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Marcus is with us, Churts with us. Yeah, it we
were off the air just talking about fall. I just
started following this TikTok account that talks about the whole
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thing is It points out movies that were sold as
true stories but are actually bullshit. And it's really great
because it's like the first one I saw was about Rudy.
He goes Rudy Rudiger was an asshole. That's like how
he started the TikTok off. And then he goes on
and he talks about like, yeah, a lot of people
talk about this. The story is mostly fabricated or extremely exaggerated.
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For example, like the guy claimed in the TikTok that
his family was actually super supportive the whole time, that
they actually carried him off the field. As a joke.
Oh that's what Joe Montana apparently said, because he was
on the team at the time.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh he was. Yeah, I didn't know that. Uh. I
mean that's that's especially sad, Like it's if you're carrying
the guy off as a joke. I mean that, that's
almost like a giant middle finger.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Also, I keep thinking about that he really was Joe
Montana really was on the team.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
How did he not get the movie because his I mean,
because amazing.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yeah, but he was amazing to begin with, So why
give him a movie? Like you want the underdog story?
Speaker 7 (01:33):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
I suppose you're right, but I would have upstaged Rudy. Yeah,
and it would have been like, oh, well, Joe Montana's
in it.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
But the guy says that, you know, the family was
really supportive, the brother and the family. I guess we're
all really upset how the brother was portrayed.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
They say that it just it was mostly just fabricated.
I guess the guy it was.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
They the guy claimed that Rudy was friends with somebody
who also who knew somebody in Hollywood, and he was relentless,
like he never shut up about make a movie about me,
Make a move about me. He eventually did it wow.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
And it sold well. I just want to know. Also,
how real is the stuff with him and the janitor
Like I used to play.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
For the team, That character and all the stuff does
not exist in real life.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
See that's ridiculous. That's like the whole basis of nothing nothing,
you don't even exist.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, apparently those aren't real. But that happens
a lot, you know, like they you know, the character
in Bohemian Rhapsody played by Mike Myers is like a
combination of five people from what I read.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
So they do it a lot.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah, the video Mark Wahlberg played the entire police staff.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, that person, that person and that movie does not
exist in real life.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
No, but three different people did part of that.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
And apparently that's one of those movies too, Because you're right,
they make it look like Mark Wahlberg solved the whole thing.
But I feel like and they were never in like
a big factory warehouse like that, like solving the crime
like in real time at.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
A certain point though, like you kind of have to
make those concess I agree.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I mean, common Deer a Costco take down a level,
But I do think like, you're right, you got to
modify the story a little bit to make it work,
to make it fit the screen, because sometimes true life
just is kind of.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
To make it financiallyable.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
It makes like two hours long.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, have you guys seen dumb money?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
It's about the it's about the it's really good, But
I guess there's parts of that that are just not true,
a little bit exaggerated and just too bad.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Because the story itself is enough, like if you would
just stay in its lane, but you seem to have
creative conversation.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, I think for like, you know, like the like
they'll combine a character into one person, or they'll they'll
take something out and modified just to speed it up
or make it look like it happened right away, but
it really took like two years.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Sure, unless instead of driving from point A to point B,
we'll do a high speed chase.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Right.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
That was not the biggest proponent of red tape here,
but I feel like if they're gonna bill it as
based on a true story, it should have to have
a documentary that follows it, that tells the actual story,
or else you can't say that ship like come on,
because you know the rudy thing.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I'm I'm hurt, Like that's one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I love that movie.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I know, dude.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
The other thing that I'll tell you that pains me
to say, but I happen to have heard this from
multiple people. Joe Montana is actually an asshole. Like it's
very possible that them backing him off the field was
just an ultimate asshole move. I I know a guy
that used to manage the Starbucks that was in Joe
Montana's neighborhood, and he said to me directly, the guy
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is nice to me because I'm the manager and I
take care of him. He treats everybody else in that
Starbucks like.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It's so I to be nice, and people everyone would
remember that, you know how cool.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
He was, and everyone thought of him as like that
guy next door.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah right, your nickname is Joe Cool, Like you have
the opportunity and your your real name is Joe Montana.
You got the opportunity to be the most badass guy
in the world and treat everybody well. But he doesn't
do it, And I don't know, man, Like reality's falling
apart over here.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I'm having a real.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Tough time with this Rudy News.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, I did. I love this TikTok. It was just
saying this movie is bullshit and here's why, and then
they'll give you all the facts and it's it's pretty
interesting stuff. So I wish I remember the name, but
it'll come up again and I'll show it.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
But I do feel like it's a it's a motion picture,
it's not a documentary, so you have to assume that
parts of it are going to be inaccurate.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Right. It's just such an ambiguous line to say based
on a true story like that doesn't say this is
a true story.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
How far can you go until you have to say
inspired by true events, because that's a little different than
a true story because it's like some of this has happened,
but a lot of it didn't.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
And I feel like it should be like it has
to be authentic, just the same thing as like a
liquor has to be made in a certain region or
has to have a certain amount of true agave. If
it's going to be true, it needs to be sixty
two percent true.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Another movie something, Yeah, I agree with you. Another movie
that he pointed out was that I can't remember the
name of it, but it's the movie where the little
girl flies a little hang glider and she makes the
ducks follow her to get them more than they need
to go.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Marcus still far away home or fly away Home.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Apparently, that's total bullshit. That little girl, they say it,
they say, it's a real movie, a true story, but
that little girl apparently doesn't exist, not a real person.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
What happened was one guy kind of did something like
this a long time ago, and he did the same
thing Rudy did. He was relentless about it.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
He made a movie happen. Why don't we know we
why don't we know people well? And just no, honestly,
we have this crazy radio movie. At the end, we
saved that whole house of burning kids. You don't remember that,
I mean, whether it happened or not read it, because
even the movie private parts with Howard Stern, Sure it's
it's there's part like in real life they called pig vomit,
pig virus right right, yes, And then like there's a
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lot of things in the movie, it just didn't happen
that exact way. They sped things up.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Some ye, some stuff for legal reasons. I think that
the pig vomited pig virus thing. I think that was
for legal purposes.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, they didn't want to get suit.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
They didn't want to do it.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I on the rights to pig virus.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, right, they didn't want to fully identify one guy.
