March 20, 2025 • 46 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s the first day of Spring, so we’ll call over to Dell’s Den for his annual Spring celebration message.. - We’ll cover an ironic news story out of Fort Mills, SC - where PETA accidentally created record sales for a local barbecue restaurant.. - Oliver has a special message for the men in our audience.. - We get On Track with Doug Rice for a recap of last weekend’s NASCAR race and a preview of this weekend's.. - JD’s 24-Hour Stores launch their annual Spring Sale.. - and will wrap things up with a visit from Reverend Sincere and Goober accompanied by Rev.’s Church Organist, Gooberette…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You got the big show on already, all more chances
for you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
News, weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve racking they are. I don't even complain when they
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make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
The rooster says, come the doodle doo.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
The time to get up.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hey, y'all, it's spring all ride that made me jump right.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Up out of bed.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Spring forward. We already sprung forward. Blast that hour's sleep.
Now we spring in the spring. Maybe spring. If your
mattress has springs in it, they spring up, or must.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Have the spring configure the buses springs.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Everything's all right to see vernal Lequinog's happening today, which
is when the amount of sunshine is approximately twelve hours
long and the amount of sunlight will incrementally increase until
the first day of summer, which is June the twenty first, yuessing,
this says June twenty first, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
We were.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
We were just figuring out what the real date was
after Tater. This is working on our own calendar here. Okay,
we got time to find out when the first day is.
Homer is baby, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
And what today is? Yeah, yeah, wait till the newspaper
gets you.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I know it is spring today twentieth, yes, first, in
June twentieth.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Okay, in twenty twenty five, you had June twenty first.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That was two years ago.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
We don't call it, all right, so we go on
the seasons.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We got them, we got them.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
So is today the first?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It is that it is the an.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Old vernal equinox and and everything else.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, all right, Taylor's gonna double check little.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Check March twentieth, Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yes, all right, good work.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I'll told you I got it.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That is where everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
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the categories with our three dates in history. You go
(03:32):
back the March twentieth, nineteen sixty nine. John Lennon and
Yoko Ono were celebrating the first day of Spring by
getting married in Gibraltar. We'll have Taytor look up the
Gibraltar calendar the money. Then after the ceremony, the couple
flew to Amsterdam and staged their famous bed in for peace.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Remember that.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, they had the presidential suite of the Hamsterdam Hilton
got in bed and invited the press to come up
and interview them about peace in bed.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The press got in bed to do the interview with her.
You remember that. There's pictures of it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I remember one guy one for the British press. He
was just getting on Lennen. I don't think he made
the got between them too.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I'd like to see Trump do that. Press. Come on,
come on, come on into bed, Let's see what you got.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Well, let's move up to oh wait, Verizon wireless. When's
the lions share of the communication spectrum during the Federal
Communication Commission's auction?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, is that the deal? So if y'all looked into it,
I mean, I know, we got advertisers.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
All over with many many radio stations across America.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
And you're about to piss one of them off.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I guess why.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Just asking about the T Mobiles says they got the
same towers as Verizon, so their stuff is the same,
so you don't have to pay that.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Much and you pay less for them.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Okay, it could be, but I think it would very
market to market because they have to rent that space.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Unless Verizon has bought T Mobile. I don't know if
that's been the case.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So back in oh wait, they got a bunch of
the spectrum from the I guess they were the biggest
one then and Verizon I told about I.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Don't know, huh, yeah, Verisen was. I mean again, it
varies depending upon where are in the country.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, think about cell phone carriers for the category and.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Then well.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Up to twenty fourteen, the Vatican Library began the lengthy
and costly process of digitizing their collection of ancient manuscripts.
They're around three thousand documents said to be digitized and
will taken us away to four years to complete the project.
Good Catholic Marcy Moran volunteered till quickly.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
An intern on that card.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Now there's gonna digitize engine scripts.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Don't worry.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
They're spending all that time on that and we still
have to stand in line at the DMV.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
There's kind of girl one ain't under Big Show.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You told free line, Come on play for bulls nood
on out burs next, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Run it till your Thursday, March twentieth Our future track
from the Big Show bid Box Reverend Sincere and Goober
featuring GOOBERRT on the organ search for a keyword organists, Yeah,
it's the Big Box at the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Not comrade.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Uppers. Let's play Uppers. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
John Boy Billy to give you prizes from the big
Prize Beer.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing uppers. Have the hurry up and guess time you
love the best time you love a big shot.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Let's say, hey, Tony from Vanceboro, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
We have a shot.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Good more than Tony on and big show crew.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oboy, alright, don't let's get you through these three categories
and get that bull snot over the Vanceborough.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Fo you ready to go? Yes, sir buddy.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Five seconds. Three places you can find a bed, ready
to go? I'm out a bedroom, a part of the
store and motels.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I've been find the bed. He shook my head. No
is all, I said, he.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
No, Manny, I'm sorry. I got to get that out
of my in my mind. That's out now, I thank you, Tony.
All right, now give us three cell phone carriers ready
to go? Uh t mobile arrival and my carrier?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
All right yet drained the bam bam bamma. Now for
the wind.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Three things made digitally digitally digitally.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I don't know. I don't understand it either. I thought
I was hoping you might. Three things made. Here we
go back to tainer again. Here, Oh hello, Things that
have been digitized?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yes, please, all things that have been digitized? Ready, good
books of phone. I'm they'd have anything now they're working
on the Vatican there though you.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Tony, good work. One dollars worth of it's not head.
The band's born for you. Gotta clean my big truck up.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
We're still looking with three things.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Made digital elite, and we're gonna crack over the time
capsule to see what we got in it. Right on
the other side, say it worked out. This is the
(09:51):
award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's
number one exports.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Man. Hello, heesus hot all my life on a fire bag.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
No, man, John boybella here.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Well, they say, beg old. Hey, no driving, nose picking, knuckles, dragging, mouth, breezing,
but scratching hoot lighting he.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Man, you having a couple of new ones in the lineup,
didn't you? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (10:27):
I studied you kind of close at night. We running
tings down in Daytona lighting. Well, actually that on this debbors,
but I hardly ever get to talk to him on
the floor.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, so how things going over there? And Cassid double wide?
