March 13, 2025 • 47 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, We acknowledge the birth of the science fiction author turned religious leader, L. Ron Hubbard.. - First up, we’ll have Carl Childers explain the story of Scientology.. - Then we’ll check in with our agent Murray on the subject.. - and finally, we’ll gather around the Big Show roundtable for a discussion.. - Plus, we’ll introduce a brand new segment to our show called Meditations with Monica and help get your day started with a positive attitude.. - Doug Rice recaps the past week in NASCAR and makes his prediction for who will dominate in Vegas this weekend.. - and we’ll wrap up the morning with virtual trip to Ireland for a Playhouse entitled, “Patrick Says Goodbye”…
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March he thirteenth, mister bad luck Friday by day. That
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boys art this weekend for Gradua with Doug a little
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later this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That's quicker. Yeah, it's a way too long with the
final fourth.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Of course, we're gonna be celebrating birthdays. El Ron Hubbard,
the founder of scientology. All right, hell, oh, Connor, if
I wouldn't if I wanted. The Baptists might have to
look in the aliens in the volcano deals. How's that
coming for? I don't really see you fitting in with
that crowd us.
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You have to dress up, and that's just oh.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, who wants to do that? All right, So we'll
get in that little bit later. And also we're celebrating
ken dolls. We're tired of Barbie getting all the attention. Yeah,
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Listen over right here. I got three dates in history.
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We we'll get our categories. It was on a state
in nineteen forty eight, Honda Motors open their first plant.
I guess that was over in Japan. Is something where
they come from? Honah, Yeah, all right forty eight. Then
they moved to America and americanized some stuff of that,
and they built some of their cars. Okay, all right,
(03:09):
I still got a four wheeler wheel yeah. Remember two.
We got a long time into Sucker Steel, running away cow.
All right, let's move up to nineteen sixty one. Mattel
Toys introduced the Ken doll. We were talking about Ken.
There you go is Ken's birthday. For the first time
the public could have a Ken doll. I think he
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was in some private circles up at he barbie again.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Finally shared it with everybody.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
And finally, on this date. In nineteen ninety, an armed
blind man robbed a bank in California, then instructed the
tailler to guide him out of the building through a
rear accident. Trusting well, the quick thinking taller instead led
the robber into the bank's vault, where she locked him
inside until police arrived right through this door. It was
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kind of mean, but he did just.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Rob Now I need you to help me escape.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Okay, there you go. Think about tellers in the fine
job they do in You're a Bank one eight hundred,
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birds next. Good morning. Let's Big Show on the radio
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rolling to you Thursday morning, March thirteen. Our feature track
from the Big Show Box as a Playhouse entitled Patrick
says goodbye. There's your key words. Goodbye, Pat. Hit the
big Box, Hit the Big Show dot com.
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Right now, Ups, let's play uppers. It's the game that
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The prizes from the big prize being. Let's go ma
contested number one. This should it be a lot of
fun when you're playing ups. Have a hurry up and
guest time you love the best time you.
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Have a big shots.
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Let's say I heard a Kathy from Greer, South Carolina.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
We have a shots.
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Good morning, Cathy, good morning. How are you well? We
are so good? Welcome in here? All right? Yeah, I
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back right now?
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I sure am.
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Let's do it in five seconds.
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Got a dog in the background saying everything along with it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh, you got your dog?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Allright?
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What's your dog's name? Kenvy? This one's Chewy, Hello, Tylo
and odinout right.
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Sounds like big dogs. Those are big dog names.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Big dogs, their little dogs. The little dog with the
dog names all right, well, goat they let's get their
mama to the winter circle right here. Well you know
what you just called her? Got they give us in
five seconds, we'll help some of the dogs. Fine, three
models of a Honda ready.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Go, Accord, a Civic and a pilot. There you go.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Now give us three dolls ready to go, Barbie can
and g I Joe Gee, I Joe wasn't.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
A dog, it was a doll. Did you change his clothes? Well,
then he's a doll.
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Well I got the Joe space capsule.
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Me too.
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I still have money, newsflash the I jo.
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I'm old enough to know that it was.
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All right. There we go the uh for the wind.
Give us three bank teller duties, ready to go.
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Catch check, catch check, take deposits and count money.
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Thank you.
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Hey kid, the husband, You're gonna have some magic. Oh
never mind, I just thought i'd help. Everybody was yelling
at their radio. Thank you. I'm well under taim later
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the name Ken. I'm on the talk about this kind
not everything falls together perfectly. No, I don't know his name.
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Y'all.
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What's up? Hey, y'all? Don hey man.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
Somebody need to set the TV people down and tell
them they're trying to put way too much crap on
the screen. I ain't talking about the program, that's bad enough.
I'm talking about all them little logos and promos that
go swooshing around during the show.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Now.
Speaker 10 (09:26):
I don't mind the little thing down in the corner
tells you what channel you're on, But I don't need
all this junk popping up talking about what's coming up next.
He's sitting there trying to watch Homer Simpson. Here come Determinator,
the robot from the future. And by the future, I
mean tomorrow night at nine o'clock. If the show coming
up is so important, you got to interrupt the one
(09:47):
I'm watching now to tell me about it. Won't you
just take this one off and put that one on?
Cause when Doctor House is about ten seconds away from
figuring out what's about to kill this poor sapping room
number nine. I don't need Steward from the family guy
chaking his butt at me at the bottom.
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Of the pinching the island.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
Now, sometimes they'll put stuff on the screen to help
you out, Like you know, you'd be watching the ball game.
They got a box in the corner with the score
and how much time is left. See that's perfect. When
you watch a race, they always got the field summary
going across the top of the screen, so you can
see how your boy's doing.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
See that's useful.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
But I don't need no animated promo for next week
while I'm trying to watch this week. One time I
was watching the Atlanta race. Little car came driving in
on the bottom of the screen. This car wasn't even
in the race. I don't know where it came from.
Then a little tiny pit crew came out, changed two
little tiny tires, put in a half a tank of gas,
and when the car pulled off, they went to a
little tiny concession stand and bought two little tiny hot dogs.
(10:44):
Please Kayotis put some of it and says next week
food City five hundred at Bristol. Really, I don't need
no computerized reenactment of a pit stop. I know what
happens during the race I'm watching run. You know who's
the worst at loading up the screen with junk though
the news channels they got stuff on the top, on
the bottom, down the side. Might as well not even
(11:06):
put a picture in the middle of the screen. I
ain't got time to look at it. I'm too busy
reading all this other stuff. And I don't like to read.
See that's why I'm watching TV. I want to read.
I'll buy a newspaper. I tell you exactly when the
news channel started going wrong. September eleventh, two thousand and one.
Remember there was so much news that day, and it
was coming in so fast they had to put the
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headline crawl at the bottom of the screen. Now the
problem is the news has slowed down a good bit,
but the crawl been't going ever since. Nowadaves turn on
CNN looked like the bulletin board at the laundromat screen
got the logo, the clock, the weather forecast, program guide,
stock prices, lost dog. Add two sets of headline going
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in different directions, and one of them ain't even real news.
His trivia stuff like experts say thirty percent of us
children have add I wonder what calls that. Old people
can't process stuff when it comes out of that fast, please.
I was like Mama's house other day watching CNN. It
was a shot of Barack Obama making a speech. On
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the bottom of the screen, it said, Britney Spears launches
come back to it. Mama said, well, look at that,
her hand's finally coming back in.
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She wants a bunch of weight too.