But but yeah, they do that a lot of that
stuff just sometimes for legal purposes and y sometimes just
to make the story better.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Yeah, dude, I feel like next you guys are gonna
tell me O, guns not real.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Now you're good on that one.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So yeah, it's a really fun TikTok. I've been lately
focusing I don't know how you your guys algorithm looks, sorry,
but I've been focusing on like funny things, comedy and
and movie stuff. I love behind the scenes movie news,
like did you know this movie almost didn't get made
because there was a fight, or you know, did you
know this actor broke his leg during doing the scene.
I love that ship.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
The thing that drives me crazy about the algorithms, though,
is it is so easy to turn the ship like this,
like it's one or.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Two likes, especially.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Seconds.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, so like you know, I'll get high and start,
you know, get on Instagram or whatever. He started to
going through the reels or the tiktoks or whatever, and yeah,
I'll be watching something. It will be like an ADHD video.
I'll be waiting for the punchline. I realized, Oh no,
this isn't actually an eighty h it's not that funny.
It's just an ADHD video. And now all like nothing
but adyhg D videos because I stayed on that one
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video too long.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, I like one dance video and it's just nothing
but shitty dances for four hours.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Or there's that one kid in with the glasses who
went to prison and he does the he does the
interviews with the people who've been to prison and the guards,
and I've done the same thing. I've watched too much
of one. And then you know, like you all of
a sudden you see an ex guard talking about pedophiles
getting milk thrown on him, and all this sudden like how.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Did I even get your.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
I did not search up any of this, but you
linger too long.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
There's a suggestion for him and their stupid ass algorithm.
When I'm shopping, especially like around Christmas, and it starts
showing me all the ads of stuff I'm looking for.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I get it, but.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Can you put something in the algorithm that lets the
goddamn computer.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Robot know that I bought it already?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yes, I hate that.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Yeah, you want to buy advertisements for a fucking hydroflask
I bought yesterday.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Boys, dude, it happens all the time. And I don't
know why. I just bought a new PC and it
was I was setting it up and it was asking
me all these things like do you want to tell
it monitor you to make your experience better for your
ads and all this shit, and I was first saying no,
but I was like, maybe I do want that, because
I I uh to make the ad better for you,
make the added bed I just bought that. Please don't
do that, Let's do something else. But I did click
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those boxes.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
You naturally want to say no, you can't be staring
at my stuff, but it does.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
They ask a lot of questions like can we can
we have access to your camera roll? Can we have
access to all your files? Can we have access to
all this? And I'm like no at first, like who
is we's all the questions and then you say note
everything and then it says, sorry, you can't use this
app unless you say yes.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
All that shit, I'm worried, like, is my kid's face
going to end up on a thermos? And guag like,
where are my picture is gonna go?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I gave in. I gave into the Microsoft man.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah, eventually they can they take it all. Anyway, it's
a lot, alright.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
What else? There's a bunch of stuff we didn't talk
about today even know I'm looking at the list. You
we got to a lot of it. There's a hiker
that survived for thirteen days on granola bars. I think
I could totally do that.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
That's actually pretty plush compared to what you could be
doing berries And it's like grubbing.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
On urine bag full of granola bars thirteen days, I
mean long day.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, you go to Costco before you went hiking.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
You can survive on water and salt. You're not gonna
function very well. Yeah, as long as you have electro lights.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, don't want to hear about it.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Like, the type of stuff that I'm interested in is
people who have gotten like stranded in their cars and
survived on ketchup packets for two weeks.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
You know, Yeah that's happened. That's wild stuffed too. What's up?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
And Polly walnuts got him and Christopher got stuff. Oh
that's right, that's right, you tugging to catch up packets?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Maybe that's what I'm remembering, Like it's that's.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
A real store.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
It's an episode of Soprano Branos. And now that you
say it, I'm like, I don't know if it happened
in real life. I think it might have just happened there.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I don't remember exactly what happened. I think they were
trying to bury a body or dig a body up
or something, but they ended up getting stuck out in
the cold forest and they had to like stay in
a broken down van and they were sharing ketchup packets
for food. It's one of the best Christopher was. You
go more fucking ketchup packets.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Christopher was good on the show, like he was a
highly talented but always wanted him dead. It's just like
Tony get rid of him.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, well he took care of it, Yeah he did.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
No spoiler alert, Wow, I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Are you serious? All right?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
The thing was h yes, I have not seen it.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
She hasn't seen anything. You've blown away?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Well, I thought the Sopranos you'd seen what we mentioned.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
We mentioned Jurassic Park. One you said a quote from.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okay, but I don't know every line.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
It's one of the most famous lines. I said one
of my classes, How can affordable classes? Reference to what?
Speaker 5 (11:33):
He was actually looking for his glasses? And she just nothing?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah, newman, newman, Newman.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
We got talson over here. Don't get me start because
I'll started in the classic unlocked away and I'll do
Jurassic Park A hold on your butts?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
So what else do we go to talking about? Today? Uh?
We talked about reasons not to call nine one one
don't call if you get My favorite one was someone
called police because they didn't recoonize somebody on the friends list.