Speaker 8 (10:42):
You get another temporary roommate, Man, we'll run them through here,
won't we know you? Else? It's time it's old twitch
our bondo man over at the body shop. He didn't
lost his driver's license. No, we've been giving him a
ride to work in the mornings and with a price
of gas nowadays, I decided I'd rather just move him
in here than drive all had to his place to
pick him up.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Every morning's making money? So how did he lose his license?
Got him a d u I dui?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
How stupid was that?
Speaker 8 (11:10):
That's what he said.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Well, what happened?
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Well on Twitch is dating this old gal, Mandy a
while back, and she busted up with him. He never
quite got over it, you know. Well, he walked in
at Hoots one night and seeing her sitting there at
the bar, he decided to go up there and ask
her if they could talk things out. And I had
been twitched. The talk and also included quite a bit
of drinking, and the two of them kind of got
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pulled over on the way home. Tom comes up a
truck says, sir, have you been drinking a night? And
Twitch says officer, I ain't even gonna try to lie
to you. Me and my girlfriend here is trying to
patch up our relationship. And we did it by sharing
a beer or twelve. Then we celebrated by doing a
couple of shots there at the bar. And after we
left the restaurant, we stopped off at the store and
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picked up a bottle of peppermint schnaps. She just loves
that peppermint snap. We might have had as a pull
or two off a bottle tween here and there. Cop says, well, sir,
I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of
the truck and take a breathalyzer test. Twitch looks up
at the cop says, well, it's the matter, don't you
believe me. He's gonna try to get the judge and
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give him one him restricted permit so he could drive
to him from work. You know, but he had an
ugly incident when he went in for his court day.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Well what happened?
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Well, we was real backed up at the body shop
that week. Debor told old Twitch he'd go take care
of his business down at the courthouse, but when he
got back, he had to stay till he got all
the work caught up. Well, it is a sold out
crowd in the courtroom that day. They's just full of
dope heads and shop lifters and car jacks, always a
regular dumb crooked news. Well, Twitch sat there thinking about
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all them job's piling up work, kept getting madder and
mattered the longer he sat. Finally he just stood up
and says, excuse me, Judge, are we getting the words
close of my name? I just come down here to
plead guilty. I ain't one of these unemployed idiots. I
got a job to get back to. Can't y'all move
this mess along? Ain't faster as you can imagine? That
one over like a fart and a diving helmet. Judge
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slams a little hammer down on the bench, says, sir,
your name will be called when it's time to hear
your case. And for your rude interruption, I'm gonna find
you one hundred dollars for contempt of court man. So
Twitch reaches in the pocket of his breeches and pulls
out his wallet. Judge looks down, says, sir, you don't
have to pay the one hundred dollars right now. Twitch says,
(13:35):
I ain't. I'm just looking to see if I got
enough here for two more words.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Let me guess.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
He ended up going for about seven and what none
of them? Your honors. Listen, I got around here, a
me in the IQ twins and the fixing to go
to work. You gonna say, yeah, well, well you tell
them I said, and know what you mean. Y'all keeping
straight up.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Fire Shaun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
All right, listen up, I hate rednecks.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You people are rednecks.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Good morning radio, done right, Good Thursday morning, Big Show's
(14:42):
on the radio. Well I used to think our next
guest stop by because he liked us, But I'm starting
to think it just comes in for the coffee. Let's
find out together, shall we. Let's welcome back to the
Big Show nerveal Tea Wheelers.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
Hey there, John boy, hear what you're saying about me?
Just to coming in for the coffee. Yeah, it ain't
n er tall. I also come in for the snacks.
Oh good, I stand corrected. So what brings you to
town today? Well, I'm headed over to that. They're a
big pet shop down the street and stuck up on
some supply.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Why did you get a new dog?
Speaker 11 (15:13):
No, no, nothing like that. I was not farting around
the barn there, and I thought I heard something. Of course,
my hair ain't quite what it used to be, but
sure enough, there's a little tabby kit.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
He started to follow me all over the place.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
I never did see a mama, so I decided it
might be nice to have a little company.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Have you named him?
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I sure did.
Speaker 11 (15:33):
His name is Liberaci. The why Liberachi on account of
he's the pianist. That's why I'm going to pet store.
I gotta give me a litter box. No, I never
was much of a cat person. There, I say, thousands
of years ago, cats has worshiped as gods.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
They tell me.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
Problem is the cat's never forgot it. They say cats
don't have owners, they just got servants.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Well that's the truth.
Speaker 11 (15:56):
I always reckon the cats were more of a pet
for women. Women love cats. But there's the thing. Cats
is independent. They don't listen. They sure don't come when
you call them, and they stay out all night. And
when they do come home, all they want to do
is eat, sleep, and be left alone. All the things
women hating a man, they loving a cat.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
What's fair?
Speaker 11 (16:17):
Wow, I'm having me a ball with the old little
Liberaceia there. Sometimes I let him ride in the truck
with me. I had a hankering for a whiskey drunk
the other day, so I grabbed a little Liberazzi and
I put headed to the water and hold out by
my house.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
There.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
I put him up on my shoulder and we went
and sat at the bar. The bartender says, hey, nerve
do you know where's a cat on your shoulder? I said, yeah,
what about it? I always have a cat on my
shoulder on Mondays, bartender says, but today it's Tuesday. I said,
is it?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Lord? I must look like it did.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
So.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Nerve you ever had a cat before?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (16:52):
Yeah, I had a cat, old Ponsi. I called him
that because he was always scheming. After my third wife
passed on, I shacked up with this wetter woman for
a while and she did not like Ponsy, and the
feeling was mutual. One day she took Ponsei by a
mile down the road there and turned him loose. But
by the time she got back home on Ponsey he's
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walking up a driveway. So she took him two mile
down the road and turned him loose. By the time
she got home, on Ponsey sitting on the sidewalk. So
she grabbed him, drove him about thirty miles away up
into the forest in the middle of nowhere, and put
him out. About three hours later, she called me. She says, hey,
is the cat there? I said, yeah, Ponsey sitting here
on the porch with me. She says, well, put him
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on the phone.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I need directions.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Does she make it back? No, Ponsey hung up on her.
