TD&L Full Show For Wednesday- Shaking In Your Boots

On today's show we talked about the time we accidentially tramatized our kids. We also learned about a lady with six contact lenses lodged in her eye and a brand new Tweak of the Week!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I think mcde just made it to a hockey button.
I think mcde did.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
That's a pretty good mouth trumpet.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
What song was that? What song was he doing? It
is a soul man. Okay, sometimes I don't know what
the hell he's singing, but I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's good, it's good.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
All right, Well, there you go. Bacon and beer is
this Friday, and he is excited about it, and we're
taking over at mcmanhimon's old church and pub in Wilsonville.
Finally taken over Wilsonville for the first time for a
B and B. That's right, and we're excited for it.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Man.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
We obviously had to postpone on Friday because of the snow,
but we're finally it's finally going down this Friday. And uh,
everything's the same, right, Everyone who shows up gets free bacon.
Everybody who shows up gets a raffle ticket for their
shot at a free trip to Las Vegas. Yep, we've
got our mass divorce going down. Lots of concert ticket
it's to give away. And of course you know, we're
trying to collect food for the people of Wilsonville for

(01:05):
the organ Food Bank, so.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Bring them cans.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, it is happening, right, mcdizzle fun stuff man.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah, when you've done two hundred songs for us, you
got you gotta pull out all the tricks.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah. And he'll be there too, Mick Dy said he's
gonna be there, and I guess he's got some love
ballads prepared because nice.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
If the mouth trumpet doesn't make an appearance at Bacon
and Beer, I'm gonna be really upset.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, I'm sure we'll hear a little of it all right,
coming up later on this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
We got some tickets because he shined down. We'll do
that at nine thirty today to see them at the
Motor Center. In the meantime, let's start the show. Yeah,
let's do this.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Stories.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
This is where we go around the room sharing what
we think the biggest stories of the day are. These
aren't necessarily the biggest stories, just what we think the
biggest stories are. Who wants to go first?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Oh, go Oregon gas. This price is the big story
to me as due to you know, there's always a reason, guys,
due to oil refinery maintenance and a switch to the
summer blends. This isn't coffee, this is gas, but we've
gone up eight since in a week to three seventy seven.

(02:18):
Now the national average remains three sixteen. We're always frustrated
with that, but it is true and annoying. The gas
prices normally increase at this time of year, going up
all the way until we get to summer. It's like
they know we're gonna drive, so they turn up the price. Yeah, naturally,

(02:39):
it's brutal, So just prepare for a few extra coins
at the pump. I wish you could buy your year's
worth all at once.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, like forever stamps.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah, I'd like to buy. I'd like to buy four
hundred gallons and I'm just gonna use it through time.
Somebody needs to do that program.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
I think the big story is that, as if we
don't have enough negativity in the world, Instagram is testing
a dislike button.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
But this could actually be good.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
They claim it's a private down vote similar to Reddit,
to signal that you don't like it, and it's targeted
at comments, not at people's actual post, so nobody will
see that you disliked it, and the downvotes won't be
counted or shown publicly like on YouTube, but all the
comments will be pushed to the bottom. The downvoted comments

(03:28):
will be pushed to the bottom or hidden altogether, so
you won't even see them.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
They say their hope is to make the comments.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
A more friendly place on Instagram book China.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Look their operation Barrier troll. But it's going to be
tough to do.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
And we'll see.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
They've tried this with Facebook before and nothing is really stuck.
It's still a test right now, so we'll see if
it sticks around.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
But yeah, that's a thing that Instagram is doing.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I think the big story of the day is it's happening,
ladies and gentlemen. The earth is healing and we're getting
what we wanted.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I doubt it.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm sorry. Creed and Nickelback are set to headline the
Summer of ninety nine Plus and Beyond festival.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
That's a great news.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
So are they different days? Is there a chance they're
gonna hit the stage.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
It sounds like it's gonna be two days and it's
going to be a lot of bands. It's gonna be
a live nation pre sale for the festival. I guess
it actually starts on February twentieth, with general sale on
February twenty first. It looks tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
If you got you probably have to sign up for
that today to get it tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Let's see. I'm not exactly sure when the festival coincides
with Creed Summer of ninety nine too, are starting on
July ninth in Kentucky and ending on August twentieth and Alberta.
But this lineup is pretty redonculous Man. You got obviously
Creed and Nickelback, but also Live Daughtry, Tonic, Our Lady Piece, Lit,
three Doors Down, seven Dust, Mammoth, WVH, Hinder, Vertical Horizon,

(04:53):
and Fuel.

Speaker 7 (04:54):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
These are gonna be the shortest sets ever.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Everyone's just gonna play one song, be like, all right, thanks, guys,
have a right.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, they'll probably play them twice. I've seen bands like Lifehouse.
I don't know if you remember that band they hair
on a Moment, hair Way.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I love that song. Who didn't love that song?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Well?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
They played at our Last Chance Summer dance when I
was working for Z one hundred here in Portland. Uh huh,
and they played that. I think they opened with that
song and then they closed with that song who Wants
a Little More of This?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
And the crowd probably went why yeah, because the crowd
for any type of top forties.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Like, yeah, play the hit. I remember that that song
was hot and I was happy they played it twice
because they didn't have anything else.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
I am a little confused, like with all those bands,
there's like a theme with it, like nineties one hit
Wonder or whatever.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
And then there's Mammoth WVH.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's like any seven Dust.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Eddie Van Halen's kid just randomly is like sure, I'll
join Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Well, I feel like they're alive when these bands were.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
You need a couple of bands to put some hair
in your chest, and that's seven Dust in Mammoth WVH.
Everything else is just kind of like what I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Even seven Dust has been around for.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Forever I know, but they're heavy.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, it is is hinder the honey so.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, I can't talk round now or something scandalous.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Song to his mistress, Yeah, the Lips of an Angel
with my family, Yeah, that song.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
I'm sitting next to my kids right now.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I remember I was working for an active rock radio station.
Drew and I both were at the time when that
song came out, and it was a banger man. We
played it like every hour. It was like, that's what
they call what if they call a power record? Oh yeah,
it was a very important song that that show is
going to be so much nostalgia.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
The live you know, the love Walter, He's just sing
that in seventh or eighth grade? Whatever did you say?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
The pre sale is tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I'm in and I'm sure that if I heard a
Vertical Horizon song, I'm sure I'm everything.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Yeah, I loved that song.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh crap, I would go to this festival. I would
go to this festival for sure. Yeah, but anyway, it's
it's in Wisconsin, so I'm.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Not damn it.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
For some reason, I was thinking it was a cruise.
Wisconsin makes more sense.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Well, how weird would it be at the at the
salad bar, like you're running into hinder and Live, Like.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yo, how great was vertical last night?

Speaker 4 (07:26):
You'd have to have all those people on the boat
to all those babes.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
All right, coming up in a little bit, we're gonna
check your talk back messages. In the meantime, here's this
hours keyword for your shout of the thousand bucks. Keep
in mind, this is the last week to win the money,
so uh, you know, don't pass up any opportunities. I suppose, yeah,
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When you get there, you could score a thousand bucks.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
And Bruce, here's Drew.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Well, you know, when you go play golf, you got
a bag of clubs, You're looking way out there and
you're like, how far away is that pin? And you
grab a club and you take a hack at it.
That's basically the idea of golf. Well, the professionals are
supposed to not just know their distance, but know what
club's gonna get them where. But that's not necessarily true

(08:20):
all the time. Is even for the greatest golfer who
ever lived. Tiger Woods. Last night in his TGL Tiger
Woods indoor match. You know, I don't know if you've
seen these clips they do on these golf simulators. They're
playing golf in like an arena with a bunch of
quality players. Well, Tiger Woods steps up to hit a

(08:40):
two hundred yard shot and accidentally grabs a club too
small and boinks the whole thing in front of everyone. Afterwards,
his teammates were laughing at him, and he tried to
explain himself.

Speaker 8 (08:52):
I heard ninety nine yards, and so I went out
there and hit in one hundred yards and one of
the most embarrassing moments in my golf career just happened.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
He's funny, I mean, he's also got to his inner
nerd like when he gets embarrassed, like it just cups
all the And finally, the seven men found and charged
in the alleged robberies of athletes' homes. Remember how over
the course of the last year, all these famous quarterbacks
and professional basketball players, they're at the arena and people

(09:24):
are robbing their homes because they know they're rich and
they know they're gone. But there are seven people in
custody after a big investigation. That being said, a soccer
player was robbed last night, so I think there are
little still some on the loose. Keep your eyes field.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
There's your sports all right, coming up here in a
few minutes. Another edition of the Tweak of the Week.
This has to do with people launching drugs into a prison. Oh,
totally normal behavior. Also, this hour's keyword. You've got until
seven o'clock this morning to get it in for your
chance at one thousand dollars from the cash squatch and
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The keywordest bills, all right, one oh five nine. The
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get there, a box will pop up. All you got
to do is type in the keyword bills and then
keeping on your cell phone because we could call you
back in minutes with the cash. Good luck from Tanner,
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 9 (10:16):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Happy Wednesday. It's wet out there this morning. Man, be careful.
Hydroplaning is a thing, man, I even in my Forerunner,
it'll happen. Yeah, So you gotta be careful because we
were talking about these little divots in the road yesterday, Laura,
Like on the freeway. You got to like drive in
like off the divots because they fill up with water
and that's how you hydro plane.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yeah, it's raining too much at this time of year,
all of a sudden for it to drain off, Like
it's just like my on ramp. There's the slightest little
like downgrade and it becomes a lake just because the
rain has nowhere to go.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, yeah, just sits there. Yeah. Uh, but we are
still doing baking and on Friday, so coming out and
get weird at this. Everyone shows up gets free bacon.
Everyone who shows up also gets a raffle ticket for
your chance to win a free trip to Las Vegas
to see David Blaine. Yeah, we also have a lot
of concert tickets. The mass divorce is going down thanks
to one hundred Divorce, Goldberg, Jones and so much, so

(11:18):
much happening man Friday morning at mcminimon's old church and
Pub in Wilsonville.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
It's gonna be a real hoot.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah. So you know, yesterday, God, yesterday I was talking
about the razor burn on my face. Yeah, it's like
I look like a zombie from the walking down side.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
I don't even notice it because.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Today it's better. Yesterday it was. And also it was
on my left cheek. Laurie, you look at my right
cheek every ding see.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
You're normally blessed with a very clear complexion. So I
think for you on your face it's like, oh my god,
it stands out. No, I think that for you, you
feel like it stands out because I see it, But
it doesn't. It's not bad today it's not zombie mode.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
So I still and I kind of want to thank
I guess it's lower and both, I guess everybody, both
of you. But you guys convinced to go to the
doctor when I got bit by that bug a while back, right, Well,
they gave me some medications called the proxen and it's
like an anti inflammatory medication. And I still have a
bunch left over, and so I just took one of
those last night, and I woke up this morning and

