February 21, 2025 • 36 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Hoyt & the JuniorNation Band get a little extra airtime for their “Game Of Thrones” and “Trailer Park Funk” tunes.. - We’ll look at the Top 10 things Taylor Swift is dressing like.. - Today’s Playhouse takes place at the pearly gates of heaven.. - Tom Sorensen talks football and rumors from the NFL.. - We fill a request for our public service announcement for Gasaholics Anonymous.. - and Astronerd closes things out with his song, "space space, baby”...
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. We
are rolling through Friday mornings. My feature track with a
big show bit box astro Nerd Shane space space baby
thinking a whole lot better than this comedy as I'd
hit it. He words space baby, it's a bit box
right now, I got it all.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I got a right here, right here.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Now we're ready.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Let's meet I contest and we got Mason. How he's
fill Virginia. Good morning, Mason. Hey, oh mall may Man,
hold on, no man, got your ready? Is that you? Mason? Yes,
sir me rock rock Hey, rock a rah Tayer, roll
(01:21):
the water roll you don't know? I said, I won't
go give nick nase Rock arrested. Works pretty good?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
All right, mate, you know, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
We'll ask da or some questions. You agree or disagree
and get two bells for two buzzers, and you win
one hundred and twenty dollars worth a bulls. Okay, stay there.
According to an old wives tale, if a woman is
carrying her baby high and to the right, what will
she give birth to?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
That would be a conservative john.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
To the right.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I guess, Washington, I should be giving birth to.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
A girl Taitu says, hide to the right, joe, just
a little outside. It's a girl. There are really only
two answers for this, I guess, so Mason, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It was a boy. Yeah, that was down into the left. No,
that's a little inside. Remember hide to the right shoe
one of those old wives. Now, yeah, the old wives,
some young wives. Deals. So Mason, that was a buzzer
(02:45):
right there. So let's get us a bell here. We
heard that, tayt. How often do humming birds mate?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I would say about six, three and twenty four times
a minute?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
They are quick going by a minute.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I know you can they mate twice a year.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Humming birds mate twice a year. Mason, agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Yeah, I'm will disagree.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, that's the thing to do. Uh wait a minute,
they do make twice a year.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
Before you were right?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
What are you doing? Being wrong? Even a blind squirrel?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
How the game goes? I might get right?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Why do you well? On the good side, Mason. We're
gonna give you a cool consolation prize to get to
Keyesville for you. All right, I appreciate it, all right,
my boe, appreciate you. Listen playing all.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Right, that's rock on the line, jacket hook you.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
My good nicknames.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I gonna scratch a hold all way up. If you're
talking about don't.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Read whatever we put in proud of about they really will.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
H M.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yo. What's up? How y'all doing? Hey?
Speaker 9 (04:55):
Man?
Speaker 10 (04:55):
The new Great Depression rolls on. People having a hard
time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays is
jacked up. Have you seen on the news about all
these metal thieves? And I ain't going about gold and silver.
I'm talking about like breaking in the power company, stealing
copper cable, pulling rain gutters off a man's house, stealing
(05:15):
guardrails and man hole covers. It's like a bunch of
crackhead termites or attack even real crack heads, going what
is wrong with these people?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (05:26):
If you're a cop working on a stolen metal case,
I got a tip for you. You ain't got to
interview none of my people. Ain't no brothers in the
scrap metal gag. You're looking for eight big, thick white boys.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I'm trying to steal a guardrail.
Speaker 10 (05:40):
Has some labor intensive crime right now? We ain't about that.
If a brother hooked up one of them gangs, he
lasts about ten minutes. First job of the night, boss
man say, okay, Calvin, put that ladder up against the house.
We gonna pull them rain gutters off and load them
in the truck. Calvi and be like, no, man, you
gonna pull them gutters off and put them in the truck.
(06:00):
That ain't for me. I turned the crime because it
was easy. If I wanted to work, i'd get a job,
all right, Well, then run get that manhole cover out
the street. Why scrap iron? Seventy eight cents a pound?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
May you out of your mind?
Speaker 10 (06:16):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds man hole cover.
Two things about heavy metal, I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. I'm a
no eight ways split on seventy eight cents a pound, Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Only go knock over.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
The meat department at the food gin. No man, get
up that pole and cut down a piece of that
power line. That's why I got all kind of copper
in it. Yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, they'll
find my dad ass two blocks away when my shoes
blowed off. Yeah well, you say you want big money,
Copper go for three dollars and eighty cents a pound.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh yeah, well you heard about the.
Speaker 10 (06:57):
Stuff that got now called weed bits hell for about
eight hundred dollars a parent and you ain't got to
tote it but an ounce at the time. This here
gang need to get out the scrap business and get
into weed business. Boss gonna go, Calvin, what you fight? Yeah,
I know, man, Look y'all be careful. I'll catch up
with you next week. And that, my friends, is why
(07:18):
my people ain't in no scrap metal game. This crime
has got more white people in it than the NHL
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Y'all think about it.
Speaker 10 (07:26):
Doom, Marvin Website, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 11 (07:35):
Business.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Good morning, we yelled dumb right.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
There's a big show on the radio. Well, there's always
something exciting happening in beautiful dismal Seep in South Carolina,
and here to tell us all about it is the
mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin co Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister Mayor.
