February 25, 2025 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, It’s Ric Flair’s 76th birthday- so of course we salute him - WOOOO!.. - Marci has a new list of What to Watch.. - and speaking of watching - she has a Nancy Sinatra parody that fits in perfectly.. - Stan Higgins aka: Mr. Pop-In - spills the beans on his hot date on Valentine’s Day.. - We fill a request for a tribute song to Robert D. Raiford.. - and Ike Turner explains why guns are better than women…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
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Right now, let's shoot the game.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Beat them blunk made like a deska. Big day from Trenton, George.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
You're the man, brother, the man.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Welcome, big Man.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I ain't gonna beat the blonde. I'm gonna beat Tater.
I gotta say one thing though, Tader and I tall
once before. I'm not the first player. And I made
my daughter mad telling her she was a Tater Queen.
I want to tell my daughter I love her. I
did not mean it that way because.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Your daughter is isn't she is.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Your daughter, Queen.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Ter She's Tater Queen, Teter Queen.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
All right, let's get that right then, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I love my daughter with all my heart. I got
two boys. She's special. Okay, she spoke to me much
since I put her on the radio with Tater.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
Queen.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We'll get back on again. One of the time to
apologize to you boys.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, right, there you go. I don't apologize them. Nine
love you gush.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Do you know what we're gonna do?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Ask tat some questions, you agree or disagree, Get two
bells for two buzzers and you get happy.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Heard I did?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
That was good, Tatters.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Spanish girls are likely to show up for a date
with a donna.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
What does that mean?
Speaker 8 (02:30):
That means no kissing on the lips until that heels up.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Is a fancy dress. A fancy is.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
A fancy dress, Big D. You agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Spanish girls showing.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Up with that?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, Spanish, I'd slay. They didn't show up with a
piece of bottle. I'm not gonna agreed, all right.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
So you're not gonna agree, you're just agree, okay, boy?
And that yeah to do?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yes, that's a chaperone, somebody to go along on that thea.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
The third wheel.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I'd never go out with somebody with a chaperone.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
No, all right, yeah, all right, big D, thanks for
the commentary. Let's one more bail and you're gonna win.
Then we'll find out where you and Randy are going,
all right, Taya. According to Cosmopolitan magazine, If a young
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girl wants to find out what her perspective mate is
really like to live with, whom should she ask?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Maybe ask his wife what? No, you would ask his mama?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Ask his mama?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Big D agree, Oh yeah, dude, I agree with that.
My mom's my best friend.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Oh ain't you sweet? Neat you right.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
There? You go, Big D just like that too. Bam bam,
you've got the prize pack. Head down to Trenton now.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
A man, I'm just glad to beat the other tater.
Maybe my life tater queen will forgive me all right.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I think you did a good job on that. Buddy,
you hang on lap.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I love you guys, listen to you every day. I
get up and go out and just set my trucks
and turn you all along because I get up so
early and uh huh dollar great and you don't want.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
To bother you. I go ahead.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I love my wife is my best friend, and my
I love my kids Kyle, Alison, uh, my son Parker.
I love everybody. God put it on my heart. I
love everybody. You guys are great. You don't know how
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much I enjoy y'all every morning.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
That is awesome, buddy, lot.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Alone Jackie, God, Jackie she is.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
He's like a friend of mine.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I love you too.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
A five minutes.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
The week we gotta go Teter Tater takes care of
the weekends. Hey, I love her too. Don't have a
great day. I've been in Charlotte the Ball.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Alright, there's no big days.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Hold on with your girl.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Here we go, bottom of the hour, on top of
your news right only on the side of this report
of time capsule. Abord you Tuesday Morning Life.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Show, the South's number one export.
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There's a lingerie sail at the Walmart.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
There's a lingerie sail at the Walmart. Their panties are cheap,
and they're.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
All in a heap.
Speaker 10 (07:11):
When I dress up in drag, I look like Meryl Street.
Oh I'm a wonderful Oh Oh, I'm a fabulous game.
But I've got a real funny feeling.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I way more than Delta Berkway's.
Speaker 9 (07:35):
Chimney Christmas one verse.
Speaker 10 (07:38):
And I'm winding. I'm sweating like Tony Field's in a
three legged race. There's nothing like a Tony Field's reference.
And tell everyone just how old you are. Hello, bad's
my angel? Oh, dear, your eyes are red. Have you
been crying or drinking? Cry? Okay, I was just checking.
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I remember the time you got into mister Rayferd's drawers, No, no,
his death drawers. I know you cried both times.
Speaker 9 (08:10):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
So what's wrong?
Speaker 10 (08:14):
Your your blonde friend Tiffany? Uh huh Oh, her mother
passed away. I'm so sorry. It's it's worse. How could
it possibly be worse? She got a call from her
sister and her mother passed away too.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (08:32):
When it rains, it pours, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (08:35):
I don't know what it means. I saw it on
the Weather Channel.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
Listen, why don't you go polish up that theater chest
and run and then we'll go run errands.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Okay, there she goes off and away.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Doud Lou skipped to my loo dooby dooby doo, and
she's gone, Oh that is one beautiful muffin. But somebody
out the blueberries, John boy, but the big show bill speaking,
I'm gonna help you. Oh, Marcel, Well, it's a typical
(09:09):
day here in Hayseed Heaven. I'm just writing up some
cards for weirdy word. No no, I meant weirdy word.
Have you heard handsome play? Then I'm thinking the toilet
that's called a what you eat Chinese food with a
pair of wat?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
In the volcano was called what what?
