March 31, 2025 • 8 mins
Welcome to The Bama Brown Experience, where laughter, candid conversations, and unfiltered opinions reign supreme! Join Bama Brown and his charismatic sidekick, the Big Puma, as they dive into the most entertaining and unexpected topics.
In this episode, Bama and Puma kick things off with a hilarious discussion about Ben Affleck's infamous divorce from J.Lo, complete with Bama's signature humor and Puma's witty commentary. From Affleck's "broken man syndrome" to Jennifer Garner's ageless beauty, no celebrity gossip is off-limits.
But that's not all! The duo also tackles the latest trends in men's plastic surgery, revealing the surprising rise in beard transplants among Hollywood stars. Plus, Bama shares his all-time favorite joke, guaranteed to leave you in stitches.
Whether you're a longtime fan or a new listener, The Bama Brown Experience promises a rollercoaster of laughs, insights, and downright outrageous moments. Tune in and join the fun on the iHeart Podcast Network!
In this episode, Bama and Puma kick things off with a hilarious discussion about Ben Affleck's infamous divorce from J.Lo, complete with Bama's signature humor and Puma's witty commentary. From Affleck's "broken man syndrome" to Jennifer Garner's ageless beauty, no celebrity gossip is off-limits.
But that's not all! The duo also tackles the latest trends in men's plastic surgery, revealing the surprising rise in beard transplants among Hollywood stars. Plus, Bama shares his all-time favorite joke, guaranteed to leave you in stitches.
Whether you're a longtime fan or a new listener, The Bama Brown Experience promises a rollercoaster of laughs, insights, and downright outrageous moments. Tune in and join the fun on the iHeart Podcast Network!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, hey, and how do you're listening to the Bama
Brown experience. There's people's had that experience and a lot
of them didn't like it, but.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is we got a lot of people listening.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
So thank you very much for listening along with my buddy,
my sidekicking el Hefei the big Cat, the Big Puma
with the sports station down there in San Antonio.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What is your show called? And how would I find it? Sir?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh, we make it super easy on Youbama. First of all,
back for another week. Praise the good Lord Sports Cave
with Biggest Puma. Wherever you get your podcasts, give it
a listen. Hope you like it. Have some have some
new developments coming hopefully in the very near future. Over there,
he might actually even start getting to see what I
(00:48):
look like.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
On the well that I can vouch for that. He's
a handsome devil.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And we'll see about that.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We'll see to you. Yeah, how long were you with
fog at No, It's.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm indiary.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I just want people to go just see that hair man.
That's cool because I have no hair and I'm so jealous. Well,
I saw I got to start out with this. This
made me laugh ben Affleck came out and said his
divorce from j Lo. He did a little press conference.
It wasn't you know. He wasn't near as big deal
as everybody makes it. I would think when Ben Affleck
(01:26):
would come out, you'd just go, you.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Know, and you'd be done.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I mean, it's j Lo who didn't see this coming,
who didn't see Do you ever see that picture him
at the basketball game, the look on his face where
they were fighting on the Frost Road.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
He has some of the best pictures of the total
broken man syndrome, whether it's him standing on the beach
with the towel around his waist or him standing outside
of his apartment with the with the heater hanging out
of his mouth as he's going to rehab for the
ten thousandth time.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's like, you broke Jennifer Gardner's heart, man, America's sweetheart.
You and and Jesse James and hurting Sandra Bullet, y'all
need to go to prison, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
More so she still like let him back into her life,
like like when he went to rehab. I think a
couple of times ago she was the one that drove
him and also drove him through Jack in the box
on the way there so he could get three orders
of the tacos that he loves.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's got to kill him when she's on those commercials
because she hasn't aged in thirty years. She looks better
now than she did thirty years ago when she was Aliss.
You know, I mean, God, late it. That's got to
just break your heart. And then you go with j
Loo and you.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Could just see, Oh, why would you even start down that.
I mean, I know it's Jaylo, but wow, you would
just I would just.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Jlo to me, is that whole No matter how pretty
she is, somebody somewhere sick of her shit?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I am so glad you said. I don't know where
that originated, but growing up they're one of my my
radio icons. A man named Mike Reiner who started the
Ticket the sports station. Yeah, so as a kid, I
would hear him say that all the time, like, remember
(03:20):
remember men, Remember boys, every hot woman you see in
the wild, just know that there is someone at home
who is sick of her ship absolutely cannot spend another
second around her. That's I still say that to this day.
It's one of my It's one of my mantras. Speak well,
(03:41):
speaking of my roommate, my wife, she's got some hot
Jennifer Garner opinions. I think she feels like Jennifer Garner
is like either a lizard lady or a cyborg or something.
She's not human.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
She hasn't aged at all.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Man, I don't know. I don't know what's going on there.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I mean, even like Sandra Bodka a little bit, you know,
a bunch of them a little bit, but Jennifer Garner
not at all.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's amazing. I don't know. I don't know how they're
doing it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, so here's something because you got a cool mustache,
but I saw this. Then the number one you're not
gonna you're not gonna believe this the number one physical
thing that guys are going to plastic surgeons about.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You want to guess what it is?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
A man, I've heard some weird ones lately, like I've
heard of like calf implants, that there's a.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Catching plant or some of that.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
There's the chesty play the beard transplant. Okay, because because
the guys like Ben Affleck movie stars has got those
beards there, they have tripled beard transplants since twenty twenty.
