February 18, 2025 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we pay tribute to the legendary Dale Earnhardt, Sr. in our own Big Show way.. - A call over to Red Hot Talent opens a can of Valentine’s worms we weren’t expecting.. - We’ll sprinkle in some of the voicemails Glenn left in Randy’s mailbox.. - Mr. Rhubarb tells the story of a frog that was in need of a loan.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a Playhouse entitled, “The Valentine’s Day Aftermath”…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's a Big Show on AL Radio for your Tuesday morning.
We got our feature track from The Big Show bet
Box as a playhouse, entitled The Valentine Aftermath. There's a
keyword aftermath. Seems to have a lot of that going
on around here. Ye bet Box at the Bigshow dot Com.
(00:45):
Now you're a contestant so we can play Beata Blonde.
It looks like Teresa is the lucky Big Show listener
out of Huntsville, Alabama. Good morning, Teresa, all.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Real, good baby? What you got on top of your head?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Cold deer hot pizza from then?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Thanks?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Tom old Man A nice.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Honey, I'm here. Yeah, something interesting.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I think he was wanting to know if we have
two blondes playing the games, is what.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'll tink. All right, yeah, Teresa will last date of
some questions.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You agree or disagree, you get two bells before two buzzers,
and you'll win this big old prize bag.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay, let's see.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
According to psychologists, when a child begins to get curious
about second.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
What is the one question there?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
What is the one question they will most often ask?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
My me and daddy asked where can I get some?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Where do babies come from, mommy? Where do babies come from?
Is that question? Teresa? You agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Sure, disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
So disagree you disagree with? Yeah, no, that's exactly what
they want to know. Where do babies come from?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
But were it home? Again? Right there?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
All right, that's a buzzard, Teresa. Let's see what we
can do here. Let's go to Greek mythology. Tater has
been known to pull a lightning bolt out of her hair.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
So.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
In Greek mythology, they were known as golden apples.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
What do we call them today?
Speaker 8 (02:50):
Boobies? You call them oranges? Oranges?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Golden apples today we call them oranges?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
All right, Teresa? Agree or disagree? Disagree and disagreeing again?
And right?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
No, I you know.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
Email always disagree.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
All you need to do, baby is sit down. I'm
gonna put.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Jackie on the line and we're gonna give you a
cool consolation prize that you're gonna have.
Speaker 10 (03:34):
All right, Oh, thank you, guys, you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Alright, it's the bottom of the hours.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
That means just the top of your news capsulated right
here for it en capsulated time capsule right on the underside.
Speaker 11 (04:01):
H This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(04:28):
Big Show the South's number one export. Listen to this music,
it must be time for something.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I can't argue with you there, Captain Jean Jeane.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Ingle Is other job is Intercoastal Realty Corporation, Dad Beach.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
That's hey, have y'all heard these?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Always look back at the past year for the Darwin Awards.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, first one the winner was that some anti's husband
lost the Derwood Award.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Derwood Well when his thirty eight caliber revolver failed to
fire at his intended victim during a hold up in
Long Beach, California, would be Robert James Elliott did something
that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel
and tried the trigger again, and this time it worked.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Now we have some honorable mentions for twenty ten. The
chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in
a meat cutting machine, and, after a little shopping around,
submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look
for himself. He tried the machine and also lost a finger.
(05:55):
The chef's claim was approved. A man who shovels know
for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago. Returned with his vehicle to
find a woman had taken a space understandably, he shot her.
(06:16):
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a zimbabwe
And bus driver found that the twenty mental patients he
was supposed to be transporting had escaped, and, not wanting
to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby
bus stop and offered everybody waiting there a free ride.
(06:36):
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone
to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for three days.
An American teenager was in a hospital recovering from serious
head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how
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he received the injuries, the lad to police that he
was simply trying to see how close he could get
his head to a moving train before he was hit.
Speaker 12 (07:07):
And now he knews well doubt brilliant.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
The man walked into a Louisiana circle k, put a
twenty dollar bill on the counter, and asked for change.
When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled
a gun and asked for all the cash in the register,
which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash
from the clerk and fled, leaving the twenty dollars bill
on the counter. The total amount of cash he got
from the drawer fifteen dollars. Now, if somebody points a
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gun at you and gives you money, isn't crime committed?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He
decided that to just throw a cinder block through a
liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he
lifted the cinder block heaved it over his head at
the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the
would be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The
liquor store window was made of plexiglass. As a female
(08:02):
shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed
her purse and ran. The clerk called nine to one
one immediately and the woman was able to give them
with a tail description of the snatcher. Within minutes, and
police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in a car
drove back to the store. The thief was then taken
out of the car and told to stand there for
a positive ID, to which he replied.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
S officer, that's her, that's the lady. I stole the
person ring.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
The ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a burger king and had he bannounced at
Michigan Town just planning Hippsilanty Hipsilanty Penpseilani, Michigan at five am,
so it was then a burger king flashed a gun
and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he
said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. Well,
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the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't
available for breakfast, so the man got frustrated, he didn't
walk away, and finally, when a man attempted to siphon
gas from a motor home parked on the Seattle Street
by sucking on a hose, he got much more than
he bargained for. Oh police arrived at the scene to
(09:14):
find a very sick man curled up next to a
motor home near spilled sewage. OH Police spokesman said that
the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he
plugged his siphoned hose into the motor home's sewage tank
by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges,
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saying that was the best laugh he'd ever had.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
So there's some oh what made it? Or last lumps
in it?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Oh, all right, we'll see somebody does something stupid this year,
and we'll let you know.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
John Boy and Billy, what you just said is one
of the most insanely idiot things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you
even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
(10:15):
to it. I award you no points, and may God
have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Morning Radio, done right, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 14 (10:53):
Yeah, here we go. Animal Channel presents.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Crocodile Starkner.
Speaker 15 (11:03):
Traveling around the world in search of exotic wildlife than
annoying the crap out of them.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Now here, Steve, Thank you, love and good day everyone.
Steve here and today we're in the heart of darkest Africa.