Speaker 10 (09:28):
I can't I can't do the boys, obviously, but you
get the idea.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
That not normal.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
Oh, I'm really gonna screw with Him'm putting in words
like couter eyes. If you're bleating, then you put some
hot metal in the wod It's called a wat.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
I can't wait. Other than that, it's business as usual,
you know, same old, same old, and speak of the devil.
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Hold on, Hi, mister Rayford, how are you? You're what
working on? Working on punching up the humor in your segments?
Well that's a wonderful idea.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
Huh. Well, you know, I really don't have time right now, but.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I I don't know.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
What do you call a big Irish spider Patty long legs?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Ah?
Speaker 10 (10:22):
That is hysterical. Well, I gotta get back to I
don't know what is the spider's favorite TV show?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
The newly web game. You you're good?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
You you are good?
Speaker 10 (10:41):
But if you don't mind my saying, don't you think
you're leaning a little heavy on the arack nid joke.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (10:48):
Maybe you know, try a little political humor that's hot today.
I've got some good ones. Here you go, here's a pan.
Write these down. What's the difference between a liberal and
a trample You take your shoes off before you jump
on the trampoline. What's the difference between a dead skunk
and a dead liberal? Vultures will eat the skunk. How
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many liberals does it take to change.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
A light bulb? Irrelevant? They still don't know they're in
the dark.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Did you hear?
Speaker 9 (11:16):
KFC hasn't just introduced the Obama bucket?
Speaker 10 (11:19):
It's full of left wings and chicken butts. Why isn't
the TSA catching any terrorists because they don't screen passengers
on air Force one?
Speaker 11 (11:28):
Wait, mister Rayford, where are you going? I've got a
bunch more that works like a charm. Oh, Marcel, I
found the socialist kryptonite.
Speaker 10 (11:43):
Huh he didn't really say anything. I think he flipped
me the bird, but it may have just have been
the arthright. Oh, here comes Babelicious. I gotta run. I'll
be home soon and Marcel dust All right, angel you
ready to roll your eyes? Are still Red is wrong.
You got a call from your shrink. That's a job description.
(12:06):
He said, you have an electrocomplex. What's that You're you're
in love with your father. Well that's not all bad.
You'll have no chance with a married man. Wilder, where's
my BC powder. I'm gonna snort them this time to
the Mini Cooper. Carry on straight, people.
Speaker 12 (12:27):
John Boy and Billy jobs are funny. There are no
hard fast rules on making it to the top, but
a pretty good rule of thumb is if you make
at the age thirty five and your job still involves
wearing a name tank, you've probably made a serious vocation.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Where somewhere along the line.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Good morning Radio, done right.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Good morning, it's a big Sean the radio.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
Here we go, Hello friends, your old pal Bert Fern
Here with another glute grumbling edition of John Boy and
Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Last Picture Show. As our
story opens, movie director Steven Spielstein has arrived at the
Pearly Gates.
Speaker 9 (13:37):
Wow, so this is heaven amazing. Hey they got a
Chick fil A.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
I guess welcome, mister Spielstein. Oh, your reputation reputation precedes you,
big fan, huge, huge, I loved your movie Purple Nurple.
Speaker 9 (13:54):
Oh thanks, and you are.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
My name is Magda. I'm your guardian Angel Magda.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
What kind of angel? Name is Magda?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Hey, talk to my parents.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Ye, I'm hip. So where Saint Peter lunch?
Speaker 8 (14:09):
I was sent here to speak to you before you
pass through the gates. God would like you to make
one last movie.
Speaker 10 (14:15):
Oh honestly, I'm really tired of making movies.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
I just want to rest. And why didn't God tell
me himself? Lunch with Saint Peter Bingo. Look, I don't know.
I feel like I've done my best work. I've been
looking forward to this.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Hear me out.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
Okay, we've got Beethoven to do the musical score. Da
Vinci's going to do the set design, and Shakespeare will
write the script.
Speaker 9 (14:39):
Wow, that's that's really impressive.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Hey he's God.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
Well, I mean with this team, I mean, this could
really be an amazing movie.
Speaker 8 (14:48):
And you can pick any actor you want, living or
dead to be in it.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
Just pick it.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
Wait really yeah, even Gregory Peck.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
He's at lunch with God and Saint Peter as we speak.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Oh, this is too good. You know what, I'll do
it fantastic. So when can we get started right away?
Speaker 6 (15:05):
But there is just one kitch?
Speaker 9 (15:07):
So what how bed can it be?
Speaker 8 (15:10):
So God's got this girlfriend who wants to be an actress.
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Son of.
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Rick Flair song.
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Called Jackie, Hey, Jackson, Jackson.
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Taintor's got his laugh good right quick.
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I hadn't talked about National Clam Chowder Day. I wanted
to take this this time to say, y'all get you
some clam chowder today. I told y'all eastern North Carolina
weren't Duba dunk hunting down there on.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
The outer banks.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
They were told growing up that milk, if you put
milk in clam chowder or oyster stew, it would kill you.
So that's the why, that's why it's two different kinds.
This one is the soup, the thin soup that's water based.
Uh huh, okay, yeah, that's the eastern North Carolina. The
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original way to do it in the New England style
is with the water. I mean the milk in it
as well, cause they were old.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Because I guess milk.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Was hard to get back of the alerbase, you know,
with cows and everything. Oh, don't worry about milk, it'll
kill you. That's what my boy Chris's grocery. If y'all
get by see Chris or his daddy at chris is
Gross and Swan Quarter, North Carolina.
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start that.
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Rumor, so wore milk during these blizzards.
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Then we get okay, get your glass.
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N's old clam childer day. I'll check it out.
