March 13, 2025 • 46 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, We acknowledge the birth of the science fiction author turned religious leader, L. Ron Hubbard.. - First up, we’ll have Carl Childers explain the story of Scientology.. - Then we’ll check in with our agent Murray on the subject.. - and finally, we’ll gather around the Big Show roundtable for a discussion.. - Plus, we’ll introduce a brand new segment to our show called Meditations with Monica and help get your day started with a positive attitude.. - Doug Rice recaps the past week in NASCAR and makes his prediction for who will dominate in Vegas this weekend.. - and we’ll wrap up the morning with virtual trip to Ireland for a Playhouse entitled, “Patrick Says Goodbye”…
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Roll
into your Thursday morning I feature track from the Big
Show bt Box a play housing titled Patrick Says Goodbye
key words goodbye Patrick. Hit the Big Box at the
Bigshow dot Com enter. Right now, it's time to play
Beat the Blonde. Let's meet a contestant. We got Bill
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out on Wilmington, North Carolina. Good morning, Bill, Morning, Good
more the body, welcome in here?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I Bill?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The last date or some questions? You know what to do?
Agree or disagree? Gt two bells for two buzzers and
you win the Gold Bullsnut Prize by god Boy. I
want to do it then? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Tight.
According to readers Digest Helpful Hints and Household Tips, what
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are the most common calls of holes in your bed sheets? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I know this one, Spike heels. Yeah, yours over drying?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Over drying in your bed sheets calls holes in them?
A bill? What you think? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I gotta tell you that's a tough one.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Now I'm gonna agree, gonna agree with the over drying
and going Now bleach is what is responsible for that?
You know you're probably using it and properly or excessively
the holes in the sheets. And you really should take
your shoes off before you jump in there.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And my, hold on and use bleach on the sheets.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
All right. They won't get you a bell here, Bill, well, Bill,
My early man used to make his bed out of leaves.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Look at you?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What did he usually cover his bed with?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Early woman?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm thinking early man what he had around him.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
He used moss, moss, so leaves for the bed, and
he covered it with moss. Bill, agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:51):
One?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And that was the thing to do. Yes, animal skins.
Animal skins is what you cover the leaves with. The
early man and early woman blade mail if we can
get you the bull's not right here used to make
the bed so tight. According to fashion experts, a nineteen
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year old is too young to wear mink. Wait, man,
let me ask that as a question. Yes, is a
nineteen year old too young to wear mink?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You gave me time to think about this, and I
think if he's old enough for the army, then he's
old enough for mink.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yes, nineteen year old is too young to wear mink. No, no, Bill,
I think we've settled on No. A nineteen year old
with a man or woman. You know the pronoun deal together. No,
they're not too young to wear mink. Agree or disagree, Bill.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'm gonna agree.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Agree for the man your Yeah, you go ahead and
wear mink. You're a grown up now, bail good work.
One d twenty dollars worth of bulls Nod headed down
to Port City for you. Alrighty, all right, buddy, hang on,
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we've been talking about Scientology, the founder's birthday today and stuff.
Did an in depth study when Tom Cruise was getting
Katie Holmes in it. We'll go over that after this.
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Good morning. It's a big sew on the radio. How
about that man? We just had a contestant went and
beat the blonde from Wilmington, North Carolina. And you know,
back my wonderful thing giveaway like we're at one hundred
and thirty four, but it was way back. Remember I
was giving away the autograph picture of Dawson's Creek Gang
with Katie Home. James Vanderbeek got to meet all those
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kids when they were filming down there in Wilmington, North Carolina.
So then so Katie marries Tom Cruise, so he was
getting her to go into Scientology.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Was like, come on to a meeting, you know, just
just come see check it out.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Check it out.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
The girls they have cupcakes. So we got to explained
to depth. During that time was getting Katie. And while
we're talking about man, if you ever need a good
reason to divorce Tom Cruise, if you with him, he
lasted six years.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Gotta is that right?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That's how long it lives. It about there kids and
everything like that. Now when they divorced, I guess I'm
guessing she got out of scientology.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
She ran away.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, she picked up her daughter and they he didn't
even know they were gone. And she got a letter.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well let's go back when we were covering it here
and trying to explain the whole deal. Run. Well, we'll
talk about Scientology. It's all over the news, especially with
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. She's converting to his deal.
And if you're wonder, like we were, what the heck
is this all about? Well here it is. Read you
this Tom Cruise wasn't always so cool. In fact, it's
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taking him years and tens of millions of dollars, we
hear to achieve the special brand of inner bliss that
allows him to shrug off getting squirted in the face
with water on the red carpet. How do he do it?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
With help from the Church of Scientiflogies SEC whole track questionnaire.
That's how the secret document was developed by Scientology founder
and science fiction writer l Ron Hubbard. Are used during
auditing sessions. That's the ones designed to identify trouble with
your thetans. Now, the thetans or alien ghost were implanted
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in Earth's volcanoes seventy five million years ago by the
evil intergalactic ruler Xenu, until the nasty buggers escaped and
invaded the bodies of each and every one of us.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Yes, really, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Making this up. Oh my gosh, this is like a
science fiction now this Well, there you go.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So new recruits like Katie Holmes answer the questions while
hooked up to the E meter. It's a polygraph like contraption.
A church expert records the answers for further study. Moving
up the latter in Scientology is a long term process
that can cost a church member as much as half
a million dollars in auditing session. Man, so why would
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anyone go through this foolishness? Well, Once they attained the
state of elevated consciousness called clear, a church member can
consciously control matter, energy, space, time, thought, and life and.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Do things like get Katie Holmes to be your girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
He got some trick.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Well.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
The new issue of Radar magazine on newsstands now has
an article that reveals some of the three hundred and
forty three questions on the test. And we have a
list of a few of the more interesting ones. And
I'm not making this up. So I said, well, let
me take that test to see if I've had then if.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You've got what it takes to be a scientologist.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
And then I looked at us. Ready feel it out
for me. Yeah, this looks like a.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Lot of work. There are many words and not many pictures,
all right, So I just feel out with your help.
Actual questions, all right, So here's and these are really
the question on the test. Have you ever driven anyone insane?
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Well, that's an easy one.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I'm gonna I'm.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Gonna ahead and put a yes down for that would
be me. I'd be like like, actually committed, no, have
you well? I get well, okay, we'll come back to
that one. We'll think about have you ever killed the
wrong person. You're killing me? But no, that wouldn't because
I'm sure that's a metaphorical way.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
But I think he.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Intends to kill Yeah, yeah, yeah, the wrong Believe me.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Every time that happens, he thinks you're the guy.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, is anyone looking for you?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
What time is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Not right now?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Now?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
No, we got that meeting at ten thirty. If I
wait and fill this out later, that'd be yes, But
now it's no. I won't go ahead and put for you.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Have you?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Have you ever set a poor example? Now this one,
this one, I'm going to go in and put a
hell yes, yeah, okay, did you come to Earth for
evil purposes?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:18):
No, no, because that would go back on your mama
and you know no, all right, are you in hiding?
Well again, not right now?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
But what time?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Go ahead and give you another here? Have you systematically
set up mysteries?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Now?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Systematic system just putting your clocks and watches to all
too different times like ten minutes ahead?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Does that count? I won't have to say yes? And
that is you know every fishing story you've ever told
has obviously systematically been set up. So I'm gonna give
you a yes. Have you Have you ever made a
practice of confusing people?
