February 19, 2025 • 44 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci looks into the Hollywood scene with this weeks edition of Tatertainment News - and plans out our time in front of the Boob Tube with What to Watch.. - We’ll whip out a few musical parodies from the past to honor NASCAR’s new season.. - The Mayor of Dismal Seepage fills us in on the “Snakes Alive Festival” he has planned for this weekend.. - Mark Packer is back to talk sports - and his highlight of the week is the big USA -vs- Canada hockey game.. - Ike Turner fills a listener’s request and tells how tough Chuck Norris is.. - and Carl Childers wants to be the next James Bond…
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Goga doodle doo, lomanatam. It is Wednesday, February. Wary, I'm
not even I know you've got in my head for
the past two years February is supposed to pronounce it
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Hall of Fame talking like it.
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Right, good work, just a little bit of what yoe me.
National days.
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We have National Chocolate Mint Day, all right, I'll do
that with a girl Scout cookies. National Lash Day for
mostly Love and need for true and false eyelashes in fashion.
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Well, Jaggie's people, y'all.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Doesn't taking it too far now, baby, Yeah, about three
feet of I know eyelashes.
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I mean it's nothing. Second, we're gonna talk sports here.
Second I'm out.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I mean, hell in the world and w NBA women
play with all that hair. They got fifteen pounds of
hair and it ain't even real, is it, Jaggie?
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So there you go.
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It's light.
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It's light, so it's lighter than real.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Wings are heavy.
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I don't know.
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How about the I don't know what weaves if they're heavy, Well.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The weaves two feet of olashes.
Speaker 9 (02:40):
You know when if you watch any woman, mostly black women,
when they take the palm of their hand and they're
smacking their head like this, smack, smack, smack, it's itching. Oh,
and the braids in there are itching, and then you know,
sooner or later, I tell you about another few days.
It's trying time to get some new hair. But I'm
gonna tell you if I were playing first thing I
do pullet we out, I just would want.
Speaker 8 (03:03):
To sweat on all that. Yeah, I mean it's it's expensive.
Speaker 10 (03:05):
It's not.
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That's very true, all right. When they banging themselves on
the heather just calling, I thought this was calling a play.
But they're.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
Now the eyelashes that is, I think just a particular look.
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That's just that's just the way it's going there. Yeah,
that's their look.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
If they're getting you away shooting free throws, might want
to trim take a turn looking good calling a play.
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Mobile.
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Nick, I think it, John Boy got it, buddy, Hey,
I gotta I gotta say. I was listening to Wordy
Word back in December. It was that's probably my favorite
game you'll play. And I cannot remember who was playing,
but there was two guys that are playing. Randy was saying,
you broke a timer, and the only thing that popped
up in my head was.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Carlgo, what'd you break my time off?
Speaker 13 (08:16):
Her?
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What'd you break my time off?
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I'm glad you did that for a couple of months
and shared it with his money. We appreciated.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
I'll tell you to a boy, I'll have a good one.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Our listeners think weird things sometimes, just the listeners. Why
then we go here we go time of your news.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
You'll start celebrating the whole time NASCAR drivers on the
other side. Yeah, morning, it's a big sew on the radio.
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We'll be into another NASCAR season starting like.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
We did last year.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
That twenty four car Victor Lane Day twenty five hundred.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
There were two little young Willie Byron. You let's look
back at some of the greats.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
A maydire sport, of course, my dancing partner from the
Dutch End in Martinsville, Virginia. You don't know where I'm
talking about. Dick Trickle was there and then later after
a bad breakup. I think it was over Valentine's Day
as well, just like Seal had one recently.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, her love song too, Dick Trickle, Oh, Dickie, You're.
Speaker 14 (10:04):
So fine a society blow my mind. Hey Dicky, Hey Dicky.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Oh Dickie, you're so fine. You're so fine. You blow
my mind. Hey Dicky, Hey Dicky. Oh Dickie, You're so fine.
Speaker 14 (10:17):
You're so sign You blow my mind.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Hey Dicky, Hey Dicky. Hi everybody.
Speaker 15 (10:23):
This is Lucio de Pesto from Red Hottown in the
corporate and this is my tribute to the most fabulous
baby in NASCAR racing, the living legend from Wisconsin, my
main man, mister Dick Trickle.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Hey Dicky, Rookie of the.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Year in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 15 (10:44):
Sometimes you're ahead and sometimes you're behind the way the
victory lane is what you need to find, Dickie. I
want to see you win so bad it make me
choke when you're under cushion, I watch you have are
I think your name is cool and that's no joke.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Dickie. Oh Dickie, wanna bitty you.
Speaker 14 (11:09):
Kis seem to win?
Speaker 7 (11:10):
It tells me all apart when you crushing recon spin.
I shall want to see you back in Victory Lane again.
Get all my ball, Dickie. Let's wait at all, Dickie.
All Dickie, you don't hit the wall. Dickie.
Speaker 15 (11:24):
Hey, Dickie, those snotty little gowns on our PM tonight.
They're joking about your name, and I don't think that's right.
If I see I'm on the street, there's gonna be
a fight, Dickie. That's right, So come on and win
a race and save this weary fan. I'm telling everybody
the tricklesdom Man. So please, Dickie, please don't over.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Rub the cam. Dickie. Oh, Dickie, I would really.
Speaker 15 (11:53):
Like to see you win. It tears me all apart
when you crushing recon spin. I just want to see
you back Victory Lane again.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Get on the ball, Dickie, Let's wear it all, Dickie. All, Dickie,
don't hit the wall, Dickie. Oh Dickie, you sur fine,
you so fine. You blow my mone.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Hey, Dickie, Hey, Dickie.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Oh Dickie, you surpine, you surpind you blow my money.
Speaker 15 (12:21):
Dickie, Hey, Diggie, Oh Dickie, you surpine, you supine, you
blow my mone. Hey Diggy, Oh Dickie, you're the living
legend from Wisconsin, the coolest guy and racing since the
days of Junior Chosen. Just in case you hadn't noticed,
I'm your biggest fan.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
So take god stand, Dickie. I know you can. Dickie can,
Dickie for sieve a mayor Dickie. All, Dickie, I would
really like to see you win.
Speaker 15 (12:49):
It tells me all the farm when you're crushing meccan spin.
I just want to see you backon Victory Lane again.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
Get on the ball, Dickie. Let's wear it all, Dinky
all die in the world.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Morning they show's on the radio. Let's see who's on
the desk this morning. Over Murray's all this.
Speaker 14 (13:37):
Hello, Red Hot Taller Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, this is mister passed out. No, this is what shaking? Sweetie?
Speaker 14 (13:43):
What nothing? Why would anything be shaken?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Huh I don't know.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 14 (13:49):
Why would you ask if anything is shaking?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No reason. I just thought i'd asked about how you
love life's going.