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when it comes to tack as well, the truth is
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The Tower's power too weak to me.
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It just doesn't get any better than Miss.
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What woo, thank you, good morning.
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Let's big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
We are rolling through your Tuesday, February twenty four feature
track for the make Sure bit box Axiguay.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Guns are better than women.
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And we need to make sure dot com click out
on air. Contest one. You can't get through, we'll call
you something you want to play, you make that happen
to listen.
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Know that everybody's head a bite, the bad the.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Word, any word, better worth any word.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Let's meet their contestants.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
We got Howard from Albertville, Alabama.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Good morning, Howard, good morning morning, welcome.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
And we got Douby from Drake's Branch, Virginia's that you.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Do me, yes, sir, all right, So Dooby or Dooby.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
It's a dooby now, don't be Dooby, no, don't be.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I got you, alright.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
We say you'll get along here with Tyer there so
Tater and Dooby, yeah, Yon Boy and Howard on the
other boys. We will do two rounds thirty seconds each
random words. Let's see what happens. Good luck to both
of you, Alabama versus Virginia. So Howard you ready to
put some points on the board.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Let's go all right, see what we can do. Start
the clock.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Now.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
These are sports shoes you wear with little spikes on
the bottom.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Yeah, uh huh. Turn this on you windshield when it rains.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
You're what wiper?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Wiper?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
What did you drink this?
Speaker 4 (24:52):
It's red or white chardonnay?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Why, yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
You will see this on the ground when the sun
is out see your own what?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Now there are three of these in baseball, I said,
bass one of those tricky was he? Y'all slide in
like a Sunday when it says to after seven. Alright,
let's see what did Howard? We put a four on
the board, and then I gave doob one. But just
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sitting there, all right, do be and for your round
one you read.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
All right and go all right.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
This is the hairstyle that they go and put a
chemical on their hair and it gives them curls.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
It's called a what yeah, yes, yes, all right.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
The opposite of shallow is the yes you might you
have to do this to your suitcase before you go
out of town. You gotta do what yep, the opposite
of south, the other direction. Oh I got hit and
now I turned black and blue?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
What did I get?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
All right? Well, y'all put a five on that one
I gave you. So it's a six score for Tater
and doobee. Howard got a four. Let's see what we
can do Howard for a round two? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yes, start the clock now, am out of door. Fights
this take thee blank by the hord. Yes, uh huh,
all right, do a cartwheel. This is like this or trampoline.
You'll do a single? What yeah, uh huh rhymes with it.
Potato rhymes with it, a paper.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Rhymes with it. French onion rhymes with it. Out of
the Fawcet comes a single.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Out of the Fawcet rhymes.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I don't understand why contentions will get off the rhymes
all of a sudden, don't gone?
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Did you?
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Did you remind them that you were?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I don't know, you know, I don't know what I say?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
What we end up with a five?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Putting down on the four, it's a nine score.
Speaker 9 (27:19):
So shabby Tailer and dob all y'all need man's.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
A three to tie four to win the games practically over.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
We're still rhyming. Uh yeah, A single drop coming out
of the faucet and it just goes.
Speaker 14 (27:35):
Ye.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
You you have on your face. This is the part
on your mouth that you pucker yep, rhymes with it.
I blanked school today. I didn't go.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Up.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
You leave this for your waitress after a meal. It's
when the I told you, well, why don't you just
take all the fun out of it for the.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Rest of us. I was drying.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well, Howard down to Albertville, dog on it. It came
up a little short. I don't feel bad about it all.
I think I did a wonderful job. I think it
was all on you there, buddy.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Make it feel bad.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Yeah, right, it's nice.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
I'm a long time listen, first time calling.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
All right, buddy, all right, Howard, have you got another
chance down the line?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Buddy, we'll do it mighty don't jeez.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Right.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
I had a good time, a good.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Day too, buddy. Thanks for playing.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You go on out in the world down there and
have a big and then meanwhile, doo be Drake's branch,
look at you getting one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bull snut for your victory.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Sounds great, sounds great, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Well, go ahead, Nate, good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
All right, yeah, back and the wordy word, all right,
I just got to end it.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Okay, So let me say we were going dip a
paper blank clip, and then the word was drip.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
What did he say?
Speaker 8 (29:11):
I think something like a trickle of water, a stream
of water. It was a phrase, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, when we lucky enough to get on
those rhymers, you know, y'all, just so it's hard, you know,
it is. It's easy when you y'all a lot of
you play along, you know, in the radio and our podcast.
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That's the way we like it.
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Mere tater, just don't be surprised if you hear.
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Well it was.
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All right, good, okay, Well let's go to our request
had been in the morning. We got Tommy Williams out
of Rowano, Virginia. Thomas says, could you guys play that song.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
About Rayford being a crazy guy?
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Well, I'm picking that one is what he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
That sounds right, Okay, Tommy Tator's got you coming up
next Good Morning Max Shows onto Radio. His request time,
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Speaker 7 (30:52):
All right, y'all, hush my turn, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 9 (30:57):
Special musical tribute to Robert D.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Rayford from the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Oh what a nut.
Speaker 7 (31:07):
He was born in eighteen sixty three. He's about as
old as you can be. Old Bob Rayford.
Speaker 14 (31:18):
What a nut?
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Oh what a nut.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
He's the oldest fella in the joint.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
Takes up while for him to make a point. Old
Bob Rayford isn't nothing.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Oh wow?
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Did the Big Show give this guy a live time contract?
