TD&L Donkey Show Podcast for Wednesday - Conclave

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready. I bet that's a
good start.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
What's Happening in Kiddos. Thank you for checking out Tanner,
Drew and Laura's Donkey Show podcast. Oh heard online at
one five nine, the brew dot com, our, iHeartRadio app
or wherever you listen to podcast. Thanks for checking us out.
I'm Tanner, Drew's here, Laura's here, and Marcus is here
with us today. Yeah, Buddy Court maybe joining us in

(00:34):
a few minutes. I did want to play you a
couple of things today. I got some audio clips from
Alex Jones. He's got some some pretty wise words that
he'd like to share.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Haven't heard around him in a wild post lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, he's still doing his info worst thing even though
they are. I think he's still doing How does that?
Maybe he's maybe this clip isn't isn't new. I don't know.
I've never seen it before, but I think he's still
doing something.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
He's probably in litigation and can continue.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, how does that work?

Speaker 5 (01:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Let me look up.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Because I thought he had to stop doing his podcast.
What I thought?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
But this clip is just gold. I think so, but
maybe not.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Would you find it?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I found it on the tiktoks just showed up at
my feed last night. I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
When you google it, it's kind of weird because there's
articles from last year that are like info Wars to
be shut down in months, but what is months?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah it does. Ax Jones still have a show.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
It's kind of ambiguous.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I have to get it. Looks like I have to
dig and find this out.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
It's on the dark web somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh, this is Alex Jones just went somewhere else. This
is from the Atlantic.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Because didn't the Onion buy it?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Right, and everyone thought it was a joke and then
it was like, well.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, but they don't. They don't own Alex Jones's stupid
loud mouth, right, so he.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Would go he doesn't have to be on info Wars
and he's loud his you know, his followers will go wherever.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
So I'm not going to sound like another podcast or something.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I'm not going to share where he's at. But yeah,
he's still he still do He's got a platform. But
I was gonna wait for court. Maybe I should just
play it now. Yeah, this clip is from Alex Jones. Uh,
and he's.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I guess still got some theories.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
He's talking about politics. He's, yeah, he's just listen.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
There's no video of President Trump sucking a ding dong,
and so what if there was.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
That's a lot better than World War Three. I never
sucked any ding dongs.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Oh my god, I'm glad he threw in the clarification.
You little whip if you're thinking about.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
It, But.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
It's fine if you have.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
He's he's the little out of context clips are funny,
but I don't necessarily want to watch that whole show.
But he's crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
No, you definitely don't. It's interesting to me though, that
someone can say such wild things and still garner a following.

Speaker 7 (02:59):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
So there's by the way, I also don't fully believe
that he's never sucked a ding dong. I just I
can't prove that he hasn't.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Well, he's got a ton of things that aren't believable, right,
he's already cried wolf, So how am I supposed to
believe him about ding dong?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
And it's so funny because there's a guy sitting next
to him and he goes, you know something, something owen
and the guy leans back like, oh don't.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
He's like, don't put me in the ding dong?

Speaker 7 (03:18):
Ya?

Speaker 5 (03:18):
How do you? How do you keep a straight face
when you're having a conversation with this guy?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You probably believe the bs. That's why all the people
around him are really young.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
And don't they end up quitting and become jaded always.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
And they go on like OPB and tell everybody what
really happened?

Speaker 6 (03:31):
You know, this guy was just a washing dumpsterfire of
President Trump sucking a ding.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Dong, a ding do?

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, who cares he sucked any ding dongs?

Speaker 4 (03:46):
He says it like he's talking about the tasty treat.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
The ding dong, grubbing on a ding do, like Alex Jones,
I know you've sucks on a ding dong.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, might not be a flesh sor I know you've
had a few.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Chalk aggressively. I would imagine he got.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Jez Yeah, okay, I mean yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
You ever seen that video of him chasing people down
in Texas. No, there's a video of him, like he's
just walking on the street yelling at people, literally yelling
at people, and one guy walks by. He's probably going
to his car, leaving work and he mouths something to
Alex Jones and Alex Jones loses his tits.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
I feel like he was having a mental break that day.
It was a total Chris Farley moment. It was totally
like it's a skit.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's like the arms are ever done. Let me see
if I get pull it up, because he's also there's
a video of him at like a Texas roadhouse or something.
It's some family restaurant, screaming at everyone there. There's the
one at the fish and chip shop that might be
it where he goes bunk. Which one should I pull
up first?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
They're both pretty great.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Man, Don't be screaming at me when I'm just trying
to enjoy my rolls and cinnamon butter at a Texas roadhouse.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
You know, here's Alex Jones chasing a guy on the streets.
I think it's think it's Austin. Oh no, it looks
like it's This was Seattle. And then, of course.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
Yesterday in Unison, all the newspapers said the stock market's
gonna plunge, to plunge, the stock market in total globalist
economic warfare against an attempt for our country to get
out of the trans specific partnership that was bipartisanally set
up and written in secret.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
This guy's cartman, grown up, No he is.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's why bipartisanly, come on.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Over here, come on over. Okay, so someone said something
to him.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
Now he's hereous, that's why bipartisanly, come on over here,
Come on over he Now you flipped me off.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Come on, doward, No coward, you're not an.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Inelectrical You're a facon, a fraud.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
He's pointing at him, and now he's chasing him. He
chases him across the street.

