connie from Vacaville. Again. I
just wanted to say that if I.

Speaker 13 (21:11):
Lived in Portland or Vancouver that I would definitely be
at your beer and bacon festival. But a laugh, I
live in California.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
It's all right, you could fly up here. I'm sure
you can find some che Yeah yeah, find what a
flight would be? How much a flight would cover.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
If you get started now with Greyhound. The dirty Dog
will lead you right here.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
But it is coming up on Valentine's Day at mcminimon's
old Church and Pub in Wilsonville, So come on out
and get rid of this.

Speaker 13 (21:38):
Hey, Brew, crufat Or here heard you talking about Tanner's
new tattoo. I think it looks great, by the way,
the line work is really good, awesome design, and I
told you the scab cannon is not bad at all.
We got up the stakes though. I think you should
get your name tattooed on the inside of your eyelids next.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, hell yeah, that sounds good.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
He's got the whites of his eyes turned blue. He's like, yeah,
this is it.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
That sounds so damn pain for worst. Yeah, I'm really
happy with my tattoo. Thank you, fat Thor. You can
see pictures of it, video of it. I just like
a little tattoo reveal. I always wanted to be in
one of those videos too, the wipe down.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah, I go check I got wiped.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Go check it out. Follow us on the gram at
one of five nine and Brew. By the way, we've
got a lot of comments from people talking about something
we discussed the other day, which was the woman who
was too large to fit into The driver claims that
she was too large to fit into the lift car,
so he canceled the ride so that she needed an
order at Excel and then bailed.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I've been thinking a lot about this.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Actually, yeah, you were fired up because I saw Laura
like debating listeners on the internet on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
It was only one comment because somebody was like, well,
I mean, if we have to give this large and
in charge woman a ride, does that mean you have
to give every creepy guy a ride? And I'm like, yeah,
kind of like you can't just like look.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
At somebody's you know, you'd be canceling rides left and right. No,
nobody was like, if you pull up and you saw
some creep, do you do you not see Laura if
I canceled.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
But that's the whole drive away if your own safety.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
If I saw a creep, what does a creep look like?
You know, if somebody was in my car, like saying
nasty things or threatening me or making me feel unsafe, yeah,
you're getting dumped on the side of the road. But
I'm not going to deny your ride just because you
look like you might be a creep.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
You know some guys, they're wearing it on their face.
You can see it well.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Of course, a video kind of went viral on TikTok
and this n J Packers fan says, Laura clearly is
not understanding the safety issues with someone that big in
a car that's small. All Laura here is you don't
even know what kind of car. All Laura heres is
man mean to woman, me mean to men?

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Now, MA, that's that's he's really good at that.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
I know he's dragging his knuckles on the ground as
we speak.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
But TikTok Apocasey says, I'm morbio. I'm a morbilely obese
man on a weight loss journey, and I one d
percent agree with this lift driver. I wouldn't get into
someone else's car. That's not fair to their vehicle. This
guy says it's his business, it's his sole decision. He
can deny service to whoever he wants, point blank.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I actually don't know if that's true, and I was
thinking about that yesterday. Also, it is like, I think
we have to consult with Lift and what their policies
are with this lift or its lift.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
It is it sucks for them whenever one has talked
about that, but they both get thrashed.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
This one says, it's not so much the weight on
the suspension, it's the weight on the seats. It's pulling
and pushing on the interior and it's going to miss
it all up.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
It absolutely will deteriorate the car having that much weight
sit down on that seat.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Kyle Laura says, And this is how do you say?
What do you say to this? Kyle says? Are people
not considering if the seat belt would even fit around her?
If not, it could he even safely transport her? Or
is he risking a fine and her health in the
event of an accident.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
I don't know, But these are all things we don't know,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (24:50):
So do you what do you think if the seat
belt doesn't fit, it's got to get out, right?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
I mean, I don't. I actually do not know.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Keep in mind, this woman was if you miss the segment,
she's four hundred and eighty nine pounds and she just
called a regular lift, which the pictures it looked like
she could not get in it.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
And it's just like a standard issue car, you know,
It's not like a suburban.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, so he's he's like, you got to order an AXL.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
And your point, Laura was like, well the cars, you know,
you could fit five people in those things, And this
guy says, most cars aren't actually mental. Hold five adults
plus a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
How many times? Okay? But how many times have we
stuffed several people? I mean, come on, now, the.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Girl is as big as she is and Laura is
defending her.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
See, I see.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I think everyone's just like she's fat. Everybody on the
side of the road that's like, that's I think that's
the wrong men.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Someone this guy says some cars get thrown on balance.
It sounds like, okay, there's not much weight on.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
How many times have you done damage to your own
vehicle by strapping something that you shouldn't the piece of
furniture on the roof?

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Yeah, because she's going to ruin the car, Like if that's.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Just got one ride.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
There have been multiple taxi drivers who called during that
bit that's said that they had to pay for a
large amount of damage because of this very thing.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
But I'm wondering, though, what the policy is with lift
and like are they going to because if someone pukes
in your car, they have to pay, So then then
that's okay. So then the lift if.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
She makes regardless if lifts, they're going to pay for
it to not if he can avoid breaking an axle.
In his mind, he's going to try to avoid it.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
But then like what what stops anyone? And everyone's like you,
you have the right to deny service to anybody.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
I guarantee talk goodness sake, I know what you're going
to say. I guarantee that if Flora were the driver,
she would done the same thing.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
That's not true.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I guaranty from Laura.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
We're going stopping people like from making like being like,
oh you're this is a color your skin. I don't
want you in my car because X Y and Z.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Well, there is a discrimination rule also, that's not what
we're talking about. But it's not discrimination. It's because letting
an African American man into your car is not going
to break your axle. It's not going to your seat. Okay,
there's no there's nothing extreme too.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
By the way, you just want to I see.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
How you could jump to that, but it just doesn't fit.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
But but that's what that's what the lawsuit is, right,
and I'm and I don't think she should have sued
this driver, like I think she takes it off with lift,
she files a complaint, maybe gets her money back.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
I bet you bet you gets thrown out.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yes, I mean, and I mean maybe we'll find out.
But I think I think there's a lot of people
just being like, this is a large woman. You don't
have to treat her with respect, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
That's not that's but that's what you're hearing. That's not
what people are saying.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
The guy was like the guy, because didn't we hear
an audio clip and he's like, no, no, but he.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Said it in a in a point blank way. But
I think it's.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Law's never gonna agree to disagree. Guys. She's just you're wrong.
You're a me mean man.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
And that's not about man versus woman. If it was
a man of obese man spoken.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
And as you know, in this world these days, when
TikTok speaks, it's.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Like the Supreme Court.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Sure's it's internet for the Internet trolls win, But.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
That doesn't that's not a fair way to end the
conversation because there are plenty of points on the other
side and not just trolling. The lady fat Thor says,
and he never has trolls out there.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Fat Thorn never has good points. And he says, this
is America. You have the right to refew service to anyone.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
So yeah, and you have.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
You also have the right to sue the pants off
of somebody if you choose to.