Speaker 6 (10:59):
There?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
You got to say no, because he doesn't plan it.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
It just.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Not perfect. That one. I'm gonna put Oh hell yeah
all the time.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
I want to fight about it.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I have to ask for absolutely philosophized instead of acting?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Sure, how about this?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I've been thinking, Yeah, I guess I'm somewhat of a philosopher.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Yes, have you ever gone crazy? Depends on who you
ask crazy. Yeah, that's a pretty that's pretty open. I'm
gonna give you a note there. Have you ever sought
to persuade somebody or someone of your insanity? Have you
trying to convince somebody I can't come to work today,
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I'm crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
That time of Halloween?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah, crazy candy.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Sometimes you'll do commercials for the car dealership, but he's
usually out of town when that happens.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
That's more acting. So we'll give you a know there.
Have you ever deserted or betrayed a great leader? Now
you know I am in the presidents. Randy is not
all about you.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's just my test.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Well, but you know I'm gonna have to say yes,
you have you ever smothered a baby that well, not
baby doll.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
I was gonna say, definitely, he does too much attention.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
But he does like to sniff them, so there's he
could suck the era the sniff baby's head. Have you
ever castrated anyone again? Now, for my own just verbally
or actually from my own perspective, I'd say yes, but
I really got to blame my mother. I'll have to
give you a know there. Do you deserve to be enslaved?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That depends? Is this baby dolls again?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Is it something like, you know, two hours on a
Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
It didn't miss any about leather and whips or anything.
You might deserve a great master. Sometimes you might deserve it.
You just wouldn't be very good, right, Yeah? Is there
any question on this list? I had better not ask
you again that one about cash grade. Have you ever
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tried to make the physical universe less real?
Speaker 7 (13:36):
How could his physical universe be a less real? To
think about what he does not on purpose?
Speaker 8 (13:41):
Alright?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Have you ever zapped anyone? I remember you remember that
winter when it was you know, when the carpet was
new and you were walking shocking me on the end.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
Of my How about just yesterday.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yesterday I zapped condor with that with that shocking.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
And I couldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
And the power wouldn't work on you. But yes, okay,
last question, do you deserve to have any friends?
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Depends on who you ask.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Just just don't ask my friends.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Okay, Well, according to you, if you answered that, you
would definitely say.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yes, deserve.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
So we'll have to do some research and scoring. We'll
see whether you have what it takes to become a scientoloist.
And by the way, by the way, just you know,
in case people who are scientologists are listening, We don't
want you folks to get upset. I want to show
you that that we have a good sense of humor
about ourselves too, So I thought it'd be interesting. Well,
we're going to read some questions from the Big Show
interview questionnaire.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Inquire for the Big Job.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Because you know, some of these might sound a tad ridiculous,
you know, out of context scientologists, right, they.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Put that hiring freeze on this, so we're not going
to chip it off any applicants. Okay, all right, can.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
We take this home?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
On this material?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You're in Tyler all right, now, Now here's your chance
to see if you have what it takes to be
on the big ship? All right? Question number one? Did
you know your pants are unzipped? That one seems to
come up a lot. Let's see did that come out
of you?
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Who?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Here's a go one?
Speaker 7 (15:21):
What's your buddy's problem? Anyway? Here's a go one? Do
you think those are real?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I heard that one?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
How about could you come out and move your car?
That seems to come out a lot? In fact, I
think Marcy's getting a call on that one. Oh, here's
what could you tell your friends out there on the
lobby to hold it down a little bit? Would you
go wake Rayford up and tell him he's on in
thirty seconds? That's a skill that comes in very handy there.
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Why didn't you call if you knew you were going
to be late? What's nine times seven? That's always a
fun question. How come all we ever hire around here
is google? Here's one that's a little bit odd. Have
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you ever been rubbing a dog's belly and accidentally touched his?
Speaker 8 (16:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
You have down?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I said, could you tell if the dog was embarrassed?
Like you were? Right?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Exactly?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Which is a judgment?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Coffee?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
You know, no matter how you tried that one ain't
gonna get in weird Ye.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Here's one where in the world is Tater? I think
you were just asking a few minutes, would you please
stop doing that? That usually comes towards the end of
the interview. Where's your big bag? Why doesn't anybody want
you to be happy? And here's one that Randy added
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just recently, where's my Jesus movie? So there you go,
score yourself at home?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Are strange? That's who was on the phone. It was Moses.
He said, let my movie go.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Good morning to make sewing a radio about twenty minutes away,
tay Lertaman News, sarahight Nows turning over the moon.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
Hello friends, you job your host Bill Silver's here to edify, educate,
and above all entertain you as we mercilessly mock the
thin skin cry baby idiots on the left.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yes, it's true.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I was born for this.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Now, as you know, Trump is keeping his promise and
is gutting the bureaucracy like a rainbow trout. Smart people
are excited to finally see just how they've been screwed
for the last fifty years.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Stupid people are.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
Crying and whining that it's not fair, and a number
of those stupid people are now out of work, so
where will they go now? A company can only hire
just so many lazy, good for nothing's. So for all
you businesses out there, here's a quick list of what
to look for in the right job applicant. From the
home office in Maxine Water's Gorilla Cookie Bakery and Underground
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Sanctuary City comes today's top ten list. The top ten
signs that your applicant is conservative. Number ten natural hair color.
Number nine takes a swing at you when you ask
for their pronouns.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Number eight. They don't think children are sexy too soon.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Don't make that face data number seven, no face tattoos.
Number six less than thirty piercings. Number five doesn't feel
triggered by the American flag. Number four they're not on
the sexual predators registry. Number three shows up to work
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on time without needing arrest. Number two. The word Trump
doesn't make them peepee in their divy.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
And the number one way.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
To tell your job applicant is conservative. They know which
bathroom to use, so thirty is the over under own piercings.
Don't watch ot material off my bits.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Morning big shows on a radio and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
A good morning, this big show, Plastic Thurgeon, Doctor Hall
and p Win. I fixed Jackie Quinn's Randy and Smarty
Marty's Massive man hooted. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show, life over for John Boy shin
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extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league. But I'll take a
work at it.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I mean, what could it hurt? Good morning, It's a
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big show on the radio. All rise eleveny birthdays to day.
Those Ken dolls birthday is to day. It was well
born to the public on this day back in nineteen
sixty one. The tough coming up with those new Ken
dolls over the years. Raise as to this top ten list.
All right, we're talking about the brand new Ken doll.
(21:19):
It's called ear ring Magic Ken.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Now what is that?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
All?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Like Ken doesn't have enough image problems already.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Remember Jennifer brought brought a Ken doll in it she
just got recently. Yeah, glitter magic Ken. I see, come on,
it's not helping. I mean, you know it usoul to
be Ken, you know, I mean Barbie's boyfriend. You know
it would hang out and do stuff together.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
And if Barbie at least drives a corvette, what is
Ken drive?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
And you go, well, we're always worried about Ken, you know,
but now got Lee Glitter Magic Earring Magic Can. It's
even worse because gay guys across a miracle Man are
buying this earring Magic Ki.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Apparently gay guys are buying the earring Magic kN in
record numbers because they say this is the final confirmation
they've been looking for.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
There you go, that's right, there you go, they say,
you know, and when somebody says, well, well you were
saying that Ken is gay, you know, they say they
use my defense what I was saying, Well, look at it.
I don't know. Man. Now they're doing it to Ken.
But no, so you say, well, Earring Magic Can. Maybe
that was a bad idea. That was a bad idea.