Speaker 9 (05:44):
No, no, no, no, no, let me off.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
He's not an election comes off.

Speaker 8 (05:50):
I'm fully fuck you figure.

Speaker 10 (05:54):
Yeah, you know something.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
I'm afraid you people. You got something to say, say it?
You have nothing electrial said thinking you're an intellectual dumbass
to watch the main street media anyways, Like.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I just flipped him off on his walk and then
that's how he reacted. You're not intellectual dumb ass and
he's the worst.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
But how exhausting is it?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Right?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Like if this live like that every day, you're even
if you think you're right, which you I don't even
know if he believes his own stink half the time
but I would be so tired, I know, of having to.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Defend my angle. Yeah, like it just at.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Someone, I'd waved the flag and beg you think what
you think?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Now, here's a clip of Alex Jones melting down at
a restaurant in Texas. I don't know what kind of
restaurant it is, but here's the clip. By the way,
I'm watching the video in there is a it's a
full restaurant of people. I mean, it's a full restaurant's
like a Friday night or something.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Alex versus restaurant families.

Speaker 9 (06:54):
And you're idiots, you say getting a high place makes
people bad.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
People are all sick of your shit.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
They're Americans.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
They're not traders of scom like her.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Except.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Alex Scott has his phone out like a Karen. He's
filming it all.

Speaker 10 (07:13):
You're a follower a leader.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Right after he calls someone fat and sloppy, they call
him out for being pregnant.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
And I think at this moment he realized that realizes
the restaurants kind of against him. Yeah, people are laughing
at you and then calling you pregnant.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Now he wants to fight?

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Come on, no, no, no, you're the one acting.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I want someone to knock him out. I want someone
to he's challenging people left and right, and he's kind
of big and probably intimidating. I just want someone to go,
you know what, bitch, and knock him the fuck out.
Was he the one who was in martial arts? I
think he does train and something, but I don't know
what he's He's a tough guy, which is unfortunate. He's
not afraid to say to I think there's some strength
behind all that fat because a lot of people would

(08:09):
not have the balls, not and it is not right
what he's doing. It's absolutely wrong, but the balls to
say let's go to a restaurant. Yeah, I mean he
probably has some sort of skill, but you're also terribly
out of shape. If someone could just one minute into
this him in the side of the head with some
Texas toast, last.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
One minute and he'll throw up.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
That has a waste of perfectly good Texas test.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, but that's you. At a restaurant, you can get more.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
It is.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
The guy is just a maniac, and he does look
like he's strong. Chris Farley strong.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, he's been in the caps on him.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Oh, you support censorship.

Speaker 8 (08:45):
You're not an Americans look at.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
This and like this is what all Karen's do. There's like,
you talk to this guy, Why are you talking to me?
You're the only one we hear. Yeah, you're the one yelling.
You're the one with your phone out being ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Like you're the lightning rod. Yeah, and you're gonna point
at us. He's a male Karen and he jaws out
if you I'm watching the video.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
He's doing this. Now, he could be angry, but he's
doing this.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, and I'm I'm wouldn't be surprised if some strange
medication or doing some recreational stuff, because all these videos
kind of came out in succession, one after another, like yeah,
I'm getting some French fries and then scut.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Up about that Alex Jones.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
And you know when you're when your shirt hangs up
and we can see the bottom of your belly, you
don't get to call.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
And that's the world we're living in now, Like the
people who are the slobbiest are calling people slats.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
I don't even see it.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
I think, I mean, he's got some balls even going out.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah you can't see those balls, but he.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
And has not been able to for several years.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Those karate balls of his.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Yeah, I just like I don't know, like he has
to know what people think of him, you know, So
it's like to put up a fuss like that after
all this time. Calm down, buddy.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Well there it is Alex Jones not doing himself any favors,
and he will continue to not do himself favors.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
It's kind of his mo.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
He can't get around out of his own way.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Oh, he's huge. It takes a long time. So Marcus,
you know what say you to all this? Are you
big Alex Jones fan? You seem like you seem like
you're a you'd be an Info Wars.

Speaker 11 (10:27):
You got a.

Speaker 10 (10:28):
Stickery Yeah, even if I was, I don't think you
guys should catch me dead admitting it on this podcast.
But no, I couldn't hear the clips. But I've heard
so much of Alex Jones. What's funny to me is
I always sit here when when whatever our chat interface
does this thing and doesn't let me hear the clips.
I try to build the clips in my mind as

(10:48):
you guys talk about them, And this one is a
fucking circus, Like I have no idea what he's doing.
Other than the fact that you said a restaurant yelling,
you've probably no idea what he's onto.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
These are old clips see him.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, so an ass out in the street and the
other one's the same idea in a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Marcus couldn't hear all that. Apparently there's some tech issue.
But he did it professionally and set there. The real
professional thing is not acknowledge it, just keep moving on.
But that's fine professional light. He set there and listened
or not listen.

Speaker 10 (11:18):
Like before we went on, we're just talking about behind
the scenes stuff like, yeah, that's cool, let's let him,
let's let him peek.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
I guess you're right. You get a point there. But uh,
but you know he was professionally set there and just
was patient and waited his turn.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, I'm sure he was.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
He was doing something fapping.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Do you into Marcus, when you fap, do you fap
into a sock or YouTube and you tube it up?

