March 18, 2025 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, just when you thought you’ve heard it all, we've come up with at least 10 things that nobody has ever said.. - Marci will stand and report on a new list of What to Watch.. - The Mayor of Dismal Seepage fills us in on his big plans for this weekend's festival.. - We’ll give a call to Terry Hanson regarding the untimely death of sports writer John Feinstein.. - Mark Packer is all giddy about this year's NCAA tournament, and says you should be too.. - We’ll wrap up today with a letter from a former member of John Boy’s entourage…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning.
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All today from Hammer.
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There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairring smoothie.
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And listening to the Big Show with John Boy and Bealey.
There's a bond in this one.
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Gogaou Lou of Banana. It is Tuesday, March eighteen, twenty
twenty five. You got the Big Zone the radio. Hey body,
live body, Yeah, yeah, fifteenth Tomorrow, thirty days had September
every June November. Sometime around six pm. We will be
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Taxes April fifteen, just stepping.
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It.
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National Days we work with National awkord Moments Day. We'll
probably have some of those down on them. I just
lived one National Lacey Oatmeal Cookie Day. Why didn't they
Lacey oatmelk cookie.
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You sound complicated.
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of ice cream or sore bet.
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Cookies sticking out of the ice cream. Real fancy like.
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National agg Day. Let's recognize and celebrate the abundance provided
by agriculture across the United States of America, Gold Farmers
National Sloppy Joe Day. Yeah, put you a little butter
on some Hamburger buns, melt that and o and put
(02:29):
your little velvela cheese let that melt on there, and
then you get you scoopy sloppy Joe into that. Oh yeah,
do you remember.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
I mean there was foods when we were kids that
mom would you know, get too quick, and one of
them was a sloppy Joe. But it was man.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
With caneah, and remember we loved it. Yeah, it was
still not mad. Oh I disagree, is that right? I
guess been?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
No, how hungry you I guess yeah, because it glops
out with this you know, glatinous.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
No, thank you. Let me give you a little little
John Boy and Billy grilling sauce. Really not the vinegar
base or tomato bass. Oh yeah, you would to put
a little hot and spice in there, Spice it up
a little bit, even the original give it a little
little spice, you know like that. Now of course the
sweet and mile Yeah, you mixed that around you man wi, Yeah,
you'll come back, cut back.
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Right.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
We're not glopping National Bio Diesel Day. It's a birthday
a Rudolph diesel who came up. Used to be cheap gas,
then they started charging the more over that I changed
back to a gasoline engine. Yeah, saw that on my
new truck.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah, GMC, have you tried to pump diesel in it yet?
Speaker 8 (03:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Not yet.
Speaker 9 (03:41):
As well.
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Ronny Crag did fill my my diesel truck up of gas,
but but he caught it and didn't start it. If
you happen to do that, just don't start it, don't.
I just left it right there.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
My mom she had that big Mercedes and filled it
full of diesel and just as she's putting the pump
backs went.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh my go the other one. Okay, yeah, well y
all cut that out here. On Rudolph's birthday and the
National Supreme Sacrifice Day. This day honors those that have
made tremendous sacrifices for the sake and good of others,
as well of those who sacrifice their lives every day
for us. There are a lot out there to put
the lives on the line every day. Of you one
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of those, Thank you so much for your service. All right,
then we've got three days in this are saved up.
That's where we'll get the winning begin to come on.
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March eighteenth oh one. Work equipped with a bulldozer, face
mask and a court order have removed one hundred and
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fifty four tons of garbage from a man's home outside Madrid, Spain.
The job took two weeks, with thirty truckloads of trash
all the way from the house and surrounding lot. He
got a surrounding lot.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Wow, that's that's gonna happen to your estate.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Said to fifty eight year old resident who repeatedly refused
request to clean up the place. Lived in a tiny
compartment in the back and reached it through a tunnel
carved out of the garbage.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
It's a human thing, not just an American thing.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I guess it is not this stuff like garbage. Oh
I think I know the difference. Yeah, well I don't know. Sometimes. Yeah,
you look at my wonderful thing.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Are you collecting starphone cups? Yet? Are plastic containers that
your microwave meals?
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Answer her? Why do you want some of those? Because
I know he does. We'll talk, I'll hook Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
I'm good, I'm good.
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Thanks.
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So there we go.
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We got some garbage here. The first let's not move
to twenty nineteen. Champion racing pigeon Armando the Lewis Hamilton
of pigeons sold for a record one point four two
million dollars pigeon pigeon. But he was a champion racing pigeon.
He was.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
As wild man man man getting hip hoop at that speed.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
That reminds me. We're gonna call Hanson later on about
John Feinstein, one of his friends and clients who passed
away last week. Remember that, because last time I saw
legs like Hans has had a message tied too. See,
I was trying to figure out. Finally, twenty twenty, President
(06:52):
Donald Trump and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau agreed to
close the US Canada border the world's longest to non
essential travel to curb COVID nineteen. Trump came back in,
jumped on him, made him cry and he quit. Y'all
see that. Tear it up. They're not fee Yeah, wouldn't
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one eight hundred Big Show you told free line, Come on,
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Speaker 10 (07:49):
Good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio only to your
Tuesday March eighteenth feature track for the Big Show, bi
Box a listener letter. Maybe way my boy think he
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The Big Box said to make a shot.
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I got up.
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Outburst.
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Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being.
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Let's go ma contested number one. This should really be
a lot.
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Of fun when you're playing Outburst, have a hurry.
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Up and guest time, you have the best time. You
have a big shot.
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Let's say Kevin, I'm beautiful. Cringe, Tim I say we
have a shot.
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I don't are you doing?
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Good morning, Kevin, Hey, good morning everybody, morny welcome, I
can let's get you to this, sir. Three categories and
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I'm ready, man, Let's do it all right?
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And five seconds? Give us three things you throw in
the garbage ready.
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Go empty soda or greenk tans, junk mail and empty
boat and go fishy.
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Rappers, nice Evin, Three things that race ready to go.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Cars, motorcycles and horses.
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Oh my, and for the win. Three places you could
not go during COVID nineteen. Ready to go.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Movie theaters, restaurants, the gym, and your girlfriend's house.
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Well, oh, I bet she just made that up on it.
We won't down into that camp. We will get you
the prize pack over at Oakridge, Bud. Congratulations, Thank you
so very much.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Can I give a shout out?
