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Hey up, little shits. It is Tanner Drew and Laura's
Donkey Show podcast oh heard online at one of five
nine in the brew dot com, the iHeartRadio Apple or
wherever you listen to podcasts. Yes, I'm Tanner Drew here,
Laura's here. Buss. Marcus is joining us on the mic
from his house in Eugene, Oregon. I hate when people
(01:08):
you can always tell like you're not from here. Do
you ever call like I have to call my pharmacy
or I guess it's my old pharmacy. But they when
they would answer the phone, it'd be an automated machine
and says thank you for calling your TI guard fred Meyer,
and like, well, that wasn't done here, Yeah, what the
hell is that? And ever once in all you'll hear
that like it's orgone, you know, blah blah blah. You know,
(01:30):
like that was not recorded here, or that's a robot
and it doesn't know what it's doing. Yeah, because sometimes
like there's AI voices now that I have to sit
there and listen to for a second. I'm like, is
that is that a real person or AI.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm so annoyed by the voices though, like the fact
that it's on every video now, you know those those
Costco videos, like they're they're sweet the Costco finds or whatever,
and when real people do it, I do. I do
enjoy it sometimes, but now it's every day it's AI
voices going it is a shrine, but what is like
popcorn shrimp or whatever. It's just can you not correct
(02:04):
these things? Like I know how to speak normal, Yeah,
why this is? It's just too much and it's robot
and it doesn't do so genuine.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
And now they're using the exact same TikTok Ai voices
on television television commercials. I'm watching this. I'm watching CNN
yesterday and a TV commercial comes on. What was it for?
It was, Oh, it was for Dick pills, and they
were like here on the screen it says legal loophole. Uh,
you know, call this number for these pills. And it's
the Ai voice from TikTok And I go, how sketchy
(02:32):
is this? It says legal loophole. They're not using even
using a real voice, and they're running this on CNN.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
I don't know TV's I think TV's desperate right now
when it comes to advertising. You look outside the super Bowl,
everybody they'll they'll take any dollar they can get right now,
especially those news companies like it's it's not looking good
for them, and and they're probably looking at it thinking, hey,
it worked for them, might as well give it a
crack here, because we've always been kind of just when
(02:59):
I wound when it comes to what will advertise.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
When I see people selling stuff with an AI voice,
I go, what scam is this? Why is this a
sketch them? You know, if it's just a person saying, Hey,
I built this thing with my bare hands. Will you
buy it? That's different.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, OK, because if you look up a product, don't
dare look up a product that you don't want to
be just bam, just bombarded by like Brea balls. There
are these little spice balls and you're dropping a croc
bot and yeah, makes those delicious tacos. I was like, oh,
the Barria balls. It looks like you can only get
them on the TikTok shop. And when I clicked it in,
it's like, now it's robots all day. Get your Berea balls.
(03:34):
Do it for sixteen.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I can't even say it right because it's so fake.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, I know. The voice, it's the same with like you, uh,
welcome to calls. Oof, got your nose? Remember those that
viral thing that went when it was for a while,
I was trying to impersonate the Cole's voice.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And the accent is weird. It's almost like it's almost
like a Japanese American accent that's in there, right, there's
a twang to it.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, they got here. I can pull it up.
Speaker 9 (04:00):
They've got and they change because at the beginning it
was dude, didn't sound like that.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I just I just opened my camera front face.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
Jesus Christ, was.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
God, just a.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Thick, fat neck.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You were looking right down down at it.
Speaker 9 (04:18):
And it's impossible. I don't know what it is, a
front facing camera, but it is impossible to look good. Like.
I don't know a single person who's ever opened that
camera be like, wow, it looks.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I mean honestly like, I don't even care what I
was looking for anymore. I'm done. I turn my phone off.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's like, only open your phone when you're holding it
directly above your head.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Right, Yeah, that's what is brutal anyway, I'm sorry, that's all.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
It's fine. AI sucks, dude.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
I wanted to look at something on my face the
other day or no, I had something in my eye,
that's what it was. And I pulled up the front
face or down like that, and I was like, God,
just I deserve to have.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
Whatever's in my eye and my eyes put more in. Yeah,
it was so.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Here's something we didn't get a chance to talk about
on the live show. Today. Scientists warn men could become
extinct due to testical mutations.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What darn.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
It doesn't sound good, but scientists warn that the Y
chromosome chromosome yes essential for I always thought it was
chromosome with an M. It's with an M.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
Yeah, chromosome just learned something.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, I thought it was chromosome smarter like movies. I
thought it was rolls off the ton chromosomes. Okay, so
it's chromosome anyway. It's essential for male reproduction. It's steadily
deteriorating and could eventually lead to male extinction in about
six to seven million years.
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Okay, but I mean male extinction means everyone will become
extinct unless women can figure out a way to reproduce
without well, I think probably is a possible a certain point.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
As Drassic Park told us, life will find a way
and you'll your tubes will work themselves out.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
There are some animals who are a sexual I believe,
aren't there.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
They talk about it in that movie.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
I mean it's aimals that can think.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I think it's frogs. I think they talk about it
in Jurassic Part Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
So we don't need you, guys, we can do it ourselves.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, right now, you totally need us. But as at
the moment as these tests you start to deteriorate, Yeah,
now you guys are gonna.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Have to do six or seven million years. You guys
are fucked.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Yeah, all right, Now it'll be nice to finally see him,
see their insurance rates skyrocket because the guys will stop
showing off, but the gals are gonna keep wrecking into
each other.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
So finally a little bit of equality there.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Hold on, man, I can only imagine the driving. The
freeways are are gonna be a nightmare.
Speaker 9 (06:35):
What Laura, No, it's gonna be. The world is gonna
be a much safer play.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Who's gonna be for firewood?
Speaker 9 (06:41):
Safer kinder.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
It's gonna have some burly chicks. I think you're.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Gonna have to those ones in the big pink trucks exactly.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
It's just gonna be a bunch of Mary Kay Cadillacs
driving around.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
So, unlike the X chromosome, the wilax a repair mechanism,
making it vulnerable to mutations, particularly in the testicles where
sperm production occurs. No geneticist Jenny Graves reassures that although
the decline is concerning, humans may develop alternative sex alternative
sex determining genes, as observed in other rodents and other species.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
My fertility rate. I think it's gonna be a long
time before these don't work. I mean I could have
a kid with a sneeze.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, I don't know. I haven't had mind tested, but
I know mine works.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
You've been pumping out, you've been pumping out women, You've
been ladies.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, I heard about the testicle thing. I'm not going
to be left in this legacy. I want to be
remembered fair enough only doing ladies at this point.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, I did have a friend that seemed like every
time he had sex without a condom. D Man, It's
like I I some people just have that super sperm,
I guess. And also I mean whether very fertile or what.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, I think the other part is the egg monster.
You know, my wife's from grant spats where they only
know how to make kids.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
I was going to say, because like, like, even though
it seems like some women just like get pregnant at
the drop of a hat, it's not necessarily easy. Like
the circumstances have to be just right for that to happen.
So it's like the fact that some people just have
all these kids. I'm like, man, you really you got
the timing right on that or something, because I don't know, you.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Got to be able to knock a copy can off
a fence post.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
No kidding, I mean so there's another thing we didn't
talk about on the show today because it's gross. Apparently
the benefit there are benefits to owning a sex doll.