Speaker 11 (17:42):
Oh lord, I missed that old cat her not so much. Well,
I gotta get back. I gotta take Liberzi to his class.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
The class. Yeah, oh yeah, he's smart. He's a math tutor.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Now.
Speaker 11 (17:53):
I asked him what two minus two was.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
He didn't say nothing.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
You gotta nurture that kind of genius.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Fuck, you gotta get him.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
You tanned for Hey, listen, you matter if I give
me a ray, Phil help meself much obliged. Well, you
keep your saddle old and your gun greased and holler
if and you need me.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
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us this morning.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Good day.
Speaker 12 (18:19):
You're old pal STEVI here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
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I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
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Speaker 3 (18:34):
Hey, what's this wife for?
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Speaker 1 (20:00):
Hey play for ten.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Minutes from first talk about Dale's then yesterday Now in Valley, Alabama.
Number one War Eagle fan the dal. He's got to
be happy about Auburn the number one overall seed for
the men's college basketball tournament. Let's check out AD Talk here.
Speaker 9 (20:21):
In the den.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
This is Dale.
Speaker 9 (20:24):
Welcome in you to Dale's Den. AD Talk'd like to
welcome you all who come to the den and all
of you who listen to this AD talk. We got
some of the best of foods. Hey, we cook what
we cook maybe our menu might be a little limited,
but we don't go around try to make up stuff
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and put peanut butter on this, and put jelly on that,
and put whip cream on this over here and call
it something like this and have a big mess on
our hands. We cook what we cook, and we do
it well here in the den. If you want some
good catfish or we especially on shrimp or our stuffed
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baked potato, if war or favors m and we try
to keep the price down. We do a lot of
things to try to keep the price down, but we
try to make it as good as we can.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (21:21):
And when we cook it when you order it. We
don't cook nothing ahead of time. Hey, we don't. We
don't guess what people gonna order and cook it ahead
of time and try to have it ready when you holler.
We not very good guessing. So you have to start
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cooking when you order it. And this fresh cook when
you get it. I take a little more time. We
ain't like a fat food places. Well, you can drive
around it and all that, and you your car won't
have to never stop rolling. And you get it and
then you sack it up. Might be what you want
might not be what you want, but you got something quick, Hey,
(22:02):
deal with it or get in the bend, give us
a little time, but we cook it dead right, and
it's good, ladies and gentlemen, it's good. Hey. And the
people keep asking me, say, how can we cut down
on the time and get it? Well? Two or three
things you can do to kind of squeeze the time
in between getting it. Ha, know what you want, all
(22:23):
of what you want the first time. Now when you
start changing your all this stuff like that, maybe you
can't change it, cause it might be too folk gone
on the cooking. But when you change it, I set
it back. And when if you call in and order,
have everything ready to say when you call it in,
don't call know all the in and talk about hold
on a minute or wait a minute. Let me ask
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you somebody else what they want. All the stuff like that,
that's waste time. And if running very high risk of
getting hung up one cause we are doing a thing
we upbuild there and we are doing things for other
folks that are taking the time to correctly aller their food.
So hey, have your order in hand and try not
(23:06):
to change your order. Now. Sometime you might have to
change your order cause something you might not know about.
To change your order, cause we want you to get
what you order, and we want you to enjoy it,
cause you don't want paying for it. But here the dead, hey,
you can't go wrong. Like to holler, some people up
in Nona left. This old man he sent me would
(23:27):
and he wasn't no old man. The more people out
in Noona and they welcome, come down eighty five, enjoy you.
Kevin Valentine from Daleville, Virginia, went back down to the
Denion holler at me.
Speaker 10 (23:43):
Got somebody wants you to meet. All kind of folks
houting some Mississippi, and mad from Cincinnati, and and somebody
in South Carolina, and.
Speaker 9 (23:54):
I just can't get to him. Glad, and y'all lift
my spirits up here, and the sprang around Mother's Day
them all day. This is a nice time to be alive. Baby,
In spite of all this other mess. Riga Monroe was
going on, I think of all the money we could
save with these walls and things and take care of
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our kids and then fight disease. I would fight other
folks and kill them and mistreat and do all the
other things like that. Don't make sense to me, Hey,
live in a peaceful manner and treat your fellow man correctly.
It's day off from days. Then I'm feeling good and
(24:36):
I'm back healthy, getting ready to gold fishing. Take care of.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
The kind of run out of gas?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Well, let's play John Moore Jeopardy over that big ols
tractor price pig Okay review yesterday's question. We found out
this US state has more swimming pools than any other
state in America, Florida. It was Floria?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Do still is.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Today's John boy Jeopardy. This unpopular pest was originally only
found in Asia, but thanks to storaways on the world
shipping vessels, it is now the world's most hated living nuisance.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
I'm right here.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What y'all got? What ain't hundred? Big show?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You told free line across America. We played John boyd
Jeopardy next, Good Morning. It's a big show on the
(25:59):
radio world through you. Thursday, March twentyth Today's fature track
from the Big Show bit Box Reverend since Here and
Goober featuring Gooberrett on the organ rerepears from Gilbert he
Word organists hit the bit Box at the Big Show
dot comy right now let's find yeah live across America.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
It's convoy Chappie.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
And now your host he knows a guy from Asia
named mean Ching and that guy hit it big in
the lottery a while back, so now.
Speaker 11 (26:31):
Everybody calls him shot shing hes John Boy.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
As I headed Chris out of Venton, Virginia. Good morning, Chris,
Good morning John Boy. Hello buddy, you.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy on this
first day of spring. So let's see what you got.
We start out Chris saying this unpopular pest originally found
in Asia, but thanks the stoaways on the world's hipping vessels,
it is now the world's most hated living nuisance.
Speaker 11 (27:09):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
No, we want to suspense, Yes we are.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
I think I'm gonna go with ants.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Ants alrighty, well let's see is it ants now and
not uncles either? So yeah, that was a little hanging humor.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Well, Chris, we appreciate you playing, buddy. Thanks for listening. Man.
You try again anytime. Have a great day up in venting.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Appreciate you, Thank you, John Bully. All right, boy, well
let's go to Scott. He's over in Union City at Tennessee.
