December 2, 2024 • 46 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Murray signs a deal to rep the Bird Girl.. - Hoyt and Delbert went squirrel hunting on Black Friday - we’ll find out how it went.. - Marvin Webster suggests we call the first Saturday after Thanksgiving “Fat White Saturday”.. - Stan Higgins pops-in to tell how he did on Black Friday.. - Oliver had another painful encounter with his relatives over the Holiday.. - and to wrap things up - it has been over 20-years since we dreamed up our spoof on smart car technology, with “Cadillac’s On-Guard” system - but now it seems way less far-fetched!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
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You got the Big Show on already, have more chances
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and sports.
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that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't start my day without listening to the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy trush Me. They're a
lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld.
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Go. God doodle doo doo doodle doo doo boo. I
don't know how you know.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I thought it was annoying when they used this song
for the houses that.
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Were all lit up.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
God just don't want me to like him anymore.
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He loves Chris dummy man.
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Hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving. Hope few word thankful.
Let's keep that thankful heart, thankful heart. It could have
been worse, and I had a few of those thanksgiving
mill those of my lovely daughter in law for hosting. Okay, now,
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I just gotta figure a way to sneak back into
the house in refrigerator.
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Give him someone that.
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Turned me out.
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He let his little white bread Dutch malaise. I'll be
all right now.
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I've seen him at the speedway put shrimp in his pockets.
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He's got it down. I'll be alright, all right, we'll good.
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Well.
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I say a happy Cyber Mondays. I hope everybody got
through Black Friday. Had fun with that cyber Monday. The
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I remember when you talked a bunch about fredders. So
I just had my corn bread mix the wife was mixing.
(02:49):
Just take a little bit and smash it up, throw
it in a in my iron skillet.
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That's spy. That's a Hushbubby.
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Now Hushby is deep fried.
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Killy, you're on the right track.
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How she is like sixteen and a half, maybe pushing
seventeen about.
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Now, that's something for a dog her size. Yeah, truly.
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Yeah, I'm not sure what you know. I never did
the old DNA thing. Found her on the street. She
best dog I ever had. They left my side for
all sixteen years. A bet says she probably about six
months old.
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When we when we founded the Teeth. Yeah, yeah, she's
at least half diva. I just give you that.
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Oh, she spoiled quickly.
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I have never seen a dog more arrogant than I
love her.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
But that's what drew Jackie to her first.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
She's give me a hard time. It's because she can
read people.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
As somebody told me, I don't know who it was,
but you know, said the dog. You know she thinks
that I am hers. That's why you know she's there.
You know she would protect me. You know, remember when
she first started coming to work, she would lay right
down there on my right side to the floor. Anybody
who come around there.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
That was a bit of a problem.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
But but she has never betten anybody in the whole
sixteen years. Is as much as she has make people
stand out of it.
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That's right. Yeah, something too.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
But there's a new documentary on Netflix you should see.
It's all about dogs and how they think, what they know,
they do dream and when they dream, they often the
dream often includes the owner.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Is that right?
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Yeah, I'd like to see how they know that. We
were talking about dreams. Yeah, they do have a way.
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Okay, So that's on Netflix on Netflix, right, what to watch?
The entertainment news might get down that tape.
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Do Hey?
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to go.
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Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
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Off the ride. The day Joe Way, I thought I never.
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not see.
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I'm a cussing out your name.
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I'm shooting you the fin.
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I keep switching on my briding lights.
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But you're just too dimpty.
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Now when you're swerving all lights o by, you're running someone.
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Off the ride.
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Driving a big show.
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It's like my grandmother's house with Lawrence welcome in.
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Or I'm looking through some Christmas music, you know, after Thanksgiving,
I like to start the Christmas music.
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I put Rando and I don't know when.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It came up with some wink Martindale's.
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Like a game show.
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No I actually have probably the most massive collection of
Christmas songs.
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Well, you might be racing a little bit, No, I was.
You know, there's not a lot.
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There's not a lot of Christmas songs that are instrumental.
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You know, pick of the ones we have to pay
royalties on that.
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Yeah, this one is.
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Lessions.
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Everyone. All right, let's not bring you down before we
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Alight.
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Let's not.
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It's time for the rumpy old man.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Our jinglely janglely doopeye do. I'm old and I hate
the holidays. In my day, we didn't have any hormone.
Plump turkey with high fiber stuffing, frozen green bean cascer
roll with phony fuions, pre packed pre ten pure eight potatoes,
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smothered and fat free gravy and sugar free dingleberry pie.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
For Thanksgiving. We were so poor we draw straws to get.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
To see who was the lucky one who got to
lick the kitchen floor for dinner, and seeing how it
was a dirt floor and we kept the hogs indoors,
it was a real smrgains board. Then you'd wipe your
mouth with the baby and go outside and find something
to feed the rest of the family. Generations of inbreeding
had left us dumber than the pea brained credits. We
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were trying to hunt, so it was pert near a
fair fight. That is until we met bloodhound Bobby Joe
Bergen Yawn. He had those big mud flap jowls like Nixon,
and then big droopy eyes and floppy juggeares of his
made him look like that dog on the Beverly Hillbillies.
(15:29):
He could sniff out a bogger on a baby's bib
two counties over. He was in big demand, but he
didn't work for money because he was so but ugly.
He couldn't get abroad, so he'd hold your hunger hostage
till your hand over. What are your womenfolk? That was
a good thing, and a good thing for you that
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he wasn't picky. That was also good for our sister
Homy Henrietta. She had snaggly teeth and a club footing
a big pointing. She cut her own hair and it
was missing in big chunks. Even when you dressed her up.
She looked like some sort of prehistoric bird march to
go into the bram After a night a noisy conneal
hijinks old bloodhound would get out in the front yard
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on all fours and start sniffing out your next meal.