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Please?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Do?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
I want to give a shout out to everybody with
Anderson County Schools. Great people, lots of fun, great students, man,
and I got the best job in the world. And
thank you to Kim and April.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Thank you all right, Kevin, We're proud to have you
listening now. Barnie ride Joe from the Big Show. All right,
we're gonna jump. I'll catch you up on your news
as we got some top ten list.
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I'm gonna get you.
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Thank you the quick laugh. First thing I want. Good morning,
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big shows on the radio. It is early morning. Top
ten list.
Speaker 11 (11:14):
Today's Big Show, Top ten, the top ten things nobody
ever says the latest in our series.
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Number ten.
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Sometimes I worry I'm not getting enough high fructose corn cereal.
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Number nine.
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Pick you up at the airport.
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I thought you'd never ask. Number eight.
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Wow, my phone's way faster ever since that new software update.
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Number six. Okay, I guess it is kind of a
pyramid scheme. But if you're not interested, I'll never bring
it up again. Number five. You're vegan, now tell me
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all about it. Number four, and then Karen said, no, no,
we don't need to get the manager involved in this
is probably all my fault.
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Number three.
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Not now, honey, daddy's watching basketball, Wives And the number
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You bet I'm interested.
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Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your.
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News, weather and sports.
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Oh you can have all them good at two shoes
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They're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men
rock Limba.
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Snow on the roof.
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They had a fire in the party. It's getting hot
in here. I take off all my clothes. Who you
are no vulnerable?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. The
Double A men's basketball tournament begins tonight with the first four.
A man hat man fornas see networking to make a
SPN Gonna give us some tips of filling out your brackets.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yes he will.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
A man hands an't getting off the couch his home
in Saint Louis, where He is a member of the
Saint Louis Sports Hall of Fame, and Hans in his
good buddy John Feinstein passed away last week. Man, Yes,
we're gonna talk to 'll Tarry about that. Man, I'm
through Terry a couple of years ago. Then he said,
all right, good, we got a lot to do here,
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so let's start with us. Call from Willie P.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
William yeh, not you're doing today? Yep, ma'am. I got
a kount of an unusual problem.
Speaker 14 (19:27):
Well maybe we can help. What's your problem?
Speaker 8 (19:29):
Well, my boys was playing back here in the creek
behind the house up day and they caught this water
boxing you know, one of them snakes, Yes, sir, Well,
they took it in the house, still alive, and they
flushed it down to commo.
Speaker 14 (19:39):
Yes, there's your commode stopped up now.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
No, ma'am, you can flush and everything, but we all scared.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
To use it.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Yep, ma'am. We all afraid to sit down, afraid that thing,
I you know, swim back up and there and back
one overs while were you in the bathroom.
Speaker 14 (19:52):
Well they flushed it. It should be gone. It shouldn't
come back up, it should completely be gone. Out of
your plumbing system should be.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
Ma'am, you keep on saying should that don't sound like
you're too sure about cement.
Speaker 14 (20:06):
Wasn't that likely that the snake should be.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
In your commode?
Speaker 8 (20:10):
Well, i'll tell you what. The other night and my
wife was sitting in there, you in the bathroom, and
she thought she heard something down in there. She jumped
off that commod was wasn't even through us in the bathroom,
and I heard her hollering in there. I was got
in the front yard drinking some beer with some of
my friends. Scared us off, and we heard of hollering,
and then I came back out and told my friends
what was wrong. One of 'em hollered in there too
and told her not to sit all the way down
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on the pike if you're worried about that snake being
and that coach. She got mad about that, came out
on the front post, started throwing things, and then one
of our old neighbors to stay next door called the police.
They came out here and uh charged this all what
you call disordered, the conduct to us all down to
jail house.
Speaker 14 (20:46):
Yes, sir, well, I'm sorry to hear about that, but
I don't think you have to worry.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
Well, y'all got one of them rude of things. You
would come stick down in here to see this food?
That snake still down in.
Speaker 14 (20:55):
There, Yes, sir, but that's extensive.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
About how much do a call?
Speaker 14 (20:59):
Well, the service to cout probably over one hundred dollars.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
One hundred dollars, yes, ma'am. I just can't fold that much.
Why I'm not sorry, Well, do you think that you
might be able to come out here and go in
the bathroom and sit on that can move for a while.
Just show my wife and all of them. The ain't
no need to worry about that snake.
Speaker 14 (21:18):
I'm sorry, I can't do that.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Well, y'all. That and the phone book say your customers
come first.
Speaker 14 (21:23):
I can do that. We just don't do that.
Speaker 8 (21:26):
Yeah, well, I guess I'm gonna have to take my
business one of these other plumbing come to me.
Speaker 14 (21:29):
Yes, their well, thanks for calling, well, thank you by.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
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Hang on play for ten minutes. Well, right now it's
time for what to watch. Shit, here's our girl, Marza
Taylor Moran appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Hey, look, let's take a look at the box office,
and it looks like everybody was watching basketball and not
watching the movies. Well, so it was a very slow
weekend at the box office, but coming in at number
one was the action comedy Novacaine starring Jack Quaid, only
made about eight point seven million.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I did say the foremos for that? You just talking
about RN It looked pretty funny. Yeah, ain't feel played.
So so that was the that was released this week.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
It was yeah, but eight million it is not that
much well in movie terms, right, yeah, not much at all,
But it was slow weekend. Last week's top movie, Mickey seventeen,
dropped to second place. The thriller Black Bag opened up
in third place. Captain America, Brave World hanging in there
at number four, and The Day the Earth Blew Up,
a Looney Tunes movie, debuted in fifth place. All right,
(23:08):
what's coming out this weekend? Well, snow White, a live
action snow wide with c g I Dwarfs will be
opening up.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
That's a musical too, Yes, and that looks like it's
more like snow brown.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yes, and there's a big there was a big controversy
over it. A lot of people were like, no, it's
snow white. You know, in the story it was, you know,
get a snow white as snow hair is black.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
And red as Oh no, you can't do it.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Well, they were like, well, look, hey, we are, you know,
with the times, and and then Peter Dinklage got upset
and said, oh so we're with the times, but you're
not going to cast any real life dwarfs to be
the dwarf so that's not inclusive at all from Game
of Thrones. He's like, oh so you're.
Speaker 14 (23:57):
So.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
There's been all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
They did it.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
They did a quiet premiere and everything, but the critics
who have seen it like it.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
They do.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
They do like it the critics to so you know,
base it on that also coming out The Alto Knights.