(12:13):
like it was, you know, half gone already.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
The miracle trucks. Do you use that for your tattoo too?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Didn't? I did?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
And that hell, it just keeps working and so different things.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
I'm very gratefully you guys convinced me to go to
talk to that day. Medication is coming.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Out seme effort. I think at a certain point everybody
was like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
I think the court, you guys say.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Everybody who was listening to the show the text line.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
But I think any time you get medication that works good,
that you've paid for because even though your cope might
not be that much, it's a four hundred dollars bottle
or something ridiculous. You know, when you look at the
actual sheet. So I always trying to go get the
refill while it's still eligible or whatever, get as much
of that product for you as you need.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'm sure doctors wouldn't appreciate me diagnosing myself and just
taking a medication from a previous thing. But listen what
I did, and it's working.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
The doctor would love it off office visit too.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well I'm not doing it.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
It's like a pain pillar and an opiate anti inflammatory.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I took six and I couldn't get a buck. Speaking
of hard drugs, it's time for another edition of the
Tweak of the Week.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Tweet has Bee Tweak. Mm hmmm mmmm mmmmm hm.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
This will be in your head the rest of the day,
Casbee Tweak. Colorado men allegedly cannon launched some meth into
prison canon.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Wow, of meth? Is that what you said?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Didn't He didn't think anyone would notice.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Nobo's gonna notice a cannon.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Just a lot of meth flying over the fence.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Two Colorado men have been accused of using a cannon
to attempt to launch meth and tobacco into a Louisiana prison.
A Grant Parish police claim Jose Francisco and Angel Gonzalez.
We're attempting to use an air cannon to shoot one
hundred and twelve thousand dollars with a tobacco and eighty

(14:14):
nine thousand dollars worth of meth over the fence into
a federal prison. How deputy's deputies say the cannon could
fire items three hundred feet into three hundred and fifty
feet into the air. And now both are facing charges
of attempting to introduce contraband into it.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Appeal institution so they can launch that thing way up
there and just try and like dip the donut. But here,
here's the problem. Once the meth lands, and even if
your guy gets it, what is he gonna do with it? Yeah,
you know, like you've got to hide all that meth
in tobacco.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
That's a lot of contraband.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
That's a huge teaster you need. Yeah, dude, that's it. Yeah,
who's pocketing that?

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah that pint army of pockets.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
But yeah, it's also just kind of dumb, like you
don't think people are going to hear the cannon sound.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Or see it flying over the fence. Also, where do
you get where do you get a cannon.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Like a like a T shirt.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's not like it's so I went to Army surplus
civil War cat which would have been cool.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
They probably you know, like a potato gun or whatever
that type.

Speaker 9 (15:21):
Of an idea.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, and just shot some meth over there.

Speaker 10 (15:24):
Man.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
It was really funny though, the visual if I'm just
like wheeling up a cannon and like.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
How what kind of a meth ball do you have
to wrap that into something? Because if you would think
it would just be raining.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
So I think, what if the packaging is splodes in
the air and it just sprinkles everywhere. Now everyone's tweaking out.
No way for the controller. Wow, hides Tanner, Jew and Laura,
Good morning.

Speaker 11 (15:48):
Hey they're going guys. Anybody Hey, So I've I've done
some time a few years back in prison and while
at the minimum facility, it's just separated by this the fence.
There's no barbed wire or anything crazy because they have
workers and everything. But before they would open the yard
for us to go out there throughout the day, they
have to walk around and inspect make sure nothing was

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thrown over the fence.

Speaker 12 (16:12):
But people would start.

Speaker 11 (16:14):
Using drones and be flying small packages and just dropping
them in the yard and you know, you'd be walking
out there, walking the track or something and you come across,
you know, a big lot of tobacco or whatever, and yeah,
it's at the real thing.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
So are they trying to get it to a specific
person generally.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Drugs?

Speaker 11 (16:40):
Yeah, most most of the time it's it's going to
a targeted person. If they don't bring it in through
the CEOs, you know everyone. Yeah, they'll they'll sell the CEO.
They'll tell the CEO, Hey, look, I'll give you two
hundred dollars if you drop this carton of cigarettes in there,
or bring it in and hand it off the zone.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
So I'm just surprised they don't have guys into powers now,
like just shooting drones out of the sky.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, that's what I would think.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Well, the minimum security one, Uh, I don't have that.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
I've been there.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
You just drive up the rock in.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, they're gonna have to build a moat or something.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah, well the drone gets over the moat, you gonna
need your tower with the shot gun.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah all right, dude, Well that's crazy. We appreciate that.
Did you ever did you ever have to, you know,
find your contraband that got launched over the fence.

Speaker 11 (17:27):
No, I never had any contraman thrown over the fence.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Model inmates, dare you pocket that.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Like he's not a rat?

Speaker 11 (17:37):
Well no, no, I my my little small stuff maybe
a small moment of the back or whatever came intry visiting.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
There's you know, would you would you would you would
you that?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
No?

Speaker 11 (17:48):
No, definitely not that.

Speaker 12 (17:49):
No.

Speaker 11 (17:50):
I actually had a friend at the beginning of my
time because I did an assault one you know, crime
for a crime I didn't do, but at the beginning
of it. Before you go to them status of the
organ State benitentiary, and when they coming through visiting, you
just tell your friend in advance through a letter, hey,
bring my skate shoes and in the todd of them

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put like a bag of tobacco. And while you're sitting
there visiting, you have this full wooden table in between
you guys. You just kind of keep eye contact talking.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
And just kind of switch shoes like in the movies.

Speaker 11 (18:19):
Man, yeah, it is. And fifty percent of the time
when when you go back to your unit, when you leave,
fifty percent of the people will randomly get pulled.

Speaker 12 (18:27):
To the scriptzers. So you rolling the dice.

Speaker 11 (18:29):
Wow, the rest of you. Everybody goes back, You go back.
You got it back at tobacco that'll sell for like
one hundred and twenty bucks. No, yeah, but that's the
most crazy thing I've done. But they definitely do. Walk
the yards at minimums oh everywhere. I'm make sure that
Steff hasn't droned overtime.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Next time you're in, get a cannon.

Speaker 11 (18:53):
Believe there is no next time over next time.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Thanks for the conferend of the brother. We appreciate the money.
Glad you're doing well. Now stay out of print, all right.
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Speaker 9 (20:03):
Now what's trending?

Speaker 13 (20:05):
All right online?

Speaker 9 (20:06):
Up?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
One of five nine the brew dot com. I got
a lot of stuff you to check out. We just
recorded a brand new Donkey Show podcast yesterday. It's the
show after the Show, Unedited, Uncensored, and we discussed There
was some some fallout yesterday from the topic, which was
Laura thinking that everyone who backs into their parking spot
is just kind of an inconsidered a hole, you know,
because you see that at Cabella's or you know, home depot,

(20:28):
dudes with their trucks back and end. Laura hates it.
Laura hates you. Just for the record, so true.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I don't hate you.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
I just wish you'd just judge you.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yes, oh there you go.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
And then on the Donkey Show podcast, she was she
pretty much accused all of them of having small small
way small pens.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Yeah, well yeah, I mean, if you've got a big truck,
you're obviously compensating for something.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Like everybody knows that. It's common knowledge.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
But my whole point was everyone this was nothing about trucks,
though it was.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
This has nothing to do with trucks. Everyone made it
a truck thing, but it's just about people in general.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Like you could be driving you know, I don't know,
Hyundai Sonata, if you're backing into a parking spot, keep
taking that hole.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
We got some text messages on the McLoughlin Chiverlet text line.
A lot of people. Some people agreed with you, Laura.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
There's a serge that's okay.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
The weenis thing might push you over the end. This
one said, I agree with Laura.

Speaker 9 (21:22):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
You know, they again brought up the angled the angled spots,
like if you back into that you then you have
to pull out at the wrong direction.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
It doesn't make sense, you know.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
This one say, sorry, Laura, you're wrong.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
That's easy.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
It's a different turn radius for trucks than a car.
We got we got talkbacks this morning from people saying Laura,
you're wrong, and that you can hear the tune in
their voices. They're very aggravated that they even have to
defend themselves against Laura.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Yeah, they're very, uh, very triggered by this conversation.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
But that's all right.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I'd think it's just the highest percentage of people who
back in our truck trucks. But you were talking in
general terms, but they took it personally.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Well, go listen to the podcast yesterday. You you know,
you decide for yourself.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Oh, the podcast that might get you a little hot
into the collar.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Feel free to leave it talk back about that one
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Speaker 10 (22:25):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura Laura.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
All Right, this may be one of the most horrible
stories you'll hear today. Oh, this is so gnarly. Doctors
find five contact lenses lost behind a woman's eyeball. Ah,
behind the eyeball, behind the eyeball. Now, I don't wear contacts.
Even the thought of it kind of makes my eyes water. Yeah, Drew,
you've worn contacts since I've I think I've known you.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah, I wore him for many years before I got Lasik,
like four or five years ago, right, But I mean
for over twenty years I wore him. And then I
can not see how it gets behind your eye, because
I mean, unless I've got a couple back there. But
I put one on top of another and not been
able to find my other lens because I put them
both in the same eye. Like there are things like that.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
So have you ever have you ever been in a
situation where you can't I mean obviously not. I guess
where you can't find a contact lens in your eye,
like where you're searching for it and you're like, oh, no,
I have.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Had it lodged in a corner before, so I guess
I could now that you say that, I could see
that it could get worked up there. But to completely
go behind, I'm guessing she sleeps in them, right, and
during some ram, you know, what are your eyes doing?
They're pop pop popping, and she probably.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
Yeah, And then the next morning you're like, well, I
can't find a contact lens, but I need another one.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
But I slept in mine a thousand times and I
never got one behind there.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
That's the way. And I'm not sure that this lady
even knew, right, because she, I guess went to improve
her her uh facial symmetric symmetry, you know, like she
wanted to get like some she's gonna getsmetic surgery. Yeah,
but doctors found the the contact lenses behind her left
eyeball then, so she didn't go in there like hey,
my eyes itchy or something.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Did a scan and there they were, So maybe I
have a couple back there could be.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah, this thirty three year old woman, she's known as
miss A because I think they're trying to keep her
identity private. But she She went in there and doctors
found five contact lenses behind her eyeball. Miss A had
been wearing contact lenses for years and I had lost
several recently, not realizing that they were actually trapped behind
her eye. I think maybe they just fell out or something.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, because you do, you lose them there and there
are and she didn't experience any problems.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
That's the thing. She wasn't experiencing any issues.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
They're an amazing little thing when they're moisturized, you know,
like a contact lens is almost like an alien type
of a texture because it's, yeah, it's durable, but it's
also soft enough to lay on the eyeball. It's pretty weird.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
It's wild that some people can get infected with just
one of those lost up in there. She had five
and there was no infection.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
It's also weird to me that it's only the left eye.
She kept only losing one eyeball.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, maybe there's some like just like air pocket or
something that just keeps swallowing them up.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Well, she's a vacuum.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
We already know. She's got weird face. Symmetries.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, it has something to do with it.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
That probably does. It's all lopsided.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
They're probably like, why does she have this? It's probably
got a big nasal passage or something that old ear
nose and throat thing going on and boom right right
behind the eyeball.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Well, there you go. It's a good thing they found
those things. It's always wild to me when you hear like, uh,
this man had a bullet, you know, taking out of
his neck that was there for twenty eight years.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
You know that happen, no idea the shrapnel was there.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
It crosses me out though, because then like, how do
you go about removing them?