Speaker 11 (11:38):
No?

Speaker 9 (11:39):
I don't tube it up.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I did it. I did it a couple of times,
and it's great because you don't have there's no clean up.
It goes right into that sock. You just throw it
into the you know, laundry. It really is really great.

Speaker 9 (11:48):
But now I have a half a pair of socks
that are burnt.

Speaker 10 (11:52):
Like I don't keep a lot of socks, you know,
I got like, I got like a couple of weeks
worth of socks. I don't like doing laundry, but socks
are something I don't like to overwhelm myself with. And
if I start losing one left foot out of each
pair of socks every time I decide to fap, laundry
goes up.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah. Sure, maybe just get some FAP in socks.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Oh my god, Yeah, I need more forensic proof stuff.
I can't be dropping jizz socks and with my kids
T shirts happening.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
You get it with your kids, But I'm just saying,
when they grow up, it's a lot of it's a lot. Well,
they're not going to know this. Just see a stiff
sock going the So do you.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Like fap like the whole time with a sock on?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
That seems the one or two I did it a
couple of times, and so I think the two times
I did it, I did I put it on.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Out of the two billion FAPs, Laura, that's the percentage.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, it's I mean, there's way more than that. You're
way underestimating.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
I mean, there's life is long.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Would I wouldn't be great to see a counter of
how many times you fapp? I would actually like to
see that.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
No, you would be I bet you'd be embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Maybe I'm really proud the odometer on my yaps. That's
just like history, you know, I could maybe just stick
of times. Anyway, what was I saying?

Speaker 5 (12:59):
Think of all the manyture tanners that could have been
walking around. Each fap was a miniature tanner.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
You're still just we're still just gizzing in socks.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Well, I had a thing though, I yeah, I put
it on, and so I I did the whole thing
with it. I just used a tube sock and old
tube sock. I don't even wear tube socks anymore, don't
even have any.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
He only has the right one.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
No, they were very nice, very nice.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
There's a bunch of stiff left ones, and I can't find.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
You like put a pump a couple of pumps of
like vasili and lotion in there.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
There's a couple of pumps of something.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Well, yeah, but I mean like.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Pumping vasily your socks you're not like rubbing it and grinding.
It's not a feat. That's not the way guys jerk off,
like everyone like like, like I saw a really funny
meme that was talking about how guys pitch their balls.
We don't itch our balls. We pinch and then we
move them around a little bit.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Yeah, it's like it's more of like a situational.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Pinch and move around the skin on your dick.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
You just are fully sid I just hold onto that.
I don't need to like, well.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, I know, but you're still making contact with your dick, but.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
You're but you're not rubbing, you know what I'm saying,
Like you're just laying on a piece of fruit skin
like rubbing against something. You're kind of in one place.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
He's teaching Laura, Laura, I don't want to beat off.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Oh okay, wants to technically how it works, because like you,
we're not.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Like it doesn't need to overthought.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Just taking her hands and rubbing up and down the
skin like that.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
It's just a it's like a it's a it's a rub.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
I suppose it is, unless you use a lot of
lotion or whatever that's your thing. I guess you could
do it that way, but like, that's not the way
I would assume guys jerk off.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
I'm just so, are you?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
How are you confused? You've given a hand job?

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Yeah, and I'm not just sitting there in one place.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
You give bad hands.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
The rookie eyes you got going on over there.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
I feel bad. I had a girl do that like that,
and it was the worst shapestown shapes like she was
a carpenter.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
I don't like go to town like that. But I mean,
I figure, I mean, there's gotta be some friction somewhere.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Port Saint Chape.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
I don't understand. I'm so confused.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
That's we're gonna name your parking spot if we ever
get one.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
She's got her own techniques. I'm sure it's wizard Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I mean court, Have you ever jerked off into a sock?

Speaker 7 (15:11):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (15:12):
Into a sock? No, because it's the kind of a
small target. I like a like a towel or a
shirt or an inner tube, like separated from the.

Speaker 9 (15:20):
End of it. It's not like a target. It's not
a target practice, right, I don't do on.

Speaker 11 (15:26):
I don't do it into the sock.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
No.

Speaker 11 (15:27):
I would have never done it into the.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Song it's it's nice, is it? It's really nice? And
there's less there's like no cleanup.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Well, I just use a condom next time.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Do what I did that when I was like fourteen
or whatever, and I remember, dude, so I did it.
I jerked off with the condom because I just wanted
to know what it was like to put a condom
on mainly. But then I jerked off and but then
I was done with it. We lived in a basement
at the time because the house next door was ours.
It was being built, so we just lived in this
tiny little basement and I just took the condom off
and threw it out the window that's at the top
of My stepdad comes around the next day. He's like,

(15:56):
I found a condom outside and I said nothing.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
You're like, that's so weird and c and they probably
thought it was some two kids humping outside. Yeah who
could Yeah, you threw one out off a solo mission.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
And they never suspected me and said stayed quiet.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Tana's like, your Stepdad's like, sona, you're seeing anybody else
looking in your window.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I think I think they may have thought that because
they did have they My mom did see a peeping
tom once at that house. I wasn't home, but she
said she saw the guy and Scott chased him down
my stepdad, So yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I couldn't you know.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
So maybe they just think, oh, it's a condom guy.