I haven't seen a calendar in a while, but it
seems to me it should be right around Valentine's Day,
and that couldn't be more perfect. We've made our way
up this treacherous mountain pass and hopes of observing the
annual mating rituals of the elusive and exotic giant six
(11:30):
fingered cave gorilla.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Sounds like we're getting closer. The giant six fingered cave.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Gorilla only mates for a brief period around this time
of the year, and the grim irony is it's the
act of mating itself that has caused this species to dwindle.
You see, the mating act itself is so brutal, so frantic,
so intense, that sometimes both parties failed to survive the act.
Mother nature works in strange ways. Hoh he listen, another
(12:03):
one bites the dust. They're the most brutal and vicious
of all the great apes, very territorial. We're putting ourselves
in extreme danger just being here, But no worries. I'm
willing to bet we stand up better than average chance
of success. As you can see, I'm wearing an amazing
giant six fingered cave gorilla cost who to night especially made.
(12:24):
I'll blend right in with the rest of the troop,
but I'm not taking any unnecessary risks. I picked up
a couple of bottles of the giant six fingered cave
gorilla's mating scent, one for him and one for her.
And if the situation gets too sticky, all I have
to do is heurl one of these bottles at some
nearby object, like that old tree stump. When it shatters,
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the overpowering mating sent will cause the beast to turn
his's or her frenzy of passion loose on that object.
Talk about a wood chipper. Heads up, we've got company.
A big male like he's nearly ten feet to off. Oh,
he's gorgeous. Look at those power of alarms, massive upper body,
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and they're conscious. I'll bet the girls really go for him.
He's sniff in the air. He must be looking for
a mate. It's frightening to think that with one hand
he could crush me like a soda can. Let's see
if we can get a closer look.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Hm.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I must not be his type.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
I'm giving him my best stuff, wiggling my hips like
an Elvis impersonator in everything. He's not given me a
second look. Oh I'm so close.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Hold on, I know.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
I'll just use a tiny drop of a female scent.
All I have I got to mark the bottle. I
can't tell which is which, but I'm pretty sure this
is the one. I said, pretty sure, love me, I
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accidentally used the male sin. He thinks I'm infringing on
his territory. Look at him charge in all this from
one little drump of this mating sin. I better cork
it up before I spill it all over myself.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Like that crickey.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
I can't see a thing in his bloody age suit.
I wonder how close he is. Pretty close, I'd say
easy that just to say, oh, I think I landed
(14:51):
on my keys.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Oh no, that's not my keys.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Oh I landed on the bottle of that female sin
I had in my back pocket. I can only hope
I'm down window that angry male. He gets one whiff
of that, and he'll go from killing a casanova in
a split second.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Oh maybe sooner.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Now now the down boy, you're you're really not my time?
Oh oh great, Well wait for me to escape. He
is to bump the hatch on the rear end and
co bucket.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
We will free. That was close and just in the
nick of tod look at that big luck go to
town on that ape suit. Well, another narrow escape roll, Steve.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
I'm gonna get to the stream and wash this sin
off before I run into any more trouble.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I think I saw a prison movie.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Lofe.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
This once play be gentle.
Speaker 13 (16:23):
Tune in again next week for another episode of The
Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 16 (16:43):
Good morning, there's a big show on radio Helly you
li lindsay premise here when I'm on this side of
the pond, I get my daily dose of culture and
edification every morning from these two delightful lands, John Boy
and Billy right here on the big show.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
You know, I hate to break give you boys, but
where I come from, your old Yankees? Who will I
hold it?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Buddy?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
This will make Sewing the radio for Tuesday, February eighteenth loud.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
The Dale earned Heart dates in the history.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
We're gonna get to the Earn Heart tribute that we
did twenty four years ago today in just a couple
of minutes, all right there as we talking about Earn
Hart blew Attire the last lap, he led the date
on a five hundred, four hundred and nine and nine
miles and.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
He blamed it on a chicken bone, chicken bone.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
In second last lap, Blue Attarre and six years later
Dale Jared's car was a little better. He took the
lead on with about three laps to go and held
off earn Hart with Ned Jarrett call in the action. Well,
then we'll get to twenty four years ago today, and
then everybody kind of came together here with us on
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a big show at that. But anyway, we have been
saluting Glenn Is earn Hart's number one fan. Loved to
live mess lead messages on Randy's answering machine.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
Alright, roll out, Randy gets Hunt go down there in
Florida and Releeve, they're down to Florida. They gonna race
down here, Rennick, Well, I guess you know who's got
(19:06):
more checkered flags in Florida than anybody. Oh, I know,
I know Brandy. I know, I know he ain't won
the bigger No, he ain't won the bigger man Den.
But let me tell you something, Rendy, it's hard. Well
the swimming that went out of it. His kidneys is
working fine. I made a bold. His body broke, Laura,
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and right there they tell me if he goes down there,
and when the began the magion ran there, they gonna
change the name of the town down there. They gonna
call it Dell oder Gun in Florida. Oh Dell owner
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the Dell Hon I five hundred. I yes, Reddy. The
rest of the field is in trouble, especially with this
new Cruci. He's got your fair right now. We're gonna work.
It's like a team run there, Superman and Batman. I
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can't wait to watch the down Donor. I've hundred and
I'm not talking about that Garant fella. No, not him.
I'm talking about the man in black. I rendre all
his mold is he look.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Down?
Speaker 6 (20:32):
I found good on it. But now Ona five hundred
seeing victory Lane Rendre.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio, all right,
as we set up for you twenty four years ago today.
Uh it was the day after Dell Earnhart lost his
life the last lap of the Daytona five hundred and
what kind of came together here, everybody from Don Hawk,
his business matcher, Travis Tritt, who he told a story
(21:08):
about Aaron Hart wonting here. I'm gonna beat somebody. That
song that was his anthem, man, it was very it
was something Richard Childers. I mean, so many people got
it was you know, it's one of those things where
that we said, man, it's the toughest day we've ever
had in radio. But then it seems like, you know,
Lord uses and stuff like that, You don't he gave
(21:30):
a good gathering place for people who were hurting and
uh and this tribute that you did right here, let's
a huge a lot of the voices that were expressing
grief as it was twenty four years ago.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Today this is undoubtedly one of the toughest a bouncements
that I've ever personally had to make. But after the
accident and turned forward to the end of the day,
total five hundred, we've lost Dale Earnhardt. Our prayers and
wishes and our effort right now this moment is with
Teresa and Earnhardt family. NASCAR has lost its greatest driver ever,
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and I personally have lost a great friends gen Money.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
I saw, you.