Good morning, John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. So
what's coming up for Dismal Seepage Succinct and to the point,
(08:39):
John Boy, I'm proud to announce that this weekend will
be the second annual Dismal Seepage Snakes Alive Reptile Expo
and Convention, a weekend to celebrate the world's vast array
of slithering, scampering, scaly superstars.
Speaker 12 (08:53):
Wow, that sounds interesting. That's the whole idea, John Boy.
As usual, the weekend kicks off with the big parade
down Main Street. The Shriners will be on hand. All
those little cars have been connected nose to bumper and
painted in the snake motif. They'll be slithering along like
a long, gas powered python.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Well, I bet that's something to see.
Speaker 12 (09:14):
Your vivid imagination is always on point, John boyco. The
Kathy Griffin She Serpent Academy Marching Band will be providing
the jams and bringing up the rear will be a
fifteen hundred pound deadly lethal Komodo dragon ridden by local
DJ Uncle Boobs, sponsored by Dismal Seepage Emergency Animal Bite
(09:34):
Clinic and Exotic Florist.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, this DJ sounds like he can be in a
lot of danger.
Speaker 11 (09:39):
He'll be just fined.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Then why aren't you riding it?
Speaker 12 (09:43):
The weekend is jamp Pack with all sorts of activities
for all ages. We'll have a fashion show presented by
Lizard Tailor Lingerie delicate unmentionables in various snake.
Speaker 11 (09:55):
And lizard patterns. Plus size is available.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I bet you love that.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
For the kids, we've got lizard races, Gerdie Grundles, Galloping
geckos will be running around a little obstacle course.
Speaker 11 (10:08):
Kids can cheer on their favorites.
Speaker 12 (10:10):
If your gecko wins, good for you.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
No prizes.
Speaker 12 (10:15):
Well that insurance company was going to but backed out.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Ah, I guess they didn't want to make the check
out to you.
Speaker 12 (10:22):
Gus Gerkins Grappling Gators will be putting on a show
Gator Wrestling.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Oh school, I like.
Speaker 12 (10:29):
It, really old school. The Gators wrestle each other. Wow,
So what appens to the losers? That's a great looking question.
John Boy introducing Lefty Flunkerton's Gator Q. We'll be there
with their famous food truck with gourmet Gator goodies and
don't mess out on the health food options at Google.
Gomez Snake and bake, which is pretty much what it
(10:50):
sounds like. The big closing night concert will be one
to remember. Snoop Snaky Do will be doing all his
raptile hits, Julio Iguana, We'll be crooning all of his
Latin love songs, and our headliner Neil Diamondback will rattle
off all his chart toppers and hang around afterwards to
see who wins the car given a car away.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
That's more like it.
Speaker 12 (11:12):
Yes, it's called popcorn surprise entrance said with a bucket
of popcorn on their lap, each with a snake in
the bottom. Whoever eats the most popcorn without getting bitten
wins the car.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Are you playing?
Speaker 11 (11:23):
Oh John boy, that wouldn't be seemly.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
That's too bad, because I'm sure it wouldn't be the
first time you had a snake filled popcorn bugging on
your lap.
Speaker 12 (11:32):
So come on down to the big dismal Seepach Snakes
Alive Festival.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
You'll be saying fangs for the memory.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh no, it ain't no more popcorn.
Speaker 11 (11:44):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I'll tell you this, mister John Boy or whatever you
name me. I'll tell you this, mister Syndication or whatever
your name is.
Speaker 11 (12:03):
There will be no stupid quiz in heaven.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I'll tell you that. Good morning, it's a big sean
(12:43):
the radio here Friday morning. We have been a shortened
work week for us. Hope you got to take advantage
and celebrate President's Day on Monday. I know then we
have a major holiday. I hold on to my wonderful thing.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Someone should.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, he's sitting there, go to hey, but I want
to hold on to my wonderful thing. I threw up
in my mouth major holidays.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
So slug he didn't wear it.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
What is my wonderful thing? You may be asking yourself
if you hadn't listened to the Big Show before, what
was this idiot talking about? It said, talking about talking
about my wonderful things? Giveaway. This is number one hundred
and thirty two. Are keeping track of anime? Thank you
very much. Oh Marcus Marcus Okay barely used bald cap
(13:42):
with an NRA Golden Eagles lapel pin. There's known some
my wonderful things have been given to me and I've
acquired over my forty years Hall of Fame broadcasting career.
But that's another story for another time. Actually, I became
a Golden Eagle in the National rival association. N remember
(14:06):
since I was like it seven eight years old. I'm
taking years off when I was broken then when I
put the port and getting back him become a golden eagle.
Now I'm passing that.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
In on all right, all right, it's a nice hat.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
With the hat and depends is stuck where the original
art was before it fell off. But this is way
better to take my word, I know my way around
my wonderful thing. He does get you naming the hat,
then who'll give it away one week from right now?
(14:40):
That's what the Carol merrill On's why I say he's
gotten the box. Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up, we'll play the last rounds of worthy word
for the week. But first it's our man, Tom Sons
in our NFL Friday Morning Quarterback, and we are through
another football season. What a season it was. As we
wrap last week, Good morning Tom.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Good morning John Bore.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm doing? Good body? So the next season began yesterday.
Well we don't have to wait that long for the season.