Oh no, I think it might be time to take
it back.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Oh what a god.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Talks and talks about old folks do and stuff. I'd
say some old folks have.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Done in nuhing. Old Bob ray for going nuhing.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
He's old as hell, but.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
His wife is young and pretty. Been talking NonStop since
Afro nineteen thirty and that, my friends, is only a.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
Slight exaggeration what I have heard of that?
Speaker 7 (32:46):
Oh when was the last time I had a ham?
Oh no, now he's getting pissed off about nine tense
of a sin. If you ask me, I think this
fella's brains.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Donet coming with.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Oh what or not?
Speaker 7 (33:15):
He ain't ready to go on the shelf. Ain't a
been scared to repeat hisself. He's a tall turkey's and nothing.
Speaker 11 (33:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Oh he's old as hell, but his wife is young
and pretty. Been talking NonStop since a from nineteen thirty.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Dude, dude, Oh what.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
N dude, dude?
Speaker 5 (33:58):
He is enough?
Speaker 7 (34:02):
Oh bat the nerd?
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Hey get off.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Already?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, more than on the radio making a job on
billy album for your next special day and someone you
loves life.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
You know a lot of making character albums I had
done before.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
If you got to act zite, you're putting together key
words for this at the big box guns.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
Time the ox height, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 10 (35:05):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Pat Jack?
Speaker 10 (35:08):
Go on wanting down the hall and then find an
internal A few the slash. Oh man, it's funny the
first time, It's funny every time. Welcome the axe ache.
When off all the fall one one you need to
deal with all your what you called uh uh interfeminate
shelation trimp?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Did this? Did Ike?
Speaker 10 (35:33):
I have been very impressed with your extensive knowledge about women.
Mm hmm see Jackie and I agreed. They are a
butt load of trouble mm hm see Jackie. Some a
bigger buttload than others.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
See.
Speaker 10 (35:50):
But what's the alternative? Guys need something on those cold
loadly nights. Any ideas waiting for your replied the burger king,
did be, can hold your pink on hold yo, bun,
I ain't gonnahing drive you none, shut your holy listen.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Let me say is it my way?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Who can't say? Man?
Speaker 10 (36:13):
If I said a young guy, go on that show
American eyeball or whatever it is. But I regret, well,
you got yourself a very good questionnaire, burger boy. And
while it's the truth that women is mighty fine, hat
rolling loving down your mind, the rest of the time,
they is just a plain old newsome Almost anything else
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will be better company for a brother, you know, winess
caake trot the Natan Woman's why even my brand new
shiny chrome plate at nine milimeters it is more comfortapatible
that's right. I said it.
Speaker 9 (36:49):
I said it.
Speaker 10 (36:50):
I read to spend time in my gun than your
average runner mil hoochie. And before are you going recuse
me of going off all half cock eye a let
me preach on it. No, here is just some of
the resonations that guns is better than women's. If you
knows what you're doing, you can trade in your tired
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old rust at forty four for two brand new twenty two.
You can't keep one gun with you when you're traveling
and leave the other one at home and the.
Speaker 9 (37:25):
Gun at home. Don't care.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
If you dig another brother's gun and tell him so.
He'll let you try it out a few times as
long as you wipe the fingerprints off on itfore you
give it back your regular gun. Don't give a hoop
if you got a backup hits someplace. Your gun will
stay with you no matter what, even if you is
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out of AMMO. Your gun don't take up all your
closet space. Your gun will function normally if a single
day of the month. Your gun won't spend your whole
paycheck on bullets that don't fit. Your gon needs to
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be reloaded to keep making noise. Your gon doesn't ask
you to snuggle after you use it. If properly maintain
your gun getting more valuable as it gets older, A gun,
don't ask you do. These new handgrips make me look fast.
(38:42):
A gun don't mind if you go to sleep after
you use it. Your gun gets to the point you
can buy a silencer for your gun.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Hell you go out, and.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
How much time you got it? But there ain't no
sense in me doing have a thing. So burger brother,
that's where Ike's stand. If you still got your heart
on spending your down in dirty time with some skank
banad here a little song to sing when you'll finally
kick it her to the curb.
Speaker 9 (39:21):
Look, jacket, hold the let us hold the meat. Bend
over girl.
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Right now, let's shoot the game.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Beat them blunk made like a deska. Big day from Trenton, George.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
You're the man, brother, the man.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Welcome, big Man.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I ain't gonna beat the blonde. I'm gonna beat Tater.
I gotta say one thing though, Tader and I tall
once before. I'm not the first player. And I made
my daughter mad telling her she was a Tater Queen.
I want to tell my daughter I love her. I
did not mean it that way because.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Your daughter is isn't she is.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Your daughter, Queen.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Ter She's Tater Queen, Teter Queen.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
All right, let's get that right then, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I love my daughter with all my heart. I got
two boys. She's special. Okay, she spoke to me much
since I put her on the radio with Tater.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
Queen.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We'll get back on again. One of the time to
apologize to you boys.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, right, there you go. I don't apologize them. Nine
love you gush.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Do you know what we're gonna do?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Ask tat some questions, you agree or disagree, Get two
bells for two buzzers and you get happy.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Heard I did?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
That was good, Tatters.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Spanish girls are likely to show up for a date
with a donna.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
What does that mean?
Speaker 8 (02:30):
That means no kissing on the lips until that heels up.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Is a fancy dress. A fancy is.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
A fancy dress, Big D. You agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Spanish girls showing.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Up with that?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, Spanish, I'd slay. They didn't show up with a
piece of bottle. I'm not gonna agreed, all right.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
So you're not gonna agree, you're just agree, okay, boy?