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What I'm talking about.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
Don't be overloading my mama's brain like that. Oh, but
I do have some good news. I talked to one
of my boys here at the cable company. He said,
they got a piece of technology that lets you get
rid of all the crap on your TV screen.
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It's called the off button. Y'all think about it.
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And what I heard the Kendall was available to the
public for the first time on this date in nineteen
sixty one. Get old. Let's start this celebration. Well, let's
stop ten Liz right, we're talking about the brand new
Ken doll. It's called ear Ring Magic Ken. Now what
(16:05):
is that?
Speaker 14 (16:06):
All like Ken doesn't have enough image problems already.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Remember Jennifer brought brought a Ken doll in and you
just got recently yeah, Glitter Magic Ken. I say, come on,
it's not helping. I mean, you know, it used to
be Ken. You know, I mean Barbie's boyfriend. You know,
it would hang out and do stuff together.
Speaker 14 (16:23):
And if Barbie at least drives the corvette, what is
Ken drive?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
And you go, well, we're always worried about Ken, you know,
but now got Lee glitter Magic ear Ring Magic Can.
It's even worse because gay guys are crossing miracle Man
are buying this ear ring magic Kin.
Speaker 14 (16:38):
Apparently gay guys are buying the Earring Magic Ken in
record numbers because they say this is the final confirmation
they've been looking for.
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There you go, that's right, there you go, they say,
you know, and when somebody says, well, well you were
saying that Ken is gay, you know, they say they
use my defense. What I was saying, well look at him.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Now they're doing it the can. But no, so you say, well,
Earring Magic Can, maybe that was a bad idea. That
was a bad idea.
Speaker 14 (17:08):
Imagine the ones that didn't make it to production there
at Mattel. We just happened to have a few of
them right here. Our top ten list today, Top ten
rejected ideas for the new Ken doll Number ten Haitian
junkie dentist Can number nine Ken Wayne Bobbitt with detachable parts.
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Number eight Clinton appointee can see another image proper here.
Number seven thin neatly dressed, unmarried hairstylist Mister Kenneth. Number six,
Don't Ask, Don't Tell Ken number five, act up Can
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number four lifelong bachelor would live in longtime companion can
number three Doctor Ken Vorkians number two Lollapalooza Ken with
Pierce nipples and cinder block action placet and the number
one rejected Kendall Gerbil Magic Ken.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. All right,
all about birthdays and told you earlier. L Ron Hubbard,
the author in the Church of Scientology founder his birthday today.
He would have been one hundred and thirteen. But I
think he's safely made it to the aliens in the volcanoes.
We're gonna be explaining scientology to you, ned We're gonna
(18:49):
start it with Carl Childers. All right, let's put it
in a story edition. First, let me tell you were
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Speaker 15 (19:19):
Bud first, and now it's story time with your host,
Carl Children's m.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
I heard folks talking about this Tom Cruise Feller. He's
that funny actor boy. I'm out there in Hollywood. It's
not funny, ha ha funny. He got some problems, all right.
He done turned his back on the Good Lord and
went out and joined the made up religion called scientificology.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Well, sir, near as I can.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Figure, fella would come up with scientific coology, had him
a part good imagination, wrote a book about spacemen and whatnot.
A bunch of movie stars went out and made the
church out of it. I can tell you about it
if you want me too. Yeah, you all up for it,
I hope. So that's old.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Like I.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Read this book Aaron called Diartics by some fella named
el Ron Hubbard. I wonder if his mama is the
one who couldn't find a bone for that dog of hers.
I read a good bit of the book, didn't understand
any of it, kind of like mis Tater and the
(20:39):
jokes in here pick up on a little bit later. Well, sir,
Once upon a time, about seventy five million year ago,
a space feller name is Zenu was a boss man
of a passel of planets, including the Earth. Here you
knowed he was a space feller on account of his
first name starts.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
With the nicks.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Well, seemed like he had him too deadgun many people
on these planets. He come up with a plan weight
some of them out, So him and some of his
space buddies took over the planets and they rounded up
all them folks, slipped them some drugs, put them all
on these big old space planes. He brung them to Earth,
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laid them out there round the volcano.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I ain't making this up, sods so weird.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Then his space buddies, well, they dropped a bomb in
the volcano, and all that people got burned up. Nobody
ever asked, what's kill the space folks firm? What you
kill the space folks firm? Well, then the souls of
them burned up space fellers, they sort of wandering around summers. Well,
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that didn't sit too well with old he and who.
He built some ray guns and catched them loose souls
running around. Then he put them all in boxes. You
think space fellers have some of my fancier than boxes
for tolling souls in, But I reckon they did the job.
Then they took them boxes of souls over to the
movies over them all there the kind of movies where
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you gotta wear them special glasses on the spear. Looks
like it's gonna pokey eye out. That olds he knew.
He showed them movies about Jesus and a bunch of
other heathen religions and washed their brain for them.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Then Zeno turned them loose, and them.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
Souls went to live in Cave me in. According to
that Hubbard boy, there, all that religion we believe in
had just left over nonsense from going to the movie
seventy five million year ago. These scientificologists they eat this
stuff upla potted meat on Sodi crackers. But they got
(22:52):
a hard time believing in the Good Lord getting resurrected.
I had the sharpest fella in the drawer. It seemed
to me like the Holy work in the Bible makes
more sense than space printers and volcanoes and spirits going
to the movies and whatnot. I also seen that mother
Hubbard's boy there passed on a few years back. I
ain't seen him walk out of a cave like the
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Lord did. I ought to tell you something, don't sound
too much like a religion to me, sound more like
a movie. Hollywood folks ought to notice that old brave
heart there and made a pretty good wage on that
Jesus movie. That fella from the Talking Baby movies did
a movie about one of them Scientificology books. They just
(23:34):
about went to the poorhouse. Here's I can tell that
Scientificology is one big nervous hospital in the patients' running
the show. Moral in a story, if you will follow
any or any religion you want to, but if in
your worship a space man, don't be surprised if you
go to Hades. Some folks callsing hell. I comes to
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dats the end.
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Speaker 14 (24:06):
Since nineteen thirty seven, you ever burned up in a volcano.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Alright, yeah, it's pretty clear. Well, let's play John BOYD Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question. We found out the average healthy
person will do this between fifteen and thirty five times
every night. What is wake up? Wake up to see
what the unhealthy person account?
Speaker 11 (24:32):
Mine?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Well, today's John Boyd Jeopardy. This famous cartoon duo holds
the record for winning the most Academy awards of any
animated character.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Who are writting stampy idiot are my favorite?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah right, let's never recognized. Wonderful work. What's y'all got one?
Ain't hundred? Big show? You told free line? We played
John Boyd Jeopardy next Good Thursday morning, March thirteen, Big
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Show one already our feature track went the Big Show.
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key words, goodbye Patrick. It's not our number one fan, Patrick,
the bit bog Yeah, goodbye Patrick. O'n take the keywords there.
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When you're there as well, change though, we'll call you
all right, let's fine, Yes, live across America. It's John
boys and now a man who grew up with questions
about the cartoons he's watching, Questions like did.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
You ever find bugs bunny attracted when he put on
a dress and play a girl Bunny?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
He's John boyd Hey, that wasn't say hat Scott at
a Union City at Tennessee. Good morning, Scott, Good morning
to you. Oh hey, Boddy, welcome, Hi Scott, you got
the first shot at John Boyjebardy this morning. We're looking
for the famous cartoon duo that holds the record for
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one of the most Academy awards of any animated characters.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
Uh, Rocky and Bullwinkles.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I'll likely well, let's see. I love that cartoon. Is
it Rocky the Flying Squirrel and Ballwinkle the Moose? What
about Bullwinkle Moose Ballwinkle? I don't know what that go about? Guy.