This is Robert de Niro and Robert de Niro in
this one, so it's American biographical crime drama. The film
stars Robert de Niro in a dual role as nineteen
fifties mob bosses Vito Genovise and Frank Costello, and the
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one orders a hit on the other, and then the
other Costello, who the hit was called out on, survives
but is wounded in the attempts and ultimately decides to
retire from the moth. Yet, so we get to see
Robert de Niro the whole movie.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Well least he's not cussing out Trump a good mobster.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
And then a scary movie locked with Bill Scarsguard and
Anthony Hopkins also comes out Friday. This is about a
guy named Eddie. He breaks into a luxury suv steps
into a deadly trapped set by a self proclaimed vigilante
who delivers his own brand of twisted justice. While he's
trapped inside the car, Eddie soon discovers escape is an
illusion and survival is a nightmare in the car in
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the suv, and that Bill Scarrguard is the guy that
played the clown you know, the scar clown. Yeah, he
does a lot of scary stuff. Well, are you streaming
anything interesting going on?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I gotta tell you.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
Got to check out Vince Vaughan Bad Monkey. It's a series,
and you know, he's like a disheveled cop that gets
on again off again in the forest.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
But it's I mean, it's it's really good when when
the basketball settles down.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Okay, well this is a This isn't out yet, but
wanted to let you know that Apple TV Plus has
just announced that ted Lasso will be returning for a
fourth season.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I hope it's better than that last. Yeah, they always
do it. Bounce back right, that's a wrap. Oh that's
great baby. Well, let's see we can get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here.
Shall we review yesterday's question? We found out, according to
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one of those bizarre research studies, these animals are more
likely to survive a fall from over seventy five feet
than from a lower height.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
What are cats?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, it's all kind of weird. Something. We get up
high enough, they reached full terminal velocity and you're gonna float.
I always that it was like bugs, money if an
elevator goes down. I told my wife that if it
snaps and goes down, just step off of it right
before it hits right. Okay, today's.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
You're there.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Nearly ninety percent of the population of Canada lives within
one hundred miles of this What is moose poop? That's
a good guess. No, it's not right, all right? And
trudeau'se poop. No, we dealt with it. Trump made him
cry and then he quit. He's okay, and mark that
off too. What y'all got one eight hundred big show
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Next good Morning is a big show on the radio
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Thiggy Now when he.
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He's joining a hunting group from Canada that's looking for
a bloodsucking creature with antlers.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
It's called a mosquito.
Speaker 10 (28:22):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Keep trying. You don't have the stage he Donnie had
a Warner Robins, Georgia. Good morning, Donnie, Good morning, John Boy.
Hello buddy, you got first shot at John Boy jevity
this morning, Donnie?
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Oh great?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Ninety percent right at ninety percent of the population of
Canada lives within one hundred miles of this What you're thinking,
Donnie Boy, ain't thank you.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Too much, but I'm I'm so Jack. I guess New
York City?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
You you're guessing you New York City?
Speaker 16 (29:01):
Okay, well, well let's say get you get your atlas
out New York City.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Who you know?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
You were close?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
What is the New York The city is close? Well,
well we'll figure it out out later. No dog on it. No,
it's just really you were close.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
I bet I was. I'm gonna do a shout out
if y'all don't mind, you get to do it last time.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, do it, buddy?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
All right, Well, I have to say to my wife,
she's a nurse over at Primary Healthcare. I got to
say hello to her and my son Hayden Alison and
my brand new baby.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Don't forget her now.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
Well, her name's Harper her names, yeah, brand daughter, that's it.
Her name. Her name is Harper Blake. Kind of named
after me a little bit there, all right, not the
heart of ports.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Well, it should be easier for you to remember, you.
Speaker 8 (30:08):
Think, right and well.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
Like I said, I was a plumber in the Air
Force for twenty one years, and I want to say, hey,
all in them boys over in the plumber shop.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Well, all right, Donnie, thank you, fine family, got down there,
Warner Robins. Proud to have y'all listen to that, buddy.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Yeah, I'm from Spartanburg though.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Oh got well, never mind, of course, Greenville Spartanburg are
our second that we ever syndicated. I say. Besides that, Yes,
you are right there, Donny appreciates you, buddy. I have
a great rest of your day. There, he goes, all right, bye,
let's go.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Jamie is in Cleveland, Tennessee, and he should be right here.
Good morning, Jamie, morning John boy. There you are welcome, buddy.
So all right, we old Donnie from morning Robbins was
guessing in New York City for some for some reason,
And what do you think in ninety percent population of
Canada lives within one hundred miles of this.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
I would go with the US border, the.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Border to the United States. Will let see, that's what
it is. There's a lot of stuff in the middle
of Canada that's not that populated. Yeah, like Land. I'll
go over it with y'all later. But Jamie, congratulations, He
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assortment of swag from World Lawnmores headed over to Cleveland
for you. All right, I appreciate it, all right, my boy,
hang on with Jackie by the many hour Top of
You News. Then that old Top ten lives in a
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mayor a dismal sivage within the next twenty.
Speaker 17 (31:58):
Minute Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
What that bonus? Top ten?
Speaker 11 (32:37):
Liz, everybody loves Tom Bonets down home commercials from Motel
six where he says, we'll leave the light on for you.
Oh yeah, But you know, a slogan like that doesn't
just happen. Oh no, It takes hours and hours of research,
and tons of slogans get rejected before you hit on
the perfect one that brings us to today's top ten list.
(32:58):
The Top ten rejected Motel six slogans. Number ten, because
you deserve better than the backseat of some car. Number nine.
We're working on that smell thing too.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
Number eight.
Speaker 11 (33:14):
If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have
changed the sheets. Number seven, as seen on Cops. Number six,
it's not just for nooners anymore. Number five. You rented
the room, now buy the video.
Speaker 10 (33:32):
Number four.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
Sure you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't
have money left over for a hooker. Number three. We
don't make the adultery. We make the adultery better. Number
two it's hookerrific. And the number one rejected Motel six slogan,
we'll leave the lights al for you.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Here
is the mayor of Dismal Seapens, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Good morning, John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So what's happening in Dismal Seepench Red exactly has written?
Well done, John Boy. Well we and.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Dismal Seepach are never shy about trying new things and
exploring new territory.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Uh oh, what the hell is that supposed to be?
You usually say that right before announcing something really weird
or offbeat.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Ha ha ha. Well the smart money would say, why don't
you just shut the hell up and wait to hear
what we're doing before you start sounding the alarms.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Okay, all right, you're right, please continue.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I'm proud to announce the first annual dismal seepage Scaborama,
a salute to those miraculous protective layers of dried blood
and tissue.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Scabarama. What happened in Booger Pulloos and Volvo.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Just remember, folks, if it wasn't for the brave little scab,
there'd be nothing to stop blood loss and infection.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Okay, feel pretty stupid now, Well I was gonna ask
you the same thague.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
As always, the Scabarama weekend begins with a big parade
down Main Street. The Shriners will, of course beyond hand.