Come on a Scott.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Good morning there y'are buddy.
Speaker 8 (27:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
We know it's not ants, the number one world's most
hated living nuisance.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
What you got, Scott?
Speaker 8 (28:02):
Well, I would say something, but would definitely be wrong. Right,
we'll go.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
We'll go with uh, how about rats? We're going with rats?
You say, all right, well, is it rats?
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (28:17):
It is?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
You got the LS tractor Prize, Pat and Quinn hanging
your head out in the window like a dog. You
guess you stay out there in that win buddy, glad
you're outside. You hang on, keep warm? Why them I
(28:44):
the guy weard Tobby your news right on the on
the side, peed up, you know one of our favorite grooves.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Oh we got no good by them? Hang on, good morning.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
It's a big Sharlo Radio for your Thursday, March twentyth
No matter where you're.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Listening to the big show.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Say, you might even be out in Otamwa, Iowa, listening
at KKSI FM one oh one point five the last
twenty five years. But you've heard me talk about beautiful
little rock Hill, South Carolina, that is south of Charlotte,
where our studios world headquarters of John Boy and Billy
Radio Network located Nickel Store, my favorite outdoor store. My
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boy Darren down there everything you need, but any type
of outdoor activity.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
All right, that's my plug for my boys.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
But the Dixie Pig is a great barbecue joint in
rock Hill, South Carolina. I said, this is something about
pet and it is Peta has got this truck that
they're on a national tour being obnoxious like they usually are.
Remember when Peter we said, all right, y'all want to
come on the big show, and we did it, and
we had a barbecue grill, made them walk past it barbecue.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, I think we scarred one of them, Yeah, because
you made her cry.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
But anyways, so Peter brings us barbie, this big truck
out and it's painted on the side that looks like
pigs in the little cages.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Right, So, and then they go out over the loud.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Speakers with pigs squealing in the stress is like life
size decals. Then from the stereo recordings of panic squealing.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
From the pig. So this is supposed to deter the
you know, people.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Going I want to kinda go eat that barbecue and
pulled pigs sweeling like that.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Well, it drew customers to the Dixie Pig.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
Hey, why may.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
It was a record breaking Russia customers.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
So people were seeing it and hearing it, going, hey,
they must be having a sale open.
Speaker 8 (31:29):
I want to.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Rethink your strategy on that way.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
That is also Gomers writing. I think Peters severely underestimated
this area. All they've done has drum up more business
for the Dixie Pig. You get a jazz running through
rock Hill you know in there?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Let you go.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I sure I am hungry. Good turnsday morning, that Joe
(32:20):
is on a radio. It's time for Oliver.
Speaker 12 (32:27):
Well, well, well, the following is for men only. So ladies,
we'll give you a chance to leave the room there
now that those cows are gone, gather around, boys. There's
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five questions that a man doesn't ever want to hear
from a woman.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
One what are you thinking about?
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Two?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Do you love me?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Three?
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Do I look fat?
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Four?
Speaker 7 (33:11):
Do you think she's prettier than me? And five what
would you do if I died?
Speaker 12 (33:21):
What makes these questions so unpleasant is that each one
is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the
man answers incorrectly, otherwise known as telling the truth. Therefore,
as a public service. Let's examine each question and provide
(33:42):
some help in giving the correct responses.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
Number one, what are you thinking about?
Speaker 12 (33:49):
The proper answer to this, of course, is why, I
was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring,
intelligent woman you are and how lucky I am to
have you. The true answer to what are you thinking about?
Is probably one of the following baseball, football, How fat
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you are that little blonde in the tube cop over there?
How glad I am you're not wearing a tube cop.
Perhaps the truest response to this question was offered by
Al Bundy, who once told peg, if I wanted you
to know what I was thinking, I'd be talking to you.
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Question number two, do you love me? The proper response
is yes, or if your butter's in a spling in
a sling for that moment, A detailed answer is in
order with yes, dear, yes kitten, or.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Yes snooky wookie wookers.
Speaker 12 (35:01):
Inappropriate responses include oh yeah, a whole buttload? Would it
make you feel better if I said yes? That depends
on what you mean by love at this point? Does
it really matter?
Speaker 7 (35:25):
Question number three? Do I look fat? The correct answer is,
of course, not.
Speaker 12 (35:33):
Among the inappropriate answers are compared to what, I wouldn't
call you fat, but you're not exactly thin, A little
extra weight looks good on you, or my favorite, I've
(35:54):
seen fatter?
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Question number four, do you think she's prettier than me?
Speaker 7 (36:09):
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic of course.
Speaker 12 (36:13):
Not Inappropriate responses include yes, but you have a better personality.
She's not prettier, but she's a whole lot thinner. You
were as pretty as her when you were her age,
(36:36):
define pretty. Question number five, what would you do if
I died? This is especially dangerous since it's usually asked
about thirty seconds after you turn out the lights to
go to sleep. Your best bet is to pretend you're
(36:56):
already in a deep slumber and didn't hear the question.
If you're forced to answer, you something like now, honey,
don't even talk that way, or my favorite, why i'd
probably die too of a broken heart, you'll want to
(37:17):
avoid things like what would I do probably the freaking
watusi before or after I bought the new boat in
the corvette? Yeah, like I'd ever get that luck. I'd
(37:39):
finally nail your buddy Susan Mark my words, gentlemen, Sooner
or later these questions will come up, and, as the
boy Scouts say, be pre pay. This has been a
public affairs presentation of the John Boy and Billy Big Show.
(38:00):
Regular guys cover their butt since nineteen eighty.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Good Morning A Big Shows on the radio.
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Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
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Aren't they won the.
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You're listening to the Big Show in great terrestrial radio
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Gotta list here? And how long uh? Some stations been
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I'm not gonna was claim the whole numbers likes.
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I'll confuse myself.
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We'll have Tater explain it as so.
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As she digitizes records on the Vatican, She's gonna be carway.
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Main thing.
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I got it.
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Speaker 1 (40:35):
Now on his own track with Doug Rice.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
After the Boys racing Vegas, gonna hit down the Homestead,
Miami this weekend. And good morning to you, mister Rice.
Speaker 13 (40:45):
Good morning John Boyaw, it was fun to be here.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Well, buddy, how was your trip to Vegas?