Speaker 14 (13:54):
Ah? Who told you? Didn't he?
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Who?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Murray told us?
Speaker 14 (13:58):
What about Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
What happened on Valentine's Day?
Speaker 14 (14:01):
I let you don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 14 (14:05):
Yeah, that sounds just like something he'd tell you to say.
I knew he couldn't keep his big mouth shut. That's
a man for you.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Sale.
Speaker 16 (14:11):
Why in the world would Murray tell us about your
Valentine's Day? I mean he's not like he was there
or anything.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (14:18):
Oh, say I knew it.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
I knew it. You and Murray?
Speaker 14 (14:22):
Oh yeah, yeah we made out.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Who are you franking on that?
Speaker 7 (14:27):
Look?
Speaker 14 (14:27):
Look, it's just one of those things.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Well, how in the world did this happen?
Speaker 14 (14:32):
Well, on Valentine's afternoon, Murray went out to lunch with
some client. Apparently they knocked back a bunch of martinis.
Next thing you know, who shows up back Hitt the office,
all weepy and hammered. He starts unloading on me about
how he didn't have a girlfriend on Valentine's Day, and
you know how I don't have a boyfriend, and well,
you know what a fragile emotional state I'm in since since,
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well forever.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
So you just kind of got lost in the moment.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
You know.
Speaker 14 (15:00):
Actually I think he put a little bit of prior
thought into it. He came back in here from lunch
with a heart shaped cake with the I Love you
Sherry on the top.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Sherry, I thought your name was Lucille.
Speaker 14 (15:10):
It is apparently some guy at the food Genie Bakery.
You can pick up his ard.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I got it for next to So he put some
thought into it, but not a lot of money.
Speaker 14 (15:18):
Hey, he's still married.
Speaker 16 (15:20):
I think I'm getting a fixture here. He started a
sweet dog you were puttying his hands.
Speaker 14 (15:25):
Well, bottle of peppermint schnaps he had when him didn't
hurt either. But you know, I did get to see
a side of him I've never seen before. He did
something very special for me.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Let me guess, held your hand, gazed lovingly into your eyes.
Speaker 14 (15:39):
No, he held my hair while I threw it.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Did you feel weird the next day?
Speaker 14 (15:46):
Actually, the magic of the moment we shared is a
golden memory that was worth any awkwardness we felt afterwards.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Really no, not really.
Speaker 14 (15:55):
And I walked to the office next day. I felt
like I was gonna throw out.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
So what happened?
Speaker 17 (15:59):
Well?
Speaker 14 (15:59):
I walked in the office and threw up?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Did he hold your hair?
Speaker 14 (16:04):
Nobody? Did hold the trash?
Speaker 18 (16:05):
Care?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Ut say? He's always thinking of you?
Speaker 14 (16:08):
Yeah? Me and the car?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Is there a thing happening here?
Speaker 8 (16:13):
No?
Speaker 14 (16:13):
No, no, no no. It was a one time thing.
We talked about it. We decided it was a big mistake.
We even agreed never to speak of it ever again.
It's hard behind us.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Probably a good move, you know.
Speaker 14 (16:23):
It was really the only way to handle it.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Sounds good to me, So is Murray.
Speaker 14 (16:27):
Inn Hold on, I'll ask your heart right.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Glad to see they put it behind it?
Speaker 17 (16:35):
Okay, hello, Jembo, Murray? Ya mean it?
Speaker 6 (16:39):
So?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
What's up?
Speaker 17 (16:41):
Nothing? Why would anything be up?
Speaker 7 (16:43):
No reason?
Speaker 14 (16:44):
No, no, no, why would you ask it was up?
Speaker 17 (16:46):
We hurt nothing?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Man?
Speaker 17 (16:48):
I told you, didn't she what I know? She couldn't
keep a big mouth shut. That's a woman for you.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
She didn't tell us. Wait, now that think of it.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
She did.
Speaker 17 (16:57):
Look, Look, it was just one of those things. It
was all a big mistake, you think.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Jee Murray a boss and a subordinate, I could get
kind of steaky.
Speaker 17 (17:05):
Oh so she told you about the peppermint schnaps.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
When I say steaky, I'm at the whole boss employee thing.
Speaker 17 (17:11):
Oh that was never a problem. I'm not stupid. I
fired her before we started making out. Relax, babe, I
hired her back the next morning.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Wow, they said you don't have a softer size.
Speaker 17 (17:22):
Yeah, there's lots of things about me.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
You don't know that what Zale says. You guys talked
it out, decided just to pretend it never happened.
Speaker 17 (17:28):
Yeah, that's right. It's all behind us. It'll never be
brought up again. It's like it was all some kind
of a bad dream, you know, like that thing on
Dallas with body I got you. We're moving on because otherwise,
hold on, baby, big name of the other line, Hey
MORGANA who is?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, they're moving on.
Speaker 17 (17:45):
Hello, Jembo, I really need to take this when it's
tarrot top WHOA.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
No, you wouldn't want to miss out on that.
Speaker 17 (17:51):
See. I knew you'd understand. Hey, babe, let's still the
lunch thing. Later have you a machine called my machine? Oh?
I remember, you're still the one who could scratch my itch.
You don't kill go one and I with the switch.
We're still having fun and you are still go on.
Oh and get some of that to Bobby.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
That's Billy Jimbo. What Good morning? The big shows on
a radio and more Big Show right around the corner.
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Speaker 1 (18:43):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts? Good morning,
(19:20):
It's a big Shaw on the radio. To mat the drivers.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
We get into a brand new NASCAR season point of
Junior Nation Baan. But Jeff Gordon made the news. Of course,
he's a higher up at Hendrick Motorsports and now he
is there. Remember he wants Tom Cruise, he said him
been in touch with Tom Cruise about making The Days
of Thunder two, the movie that was filled the Shota
motors Way way back in the day of everyone as
(19:45):
when Tom where we found his sweater that somebody swiped,
Yeah out the speedway club at the track. And then
he showed up with the Cole Kidman that Sandwich construction
company where we hung out.
Speaker 8 (19:58):
You got to hang out with.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
At the same table and we said, okay, you win.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Man, I won't see what happens about. Well, yeah, be
first Old Gordon made his name on the track. Remember
when I broke him into Kyle, Paddy and Felix Abatis's
Christmas party.
Speaker 13 (20:20):
Hoint did an early tribute any boys ten nine, eight, seven,
six five four Here comes outlet or Rainbow.
Speaker 11 (20:30):
War Ayr wonder Boy, wonder boy. He's a joy, that
wonder boy.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
He's young. And Hayes time just you wait and say, why.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
Is everybody always pick him on the.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
Nice car race, says Hayes won a ton, He's that
two time Winston Champee Yu wonder.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Boy, wonder boy, He's a.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Joy, that wonder boy.