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Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, you don't have to deal with any of that
stuff with the ladies.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
I would benefits of owning any sex toy at all.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
So you have a day. We were talking about the
company that's looking to hire a sex doll employee, like
a guy to test the sex dolls.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
So you'd work from home sixty five k year.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
So yeah, they'd send you sixty five k year, but
you'd work from home. They'd send you the love dolls
like in the mail, hopefully discreetly, and you would you
would thrust it and just give your review of a
just like a product review, and they'd pay you sixty
five grand a year. And so this is I guess
on the heels of that.
Speaker 9 (10:36):
Is this I mean, is this study done by like
sex doll dot com? Though this feels like a sponsored
like they.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Would like you to get one. There's some good things about.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
This, Yeah, but they say that there are benefits to
owning one. Five benefits in facts to owning a sex doll.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
Okay, let's hear them.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
The first one is mental health. They say they could
be a form of stress relief.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Well, so it's just normal masturbation it off into a sock, yeah,
come on.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Number two, most of them don't have voice boxes.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, and like you have to like I can just
throw the sock in the wash, you know what I mean? Yeah,
but don't you have to clean this thing up when
you put it in the bastup and hose it down?
Like what do you do?
Speaker 9 (11:11):
Also to Marcus's point here, but I think, first of all, yes,
I think that's exactly what you do to it. To
clean it. You just have to, you know, like.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
A dead body, drag it to the back.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
Like that's the whole thing with marks, being like most
of them don't have a voice box. Does that mean
there's no noise when you're having sex with it at all?
Because that's also a little weird.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
It's no noise when I'm over here taking care of
it with my pitching arm either.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
I mean, that's kind of just what I'm I'm used
to noise.
Speaker 9 (11:37):
But the point of a doll is to make it
more life realistic, like you're actually having a relation, relationshipships
or relations with a woman, right, not just.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
I mean, but Nike, maybe I'm just not the target
market for this. Right that thing starts squealing, I'm gonna
go drown it in the tub. Like it's just I'm
not it's not real. I don't need it to make noise.
Speaker 8 (11:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And I'm like ladies, most guys don't need it to
emotionally feel right. It just has to feel right physically,
like your hand is never gonna sweet dog.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
Yeah that's true. But like if you're having sex with
a woman, like do you just want her to lay there?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
And I think with a woman is totally different. That's
real life.
Speaker 9 (12:16):
Yeah, but that's the point of having a doll, is
that you in your mind think you're having sex with
something other than your hand.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I think what you're saying is like, do you do
you want to do you want to make some sort
of noise? Or do you want a body? Are you
looking for a corpse or you're looking for a person.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I don't think you want the answer on some of
these people.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I agree with you, Yeah, okay, I think some of
these people might want.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
To yeah, because they don't want to be you know,
they don't want all the other things. Now I see
it as a pocket.
Speaker 9 (12:42):
I don't know why you would invest in a whole ass.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
No, you don't need a pocket vagina either. But that's
what I mean.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Like, if you're investing my pocket, it doesn't.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
But if you're investing in something, if you're investing in
something that looks like a woman is life sized, wouldn't
you want it to act like one?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
You know?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
And I personal, but let's not go let's not try
to enter the mind of a person who.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Because you're not talking about we're not going to understand him.
You're not talking about a standard issue dude, human being,
and maybe that will change with time as they normalize
this behavior. But from the moment it's delivered and your
ring camera shows it bent over the railing of your
porch waiting for you to get home from work, it's weird. Okay,
(13:30):
most of us can't get past delivery, let alone cleaning methods.
And how much she speaks.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
Another would you want your dildos to grunt?
Speaker 9 (13:40):
No, but that's but if it was the question, No, okay,
but question if it were a full ass man doll, Yeah,
I probably want it to do something because because that's
why I have it.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Doesn't do it, that's more like just jerking off.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Let's put let's just put the grunt button on it.
For those who want.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
The point, that's the point. It's all jerking off. Maybe
they could, but we haven't left. Hold on, can we
write this down? Because this might be if we put
a grunt button on a dildo that could sells.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Already got bats.
Speaker 9 (14:15):
Honestly, though, there's a reason there's no male sex doll.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Hold On, We're gonna record the audio right now, Marcus,
give me three different kind of sex grunts, and I'm
gonna just put.
Speaker 9 (14:24):
Take a picture of your O face next time. That'll
scare off any woman.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
We're in a recording session, Mark, Yeah, please, Marcus, this
grunt is passionate and and intense and three two.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Action real quick.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
I just want to go on record saying, since this
was my idea and I'm doing the grunts, seventy five
percent of the income off.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Of this idea. Steve, Okay, we're not going to talk
about later, all right, long as.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
What I'm just saying like we were the ones that
hold the technically on the audio?
Speaker 12 (14:58):
All right, go ahead, Marcus. All right, that's that was That.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Was kind of grunt number one, and that was super
uncomfortable that that was the end.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
That was the end, Marcus.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
This next grunt is really intense, like you haven't had
sex in a year, and it came really quickly in
three two action. That's how he was burned.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Actually, I'm waiting for the apology blocked parts of that.
All right.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
This next one is passionate, is romantic, romantic and sensual.
Don't look at me like that. I'm trying to be
romantic and sexy over here, and she's given me the
h Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I mean, he's got to direct this thing.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Trying to find sure that's true motivation.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I got a great one for after this one. I
want to hear what he comes up with after that lead.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Though, All right, Marcus like you like you're making love,
passionate love to your wife and three two action.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Oh my god, I hate this so much.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh man, I was just gonna say, if we could
get one in a very confident Casanova type way, in
the style of dropping loads.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
At his own his own sounds, I come with, come
with a little bit of R and B music on board.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You know.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
It's uh.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Man, what a right to think?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
That one kind of made my tummy hair a little bit.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, I think I'm gonna skip lunch.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
The other thing that apparently that will help. I guess
one of the other benefits of owning a sex doll
is loneliness. I guess it can help with your loneliness,
strengthen your intimate relationships, self esteem, and your community. Apparently,
if you own one, you can you can take comfort
in knowing that you're not the only one. The feeling
with like minded people can be soothing and empowering. So
whatd A's supposed to go to some blog with other weirdos thrust dolls.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
I mean, I guess if you are in the sex
doll community, it's not weird dude, right, but it's I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I got to point out that if you are, if
you're dressing this thing daily, if you're sitting it down
at the table like this companionship crab, if you show
if you have the doll, you're weird. But if you
have the doll and you just dig it in the
bottom of your closet when you're done, I feel like
you might even be more normal than the guy you dragged, Yes,
because it should.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Do you remember do you remember the guy? There's a
bunch of a bunch of stories about guys who are
actually dating love dolls. This one's this was on My
Strange Addiction a couple of years ago, where this guy
is uh, he takes his love doll to restaurants, takes
the love doll out in public on dates.
Speaker 9 (17:56):
Well, do you remember that girl who got fired from
that restaurant because I took his sex doll to a
restaurant She took a photo and she got fired from Well.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
That's right, and now we've got doll rights.
Speaker 9 (18:06):
Yeah, I mean, listen to this an invasion of privacy. Bro,
you're the one who took your sex style out in public.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
In this video. I guess it's from TLC's My Strange addiction.