In twenty minutes you had more possum muskrat sniping skunk
than you.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Could eat in twenty years. Whoopy, poopy pooh, Look at us.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
We're a bunch of floor licking cousin humpers pipping out
our sister, the bird girl.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
For a little no pants dance with a village man dog,
for a big.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Holiday platter full of skunk. God bless the pilgrims for
bringing us this. We were thankful. We were grateful, and
I weren't no holly jolly Eggnaggie sugarplum fairy and Teddy
Barry and very merry and Christmas mornings. The only thing
dancing in our heads were the nightmare is about another
day of being alive. We'd wake up Christmas morning in tears,
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realizing we'd all survive the night. All thirty seven of
us would crawl out of bed, which was just a
big box.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
On the floor of the outbouse.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
We had to stack ourselves like sardines, and you never
got any sleep, because someone on the bottom always had
to pee, and you had to keep stacking and unstacking
all night long. In the morning, we'd all run into
the living room and there weren't no tree neither, just
a big viner kudzu that growed through the window during
the year, and we didn't have no stockings neither. We'd
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use that old hollow human leg we found down by
the railroad tracks. We'd prop it up in the corner,
and since we didn't have no fancy gifts or exotic
fruit to put in it, we'd fill it up with
little slips of paper with words of hope and encouragement
on them, like kill.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Me now, or why Lord, why.
Speaker 13 (17:49):
Then?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
The cap off our glorious Christmas Day. We got in
the barn yard stripped naked and make poop angels wing
dangy do, look at me, I'm a coming Netwin dancing around.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
The loogie tree.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
And we loved it, and you could forget all about
that old langzine and dick cluck drooling cheap poochs guzzlin
or Dirv Hordon ball dropping nonsense. When it was time
for another year to come around, you'd set around and
figure out how much farther ahead in life you'd be
if you weren't such a knuckle dragon idiot, And you'd
write down all the mistakes you'd made that year.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
So you'd never make them again. But you couldn't read
or write, so it just looked.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Like a bunch of squiggles, and you'd make all the
exact same mistakes.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Again the coming year. It was like a great big
loser to do list.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Then at the stroke of midnight, you and all your
dumbest dirt kid would stand in a big circle. Then
you turn to your left and start kicking the ass
directly in front of you. Then you'd go outside and
stand in the middle of the road and pray that
someone would invent the car so they could mow you
down and put an end to this what's that.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
X cycle of misery known as your life?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Hey, look at me, whoopedy doo, let's hear it for
baby new year, here comes another three hundred and sixty
five days a living life in the stupid lane.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Handw liked it, We loved it. Infinity Dinity two two
twot I hate the holidays.
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Good morning, and you got the big show on already?
Have more chances to you to win coming up after
your news, weather and sports.
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Oh oh, I didn't know, I didn't see you.
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head of Big Show Science and History Division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
Don Boy.
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And Billy on the Big Show.
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Yo.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
When I say there will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative. I simply meant that they they
Oh what did I mean? Rock out much?
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Well, we're going from money stream to the other on
our Christmas music and was more like it?
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Gary ho ho hoy, right there, don't we good?
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Just said Gary old last week kicking all the Christmas
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Oh, John Boy Billy.
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Come on now, clap your hands, sing.
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Hang on, get our agent Murray out of the bit
box for our bit Box featured track of the day.
As we head towards Christmas, all right, spitting it out,
I got it, uh so congeby to here, bam bam
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They have many cats on their show. Listen to them
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Who are you a queen Latifa? No, this is boy
Bella here. Let me get seel. You signed the Birdman's
Daughter as a client.
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You know about you?
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We here we go again.
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Man, listen, always speak to Grandmaster Flash for a second.
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Hold on, gee, it's a humor puffy on o.
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Chill dude, okay.
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Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. Jimbo, what up, moy.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Worri?
Speaker 14 (23:38):
What?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
No world's going on over there?
Speaker 14 (23:40):
Just chilling like Bob Dylan Mark.
Speaker 9 (23:42):
Cutting the gates to talk. We heard about the Birdman's daughter.
Speaker 14 (23:45):
Hey, what a cool huh. She's a natural Jimbo. Nancy
Sinatra meets the Spice Girls by way of Forrest Gump.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, that's what you said about Hank the dog Man.
Speaker 14 (23:57):
No, no, no, bit Hank the dog Man was Larry,
but Melman meets the black guy from police Academy by
way up for it whatever. I just want you to
know my work with the Bird Girl isn't going to
affect the amount of time and effort that I spend
on your career.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
You know, somehow that doesn't make us feel any better.
Speaker 14 (24:15):
Oh, Jimbo, do you think i'd push you guys to
the back of the line just because of some Birdie
come lately. I'm shocked.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
So you mean you won't push to the back of
the line.
Speaker 14 (24:26):
Of course I will. I'm just shocked that you're thinking. Man, Imbo,
I'm kidding. I kid because I love listen to say.
I wouldn't dream of pushing the Bird Girl's career without
including you guys.
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But wait, we don't want to be inclusion.
Speaker 14 (24:42):
No no, it'll be great The Bird Girl with special
guests Jimbo and Bobby the Chicken mc nuggets will pass. No, no, no,
it'll be great hot rotation on your MTD raps Uh
huh you get your own show on upn Why not
everybody else? Did hey lay your cards right? You guys
might even get popped in a drive by.
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You out of your mind.
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Aaa. Do you know what a well time drive by
shooting can do for record sales? Look at Tupac, Look
at Notorious b Ig. Their sales went through.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh yeah, but they got shot, Jimbo.
Speaker 14 (25:16):
We all have to make a few sacrifices.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Murray, they're both dead.
Speaker 14 (25:20):
Of course they are. I'm so glad we're having this conversation.
I didn't know how you guys would react to the idea.
I'm glad to see your off for Murray.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
We think it's an incredibly stupid idea.
Speaker 14 (25:31):
Yeah great, huh. I knew I could count on you, guys.
I tell you so far. I think I'm really gonna
like this rap music business. It's up standard material problem.
Ad managers shamelessly exploit your artists. I may have finally
found my knee. He listen, hain't out of the crib.
I'll jingle you when we popped the jam out of
the job. By the way, that means stay close to
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the office. I'll call you when we closed the day
we got it. I just didn't want to take any chances.
You know, you guys are pretty wide.