Speaker 11 (16:33):
Sure, yeah, random people jerking off in your yard.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
You know, totally fine.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Anything's based anyway.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Try it out, you guys. You'll appreciate it. Where thanks,
what else I'll go?

Speaker 7 (16:46):
So?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Uh, what else today?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (16:47):
We I mean, I'm just looking at the list of
things we didn't talk about. I'm scattered. You can rent
an old guy in Japan. So there's apparently like an
epidemic of lonely old men in Japan where they just
they don't have families or wives or anything, so they
need things to do.

Speaker 7 (17:03):
Well.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
The service is popped up where you can hire these
guys to do things around the house, emotional support, like
really anything that you kind of need, you can find
an old man available for it.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Like you need a Grandpad type figure. You can rent one.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Old guy rental service. It started actually thirteen years ago
to help older men feel more valued. People can rent
these men for about seven bucks an hour and you're
pretty good and you can talk at advice. Just spend
time with if you want. Maybe they can help you
with some electrical stuff in your house.

Speaker 11 (17:32):
Whatever, gotten chops and a bunch of win in the backyard,
go chop that up.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
I came o. They're thinking they're going to talk, and
you just give him a list of chores.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
You're going to drag those rocks from there over there, Carl.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I know you're seventy three, but this is what I
was going to say.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
They're old.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
They can't do that much manual labor.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Price on labor.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Tell one seventy year old guy that he can't do anything.
He's gonna push you aside.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
And do yeah, and then he's gonna be Then I'm
gonna have a dead seventy.

Speaker 9 (17:56):
Year old dime.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
He might call down your stairs, but he wants to
do it himself.

Speaker 11 (18:00):
Seven dollars an hour. You can rent like the far
or four or five of those guys. Get something knocked out.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Get a game, seventy two bucks. You can have yourself again,
you guys.

Speaker 11 (18:08):
You guys all get a sock. Here you go.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Oh my god, that's amazing.

Speaker 10 (18:13):
I'm all about respecting the elders and everything, but they
better be able to bring some value.

Speaker 9 (18:17):
If I'm paying for it. I don't need friends. You do.

Speaker 10 (18:20):
You should be paying me right now if you want
to come over and just talk.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
I think it's it's like I thought you were the
lonely one Grandpa.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
I help me, you help me, I help you, help me,
do help me?

Speaker 5 (18:30):
We all help me.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Yeah, I help you, you help me.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Thing.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
So I mean we'll get one.

Speaker 9 (18:35):
Everything will be covered.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Listen, this has been going on for thirteen years.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
To be honest, if I want to feel valuable, I
don't want somebody to pay for my services.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Right well, it's like that's a greeter at Walmart. You
just take what you get. Yeah, don't throw a fit.

Speaker 8 (18:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Walmart's in Japan might be nicer.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
I bet they probably are.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Sure everything is nicer in Japan. I can't wait to go.
It's I want to go there more than I want
to go to Europe. I think I want to go
to New Zealand first, more than anything else. But like,
Japan looks rat the speed trains you can get from
one end of the country to the other like an hour.

Speaker 11 (19:05):
It's a weird place, like I've never been there. But
just like based on the pictures, like the cities are
like super modern.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
And they're high tech and they're clean.

Speaker 11 (19:12):
Yeah, and then you get anywhere outside of the city
and it's like a completely different.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Or each time you use a public toilet, a lot
of the times they self clean themselves, like you just
close the door and then like pressure washers come on
and like heat, like like when you're washing dishes.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Yeah, dish washer basically like you'd see in a restaurant.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Yeah, how there's a dryer that comes on afterwards, because
I don't want to be sitting on a wet toilet.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
And I'm pretty sure they all have bidets too.

Speaker 11 (19:36):
Hot and damn that's my kind of Duland though, like
somebody after you're done, somebody will go in there and
peel over the walls. I mean it's the same thing.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Yeah, yeah, so it's like that's true, the same thing.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Oh A, right, dude.

Speaker 10 (19:50):
I imagine a Walmart in Japan, Like you're in Japan,
you're loving it. Everything is, you're learning about the culture.
Everything is just falling right into place, and you walk
into Walmart and it's like you've been teleported to Mississippi,
Like you know, that's what it's going to be like,
I don't think Walmart can get away from that. I
think it takes Mississippi with it where it goes.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Say, I just looked it up and apparently Walmart is
not in Japan.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Was going to say, doubt Japan.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
They've got a Sam still there.

Speaker 9 (20:19):
Japan didn't want Mississippi East, so they said no.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Yeah, we also didn't talk about this today. Conclave, the
movie that's focused on the death of the pope and
electing the new one, has seen a two hundred and
eighty three percent increase in viewership.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Yeah, and that's only gonna skyrocket because now it's free
on the zon Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
And especially since his funerals now Saturday.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah, people will be Saturday night front of mine and
that's like an all day thing.

Speaker 11 (20:44):
I think, right, that was that was some amazing timing
with the release of that movie. Like, I mean, they
couldn't timed it any better.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
They had to know, like, well, he's really old and
his health.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Is a good But I mean it's been in production
for you know, it would be almost impossible to time
that out.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
I think it sometimes to get let I.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Think these studios will just sit leave a script in
a drawer until it's the perfect time.