Speaker 12 (28:22):
Don't.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
We don't necessarily know that he discriminated because we heard
the clip he just said. He actually apologized. He said,
I'm sorry, we can't do the ride. You won't fit
and then he cancel Druve. At least he apologized.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I still agree with Syrian Steve, you should have at
least let her try to get it in the car.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
If it were me, I probably would have let her try.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Personally, my whole thing is like, if you don't want
wear and tear on your vehicle, don't drive for Lyft.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
What do you think? Go check out the video and
then you know the comment section's wild right now. By
the way, follow us on TikTok if you're not at
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now Bruce spoils Bruce Sports here's Drew Well.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Things are starting to get more complicated for the Blazers,
because for a while there it looked like it was
just gonna be like, okay, just kind of try hard
for a while, entertain the crowd, and then take some
losses and see what you can do with the little
ping pong ball come lottery time. But that is not
the plan for some players on the field. Because the
Blazers went off last night at the Motor Center. Now

(30:09):
they've won six out of their last seven games, and
it was a one nineteen to ninety thrashing of a
five hundred team. Now, after the game, Scoot Henderson, who
had twenty three points and didn't miss one from the field,
was asked, what is it that's making this team go togetherness?

Speaker 11 (30:27):
And on the way we fight for each other, like
I said, on both sides of the ball, or not
really caring where the ball ends up. They're just playing together,
playing and that's fun.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
You know.

Speaker 11 (30:36):
Wh When you play like that, the basketball gods they
look down for you, they look out for you, and
they reward you.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Now, the Blazers, there's a couple of teams in front
of them to get into the play in. But remember
it's not just the top eight teams anymore, it's the
top ten and the bottom two battle it out like
a couple of rats to try and get that last spot.
So we'll see what happens. But tomorrow the Blazers are
playing into again against the Phoenix Suns, and if they

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can get that win, you're gonna start getting some national
attention on this team. You can get tickets Trailblazers dot
com and always listen to the games. Rip City Radio
six twenty am. There's just sports.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Thank you very much. All right, Coming out next, we're
gonna play the wake Up Showdown for your chance of
tickets to go see nine inch Nails? Or do you
just say nin? What do you say?

Speaker 2 (31:20):
I don't I've never heard anyone say nin.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
See. I think if you said nin, I wouldn't know,
like if we weren't.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Already talking about it. If I see it, I know
the lug, I know what that means.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
I definitely can read nin.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
But if I said nin, yeah, it's kind of you
guys want to go see nin?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
No, that sounds gross, I'd like, Who's that sounds bad?

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Belgian, but we do have tickets to go see them,
and you can play the wake up show on coming
up next. So well, you're gonna answer basic trivy questions, right,
It's like third fourth fifth grade trivia. Sometimes easy. When
it's necessarily you know, it can be a lot more
difficult than you think. Eight six, six, four, four, five,
one oh five nine is the number looking for collors

(31:55):
ten and eleven, and we'll play that right after closing time.
Happy Friday. It's Tanners and Laura.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
On the brew you're listening, you Danner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Bacon Beard's creeping up on Valentine's Day. Fifth You think
I'll sit around on Valentine's Day, You'll think and lack
of food with Wisom bills.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Please to play at Old.

Speaker 8 (32:17):
Church mcmona, man's the party's waiting to be here. Don't
think I'm gonna go.

Speaker 11 (32:22):
You all mad?

Speaker 8 (32:23):
Don't know the bacon beers coming on, the bacon.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Beers coming April or so April.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
What the hell can I ourselves there?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Valentine's Day that's coming up on the fourteenth, February fourteenth,
and everyone who shows up, of course gets free bacon
as always lots of concert tickets, lots of other prizes,
and a trip to Vegas to see David Blaine. All
you follow online at one to five nine the brew
dot com.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
All right, let's play this game, Ben Now, Danner, Drew
and Laura's Wake Up Showdown Listeners to your corners.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
All right, this is the game where two listeners who
just woke up go head to head answering some basic
trivia questions. Questions we all know the answers to, because
we should. Anyway, it's third, fourth or fifth grade trivia.
Sometimes you know, it's just early and you haven't had coffee.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Yeah, and on the spot you can rattle you.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Let's mean our contestants today calling from Salem. His name
is Dewey.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Good morning, Dewey, Good morning.

Speaker 8 (33:22):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Like the name Dewey, Dewey Dewey minds me a scream? Yeah,
I've only seen the there's like Dewey's on TV. I
knew a Dewey growing up, but that was the last name.
I never really knew a Dewey.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Dewey.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Right, I've never known a Dewey except for this.

Speaker 10 (33:36):
Do it?

Speaker 5 (33:36):
What a Dewey do you know?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
All right, let's meet you heard of the Systemwey decimal
like names the name Dewey. Do you see it the movies.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Dewey Duck and they're like Huey Louis and Dewey and Dewey.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Decimal system is probably named after the last name of
the guy who did it.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, not first first, what's your last And that's the
personal question.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
You can share it if you want, tell us your
last name. All right, let's meet your opponent. She not
warrants is she is calling from Hillsborough. Her name is Becca.
Good morning, Beca, good morning, good morning. Have you had
your coffee this morning?

Speaker 5 (34:13):
Becca?

Speaker 8 (34:15):
A little?

Speaker 3 (34:15):
A little? Uh, Dewey, have you had yours?

Speaker 8 (34:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
He's hype cops, right, cops.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Remember, guys, you got a screaming name loudly and clearly
to buzz yourselves in and listen Becca. Historically, ladies. I
don't know why, but the ladies don't do well on
this this game. And I don't know why. I'm not
saying it's not I think they're smarter than us. I
don't know why they're not getting the you know, winning
this game. I think maybe they're just not quick to
like call them like to buzz themselves in.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know what leads to not
as many victories. Maybe she can prove it wrong.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, so, Becca, I'm gonna need you to step up
for all of us. I will do my best, all right.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
However, I really like the name Dewey as well.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Oh you're kind of gonna throw this one for the dude.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
She's like, I just want to hear him say his name.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
All right, Well, the first one is the winner. You
got a screaming name loudly and clearly to buzz yourselves in.
Are you ready for the showdown?

Speaker 8 (35:09):
Ready?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
What reptile is known for its ability to change color?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Dewey dewey chameleon. That is correct.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
What does n A stand for on the periodic table?

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Any guesses?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Dewey dewey mm sodium That is correct.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Whoa?

Speaker 5 (35:44):
How did whoa?

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (35:45):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Smartphone zero?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah, just enough time to hit the old Google machine.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
What is the name?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
What is the name of the mermaid? In The Little Mermaid?
The main character.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Becay Becca.

Speaker 8 (36:01):
Ariial. There we go.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
That's right, got the on the bore, love Aerial.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
How many bones are there in the human body?

Speaker 7 (36:10):
Dewey dewey.

Speaker 8 (36:13):
Highten it is incorrect.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Okay, you can take a stab at it.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Incorrect.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
The correct answer is two hundred and six bones.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
So it's still two to one.

Speaker 7 (36:31):
What do we do here?

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Are we going to continue?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
We can continue. I've got I've got questions for days.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
It's got bars.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Let's do this in which ocean is the Bermuda Triangle located.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Dewey Dewey Atlantic?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
That is correct?

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Endgame?

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Bea You didn't she did?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Was?

