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April 27, 2023 • 17 mins
Kristy has a decision to make, her boyfriend, or his brother. Also do you do this to avoid the temptation of a hook up? Healthcare workers getting free Chipotle. Why are we messing up Starbucks, 9in65 is rough, and Alicia Keys tix!
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So why we can't have nice Thanksup, all of friends. It's Friday,
Junior, welcoming to the program,Alicia Keys tickets on the way another
round of journal less than twenty minutesfrom right now. Let's get the good

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vibes going though, Right, yougot something to share. Maybe you're starting
a new job today, Maybe youquit good maybe you quit a bad job
today. Maybe you're just happy tobe smiling. Call into the show to
any point two one, six,five, seven, eight ninety six fifty.
Slide into the d MS as wellat J Show Radio, and I
spread some good vibes. Let's startit off with Hannah. Hannah, tell

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me something good that happened to youtoday. Um, I got a good
nap in after working? Did ohyou work nice shift? What kind of
work you do? I do?I'm a hospitalers. Oh my god,
well thank you. That's that's notan easy job at all. So you
deserve to be thanked and praised andhave your feet rubbed and grapes dangled above

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your mouth at any point in timethat you requested. Yes, exactly,
Matt, drop a pin, dropa pin where you're right, and I'll
make sure to show up with allthat stuff. Okay, awesome, thank
you. I appreciate to Jeremiah.Kids at Familicia Keys tickets on the way
for you here in just minutes.Happy Friday, Junior. Good vibes are

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spreading them all around. Want toshout out the dam I just got someone
just found out there eleven weeks pregnant. Congratulation. I love it. I'm
here for it all the time.Summer you're turning. Tell me something good
that happened to you today? Ohmy god, good things in my life.
Um, I am going to betaking my Series seven exams soon to
be in the securities industry. Areyou going to work in the CIA summer?

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No? No, no, I'mum in the financial industry. Oh.
I thought you were going to bea spy. And if you were
going to be a spy, thenthe Jeremiah Showing KISSFM could be the official
radio station of all spies throughout theworld. That would be cool. Right,
you can be summer stick, Am, You're gonna be summer station.
I want to be no one else'sstation, but summer station between you and
I. I love that. Butperfect you guys didn't hear that? Right?

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Let's play with Tessa and Kent.Tessa. Good afternoon, Haker.

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Oh right, Tessa. One ofmy favorite games of all time, Hurdle
is going away. Have you everplayed hurdle? Um? I haven't played
it, but I've heard you playit. Okay, you've heard me play
so you've heard me play it andbe absolutely horrible about it. Yeah.
Like the other day with the withthe mix up with the two I was
American authors, but it was amagical. Yeah, that one. I

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think people are in the comments onInstagram saying, oh, it sounded like
hollaback girl to me, that's whatI thought it was. HALLI back girl.
I kept saying it over and overagain. You're yelling at the radio.
How often do you do that?Right? All right, Well,
let's tell you that a lot.Let's hope you win. It's journal.
I'm gonna play you your clip.You tell me what song this is?

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Okay, okay, good luck?This always? Oh that's my boom by
Usher? And is my boo byUsher? You win? Yes, you're
going to Keys. Oh my god, it's so cool. I love her.
Oh she's gonna be absolutely amazing RocketMortgage field House in July. You
are gonna be there, Yes,the best time in the world. All
right, we'll do more tickets tomorrowfor a Friday program to twenty. Right

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here on the Jeremi issues always thatone show one Sive Kiss FM. Coming
up he cut your cleaning confessional withChristy who may be switching brothers. Full
story coming up here after this,we have to address what's going on with
a little Mermaid because I I don'tknow. I think I'm I don't think
I'm on board with this movie now. So they release character posters of the

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Little Mermaid characters, right Ariel,Ursula, King, Triton, etc.
However, Flounder played by Jacob Tremblayis being torn apart on the internet.
This is up on our instest storynow five kiss FM. We all remember
Flounder, right, cute little yellowand blue fish. He's kind of kind

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of you would describe him as chubby, maybe husky. That's what my mom
used to call me when I wasa kid. I would be husky.
Uh, this this is not.This is not a chubby fish. We
all wanted a chubby fish. Wedid not get a chubby fish. He
actually looks kind of like Steve BushJemmy. I think it is not.
People are not happy about it.As a matter of fact, looking at

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all the characters they've They've done Sebastian, they've done Scoutle thee, the bird.
What can't I think of what thatbird is called? But you know
what I'm talking about. I'm noton board for these live action remix when
animals are involved. I didn't likethe Lion King ones. Those were weird.
I didn't like. I didn't likethe word hog talking. I want

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the cartoon ward hog to talk.I don't want the real ward hog to
talk. I'm not here for it. Judge for yourself. Tell me,
tell me I'm wrong. Sliding intothe dms at J Show Radio. Tell
me I'm wrong. And you don'tthink this is completely and utterly strange.
You've got secrets. We love secrets. This is the Cleveland Confession on The

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Jeremiah Show ninety six five. Kissgot a Cleveland confessional for you. I
want to hear your secrets. Ifyou have secrets, shoot us a DM
on the show at J Show Radio. Maybe we'll call you back and get
your confession right here on the show. Let's call Christie. Hello, Hi