Speaker 11 (21:03):
He's young and he's five. Just you wait and see.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Speaker 11 (21:12):
Who's almost everywhere? You say, who's drinking pepsi on DV?
Fister than all number three?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Sad? Who? Who? Yeah you.
Speaker 11 (21:27):
Mike souther drivers go in sign number twenty four.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Poles into victory lying.
Speaker 11 (21:35):
Wonder Boy, wonder boy, he's a joy, that wonder boy.
He's gonna drive five.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Just you wait and say, why is everybody always picking
on me?
Speaker 11 (22:16):
He goes out and gives them all heck bud hold
Jeff just can't get no risk. Pect wonder boy, wonder Boy,
he's a joy.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
That wonder boy.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
He's young and he's time.
Speaker 11 (22:34):
Just you wait and see, whise everybody always thinking on me?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Good morning? Big shows on the radio? Coming up?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
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Win it in minutes.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Right now, It's time for Ta Tayman News. And here's
that girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
What were you doing this weekend? Were you one of
the five million watching the SNL fifty program on Sunday?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
You know, I turned it on when it started out
and I saw him doing new skits and I said,
lost me.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
Already lost you?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Yeah, yeah, right in first, I was hoping to see,
you know, the all time grays of blues. Yeah, you
already changed in that Croy But yeah, I started off
with the unfunny ones.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Well I'll go ahead and delete that. I haven't watched it,
so it wasn't.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
Well I misspoke. It was fifteen million viewers who tuned
in for it.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Well.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
Bill Murray was there. He appeared on the weekend Updates
desk and he talked about passed update people like Dennis
Miller and stuff. Dennis wasn't there. Eddie Murphy showed up
and he portrayed Tracy Morgan on a sketch of Black Jeopardy.
Let's see. Steve Martin opened the show. Tom Hanks was there,
(24:06):
Jack Nicholson was in the audience, and then he introduced
Adam Sandler, who sang a kind of a montage of
the fifty shows. So I tuned in also just a
little bit. But the social media has not really it's
split down the middle. I think was social media half
people really loved it and others missed. They think they
(24:28):
missed the mark. As far as hitting a lot of
the super sketches from the seventies sketches, Yeah, people were
looking for Dana Carvey, they were looking for you know,
Joe Peshy pumped you up.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
They were looking for old you know, old bits.
Speaker 8 (24:47):
It was just I mean a they said there was
a flash of the Blues Brothers. It didn't spend a
lot of time on It was just kind of like
in the uh, in the archive kind of flash thing. Yeah,
so you can catch it. I'm sure it's on Peacock
And and of course social media has a bunch of
reels or if you.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Want to relive some of those old skits. I mean
they're on YouTube.
Speaker 19 (25:06):
Just good Saturday Night Live has a channel on YouTube
with all of that stuff up.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
But I see what, I see what the social media
folks are saying. I mean, you missed an opportunity. It
was three hours long. Yeah, but you know, I think
they also had to deal with who wanted to come back,
and who wanted to participate and who who. You know,
because Chevy Chase was there, he didn't participate in a
skit or anything.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
So well, they probably didn't tell him where he was.
Speaker 8 (25:30):
I mean, dan Ackroyd wasn't there. You know, the schedules
didn't jive, so I don't know, but it, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Maybe a lot of people knew that it wasn't going to.
Speaker 7 (25:39):
Be that good.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Maybe they were, yeah, I mean the writers are still
the writers that are there right now, so it wasn't
like there's writers from great past. I'm not saying that.
Taylor Swift did try to get Lord Michaels to stop
the spoof that they did on her Bad Blood music
video from reairing, and he said he doesn't negotiate with terrorists,
(26:06):
so that happened. So Tom Cruise has a Valentine. If
you were just speaking about Tom Cruise, I know you
would recognize her on a day Armas if I could
pronounce her name on a day Armis. She's a looker,
and she's she's a looker, looker, look look look heer.
(26:27):
She's twenty six years younger than Tom. He's sixty two
she's thirty six. I think the kids can make it work.
People's reporting that the actors are just friends, because that's
what the sources are saying. But the gawkers. Gawkers have
said that they had a dinner out on Valentine's Day,
and who does that with their front Tom Cruise?
Speaker 20 (26:47):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (26:47):
And last, but at least, TikTok is back in business, y'all.
Attorney General Pam Bondi gave Apple and Google to approval
to restore TikTok to Google Play and Apple Apps Store.
So a lot of folks who thought that their income
was going.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
To be Oh and there were there were people who
right after they got banned, right before they put them
back on the next day, you know, they were listing
iPhones for sale on the eBay for like ten.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Thousand dollars because it still had the app on. So
does mine?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
If the app doesn't work, the app doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
So yeah, all right, well let me look at Tom Cruises.
Speaker 17 (27:29):
I do I do?
Speaker 7 (27:29):
I do?
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I know?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
You always get here.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
She's she's a human.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Wow, she's not ugly.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Well, she's a Cuban and Spain heritage.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
There you go where she.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Keep finding pretty girls? Shorter than him.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
About it when you come in, when the gold good,
when they're sandwiches, rugs and combes at the shoulders and
the Yeah, she's.
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Told that she's worth the climb.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
You's gotta find a woman who is okay with wearing flats.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I guess we got very much.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy
Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out before eighteen fifty six,
the rules for this sport required games to be played
until the combined score totaled twenty one. That was baseball
was baseball, and the new All Star format they played
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until the first team to hit forty. So it's like
we used to play the playground. Yeah wow, talking about
why right? Well, today's John Boy Jeopardy. Lots of people
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What is a divorce? Maybe average?
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No?
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Good like that one eight hundred big show you told line.
Come on, we played John Boy Jeopardy.
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Next.
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It's John boyd Jeopardy and now a man who's business
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But he's young boy. The old knife in the shoe
trick didn't work out.
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Well.
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Hey, it's Casey out of Martinsville, Georgia. Good morning, Casey,
good morning.
Speaker 12 (30:17):
It's Martinsville, Virginia.
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But oh I thought it might have been Martinsville, Virginia, Jackie,
but I didn't want a second guess.
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And you've been on a roll with your states lately.
So Martinsville, Virginia. It's February. We're shut up in case.
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We're gonna play the Martinsville song a little later. Matter
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now become going back with some old school tunage this morning.
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Well, anyway, Casey, glad you're in here, buddy. It's like
you're meant to be.
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So let's see if you got the right answer. Lots
of people say they want to do this, but only
a few of them actually do. Some even die trying
and on average attempting it. We'll set you back around
forty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
What you think, Casey, common Mount Everest?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Climbing Mount Everest. We're sure you hadn't looked at you
jumping in.
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Here and snagging that prize pack will get it to
you Martinsville. That's the good news, bad news, Casey. We're
turning you back over to Jackie with other dress.