That's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Who is Jody? I don't know a Jody.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Yeah, it's gotta be the Old Factor because they're just,
oh my god, someone's spying on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Also on the live show this morning, you can go
and check out the full podcast if you missed it,
But we talked about silly turn offs. Laura matched to
some guy on bumble and they were talking for a
couple of days, three or four days, and all of
a sudden he unmatched her because he asked her what
she was reading, and she replied with smut, which was true.
I thought at first maybe it was like a sarcastic
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joke that she'd say.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
No.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
I told him the title of the book, It's American Queen.
It's part of a trilogy.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Are you gonna read all three?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Maybe? Depending on how the first one.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Goes, depends on I follows the reason.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, but yeah, I was like, I'm come on now.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Which is kind of a silly reason. Unmatched somebody. But
he sounded kind of pretentious anyway, And as soon as
she said smut, he just didn't even say anything. He
just unmatched her.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah, I mean at least asked the follow up question,
what kind of smut?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
How hard are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
How often do you read this stuff?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
What's the most hardcore thing that's happened in his books before?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Honestly, it's kind of questionable. I feel weird saying it.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
It's a rape scene, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
No, it wasn't rape.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
It was The story is about a sixteen year old
girl who's like the granddaughter of the vice president or
something I don't know, and she falls in love with
this twenty six.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Year old guy totally your watch.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
The whole thing is like she's you're reading underage and pedophilia.
So right now they've only like whoa kind of I
didn't unmatched.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
The title of the book is like what, oh my.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
So so it's just like a little crush right now.
And I can tell where it's going. He's in the army,
He's going to be away for a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Sounds very close to home.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, right, kind of.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
He's going to be away for a couple of years,
he's gonna turn eighteen, he's gonna come back, and shit's
gonna get real weird.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I have a.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Feeling this book that's why we're going. But I mean,
I don't know if you've got guys, have ever read
like erotic?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I've read zero. I've had books where there's a sex scene,
but it's usually like just really quick, I got a movie.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Nah, this is it's very detailed.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
So it's crazy.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
My wife will be listening to her audio books when
she's doing her art in her studio, and I'll be
up here listening to one of mine in the man room,
you know, playing video games or whatever. And the juxtaposition
between the two different sex scenes, like I'm listening listening
to like a spy novel about a CIA guy who's
in operations, and she's listening to some trilogy like Laura
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Is and the descriptions you guys make me squirm. It's
so crazy how descriptive they are. And then I get
up here there's a sex scene in my book and
the guy's like, he took off her shirt and it
was time to get it on chapter nine and that's like,
that's all you can't.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Yeah, you got a lot of petting the other one.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I don't need a lot of sex scenes in books especially.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
But I think the fun of it is like with books,
your imagination runs wild, right, so it's like they like
they're just like turned on sometimes.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Yeah, I wouldn't read it if you weren't. This is
basically like the Little House on the Prairie version of
porn Hub. Totally like one, I mean, which it's kind
of funny.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
To read what you want to read. Yeah, who gives
a ship and the fat.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Guy apparently this guy named Jason and he's a tumble
to get that dude.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, he was anybody.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
He was overly artsy. He was going to judge you
in secret.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah, totally it's like, you know, like the mom from Beetlejuice,
Those people really do exist and they suck.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
The dude probably had a beret. You're lucky.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Uh So what were some of the other weird turnoffs?
I'm wondering where the conversation went from there because mine
definitely have one.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yes, and I'd love to hear yours in court. It's
mine was. I don't like thin eyebrows, when girls pluck
their eyebrows to thin, or like Mike's girlfriend shaved them
off completely and then tattooed them on. Yeah, they look atrocious.
Uh Marcus, what is your simple, silly thing that that
turns you off?
Speaker 6 (16:12):
So simple? And I'm so glad that I'm not in
like the dating market anymore, because I would I would
have wiped so many players off the board with this.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
But those slides.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
I can't stand when I see people walking around in
slides and this is.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
You're talking guys.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
You're talking about like soccer flops.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Yeah, exactly, those ones that just and they you don't
wear them around like shopping at the store. It's just
a house shoe to me, yes, And I hate seeing
it out in public.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
That's fair.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
So you'd shut someone down over having the old click
clackers in public.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
If like, if we're getting ready to go to the
store and you know, we've been dating a few weeks
and you slide on some croc looking slides, I'm out.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I'm sorry, you can't do it.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I just thought of another one that I don't like
is uh when girls put too much gel in their
hair and it gives them that ram and noodle look.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
M m oh yeah, that's very very nineties whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Some people still do it.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
I feel the same way about men with gel in
their hair, Like if it's like, so christ is so
much gel, it's like.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Hard or you feel like do you feel like an
action figure?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, there's palmade for that.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
You know, well, there there is. It's even there's other stuff.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Now.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
I use this stuff. It's basically like a dust and
you you it was an Instagram thing years ago. But
you just sprinkle the dust on your hand and put
it in your hair that is cocaine, and then and
then it holds in a dry look.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I say, interesting, I've never heard of that before. That's interesting.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I used palmade just a little bit of it, put
it in my stupid curly hair, and it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
And it'll that'll help straighten it out too.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Sorry, go ahead to Marcus and we'll go to court.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
I used to use the palmade when I was selling
cars because I had to do my hair every day.