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We don't want to be any part of this.
Speaker 14 (26:01):
Hey, babe, it's cool in the game. Murmy is gonna
talk to all the right moves because I greve on
you homies more than Marmon Cap grew on you, homie.
That means I love you more than my fuck. Hey,
what's some sweetness on your little co homie?
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That billy and.
Speaker 14 (26:22):
Wet heat and I.
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Believe him? All right, Well, let's play it, john Boy Jeopardy.
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I had them right here next to my heart, heart,
but I can't find them, Tato, may I bar your ship?
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Good your sheet together for me? Alrighty here brand new question.
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Let's jump right in. G I Joe, Poker, Snowball, Navy Blue,
home Run and Cowboy were all once brand names for
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I had to check.
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big show? You told free line.
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We go to we get a winner.
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We play John Boards, Jepindey next, Good Morning, it's a
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big showing the radio. Run to your Monday, the similar truth.
Don't you about Murray signing the bed girl and found
now half found the big box?
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You want that bird girl words, jus.
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Lord, It's like it's the first time you've ever seen it.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I too borrow from hiding on Easter egg. Right now,
why we're hot, let's way, yes, live across America. It's
John Boy.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
And now a man who bagged his limit during wild
Turkey season. So instead of Christmas bonuses this year, he's
gonna give the bird to the entire staff.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah, there's ahead of AJ out of Thomaston, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Good morning, AJ, Good morning John Boy.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
How you doing man?
Speaker 5 (28:27):
But better?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I'd have to be some quirky little saying that of
already yearsed up? You mean crappy lady clothes.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
We let Jay here you are, Boddy, you got first
shot at John Boy, Jepardy. Let's uh, let's listen to
the question again. G I, Joe, Poker, Snowball, Navy Blue,
home Run, and cowboy. We're all wants brand names for these.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Playing cards. For underwear, I'm not sure which you say.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Oh you go with just any kind of underwear, men's
or women's. I guess is that what you're saying, Aja.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
Yes, sir, underwear men's old women's.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I can't tell the difference.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Okay, well I'm not that way.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
By the way, we will address other problems on the second. First, lit'sten,
let's consult the survey.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Yeah no, no, yes?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh well, well, j we appreciate you playing, buddy. You
have a great day and may Christmas you too.
Speaker 7 (29:32):
I enjoyed thirty five years I can listening to you.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Well, all right, I appreciate you, buddy. You try again
in time.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
Enjoyed.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Well, let's go to Dennis. He's uh in Kennett, Missouri.
Good morning, Dennis, Hey, good morning. Hey, well Dennis, underwear
still is not right. So if you had that in
your in your head, that wouldn't go there?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
So what uh? What do you think these names were
naming there?
Speaker 5 (30:01):
It was cigarettes?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Is it cigarettes?
Speaker 14 (30:07):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
It is. Some others were Boomerang, Daily Double and air
flow cigarettes used to be very popular. Say Dennis, you
got the Birtee County Peanuts Prize pack. We'll get it
to you your pad and kenn of Missouri.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
You enjoy my boy. Okay, let me give a shout
out to everybody I work with.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
All right, they know who they.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Know who they are. You you don't want to plug
a company or anything with that? Help?
Speaker 14 (30:38):
I mean.
Speaker 15 (30:41):
F C. C.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Kennimsuri, Oh love you. Yeah, I love you mother, Go
dizago my boys, all right, look him up good right now,
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it is.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Your news right on the other side of your report,
it's our time cats over this Monday day seven and
second got your line.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
Well, I get a lot of leg crowns, and especially
in the middle of the night, and all you can
do is get up and walk it off.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
And oh man, does it hurt. Nothing hurts worse than
that that.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
That's that leg that you got, the broken up and
broken femur got a rot in it, all right? Yea, yeah.
So you know, I've talked to a doctor about it,
and he's always said it's a lack of potassium magnesium.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
And that's just what I used to hear eat a banana, yep,
you know.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
So, uh then when you came in with this mustard, Yeah,
that sounds great. I'm gonna try that. No I'm not.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
But then I googled it and sure enough, you know,
while medical guys might roll their eyes at it because
there's no real explanation for why you could take a
spoonful of mustard and it you know, it doesn't have
the right ingredients. Yeah, and it works instantly. And so
a couple of neurologists, one of them actually a Nobel
Prize winner, looked into this and it turns out that
(32:45):
it's not the muscle cramps are not necessarily caused by
the lack of these minerals so much as it is
a misfire of nerve endings in your muscles.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
That's what causes cramps.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Yeah, it's a misfiring.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
It's basically a part of your it gets a little offline,
gets a little wacko, and you know that causes the cramp.
So the neurologist guys who brain surgeons, they looked into
it and decided that the reason the mustard works is
because while you're having this offline effect, taking this this
pungent flavor into your mouth causes the nerves in your
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mouth to kind of put everything back online, and that's
why it works. They say also that they just.
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Like turning it off and turning it back on again
almost that's about right, rebooting got a rebooty.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
So that's why it works.
Speaker 7 (33:33):
And they say also they based on their studies, you
could also use pickle juice, it hot pepper, flavors, anything
that's just you know, makes your mouth come alive basically,
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (33:47):
It would work on not just leg crafts, but any
kind of a muscle cramp in your body.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah you should.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
Yeah, anything if you if you go with their theory
that it's just something offline, a little screwed up, a
little off data, then you.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Just get it.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
That's man something because I can cramb some sometime in
my side, you know, and they're not always leg cramps
from my side, I think from from holding my stomach
and around baby dogs, I'm using muscles.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
I think it's time. I think it's time.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
You know, that doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
They still know what that's my line with pictures stomach again,
boobs out?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
But uh anyway, so yeah, back to the composer. Mustard works.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
I want to know if the boobs out thing works,
but only if you put mustard on them.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Yeah, so, mustard, pickle juice, anything that's real that makes
your mouth come alive.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I guess why there's a mustard, because you know, I
always have mustard around.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I ain't gonna take it right, swig of pickle juice.