Speaker 17 (22:16):
Know, everyone knew of Elorn' as the intimidator, the man
in black. You know, he was just he was he
was bad.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I saw.
Speaker 17 (22:28):
Those of us who knew the other side of the alert,
knew that he was a real sensitive and caring individual,
and that decided he didn't want people to see. Last
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year he had neck surgery he had colord didn't want
anybody to see him. And it was a young boy
who was dying and up lived in a rural area
and his father is there anything I can do? And
the little boy said, well, I would really really like
to meet them Earnhardt, and the dad began to cry
because said, I I'll sell all the animals, all the tractors,
everything I own, which is much, but I can't make
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that happen. Little reel get word of Earnhart at that reservation.
He agreed to meet the little boy and earn Hart
because he didn't want to be seen and because he
wasn't supposed to be up and around, he laid in
the front seat of his pickup truck in the parking
lot of his shop until the ambulance arrived and they
went inside the backway, and the little boy was sitting
in a wheelchair with all the wires and cables hooked up,
and a big and a big collar holding his neck up.
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And Earnhart knelt beside the wheelchair with the collar holding
his neck up and said, this will be the only
picture ever taken in me with this surgical collar on,
but you and I both have one, so we're special.
And he put his arm right a little boy getting
a big hug and a big kiss, and that was
the little boy's Christmas. And that was That's the kind
of thing. I mean. I could tell you hundreds of
stories like that, but that's the deil Ark card. Nobody
knew about it. That's the guy who would give and.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Give and give.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
That's been so true.
Speaker 17 (24:17):
We're just gonna live with three in our hearts for
the rest of our lives.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
When this knee hit me last night at seven o'clock,
I cried like I never cried.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I haven't cried like since I lost my grandfather.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
But I'd just like to say, hey, everybody, remember what
he's done, what he stood for.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
We loved that car, always loved it, like losing the
part of the family because and murder Hart, they've enjoyed
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all of us.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
NASCAR has lost its greatest driver ever, and I personally
have lost a great friend.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Ah this something man time flies was looking to picture
a little junior you know too. In fact, this all right,
all right, y'all, Well, let's play our wordy word game.
Come on one eight hundred, big show. You told free line.
We'll get a couple of contestants saying play X.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Good morning. It's a week show on the radio. We
are over to your Tuesday, February eighteen. Listen, gim morning.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
I had everybody's head about the bad play the wording
word of the wording word.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Haven out of Peterstown,
West Virginia. What's up? He man?
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Hey, what'd you say that?
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Doth?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
There you are? Body?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Welcome man. We got carried out of Lillington, North Carolina.
Good morning, Carrie man.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Carry Oh my bad, my bad. There you are you there?
Carry Gary? I'm here, I'm here. Oh there you all right?
So we're well carry yes, uh carrying team.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Hey it all right, come on, it'll be me and Haven.
What's's north Carolina? All right then will carry your lads.
Me and Haven gonna go for the first thirty seconds. Yeah,
let's see what we can do.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
You ready bout it? I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Okay, starting to clock now when you get hungry, you
set down and.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yes, hey, the super Bowl was the big what the big? No,
the super Bowl? Whether you play you play?
Speaker 17 (27:33):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Okay, when you strike a match, you can light a yeah,
uh huh, all right, this is like the whole blank
was damaged, like like if it firef is burnt down,
you call it this like the entire it's a.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Hard one, entire structure.
Speaker 9 (27:55):
Ride.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Good work man, that structure out there, four on the board.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Not you haven.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Sweat on that one.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Well, let's see what Marcy and Carrie can do with
their round one. Carrie you ready, I'm.
Speaker 15 (28:12):
Ready and go all right, Halloween and she has a
she has a long nose with a wart on it,
and she rides a broom. Wait, hut you you uh
if you if you if your legs at a cast,
it's because you have a blank leg?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
What kind?
Speaker 5 (28:28):
No, it's yeah, it's it's it's in two. It's blank
in two. It's you said broke, but the rest of
the word it's blanked in two. Yes, boy, yeah, school
blank guard.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
There's a buzzard.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Then he kept going, he said crossing. But it was
after the buzzer. So let's see what we got after
round one. Haven for Carrie too, Let's do another thirty. Yeah,
anybody's game still got it?
Speaker 18 (29:02):
All right? Having you ready, buddy ready? Okay, starting to
clock now, I'm six four that is my hip. Yes,
uh huh okay, This is like when you have money
and you stay within it, like you have a household.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Blank, yes, uh huh, all right, double o seven was
a spot. Yeah, don't kiss her on the mouth, give
her a peck on the cheek.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
The opposite of large is small.
Speaker 17 (29:32):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
The blank of defeat, the thrill of victory, and the
blank of the ay.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Yes, agony had a boy man.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Me and having on the same waverley.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
There that tatter.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Cheer up, baby god?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Six on that four a ten score? Alrighty well, let's
see Tater and Ferry. You throw an eight on that board,
you will tie and force overtime.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
All right, okay, ready I need to lose weight, so
I go on a what another name for a dead
body in an autopsy room?
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Course?
Speaker 17 (30:07):
Yep, you go.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
This is all inclusive. You stay here an inclusive vacation.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Yeah, but it's the place you can do everything on
Propertil Hotel. It's the whole place. Yes, this is a
rack where everything's on sale. It's called a blank rack.
It's everything is on Yes, you don't push, you do
what the opposite opposite of push?
Speaker 10 (30:30):
Yes, I mean that's that was eight.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
That was eight. It was five to seven final han
over care, but I'll tell you what care.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Good game, buddy.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
You got a man you got on the road there
carrying You can try again any time, buddy. We sure
appreciate you.
Speaker 15 (30:49):
Appreciate you guys.