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Imagine the ones that didn't make it to production there
at Mattel. We just happen to have a few of
them right here.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Our top ten list today, Top ten rejected ideas for
the new Ken doll number ten, Haitian Junkie Dentist Ken
number nine, Ken Wayne Bobbitt with detachable part number eight
Clinton appointee Ken See Another Image Problem Number seven Thin
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neatly dressed, unmarried hairstylist Mister Kenneth Number six, Don't Ask,
Don't Tell Ken number five, Act Up Ken number four
lifelong bachelor with living longtime companion Ken number three, Doctor
(23:19):
Ken Vorkian Number two Lollapalooza Ken with Pierce Nipples and
cinderblock action playset and the number one rejected Kendall Gerbil
Magic Ken.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
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(24:07):
and here's how Girl Marcy Tater More, thank.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
You so much. Now you may recall me telling about
Megan Markle's new show on Netflix, Right with Love Meghan Well,
it ranked number six on Netflix's Original Shows. It's first
week that it was out number six six amazing. Oh well,
Netflix has renewed it for a second year.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
So it's hard doing interviews with people right it's.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Her doing some crafts and cooking as and has guests
in there while she's doing.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
So she herself into Martha Stewart hopefully. Is that what
she traveling?
Speaker 8 (24:44):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah, she's kind of got a little bit same format.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
It's an amateur cooking show, kind of like Selena Gomez
has one. Jennifer Gardner has one. So it's like she's
She's always says during it that it's a progress, not
perfection in her kitchen. So that's one of the things
that she that's kind of like showing how to you know,
entertain and things, just.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
To keep yourself out there among well, you.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Know, Netflix gave her and Prince Harry one hundred million
dollars for content. So this I think is the second forma.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
With Obama. With Obama's too, That's why you say them
with unpopular shows.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
So they did that series of them being interviewed and
that was one thing, and now this is more content
for now. She's critics have been beaten her up, especially
over in Great Britain, saying that you know, she doesn't
know what she's doing. She does not how to cook,
she doesn't do any she's cooking in white.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
What who does that? You know, there's not an Apritish.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
And also apparently she's in the news now saying that
she wants to go with their real name. So the
Duchess insists that she wants to be called Sussex because
she's the Duchess of Suckets. So when she turned up
on the set to make star shaped sandwiches and fruit
platters in the shape of I don't know rainbows, she
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has had a comedian writer, Mindy calling on her from
the office, and Mindy didn't really know that she was
going to go in this long winded lecture about her
surname and want to change it. And of course Megan's
dad had to get in the getting the tabloids and
he's not happy about her dropping the family going with
the Suckets. So a lot of relationships stuff in the news.
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Christian McCaffrey and his model wife Olivia are expecting a baby.
Did they get married last June? They've been dating since
twenty nineteen, so they got it baby in a carriage.
Jennifer Garner said that she is not interested in Ben Affleck.
People of tabloids have been saying they've been spotted a
lot together at their kids things, and she's like, no
way in hell. I mean, she said, no way am
(26:52):
I getting back with Ben even though Ben's free. They
have kids there were they were married for like ten years,
so they have kids together and they've been divorced for
a long time now and go and people, you know,
he had his arm around her waist. Since the tabloids went.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
They said, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Bezos is getting married in June in Europe to his fiancee,
Lauren Sanchez in Europe. Invitations have already been addressed to
a select group of friends and billionaires. And uh, yeah,
so that's what's happening for Bezos. And okay, I have
an update on Gene Hackman told you last week about that, right,
(27:34):
so everyone knows. They were found dead in their New
Mexico home on the twenty sixth. Well, the autopsy reveals
that he died on February eighteenth, they're saying, a full
week after his wife passed away. This is according to
the medical Examiner. Officials held a press conference saying that
more details about the circumstances of the couple's death is
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that the actor died from heart complications in Alzheimer's that
his body was found collapsed in the homes mud room,
and they say that his wife likely died on the
eleventh of February from something called hunt, a virus like
from rodents, rare type of virus that spread by rodents.
So investigators believe that Hackman continued to live in the
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house with his wife after she died a week.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Could he have done it without.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Confused exactly is what they're saying. He didn't even realize that.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
She was there. And then the dog that was locked
up in the in the kennel that passed away as well.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Probably, I don't know if they to see if the rodents.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
They said the dog had had a veterinarian treatment something
that required him to be separated from the other dogs,
and that's why he was quarantined.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, so the mystery has been has been solved, and
it just didn't get any better. So blessed their heart.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
No foul play, No foul play, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Well, let's get us a wonder let's play wordy word. Alright,
here we go one ain't hundred big show. We'll get
a couple of contestants saying play next, good morning, that's
(29:34):
a big show. On the radio for your Thursday March
at thirteenth feature Driving a Big Show, Big box and
Playhouse entitled Patrick says, goodbye, serve it up boyd minutes
and right now, let's play. I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
I buy the bed the big way.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Any words around. Let's miss our contestant, I mean, not
miss him. Let's meet him. Pay Lauren, you're on faye
it well, North Carolina. Good morning, Lauren, Good morning. I
know somebody's going down. You're just gonna decide who that
is in three or four minutes, all right, as a
playing So it's gonna be me and low Rien right there.
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And we got Angie from a Tupelo, Mississippi on this line.
Good morning, Angie, good morning, good morning baby. All right, then, Lauren,
you don't talk mean to Angie. She sounds sweet, good
old Southern boys. I love them all. All right, Well,
let's go to boys.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
You don't want to make somebody mad just gonna whip you.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
So go ahead, all right, boys, get some girls and
we'll see what we can do. So, uh, Angie, you
and take take relax. Me and Lauren we'll go for
the first thirty seconds, all right, you ready Lauren, let's roll,
let's do it. Starting the clock now, this bird lays
(30:56):
eggs and you eat them chicken. Yeah huh. Another blank
on the fire. Look at the planets and stars through
a telescope. A bird goes blank blank. Oh oh hold on, no, no, no, no,
I'll be right there. All right, So I know what happened.
(31:18):
We had an overtime game yesterday. So that was left
over for the fifteen second overtime, wasn't it, because I
was well, that's all right, So how many of you
were getting on the fifteen? We got three?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Was just run the other fifteen again and that'll make
it thirty for our first round swing. I can't help
your Southern boys, flor all right, buddy, we're going to
go for another third fifteen seconds, okay, okay, picking up
on that last one. Starting the clock now, a little
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bird goes blank blank, Yeah, okay, a fire blank. Put
out the fire with a fire the North Carolina State wolf.
Heck yeah, uh huh, all right, good day. Why didn't
we put uh no, well, it's a total of six.
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Thank you very much for giving up with that. Lord
with a six. So Angie and tayl do we have
to play that way. No, you go ahead seconds, old man.
We don't want to break y'all up, because we're Southern
boys that love all girls. You ready, Angie, Yes, okay,
(32:33):
let's do this. Start the clock now.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Winnie the Pooh's little friend was.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
When when something's funny you ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
You do that?
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Yeah, you might.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Uh you count your blanks and see you might walk
ten thousand of them. Count your yes. Have you a
string blank, six string or a twelve string blank guitar? Yes?
And when you get embarrassed, your face turns pink.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
What did you just say? What did you do?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Don't pay atten, don't Oh.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
You're gonna let it ride? Let it ride. Ain't not
nice to day? So that was that was a five
on the board. So it's six to five leads by one.
