February 28, 2025 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, besides our usual Friday morning favorites, we’ll look into the NBA’s departure from TNN with another Better Call Hanson segment.. - We’ve got another brand new John Boy & Billy Playhouse - this one’s entitled, “The Scarecrow”.. - Tom Sorensen brings us up to speed on the NFL’s off-season.. - If you’re looking for some quality fun for the whole family - we’ve got the details on Uncle Joe’s Fun House.. - and Mad Max will play us out with his take on how fat people are causing global warming…
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You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a hair cut. Maybe I'll ask
you to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll
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on the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with
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a horse's head or these two horses?
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Ask?
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Little roosters They're gonna use my little French rooster here,
my fake French babes work. You don't even know that
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she was real French. She just said she lord you there,
I am French.
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just to make sure I gave me a huggage just
a baby dollar on false pretenses.
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I'll be Internet.
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You just thought I was speaking French.
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bin was placed in London's Covent Gardens. The sponsor was
Kentucky Fried Chicken. Oh, I was thinking about like a
cat box or somewhere. He's no litter being. I guess
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word for everything over there. I love colonels jowing him
was having an over in Kentucky Fried Chicken. Nineteen ninety seven,
purchasers of cigarettes in the US must prove there over eighteen.
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age finally and o seven. While washing potatoes from a
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bag purchased at a market near Naples, Italy, a seventy
four year old woman discovered one of the potatoes was
actually a US made World War two grenade. Hey, what's
the matter with you? Alice, who detonated the grenades, said
it could have exploded if she had dumped it into
the pot on the stove right. Police said the grenade
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was covered with so much dirt potato pickers may not
have noticed. Oh wow, that could have been bad.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Yeah, I could have I bought this potato right.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Think about a stove on that final one.
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Don't beat yourself up.
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Listen do it one hundred big show you told free line,
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Man.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's a big show the radio for your Friday, February
and twenty eight. Major drag whan it makes your big
box mad Max fat people in global warming, there's your
key words, global fat. I bring up a lot of
things in the big box, but it's amazing, just mad
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maxim bit right.
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Right now.
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Us let's play uppers.
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It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy Billy
to give the prizes from the big prize being, Let's
go me contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing uppers.
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Have a hurry up and guest, time you love the
best time you love?
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A big shots, bad shot?
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Hid a cavin from Stevenson.
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Have of family?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, good morning, Steven, I mean Kevin, Kevin from Stephens
in Alabama. All right, I got it now he cam.
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Is that you?
Speaker 11 (06:18):
Yes it is? Is this the fresh Prince of Graham,
North Carolina?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yes it is?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh right Kevin.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
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you in birteen county peanuts.
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How about that.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
So delicious to me and healthy?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Five work in five seconds. Give us three places you
see litter ready to go.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
My neighbor's yard, my floorboard, and what comes out of
John Boy's mouth.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Work shopping ce material out of Stephens in Alabama. There's
more today to day we go personal Kevin. Three things
that require you to be eighteen Ready go.
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Get in a bar folk, watch your rated RM movie.
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And for the win. Three things you cook on the stove.
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Ready go, no hanger in age pack and cheese eggs
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And again, Man, I need to give you my jelly recipe, Kevin,
if you going that home ailway.
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Buddy, Okay, put it in the box.
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Jack have me doing some dictation for you here to
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Speaker 11 (07:49):
Appreciate y'all too. And I'm gonna give a shout out
to the women that do all the work there. They
would be Tater and Jackie. And if you surround yourself
with good people, John Boyd always makes you look more
intelligent and you get raking the money.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Hello, Hall of Fame, Thank you, nice Friday. Here morning,
twenty minutes to go. Now you need trailer park funk, mister.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Rubarb, Oh the twenty minutes. Good morning. It made shows
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on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'm finding one in two from my Heart and the
Junior Nation.
Speaker 10 (09:06):
Man, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 12 (09:12):
The Junior Nation Man presents a more or less true
story feature in Carl the Cook and the legendary nature
boy himself, mister Rick Flair. It goes exactly like the
Bud Wiser's ice coat.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
We just bought a but this one for them slick girls.
Them hick girls. They white as hell. Stylent profiling way
outside the city. Got caml from bast pro. Gonna kiss
myself so pretty?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Too hot?
Speaker 10 (09:42):
Call the trailer park manager.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's too hot.
Speaker 10 (09:46):
You know I ain't no amateur.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's too hot.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
Say my name, you know who?
Speaker 7 (09:52):
I am?
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Too hot and I'm slapping out of money. Man, let
me hold a dollar, Man me hold a dollar. Y'all
give a little holler, because Traylor Park funk gonna give
it to you.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Traylor Park falk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
Traylor Park Funk gonna.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
Give it to you on Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Call the neighborhood wh.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
WHOA, call the neighbor hood wash.
Speaker 10 (10:27):
WHOA call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash. Call
the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait,
hold on, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed
the check. Were about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, Josa, Alabama.
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Bring that little waitress. She's a bad mamma.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Jam too hard.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
It's designated driver time too, God got drunken driving. There
is a crying too hard. I might need some waffle
house too hard. My head's kind of spinny. Man, Lend
me hold a dollar, Man, lend me hold a dollar.