The world man.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
The next the scouting combine begins next Thursday.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
So we still got a week to get ready. All right, buddy,
I got.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
You, Yeah, eighteen days, eighteen days between the super Bowl
and the combine. They figure that's the longest they can
string us out. And I do like watching because you
know it, really it's nothing more than three hundred players
plus players on the guys, some of the guys you
hope your team drafts and you got the fast guys
(15:52):
like Worthy from Kansas City. You set an all time
record in the forty last year. Man he got right,
ran at fourty. He was flying, and then you got
the line. I like watching those three hundred and fifty
pound guys sprint forty yards. I know not why, but
they never spint for unless they're running through the tunnel
to be introduced. You're not going to ask a three
(16:15):
hundred and fifty pound guy to run forty yards. But
what the scouts do is they look at those first
ten yards, all right, how quick is this guy? How
does he get off the line? And it's to me,
it's interesting. I won't watch all of it. I'll be
on the NFL network and it just kind of reminds you, Oh,
I like the sport right now?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Do the high picks participate in this too? Toughness is
where the teams like he's going to be drafting first
go right off the bat, they kind of know who
they're looking at.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
Everybody goes yeah. I mean, if you don't go, it's
going to work against you. But not everybody performs. That
is not all the quarterbacks will throw. They'll do interviews.
Teams can get a guy for eighteen minutes and they
might not seem like much. But if you're talking to
thirty teams times eighteen by the end of it, you're honest. Hey, look, man,
I was gonna pretend that was really cool. I'm not
(17:07):
I hate your team, but we'll ask some strange questions.
But hey, everybody'll show up and the confident guys will work.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Out and then maybe, like the hopics, like the quarterbacks,
what they're not going to throw because all they could
do was mess up and maybe hurting their stock, where
other guys want to improve and show something so they
get a chance to do that. Right.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
I could not have said that better.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Thank you. You're looking talking about Jesse Madden, John Madden's grandson.
What is that about?
Speaker 6 (17:42):
You know? John Madden was a cool football coach, great announcer,
and of course he's got the most popular video game
and sports history named after him. Madden game and his
grandson played at Michigan. We didn't play much, but he
went to Michigan just hired as an aston coach with
the Commanders, and the obvious question to me is do
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you play Madden? And he said yeah. He got interviewed
last year and they called him that's what he was
doing when the reporter called, he's playing Madden with his teammates.
So everybody plays that game. But I thought that was
cool and I wish the guy luck because man, I
thought John Madden was just so yeah, utterly cool.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Love Madden. Betting odds for the twenty twenty six Super
Bowl February eighth, and Santa Clara, California, Tom.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
It's it's so predictable. I mean, I looked at the
top fifteen thirteen of them were in the playoffs last year.
Fourteen teams in the playoffs, thirteen of the betting favorites played.
Only team that didn't make it that was demoted was
Pittsburgh and then the two teams that lifted up were
usual suspects San Francisco and Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Right as well. When does free agency start for our
NFL season?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
That is March twelfth, and I tell you that is
a big deal. Last year, you know, the Panthers have
a quarterback who is five ' ten Brush Young, and
last season, his rookie year, the only way he could
get a pass off was to roll out because defenders
who are tall and mean were rushing down the middle.
(19:21):
So in free agency they signed two big, mean guys
of their own, and he suddenly, Brush Young had time
and the pocket would not collapse and he could drop
straight back and it really made a difference. And no
matter who your team is, man, you need something, and
the worse they are, the more you need. And the
Panthers had historically and historically bad defense last year, and
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they are there's some couple of guys that are looking
at and there's a guy I really like named Trevon Merrick.
He's a safety, only twenty five years old. Place with Vegas.
Good tackler, good pass defender. He's just one of those
leaders at twenty five, he's got it. So I think
he would be a great signing for them because they're
gonna have to redo a lot of positions on D
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and safety's one of them.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
All Right, A non NFL story you wanted to end
with by Steph Curry. And this is also because I
was watching an All Star game and I texted Jackie
was going back and forth and I said, Ah, your
nephew better get MVP right there, right after you hit
that half court shot. I love that so and they won,
and I picked that team. I like the way they
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did this. Let me just for a second time. They
had four teams. It was like the old Guys, and
then it was like the World Stars. It was like
young stars and then up and coming stars. So I
picked Steph's team, the old guys step on the old
guys team to win it all, and they did. Bam bam.
I'm gonna send Johnny to the store with my money
(20:49):
for a lot of ticket.
Speaker 11 (20:50):
This guy bets, he wins, he picks.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
He texted me and said, your nephew should get MVP,
and I sent back, let's hope of course he gets it.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Johnny said I need that big car, and.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
John tore it up on the Super Bowl too. I
liked the idea of it. And when Steph hit that shot,
We've all taken shots from half court. We have to
put our whole body in staff. It was like shooting
a layup. But I'll tell you what I did not like, man,
and that was Kevin Hart. I mean, it was like, hey,
welcome to the Kevin Hart Show featuring Kevin Hart, co
(21:24):
starring Kevin Hart with a special appearance by Kevin Hart.
He talked more than they played. He tried really hard,
and he tried too hard, and I swear he kept
shrinking the longer the game went to the shoulder had died,
and pretty soon it was like you stick him in
your damn pocket. But he just went on so long
(21:47):
that stuff couldn't even save this game. As well as
good as Steff was, man, ditch the stand up and
just play some ball.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
With you. He didn't go to shocks like belt buckle.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
That was the funniest part of him being there, just
standa beside Shack.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'm with Tom. I've never been a big fan. I
want to shut up and sit down my All Star Game.