Speaker 11 (21:05):
So are you saying the studio killed the pope?

Speaker 5 (21:06):
I make sure that j Van killed the pope.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Okay, So what's up of that, Marcus? Did you hear
that story?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
No?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
So jd Vance met with the Pope like four hours
before he passed. And apparently jd Vance when he went there,
was expecting to meet the pope and they tell him, no,
you're not going to meet the pope. He's you know,
he's tired, he's not doing well, not doing well, and
apparently jd vans through a fit. I don't know, this
is just what the stories are that he was upset
saying this is you know, very offensive. I'm the vice president.

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Came all the way here and so then they, you know, reluctantly,
I guess, went to get the pope. He agreed to
meet with him for like I don't even know if
it was five minutes, a couple of minutes, like maybe,
and jd Vance looks kind of desperate where he's like,
thank you, thank you so much for meeting me, thank
you so much, you know, he just seems But then
four hours later the Pope died.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
So kiss of death.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
The memes are.

Speaker 10 (21:58):
You know he killed brut there means are appropriate. It's
that that's that's uncanny. First of all, I had not
heard that that was the case. And I feel like
knowing this Pope, he probably just met with him out
of the kindness of his heart. If he did throw
a fit, I wonder about that though, because I hear
a lot about the Vatican being very buttoned up, and

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I don't know that just anybody, even if you are
the VP of the United States, gets to throw much
of a fit inside the Vatican, especially if you're there
to meet the Hope. Like I would think there's a
few of those guys in dark suits there might tuck
you into one of their rooms down underneath the Vatican
and nobody sees you.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Ever Again, I would go and fetch the Pope, but
God is very angry.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Cut it.

Speaker 10 (22:42):
Just betting on knowing this Pope and the type of
person he's been throughout his entire thing. He tries I mean,
he's still the Catholic pope, like there's all the stuff
that comes with that, but he's tried on like what
was it gay marriage? He was the first pope that
kind of said, I look maybe we can relax on that.
Maybe he was just trying to be nice and it
killed him.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
I did hear that the pope said more Catholic. He
also said that if aliens were to come to Earth
that he would baptize him.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yeah, you know, that's what for a pope.

Speaker 11 (23:13):
He was.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Also, you know what else I learned about the pope recently?
He used to be a bouncer, Francis. Yeah, he was
a bouncer at a nightclubs.

Speaker 11 (23:28):
Oh yeah, he snaps the next I bet, I bet.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
He probably did some really bad things, and that's why
he's super kind. Now that's what usually happened.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
He's Brazilian, right, he's Argentine. He's Argentinian. Well, both both
those places have very rough areas where if you were
a bouncer, damn, you probably were pretty bad as.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Yeah, well he seemed like a really really sorry Marcus.
He seems like a really nice guy. He seemed like
he walked, he talked to talk and walked the talk
or whatever walk walk. He just seems genuine Yeah, Marcus, good.

Speaker 10 (23:59):
He didn't snap. Next, you guys, he delivered them from evil. Okay,
he's a god fearing man. This is a pope, so
I would love to see him bounce him. But he
always did look a little bit larger in stature than
a lot of the other cardinal and pope that I see.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
M M.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Just shows that you can become the pope from anywhere.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
I don't know much about the popes. They don't they
don't marry, right, no single.

Speaker 11 (24:22):
No, yeah, all the priests and Catholicism have to remain single,
which is.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Part of the part of the problem. I know he
didn't die alone, but it's just kind of sad, you know.

Speaker 11 (24:30):
Yeah, no, I mean he's he was surrounded by him. Sure,
a bunch of dudes in rows, bunch of dudes, Yeah
for sure.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yeah, no, ladies, this is such a wiener fest.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
But he was. You know, he's the first pope in
a century to be buried outside of the Vatican. He
wanted to keep it very simple and small and be
buried in the earth. So Saturday it happens, and then
the process of finding the new pope will begin, and
that's super secretive. We don't really know how it's done.
We know that there's some voting.

Speaker 11 (24:55):
Well, if you if you watch conclave, they lay it
out like they is that is that super accurate?

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Apparently on the news yesterday they were saying, we don't
really know everything. It's very secretive.

Speaker 11 (25:04):
You don't get to be in the room like you
don't there's no cameras or anything, so you don't hear
the discussion.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
You do it like a court room and just have
c span in that.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Wait for the smoke, right right.

Speaker 11 (25:13):
So they they get all the cardinals from all over
the world, they all come to the Sistine Chapel. They
pile in there and then they basically start laying out
they start jocking for position, like, they start laying out
who who they think that the top people are. Then
they do some voting and then they if if nobody
gets selected, then black smoke comes out the chimney. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I remember seeing that when they elected the guy who
didn't last very long.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Oh yeah, both of those because we got to say twice.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Because they didn't agree at first.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
Is that it?

Speaker 11 (25:44):
Yeah, yea Pope Benedict. So yeah, that that black smoke
means there's no no decision and.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
That doesn't have to be so secretive though, I mean, like,
can they be more transparent? Why is why does it
shows like American Idol have a bet of roading system
than things like this. Maybe they should it like that,
like text pope to nine two nine two.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Yeah, my god.

Speaker 11 (26:01):
I think it's because I mean, this this person is
supposed to be the direct line to God, and so
the last thing you wanted is to have like video
of other people slagging off on him, talking about like
yeah I saw that dude the.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Other day, going to be a tribunal about it.