Y'all give them a little holler, because trailer park falk
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gonna give it to you. Trailer park funk gonna give
it to you. Trailer park funk gonna give it to
you Saturday night, and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Who woo call the neighborhood, Who woo call the neighborhood?
Speaker 10 (11:45):
Wash call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood? Was call
the neighborhood? Was hey, hey, hey, hey woo.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Neighbor called the neighborhood.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
Why call the neighborhood called the neighborhood? You know, Rare,
I love you to death, but you can be a
little bit high man.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Good mornin big shows on the radio. And here here
is mister Trubarb. Thank you give me the beat. Okay,
good morning, boys and girls.
Speaker 13 (13:00):
This is your vaguely creepy old pal, mister Rubart. And
this is mister Rubarb's story time. Once upon a time,
there was a young man who lived in a far
off country in Africa called Singala. It was a poor
country where the people all lived in simple grass huts.
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His name was Ongo. Ongo was in love with a
beautiful girl named Nyla. One day, Ongo asked Nala to
be his wife, and she said yes. But a few
weeks before they were to be married, Nala got a
letter from the United Nations that said she had won
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a full scholarship to the John Hopkins School of Medicine
in the United States. Oh, Ongo, she said, I can't
go to America. You and I are about to be married. No, no,
said Ongo. You must this scholarship. Your dream of becoming
a doctor is about to come true. When your schooling
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is finished, you can come back to Singala and help
our people eliminate disease. There will be time for us
to get married later. I will wait for you. Nala's
heart was breaking, but she knew Ongo was right. She
told him, hold on to your kind and generous heart
and give it to me when I returned. Shortly after
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Nala left for America, Singala went to war with a
nearby country of a kabutu Onngo was called to serve
in his country's army. Singala was a poor country whose
people lived in simple grass huts. Akabutu was a rich
country with thousands of well trained soldiers, but after many
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months they were defeated by the army of Singala, led
by Ongo, who had become a great and ruthless warlord.
Their victory, Singala marched into the King of Aka w
two's palace and took away his most prized possession, a
throne made of solid gold. After the war, Ongo became
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the new king of Singala. He marked the occasion by
placing the solid gold throne in the middle of his
grass hut as a reminder of his great victory over
his enemy. One morning, a messenger arrived and said, King Ono,
an old friend is here to see you. Her name
is doctor Nalla. Onngo's old love had returned as she promised,
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but Ongo realized he was no longer the kind, gentle
boy she had left behind, but a cruel war lord
sitting on a stolen golden threshing. Of what stolen grolden throne?
I had it right the first, Yet pierced with guilt,
Onngo ordered his servants to hide the golden throne by
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lifting it up to the rafts of the grass hut
with ropes. The throne was hidden away chest as Nallah
entered the hut. Oh Ongo, my love, she said, you
have become a great and powerful man. Nonsense, said Ongo,
I am the same humble boy you fell in love with.
At that very moment, the rope holding the golden throne
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broke and it came crashing down on King Ongo, killing
him instantly. The moral of the story, people who live
in grasshouses shouldn't stow thrones. And that's it for another
home run edition of Mister Rhubarb Summertime Story Time till
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we meet again. This is mister Rhubarb saying peace out,
hang loose word to you, Obama, cousins are good for
practice later, Taters.
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This big show on your radio, Thanks for joining us
this morning.
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over for your lift back.
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Wow.
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Try the morning make shows on the radio. Now is
when we call all happy boys.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubble feeling in my bone says, I have my weed bubble.
I'mna have to be boy. I'ma have to be boy.
Oh we did good. When things are going here? We hey,
my little box spot got hit by a car. Bubbleb
but his guns in the box and put him in
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a drawer. Oh, i'ma have to be boy. I'm happy
be boy.
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Oh and good when things are going here?
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We oh for God, all about it for a month
and a half. I looked through the drawer and started
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to laugh because i'm'a have a beat boy. I have
beat boy. Oh and good when things are going here, we.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Hey, good morning. Big shows on the radio coming up.
We played John Boy Jeopardy for one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of Ball's not cleaning products made in the
USA check out when you click on the link at
the Big Show dot Com. Well, me and Jackie been
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talking about our favorite NBA show on TNT. It was Ernie, Charles,
Kenny and Shaq was watching All Star Weekend. They were
doing a big deal like about Ernie is he retiring
or something? And then come to find out they are
leaving no more NBA on TNT. I said, all right, man,
I got to find out here's where we better call
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Hanson and we got him on the phone right now.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Good morning, Terry.
Speaker 17 (20:16):
Hello, they're guys. How do you have a great dude.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Man, we're doing awesome. Thanks for talking to us and
Tarry what us talking about? And I was thinking, didn't
you do the first NBA deal for Ted on TVSTN T.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Like that I did.
Speaker 17 (20:32):
But you remember back in the day, back in eighty two,
I told you we were elephant hunting, right right, and
that's what he was looking for, big property. So I
knew what you wanted to talk about today. But instead
of me researching, I called my old administrative assistant, Michelle's
or Zaka, and she's been doing this. I brought her
to the company in soccer and she's now there forty
(20:53):
five years later and she's in charge of all the
studio guys and everything. So yeah, David Stern, I think
the best commission in all sports. He was new, he
was new to the job, and he understood the superstation
and I took Ted up to meet him, and he
brought him down to Atlanta and we got very personal
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with him. We liked him and he liked us, and
that's how deals are made. I mean, David liked us.