They'll have their little cars done up like scabs, covered
in a latex coating. Festival goers will be able to
pick the scabs off the cars for fun and prizes.
Speaker 10 (35:59):
Well a's kind of code, Well, the kind of gool
Shut up.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
We'll have the Anthony Fauci gain a function, community college
marching band playing old favorites, and our grand Marshall is
the famous daredevil skid Mark Knievel, whose body is usually
sixty to seventy five percent scab at any given time. Yeah,
he's not very good. We'll have some fun games, including
big cash prizes for the biggest scab, the most scabs,
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and the most unusual scab. Now, did you know is
a little fyi? Did you know that I've got a
scab that looks exactly like the Dalai Lama?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
But you wouldn't think of entering to win a prize
cause that would be a conflict of interest. Right.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
We've got lots of games for the kiddos, including scabbledy winks.
So wait, what is scabbldy wings? Well it's just like
tittley winks, except to youse scabs. Wow, that seems a
tad unsanitary. Well, no need to worry, John Boy. They'll
be wearing rubber gloves really well they will. Now, big
mouth celebrity stalker nosey natean Nowicki is bringing his collection
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of scabs of the rich and famous. See everything from
Harrison Ford's booboo to Justin Timberlake's aUI. And don't forget
about the food.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Cause nothing gives you an appetite like a weekend full
of scabs.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
We'll have Polish Pete's Food truck on hand serving crispy, crunchy,
deep fried scabbage rolls.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Disgusting.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Dave Dingleberry will be serving scab ries and for the kids,
cherry flavored jello pudding scabskins. Basically those are just pudding skins.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
And none of them are actually made with real scabs though, right.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Be sure to stay for the closing night concerts. There'll
be all kinds of picking and grinnin with Rugburn Ronda
and her road Rash Ramblers singing all their hits like
I'll pick it if I feel like it, but it itches,
and of course it smells infected, but it looks okay.
All provided by a generous grant from the World Health Organization.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
So what was your cud?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
So come on down to the big dismal see Pitch
Scabarama Festival. You couldn't pick a better way to spend
the weekend.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Rugburn Ronda is a big girl and she go to hell.
Good morning, the big Show's on the radio, and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 9 (38:20):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and they're
big show. I like the way they talk. They're funny haha,
not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow, I figured
out what John Boy had a hard time getting started.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
In the morning, I ain't gotten the gage.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. For
your Tuesday, March eighteenth, we got John Boy's Wonderful Things
give Away number one hundred and thirty five. We got
a reminder challenge coin from Honor One featuring the shields
from five branches of the US military. This is what
our boy parties will go to put together with Cleveland
Windows with the kids, similar shadow boxes and these five
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branches of the military coin. You got to see it.
It is so cool. This Army, Marines, Navy, Air Force,
coach guard. You know the deal. Just look at it
at the Big Show dot com and make sure you
put your name in the hat to win it. We'll
give it away on Friday. Uh quick plub for my boys.
I bet the brothers young. I was talking about these
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brothers playing blue Grass Men and Daddy Chad Mama down
at the beach and they are playing Saturday March twenty
ninth at the Harvester in Rocky Mount, Virginia. If we
all moving around there, you close. Make sure you get
to see our boys, the Brothers Young. There's great kids, man,
they can play. They're gonna be something. You can check them
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out at Facebook and Instagram. So tators tell me no
apostrophe and the brothers and that matters and.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Like all one word the brother's young.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Brothers Young, Facebook and Instagram.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
Thank you for it.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
If you're social, you know a.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
It's making antisocial. No, we wann't. But we're talking about
hands and get them off the couch. Well, the Sports
Hall of Fame and Saint Louis, Missouri. Back to the
Big Show and I'm manhatsan in minutes and.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
We were all on.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Good Morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You got a big show on the radio. More chances
you to win coming up after your news weather sports Bie.
This is Spanjordy arts in.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
All today from Hammer.
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Langerford, Norway. After around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairring smoothie.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And listening to the Big Show with John Boy and Bealey.
There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Gogaou Lou of Banana. It is Tuesday, March eighteen, twenty
twenty five. You got the Big Zone the radio. Hey body,
live body, Yeah, yeah, fifteenth Tomorrow, thirty days had September
every June November. Sometime around six pm. We will be
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halfway through the month, y'all. Call me.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Got a month to get your taxes done?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Taxes April fifteen, just stepping.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
It.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
National Days we work with National awkord Moments Day. We'll
probably have some of those down on them. I just
lived one National Lacey Oatmeal Cookie Day. Why didn't they
Lacey oatmelk cookie.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
You sound complicated.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
They're way for thin, y'all, and typically accompany a scoop
of ice cream or sore bet.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Cookies sticking out of the ice cream. Real fancy like.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
National agg Day. Let's recognize and celebrate the abundance provided
by agriculture across the United States of America, Gold Farmers
National Sloppy Joe Day. Yeah, put you a little butter
on some Hamburger buns, melt that and o and put
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your little velvela cheese let that melt on there, and
then you get you scoopy sloppy Joe into that. Oh yeah,
do you remember.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
I mean there was foods when we were kids that
mom would you know, get too quick, and one of
them was a sloppy Joe. But it was man.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
With caneah, and remember we loved it. Yeah, it was
still not mad. Oh I disagree, is that right? I
guess been?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
No, how hungry you I guess yeah, because it glops
out with this you know, glatinous.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
No, thank you. Let me give you a little little
John Boy and Billy grilling sauce. Really not the vinegar
base or tomato bass. Oh yeah, you would to put
a little hot and spice in there, Spice it up
a little bit, even the original give it a little
little spice, you know like that. Now of course the
sweet and mile Yeah, you mixed that around you man wi, Yeah,
you'll come back, cut back.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
We're not glopping National Bio Diesel Day. It's a birthday
a Rudolph diesel who came up. Used to be cheap gas,
then they started charging the more over that I changed
back to a gasoline engine. Yeah, saw that on my
new truck.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah, GMC, have you tried to pump diesel in it yet?
Speaker 8 (03:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Not yet.
Speaker 9 (03:41):
As well.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Ronny Crag did fill my my diesel truck up of gas,
but but he caught it and didn't start it. If
you happen to do that, just don't start it, don't.