I fucking hated it, but uh, I realized it was
getting rainy and I needed some hair spray. I realized
that you can't mix hairspray and palmade like it bumped,
it balled up in like little droplets the hair spray,
and it froze like that on my hair, so it
looked like I got snowed on.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
It's like when you put it's like when you put
powder in milk and it just chunks up a little bit. Yes, yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
That's what I use. Tribal chimp hair powder, tribal chip, tribal.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Tribal chim, tribal chi interesting.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Yeah, And it honestly looks like you're pouring dandriff in
your hand, but it goes away when you rub it
in core.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
What about You've been married for a long time, but
is there something that you see on maybe your wife
or somebody else. It just turns you off, and you
know it's silly, but it still turns off.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Anytime I see like the too much makeup, like when
you can see the whatever.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
The face, Yeah, the texture of the moon.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah yeah, it's almost like the TV face, like when
you see the like the TV reporters and stuff like that,
where you have that really thick makeup on it, and
if you see it in real life and if you
can see a line around the chins, like the word
when the makeup stops, that's off.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
And I've dated a couple of girls like that where
you go into hug them and they paint your shoulder
to make it. It drives me crazy and I feel.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Like, no matter their age, it's kind of like a
lack of like makeup etiquette, you know, because I even't
remember when I first started dating my I like I
saw I saw what I felt was too much makeup
one time, and I probably was not appreciated, but said,
I was like, you know, you're pretty enough not to
wear that much makeup. And I don't think she I
ever saw that texture on her face again, because it's like,
you know, you're like panicking. You just keep applying. It's
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kind of like what we keep adding gel because the
hair won't do it, Like if you just take it back.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I look like a twenties wore.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Well.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yeah, anytime anything that makes you look too fake kind
of drives me crazy. The big eyelashes, the big eyebrows,
that was the thing for a little while where it
looked like sharp beat on. Yeah, I mean that. I
forget the name of the girl that used to come
in and work with you guys know before her cold
Kelsey did that, or she just had like the thick
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like like a Marker Ivory.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I told her she looked like on Armenian Pig Farmers,
which has because she's still on our Instagram and she
still has there. She actually keeps riding me once in
a while because she wants to come back. That's adorable.
But she was she's doing her thing in La. But
but yeah, she had big, thick eyebrows and they were
they were They didn't used to be like that when
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we first met her. And one day she came in
and they were like that, and I told her it
doesn't look good, and she's she just kept doing it.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
It's crazy, like she had blonde hair, but her eyebrows
were brown, like thick and brown.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I did have brown pigs.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
I definitely went through a face because I had blonde
slash silver hair for a while, and I like, my
eyebrows are brown, and I just kept doing them like
I do them. But everyone knew that my hair color
was not my natural hair color. So it's like, I'm
not going to bleach my eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Some old photos of Laura and she's got that silver
like like like X Men storm hair.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Yeah, right you and.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
It looks cool, but it's just it is not what
we're used to, what I'm used to. It's like you
see me with a beard now.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
But you weren't adding to your eyebrows because like this girl,
her her eyebrows looked like Burt from Burt Nernie, like
just a line like I do think black line.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Yeah, well I do think it's easy to get carried
away because I talk about this all the time. How
these brows they they're not real like.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
I see they look from here.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Yeah, well, because I have I have eyebrows, but they're
not this thick and they're not this shape.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Okay, you know.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I can see is it the skin that's dark?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, So I mean like.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I see it, but it's so subtle.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
Right, So it's like I feel like I wouldn't even
know after a while, people I think, like eyebrow blindness,
they just like they keep drawing the mom and they
don't realize, Oh when it rains, when I sweat, those
things just wipe right off. When I'm one of those
girls who like, don't take her swimming on the first
day because my eyebrows will just rub right off.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I thought they would make them and other people some
sort of resistance.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
No, I mean, but that's why people get them tattooed
and and I won't because I don't like the way
it looks.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I learned that lesson because you know when I shaved
off my eyebrow before Christmas and Amy fixed it with
the same that you use one shower and it was
gone again. It was like.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I need you.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
The best part is when we couldn't find the pencil
when we went to my nine year old's like Claire's of.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Whatever works, man got done. So yeah, those are just
the silly things that that that turned people off. There
were some really funny ones that we got.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
A gummy smile.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
There was I think even a couple I didn't read.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
What did somebody say, Ah, what are the funnier ones today?
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Courts panicking this one's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
My pettious as a gay man is long hair, especially
if it's greasy.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Yeah, I think that's everybody.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
I love long long hair period. I don't care if
it's clean or dirty. I don't not a fan.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Fair enough a man bun douhey, little man's fine.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Some people love it.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, I have a meeting. You guys have a meeting.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
That's more passive way of saying, shut it down.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I'm gonna go let them know that we're gonna be
a little late.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
All right, we are done. We will see you tomorrow.
It's gonna be a Friday show, so we'll have one
more pair of tickets to see Deftones will play that
new game called Tone Deaf Karaoke for Deftones tickets. Yeah,
at seven thirty in the morning. Uh, and yeah, I
have a bunch of more Shenanigan's going on tomorrow, so
just being born. Check it out. Marcus, thanks for joining
us today. We will see you next week, my brother. Oh,
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by the way, are you still doing your podcast? Do
we want to plug that or so you're just doing nothing?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Well, I mean I'm doing I have two podcasts that
I do for for fleets that are, you know, custom
and made directly for them, which.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
You talking about your Man Room podcast.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Oh no, no, I'm not doing that. I had to
give that up.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
No free lancing policy here at the at the job
I work for, and I don't think they'd be happy
about some of the stuff I said on there anyway.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
So we're familiar with the no free lancing policy.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Yeah, all right, I'll have one soon here. That's that
we're kicking off in the next couple of months. You
guys can plug.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
It'll be for.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Everybody, all right, my friend, Well, we'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
By you've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine that dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
What's up, kiddos. Thanks for checking out Tanner to and
Laura's Donkey Show PODCASTO heard online at one five nine,
the brew dot Com, the iHeartRadio app, or wherever you
check out podcast. I'm Tanner, Drew's here, Laura's here, bus Res,
Marcus is with us, Churts with us. Yeah, it we
were off the air just talking about fall. I just
started following this TikTok account that talks about the whole
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thing is It points out movies that were sold as
true stories but are actually bullshit. And it's really great
because it's like the first one I saw was about Rudy.