There we're going around two.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
All right, Lauren?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
You ready? All right? Starting to clock now? What are
you doing looking over there? Paid blank to me? Yes,
uh huh okay, this is right. Uh the blank child,
the second child is the little child. Yes, you have
four of these rubber things on your car?
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Uh huh Oh, you're the blank of the whole deal.
They people look at you. Wow. I want to be
like who I blank you? No, I blank door? Yes,
kind of like that. Keep going, my man, Lord, I
just open you going round over, but I wait for
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a three on that six. It is a nine, so
Tater and Angie four will tie in force over time
five will win Angie. Y'all are picking up on that
last one ready.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
I'm jealous with blank.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Envy.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yes you uh you uh. If you put your clothes
in the dryer too hot, they'll do this strength. Yep,
you your house is made out of red blank yep
you rhymes with it. You do this to the remote
or you change channels a sound. It makes sure you
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blame your seat belt.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
You do this to a soccer ball with your foot.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Kick kick at the buzzard.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
W yeah you girls.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
All right, musical Laura, we came up a little short, buddy,
good game, and you can't try again. That happened down
the road.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
We try.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Give Jackie a big hug for me.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I harassm some more next time. All right, Lord, we
appreciate you, buddy. Have a great damn fan man.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Look at you.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Wein you down there and two below winning a big
old prize pack on your word work good work, Yeah, man,
I ain't on with Jackie. Good morning, got the big
show on the radio? Bed request time? Can't you grab
a mongo? Barry blunting somewhere on Facebook, Bear says, I
(35:48):
got an oldie but a good remember keep your glance
to yourself song. I go it? What your pants funny? Well?
All right, Berry day, look it up for bar We
got it next Good morning by show's on the radio,
(36:26):
or something you'd like to hear about this time Monday
through Friday. Hit us up on the John Boy Biller
Facebook page where Barry blating and about Barry gets his
request this morning, let's go back. Let's make show exclusive too.
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I get a little thing in my wallet. You can
see the rain. Gonna call you on the telephone. Baby,
I wanna show you that thing. But each time we
tell it's the same aim all things Paul is no
hugg hen gets sitting to you wear that thing? Say honey,
my baby, let's put it back on the ship, she
(37:10):
said on him, and no lies and keep your glass
to your cell. I said, now, baby, baby, baby, why
you don't treat me this? Why you know I'm still
your love boy? But it won't feel the same way
(37:31):
past way.
Speaker 9 (37:32):
She told me your story about he's in her beees
and said, no, hugg.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
He don't get eateing to you wear one of these.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Now, Honey, my baby, this put it back on the ship.
She said, on him, it all lies, and keep your
glass of your cell LEAs said, may see you are
(38:04):
on history. But I said no, baby, Now.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
You see.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I wanted her real bad and I started to open
the box. That's when she started talking about going bare
footing wearing sacks. I said, honey, I live with you
for the risk of my life. She said, if you
don't worry or can do, you can make me your wife. Honey,
I my baby, take a thing off the ship be
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called Before I'd marry you, I'd rather do it myself.
Yea one said Jim.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
I don't know him.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Every shame wh Good morning. It's a big show on
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the radio. Would your playhouse for you? John more Billy albums.
This one's entitled Patrick says goodbye, keywords, goodbye Patrick, and
you hit the big box at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode. Patrick
says goodbye. As our story opens, Patrick Flanagan lies gravely
ill at his home in Belfast, Northern Ireland.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Would you like another couple of water?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Darling?
Speaker 11 (40:44):
What ain't gonna call the fire in me? Bloodish time?
I'm fixing to die.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Now, don't talk like that, Love, You're gonna be just fine.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
The fever praying with me? Mind?
Speaker 11 (41:01):
You sound like your friend jimmya Now, woman, the doctor's
been lying to me for the last six months. Don't
you start to after all this time? I think you
owe me the truth.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
I'm dying.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
He dying?
Speaker 3 (41:18):
All right, Yes, you're dying.
Speaker 11 (41:24):
Then get on the telephone and call Reverend Brown. Tell
him to come right away. I need to talk to him.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Reverend Brown from the medicine, you know, from.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
The Methodist church.
Speaker 7 (41:35):
Love, Oh the fever, I Reverend Brown.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
What's Badrick?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
You've been waiting for me?
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Don't you want me to send her father Mike?
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Surely with what little time you have left.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
You don't want to talk to a priest.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Reverend Brown is a Protestant.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Just bring you.
Speaker 11 (42:02):
Good priest's from your little island community. I know he's
a Protestant. Now, God fetcham and be quick about it.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
What's difficult that I thought, Wait a minute, you're not
saying what I think you're saying.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Are you.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Try this? Marsiah?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Just go get Reverend Brown.
Speaker 7 (42:23):
Colleen makes a quick phone call, and a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Later, Petrick, dear Reverend Brown is here.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Me Head.
Speaker 6 (42:33):
The bears are.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Going off in Behead. Good morning. Where are you all going? Later?
We're a global community. I wish I could be paying
this visit under happier circumstances.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Good news, Marcy.
Speaker 7 (42:55):
All the pressure is finally off you.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Everybody does, Reverend, and they're doing it in this bit.
The best we can do.
Speaker 11 (43:06):
The best we can do is make sure we're ready
when it happens, Colleen, would you excuse us for a
few minutes and don't that's where we.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Go it later?
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Of course, I'll be right outside if you need, Miss Retort.
Speaker 7 (43:17):
A few tortuous minutes later, he's were coming down.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
Reverend.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
I still don't understand. I still don't understand all this,
but I want his final moments.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
To be happy, missus Flanagan, are you up and about well?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I believe in all the Reverend Browns.
Speaker 7 (43:45):
Top of the morning, Mike, and to you, Reverend. So Colleen,
how's our patient today?
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (43:50):
Much worse fodder.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Mike.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
I'm afraid he's not.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Long for this world. I but I think he's finally
ready for the next one.
Speaker 7 (43:58):
I don't understand. On so many levels, I don't understand.
Speaker 9 (44:04):
He's just become a Protestant. What Lord be with you,
missus Flanagan, and with you two, Father Mike. Good day folks, Colleen.
What he said is true that it is father Mike.
Speaker 11 (44:18):
Who's that looking about out there?
Speaker 5 (44:20):
It's fine porn.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Sit there and it's Father Mike.
Speaker 7 (44:26):
Darling, Colleen, do you think I could have a word
with him?
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Well, I suppose, Jord, but keep it short if you would.
He's very weak.
Speaker 11 (44:33):
Hello there, Patrick's good to see him, my thank god.
Somebody else has any say.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Your wife is just giving me some nonsense about you
becoming a Protestant.
Speaker 11 (44:42):
Oh, no nonsense about it. Reverend Brown just got done
converting me.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
But Patrick, why you've always been a good Catholic. You
and I have known each other since we were both
knee high to a peace aint who went to sentants together.
You're right there on the front row when I presided
over me very first. Miss Why in the world would
you pick a time like this to become a Protestant
with a mike.
Speaker 11 (45:06):
I figure, if somebody's got to go, it's better one
of them than one of us.
Speaker 7 (45:18):
Head and Megora. We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and
Billy playhouse.
Speaker 11 (45:22):
See if you can get that pop cornaton Protestant.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
He convert my wife to Irish.
Speaker 7 (45:28):
Tune again?
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Next time, Well we'll hear the crusty old archbishops say, hey,
big man.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Let me hold it dot. I thought I thought it
was supposed to be ours, but thus dollars a methodist.