There's some really funny video with Heart and Shack. They
were apparently very good friends. Oh well, yeah, well, let
us go to YouTube watching some of the All Star Game.
(22:25):
Tom good stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Well, hey, we'll catch up next week. See what's going.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
On next week, and next week we will talk about
the comeback.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
All right, good deal, buddy, great weekend. Everybody to Tom,
Thank you, buddy. Let's play our wordy word game. One
ain't a hundred biking show you told free line. Get
a couple of contestants. Play next Good Friday morning, February
(23:12):
in twenty verse, there's a big shot. The radio Astro
Nerds are featured track for today, singing space space baby. Yeah.
I don't know the word space baby. What he's taking
up there right now.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
That's why I went to everybody's head about.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
The bed the bigg of birdy word than the wording word.
Let's meet our contestants. We got Butler from Augusta, Georgia.
Good morning, Butler, Good morning John boy. Now, buddy, is
that your last name? That's my first name, your first name.
I don't think I met Butler. I got my old
you know, Josee old Joe Butler, Buddy mine. We get
(24:00):
turn on sporting events without seeing the Butler run around there.
But I guess you're pretty athletic yourself.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
First man.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Okay, Butler in all right, it'll be me and you
on the team. Les's mate and Tater's contestant. Our teammate
is Eddie out of Greenwood, South Carolina. Good morning, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
That's your first name?
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Is it Edward.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Eddie?
Speaker 13 (24:29):
Eddy Eddie?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Okay, good word? All right boys, we'll do two rounds
thirty second seeds. Eddie, you relax. Me and Butler are
gonna go for the first thirty seconds. Hi, Butler you ready,
I'm ready? Okay, start the clock now, April fifteenth. You
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pay your income. Uh huh. Look in the sky, it's
the north blank. Yes, uh huh. You play this on
a gridiron the sport of yeah, uh huh. This is
what will repel vampires, will give you bad breath? Garlic, yeah,
(25:11):
uh huh? Okay. Basketball one swishes through the yeah, uh huh.
Chocolate blank, jell o blank?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Oh yeah no, no, dog gon it dude?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
But was that like baby giving it?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
All right, good work? Butler six on the board. All right,
tag Eddie, here, come you around one. Thank you, You're welcome. Right,
Eddie ready, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Are you have two of these on the side of
your body, right and left arm? Yes, this this little
rodent eats up your grass. It's underneath and it's making holes. Yes, uh,
I don't know, okay, her her measurements are also her blanks.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Thirty two twenty four thirty two.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
She is figure, she is in blank, she's in perfect
blank out shape.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yes, all good answers.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Answer, there's the buzzard. This is a hard word. We
got so, by the way, and put two on the
board of six to two after round one. So I
don't know, Butler, way you think you want to go for?
Do you want me to give it away? I'm more
Actually the first time I've ever asked my teammate what okay,
I't giving it.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Butler, play it on out right now.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
But the ones are playing on now. That's what we're
gonna do, all right, start the clock now. His head
is big, it's not in blank to his body. Yes, right, Oh,
the blanks in government. I'm gonna blank a record for
you in the old days. Blank around in circles and
(27:07):
get dizzy. Yes, uh huh, A cows travel A group
of cows is a yeah, look up a word in
Webster's Uh huh. You are my best blank fam All right,
way to go, Butler, and got proportional?
Speaker 14 (27:28):
You think.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I better?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Five on that six and eleven school entertainer and Edie,
jump on in there and do what you can. I'll
let you know if it gets closed.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Oh, I'm sure you will.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Nine will tie it up, all right? Nine? Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Andy, get in the kitchen and rattle those blanks and pans. Yes,
you blank left on your touch screen. You blank your
credit card when you're yep, you have two?
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Two? Is what?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
A blank of tickets?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
A blank?
Speaker 11 (28:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
You have to I have I have. When you have
two of something, it's called a what.
Speaker 9 (28:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
All right.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
So when this precipitation falls from the sky and you
can make.
Speaker 11 (28:26):
We get it. We get it, we get it.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Handing down gray Wood, you can try again, buddy. We
appreciate you playing man, Thank you, thank you, Thank you man.
Butler down a gusta waiting on your prize pack. Come
you away, A good game? Abortion got it, buddy. Good
(28:52):
morning pictures on the radio. Oh good man. A little
behind the scenes. Let's bring our listeners in there. So
Randy Jack of looking to the words when the game
up proportion, it was in Tatl's handwriting. You surprised yourself.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Think about them, I just write, well.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
That shows that you are not using that. It's just
because you are the one to make some.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Words or stupid or trying to throw you off the set.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
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We'll ask da or some questions. You agree or disagree
and get two bells for two buzzers, and you win
one hundred and twenty dollars worth a bulls. Okay, stay there.
According to an old wives tale, if a woman is
carrying her baby high and to the right, what will
she give birth to?
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That would be a conservative john.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
To the right.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I guess, Washington, I should be giving birth to.
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A girl Taitu says, hide to the right, joe, just
a little outside. It's a girl. There are really only
two answers for this, I guess, so Mason, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I agree?