And that yeah to do?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yes, that's a chaperone, somebody to go along on that thea.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
The third wheel.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I'd never go out with somebody with a chaperone.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
No, all right, yeah, all right, big D, thanks for
the commentary. Let's one more bail and you're gonna win.
Then we'll find out where you and Randy are going,
all right, Taya. According to Cosmopolitan magazine, If a young
(03:41):
girl wants to find out what her perspective mate is
really like to live with, whom should she ask?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Maybe ask his wife what? No, you would ask his mama?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Ask his mama?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Big D agree, Oh yeah, dude, I agree with that.
My mom's my best friend.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Oh ain't you sweet? Neat you right.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
There? You go, Big D just like that too. Bam bam,
you've got the prize pack. Head down to Trenton now.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
A man, I'm just glad to beat the other tater.
Maybe my life tater queen will forgive me all right.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I think you did a good job on that. Buddy,
you hang on lap.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I love you guys, listen to you every day. I
get up and go out and just set my trucks
and turn you all along because I get up so
early and uh huh dollar great and you don't want.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
To bother you. I go ahead.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I love my wife is my best friend, and my
I love my kids Kyle, Alison, uh, my son Parker.
I love everybody. God put it on my heart. I
love everybody. You guys are great. You don't know how
(05:17):
much I enjoy y'all every morning.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
That is awesome, buddy, lot.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Alone Jackie, God, Jackie she is.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
He's like a friend of mine.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I love you too.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
A five minutes.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
The week we gotta go Teter Tater takes care of
the weekends. Hey, I love her too. Don't have a
great day. I've been in Charlotte the Ball.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Alright, there's no big days.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Hold on with your girl.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Here we go, bottom of the hour, on top of
your news right only on the side of this report
of time capsule. Abord you Tuesday Morning Life.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
There's a lingerie sail at the Walmart.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
There's a lingerie sail at the Walmart. Their panties are cheap,
and they're.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
All in a heap.
Speaker 10 (07:11):
When I dress up in drag, I look like Meryl Street.
Oh I'm a wonderful Oh Oh, I'm a fabulous game.
But I've got a real funny feeling.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I way more than Delta Berkway's.
Speaker 9 (07:35):
Chimney Christmas one verse.
Speaker 10 (07:38):
And I'm winding. I'm sweating like Tony Field's in a
three legged race. There's nothing like a Tony Field's reference.
And tell everyone just how old you are. Hello, bad's
my angel? Oh, dear, your eyes are red. Have you
been crying or drinking? Cry? Okay, I was just checking.
(08:01):
I remember the time you got into mister Rayferd's drawers, No, no,
his death drawers. I know you cried both times.
Speaker 9 (08:10):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
So what's wrong?
Speaker 10 (08:14):
Your your blonde friend Tiffany? Uh huh Oh, her mother
passed away. I'm so sorry. It's it's worse. How could
it possibly be worse? She got a call from her
sister and her mother passed away too.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (08:32):
When it rains, it pours, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (08:35):
I don't know what it means. I saw it on
the Weather Channel.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
Listen, why don't you go polish up that theater chest
and run and then we'll go run errands.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Okay, there she goes off and away.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Doud Lou skipped to my loo dooby dooby doo, and
she's gone, Oh that is one beautiful muffin. But somebody
out the blueberries, John boy, but the big show bill speaking,
I'm gonna help you. Oh, Marcel, Well, it's a typical
(09:09):
day here in Hayseed Heaven. I'm just writing up some
cards for weirdy word. No no, I meant weirdy word.
Have you heard handsome play? Then I'm thinking the toilet
that's called a what you eat Chinese food with a
pair of wat?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
In the volcano was called what what?
Speaker 10 (09:28):
I can't I can't do the boys, obviously, but you
get the idea.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
That not normal.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
Oh, I'm really gonna screw with Him'm putting in words
like couter eyes. If you're bleating, then you put some
hot metal in the wod It's called a wat.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
I can't wait. Other than that, it's business as usual,
you know, same old, same old, and speak of the devil.
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Hold on, Hi, mister Rayford, how are you? You're what
working on? Working on punching up the humor in your segments?
Well that's a wonderful idea.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
Huh. Well, you know, I really don't have time right now, but.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I I don't know.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
What do you call a big Irish spider Patty long legs?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Ah?
Speaker 10 (10:22):
That is hysterical. Well, I gotta get back to I
don't know what is the spider's favorite TV show?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
The newly web game. You you're good?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
You you are good?
Speaker 10 (10:41):
But if you don't mind my saying, don't you think
you're leaning a little heavy on the arack nid joke.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (10:48):
Maybe you know, try a little political humor that's hot today.
I've got some good ones. Here you go, here's a pan.
Write these down. What's the difference between a liberal and
a trample You take your shoes off before you jump
on the trampoline. What's the difference between a dead skunk
and a dead liberal? Vultures will eat the skunk. How
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many liberals does it take to change.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
A light bulb? Irrelevant? They still don't know they're in
the dark.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Did you hear?
Speaker 9 (11:16):
KFC hasn't just introduced the Obama bucket?
Speaker 10 (11:19):
It's full of left wings and chicken butts. Why isn't
the TSA catching any terrorists because they don't screen passengers
on air Force one?
Speaker 11 (11:28):
Wait, mister Rayford, where are you going? I've got a
bunch more that works like a charm. Oh, Marcel, I
found the socialist kryptonite.
Speaker 10 (11:43):
Huh he didn't really say anything. I think he flipped
me the bird, but it may have just have been
the arthright. Oh, here comes Babelicious. I gotta run. I'll
be home soon and Marcel dust All right, angel you
ready to roll your eyes? Are still Red is wrong.