He goes Rudy Rudiger was an asshole. That's like how
he started the TikTok off. And then he goes on
and he talks about like, yeah, a lot of people
talk about this. The story is mostly fabricated or extremely exaggerated.
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For example, like the guy claimed in the TikTok that
his family was actually super supportive the whole time, that
they actually carried him off the field. As a joke.
Oh that's what Joe Montana apparently said, because he was
on the team at the time.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh he was. Yeah, I didn't know that. Uh. I
mean that's that's especially sad, Like it's if you're carrying
the guy off as a joke. I mean that, that's
almost like a giant middle finger.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Also, I keep thinking about that he really was Joe
Montana really was on the team.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
How did he not get the movie because his I mean,
because amazing.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yeah, but he was amazing to begin with, So why
give him a movie? Like you want the underdog story?
Speaker 7 (01:33):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
I suppose you're right, but I would have upstaged Rudy. Yeah,
and it would have been like, oh, well, Joe Montana's
in it.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
But the guy says that, you know, the family was
really supportive, the brother and the family. I guess we're
all really upset how the brother was portrayed.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
They say that it just it was mostly just fabricated.
I guess the guy it was.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
They the guy claimed that Rudy was friends with somebody
who also who knew somebody in Hollywood, and he was relentless,
like he never shut up about make a movie about me,
Make a move about me. He eventually did it wow.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
And it sold well. I just want to know. Also,
how real is the stuff with him and the janitor
Like I used to play.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
For the team, That character and all the stuff does
not exist in real life.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
See that's ridiculous. That's like the whole basis of nothing nothing,
you don't even exist.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, apparently those aren't real. But that happens
a lot, you know, like they you know, the character
in Bohemian Rhapsody played by Mike Myers is like a
combination of five people from what I read.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
So they do it a lot.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah, the video Mark Wahlberg played the entire police staff.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, that person, that person and that movie does not
exist in real life.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
No, but three different people did part of that.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
And apparently that's one of those movies too, Because you're right,
they make it look like Mark Wahlberg solved the whole thing.
But I feel like and they were never in like
a big factory warehouse like that, like solving the crime
like in real time at.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
A certain point though, like you kind of have to
make those concess I agree.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I mean, common Deer a Costco take down a level,
But I do think like, you're right, you got to
modify the story a little bit to make it work,
to make it fit the screen, because sometimes true life
just is kind of.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
To make it financiallyable.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
It makes like two hours long.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, have you guys seen dumb money?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
It's about the it's about the it's really good, But
I guess there's parts of that that are just not true,
a little bit exaggerated and just too bad.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Because the story itself is enough, like if you would
just stay in its lane, but you seem to have
creative conversation.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, I think for like, you know, like the like
they'll combine a character into one person, or they'll they'll
take something out and modified just to speed it up
or make it look like it happened right away, but
it really took like two years.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Sure, unless instead of driving from point A to point B,
we'll do a high speed chase.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Right.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
That was not the biggest proponent of red tape here,
but I feel like if they're gonna bill it as
based on a true story, it should have to have
a documentary that follows it, that tells the actual story,
or else you can't say that ship like come on,
because you know the rudy thing.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I'm I'm hurt, Like that's one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I love that movie.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I know, dude.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
The other thing that I'll tell you that pains me
to say, but I happen to have heard this from
multiple people. Joe Montana is actually an asshole. Like it's
very possible that them backing him off the field was
just an ultimate asshole move. I I know a guy
that used to manage the Starbucks that was in Joe
Montana's neighborhood, and he said to me directly, the guy
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is nice to me because I'm the manager and I
take care of him. He treats everybody else in that
Starbucks like.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It's so I to be nice, and people everyone would
remember that, you know how cool.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
He was, and everyone thought of him as like that
guy next door.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah right, your nickname is Joe Cool, Like you have
the opportunity and your your real name is Joe Montana.
You got the opportunity to be the most badass guy
in the world and treat everybody well. But he doesn't
do it, And I don't know, man, Like reality's falling
apart over here.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I'm having a real.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Tough time with this Rudy News.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, I did. I love this TikTok. It was just
saying this movie is bullshit and here's why, and then
they'll give you all the facts and it's it's pretty
interesting stuff. So I wish I remember the name, but
it'll come up again and I'll show it.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
But I do feel like it's a it's a motion picture,
it's not a documentary, so you have to assume that
parts of it are going to be inaccurate.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Right. It's just such an ambiguous line to say based
on a true story like that doesn't say this is
a true story.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
How far can you go until you have to say
inspired by true events, because that's a little different than
a true story because it's like some of this has happened,
but a lot of it didn't.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
And I feel like it should be like it has
to be authentic, just the same thing as like a
liquor has to be made in a certain region or
has to have a certain amount of true agave. If
it's going to be true, it needs to be sixty
two percent true.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Another movie something, Yeah, I agree with you. Another movie
that he pointed out was that I can't remember the
name of it, but it's the movie where the little
girl flies a little hang glider and she makes the
ducks follow her to get them more than they need
to go.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Marcus still far away home or fly away Home.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Apparently, that's total bullshit. That little girl, they say it,
they say, it's a real movie, a true story, but
that little girl apparently doesn't exist, not a real person.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
What happened was one guy kind of did something like
this a long time ago, and he did the same
thing Rudy did. He was relentless about it.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
He made a movie happen. Why don't we know we
why don't we know people well? And just no, honestly,
we have this crazy radio movie. At the end, we
saved that whole house of burning kids. You don't remember that,
I mean, whether it happened or not read it, because
even the movie private parts with Howard Stern, Sure it's
it's there's part like in real life they called pig vomit,
pig virus right right, yes, And then like there's a
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lot of things in the movie, it just didn't happen
that exact way. They sped things up.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Some ye, some stuff for legal reasons. I think that
the pig vomited pig virus thing. I think that was
for legal purposes.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, they didn't want to get suit.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
They didn't want to do it.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I on the rights to pig virus.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, right, they didn't want to fully identify one guy.