And where it came from was people that had been burned,
and they could go they could go back and cover
their scar up, you know, with their with their face.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You were about to tell me where the actual hair
has come from to be trained. And I was about
to say, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I want to know. No, I don't, Yeah, I don't.
I'm assuming off your ass.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I don't know where you'd have hair on, you know,
maybe your back, but uh, and in the back of
the head.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
A guy told me one time he was.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
They had a guy wanted me to do a head
you know, do a transplant of hair on my bald head.
And he does these transplants, and he said, we take
it off the back of your head, and it grows
back really quick. And he said, it's you know, it's
a it's a it's not that big deal. A lot
of people have done it. A lot of movie stars
have done it. Stuff the back of your head apparently
(05:35):
grows really fast and grows really thick for a lot
of guys.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You know, this is where as many times as an
expert can tell me, oh, no, it's easy, it'll look great,
it's gonna grow fine, I immediately think back to like
when Jason Whitten retired from the Cowboys and entered the
Monday Night football booth, and it looked like they had
put a nineteen seventy shag carpet rug right on the
(05:59):
top of his head, and it was clear that it
was fake and it was odd. And if someone with
that much money can still look that bad after the process,
I think I'll always be hesitating. I'm gonna just let
it go full willy, go horseshoe bald and have the
two braids on the back and not worry about it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Damn. Yeah, it's sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm not too I'm not too concerned about but it's uh,
I've only got one transplant.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
When that becomes available, that will I will order that one.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I think, Yeah, you're already you want to hear my
favorite joke, my all time favorite joke. Let me run
through my head if I can tell it, because I
know it's a podcast and we can get away aalize it.
But okay, so I'm gonna clean it up as best
I can. All right, So you're just gonna warning if
you're a kid, quit listening, or really you should listen
(06:51):
and try to be cool. So, uh so this guy
goes as a doctor and he says, doctor.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
My voice that people can't understand me. I'm in sales
and it really itsing my voice.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And the guy doctor goes, well, let me give you
a check up and see what's going on. So he
undresses and he goes, well, there's your problem right there.
You have a double the size member than what you
wouldn't normally have, and it's pulling down and straining your
vocal cords. And he said, I can do an operation
(07:28):
and remove part of it and make you where people
could understand you. So he says the operation. The guy's
voice becomes fantastic. He people can understand him. Sales have
gone great. He said, man, I gotta go thank that doctor.
So he goes in the doctor's office. He said, doctor,
I just won't tell you my life has changed. You've
made my life so much better. And the doctor goes, oh.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You're very well. All right.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
That's that's a hell of a way to start the
week right there. That one he goes into the I'm
gonna steal that category.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
There you go, buddy, So you've been listening to the
Bama Brown experience, don't you dare call and complaint because
you had to go find this show, and now that
you found it, you know what you get, but you
knew what you were gonna get when coming in. So anyway,
that's my favorite all time joke of all time.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So there you go. And by the way, Willie Nelson
told me that joke, So there you go. If you
get mad, get mad at Willie. All Right, we'll talk
to y'all later.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Thank you for listening to the Bama Brown Podcast Experience
on the iHeart Podcast Network.
Well, hey, and how do you're listening to the Bama
Brown experience. There's people's had that experience and a lot
of them didn't like it, but.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is we got a lot of people listening.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
So thank you very much for listening along with my buddy,
my sidekicking el Hefei the big Cat, the Big Puma
with the sports station down there in San Antonio.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What is your show called? And how would I find it? Sir?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh, we make it super easy on Youbama. First of all,
back for another week. Praise the good Lord Sports Cave
with Biggest Puma. Wherever you get your podcasts, give it
a listen. Hope you like it. Have some have some
new developments coming hopefully in the very near future. Over there,
he might actually even start getting to see what I
(00:48):
look like.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
On the well that I can vouch for that. He's
a handsome devil.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And we'll see about that.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We'll see to you. Yeah, how long were you with
fog at No, It's.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm indiary.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I just want people to go just see that hair man.
That's cool because I have no hair and I'm so jealous. Well,
I saw I got to start out with this. This
made me laugh ben Affleck came out and said his
divorce from j Lo. He did a little press conference.
It wasn't you know. He wasn't near as big deal
as everybody makes it. I would think when Ben Affleck
(01:26):
would come out, you'd just go, you.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Know, and you'd be done.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I mean, it's j Lo who didn't see this coming,
who didn't see Do you ever see that picture him
at the basketball game, the look on his face where
they were fighting on the Frost Road.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
He has some of the best pictures of the total
broken man syndrome, whether it's him standing on the beach
with the towel around his waist or him standing outside
of his apartment with the with the heater hanging out
of his mouth as he's going to rehab for the
ten thousandth time.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's like, you broke Jennifer Gardner's heart, man, America's sweetheart.