You got a call from your shrink. That's a job description.
(12:06):
He said, you have an electrocomplex. What's that You're you're
in love with your father. Well that's not all bad.
You'll have no chance with a married man. Wilder, where's
my BC powder. I'm gonna snort them this time to
the Mini Cooper. Carry on straight, people.
Speaker 12 (12:27):
John Boy and Billy jobs are funny. There are no
hard fast rules on making it to the top, but
a pretty good rule of thumb is if you make
at the age thirty five and your job still involves
wearing a name tank, you've probably made a serious vocation.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Where somewhere along the line.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Good morning Radio, done right.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Good morning, it's a big Sean the radio.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
Here we go, Hello friends, your old pal Bert Fern
Here with another glute grumbling edition of John Boy and
Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Last Picture Show. As our
story opens, movie director Steven Spielstein has arrived at the
Pearly Gates.
Speaker 9 (13:37):
Wow, so this is heaven amazing. Hey they got a
Chick fil A.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
I guess welcome, mister Spielstein. Oh, your reputation reputation precedes you,
big fan, huge, huge, I loved your movie Purple Nurple.
Speaker 9 (13:54):
Oh thanks, and you are.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
My name is Magda. I'm your guardian Angel Magda.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
What kind of angel? Name is Magda?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Hey, talk to my parents.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Ye, I'm hip. So where Saint Peter lunch?
Speaker 8 (14:09):
I was sent here to speak to you before you
pass through the gates. God would like you to make
one last movie.
Speaker 10 (14:15):
Oh honestly, I'm really tired of making movies.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
I just want to rest. And why didn't God tell
me himself? Lunch with Saint Peter Bingo. Look, I don't know.
I feel like I've done my best work. I've been
looking forward to this.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Hear me out.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
Okay, we've got Beethoven to do the musical score. Da
Vinci's going to do the set design, and Shakespeare will
write the script.
Speaker 9 (14:39):
Wow, that's that's really impressive.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Hey he's God.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
Well, I mean with this team, I mean, this could
really be an amazing movie.
Speaker 8 (14:48):
And you can pick any actor you want, living or
dead to be in it.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
Just pick it.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
Wait really yeah, even Gregory Peck.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
He's at lunch with God and Saint Peter as we speak.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Oh, this is too good. You know what, I'll do
it fantastic. So when can we get started right away?
Speaker 6 (15:05):
But there is just one kitch?
Speaker 9 (15:07):
So what how bed can it be?
Speaker 8 (15:10):
So God's got this girlfriend who wants to be an actress.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Son of.
Speaker 10 (15:19):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse?
Speaker 9 (15:24):
Is is her yunibraw a deal breaker?
Speaker 10 (15:27):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the late Gregory
Peck say, Hey, big man.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
Let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Still another pass back for you? Lesson thirty minutes from
right now. It's a big yello letting somebody better damn
it than me, tell you than me all right time.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
By the picture of that stuff picking him up at.
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You, it's you Marthell, what am I doing well When
I'm not hanging up on right thing?
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Fat boying trying to cure Babs of her terminal blondness.
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Jackie came it up with it.
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Called Jackie, Hey, Jackson, Jackson.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Taintor's got his laugh good right quick.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I hadn't talked about National Clam Chowder Day. I wanted
to take this this time to say, y'all get you
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weren't Duba dunk hunting down there on.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
The outer banks.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
They were told growing up that milk, if you put
milk in clam chowder or oyster stew, it would kill you.
So that's the why, that's why it's two different kinds.
This one is the soup, the thin soup that's water based.
Uh huh, okay, yeah, that's the eastern North Carolina. The
(18:38):
original way to do it in the New England style
is with the water. I mean the milk in it
as well, cause they were old.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Because I guess milk.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Was hard to get back of the alerbase, you know,
with cows and everything. Oh, don't worry about milk, it'll
kill you. That's what my boy Chris's grocery. If y'all
get by see Chris or his daddy at chris is
Gross and Swan Quarter, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
John boys trying to take it to the city and
start that.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Rumor, so wore milk during these blizzards.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Then we get okay, get your glass.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
N's old clam childer day. I'll check it out.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah yeah, more nights coming up. In minutes, Big Show
rolls home. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Coming up.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
We played wordy word Winter gets one hundred and twenty
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Speaker 4 (19:42):
It in minutes. First another Rick Flair song.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I do not appreciate your head on your Scotts e
Jini here because.
Speaker 14 (20:03):
I have been a wrestling fan for almost twenty years.
I don't know how the body slam that I can
rock it too. If you say that wrestling state, then
I will chuck sam you. My favorite wrestlers are the
Launch and brought way back. I could go like Jay You,
Burmaho McDaniels, and no Dusty Rhodes. There are a few
Union wrestlers that I'm making rarely Keenan like Ddy.
Speaker 9 (20:25):
B lex Luga, Crispin Waba Moss's name.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
But Phil, I must.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Tell you.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
The truth. I must share the greatest wrestler of all time.
There's not nature Boy Rick Claire.
Speaker 13 (20:41):
Whoo whoo woo woo woo woo.
Speaker 14 (20:56):
Lots of things have happened as the years have awful
by or copenhastern bad and Andrea Vaghan had died. W
w yf is not what it used to be his
natural Baldish wrastlers and now they rule, TV Jaw, michaels
Owen Heart and the God would make me seek the
undertaker and Kinch and Rock would be my big And
(21:17):
when it comes to tack as well, the truth is
clear to see.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
The two best teams are arkin' roll expressing lud. But
I feel I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm a share.