I just left it right there.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
My mom she had that big Mercedes and filled it
full of diesel and just as she's putting the pump
backs went.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh my go the other one. Okay, yeah, well y
all cut that out here. On Rudolph's birthday and the
National Supreme Sacrifice Day. This day honors those that have
made tremendous sacrifices for the sake and good of others,
as well of those who sacrifice their lives every day
for us. There are a lot out there to put
the lives on the line every day. Of you one
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of those, Thank you so much for your service. All right,
then we've got three days in this are saved up.
That's where we'll get the winning begin to come on.
Wake Up, Big shows on the radio. Good morning, Big
shows on a radio. First prize pack to play for.
Oh good, one of ls tractor prize packs. Got some
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cool swag to go along with the cool blue tractors.
Lstractor USA dot com. You can find your local dealer
and learn why customers start blue and stay blue. Three
dates in history where we got our categories. It was
March eighteenth oh one. Work equipped with a bulldozer, face
mask and a court order have removed one hundred and
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fifty four tons of garbage from a man's home outside Madrid, Spain.
The job took two weeks, with thirty truckloads of trash
all the way from the house and surrounding lot. He
got a surrounding lot.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Wow, that's that's gonna happen to your estate.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Said to fifty eight year old resident who repeatedly refused
request to clean up the place. Lived in a tiny
compartment in the back and reached it through a tunnel
carved out of the garbage.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
It's a human thing, not just an American thing.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I guess it is not this stuff like garbage. Oh
I think I know the difference. Yeah, well I don't know. Sometimes. Yeah,
you look at my wonderful thing.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Are you collecting starphone cups? Yet? Are plastic containers that
your microwave meals?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Answer her? Why do you want some of those? Because
I know he does. We'll talk, I'll hook Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Thanks.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
So there we go.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
We got some garbage here. The first let's not move
to twenty nineteen. Champion racing pigeon Armando the Lewis Hamilton
of pigeons sold for a record one point four two
million dollars pigeon pigeon. But he was a champion racing pigeon.
He was.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
As wild man man man getting hip hoop at that speed.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
That reminds me. We're gonna call Hanson later on about
John Feinstein, one of his friends and clients who passed
away last week. Remember that, because last time I saw
legs like Hans has had a message tied too. See,
I was trying to figure out. Finally, twenty twenty, President
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Donald Trump and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau agreed to
close the US Canada border the world's longest to non
essential travel to curb COVID nineteen. Trump came back in,
jumped on him, made him cry and he quit. Y'all
see that. Tear it up. They're not fee Yeah, wouldn't
(07:14):
wanna be alright then COVID nineteen category. There you go,
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line, Come on,
get the winning beginning. We play out Burst next.
Speaker 10 (07:49):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's a big show on the radio only to your
Tuesday March eighteenth feature track for the Big Show, bi
Box a listener letter. Maybe way my boy think he
resigned from the antar rog You can't. There's your key word, resigned.
The Big Box said to make a shot.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I got up.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Outburst.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Let's go ma contested number one. This should really be
a lot.
Speaker 11 (08:27):
Of fun when you're playing Outburst, have a hurry.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Up and guest time, you have the best time. You
have a big shot.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Let's say Kevin, I'm beautiful. Cringe, Tim I say we
have a shot.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I don't are you doing?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Good morning, Kevin, Hey, good morning everybody, morny welcome, I
can let's get you to this, sir. Three categories and
get you at prize pack. You ready to go?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
I'm ready, man, Let's do it all right?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And five seconds? Give us three things you throw in
the garbage ready.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Go empty soda or greenk tans, junk mail and empty
boat and go fishy.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Rappers, nice Evin, Three things that race ready to go.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Cars, motorcycles and horses.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh my, and for the win. Three places you could
not go during COVID nineteen. Ready to go.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Movie theaters, restaurants, the gym, and your girlfriend's house.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, oh, I bet she just made that up on it.
We won't down into that camp. We will get you
the prize pack over at Oakridge, Bud. Congratulations, Thank you
so very much.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Please?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Do?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
I want to give a shout out to everybody with
Anderson County Schools. Great people, lots of fun, great students, man,
and I got the best job in the world. And
thank you to Kim and April.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Thank you all right, Kevin, We're proud to have you
listening now. Barnie ride Joe from the Big Show. All right,
we're gonna jump. I'll catch you up on your news
as we got some top ten list.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Thank you the quick laugh. First thing I want. Good morning,
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big shows on the radio. It is early morning. Top
ten list.
Speaker 11 (11:14):
Today's Big Show, Top ten, the top ten things nobody
ever says the latest in our series.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Number ten.
Speaker 11 (11:21):
Sometimes I worry I'm not getting enough high fructose corn cereal.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
Number nine.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Pick you up at the airport.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
I thought you'd never ask. Number eight.
Speaker 11 (11:34):
Wow, my phone's way faster ever since that new software update.
Number seven. My doctor says I'm getting too much exercise.
Number six. Okay, I guess it is kind of a
pyramid scheme. But if you're not interested, I'll never bring
it up again. Number five. You're vegan, now tell me
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all about it. Number four, and then Karen said, no, no,
we don't need to get the manager involved in this
is probably all my fault.
Speaker 10 (12:10):
Number three.
Speaker 11 (12:11):
Wow, the cable company lowered our bill again. Number two
Not now, honey, daddy's watching basketball, Wives And the number
one thing nobody says, extended warranty on my car.
Speaker 10 (12:28):
You bet I'm interested.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Good morning. It's a big sewan. The radio coming off
in minutes waiting heard from our Texas phone prankster, whether
pee lately? Will take care of that and right now,
take care of what's happening now, Tacky Jackies.
Speaker 12 (13:15):
Top of the morning to you, friends and neighbors. You're
old pel Bert Fern here with a big announcement.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
Hah, bigger than that.
Speaker 12 (13:28):
It's gotta be even bigger because we're getting ready to
tell you all about the first annual Tacky Jackies Close
for Hose Saint Patrick's Day sale.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
That's more like it.
Speaker 12 (13:44):
Yes, folks, Tacky Jackies is about to shamrock your world
with these amazing deals. The other Galway hookers on your
street corner will be great as a dollar when they
see how iris your skeezer is looking. Holler faith and Begora.
It's time to spruce up your horror. This Saint Patrisy
only attacking Jackie's Close for Hose. If these deals leave
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you tickled shirtless, have no fear, no need to walk
around Aaron go brawlis with our stupendous deals in the
lingerie departments. Have your mellets upgraded? Not sure about your
size during Taki Jackie's Incredible Saint Patrick's Day sale. Come
on down for free customized bus treasuring courtesy of TV
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preacher Father shag O'Shaughnessy of our Lady of Hooter's School
for Reform strippers at.