I'm didn't get my methodist accident.
Speaker 7 (45:41):
Should that explains the method of.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Me too.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
I gotta try this r.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
R figure.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
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into your Thursday morning I feature track from the Big
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key words goodbye Patrick. Hit the Big Box at the
Bigshow dot Com enter. Right now, it's time to play
Beat the Blonde. Let's meet a contestant. We got Bill
(00:49):
out on Wilmington, North Carolina. Good morning, Bill, Morning, Good
more the body, welcome in here?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I Bill?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The last date or some questions? You know what to do?
Agree or disagree? Gt two bells for two buzzers and
you win the Gold Bullsnut Prize by god Boy. I
want to do it then? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Tight.
According to readers Digest Helpful Hints and Household Tips, what
(01:23):
are the most common calls of holes in your bed sheets? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I know this one, Spike heels. Yeah, yours over drying?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Over drying in your bed sheets calls holes in them?
A bill? What you think? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I gotta tell you that's a tough one.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Now I'm gonna agree, gonna agree with the over drying
and going Now bleach is what is responsible for that?
You know you're probably using it and properly or excessively
the holes in the sheets. And you really should take
your shoes off before you jump in there.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And my, hold on and use bleach on the sheets.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
All right. They won't get you a bell here, Bill, well, Bill,
My early man used to make his bed out of leaves.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Look at you?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What did he usually cover his bed with?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Early woman?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm thinking early man what he had around him.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
He used moss, moss, so leaves for the bed, and
he covered it with moss. Bill, agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:51):
One?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And that was the thing to do. Yes, animal skins.
Animal skins is what you cover the leaves with. The
early man and early woman blade mail if we can
get you the bull's not right here used to make
the bed so tight. According to fashion experts, a nineteen
(03:15):
year old is too young to wear mink. Wait, man,
let me ask that as a question. Yes, is a
nineteen year old too young to wear mink?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You gave me time to think about this, and I
think if he's old enough for the army, then he's
old enough for mink.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yes, nineteen year old is too young to wear mink. No, no, Bill,
I think we've settled on No. A nineteen year old
with a man or woman. You know the pronoun deal together. No,
they're not too young to wear mink. Agree or disagree, Bill.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'm gonna agree.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Agree for the man your Yeah, you go ahead and
wear mink. You're a grown up now, bail good work.
One d twenty dollars worth of bulls Nod headed down
to Port City for you. Alrighty, all right, buddy, hang on,
(04:25):
we've been talking about Scientology, the founder's birthday today and stuff.
Did an in depth study when Tom Cruise was getting
Katie Holmes in it. We'll go over that after this.
(05:09):
Good morning. It's a big sew on the radio. How
about that man? We just had a contestant went and
beat the blonde from Wilmington, North Carolina. And you know,
back my wonderful thing giveaway like we're at one hundred
and thirty four, but it was way back. Remember I
was giving away the autograph picture of Dawson's Creek Gang
with Katie Home. James Vanderbeek got to meet all those
(05:30):
kids when they were filming down there in Wilmington, North Carolina.
So then so Katie marries Tom Cruise, so he was
getting her to go into Scientology.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Was like, come on to a meeting, you know, just
just come see check it out.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Check it out.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
The girls they have cupcakes. So we got to explained
to depth. During that time was getting Katie. And while
we're talking about man, if you ever need a good
reason to divorce Tom Cruise, if you with him, he
lasted six years.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Gotta is that right?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That's how long it lives. It about there kids and
everything like that. Now when they divorced, I guess I'm
guessing she got out of scientology.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
She ran away.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, she picked up her daughter and they he didn't
even know they were gone. And she got a letter.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well let's go back when we were covering it here
and trying to explain the whole deal. Run. Well, we'll
talk about Scientology. It's all over the news, especially with
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. She's converting to his deal.
And if you're wonder, like we were, what the heck
is this all about? Well here it is. Read you
this Tom Cruise wasn't always so cool. In fact, it's
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taking him years and tens of millions of dollars, we
hear to achieve the special brand of inner bliss that
allows him to shrug off getting squirted in the face
with water on the red carpet. How do he do it?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
With help from the Church of Scientiflogies SEC whole track questionnaire.
That's how the secret document was developed by Scientology founder
and science fiction writer l Ron Hubbard. Are used during
auditing sessions. That's the ones designed to identify trouble with
your thetans. Now, the thetans or alien ghost were implanted
(07:23):
in Earth's volcanoes seventy five million years ago by the
evil intergalactic ruler Xenu, until the nasty buggers escaped and
invaded the bodies of each and every one of us.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Yes, really, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Making this up. Oh my gosh, this is like a
science fiction now this Well, there you go.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So new recruits like Katie Holmes answer the questions while
hooked up to the E meter. It's a polygraph like contraption.
A church expert records the answers for further study. Moving
up the latter in Scientology is a long term process
that can cost a church member as much as half
a million dollars in auditing session. Man, so why would
(08:07):
anyone go through this foolishness? Well, Once they attained the
state of elevated consciousness called clear, a church member can
consciously control matter, energy, space, time, thought, and life and.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Do things like get Katie Holmes to be your girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
He got some trick.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Well.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
The new issue of Radar magazine on newsstands now has
an article that reveals some of the three hundred and
forty three questions on the test. And we have a
list of a few of the more interesting ones. And
I'm not making this up. So I said, well, let
me take that test to see if I've had then if.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You've got what it takes to be a scientologist.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
And then I looked at us. Ready feel it out
for me. Yeah, this looks like a.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Lot of work. There are many words and not many pictures,
all right, So I just feel out with your help.
Actual questions, all right, So here's and these are really
the question on the test. Have you ever driven anyone insane?
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Well, that's an easy one.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I'm gonna I'm.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Gonna ahead and put a yes down for that would
be me. I'd be like like, actually committed, no, have
you well? I get well, okay, we'll come back to
that one. We'll think about have you ever killed the
wrong person. You're killing me? But no, that wouldn't because
I'm sure that's a metaphorical way.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
But I think he.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Intends to kill Yeah, yeah, yeah, the wrong Believe me.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Every time that happens, he thinks you're the guy.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, is anyone looking for you?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
What time is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Not right now?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Now?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
No, we got that meeting at ten thirty. If I
wait and fill this out later, that'd be yes, But
now it's no. I won't go ahead and put for you.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Have you?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Have you ever set a poor example? Now this one,
this one, I'm going to go in and put a
hell yes, yeah, okay, did you come to Earth for
evil purposes?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:18):
No, no, because that would go back on your mama
and you know no, all right, are you in hiding?
Well again, not right now?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
But what time?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Go ahead and give you another here? Have you systematically
set up mysteries?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Now?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Systematic system just putting your clocks and watches to all
too different times like ten minutes ahead?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Does that count? I won't have to say yes? And
that is you know every fishing story you've ever told
has obviously systematically been set up. So I'm gonna give
you a yes. Have you Have you ever made a
practice of confusing people?
Speaker 6 (10:59):
There?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
You got to say no, because he doesn't plan it.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
It just.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Not perfect. That one. I'm gonna put Oh hell yeah
all the time.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
I want to fight about it.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I have to ask for absolutely philosophized instead of acting?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Sure, how about this?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I've been thinking, Yeah, I guess I'm somewhat of a philosopher.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Yes, have you ever gone crazy? Depends on who you
ask crazy. Yeah, that's a pretty that's pretty open. I'm
gonna give you a note there. Have you ever sought
to persuade somebody or someone of your insanity? Have you
trying to convince somebody I can't come to work today,
(11:53):
I'm crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
That time of Halloween?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah, crazy candy.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Sometimes you'll do commercials for the car dealership, but he's
usually out of town when that happens.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
That's more acting. So we'll give you a know there.