Speaker 16 (30:50):
Keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
I care, thank you very much, man Lily. It's a
nice place. I like you spot there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Oh right, Dane, so let's carry right there and hay
and look at you you getting the price pack up
in Peterstown.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Good work, buddy, Oh boy, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
All right, all right, good morning, got a big show
on the radio all ride time, a big request, that's
all right.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
I didn't take a sip after that wordy word game too, I.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Did not use it more words.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Well, well, here we are Clyde Hooper out of King's Mountain,
North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Little King's Mountain, got you all casino up there? Oh yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Uh so, Clyde says, do you remember Rhubarb telling the
frog story? It's been a while so I requested that one.
Thanks God, Yeah, Clyde, you gotta take that on it.
Clyde is coming up next. Good morning, that's a big
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show on the radio here before we getting the Clyde's
request here, They're not Clyde to Camel Clyde from King's Mountain.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
I can't go.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
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Oh, we got that.
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Now, back to Clyde's requests, his little stupid visit with
mister Rubarb.
Speaker 19 (33:36):
Well, Hello, my little steepiere. Were y'all today today?
Speaker 14 (33:42):
I like the way I talk? Oh yeah, Would y'all
like to hear a story?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (33:50):
Just say yes please, I will just ramble incessantly.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Oh well.
Speaker 19 (33:57):
A man was crossing a road one day when a
frog called out to him and said, if you kiss me,
I'll turn into a beautiful princess.
Speaker 12 (34:06):
So the frog sounds just like you before.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
I have a special boy.
Speaker 19 (34:09):
By the way he talked. No, He bent over, picked
the frog up and put it in his pocket. The
frog spoke up again and said, if you kiss me
and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will
tell everyone how smart and brave you are, and how
you are my hero. The man took the frog out
of his pocket, smiled at it, and put.
Speaker 14 (34:30):
It back in his pocket.
Speaker 19 (34:32):
The frog spoke up again and said, hello boy, if
you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,
I will be your loving companion for an entire week.
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled
at it, and put it back in his pocket. The
frog then said, hello, hello, if you kiss me and
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turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you
for a year, do anything you want again. The man
took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it
back into his pocket. Finally, the frog said, what's the matter.
I told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll
stay with you for a year and do anything you want.
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Why won't you kiss me? The man said, Look, I'm
a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend.
But a talking frog is cool. Rich reminds me of
some funny frog jokes. Would y'all like to hear them?
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Good?
Speaker 14 (35:32):
Here they are?
Speaker 19 (35:34):
Why are frogs so happy they eat whatever bugs them?
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhappy?
Speaker 14 (35:47):
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
What it got? Toad?
Speaker 14 (35:55):
What is a frog's favorite time? What if y'a would
think about this when you could get it?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Lead year?
Speaker 19 (36:06):
What's green and sets in the corner? What a naughty frog?
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Speaker 14 (36:14):
Open? Toad sandals?
Speaker 6 (36:16):
God?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (36:20):
Hey, what did the frog say to the other frog?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
What?
Speaker 14 (36:24):
Wait a minute, it was a lesbion?
Speaker 6 (36:25):
You know?
Speaker 14 (36:27):
Oh, dirt tastes like chicken? What's green? And Ghoest two
thousand rpm Yeah, have you been reading my note? You're
making me unhappy.
Speaker 15 (36:50):
Later.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
This was a total waste of time.
Speaker 14 (36:55):
It's just perfect Billy.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Good morning.
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So I thank you so much. All right, now we
turned to the bit box.
Speaker 12 (38:13):
You like this track The keyword after Math. Welcome to
John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The Valentine Aftermath.
As our story opens, it's the morning after the big
Valentine Social in the cafeteria of the Brushywoods Senior Living
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Center minon Thechester morning Myrtle Monifa, sit down.
Speaker 10 (38:39):
Oh heck, now take a load off. Are you okay?
You look at pad shaky this mortain?
Speaker 12 (38:46):
Oh shaky ain't a word for it. That old horn dog,
mister Brown from the second floor has been saying all
week he was gonna spike the punch bowl at the
Valentine's party and welfare this morning, I think you might
have done it.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Yeah, a lot of folks moving slow today, Myrtle.
Speaker 12 (39:06):
I need to talk to you about something that happened
last night at the party, and it's a tad embarrassing.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
All right, what's up?
Speaker 12 (39:13):
You know, you and me's been across the hall neighbors
for a long time. Right, You're the best friend I
got around here, and I would never do nothing to
mess that up.
Speaker 10 (39:22):
Oh well, good, I feel of the exact same way.
Speaker 12 (39:26):
Well, now hear me out here. I got overserved last night.
And when a man's had a few too many, sometimes
he starts doing more talking than thinking. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 17 (39:38):
No, you know, I think I do.
Speaker 12 (39:41):
And last night I might have said something to you
that was the shall we say over the line?
Speaker 10 (39:47):
Oh yeah, what was that?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Well?
Speaker 12 (39:50):
I think I might have asked you to marry me.
Did that really happen?
Speaker 6 (39:55):
You know?
Speaker 5 (39:57):
It did.
Speaker 17 (39:58):
Well.
Speaker 12 (39:59):
Here's the worst part. I can't even remember what your
answer was.
Speaker 10 (40:02):
Oh well, I said, yeah.
Speaker 12 (40:06):
Myrtle, this is awkward, but at my age, I ain't
really looking to get married again. If I made you uncomfortable,
I apologize.
Speaker 10 (40:16):
Oh I ain't uncomfortable Chester. In fact, I'm glad you
brung it up.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
You are.
Speaker 10 (40:23):
Yeah, you know I knew I said yes, but I
can remember who asked me.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy play out.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I love a.
Speaker 12 (40:41):
Do it and again next time when we hear that
horn dog mister Brown from the second floor say.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (40:49):
Yeah.
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Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's a Big Show on AL Radio for your Tuesday morning.
We got our feature track from The Big Show bet
Box as a playhouse, entitled The Valentine Aftermath. There's a
keyword aftermath. Seems to have a lot of that going
on around here. Ye bet Box at the Bigshow dot Com.
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Now you're a contestant so we can play Beata Blonde.