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We appreciate you playing with us, buddy, or you have
a great rest of your day of Union City. Oh
I'm doing is show my age? I guess and thank you.
We prig hade you, buddy. Let's go to Shannon. She
down in at More, Alabama. Oh he is down there?
Is that you Shannon? Yes, sir, there, I are all right, buddy.
(27:29):
Welcome you. Shot at it Cartoon Duo, Most Academy Awards.
Who you thinking, I'm thinking Simon, Jerry, Tom and Jerry,
the old cat and Mouse.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Here at the same time, Ballwinkle.
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Remember Uncle Pace, Uncle Pecos are famous. Yeah, favorite Tennis
had to get that man. Hey, Shannon, good work. You
got your sort of swag from World lawn Mower's Landscaping's
best Kept secret. Congratulations buddy, thank you.
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You shout out.
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You go ahead, shut up, you guys for making my
day's foster Well, thank.
Speaker 16 (28:20):
You, Shannon, Buddy, I go all right, you got jagging.
Now that's the bottom of the hour. It's on the
top of your news. You're gonna have a called our
agent Murray right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Now, I'll hang around with that. H Good morning. That's
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a big show on the radio. About twenty minutes away
from a brand new segment of The Big Show Meditations
with Monica. All right, I'll get you moothed out here.
This Thursday morning looked like, don't get back to our
scientology and Ken Dog and I don't know what dog.
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Let me make a quick call over the red Hot Talent.
See who's on the desk this morning.
Speaker 17 (29:51):
Home is the most exciting lineup of talent in the
world today.
Speaker 18 (29:56):
This, mister Bestow, this is really selling the sizzle today.
Let me guess, trouble in the romance department?
Speaker 17 (30:06):
Do you really want to know all the twisted restraining
order type details? You saved me two painful minutes.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
We're glad to help out sales, Marian, you say, do
we speak to him?
Speaker 17 (30:23):
I don't know what good it's gonna do you for
sure not.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Your hold on Murray, jump on, Bobby on toe makes surprise.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Hello, Jimbo, light it, Hey, babe, I just had a
major brainstorm. This is big. It's huge. This is an
idea that's gonna jumpstart your careers like nothing we've ever
done before.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Picture this Jimbo and Bobby to announce their conversion to scientology.
Do what hear me out, babe. This is the hottest
thing on Hollywood. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, John Travolta, Kirsty Ally.
We need to get you guys in on some of
that sweet action.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Sweet action.
Speaker 18 (31:12):
You ever hear about those peoples that they're scientologists?
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Know that along with a quick plug for the latest movie,
TV show, upcoming album.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, Mary, we don't believe in all that scientology crap.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
We'll see. That's the beauty of it. You don't have
to you think Tom Cruise really believes all that crap
about aliens and volcanoes and getting the level three seven
webs baby mission impossible three in theaters. May Fish beat this, babe.
I've got the timetable all worked out. Okay, First, we
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post some candid shots of you guys huddled around a
copy of Dianetics on the Big Show website. Now we
may have to move some of the fishing pictures, so
you know. Then we arrange a high profile confrontation with
a security guard at the may races. During the scuffle,
you tell the guy to quote go audit yourself, so
(32:06):
rooma mill starts to buzz. Next, we get you a
gig as the Grand Marshals at a late season Bush
Series race, but instead of Gentlemens dot j engines, you
get up on the podium and say, l Ron Hubbard
is the greatest and most misunderstood visionary mankind has ever known.
All of a sudden, the media goes into a feeding
frenzy and we cap it off post race press conference
(32:29):
to announce the big news jimbal and Bobby are embracing scientology.
Before you know it, you guys are couch jumping with Oprah.
Plus you get a chance to plug the next Jimble
and Bobby Pocket Parkers or whatever you think of it. Babe,
you did in the news every single day.
Speaker 18 (32:46):
Yeah, they'd be saying, those guys are a couple of Weirdosah.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Well, it's a little late to be worrying about that.
Oh and don't forget. Once you're on the inside, you
get to hang out in Hollywood at the Celebrity Center.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Well what's that.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
That's that Scientology country club thing where they separate the
star from their bank roll.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
So we're gonna pay somebody to make us look like
an idiot?
Speaker 6 (33:09):
What do you think I've been doing for the last
twenty five years. Oh, but you do get to hop
now with all the other famous flakes, I mean, celebrity
disciples of Scientology, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Mimi Rodgers, Linda Blair,
Isaac Hayes, Karen Black, Priscilla Presley, Edgar Winter, Shaka Khan,
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Jason Lee.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Here's Jason Lee.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
At your role model, babe, Earl J Hookey, what from
my name is Earl.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
You made Earls a scientologist.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
That's what it says on the internet, so it must
be true.
Speaker 18 (33:43):
Man, What what about that hot blonde from kens In,
North Carolina?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Plays his ex wife? What's her name, Jamie Presley?
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Okay, let me check hold on. Nope, sorry, baby, I
don't see your list is here.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
But she could be right. I may talks to her
about all the time water hanging out on.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
Right. If I say yes, will you join up?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Absolutely? Then yes, alright, I already know what I'm gonna
say when I made her. Hey, Joey, come down here
in the volcano.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Give me a hut, easy, Jimbo. Even scientologists have their limits. Hey, listen,
we'll hash it out over lunch. Have your machine called
my machine and remember. Oh wait, Heyzil, come in here
and back me up on this. I like big guts
and I cannot lie you other brother can't deny When
the blow walks in with a hairy face and a
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roly poly waist, Oh you get strong? Want to pull
off tough because you notice that that guy was stuff
so lady, yeah, ladies, yeah, I want to roll in
my Mercedes. Yeah, then stick it out with a great
big pot. Even Mike Boys got to shout baby got gout. Oh,
(34:55):
and he used to Bobby, that's really too what.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Good morning. It's a big Shaw on the radio, rolling
through your Thursday, March the thirteenth, about twenty minutes away.
I'm on track with Doug Rice Boys headed to Vegas
the race this weekend. Right now, it's time once again
for meditations with Monica, your daily dose of personal peace,
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serenity for your psych and balm for your brain. And
now your host Mona.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Friends sending love to our regulars, and if you're knew,
thank you for taking time to find some mental clarity
and calm and a hectic work. Now get in a
comfortable position. I hope you're wearing something loose and unbinding,
(36:23):
unlike that woman at Target the other day. Yoga pants
are fine if they're the right size, but three size
is too small. Never a good look. I mean, what
are you trying to prove? It doesn't make you look younger,
It just makes you look ridiculous and desperate. Free, focus
(36:50):
on calm and breed deep breaths in through the nose,
through the mouth, which is much easier if it's not
full of piercings. I mean, one or two is fine,
but God, if you're going for a Guinness Book of
(37:12):
World Records, can't breathe through your nose when it's clogged
with boogers in metal? You think that looks good? Who
told you that looks good? Nobody? That's who? Re nice
and snow. Do you have your essential oil diffusers running inhale,
(37:35):
those calming aromas, avender, sage, vanilla, anything that gives you peace,
anything except body odor, which you certainly wouldn't slash, shouldn't
(37:58):
go out in public with, especially with that yoga pants,
cameltoe and doorhover face metal. You're a grown ass woman.