He is massaging the foot of the love dollars.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
He's talking like one of her best and cutest assets,
and I'm inclined to agree. I think people think having
a synthetic partner is strange because the realm of possibility. That's,
for instance, why I had the psychologist come around and
I spoke with him for a bit.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Wait, so you are a part of you that thinks
this is peculiar.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
I just think it's a matter of time before more
people are choosing the synthetic option. Dave, she can't see yeah,
and she can't hear Yes.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
One of the most fundamental elements of an addiction is
it provides relief from pain.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Yes, what's the pain here? The pain, I would have
to say, would be loneliness.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Really yeah, Well, it's going to stay that way as
long as you were humping the doll and taking it
too like the library, and there's no way back from that.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Well, I mean, people are the synthetic party.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
At what point do we cross over into like mental illness.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
It's got to be beyond just like him trying to
get over a pack.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
Because it's like it's basically like having an imaginary friend
as an adult, right because you know this person is
not real, but somehow you say it's curing your loneliness. Now,
I think it just makes you more lonely. Yeah, like,
at least from the outside.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
That's I think that.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
God, I'm sorry, I think that show was like that,
that entire show that you're talking my strange. Did you
remember the guy that was plugging tailpipe on like a
nineteen sixty eight buggy, Like he he was married to
the car and he was doing things to it. And
that's kind of why I think that I kind of
draw the line on this, like in almost subconsciously, the
sex doll thing is like if it were if it
(19:54):
were a sex doll, it would be just a masturbation
aid like anything else.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
It doesn't matter how much it costs or how a
lab it is.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
For me, it's never It never needs to make noise
to get back to the original point because it never.
Speaker 8 (20:05):
It's not a person, it's not a thing.
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I hate to see it, but that's where it purchasing,
purchasing that.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
But it's a hole with like a bunch of other
unnecessary attributes.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Then you know it's a hole for the hole in
your heart.
Speaker 9 (21:55):
Sure, oh yeah, that's Oh that's a whole, bill a whole.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
We'll find out.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Taking it too far like that though you said it
perfectly imaginary friend for an adult, and I think that
they need to talk to somebody.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I mean, you know, doctor, I can tell you this
in the future, if robots keep advancing the way they
are with Tesla and what's that other company, Boston Dynamics,
I think or no, no, it is a Boston Dynamy.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
Yeah, with like the creepy dog robots, that's right.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Get I get the company confused because in the old
TV show Fringe, it was based in Boston, there was
a company called Massive Dynamic, and so I always would
get them confused. Anyway, Boston Dynamic. Those robots are super humanoid, right,
They've got like a super human like and like humanoid robots.
Fifty years, one hundred years from now, when they advance
these things, I can totally see more people like this.
(22:47):
But I also just dating bots.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
But I also think with things like that, you're gonna
want them to be more and more realistic, and then
it's going to be well I didn't want her to
talk back, or I didn't want her to do this,
or I didn't want her to do that. You're going
to become intelligent enough where it's just going to be
like another person.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Well, you get in trouble if you murder your bot,
your love bot.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Probably eventually. I feel like there's probably movies based around
this whole.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Thing years from now. Yeah I haven't seen that show,
but maybe like a hundred too, hundreds from now, Like, yeah,
you can't murder your love bot, that's that's still.
Speaker 9 (23:19):
Murder, right, And well, I don't know the lines get
very blurry after a certain point.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
The world's so upside down now that I wouldn't I
wouldn't put it past anybody.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
But in like fifty to one hundred years, say you
were married, you know, like take my relationship and like
my wife gets hit by a bus. When you're in
your fifties or something and you're just done dating and
you buy a bot that's them. I mean, it's super weird,
but I could see it happening.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
Oh me too, I mean a younger version. It's like
having it.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I'll take the twenty six year old, please, It's like
she died in sixty one. You're like, I'll take the
twenty six years thank you. There is.
Speaker 9 (23:55):
I just read a book about basically that same thing.
It's called the Echo Why. And this dude cloned his
wife and like or like his wife's sister or something
like that, and they all found out about each other
and he was just like screwing all these versions of
his wife. And it was like it was a very
(24:15):
much sucked up tripy book.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I ord this book called Rollback that it's like in
the near future, they invented the technology to roll back
time in your body. So if you're eighty, all of
a sudden, you do the surgery and you can be
forty again.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I'd be sweet.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
And sometimes it doesn't take I guess, like you can
get the surgery done. And by the way, it's the
most expensive thing ever, so only certain people can afford it.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
In the book, I feel like that's the substance. You know,
that movie that Court was talking about the other day,
that body horror movie. I feel like maybe that's kind
of the premise of that.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, so this in the book, this couple, they both
get the rollback procedure because only like I guess, they're
one of the females a scientists. The wife's a scientist
and they need her. Yeah, she says she won't do
it unless they do it to her husband too. So
they perform the surgeries on both, but it only works
on him.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Him.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Oh that backfired, and so like he's now young and
vibrant and like living life again, and she's old and
he just like they're out of touch now, they're out
of sink and that the conversations don't sink up anymore,
Like they're just not they're not the same right anymore,
and they kind of fall out of love.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
Because that's sad.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Well, ancient lady, when you're back in your prime.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
Yeah, you're like, actually they're gonna go do this over again.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah you can stay here, but I gotta start calling
you like aunt Susan.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, yeah'd be you know, I think it'd be interesting
to do that. Like, if you had the money, would you,
would you roll back the clock fifty years?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I say no now, but I don't know what I'm
gonna feel like because I had my kids late in life,
you know, and so I think about a kid being thirty,
I can see you doing seventy. Yeah, like why not?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I could see like another life fifty years, Like so
I can see my kids, yea, let.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Me see that. Let me turn the corner and know
they're gonna be all right, and then I can hit
the road.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
But also to feel like maybe that would be a
little bit depressing, like to see your kids past the
point of like they're.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Where you're supposed to see them.
Speaker 13 (26:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
See, I wouldn't want to see them old, but I'd
like to mean my youngest I might live till she's
forty forty five. Like that's not long.
Speaker 9 (26:18):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
So you start looking at numbers and you're like, maybe, well,
and I'm going to die with this money.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
If you had it, let's go science, let's make let's
make that technology possible. You've run it, got ten years,
fifteen years ago, all out, let's do it. Uh yeah,
that's I don't know. If you could have any technology,
would you roll back the clock? Would you would you
time travel? What would it be?
Speaker 9 (26:40):
I don't know. I don't like thinking about all that.
It just feels very much. I don't know, like it's
not natural.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I'm almost certain I would screw up time. Yeah, I
would screw it up, so you know, you like it
would biff out.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
You would maybe just roll back the clock on your
body then.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, I think that'd be your opportunity to not affect
the timeline as much.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
I think it would be interesting.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
You would drop now I think I'm jumping back. Yeah,
I'm going back in time.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Okay. I think it would be interesting to be born
the exact same way and just like live your life differently,
to see where else you could have ended up.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Dude, I just read another book about this guy who
kept dying and he kept being born again and living
his whole life over and over again, just see like
and it was all different each time.
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Yeah, if you would have made this choice instead of
that one where you would have been.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
That was a good book too.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, I got three lips. Ago was so sweet.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Faster made a mistake on this life. Next time, go
die again real quick. I don't know, man, I don't know.
I think Yeah, I think I'd go.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Back in time'd be sweet. I could do that, live.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
In the seventies or something.
Speaker 9 (27:48):
That'd be fun.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, try to accidentally go back to like the Oregon
Trail and get yellow fever.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
Dysentery.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Marcus, what about you?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Well, I have a question because first I thought you
said roll back the clock fifty years and I'm only forty.