Speaker 13 (40:51):
I had a good time away. Was like going out
to Vegas. H my first time back to a racetrack
since I officially retired. So saw a lot of people
and and enjoyed myself and had to learn that doing
public address is a little bit different skills set than
what I did for thirty five years on the radio,
but still had a blast.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
They need to cut the words some and there's that
whole watching people turn in their seats to look up
at the Moore.
Speaker 13 (41:20):
There's a lot of subtlety and the biggest thing is
the guy that was producing it.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
He was awesome.
Speaker 13 (41:25):
He goes, you don't have to say Las Vegas Motor
Speedway so much. He goes, believe it or not, they.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Know they're he Oh, I had a little Randy smart again.
Speaker 13 (41:37):
But I actually thought, I thought, I've never worked for
Randy before up until now.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Was well.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
So the Ford got their first victory this year and
the driver of the Ford got his first victory and Cup.
Speaker 13 (41:55):
It's a great day for the Blue Oval Gang led
by Josh Berry, who really got his big break coming
out of the Lake Models. Dale Earnhardt Junior tabbed him
to run some races. He went into the Exfinity Series
for Junior Motorsports, made a splash there and that got
him into Cup and guys, I think this is going
to be a huge turnaround for Josh and for.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
The Wood Brothers.
Speaker 13 (42:16):
Josh finished fourth at Phoenix, then he came on won
this race at Las Vegas, and he won it straight
up race the last twenty two laps after the last
caution pulled away from the field. Was no fuel mileage
or flukey strategy or half the field wrecking out. He
put on a great race. I think it's a very
popular win and might not be the last win for
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him this year.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Man, that is awesome.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
A lot of us old boys like seeing Wood Brothers
at twenty one winners.
Speaker 13 (42:44):
Yeah, that's cool. I mean there's a lot of famous
drivers that have won in that car. David Pearson probably
the most. Michael Waltrip won for the Wood Brothers in
the All Star Race, Kyle Petty got a win for him.
So now we got a new name in Josh Berry,
and I think he's going to be capable to win
a few more.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
And the top three of the finishers in Vegas kind
of a surprise.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Doug.
Speaker 13 (43:06):
You know, if you could have bet the three in
a box, the one two three, and I'm sure at
someplace you could have and have picked Josh Berry, Daniel Suarez,
and Ryan Priest, that would have been incredible. Those are
not names that you normally associate with top five finishes,
and they knocked it down one, two, three, and the
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good news for all of them is that they did
it legitimately, without any kind of special backdoor politics. They
got up there and they outrun a lot of bigger
teams and bigger names to get top three finishes.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
And the guy setting on top of the standings, William Byron,
he had another top five finish.
Speaker 13 (43:46):
He was in fourth place and just knocking it down.
He is so steady and their cars are fast every
week and he just got out there and did it.
Of course, all the talk going into Vegas, and we
talked about this on the show last week, was Christopher
Bell trying to win four in a row. His effort
was doomed from the start. They had an unapproved change
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on the car. He had to start in the back.
Then he rallied, got up near the front. He got
another penalty for pitting in the incorrect pit stall. They
had a tire going down and they thought we're going
to pitted it in one of his teammates pitstalls. He
pitted in Jay Briscoe's pitt and they got the tire
back like they wanted it. But NASCAR says you can't
(44:28):
do that. That's pitting out of your own box. So
they penalized him for that and it just one thing
led to another. He had a very challenging day.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Oh right, so U Progressive is gonna step into sponsorship.
Speaker 13 (44:43):
Yeah, Progressive has announced the insurance company that they're going
to sponsor Denny Hamlin for eighteen races. Denny lost longtime
sponsor FedEx earlier this year, so Progressive has stepped up
in a big way. No word yet if Flowed is
going to be on the pit box for the races,
but I would bet all the money I've ever made
(45:05):
that she shows up at a race this year. We're
going to see all the Progressive characters from their their
pretty successful commercial line show up.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Man, I need to call get the infield idiots back
in the track.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Would Flow? I think she would fit in perfectly.
Speaker 11 (45:20):
That's right.
Speaker 13 (45:20):
I'd like to see Flow hanging out of the infield
campus that goofy Apron.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
So we're looking at Homestead, Miami this weekend. Who should
I be looking at to and take the checker fly.
Speaker 13 (45:33):
I'm going to go back to the Fords again. Ryan
Blaney has been fast all year long, but they've not
been lucky.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
It's time for them to be.
Speaker 13 (45:39):
Fast and lucky. Homestead is a great race track. This
will be a fun show to watch. A lot of
buzz around the NASCAR community that maybe Homestead will be
the home for the NASCAR Finale next year.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
I hope that's the case.
Speaker 13 (45:54):
I think they put on a good race.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
All right, buddy, good deal. We'll see what happens. You
enjoy your weekend. Doug jump next week.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
All right, thanks, vich Appreciate you, Thank you, my boy,
appreciate you. You can follow Doug on x Rice Man
sixty one. Right now, let's play beat Le Blonde one
eight hundred, big show. You told free Line we'll get
a contestant.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Play next
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You got the big show on already, all more chances
for you to win coming up after your.
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News, weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve racking they are. I don't even complain when they
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make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
The rooster says, come the doodle doo.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
The time to get up.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hey, y'all, it's spring all ride that made me jump right.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Up out of bed.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Spring forward. We already sprung forward. Blast that hour's sleep.
Now we spring in the spring. Maybe spring. If your
mattress has springs in it, they spring up, or must.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Have the spring configure the buses springs.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Everything's all right to see vernal Lequinog's happening today, which
is when the amount of sunshine is approximately twelve hours
long and the amount of sunlight will incrementally increase until
the first day of summer, which is June the twenty first, yuessing,
this says June twenty first, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
We were.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
We were just figuring out what the real date was
after Tater. This is working on our own calendar here. Okay,
we got time to find out when the first day is.