You don't always have a jar pickles.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
And from what I've read, mustard does not need refrigerating,
so you can just leave that sitting by.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Jackie was the first one to back me up, because
Dady and Steve and if you keep mustar by the pool,
you keep a bottle of mustard by your bedside, and
that gives your cleaning lady something else to talk about.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
That conversation starter. Yeah, all right, we'll good. I'm glad, Randy.
I can't wait till you have another cramp, buddy.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Let me say it one more time. She can enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You were right, me and a Nobel Prize winner. There
you go, Thank you very much. Jeun wollam Billy, don't worry.
Speaker 8 (35:13):
This guy's got like a four s R rating.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
We're good.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
His name's Randy. That's like one of the most trustworthy names,
are you? Randy? Good morning radio?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Dumb Right, there you go, more traditional little Christmas tune
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here in the big show, and I'm gonna flood you
with him just right here. After Thanksgiving, start heading toward it.
Bestive to call over to a temptation trailer. Let's see
who's home this morning?
Speaker 13 (36:06):
Man?
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Hello, Hey, it's.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Hot all my life.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
I want to fight about it? No, man, you buds
John Bonbella here, well, well you say there you beg on? Hey,
no driving nikel dragon nose picking, but scratching scamp farming boy. Wait, man,
I got a coup more flicking he hull locking servant. Okay,
at the guber flicking. That kind of come to me
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on the fly.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I go trying to fig her back. Ay, that's annoy.
What in the world's going on? You endeavored to have
a big Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Oh yeah, we close up the body shop and did
a little squirrel hunt.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Had you do no good? I didn't shoot anything.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Oh yeah, but not what we was intending to shoot.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh what happens?
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Well? Here running this fellow named Rick Spools last week
down in Hoots harder Feller. Good people though, we's all
talking about going squirrel hunting. He says. Heck, I got
a big old paste of lamb. We got squirrels all
over place.
Speaker 14 (37:00):
Y'all have to come on over.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
I said, you mean it, He says, shoe yest I'm
about to have it. Get me on your way up.
I said, all right, Well see you Friday. It's Friday morning.
In dev pulled up this Feller's farm. Debort's sitting in
the truck. I go up to the house and the
old fellow opens the door. He's standing there in his pajamers.
I said, morning there, message Froze. You better get your
hunting clothes on. He says, no, I can't go with you.
I woke up this morning with a bad case of
(37:23):
the square things without this rough in years. I said, well,
bless your heart. He said, well, thank you, but it
ain't my heart. That's hey. Before y'all pull out, he says,
can you do me a favor? I got a sick
old horse back behind the house named Chucky, had him
for almost fifteen years. Well, he ain't long for this world.
(37:43):
I know I need to put him down, but I
just can't bring myself to do it. Would you mind
taking your gun back here and shooting in for me?
I said, well, I reckon, we do that. He says,
I sure. What appreciate y'all have you a big time.
So I'm walking back to the truck. I started thinking
about playing a little trick on Delbor. So I walk
up to the tre kind of grumbling under my breath,
you know, and never says, when was married? You I said, well,
(38:04):
let's ither come out all this way up here for nothing.
That's sorry. SOB says we ain't welcome on his property.
Never says, well I come, I said, well, it turns
out he's a ford Man. He see us pull up
here in a Chevrolet picker. He says, y'all can forget
about bringing that sorry hunky johnk on my land called
Dale Junior everything with sport. Then he says, with us
leave right now. He's calling the law on us. Never says,
(38:27):
so he ain't going squirrel hunting. I said, well, not here,
we ain't. But I tell you one thing, I'm gonna
shoot me something for I leave. He says, what you mean?
I said, where's mister ford Man? Got him a horse
tied up back behind the house. I'm gonna take his
shotgun up here and blow his dad gum horse brains out. Well,
Deby don't know what to think. Of course, not knowing
what to think ain't exactly new experience for so anyways,
(38:48):
I grabbed my gun, get back out of the truck
off huffy like, and walked up where his horse was.
I tell you, old Spros is right this here was
one broke down pitiful looking piece of animal. I took
a bead right twenty his eyes. I said, sorry about this, Chucky,
but it's for the best. Squeeze that trigger. Wham dropped
him like a bad habit. Uh. Well, just as I
was fixing the walk back to the truck, I heard
(39:09):
two more shots wam wham come from around. That's how
the barn run around. See what's going on. There's Delbert
and the truck racing the engine, waving his arms, going,
we'll take that on. More mess with us, I shot
to of his cows to you, let's go.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Delbart always got to be in the thick.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
Yeah, and the things usually don't get real thick till
he gets involved. Hey, listen, I got run here men
the great White hunters fixing and go to work. You're
gonna take over later on. Yeah, well, well you tell him,
I said, Uh, he'll know what you mean. Y'all came
straight up a.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Good morning to bakes yellows on the radio. Hang over
your local news weather sport.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
This was royal.
Speaker 16 (39:52):
That's just the King Vetle, slave of the visit Loss,
destroil of.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
The Mungle, and aggravator of the Ottoman Empire.
Speaker 16 (40:02):
All listening to my two royal jesterers, those gap toothed barbarians,
John Boy and Billyard Old big show, A rise, a
loyal of beef, A rise Duke of Ellington, A rise,
water of ten, essence of marp, milk of vacdisa.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yo, Monna's a big Sean radio.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
We always love jugging in When I bro call Morb
and Webster after Thanksgiving, Say what Uncle says?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Run up to how the football watching with.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
J D's ain't ready to let go on Thanksgiving yet
they have extended their sell.
Speaker 15 (41:14):
How many friends will anybody who's anybody knows Thanksgivings the
time to drink, gear, watch football bench perch and basically.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Just sit around on you fat ass.
Speaker 15 (41:21):
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at JD's twenty four hour drive through Punt and Gun,
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cigarette outlet. We got friday He's roll ads, beer, funnels, handguns, manifolds,
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cranberry sauce wrestling. This Tuesday night, we got plugged You
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and for a limited time only vote Libertarian or burning
hell pool tables, and don't forget to show out a
Thanksgiving nothing in their air condition back room for the
world's first indoor turkey shoes. Make sure you stop by
and see Howard to town drive dressed up like a pilgrim.