It looks like Teresa is the lucky Big Show listener
out of Huntsville, Alabama. Good morning, Teresa, all.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Real, good baby? What you got on top of your head?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Cold deer hot pizza from then?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Thanks?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Tom old Man A nice.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Honey, I'm here. Yeah, something interesting.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I think he was wanting to know if we have
two blondes playing the games, is what.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'll tink. All right, yeah, Teresa will last date of
some questions.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You agree or disagree, you get two bells before two buzzers,
and you'll win this big old prize bag.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay, let's see.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
According to psychologists, when a child begins to get curious
about second.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
What is the one question there?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
What is the one question they will most often ask?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
My me and daddy asked where can I get some?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Where do babies come from, mommy? Where do babies come from?
Is that question? Teresa? You agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Sure, disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
So disagree you disagree with? Yeah, no, that's exactly what
they want to know. Where do babies come from?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
But were it home? Again? Right there?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
All right, that's a buzzard, Teresa. Let's see what we
can do here. Let's go to Greek mythology. Tater has
been known to pull a lightning bolt out of her hair.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
So.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
In Greek mythology, they were known as golden apples.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
What do we call them today?
Speaker 8 (02:50):
Boobies? You call them oranges? Oranges?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Golden apples today we call them oranges?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
All right, Teresa? Agree or disagree? Disagree and disagreeing again?
And right?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
No, I you know.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
Email always disagree.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
All you need to do, baby is sit down. I'm
gonna put.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Jackie on the line and we're gonna give you a
cool consolation prize that you're gonna have.
Speaker 10 (03:34):
All right, Oh, thank you, guys, you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Alright, it's the bottom of the hours.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
That means just the top of your news capsulated right
here for it en capsulated time capsule right on the underside.
Speaker 11 (04:01):
H This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show the South's number one export. Listen to this music,
it must be time for something.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I can't argue with you there, Captain Jean Jeane.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Ingle Is other job is Intercoastal Realty Corporation, Dad Beach.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
That's hey, have y'all heard these?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Always look back at the past year for the Darwin Awards.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, first one the winner was that some anti's husband
lost the Derwood Award.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Derwood Well when his thirty eight caliber revolver failed to
fire at his intended victim during a hold up in
Long Beach, California, would be Robert James Elliott did something
that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel
and tried the trigger again, and this time it worked.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Now we have some honorable mentions for twenty ten. The
chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in
a meat cutting machine, and, after a little shopping around,
submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look
for himself. He tried the machine and also lost a finger.
(05:55):
The chef's claim was approved. A man who shovels know
for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago. Returned with his vehicle to
find a woman had taken a space understandably, he shot her.
(06:16):
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a zimbabwe
And bus driver found that the twenty mental patients he
was supposed to be transporting had escaped, and, not wanting
to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby
bus stop and offered everybody waiting there a free ride.
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He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone
to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for three days.
An American teenager was in a hospital recovering from serious
head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how
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he received the injuries, the lad to police that he
was simply trying to see how close he could get
his head to a moving train before he was hit.
Speaker 12 (07:07):
And now he knews well doubt brilliant.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
The man walked into a Louisiana circle k, put a
twenty dollar bill on the counter, and asked for change.
When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled
a gun and asked for all the cash in the register,
which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash
from the clerk and fled, leaving the twenty dollars bill
on the counter. The total amount of cash he got
from the drawer fifteen dollars. Now, if somebody points a
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gun at you and gives you money, isn't crime committed?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He
decided that to just throw a cinder block through a
liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he
lifted the cinder block heaved it over his head at
the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the
would be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The
liquor store window was made of plexiglass. As a female
(08:02):
shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed
her purse and ran. The clerk called nine to one
one immediately and the woman was able to give them
with a tail description of the snatcher. Within minutes, and
police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in a car
drove back to the store. The thief was then taken
out of the car and told to stand there for
a positive ID, to which he replied.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
S officer, that's her, that's the lady. I stole the
person ring.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
The ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a burger king and had he bannounced at
Michigan Town just planning Hippsilanty Hipsilanty Penpseilani, Michigan at five am,
so it was then a burger king flashed a gun
and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he
said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. Well,
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the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't
available for breakfast, so the man got frustrated, he didn't
walk away, and finally, when a man attempted to siphon
gas from a motor home parked on the Seattle Street
by sucking on a hose, he got much more than
he bargained for. Oh police arrived at the scene to
(09:14):
find a very sick man curled up next to a
motor home near spilled sewage. OH Police spokesman said that
the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he
plugged his siphoned hose into the motor home's sewage tank
by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges,
(09:38):
saying that was the best laugh he'd ever had.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
So there's some oh what made it? Or last lumps
in it?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Oh, all right, we'll see somebody does something stupid this year,
and we'll let you know.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
John Boy and Billy, what you just said is one
of the most insanely idiot things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you
even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
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to it. I award you no points, and may God
have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Morning Radio, done right, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 14 (10:53):
Yeah, here we go. Animal Channel presents.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Crocodile Starkner.
Speaker 15 (11:03):
Traveling around the world in search of exotic wildlife than
annoying the crap out of them.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Now here, Steve, Thank you, love and good day everyone.
Steve here and today we're in the heart of darkest Africa.
I haven't seen a calendar in a while, but it
seems to me it should be right around Valentine's Day,
and that couldn't be more perfect. We've made our way
up this treacherous mountain pass and hopes of observing the
annual mating rituals of the elusive and exotic giant six
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fingered cave gorilla.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Sounds like we're getting closer. The giant six fingered cave.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Gorilla only mates for a brief period around this time
of the year, and the grim irony is it's the
act of mating itself that has caused this species to dwindle.
You see, the mating act itself is so brutal, so frantic,
so intense, that sometimes both parties failed to survive the act.
Mother nature works in strange ways. Hoh he listen, another
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one bites the dust. They're the most brutal and vicious
of all the great apes, very territorial. We're putting ourselves
in extreme danger just being here, But no worries. I'm
willing to bet we stand up better than average chance
of success. As you can see, I'm wearing an amazing
giant six fingered cave gorilla cost who to night especially made.
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I'll blend right in with the rest of the troop,
but I'm not taking any unnecessary risks. I picked up
a couple of bottles of the giant six fingered cave
gorilla's mating scent, one for him and one for her.