Speaker 3 (25:40):
They got to dig around in there?

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Oh yeah, something crazy.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
And it's weird how certain things that are pretty large
can cause no pain and some things that are so
small can cause severe pain.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Honestly, I've had something in my eye all morning and
it's streaming like it's so small.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I can't even see what it is.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'm just like, oh God. My uncle is a is
a surgeon in Texas, and he ended up on this
show called Medical Mysteries. I don't know if you remember
that that It was like on TLC or one of
the chests. Because what happened was there was a patient
who went around to several doctors. He was having severe
chest pains, awful, awful chest pains. Nobody could figure out
what the hell was going on. They did an investigation,

(26:15):
and they found out that he had a little tiny
piece of metal from an SOS pad, you know, from
one of those little yeah, like a scrub a grill
with it, and they and it was stuck in his chest,
tiny tiny little sliver they had to see on them, like,
you know. Extra. How it happened was, I guess the
day before he experienced the pain, they grilled up burgers.
He scrubbed the grill. One of those little metal pieces

(26:37):
came off and got cooked into the burger, which he
it does. My uncle figured it out, you know.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Ever since you told me that story the first time
I ever heard it, every time I cleaned my grill,
I think about that, you know, And I and I
examined to see if there is any metal bristles or
I'll buy ones with bigger metal bristles, so I couldn't
need it if I tried. Yeah, just because that sounds horrible.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
The pain that they were describing sounded like it was
just dropping him to his knees, this tiny little sliver
in his chest, just it was crippled. Well, thing about it.
I do the same thing, Drew. So that's a good call.
Check your grill before you cook, because you don't want
to be cooking, you know, not just little metal pieces, but.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Like squirrel turns. Yeah, it is good to look. I
mean even a splinter in your finger can ruin your afternoon.
Oh yeah, so let alone in your chest.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Well, and if you think about something like a bee sting,
how small is a bee stinger?

Speaker 3 (27:30):
And it hurts so bad?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah, I got stung in the temple as a kid.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, me too, like a bitch. I got a whole
side of my face by those little bastards.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah. I just want to run into the lake like
Ncaulay Culkin.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
And my girl actually laid in a random lady's lawn
and she put creams and lathers on me. I don't
know whatever it was.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
It was a very all right. We got some talkback messages.
You can send us a talkback anytime. Download the iHeartRadio
for your cell phone, which of the Bruce streaming press
them up your phone, bucking.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Good morning, broke crew.

Speaker 8 (28:02):
I just gotta say I lifted my truck up into
the air, so people stop asking me to come help
them move.

Speaker 9 (28:08):
That's I own a truck.

Speaker 14 (28:09):
No, I will not help you move.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Have a good day later.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
It's too high. You can't put your furniture in my car.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
I feel like that would be Yeah, I'm owning a truck.
Just too much, too much responsibility. No, you can't put
my couch in the truck bed.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
You're you're couching, all right? Coming up this Friday, we
are excited. It's finally going down. Ladies and gentlemen. Bacon
and beer.

Speaker 15 (28:31):
Love stinks to electric Booglo, Electric google Lo elect.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Here.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Nick D's happy for it. He's very excited.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah, just just sent you an evite to a party.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah, the party is actually happening on Friday. Bacon and
beer Love sings to electric Boogloo. We are taking over
mcminimon's old church and pub in Wilsonville. Yep, the first time.
We're taking over Wilsonville. And it's same thing. We're still
doing the mass divorce. Everyone who shows up gets free bacon.
Everyone who shows up gets a raffle ticket for the
trip to Las Vegas. A lot of people were asking
about that because you used to qualify people and now

(29:23):
we're just saying, listen, if you come to the party,
just show up, just to the party. We'll get you
a ticket and you'll have a chance at that trip.
Yeah and yeah, because you know, we didn't want to
exclude people who show up.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
You're gonna make the effort to come party. We're gonna
we're gonna qualify you.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
We all saw a lot of concert tickets to give away.
We'll have the last pair of shine Down tickets on Friday.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
You know, so a lot of fun stuff happening in
this mass divorce. Man, I'm excited. You know, these people
are gonna finally put their pass behind them, get rid
of their baggage.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
We talked to our couples or have any of them
like mended their relationship over the past.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Oh no, no, oh no, I'm like, oh please still
get divorced.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
It's all it's still all a giant dumpster fire for me,
I understand, perfect, And we're gonna put that out on Friday.
So the first ever mass divorce on the radio. This
has never been done on the radio before, which is
crazy because everything's been done on the radio before.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yes, I feel pretty pretty proud of that. I don't
think God's happy with it. I think that's why he
gave us the snow.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Yeah, the divine intervention is not getting in our way
this Friday, hopefully.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah. It looks like it's maybe a little rain. I
don't know forgik it.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Maybe I didn't even see just cloud rain in the forecast,
but I could.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
I mean, things change, Let me check.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Let me check it out. Okay, yeah, just Cloud's forty
nine degrees.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
That's standard issue behavior around here.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Perfect for bacon and beer. All right, that's Friday. All
the info online at one of five nine in brew dot.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
Com and now Bruce Sports here's Drew.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Well.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
We've heard for months now about this idea where a
gang of dudes are going to athletes houses while they're
playing in arenas, stadiums, whatever and stealing their stuff. High
profile people like Joe Burrow who and even Travis Kelce,
Patrick Mahomes. These guys were robbed while their teams were

(31:14):
playing night games, and eventually they started to shake things
out a little bit and they found out that it
was a group of guys from Chile. Now, the members
of this gang ranged from twenty to thirty eight, and
there's seven in custody with over two million dollars worth
of valuables that have been stolen. Now it's unclear about

(31:38):
how much of this has been recovered, but it's an
ongoing issue, and it's so ongoing that even though these
guys were charged yesterday by federal prosecutors, it was just
today that the la home of a soccer player for
lafc Olibby Oliver gil gear rowed. I'm not sure I

(31:59):
said that right. Five hundred thousand dollars worth of jewelry
stolen from his place. And you know those types of items.
Athletes have bougie things and they know that. So I
don't know how they're gonna stop it. Maybe beefing up
security or maybe not buying so much ice. But for now,
a group off the streets but still hitting in some spots.

(32:20):
There's your sports beg.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
You much, all right, You've got until eight o'clock this
morning to get your keyword in this hour for your
shot at one thousand dollars, and you only have today,
tomorrow and Friday to win the cash and then we're
done for a bit. Yep, you gotta put it on ice,
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of one thousand from the cash Squatch is pay. So
log on right now one O five nine in the brew

(32:41):
dot com. As soon as you get there, a box
will pop up. Type in the keyword pay, and then
just keep an eye on your cell phone. We could
call you back with the cash. So if you see
a strange number on your phone, pick it up because
that could be us. All right, good luck from Tanner,
Jew and Laura. It's one of five nine the Brew
hear list you, Laura, this guy's been a hold for

(33:06):
a few minutes. Say good morning, Good morning, Brooke Grew.

Speaker 16 (33:10):
What are you guys all gonna be there on Friday traffic?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
I'm still thinking about it.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
I might not go on the fence.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Yeah, I think you'all'll go.

Speaker 12 (33:25):
I'm gonna drive down from Washington so it'll be fun.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Hell yeah, dude, is this gonna be your first bacon
and beer? Hell yeah, awesome, man, that's a good time. Well,
as soon as you get there, come to us. We'll
make sure you get to play the bacon and a
raffle ticket for that trip to Vegas. All right, brother,
I'll be there. We will see. Bacon and Beer is
Friday morning. It's happening at mcminnimum's old church and Pub
in Wilsonville after being postponed the last Friday due to

(33:49):
the weather. But we're excited, man, everyone shows up against
the Bacon. We got the trip to Vegas and the
mass divorce thanks to divorce Goldburg Jones. I'm pretty stoked, man,
So come on out, come get weird and bring some
can food down for some people in need.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Hm.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
The great thing about this party too is there's tons
of stuff planned, and it's the unplanned stuff, the Shenanigans,
right that I look forward to, you know, like the
thing ends and something always happens that is out of
the blue. That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
So like that one time it was when the guy
like proposed to his girlfriend at Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Yeah, the most drunken proposal known to Matt.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
And then I think the rumors are they went and
smashed in the parking lot. I ever saw that. I
heard someone saw him do it. But yeah, we got
a couple of talkbacks to the iHeartRadio app regarding Bacon
and Beer.

Speaker 14 (34:36):
Yohy what's up, gang, Gang, it's your boy Rudy. Still
listening on iHeartRadio all the way from Minnesota. And I
was kind of bummed out that the Bacon and Beer
was canceled last week, but now I'm looking forward to
it and even more excited because Friday is awesome my birthday,
and I love listening in to that stuff. When you
guys do that, it makes work go buy a way faster.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Nice.

Speaker 14 (34:56):
It's kind of different with the time change. I gotta
wait in to eight o'clock until you guys start at
six o'clock.

Speaker 12 (35:03):
But love, y'all keep rocking.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Thanks Beed, appreciate it. He just moved to Minnesota from
Portland's in I guess December or something like that a
couple of months. And yeah, he's been listening on the
iHeart Radio app, which is great. That's what I do.
You know, when I go on vacation, I get homesick,
and I will kind of convince my brain that I'm
home by listening to local radio to the iHeart Radio app.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Yeah, and you can set it onto your presets to
where you don't even have to look for us anymore.
It's just lined up right there at the Top.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Yeah, I was just gonna say, we've got that awesome
new feature. It makes it super easy to find all
your favorites.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Yeah, so make the brew your preset, and Tanner Jo
and Laura make that a preset as well.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Yeah, we want to fill up your top preset bar.
That would be ideal.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I think you got us fill your bar. I think
you've got like ten spots or something like that.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
It's just as long as where that far left, you know, bff.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
So download the iHeart Radio. Excuse me, get some indigestion. Yeah,
cook it out. Download the Ihet radio for your cell phone.
It is free. Do you guys think naps are disgusting?