Homer is baby, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
And what today is? Yeah, yeah, wait till the newspaper
gets you.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I know it is spring today twentieth, yes, first, in
June twentieth.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Okay, in twenty twenty five, you had June twenty first.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That was two years ago.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
We don't call it, all right, so we go on
the seasons.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We got them, we got them.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
So is today the first?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It is that it is the an.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Old vernal equinox and and everything else.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, all right, Taylor's gonna double check little.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Check March twentieth, Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yes, all right, good work.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I'll told you I got it.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That is where everybody.
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back the March twentieth, nineteen sixty nine. John Lennon and
Yoko Ono were celebrating the first day of Spring by
getting married in Gibraltar. We'll have Taytor look up the
Gibraltar calendar the money. Then after the ceremony, the couple
flew to Amsterdam and staged their famous bed in for peace.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Remember that.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, they had the presidential suite of the Hamsterdam Hilton
got in bed and invited the press to come up
and interview them about peace in bed.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The press got in bed to do the interview with her.
You remember that. There's pictures of it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I remember one guy one for the British press. He
was just getting on Lennen. I don't think he made
the got between them too.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I'd like to see Trump do that. Press. Come on,
come on, come on into bed, Let's see what you got.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Well, let's move up to oh wait, Verizon wireless. When's
the lions share of the communication spectrum during the Federal
Communication Commission's auction?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, is that the deal? So if y'all looked into it,
I mean, I know, we got advertisers.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
All over with many many radio stations across America.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
And you're about to piss one of them off.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I guess why.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Just asking about the T Mobiles says they got the
same towers as Verizon, so their stuff is the same,
so you don't have to pay that.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Much and you pay less for them.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Okay, it could be, but I think it would very
market to market because they have to rent that space.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Unless Verizon has bought T Mobile. I don't know if
that's been the case.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So back in oh wait, they got a bunch of
the spectrum from the I guess they were the biggest
one then and Verizon I told about I.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Don't know, huh, yeah, Verisen was. I mean again, it
varies depending upon where are in the country.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, think about cell phone carriers for the category and.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Then well.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Up to twenty fourteen, the Vatican Library began the lengthy
and costly process of digitizing their collection of ancient manuscripts.
They're around three thousand documents said to be digitized and
will taken us away to four years to complete the project.
Good Catholic Marcy Moran volunteered till quickly.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
An intern on that card.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Now there's gonna digitize engine scripts.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Don't worry.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
They're spending all that time on that and we still
have to stand in line at the DMV.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
There's kind of girl one ain't under Big Show.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You told free line, Come on play for bulls nood
on out burs next, Good morning.
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That's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Run it till your Thursday, March twentieth Our future track
from the Big Show bid Box Reverend Sincere and Goober
featuring GOOBERRT on the organ search for a keyword organists, Yeah,
it's the Big Box at the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Not comrade.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Uppers. Let's play Uppers. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
John Boy Billy to give you prizes from the big
Prize Beer.
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Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing uppers. Have the hurry up and guess time you
love the best time you love a big shot.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Let's say, hey, Tony from Vanceboro, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
We have a shot.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Good more than Tony on and big show crew.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oboy, alright, don't let's get you through these three categories
and get that bull snot over the Vanceborough.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Fo you ready to go? Yes, sir buddy.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Five seconds. Three places you can find a bed, ready
to go? I'm out a bedroom, a part of the
store and motels.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I've been find the bed. He shook my head. No
is all, I said, he.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
No, Manny, I'm sorry. I got to get that out
of my in my mind. That's out now, I thank you, Tony.
All right, now give us three cell phone carriers ready
to go? Uh t mobile arrival and my carrier?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
All right yet drained the bam bam bamma. Now for
the wind.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Three things made digitally digitally digitally.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I don't know. I don't understand it either. I thought
I was hoping you might. Three things made. Here we
go back to tainer again. Here, Oh hello, Things that
have been digitized?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yes, please, all things that have been digitized? Ready, good
books of phone. I'm they'd have anything now they're working
on the Vatican there though you.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Tony, good work. One dollars worth of it's not head.
The band's born for you. Gotta clean my big truck up.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
We're still looking with three things.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Made digital elite, and we're gonna crack over the time
capsule to see what we got in it. Right on
the other side, say it worked out. This is the
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award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's
number one exports.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Man. Hello, heesus hot all my life on a fire bag.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
No, man, John boybella here.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Well, they say, beg old. Hey, no driving, nose picking, knuckles, dragging, mouth, breezing,
but scratching hoot lighting he.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Man, you having a couple of new ones in the lineup,
didn't you? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (10:27):
I studied you kind of close at night. We running
tings down in Daytona lighting. Well, actually that on this debbors,
but I hardly ever get to talk to him on
the floor.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, so how things going over there? And Cassid double wide?
Speaker 8 (10:42):
You get another temporary roommate, Man, we'll run them through here,
won't we know you? Else? It's time it's old twitch
our bondo man over at the body shop. He didn't
lost his driver's license. No, we've been giving him a
ride to work in the mornings and with a price
of gas nowadays, I decided I'd rather just move him
in here than drive all had to his place to
pick him up.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Every morning's making money? So how did he lose his license?
Got him a d u I dui?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
How stupid was that?
Speaker 8 (11:10):
That's what he said.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Well, what happened?
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Well on Twitch is dating this old gal, Mandy a
while back, and she busted up with him. He never
quite got over it, you know. Well, he walked in
at Hoots one night and seeing her sitting there at
the bar, he decided to go up there and ask
her if they could talk things out. And I had
been twitched. The talk and also included quite a bit
of drinking, and the two of them kind of got
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pulled over on the way home. Tom comes up a
truck says, sir, have you been drinking a night? And
Twitch says officer, I ain't even gonna try to lie
to you. Me and my girlfriend here is trying to
patch up our relationship. And we did it by sharing
a beer or twelve. Then we celebrated by doing a
couple of shots there at the bar. And after we
left the restaurant, we stopped off at the store and
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picked up a bottle of peppermint schnaps. She just loves
that peppermint snap. We might have had as a pull
or two off a bottle tween here and there. Cop says, well, sir,
I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of
the truck and take a breathalyzer test. Twitch looks up
at the cop says, well, it's the matter, don't you
believe me. He's gonna try to get the judge and
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give him one him restricted permit so he could drive
to him from work. You know, but he had an
ugly incident when he went in for his court day.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Well what happened?