Speaker 9 (36:51):
She didn't do?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Terrible a point? Those questions, you know, like they were
good questions, you know, like the na I could see it.
I just couldn't call it.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
And I'm so stone that he said an alcoholic and
the stuff by no bar.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
But good job.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
Yeah, I was a pade band, so I thought I
was going to be wrong.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, well, hang on, do we will get you the
nine Andy Snails tickets. Becca, since you were awesome, hook
you up with the free pizza from Papa Murphy's this morning. Yeah,
get some hang on the phone. Everyone's a winner. I
feel like Oprah. That feels good.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
You get a prize. Let me you get a prize.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
The generosity stops right there.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Exactly, All right, hang on, you got another chance at
one of five nine the brew dot com.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Let's get.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Stories.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
This is where we go around the room sharing and
we think the biggest stories of the day are. They're
not necessarily the biggest stories, just what we think the
biggest stories are. Who wants to go first?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Hi, I can go first?

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Drew's favorite place.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Costco. They have just announced that their hourly wage is
going up to thirty bucks an hour. They announced this
week that it was raising pay for most of its
hourly US workers following contract talks with union employees. Now,
at the top of the pay scale, they'll be making

(38:08):
thirty dollars and twenty cents, but even the lowest paid
employees will still be making twenty bucks an hour, and
that includes employees at non union locations, so that's good.
They also say an additional dollar increase is coming each
of the next two years. So the last thing we
need stepping it up.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
The last thing we need is Costco workers going on strike.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Well, yeah, and they're kind of a I don't want
to say a higher level worker because I don't want
to knock other workers, but they always seem to have
it together or at least partially together, and you got
to pay a decent wage to get decent people, and
I think it's a good example to others. The big
story to me is squid Game season three. The premiere
data is out. One of the reasons this is the
big story is the second season of squid Game set

(38:51):
a record for the most views for a show and
its premiere week, which you think about how many shows
have been across the platform. It's pretty impressive. But you'll
have to wait. June twenty seventh is the last time
you'll see these people offing each other one by one,
actually offing the system offing them off one.

Speaker 7 (39:10):
At a time.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yes, And you know that's better than last time because
I think it came out the first season came out
in like twenty twenty one or something like that, so
it's a lot less time to wait.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Well, anyone who's seen too is like, that was unfair.
You cut everyone off.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
It's a pretty serious cliffhanger.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
I think the big story of the day is System
of a Down's Toxicity music video has reached the one
billion view club. WHOA wow, Yeah, one billion views on YouTube.
It's the second System of a Down song video to
reach that milestone. Chop Sue you reached a billion views
back in twenty twenty, and System of Down will launch
a North American stadium tour this summer. I guess that's

(39:48):
gonna have some dates with Corn of Ben, Sevenfold and
the Deaftones.

Speaker 9 (39:52):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
That's gonna be amazing. I mean, this is great music,
but they just their fan base must be souper. We're
into the tube to be you know.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, Like, who's just like randomly looking up toxicity on YouTube?
Bumping it over one?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
I think it's they're like one of those bands that's
really big in other countries too. I can see them
in Germany. Just oh yeah, I love me some chop.
This is toxicity, you know.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, well, you know, nobody really knows what.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Sea. If anyone needs a lyric video, it's these guys,
that's true.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
More of those stories online at one of five nine
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Speaker 1 (40:59):
You're Laura Drew, Laura Friday.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
All right in studio of this this morning, it's Colin
from Goldberg Jones. What's happening, brother.

Speaker 7 (41:09):
Yeah, good to be here, good to be here. Wonderful day.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Yeah, it is a wonderful day. I mean that's it's
starting to get a little moist outside. But we had
such a good run these last couple of days. It's
like it was like a week of most I feel,
weeks of dry weather.

Speaker 8 (41:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
I don't remember the exact number, but it was a
tie for the record for most days.

Speaker 9 (41:26):
Nice.

Speaker 7 (41:26):
Well, I just got back from Vegas and it's the
same temperature, same Sunday days. It's like I flew into
you know, Portland.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Right, yeah, yeah, Well, look at you in your nice
uh party shirt. Look at them all.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Wet before you retox.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
We need you to be sharp because of course, coming
up on Valentine's Day, Colin is the first ever master divorce,
not just our first ever master divorce.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
But I think radio's first absolutely master divorce.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
The first one ever an unofficial Guinness World Records that
we're going to say we can't afford the Guinness World
Record people, unless you want to put in the fifteen
to twenty k four now I'm good.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Well, we do have a color printer, so we can
also certificate at any point.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
We're going to actually print ourselves up a fake certificate.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
Oh you gotta have it issue.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
You're going to make it in a Microsoft paint.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
It's going to be I'm going to be a Guinness book.
It's going to be the Boonze Farm Book exactly.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
So Colin, let's talk about it, because you've been cool
enough to step up and offer a handful of divorces
for some people who never gotten around to it, or
maybe they've decided it's just not working out, or maybe
they found out that the paperwork is incorrect and they
never were married in the first place. So how often
do you see things like this all the times? Every day?

Speaker 7 (42:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's people calling who wants to go
through the process of a divorce. It's a pain in
the butt. It's it's better to procrastinate.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
There's a lot of things, but.

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Divorce is one of them. Especially if you're separate, you're
getting long. You just kind of move off in different directions.
The problem is most people separate and then they really separate,
and then they don't know where each other are.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
And I get it's hard to track them down.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Three to five call a week. It's like I want
to get divorced. I go, okay, we can. Are you agreed, Yeah,
we're agreed. Do you know where your wife is or
your husband is? No, I don't know where they're at.
Well that's our first problem.

Speaker 8 (43:08):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Go to Facebook?

Speaker 7 (43:10):
Well, you have to serve people in any legal proceeding
to let them know that you're suing them for a divorce.
And so the first thing, if they can't find him,
I say, well, you have to get a p I,
get some verification you've tried online service. Then you go
before the judge and get a order that allows alternative service.
Then you got to serve him that way, and then
you can go forward. If they don't respond.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Do you have like a guy that you refer them to,
like a dude with an eye patch and an off
taste leather coat who just goes gum shoes.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
I should interview it only works.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
Yeah, it's like okay, Well, I mean, how you want
to find this guy?

Speaker 8 (43:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:46):
I got patchy McAdam, So we'll go right to your spot.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
You're paying by tape on an envelope to a mailbox exactly.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
I feel like I'd be great at that job if
I wasn't doing radio. I'd definitely be a PI.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
You got both eyes working for you got to have
patch at least the.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Patch, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
So yeah, it's just it's wild that that I that
we're gonna be able to pull this off. So off
the air, we played Colin Yesterday's interview with Jason. If
you missed it, you've got to go check out the video.
It's on our blog right now, one of five nine
dot com.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
It's just as good the second time. If you've heard it, yeah,
it was good.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
It's Jason's divorce story and the tale of two sisters.
You got to go check it out. Because he was
with one sister. She cheated on him. He went scorched
earth and cheated on her with her sister. They've been
together for twelve or thirteen years or something. He's still
married to the other sister and they're finally gonna get
divorced at Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 7 (44:36):
I hope both sisters are there.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
They said that both of them will be there.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Brilliant, and then they're flying right out to Mary Povich.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
And to be fair, I think we should probably have
her on to get her side of the story too,
because we only heard Jason so.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, that would be fair, That would
be fair.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
How often do the two stories and two sides sync up?