But but yeah, they do that a lot of that
stuff just sometimes for legal purposes and y sometimes just
to make the story better.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Yeah, dude, I feel like next you guys are gonna
tell me O, guns not real.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Now you're good on that one.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So yeah, it's a really fun TikTok. I've been lately
focusing I don't know how you your guys algorithm looks, sorry,
but I've been focusing on like funny things, comedy and
and movie stuff. I love behind the scenes movie news,
like did you know this movie almost didn't get made
because there was a fight, or you know, did you
know this actor broke his leg during doing the scene.
I love that ship.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
The thing that drives me crazy about the algorithms, though,
is it is so easy to turn the ship like this,
like it's one or.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Two likes, especially.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Seconds.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, so like you know, I'll get high and start,
you know, get on Instagram or whatever. He started to
going through the reels or the tiktoks or whatever, and yeah,
I'll be watching something. It will be like an ADHD video.
I'll be waiting for the punchline. I realized, Oh no,
this isn't actually an eighty h it's not that funny.
It's just an ADHD video. And now all like nothing
but adyhg D videos because I stayed on that one
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video too long.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, I like one dance video and it's just nothing
but shitty dances for four hours.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Or there's that one kid in with the glasses who
went to prison and he does the he does the
interviews with the people who've been to prison and the guards,
and I've done the same thing. I've watched too much
of one. And then you know, like you all of
a sudden you see an ex guard talking about pedophiles
getting milk thrown on him, and all this sudden like how.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Did I even get your.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
I did not search up any of this, but you
linger too long.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
There's a suggestion for him and their stupid ass algorithm.
When I'm shopping, especially like around Christmas, and it starts
showing me all the ads of stuff I'm looking for.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I get it, but.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Can you put something in the algorithm that lets the
goddamn computer.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Robot know that I bought it already?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yes, I hate that.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Yeah, you want to buy advertisements for a fucking hydroflask
I bought yesterday.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Boys, dude, it happens all the time. And I don't
know why. I just bought a new PC and it
was I was setting it up and it was asking
me all these things like do you want to tell
it monitor you to make your experience better for your
ads and all this shit, and I was first saying no,
but I was like, maybe I do want that, because
I I uh to make the ad better for you,
make the added bed I just bought that. Please don't
do that, Let's do something else. But I did click
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those boxes.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
You naturally want to say no, you can't be staring
at my stuff, but it does.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
They ask a lot of questions like can we can
we have access to your camera roll? Can we have
access to all your files? Can we have access to
all this? And I'm like no at first, like who
is we's all the questions and then you say note
everything and then it says, sorry, you can't use this
app unless you say yes.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
All that shit, I'm worried, like, is my kid's face
going to end up on a thermos? And guag like,
where are my picture is gonna go?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I gave in. I gave into the Microsoft man.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah, eventually they can they take it all. Anyway, it's
a lot, alright.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
What else? There's a bunch of stuff we didn't talk
about today even know I'm looking at the list. You
we got to a lot of it. There's a hiker
that survived for thirteen days on granola bars. I think
I could totally do that.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
That's actually pretty plush compared to what you could be
doing berries And it's like grubbing.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
On urine bag full of granola bars thirteen days, I
mean long day.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, you go to Costco before you went hiking.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
You can survive on water and salt. You're not gonna
function very well. Yeah, as long as you have electro lights.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, don't want to hear about it.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Like, the type of stuff that I'm interested in is
people who have gotten like stranded in their cars and
survived on ketchup packets for two weeks.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
You know, Yeah that's happened. That's wild stuffed too. What's up?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
And Polly walnuts got him and Christopher got stuff. Oh
that's right, that's right, you tugging to catch up packets?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Maybe that's what I'm remembering, Like it's that's.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
A real store.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
It's an episode of Soprano Branos. And now that you
say it, I'm like, I don't know if it happened
in real life. I think it might have just happened there.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I don't remember exactly what happened. I think they were
trying to bury a body or dig a body up
or something, but they ended up getting stuck out in
the cold forest and they had to like stay in
a broken down van and they were sharing ketchup packets
for food. It's one of the best Christopher was. You
go more fucking ketchup packets.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Christopher was good on the show, like he was a
highly talented but always wanted him dead. It's just like
Tony get rid of him.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, well he took care of it, Yeah he did.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
No spoiler alert, Wow, I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Are you serious? All right?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
The thing was h yes, I have not seen it.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
She hasn't seen anything. You've blown away?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Well, I thought the Sopranos you'd seen what we mentioned.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
We mentioned Jurassic Park. One you said a quote from.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okay, but I don't know every line.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
It's one of the most famous lines. I said one
of my classes, How can affordable classes? Reference to what?
Speaker 5 (11:33):
He was actually looking for his glasses? And she just nothing?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah, newman, newman, Newman.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
We got talson over here. Don't get me start because
I'll started in the classic unlocked away and I'll do
Jurassic Park A hold on your butts?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
So what else do we go to talking about? Today? Uh?