Have you ever deserted or betrayed a great leader? Now
you know I am in the presidents. Randy is not
all about you.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's just my test.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Well, but you know I'm gonna have to say yes,
you have you ever smothered a baby that well, not
baby doll.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
I was gonna say, definitely, he does too much attention.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
But he does like to sniff them, so there's he
could suck the era the sniff baby's head. Have you
ever castrated anyone again? Now, for my own just verbally
or actually from my own perspective, I'd say yes, but
I really got to blame my mother. I'll have to
give you a know there. Do you deserve to be enslaved?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That depends? Is this baby dolls again?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Is it something like, you know, two hours on a
Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
It didn't miss any about leather and whips or anything.
You might deserve a great master. Sometimes you might deserve it.
You just wouldn't be very good, right, Yeah? Is there
any question on this list? I had better not ask
you again that one about cash grade. Have you ever
(13:31):
tried to make the physical universe less real?
Speaker 7 (13:36):
How could his physical universe be a less real? To
think about what he does not on purpose?
Speaker 8 (13:41):
Alright?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Have you ever zapped anyone? I remember you remember that
winter when it was you know, when the carpet was
new and you were walking shocking me on the end.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
Of my How about just yesterday.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yesterday I zapped condor with that with that shocking.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
And I couldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
And the power wouldn't work on you. But yes, okay,
last question, do you deserve to have any friends?
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Depends on who you ask.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Just just don't ask my friends.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Okay, Well, according to you, if you answered that, you
would definitely say.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yes, deserve.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
So we'll have to do some research and scoring. We'll
see whether you have what it takes to become a scientoloist.
And by the way, by the way, just you know,
in case people who are scientologists are listening, We don't
want you folks to get upset. I want to show
you that that we have a good sense of humor
about ourselves too, So I thought it'd be interesting. Well,
we're going to read some questions from the Big Show
interview questionnaire.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Inquire for the Big Job.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Because you know, some of these might sound a tad ridiculous,
you know, out of context scientologists, right, they.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Put that hiring freeze on this, so we're not going
to chip it off any applicants. Okay, all right, can.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
We take this home?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
On this material?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You're in Tyler all right, now, Now here's your chance
to see if you have what it takes to be
on the big ship? All right? Question number one? Did
you know your pants are unzipped? That one seems to
come up a lot. Let's see did that come out
of you?
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Who?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Here's a go one?
Speaker 7 (15:21):
What's your buddy's problem? Anyway? Here's a go one? Do
you think those are real?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I heard that one?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
How about could you come out and move your car?
That seems to come out a lot? In fact, I
think Marcy's getting a call on that one. Oh, here's
what could you tell your friends out there on the
lobby to hold it down a little bit? Would you
go wake Rayford up and tell him he's on in
thirty seconds? That's a skill that comes in very handy there.
(15:55):
Why didn't you call if you knew you were going
to be late? What's nine times seven? That's always a
fun question. How come all we ever hire around here
is google? Here's one that's a little bit odd. Have
(16:15):
you ever been rubbing a dog's belly and accidentally touched his?
Speaker 8 (16:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
You have down?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I said, could you tell if the dog was embarrassed?
Like you were? Right?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Exactly?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Which is a judgment?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Coffee?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
You know, no matter how you tried that one ain't
gonna get in weird Ye.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Here's one where in the world is Tater? I think
you were just asking a few minutes, would you please
stop doing that? That usually comes towards the end of
the interview. Where's your big bag? Why doesn't anybody want
you to be happy? And here's one that Randy added
(16:54):
just recently, where's my Jesus movie? So there you go,
score yourself at home?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Are strange? That's who was on the phone. It was Moses.
He said, let my movie go.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Good morning to make sewing a radio about twenty minutes away,
tay Lertaman News, sarahight Nows turning over the moon.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
Hello friends, you job your host Bill Silver's here to edify, educate,
and above all entertain you as we mercilessly mock the
thin skin cry baby idiots on the left.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yes, it's true.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I was born for this.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Now, as you know, Trump is keeping his promise and
is gutting the bureaucracy like a rainbow trout. Smart people
are excited to finally see just how they've been screwed
for the last fifty years.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Stupid people are.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
Crying and whining that it's not fair, and a number
of those stupid people are now out of work, so
where will they go now? A company can only hire
just so many lazy, good for nothing's. So for all
you businesses out there, here's a quick list of what
to look for in the right job applicant. From the
home office in Maxine Water's Gorilla Cookie Bakery and Underground
(18:23):
Sanctuary City comes today's top ten list. The top ten
signs that your applicant is conservative. Number ten natural hair color.
Number nine takes a swing at you when you ask
for their pronouns.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Number eight. They don't think children are sexy too soon.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Don't make that face data number seven, no face tattoos.
Number six less than thirty piercings. Number five doesn't feel
triggered by the American flag. Number four they're not on
the sexual predators registry. Number three shows up to work
(19:12):
on time without needing arrest. Number two. The word Trump
doesn't make them peepee in their divy.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
And the number one way.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
To tell your job applicant is conservative. They know which
bathroom to use, so thirty is the over under own piercings.
Don't watch ot material off my bits.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Morning big shows on a radio and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
A good morning, this big show, Plastic Thurgeon, Doctor Hall
and p Win. I fixed Jackie Quinn's Randy and Smarty
Marty's Massive man hooted. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show, life over for John Boy shin
(20:11):
extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league. But I'll take a
work at it.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I mean, what could it hurt? Good morning, It's a
(20:57):
big show on the radio. All rise eleveny birthdays to day.
Those Ken dolls birthday is to day. It was well
born to the public on this day back in nineteen
sixty one. The tough coming up with those new Ken
dolls over the years. Raise as to this top ten list.
All right, we're talking about the brand new Ken doll.
(21:19):
It's called ear ring Magic Ken.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Now what is that?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
All?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Like Ken doesn't have enough image problems already.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Remember Jennifer brought brought a Ken doll in it she
just got recently. Yeah, glitter magic Ken. I see, come on,
it's not helping. I mean, you know it usoul to
be Ken, you know, I mean Barbie's boyfriend. You know
it would hang out and do stuff together.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
And if Barbie at least drives a corvette, what is
Ken drive?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
And you go, well, we're always worried about Ken, you know,
but now got Lee Glitter Magic Earring Magic Can. It's
even worse because gay guys across a miracle Man are
buying this earring Magic Ki.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Apparently gay guys are buying the earring Magic kN in
record numbers because they say this is the final confirmation
they've been looking for.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
There you go, that's right, there you go, they say,
you know, and when somebody says, well, well you were
saying that Ken is gay, you know, they say they
use my defense what I was saying, Well, look at it.
I don't know. Man. Now they're doing it to Ken.
But no, so you say, well, Earring Magic Can. Maybe
that was a bad idea. That was a bad idea.
