The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

Mark, Ted and Matt will do their best to astound, confuse and pummel you with their swashbuckling intellect. Each week The Idiots will help you understand a little bit less about the world around you. Follow us as The Idiots bring in unique guests and stick around for all of the new and amazing things to come. As always if you have any questions, requests, ideas or anything else, go to our email or social media. And remember, don't listen, for your own good Email: 3certifiedidiotspodcast@gmail.com Insta: the_real3_idiots_podcast Twitter: the_real3_idiots_podcast Tik Tok: the_real3_idiots_podcast

Episodes

April 22, 2025 97 mins
The Idiots try to talk about science stuff, but Ted turns it into sweat pants talk.  Ted finally really actually helps someone with his tip.  Mark's movie mentions a silent movie and the dead air is creepy. 
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The Idiots have 1.8 billion reasons to trust the folks in South Carolina.  Ted has trouble telling the differnce between dating and sexual harrassment.  The guys realize there's nothing better than a giant Rubik's Cube. 
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The Idiots get a Dire Wolf as an emotional support animal.  The guys find out that a Dude Ranch doesn't just have dudes.  If you absolutely have to fly, don't wear spandex, it
s too hard to get off. 
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The Idiots learn that every language has a word for boobs.  Drinking in Chicago has come full circle, and that circle is full of drunks.  Don't trust any kids selling you cookies, unless they have the sceince to back them up!
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The Idiots are behind a robot takeover and would like to welcome our mechanical overlords.  Ted tries to get a listener to lawyer up and Matt goes for the shit on the doorknob approach.  Mark's movie mention is trick question.  
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The Idiots talk with the CEO of Pillow Fighting Championship Steve Williams.  Ted tries to help a guy impress the ladies, but ends up getting him to buy a used Yugo.  Mark does a nice tribute to Gene Hackman with his movie mention.   
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February 25, 2025 95 mins
The Idiots start predicting the future and somehow Ted's in charge.  Ted thinks the muppets are real and wants to fight Kermit.  Mark reviews In Bruges and Ted compares it to The Joker.  The best job in the zoo is cock blocker.
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The Idiots talk with Kimy Winters, The holder of the Guiness World Record for loudest belch by a woman.  Ted doesn't help a woman pick which roommate is her favorite but he does make sure no one is posioned.  The guys remind everyone to be nice, even to gingers.
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The Idiots have a great talk with film critic Scott Phillips.  Ted realizes he's secretly in love with Angela Basset.  The guys are hoping Kid Rock and Lauren Bobert have twins.  One to rule the world, the other to destroy it.  
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The Idiots have decided that they wanna be NASCAR drivers.  Ted leaves specific directions that if Tiger Woods assissinates him all golf courses should be burned down.  Mark does a great Movie Mention today.  
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The Idiots talk with Mike Jack who holds the world record for eating 100 Carolina Reaper faster than anyone on the planet.  Ted is currently trying to get his medical degree to get a look at his medical records.  The guys have decided not to travel to Mississippi just in case they get the urge to wax the dolphin.  Whatever you do, don't groom your dog.  The book your dog writes will make you look terrible.  
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The Idiots talked with Michelle Meyer from NIL Network and learned more about college sports than anyonoe should. Forget reading and writing, its all about running and tackling.  If you go to North Korea don't order the hot dog with everything.  Only fans isn't just for porn.  It's mostly for porn.
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The Idiots come up with some terrible ideas for new movies.  Matt threatens Ted with great bodily harm if he doesn't put his phone away.  The guys find a great discount vagina surgeon.  Always schedule on twofer Tuesdays. 
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The Idiots figure out how to have an eternal erection and there's only an upside.  It's official Ted is a negative Nelly.  The guys go in the way back machine and can't come back.  
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The Idiots decide giving money to random woman that ask might just come back to bite you in the ass, if you give them enough.  Ted decides that all felonies aren't created equal.  Mark figures out that we can't make Kim Khardashian disappear no matter how many times we wish for it.  
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The fellas figure out they spend most of their days conditionally drunk.  Ted tries to talk a woman out of her sweat pants.  
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December 10, 2024 93 mins
The Idiots talk with champion grill master Christie Vanover.  She explains the difference between select and prime. Being select seemed so cool.  The fellas decide they'd rather work in the warehouse than be CEO. 
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December 4, 2024 103 mins
The Idiots start a new sports league and its gonna knock you on your ass.  Ted tells a listener to use the post it method to save heartbreak.  The guys figure out that some movies are more Wicked than others.  
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The Idiots learn about the world of honey with world famous honey sommelier Marina Marchese.  Ted blows everyone away with a tip that needs no interpretation.  Sister Jackie joins the trio and its a bee hive of action.  
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The Idiots are planning on filling their back yard with super-fun deadly animals.  The guys plan a cruise down a garbage filled river in a hot tub.  We learn that Spam might just be the reason we get to live in the world's greatest country.  
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