Speaker 7 (44:53):
Never? Never, there, they're wide apart, and then when we
hit the end we got divorced, that's when they sink up.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
So we got to get her side because that's not
fair if.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
We're gonna you know, sure there's some stuff there.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
All right, So because you just start the story as
so I went to jail. I mean, so like at
the beginning, there's time before the jail, and it was
a no contact order. But he said not with the
not with a woman, not with a.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Lover, as he said, Yeah, but what's that about? Like
maybe he did something weird that just you know, kind
of pushed her.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Away, because you know, I don't think it's a great
look if my wife finds out I've got a no
contact order with anyone.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
I'm not saying it's right, that's cheat, but like maybe
he pushed her away a little bit. So like maybe
there's more to the story than we heard.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
She might have picked a few too many partners. I mean,
but we'll let her address the clientele and the roster
of people.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
It could have at least stopped it one I mean,
come on, had.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
To prove a point.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
But of all your years doing this colin divorce, have
have you ever heard of a story like that?

Speaker 10 (45:53):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (45:53):
Yeah, that that happens quite often. I mean your your family,
you're not even.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Stuff, but even like the siblings un sibling.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Yeah, that's not as common certainly, but your you're around
people a long time and you build relationships and people.
You don't go that direction all the time. Right, there's
and well people also know that when you have different
relationships within the same relationship, even if it's consensual, then
that gets to be messy. So it's just free love

(46:21):
within the family. Yeah, that's too close a family.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Let me ask you this, Uh, how do you see
the divorce ceremony going? Like and your you know how
wedding ceremony goes. How do you see like a big
mass divorce ceremony?

Speaker 7 (46:33):
Should know that as well organized as the show is,
we have not planned being kind. So the the way
I see it going first, you know, whomever you all select,
you know, uncontested divorce has to be uncontested. We don't
want that beer and brawl, you know, we.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Want the first ever beer and brawl. Actually that sounds
great beefater.

Speaker 7 (46:53):
Can you put that down the next year. I actually
ordered my referee shirt yesterday and a whistle. You'll need
that for this one. But so uncontested, so I see
it going as a similar ceremony. First, whomever you select
to be your contestants that qualify under your strict standards,
of course, then we'll process that, which just so people know,

(47:16):
it's a three thousand We charge three thousand for an
uncontested divorce to get through. But it has to be uncontested.
We're not mediating or or going to court. It's not
one hundred thousand dollars value.

Speaker 9 (47:26):
It reasonable.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Here is going to be reason its radio show is free.
I don't remember how many times I have to remind
you that it's right.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
So first, uncontested. Second, they have to do some sort
of waiver that they are going to be discussing what
would normally be confidential information in a radio setting in
a public setting, so they to know that, they probably
do if they're calling into the radio to know that.
And three they have to be sober. It is a
bacon and brew event, so you know there's going to

(47:52):
be beer there.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
They can drink, guys the moment it's over.

Speaker 7 (47:54):
We're all drinking after all, right, So I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
So if you're gonna get divorced at bacon and beer,
you have to be sober at least up until that moment.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
Yes, so we probably should do it earlier in the problem,
No problem, we'll back the last year and it's uh,
you know, you walk in the door at what six starts?
It starts at six, and there is a line.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
For game on, especially when there's big prizes and something
you know, big like this happening so.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Well, and some people even get ahead start with the drinking.
So if you're going to be if yeah, if you're
one of the couples getting a divorce on this day,
no pregaming, right, okay, just to you though.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
I do like the tailgating idea. It's kind of awesome
when you show up and someone's like, got here it too.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Put a pop up up like, hey, if you missed
it yesterday, go check out Jason's divorce story, The Tale
of Two Sisters at one of five nine in the
brew dot com. I'm hoping to talk to another potential
divorcee coming up in a few minutes. Colin from Goldberg
Jones wanting one hundred divorces. Here hang on.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
And now Bruce Sports, here's Drew.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
The trail Blaze. There's a turning heads in the league
this morning where the headline that summarizes their game last
night is the Blazers win six out of seven games.
The reason why that is important is before that run,
they had won thirteen games all year. So it's a
tough situation. But you have to remember if you are

(49:20):
a true Blazer fan and hoping that they could get
into the playoffs and have a miracle happen, have our
little Hoosier's moment. The Blazers are playing pretty good. These
guys are not going to lay down and lose their
job next year because a lot of them are not
real big free agent situations, right, so if they end

(49:40):
up getting cut or they just let their contract expire,
there's no guarantees there. But we're not even to the
All Star break and we were already talking about ping
pong balls. I'm guilty of it too, the Homers on television,
They're super guilty of it. But go watch this team
and when they play together, they have the athletics and
the natural talent to get it done. Just can they

(50:03):
come together as a team, and right now six to
seven looks like it. Scoot Henderson last night putting up
a big game starring for the Blazers with twenty three,
he was asked why the run right now?

Speaker 11 (50:14):
Togetherness and on the way we fight for each other,
like I said, on both sides of the ball, and
not really caring where the ball ends up. They're just
playing together, playing and that's fun.

Speaker 10 (50:24):
You know.

Speaker 11 (50:24):
Wh When you play like that, the basketball gods they
look down for you, they look out for you, and
they reward you.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
They're five games back of a play in right now,
and at this rate they would get there. But a
lot of basketball left to be played, and a couple
of young Blazers in the Young Stars Challenge or whatever
coming at ball Star weekend something to look forward to.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
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Speaker 3 (51:00):
It's Tanner, to and Laura on one of five nine
the Brew More with Colin from Goldberg Jones right after
Alice Cooper.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
And Laura yet Colin in the studio from one eight
hundred divorce Divorce for men. If you have questions about
divorce or custody, reach out to them one eight hundred Divorce.
The first call is free. Colin will answer any questions
that you might have. If you got questions, if you're
just like freaked out about it, he'll be able to
at least point in the right direction, give you some
peace of mind. Yeah, one eight hundred divorce. Also be

(51:31):
he'll also be a bacon and beer, so you'll be
able to come in and meet him there. If you
want to ask him questions, you're probably gonna get bombarded.

Speaker 7 (51:36):
That's right, we'll just line them up. You got to
bring a beer in the beer well, yeah, but only
five questions apparently.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Too, because when people put a hand on your back
to say hi, it's usually a bacon. Five right there,
that's right.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
Right where was giving bacon to everybody?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
That was awesome, very greasy party.

Speaker 7 (51:55):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
It is going down February fourteenth in uh men are
sorry Wilsonville. I can keep putting these two together. So
it's mcmnimon's old church and pub in Wilsonville on Valentine's.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Deck, which is closer to us anyway.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Yeah, very excited, and we've got on the phone here Jennifer,
who sent us an email and said that she would
be willing to get divorced at Bacon and Beer. She's
been married for a long time. Apparently they've been separated
for a long time. Okay, and we're about to find
out all about it. Jennifer, Good morning, good morning. How
are you? Thanks for sending us an email? Absolutely so

(52:32):
you you've been married for how many years?

Speaker 8 (52:36):
Almost twenty eight?

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Twenty eight years?

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Oh okay, how long have you guys been separated?

Speaker 8 (52:44):
Since? Like two thousand and five years?

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Procrastination, that's what I like, eight years in and then
just spent two decades a strain.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Well, a couple questions, why did it fall apart? And
then why did you guys just never into getting the
official divorce? First off, first question, but why did why
did the marriage fall apart?

Speaker 8 (53:08):
Well, he was abusive and.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Kind of a douchebag, right, say no more, that's fair,
all right?

Speaker 3 (53:19):
And so you guys after eight years, just said this
isn't it, This isn't going.

Speaker 8 (53:23):
To work, correct, And so well he went, oh he
went to prison for that.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (53:31):
Yeah, and prison is a little more hefty than jail.
So you know, the guy, last guy was in jail
for five minutes. Prison is how long was.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
He in prison?