We talked about reasons not to call nine one one
don't call if you get My favorite one was someone
called police because they didn't recoonize somebody on the friends list.
That's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Who is Jody? I don't know a Jody.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Yeah, it's gotta be the Old Factor because they're just,
oh my god, someone's spying on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Also on the live show this morning, you can go
and check out the full podcast if you missed it,
But we talked about silly turn offs. Laura matched to
some guy on bumble and they were talking for a
couple of days, three or four days, and all of
a sudden he unmatched her because he asked her what
she was reading, and she replied with smut, which was true.
I thought at first maybe it was like a sarcastic
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joke that she'd say.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
No.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
I told him the title of the book, It's American Queen.
It's part of a trilogy.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Are you gonna read all three?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Maybe? Depending on how the first one.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Goes, depends on I follows the reason.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, but yeah, I was like, I'm come on now.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Which is kind of a silly reason. Unmatched somebody. But
he sounded kind of pretentious anyway, And as soon as
she said smut, he just didn't even say anything. He
just unmatched her.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah, I mean at least asked the follow up question,
what kind of smut?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
How hard are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
How often do you read this stuff?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
What's the most hardcore thing that's happened in his books before?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Honestly, it's kind of questionable. I feel weird saying it.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
It's a rape scene, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
No, it wasn't rape.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
It was The story is about a sixteen year old
girl who's like the granddaughter of the vice president or
something I don't know, and she falls in love with
this twenty six.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Year old guy totally your watch.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
The whole thing is like she's you're reading underage and pedophilia.
So right now they've only like whoa kind of I
didn't unmatched.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
The title of the book is like what, oh my.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
So so it's just like a little crush right now.
And I can tell where it's going. He's in the army,
He's going to be away for a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Sounds very close to home.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, right, kind of.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
He's going to be away for a couple of years,
he's gonna turn eighteen, he's gonna come back, and shit's
gonna get real weird.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I have a.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Feeling this book that's why we're going. But I mean,
I don't know if you've got guys, have ever read
like erotic?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I've read zero. I've had books where there's a sex scene,
but it's usually like just really quick, I got a movie.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Nah, this is it's very detailed.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
So it's crazy.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
My wife will be listening to her audio books when
she's doing her art in her studio, and I'll be
up here listening to one of mine in the man room,
you know, playing video games or whatever. And the juxtaposition
between the two different sex scenes, like I'm listening listening
to like a spy novel about a CIA guy who's
in operations, and she's listening to some trilogy like Laura
(14:42):
Is and the descriptions you guys make me squirm. It's
so crazy how descriptive they are. And then I get
up here there's a sex scene in my book and
the guy's like, he took off her shirt and it
was time to get it on chapter nine and that's like,
that's all you can't.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Yeah, you got a lot of petting the other one.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I don't need a lot of sex scenes in books especially.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
But I think the fun of it is like with books,
your imagination runs wild, right, so it's like they like
they're just like turned on sometimes.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Yeah, I wouldn't read it if you weren't. This is
basically like the Little House on the Prairie version of
porn Hub. Totally like one, I mean, which it's kind
of funny.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
To read what you want to read. Yeah, who gives
a ship and the fat.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Guy apparently this guy named Jason and he's a tumble
to get that dude.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, he was anybody.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
He was overly artsy. He was going to judge you
in secret.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah, totally it's like, you know, like the mom from Beetlejuice,
Those people really do exist and they suck.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
The dude probably had a beret. You're lucky.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Uh So what were some of the other weird turnoffs?
I'm wondering where the conversation went from there because mine
definitely have one.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yes, and I'd love to hear yours in court. It's
mine was. I don't like thin eyebrows, when girls pluck
their eyebrows to thin, or like Mike's girlfriend shaved them
off completely and then tattooed them on. Yeah, they look atrocious.
Uh Marcus, what is your simple, silly thing that that
turns you off?
Speaker 6 (16:12):
So simple? And I'm so glad that I'm not in
like the dating market anymore, because I would I would
have wiped so many players off the board with this.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
But those slides.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
I can't stand when I see people walking around in
slides and this is.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
You're talking guys.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
You're talking about like soccer flops.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Yeah, exactly, those ones that just and they you don't
wear them around like shopping at the store. It's just
a house shoe to me, yes, And I hate seeing
it out in public.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
That's fair.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
So you'd shut someone down over having the old click
clackers in public.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
If like, if we're getting ready to go to the
store and you know, we've been dating a few weeks
and you slide on some croc looking slides, I'm out.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I'm sorry, you can't do it.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I just thought of another one that I don't like
is uh when girls put too much gel in their
hair and it gives them that ram and noodle look.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
M m oh yeah, that's very very nineties whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Some people still do it.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
I feel the same way about men with gel in
their hair, Like if it's like, so christ is so
much gel, it's like.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Hard or you feel like do you feel like an
action figure?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, there's palmade for that.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
You know, well, there there is. It's even there's other stuff.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Now.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
I use this stuff. It's basically like a dust and
you you it was an Instagram thing years ago. But
you just sprinkle the dust on your hand and put
it in your hair that is cocaine, and then and
then it holds in a dry look.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I say, interesting, I've never heard of that before. That's interesting.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I used palmade just a little bit of it, put
it in my stupid curly hair, and it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
And it'll that'll help straighten it out too.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Sorry, go ahead to Marcus and we'll go to court.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
I used to use the palmade when I was selling
cars because I had to do my hair every day.