Speaker 9 (21:31):
The greatest fesser of all time is the nature boy.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Very Clare.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Thirteen time nw A Whirl, Heavenway Cheeriot.
Speaker 14 (21:43):
Everybody wants to be the nature Boy, and imitation is
the greatest form of flattery.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I am the man of the hour.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
The Tower's power too weak to me.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
Sour make you scream how It's like the erck Klower.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
It just doesn't get any better than Miss.
Speaker 13 (22:03):
Whoa.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Alright, there's Adam's house Cat with a fame the Flar Song.
Appreciate you old boys at the Elevation Church. If you
want to where that started from.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Nobody stuck at your head all day.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Hell Ah, y'all, let's play Beating the Blonde one eight
hundred Big Show. No, let's play wordy word one eight
hundred Big Show. Yes, let's play wordy words. It's gonna
change again. Now I'm ready to go. Nate Boy's birthday.
This one's taking house born Houston when was in person.
(22:40):
Hang on, we'll play with him and I mean we'll
play for it in minutes.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
What woo, thank you, good morning.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Let's big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
We are rolling through your Tuesday, February twenty four feature
track for the make Sure bit box Axiguay.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Guns are better than women.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
And we need to make sure dot com click out
on air. Contest one. You can't get through, we'll call
you something you want to play, you make that happen
to listen.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Know that everybody's head a bite, the bad the.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Word, any word, better worth any word.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Let's meet their contestants.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
We got Howard from Albertville, Alabama.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Good morning, Howard, good morning morning, welcome.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
And we got Douby from Drake's Branch, Virginia's that you.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Do me, yes, sir, all right, So Dooby or Dooby.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
It's a dooby now, don't be Dooby, no, don't be.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I got you, alright.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
We say you'll get along here with Tyer there so
Tater and Dooby, yeah, Yon Boy and Howard on the
other boys. We will do two rounds thirty seconds each
random words. Let's see what happens. Good luck to both
of you, Alabama versus Virginia. So Howard you ready to
put some points on the board.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Let's go all right, see what we can do. Start
the clock.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Now.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
These are sports shoes you wear with little spikes on
the bottom.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Yeah, uh huh. Turn this on you windshield when it rains.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
You're what wiper?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Wiper?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
What did you drink this?
Speaker 4 (24:52):
It's red or white chardonnay?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Why, yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
You will see this on the ground when the sun
is out see your own what?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Now there are three of these in baseball, I said,
bass one of those tricky was he? Y'all slide in
like a Sunday when it says to after seven. Alright,
let's see what did Howard? We put a four on
the board, and then I gave doob one. But just
(25:26):
sitting there, all right, do be and for your round
one you read.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
All right and go all right.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
This is the hairstyle that they go and put a
chemical on their hair and it gives them curls.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
It's called a what yeah, yes, yes, all right.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
The opposite of shallow is the yes you might you
have to do this to your suitcase before you go
out of town. You gotta do what yep, the opposite
of south, the other direction. Oh I got hit and
now I turned black and blue?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
What did I get?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
All right? Well, y'all put a five on that one
I gave you. So it's a six score for Tater
and doobee. Howard got a four. Let's see what we
can do Howard for a round two? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yes, start the clock now, am out of door. Fights
this take thee blank by the hord. Yes, uh huh,
all right, do a cartwheel. This is like this or trampoline.
You'll do a single? What yeah, uh huh rhymes with it.
Potato rhymes with it, a paper.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Rhymes with it. French onion rhymes with it. Out of
the Fawcet comes a single.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Out of the Fawcet rhymes.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I don't understand why contentions will get off the rhymes
all of a sudden, don't gone?
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Did you?
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Did you remind them that you were?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I don't know, you know, I don't know what I say?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
What we end up with a five?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Putting down on the four, it's a nine score.
Speaker 9 (27:19):
So shabby Tailer and dob all y'all need man's.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
A three to tie four to win the games practically over.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
We're still rhyming. Uh yeah, A single drop coming out
of the faucet and it just goes.
Speaker 14 (27:35):
Ye.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
You you have on your face. This is the part
on your mouth that you pucker yep, rhymes with it.
I blanked school today. I didn't go.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Up.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
You leave this for your waitress after a meal. It's
when the I told you, well, why don't you just
take all the fun out of it for the.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Rest of us. I was drying.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well, Howard down to Albertville, dog on it. It came
up a little short. I don't feel bad about it all.
I think I did a wonderful job. I think it
was all on you there, buddy.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Make it feel bad.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Yeah, right, it's nice.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
I'm a long time listen, first time calling.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
All right, buddy, all right, Howard, have you got another
chance down the line?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Buddy, we'll do it mighty don't jeez.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Right.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
I had a good time, a good.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Day too, buddy. Thanks for playing.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You go on out in the world down there and
have a big and then meanwhile, doo be Drake's branch,
look at you getting one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bull snut for your victory.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Sounds great, sounds great, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Well, go ahead, Nate, good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
All right, yeah, back and the wordy word, all right,
I just got to end it.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Okay, So let me say we were going dip a
paper blank clip, and then the word was drip.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
What did he say?
Speaker 8 (29:11):
I think something like a trickle of water, a stream
of water. It was a phrase, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, when we lucky enough to get on
those rhymers, you know, y'all, just so it's hard, you know,
it is. It's easy when you y'all a lot of
you play along, you know, in the radio and our podcast.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
That's the way we like it.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Then when that ticket, when you get your different.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Well, if you would like you said I could do that,
go ahead, go to the Big Show dot com click
out on their contest button we talk about and if
you want to be on a specific team.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Mere tater, just don't be surprised if you hear.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Well it was.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
All right, good, okay, Well let's go to our request
had been in the morning. We got Tommy Williams out
of Rowano, Virginia. Thomas says, could you guys play that song.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
About Rayford being a crazy guy?