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It was a boy. Yeah, that was down into the left. No,
that's a little inside. Remember hide to the right shoe
one of those old wives. Now, yeah, the old wives,
some young wives. Deals. So Mason, that was a buzzer
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right there. So let's get us a bell here. We
heard that, tayt. How often do humming birds mate?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I would say about six, three and twenty four times
a minute?
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They are quick going by a minute.
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I know you can they mate twice a year.
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Humming birds mate twice a year. Mason, agree or disagree?
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Yeah, I'm will disagree.
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they do make twice a year.
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How the game goes? I might get right?
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Yo. What's up? How y'all doing? Hey?
Speaker 9 (04:55):
Man?
Speaker 10 (04:55):
The new Great Depression rolls on. People having a hard
time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays is
jacked up. Have you seen on the news about all
these metal thieves? And I ain't going about gold and silver.
I'm talking about like breaking in the power company, stealing
copper cable, pulling rain gutters off a man's house, stealing
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guardrails and man hole covers. It's like a bunch of
crackhead termites or attack even real crack heads, going what
is wrong with these people?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (05:26):
If you're a cop working on a stolen metal case,
I got a tip for you. You ain't got to
interview none of my people. Ain't no brothers in the
scrap metal gag. You're looking for eight big, thick white boys.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I'm trying to steal a guardrail.
Speaker 10 (05:40):
Has some labor intensive crime right now? We ain't about that.
If a brother hooked up one of them gangs, he
lasts about ten minutes. First job of the night, boss
man say, okay, Calvin, put that ladder up against the house.
We gonna pull them rain gutters off and load them
in the truck. Calvi and be like, no, man, you
gonna pull them gutters off and put them in the truck.
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That ain't for me. I turned the crime because it
was easy. If I wanted to work, i'd get a job,
all right, Well, then run get that manhole cover out
the street. Why scrap iron? Seventy eight cents a pound?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
May you out of your mind?
Speaker 10 (06:16):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds man hole cover.
Two things about heavy metal, I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. I'm a
no eight ways split on seventy eight cents a pound, Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Only go knock over.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
The meat department at the food gin. No man, get
up that pole and cut down a piece of that
power line. That's why I got all kind of copper
in it. Yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, they'll
find my dad ass two blocks away when my shoes
blowed off. Yeah well, you say you want big money,
Copper go for three dollars and eighty cents a pound.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh yeah, well you heard about the.
Speaker 10 (06:57):
Stuff that got now called weed bits hell for about
eight hundred dollars a parent and you ain't got to
tote it but an ounce at the time. This here
gang need to get out the scrap business and get
into weed business. Boss gonna go, Calvin, what you fight? Yeah,
I know, man, Look y'all be careful. I'll catch up
with you next week. And that, my friends, is why
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my people ain't in no scrap metal game. This crime
has got more white people in it than the NHL
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Y'all think about it.
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Speaker 1 (08:16):
There's a big show on the radio. Well, there's always
something exciting happening in beautiful dismal Seep in South Carolina,
and here to tell us all about it is the
mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin co Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister Mayor.
Good morning, John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. So
what's coming up for Dismal Seepage Succinct and to the point,
(08:39):
John Boy, I'm proud to announce that this weekend will
be the second annual Dismal Seepage Snakes Alive Reptile Expo
and Convention, a weekend to celebrate the world's vast array
of slithering, scampering, scaly superstars.
Speaker 12 (08:53):
Wow, that sounds interesting. That's the whole idea, John Boy.
As usual, the weekend kicks off with the big parade
down Main Street. The Shriners will be on hand. All
those little cars have been connected nose to bumper and
painted in the snake motif. They'll be slithering along like
a long, gas powered python.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Well, I bet that's something to see.
Speaker 12 (09:14):
Your vivid imagination is always on point, John boyco. The
Kathy Griffin She Serpent Academy Marching Band will be providing
the jams and bringing up the rear will be a
fifteen hundred pound deadly lethal Komodo dragon ridden by local
DJ Uncle Boobs, sponsored by Dismal Seepage Emergency Animal Bite
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Clinic and Exotic Florist.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, this DJ sounds like he can be in a
lot of danger.
Speaker 11 (09:39):
He'll be just fined.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Then why aren't you riding it?
Speaker 12 (09:43):
The weekend is jamp Pack with all sorts of activities
for all ages. We'll have a fashion show presented by
Lizard Tailor Lingerie delicate unmentionables in various snake.
Speaker 11 (09:55):
And lizard patterns. Plus size is available.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I bet you love that.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
For the kids, we've got lizard races, Gerdie Grundles, Galloping
geckos will be running around a little obstacle course.
Speaker 11 (10:08):
Kids can cheer on their favorites.
Speaker 12 (10:10):
If your gecko wins, good for you.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
No prizes.
Speaker 12 (10:15):
Well that insurance company was going to but backed out.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Ah, I guess they didn't want to make the check
out to you.
Speaker 12 (10:22):
Gus Gerkins Grappling Gators will be putting on a show
Gator Wrestling.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Oh school, I like.
Speaker 12 (10:29):
It, really old school. The Gators wrestle each other. Wow,
So what appens to the losers? That's a great looking question.
John Boy introducing Lefty Flunkerton's Gator Q. We'll be there
with their famous food truck with gourmet Gator goodies and
don't mess out on the health food options at Google.