And then it reminds me about five or ten years
ago when I was in the studio with you guys
on the air. I looked and I had a call
from two to one two. I didn't recognize and I
hit it. He said, Terry, it's David Stern.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I went, WHOA.
Speaker 17 (21:36):
So I walked outside. I go, David Stern, how did
you get my number? He said, Terry, I'm David Stern.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I said, okay.
Speaker 17 (21:44):
So we got the deal for the nineteen eighty four season,
and funny enough, I left, and incidentally, David died in
twenty twenty. So I left and went on to PGA tour.
Before I left, he me to go come to do
something for the Denver Nuggets, but instead I ended up
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in Charlotte. And then so it's been on TBS or
TNT from eighty four to twenty four. I mean, it's
a long run. But you know, Warner Brothers Discovery is
the new owner, and quite frankly, they blew it last year.
One guy said, well, you know, we don't really need
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the NBA. Well, that's all they needed to hear because
Amazon's gonna be involved and all this kind of stuff.
So Turner is not gonna have this for the first
time since eighty four because they blew it. And when
they blew it, it hurt my heart because we worked so
hard on it, you know. So now Ernie, Charles Kenny
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and Shack they're gonna be on ESPN, but it's gonna
be the same. Look, you won't tell the difference because
there's gonna be the same producers and the same people.
So you'll see the same show, but it's on ESPN
and get this an eleven year deal. They're gonna be there.
But in return, turn gets some college football playoff games
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and they get some Big twelve stuff. But they're gone.
I'm sorry, they're gone. Like I said, it hurt my heart.
We worked hard to get it. But yeah, that's what
That's how things are playing off these days.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
That's so ESPN is the one that wound up with it,
and they're just bringing like you said, Ernie, Charles Kenny
and Shack over there be doing the same thing that
been doing it so many years on tn T.
Speaker 17 (23:37):
For all I know, guys, because I've done this. For
all I know, they could be in Atlanta when they're
doing it right, they'd almost be on their same setus sept.
I wouldn't say TBS that doctor had to go to
Bristol to do it, though, probably do it from Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Well, that's why we call you, buddy. I can't believe
when I first started watching NBA on TBS and T
and T a little bit, I know eight years later
become a good friend of the guy who started it all,
and here you are over thirty years later doing better.
Call Hanson, go figure. I love this life, buddy.
Speaker 17 (24:10):
And when I came to Charlotte, one of the first
things I saw was a magazine cover of some guy
looked like he was praying it with belly out will
Did I know I ever meet this guy?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
And I'm doing him right now?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
And see me in my underwear many times after that
forget that's my good friends of ah deary. We love you, buddy.
When something else comes up, you know who we gonna call.
Speaker 17 (24:37):
Yeah, call Hanson, AhR.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Buddy, have a great rest of your death.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I did. Well, let's play come on, John Boy Jeopardy.
All right, then let's review yesterday's question on the vintage
TV sitcom The Brady Bunch. These six kids had to
share just one bathroom and it didn't even have one
of these what is it twelt? It was a toilet.
We found out good toilet facts and TV history. If
you missed it, listen to yesterday's podcast of the twenty
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seven because.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
He ain't going through it again.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Dolphins have more of these than
any other mammal. What are patients?
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Have you seen?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
What these dolphins that go through a lot of patients
measure that? But what y'all got?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
One?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line. Come on
and play John Boy Jeopardy next.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Live on Now.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
There's a big show.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
On the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
We are rolling through your Friday morning, February. Hey, there's
feature track from the Big Show. Bit blocks, mad Max,
fat people, and global warming. There's her keywords global fat,
the mid box at the Big Show dot com there
right now, let's play yes live across America. It's John
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Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
And now a man.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Who says this global warming stuff is nothing new.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
He learned about it way back in grammar school. Of course,
back then they were calling it weather. He's John Boy,
and I know let's say hey.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Too, somebody than Jackie has on the telephone and to
play Johnny Boy Jeopardy with us. Now it's Brian, b
jo don't there and saving us panicking run around looking
for pieces of paper here, Oh there you are, Brian.
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Oh you look but out of afton Tennessee. Yes, sir,
all right, it's working out, buddy. You got the first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So dolphins have
more of these than any other mammal Hanson said super
Bowl before we hung up on him, So don't worry
about that.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
There.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
What do you think about the.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Looking in their mouth?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
They got quite a few teeth.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Teeth.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Wow, I had a chance to look in the dolphin's
mouth the thing. Let's see if it helps you out
on John Boy Jeopardy show us teeth.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I remember when I took all y'all.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Out on the on the boat to swim with the
dolphins in the Gulf of Mexico and America America. We
almost ended up living with the fishes. Swim with the dolphins,
live with a fish. When I got him back safe,
it was wonderful. Brian.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
You get a bit there of it.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Hey, body worked out for you one hundred twenty dollars
where the bulls not cleaning products head to you over napton.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Can I give a shout out? Of course you can.
I want to give out.
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A good shout out all the guys at Green County
Solid Waste for what they do.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
All ride y'all Green County boys, appreciate you listening to
the big show. All right. Before we get into adult
dolphins can have up to two hundred and sixty teeth. Wow,
despite having so many, they swallow their food whole and
only use their teeth for grasping. And they don't even
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chew what some they're the smartest one of those and
they well, yeah, good morning, it's make shown alradio. Oh
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all right then ready we got my spirits off of
a Friday morning tune. We love to hear the rap masters.