So does that mean that I'd get to be dead
and just sleep for ten years?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Well, you have to remember rest up, you have to
remember being born. So good luck with that, damn it. Okay, Well,
no one wants to know that.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
No.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I think maybe here we go.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
If I was going to go, if I was going
to go back in time, I think all I do
is go back and make a couple of bets or
a couple of stock purchases, and then just come right
back and just reap the benefits in the time that
I have because.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Go back, buy some stock and Apple and come immediately
back and cheating again. Who cares, I have a time machine.
Yeah right, I don't have a time shine. I'll cheat
all day with that time machine.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I saw a thing that if you would have invested
a dollar, and I'm not sure if it's one hundred
percent accurate, it might be off a little bit that
if you had a dollar in Microsoft's or not Microsoft
McDonald's stock in nineteen eighty five, that you'd have one
hundred thousand dollars and twenty five thousand worths of dividends
during that time. Now, granted it's it's a long time,
(29:02):
but still that's that's off a bone.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
Yeah, you go back to nineteen ten or nineteen hundred
with ten thousand of today's dollars and buy a share
in Ford Motor Company and become like a principal investor.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
At that point, it.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Might raise this time at the watermark on your bill, i'd.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Say something, but you know, we can run it through
the wash or whatever the counterfeit people do.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Who knows.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
But still like I feel like that's all I'd want
to do, because I don't want to screw up the timeline.
I guess you know. I try not to look back
on my life with regret all the time. So are
there things I change?
Speaker 8 (29:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Probably, but given a second chance, I'd probably fuck it
up a different way. So let's just get back to
the future and enjoy some some massive gains.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
If you go back to last week and tell myself
not to get that frozen brito.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
That wasn't the one.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I want to sit well.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
Still paying the consequences for that.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
So a couple of things we didn't talk about on
the show today. The Tumbler from the Dark Knight trilogy,
which is the Batmo, but you know they call it
the Tumbler. It's for sale at an auction, it looks
like and right now it's starting at three million dollars.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I saw that was a replica though, that's it. But
it would be sitting to roll up to an Albertson's
in that.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
They're selling ten tumblers inspired by Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight,
so they'll actually crazy.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
Three million dollars won't even get you the real one.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah right, the real The ruin probably is ship though
it doesn't work with Yeah, it probably was like a
million bucks. But Bruce wayne x dot com is the
website Bruce wayne x dot com. If you go there,
you'll be able to just follow the directions and if
you've got three million around, you can only send them
an email to request to purchase.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Like it looks like me, don't don't even try it.
If you don't prove you've got the money, it.
Speaker 9 (30:45):
Says, fuck your cyber truck.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Watch the link says request offered a buy, Yeah, so
can I please buy?
Speaker 9 (30:51):
It?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Will let you know, right, but it would be kind
of bad asked to have that thing. It's a little
it seems a little inconvenient, like I don't know if
you can drive that park that then yeah, yeah, you're
not taking out through a drive through or anything.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Like that, but exactly you're taking up somebody else's spot.
Hard to get out of your mini van when you're
next to the tumb.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
We're super hard to get out of that thing too.
I mean if you see the way it opens, like
the the roof like have to open up, It's like, yeah,
I have to park it in a field to get
out appropriately.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
It'd be a pretty tough.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Why did they make the website sound like it's Batman porn.
Speaker 9 (31:23):
I know, that's exactly what I have to I have
to add the exit.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Sounded shady for sure.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Maybe it's because it's it's ten of them, they're selling
ten of them.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (31:32):
I don't know, there you go, Batman, Bruce Wayne ten
and whatever.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
We don't have three million dollars. We don't have three millions.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
We don't even get an email back.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
Yeah, we're blocked from even entering the website.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
What did you guys?
Speaker 7 (31:49):
I had something that I read in the news today
that happened in Oregon that was really kind of crazy.
Did you guys hear about this ambulance that hit the
bicyclist and then charged him for the ambulance ride that
they gave him to the hoste little Yes, that's fun.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Yeah, and like Tanner, you know, you know how expensive
rides in the back of an ambulance.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah, they ended up not charging me in the in
the end, But what was like, No, it was like, uh,
the ambulance ride was like five.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
K's so insane. Yeah, I mean, unless you're singing and
serving food.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Because and by the way, I had no choice, you know,
like they they had like they go could do you
have anybody that could take you to the hospital, because
I drove to an urgent care and like they couldn't
help me, and they're like, we need to take you
to the actual like like emergency room hospital. It's a
long time ago, and they and they're like, uh, I
have nobody to take me. I'll just call an uber.
And they wouldn't let me call an uber.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, they once they're you're in their care.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
And so they they called the fire department and like
six burly dudes who all smelled like sweat showed up
and and literally put you on a stretch on a
stretcher and carried me to the flip and ambulance. And
I was like I don't need I was like awake,
you know, like I don't need this. But yeah, five
about five k like so there's like forty six hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Something stuff, not shit. But they hit you like not
youre a situation and they hit you on a bike.
There's no way you can charge that's a free ride.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
When the waitress spilled them the margarita and my girlfriend
and still charged her for it, yeah that would.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
I should be charging you with attempted murder. Like, what
is happening? Yeah, yeah, why are you no?
Speaker 7 (33:22):
That's it's gonna cost him, I think because they the
dude filed a lawsuit.
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Yeah, he's already racked up.
Speaker 7 (33:28):
It was like eighteen hundred dollars bill, forty seven thousand
in medical expenses, another fifty grand of expected medical costs.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Every bit of that should.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Be paid n ninety seven thousand dollars suit against them?
Speaker 13 (33:41):
How much?
Speaker 8 (33:44):
Nine ninety seven thousand.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
I was gonna say, like, just sorry as bills and
then throw the throw the twenty five K.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I don't know if he deserves a million, yeah, whatever,
the bills are in a little pain and suffering, yeah.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Well, and that's it gets to that Drew. His pain
and suffering is Look, it's bad because he's he got
hit by car. Sucks, but his pain and suffering is
like loss of grip strength and I hurt.
Speaker 8 (34:05):
My head hurts sometimes.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
So he's really stretching about.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
All he's got to do is like say, yeah, when
a'm microwave prins on, I throw up. Okay, But there's a.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
Good there's a little nugget of good here, because he argues,
this is a pretty small ambulance here Columbia River Fire
and Rescue. So like pretty small area. He's arguing that
the insurance company that insures them is liable to pay
all of the damages regardless if he's if he's victorious
(34:35):
in his suit, so it might not even fall to
the ambulance company. If they can't afford that, they'll pay
what they can, and then you know, the insurance company
might get stuck with it. Which look, it's an insurance
company getting stuck with less than a million dollars.