And if the situation gets too sticky, all I have
to do is heurl one of these bottles at some
nearby object, like that old tree stump. When it shatters,
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the overpowering mating sent will cause the beast to turn
his's or her frenzy of passion loose on that object.
Talk about a wood chipper. Heads up, we've got company.
A big male like he's nearly ten feet to off. Oh,
he's gorgeous. Look at those power of alarms, massive upper body,
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and they're conscious. I'll bet the girls really go for him.
He's sniff in the air. He must be looking for
a mate. It's frightening to think that with one hand
he could crush me like a soda can. Let's see
if we can get a closer look.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Hm.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I must not be his type.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
I'm giving him my best stuff, wiggling my hips like
an Elvis impersonator in everything. He's not given me a
second look. Oh I'm so close.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Hold on, I know.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
I'll just use a tiny drop of a female scent.
All I have I got to mark the bottle. I
can't tell which is which, but I'm pretty sure this
is the one. I said, pretty sure, love me, I
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accidentally used the male sin. He thinks I'm infringing on
his territory. Look at him charge in all this from
one little drump of this mating sin. I better cork
it up before I spill it all over myself.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Like that crickey.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
I can't see a thing in his bloody age suit.
I wonder how close he is. Pretty close, I'd say
easy that just to say, oh, I think I landed
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on my keys.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Oh no, that's not my keys.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Oh I landed on the bottle of that female sin
I had in my back pocket. I can only hope
I'm down window that angry male. He gets one whiff
of that, and he'll go from killing a casanova in
a split second.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Oh maybe sooner.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Now now the down boy, you're you're really not my time?
Oh oh great, Well wait for me to escape. He
is to bump the hatch on the rear end and
co bucket.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
We will free. That was close and just in the
nick of tod look at that big luck go to
town on that ape suit. Well, another narrow escape roll, Steve.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
I'm gonna get to the stream and wash this sin
off before I run into any more trouble.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I think I saw a prison movie.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Lofe.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
This once play be gentle.
Speaker 13 (16:23):
Tune in again next week for another episode of The
Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 16 (16:43):
Good morning, there's a big show on radio Helly you
li lindsay premise here when I'm on this side of
the pond, I get my daily dose of culture and
edification every morning from these two delightful lands, John Boy
and Billy right here on the big show.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
You know, I hate to break give you boys, but
where I come from, your old Yankees? Who will I
hold it?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Buddy?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
This will make Sewing the radio for Tuesday, February eighteenth loud.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
The Dale earned Heart dates in the history.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
We're gonna get to the Earn Heart tribute that we
did twenty four years ago today in just a couple
of minutes, all right there as we talking about Earn
Hart blew Attire the last lap, he led the date
on a five hundred, four hundred and nine and nine
miles and.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
He blamed it on a chicken bone, chicken bone.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
In second last lap, Blue Attarre and six years later
Dale Jared's car was a little better. He took the
lead on with about three laps to go and held
off earn Hart with Ned Jarrett call in the action. Well,
then we'll get to twenty four years ago today, and
then everybody kind of came together here with us on
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a big show at that. But anyway, we have been
saluting Glenn Is earn Hart's number one fan. Loved to
live mess lead messages on Randy's answering machine.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
Alright, roll out, Randy gets Hunt go down there in
Florida and Releeve, they're down to Florida. They gonna race
down here, Rennick, Well, I guess you know who's got
(19:06):
more checkered flags in Florida than anybody. Oh, I know,
I know Brandy. I know, I know he ain't won
the bigger No, he ain't won the bigger man Den.
But let me tell you something, Rendy, it's hard. Well
the swimming that went out of it. His kidneys is
working fine. I made a bold. His body broke, Laura,
(19:29):
and right there they tell me if he goes down there,
and when the began the magion ran there, they gonna
change the name of the town down there. They gonna
call it Dell oder Gun in Florida. Oh Dell owner
(19:50):
the Dell Hon I five hundred. I yes, Reddy. The
rest of the field is in trouble, especially with this
new Cruci. He's got your fair right now. We're gonna work.
It's like a team run there, Superman and Batman. I
(20:10):
can't wait to watch the down Donor. I've hundred and
I'm not talking about that Garant fella. No, not him.
I'm talking about the man in black. I rendre all
his mold is he look.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Down?
Speaker 6 (20:32):
I found good on it. But now Ona five hundred
seeing victory Lane Rendre.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio, all right,
as we set up for you twenty four years ago today.
Uh it was the day after Dell Earnhart lost his
life the last lap of the Daytona five hundred and
what kind of came together here, everybody from Don Hawk,
his business matcher, Travis Tritt, who he told a story
(21:08):
about Aaron Hart wonting here. I'm gonna beat somebody. That
song that was his anthem, man, it was very it
was something Richard Childers. I mean, so many people got
it was you know, it's one of those things where
that we said, man, it's the toughest day we've ever
had in radio. But then it seems like, you know,
Lord uses and stuff like that, You don't he gave
(21:30):
a good gathering place for people who were hurting and
uh and this tribute that you did right here, let's
a huge a lot of the voices that were expressing
grief as it was twenty four years ago.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Today this is undoubtedly one of the toughest a bouncements
that I've ever personally had to make. But after the
accident and turned forward to the end of the day,
total five hundred, we've lost Dale Earnhardt. Our prayers and
wishes and our effort right now this moment is with
Teresa and Earnhardt family. NASCAR has lost its greatest driver ever,
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and I personally have lost a great friends gen Money.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
I saw, you.
Speaker 17 (22:16):
Know, everyone knew of Elorn' as the intimidator, the man
in black. You know, he was just he was he
was bad.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I saw.
Speaker 17 (22:28):
Those of us who knew the other side of the alert,
knew that he was a real sensitive and caring individual,
and that decided he didn't want people to see. Last
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year he had neck surgery he had colord didn't want
anybody to see him. And it was a young boy
who was dying and up lived in a rural area
and his father is there anything I can do? And
the little boy said, well, I would really really like
to meet them Earnhardt, and the dad began to cry
because said, I I'll sell all the animals, all the tractors,
everything I own, which is much, but I can't make
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that happen. Little reel get word of Earnhart at that reservation.