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Naps?

Speaker 4 (36:02):
No, I'm pretty old I'm jealous of nap dare you?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
I If naps are disgusting, then I'm the most disgusting person.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
You've ever met.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Well, there's a I guess her name is Kazzie David.
I don't know who this girl is.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Oh yeah, she she is Larry David's dog. Okay, I
want to say I could be wrong about.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
That, but well, during her parents on Subway Takes, actress
Kazzie David shared her honest opinion about naps revealing her
dislike for him. Not only does she dislike him, she
thinks they are disgusting.

Speaker 17 (36:33):
I think knaps are the most disgusting thing you can do.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Agree, that's what sleep is for.

Speaker 13 (36:38):
Do you ever like? Seventy two percent agree?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
No, there's only two opinions in this world.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yes or no.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
There's no maybe yeah, that's my hot take.

Speaker 13 (36:45):
Well, I mean if you agree that there's nowhere really.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Left to go in that, I can go either way.

Speaker 13 (36:49):
No, I want you to agree.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I do agree.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Here's why I agree.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
There's another word for napping. It's called sleeping.

Speaker 13 (36:54):
Yeah, and sleeping should be done at night.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
I agree.

Speaker 17 (36:56):
There's nothing you should do where you wake up that
disorient did and feel sick. Knaps are for pets and
for babies.

Speaker 13 (37:04):
On It always feels like you've had a hat.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Yes, everything.

Speaker 17 (37:07):
When you wake up from a nap, you are the
most foul you'll ever be.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Listen, she's not wrong there. I will nap every once
in a while. It's hard for me to do it
these days, but I feel like death. It's from an app.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
You're napping wrong. Okay, there's a science behind napping.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
And nasty all said that, right.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Yes, twenty six minutes, because then you don't go into
like rims sleep and you don't wake up being confused
about the day it is.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
And it's annoying to set it up that way. But yeah,
that's the only way that I laid down.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
You know.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Granted I don't have much more time, but I said
a I don't know about twenty six minutes. I said
a twenty two minute timer, because my anxiety gets me
up at twenty and so I feel like at twenty minutes,
I am not sick yet, because I do feel sick
if I sleep longer during the day. I'm not like
disoriented like she's talking about. But when you sleep like

(37:58):
five and a half hours at night, you just need
a chance to recharge your battery. I think that people
who go and lay down for two and a half
hours in the middle of the day and are just
a lug. That's pretty gross. But I can't judge you
for it. I'm jealous that you're just cash.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
I feel that you're gonna wake up feeling like you're
gonna feel.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Like anytime I would do that, and I can't do
that anymore. My brain and my body just won't allow
me to do it. I've tried, and I just toss
and toss. But when I would do that, I you know,
I would just feel like I was hit by a
truck afterwards, that hangover feeling that she like, so she's
not right about that. I don't know about Like, even
even with knowing that feeling was coming, I would still nap. Yeah,

(38:37):
you know what I mean, Like, I don't know that.
It's disgusting. That's the word for.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
The short nap is a miracle thing, Like I mean
because a lot of times I don't even get all
the way asleep. It's as you're laying there with your
eyes closed and you kind of like blink out of
it just enough to recharge exactly, and it gives you
a little burst.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, it's weird how effective it is.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
Like if you just sleep for like twenty twenty five minutes,
wake up, and it's like you've gotten a second win.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
You're like, oh, I really hate that. I'll get four
hours five hours of sleep and I feel great. I
get eight hours nine hours of sleep, and I feel
like this big slug.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
It's definitely possible sleep too much, and I'm guilty of that.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
You're supposed to sleep like eight and eight I feel
like just a little too much. I feel like six
or seven's nice, yeah, you know, but four or five
I feel fine, And then eight hours I'm like, what's
happening to me?

Speaker 4 (39:23):
My body is so used to the deprivation that when
I'm supposed to relax, Like we went out to Edgefield
and stayed over and our kids weren't there, there was
no reason to be up. And you know, at about
six and a half hours of sleep, my eyes just
went pop. I mean there's just nothing I can do
about it. Yeah, I mean, that's why you got to
work in that twenty minute or what do you do?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Like, how many hours a night do you sleep? And
do you take power naps during the day. You can
shoot us a text on our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line
at nine eight one ninety seven. But yeah, I can't
do naps anymore. I miss it. I want to.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I'm like, I just.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Want to lay down.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
It's also really hard to be intentional about laying down
and taking a nap. Like I always set my alarm
for like thirty minutes because I know it's going to
take me a couple of minutes.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
To doze off. But it's taking a nap is It's like,
it's it's not easy.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Have you ever taken a nap and that you slept
so long you just decided to stay asleep.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yes, I have done that.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
You have done that? How long ago?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Shortly after I moved here.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
I feel like I did it quite often because I
was getting used to, you know, waking up at four am.
So I'd take a nap at like six pm, which
is a bad idea to begin with, and then i'd
wake up at like eight and be like, all right, bedtime,
and then it'd just be over.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
My kids have seen so few naps from me that
if I try, if I'm like, I'm just going to
close my eyes for a minute, they'll walk in and
say something like, are you sick?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Is everything fine?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Yah?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Okay, But it's fine for everyone else in the house
to have a nap because they're tired. If I take
a nap, there's something wrong with me.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, it's like, oh okay, ninety one nine seven is
our text line. So I don't do naps anymore, Drew.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
I would like, I would like to, but but I
do after workouts sometimes I do that twenty minute thing.
Just don't always fall asleep.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
And Laura, when's last time you actually had like a
good you know meeting nap Uh?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yes or no, not yesterday.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
It's a weekly thing for sure. Yeah, she's like a bear. Yeah,
I actually hibernate. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
But you can sleep for a long time, right, Like
you can sleep for twelve hours?

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Yes, easily?

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Yeah, oh yeah, your natural melotonin.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Like it's just you know, it's about I sometimes I
think maybe I have a little narcolepsy. I'm just like
when it hits me, I'm done.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
I mean on the weekends, I can I can sleep
pretty good.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
I guess after you've been up for a clip.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Yeah, you stay up until like one am on the
weekend or two.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Or I think that's one am. That's about right now.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Are you doing toned it down?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Some of the vacations that screw me up, and vacation
comes around, I'm staying up till three four in the morning,
but then like, yeah, it's like a noon or sorry
at midnight one o'clock. There's sometimes two, depending on if
I've had a couple of a couple of billions.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Yeah, night, And it's tough, especially on like a Saturday night.
You know you're gonna wake up and it's gonna be
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Five nine the Brew, Portland's rock station. It's Tannerje and Laura.
So we were talking about sleep in the last segment,
and naps specifically. I can't really do naps anymore. I'd
like to. I like the idea of a nap, and
I always tell myself, I'm going home and I'm taking
a nap.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Yeah, I'm doing it, and then it doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yeah, I lay there, I just roll around. Laura will
rock a nap any day of the week.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I could take a nap right now.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
She's actually sleeping.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
We got a lot of text messages coming in. This
one's from ninety three thirty one. It says I have
always napped. I have roommates that tell me that they've
never napped in their life until they lived with me
and saw how good I make it look. My ideal
nap is about an hour and forty five minutes. I
sleep six and a half hours at.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Night, so long that's a long nap.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Yeah, because I sleep like six six and a half hours,
and I would love a nap, But to have that
long of a nap, I would feel like I was
dying of the flu.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Eighty five eighty nine says I don't get naps very often,
but when I do, I totally take advantage. I don't
feel bad and I don't feel gross. I just feel better.
Twenty six minutes or two hours, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Okay, Well, some people are lucky, you know, they can
spread it out that way for sure.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Fifty ninety three says I'm a stay at home mom.
On average, I'll get about four or five hours of
sleep at night. Sometimes I can get away with about
thirty minute about a thirty minute nap, but that only
happens almost every other week.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
I can't wait for the age where I just fall
asleep in my chair at dinner. Yes, you know, and
everyone's like, just don't bother Grandpa. He's just over there.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Be water. What about you? Are you a nap guy?

Speaker 18 (44:11):
No, I'm not a post to a nap. I don't
really get around to him.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
So you're like the baby from Honey, I blew up
the kid.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
No nap.

Speaker 18 (44:17):
Yeah, every day about three o'clock I start thinking, Man,
I could go for a nap right now, but I'm
at my desk, so I can't really nap.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah there like when you want to nap, Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 18 (44:27):
I feel like there's times I could certainly knock one out,
but yeah, it's never.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
A that's not true.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
I mean, I guess you have a window in your office,
but I nap at.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Work, dude. I had I had in Detroit. I had
an office that I didn't have any windows. I could
go in there and just take a snooze. That's great,
big old couch.

Speaker 18 (44:44):
Too much traffic coming through my my spot, Dude.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
I just had a nap spot at school because we
had a new like, we had a new lunch room
and so the old one was just like a common area,
and they had these big, giant like chalkboards on wheels,
and I would just use this is a wall and
then lay on the couch behind it. Nobody could see me.
Just snooze through.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
When you're a teenager, too, you can really lay one out,
you know, like you're you're growing, you're slothing. You've been
up way past your bedtime for a six thirty start.
Nap would have been great.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Anyway, more of your texts and talkbacks coming up in
a few minutes.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
In the meantime.

Speaker 9 (45:23):
Story, this is.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Where we go around the room sharing what we think
the biggest stories of the day are. Who wants to
kick it off?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
I can kick it off? This just this is wrong.
This is wrong.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Kentucky Fried Chicken they are moving their US headquarters from Louisville,
Kentucky to Plano, Texas.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Texas Fried Chicken just doesn't have the same ring to it, y'all.
But the change will happen at TFC.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Baby, it doesn't sound terrible.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
I mean, I mean kind of can't change. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Yeah, So the change will happen within the next six months.
It'll involve about one hundred employees. But this is part
of young brands like I don't know, I guess everyone's
kind of moving around.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
They're moving and shaken in. The young young brand.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Probably got a big tax break there, probably.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
So I've already seen the governor of Kentucky on the
news talking about how disappointed he is in the decision.
Some people will remain in Kentucky, but ultimately KFC is
moving to Texas.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
There it is well, the times are changing. Not only
are they moving the chicken to Texas, Coca Cola's starting
to wake up to new ideas. The big story is
they've created simply Pop. Yeah, the Coca Cola's launching a
new pre biotic drink that is supposed to be not
so bad for you. Now if it has a bunch

(46:44):
of different flavors like pineapple, mango, lime, strawberry, fruit punch,
but the drink contains no added sugar. They'll use real
fruit juice and contains vitamin C, zinc and six grams
of a pre biotic fiber. So if it tastes good,
this could be a hit with a little bit of
a carbonation pop as people are transitioning not only just

(47:06):
away from alcoholic beverages, but the soda industry is watching
its decline. It's about to go the way of the cigarette.
Coca Cola trying to be on the front lines of
something so many of us have been begging for for
a long time, which is a healthier soda option.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Have you tried any of those probiotic sodas like the
poppy and stuff.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
No, I have not.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
It's I mean, they're all right, but it's just not
the same, you know, But I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Of a Coca Cola classic on the first sip will
never be matched.