(22:25):
Imagine the ones that didn't make it to production there
at Mattel. We just happen to have a few of
them right here.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Our top ten list today, Top ten rejected ideas for
the new Ken doll number ten, Haitian Junkie Dentist Ken
number nine, Ken Wayne Bobbitt with detachable part number eight
Clinton appointee Ken See Another Image Problem Number seven Thin
(22:56):
neatly dressed, unmarried hairstylist Mister Kenneth Number six, Don't Ask,
Don't Tell Ken number five, Act Up Ken number four
lifelong bachelor with living longtime companion Ken number three, Doctor
(23:19):
Ken Vorkian Number two Lollapalooza Ken with Pierce Nipples and
cinderblock action playset and the number one rejected Kendall Gerbil
Magic Ken.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
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ten minutes. Right now, it's time for Tater Tayman News
(24:07):
and here's how Girl Marcy Tater More, thank.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
You so much. Now you may recall me telling about
Megan Markle's new show on Netflix, Right with Love Meghan Well,
it ranked number six on Netflix's Original Shows. It's first
week that it was out number six six amazing. Oh well,
Netflix has renewed it for a second year.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
So it's hard doing interviews with people right it's.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Her doing some crafts and cooking as and has guests
in there while she's doing.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
So she herself into Martha Stewart hopefully. Is that what
she traveling?
Speaker 8 (24:44):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah, she's kind of got a little bit same format.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
It's an amateur cooking show, kind of like Selena Gomez
has one. Jennifer Gardner has one. So it's like she's
She's always says during it that it's a progress, not
perfection in her kitchen. So that's one of the things
that she that's kind of like showing how to you know,
entertain and things, just.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
To keep yourself out there among well, you.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Know, Netflix gave her and Prince Harry one hundred million
dollars for content. So this I think is the second forma.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
With Obama. With Obama's too, That's why you say them
with unpopular shows.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
So they did that series of them being interviewed and
that was one thing, and now this is more content
for now. She's critics have been beaten her up, especially
over in Great Britain, saying that you know, she doesn't
know what she's doing. She does not how to cook,
she doesn't do any she's cooking in white.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
What who does that? You know, there's not an Apritish.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
And also apparently she's in the news now saying that
she wants to go with their real name. So the
Duchess insists that she wants to be called Sussex because
she's the Duchess of Suckets. So when she turned up
on the set to make star shaped sandwiches and fruit
platters in the shape of I don't know rainbows, she
(26:09):
has had a comedian writer, Mindy calling on her from
the office, and Mindy didn't really know that she was
going to go in this long winded lecture about her
surname and want to change it. And of course Megan's
dad had to get in the getting the tabloids and
he's not happy about her dropping the family going with
the Suckets. So a lot of relationships stuff in the news.
(26:30):
Christian McCaffrey and his model wife Olivia are expecting a baby.
Did they get married last June? They've been dating since
twenty nineteen, so they got it baby in a carriage.
Jennifer Garner said that she is not interested in Ben Affleck.
People of tabloids have been saying they've been spotted a
lot together at their kids things, and she's like, no
way in hell. I mean, she said, no way am
(26:52):
I getting back with Ben even though Ben's free. They
have kids there were they were married for like ten years,
so they have kids together and they've been divorced for
a long time now and go and people, you know,
he had his arm around her waist. Since the tabloids went.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
They said, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Bezos is getting married in June in Europe to his fiancee,
Lauren Sanchez in Europe. Invitations have already been addressed to
a select group of friends and billionaires. And uh, yeah,
so that's what's happening for Bezos. And okay, I have
an update on Gene Hackman told you last week about that, right,
(27:34):
so everyone knows. They were found dead in their New
Mexico home on the twenty sixth. Well, the autopsy reveals
that he died on February eighteenth, they're saying, a full
week after his wife passed away. This is according to
the medical Examiner. Officials held a press conference saying that
more details about the circumstances of the couple's death is
(27:56):
that the actor died from heart complications in Alzheimer's that
his body was found collapsed in the homes mud room,
and they say that his wife likely died on the
eleventh of February from something called hunt, a virus like
from rodents, rare type of virus that spread by rodents.
So investigators believe that Hackman continued to live in the
(28:20):
house with his wife after she died a week.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Could he have done it without.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Confused exactly is what they're saying. He didn't even realize that.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
She was there. And then the dog that was locked
up in the in the kennel that passed away as well.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Probably, I don't know if they to see if the rodents.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
They said the dog had had a veterinarian treatment something
that required him to be separated from the other dogs,
and that's why he was quarantined.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, so the mystery has been has been solved, and
it just didn't get any better. So blessed their heart.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
No foul play, No foul play, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Well, let's get us a wonder let's play wordy word. Alright,
here we go one ain't hundred big show. We'll get
a couple of contestants saying play next, good morning, that's
(29:34):
a big show. On the radio for your Thursday March
at thirteenth feature Driving a Big Show, Big box and
Playhouse entitled Patrick says, goodbye, serve it up boyd minutes
and right now, let's play. I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
I buy the bed the big way.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Any words around. Let's miss our contestant, I mean, not
miss him. Let's meet him. Pay Lauren, you're on faye
it well, North Carolina. Good morning, Lauren, Good morning. I
know somebody's going down. You're just gonna decide who that
is in three or four minutes, all right, as a
playing So it's gonna be me and low Rien right there.
(30:13):
And we got Angie from a Tupelo, Mississippi on this line.
Good morning, Angie, good morning, good morning baby. All right, then, Lauren,
you don't talk mean to Angie. She sounds sweet, good
old Southern boys. I love them all. All right, Well,
let's go to boys.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
You don't want to make somebody mad just gonna whip you.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
So go ahead, all right, boys, get some girls and
we'll see what we can do. So, uh, Angie, you
and take take relax. Me and Lauren we'll go for
the first thirty seconds, all right, you ready Lauren, let's roll,
let's do it. Starting the clock now, this bird lays
(30:56):
eggs and you eat them chicken. Yeah huh. Another blank
on the fire. Look at the planets and stars through
a telescope. A bird goes blank blank. Oh oh hold on, no, no, no, no,
I'll be right there. All right, So I know what happened.
(31:18):
We had an overtime game yesterday. So that was left
over for the fifteen second overtime, wasn't it, because I
was well, that's all right, So how many of you
were getting on the fifteen? We got three?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Was just run the other fifteen again and that'll make
it thirty for our first round swing. I can't help
your Southern boys, flor all right, buddy, we're going to
go for another third fifteen seconds, okay, okay, picking up
on that last one. Starting the clock now, a little
(31:51):
bird goes blank blank, Yeah, okay, a fire blank. Put
out the fire with a fire the North Carolina State wolf.
Heck yeah, uh huh, all right, good day. Why didn't
we put uh no, well, it's a total of six.
(32:12):
Thank you very much for giving up with that. Lord
with a six. So Angie and tayl do we have
to play that way. No, you go ahead seconds, old man.
We don't want to break y'all up, because we're Southern
boys that love all girls. You ready, Angie, Yes, okay,
(32:33):
let's do this. Start the clock now.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Winnie the Pooh's little friend was.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
When when something's funny you ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
You do that?
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Yeah, you might.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Uh you count your blanks and see you might walk
ten thousand of them. Count your yes. Have you a
string blank, six string or a twelve string blank guitar? Yes?
And when you get embarrassed, your face turns pink.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
What did you just say? What did you do?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Don't pay atten, don't Oh.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
You're gonna let it ride? Let it ride. Ain't not
nice to day? So that was that was a five
on the board. So it's six to five leads by one.
There we're going around two.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
All right, Lauren?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
You ready? All right? Starting to clock now? What are
you doing looking over there? Paid blank to me? Yes,
uh huh okay, this is right. Uh the blank child,
the second child is the little child. Yes, you have
four of these rubber things on your car?