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All right, thank you? I heard him laugh.
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Ah, buddy, quantimny hour Toba your news right only on
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I ain't going for once in morning life.
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Hello, ladies, look at your man. Now, look at me.
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Really?
Speaker 8 (32:48):
You know?
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On him?
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He should?
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Maybe you and your girlfriend could sell a few and
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(33:15):
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(33:36):
there being any heavy emotional stuff. It's like two guys
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Would your man like to grab something to eat later?
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(33:56):
glow of a vigorous workout. Your man doesn't really want
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Oh.
Speaker 21 (34:11):
By his phone rings, it's you calling from CanCon to
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I wouldn't read too much into that. Now your man
and I are doing yeager shots at the bar. Your
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(34:32):
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(34:53):
for this to happen. But if it wasn't me, it
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Good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
Right.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Never let him in.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Well, there's always something exciting happening in beautiful, dismal sleep
in South Carolina, and here to tell us all about
it is the Mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin co Fiddleswoop.
Speaker 20 (36:07):
Good morning, mister Mayor, Good morning, John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners. So what's coming up for Dismal Seepage
Succinct and to the point, John Boy, I'm proud to
announce that this weekend will be the second annual Dismal
Seepage Snakes Alive Reptile Expo and Convention, a weekend to
celebrate the world's vast array of slithering, scampering, scaly superstars. Wow,
(36:31):
that sounds interesting. That's the whole idea, John Boy. As usual,
the weekend kicks off with the big parade down Main Street.
The Shriners will be on hand. All those little cars
have been connected nose to bumper and painted in the
snake motif. They'll be slithering along like a long, gas
powered python.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Well, I bet that's something to see.
Speaker 20 (36:51):
Your vivid imagination is always on point, John Boy. The
Kathy Griffin She Serpent Academy Marching Band will be providing
the jams and bringing up the rear will be a
fifteen hundred pound deadly lethal Komodo dragon ridden by local
DJ Uncle Boobs, sponsored by Dismal Seepage Emergency Animal Bite
(37:12):
Clinic and Exotic Florist.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Well, this DJ sounds like he could be in a
lot of danger. He'll be just fined. Well, then why
aren't you riding it?
Speaker 20 (37:21):
The weekend is jam pack with all sorts of activities
for all ages. We'll have a fashion show presented by
Lizard Tailor Lingerie delicate unmentionables in various snake and lizard patterns,
plus sizes available.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I bet you love that.
Speaker 20 (37:37):
For the kids, we've got lizard races, Gerdi Grundles, galloping
geckos will be running around a little obstacle course.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Kids can cheer on their favorites. If your gecko wins,
good for you.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
No prizes.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Well that insurance company was going to but backed out. Ah,
I guess they didn't want to make the check out
to you.
Speaker 20 (38:00):
Gus Gerkins grappling Gators will be putting on a show
Gator Wrestling.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh school, I like it, really old school. The gators
wrestle each other. Wow, So what appens in the losers?
Speaker 20 (38:11):
That's a great looking question. John Boy introducing Lefty Flunkerton's
Gator Q. We'll be there with their famous food truck
with Gormet Gator goodies and don't mess out on the
health food options at Googo.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Gomez Snake and bake, which is pretty much what it
sounds like.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Guy.
Speaker 20 (38:29):
The big closing night concert will be one to remember.
Snoop Snaky Doo will be doing all his raptile hits,
Julio Iguana will be crooning all of his Latin love songs,
and our headliner Neil Diamondback will rattle off all his
chart toppers and hang around afterwards to see who wins
the car given a car away, that's more like it. Yes,
(38:50):
it's called popcorn surprise entrance said with a bucket of
popcorn on their lap, each with a snake in the bottom.
Whoever eats the most popcorn without getting bitten wins the car.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Are you playing? Oh John boy, that wouldn't be seemly.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
That's too bad, because I'm sure it wouldn't be the
first time you had a snake filled popcorn bugging on
your lap.
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So come on down.
Speaker 20 (39:14):
To the big dismal Seepitch Snakes Alive Festival. You'll be
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Oh no, this ain't no my popcorn. Good morning, you
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Back in there waiting Biral, we.
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musically over the years. The Martinsville Race will be happening Sunday,
March thirtieth with a cookout four hundred rollos onody like
to head.
Speaker 7 (41:00):
Here goes.
Speaker 11 (41:12):
Neverything known, moon pie and leftover French dries. Watching them
pet crews are covered with all parked out by the
christ Bee number three, sooving near Rick, I could smell
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them hot dogs again in the ball burble. Stay wasted
the whole weekend out here in Martinsville.
Speaker 10 (41:50):
Somebody yell all old Dale or hard Oh, we can
play even spot.
Speaker 7 (42:01):
In b toy Life.
Speaker 11 (42:04):
If we don't, it'll be Rusty's father. I was sitting
there squeezing highlight of my season. This girl with this
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right there on her booty, and if you.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Ask her, she'll show it to you.
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And that's.
Speaker 11 (42:44):
Stead wasted the whole weekend out here in Martinsville.
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Searching for them many bottles.
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We browt.
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Hooked up with the dame that's almost.
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Too tough to tang, and I know.
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It is Jack Daniel's mom.
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I lost him the race boot I felt like a Dangelo.
I finally come to and I let out a mall
because I went on a bender, woke up tied to
the fender, found out that my girl and my wallet
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were gone.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Where in my life.
Speaker 11 (43:46):
Stead we stayed the whole weekend out here in Martinsville,
if I mean, yes, I did, and I'm opened the
eye doll served time for a salt.
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Some people claim that there's a whall Mom the blind,
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Speaker 1 (44:10):
It's my own stupid fault.
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You're saying.
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Some people claim that there's a wall.
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Ma'm the blind.
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Goga doodle doo, lomanatam. It is Wednesday, February. Wary, I'm
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National days.
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We have National Chocolate Mint Day, all right, I'll do
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Well, Jaggie's people, y'all.
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Doesn't taking it too far now, baby, Yeah, about three
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I mean it's nothing. Second, we're gonna talk sports here.
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I mean, hell in the world and w NBA women
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So there you go.
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It's light.
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It's light, so it's lighter than real.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Wings are heavy.
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I don't know.
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How about the I don't know what weaves if they're heavy, Well.
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The weaves two feet of olashes.
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You know when if you watch any woman, mostly black women,
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It's trying time to get some new hair. But I'm
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To sweat on all that. Yeah, I mean it's it's expensive.
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It's not.
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That's very true, all right. When they banging themselves on
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Now the eyelashes that is, I think just a particular look.
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That's just that's just the way it's going there. Yeah,
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Yeah.
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If they're getting you away shooting free throws, might want
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Carlgo, what'd you break my time off?
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Her?
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What'd you break my time off?
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We did last year.