Speaker 11 (26:16):
Yeah, So you don't want all that, all the dirt
coming out in public.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Like we chose this one, even though we just buried
all his secrets.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
It's a black smoke if they don't choose them, and
then what white smoke.

Speaker 11 (26:25):
White smoke means they got a pope.

Speaker 10 (26:26):
So yeah, they And the reason that they're that they're
doing that, what you're seeing burnt there is the votes.
They're keeping it anonymous, even from themselves. If I'm not mistaken,
they burn the pages, right, I think they.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
I think they know special smoke to the billows out
of there.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (26:42):
I think they have a general idea of the vote
because because then they have to go back and vote again,
and they know who the people were that had the
most votes, and they're like, so then they start kind
of driving.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I think that's smoke bombs from Blackjack. I think they
just picked those up on the fourth heavily ring.

Speaker 10 (26:56):
And I'm not saying that they don't count the votes,
but the votes themselves are kept anonymous, like I'm not
gonna know what the cardinals sitting to.

Speaker 9 (27:03):
My right, oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right yeah, and
that's why they can't quote. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Maybe should be like a rap battle and they just
battle rap until they was one man standing.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Surprisingly they do. That's pretty impressive.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I'm the pope, I'm a rom's a dope.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
You should have seen Benedicte was the best, but.

Speaker 9 (27:22):
Not a great American ninja warrior.

Speaker 10 (27:24):
They have to see how good they can genuflect and
how good they can cross you up, and all that
good stuff that they do in the Catholic Church.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Break dance competition.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
The whole thing sounds amazing.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Well, Saturday, that's when it happens. If you're listening to
this on Wednesday, April twenty third, and we're recording it,
the pope will be laid to rest on Saturday, and
then the process of choosing the one begins. Other things
we didn't talk about today, maybe we should say this
one tomorrow. It's list of airplane etiquette rules that travelers
want everyone to follow. Like when I flew to California
to go to Disneyland and a friend was with me,
and she had the middle seat and the person to

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her right took the arm rest.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
In my opinion, you can't do that. Middle seat gets
both arm right.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
And I told her, you took the armrest.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
He knows to lean out, not in middle seat.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Gets arm rest in my opinion. But that's an unspoken rule.
Am I the only one who thinks that?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
I agree?

Speaker 5 (28:09):
I agree it is unspoken though.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
And he was big and then he started eating. Uh
he's a really big dude, like not fat, but like tall,
just like maybe maybe buff. But he was eating.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Like, why didn't you do your friend is Salim and
give her the aisle seat.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
I was in the window.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Why didn't you give her the window?

Speaker 7 (28:25):
Nope?

Speaker 4 (28:25):
He's like, this is how it fell.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
I'm not sitting. I actually prefer the isle. But that
guy was. But he was even like Japanese food or something.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Though if you're on if you're on the aisle, you
can lean.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
All the way seat. I thought he was. I thought
he was one of those guys that wasn't paying attention
to surroundings.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
It was just him, probably was.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
And I just if I tried to not focus on it,
because I would have been, I would have gotten pissed
and said something so and then I would have regretted
because I always do that, like I'm going to say something,
then I say something.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
And then you're wrapped in Wayneyland.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
The stun mark on my neck also today, So yeah,
we'll share that tomorrow. The list of rules I think good.
Let's see, only thirteen percent of Americans feel quote very
good about their finances.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yeah, I'm not sound sor right.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
That's brutal. Yeah, I mean it's hard when I go
in there and I spent ninety seven dollars on three
items and I yeah, I don't feel good about it. Yeah,
I feel good about it at all.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
You know, I'm trying. I'm trying to save, but I
can't because everyone's nickeling diming me everyone.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yeah, and that's why eighty seven percent of people are hurting.

Speaker 11 (29:32):
Yeah, it's also hard to be excited about your finances
when you when the four to one k it looks like.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
You know, oh my god, I actually looked at mine
yesterday and I was like, I know I shouldn't do this.

Speaker 9 (29:42):
And I looked and I was like, yeah, I did it.

Speaker 11 (29:46):
Thousands of dollars, evil lost.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
I did it last week and I didn't want to.
That's why I didn't bring it up. It's just sad.
So yeah, it's a it's a ship show out there,
and by shit show, i'm talking about Marcus's chest hair.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
It's really grossy it really is.

Speaker 9 (30:00):
That sound very nice. It's got like a.

Speaker 10 (30:04):
Touch of gray, you know, it's got the just for men. Look,
I'm starting to I'm starting to age. Fine wine, you guys.
I don't know if you've noticed that when I showed up,
but I'm peaking gray and the beard in just the
right places. I'm peaking gray in the chest and just
the right places.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
I'm feeling good halfway through Papa Baby.

Speaker 9 (30:22):
Fine wine on top of that sucks. I'm still really bald.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
To mind when you were in town, it looks skunky beard. Yeah,
I don't know what what it was. Man.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Marcus and I have been trying to play VIDs for
like a month, and every time he was like, all right,
I'm gonna be on in an hour and then he
and then two hours goes by, and then he says, oh, man,
I uninstalled the game. I have to reinstall it. And
so he says, oh, it should take like ten minutes.
Three hours later, Hey man, it's like we haven't been.