Speaker 9 (47:36):
So good.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
I think.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
The big story of the day is the fiftieth anniversary
special of Saturday Night Live. Garnnered an impressive fourteen point
eight million viewers on average, marking a significant increase compared
to the regular season viewership. The special was NBC's most
watched primetime entertainment telecast in five years, and the fourth
most watched entertainment telecast on Peacock, following the E Macy's

(47:58):
Thanksgiving DA Parade teleg cast.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
So I'd love to see some post numbers because how
many people talked about it and sent somebody else home
to watch it.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Viewership for the special is expected to grow, you know,
through delayed viewing like clips.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yeah, because I haven't watched all of it yet, so
it's like.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Four hours long. It's long. But it had a seventy
one percent increase in viewership when accounting for seven days
of delayed viewing, So that's pretty big.

Speaker 9 (48:23):
Man.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
I do feel like that maybe put SNL back on
the map. I mean I always would watch the clips,
but I feel like everyone watched that. I heard people
say it felt like the Super Bowl to them, like
that the Sunday, you know, like the food and the TV.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
And had quite the celebrity status going in that crowd.
That had to be so awkward, not awkward, but nerve
racking to perform on stage when you know that all
of your peers, you are the ones who will decide
in front of the most talented people that have ever
existed in Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah, but it looks great, man. I thought we can
update it with hilarious that Colin jost Man. He's so
damn funny, and he's handsome, you know, and he's got wife,
got the life man.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
The longest tenured weekend Update hosts.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Yeah, both of them. I was surprised to hear that.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
And it helps when you're head writer.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
My favorite joke was when they replaced they replaced with
Chevy Chase left Weekend Update, they replaced him with Keenan Thompson.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
That was great because everybody tells the Bill Murray story,
but it's like, no, it's Keenan.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Because I always thought like Darryl Hammond was the longest
running SNL guy, But it's Keenan Thompson. He's the longest
running cast.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Do you know that when Keenan Thompson tried out, he
tried out alongside his Good Burger co star. He also
had a tryout. Oh, that movie was terrible and that
guy's career in a different direction.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Than Well, you haven't seen list, but you've seen they're
both critically turning your microphone off. I can't believe.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
It's up there with dude, where's my car?

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Yeah, but I'll take that any day over Good Burger.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Gudburger has the word good and the titles. It's got.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
All right.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Coming up in a few minutes. We want to know
how you act only traumatized your kids? Drew did it
with his kids the other day. We'll tell you how,
and then we want to take your calls in the meantime,
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how did you accidentally traumatize your kids? We're not talking
about like, you know, you got drunk and yelled at him.

(51:53):
That's not exactly what we mean.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Yeah, that's a that's a bit of a different lane.
We mean like accidental trauma.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Yeah, once you hear Drew story, you know what we
talk about, like he showed him a movie that freaked
him out.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Because the girls have been going down Lucy, especially fourth grade.
She's going through my nostalgia days. She's like, I want
to I want to know what movies you watched when
you were my age or.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
A little older.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Yeah, so we're going through all those, you know, and
we've talked about the Misdoubt, Fires of the World, Hey,
Angels in the Outfield, Rookie of the Year, I don't know,
sand Lot.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Those are all great movies, but I can't remember an
Angel THEWF with line the Sandlot is just for days.
You could quote that movie Give him the High sticky Cheese.
Is that Rookie of the Year. I think that's that
is Rookie of the Year.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yeah, okay, I got one. But either way, they're really
enjoying these movies. So I've just been kind of going
through the laundry list and on on demand they just
kind of line them all up for me because I've
been watching that type of movie. So I turned on
Little Monsters Little Monsters of nineteen eighty nine film starring
the great Fred Savage. Savage and the Monster who I

(52:56):
didn't think this part through, the monster who lives under
his bed played by how We Men Do.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Yeah, not scary at all.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Well, so, and I'm thinking of Howie Mandel, like hey, hey,
it's good. Yeah, So I leave him in this room.
Like I watched Bobby's World. It's kind of cute exactly,
and he's very you know, tame on television. So that
doesn't that doesn't bode well because I forgot that in
the movie from way back in the day. He takes
the kid into the underworld and at first they're like

(53:25):
joking around, haunting other kids' dreams right and playing around. Well,
eventually like a bad guy shows up and wants to
keep him down there for the rest of his life.
And this is an oozing pussy monster who is extremely
frightening with razor sharp teeth and laser looking eyes. And
I absolutely blow it my second grader out of the water.

(53:50):
Now Lucy is completely disgusted and turned off by the movie,
to the point where they came running out through the
French doors, like bang, running out, yelling and screaming. Josie
clearly rattled like she'd seen a crime. So over the
course of the next couple of days, like my kids
are done with like crawling into my bed, and I

(54:12):
had some crawl ins from the second grader. I even
like joked around with them later like it wasn't so bad,
and they're like, Dad, it's not funny what you did.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
I you said you wanted to know what I watched
as a kid.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
But I'm looking back on it, and I used to
crawl up to my kids my parents' bed and sleep
on the floor because I'd be scared. It was because
back then there was no filter on some of these movies,
like Little Monsters.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
It takes it way too far.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
In the end, they're like, you know, biting off toy
doll baby heads scream, So you know a.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Lot of that stuff back then practical effects and practical
effects are just a little creepier and they're realistic. Yeah,
then you know this cgi polished stuff that we get now,
and I think people are used to that. So I
could see as an old kid or kid, an old
movie being kind of creepy.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
When the whole basis is when you go to bed,
monsters come out from under your bed. It's I'm the
whole thing we talked them out of.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
I remember as a kid thinking older animation creeped me out,
like Fantasia creeped me the hell out as a kid
older animation, So it's probably the same type of thing.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Yeah, the movie is I mean, it's not even a
great movie.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Are the kids doing okay now? There?

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Yeah, they haven't been in my bed in a in
a minute, but they're the grudge is not gone. Like
when I was picking up movies last night, they're like.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Don't put on little Monsters. Yeah, yeah, it's a thing now, Dad,
you don't. You don't get the right to pick the
movie anymore.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
And I was like, Howie, Mandel's pretty good, and they're like,
he's covered in boils.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
You can't even tell who it is.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Yeah, I'm like, oh, I haven't seen it in a while.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Kids, How did you traumatize your your little nuggets?

Speaker 14 (55:44):
Eight?

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Six, six, four four five one of five? Nine is
the phone number? Phones are blowing up. Let's go to
let's see who's this? Adam, Hey, Adam, tell us, how
how do you traumatize your kids?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Man?

Speaker 6 (55:57):
Well, it wasn't like kid with the grandkids. And I
didn't have any kids and little kids myself, and so
when it came time to change the diapers, I had issues,
and so I was wearing a military gas mask and
my wife said that would traumatize the kid.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Bro, you just got to buckle up and do it.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
You remember in the movie Et when the guys in
spacesuits came into the house. That terrified scary.

Speaker 13 (56:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
I can't imagine getting changed by one.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Yeah, and I get it. I dry heaved through it too.
It's brutal.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
I did take my five year old sister to what
I thought was a Disney movie once and it turned
out to be a Killer Grizzly movie. Yeah, that kind
of traumatized there too.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
All right, dude, we appreciate that. Man, Wait, did you
actually change the diaper with the mask on? Or did you?
Did you get talked out of that?

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Yeah, oh yeah, but she eventually I got used to it,
and she talked me out of wearing it.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Yeah after I honestly, the trauma wears down after about
the ten She's.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Only having a few nightmares now a week.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
All right, dude, thanks for the call.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
With some of the diapers, I've seen nightmares for you
and nightmares exactly.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Let's go to is this Heather?

Speaker 16 (57:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Hi Heather? How did you traumatize your kids?

Speaker 9 (57:12):
So?

Speaker 19 (57:13):
When my oldest was preschool age like three ish, we
used to see.

Speaker 8 (57:17):
Her all the time.

Speaker 11 (57:18):
We were going to sell her to the circus when
she was being crazy.

Speaker 19 (57:21):
Yeah, and this one time but we actually like picked
up the phone and pretended to call and she lost it.

Speaker 11 (57:28):
It's the funniest and faddest thing that has ever happened.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
How far did you take it?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Now?

Speaker 3 (57:32):
And we still joke about.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
It, like how far did you take it? Were you
like making preparations and scheduling things in front.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Of her the phone and pretended to call them.

Speaker 10 (57:41):
That's all.

Speaker 13 (57:42):
That's all.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
It blew off the end.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yeah, it's my man.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
You live up the theater of it. You know you
probably acted right after that.

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I'm sorry, I can't hear a thing. Casey walked away
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Don't live, so can you please help me?

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The good news is I'm not the only one having
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It's kind of a cool layout.

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I don't know if it has longevity, if this is
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simulators in a stadium. There's a host with a mic
who's like being funny in the whole deal. Well, Tiger
went to go hit a two hundred yard shot and
picked up a just his lofting wedge which goes one
hundred yards, and as soon as he hit it, he
realized that he had pulled the ultimate amateur move. It

(58:56):
makes me feel better for all the times I plopped
one into a lake because I picked out the wrong club. Afterwards,
Tiger had to take the humble pie.

Speaker 8 (59:05):
I heard ninety nine yards, and so I went out
there and hit it in one hundred yards, And one
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That he's such a goober. I just every time he laughs,
I can't handle it.

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This is my thing.

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The guy has the most rock star stories in the
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living a double life in Las Vegas, hanging out with
Jordan and Barkley, And when he giggles, you're still like, dude,
what happen?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
At what point did you go in?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Like?

Speaker 4 (59:33):
You would think that that would cook off at some point,
But hey, the guy knows how to swing a club
better than anyone in the history of time, So hats
off to him.

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how did you accidentally traumatize your kids? More of your
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Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Drew you Banner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
We want to know, how did you accidentally traumatize your kids?
Drew showed his kid's a movie what was it called?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Again?

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Little Monsters?

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Little Monsters from nineteen eighty nine?