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Well, we was real backed up at the body shop
that week. Debor told old Twitch he'd go take care
of his business down at the courthouse, but when he
got back, he had to stay till he got all
the work caught up. Well, it is a sold out
crowd in the courtroom that day. They's just full of
dope heads and shop lifters and car jacks, always a
regular dumb crooked news. Well, Twitch sat there thinking about
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all them job's piling up work, kept getting madder and
mattered the longer he sat. Finally he just stood up
and says, excuse me, Judge, are we getting the words
close of my name? I just come down here to
plead guilty. I ain't one of these unemployed idiots. I
got a job to get back to. Can't y'all move
this mess along? Ain't faster as you can imagine? That
one over like a fart and a diving helmet. Judge
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slams a little hammer down on the bench, says, sir,
your name will be called when it's time to hear
your case. And for your rude interruption, I'm gonna find
you one hundred dollars for contempt of court man. So
Twitch reaches in the pocket of his breeches and pulls
out his wallet. Judge looks down, says, sir, you don't
have to pay the one hundred dollars right now. Twitch says,
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I ain't. I'm just looking to see if I got
enough here for two more words.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Let me guess.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
He ended up going for about seven and what none
of them? Your honors. Listen, I got around here, a
me in the IQ twins and the fixing to go
to work. You gonna say, yeah, well, well you tell
them I said, and know what you mean. Y'all keeping
straight up.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Fire Shaun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
All right, listen up, I hate rednecks.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You people are rednecks.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Good morning radio, done right, Good Thursday morning, Big Show's
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on the radio. Well I used to think our next
guest stop by because he liked us, But I'm starting
to think it just comes in for the coffee. Let's
find out together, shall we. Let's welcome back to the
Big Show nerveal Tea Wheelers.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
Hey there, John boy, hear what you're saying about me?
Just to coming in for the coffee. Yeah, it ain't
n er tall. I also come in for the snacks.
Oh good, I stand corrected. So what brings you to
town today? Well, I'm headed over to that. They're a
big pet shop down the street and stuck up on
some supply.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Why did you get a new dog?
Speaker 11 (15:13):
No, no, nothing like that. I was not farting around
the barn there, and I thought I heard something. Of course,
my hair ain't quite what it used to be, but
sure enough, there's a little tabby kit.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
He started to follow me all over the place.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
I never did see a mama, so I decided it
might be nice to have a little company.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Have you named him?
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I sure did.
Speaker 11 (15:33):
His name is Liberaci. The why Liberachi on account of
he's the pianist. That's why I'm going to pet store.
I gotta give me a litter box. No, I never
was much of a cat person. There, I say, thousands
of years ago, cats has worshiped as gods.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
They tell me.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
Problem is the cat's never forgot it. They say cats
don't have owners, they just got servants.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Well that's the truth.
Speaker 11 (15:56):
I always reckon the cats were more of a pet
for women. Women love cats. But there's the thing. Cats
is independent. They don't listen. They sure don't come when
you call them, and they stay out all night. And
when they do come home, all they want to do
is eat, sleep, and be left alone. All the things
women hating a man, they loving a cat.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
What's fair?
Speaker 11 (16:17):
Wow, I'm having me a ball with the old little
Liberaceia there. Sometimes I let him ride in the truck
with me. I had a hankering for a whiskey drunk
the other day, so I grabbed a little Liberazzi and
I put headed to the water and hold out by
my house.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
There.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
I put him up on my shoulder and we went
and sat at the bar. The bartender says, hey, nerve
do you know where's a cat on your shoulder? I said, yeah,
what about it? I always have a cat on my
shoulder on Mondays, bartender says, but today it's Tuesday. I said,
is it?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Lord? I must look like it did.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
So.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Nerve you ever had a cat before?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (16:52):
Yeah, I had a cat, old Ponsi. I called him
that because he was always scheming. After my third wife
passed on, I shacked up with this wetter woman for
a while and she did not like Ponsy, and the
feeling was mutual. One day she took Ponsei by a
mile down the road there and turned him loose. But
by the time she got back home on Ponsey he's
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walking up a driveway. So she took him two mile
down the road and turned him loose. By the time
she got home, on Ponsey sitting on the sidewalk. So
she grabbed him, drove him about thirty miles away up
into the forest in the middle of nowhere, and put
him out. About three hours later, she called me. She says, hey,
is the cat there? I said, yeah, Ponsey sitting here
on the porch with me. She says, well, put him
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on the phone.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I need directions.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Does she make it back? No, Ponsey hung up on her.
Speaker 11 (17:42):
Oh lord, I missed that old cat her not so much. Well,
I gotta get back. I gotta take Liberzi to his class.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
The class. Yeah, oh yeah, he's smart. He's a math tutor.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Now.
Speaker 11 (17:53):
I asked him what two minus two was.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
He didn't say nothing.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
You gotta nurture that kind of genius.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Fuck, you gotta get him.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
You tanned for Hey, listen, you matter if I give
me a ray, Phil help meself much obliged. Well, you
keep your saddle old and your gun greased and holler
if and you need me.
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Hey, what's this wife for?
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Speaker 1 (20:00):
Hey play for ten.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Minutes from first talk about Dale's then yesterday Now in Valley, Alabama.
Number one War Eagle fan the dal. He's got to
be happy about Auburn the number one overall seed for
the men's college basketball tournament. Let's check out AD Talk here.
Speaker 9 (20:21):
In the den.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
This is Dale.
Speaker 9 (20:24):
Welcome in you to Dale's Den. AD Talk'd like to
welcome you all who come to the den and all
of you who listen to this AD talk. We got
some of the best of foods. Hey, we cook what
we cook maybe our menu might be a little limited,
but we don't go around try to make up stuff
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and put peanut butter on this, and put jelly on that,
and put whip cream on this over here and call
it something like this and have a big mess on
our hands. We cook what we cook, and we do
it well here in the den. If you want some
good catfish or we especially on shrimp or our stuffed
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baked potato, if war or favors m and we try
to keep the price down. We do a lot of
things to try to keep the price down, but we
try to make it as good as we can.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (21:21):
And when we cook it when you order it. We
don't cook nothing ahead of time. Hey, we don't. We
don't guess what people gonna order and cook it ahead
of time and try to have it ready when you holler.