Speaker 8 (34:48):
This guy got hit on his bike. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
And that's really n I'm okay with it because of
what they do to us every day. They'll throw that
money to him and not blink while doing it. Right,
Let yeah, that's fine whatever. I just like, at first,
I was like, Jesus Christ, a lot of money, But
if it were me.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
Why not? You know what I mean? And that at
that point I'm like, fuck you guys, like whatever, give it.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
You gotta take a shot. If you ain't asking, you ain't.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Get exactly yeah, exactly, all right, Well that does it
for us. Uh tomorrow will be back for one more
Donkey Show podcast Thursday show. And there was something I
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I know you'll think of it like two in the morning. Yeah,
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Laura's here. Buss. Marcus is joining us on the mic
from his house in Eugene, Oregon. I hate when people
(01:08):
you can always tell like you're not from here. Do
you ever call like I have to call my pharmacy
or I guess it's my old pharmacy. But they when
they would answer the phone, it'd be an automated machine
and says thank you for calling your TI guard fred Meyer,
and like, well, that wasn't done here, Yeah, what the
hell is that? And ever once in all you'll hear
that like it's orgone, you know, blah blah blah. You know,
(01:30):
like that was not recorded here, or that's a robot
and it doesn't know what it's doing. Yeah, because sometimes
like there's AI voices now that I have to sit
there and listen to for a second. I'm like, is
that is that a real person or AI.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm so annoyed by the voices though, like the fact
that it's on every video now, you know those those
Costco videos, like they're they're sweet the Costco finds or whatever,
and when real people do it, I do. I do
enjoy it sometimes, but now it's every day it's AI
voices going it is a shrine, but what is like
popcorn shrimp or whatever. It's just can you not correct
(02:04):
these things? Like I know how to speak normal, Yeah,
why this is? It's just too much and it's robot
and it doesn't do so genuine.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
And now they're using the exact same TikTok Ai voices
on television television commercials. I'm watching this. I'm watching CNN
yesterday and a TV commercial comes on. What was it for?
It was, Oh, it was for Dick pills, and they
were like here on the screen it says legal loophole. Uh,
you know, call this number for these pills. And it's
the Ai voice from TikTok And I go, how sketchy
(02:32):
is this? It says legal loophole. They're not using even
using a real voice, and they're running this on CNN.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
I don't know TV's I think TV's desperate right now
when it comes to advertising. You look outside the super Bowl,
everybody they'll they'll take any dollar they can get right now,
especially those news companies like it's it's not looking good
for them, and and they're probably looking at it thinking, hey,
it worked for them, might as well give it a
crack here, because we've always been kind of just when
(02:59):
I wound when it comes to what will advertise.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
When I see people selling stuff with an AI voice,
I go, what scam is this? Why is this a
sketch them? You know, if it's just a person saying, Hey,
I built this thing with my bare hands. Will you
buy it? That's different.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, OK, because if you look up a product, don't
dare look up a product that you don't want to
be just bam, just bombarded by like Brea balls. There
are these little spice balls and you're dropping a croc
bot and yeah, makes those delicious tacos. I was like, oh,
the Barria balls. It looks like you can only get
them on the TikTok shop. And when I clicked it in,
it's like, now it's robots all day. Get your Berea balls.
(03:34):
Do it for sixteen.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I can't even say it right because it's so fake.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, I know. The voice, it's the same with like you, uh,
welcome to calls. Oof, got your nose? Remember those that
viral thing that went when it was for a while,
I was trying to impersonate the Cole's voice.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And the accent is weird. It's almost like it's almost
like a Japanese American accent that's in there, right, there's
a twang to it.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, they got here. I can pull it up.
Speaker 9 (04:00):
They've got and they change because at the beginning it
was dude, didn't sound like that.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I just I just opened my camera front face.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
Jesus Christ, was.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
God, just a.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Thick, fat neck.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You were looking right down down at it.
Speaker 9 (04:18):
And it's impossible. I don't know what it is, a
front facing camera, but it is impossible to look good. Like.
I don't know a single person who's ever opened that
camera be like, wow, it looks.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I mean honestly like, I don't even care what I
was looking for anymore. I'm done. I turn my phone off.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's like, only open your phone when you're holding it
directly above your head.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Right, Yeah, that's what is brutal anyway, I'm sorry, that's all.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
It's fine. AI sucks, dude.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
I wanted to look at something on my face the
other day or no, I had something in my eye,
that's what it was. And I pulled up the front
face or down like that, and I was like, God,
just I deserve to have.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
Whatever's in my eye and my eyes put more in. Yeah,
it was so.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Here's something we didn't get a chance to talk about
on the live show. Today. Scientists warn men could become
extinct due to testical mutations.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What darn.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
It doesn't sound good, but scientists warn that the Y
chromosome chromosome yes essential for I always thought it was
chromosome with an M. It's with an M.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
Yeah, chromosome just learned something.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, I thought it was chromosome smarter like movies. I
thought it was rolls off the ton chromosomes. Okay, so
it's chromosome anyway. It's essential for male reproduction. It's steadily
deteriorating and could eventually lead to male extinction in about
six to seven million years.
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Okay, but I mean male extinction means everyone will become
extinct unless women can figure out a way to reproduce
without well, I think probably is a possible a certain point.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
As Drassic Park told us, life will find a way
and you'll your tubes will work themselves out.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
There are some animals who are a sexual I believe,
aren't there.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
They talk about it in that movie.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
I mean it's aimals that can think.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I think it's frogs. I think they talk about it
in Jurassic Part Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
So we don't need you, guys, we can do it ourselves.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, right now, you totally need us. But as at
the moment as these tests you start to deteriorate, Yeah,
now you guys are gonna.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Have to do six or seven million years. You guys
are fucked.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Yeah, all right, Now it'll be nice to finally see him,
see their insurance rates skyrocket because the guys will stop
showing off, but the gals are gonna keep wrecking into
each other.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
So finally a little bit of equality there.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Hold on, man, I can only imagine the driving. The
freeways are are gonna be a nightmare.
Speaker 9 (06:35):
What Laura, No, it's gonna be. The world is gonna
be a much safer play.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Who's gonna be for firewood?
Speaker 9 (06:41):
Safer kinder.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
It's gonna have some burly chicks. I think you're.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Gonna have to those ones in the big pink trucks exactly.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
It's just gonna be a bunch of Mary Kay Cadillacs
driving around.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
So, unlike the X chromosome, the wilax a repair mechanism,
making it vulnerable to mutations, particularly in the testicles where
sperm production occurs. No geneticist Jenny Graves reassures that although
the decline is concerning, humans may develop alternative sex alternative
sex determining genes, as observed in other rodents and other species.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
My fertility rate. I think it's gonna be a long
time before these don't work. I mean I could have
a kid with a sneeze.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, I don't know. I haven't had mind tested, but
I know mine works.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
You've been pumping out, you've been pumping out women, You've
been ladies.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, I heard about the testicle thing. I'm not going
to be left in this legacy. I want to be
remembered fair enough only doing ladies at this point.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, I did have a friend that seemed like every
time he had sex without a condom. D Man, It's
like I I some people just have that super sperm,
I guess. And also I mean whether very fertile or what.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, I think the other part is the egg monster.
You know, my wife's from grant spats where they only
know how to make kids.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
I was going to say, because like, like, even though
it seems like some women just like get pregnant at
the drop of a hat, it's not necessarily easy. Like
the circumstances have to be just right for that to happen.
So it's like the fact that some people just have
all these kids. I'm like, man, you really you got
the timing right on that or something, because I don't know, you.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Got to be able to knock a copy can off
a fence post.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
No kidding, I mean so there's another thing we didn't
talk about on the show today because it's gross. Apparently
the benefit there are benefits to owning a sex doll.
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Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, you don't have to deal with any of that
stuff with the ladies.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
I would benefits of owning any sex toy at all.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
So you have a day. We were talking about the
company that's looking to hire a sex doll employee, like
a guy to test the sex dolls.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
So you'd work from home sixty five k year.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
So yeah, they'd send you sixty five k year, but
you'd work from home. They'd send you the love dolls
like in the mail, hopefully discreetly, and you would you
would thrust it and just give your review of a
just like a product review, and they'd pay you sixty
five grand a year. And so this is I guess
on the heels of that.