Speaker 8 (38:06):
I'm sure you tell everyone you're in your thirties, but
that cottage cheese booty tells me you're close to fifty.
And if you keep eating those cheese doodles, you won't
get any older. Bree deep, slow, happy reps. Let your
(38:28):
body release the tension that your muscles good.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Limb as limp as your husband, because I can't imagine
anyone getting turned on by.
Speaker 14 (38:43):
That freak show.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I mean, for God's sake, don't you own a mirror, lady,
or have glasses?
Speaker 12 (38:50):
I can't believe you dare to go out in public.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
You are a monster, ray I said, slow, damn choose relaxation,
Listen to.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Your heartbeat, kick, calm and serene.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
It's all for today.
Speaker 6 (39:08):
Here come.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Now, you're ready to meet the day. See you next time.
On the meditations with Monica, I'm going to try try.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
All.
Speaker 18 (39:26):
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Speaker 1 (39:32):
Everyone know that's l list is.
Speaker 18 (39:34):
Let list is, Let listen, I go Holadio six is
loud listens. Let list ho honey, noah gone, I'm coming
up out of you.
Speaker 9 (39:45):
I know.
Speaker 11 (39:46):
Oh what?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Good morning. This is a big sew on the radio
for your Thursday, March the thirteenth. Lo Dates in history
go back way back. Seventeen eighty one, Sir William Herschel
discovered the planet Uranus. Of course, we love to celebrate
any time a new planet is found.
Speaker 15 (40:45):
This week in history, seventeen eighty one, astronomer Sir William
Herschel discovered the planet Uranus. Your Public Library salutes this
scientific milestone with a special salute to Uranus, special slide
shows and books featuring Uranus, and a multimedia display that
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Check it out, Immure.
Speaker 11 (41:37):
Good morning.
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Speaker 6 (41:54):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
We catching up with our man Doug Ries before he
heads out to Vegas this weekend. Boys are racing. You said,
wait a minute, You said Doug retired last year.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Well he did.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
But now you can just pick and choose what you
want to do, can't you, buddy.
Speaker 11 (42:09):
It's kind of nice to be able to go all
a cart. What I'm actually doing is I'll be working
on the public address system out at Las Vegas. Motor
Speedway for three days and doing a little chatting on
the radio, and you get to go to Vegas and
stay at the South Point for a while. So I'm
all good. It works out well for everybody.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
It's a write off, see pretty much.
Speaker 11 (42:29):
Yeah. You know what Pat Patterson told me a long
time ago. The difference between a deal and a scam
is if it's a deal, you're in on it. If
it's a scam, you're not. So I guess this is
a deal.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Well, good word everybody. Listen, gonna be in Vegas. You'll
get to hear a Doug right there and on a
radio too good, buddy, good, well man, Christopher Bell, you
called it Doug. Now put a couple of dollars on him,
three in a row this day, and a just pretty good.
Speaker 11 (43:01):
You take that money that you put on Bell and
just leave it there for this coming weekend.
Speaker 9 (43:06):
Tell you.
Speaker 11 (43:08):
I don't argue with the guy on a hot street
three in a row. He wanted Atlanta. He kind of
lucked into that one with the late race crash and
the way things ended. But I mean, you have to
be running good to benefit from the luck at circuit
of the Americas. He had easily the best car on
the track, and then of course last week at Phoenix,
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right up front all day long, deserved to win that race,
had had to earn it at the end in a
dash with Denny Hamlin. But you win three in a
row in this guys, you're in pretty You're a pretty
good company right now.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
That's it too. And looking at Vegas's track, what's the
closest it comes to the any that we've already run,
So not.
Speaker 11 (43:48):
Really, because this is the first mile and a half
type track we've ran this year. You did Atlanta, which
is a mile and a half but it's kind of
a hybrid super speedway. Daytona and then Circuit of the
Americas was a road course. Phoenix is kind of a short,
flat track. So this is the first time that we
faced this kind of race this year. And the reason
(44:10):
I kind of I'm not really joking about Bell winning
out there when we were there in the fall last year.
He led one hundred and fifty five out of two
hundred and sixty seven laps, finished second behind Joey Logano,
who went on to win the title. So he was
the dominant car all day long. He was catching Logano
at the end of that race, So I really like
Bell again and you go four in a row, that
(44:32):
puts you in rarefied air. The last guy to do
that was Bill Elliott, I think back in nineteen ninety two.
He won four out of the first five races. So
Bell's got a chance to tie Elliott in winning four
out of the first five.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
All right, and that option tire though you so, Doug,
Phoenix is going to be the last race that's going
to be in the Championship race this year, So they're
messing around with the Star Are they going to use
it that any more? Tracks? It was pretty cool the
way to do it, to throw something else in there
for you crew chief to work with.
Speaker 11 (45:08):
They've not announced it yet, but I would not be surprised. Okay,
it worked. This is the best having an option tire
I've ever seen work. They tried it at North Wilkesboro
last year in the All Star Race. It didn't make
that much difference, but you could really tell the people
that went out on what they called the option tire
and they ran really well for about thirty laps. Then
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their car slowed down because it was a softer compound,
and the people on the primary tire caught up to them,
but it was a nice little chess game at the
end of the end of the race and the way
it played out, I felt like saved that race and
made it a lot more interesting than most Phoenix races are.
So I like it. I'm glad Nascars playing around with
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this a little bit. The reviews across the board have
been very positive.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
It is pretty cool. And when you're gonna use it,
what stage at the race, you know to get you there.
I really like that as well.
Speaker 11 (46:00):
Man, I think it's a lot. My analogy for it
is like using a credit card. You can use your
credit card and you can buy a lot of cool
stuff if you put on those soft tires early and
you can pass a lot of people. But at the
end of the month, the bill comes due at the
end of the run of the soft tires, then it
falls off and you become mortal again, and so there's
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always a payoff.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
At the end of this.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
I like it.
Speaker 11 (46:25):
I think it. Like I said, I felt like it
actually made this Phoenix race one of the more interesting ones.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Out there neat all. Right, So the standing's head of
the Vegas William Byron is still on the top of
the standings with Christopher Bell with three in a row,
still a number two, and then Tyler Reddick, Ryan Blaney,
Chase Elliott, Alex Bowman, Denny Hamlin, Kyle Busch, Joey Logano,
Chris Busher. That's your top ten. So Artist said, Bell's hot.
(46:51):
You gotta go with the with the hot.
Speaker 11 (46:53):
Hey, I'm gonna leave it there. I mean, the wheel
just keeps coming around for him. I like him right now.
There are two people are two teams that I feel
like are ahead of everybody. You mentioned them, the points leader,
William Byron. Every week they're right in the mix. They're solid,
they are hitting their stride. And of course Christopher Bell.
(47:13):
You win three in a row, that's pretty solid. I
feel like those two teams at the moment, Hendrick Motorsports
and then Bell from Joe Gibbs Racing, They've got the
things covered. It was a Joe Gibbs weekend by the
way out at Phoenix. They won the ARCA race, they
turned around and won the Infinity Race with Eric Almrola,
and then the Cup race. So Joe Gibbs, Joe Gibbs
(47:34):
did all right.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Awesome, good work, coach, Gibbs Man. I love that man.
All right, good deal, Doug. Will you travel safe, have
a great weekend in Vegas. Will catch up with you
next week.