Gomez Snake and bake, which is pretty much what it
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sounds like. The big closing night concert will be one
to remember. Snoop Snaky Do will be doing all his
raptile hits, Julio Iguana, We'll be crooning all of his
Latin love songs, and our headliner Neil Diamondback will rattle
off all his chart toppers and hang around afterwards to
see who wins the car given a car away.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
That's more like it.
Speaker 12 (11:12):
Yes, it's called popcorn surprise entrance said with a bucket
of popcorn on their lap, each with a snake in
the bottom. Whoever eats the most popcorn without getting bitten
wins the car.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Are you playing?
Speaker 11 (11:23):
Oh John boy, that wouldn't be seemly.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
That's too bad, because I'm sure it wouldn't be the
first time you had a snake filled popcorn bugging on
your lap.
Speaker 12 (11:32):
So come on down to the big dismal Seepach Snakes
Alive Festival.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
You'll be saying fangs for the memory.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh no, it ain't no more popcorn.
Speaker 11 (11:44):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I'll tell you this, mister John Boy or whatever you
name me. I'll tell you this, mister Syndication or whatever
your name is.
Speaker 11 (12:03):
There will be no stupid quiz in heaven.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I'll tell you that. Good morning, it's a big sean
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the radio here Friday morning. We have been a shortened
work week for us. Hope you got to take advantage
and celebrate President's Day on Monday. I know then we
have a major holiday. I hold on to my wonderful thing.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Someone should.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, he's sitting there, go to hey, but I want
to hold on to my wonderful thing. I threw up
in my mouth major holidays.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
So slug he didn't wear it.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
What is my wonderful thing? You may be asking yourself
if you hadn't listened to the Big Show before, what
was this idiot talking about? It said, talking about talking
about my wonderful things? Giveaway. This is number one hundred
and thirty two. Are keeping track of anime? Thank you
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with an NRA Golden Eagles lapel pin. There's known some
my wonderful things have been given to me and I've
acquired over my forty years Hall of Fame broadcasting career.
But that's another story for another time. Actually, I became
a Golden Eagle in the National rival association. N remember
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since I was like it seven eight years old. I'm
taking years off when I was broken then when I
put the port and getting back him become a golden eagle.
Now I'm passing that.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
In on all right, all right, it's a nice hat.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
With the hat and depends is stuck where the original
art was before it fell off. But this is way
better to take my word, I know my way around
my wonderful thing. He does get you naming the hat,
then who'll give it away one week from right now?
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That's what the Carol merrill On's why I say he's
gotten the box. Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up, we'll play the last rounds of worthy word
for the week. But first it's our man, Tom Sons
in our NFL Friday Morning Quarterback, and we are through
another football season. What a season it was. As we
wrap last week, Good morning Tom.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Good morning John Bore.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm doing? Good body? So the next season began yesterday.
Well we don't have to wait that long for the season.
The world man.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
The next the scouting combine begins next Thursday.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
So we still got a week to get ready. All right, buddy,
I got.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
You, Yeah, eighteen days, eighteen days between the super Bowl
and the combine. They figure that's the longest they can
string us out. And I do like watching because you
know it, really it's nothing more than three hundred players
plus players on the guys, some of the guys you
hope your team drafts and you got the fast guys
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like Worthy from Kansas City. You set an all time
record in the forty last year. Man he got right,
ran at fourty. He was flying, and then you got
the line. I like watching those three hundred and fifty
pound guys sprint forty yards. I know not why, but
they never spint for unless they're running through the tunnel
to be introduced. You're not going to ask a three
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hundred and fifty pound guy to run forty yards. But
what the scouts do is they look at those first
ten yards, all right, how quick is this guy? How
does he get off the line? And it's to me,
it's interesting. I won't watch all of it. I'll be
on the NFL network and it just kind of reminds you, Oh,
I like the sport right now?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Do the high picks participate in this too? Toughness is
where the teams like he's going to be drafting first
go right off the bat, they kind of know who
they're looking at.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
Everybody goes yeah. I mean, if you don't go, it's
going to work against you. But not everybody performs. That
is not all the quarterbacks will throw. They'll do interviews.
Teams can get a guy for eighteen minutes and they
might not seem like much. But if you're talking to
thirty teams times eighteen by the end of it, you're honest. Hey, look, man,
I was gonna pretend that was really cool. I'm not
(17:07):
I hate your team, but we'll ask some strange questions.
But hey, everybody'll show up and the confident guys will work.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Out and then maybe, like the hopics, like the quarterbacks,
what they're not going to throw because all they could
do was mess up and maybe hurting their stock, where
other guys want to improve and show something so they
get a chance to do that. Right.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
I could not have said that better.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Thank you. You're looking talking about Jesse Madden, John Madden's grandson.
What is that about?
Speaker 6 (17:42):
You know? John Madden was a cool football coach, great announcer,
and of course he's got the most popular video game
and sports history named after him. Madden game and his
grandson played at Michigan. We didn't play much, but he
went to Michigan just hired as an aston coach with
the Commanders, and the obvious question to me is do
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you play Madden? And he said yeah. He got interviewed
last year and they called him that's what he was
doing when the reporter called, he's playing Madden with his teammates.