You and and Jesse James and hurting Sandra Bullet, y'all
need to go to prison, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
More so she still like let him back into her life,
like like when he went to rehab. I think a
couple of times ago she was the one that drove
him and also drove him through Jack in the box
on the way there so he could get three orders
of the tacos that he loves.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's got to kill him when she's on those commercials
because she hasn't aged in thirty years. She looks better
now than she did thirty years ago when she was Aliss.
You know, I mean, God, late it. That's got to
just break your heart. And then you go with j
Loo and you.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Could just see, Oh, why would you even start down that.
I mean, I know it's Jaylo, but wow, you would
just I would just.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Jlo to me, is that whole No matter how pretty
she is, somebody somewhere sick of her shit?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I am so glad you said. I don't know where
that originated, but growing up they're one of my my
radio icons. A man named Mike Reiner who started the
Ticket the sports station. Yeah, so as a kid, I
would hear him say that all the time, like, remember
(03:20):
remember men, Remember boys, every hot woman you see in
the wild, just know that there is someone at home
who is sick of her ship absolutely cannot spend another
second around her. That's I still say that to this day.
It's one of my It's one of my mantras. Speak well,
(03:41):
speaking of my roommate, my wife, she's got some hot
Jennifer Garner opinions. I think she feels like Jennifer Garner
is like either a lizard lady or a cyborg or something.
She's not human.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
She hasn't aged at all.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Man, I don't know. I don't know what's going on there.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I mean, even like Sandra Bodka a little bit, you know,
a bunch of them a little bit, but Jennifer Garner
not at all.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's amazing. I don't know. I don't know how they're
doing it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, so here's something because you got a cool mustache,
but I saw this. Then the number one you're not
gonna you're not gonna believe this the number one physical
thing that guys are going to plastic surgeons about.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You want to guess what it is?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
A man, I've heard some weird ones lately, like I've
heard of like calf implants, that there's a.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Catching plant or some of that.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
There's the chesty play the beard transplant. Okay, because because
the guys like Ben Affleck movie stars has got those
beards there, they have tripled beard transplants since twenty twenty.
And where it came from was people that had been burned,
and they could go they could go back and cover
their scar up, you know, with their with their face.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You were about to tell me where the actual hair
has come from to be trained. And I was about
to say, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I want to know. No, I don't, Yeah, I don't.
I'm assuming off your ass.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I don't know where you'd have hair on, you know,
maybe your back, but uh, and in the back of
the head.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
A guy told me one time he was.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
They had a guy wanted me to do a head
you know, do a transplant of hair on my bald head.
And he does these transplants, and he said, we take
it off the back of your head, and it grows
back really quick. And he said, it's you know, it's
a it's a it's not that big deal. A lot
of people have done it. A lot of movie stars
have done it. Stuff the back of your head apparently
(05:35):
grows really fast and grows really thick for a lot
of guys.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You know, this is where as many times as an
expert can tell me, oh, no, it's easy, it'll look great,
it's gonna grow fine, I immediately think back to like
when Jason Whitten retired from the Cowboys and entered the
Monday Night football booth, and it looked like they had
put a nineteen seventy shag carpet rug right on the
(05:59):
top of his head, and it was clear that it
was fake and it was odd. And if someone with
that much money can still look that bad after the process,
I think I'll always be hesitating. I'm gonna just let
it go full willy, go horseshoe bald and have the
two braids on the back and not worry about it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Damn. Yeah, it's sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm not too I'm not too concerned about but it's uh,
I've only got one transplant.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
When that becomes available, that will I will order that one.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I think, Yeah, you're already you want to hear my
favorite joke, my all time favorite joke. Let me run
through my head if I can tell it, because I
know it's a podcast and we can get away aalize it.
But okay, so I'm gonna clean it up as best
I can. All right, So you're just gonna warning if
you're a kid, quit listening, or really you should listen
(06:51):
and try to be cool. So, uh so this guy
goes as a doctor and he says, doctor.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
My voice that people can't understand me. I'm in sales
and it really itsing my voice.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And the guy doctor goes, well, let me give you
a check up and see what's going on. So he
undresses and he goes, well, there's your problem right there.
You have a double the size member than what you
wouldn't normally have, and it's pulling down and straining your
vocal cords. And he said, I can do an operation
(07:28):
and remove part of it and make you where people
could understand you. So he says the operation. The guy's
voice becomes fantastic. He people can understand him. Sales have
gone great. He said, man, I gotta go thank that doctor.
So he goes in the doctor's office. He said, doctor,
I just won't tell you my life has changed. You've
made my life so much better. And the doctor goes, oh.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You're very well. All right.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
That's that's a hell of a way to start the
week right there. That one he goes into the I'm
gonna steal that category.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
There you go, buddy, So you've been listening to the
Bama Brown experience, don't you dare call and complaint because
you had to go find this show, and now that
you found it, you know what you get, but you
knew what you were gonna get when coming in. So anyway,
that's my favorite all time joke of all time.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So there you go. And by the way, Willie Nelson
told me that joke, So there you go. If you
get mad, get mad at Willie. All Right, we'll talk
to y'all later.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Thank you for listening to the Bama Brown Podcast Experience
on the iHeart Podcast Network.
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