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Fred Savage and uh Howie mandel I looked up the
Rotten Tomatoes in case you want to watch it tonight,
forty four percent on the table.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
But I when I saw it and it was new,
I was I was my in between my second grader
and my fourth grader's age, so I figured it would
be good. Instead, I put them into trauma camp and
we've been trying to figure out how to sleep ever since.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Yeah, so, how did you do this to your kids?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
By Actually I see videos of you know, people having
like you know, the easter bunny or something, show up
to a birthday party and the kids are too young
to understand, like the giant easter bunny is not going
to hurt you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
I was never I was never scared of people in
costume or like a lot of kids sorr.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
I think, Yeah, I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
I wasn't either, because I always knew that was just
a dude. Yeah, Like I just reminded myself of that
hides Tanner, Ju and Laura. How did you accidentally traumatize
your kids?

Speaker 12 (01:01:30):
No, I don't know if I dramatize them yet because
of the fact he's only two, because of the fact
he was watching on me and my wife having suck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Oh yeah, that's how Honestly, I was going to say
I was going to bring that up. That's how I
was traumatized by my parents. I came home. It was
I was in the eighth grade. I came home from
school one day. Eighth grade.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
That's pretty old.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
I don't know why two year old gonna forget you
or not. I know it's burned into my brain.

Speaker 12 (01:01:57):
He does because I don't want to pay for therapy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Lize know it's expensive. But I walked in. It was
eighth grade, I got off, got off school. I came
home at the same time every day. I don't know
what the hell they were thinking, but they were on
the couch. There is a time to shut that down.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
And I kind of burned the house down a minute
after the school off that couch.

Speaker 12 (01:02:19):
Yeah, we were on the living room floor. And then
we did it in the kitchen when he walked into it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Oh my god, but wow.

Speaker 12 (01:02:25):
We can't even hear these little feet coming.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Well, I mean you're laying around in the kitchen. Step
pick a side room.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
That's where people eat. For God's sake, the kid wants
a snack.

Speaker 12 (01:02:38):
Oh dude, he got a snack, all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Right, thanks man? Real Hi, it's Tanner, jew and Laura,
how did you traumatize your kids?

Speaker 11 (01:02:50):
So, when my daughter was about eight years old, I
took her to get her hair cut.

Speaker 12 (01:02:54):
The kid would not let me brush her hair.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
It was always a tangled med.

Speaker 11 (01:02:58):
I was tired of dealing with it. I took her
and cut her hair, and she ball just cried and
cried and cried because I cut her hair right.

Speaker 19 (01:03:10):
It was the cutest little pixy cut. To this day,
my daughter is.

Speaker 11 (01:03:14):
Twenty eight years old this day, she will not let
anybody cut her hair.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Oh wow, yeah, you cut deep.

Speaker 11 (01:03:25):
I cut deep, and she literally will not let anyone
cut her hair. She trims her own hair. She won't
let anyone touch it. I killed her whole hair persona.
I don't know what it was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
She cuts he around, She probably got the she probably
has the worst bangs on the planet. Cut her own.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Wait this one, she's mastered it.

Speaker 12 (01:03:45):
She doesn't.

Speaker 11 (01:03:46):
Yeah, she has beautiful hair, but she it's been twenty years.

Speaker 19 (01:03:51):
Let it go.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
That's that's just like a parent refusing to believe in
the trauma they've caused their kids.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
It's like she just little pixie cut mom.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
It was terrible, Yeah, awful, kids made fun of me.
But like I'll tell my mom about things that like
really messed me up, and she'll be like, that never happened.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Yeah, parents love to gaslight their children. Like I've learned
this as an adult. It's like that I never did
that too.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Yeah, yeah you did, And I got this emotional scars
to prove it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
When it comes to the hair of my oldest she's
only had her haircut once and she still brings it
up to Amy that she did that to her because
and she calls it her signature. You cut my signature off. Really,
oh wow, because like those little whips at the bottom
of the hair, that's an earned be fat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
I get to find that you've traumatized your kids once
or twice, Oh, I'm sure I have.

Speaker 18 (01:04:38):
I can't think of anything off the top of my
head that we're perose, diabolical. They've traumatized me plenty, right,
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
That's their job.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
And you got a teenage daughter. I'm sure you're still being.

Speaker 18 (01:04:50):
Trying to lost my son and fred Meyer one time.
I still have fears about.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
That, really because it is scary and you got it,
and you're the father of a special needs kid, and
when that happens, it's not you know, it was a
whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Now was he traumatized in that or was he ud
aware of your feelings?

Speaker 18 (01:05:07):
Didn't bother him at all?

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
How long I lost my kid? They would be freaking out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
How long were you was he missing? Oh, it was
a whole thing.

Speaker 18 (01:05:14):
We we should save it for another time because it's
a store.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Really Okay, Well, I want to hear this.

Speaker 18 (01:05:20):
I know we don't have time right now, my whole thing,
but all right, I'll tell you about it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Well, just give me like a cliff note or something.

Speaker 18 (01:05:25):
Well, uh, the thing that's interesting about it is that
there's a whole plan in place in a fred Meyer, right, Like,
so I lost him, I ran in someone from high school, okay,
and then he always wants to go and look at
the DVDs. This is always a thing. Yeah, and so
all right, cool, he's right there and I'm talking and
I look over again and he's just gone, And I go,
all right, when I muster just walked around to the

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backside of the thing, walk around, he's gone, do a couple,
you know, back and forth, looking down the aisles.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Nowhere to be found, and I'm like.

Speaker 18 (01:05:52):
Oh crap, what am I What am I supposed to
do here? So I go to customer service and I go, listen,
my son has wandered off. He's not going to respet
on to his name if you overhead page him.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
So here's what he looks like. Do they lock the
store down or anything like that?

Speaker 18 (01:06:07):
They do, but you don't know it. Like, next thing,
I know, there's some mambo jaham.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
It wasn't even that.

Speaker 18 (01:06:13):
It was a nondescript as you could imagine. And next
thing I know, there's people from the bakery coming out
and they're man indoors. They're just blocking every everything off.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
So you stopped the process of making maple bars because
your kid was longing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
That's why I took Forever Donuts employees just kind of
But that's great though. So the whole idea is, don't
let's say the kid is abducted. Don't you know, cue
the guy who's got him, and you have no idea if.

Speaker 18 (01:06:39):
He gets tackled by the chef and then and then
about a minute later the phone rings that customers everything go, Yeah,
he's sitting on a couch over in the home living
area and he's just chilling.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Do you go over there? And scold him now, but
there's nothing to scold.

Speaker 18 (01:06:50):
It didn' wouldn't matter to him anyway if I did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Well, that's I mean. When you find them though, you're
just so it doesn't matter. It's scary though. All right,
let's see online one here. What's your name, Heyboddy? How
did you accidentally traumatize your kids?

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Left? The dog out?

Speaker 16 (01:07:12):
Was playing kind of like fetch with the dog in
the front yard.

Speaker 20 (01:07:16):
No fence yard. Dog sees another dog wants to go
down and say Hi, it's a pit bull.

Speaker 16 (01:07:23):
And so I go down there like trying.

Speaker 20 (01:07:25):
To yell at my dog to get them back, and
the dogs just start scrapping. And my dog's just a
little Jack Russell Terrier, full grown pitbull mail And I
run down there and I'm yelling and screaming.

Speaker 6 (01:07:39):
I start getting bit.

Speaker 20 (01:07:42):
I give up my left arm so I can have
my right arm, and I just start wailing on this
pit bull and I get my left hand free and
I start poking its eigh out so I'll let go
of my dog. And I'm just squirting blood all over
the sidewalk and I'm just my hand's swollen.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
I just beat the living.

Speaker 16 (01:08:00):
Crap out of this dog and it finally let go
of my dog.

Speaker 20 (01:08:03):
I'm just yelling and screaming, like holding onto my white dog,
blood all over my dog, kind of hanging off, and
I'm just freaking going nuts on him, like this is
why you don't get a pit bull. They were posturing
piples that I didn't even know about at the time.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
So did your kids see that?

Speaker 20 (01:08:20):
And yeah, my kids were out in the front yard
playing basketball. Commotion two houses down. They're six and nine,
and you know, we just got a new truck and
we had to like take me to the hospital, take
the dog to the animal hospital.

Speaker 16 (01:08:38):
He made it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
He's still alive.

Speaker 16 (01:08:40):
He's twelve years old now.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
He was three at the time.

Speaker 16 (01:08:43):
Yeah, it was it was crazy, man, blood all over
the new truck.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
The good for you, man, that's I mean, I would
have done the same thing. You gotta do what you
gotta do to protect your your loved ones. And yeah,
I want to a man, But.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Your child will never forget that day.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Now, every time they play basketball one of them wets
their pants. It's a tough thing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Well, damn dude, thanks for sharing that story with the
Sorry that happened, but I appreciate you sharing all this
man to survive the glad the dogs ever, what about
the other one? What they do with that.

Speaker 16 (01:09:14):
They end up I don't know, giving them away? I
think I don't think they got youthanized.

Speaker 20 (01:09:18):
There was two pitbulls who was really weird.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
There's two of them.

Speaker 20 (01:09:21):
The female just sat there panting, like watching the whole
thing like it was a show, Like I didn't know
what to do.

Speaker 12 (01:09:26):
Tang.

Speaker 16 (01:09:27):
I think the maile was like the super aggressive one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Yeah, I just I had some bat owners right there. Man,
thanks for the call. We appreciate it. Wow, that's crazy.
You don't want your kids to see that, especially like
the family pet. You don't want to You don't want
them to see that all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Plus the blood, the blood is what really gets at you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
We got a lot of text messages on the McLoughlin
Cheverlet text line coming in. This one's from eighty five
to seventy one says how I trauma actually traumatized my kids.
My oldest son, twenty two, was still scared of the
dark because when he was three, he walked into the
hall and my husband and I were on the way
to the shower to wash off glow in the dark paint,
and I guess he said that a couple of a
couple of ghosts is chilling in the living in an

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all the way.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Both of you head into the shower with waterproof paint.
I don't want to know how your evening was going.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Eighty five eighty five seventy one sent a text in
and said, my daughter overheard my husband and I in
the bedroom. Over a year later, and she is still
in therapy. She's now seventeen.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
I have some serious fear of those types of things,
you know, That's why you got to be extra careful.
I do not want that to be a core memory
for my girls.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Yeah, they're for me. When I walked in on my
mom and I heard it, you know, there are times
where I've heard it. It's I remember those moments and
the like they still made me want to throw up.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
This text from thirty eight to forty four says, when
my kids were young and still believed in the Easter Bunny,
we went to a family's family friends for dinner. He
was making rabbit. How do you say this pillowf p
ill pof peel off rabbit, peel off kind of country,
he says, I was not going to tell them, but

(01:11:03):
the rabbits were still on the counter in oh rabbit shape.
Who jeez. And so the kids saw that and they
just ate it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Oh my god, well pretty gross.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
What What does rabbit taste like?