Speaker 10 (30:53):
Heam is bigger than half a terribide. I never said
it was going to take ten minutes whatever.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Maybe I filed that part in, but the point is
he wants to play video I want to play games.
In the last two times, you know we can.

Speaker 10 (31:04):
Because times I had I had a tech issue, which
is par for the course for you and I. And also, uh,
the second time, I was helping my wife get ready
for something that was a pretty big deal for her.
And it's really tough to say, Hey, I know that
this is a big deal for you, but Tanner's really
been trying to play VIDs with me for like at least.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
You know what's important, Marcus, listen, he's a wise man.
He's a wise man.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
What's more important to you?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Make it happen tonight, not tonight because tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
I can't do it on the weeknights.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
God, because I'm I'm it's an into tournament amount of
time that I'm unavailable for because I will be tailgating
the conclave until we get some black smoke.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
All right, fair enough.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
But I for some reason, and I don't know if
other people are like this.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Court.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
I know you play games once in a while, but
I I just want to drink when I play games.
So I don't really play games during the week because
I sit there and I want to beer, and next thing,
you know, four beers go by, and it's a it's
a Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
You're still waiting for Marcus.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yeah, so I don't really play a lot. Maybe I'll
play a quick game of Call Duty just to you know,
segue into something else, but I really can't get into it.
Do you. Are you that way where you feel when
you're playing, you feel like you need something like I
need to sodo or I need a beer. I mean
it smoke weed.

Speaker 11 (32:18):
Beer would be nice. But a lot of times I do.
I will play on the during the week just because
I kind of do it where I can fit it in.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (32:27):
So I will sometimes play a game of PUBG. Like
I'll have a little bit of time play a game
of PUBG, then somebody screaming at me from up you know,
from downstairs. All right, I'll turn it off. Turn it off,
go back downstairs, do whatever it is, come back up
a couple of hours later, play one or half a game.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Now, are you the guy that will wait till the
game's over? Do you shut it down right in the
middle of the game.

Speaker 11 (32:46):
I will, I mean depends on what's happening. If if
it is, if it's an emergency, I'll just shut it down.
If I think I can somehow get back. It's like,
that's probably pubg like it. It runs whether or not
you are playing. You can't just put it on pause. Yeah, yeah, right,
So you like, if I think I can get downstairs
do whatever it does I need to do, and then
get back upstairs before the blue wall hits me, sure
I'll do otherwise No, I.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Think Drew says the same thing. It's like, Okay, the
kids need this real quick, and put the game down
before the blue wall. Yeah comes in, Try.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
And come back though. You don't want to let your
team down.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
That's what dude, I was just saying. I get pissed
when people do that.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Yeah, I try not to do.

Speaker 11 (33:19):
I get let down so often by everybody else. I
feel like they deserve it.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
It clutches out more than I ever leave. You know,
if I let him down, it's because it went shut down.

Speaker 11 (33:29):
I mean, and here's what I will say to anybody
who does play that game. Turn off the mic on
your headset. If you're having a conversation with somebody else
in the room, thank you.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Or if you just like the people who just leave
their TV loud and I hear that everything else twice
the gunfire comes back. That is awful to segway real quick,
did you guys, because we got to go here soon,
But did you guys see the pictures of the house
that laws living next to.

Speaker 11 (33:49):
I haven't seen the pictures yet. I hear you talking
about it this morning. Come with the bright pink house.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yes, she'll show you bright pink dude, and they're gonna
probably finish it today.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
I'm yeah, I'm assuming.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
What would you do if you live next to this house?

Speaker 11 (34:01):
I mean, I have I have some Oh that is pink.
That is very pink.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
It's I just don't get a lot of work done. Yeah,
that that's not a lot of work.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
That's probably like it looks like you probably spent all
day doing that. It looks about a forty five minute job.

Speaker 11 (34:14):
That's like donut shop pink.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
I know. I mean it's like, yeah, it's like it's
like a little bit redder than voodoo donuts. I feel
like it's like salmon.

Speaker 11 (34:20):
So when you were talking about it earlier, I was
thinking just like a I don't know, like a like
a pale yeah, like a pale no. Yeah, I mean
I have there's a pale pink house in my neighborhood.
I think it's obnoxious, but like I'm like, okay, it's
it's just a normal color. I guess for people who
like that color that is not a normal color.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
That is so and I.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Would have never in a mill because it's it's two
fucking dudes who lived there.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Okay, well but they're not.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
But no, no, it's.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Not like oh yeah, have you been over there?

Speaker 5 (34:48):
No, but you you can tell.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
What there could be bears.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
I just have a feeling like like, for instance, one
of the window coverings is just an American flag.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Oh, it's just like this country down.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
I just feel like, generally speaking, that's not the type
of flag.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
I hear you, But why would two guys living together
decide to paint the house pink?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
I don't know I don't know.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
I don't know. The whole thing is just like mind
boggling to me.

Speaker 11 (35:16):
Maybe it's maybe they're renting and the landlord is painting
it pink because he wants them out, Like he figures
like the best way to annoy these people so much
to get.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Them out here, he's about to get me out of
my own home because I'm my god, this is annoying
to that.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Marcus. You know, in your neighborhood, if your neighbor, if
your direct neighbors started painting their house bright pink, would
you say something to them or would just be like, well,
it's their house. I can't really do anything about it.