We'll be using old Howard quite a bit since his
parole officer gave us okay.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Don't spend another Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
With a bunch of anaelaws.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
You'd rather shoot tonight with drunk by.
Speaker 15 (42:02):
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our new location just outside of Shenville, North Carolina, next
to Big Dave's house. A compost do it Today ads,
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Speaker 1 (42:17):
Names, Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Coming up, we play Beat the Blonde for an LS
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first spend a few minutes with Marving Webster.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Y'all, what's up yall do? Hey?
Speaker 8 (43:03):
Man with Tobama's house for Thanksgiving? Went back like it
always does. Aybout eight util we was about to pop.
It was twelve arguments broke out. One kid always go
home with bloodstains on his clothes somewhere, Uncle said, sat
down in the living room, undid his breeches. He was
asleep five minutes for the ball game ever started. I said,
wake up, Sair, your pants about to fall off? He said,
(43:24):
huh what the score is? Must be all that Tucky
go at. You know, Tucky got all that trip tonight
in it. That stuff knock a man out and long.
About five o'clock, Mama started working me about taking her
and her sister to the mall in the morning. Oh no,
I hate that baby. Me and your aunt sure could
use a driver to run us through the mall first
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thing in the morning. You know your aunt got that
handicap parking pan. It'll be just like last year. You
can wheel right up to the party like Kanye West.
And I do love me some handicap parking. But when
Kanye get to the party, he don't have to follow
two old women around eight hours carry their bag for it.
I said, Mama, I ain't got nothing but love for you,
(44:05):
but I just can't do it again this year. Why
you got to go on Friday anyway? You know what
it's gonna be like, eighty thousand people in there fighting
over the same set of discount draws and they got
the same Zac stuff the next day too. Won't y'all
wait till Saturday. I'll take you over there. Then that's
when my loud cousin Lamar always pops up. No, man,
you got to go on Black Friday so you can
(44:26):
get all them special door busted deals. You can go
in see it and get a twelve piece socket set
for a dime to the market afford to running mouth
because he ain't got no car. Uncle Sid pops up Lama,
what the same hell you need with a twelve piece
socket set? Only time I see you with a tool
in your hand, you standing at the toilet. So three
men and uncle said, we talked mom into wait until Sarahay.
(44:49):
You know how they call the day after Thanksgiving black Friday,
because that's when all the black people go shopping. Well
they need to start calling the next day fat White Saturday,
because it was.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Some wide load white folks up in the mall that day.
Speaker 8 (45:02):
I think they was on Saturday because they stayed home
on Friday to finish off that honey bag ham from Thursday.
You ever know, fat white people are different from fat
black people, especially the women. You see a fat white girl,
she always looked just miserable. Being big ain't nothing to
his sister. She don't walk around a little flower sack
looking dress neither. She always turned out come up on
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a good looking brother, give him that look. That's rag baby.
You know you want some of these and he probably
does too, because you know, a brother, lucky woman got
some junk in the trunk, and I ain't talking about
the kind they sell it. Bed bathroom be done well.
The fat white girl ain't got time to look at
no men in the mall. She's too busy dragging around
him two fat kids to her trying to remember where
she left her fat husband at way down on the
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other end of the mall, halfway pissed off, all out
of breath, even though he ain't got but one bag
in his Handway, you know it's in that bag too,
don't you. Mama Feace can get a new Fridayaddy. Yeah,
you can tell the fat white people was out on Saturday,
longest iron and the whole place.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Was at the food court. Jarn woll. Come get your
cousins at the mall, y'all think about it. I marveling
love it.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Oh yeah, we got that LS Tractor Hunting Season Prize, Pike.
Let's see who wants to win it. Come on and
beat the blonde one eight hundred Big show you toe
free line.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
We play next,
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You got the Big Show on already, have more chances
for you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Good morning, Vicious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't start my day without listening to the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy trush Me. They're a
lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Go. God doodle doo doo doodle doo doo boo. I
don't know how you know.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I thought it was annoying when they used this song
for the houses that.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Were all lit up.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
God just don't want me to like him anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
He loves Chris dummy man.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving. Hope few word thankful.
Let's keep that thankful heart, thankful heart. It could have
been worse, and I had a few of those thanksgiving
mill those of my lovely daughter in law for hosting. Okay, now,
(02:02):
I just gotta figure a way to sneak back into
the house in refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Give him someone that.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Turned me out.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
He let his little white bread Dutch malaise. I'll be
all right now.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
I know you're new to this game. You take your
plastic wear with you so you can't get leftovers.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I've had to get it together from there together.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I've seen him at the speedway put shrimp in his pockets.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
He's got it down. I'll be alright, all right, we'll good.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Well.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I say a happy Cyber Mondays. I hope everybody got
through Black Friday. Had fun with that cyber Monday. The
Internet's answered to Black Friday. Yeah, just not buying enough stuff.
Get on that internet. National Fritter's Day after last year.
I remember when you talked a bunch about fredders. So
I just had my corn bread mix the wife was mixing.
(02:49):
Just take a little bit and smash it up, throw
it in a in my iron skillet.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That's spy. That's a Hushbubby.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
Now Hushby is deep fried.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Killy, you're on the right track.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
I've ever told you about conch fritters comfiders.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, man, I don't know how to cook them, but
I can eat National month Day. Excited about that. My
dog Pearl still hanging in there. Thank y'all for asking.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, man, she's doing good. She's doing good.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
How she is like sixteen and a half, maybe pushing
seventeen about.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Now, that's something for a dog her size. Yeah, truly.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, I'm not sure what you know. I never did
the old DNA thing. Found her on the street. She
best dog I ever had. They left my side for
all sixteen years. A bet says she probably about six
months old.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
When we when we founded the Teeth. Yeah, yeah, she's
at least half diva. I just give you that.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Oh, she spoiled quickly.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I have never seen a dog more arrogant than I
love her.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
But that's what drew Jackie to her first.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
She's give me a hard time. It's because she can
read people.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
As somebody told me, I don't know who it was,
but you know, said the dog. You know she thinks
that I am hers. That's why you know she's there.