Speaker 9 (10:36):
Is this I mean, is this study done by like
sex doll dot com? Though this feels like a sponsored
like they.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Would like you to get one. There's some good things about.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
This, Yeah, but they say that there are benefits to
owning one. Five benefits in facts to owning a sex doll.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
Okay, let's hear them.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
The first one is mental health. They say they could
be a form of stress relief.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Well, so it's just normal masturbation it off into a sock, yeah,
come on.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Number two, most of them don't have voice boxes.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, and like you have to like I can just
throw the sock in the wash, you know what I mean? Yeah,
but don't you have to clean this thing up when
you put it in the bastup and hose it down?
Like what do you do?
Speaker 9 (11:11):
Also to Marcus's point here, but I think, first of all, yes,
I think that's exactly what you do to it. To
clean it. You just have to, you know, like.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
A dead body, drag it to the back.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
Like that's the whole thing with marks, being like most
of them don't have a voice box. Does that mean
there's no noise when you're having sex with it at all?
Because that's also a little weird.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
It's no noise when I'm over here taking care of
it with my pitching arm either.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
I mean, that's kind of just what I'm I'm used
to noise.
Speaker 9 (11:37):
But the point of a doll is to make it
more life realistic, like you're actually having a relation, relationshipships
or relations with a woman, right, not just.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
I mean, but Nike, maybe I'm just not the target
market for this. Right that thing starts squealing, I'm gonna
go drown it in the tub. Like it's just I'm
not it's not real. I don't need it to make noise.
Speaker 8 (11:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And I'm like ladies, most guys don't need it to
emotionally feel right. It just has to feel right physically,
like your hand is never gonna sweet dog.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
Yeah that's true. But like if you're having sex with
a woman, like do you just want her to lay there?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
And I think with a woman is totally different. That's
real life.
Speaker 9 (12:16):
Yeah, but that's the point of having a doll, is
that you in your mind think you're having sex with
something other than your hand.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I think what you're saying is like, do you do
you want to do you want to make some sort
of noise? Or do you want a body? Are you
looking for a corpse or you're looking for a person.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I don't think you want the answer on some of
these people.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I agree with you, Yeah, okay, I think some of
these people might want.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
To yeah, because they don't want to be you know,
they don't want all the other things. Now I see
it as a pocket.
Speaker 9 (12:42):
I don't know why you would invest in a whole ass.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
No, you don't need a pocket vagina either. But that's
what I mean.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Like, if you're investing my pocket, it doesn't.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
But if you're investing in something, if you're investing in
something that looks like a woman is life sized, wouldn't
you want it to act like one?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
You know?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
And I personal, but let's not go let's not try
to enter the mind of a person who.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Because you're not talking about we're not going to understand him.
You're not talking about a standard issue dude, human being,
and maybe that will change with time as they normalize
this behavior. But from the moment it's delivered and your
ring camera shows it bent over the railing of your
porch waiting for you to get home from work, it's weird. Okay,
(13:30):
most of us can't get past delivery, let alone cleaning methods.
And how much she speaks.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
Another would you want your dildos to grunt?
Speaker 9 (13:40):
No, but that's but if it was the question, No, okay,
but question if it were a full ass man doll, Yeah,
I probably want it to do something because because that's
why I have it.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Doesn't do it, that's more like just jerking off.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Let's put let's just put the grunt button on it.
For those who want.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
The point, that's the point. It's all jerking off. Maybe
they could, but we haven't left. Hold on, can we
write this down? Because this might be if we put
a grunt button on a dildo that could sells.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Already got bats.
Speaker 9 (14:15):
Honestly, though, there's a reason there's no male sex doll.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Hold On, We're gonna record the audio right now, Marcus,
give me three different kind of sex grunts, and I'm
gonna just put.
Speaker 9 (14:24):
Take a picture of your O face next time. That'll
scare off any woman.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
We're in a recording session, Mark, Yeah, please, Marcus, this
grunt is passionate and and intense and three two.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Action real quick.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
I just want to go on record saying, since this
was my idea and I'm doing the grunts, seventy five
percent of the income off.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Of this idea. Steve, Okay, we're not going to talk
about later, all right, long as.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
What I'm just saying like we were the ones that
hold the technically on the audio?
Speaker 12 (14:58):
All right, go ahead, Marcus. All right, that's that was That.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Was kind of grunt number one, and that was super
uncomfortable that that was the end.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
That was the end, Marcus.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
This next grunt is really intense, like you haven't had
sex in a year, and it came really quickly in
three two action. That's how he was burned.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Actually, I'm waiting for the apology blocked parts of that.
All right.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
This next one is passionate, is romantic, romantic and sensual.
Don't look at me like that. I'm trying to be
romantic and sexy over here, and she's given me the
h Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I mean, he's got to direct this thing.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Trying to find sure that's true motivation.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I got a great one for after this one. I
want to hear what he comes up with after that lead.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Though, All right, Marcus like you like you're making love,
passionate love to your wife and three two action.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Oh my god, I hate this so much.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh man, I was just gonna say, if we could
get one in a very confident Casanova type way, in
the style of dropping loads.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
At his own his own sounds, I come with, come
with a little bit of R and B music on board.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You know.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
It's uh.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Man, what a right to think?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
That one kind of made my tummy hair a little bit.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, I think I'm gonna skip lunch.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
The other thing that apparently that will help. I guess
one of the other benefits of owning a sex doll
is loneliness. I guess it can help with your loneliness,
strengthen your intimate relationships, self esteem, and your community. Apparently,
if you own one, you can you can take comfort
in knowing that you're not the only one. The feeling
with like minded people can be soothing and empowering. So
whatd A's supposed to go to some blog with other weirdos thrust dolls.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
I mean, I guess if you are in the sex
doll community, it's not weird dude, right, but it's I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I got to point out that if you are, if
you're dressing this thing daily, if you're sitting it down
at the table like this companionship crab, if you show
if you have the doll, you're weird. But if you
have the doll and you just dig it in the
bottom of your closet when you're done, I feel like
you might even be more normal than the guy you dragged, Yes,
because it should.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Do you remember do you remember the guy? There's a
bunch of a bunch of stories about guys who are
actually dating love dolls. This one's this was on My
Strange Addiction a couple of years ago, where this guy
is uh, he takes his love doll to restaurants, takes
the love doll out in public on dates.
Speaker 9 (17:56):
Well, do you remember that girl who got fired from
that restaurant because I took his sex doll to a
restaurant She took a photo and she got fired from Well.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
That's right, and now we've got doll rights.
Speaker 9 (18:06):
Yeah, I mean, listen to this an invasion of privacy. Bro,
you're the one who took your sex style out in public.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
In this video. I guess it's from TLC's My Strange addiction.