He agreed to meet the little boy and earn Hart
because he didn't want to be seen and because he
wasn't supposed to be up and around, he laid in
the front seat of his pickup truck in the parking
lot of his shop until the ambulance arrived and they
went inside the backway, and the little boy was sitting
in a wheelchair with all the wires and cables hooked up,
and a big and a big collar holding his neck up.
(23:35):
And Earnhart knelt beside the wheelchair with the collar holding
his neck up and said, this will be the only
picture ever taken in me with this surgical collar on,
but you and I both have one, so we're special.
And he put his arm right a little boy getting
a big hug and a big kiss, and that was
the little boy's Christmas. And that was That's the kind
of thing. I mean. I could tell you hundreds of
stories like that, but that's the deil Ark card. Nobody
knew about it. That's the guy who would give and.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Give and give.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
That's been so true.
Speaker 17 (24:17):
We're just gonna live with three in our hearts for
the rest of our lives.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
When this knee hit me last night at seven o'clock,
I cried like I never cried.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I haven't cried like since I lost my grandfather.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
But I'd just like to say, hey, everybody, remember what
he's done, what he stood for.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
We loved that car, always loved it, like losing the
part of the family because and murder Hart, they've enjoyed
(25:17):
all of us.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
NASCAR has lost its greatest driver ever, and I personally
have lost a great friend.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Ah this something man time flies was looking to picture
a little junior you know too. In fact, this all right,
all right, y'all, Well, let's play our wordy word game.
Come on one eight hundred, big show. You told free line.
We'll get a couple of contestants saying play X.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Good morning. It's a week show on the radio. We
are over to your Tuesday, February eighteen. Listen, gim morning.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
I had everybody's head about the bad play the wording
word of the wording word.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Haven out of Peterstown,
West Virginia. What's up? He man?
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Hey, what'd you say that?
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Doth?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
There you are? Body?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Welcome man. We got carried out of Lillington, North Carolina.
Good morning, Carrie man.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Carry Oh my bad, my bad. There you are you there?
Carry Gary? I'm here, I'm here. Oh there you all right?
So we're well carry yes, uh carrying team.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Hey it all right, come on, it'll be me and Haven.
What's's north Carolina? All right then will carry your lads.
Me and Haven gonna go for the first thirty seconds. Yeah,
let's see what we can do.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
You ready bout it? I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Okay, starting to clock now when you get hungry, you
set down and.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yes, hey, the super Bowl was the big what the big? No,
the super Bowl? Whether you play you play?
Speaker 17 (27:33):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Okay, when you strike a match, you can light a yeah,
uh huh, all right, this is like the whole blank
was damaged, like like if it firef is burnt down,
you call it this like the entire it's a.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Hard one, entire structure.
Speaker 9 (27:55):
Ride.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Good work man, that structure out there, four on the board.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Not you haven.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Sweat on that one.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Well, let's see what Marcy and Carrie can do with
their round one. Carrie you ready, I'm.
Speaker 15 (28:12):
Ready and go all right, Halloween and she has a
she has a long nose with a wart on it,
and she rides a broom. Wait, hut you you uh
if you if you if your legs at a cast,
it's because you have a blank leg?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
What kind?
Speaker 5 (28:28):
No, it's yeah, it's it's it's in two. It's blank
in two. It's you said broke, but the rest of
the word it's blanked in two. Yes, boy, yeah, school
blank guard.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
There's a buzzard.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Then he kept going, he said crossing. But it was
after the buzzer. So let's see what we got after
round one. Haven for Carrie too, Let's do another thirty. Yeah,
anybody's game still got it?
Speaker 18 (29:02):
All right? Having you ready, buddy ready? Okay, starting to
clock now, I'm six four that is my hip. Yes,
uh huh okay, This is like when you have money
and you stay within it, like you have a household.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Blank, yes, uh huh, all right, double o seven was
a spot. Yeah, don't kiss her on the mouth, give
her a peck on the cheek.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
The opposite of large is small.
Speaker 17 (29:32):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
The blank of defeat, the thrill of victory, and the
blank of the ay.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Yes, agony had a boy man.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Me and having on the same waverley.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
There that tatter.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Cheer up, baby god?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Six on that four a ten score? Alrighty well, let's
see Tater and Ferry. You throw an eight on that board,
you will tie and force overtime.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
All right, okay, ready I need to lose weight, so
I go on a what another name for a dead
body in an autopsy room?
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Course?
Speaker 17 (30:07):
Yep, you go.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
This is all inclusive. You stay here an inclusive vacation.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Yeah, but it's the place you can do everything on
Propertil Hotel. It's the whole place. Yes, this is a
rack where everything's on sale. It's called a blank rack.
It's everything is on Yes, you don't push, you do
what the opposite opposite of push?
Speaker 10 (30:30):
Yes, I mean that's that was eight.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
That was eight. It was five to seven final han
over care, but I'll tell you what care.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Good game, buddy.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
You got a man you got on the road there
carrying You can try again any time, buddy. We sure
appreciate you.
Speaker 15 (30:49):
Appreciate you guys.
Speaker 16 (30:50):
Keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
I care, thank you very much, man Lily. It's a
nice place. I like you spot there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Oh right, Dane, so let's carry right there and hay
and look at you you getting the price pack up
in Peterstown.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Good work, buddy, Oh boy, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
All right, all right, good morning, got a big show
on the radio all ride time, a big request, that's
all right.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
I didn't take a sip after that wordy word game too, I.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Did not use it more words.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Well, well, here we are Clyde Hooper out of King's Mountain,
North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Little King's Mountain, got you all casino up there? Oh yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Uh so, Clyde says, do you remember Rhubarb telling the
frog story? It's been a while so I requested that one.
Thanks God, Yeah, Clyde, you gotta take that on it.