So everybody plays that game. But I thought that was
cool and I wish the guy luck because man, I
thought John Madden was just so yeah, utterly cool.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Love Madden. Betting odds for the twenty twenty six Super
Bowl February eighth, and Santa Clara, California, Tom.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
It's it's so predictable. I mean, I looked at the
top fifteen thirteen of them were in the playoffs last year.
Fourteen teams in the playoffs, thirteen of the betting favorites played.
Only team that didn't make it that was demoted was
Pittsburgh and then the two teams that lifted up were
usual suspects San Francisco and Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Right as well. When does free agency start for our
NFL season?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
That is March twelfth, and I tell you that is
a big deal. Last year, you know, the Panthers have
a quarterback who is five ' ten Brush Young, and
last season, his rookie year, the only way he could
get a pass off was to roll out because defenders
who are tall and mean were rushing down the middle.
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So in free agency they signed two big, mean guys
of their own, and he suddenly, Brush Young had time
and the pocket would not collapse and he could drop
straight back and it really made a difference. And no
matter who your team is, man, you need something, and
the worse they are, the more you need. And the
Panthers had historically and historically bad defense last year, and
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they are there's some couple of guys that are looking
at and there's a guy I really like named Trevon Merrick.
He's a safety, only twenty five years old. Place with Vegas.
Good tackler, good pass defender. He's just one of those
leaders at twenty five, he's got it. So I think
he would be a great signing for them because they're
gonna have to redo a lot of positions on D
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and safety's one of them.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
All Right, A non NFL story you wanted to end
with by Steph Curry. And this is also because I
was watching an All Star game and I texted Jackie
was going back and forth and I said, Ah, your
nephew better get MVP right there, right after you hit
that half court shot. I love that so and they won,
and I picked that team. I like the way they
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did this. Let me just for a second time. They
had four teams. It was like the old Guys, and
then it was like the World Stars. It was like
young stars and then up and coming stars. So I
picked Steph's team, the old guys step on the old
guys team to win it all, and they did. Bam bam.
I'm gonna send Johnny to the store with my money
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for a lot of ticket.
Speaker 11 (20:50):
This guy bets, he wins, he picks.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
He texted me and said, your nephew should get MVP,
and I sent back, let's hope of course he gets it.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Johnny said I need that big car, and.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
John tore it up on the Super Bowl too. I
liked the idea of it. And when Steph hit that shot,
We've all taken shots from half court. We have to
put our whole body in staff. It was like shooting
a layup. But I'll tell you what I did not like, man,
and that was Kevin Hart. I mean, it was like, hey,
welcome to the Kevin Hart Show featuring Kevin Hart, co
(21:24):
starring Kevin Hart with a special appearance by Kevin Hart.
He talked more than they played. He tried really hard,
and he tried too hard, and I swear he kept
shrinking the longer the game went to the shoulder had died,
and pretty soon it was like you stick him in
your damn pocket. But he just went on so long
(21:47):
that stuff couldn't even save this game. As well as
good as Steff was, man, ditch the stand up and
just play some ball.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
With you. He didn't go to shocks like belt buckle.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
That was the funniest part of him being there, just
standa beside Shack.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'm with Tom. I've never been a big fan. I
want to shut up and sit down my All Star Game.
There's some really funny video with Heart and Shack. They
were apparently very good friends. Oh well, yeah, well, let
us go to YouTube watching some of the All Star Game.
(22:25):
Tom good stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Well, hey, we'll catch up next week. See what's going.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
On next week, and next week we will talk about
the comeback.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
All right, good deal, buddy, great weekend. Everybody to Tom,
Thank you, buddy. Let's play our wordy word game. One
ain't a hundred biking show you told free line. Get
a couple of contestants. Play next Good Friday morning, February
(23:12):
in twenty verse, there's a big shot. The radio Astro
Nerds are featured track for today, singing space space baby. Yeah.
I don't know the word space baby. What he's taking
up there right now.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
That's why I went to everybody's head about.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
The bed the bigg of birdy word than the wording word.
Let's meet our contestants. We got Butler from Augusta, Georgia.
Good morning, Butler, Good morning John boy. Now, buddy, is
that your last name? That's my first name, your first name.
I don't think I met Butler. I got my old
you know, Josee old Joe Butler, Buddy mine. We get
(24:00):
turn on sporting events without seeing the Butler run around there.
But I guess you're pretty athletic yourself.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
First man.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Okay, Butler in all right, it'll be me and you
on the team. Les's mate and Tater's contestant. Our teammate
is Eddie out of Greenwood, South Carolina. Good morning, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
That's your first name?
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Is it Edward.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Eddie?
Speaker 13 (24:29):
Eddy Eddie?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Okay, good word? All right boys, we'll do two rounds
thirty second seeds. Eddie, you relax. Me and Butler are
gonna go for the first thirty seconds. Hi, Butler you ready,
I'm ready? Okay, start the clock now, April fifteenth. You
(24:50):
pay your income. Uh huh. Look in the sky, it's
the north blank. Yes, uh huh. You play this on
a gridiron the sport of yeah, uh huh. This is
what will repel vampires, will give you bad breath? Garlic, yeah,
(25:11):
uh huh? Okay. Basketball one swishes through the yeah, uh huh.