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Alright, turn it up, Jackie, oh, John Boy Billy, Everything
is going to be all right, John Boy Billy, you
know you are the best.
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Come on now, clap your hands, sing along.
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With us, because we are the rap masters. Earth Man
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Singer rapper Kelly.
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Cannot just make her a CD, so we all need
to go through this.
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Good Morning, It's a Big Shoulder Radio Friday morning, last
day of February.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Say on the weekend, over with a brand new mon
a that work.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Now I got a brand new scrip action.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Hello friends, you're old pal bird Bird Here with another
skull scrambling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's
episode The Scarecrow. As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp
is tending his garden.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
B to the'll are you in beer?
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Run losey, oh lousay? Could you fetch your adorable dumpling
another beer?
Speaker 17 (31:20):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (31:20):
If my adorable dumpling you beat by pasty phased little
balls suet in a pizza unhat, Yeah, I could do that.
There's your beer. The gardens looking pretty.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Good, pretty good, and a pretty good lucy.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You should know by now that has dothings most love it.
That's food mascot.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
I can't do anything half assed. It's gotta be whole
assed or nothing. This garden has no exception. Now, if
this garden wasn't one of the city's highlights, that would
reflect on my standing in the pizzure on Empire. Haven't
you ever noticed how people stop and take pictures when
I'm out there?
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Yeah, they must think the garddobe come to life.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Another little comedy, jalapeno on the old pepper bush.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
Oh, I'm just teasing you. Always have a decent cromp.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
I got cucumbers as big as ball backs, maters the
size of soft balls, and them green bean plants got
so many beans on them.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
And it look like a marshan with dreadlocks.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
So that's a string.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Hey, I'm work shopping material here. Okay, of course I
got a good crop. I spent years experiment with the
right soil, the right minerals, finding just the right spot
for the sun and the shade. This, this right here
is a product of years of hard work.
Speaker 9 (32:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
Now, you just need to get a proper scarecrow.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I've had this one since we got married. It has
never failed me. Varmits.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
Can one look at that thing and head for the hills?
Crows sit over on the fence yonder and stare at
it in terror. Why in the world would I quit
using what works?
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Well, mama's arms are getting tired, and.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
We hope you enjoyed. John Boy and Billy playhouse. Damn it,
Lucy she button hup top two buttons to get int
the crows come back to the next time when we'll
hear Lucy's aging scarecrow.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Mother say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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A way he hunt well, hark hot hold hand. Everyone
know that's l list is lut list is Let listen
go holados fast is loud lists lest Oh, honey, God,
I'm coming over you.
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No, I know.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
What. Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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Man tell you all about my new Southern rock man.
We got the next generation of Southern rockers coming up
with Jive Mother Mary, gonna get you something playing the
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Tell you about that.
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In a second. I want to give you your one
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about Jib Mother Mary, our new favorite Southern rock bands
playing tonight in Maryville, Tennessee. Is outside Knoxville at the Shed.
Shout out to Jay and Indy take care of our boys.
So this is a free show, y'all. So if you
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get a chance, get out Friday night, drive to Maryville
at the Shed and see our boys, Jib Mother Mary,
check out mace A Love and lead vocals on this deal.
Here's their latest It's called make It Out Alive.
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Now I ain't been myself.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Reminds of this sense, So where's my head been called up?
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Ben thegied.
Speaker 9 (36:46):
Fellow, my man, get out of my.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Just cain't seen to get together. Black cloud above my
hell that's always still.
Speaker 16 (37:05):
Doing painful ever since I've fell up off the weather, honey,
ain't nor's more the well, I ain't gonna change unless
you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yesterday.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
This struggle to survive.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
All just trying to live.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
Don't get it book, You ain't no one gonna make
it outa.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Life, don't you read?
Speaker 16 (37:49):
There's more than me I can see. Ye.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
That's crime.
Speaker 9 (37:57):
Shame that you ain't got no one else to blame,
but the blame of me.
Speaker 16 (38:13):
Whatever helps you to fry.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
You just remember the baby may.
Speaker 9 (38:22):
No one don't know. Maybe it all.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I ain't gonna change.
Speaker 12 (38:54):
And let you want it to.
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It's today, chuckle.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
All they.
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Get it.
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Ain't no one don't.
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Make it.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Look that's good stuff. And you check out the videos.
See what the boys look like the John Boy Billy
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That's my boy right there.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Ah did Well, let's play beat the Blonde. Here we
go one eight hundred, big show. We'll get a contestant.
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Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a hair cut. Maybe I'll ask
you to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll
just ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with
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a horse's head or these two horses?
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Ask?
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Good morning? It's a big should the radio me cog
doodle doo?
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Little roosters They're gonna use my little French rooster here,
my fake French babes work. You don't even know that
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she was real French. She just said she lord you there,
I am French.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
You were like you are making some French words to it,
just to make sure I gave me a huggage just
a baby dollar on false pretenses.
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I'll be Internet.
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You just thought I was speaking French.
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I'm the only saying sun beach here cheers. See I'm
from France too.
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Speaker 8 (03:00):
Need to know.