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That twenty four car Victor Lane Day twenty five hundred.
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There were two little young Willie Byron. You let's look
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A maydire sport, of course, my dancing partner from the
Dutch End in Martinsville, Virginia. You don't know where I'm
talking about. Dick Trickle was there and then later after
a bad breakup. I think it was over Valentine's Day
as well, just like Seal had one recently.
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Yeah, her love song too, Dick Trickle, Oh, Dickie, You're.
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So fine a society blow my mind. Hey Dicky, Hey Dicky.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Oh Dickie, you're so fine. You're so fine. You blow
my mind. Hey Dicky, Hey Dicky. Oh Dickie, You're so fine.
Speaker 14 (10:17):
You're so sign You blow my mind.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Hey Dicky, Hey Dicky. Hi everybody.
Speaker 15 (10:23):
This is Lucio de Pesto from Red Hottown in the
corporate and this is my tribute to the most fabulous
baby in NASCAR racing, the living legend from Wisconsin, my
main man, mister Dick Trickle.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Hey Dicky, Rookie of the.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Year in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 15 (10:44):
Sometimes you're ahead and sometimes you're behind the way the
victory lane is what you need to find, Dickie. I
want to see you win so bad it make me
choke when you're under cushion, I watch you have are
I think your name is cool and that's no joke.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Dickie. Oh Dickie, wanna bitty you.
Speaker 14 (11:09):
Kis seem to win?
Speaker 7 (11:10):
It tells me all apart when you crushing recon spin.
I shall want to see you back in Victory Lane again.
Get all my ball, Dickie. Let's wait at all, Dickie.
All Dickie, you don't hit the wall. Dickie.
Speaker 15 (11:24):
Hey, Dickie, those snotty little gowns on our PM tonight.
They're joking about your name, and I don't think that's right.
If I see I'm on the street, there's gonna be
a fight, Dickie. That's right, So come on and win
a race and save this weary fan. I'm telling everybody
the tricklesdom Man. So please, Dickie, please don't over.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Rub the cam. Dickie. Oh, Dickie, I would really.
Speaker 15 (11:53):
Like to see you win. It tears me all apart
when you crushing recon spin. I just want to see
you back Victory Lane again.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Get on the ball, Dickie, Let's wear it all, Dickie. All, Dickie,
don't hit the wall, Dickie. Oh Dickie, you sur fine,
you so fine. You blow my mone.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Hey, Dickie, Hey, Dickie.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Oh Dickie, you surpine, you surpind you blow my money.
Speaker 15 (12:21):
Dickie, Hey, Diggie, Oh Dickie, you surpine, you supine, you
blow my mone. Hey Diggy, Oh Dickie, you're the living
legend from Wisconsin, the coolest guy and racing since the
days of Junior Chosen. Just in case you hadn't noticed,
I'm your biggest fan.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
So take god stand, Dickie. I know you can. Dickie can,
Dickie for sieve a mayor Dickie. All, Dickie, I would
really like to see you win.
Speaker 15 (12:49):
It tells me all the farm when you're crushing meccan spin.
I just want to see you backon Victory Lane again.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
Get on the ball, Dickie. Let's wear it all, Dinky
all die in the world.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Morning they show's on the radio. Let's see who's on
the desk this morning. Over Murray's all this.
Speaker 14 (13:37):
Hello, Red Hot Taller Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, this is mister passed out. No, this is what shaking? Sweetie?
Speaker 14 (13:43):
What nothing? Why would anything be shaken?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Huh I don't know.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 14 (13:49):
Why would you ask if anything is shaking?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No reason. I just thought i'd asked about how you
love life's going.
Speaker 14 (13:54):
Ah? Who told you? Didn't he?
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Who?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Murray told us?
Speaker 14 (13:58):
What about Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
What happened on Valentine's Day?
Speaker 14 (14:01):
I let you don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 14 (14:05):
Yeah, that sounds just like something he'd tell you to say.
I knew he couldn't keep his big mouth shut. That's
a man for you.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Sale.
Speaker 16 (14:11):
Why in the world would Murray tell us about your
Valentine's Day? I mean he's not like he was there
or anything.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (14:18):
Oh, say I knew it.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
I knew it. You and Murray?
Speaker 14 (14:22):
Oh yeah, yeah we made out.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Who are you franking on that?
Speaker 7 (14:27):
Look?
Speaker 14 (14:27):
Look, it's just one of those things.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Well, how in the world did this happen?
Speaker 14 (14:32):
Well, on Valentine's afternoon, Murray went out to lunch with
some client. Apparently they knocked back a bunch of martinis.
Next thing you know, who shows up back Hitt the office,
all weepy and hammered. He starts unloading on me about
how he didn't have a girlfriend on Valentine's Day, and
you know how I don't have a boyfriend, and well,
you know what a fragile emotional state I'm in since since,
(14:55):
well forever.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
So you just kind of got lost in the moment.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
You know.
Speaker 14 (15:00):
Actually I think he put a little bit of prior
thought into it. He came back in here from lunch
with a heart shaped cake with the I Love you
Sherry on the top.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Sherry, I thought your name was Lucille.
Speaker 14 (15:10):
It is apparently some guy at the food Genie Bakery.
You can pick up his ard.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I got it for next to So he put some
thought into it, but not a lot of money.
Speaker 14 (15:18):
Hey, he's still married.
Speaker 16 (15:20):
I think I'm getting a fixture here. He started a
sweet dog you were puttying his hands.
Speaker 14 (15:25):
Well, bottle of peppermint schnaps he had when him didn't
hurt either. But you know, I did get to see
a side of him I've never seen before. He did
something very special for me.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Let me guess, held your hand, gazed lovingly into your eyes.
Speaker 14 (15:39):
No, he held my hair while I threw it.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Did you feel weird the next day?
Speaker 14 (15:46):
Actually, the magic of the moment we shared is a
golden memory that was worth any awkwardness we felt afterwards.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Really no, not really.
Speaker 14 (15:55):
And I walked to the office next day. I felt
like I was gonna throw out.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
So what happened?
Speaker 17 (15:59):
Well?
Speaker 14 (15:59):
I walked in the office and threw up?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Did he hold your hair?
Speaker 14 (16:04):
Nobody? Did hold the trash?
Speaker 18 (16:05):
Care?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Ut say? He's always thinking of you?
Speaker 14 (16:08):
Yeah? Me and the car?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Is there a thing happening here?
Speaker 8 (16:13):
No?
Speaker 14 (16:13):
No, no, no no. It was a one time thing.
We talked about it. We decided it was a big mistake.
We even agreed never to speak of it ever again.
It's hard behind us.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Probably a good move, you know.
Speaker 14 (16:23):
It was really the only way to handle it.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Sounds good to me, So is Murray.
Speaker 14 (16:27):
Inn Hold on, I'll ask your heart right.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Glad to see they put it behind it?