Speaker 10 (14:31):
Topless maid Service.
Speaker 13 (14:32):
Woo hands are shaken, Oh sorsy, and it doesn't stop there.
Has your weave unwove? Have your locks run out of luck?
Speaker 12 (14:46):
Has your hair come to the point where your dude
just don't anymore?
Speaker 14 (14:50):
Oh No?
Speaker 12 (14:51):
Come down to Tacki Jackies close for hose this Friday
and Saturday and meet legendary Irish wigmaker Miles of Mullets.
You'll answer jig with a brand new wig from Tacky Jackies.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
They are beautiful hair.
Speaker 12 (15:06):
Still clinging to a few extra pounds you gained over
the holidays. Will it's time to turned Saint Patti's Day
into Saint Patty's Day. Our plus size the import fashions
from across the pond come in every shade of green
you've ever seen. We've got lima bean, lime, green, forest, green,
dollar green, seasick green, soil and green, gang green, green bean, green, arrow, green, lantern, green, hornet, green, goblin,
great Kazoo, garden, pe Kermit the Frog, incredible Hope, Slightly
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Off Grinch, Green Hill Billy Tooth, Green Kryptonite, Shrek and
the kid's favorite sinus infection, Lookie.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
Another winner and celebrities we got Them.
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Saturday Only, Kiddy Show host mister Nikitchee the Scabby Leprechaun
will be on hand autographic scabs for all the.
Speaker 10 (15:52):
Kiddy Wild Day, Last Wow and from the hit movies.
Speaker 12 (16:04):
A Green Miles Old Wild Billy himself will be in
the Dunky booth.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
What what you looking at you? Lamp Noodle, Lokis Mike.
Speaker 12 (16:14):
And a special attraction just added for Friday evening, Thank
God It's Three. Patients from Doctor Bonco's kidney Clinic will
be chugging gallons of green beer courtesy of Spastic Larry's
Liquor Barn and Reptile Farm. Whoever passes his blarney stone
first wins. Place your bet and don't get wet another winner.
(16:41):
Get in on the fund this weekend at Testy Jackie's
Close for Hose Big Big Saint Patrick's Day sales. Check
out our newest location.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
Take pack a.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Groin full ofvard.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
Three miles to the Willie Tucker Parkway at the third.
Speaker 10 (16:56):
Light, take a right at Dublin Down's dog track.
Speaker 12 (16:58):
Look for Figgie the town drunk him a dollar, and
he'll point you to the secret entrance to the big
Saint Patrick's they sailing. Takey Jackie's closed for hose. This
is your hotel for friends, saying I'll see you there.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
News, weather and sports.
Speaker 15 (17:23):
Oh you can have all them good at two shoes
on the radio talking about that damn peat and having babies.
They're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men
rock Limba.
Speaker 10 (17:43):
Gon Hannity, neil Board, Yes.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Snow on the roof.
Speaker 15 (17:50):
They had a fire in the party. It's getting hot
in here. I take off all my clothes. Who you
are no vulnerable?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. The
Double A men's basketball tournament begins tonight with the first four.
A man hat man fornas see networking to make a
SPN Gonna give us some tips of filling out your brackets.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yes he will.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
A man hands an't getting off the couch his home
in Saint Louis, where He is a member of the
Saint Louis Sports Hall of Fame, and Hans in his
good buddy John Feinstein passed away last week. Man, Yes,
we're gonna talk to 'll Tarry about that. Man, I'm
through Terry a couple of years ago. Then he said,
all right, good, we got a lot to do here,
(19:17):
so let's start with us. Call from Willie P.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
William yeh, not you're doing today? Yep, ma'am. I got
a kount of an unusual problem.
Speaker 14 (19:27):
Well maybe we can help. What's your problem?
Speaker 8 (19:29):
Well, my boys was playing back here in the creek
behind the house up day and they caught this water
boxing you know, one of them snakes, Yes, sir, Well,
they took it in the house, still alive, and they
flushed it down to commo.
Speaker 14 (19:39):
Yes, there's your commode stopped up now.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
No, ma'am, you can flush and everything, but we all scared.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
To use it.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Yep, ma'am. We all afraid to sit down, afraid that thing,
I you know, swim back up and there and back
one overs while were you in the bathroom.
Speaker 14 (19:52):
Well they flushed it. It should be gone. It shouldn't
come back up, it should completely be gone. Out of
your plumbing system should be.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
Ma'am, you keep on saying should that don't sound like
you're too sure about cement.
Speaker 14 (20:06):
Wasn't that likely that the snake should be.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
In your commode?
Speaker 8 (20:10):
Well, i'll tell you what. The other night and my
wife was sitting in there, you in the bathroom, and
she thought she heard something down in there. She jumped
off that commod was wasn't even through us in the bathroom,
and I heard her hollering in there. I was got
in the front yard drinking some beer with some of
my friends. Scared us off, and we heard of hollering,
and then I came back out and told my friends
what was wrong. One of 'em hollered in there too
and told her not to sit all the way down
(20:30):
on the pike if you're worried about that snake being
and that coach. She got mad about that, came out
on the front post, started throwing things, and then one
of our old neighbors to stay next door called the police.
They came out here and uh charged this all what
you call disordered, the conduct to us all down to
jail house.
Speaker 14 (20:46):
Yes, sir, well, I'm sorry to hear about that, but
I don't think you have to worry.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
Well, y'all got one of them rude of things. You
would come stick down in here to see this food?
That snake still down in.
Speaker 14 (20:55):
There, Yes, sir, but that's extensive.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
About how much do a call?
Speaker 14 (20:59):
Well, the service to cout probably over one hundred dollars.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
One hundred dollars, yes, ma'am. I just can't fold that much.
Why I'm not sorry, Well, do you think that you
might be able to come out here and go in
the bathroom and sit on that can move for a while.
Just show my wife and all of them. The ain't
no need to worry about that snake.
Speaker 14 (21:18):
I'm sorry, I can't do that.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Well, y'all. That and the phone book say your customers
come first.
Speaker 14 (21:23):
I can do that. We just don't do that.
Speaker 8 (21:26):
Yeah, well, I guess I'm gonna have to take my
business one of these other plumbing come to me.
Speaker 14 (21:29):
Yes, their well, thanks for calling, well, thank you by.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Good morning baby shows on the radio coming up, we
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Just look for the link at the Big Show dot com.