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Some beach men. Nineteen eighty nine, the world's largest litter
bin was placed in London's Covent Gardens. The sponsor was
Kentucky Fried Chicken. Oh, I was thinking about like a
cat box or somewhere. He's no litter being. I guess
that's a trash can. I except I got a different
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word for everything over there. I love colonels jowing him
was having an over in Kentucky Fried Chicken. Nineteen ninety seven,
purchasers of cigarettes in the US must prove there over eighteen.
That was' until ninety seven could be yeah, up the
age finally and o seven. While washing potatoes from a
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bag purchased at a market near Naples, Italy, a seventy
four year old woman discovered one of the potatoes was
actually a US made World War two grenade. Hey, what's
the matter with you? Alice, who detonated the grenades, said
it could have exploded if she had dumped it into
the pot on the stove right. Police said the grenade
(04:08):
was covered with so much dirt potato pickers may not
have noticed. Oh wow, that could have been bad.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Yeah, I could have I bought this potato right.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Think about a stove on that final one.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Don't beat yourself up.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Listen do it one hundred big show you told free line,
We play out burst next.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Man.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's a big show the radio for your Friday, February
and twenty eight. Major drag whan it makes your big
box mad Max fat people in global warming, there's your
key words, global fat. I bring up a lot of
things in the big box, but it's amazing, just mad
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maxim bit right.
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Right now.
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Us let's play uppers.
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It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy Billy
to give the prizes from the big prize being, Let's
go me contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing uppers.
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Have a hurry up and guest, time you love the
best time you love?
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A big shots, bad shot?
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Hid a cavin from Stevenson.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Have of family?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, good morning, Steven, I mean Kevin, Kevin from Stephens
in Alabama. All right, I got it now he cam.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
Is that you?
Speaker 11 (06:18):
Yes it is? Is this the fresh Prince of Graham,
North Carolina?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yes it is?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh right Kevin.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Well, let's get you through these three categories and get
you in birteen county peanuts.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
How about that.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
So delicious to me and healthy?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Five work in five seconds. Give us three places you
see litter ready to go.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
My neighbor's yard, my floorboard, and what comes out of
John Boy's mouth.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Work shopping ce material out of Stephens in Alabama. There's
more today to day we go personal Kevin. Three things
that require you to be eighteen Ready go.
Speaker 11 (07:11):
Get in a bar folk, watch your rated RM movie.
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And for the win. Three things you cook on the stove.
Speaker 11 (07:22):
Ready go, no hanger in age pack and cheese eggs
and whorml chilly in the camp.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And again, Man, I need to give you my jelly recipe, Kevin,
if you going that home ailway.
Speaker 11 (07:36):
Buddy, Okay, put it in the box.
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Jack have me doing some dictation for you here to
get Canada's prize by you gotta cam Appreciate you, Buddy.
Speaker 11 (07:49):
Appreciate y'all too. And I'm gonna give a shout out
to the women that do all the work there. They
would be Tater and Jackie. And if you surround yourself
with good people, John Boyd always makes you look more
intelligent and you get raking the money.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Hello, Hall of Fame, Thank you, nice Friday. Here morning,
twenty minutes to go. Now you need trailer park funk, mister.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Rubarb, Oh the twenty minutes. Good morning. It made shows
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on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'm finding one in two from my Heart and the
Junior Nation.
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Man, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 12 (09:12):
The Junior Nation Man presents a more or less true
story feature in Carl the Cook and the legendary nature
boy himself, mister Rick Flair. It goes exactly like the
Bud Wiser's ice coat.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
We just bought a but this one for them slick girls.
Them hick girls. They white as hell. Stylent profiling way
outside the city. Got caml from bast pro. Gonna kiss
myself so pretty?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Too hot?
Speaker 10 (09:42):
Call the trailer park manager.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's too hot.
Speaker 10 (09:46):
You know I ain't no amateur.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's too hot.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
Say my name, you know who?
Speaker 7 (09:52):
I am?
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Too hot and I'm slapping out of money. Man, let
me hold a dollar, Man me hold a dollar. Y'all
give a little holler, because Traylor Park funk gonna give
it to you.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Traylor Park falk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
Traylor Park Funk gonna.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
Give it to you on Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Call the neighborhood wh.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
WHOA, call the neighbor hood wash.
Speaker 10 (10:27):
WHOA call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash. Call
the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait,
hold on, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed
the check. Were about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, Josa, Alabama.
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Bring that little waitress. She's a bad mamma.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Jam too hard.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
It's designated driver time too, God got drunken driving. There
is a crying too hard. I might need some waffle
house too hard. My head's kind of spinny. Man, Lend
me hold a dollar, Man, lend me hold a dollar.
Y'all give them a little holler, because trailer park falk
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gonna give it to you. Trailer park funk gonna give
it to you. Trailer park funk gonna give it to
you Saturday night, and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Who woo call the neighborhood, Who woo call the neighborhood?
Speaker 10 (11:45):
Wash call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood? Was call
the neighborhood? Was hey, hey, hey, hey woo.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Neighbor called the neighborhood.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
Why call the neighborhood called the neighborhood? You know, Rare,
I love you to death, but you can be a
little bit high man.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Good mornin big shows on the radio. And here here
is mister Trubarb. Thank you give me the beat. Okay,
good morning, boys and girls.