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Heard Amy would be my guess.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
I've never had rabbit me either.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Why would you make rabbit on Easter?

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
I would think rabbit tastes a lot like eating a bird.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Yeah, let's go to line too. It's Tanner jew and Laura.
How did you actually traumatize your kids?

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Uh?

Speaker 19 (01:11:35):
It wasn't by accident.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Oh all right, nice.

Speaker 19 (01:11:39):
So my kids had pranked me, so I was getting
them back, and uh, my youngest was about ten years old,
and it was oh Halloween time somewhere before or after.
And he's twenty five now. But I got one of
those CDs with all the weird sounds and stuff for Halloween.

(01:12:02):
Well this one was werewolves going at it. And so
outside his window with the boom box doing Halloween werewolves sounds,
the snarling of the thing, and I had my wife
yell out in the house, hell like this into the garage. Okay,

(01:12:23):
so she wasn't answering. My son comes screaming out of
his mom Mom. I mean he was so scared. He
was he got a knife out of the drawer. He
was in the kitchen, on the floor in the corner, screaming, yelling, crying.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Gee.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
You know you're like boom. You do not mess with
the master, got it? Yeah, I guess you got him.
You never they never messing.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Oh wow, she's lucky.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
All right, dude, thanks for the call. Its I like
how I like how pleased he is.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
This kid is destroyed. All right, brother, hang on the
nice work.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
We'll get your information. Actually, I don't know why we
need your just sing up. That's a good story though,
all right. Ninety one ninety seven is our text line
where your calls is coming out.

Speaker 7 (01:13:25):
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Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Accidentally traumatized your kids. You didn't mean to do it.
You maybe just thought, you know, toss on a movie
you thought would be okay. It turns out they were terrified.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
I mean, I don't know, maybe you did mean to
do it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
And some some parents are definitely coming off with a
little bit of that. That in mind, but mine was
completely unintentional. I just rocked him with a movie about
monsters under your bed.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
You've got a couple of talkbacks to the McLoughlin Chevrolet.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Alright, is that right?

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
No, that's a different Thingah know, it's the text line.
This is just the ihet radio.

Speaker 21 (01:14:05):
Well, my daughter was young, she's eighteen now, but I
used to traumatize her. I used to go to like
the window, and I used to scare her and uh
like I used to wear like Halloween mass like the
Mulgi one Jason Michael Myers and all of them, you
know what I mean. And she she says till this
day that she's still scared of like a dark window.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Yeah. Like, man, I'm sorry.

Speaker 21 (01:14:27):
I didn't need to traumatize you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
That's why you don't have custody of your kids. Yeah,
banging on your window every night? I mean that would
I mean, you're seeing a face on the other side
of the window.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
That's scary for an adult, right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Thought of it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
I remember wanting to sit in the corner of a
room when I didn't know other people were home, because
you wanted to keep an eye on the doors. Imagine
if all of a sudden the window behind you is all.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Yeah, yeah, you would poop pooping probably the way We
got another talk back through the iHeart.

Speaker 10 (01:15:00):
Who framed Roger Rabbit accidentally traumatized my daughter. She's eleven now,
and when she was five, we watched it and when
it gets to the very end of the movie, the
bad guy takes his glasses off. Yeah you see, he
has animated tune eyes and start like butting out of
his head. She just lost it. She starts crying. She
couldn't watch the rest of the movie. She has not
tried watching it again since it's pretty funny, but she

(01:15:22):
really got kind of messed up from that. She was
having nightmares about it. Yeah, so, yeah, that was a bad.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
One, dude. That scene terrified me as a kid when
his eyes popped out and they would.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
It was I was horrified. I can't even remember at
what age I was that I saw that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
But what did I say, Julie say, and it look
just right me and his eyes come out like daggers, And.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
That was scary. That's Christoph Lloyd's scariest role.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
It's in the same sentiment as you know. The Little
Monstrous movie that my kids saw was nineteen eighty nine.
This is nineteen eighty eight, So how you were saying
the practical effects and really just not having that gloss
of realizing how easily a child scares did anyone?

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
Does anyone remember the heffalumps and woozles in Winnie the
Pooh he.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
Plops and woozls. I remember that, Well, that scared me
a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
The weasels from Roger Rabbit scared me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
They were the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Dancing brooms from Fantasia freaked me out still to this day,
freaked me out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Unnatural correct?

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Why why did they make that? Those guys were on acid?

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Those animators to everybody was hard drugs, peak, party time.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Dancing buckets and brooms. That freaked me out as a kid.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
I bet when they finished it they're like, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
And there was a movie trailer. I remember there's a
movie trailer that came on TV when I was a kid.
It scared me, and I think it was I think
it was for twelve Monkeys or something, but it was
a movie where in the in the trailer they had
one of those little robot monkeys that bangs the symbols together.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
I don't remember what it was, but I just remember
they kept cutting to the monkey, ding ding ding.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
There's a movie. There's a movie coming out about that
on Friday. They're re upping it. So go face your fears.
Go see this movie.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
Tan It's a twelve Monkeys reboot.

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
It's like, I don't know, I don't I don't know
if it's about twelve monkeys. But it has a monkey,
just like that, the little symbol monkey.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Yeah, I don't remember if it was that movie anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
I just remember it was a monkey with the symbols,
with the symbol the hell all right, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
I'm still traumatized.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
It's hard to get back from it, hanging that damn symbol.

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One O five nine the Brew, Portland's rock station. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura and we are ready because Friday is
bacon and beer love stinks too. Alec Trick Goo Goo Lo.
We had to postpone it, obviously, because of the snow
on Friday, so it's not happening this Friday. Everything's the
same though. Everyone shows up gets free bacon, everyone shows

(01:18:00):
up gets a raffle ticket for that free trip to
Las Vegas. And we got a lot of concert tickets
to give away. Other prizes, other uh, other surprises. A
lot of stuff happening to you Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Prizes and surprises. Yeah, it's gonna be wild.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
It is, man. We we came up with a new
game the other day that I'm really excited to announce.
We're not going to announce it until Friday, and then
we're also going to do a newlywed game.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Oh I thought that was the game you were refreeing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
No, no, the other one on trying to mic'suf.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Oh we're doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
We're doing that, Okay, all right, we're doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
Stuff's been purchased.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Yeah, I already got the I already got the things
that I needed for it in the mail. So all
that stuff's happening Friday morning. Bacon and beer at the
the mcminimon's old church and Pub in Wilsonville. We've never
been to Wilsonville for a B and B before. I'm
really excited because we're gonna be also collecting food for
the organ Food Bank and helping out the people in Wilsonville.
So all the food that you bring down is going

(01:18:57):
to stay in Wilsonville for the people of Wilsonville. So
whatever can bring on one can, two cans, three cans.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
Yeah, we're gonna kick off the weekend grand fashion. I'm stoked.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
What are you more excited to see, Laura the mass
divorce or the contest the game I just told you
about off a year.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
No, that's gonna be weird. I am, I am.

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
I'm excited to see how we are going to pull
that off.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
But it should be fun.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
But I guess it's not up to It's not up
to us, It's up to our attendees.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
And you know, Divorce Goldberg Jones obviously came in for
us and decided to give us a bunch of free divorces,
and so there's a handful of couples that are actually
getting divorced Friday morning on radio.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
I'm excited for that toast at the end, because that's
gonna be that's gonna be a good moment.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
We're gonna have divorce Cord.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
I'm always.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
I always look forward to what beef water brings to
the table.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Yeah, listen, there's so much stuff planned on Friday. If
you've never been to a Bacon and Beer before, and
if you're in the Wilsonville area, please come out. It
is going to get wild. Love Stinks to Electric Boogloo.
That's Friday morning at the mcmah Woman's Old Church and
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Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Banner, Drew and Laura one O five.

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Nine The Brew, Portland's rock station Stannard to and Laura.
So earlier we found out that the SNL, the fiftieth
anniversary of Saturday Night Live over the weekend was huge.
It was like almost fifteen million people.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
I saw that the ratings were up two hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
I feel like it was under advertised because I didn't
even know what was on. And I love, I love
the history of that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
If it wasn't for social media, I wouldn't have known.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Yeah, the clips are great, and and you know it's
on Peacock and everything. If you want to.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Catch definitely definitely gonna catch it on the backside, but out, you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Know, outside the venue, there's all these famous people. Obviously
a lot of artists musicians who performed on Saturday Night
Live were there, including the Red Hot Chili Peppers who
performed ONESNL. I don't know how many times, at.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Least probably at least once, since they resurrected the career
three different times. I'm sure it's generational.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
But a reporter on at the red carpet was like, hey,
how was it? She asked Anthony Keatos, how was it
for you performing on Saturday Night Live? And he gave
a pretty blunt response, Okay, it wasn't all all that
great for him, was like being.

Speaker 18 (01:21:12):
A musical guest, want us to know, Uh, for me,
not great, but.

Speaker 8 (01:21:16):
I love watching the other musical guests.

Speaker 18 (01:21:18):
Yeah, it's a it's a tough job playing in a
rock band on TV.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
And then he literally turned around and walked away.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
And see, that's all I'm gonna say about that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Did a movie goodbye.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
But then we looked it up at it because that
makes it sound like he had a hard time with
like the SNL producers. I got the vibe that it
was like the show that he had a problem with, right,
It seems.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
Like doing an unplugged show at a rock situation is
what I was taking that as.

Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
Yeah, I don't know, and like just say it's hard
being a rock band playing live on TV.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
O boo who says, who Yeah, like the Beatles?

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Yeah, But I looked it up. Why did the Red
Hot Chili Peppers have such a bad time on SNL?
And now this is just the AI overview, And I
understand that AI and Google can sometimes be wrong, but
it says the Reda Chili Peppers had a widely considered
bad time on SNL, primary primarily because of guitarist John.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
How do you say his last name for shanty.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
John Frushanti. I guess he had some erratic behavior during
their performance where he deliberately played off key and screwed
the cords up, pretty much sabotaging the set.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
Probably peaking on drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
I'm sure he was high out of his mind because
I know they hired him back recently. He's in the
band now.

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
Yeah, they kicked off there, They kicked out their their
other guitarists who I think had been with them for
several years, and they brought back John Forshani.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Yeah, he's og guy and the Yeah he's probably sober
now and yeah less promises to not screw up on stage.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
Yeah, way less of a liability.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
But that's why I guess they had a bad time
is because the guitarist John was just just twisted.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
And if he's doing that, you know, but it also
runs off onto the whole band and that crowd there
is just kind of sitting there silent, and you're trying
to get.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
All hyped up and rock and they're not all your fans.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
They're just people who waited in line in the rain.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
That's the weirdest part is like you're performing and of
these people it's midnight.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
That that is true?