Hang on play for ten minutes. Well, right now it's
time for what to watch. Shit, here's our girl, Marza
Taylor Moran appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Hey, look, let's take a look at the box office,
and it looks like everybody was watching basketball and not
watching the movies. Well, so it was a very slow
weekend at the box office, but coming in at number
one was the action comedy Novacaine starring Jack Quaid, only
made about eight point seven million.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I did say the foremos for that? You just talking
about RN It looked pretty funny. Yeah, ain't feel played.
So so that was the that was released this week.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
It was yeah, but eight million it is not that
much well in movie terms, right, yeah, not much at all,
But it was slow weekend. Last week's top movie, Mickey seventeen,
dropped to second place. The thriller Black Bag opened up
in third place. Captain America, Brave World hanging in there
at number four, and The Day the Earth Blew Up,
a Looney Tunes movie, debuted in fifth place. All right,
(23:08):
what's coming out this weekend? Well, snow White, a live
action snow wide with c g I Dwarfs will be
opening up.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
That's a musical too, Yes, and that looks like it's
more like snow brown.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yes, and there's a big there was a big controversy
over it. A lot of people were like, no, it's
snow white. You know, in the story it was, you know,
get a snow white as snow hair is black.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
And red as Oh no, you can't do it.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Well, they were like, well, look, hey, we are, you know,
with the times, and and then Peter Dinklage got upset
and said, oh so we're with the times, but you're
not going to cast any real life dwarfs to be
the dwarf so that's not inclusive at all from Game
of Thrones. He's like, oh so you're.
Speaker 14 (23:57):
So.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
There's been all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
They did it.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
They did a quiet premiere and everything, but the critics
who have seen it like it.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
They do.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
They do like it the critics to so you know,
base it on that also coming out The Alto Knights.
This is Robert de Niro and Robert de Niro in
this one, so it's American biographical crime drama. The film
stars Robert de Niro in a dual role as nineteen
fifties mob bosses Vito Genovise and Frank Costello, and the
(24:31):
one orders a hit on the other, and then the
other Costello, who the hit was called out on, survives
but is wounded in the attempts and ultimately decides to
retire from the moth. Yet, so we get to see
Robert de Niro the whole movie.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Well least he's not cussing out Trump a good mobster.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
And then a scary movie locked with Bill Scarsguard and
Anthony Hopkins also comes out Friday. This is about a
guy named Eddie. He breaks into a luxury suv steps
into a deadly trapped set by a self proclaimed vigilante
who delivers his own brand of twisted justice. While he's
trapped inside the car, Eddie soon discovers escape is an
illusion and survival is a nightmare in the car in
(25:10):
the suv, and that Bill Scarrguard is the guy that
played the clown you know, the scar clown. Yeah, he
does a lot of scary stuff. Well, are you streaming
anything interesting going on?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I gotta tell you.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
Got to check out Vince Vaughan Bad Monkey. It's a series,
and you know, he's like a disheveled cop that gets
on again off again in the forest.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
But it's I mean, it's it's really good when when
the basketball settles down.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Okay, well this is a This isn't out yet, but
wanted to let you know that Apple TV Plus has
just announced that ted Lasso will be returning for a
fourth season.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I hope it's better than that last. Yeah, they always
do it. Bounce back right, that's a wrap. Oh that's
great baby. Well, let's see we can get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here.
Shall we review yesterday's question? We found out, according to
(26:10):
one of those bizarre research studies, these animals are more
likely to survive a fall from over seventy five feet
than from a lower height.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
What are cats?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, it's all kind of weird. Something. We get up
high enough, they reached full terminal velocity and you're gonna float.
I always that it was like bugs, money if an
elevator goes down. I told my wife that if it
snaps and goes down, just step off of it right
before it hits right. Okay, today's.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
You're there.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Nearly ninety percent of the population of Canada lives within
one hundred miles of this What is moose poop? That's
a good guess. No, it's not right, all right? And
trudeau'se poop. No, we dealt with it. Trump made him
cry and then he quit. He's okay, and mark that
off too. What y'all got one eight hundred big show
(27:02):
you told freeline across America? We played on board you everyday.
Next good Morning is a big show on the radio
(27:35):
rolling through your Tuesday March eighteen, twenty and twenty five
that the feature tracks for the Big Show bit Box
a listener letter, Oh police officer Fleiggy.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Thiggy Now when he.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Resigns from the un to ride now as I right
was a happy ending check it out. No, no, don't
back a keyword resigns that the bit box and the
Big Show dot com. Okay there right now, let's play
yes live across America. It's John Boy Jemmany oh wah
(28:10):
wah and now your host.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
He's joining a hunting group from Canada that's looking for
a bloodsucking creature with antlers.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
It's called a mosquito.
Speaker 10 (28:22):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Keep trying. You don't have the stage he Donnie had
a Warner Robins, Georgia. Good morning, Donnie, Good morning, John Boy.
Hello buddy, you got first shot at John Boy jevity
this morning, Donnie?
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Oh great?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Ninety percent right at ninety percent of the population of
Canada lives within one hundred miles of this What you're thinking,
Donnie Boy, ain't thank you.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Too much, but I'm I'm so Jack. I guess New
York City?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
You you're guessing you New York City?
Speaker 16 (29:01):
Okay, well, well let's say get you get your atlas
out New York City.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Who you know?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
You were close?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
What is the New York The city is close? Well,
well we'll figure it out out later. No dog on it. No,
it's just really you were close.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
I bet I was. I'm gonna do a shout out
if y'all don't mind, you get to do it last time.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, do it, buddy?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
All right, Well, I have to say to my wife,
she's a nurse over at Primary Healthcare. I got to
say hello to her and my son Hayden Alison and
my brand new baby.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Don't forget her now.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
Well, her name's Harper her names, yeah, brand daughter, that's it.
Her name. Her name is Harper Blake. Kind of named
after me a little bit there, all right, not the
heart of ports.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Well, it should be easier for you to remember, you.
Speaker 8 (30:08):
Think, right and well.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
Like I said, I was a plumber in the Air
Force for twenty one years, and I want to say, hey,
all in them boys over in the plumber shop.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Well, all right, Donnie, thank you, fine family, got down there,
Warner Robins. Proud to have y'all listen to that, buddy.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Yeah, I'm from Spartanburg though.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Oh got well, never mind, of course, Greenville Spartanburg are
our second that we ever syndicated. I say. Besides that, Yes,
you are right there, Donny appreciates you, buddy. I have
a great rest of your day. There, he goes, all right, bye,
let's go.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Jamie is in Cleveland, Tennessee, and he should be right here.