You know she would protect me. You know, remember when
she first started coming to work, she would lay right
down there on my right side to the floor. Anybody
who come around there.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
That was a bit of a problem.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
But but she has never betten anybody in the whole
sixteen years. Is as much as she has make people
stand out of it.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's right. Yeah, something too.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
But there's a new documentary on Netflix you should see.
It's all about dogs and how they think, what they know,
they do dream and when they dream, they often the
dream often includes the owner.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, I'd like to see how they know that. We
were talking about dreams. Yeah, they do have a way.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Okay, So that's on Netflix on Netflix, right, what to watch?
The entertainment news might get down that tape.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh dear, all right, good, So.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
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you might win it right here. Nineteen fifty two, the
world's first nuclear power plant accident occurred. It was a
Chalk River, Canada. That was nineteen fifty two. A worker
lifted four fuel rods and noted d ay chain reaction
melted some uranium and it was Homer Simpsons checking the
on the job. Nineteen sixty six, it was a special
(06:00):
Friday for beef loving Catholics in the US. It was
the first friday Catholics no longer had to refrain from
eating meat. The Pope exempted American Catholics from the church's
meatless Fridays.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Did you know that data I did nineteen sixty six.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Yeah, and then it just went to just during lent,
during Lent, the Lenten season, just you don't need meat
on for okay.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So okay, I had to get something like trade out there,
compromised it.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The meatless Fridays, all right, then you mean, oh three,
The US Supreme Court ruled after knocking, police don't have
to wait longer than twenty seconds before breaking into the
home of a drug suspect.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
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he wasn't picky. That was also good for our sister
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Holiday platter full of skunk. God bless the pilgrims for
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use that old hollow human leg we found down by
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The loogie tree.
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You know about you?
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What?
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No world's going on over there?
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Just chilling like Bob Dylan Mark.
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Cutting the gates to talk. We heard about the Birdman's daughter.
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Hey, what a cool huh. She's a natural Jimbo. Nancy
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Yeah, that's what you said about Hank the dog Man.
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No, no, no, bit Hank the dog Man was Larry,
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way up for it whatever. I just want you to
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affect the amount of time and effort that I spend
on your career.
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You know, somehow that doesn't make us feel any better.
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Oh, Jimbo, do you think i'd push you guys to
the back of the line just because of some Birdie
come lately. I'm shocked.
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So you mean you won't push to the back of
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huh you get your own show on upn Why not
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We all have to make a few sacrifices.
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Murray, they're both dead.
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Of course they are. I'm so glad we're having this conversation.
I didn't know how you guys would react to the idea.
I'm glad to see your off for Murray.
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We think it's an incredibly stupid idea.
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I tell you so far. I think I'm really gonna
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Ad managers shamelessly exploit your artists. I may have finally
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I'll jingle you when we popped the jam out of
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That billy and.
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Wet heat and I.
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Believe him? All right, Well, let's play it, john Boy Jeopardy.
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I had them right here next to my heart, heart,
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Good your sheet together for me? Alrighty here brand new question.
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Let's jump right in. G I Joe, Poker, Snowball, Navy Blue,
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I had to check.
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big showing the radio. Run to your Monday, the similar truth.
Don't you about Murray signing the bed girl and found
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You want that bird girl words, jus.
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Lord, It's like it's the first time you've ever seen it.
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I too borrow from hiding on Easter egg. Right now,
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And now a man who bagged his limit during wild
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He's John Boy.
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Yeah, there's ahead of AJ out of Thomaston, Georgia.
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Good morning, AJ, Good morning John Boy.
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How you doing man?
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But better?
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I'd have to be some quirky little saying that of
already yearsed up? You mean crappy lady clothes.
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We let Jay here you are, Boddy, you got first
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home Run, and cowboy. We're all wants brand names for these.
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Playing cards. For underwear, I'm not sure which you say.
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Oh you go with just any kind of underwear, men's
or women's. I guess is that what you're saying, Aja.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
Yes, sir, underwear men's old women's.
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I can't tell the difference.
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Okay, well I'm not that way.
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By the way, we will address other problems on the second. First, lit'sten,
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Yeah no, no, yes?
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I enjoyed thirty five years I can listening to you.
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Well, all right, I appreciate you, buddy. You try again
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Enjoyed.
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Well, let's go to Dennis. He's uh in Kennett, Missouri.
Good morning, Dennis, Hey, good morning. Hey, well Dennis, underwear
still is not right. So if you had that in
your in your head, that wouldn't go there?
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So what uh? What do you think these names were
naming there?
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It was cigarettes?
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Is it cigarettes?
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Yes?
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It is. Some others were Boomerang, Daily Double and air
flow cigarettes used to be very popular. Say Dennis, you
got the Birtee County Peanuts Prize pack. We'll get it
to you your pad and kenn of Missouri.
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You enjoy my boy. Okay, let me give a shout
out to everybody I work with.
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All right, they know who they.
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Know who they are. You you don't want to plug
a company or anything with that? Help?
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I mean.
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Well, I get a lot of leg crowns, and especially
in the middle of the night, and all you can
do is get up and walk it off.
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And oh man, does it hurt. Nothing hurts worse than
that that.
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That's that leg that you got, the broken up and
broken femur got a rot in it, all right? Yea, yeah.
So you know, I've talked to a doctor about it,
and he's always said it's a lack of potassium magnesium.
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And that's just what I used to hear eat a banana, yep,
you know.
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So, uh then when you came in with this mustard, Yeah,
that sounds great. I'm gonna try that. No I'm not.
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But then I googled it and sure enough, you know,
while medical guys might roll their eyes at it because
there's no real explanation for why you could take a
spoonful of mustard and it you know, it doesn't have
the right ingredients. Yeah, and it works instantly. And so
a couple of neurologists, one of them actually a Nobel
Prize winner, looked into this and it turns out that
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it's not the muscle cramps are not necessarily caused by
the lack of these minerals so much as it is
a misfire of nerve endings in your muscles.