He is massaging the foot of the love dollars.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
He's talking like one of her best and cutest assets,
and I'm inclined to agree. I think people think having
a synthetic partner is strange because the realm of possibility. That's,
for instance, why I had the psychologist come around and
I spoke with him for a bit.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Wait, so you are a part of you that thinks
this is peculiar.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
I just think it's a matter of time before more
people are choosing the synthetic option. Dave, she can't see yeah,
and she can't hear Yes.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
One of the most fundamental elements of an addiction is
it provides relief from pain.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Yes, what's the pain here? The pain, I would have
to say, would be loneliness.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Really yeah, Well, it's going to stay that way as
long as you were humping the doll and taking it
too like the library, and there's no way back from that.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Well, I mean, people are the synthetic party.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
At what point do we cross over into like mental illness.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
It's got to be beyond just like him trying to
get over a pack.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
Because it's like it's basically like having an imaginary friend
as an adult, right because you know this person is
not real, but somehow you say it's curing your loneliness. Now,
I think it just makes you more lonely. Yeah, like,
at least from the outside.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
That's I think that.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
God, I'm sorry, I think that show was like that,
that entire show that you're talking my strange. Did you
remember the guy that was plugging tailpipe on like a
nineteen sixty eight buggy, Like he he was married to
the car and he was doing things to it. And
that's kind of why I think that I kind of
draw the line on this, like in almost subconsciously, the
sex doll thing is like if it were if it
(19:54):
were a sex doll, it would be just a masturbation
aid like anything else.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
It doesn't matter how much it costs or how a
lab it is.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
For me, it's never It never needs to make noise
to get back to the original point because it never.
Speaker 8 (20:05):
It's not a person, it's not a thing.
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Speaker 8 (21:42):
It's a whole.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
I hate to see it, but that's where it purchasing,
purchasing that.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
But it's a hole with like a bunch of other
unnecessary attributes.
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Speaker 1 (22:00):
We'll find out.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Taking it too far like that though you said it
perfectly imaginary friend for an adult, and I think that
they need to talk to somebody.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I mean, you know, doctor, I can tell you this
in the future, if robots keep advancing the way they
are with Tesla and what's that other company, Boston Dynamics,
I think or no, no, it is a Boston Dynamy.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
Yeah, with like the creepy dog robots, that's right.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Get I get the company confused because in the old
TV show Fringe, it was based in Boston, there was
a company called Massive Dynamic, and so I always would
get them confused. Anyway, Boston Dynamic. Those robots are super humanoid, right,
They've got like a super human like and like humanoid robots.
Fifty years, one hundred years from now, when they advance
these things, I can totally see more people like this.
(22:47):
But I also just dating bots.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
But I also think with things like that, you're gonna
want them to be more and more realistic, and then
it's going to be well I didn't want her to
talk back, or I didn't want her to do this,
or I didn't want her to do that. You're going
to become intelligent enough where it's just going to be
like another person.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Well, you get in trouble if you murder your bot,
your love bot.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Probably eventually. I feel like there's probably movies based around
this whole.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Thing years from now. Yeah I haven't seen that show,
but maybe like a hundred too, hundreds from now, Like, yeah,
you can't murder your love bot, that's that's still.
Speaker 9 (23:19):
Murder, right, And well, I don't know the lines get
very blurry after a certain point.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
The world's so upside down now that I wouldn't I
wouldn't put it past anybody.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
But in like fifty to one hundred years, say you
were married, you know, like take my relationship and like
my wife gets hit by a bus. When you're in
your fifties or something and you're just done dating and
you buy a bot that's them. I mean, it's super weird,
but I could see it happening.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
Oh me too, I mean a younger version. It's like
having it.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I'll take the twenty six year old, please, It's like
she died in sixty one. You're like, I'll take the
twenty six years thank you. There is.
Speaker 9 (23:55):
I just read a book about basically that same thing.
It's called the Echo Why. And this dude cloned his
wife and like or like his wife's sister or something
like that, and they all found out about each other
and he was just like screwing all these versions of
his wife. And it was like it was a very
(24:15):
much sucked up tripy book.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I ord this book called Rollback that it's like in
the near future, they invented the technology to roll back
time in your body. So if you're eighty, all of
a sudden, you do the surgery and you can be
forty again.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I'd be sweet.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
And sometimes it doesn't take I guess, like you can
get the surgery done. And by the way, it's the
most expensive thing ever, so only certain people can afford it.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
In the book, I feel like that's the substance. You know,
that movie that Court was talking about the other day,
that body horror movie. I feel like maybe that's kind
of the premise of that.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, so this in the book, this couple, they both
get the rollback procedure because only like I guess, they're
one of the females a scientists. The wife's a scientist
and they need her. Yeah, she says she won't do
it unless they do it to her husband too. So
they perform the surgeries on both, but it only works
on him.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Him.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Oh that backfired, and so like he's now young and
vibrant and like living life again, and she's old and
he just like they're out of touch now, they're out
of sink and that the conversations don't sink up anymore,
Like they're just not they're not the same right anymore,
and they kind of fall out of love.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
Because that's sad.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Well, ancient lady, when you're back in your prime.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
Yeah, you're like, actually they're gonna go do this over again.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah you can stay here, but I gotta start calling
you like aunt Susan.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, yeah'd be you know, I think it'd be interesting
to do that. Like, if you had the money, would you,
would you roll back the clock fifty years?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I say no now, but I don't know what I'm
gonna feel like because I had my kids late in life,
you know, and so I think about a kid being thirty,
I can see you doing seventy. Yeah, like why not?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I could see like another life fifty years, Like so
I can see my kids, yea, let.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Me see that. Let me turn the corner and know
they're gonna be all right, and then I can hit
the road.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
But also to feel like maybe that would be a
little bit depressing, like to see your kids past the
point of like they're.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Where you're supposed to see them.
Speaker 13 (26:09):
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Speaker 1 (26:09):
See, I wouldn't want to see them old, but I'd
like to mean my youngest I might live till she's
forty forty five. Like that's not long.
Speaker 9 (26:18):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
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Speaker 1 (26:20):
So you start looking at numbers and you're like, maybe, well,
and I'm going to die with this money.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
If you had it, let's go science, let's make let's
make that technology possible. You've run it, got ten years,
fifteen years ago, all out, let's do it. Uh yeah,
that's I don't know. If you could have any technology,
would you roll back the clock? Would you would you
time travel? What would it be?
Speaker 9 (26:40):
I don't know. I don't like thinking about all that.
It just feels very much. I don't know, like it's
not natural.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I'm almost certain I would screw up time. Yeah, I
would screw it up, so you know, you like it
would biff out.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
You would maybe just roll back the clock on your
body then.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, I think that'd be your opportunity to not affect
the timeline as much.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
I think it would be interesting.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
You would drop now I think I'm jumping back. Yeah,
I'm going back in time.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Okay. I think it would be interesting to be born
the exact same way and just like live your life differently,
to see where else you could have ended up.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Dude, I just read another book about this guy who
kept dying and he kept being born again and living
his whole life over and over again, just see like
and it was all different each time.
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Yeah, if you would have made this choice instead of
that one where you would have been.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
That was a good book too.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, I got three lips. Ago was so sweet.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Faster made a mistake on this life. Next time, go
die again real quick. I don't know, man, I don't know.
I think Yeah, I think I'd go.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Back in time'd be sweet. I could do that, live.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
In the seventies or something.
Speaker 9 (27:48):
That'd be fun.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, try to accidentally go back to like the Oregon
Trail and get yellow fever.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
Dysentery.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Marcus, what about you?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Well, I have a question because first I thought you
said roll back the clock fifty years and I'm only forty.
So does that mean that I'd get to be dead
and just sleep for ten years?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Well, you have to remember rest up, you have to
remember being born. So good luck with that, damn it. Okay, Well,
no one wants to know that.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
No.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I think maybe here we go.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
If I was going to go, if I was going
to go back in time, I think all I do
is go back and make a couple of bets or
a couple of stock purchases, and then just come right
back and just reap the benefits in the time that
I have because.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Go back, buy some stock and Apple and come immediately
back and cheating again. Who cares, I have a time machine.