I fucking hated it, but uh, I realized it was
getting rainy and I needed some hair spray. I realized
that you can't mix hairspray and palmade like it bumped,
it balled up in like little droplets the hair spray,
and it froze like that on my hair, so it
looked like I got snowed on.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
It's like when you put it's like when you put
powder in milk and it just chunks up a little bit. Yes, yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
That's what I use. Tribal chimp hair powder, tribal chip, tribal.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Tribal chim, tribal chi interesting.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Yeah, And it honestly looks like you're pouring dandriff in
your hand, but it goes away when you rub it
in core.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
What about You've been married for a long time, but
is there something that you see on maybe your wife
or somebody else. It just turns you off, and you
know it's silly, but it still turns off.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Anytime I see like the too much makeup, like when
you can see the whatever.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
The face, Yeah, the texture of the moon.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah yeah, it's almost like the TV face, like when
you see the like the TV reporters and stuff like that,
where you have that really thick makeup on it, and
if you see it in real life and if you
can see a line around the chins, like the word
when the makeup stops, that's off.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
And I've dated a couple of girls like that where
you go into hug them and they paint your shoulder
to make it. It drives me crazy and I feel.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Like, no matter their age, it's kind of like a
lack of like makeup etiquette, you know, because I even't
remember when I first started dating my I like I
saw I saw what I felt was too much makeup
one time, and I probably was not appreciated, but said,
I was like, you know, you're pretty enough not to
wear that much makeup. And I don't think she I
ever saw that texture on her face again, because it's like,
you know, you're like panicking. You just keep applying. It's
(19:15):
kind of like what we keep adding gel because the
hair won't do it, Like if you just take it back.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I look like a twenties wore.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Well.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yeah, anytime anything that makes you look too fake kind
of drives me crazy. The big eyelashes, the big eyebrows,
that was the thing for a little while where it
looked like sharp beat on. Yeah, I mean that. I
forget the name of the girl that used to come
in and work with you guys know before her cold
Kelsey did that, or she just had like the thick
(19:44):
like like a Marker Ivory.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I told her she looked like on Armenian Pig Farmers,
which has because she's still on our Instagram and she
still has there. She actually keeps riding me once in
a while because she wants to come back. That's adorable.
But she was she's doing her thing in La. But
but yeah, she had big, thick eyebrows and they were
they were They didn't used to be like that when
(20:07):
we first met her. And one day she came in
and they were like that, and I told her it
doesn't look good, and she's she just kept doing it.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
It's crazy, like she had blonde hair, but her eyebrows
were brown, like thick and brown.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I did have brown pigs.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
I definitely went through a face because I had blonde
slash silver hair for a while, and I like, my
eyebrows are brown, and I just kept doing them like
I do them. But everyone knew that my hair color
was not my natural hair color. So it's like, I'm
not going to bleach my eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Some old photos of Laura and she's got that silver
like like like X Men storm hair.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Yeah, right you and.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
It looks cool, but it's just it is not what
we're used to, what I'm used to. It's like you
see me with a beard now.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
But you weren't adding to your eyebrows because like this girl,
her her eyebrows looked like Burt from Burt Nernie, like
just a line like I do think black line.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Yeah, well I do think it's easy to get carried
away because I talk about this all the time. How
these brows they they're not real like.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
I see they look from here.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Yeah, well, because I have I have eyebrows, but they're
not this thick and they're not this shape.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Okay, you know.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I can see is it the skin that's dark?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, So I mean like.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I see it, but it's so subtle.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
Right, So it's like I feel like I wouldn't even
know after a while, people I think, like eyebrow blindness,
they just like they keep drawing the mom and they
don't realize, Oh when it rains, when I sweat, those
things just wipe right off. When I'm one of those
girls who like, don't take her swimming on the first
day because my eyebrows will just rub right off.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I thought they would make them and other people some
sort of resistance.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
No, I mean, but that's why people get them tattooed
and and I won't because I don't like the way
it looks.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I learned that lesson because you know when I shaved
off my eyebrow before Christmas and Amy fixed it with
the same that you use one shower and it was
gone again. It was like.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I need you.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
The best part is when we couldn't find the pencil
when we went to my nine year old's like Claire's of.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Whatever works, man got done. So yeah, those are just
the silly things that that that turned people off. There
were some really funny ones that we got.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
A gummy smile.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
There was I think even a couple I didn't read.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
What did somebody say, Ah, what are the funnier ones today?
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Courts panicking this one's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
My pettious as a gay man is long hair, especially
if it's greasy.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Yeah, I think that's everybody.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
I love long long hair period. I don't care if
it's clean or dirty. I don't not a fan.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Fair enough a man bun douhey, little man's fine.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Some people love it.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, I have a meeting. You guys have a meeting.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
That's more passive way of saying, shut it down.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I'm gonna go let them know that we're gonna be
a little late.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
All right, we are done. We will see you tomorrow.
It's gonna be a Friday show, so we'll have one
more pair of tickets to see Deftones will play that
new game called Tone Deaf Karaoke for Deftones tickets. Yeah,
at seven thirty in the morning. Uh, and yeah, I
have a bunch of more Shenanigan's going on tomorrow, so
just being born. Check it out. Marcus, thanks for joining
us today. We will see you next week, my brother. Oh,
(23:15):
by the way, are you still doing your podcast? Do
we want to plug that or so you're just doing nothing?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Well, I mean I'm doing I have two podcasts that
I do for for fleets that are, you know, custom
and made directly for them, which.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
You talking about your Man Room podcast.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Oh no, no, I'm not doing that. I had to
give that up.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
No free lancing policy here at the at the job
I work for, and I don't think they'd be happy
about some of the stuff I said on there anyway.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
So we're familiar with the no free lancing policy.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Yeah, all right, I'll have one soon here. That's that
we're kicking off in the next couple of months. You
guys can plug.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
It'll be for.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Everybody, all right, my friend, Well, we'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
By you've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine that dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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