The Horny Housewife

The Horny Housewife

This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify! JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @THHpod Tik Tok @THHpodcast Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

Episodes

June 23, 2025 65 mins
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Overcoming porn addiction, navigating moderate porn use, finding a third and being turned on by cheating (even though IRL it’s a hell no) and SO much more in todays EP. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com follow me @thhpod Bluechew: Try Bluechew free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.co LifeRx: Visit liferx.md and use code HOUSEWIFE to receive $50 off your first month. VIIA Hemp: (21+) get 15 % off yo...
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In todays EP lets talk why it might do you some good letting daddy lead and mommy enter in a softer side. Men are you stepping up to the plate or are you pushed into beta mode? In todays listener questions we have a husbands who wife cheated- her affair partner is married with four kids and basically a big d-bag. Succesful, Rich, Wife, thinks hes all that and Mr. husband whose wife cheated wants the WIFE of the affair partner to kn...
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One wifes husband comes out as bi and while she wants to "keep" her man, his kinks are not her kinks. Are they incompatible or can they find middle ground? Another listener wants the real real on how to get it back post baby- no sugar coating comin atchya! Tune in for these and MORE listener questions.... ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: Try Bluechew FREE for one month using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www....
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Today learn the top mistakes you are making that's de-railing the foreplay! Listener questions & Learn to lick like a pro..tune in now! Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com VIIA⁠: Get 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.viiahemp.com (21+) ⁠Bathmate⁠: Visit www.bathematedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your hydropump! ⁠Bluechew⁠: Try Bluechew FREE for one month using code HOUSEWIFE at...
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May 12, 2025 63 mins
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world.Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today we talk tips for guys who climax too quickly and want to know how they can make sure their lover/wife is still getting off! Spoiler alert; attitude, willingness and YOUR MOUTH! In todays listener questions we have a man who feels like he is just "going through the motions" during...
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Today we discuss rock bottoms and/or mid-life (quarter life?) crisis's...what causes them and why are the necessary for some? Todays listener questions include a husband who confided in his wife that he has a mother-daughter fantasy...is this milf love or something more? Another listener is turned off by her husbands penis pump use and one wife loves her husband but wishes she could climax from penetration like she used to with he...
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The age ol debate does her body count matter? What stress and weight does to your marriage (as well as working together) and should you tell him/her your SECRET..tune in now. ⁠Liferx⁠: Visit ⁠https://www.ldfbem4trk.com/HOUSEWIFE⁠ (code HOUSEWIFE) to get $50 dollars of your first month ⁠Bluechew⁠: Get your firsst month FREE at ⁠www.bluechew.com⁠ using promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. ⁠Bathmate⁠; Get 10% off your purchase at ⁠w...
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Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com TODAY; wet dreams about cowokers, auditing your sex life for real and the age ol debate: should we snoop? Why or why not- and what factors change that answer! Popstar: Get 15% off by going to www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Bluechew: Try Bluechew FREE for one month wit...
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Today I am discussing how to share your fantasies and desires {for the bedroom} to your spouse! Bluechew: Visit bluechew.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE to try one month free! Bathmate: Go to www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% off your purchase Liferx: Use code HOUSEWIFE at www.liferx.md to save $50 on your first order!
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Today mommy gets vulnerable is an understatement; I am sharing how growing up religious shaped who I am today, why I chose to no longer be religious & why I  know you can find God outside of a church. How does this tie to THH? Well many of my listeners identify with feeling shame surrounding sex & this may be the reason why. Todays listener questions include defining a quickie; **poll alert** do you prefer long sessions or quickies...
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March 31, 2025 54 mins
If there was one thing you could change about your spouse what would it be? I asked the listeners, and the they confessed! Also today lets talk sperm facts, clit pumps and why navigating parenting is vital if you want a happy spouse. Tune in now or watch on youtube! Want bonus content? Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Anon at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Popstar: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhouse...
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Today we learn the lost art of flirtation! Im talking millennial, LTR/married, IN IT TO WIN FLIRT TECHNIQUES. What is going to get his eyes bigger and her downstairs wetter =) Spoiler alert: men and women flirt differently and want different things- you may be happily surprised to hear some forgotten ways to flirt. Of course in todays EP we navigate listener questions; from a man who wants to taste his own…you know what….to an earl...
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Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today: A husband who hates his mother in law, my thoughts on boys trips/girls trips, story time of how I farted on him & more…rapid fire on topics such as cucks, women choosing their careers over their marriage and dirty talk handjobs?! Tune in now. Got a listener question? G...
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Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com. Tune in for a “WINE DOWN” version of THH monday =) Penis sleeves, a low drive husband whose FIANCE is feeling inadequate, who should be the breadwinner and the JYNX that is vow renewals. Tune in now! Want bonus listener questions? Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon!   Bed...
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Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today I’m telling you not all therapist are equal! I’m dishing the red flags to look out for when diving in to therapy (& the green flags too!) and choosing a therapist. Spoiler alert; therapists are human and some suck at their job- while others change your life. Todays lis...
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Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today get comfy as we have a bag o’listener questions ready to go! From a curious couple looking to possibly have a threesome (via legal brothel), to a man whose drive far surpasses his wife’s and she says “it’s me, not you” when it comes to WHY she isn’t in the mood. Anothe...
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Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today I am joined with the CEO/Author of Wake Her Up and we are discussing her personal story of what happened when she woke up and her sex drive was GONE, she (thought)she hated her husband and he seemed to be the person to blame for why the spark was gone. Low and behold M...
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February 10, 2025 76 mins
Today tune in to discuss tossing salad, obligatory sex (wives making sure to partake in order to keep their husbands) and why cheaters cheat- and what to do with the people we know IRL who aren’t being loyal to the person they call husband/wife. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon here. Want to ask a listener question? Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Fleshlight: Use code HOUSEWIFE at http://fleshlight.sjv.io/T...
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