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Uh huh Oh, you're the blank of the whole deal.
They people look at you. Wow. I want to be
like who I blank you? No, I blank door? Yes,
kind of like that. Keep going, my man, Lord, I
just open you going round over, but I wait for
(34:10):
a three on that six. It is a nine, so
Tater and Angie four will tie in force over time
five will win Angie. Y'all are picking up on that
last one ready.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
I'm jealous with blank.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Envy.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yes you uh you uh. If you put your clothes
in the dryer too hot, they'll do this strength. Yep,
you your house is made out of red blank yep
you rhymes with it. You do this to the remote
or you change channels a sound. It makes sure you
(34:49):
blame your seat belt.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
You do this to a soccer ball with your foot.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Kick kick at the buzzard.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
W yeah you girls.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
All right, musical Laura, we came up a little short, buddy,
good game, and you can't try again. That happened down
the road.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
We try.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Give Jackie a big hug for me.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I harassm some more next time. All right, Lord, we
appreciate you, buddy. Have a great damn fan man.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Look at you.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Wein you down there and two below winning a big
old prize pack on your word work good work, Yeah, man,
I ain't on with Jackie. Good morning, got the big
show on the radio? Bed request time? Can't you grab
a mongo? Barry blunting somewhere on Facebook, Bear says, I
(35:48):
got an oldie but a good remember keep your glance
to yourself song. I go it? What your pants funny? Well?
All right, Berry day, look it up for bar We
got it next Good morning by show's on the radio,
(36:26):
or something you'd like to hear about this time Monday
through Friday. Hit us up on the John Boy Biller
Facebook page where Barry blating and about Barry gets his
request this morning, let's go back. Let's make show exclusive too.
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I get a little thing in my wallet. You can
see the rain. Gonna call you on the telephone. Baby,
I wanna show you that thing. But each time we
tell it's the same aim all things Paul is no
hugg hen gets sitting to you wear that thing? Say honey,
my baby, let's put it back on the ship, she
(37:10):
said on him, and no lies and keep your glass
to your cell. I said, now, baby, baby, baby, why
you don't treat me this? Why you know I'm still
your love boy? But it won't feel the same way
(37:31):
past way.
Speaker 9 (37:32):
She told me your story about he's in her beees
and said, no, hugg.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
He don't get eateing to you wear one of these.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Now, Honey, my baby, this put it back on the ship.
She said, on him, it all lies, and keep your
glass of your cell LEAs said, may see you are
(38:04):
on history. But I said no, baby, Now.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
You see.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I wanted her real bad and I started to open
the box. That's when she started talking about going bare
footing wearing sacks. I said, honey, I live with you
for the risk of my life. She said, if you
don't worry or can do, you can make me your wife. Honey,
I my baby, take a thing off the ship be
(39:02):
called Before I'd marry you, I'd rather do it myself.
Yea one said Jim.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
I don't know him.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Every shame wh Good morning. It's a big show on
(40:11):
the radio. Would your playhouse for you? John more Billy albums.
This one's entitled Patrick says goodbye, keywords, goodbye Patrick, and
you hit the big box at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode. Patrick
says goodbye. As our story opens, Patrick Flanagan lies gravely
ill at his home in Belfast, Northern Ireland.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Would you like another couple of water?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Darling?
Speaker 11 (40:44):
What ain't gonna call the fire in me? Bloodish time?
I'm fixing to die.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Now, don't talk like that, Love, You're gonna be just fine.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
The fever praying with me? Mind?
Speaker 11 (41:01):
You sound like your friend jimmya Now, woman, the doctor's
been lying to me for the last six months. Don't
you start to after all this time? I think you
owe me the truth.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
I'm dying.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
He dying?
Speaker 3 (41:18):
All right, Yes, you're dying.
Speaker 11 (41:24):
Then get on the telephone and call Reverend Brown. Tell
him to come right away. I need to talk to him.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Reverend Brown from the medicine, you know, from.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
The Methodist church.
Speaker 7 (41:35):
Love, Oh the fever, I Reverend Brown.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
What's Badrick?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
You've been waiting for me?
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Don't you want me to send her father Mike?
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Surely with what little time you have left.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
You don't want to talk to a priest.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Reverend Brown is a Protestant.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Just bring you.
Speaker 11 (42:02):
Good priest's from your little island community. I know he's
a Protestant. Now, God fetcham and be quick about it.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
What's difficult that I thought, Wait a minute, you're not
saying what I think you're saying.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Are you.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Try this? Marsiah?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Just go get Reverend Brown.
Speaker 7 (42:23):
Colleen makes a quick phone call, and a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Later, Petrick, dear Reverend Brown is here.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Me Head.
Speaker 6 (42:33):
The bears are.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Going off in Behead. Good morning. Where are you all going? Later?
We're a global community. I wish I could be paying
this visit under happier circumstances.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Good news, Marcy.
Speaker 7 (42:55):
All the pressure is finally off you.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Everybody does, Reverend, and they're doing it in this bit.
The best we can do.
Speaker 11 (43:06):
The best we can do is make sure we're ready
when it happens, Colleen, would you excuse us for a
few minutes and don't that's where we.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Go it later?
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Of course, I'll be right outside if you need, Miss Retort.
Speaker 7 (43:17):
A few tortuous minutes later, he's were coming down.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
Reverend.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
I still don't understand. I still don't understand all this,
but I want his final moments.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
To be happy, missus Flanagan, are you up and about well?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I believe in all the Reverend Browns.
Speaker 7 (43:45):
Top of the morning, Mike, and to you, Reverend. So Colleen,
how's our patient today?
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (43:50):
Much worse fodder.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Mike.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
I'm afraid he's not.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Long for this world. I but I think he's finally
ready for the next one.
Speaker 7 (43:58):
I don't understand. On so many levels, I don't understand.
Speaker 9 (44:04):
He's just become a Protestant. What Lord be with you,
missus Flanagan, and with you two, Father Mike. Good day folks, Colleen.
What he said is true that it is father Mike.
Speaker 11 (44:18):
Who's that looking about out there?
Speaker 5 (44:20):
It's fine porn.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Sit there and it's Father Mike.
Speaker 7 (44:26):
Darling, Colleen, do you think I could have a word
with him?
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Well, I suppose, Jord, but keep it short if you would.
He's very weak.
Speaker 11 (44:33):
Hello there, Patrick's good to see him, my thank god.
Somebody else has any say.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Your wife is just giving me some nonsense about you
becoming a Protestant.
Speaker 11 (44:42):
Oh, no nonsense about it. Reverend Brown just got done
converting me.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
But Patrick, why you've always been a good Catholic. You
and I have known each other since we were both
knee high to a peace aint who went to sentants together.
You're right there on the front row when I presided
over me very first. Miss Why in the world would
you pick a time like this to become a Protestant
with a mike.
Speaker 11 (45:06):
I figure, if somebody's got to go, it's better one
of them than one of us.
Speaker 7 (45:18):
Head and Megora. We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and
Billy playhouse.
Speaker 11 (45:22):
See if you can get that pop cornaton Protestant.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
He convert my wife to Irish.
Speaker 7 (45:28):
Tune again?
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Next time, Well we'll hear the crusty old archbishops say, hey,
big man.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Let me hold it dot. I thought I thought it
was supposed to be ours, but thus dollars a methodist.
I'm didn't get my methodist accident.
Speaker 7 (45:41):
Should that explains the method of.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Me too.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
I gotta try this r.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
R figure.
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