Speaker 13 (13:00):
This is your vaguely creepy old pal, mister Rubart. And
this is mister Rubarb's story time. Once upon a time,
there was a young man who lived in a far
off country in Africa called Singala. It was a poor
country where the people all lived in simple grass huts.
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His name was Ongo. Ongo was in love with a
beautiful girl named Nyla. One day, Ongo asked Nala to
be his wife, and she said yes. But a few
weeks before they were to be married, Nala got a
letter from the United Nations that said she had won
(13:43):
a full scholarship to the John Hopkins School of Medicine
in the United States. Oh, Ongo, she said, I can't
go to America. You and I are about to be married. No, no,
said Ongo. You must this scholarship. Your dream of becoming
a doctor is about to come true. When your schooling
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is finished, you can come back to Singala and help
our people eliminate disease. There will be time for us
to get married later. I will wait for you. Nala's
heart was breaking, but she knew Ongo was right. She
told him, hold on to your kind and generous heart
and give it to me when I returned. Shortly after
(14:29):
Nala left for America, Singala went to war with a
nearby country of a kabutu Onngo was called to serve
in his country's army. Singala was a poor country whose
people lived in simple grass huts. Akabutu was a rich
country with thousands of well trained soldiers, but after many
(14:51):
months they were defeated by the army of Singala, led
by Ongo, who had become a great and ruthless warlord.
Their victory, Singala marched into the King of Aka w
two's palace and took away his most prized possession, a
throne made of solid gold. After the war, Ongo became
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the new king of Singala. He marked the occasion by
placing the solid gold throne in the middle of his
grass hut as a reminder of his great victory over
his enemy. One morning, a messenger arrived and said, King Ono,
an old friend is here to see you. Her name
is doctor Nalla. Onngo's old love had returned as she promised,
(15:38):
but Ongo realized he was no longer the kind, gentle
boy she had left behind, but a cruel war lord
sitting on a stolen golden threshing. Of what stolen grolden throne?
I had it right the first, Yet pierced with guilt,
Onngo ordered his servants to hide the golden throne by
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lifting it up to the rafts of the grass hut
with ropes. The throne was hidden away chest as Nallah
entered the hut. Oh Ongo, my love, she said, you
have become a great and powerful man. Nonsense, said Ongo,
I am the same humble boy you fell in love with.
At that very moment, the rope holding the golden throne
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broke and it came crashing down on King Ongo, killing
him instantly. The moral of the story, people who live
in grasshouses shouldn't stow thrones. And that's it for another
home run edition of Mister Rhubarb Summertime Story Time till
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we meet again. This is mister Rhubarb saying peace out,
hang loose word to you, Obama, cousins are good for
practice later, Taters.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
This big show on your radio, Thanks for joining us
this morning.
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Oh I love all those fine big drown radio Man
Water Winch Cousin, Brusie, walt Man, jack Yohn Boy and
Belly All.
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Job Boy. Belly had only two white men. Never make
me more.
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WHOA, I feel so varnable your lift back, We walk
over for your lift back.
Speaker 16 (17:36):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Try the morning make shows on the radio. Now is
when we call all happy boys.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubble feeling in my bone says, I have my weed bubble.
I'mna have to be boy. I'ma have to be boy.
Oh we did good. When things are going here? We hey,
my little box spot got hit by a car. Bubbleb
but his guns in the box and put him in
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a drawer. Oh, i'ma have to be boy. I'm happy
be boy.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Oh and good when things are going here?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
We oh for God, all about it for a month
and a half. I looked through the drawer and started
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to laugh because i'm'a have a beat boy. I have
beat boy. Oh and good when things are going here, we.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Hey, good morning. Big shows on the radio coming up.
We played John Boy Jeopardy for one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of Ball's not cleaning products made in the
USA check out when you click on the link at
the Big Show dot Com. Well, me and Jackie been
(19:51):
talking about our favorite NBA show on TNT. It was Ernie, Charles,
Kenny and Shaq was watching All Star Weekend. They were
doing a big deal like about Ernie is he retiring
or something? And then come to find out they are
leaving no more NBA on TNT. I said, all right, man,
I got to find out here's where we better call
(20:12):
Hanson and we got him on the phone right now.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Good morning, Terry.
Speaker 17 (20:16):
Hello, they're guys. How do you have a great dude.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Man, we're doing awesome. Thanks for talking to us and
Tarry what us talking about? And I was thinking, didn't
you do the first NBA deal for Ted on TVSTN T.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Like that I did.
Speaker 17 (20:32):
But you remember back in the day, back in eighty two,
I told you we were elephant hunting, right right, and
that's what he was looking for, big property. So I
knew what you wanted to talk about today. But instead
of me researching, I called my old administrative assistant, Michelle's
or Zaka, and she's been doing this. I brought her
to the company in soccer and she's now there forty
(20:53):
five years later and she's in charge of all the
studio guys and everything. So yeah, David Stern, I think
the best commission in all sports. He was new, he
was new to the job, and he understood the superstation
and I took Ted up to meet him, and he
brought him down to Atlanta and we got very personal
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with him. We liked him and he liked us, and
that's how deals are made. I mean, David liked us.