Speaker 11 (47:44):
All right, talk to you again next Thursday. Be good.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
That's the boy, Doug Rise. You can follow him on
x Rice Man sixty one. Right now, let's play our game.
Beat the blonde one, ain't hundred big show you told?
Free line, Get a contestant. Play next
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I shall grant your requests.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Someday I may ask a favor of you, maybe a
hair cut. Maybe I'll ask you to lay down your
life for me. Maybe I'll just ask you to listen
to John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. Would
you rather wake up with a horse's head or these
two horses?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Eyes? Got a doodle? Do love a nada? Welcome to Thursday,
(01:12):
March he thirteenth, mister bad luck Friday by day. That
means it's gonna be a great weekend. Everything on the
AINCC tournament. Maybe I'll check with Dog for he hits Vegas,
see if he's feeling lucky. It's one of the NASCAR
boys art this weekend for Gradua with Doug a little
(01:32):
later this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That's quicker. Yeah, it's a way too long with the
final fourth.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Of course, we're gonna be celebrating birthdays. El Ron Hubbard,
the founder of scientology. All right, hell, oh, Connor, if
I wouldn't if I wanted. The Baptists might have to
look in the aliens in the volcano deals. How's that
coming for? I don't really see you fitting in with
that crowd us.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You have to dress up, and that's just oh.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, who wants to do that? All right, So we'll
get in that little bit later. And also we're celebrating
ken dolls. We're tired of Barbie getting all the attention. Yeah,
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We we'll get our categories. It was on a state
in nineteen forty eight, Honda Motors open their first plant.
I guess that was over in Japan. Is something where
they come from? Honah, Yeah, all right forty eight. Then
they moved to America and americanized some stuff of that,
and they built some of their cars. Okay, all right,
(03:09):
I still got a four wheeler wheel yeah. Remember two.
We got a long time into Sucker Steel, running away cow.
All right, let's move up to nineteen sixty one. Mattel
Toys introduced the Ken doll. We were talking about Ken.
There you go is Ken's birthday. For the first time
the public could have a Ken doll. I think he
(03:31):
was in some private circles up at he barbie again.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Finally shared it with everybody.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
And finally, on this date. In nineteen ninety, an armed
blind man robbed a bank in California, then instructed the
tailler to guide him out of the building through a
rear accident. Trusting well, the quick thinking taller instead led
the robber into the bank's vault, where she locked him
inside until police arrived right through this door. It was
(04:01):
kind of mean, but he did just.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Rob Now I need you to help me escape.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Okay, there you go. Think about tellers in the fine
job they do in You're a Bank one eight hundred,
big show. You told free lun Come on play out
birds next. Good morning. Let's Big Show on the radio
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rolling to you Thursday morning, March thirteen. Our feature track
from the Big Show Box as a Playhouse entitled Patrick
says goodbye. There's your key words. Goodbye, Pat. Hit the
big Box, Hit the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Right now, Ups, let's play uppers. It's the game that
anyone can win. John Boy Billy to give.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
The prizes from the big prize being. Let's go ma
contested number one. This should it be a lot of
fun when you're playing ups. Have a hurry up and
guest time you love the best time you.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Let's say I heard a Kathy from Greer, South Carolina.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
We have a shots.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Good morning, Cathy, good morning. How are you well? We
are so good? Welcome in here? All right? Yeah, I
feel like you ready to win a big old prize
back right now?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
I sure am.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Let's do it in five seconds.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Got a dog in the background saying everything along with it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh, you got your dog?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Allright?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
What's your dog's name? Kenvy? This one's Chewy, Hello, Tylo
and odinout right.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Sounds like big dogs. Those are big dog names.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Big dogs, their little dogs. The little dog with the
dog names all right, well, goat they let's get their
mama to the winter circle right here. Well you know
what you just called her? Got they give us in
five seconds, we'll help some of the dogs. Fine, three
models of a Honda ready.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Go, Accord, a Civic and a pilot. There you go.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Now give us three dolls ready to go, Barbie can
and g I Joe Gee, I Joe wasn't.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
A dog, it was a doll. Did you change his clothes? Well,
then he's a doll.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Well I got the Joe space capsule.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I still have money, newsflash the I jo.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
I'm old enough to know that it was.
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All right. There we go the uh for the wind.
Give us three bank teller duties, ready to go.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Catch check, catch check, take deposits and count money.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And there is cabin where now wind Goathy Jackie gets
you in phone, get it to your down care, your baby. Gratulations.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Can we give a shout out to my husband Kim
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Hey kid, the husband, You're gonna have some magic. Oh
never mind, I just thought i'd help. Everybody was yelling
at their radio. Thank you. I'm well under taim later
to got a good job. He hang, Thank you, kend
(08:07):
the name Ken. I'm on the talk about this kind
not everything falls together perfectly. No, I don't know his name.
Usually not. Let's cut you up on your new time
caps only on the side.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
M This is the award winning job Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Y'all.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
What's up? Hey, y'all? Don hey man.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
Somebody need to set the TV people down and tell
them they're trying to put way too much crap on
the screen. I ain't talking about the program, that's bad enough.
I'm talking about all them little logos and promos that
go swooshing around during the show.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Now.
Speaker 10 (09:26):
I don't mind the little thing down in the corner
tells you what channel you're on, But I don't need
all this junk popping up talking about what's coming up next.
He's sitting there trying to watch Homer Simpson. Here come Determinator,
the robot from the future. And by the future, I
mean tomorrow night at nine o'clock. If the show coming
up is so important, you got to interrupt the one
(09:47):
I'm watching now to tell me about it. Won't you
just take this one off and put that one on?
Cause when Doctor House is about ten seconds away from
figuring out what's about to kill this poor sapping room
number nine. I don't need Steward from the family guy
chaking his butt at me at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Of the pinching the island.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
Now, sometimes they'll put stuff on the screen to help
you out, Like you know, you'd be watching the ball game.
They got a box in the corner with the score
and how much time is left. See that's perfect. When
you watch a race, they always got the field summary
going across the top of the screen, so you can
see how your boy's doing.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
See that's useful.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
But I don't need no animated promo for next week
while I'm trying to watch this week. One time I
was watching the Atlanta race. Little car came driving in
on the bottom of the screen. This car wasn't even
in the race. I don't know where it came from.
Then a little tiny pit crew came out, changed two
little tiny tires, put in a half a tank of gas,
and when the car pulled off, they went to a
little tiny concession stand and bought two little tiny hot dogs.
(10:44):
Please Kayotis put some of it and says next week
food City five hundred at Bristol. Really, I don't need
no computerized reenactment of a pit stop. I know what
happens during the race I'm watching run. You know who's
the worst at loading up the screen with junk though
the news channels they got stuff on the top, on
the bottom, down the side. Might as well not even
(11:06):
put a picture in the middle of the screen. I
ain't got time to look at it. I'm too busy
reading all this other stuff. And I don't like to read.
See that's why I'm watching TV. I want to read.
I'll buy a newspaper. I tell you exactly when the
news channel started going wrong. September eleventh, two thousand and one.
Remember there was so much news that day, and it
was coming in so fast they had to put the
(11:28):
headline crawl at the bottom of the screen. Now the
problem is the news has slowed down a good bit,
but the crawl been't going ever since. Nowadaves turn on
CNN looked like the bulletin board at the laundromat screen
got the logo, the clock, the weather forecast, program guide,
stock prices, lost dog. Add two sets of headline going
(11:50):
in different directions, and one of them ain't even real news.