Speaker 8 (53:43):
Gosh, I don't really remember.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Over a year, so I'm assuming while he was in prison,
that's when everything, you guys just kind of moved apart.
And when he got out, you guys never got back together, right, right, Okay,
And so you get did you ever after he was
released from prison, was there ever a discussion about, hey,
maybe we should eventually do this and you never got
a to it, or was just no talk about it
at all?

Speaker 8 (54:03):
You know, there was just no talk about it. He
was into drugs and I was focusing on We had
four kids together, and I was just focusing on taking
care of them.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
And they're all grown now.

Speaker 7 (54:24):
You know how old are the kids?

Speaker 8 (54:25):
Oh gosh, in their twenties.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
They have their own families, alright, So if you decide
to get married at this or sorry, divorce at this
bacon and beer party. Would they be present for the
ceremony or is this something they can just check out
on zoom.

Speaker 8 (54:40):
Yeah, they're all excited.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Oh they're excited. Okay, So I mean it's obviously you've
spoken to your soon to be ex at this point, right,
So he's going to be at bacon and beer and
he's down with this?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Yes, yes, Well I got to ask that question. You
guys have been separated for twenty years. Do you guys
talk often or did you just call him out of
the blue and say, hey, I have an idea.

Speaker 8 (55:03):
I called him of the blue.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
How long have it been since you called him?

Speaker 8 (55:10):
We haven't talked in a couple of years. I mean
every once in a while we'll talk because I mean
we have grandchildren.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
And kid rights. Has he changed his ways on the
drugs and and knuckle sandwiches?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
No, we we're gonna have to if he's going to
be there for this, We're gonna have to get his
side though, too, right, because like, well that in security,
someone sent a message in and said, have you guys
better high security for this bacon of beer? Sounds like
it could be it sounds like could be a budget
Jerry Springer.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
Yeah, this one seems like it's a little tougher because.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
I want to get his side of it too, because,
like you said, Colin, there's always two sides. And if
he's going to show up to this he doesn't want
to you know, well, yeah, well there.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
Is that side, There is that objective side that we
can look up.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
But if he's listen, if he's willing to do it,
then I say, well, well you know, to go you free?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Yeah, because I mean twenty years that's a long time.
That's more than double the time you were Actually.

Speaker 7 (56:10):
That's a lot of anger management classes.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
So like you have no intentions of getting married again, No, I.

Speaker 8 (56:19):
Don't think so, Jen.

Speaker 7 (56:24):
Staying married is way not to be able to get remarried.
So if you're worried, yeah, you have to stay married
because it's avoid all your other marriages become void because
you can't get remarried.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Are you, Jen, are you in a relationship now?

Speaker 8 (56:37):
Yes? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
How does he feel that you're still married to this guy?

Speaker 8 (56:42):
Well, he doesn't like it because he wants to get married.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
Man. See that's the love story.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
It could be a divorce and a proposal all and
you know he could meet somebody else at Bacon and Beer.
There's a good chance Lord could go out with him
that night.

Speaker 7 (56:56):
That's why I have a suggestion. You're ordained, you are
all three of us can sell those papers.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
And then we can marry somebody else.

Speaker 7 (57:04):
You put on that Pope suites and.

Speaker 15 (57:07):
Then the prisoner ex husband can show us how to
make some snoof.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
He could be the catering right right, okay, jin, So
you're gonna have to We're gonna have to talk to
him too. We got to get him on the phone.
We got to get his his uh uh outside of it,
because you know, Jerry did confirm a lot of things.
But you know, we've got to hear his part. And
then if he wants to come down to Bacon and
Beer on the fourteenth and get divorced, we'll do it.

Speaker 7 (57:30):
Well, he has to participate in advance. Everybody who's going
to do this, I have to get all the information
in advance. They're gonna have to sign certain documents before
they do this, so just so everybody else out there knows.
So there's a little prep. It's not as Vegas style
as getting up. So we just prep, so everybody has
to participate. Everybody has to do it willingly. On contested

(57:51):
means everybody. We're not serving people.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
So and we're gonna need to file a sign a
paper where it's like, you're okay with it being out
in the open on the right because.

Speaker 7 (57:58):
You're going to be on there. You're not to disclose
every detail.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Yeah, we're not gonna give all personal details. But we're
not trying to embarrass anybody either. We're just trying to
want the details. Give people the rest of their lives back.

Speaker 7 (58:08):
That's right. We're saving lives, that's.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Right, we are saving well. Jin, how do you feel?

Speaker 7 (58:12):
Are you down?

Speaker 3 (58:13):
You want to do this? What do you want to
are you divorce?

Speaker 5 (58:19):
Are feeling comfortable?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
You want to go to Mike's driving later?

Speaker 7 (58:21):
I mean you could be.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
I apologize I was being tickled by my boyfriend. Jin.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Are you sure you want to do this? You want
to get divorced? To bacon and beer because we'll make
it up.

Speaker 8 (58:30):
Yes, I'm a positive.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
There's another one. Hang on, Jin, we'll talk to you
off here and uh yeah, we'll get it taken care of.
That's wow good. I'm excited for her to put it
behind him, and like the new boyfriend's going to have
to be pretty stoked. He'll probably be there, I would assume.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Yeah, I mean you'd think.

Speaker 10 (58:50):
So.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
What I want to know about is it all about
the wild card. The X is the wild card, that's
the felon.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Yeah. If she comes in with tats all over face,
well yeah, I.

Speaker 7 (59:01):
Mean that's how you lure her.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Man.

Speaker 7 (59:03):
We're giving away free face tattoos, little.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Tear drops, right, tattoo by Tanner would be the business.

Speaker 15 (59:11):
And a guitar string.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
I've watched a lot of prison shows.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
You Drew, Laura one oh five nine The Brew It's
Portland's rock station, Tanner Drew and Laura. I wanted to
play this. I forgot to play this yesterday. But this
is kind of you know. I like covers of songs,
especially like metal covers of popular songs. Yeah, I'm a
big fan of that. One of my favorite bands, Bring
Me the Horizon, just released a cover of Wonderwall.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
Oh Oasis.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Yeah, that's gotta be a hard song to cover, right.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
It's kind of but the good thing about covering that
song is it's a good song without your talents, you know,
So I feel like that's got to be. That makes
it a little easier.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
It's a good melody, like you know, unless you're really
really bad, it's gonna be hard to butcher.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Yeah, I mean we could butcher it, but you know
you gotta be.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
I'm gonna say every bro ton with an acoustic guitar
sitting around a campfire has attempted to butcher the song.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Right Here's bring me the Rizins version of wonder Wall.
Just a little taste. We'll put the rest on the website.

Speaker 9 (01:00:11):
You can't be the one that saves man.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
Oh my god, that's gonna be on my radio on
this weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
That just bring me the Horizon and Wonderwall boom. I
loved it. So if you want to check it out,
what do you think of that? Be fatter? Pretty hot
drum track, Pretty hot drum drum track. Yeah you know.
Oh it's a hot take structure.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
He got inside of it right there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Yeah, we'll put that entire thing online at one of
five nine the brew dot com. Uh, coming up, we're
gonna check some of your talk back messages. So if
you have something to say to the show, common suggestion complaints,
maybe something about beef fodder and his toes get some
weird looking toes.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
Yeah, it's a curve to that one. I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
It's a weird fungus. You guys spend way too much
time worrying about me at your feet Anyway, what was
I saying to distracted me? We'll be right back.