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Well, I'm picking that one is what he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
That sounds right, Okay, Tommy Tator's got you coming up
next Good Morning Max Shows onto Radio. His request time,
(30:47):
Tommy Williams out of Roanoke, Virginia, because his request right now.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
All right, y'all, hush my turn, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 9 (30:57):
Special musical tribute to Robert D.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Rayford from the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Oh what a nut.
Speaker 7 (31:07):
He was born in eighteen sixty three. He's about as
old as you can be. Old Bob Rayford.
Speaker 14 (31:18):
What a nut?
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Oh what a nut.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
He's the oldest fella in the joint.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
Takes up while for him to make a point. Old
Bob Rayford isn't nothing.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Oh wow?
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Did the Big Show give this guy a live time contract?
Oh no, I think it might be time to take
it back.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Oh what a god.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Talks and talks about old folks do and stuff. I'd
say some old folks have.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Done in nuhing. Old Bob ray for going nuhing.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
He's old as hell, but.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
His wife is young and pretty. Been talking NonStop since
Afro nineteen thirty and that, my friends, is only a.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
Slight exaggeration what I have heard of that?
Speaker 7 (32:46):
Oh when was the last time I had a ham?
Oh no, now he's getting pissed off about nine tense
of a sin. If you ask me, I think this
fella's brains.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Donet coming with.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Oh what or not?
Speaker 7 (33:15):
He ain't ready to go on the shelf. Ain't a
been scared to repeat hisself. He's a tall turkey's and nothing.
Speaker 11 (33:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Oh he's old as hell, but his wife is young
and pretty. Been talking NonStop since a from nineteen thirty.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Dude, dude, Oh what.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
N dude, dude?
Speaker 5 (33:58):
He is enough?
Speaker 7 (34:02):
Oh bat the nerd?
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Hey get off.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Already?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, more than on the radio making a job on
billy album for your next special day and someone you
loves life.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
You know a lot of making character albums I had
done before.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
If you got to act zite, you're putting together key
words for this at the big box guns.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
Time the ox height, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 10 (35:05):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Pat Jack?
Speaker 10 (35:08):
Go on wanting down the hall and then find an
internal A few the slash. Oh man, it's funny the
first time, It's funny every time. Welcome the axe ache.
When off all the fall one one you need to
deal with all your what you called uh uh interfeminate
shelation trimp?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Did this? Did Ike?
Speaker 10 (35:33):
I have been very impressed with your extensive knowledge about women.
Mm hmm see Jackie and I agreed. They are a
butt load of trouble mm hm see Jackie. Some a
bigger buttload than others.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
See.
Speaker 10 (35:50):
But what's the alternative? Guys need something on those cold
loadly nights. Any ideas waiting for your replied the burger king,
did be, can hold your pink on hold yo, bun,
I ain't gonnahing drive you none, shut your holy listen.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Let me say is it my way?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Who can't say? Man?
Speaker 10 (36:13):
If I said a young guy, go on that show
American eyeball or whatever it is. But I regret, well,
you got yourself a very good questionnaire, burger boy. And
while it's the truth that women is mighty fine, hat
rolling loving down your mind, the rest of the time,
they is just a plain old newsome Almost anything else
(36:35):
will be better company for a brother, you know, winess
caake trot the Natan Woman's why even my brand new
shiny chrome plate at nine milimeters it is more comfortapatible
that's right. I said it.
Speaker 9 (36:49):
I said it.
Speaker 10 (36:50):
I read to spend time in my gun than your
average runner mil hoochie. And before are you going recuse
me of going off all half cock eye a let
me preach on it. No, here is just some of
the resonations that guns is better than women's. If you
knows what you're doing, you can trade in your tired
(37:12):
old rust at forty four for two brand new twenty two.
You can't keep one gun with you when you're traveling
and leave the other one at home and the.
Speaker 9 (37:25):
Gun at home. Don't care.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
If you dig another brother's gun and tell him so.
He'll let you try it out a few times as
long as you wipe the fingerprints off on itfore you
give it back your regular gun. Don't give a hoop
if you got a backup hits someplace. Your gun will
stay with you no matter what, even if you is
(37:50):
out of AMMO. Your gun don't take up all your
closet space. Your gun will function normally if a single
day of the month. Your gun won't spend your whole
paycheck on bullets that don't fit. Your gon needs to
(38:17):
be reloaded to keep making noise. Your gon doesn't ask
you to snuggle after you use it. If properly maintain
your gun getting more valuable as it gets older, A gun,
don't ask you do. These new handgrips make me look fast.
(38:42):
A gun don't mind if you go to sleep after
you use it. Your gun gets to the point you
can buy a silencer for your gun.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Hell you go out, and.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
How much time you got it? But there ain't no
sense in me doing have a thing. So burger brother,
that's where Ike's stand. If you still got your heart
on spending your down in dirty time with some skank
banad here a little song to sing when you'll finally
kick it her to the curb.
Speaker 9 (39:21):
Look, jacket, hold the let us hold the meat. Bend
over girl.
Speaker 10 (39:25):
Let's see that seat. That's where I planned up put
my feet. This just ain't your date, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
This is peace outs me an axe hike mail the
axe po Box seventy six sixty three, Charlotte, n C.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Two eight two four one.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
What do you mean now?
Speaker 12 (39:47):
Then?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Turns? Got up?
Speaker 10 (39:48):
Hit him again?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Big boxes.
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