Speaker 17 (16:35):
Okay, hello, Jembo, Murray? Ya mean it?
Speaker 6 (16:39):
So?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
What's up?
Speaker 17 (16:41):
Nothing? Why would anything be up?
Speaker 7 (16:43):
No reason?
Speaker 14 (16:44):
No, no, no, why would you ask it was up?
Speaker 17 (16:46):
We hurt nothing?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Man?
Speaker 17 (16:48):
I told you, didn't she what I know? She couldn't
keep a big mouth shut. That's a woman for you.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
She didn't tell us. Wait, now that think of it.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
She did.
Speaker 17 (16:57):
Look, Look, it was just one of those things. It
was all a big mistake, you think.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Jee Murray a boss and a subordinate, I could get
kind of steaky.
Speaker 17 (17:05):
Oh so she told you about the peppermint schnaps.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
When I say steaky, I'm at the whole boss employee thing.
Speaker 17 (17:11):
Oh that was never a problem. I'm not stupid. I
fired her before we started making out. Relax, babe, I
hired her back the next morning.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Wow, they said you don't have a softer size.
Speaker 17 (17:22):
Yeah, there's lots of things about me.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
You don't know that what Zale says. You guys talked
it out, decided just to pretend it never happened.
Speaker 17 (17:28):
Yeah, that's right. It's all behind us. It'll never be
brought up again. It's like it was all some kind
of a bad dream, you know, like that thing on
Dallas with body I got you. We're moving on because otherwise,
hold on, baby, big name of the other line, Hey
MORGANA who is?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, they're moving on.
Speaker 17 (17:45):
Hello, Jembo, I really need to take this when it's
tarrot top WHOA.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
No, you wouldn't want to miss out on that.
Speaker 17 (17:51):
See. I knew you'd understand. Hey, babe, let's still the
lunch thing. Later have you a machine called my machine? Oh?
I remember, you're still the one who could scratch my itch.
You don't kill go one and I with the switch.
We're still having fun and you are still go on.
Oh and get some of that to Bobby.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
That's Billy Jimbo. What Good morning? The big shows on
a radio and more Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 18 (18:16):
This is Buzz Nutlet with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major desactor.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I've never seen such carnage.
Speaker 18 (18:23):
And may I remind you that I was at the
Great Danna Pass Barbecue eating the buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 18 (18:30):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered carcasses of
other morning shows lit in the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts? Good morning,
(19:20):
It's a big Shaw on the radio. To mat the drivers.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
We get into a brand new NASCAR season point of
Junior Nation Baan. But Jeff Gordon made the news. Of course,
he's a higher up at Hendrick Motorsports and now he
is there. Remember he wants Tom Cruise, he said him
been in touch with Tom Cruise about making The Days
of Thunder two, the movie that was filled the Shota
motors Way way back in the day of everyone as
(19:45):
when Tom where we found his sweater that somebody swiped,
Yeah out the speedway club at the track. And then
he showed up with the Cole Kidman that Sandwich construction
company where we hung out.
Speaker 8 (19:58):
You got to hang out with.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
At the same table and we said, okay, you win.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Man, I won't see what happens about. Well, yeah, be
first Old Gordon made his name on the track. Remember
when I broke him into Kyle, Paddy and Felix Abatis's
Christmas party.
Speaker 13 (20:20):
Hoint did an early tribute any boys ten nine, eight, seven,
six five four Here comes outlet or Rainbow.
Speaker 11 (20:30):
War Ayr wonder Boy, wonder boy. He's a joy, that
wonder boy.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
He's young. And Hayes time just you wait and say, why.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
Is everybody always pick him on the.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
Nice car race, says Hayes won a ton, He's that
two time Winston Champee Yu wonder.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Boy, wonder boy, He's a.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Joy, that wonder boy.
Speaker 11 (21:03):
He's young and he's five. Just you wait and see.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Speaker 11 (21:12):
Who's almost everywhere? You say, who's drinking pepsi on DV?
Fister than all number three?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Sad? Who? Who? Yeah you.
Speaker 11 (21:27):
Mike souther drivers go in sign number twenty four.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Poles into victory lying.
Speaker 11 (21:35):
Wonder Boy, wonder boy, he's a joy, that wonder boy.
He's gonna drive five.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Just you wait and say, why is everybody always picking
on me?
Speaker 11 (22:16):
He goes out and gives them all heck bud hold
Jeff just can't get no risk. Pect wonder boy, wonder Boy,
he's a joy.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
That wonder boy.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
He's young and he's time.
Speaker 11 (22:34):
Just you wait and see, whise everybody always thinking on me?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Good morning? Big shows on the radio? Coming up?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
We played John Boydevery go do we get a winter?
You can get a hardcover copy of James Gregory's autobiography,
A Bushel of Beans and a Peck of Tomatoes. The
Life and Times of the Funniest Man in America includes
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Speaker 1 (23:03):
Win it in minutes.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Right now, It's time for Ta Tayman News. And here's
that girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
What were you doing this weekend? Were you one of
the five million watching the SNL fifty program on Sunday?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
You know, I turned it on when it started out
and I saw him doing new skits and I said,
lost me.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
Already lost you?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Yeah, yeah, right in first, I was hoping to see,
you know, the all time grays of blues. Yeah, you
already changed in that Croy But yeah, I started off
with the unfunny ones.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Well I'll go ahead and delete that. I haven't watched it,
so it wasn't.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
Well I misspoke. It was fifteen million viewers who tuned
in for it.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Well.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
Bill Murray was there. He appeared on the weekend Updates
desk and he talked about passed update people like Dennis
Miller and stuff. Dennis wasn't there. Eddie Murphy showed up
and he portrayed Tracy Morgan on a sketch of Black Jeopardy.
Let's see. Steve Martin opened the show. Tom Hanks was there,
(24:06):
Jack Nicholson was in the audience, and then he introduced
Adam Sandler, who sang a kind of a montage of
the fifty shows. So I tuned in also just a
little bit. But the social media has not really it's
split down the middle. I think was social media half
people really loved it and others missed. They think they
(24:28):
missed the mark. As far as hitting a lot of
the super sketches from the seventies sketches, Yeah, people were
looking for Dana Carvey, they were looking for you know,
Joe Peshy pumped you up.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
They were looking for old you know, old bits.
Speaker 8 (24:47):
It was just I mean a they said there was
a flash of the Blues Brothers. It didn't spend a
lot of time on It was just kind of like
in the uh, in the archive kind of flash thing. Yeah,
so you can catch it. I'm sure it's on Peacock
And and of course social media has a bunch of
reels or if you.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Want to relive some of those old skits. I mean
they're on YouTube.