Chocolate blank, jell o blank?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Oh yeah no, no, dog gon it dude?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
But was that like baby giving it?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
All right, good work? Butler six on the board. All right,
tag Eddie, here, come you around one. Thank you, You're welcome. Right,
Eddie ready, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Are you have two of these on the side of
your body, right and left arm? Yes, this this little
rodent eats up your grass. It's underneath and it's making holes. Yes, uh,
I don't know, okay, her her measurements are also her blanks.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Thirty two twenty four thirty two.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
She is figure, she is in blank, she's in perfect
blank out shape.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yes, all good answers.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Answer, there's the buzzard. This is a hard word. We
got so, by the way, and put two on the
board of six to two after round one. So I
don't know, Butler, way you think you want to go for?
Do you want me to give it away? I'm more
Actually the first time I've ever asked my teammate what okay,
I't giving it.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Butler, play it on out right now.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
But the ones are playing on now. That's what we're
gonna do, all right, start the clock now. His head
is big, it's not in blank to his body. Yes, right, Oh,
the blanks in government. I'm gonna blank a record for
you in the old days. Blank around in circles and
(27:07):
get dizzy. Yes, uh huh, A cows travel A group
of cows is a yeah, look up a word in
Webster's Uh huh. You are my best blank fam All right,
way to go, Butler, and got proportional?
Speaker 14 (27:28):
You think.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I better?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Five on that six and eleven school entertainer and Edie,
jump on in there and do what you can. I'll
let you know if it gets closed.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Oh, I'm sure you will.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Nine will tie it up, all right? Nine? Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Andy, get in the kitchen and rattle those blanks and pans. Yes,
you blank left on your touch screen. You blank your
credit card when you're yep, you have two?
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Two? Is what?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
A blank of tickets?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
A blank?
Speaker 11 (28:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
You have to I have I have. When you have
two of something, it's called a what.
Speaker 9 (28:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
All right.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
So when this precipitation falls from the sky and you
can make.
Speaker 11 (28:26):
We get it. We get it, we get it.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Handing down gray Wood, you can try again, buddy. We
appreciate you playing man, Thank you, thank you, Thank you man.
Butler down a gusta waiting on your prize pack. Come
you away, A good game? Abortion got it, buddy. Good
(28:52):
morning pictures on the radio. Oh good man. A little
behind the scenes. Let's bring our listeners in there. So
Randy Jack of looking to the words when the game
up proportion, it was in Tatl's handwriting. You surprised yourself.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Think about them, I just write, well.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
That shows that you are not using that. It's just
because you are the one to make some.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Words or stupid or trying to throw you off the set.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Never practice or think about them.
Speaker 11 (29:21):
We don't need to practice write all.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Right, there we go. Let's get our requested bit for
the morning. We got money knipe out of Newbern, North Carolina.
Mina says, yo love the show. Longtime listener, would like
to hear guysaholics anonymous? All right, no names, Marna coming up,
(30:06):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Something you lene
to hear around this time Monday through Friday. Here's held
a John Mogula Facebook page and drove us a notice
in the mail bag at the Big Show dot com.
Money out of New Bird. Here's your request. Happy birthday
to you, Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Bartholomewle, what are you doing back there?
Speaker 14 (30:33):
I'm not doing anything. I'm just rearranging these balloons back then.
Speaker 15 (30:36):
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one out of every one hundred and fifty million Americans.
Speaker 16 (30:42):
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Speaker 14 (30:46):
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Look for these warning signs.
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Do you go out of your way to visit drug
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for a singing telegram service? If you need to inhale
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Speaker 14 (31:57):
Hey, it's not a problem. I could quit any time
I feel like that. I could just put this down
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Speaker 1 (32:52):
Good morning on the radio. I'd like to have this
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is what you get.
Speaker 13 (33:11):
Yo, dj e T Let's kick it.
Speaker 7 (33:17):
Space space baby, space space baby.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
All right, stop, shut your hold and listen. The nerd
is fact with the new transition. The stars above are
all shining brightly on my rhyme, be vibing tightly. We'll
ever stop yo. Hell no five stars, so bride that
I glow. Pluto ain't a planet, It's just science. Don't argue, fool,
I demand comply in Darren about a Ryan's belt, who
cut the cheese? I'm the one who dealt repeat this.
(33:45):
I found a black hole. You can't do that. Full
know your role when it comes to the cosmost.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I don't play.
Speaker 11 (33:50):
I't even know how much the moon weghs. These are
the facts. Try to absorb it.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Don't have on me while I'm in borbing space space baby.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
In outer space space baby, in outer space space Baby
in outer space space Baby.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
I'm an intergalactic poet being on a flat saucer. But
you didn't know in a space man like Kirkin's fuck.
Can't keep Ahora off my chock story parties. Give me
a thrill. Gonna show them bitches my skill up. The
new Frontier is my destination. I like to take eclipse vacations,
go on and laught.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
T he he.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
When the Martians land, they'll talk to me. They'll all
shake my hand. Dig my IQ in Martian face.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Astronomy is my superpower, laying down knowledge like a meteor shower.
If you're a fan, then throw them hands up, stick around.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Later I might do.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Stand up.
Speaker 11 (34:46):
Please Space baby, her.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Space space baby, your herd, your herd, yo, space old,
let's get out of here.
Speaker 11 (34:57):
Word to your klingon.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
Burn space space baby, your turn, your barn space space baby.
You heard your barn space space baby.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Yo nerd out, not as bad as we thought it
was gonna.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
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