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
Commercial.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura in the Brew.

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You're listening to Drew and Laura.

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Drew and Laura Portland's Rock Station one of five nine
the Brew, Tanner, Drew and Laura, Happy Friday. What's uh?
What's everyone's plans this weekend?

Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
Drew?

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Are you gonna do anything exciting?

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Well, it's a no football weekend, so I'm going to
try and be a little more actively engaged with my
own kids.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
But they get their dad back.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Yeah, we're all so lucky, but we have a we
have a major garage issue. We've got a lot of boxes,
we have a lot of holiday that was wrapped up
and left there. You guys should see the maze it
takes to get to my peloton. It's like you have
to go over and over and back and around and
I have just enough room for the wheel to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Move, and you're like it's time you're parcouring to your Yeah,
your peloton.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
I had a buddy come drop off a weight bench
that he was giving me, and he walked in. He's like,
I thought you said you work out in here. I'm
all here, let me show you around here. Here. I
got my spot.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Because I remember going to your house. I think when
when your baby was born, and there was some stuff
in there, but you had plenty of room to work out,
and so that's that space has gotten smaller.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
And I've got a I have had a sectional couch
in its Costco boxes for like a year because they're
just trying to figure out what the lay of the
land is with three kids in two bedrooms. But one
day I'm going to get it all out, but I
have to get the stuff into the attic in order
to move that cout, so it's gonna be a lot
of catch up there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
My goal this weekend is to completely gut my pantry
and get rid of the old, get rid of everything
that doesn't that is you know, spoiled or you know, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Never gonna eat bad mistakes at the store, and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Then reorganize that reorganize that thing because it's a styr.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
That feels so good because right now organized.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
I used to have things where the light bulbs are
down here and then trash bags over here, and then
still top over here, or you know, the Hamburger helpers
over here. Like now everything is just everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
Yeah. Now it's like one of those picture searches in
the back of a highlights magazine exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
It really is a mess, like can you find the signe,
where's the cave? I can't find anything. That's my problem
is every time I need something like a miniature hammer
because I need to just nail a picture up or something,
can't find it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Yeah, you're gonna bust out your label gun. Yes, give
everything in a place.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
I'm gonna make it so organized. It's like my OCD
is gonna kick in hard tomorrow. That's amazing and I'm
really looking forward to.

Speaker 8 (01:03:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
It's kind of cathartic too.

Speaker 8 (01:03:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:03:54):
Well, now you've got to put everything in bins, right,
So you've got all these clear bins and everything belongs
in a bin.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
I was actually us looking at the container store for
like cabinet organization.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
That sounds that sounds like just a relaxing trip, you know,
to the container store.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
You like, look at all these bins I can put
my things in.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
I've got all those giant black ones with the yellow
tops that you get at Costco. But I do wish
that I had clear front bins because well, I know
what's basically in them. I'd like to be able to
just look through the side and be like, Okay, yeah,
there isn't that barbecue spatula in there. I got somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
I got a big label maker for that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
So well, but what I'm saying the content so m barbecue.
But you're not going to know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
I say, I put a label on the side of it,
so when it's up on the garage, I see I
can see any.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Yeah, but able to say barbecue tools. I want to
know if a specific tool is there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Have you seen of those refrigerators the inventory, Oh yeah,
that's Have.

Speaker 15 (01:04:48):
You seen the deal where there's an app you can
get and it prints a QR code that you slap
on the bin so you can fill out whatever's on
there and just scan it and it tells you what's.

Speaker 9 (01:04:56):
In the bin.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
That takes you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
That takes some You gotta have some really strong organizational for.

Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
Your garage or whatever.

Speaker 15 (01:05:04):
If you're trying to separate your camping stuff and you're like,
I mean, i've seen.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Some sweet it's actually pretty smart because when right when
you put it away, you know what, you think, Oh yeah,
that's right there. If you did write it down and
put the QR code on it, right there, you'd never
have to remember.

Speaker 15 (01:05:20):
You don't have to take the pins out, open it
up and check you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:05:22):
Like it just yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
That being said, nine chance I do that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Inevitably though, You'll put the QR code, You'll have everything
in there, You'll have everything inventoried until you remove something
from the bin and then misplace it, put it somewhere else,
and then the next time you go to the QR
code you're like, oh, yeah, my spatuel is in here.
No it's not, yeah six months ago.

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
You have to be pretty organized to keep up with it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
That's true, Laura. What about you any organization projects over
the weekend or maybe maybe I finished a little painting
project yesterday, very minor, but I had been putting it
off for almost a year, so I finished that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
That felt what was it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
I just this is really dumb. But there was just
a strip of paint maybe like an inch and a
half wide. That I had the pencil outline on my wall,
but I had not actually painted, like taped it off
and painted it, And so I did that yesterday. I
found the best hack to get the crispiest line when

(01:06:22):
you remove painter's tape, because no matter how much you
tape right, you take off the tape and it always
smudges somewhere and then you have to touch it up.
What is it? So I figured out you tape it off,
and then you use the paint color of like the
existing surface, and you paint that first, like over the
tape and where you're gonna be painting, and then you

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paint over that color with the new color, and then
you take off the tape and it's a crispline. Well
look at that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
Yeah, that I'd say regular Bob Villa, but I don't
know if he did the painting, just the hardware.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Lady Villa.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
It looks great, Miss Villa.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
That's me all right, coming up in a few minutes.
We'll check some more of your talk back messages. Also,
I don't think my mom seen my new tattoo yet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Do you think she's gonna like it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
I don't know. I have no idea. I thought we
could call her and then send her the link and
get a reaction.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Yeah, let's do that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
See all that goes. I know she's not gonna be
too happy about it, but whatever, we're commercial free, Happy
Friday's standard. You and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
You're listening to er Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
So I don't know if you've done your taxes yet.
You're pretty responsible if you've done them already. I mean,
we just got a W two's right.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
And you were just allowed earlier this week, like they
wouldn't even take them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
I'm sure some people are on it, though I am
not one of those people who is on it that quickly.
I'm going to do them, uh next month, I'm gonna
get mine out of the way, so I don't wait.
But what are you going to spend your tax return on?
Let's say you get a big one. What what are
your plans with that money? Because a new survey found
that most Americans already have an idea of what they're
going to do with their tax return.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
I already know.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
I feel like everyone paid a lot of people already
spent it. It's just on their card right now.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Yeah, they're just trying to get that back so they can.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
So they can do it again.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Yeah. I think for me, it's just definitely pay off
some credit card debt. I don't have much, but you know,
whatever tax return will wipe out anything that I've got
and so then be fine. I feel like I kind
of rely on that each year. Is my text return
to pay off some credit card debt?

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Yeah, and for me, it's like it's the only thing
I really have circled that could possibly get the family
on a vacation. You know, we didn't go on a
vacation last year the baby was little. Would be nice
to do something while she's still a free flight mm hmm.
She's only a free flight for a hot second more.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Yeah, what are you gonna do with your tax return?
Lauris said, do you already had something in mind?

Speaker 7 (01:08:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Man, paying down credit cards?