Good morning, Jamie, morning John boy. There you are welcome, buddy.
So all right, we old Donnie from morning Robbins was
guessing in New York City for some for some reason,
And what do you think in ninety percent population of
Canada lives within one hundred miles of this.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
I would go with the US border, the.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Border to the United States. Will let see, that's what
it is. There's a lot of stuff in the middle
of Canada that's not that populated. Yeah, like Land. I'll
go over it with y'all later. But Jamie, congratulations, He
(31:33):
assortment of swag from World Lawnmores headed over to Cleveland
for you. All right, I appreciate it, all right, my boy,
hang on with Jackie by the many hour Top of
You News. Then that old Top ten lives in a
(31:55):
mayor a dismal sivage within the next twenty.
Speaker 17 (31:58):
Minute Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
What that bonus? Top ten?
Speaker 11 (32:37):
Liz, everybody loves Tom Bonets down home commercials from Motel
six where he says, we'll leave the light on for you.
Oh yeah, But you know, a slogan like that doesn't
just happen. Oh no, It takes hours and hours of research,
and tons of slogans get rejected before you hit on
the perfect one that brings us to today's top ten list.
(32:58):
The Top ten rejected Motel six slogans. Number ten, because
you deserve better than the backseat of some car. Number nine.
We're working on that smell thing too.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
Number eight.
Speaker 11 (33:14):
If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have
changed the sheets. Number seven, as seen on Cops. Number six,
it's not just for nooners anymore. Number five. You rented
the room, now buy the video.
Speaker 10 (33:32):
Number four.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
Sure you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't
have money left over for a hooker. Number three. We
don't make the adultery. We make the adultery better. Number
two it's hookerrific. And the number one rejected Motel six slogan,
we'll leave the lights al for you.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Here
is the mayor of Dismal Seapens, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Good morning, John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So what's happening in Dismal Seepench Red exactly has written?
Well done, John Boy. Well we and.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Dismal Seepach are never shy about trying new things and
exploring new territory.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Uh oh, what the hell is that supposed to be?
You usually say that right before announcing something really weird
or offbeat.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Ha ha ha. Well the smart money would say, why don't
you just shut the hell up and wait to hear
what we're doing before you start sounding the alarms.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Okay, all right, you're right, please continue.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I'm proud to announce the first annual dismal seepage Scaborama,
a salute to those miraculous protective layers of dried blood
and tissue.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Scabarama. What happened in Booger Pulloos and Volvo.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Just remember, folks, if it wasn't for the brave little scab,
there'd be nothing to stop blood loss and infection.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Okay, feel pretty stupid now, Well I was gonna ask
you the same thague.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
As always, the Scabarama weekend begins with a big parade
down Main Street. The Shriners will, of course beyond hand.
They'll have their little cars done up like scabs, covered
in a latex coating. Festival goers will be able to
pick the scabs off the cars for fun and prizes.
Speaker 10 (35:59):
Well a's kind of code, Well, the kind of gool
Shut up.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
We'll have the Anthony Fauci gain a function, community college
marching band playing old favorites, and our grand Marshall is
the famous daredevil skid Mark Knievel, whose body is usually
sixty to seventy five percent scab at any given time. Yeah,
he's not very good. We'll have some fun games, including
big cash prizes for the biggest scab, the most scabs,
(36:26):
and the most unusual scab. Now, did you know is
a little fyi? Did you know that I've got a
scab that looks exactly like the Dalai Lama?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
But you wouldn't think of entering to win a prize
cause that would be a conflict of interest. Right.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
We've got lots of games for the kiddos, including scabbledy winks.
So wait, what is scabbldy wings? Well it's just like
tittley winks, except to youse scabs. Wow, that seems a
tad unsanitary. Well, no need to worry, John Boy. They'll
be wearing rubber gloves really well they will. Now, big
mouth celebrity stalker nosey natean Nowicki is bringing his collection
(37:04):
of scabs of the rich and famous. See everything from
Harrison Ford's booboo to Justin Timberlake's aUI. And don't forget
about the food.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Cause nothing gives you an appetite like a weekend full
of scabs.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
We'll have Polish Pete's Food truck on hand serving crispy, crunchy,
deep fried scabbage rolls.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Disgusting.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Dave Dingleberry will be serving scab ries and for the kids,
cherry flavored jello pudding scabskins. Basically those are just pudding skins.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
And none of them are actually made with real scabs though, right.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Be sure to stay for the closing night concerts. There'll
be all kinds of picking and grinnin with Rugburn Ronda
and her road Rash Ramblers singing all their hits like
I'll pick it if I feel like it, but it itches,
and of course it smells infected, but it looks okay.
All provided by a generous grant from the World Health Organization.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
So what was your cud?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
So come on down to the big dismal see Pitch
Scabarama Festival. You couldn't pick a better way to spend
the weekend.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Rugburn Ronda is a big girl and she go to hell.
Good morning, the big Show's on the radio, and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 9 (38:20):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and they're
big show. I like the way they talk. They're funny haha,
not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow, I figured
out what John Boy had a hard time getting started.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
In the morning, I ain't gotten the gage.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. For
your Tuesday, March eighteenth, we got John Boy's Wonderful Things
give Away number one hundred and thirty five. We got
a reminder challenge coin from Honor One featuring the shields
from five branches of the US military. This is what
our boy parties will go to put together with Cleveland
Windows with the kids, similar shadow boxes and these five
(39:39):
branches of the military coin. You got to see it.
It is so cool. This Army, Marines, Navy, Air Force,
coach guard. You know the deal. Just look at it
at the Big Show dot com and make sure you
put your name in the hat to win it. We'll
give it away on Friday. Uh quick plub for my boys.
I bet the brothers young. I was talking about these
(40:00):
brothers playing blue Grass Men and Daddy Chad Mama down
at the beach and they are playing Saturday March twenty
ninth at the Harvester in Rocky Mount, Virginia. If we
all moving around there, you close. Make sure you get
to see our boys, the Brothers Young. There's great kids, man,
they can play. They're gonna be something. You can check them
(40:22):
out at Facebook and Instagram. So tators tell me no
apostrophe and the brothers and that matters and.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Like all one word the brother's young.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Brothers Young, Facebook and Instagram.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
Thank you for it.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
If you're social, you know a.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
It's making antisocial. No, we wann't. But we're talking about
hands and get them off the couch. Well, the Sports
Hall of Fame and Saint Louis, Missouri. Back to the
Big Show and I'm manhatsan in minutes and.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
We were all on.
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