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is this Christie? Yes? Christie? Did your on my showm Hey girl?
Oh hey hi Christy. You DMedus on Instagram and you said you
had a Cleveland confessional. You hada secret for us. Do you remember
that? Um? Yes, okay, So now's the time I'm calling you.
I want to hear your Cleveland confessional. Are you in a place you

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can tell us what it is?Um? Yeah, tell us what's your
secret? Yeah? Um, myboyfriend's brother actually kissed me. What?
Yeah, Okay, how how didthis all go down? Like? Yeah,

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so, um, it was likemy friend for like a few months,
and um I've always been like friendlywith his brother. Um, and
I don't know, we've always Idon't know, we just had a good
rapport, like kind of like playfulbanter and Um. Anyways, his brother
had us over recently the pre gameand um, you were going out for

(07:19):
cocktails in the kitchen. Um,going the kitchen and he's kind of like
cornered me up against the fridge andkissed me. So I was just yeah,
I wasn't shocked. I didn't knowwhat to do. So did you
did you? Like, did youkiss him back? Um? I mean
it wasn't like a like a makeoutsession or anything. It was just like,

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oh, I don't really know whatto do. Okay, So yes
for lack of yes, it's basicallywhat you're saying there. Well, I
mean, so okay, what aboutafterwards? I mean, where are you
guys at now? Has this happenedagain? Um? No, So I
got I don't one think it's happenedas like tennis from him today with like
a waving hand emoji, I'm like, I don't know. I don't know

(08:05):
what that's about. Me. Ithink we all know what that's about.
He's shooting his shot. He well, he's shooting his shot for a second
time to see because I mean afterthe kiss, back back us up to
the fridge. You're pinned against thefridge. You guys kiss then what?
Well? Okay, So, likeI said, I'm in shock, and
I just kind of like stareing himfor a second. I'm like okay,

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and I was like I was superawkward about it. I was like,
all right, I'm gonna go backin the other room, and I just
like kind of pretended like nothing happened, Like idn't say anything to my boyfriend.
This is no I mean, doyou which one? Do you?
Do? You? Do you thinkhe's cute? I guess I mean yes,
oh boy, oh boy. Yeah. It's definitely like complicated because I

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don't know if I say something orif I just like like it never happened,
or do I maybe break put myboyfriend then go for the brother.
I don't know. So we're consideringeverything at this point. I've got some
options. I just yeah, I'mnot sure where to go from here.
I can tell you one thing I'msure about that. I'm I'm glad I'm

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not in your shoes. Yeah,I wish I wasn't an amazing I've got
something you want to confess. Sendus a d Jay show Radio ninety six
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anything about the Jeremiah Show, youknow how much we love our healthcare workers
and just give them love and shoutthem out whenever we can. Well,
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on the show Can you Believe It? Friday edition of The Jeremiah Show,
We'll get a hookie up for twentyWe'll do it here on Kiss Did Jeremiah
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and a lifetime supply of Dentty Moorebeef stew. They got twelve kinds
of beef stew, and after eatingthe first one, realized why the eleven
would last me a lifetime. Igot a full multi room DVR and HBO
for life for my cable company.Little did I know that at any change,
including replacing an eight year broken router, would remove my account and make

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it impossible to add back. Oh, someone one of one free movie rental
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He died in twenty nineteen. Mymom still has two kids. How
is w D forty the only one'sgetting this right? Are you kidding me?
It's time to smarten you up Clevelandwith Jeremiah's fun Fact of the Day
or ninety six five Kiss a facta little bit of a knowledge nugget for
you. We do it each andevery day on the show. I just
want to make you feel a littlebit smarter about don't just anything in life?
Did you know the country of Chinaowns all of the pandas in the

(15:54):
world, all of them. Well, now you're asking the follow up question,
Jeremiah, dummy, why are theyat us? How do they get
there? Well, they shipped themthere on a boat or a plane?
Whatnot? China rents out these pandabears for one million dollars a year.

(16:14):
One million dollars a year. That'swhat we need. What American animal can
we do that with? Like?What do we just have here? That's
nowhere? Else we can rent toother places. Buffaloes are not as cute
unless you're a buffalo lover. MaybeI'm wrong? Did you have my issue?
On ninety six five Kiss FM withyour Genius of the day, someone
who's on something so stupid. Anythingyou've done pales in comparison, And I'm

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gonna go legit genius to a NewJersey town who he's cracking down on unruly
Little League parents. Depford County Townshipis considering a role that if parent pops
off to an umpire, they mustvolunteer to ump three upcoming games, officials
say, and ump will be onhand to make sure everything goes smoothly.
But they're sick of parents yelling atmost times. Children Like a lot of

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these kids who are umpiring little leaguegames are teenagers, maybe they're twenty years
old. Every once in a whileyou get the old guy who just loves
doing it because he's retired. Butyou don't deserve. You don't get to
yell at them like they're bad callshappen, that's fine, get over it.
Little Jimmy's not gonna miss his draftinto the MLB because Tom blew a

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call at second base. Little Jimmycan barely throw a second base as it
at. Thanks for listening to TheJeremiah Show on demand show more to find
us on TikTok, Instagram, andmore at Jay Show Radio and weekdays two
to six on ninety six five KissFM.
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