His trivia stuff like experts say thirty percent of us
children have add I wonder what calls that. Old people
can't process stuff when it comes out of that fast, please.
I was like Mama's house other day watching CNN. It
was a shot of Barack Obama making a speech. On
(12:11):
the bottom of the screen, it said, Britney Spears launches
come back to it. Mama said, well, look at that,
her hand's finally coming back in.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
She wants a bunch of weight too.
Speaker 11 (12:21):
What I'm talking about.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
Don't be overloading my mama's brain like that. Oh, but
I do have some good news. I talked to one
of my boys here at the cable company. He said,
they got a piece of technology that lets you get
rid of all the crap on your TV screen.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
It's called the off button. Y'all think about it.
Speaker 9 (12:41):
Jud boy and.
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Delly oohe guy. Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
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And what I heard the Kendall was available to the
public for the first time on this date in nineteen
sixty one. Get old. Let's start this celebration. Well, let's
stop ten Liz right, we're talking about the brand new
Ken doll. It's called ear Ring Magic Ken. Now what
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is that?
Speaker 14 (16:06):
All like Ken doesn't have enough image problems already.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Remember Jennifer brought brought a Ken doll in and you
just got recently yeah, Glitter Magic Ken. I say, come on,
it's not helping. I mean, you know, it used to
be Ken. You know, I mean Barbie's boyfriend. You know,
it would hang out and do stuff together.
Speaker 14 (16:23):
And if Barbie at least drives the corvette, what is
Ken drive?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
And you go, well, we're always worried about Ken, you know,
but now got Lee glitter Magic ear Ring Magic Can.
It's even worse because gay guys are crossing miracle Man
are buying this ear ring magic Kin.
Speaker 14 (16:38):
Apparently gay guys are buying the Earring Magic Ken in
record numbers because they say this is the final confirmation
they've been looking for.
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There you go, that's right, there you go, they say,
you know, and when somebody says, well, well you were
saying that Ken is gay, you know, they say they
use my defense. What I was saying, well look at him.
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Now they're doing it the can. But no, so you say, well,
Earring Magic Can, maybe that was a bad idea. That
was a bad idea.
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Imagine the ones that didn't make it to production there
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Pierce nipples and cinder block action placet and the number
one rejected Kendall Gerbil Magic Ken.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. All right,
all about birthdays and told you earlier. L Ron Hubbard,
the author in the Church of Scientology founder his birthday today.
He would have been one hundred and thirteen. But I
think he's safely made it to the aliens in the volcanoes.
We're gonna be explaining scientology to you, ned We're gonna
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start it with Carl Childers. All right, let's put it
in a story edition. First, let me tell you were
getting ready to play John Boy Jeopardy and you can
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Speaker 15 (19:19):
Bud first, and now it's story time with your host,
Carl Children's m.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
I heard folks talking about this Tom Cruise Feller. He's
that funny actor boy. I'm out there in Hollywood. It's
not funny, ha ha funny. He got some problems, all right.
He done turned his back on the Good Lord and
went out and joined the made up religion called scientificology.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Well, sir, near as I can.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Figure, fella would come up with scientific coology, had him
a part good imagination, wrote a book about spacemen and whatnot.
A bunch of movie stars went out and made the
church out of it. I can tell you about it
if you want me too. Yeah, you all up for it,
I hope. So that's old.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Like I.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Read this book Aaron called Diartics by some fella named
el Ron Hubbard. I wonder if his mama is the
one who couldn't find a bone for that dog of hers.
I read a good bit of the book, didn't understand
any of it, kind of like mis Tater and the
(20:39):
jokes in here pick up on a little bit later. Well, sir,
Once upon a time, about seventy five million year ago,
a space feller name is Zenu was a boss man
of a passel of planets, including the Earth. Here you
knowed he was a space feller on account of his
first name starts.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
With the nicks.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Well, seemed like he had him too deadgun many people
on these planets. He come up with a plan weight
some of them out, So him and some of his
space buddies took over the planets and they rounded up
all them folks, slipped them some drugs, put them all
on these big old space planes. He brung them to Earth,
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laid them out there round the volcano.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I ain't making this up, sods so weird.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Then his space buddies, well, they dropped a bomb in
the volcano, and all that people got burned up. Nobody
ever asked, what's kill the space folks firm? What you
kill the space folks firm? Well, then the souls of
them burned up space fellers, they sort of wandering around summers. Well,
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that didn't sit too well with old he and who.
He built some ray guns and catched them loose souls
running around. Then he put them all in boxes. You
think space fellers have some of my fancier than boxes
for tolling souls in, But I reckon they did the job.
Then they took them boxes of souls over to the
movies over them all there the kind of movies where
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you gotta wear them special glasses on the spear. Looks
like it's gonna pokey eye out. That olds he knew.
He showed them movies about Jesus and a bunch of
other heathen religions and washed their brain for them.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Then Zeno turned them loose, and them.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
Souls went to live in Cave me in. According to
that Hubbard boy, there, all that religion we believe in
had just left over nonsense from going to the movie
seventy five million year ago. These scientificologists they eat this
stuff upla potted meat on Sodi crackers. But they got
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a hard time believing in the Good Lord getting resurrected.
I had the sharpest fella in the drawer. It seemed
to me like the Holy work in the Bible makes
more sense than space printers and volcanoes and spirits going
to the movies and whatnot. I also seen that mother
Hubbard's boy there passed on a few years back. I
ain't seen him walk out of a cave like the
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Lord did. I ought to tell you something, don't sound
too much like a religion to me, sound more like
a movie. Hollywood folks ought to notice that old brave
heart there and made a pretty good wage on that
Jesus movie. That fella from the Talking Baby movies did
a movie about one of them Scientificology books. They just
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about went to the poorhouse. Here's I can tell that
Scientificology is one big nervous hospital in the patients' running
the show. Moral in a story, if you will follow
any or any religion you want to, but if in
your worship a space man, don't be surprised if you
go to Hades. Some folks callsing hell. I comes to
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dats the end.
Speaker 15 (24:00):
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Speaker 14 (24:06):
Since nineteen thirty seven, you ever burned up in a volcano.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Alright, yeah, it's pretty clear. Well, let's play John BOYD Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question. We found out the average healthy
person will do this between fifteen and thirty five times
every night. What is wake up? Wake up to see
what the unhealthy person account?
Speaker 11 (24:32):
Mine?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Well, today's John Boyd Jeopardy. This famous cartoon duo holds
the record for winning the most Academy awards of any
animated character.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Who are writting stampy idiot are my favorite?
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Yeah right, let's never recognized. Wonderful work. What's y'all got one?
Ain't hundred? Big show? You told free line? We played
John Boyd Jeopardy next Good Thursday morning, March thirteen, Big
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boys and now a man who grew up with questions
about the cartoons he's watching, Questions like did.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
You ever find bugs bunny attracted when he put on
a dress and play a girl Bunny?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
He's John boyd Hey, that wasn't say hat Scott at
a Union City at Tennessee. Good morning, Scott, Good morning
to you. Oh hey, Boddy, welcome, Hi Scott, you got
the first shot at John Boyjebardy this morning. We're looking
for the famous cartoon duo that holds the record for
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one of the most Academy awards of any animated characters.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
Uh, Rocky and Bullwinkles.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I'll likely well, let's see. I love that cartoon. Is
it Rocky the Flying Squirrel and Ballwinkle the Moose? What
about Bullwinkle Moose Ballwinkle? I don't know what that go about? Guy.