And then it reminds me about five or ten years
ago when I was in the studio with you guys
on the air. I looked and I had a call
from two to one two. I didn't recognize and I
hit it. He said, Terry, it's David Stern.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I went, WHOA.
Speaker 17 (21:36):
So I walked outside. I go, David Stern, how did
you get my number? He said, Terry, I'm David Stern.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I said, okay.
Speaker 17 (21:44):
So we got the deal for the nineteen eighty four season,
and funny enough, I left, and incidentally, David died in
twenty twenty. So I left and went on to PGA tour.
Before I left, he me to go come to do
something for the Denver Nuggets, but instead I ended up
(22:05):
in Charlotte. And then so it's been on TBS or
TNT from eighty four to twenty four. I mean, it's
a long run. But you know, Warner Brothers Discovery is
the new owner, and quite frankly, they blew it last year.
One guy said, well, you know, we don't really need
(22:27):
the NBA. Well, that's all they needed to hear because
Amazon's gonna be involved and all this kind of stuff.
So Turner is not gonna have this for the first
time since eighty four because they blew it. And when
they blew it, it hurt my heart because we worked so
hard on it, you know. So now Ernie, Charles Kenny
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and Shack they're gonna be on ESPN, but it's gonna
be the same. Look, you won't tell the difference because
there's gonna be the same producers and the same people.
So you'll see the same show, but it's on ESPN
and get this an eleven year deal. They're gonna be there.
But in return, turn gets some college football playoff games
(23:11):
and they get some Big twelve stuff. But they're gone.
I'm sorry, they're gone. Like I said, it hurt my heart.
We worked hard to get it. But yeah, that's what
That's how things are playing off these days.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
That's so ESPN is the one that wound up with it,
and they're just bringing like you said, Ernie, Charles Kenny
and Shack over there be doing the same thing that
been doing it so many years on tn T.
Speaker 17 (23:37):
For all I know, guys, because I've done this. For
all I know, they could be in Atlanta when they're
doing it right, they'd almost be on their same setus sept.
I wouldn't say TBS that doctor had to go to
Bristol to do it, though, probably do it from Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Well, that's why we call you, buddy. I can't believe
when I first started watching NBA on TBS and T
and T a little bit, I know eight years later
become a good friend of the guy who started it all,
and here you are over thirty years later doing better.
Call Hanson, go figure. I love this life, buddy.
Speaker 17 (24:10):
And when I came to Charlotte, one of the first
things I saw was a magazine cover of some guy
looked like he was praying it with belly out will
Did I know I ever meet this guy?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
And I'm doing him right now?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
And see me in my underwear many times after that
forget that's my good friends of ah deary. We love you, buddy.
When something else comes up, you know who we gonna call.
Speaker 17 (24:37):
Yeah, call Hanson, AhR.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Buddy, have a great rest of your death.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I did. Well, let's play come on, John Boy Jeopardy.
All right, then let's review yesterday's question on the vintage
TV sitcom The Brady Bunch. These six kids had to
share just one bathroom and it didn't even have one
of these what is it twelt? It was a toilet.
We found out good toilet facts and TV history. If
you missed it, listen to yesterday's podcast of the twenty
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seven because.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
He ain't going through it again.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Dolphins have more of these than
any other mammal. What are patients?
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Have you seen?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
What these dolphins that go through a lot of patients
measure that? But what y'all got?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
One?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line. Come on
and play John Boy Jeopardy next.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Live on Now.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
There's a big show.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
On the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
We are rolling through your Friday morning, February. Hey, there's
feature track from the Big Show. Bit blocks, mad Max,
fat people, and global warming. There's her keywords global fat,
the mid box at the Big Show dot com there
right now, let's play yes live across America. It's John
(26:20):
Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
And now a man.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Who says this global warming stuff is nothing new.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
He learned about it way back in grammar school. Of course,
back then they were calling it weather. He's John Boy,
and I know let's say hey.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Too, somebody than Jackie has on the telephone and to
play Johnny Boy Jeopardy with us. Now it's Brian, b
jo don't there and saving us panicking run around looking
for pieces of paper here, Oh there you are, Brian.
(26:59):
Oh you look but out of afton Tennessee. Yes, sir,
all right, it's working out, buddy. You got the first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So dolphins have
more of these than any other mammal Hanson said super
Bowl before we hung up on him, So don't worry
about that.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
There.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
What do you think about the.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Looking in their mouth?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
They got quite a few teeth.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Teeth.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Wow, I had a chance to look in the dolphin's
mouth the thing. Let's see if it helps you out
on John Boy Jeopardy show us teeth.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I remember when I took all y'all.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Out on the on the boat to swim with the
dolphins in the Gulf of Mexico and America America. We
almost ended up living with the fishes. Swim with the dolphins,
live with a fish. When I got him back safe,
it was wonderful. Brian.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
You get a bit there of it.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Hey, body worked out for you one hundred twenty dollars
where the bulls not cleaning products head to you over napton.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
That's great.
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Can I give a shout out? Of course you can.
I want to give out.
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A good shout out all the guys at Green County
Solid Waste for what they do.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
All ride y'all Green County boys, appreciate you listening to
the big show. All right. Before we get into adult
dolphins can have up to two hundred and sixty teeth. Wow,
despite having so many, they swallow their food whole and
only use their teeth for grasping. And they don't even
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chew what some they're the smartest one of those and
they well, yeah, good morning, it's make shown alradio. Oh
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all right then ready we got my spirits off of
a Friday morning tune. We love to hear the rap masters.