Yeah right, I don't have a time shine. I'll cheat
all day with that time machine.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I saw a thing that if you would have invested
a dollar, and I'm not sure if it's one hundred
percent accurate, it might be off a little bit that
if you had a dollar in Microsoft's or not Microsoft
McDonald's stock in nineteen eighty five, that you'd have one
hundred thousand dollars and twenty five thousand worths of dividends
during that time. Now, granted it's it's a long time,
(29:02):
but still that's that's off a bone.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
Yeah, you go back to nineteen ten or nineteen hundred
with ten thousand of today's dollars and buy a share
in Ford Motor Company and become like a principal investor.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
At that point, it.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Might raise this time at the watermark on your bill, i'd.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Say something, but you know, we can run it through
the wash or whatever the counterfeit people do.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Who knows.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
But still like I feel like that's all I'd want
to do, because I don't want to screw up the timeline.
I guess you know. I try not to look back
on my life with regret all the time. So are
there things I change?
Speaker 8 (29:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Probably, but given a second chance, I'd probably fuck it
up a different way. So let's just get back to
the future and enjoy some some massive gains.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
If you go back to last week and tell myself
not to get that frozen brito.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
That wasn't the one.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I want to sit well.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
Still paying the consequences for that.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
So a couple of things we didn't talk about on
the show today. The Tumbler from the Dark Knight trilogy,
which is the Batmo, but you know they call it
the Tumbler. It's for sale at an auction, it looks
like and right now it's starting at three million dollars.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I saw that was a replica though, that's it. But
it would be sitting to roll up to an Albertson's
in that.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
They're selling ten tumblers inspired by Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight,
so they'll actually crazy.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
Three million dollars won't even get you the real one.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah right, the real The ruin probably is ship though
it doesn't work with Yeah, it probably was like a
million bucks. But Bruce wayne x dot com is the
website Bruce wayne x dot com. If you go there,
you'll be able to just follow the directions and if
you've got three million around, you can only send them
an email to request to purchase.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Like it looks like me, don't don't even try it.
If you don't prove you've got the money, it.
Speaker 9 (30:45):
Says, fuck your cyber truck.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Watch the link says request offered a buy, Yeah, so
can I please buy?
Speaker 9 (30:51):
It?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Will let you know, right, but it would be kind
of bad asked to have that thing. It's a little
it seems a little inconvenient, like I don't know if
you can drive that park that then yeah, yeah, you're
not taking out through a drive through or anything.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Like that, but exactly you're taking up somebody else's spot.
Hard to get out of your mini van when you're
next to the tumb.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
We're super hard to get out of that thing too.
I mean if you see the way it opens, like
the the roof like have to open up, It's like, yeah,
I have to park it in a field to get
out appropriately.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
It'd be a pretty tough.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Why did they make the website sound like it's Batman porn.
Speaker 9 (31:23):
I know, that's exactly what I have to I have
to add the exit.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Sounded shady for sure.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Maybe it's because it's it's ten of them, they're selling
ten of them.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (31:32):
I don't know, there you go, Batman, Bruce Wayne ten
and whatever.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
We don't have three million dollars. We don't have three millions.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
We don't even get an email back.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
Yeah, we're blocked from even entering the website.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
What did you guys?
Speaker 7 (31:49):
I had something that I read in the news today
that happened in Oregon that was really kind of crazy.
Did you guys hear about this ambulance that hit the
bicyclist and then charged him for the ambulance ride that
they gave him to the hoste little Yes, that's fun.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Yeah, and like Tanner, you know, you know how expensive
rides in the back of an ambulance.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah, they ended up not charging me in the in
the end, But what was like, No, it was like, uh,
the ambulance ride was like five.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
K's so insane. Yeah, I mean, unless you're singing and
serving food.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Because and by the way, I had no choice, you know,
like they they had like they go could do you
have anybody that could take you to the hospital, because
I drove to an urgent care and like they couldn't
help me, and they're like, we need to take you
to the actual like like emergency room hospital. It's a
long time ago, and they and they're like, uh, I
have nobody to take me. I'll just call an uber.
And they wouldn't let me call an uber.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, they once they're you're in their care.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
And so they they called the fire department and like
six burly dudes who all smelled like sweat showed up
and and literally put you on a stretch on a
stretcher and carried me to the flip and ambulance. And
I was like I don't need I was like awake,
you know, like I don't need this. But yeah, five
about five k like so there's like forty six hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Something stuff, not shit. But they hit you like not
youre a situation and they hit you on a bike.
There's no way you can charge that's a free ride.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
When the waitress spilled them the margarita and my girlfriend
and still charged her for it, yeah that would.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
I should be charging you with attempted murder. Like, what
is happening? Yeah, yeah, why are you no?
Speaker 7 (33:22):
That's it's gonna cost him, I think because they the
dude filed a lawsuit.
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Yeah, he's already racked up.
Speaker 7 (33:28):
It was like eighteen hundred dollars bill, forty seven thousand
in medical expenses, another fifty grand of expected medical costs.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Every bit of that should.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Be paid n ninety seven thousand dollars suit against them?
Speaker 13 (33:41):
How much?
Speaker 8 (33:44):
Nine ninety seven thousand.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
I was gonna say, like, just sorry as bills and
then throw the throw the twenty five K.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I don't know if he deserves a million, yeah, whatever,
the bills are in a little pain and suffering, yeah.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Well, and that's it gets to that Drew. His pain
and suffering is Look, it's bad because he's he got
hit by car. Sucks, but his pain and suffering is
like loss of grip strength and I hurt.
Speaker 8 (34:05):
My head hurts sometimes.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
So he's really stretching about.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
All he's got to do is like say, yeah, when
a'm microwave prins on, I throw up. Okay, But there's a.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
Good there's a little nugget of good here, because he argues,
this is a pretty small ambulance here Columbia River Fire
and Rescue. So like pretty small area. He's arguing that
the insurance company that insures them is liable to pay
all of the damages regardless if he's if he's victorious
(34:35):
in his suit, so it might not even fall to
the ambulance company. If they can't afford that, they'll pay
what they can, and then you know, the insurance company
might get stuck with it. Which look, it's an insurance
company getting stuck with less than a million dollars.
Speaker 8 (34:48):
This guy got hit on his bike. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
And that's really n I'm okay with it because of
what they do to us every day. They'll throw that
money to him and not blink while doing it. Right,
Let yeah, that's fine whatever. I just like, at first,
I was like, Jesus Christ, a lot of money, But
if it were me.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
Why not? You know what I mean? And that at
that point I'm like, fuck you guys, like whatever, give it.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
You gotta take a shot. If you ain't asking, you ain't.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Get exactly yeah, exactly, all right, Well that does it
for us. Uh tomorrow will be back for one more
Donkey Show podcast Thursday show. And there was something I
was going to share with you this rash uh rash
is cured. I had some moint man rash is cured up.
There was something else, Uh what was it? I can't remember.
Speaker 9 (35:35):
I know you'll think of it like two in the morning. Yeah,
there it is.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Anyway, we'll be back tomorrow with another pod. We'll do
some porn star birthdays. I guess tomorrow bing Bom we'll
talk about a breaking in there in Christmas, we get
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