(27:09):
We appreciate you playing with us, buddy, or you have
a great rest of your day of Union City. Oh
I'm doing is show my age? I guess and thank you.
We prig hade you, buddy. Let's go to Shannon. She
down in at More, Alabama. Oh he is down there?
Is that you Shannon? Yes, sir, there, I are all right, buddy.
(27:29):
Welcome you. Shot at it Cartoon Duo, Most Academy Awards.
Who you thinking, I'm thinking Simon, Jerry, Tom and Jerry,
the old cat and Mouse.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Here at the same time, Ballwinkle.
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Remember Uncle Pace, Uncle Pecos are famous. Yeah, favorite Tennis
had to get that man. Hey, Shannon, good work. You
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Speaker 11 (28:13):
You shout out.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
You go ahead, shut up, you guys for making my
day's foster Well, thank.
Speaker 16 (28:20):
You, Shannon, Buddy, I go all right, you got jagging.
Now that's the bottom of the hour. It's on the
top of your news. You're gonna have a called our
agent Murray right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Now, I'll hang around with that. H Good morning. That's
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a big show on the radio. About twenty minutes away
from a brand new segment of The Big Show Meditations
with Monica. All right, I'll get you moothed out here.
This Thursday morning looked like, don't get back to our
scientology and Ken Dog and I don't know what dog.
(29:40):
Let me make a quick call over the red Hot Talent.
See who's on the desk this morning.
Speaker 17 (29:51):
Home is the most exciting lineup of talent in the
world today.
Speaker 18 (29:56):
This, mister Bestow, this is really selling the sizzle today.
Let me guess, trouble in the romance department?
Speaker 17 (30:06):
Do you really want to know all the twisted restraining
order type details? You saved me two painful minutes.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
We're glad to help out sales, Marian, you say, do
we speak to him?
Speaker 17 (30:23):
I don't know what good it's gonna do you for
sure not.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Your hold on Murray, jump on, Bobby on toe makes surprise.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Hello, Jimbo, light it, Hey, babe, I just had a
major brainstorm. This is big. It's huge. This is an
idea that's gonna jumpstart your careers like nothing we've ever
done before.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Picture this Jimbo and Bobby to announce their conversion to scientology.
Do what hear me out, babe. This is the hottest
thing on Hollywood. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, John Travolta, Kirsty Ally.
We need to get you guys in on some of
that sweet action.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Sweet action.
Speaker 18 (31:12):
You ever hear about those peoples that they're scientologists?
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Know that along with a quick plug for the latest movie,
TV show, upcoming album.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, Mary, we don't believe in all that scientology crap.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
We'll see. That's the beauty of it. You don't have
to you think Tom Cruise really believes all that crap
about aliens and volcanoes and getting the level three seven
webs baby mission impossible three in theaters. May Fish beat this, babe.
I've got the timetable all worked out. Okay, First, we
(31:44):
post some candid shots of you guys huddled around a
copy of Dianetics on the Big Show website. Now we
may have to move some of the fishing pictures, so
you know. Then we arrange a high profile confrontation with
a security guard at the may races. During the scuffle,
you tell the guy to quote go audit yourself, so
(32:06):
rooma mill starts to buzz. Next, we get you a
gig as the Grand Marshals at a late season Bush
Series race, but instead of Gentlemens dot j engines, you
get up on the podium and say, l Ron Hubbard
is the greatest and most misunderstood visionary mankind has ever known.
All of a sudden, the media goes into a feeding
frenzy and we cap it off post race press conference
(32:29):
to announce the big news jimbal and Bobby are embracing scientology.
Before you know it, you guys are couch jumping with Oprah.
Plus you get a chance to plug the next Jimble
and Bobby Pocket Parkers or whatever you think of it. Babe,
you did in the news every single day.
Speaker 18 (32:46):
Yeah, they'd be saying, those guys are a couple of Weirdosah.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Well, it's a little late to be worrying about that.
Oh and don't forget. Once you're on the inside, you
get to hang out in Hollywood at the Celebrity Center.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Well what's that.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
That's that Scientology country club thing where they separate the
star from their bank roll.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
So we're gonna pay somebody to make us look like
an idiot?
Speaker 6 (33:09):
What do you think I've been doing for the last
twenty five years. Oh, but you do get to hop
now with all the other famous flakes, I mean, celebrity
disciples of Scientology, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Mimi Rodgers, Linda Blair,
Isaac Hayes, Karen Black, Priscilla Presley, Edgar Winter, Shaka Khan,
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Jason Lee.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Here's Jason Lee.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
At your role model, babe, Earl J Hookey, what from
my name is Earl.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
You made Earls a scientologist.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
That's what it says on the internet, so it must
be true.
Speaker 18 (33:43):
Man, What what about that hot blonde from kens In,
North Carolina?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Plays his ex wife? What's her name, Jamie Presley?
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Okay, let me check hold on. Nope, sorry, baby, I
don't see your list is here.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
But she could be right. I may talks to her
about all the time water hanging out on.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
Right. If I say yes, will you join up?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Absolutely? Then yes, alright, I already know what I'm gonna
say when I made her. Hey, Joey, come down here
in the volcano.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Give me a hut, easy, Jimbo. Even scientologists have their limits. Hey, listen,
we'll hash it out over lunch. Have your machine called
my machine and remember. Oh wait, Heyzil, come in here
and back me up on this. I like big guts
and I cannot lie you other brother can't deny When
the blow walks in with a hairy face and a
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roly poly waist, Oh you get strong? Want to pull
off tough because you notice that that guy was stuff
so lady, yeah, ladies, yeah, I want to roll in
my Mercedes. Yeah, then stick it out with a great
big pot. Even Mike Boys got to shout baby got gout. Oh,
(34:55):
and he used to Bobby, that's really too what.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Good morning. It's a big Shaw on the radio, rolling
through your Thursday, March the thirteenth, about twenty minutes away.
I'm on track with Doug Rice Boys headed to Vegas
the race this weekend. Right now, it's time once again
for meditations with Monica, your daily dose of personal peace,
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serenity for your psych and balm for your brain. And
now your host Mona.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Friends sending love to our regulars, and if you're knew,
thank you for taking time to find some mental clarity
and calm and a hectic work. Now get in a
comfortable position. I hope you're wearing something loose and unbinding,
(36:23):
unlike that woman at Target the other day. Yoga pants
are fine if they're the right size, but three size
is too small. Never a good look. I mean, what
are you trying to prove? It doesn't make you look younger,
It just makes you look ridiculous and desperate. Free, focus
(36:50):
on calm and breed deep breaths in through the nose,
through the mouth, which is much easier if it's not
full of piercings. I mean, one or two is fine,
but God, if you're going for a Guinness Book of
(37:12):
World Records, can't breathe through your nose when it's clogged
with boogers in metal? You think that looks good? Who
told you that looks good? Nobody? That's who? Re nice
and snow. Do you have your essential oil diffusers running inhale,
(37:35):
those calming aromas, avender, sage, vanilla, anything that gives you peace,
anything except body odor, which you certainly wouldn't slash, shouldn't
(37:58):
go out in public with, especially with that yoga pants,
cameltoe and doorhover face metal. You're a grown ass woman.
Speaker 8 (38:06):
I'm sure you tell everyone you're in your thirties, but
that cottage cheese booty tells me you're close to fifty.