Speaker 9 (29:39):
Alright, turn it up, Jackie, oh, John Boy Billy, Everything
is going to be all right, John Boy Billy, you
know you are the best.
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Come on now, clap your hands, sing along.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
With us, because we are the rap masters. Earth Man
Singer Kelly Rappers, you have different your show for the more.
Speaker 17 (30:01):
They're the rock and roll station ten years and coming more.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Singer rapper Kelly.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Cannot just make her a CD, so we all need
to go through this.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Good Morning, It's a Big Shoulder Radio Friday morning, last
day of February.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Say on the weekend, over with a brand new mon
a that work.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Now I got a brand new scrip action.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Hello friends, you're old pal bird Bird Here with another
skull scrambling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's
episode The Scarecrow. As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp
is tending his garden.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
B to the'll are you in beer?
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Run losey, oh lousay? Could you fetch your adorable dumpling
another beer?
Speaker 17 (31:20):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (31:20):
If my adorable dumpling you beat by pasty phased little
balls suet in a pizza unhat, Yeah, I could do that.
There's your beer. The gardens looking pretty.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Good, pretty good, and a pretty good lucy.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You should know by now that has dothings most love it.
That's food mascot.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
I can't do anything half assed. It's gotta be whole
assed or nothing. This garden has no exception. Now, if
this garden wasn't one of the city's highlights, that would
reflect on my standing in the pizzure on Empire. Haven't
you ever noticed how people stop and take pictures when
I'm out there?
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Yeah, they must think the garddobe come to life.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Another little comedy, jalapeno on the old pepper bush.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
Oh, I'm just teasing you. Always have a decent cromp.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
I got cucumbers as big as ball backs, maters the
size of soft balls, and them green bean plants got
so many beans on them.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
And it look like a marshan with dreadlocks.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
So that's a string.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Hey, I'm work shopping material here. Okay, of course I
got a good crop. I spent years experiment with the
right soil, the right minerals, finding just the right spot
for the sun and the shade. This, this right here
is a product of years of hard work.
Speaker 9 (32:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
Now, you just need to get a proper scarecrow.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I've had this one since we got married. It has
never failed me. Varmits.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
Can one look at that thing and head for the hills?
Crows sit over on the fence yonder and stare at
it in terror. Why in the world would I quit
using what works?
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Well, mama's arms are getting tired, and.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
We hope you enjoyed. John Boy and Billy playhouse. Damn it,
Lucy she button hup top two buttons to get int
the crows come back to the next time when we'll
hear Lucy's aging scarecrow.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Mother say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 18 (33:22):
A way he hunt well, hark hot hold hand. Everyone
know that's l list is lut list is Let listen
go holados fast is loud lists lest Oh, honey, God,
I'm coming over you.
Speaker 16 (33:41):
No, I know.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
What. Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
(34:21):
Man tell you all about my new Southern rock man.
We got the next generation of Southern rockers coming up
with Jive Mother Mary, gonna get you something playing the
shed in Maryville, Tennessee, tonight.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Tell you about that.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
In a second. I want to give you your one
hour warning for a John Boy's Wonderful Thing number one
hundred and thirty two. Check out the Capital n Ra
Gold niggas a peil Pen now give away in one
hour from right now. Jive Mother maryon minutes. So we
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Good morning, got the big show on the radio coming up.
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take care of you all right. Hang on, we'll play
for you to win it in minutes and tell you
about Jib Mother Mary, our new favorite Southern rock bands
playing tonight in Maryville, Tennessee. Is outside Knoxville at the Shed.
Shout out to Jay and Indy take care of our boys.
So this is a free show, y'all. So if you
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get a chance, get out Friday night, drive to Maryville
at the Shed and see our boys, Jib Mother Mary,
check out mace A Love and lead vocals on this deal.
Here's their latest It's called make It Out Alive.
Speaker 9 (36:29):
Now I ain't been myself.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Reminds of this sense, So where's my head been called up?
Speaker 6 (36:42):
Ben thegied.
Speaker 9 (36:46):
Fellow, my man, get out of my.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Just cain't seen to get together. Black cloud above my
hell that's always still.
Speaker 16 (37:05):
Doing painful ever since I've fell up off the weather, honey,
ain't nor's more the well, I ain't gonna change unless
you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yesterday.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
This struggle to survive.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
All just trying to live.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
Don't get it book, You ain't no one gonna make
it outa.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Life, don't you read?
Speaker 16 (37:49):
There's more than me I can see. Ye.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
That's crime.
Speaker 9 (37:57):
Shame that you ain't got no one else to blame,
but the blame of me.
Speaker 16 (38:13):
Whatever helps you to fry.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
You just remember the baby may.
Speaker 9 (38:22):
No one don't know. Maybe it all.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I ain't gonna change.
Speaker 12 (38:54):
And let you want it to.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
It's today, chuckle.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
All they.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Get it.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Ain't no one don't.
Speaker 7 (39:11):
Make it.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Look that's good stuff. And you check out the videos.
See what the boys look like the John Boy Billy
Facebook page. Yes, Sherman Pratt gain't a little way over.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
That's my boy right there.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Ah did Well, let's play beat the Blonde. Here we
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