Speaker 9 (35:40):
I think it depends on the neighbor.

Speaker 10 (35:41):
I have a pretty good relationship with my my neighbor
directly across the street. If it was him, I would
definitely walk over and be like, Danny, I need to
come into your garage and smoke some weed with you
and figure out what you're smoking, because this is wild.
But there is a guy next to me who he's
a nice dude. He's I don't think we've ever really
officially met. But there's a lot of Second Amendment and
American flag stickers and that type of thing. Yeah, I'm

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gonna let that do paintous house whatever the fuck already wants.

Speaker 9 (36:06):
I'm not messing with him. I'm not gonna tread on
him if you will.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, he's reminding you on every sticker this is to
not do it. That's fair.

Speaker 10 (36:14):
Yeah, it's I think it's kind of a case by case.
I don't have a homeowner's association. There's one of the
reasons that I decided to buy this house ten years
ago is because there was no HOA. I don't want
somebody meddling in my affairs, and I probably won't be
meddling in yours. If we have a good relationship like
I do with my neighbor Danny across the street, I

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think it would be more of a like I'm joking
with him, but I'm yeah, I'm busting his balls. But
I do want to know what's behind the decision. I'm
not gonna make any stink about it, though. I just
man live and let live. So much can it can
solve so much of your problems? Like if I were
to get mad about a pink house across the street
from me, that means I'm going to bed mad every
single day and there's not a God damn yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
But I mean, Marcus, I've lived, we live thankfully. I
live on the opposite side of the building. But the
person who lives next to me, every time they look
out their window, it's like like right, like it will.
I'm sure there's a reflection of the pink.

Speaker 9 (37:06):
On the wall.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
You said it's a pink in your lobby.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
And the lobby it is. When the sun shines through,
it's like, oh my god, thank god, I do not
live on the other side of the building.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
It looks like a T mobile pink.

Speaker 11 (37:16):
Yeah, yeah, that's like exactly it.

Speaker 10 (37:18):
Yeah, it's still I think that if it's bothering me
that bad, I'm gonna leave anyway, because I mean, what's
the second choice if you don't have to choice?

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, I mean you you can
wear it or you can wear it.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
That's what that said. And is there right to do it?
But with that said, I do kind of feel like
it's a dick move. If you're in a nice neighborhood,
decent neighborhood, and you paint your house pink and you
do it without telling your.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Neighbors, it's all about you type I.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Feel like maybe you should mention it. I don't know,
maybe it's maybe.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
I'll I don't know, maybe i'll go home today and
it'll be a different color.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Maybe I'm making a big deal out of nothing, but
I'll keep you pas.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
It is kind of annoying.

Speaker 11 (37:56):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
I was like, oh, that's interesting, and then I was like,
oh no.

Speaker 10 (38:01):
What's gonna happen is you're gonna go home and there's
gonna be like bright purple trim.

Speaker 9 (38:05):
It's gonna be my.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Yeah, the trim isn't on there yet. God, and I've
got one down the street from me. They do like
a green trim.

Speaker 11 (38:13):
On something like that, bright neon green trim. Fantastic.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
It looks like a doctor Sue's painting.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Like a property value on my house is going down
as we speak.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
I just well, you know, try to figure out what's
going with those dudes too. I'd like to know what
their relationship status is.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Yeah. I just have a feeling like, hey, you guys
gay or.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
What they could be bears Listen. I've known a lot
of people who are just like that, who are conservative
and bearish and will fuck your butt, you know.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Just marketing on marketing, there's.

Speaker 11 (38:47):
My three personality traits.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Well, you know what I'll I'll try to make make
nice with them and see if I can get some info.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
But my favorite was just Laura's email when she sent
us an email last night telling us about it, the
first where I'm in distress. Yeah, and it was just like,
I can't handle this pink. It is aggressive, you know,
it is aggressive.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
And well, hopefully it looks better when it's done. I
can't wait to see the product.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Soun's gonna be bouncing off it all summer, you know,
maybe it'll the sun will fade it this summer though,
so half faded, because that's what happens. Man, look at
that house in ten years, it's gonna look silly.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
It it looks silly. I can only imagine.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Do you like the color pink as a girl?

Speaker 5 (39:25):
I mean I don't mind it, but not for a house.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Not for a house. Yeah, it is weird for a house.
I do like the color pink though, like for shirts
and stuff. I don't you know, I'm just I'm one
of those guys. I like pink. Actually, pink was a
boy color, like a long, long, long long time ago,
hundreds of years ago.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
So well, bears are cool. They'll invite you over and.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Oh yeah, maybe maybe maybe I'll get a tour of
the inside of your butt.

Speaker 11 (39:50):
Because that's one of their personality traits anyway.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
But yeah, well this this Donkey Show took a turn.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
As they usually do.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Yeah right, Alex Jones, he was involved. Oh you didn't
hear that clip, Court, Let's play one more time just
for Court and then we'll go.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
We are in, and we are in a bit of
a time crush, a serious time period.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
There's no video of President Trump sucking a ding dong,
and so what if there was.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
That's a lot better than World War Three. I never
sucked any ding dongs.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Give me your ringtone when.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
On that note, trans.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine that brew dot com.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
May God have mercy on all of our souls.