Clyde is coming up next. Good morning, that's a big
(32:14):
show on the radio here before we getting the Clyde's
request here, They're not Clyde to Camel Clyde from King's Mountain.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
I can't go.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
So my favorite Southern rock band, Jive Mother Mary, has
got a new single, make It Out Alive. You can
check out a video YouTube dot com give Mother Mary
or find a link of the Big Show Facebook page
and our listeners in Knoxville, Tennessee make sure to catch
them live at the Shed February twenty eighth. There is
(32:46):
Father Boys on Facebook and Astagram. Jive Mother Mary.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Oh, we got that.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
My boy's at Loso Tavern. You know they feed the
Big Show crew regular leave. We're here in our studio
in South Charlotte Loso Tavern celebrating nine years and they
got menu specials today. Had it yesterday with President's Dave
doing the celebration that boys.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
You know, knowing Louis long time man Coltis boys. I'm
going to Charlotte man. We had a ball, still doing it.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Man anyway and Daniel High five Eric, Daniel and Louis
Hellosotavern dot com.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Y'll check it all right.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Now, back to Clyde's requests, his little stupid visit with
mister Rubarb.
Speaker 19 (33:36):
Well, Hello, my little steepiere. Were y'all today today?
Speaker 14 (33:42):
I like the way I talk? Oh yeah, Would y'all
like to hear a story?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (33:50):
Just say yes please, I will just ramble incessantly.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Oh well.
Speaker 19 (33:57):
A man was crossing a road one day when a
frog called out to him and said, if you kiss me,
I'll turn into a beautiful princess.
Speaker 12 (34:06):
So the frog sounds just like you before.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
I have a special boy.
Speaker 19 (34:09):
By the way he talked. No, He bent over, picked
the frog up and put it in his pocket. The
frog spoke up again and said, if you kiss me
and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will
tell everyone how smart and brave you are, and how
you are my hero. The man took the frog out
of his pocket, smiled at it, and put.
Speaker 14 (34:30):
It back in his pocket.
Speaker 19 (34:32):
The frog spoke up again and said, hello boy, if
you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,
I will be your loving companion for an entire week.
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled
at it, and put it back in his pocket. The
frog then said, hello, hello, if you kiss me and
(34:56):
turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you
for a year, do anything you want again. The man
took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it
back into his pocket. Finally, the frog said, what's the matter.
I told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll
stay with you for a year and do anything you want.
(35:16):
Why won't you kiss me? The man said, Look, I'm
a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend.
But a talking frog is cool. Rich reminds me of
some funny frog jokes. Would y'all like to hear them?
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Good?
Speaker 14 (35:32):
Here they are?
Speaker 19 (35:34):
Why are frogs so happy they eat whatever bugs them?
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhappy?
Speaker 14 (35:47):
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
What it got? Toad?
Speaker 14 (35:55):
What is a frog's favorite time? What if y'a would
think about this when you could get it?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Lead year?
Speaker 19 (36:06):
What's green and sets in the corner? What a naughty frog?
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Speaker 14 (36:14):
Open? Toad sandals?
Speaker 6 (36:16):
God?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (36:20):
Hey, what did the frog say to the other frog?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
What?
Speaker 14 (36:24):
Wait a minute, it was a lesbion?
Speaker 6 (36:25):
You know?
Speaker 14 (36:27):
Oh, dirt tastes like chicken? What's green? And Ghoest two
thousand rpm Yeah, have you been reading my note? You're
making me unhappy.
Speaker 15 (36:50):
Later.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
This was a total waste of time.
Speaker 14 (36:55):
It's just perfect Billy.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
It's a big show on the radio. Take care, old
little wrap up the business here.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
We're going on a short week.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I want to hip y'all our girl bridging because we
are looking for some kids and veterans to fill some
hunts that we got Wisconsin deer hunts.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
There's Elk Hanson, New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Let's see turkey hunts in Alabama, Illinois, Tennessee, Virginia and Wisconsin.
This only kids six to eighteen with disabilities for our
group cashing trip Lord details and flyers at child'swish dot
Org Child's wish dot Org for you if you know
somebody that could benefit from this.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
So I thank you so much. All right, now we
turned to the bit box.
Speaker 12 (38:13):
You like this track The keyword after Math. Welcome to
John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The Valentine Aftermath.
As our story opens, it's the morning after the big
Valentine Social in the cafeteria of the Brushywoods Senior Living
(38:34):
Center minon Thechester morning Myrtle Monifa, sit down.
Speaker 10 (38:39):
Oh heck, now take a load off. Are you okay?
You look at pad shaky this mortain?
Speaker 12 (38:46):
Oh shaky ain't a word for it. That old horn dog,
mister Brown from the second floor has been saying all
week he was gonna spike the punch bowl at the
Valentine's party and welfare this morning, I think you might
have done it.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Yeah, a lot of folks moving slow today, Myrtle.
Speaker 12 (39:06):
I need to talk to you about something that happened
last night at the party, and it's a tad embarrassing.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
All right, what's up?
Speaker 12 (39:13):
You know, you and me's been across the hall neighbors
for a long time. Right, You're the best friend I
got around here, and I would never do nothing to
mess that up.
Speaker 10 (39:22):
Oh well, good, I feel of the exact same way.
Speaker 12 (39:26):
Well, now hear me out here. I got overserved last night.
And when a man's had a few too many, sometimes
he starts doing more talking than thinking. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 17 (39:38):
No, you know, I think I do.
Speaker 12 (39:41):
And last night I might have said something to you
that was the shall we say over the line?
Speaker 10 (39:47):
Oh yeah, what was that?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Well?
Speaker 12 (39:50):
I think I might have asked you to marry me.
Did that really happen?
Speaker 6 (39:55):
You know?
Speaker 5 (39:57):
It did.
Speaker 17 (39:58):
Well.
Speaker 12 (39:59):
Here's the worst part. I can't even remember what your
answer was.
Speaker 10 (40:02):
Oh well, I said, yeah.
Speaker 12 (40:06):
Myrtle, this is awkward, but at my age, I ain't
really looking to get married again. If I made you uncomfortable,
I apologize.
Speaker 10 (40:16):
Oh I ain't uncomfortable Chester. In fact, I'm glad you
brung it up.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
You are.
Speaker 10 (40:23):
Yeah, you know I knew I said yes, but I
can remember who asked me.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy play out.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I love a.
Speaker 12 (40:41):
Do it and again next time when we hear that
horn dog mister Brown from the second floor say.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (40:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (40:51):
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