And if you keep eating those cheese doodles, you won't
get any older. Bree deep, slow, happy reps. Let your
(38:28):
body release the tension that your muscles good.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Limb as limp as your husband, because I can't imagine
anyone getting turned on by.
Speaker 14 (38:43):
That freak show.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I mean, for God's sake, don't you own a mirror, lady,
or have glasses?
Speaker 12 (38:50):
I can't believe you dare to go out in public.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
You are a monster, ray I said, slow, damn choose relaxation,
Listen to.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Your heartbeat, kick, calm and serene.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
It's all for today.
Speaker 6 (39:08):
Here come.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Now, you're ready to meet the day. See you next time.
On the meditations with Monica, I'm going to try try.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
All.
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I know.
Speaker 11 (39:46):
Oh what?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Good morning. This is a big sew on the radio
for your Thursday, March the thirteenth. Lo Dates in history
go back way back. Seventeen eighty one, Sir William Herschel
discovered the planet Uranus. Of course, we love to celebrate
any time a new planet is found.
Speaker 15 (40:45):
This week in history, seventeen eighty one, astronomer Sir William
Herschel discovered the planet Uranus. Your Public Library salutes this
scientific milestone with a special salute to Uranus, special slide
shows and books featuring Uranus, and a multimedia display that
allows you to study Uranus for yourself. Visit the library
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this week and discover uranus. Before you know it, you'll
be able to find uranus with both hands tied behind
your back. Also this week, our special preseason salute to
baseball continues. Come in and discover the difference between uranus
and third base. We're not being juvenile, You're being juvenile.
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Cut in this week and discover uranus the library.
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Check it out, Immure.
Speaker 11 (41:37):
Good morning.
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Big shows on the radio coming up. We play beat
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Speaker 6 (41:54):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
We catching up with our man Doug Ries before he
heads out to Vegas this weekend. Boys are racing. You said,
wait a minute, You said Doug retired last year.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Well he did.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
But now you can just pick and choose what you
want to do, can't you, buddy.
Speaker 11 (42:09):
It's kind of nice to be able to go all
a cart. What I'm actually doing is I'll be working
on the public address system out at Las Vegas. Motor
Speedway for three days and doing a little chatting on
the radio, and you get to go to Vegas and
stay at the South Point for a while. So I'm
all good. It works out well for everybody.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
It's a write off, see pretty much.
Speaker 11 (42:29):
Yeah. You know what Pat Patterson told me a long
time ago. The difference between a deal and a scam
is if it's a deal, you're in on it. If
it's a scam, you're not. So I guess this is
a deal.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Well, good word everybody. Listen, gonna be in Vegas. You'll
get to hear a Doug right there and on a
radio too good, buddy, good, well man, Christopher Bell, you
called it Doug. Now put a couple of dollars on him,
three in a row this day, and a just pretty good.
Speaker 11 (43:01):
You take that money that you put on Bell and
just leave it there for this coming weekend.
Speaker 9 (43:06):
Tell you.
Speaker 11 (43:08):
I don't argue with the guy on a hot street
three in a row. He wanted Atlanta. He kind of
lucked into that one with the late race crash and
the way things ended. But I mean, you have to
be running good to benefit from the luck at circuit
of the Americas. He had easily the best car on
the track, and then of course last week at Phoenix,
(43:28):
right up front all day long, deserved to win that race,
had had to earn it at the end in a
dash with Denny Hamlin. But you win three in a
row in this guys, you're in pretty You're a pretty
good company right now.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
That's it too. And looking at Vegas's track, what's the
closest it comes to the any that we've already run,
So not.
Speaker 11 (43:48):
Really, because this is the first mile and a half
type track we've ran this year. You did Atlanta, which
is a mile and a half but it's kind of
a hybrid super speedway. Daytona and then Circuit of the
Americas was a road course. Phoenix is kind of a short,
flat track. So this is the first time that we
faced this kind of race this year. And the reason
(44:10):
I kind of I'm not really joking about Bell winning
out there when we were there in the fall last year.
He led one hundred and fifty five out of two
hundred and sixty seven laps, finished second behind Joey Logano,
who went on to win the title. So he was
the dominant car all day long. He was catching Logano
at the end of that race, So I really like
Bell again and you go four in a row, that
(44:32):
puts you in rarefied air. The last guy to do
that was Bill Elliott, I think back in nineteen ninety two.
He won four out of the first five races. So
Bell's got a chance to tie Elliott in winning four
out of the first five.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
All right, and that option tire though you so, Doug,
Phoenix is going to be the last race that's going
to be in the Championship race this year, So they're
messing around with the Star Are they going to use
it that any more? Tracks? It was pretty cool the
way to do it, to throw something else in there
for you crew chief to work with.
Speaker 11 (45:08):
They've not announced it yet, but I would not be surprised. Okay,
it worked. This is the best having an option tire
I've ever seen work. They tried it at North Wilkesboro
last year in the All Star Race. It didn't make
that much difference, but you could really tell the people
that went out on what they called the option tire
and they ran really well for about thirty laps. Then
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their car slowed down because it was a softer compound,
and the people on the primary tire caught up to them,
but it was a nice little chess game at the
end of the end of the race and the way
it played out, I felt like saved that race and
made it a lot more interesting than most Phoenix races are.
So I like it. I'm glad Nascars playing around with
(45:50):
this a little bit. The reviews across the board have
been very positive.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
It is pretty cool. And when you're gonna use it,
what stage at the race, you know to get you there.
I really like that as well.
Speaker 11 (46:00):
Man, I think it's a lot. My analogy for it
is like using a credit card. You can use your
credit card and you can buy a lot of cool
stuff if you put on those soft tires early and
you can pass a lot of people. But at the
end of the month, the bill comes due at the
end of the run of the soft tires, then it
falls off and you become mortal again, and so there's
(46:23):
always a payoff.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
At the end of this.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
I like it.
Speaker 11 (46:25):
I think it. Like I said, I felt like it
actually made this Phoenix race one of the more interesting ones.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Out there neat all. Right, So the standing's head of
the Vegas William Byron is still on the top of
the standings with Christopher Bell with three in a row,
still a number two, and then Tyler Reddick, Ryan Blaney,
Chase Elliott, Alex Bowman, Denny Hamlin, Kyle Busch, Joey Logano,
Chris Busher. That's your top ten. So Artist said, Bell's hot.
(46:51):
You gotta go with the with the hot.
Speaker 11 (46:53):
Hey, I'm gonna leave it there. I mean, the wheel
just keeps coming around for him. I like him right now.
There are two people are two teams that I feel
like are ahead of everybody. You mentioned them, the points leader,
William Byron. Every week they're right in the mix. They're solid,
they are hitting their stride. And of course Christopher Bell.
(47:13):
You win three in a row, that's pretty solid. I
feel like those two teams at the moment, Hendrick Motorsports
and then Bell from Joe Gibbs Racing, They've got the
things covered. It was a Joe Gibbs weekend by the
way out at Phoenix. They won the ARCA race, they
turned around and won the Infinity Race with Eric Almrola,
and then the Cup race. So Joe Gibbs, Joe Gibbs
(47:34):
did all right.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Awesome, good work, coach, Gibbs Man. I love that man.
All right, good deal, Doug. Will you travel safe, have
a great weekend in Vegas. Will catch up with you
next week.
Speaker 11 (47:44):
All right, talk to you again next Thursday. Be good.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
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