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That's what causes cramps.
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Yeah, it's a misfiring.
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It's basically a part of your it gets a little offline,
gets a little wacko, and you know that causes the cramp.
So the neurologist guys who brain surgeons, they looked into
it and decided that the reason the mustard works is
because while you're having this offline effect, taking this this
pungent flavor into your mouth causes the nerves in your
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mouth to kind of put everything back online, and that's
why it works. They say also that they just.
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Like turning it off and turning it back on again
almost that's about right, rebooting got a rebooty.
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So that's why it works.
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And they say also they based on their studies, you
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that's just you know, makes your mouth come alive basically,
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (33:47):
It would work on not just leg crafts, but any
kind of a muscle cramp in your body.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah you should.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
Yeah, anything if you if you go with their theory
that it's just something offline, a little screwed up, a
little off data, then you.
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Just get it.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
That's man something because I can cramb some sometime in
my side, you know, and they're not always leg cramps
from my side, I think from from holding my stomach
and around baby dogs, I'm using muscles.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
I think it's time. I think it's time.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
You know, that doesn't work.
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They still know what that's my line with pictures stomach again,
boobs out?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
But uh anyway, so yeah, back to the composer. Mustard works.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
I want to know if the boobs out thing works,
but only if you put mustard on them.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Yeah, so, mustard, pickle juice, anything that's real that makes
your mouth come alive.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I guess why there's a mustard, because you know, I
always have mustard around.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I ain't gonna take it right, swig of pickle juice.
You don't always have a jar pickles.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
And from what I've read, mustard does not need refrigerating,
so you can just leave that sitting by.
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That's right.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Jackie was the first one to back me up, because
Dady and Steve and if you keep mustar by the pool,
you keep a bottle of mustard by your bedside, and
that gives your cleaning lady something else to talk about.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
That conversation starter. Yeah, all right, we'll good. I'm glad, Randy.
I can't wait till you have another cramp, buddy.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Let me say it one more time. She can enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You were right, me and a Nobel Prize winner. There
you go, Thank you very much. Jeun wollam Billy, don't worry.
Speaker 8 (35:13):
This guy's got like a four s R rating.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
We're good.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
His name's Randy. That's like one of the most trustworthy names,
are you? Randy? Good morning radio?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Dumb Right, there you go, more traditional little Christmas tune
(35:52):
here in the big show, and I'm gonna flood you
with him just right here. After Thanksgiving, start heading toward it.
Bestive to call over to a temptation trailer. Let's see
who's home this morning?
Speaker 13 (36:06):
Man?
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Hello, Hey, it's.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Hot all my life.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
I want to fight about it? No, man, you buds
John Bonbella here, well, well you say there you beg on? Hey,
no driving nikel dragon nose picking, but scratching scamp farming boy. Wait, man,
I got a coup more flicking he hull locking servant. Okay,
at the guber flicking. That kind of come to me
(36:32):
on the fly.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I go trying to fig her back. Ay, that's annoy.
What in the world's going on? You endeavored to have
a big Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Oh yeah, we close up the body shop and did
a little squirrel hunt.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Had you do no good? I didn't shoot anything.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Oh yeah, but not what we was intending to shoot.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh what happens?
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Well? Here running this fellow named Rick Spools last week
down in Hoots harder Feller. Good people though, we's all
talking about going squirrel hunting. He says. Heck, I got
a big old paste of lamb. We got squirrels all
over place.
Speaker 14 (37:00):
Y'all have to come on over.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
I said, you mean it, He says, shoe yest I'm
about to have it. Get me on your way up.
I said, all right, Well see you Friday. It's Friday morning.
In dev pulled up this Feller's farm. Debort's sitting in
the truck. I go up to the house and the
old fellow opens the door. He's standing there in his pajamers.
I said, morning there, message Froze. You better get your
hunting clothes on. He says, no, I can't go with you.
I woke up this morning with a bad case of
(37:23):
the square things without this rough in years. I said, well,
bless your heart. He said, well, thank you, but it
ain't my heart. That's hey. Before y'all pull out, he says,
can you do me a favor? I got a sick
old horse back behind the house named Chucky, had him
for almost fifteen years. Well, he ain't long for this world.
(37:43):
I know I need to put him down, but I
just can't bring myself to do it. Would you mind
taking your gun back here and shooting in for me?
I said, well, I reckon, we do that. He says,
I sure. What appreciate y'all have you a big time.
So I'm walking back to the truck. I started thinking
about playing a little trick on Delbor. So I walk
up to the tre kind of grumbling under my breath,
you know, and never says, when was married? You I said, well,
(38:04):
let's ither come out all this way up here for nothing.
That's sorry. SOB says we ain't welcome on his property.
Never says, well I come, I said, well, it turns
out he's a ford Man. He see us pull up
here in a Chevrolet picker. He says, y'all can forget
about bringing that sorry hunky johnk on my land called
Dale Junior everything with sport. Then he says, with us
leave right now. He's calling the law on us. Never says,
(38:27):
so he ain't going squirrel hunting. I said, well, not here,
we ain't. But I tell you one thing, I'm gonna
shoot me something for I leave. He says, what you mean?
I said, where's mister ford Man? Got him a horse
tied up back behind the house. I'm gonna take his
shotgun up here and blow his dad gum horse brains out. Well,
Deby don't know what to think. Of course, not knowing
what to think ain't exactly new experience for so anyways,
(38:48):
I grabbed my gun, get back out of the truck
off huffy like, and walked up where his horse was.
I tell you, old Spros is right this here was
one broke down pitiful looking piece of animal. I took
a bead right twenty his eyes. I said, sorry about this, Chucky,
but it's for the best. Squeeze that trigger. Wham dropped
him like a bad habit. Uh. Well, just as I
was fixing the walk back to the truck, I heard
(39:09):
two more shots wam wham come from around. That's how
the barn run around. See what's going on. There's Delbert
and the truck racing the engine, waving his arms, going,
we'll take that on. More mess with us, I shot
to of his cows to you, let's go.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Delbart always got to be in the thick.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
Yeah, and the things usually don't get real thick till
he gets involved. Hey, listen, I got run here men
the great White hunters fixing and go to work. You're
gonna take over later on. Yeah, well, well you tell him,
I said, Uh, he'll know what you mean. Y'all came
straight up a.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Good morning to bakes yellows on the radio. Hang over
your local news weather sport.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
This was royal.