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
Uh, do they tell them like not to cheer, because
like you never hear crowd noise during the music as.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Soon as they're done.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
You hear it at the beginning of the lead in the.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
During it, like you don't hear people singing along or
anything like that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
You don't get that vibe that you would at a truth,
you would probably.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Tell them just to like the the audience to not
sing along and.

Speaker 14 (01:23:25):
Clap and.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
We got to move a set here in a minute
stup freaking out. Yeah, especially when you got like a
boy band up there. Oh man, you get to like,
I don't know, a boy band.

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
You get some timber Lake back in the day, back
when the band was dripping.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Yeah, well, there it is. Anthony Keatas did not have
a good time while performing on Saturday Night Live. H
The clips from the fiftieth anniversary show are absolutely hilarious.
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Drew and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
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Speaker 9 (01:24:07):
Tanner Drew and Laura Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Bacon of Beer is Friday. Yeah, it's going down in Wilsonville.
First time we've ever taken over at Wilsonville, the mcminimu's
old church and pub. It is right off of I five,
so it should be easy to find. And everyone who
shows up gets free bacon. Everyone who shows up will
also get a raffle ticket for your chance at a
free trip to Vegas. Get a lot of concert tickets

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to give away a lot of other prizes, some special surprises,
and of course radio's first mass divorce. Yeah, buddy, that's Friday.
So yeah, we had to postpone it because of the weather,
but it's it's finally going down all the info one
five nine, the brew dot Com. All right, we've got
to play a game here, but I forgot to solicit
for a contestant in the last second.

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
We need some heads.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
But we do have some shine Down tickets for the
show that's coming up in August at the Modu Center.
So we're gonna play shine Down lyric or Bible verse
and you just have to tell us which is which
eight six six, four four five one o five nine.
You think it's easy, but you know, some of these lyrics,
some of the signed down, they're very they sound very spiritual.
Sometimes that's true. It's tough to wade through and figure

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it out out of context. I do feel like it
is a a little more difficult.

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
And you know, some Bible verses just sound like lovely
poetry that could be song lyrics.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
So yeah, it's tough. Bible or band.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
You are a church kid, Laura, do you have a
favorite Bible verse?

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Ooh, oh, I hope my mom's not listening. No, I
don't I.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
If I Oh, actually yes I do. It's Matthew something,
thirty six something.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
It's something about you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:46):
Could say any number, and I bet I know.

Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
It's something about the birds. Don't worry, so I should do.
And if God takes care of the birds, and of
course he's going to take care of you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Ooh that was almost poetic in itself.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
Yes, so that is I do have a favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
All right, very good, very good. Well, let's meet our
contestant at random. Usually do this off there, so we're
gonna have to just kind of do this raw dog.
Let's go to let's see, let's go here to line four.
Is this Kayla? Yea, this is hi Kayla. What's what's
crapping in this morning? Oh?

Speaker 19 (01:26:18):
Not much, just you know, work in my life?

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Way, Yeah, what do you do about?

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
What do you do for a living?

Speaker 19 (01:26:25):
I work for like a construction company.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Okay, but you're probably like you're you're probably managing all
the you're hurting cats basically, like you're probably managing all
the dudes, right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Yeah, project coordinator, I got the clip bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
Yeah, so you get to be nice and warm.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
Yeah, Like on a job site, they'll have one of
those little like a little portable office they set up
like you're going to be in there.

Speaker 19 (01:26:49):
Actually I'm in the actual office, so.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Have to deal with the jobs room, sink in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
All right, let's play this game. Are you a big
shine Doown fan or a Bible fan? Which one do
you like more?

Speaker 19 (01:27:07):
A shinedown of course?

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
All right? That's Jesus is very upset at that. All right,
did do you go to church? Like, when's the last
time he went to church?

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (01:27:16):
God, fifteen years ago?

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
Okay, better than me.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
This could be a difficult game for her in a while,
or really easy if she knows the shine down lyrics.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
I'm going to read off some shine Down lyrics or
a Bible verse. You just have to tell me which
is which to win the tickets to the show coming
up in August. Awesome, that's that's easy enough.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Right, yeah, she said, She mumbled.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Awesome of course, trying to get her to say it again,
trying to get.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Some say it louder.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
All right, Kayla, tell me is this about? Is this about?
Is this a Bible verse? Or a shine doown lyric?
Fail the test and you're out, out in a hail
of firestones.

Speaker 19 (01:28:00):
Oh god, um, I won't say a Bible verse.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Is that a Bible verse?

Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
You're gonna throw flaming hot rocks, fell the test and
you're out, as simple as that cutthroat.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
You tell me if this is a Bible verse or
a shine down lyric? You think that by crying to
me looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe.

Speaker 19 (01:28:30):
That's a shine down lyrics, a.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Shine down lyric? It is crashing it to you. And
now you get one more rights and the ticket to
yours shine down lyric or Bible verse, and get your
lust from the rich man's gold. All that you need
now is in your soul.

Speaker 12 (01:28:50):
Shine down?

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Is that a shine down lyric or a Bible verse? Shine?

Speaker 5 (01:28:54):
Honestly, I'm a little surprised that shindown would use a
like lust like I picked the Bible verses and I
thought that was a Bible verse.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
No, really, yeah, fooled me?

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
Is a No, that is a shineedown lyric? I think
that is from simple Man if I'm not mistaken.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
But you know they want to be all advanced with
their writing they probably went and stole words out of
the Bible, probably like lust Judy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
I was watching I think it was Rick Rubin or
somebody talking about how they came up with the lyric
for one of the System of a Down songs, Father
and your hand, I come in my spirit. Yes, apparently
they had no lyric for that part, right, and so
they what they did is he just picked the producer.
If it was Rick Rubin, somebody told Surge Tanking, the
singer of System of a Down, pick a random book

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off the shelf. Just pick a random book, open to
a random page, point to a random sentence.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
Say that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
And I don't think it was the Bible. He just
pulled pulled a random book, random Mark Twain book. And
yet he pointed to a random sentence and it was
Father in your hand, I commend my spirit and then
rock lyric.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
One way or another. It's probably that rock lyric was
more thought out than most rap lyrics. So that works.

Speaker 9 (01:30:02):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
There it is buddy, Father and my hun and I
come in my sparet. Why have you do a lot
of singing this morning?

Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
And I'm here for it showing the pipes?

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
All right, hang on, we'll get your info we'll see
you at the Shinedown show in August. My dude, that's
a lady awesome, Thank you guys. Me lady, my lady,
my lady. Do you like Is it okay if I
call you my lady?

Speaker 12 (01:30:28):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
Take it awkward? But I'm I can't say no no,
hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
We'll get your information. We got more tickets tomorrow, all right.
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Tanner Drew and Laura. We are about to just wrap
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wrapping it up for today? I hate goodbye.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
I gotta wrap it before you tap it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
Gentlemen, I could ignore that and build a family like
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
But well, yeah, we'll be back tomorrow. We've got more
tickets to go see Shine Down tomorrow and then uh
then it'll just be one more day until Bacon and beer,
and I'm ready for two more sleeps, two more sleeps
until B and B bacon Eve. I feel very grateful
for the listeners that we have. I know, downtown Tina
Brown one of our favorite listeners. I don't know where
she lives exactly, but sec an hour and a half.

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I think Lebanon, Yes, Portland, Okay, So she was gonna
drive up on Friday, you know, before it was postponed
an hour and a half to get here, and she
was really hoping it wasn't postponed because this weekend she's
going to the Seafood and Wine Festival in.

Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
Newport, which is a big plan, a great time as well.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
So I guess they got there today or maybe it
was last night when they got there, and they're gonna
spend all week in there. But they're just going to
drive here Friday morning for the party and then drive
back to the drive back to the Newport.

Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
That's dedication.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
And then they'll head home after the weekends over.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
Because it's been tough enough to travel from home base.
To travel from a second destination, yeah, is a whole
other level.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
It's a trek.

Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
And then we've heard from other people who are like, man,
I hope you have it. I hope you don't have
to postpone it because I requested the day off and
I'm not gonna be able to come next weekend. And
then they're like, well, screw it, I'll just call them
sick next week.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
I got Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
So I love the commitment. It's going to be a blast.
It's gonna be worth it for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
And tomorrow on the show, maybe we'll do a roll
call of baking to be a roll call who's coming
to the party. Are you calling in sick to work?
Did you take the day off of work or do
you look them in the eye and say I'm not coming? Yeah? Like,
how does it? How's it? How's it working for you?
But that's well we'll find out tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
So nice.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
But yeah, man, I'm ready Drew with you, more excited
to see on Friday morning.

Speaker 4 (01:32:53):
I do want to see our little mystery game that
we can't reveal until Friday. It has a good title
and an even awkward exchange.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
It's going to take some dudes with some balls to
step up. I don't know, I mean and that intentionally.
It's going to take some dudes with some balls to
step up for this game because they're gonna I think
they might even have a chance to pick their ticket.
But it's going to be a situation where we're going
to be a great prize on the line, but what
you're gonna have to do for it might be a
bit awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
Step up and zip down, if you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
You'll have to be a bit ballsy for this.

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
But we've also got a We've also got a very
good setup for the divorce. We're going to do that
in grand style, and Beef Water is going to do
that Court later on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
Yeah, Court and Colin from Goldberg Jones one hundred Divorce
will be on site. He'll be there so if you've
got questions, if you you didn't want to call into
the show and ask a question about divorce or custody,
he'll be there in person so you can just ask
him directly. He's a really cool guy. And he'll give
you his card if you want to call him later.
So yeah, he'll be there, he really is.

Speaker 5 (01:33:55):
I want to go to Vegas with them, Oh man,
I don't know if you'd be able to.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
I'm thinking might be.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
Yeah, I think he'd be worn out.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
I'd have to catch up because he even though he's older,
I feel like he's he's he knows how to party
in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
He's a work hard, play hard type of guy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
Yeah, right, drink your electrolytes and buckle up.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Like that's just go on a T shirt. Yeah, but
that is Friday, all right, So we'll see you at
the mcmanimon's Old Church and Pub in McMinnville, Wilsonville. Did
I say, yes?

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
He did. He's got a one more day to promote this.
It's gonna then it's over.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
It is Wilsonville. Yeah, sorry about that. But it's right
off five five in Wilsonville, so you know you can't
miss it should be pretty easy to find.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
One vill you've seen them all.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Six to ten am. Everyone who shows up gets free bacon. Also,
everybody who shows up we'll get a little red raffle
ticket for your chance at a trip to Las Vegas
to see David Blaine, lots of the concert tickets to
give away, other surprises, and much much more. Right, McDean,
he's happy about.

Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
It, and he's going to be singing some songs and
bacon a beer so pretty love ballads.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Yeah, you're right all right, our dog. Thus your podcast
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