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Same thing for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Yeah. Not sexy, but it's it's responsible.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
You think about it. It's like the financial freedom of it,
because it's like, man, I'm paying so much money every
month just to knock down those credit card bills.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Yeah, And if you're able to cut out a bunch
of it all at once, no better feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
What do you plan to do with your tax return
when you get it? Ninety nine to sevens or text line.
You can also shoot a say talk back message to
the Ietady w ap Well. A study has found that
he third of Americans plan they have already planned in
advance what to do with their tax return. A new
poll of two thousand US taxpayers found that seventy nine
percent believe that they'll get some sort of tax refund
this year, and many of them have already planned out

(01:09:13):
what they're going to do. A majority fifty two percent
so their tax refund is important part of their budgeting plans,
and seventy seven percent planned to spend their refund on
necessities you'd beat.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
It also nice to get a barbecue, like a brand
new barbecue. There's nothing better than when you hit the
grill like the for a brand new grill, the seer
marks the lack of cleaning you don't have like a
whimpering flame. It's just there's something sexy about a new
grill right before sprint time.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Like every time Drew talks about a purchase, it's either
like an air fryer or a barbecue or a black Stone.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
Well, these are the things that make your food good. Yeah, true, No,
otherwise you know I'm going to be eating the trash.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
You've got your lane for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Other things where things like rent. People play, they plan
to pay their rent at first.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Sad Ez that though, did you rely on your tax return.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
Just to make up the rent?

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Yeah? Forty four percent groceries and essentials and thirty seven percent,
which is what I'm a part of, says credit card debt.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
None of those are necessarily fun things, but they're all
important things.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
But it does feel, like Laura said, it feels good
when your card is near zero. It's hard to get
to zero, but to where you're out of those giant payments,
you kind of you fly light at the store. Feels good.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
This tax from eighty five oh seven says I'm going
to Disneyland, And that's actually just a quote that most
NBA player said back in nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
Yeah, say, if you're going to Disneyland, I got three
years tax returns going to Disneyland.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Nineteen twelve says my taxes is going to a car
and paying off a credit card.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
Yep, dang.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Taxes This year same thing. Credit card payments feel like
it's especially after the like the holidays, a lot of
people just put all their presents on the credit card.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Yeah, and after a while all you are kind of
at least for me, it's like I start getting towards
the end of the year in tax return season and
I care less. I'm like, I'll just take care of
it when I get my tax return back. Charge it up.

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
Yeah, I know, I'm getting a little relief.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
More your calls on that in just a second, what
you're spinning your tax returned on. My mom just called me,
and I wanted to call her because I don't think
I have another second today to do this. Okay, but
I got in my new tattoo yesterday. Finally got it done.
I love it. I'm super stoked with it. You can
see what it looks like on her Instagram at one
of five nine the Brew or Tanner jowin Law. My
mom has not seen it yet though, but she knew
you were getting one. I told her I was going

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to get one last week. She wasn't happy about it,
well if she tried to talk me out of it,
but she did know I was getting one, so I
thought I'd call her and then like get her a link.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
Does she know many details? No, because she has the
good book. It's on Facebook. She could just cl I
blocked it. Oh you blow?

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Okay, you wanted to do?

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
I blocked her and my grandma.

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
Well Grandma's probably going to remain. Yeah, she's her and
Jesus are super disappointed.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
And yeah done, don't say that to me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Straight to hell in a hand basket, Tanner.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
I'm just I'm channeling her because like that, Does you
know I did think about that? Am I going down?
Hey mama?

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Well yeah, but that's for another Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Mama, how are you?

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
I'm maya just got out.

Speaker 8 (01:12:16):
Are you?

Speaker 9 (01:12:16):
I'm good?

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
And you're all squeaky clean? That's nice. I wanted go ahead,
there you go here, my mom, I just said.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
I just said I was squeaky clean every Friday, waiting
for the weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
All right, Well listen, mama, I want to tell you something.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
I did tell you that I was going to get
a tattoo, right, yeah, well I got the tattoo yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Oh yeah, did you know he was getting a naked
lady on his arm?

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Shut up, I didn't. I didn't get a naked lady.
If I did, it'd be Laura though, I'd get Laura
tattoo on my phone.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
I mean, there'd be little guest whatever the artists wants.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
I'm creeped out, Mama. I want I want to send
you the picture. I want you to see it, though,
I want to get your reaction on the air. Okay, So,
uh well you are on the phone, so can you
put yourself on speaker and just go to the Tanner
Drew and Laura instagram or the brew Instagram. Do you
know how to do any of that? Or should I

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just send her a picture?

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Just send her it, just text her, just text her
the picture.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
A picture. I don't want to go through all that
right now.

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
It seems like it's a Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
She's trying to relax.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
I just got out of the shower, trying to chill.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
All right, Mom, I'm sending you the picture of my tattoo.
And I told you that I was going to get
my sleep. I told you I was going to get
my sleep. No, you go ahead. I forgot what I
was just like me, all right, go look at it.

Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
Let me see.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Just end the video. No, just the picture, okay, my
full sleeve, my whole right arm silence?

Speaker 8 (01:14:05):
What what?

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Wow?

Speaker 14 (01:14:10):
What is all that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
That's a little spaceman.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
That's an astronaut I have. And then uh, like the
diary like a diagram of a cassette tape. What it
looks like coming apart? And you see those numbers at
the very top, Mom, you see those numbers at the
very top and on like close to my shoulder.

Speaker 10 (01:14:26):
Oh h.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
You see those numbers, Mama.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Getting there?

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Yeah, look up, that's a that's that's the binary code
for your birthday. Oh is it really Yeah, my birthday
June twenty first.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Oh honey, the whole wide world. You know, that's really sweet.
I'm tattooed on your own.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
I didn't want to put like that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
I figured she real stoked about that part.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
I didn't want to put your actual birthday because you know,
it's kind of cheesy. But there's like a code, you know,
So it's the binary code for your birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
When you go into a video game, that'll be how
they pay your birthday exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
No, I'll be able to get into my games and
amps now.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Sure, yeah, I'll be able to help you with that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
But you like that, well, I'm glad it's on a
naked lady. I'm gonna thank you. You know I can
still do that about want.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (01:15:36):
But for a tattoo, it's got a classy look to it.
It's good.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
I really like it. I'm super stoked she doesn't hate it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
I'm engrassed. I mean, the artwork is unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Uh, it's seven lines tattoo on Instagram. They did a
great job. I'm really happy with it. I'm going there again.
I'm gonna get my whole arm done.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
Mom and his face.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Get I'm gonna get I'm gonna get cleansed with revolver
out of my left eye.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
I'm really excited, and I might get that naked lady.
What if I got you naked tattoo?

Speaker 9 (01:16:08):
In my eyes?

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Mom is a mermaid?

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Yeah, what if I had you as a mermaid?

Speaker 16 (01:16:14):
She looked like, oh, manaid across your bat you'd have
to do that when across your back, over your shoulder blades,
maybe something down your back, have the clippers on your bone?

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Well I never doing Yeah, we just canceled that idea.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
I love you, Mom. I just wanted to see what
you thought of my tattoo. Okay, well, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
I mean, I know the Orbonigains. Every one of them
have a tattoo and everything that you know. I don't know.
I just didn't want my own son to get one.
But think you got one. At least it's tasteful and.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
You got the birthday right. I was worried he might
get the birthday wrong because she was kind of quiet.
It's June twenty third.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
It's the twenty third, really, March son, No, it's yeah, And.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
I'll be hosting your show on another's day.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
I can't wait until Sunday. It's gonna be right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Yeah, it's gonna be an awesome show. I love you
very much. I'll see you this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Okay, okay, are you going to get them over?