Speaker 16 (39:52):
That's just the King Vetle, slave of the visit Loss,
destroil of.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
The Mungle, and aggravator of the Ottoman Empire.
Speaker 16 (40:02):
All listening to my two royal jesterers, those gap toothed barbarians,
John Boy and Billyard Old big show, A rise, a
loyal of beef, A rise Duke of Ellington, A rise,
water of ten, essence of marp, milk of vacdisa.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yo, Monna's a big Sean radio.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
We always love jugging in When I bro call Morb
and Webster after Thanksgiving, Say what Uncle says?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Run up to how the football watching with.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
J D's ain't ready to let go on Thanksgiving yet
they have extended their sell.
Speaker 15 (41:14):
How many friends will anybody who's anybody knows Thanksgivings the
time to drink, gear, watch football bench perch and basically.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Just sit around on you fat ass.
Speaker 15 (41:21):
We got all a filler could possibly want right here
at JD's twenty four hour drive through Punt and Gun,
auto Parts, pharmaceutical and don't give Bait and Tackle discount
cigarette outlet. We got friday He's roll ads, beer, funnels, handguns, manifolds,
excel at Bakcaster's poll Mall, spit buckets and love nude
cranberry sauce wrestling. This Tuesday night, we got plugged You
night crawlers wedding rings, radiators, handcuffs, Cortizone, bowling ball's belt centers,
(41:41):
and for a limited time only vote Libertarian or burning
hell pool tables, and don't forget to show out a
Thanksgiving nothing in their air condition back room for the
world's first indoor turkey shoes. Make sure you stop by
and see Howard to town drive dressed up like a pilgrim.
We'll be using old Howard quite a bit since his
parole officer gave us okay.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Don't spend another Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
With a bunch of anaelaws.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
You'd rather shoot tonight with drunk by.
Speaker 15 (42:02):
JD's twenty four hour drive through, Pintagun Auto parts, pharmaceutical,
dog gift, bait and tackle discount cigarette outlet. Come visit
our new location just outside of Shenville, North Carolina, next
to Big Dave's house. A compost do it Today ads,
j D's water, Southern Boy.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Names, Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Coming up, we play Beat the Blonde for an LS
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(42:44):
that they're producing, and want to congratulate Tip Edwards, the
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got him an LS tractor. You have one too, I
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first spend a few minutes with Marving Webster.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Y'all, what's up yall do? Hey?
Speaker 8 (43:03):
Man with Tobama's house for Thanksgiving? Went back like it
always does. Aybout eight util we was about to pop.
It was twelve arguments broke out. One kid always go
home with bloodstains on his clothes somewhere, Uncle said, sat
down in the living room, undid his breeches. He was
asleep five minutes for the ball game ever started. I said,
wake up, Sair, your pants about to fall off? He said,
(43:24):
huh what the score is? Must be all that Tucky
go at. You know, Tucky got all that trip tonight
in it. That stuff knock a man out and long.
About five o'clock, Mama started working me about taking her
and her sister to the mall in the morning. Oh no,
I hate that baby. Me and your aunt sure could
use a driver to run us through the mall first
(43:45):
thing in the morning. You know your aunt got that
handicap parking pan. It'll be just like last year. You
can wheel right up to the party like Kanye West.
And I do love me some handicap parking. But when
Kanye get to the party, he don't have to follow
two old women around eight hours carry their bag for it.
I said, Mama, I ain't got nothing but love for you,
(44:05):
but I just can't do it again this year. Why
you got to go on Friday anyway? You know what
it's gonna be like, eighty thousand people in there fighting
over the same set of discount draws and they got
the same Zac stuff the next day too. Won't y'all
wait till Saturday. I'll take you over there. Then that's
when my loud cousin Lamar always pops up. No, man,
you got to go on Black Friday so you can
(44:26):
get all them special door busted deals. You can go
in see it and get a twelve piece socket set
for a dime to the market afford to running mouth
because he ain't got no car. Uncle Sid pops up Lama,
what the same hell you need with a twelve piece
socket set? Only time I see you with a tool
in your hand, you standing at the toilet. So three
men and uncle said, we talked mom into wait until Sarahay.
(44:49):
You know how they call the day after Thanksgiving black Friday,
because that's when all the black people go shopping. Well
they need to start calling the next day fat White Saturday,
because it was.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Some wide load white folks up in the mall that day.
Speaker 8 (45:02):
I think they was on Saturday because they stayed home
on Friday to finish off that honey bag ham from Thursday.
You ever know, fat white people are different from fat
black people, especially the women. You see a fat white girl,
she always looked just miserable. Being big ain't nothing to
his sister. She don't walk around a little flower sack
looking dress neither. She always turned out come up on
(45:24):
a good looking brother, give him that look. That's rag baby.
You know you want some of these and he probably
does too, because you know, a brother, lucky woman got
some junk in the trunk, and I ain't talking about
the kind they sell it. Bed bathroom be done well.
The fat white girl ain't got time to look at
no men in the mall. She's too busy dragging around
him two fat kids to her trying to remember where
she left her fat husband at way down on the
(45:46):
other end of the mall, halfway pissed off, all out
of breath, even though he ain't got but one bag
in his Handway, you know it's in that bag too,
don't you. Mama Feace can get a new Fridayaddy. Yeah,
you can tell the fat white people was out on Saturday,
longest iron and the whole place.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Was at the food court. Jarn woll. Come get your
cousins at the mall, y'all think about it. I marveling
love it.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Oh yeah, we got that LS Tractor Hunting Season Prize, Pike.
Let's see who wants to win it. Come on and
beat the blonde one eight hundred Big show you toe
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Speaker 1 (46:18):
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