Speaker 19 (25:06):
Just good Saturday Night Live has a channel on YouTube
with all of that stuff up.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
But I see what, I see what the social media
folks are saying. I mean, you missed an opportunity. It
was three hours long. Yeah, but you know, I think
they also had to deal with who wanted to come back,
and who wanted to participate and who who. You know,
because Chevy Chase was there, he didn't participate in a
skit or anything.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
So well, they probably didn't tell him where he was.
Speaker 8 (25:30):
I mean, dan Ackroyd wasn't there. You know, the schedules
didn't jive, so I don't know, but it, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Maybe a lot of people knew that it wasn't going to.
Speaker 7 (25:39):
Be that good.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Maybe they were, yeah, I mean the writers are still
the writers that are there right now, so it wasn't
like there's writers from great past. I'm not saying that.
Taylor Swift did try to get Lord Michaels to stop
the spoof that they did on her Bad Blood music
video from reairing, and he said he doesn't negotiate with terrorists,
(26:06):
so that happened. So Tom Cruise has a Valentine. If
you were just speaking about Tom Cruise, I know you
would recognize her on a day Armas if I could
pronounce her name on a day Armis. She's a looker,
and she's she's a looker, looker, look look look heer.
(26:27):
She's twenty six years younger than Tom. He's sixty two
she's thirty six. I think the kids can make it work.
People's reporting that the actors are just friends, because that's
what the sources are saying. But the gawkers. Gawkers have
said that they had a dinner out on Valentine's Day,
and who does that with their front Tom Cruise?
Speaker 20 (26:47):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (26:47):
And last, but at least, TikTok is back in business, y'all.
Attorney General Pam Bondi gave Apple and Google to approval
to restore TikTok to Google Play and Apple Apps Store.
So a lot of folks who thought that their income
was going.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
To be Oh and there were there were people who
right after they got banned, right before they put them
back on the next day, you know, they were listing
iPhones for sale on the eBay for like ten.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Thousand dollars because it still had the app on. So
does mine?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
If the app doesn't work, the app doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
So yeah, all right, well let me look at Tom Cruises.
Speaker 17 (27:29):
I do I do?
Speaker 7 (27:29):
I do?
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I know?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
You always get here.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
She's she's a human.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Wow, she's not ugly.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Well, she's a Cuban and Spain heritage.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
There you go where she.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Keep finding pretty girls? Shorter than him.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
About it when you come in, when the gold good,
when they're sandwiches, rugs and combes at the shoulders and
the Yeah, she's.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Told that she's worth the climb.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
You's gotta find a woman who is okay with wearing flats.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I guess we got very much.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy
Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out before eighteen fifty six,
the rules for this sport required games to be played
until the combined score totaled twenty one. That was baseball
was baseball, and the new All Star format they played
(28:26):
until the first team to hit forty. So it's like
we used to play the playground. Yeah wow, talking about
why right? Well, today's John Boy Jeopardy. Lots of people
say they want to do this, but only a few
of them actually do. Some even die trying, and on average,
attempting it will set you back around forty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
What is a divorce? Maybe average?
Speaker 7 (28:55):
No?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Good like that one eight hundred big show you told line.
Come on, we played John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Next.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Hummers
to your homeday Wednesday with our feature track from The
Big Show, bed Box Car, Childer Stars and Double Old Carl.
There's your key words, Carl, Double.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Here's the bit box at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
And right now let's play Yeses live across America.
Speaker 19 (29:50):
It's John boyd Jeopardy and now a man who's business
cards saying he's a double knot spy and he didn't
used to have one of those shoe phones d Wills
till an ugly incident involving his dog happened.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
But he's young boy. The old knife in the shoe
trick didn't work out.
Speaker 14 (30:10):
Well.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Hey, it's Casey out of Martinsville, Georgia. Good morning, Casey,
good morning.
Speaker 12 (30:17):
It's Martinsville, Virginia.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
But oh I thought it might have been Martinsville, Virginia, Jackie,
but I didn't want a second guess.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
And you've been on a roll with your states lately.
So Martinsville, Virginia. It's February. We're shut up in case.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
We're gonna play the Martinsville song a little later. Matter
of fact, about a little over thirty minutes from right
now become going back with some old school tunage this morning.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Well, anyway, Casey, glad you're in here, buddy. It's like
you're meant to be.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
So let's see if you got the right answer. Lots
of people say they want to do this, but only
a few of them actually do. Some even die trying
and on average attempting it. We'll set you back around
forty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
What you think, Casey, common Mount Everest?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Climbing Mount Everest. We're sure you hadn't looked at you
jumping in.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Here and snagging that prize pack will get it to
you Martinsville. That's the good news, bad news, Casey. We're
turning you back over to Jackie with other dress.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
All right, thank you? I heard him laugh.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Ah, buddy, quantimny hour Toba your news right only on
the side our time capsule for this February nineteenth.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I ain't going for once in morning life.
Speaker 16 (32:13):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 21 (32:28):
Hello, ladies, look at your man. Now, look at me.
Now back to your man, now back to me. Now
let me take a look at your man. Your man
is actually not a bad looking guy, oh man, But
sadly he's not me. He doesn't look like me, and
he doesn't smell like me. Say, is your man using
one of those lady scented body watches?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Really?
Speaker 8 (32:48):
You know?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
On him?
Speaker 21 (32:48):
It kind of works. Where are you now, I'm on
a boat. Does your man use sunscreen?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
He should?
Speaker 21 (32:54):
The sun does terrible things to the skin. Of course,
your man's skin is actually quite nice. What's in my hand?
It's an oyster and inside two tickets to that thing
you love. Why don't you call one of your girlfriends
from work and the two of you have an evening
out on me? Look again, the tickets are now diamonds.
Maybe you and your girlfriend could sell a few and
tick up enough cash to pay for a real girl's
(33:15):
weekend in can cool. Oh, don't worry about leaving your
man behind. I'll be glad to keep him company. I'm
a man who enjoys hanging out with other men. Before
you go, tell me about you and your man. What's
your situation? Are the two of you you know, serious
or is this just a casual thing? My man and
I have what we call an understanding. We know that
a man can enjoy the company of another man without
(33:36):
there being any heavy emotional stuff. It's like two guys
going to the gym. Now your man and I are
in a gym. The whole place is full of men
who use Lady scented body washes. Your man fits right in.
Would your man like to grab something to eat later?
I know a great little sushi place. Now your man
and I are in a great little sushi place. Your
man is freshly showered, but he still has the rosy
(33:56):
glow of a vigorous workout. Your man doesn't really want
to call it a night this early, does he? Does
your man like to dance? Come on, I can tell
he's got some moves. Now your man and I are
in the nightclub. We're on the dance floor. Your man
is shaking it like a polaroid picture.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Oh.
Speaker 21 (34:11):
By his phone rings, it's you calling from CanCon to
see how it's going. He lets the call go to voicemail.