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Yeah, I'll come over Sunday.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
Are you coming, okay? All right?

Speaker 7 (01:17:23):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
So she's okay with it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
It was approve ish.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
That's a relief actually knowing that she liked that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
The birthday thing.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
I think that really yea sealed the deal. Nice work
there with the ace in the hole.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
I'm very happy with the tattoo, super stoked with the
way it turned out, and thank you to the people
down at seven Lines. Tattoo, bing bang, looking it up?

Speaker 8 (01:17:46):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
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It's Tanner, Drew and Laura. What a week this has been.

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This week has been the longest ten years of my life.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
It feels like it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
It's the longest week ever.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
But yeah, I do anticipate a tattoo all week because
it kept getting pushed back.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
Yeah, it's finally done. And uh yeah, it's just been
it's just been a long week, stressful week, just luck
going on. I feel like everyone's got something going on
in their personal life. That's that's they're you know, they're
carrying with them at work that you've got to switch
it off, you know what I mean? And I never
know what other people are going You never know, and so,
uh it's it's just keep that in mind when you
fire off at somebody at work. Next week, somebody could

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be going through it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:38):
Diane left her plate in the sink.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
You don't have to go nuke, all right, but uh, yeah,
it was a long week and I'm happy for it
to be over.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
The tattoo artist told me to avoid heavy drinking this weekend,
so I will be doing that. I fell off the
wagon on the twenty fifth, but I haven't drink had
any drinks since.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
So that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
Well, the the no drinking ends officially tonight day at
midnight for Laura. So hopefully you can at least enjoy
yourself on a Saturday if you so choose.

Speaker 8 (01:19:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
I haven't decided yet. I mean, I'm not going to
set any goals like full year up.

Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
But are you feeling pretty strong?

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
I'm not going to rush out and get a drink
just just because it's the first February.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
That's probably a good idea. That's probably good idea. Then
get hammered anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
Yeah, So why don't you do this? If you get
the urge, shoot me a text. I'll have one.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Take a shot of tequila for me, please.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Thanks.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
Don Julio's calling your name.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
In the last segment, we wanted to know what you're
going to spend your tax return on once you get it,
because a new poll found that most Americans are going
to spend it on necessities, you know, paying off some bills.
Credit card debt was a big one. We saw that
people were paying off their rents with with their you know,
with their tax returns. So we want to know what
are you going to spend your tax return on. We
got a couple of talkbacks with my taxes.

Speaker 6 (01:19:51):
I am going to pay all of my utilities a
few months in advance. That way I have a nice cushion,
and then I am going to start some more tabtoo,
work on my legs sleeves.

Speaker 7 (01:20:01):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:20:02):
This year for my tax returns, I'm going to do
like I did last year because it worked pretty well
for me. Basically, I throw it into my savings and
I divide it by twelve so my paychecks and uh,
it's like a little extra bump on my paycheck, so
a little extra spending money, if you know what I mean.
Instead of having one hundred bucks for the weekend, you
got one hundred and fifty for the weekend. It works

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pretty good for me.

Speaker 12 (01:20:23):
So I heard Laura say that it was pretty sad
that you use your tax return for rent but I'm
still here to say that I'm going to be using
my tax return to pay my daughter's rent. She had
surgery and she got behind, so I want to help
her out. So anyway, I forgive you, Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Do you have a more compassion plan that's fair?

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
No, I mean I would like to clarify to I
didn't mean like that's pathetic. I'm in like it's sad
that people have to do that with their tax return.
You know, it's just it's a bummer this day and age.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
You're right, it's tough to have to slide through. Yeah,
but I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
I mean, this is this Your tax return comes as
a huge relief if you need something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
This text message from seventeen seventy one says, if I
get a return, I'm gonna get a three D printer.

Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Oh look at that, start selling trinkets. Dude's young, would
change my life.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Get the film in though, Man, I got the I
got the resin, and God stinks it's the resins of
bitch to deal with. Get the film. This guy says
he's gonna put a down payment on a car if
he gets a return. Nice seventy fifty nine says if
you have debt and pay extra each I think we've
read that one already. Oh no, I didn't, he says. I.
If you have debt and you pay extra each month,
be sure to tell them to apply the extra to principle.

(01:21:36):
I haven't had a credit card in thirty five years,
bing Bong Hipy Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
Well, it's the same thing with the idea with your mortgage.
If you could afford it, you want to try and
put extra because it's all on you know, it doesn't
have your mortgage interest or the interest rate.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Seventy one to nineteen says we owe sixteen thousand dollars
in taxes, plus a six hundred dollars penalty for not
having enough taxes taken out. We both claim zero and
taxes and we're winning over here.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
Well, you think about some businesses, you know, like my
family is in real estate. You have to pay your
taxes at the end. So if you don't save the money,
then you're gonna get a number like it's the same
thing with the professional athlete.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
Set the money aside or you're toast, right, Yeah, don't
just get a billion dollars. Don't just go and blow
it because some of that you know, Uncle Sam go Beyanda.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
I prefer that Uncle Sam hits me like the Sheriff
of Nottingham. And that way I know at the end
of the year, I'm not getting hit with that sixteen
bang bangs.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Right, let's go to mcdee. Good morning, mcdee. What are
you gonna do with your tax return? You buy some
board shorts or something. I could see mcdeg and some
board shorts.

Speaker 8 (01:22:39):
Tax return, let's see. I am hoping to get some
tax return back.

Speaker 5 (01:22:43):
Actually, what I'm gonna do with it?

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Kelly and I are going to New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
Actually, whoa dude, look at that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
I've wanted to go to Auckland so bad, but it's
kind of expensive. But God, looks incredible. When are you
doing that?

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:22:59):
Right April mid April April fourteenth.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
Awesome, Yeah, better bring me back some bring me back
on like a hobbit stick or something.

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
I don't think that's allowed.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
You've got to, yeah, put it in your suitcase.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
Nobody will know that it's keyster only that you get
busted big time.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
We'll have a fun time and in New Zealand. That's
a that's a great idea. Put your money towards the trip.

Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
It's one of the most beautiful places on earth.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
That's what we've read and that's what we've seen.

Speaker 8 (01:23:31):
We're super looking forward to it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Would you go to would you go see a Hobbit Hole?

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Yeah, we're gonna go check that out, might as well or.

Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
New Zealand, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Is that a euphemism or no?

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
It's like that's where they shot Lord of the Rings
and they still have like the little Hobbit town. They
still have it there. So I'm tourist attraction.

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
I mean, they're just the two of them. I'm sure
both ways will be there will be you see you promise.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
Just my birthday and we came all this way. Look
at the view, Look at the view, Look at me.

Speaker 8 (01:24:00):
It's the birthday too. That all right?

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Mcdee Well, it's good talking to you. Hang on the
phone and we'll see what Bacon and beer and I'm
sure he'll do some songs there for b and b
bing bang. We'll be back next week. Do we know
what we have to give on next week?

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
I got Ben Shorts tickets right?

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Okay? The other guy who does a voice a sonic,
he's funny. That guy's super funny, so Ben Schwartz tickets
all next week. We also will have to talk about
more about the divorce and bacon and Beer. We'll have
that finalized home.

Speaker 5 (01:24:30):
Stretch two weeks from today. Bacon and beer.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
We're exciting. Your chance at a thousand bucks and the
cash squatch happens right now