The Wizard Scroll
THE WIZARD SCROLL is a sword & sorcery sci-fi narrative the likes of which will make yo' momma say 'Dang son/daughter/offspring, where'd you find this?' Tales of high fantasy, of trials and triumph, of quests both epic and mundane, as well as the occasional musical number. The realm of Yyrgsland is filled to the brim with all manner of folk, and boy let me tell you, the escapades that these crazy characters get themselves into would perhaps have made even the late and great Tolkien himself snicker in delight. All rights in this podcast are reserved for purposes of laws in all jurisdictions pertaining to data mining or AI training, including but not limited to Article 4(3) of Directive (EU) 2019/790. THIS WORK MAY NOT BE USED TO TRAIN AI.
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March 28, 2020 • 25 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The villagers of Ashtown have had enough of Azataz the Wize’s torment and tomfoolery, so they collectively decide to march on his tower. However, the old dawdling geezer has a few tricks up his wizard sleeve to send these townsfolk running for their lives…
*Originally published 3/30/2024
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April 4, 2020 • 25 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Azataz and his latest abomination set their sights on Ashtown’s remaining populace. The perilous pair are on the prowl, and will not stop their dark hunt until no one is left to stand against them…
*Originally published 4/6/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. ...
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April 11, 2020 • 28 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Wronghalf the reverse-centaur is tasked with delivering a fanny-pack full of letters to Santaur in time for Christmas. Though his lack of arms, hooves and a torso aren’t making things easy for him…
*Originally published 4/13/2024
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April 18, 2020 • 24 mins
Krystall Everfall quests her way through the Frosted Dungeon, deep in the heart of Mount Schytcicle, in search of a most powerful mcguffin indeed...
*Originally published 4/20/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Gavin Reiser as the Trolls
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April 25, 2020 • 26 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Krystall arrives at the final sanctum of the Frosted Dungeon and finds the mcguffin! But the abominable beast lurking about won't give it up without a fight...
*Originally published 4/27/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wiza...
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May 2, 2020 • 32 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
In the sprawling orc capital city of Wangtown, Gregorc finally manages to lose his virginity, and nothing else important happens I swear...
*Originally published 5/4/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns wi...
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May 9, 2020 • 28 mins
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Gregorc has finally awoken from his sixty-nine hour coma, aghast at the sight of his new sandy surroundings...
*Originally published 5/11/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist....
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May 16, 2020 • 28 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women...
*Originally published 5/18/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own si...
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May 23, 2020 • 33 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The Black Demon Society rocks the everloving socks off everybody in the Timberfall Tavern. Meanwhile, Krystall meets a peculiar old wizard with a penchant for murder...
*Originally published 5/25/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warri...
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May 30, 2020 • 38 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
When the Lich Queen crashes the Wiz-Stock festival, only one man has what it takes to put an end to her reign of terror once and for all...
*Originally published 6/1/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns wi...
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June 6, 2020 • 29 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The eve of the double full moon has finally arrived. Azataz & Krystall are in their fanciest attire as they attend the Lich Queen's royal ball. But will Azataz' plan go according to plan?
*Originally published 6/8/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of h...
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June 13, 2020 • 30 mins
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The city of Pineville has been overrun by skelemen! But it's not all doom and gloom, because they just built a brand new, state of the art Superarena right in the middle of town!
*Originally published 6/15/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fant...
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June 20, 2020 • 33 mins
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It's Krystall's first day of magic lessons, though her new teacher's methods are quite unorthodox to say the least...
*Originally published 6/22/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little...
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June 27, 2020 • 29 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Rah'd'ny's bounty is up for grabs! But who will have what it takes to bring him in?
*Originally published 6/29/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Ace D Wizard as G...
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July 4, 2020 • 37 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Rah'd'ny comes face to face with a wily old wizard who offers him a deal too good to pass up. Meanwhile, Krystall's search for the savage gets sidetracked by a sudden downpour of acid rain...
*Originally published 7/6/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales ...
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July 11, 2020 • 29 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Scores are soundly settled on this sensational season finale... OR ARE THEY???
*Originally published 7/13/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'...
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December 5, 2020 • 19 mins
On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Krystall and Scarletta make their great escape from the Demon Realm with the power of Christmas cheer...
*Originally published 12/3/2023
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questman...
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March 20, 2021 • 29 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Looks like The Wizard Scroll is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA (Worl...
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April 3, 2021 • 23 mins
Nightlife expert / bar scientist Don Snapper helps restore the Timberfall Tavern to its former glory...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Into The Thick Of It- Secret of Mana OST ; In The Dead Of Night- ...
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May 1, 2021 • 23 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
King Rah'd'ny searches low and high for the Blade of Legend, aka the BFS, aka Big Pointy, aka the Anointed Eviscerator, aka the Dime'a'Dozen, etc...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
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