I wouldn't read too much into that. Now your man
and I are doing yeager shots at the bar. Your
man says you're kind of stifling him lately. He says
he needs some space. He thinks once you get back
from CanCon, the two of you need to have a
serious talk. He's discovered things about himself. He never knew before.
(34:32):
And to be perfectly honest, he's not sure you have
a place in the new life. He's planning there, he
said it. Now you're crying. Your man is apologizing. He
didn't plan this. It just kind of happened, he says.
It's not you, it's him. He's packing up his stuff
and moving out. He thinks you're a great girl and
you'll find the right guy before you know it. Your
man hates that look in your eyes. He never meant
(34:53):
for this to happen. But if it wasn't me, it
would have been somebody else. Your man has to be
true to who he really is. Here, I'm giving you
another handful of diamonds to cheer you up. Your man,
and I will never forget you. We're riding off together
into the sunset. We're on a horse. John Boy and
Billy Good morning radio, done right.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
Right.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Never let him in.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Well, there's always something exciting happening in beautiful, dismal sleep
in South Carolina, and here to tell us all about
it is the Mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin co Fiddleswoop.
Speaker 20 (36:07):
Good morning, mister Mayor, Good morning, John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners. So what's coming up for Dismal Seepage
Succinct and to the point, John Boy, I'm proud to
announce that this weekend will be the second annual Dismal
Seepage Snakes Alive Reptile Expo and Convention, a weekend to
celebrate the world's vast array of slithering, scampering, scaly superstars. Wow,
(36:31):
that sounds interesting. That's the whole idea, John Boy. As usual,
the weekend kicks off with the big parade down Main Street.
The Shriners will be on hand. All those little cars
have been connected nose to bumper and painted in the
snake motif. They'll be slithering along like a long, gas
powered python.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Well, I bet that's something to see.
Speaker 20 (36:51):
Your vivid imagination is always on point, John Boy. The
Kathy Griffin She Serpent Academy Marching Band will be providing
the jams and bringing up the rear will be a
fifteen hundred pound deadly lethal Komodo dragon ridden by local
DJ Uncle Boobs, sponsored by Dismal Seepage Emergency Animal Bite
(37:12):
Clinic and Exotic Florist.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Well, this DJ sounds like he could be in a
lot of danger. He'll be just fined. Well, then why
aren't you riding it?
Speaker 20 (37:21):
The weekend is jam pack with all sorts of activities
for all ages. We'll have a fashion show presented by
Lizard Tailor Lingerie delicate unmentionables in various snake and lizard patterns,
plus sizes available.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I bet you love that.
Speaker 20 (37:37):
For the kids, we've got lizard races, Gerdi Grundles, galloping
geckos will be running around a little obstacle course.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Kids can cheer on their favorites. If your gecko wins,
good for you.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
No prizes.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Well that insurance company was going to but backed out. Ah,
I guess they didn't want to make the check out
to you.
Speaker 20 (38:00):
Gus Gerkins grappling Gators will be putting on a show
Gator Wrestling.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh school, I like it, really old school. The gators
wrestle each other. Wow, So what appens in the losers?
Speaker 20 (38:11):
That's a great looking question. John Boy introducing Lefty Flunkerton's
Gator Q. We'll be there with their famous food truck
with Gormet Gator goodies and don't mess out on the
health food options at Googo.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Gomez Snake and bake, which is pretty much what it
sounds like.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Guy.
Speaker 20 (38:29):
The big closing night concert will be one to remember.
Snoop Snaky Doo will be doing all his raptile hits,
Julio Iguana will be crooning all of his Latin love songs,
and our headliner Neil Diamondback will rattle off all his
chart toppers and hang around afterwards to see who wins
the car given a car away, that's more like it. Yes,
(38:50):
it's called popcorn surprise entrance said with a bucket of
popcorn on their lap, each with a snake in the bottom.
Whoever eats the most popcorn without getting bitten wins the car.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Are you playing? Oh John boy, that wouldn't be seemly.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
That's too bad, because I'm sure it wouldn't be the
first time you had a snake filled popcorn bugging on
your lap.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
So come on down.
Speaker 20 (39:14):
To the big dismal Seepitch Snakes Alive Festival. You'll be
saying fangs for the memory.
Speaker 22 (39:20):
Oh no, this ain't no my popcorn. Good morning, you
got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
More chances you to win coming up after your news
weather sports by.
Speaker 20 (39:37):
This is span Jordi Arts in all today from Hammer
Langerford movie.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
After Around to Kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 18 (39:48):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring smoothie.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
And listening to the Big Show with.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
John Boy and Bealey.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
There's a bone in this good morning.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
It's a big Show on the radio here toward the
first of the new NASCAR season of celebrating favorite Big
Show tracks Day on a five Onrengratulations number twenty four.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Back in there waiting Biral, we.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
Look at some of our favorite tracks we have captured
musically over the years. The Martinsville Race will be happening Sunday,
March thirtieth with a cookout four hundred rollos onody like
to head.
Speaker 7 (41:00):
Here goes.
Speaker 11 (41:12):
Neverything known, moon pie and leftover French dries. Watching them
pet crews are covered with all parked out by the
christ Bee number three, sooving near Rick, I could smell
(41:36):
them hot dogs again in the ball burble. Stay wasted
the whole weekend out here in Martinsville.
Speaker 10 (41:50):
Somebody yell all old Dale or hard Oh, we can
play even spot.
Speaker 7 (42:01):
In b toy Life.
Speaker 11 (42:04):
If we don't, it'll be Rusty's father. I was sitting
there squeezing highlight of my season. This girl with this
big old earned hard tattoo about a serial beauty. It's
(42:33):
right there on her booty, and if you.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Ask her, she'll show it to you.
Speaker 7 (42:41):
And that's.
Speaker 11 (42:44):
Stead wasted the whole weekend out here in Martinsville.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Searching for them many bottles.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
We browt.
Speaker 11 (43:00):
Hooked up with the dame that's almost.
Speaker 10 (43:03):
Too tough to tang, and I know.
Speaker 14 (43:09):
It is Jack Daniel's mom.
Speaker 11 (43:15):
I lost him the race boot I felt like a Dangelo.
I finally come to and I let out a mall
because I went on a bender, woke up tied to
the fender, found out that my girl and my wallet
(43:41):
were gone.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Where in my life.
Speaker 11 (43:46):
Stead we stayed the whole weekend out here in Martinsville,
if I mean, yes, I did, and I'm opened the
eye doll served time for a salt.
Speaker 10 (44:01):
Some people claim that there's a whall Mom the blind,
But I know.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
It's my own stupid fault.
Speaker 14 (44:15):
You're saying.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Some people claim that there's a wall.
Speaker 7 (44:21):
Ma'm the blind.
Speaker 10 (44:23):
I knew.
Speaker 7 (44:26):
It's my own dame fault. There
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