We not very good guessing. So you have to start
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cooking when you order it. And this fresh cook when
you get it. I take a little more time. We
ain't like a fat food places. Well, you can drive
around it and all that, and you your car won't
have to never stop rolling. And you get it and
then you sack it up. Might be what you want
might not be what you want, but you got something quick, Hey,
(22:02):
deal with it or get in the bend, give us
a little time, but we cook it dead right, and
it's good, ladies and gentlemen, it's good. Hey. And the
people keep asking me, say, how can we cut down
on the time and get it? Well? Two or three
things you can do to kind of squeeze the time
in between getting it. Ha, know what you want, all
(22:23):
of what you want the first time. Now when you
start changing your all this stuff like that, maybe you
can't change it, cause it might be too folk gone
on the cooking. But when you change it, I set
it back. And when if you call in and order,
have everything ready to say when you call it in,
don't call know all the in and talk about hold
on a minute or wait a minute. Let me ask
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you somebody else what they want. All the stuff like that,
that's waste time. And if running very high risk of
getting hung up one cause we are doing a thing
we upbuild there and we are doing things for other
folks that are taking the time to correctly aller their food.
So hey, have your order in hand and try not
(23:06):
to change your order. Now. Sometime you might have to
change your order cause something you might not know about.
To change your order, cause we want you to get
what you order, and we want you to enjoy it,
cause you don't want paying for it. But here the dead, hey,
you can't go wrong. Like to holler, some people up
in Nona left. This old man he sent me would
(23:27):
and he wasn't no old man. The more people out
in Noona and they welcome, come down eighty five, enjoy you.
Kevin Valentine from Daleville, Virginia, went back down to the
Denion holler at me.
Speaker 10 (23:43):
Got somebody wants you to meet. All kind of folks
houting some Mississippi, and mad from Cincinnati, and and somebody
in South Carolina, and.
Speaker 9 (23:54):
I just can't get to him. Glad, and y'all lift
my spirits up here, and the sprang around Mother's Day
them all day. This is a nice time to be alive. Baby,
In spite of all this other mess. Riga Monroe was
going on, I think of all the money we could
save with these walls and things and take care of
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our kids and then fight disease. I would fight other
folks and kill them and mistreat and do all the
other things like that. Don't make sense to me, Hey,
live in a peaceful manner and treat your fellow man correctly.
It's day off from days. Then I'm feeling good and
(24:36):
I'm back healthy, getting ready to gold fishing. Take care of.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
The kind of run out of gas?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Well, let's play John Moore Jeopardy over that big ols
tractor price pig Okay review yesterday's question. We found out
this US state has more swimming pools than any other
state in America, Florida. It was Floria?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Do still is.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Today's John boy Jeopardy. This unpopular pest was originally only
found in Asia, but thanks to storaways on the world
shipping vessels, it is now the world's most hated living nuisance.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
I'm right here.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What y'all got? What ain't hundred? Big show?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You told free line across America. We played John boyd
Jeopardy next, Good Morning. It's a big show on the
(25:59):
radio world through you. Thursday, March twentyth Today's fature track
from the Big Show bit Box Reverend since Here and
Goober featuring Gooberrett on the organ rerepears from Gilbert he
Word organists hit the bit Box at the Big Show
dot comy right now let's find yeah live across America.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
It's convoy Chappie.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
And now your host he knows a guy from Asia
named mean Ching and that guy hit it big in
the lottery a while back, so now.
Speaker 11 (26:31):
Everybody calls him shot shing hes John Boy.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
As I headed Chris out of Venton, Virginia. Good morning, Chris,
Good morning John Boy. Hello buddy, you.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy on this
first day of spring. So let's see what you got.
We start out Chris saying this unpopular pest originally found
in Asia, but thanks the stoaways on the world's hipping vessels,
it is now the world's most hated living nuisance.
Speaker 11 (27:09):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
No, we want to suspense, Yes we are.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
I think I'm gonna go with ants.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Ants alrighty, well let's see is it ants now and
not uncles either? So yeah, that was a little hanging humor.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Well, Chris, we appreciate you playing, buddy. Thanks for listening. Man.
You try again anytime. Have a great day up in venting.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Appreciate you, Thank you, John Bully. All right, boy, well
let's go to Scott. He's over in Union City at Tennessee.
Come on a Scott.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Good morning there y'are buddy.
Speaker 8 (27:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
We know it's not ants, the number one world's most
hated living nuisance.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
What you got, Scott?
Speaker 8 (28:02):
Well, I would say something, but would definitely be wrong. Right,
we'll go.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
We'll go with uh, how about rats? We're going with rats?
You say, all right, well, is it rats?
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (28:17):
It is?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
You got the LS tractor Prize, Pat and Quinn hanging
your head out in the window like a dog. You
guess you stay out there in that win buddy, glad
you're outside. You hang on, keep warm? Why them I
(28:44):
the guy weard Tobby your news right on the on
the side, peed up, you know one of our favorite grooves.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Oh we got no good by them? Hang on, good morning.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
It's a big Sharlo Radio for your Thursday, March twentyth
No matter where you're.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Listening to the big show.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Say, you might even be out in Otamwa, Iowa, listening
at KKSI FM one oh one point five the last
twenty five years. But you've heard me talk about beautiful
little rock Hill, South Carolina, that is south of Charlotte,
where our studios world headquarters of John Boy and Billy
Radio Network located Nickel Store, my favorite outdoor store. My
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boy Darren down there everything you need, but any type
of outdoor activity.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
All right, that's my plug for my boys.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
But the Dixie Pig is a great barbecue joint in
rock Hill, South Carolina. I said, this is something about
pet and it is Peta has got this truck that
they're on a national tour being obnoxious like they usually are.
Remember when Peter we said, all right, y'all want to
come on the big show, and we did it, and
we had a barbecue grill, made them walk past it barbecue.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, I think we scarred one of them, Yeah, because
you made her cry.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
But anyways, so Peter brings us barbie, this big truck
out and it's painted on the side that looks like
pigs in the little cages.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Right, So, and then they go out over the loud.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Speakers with pigs squealing in the stress is like life
size decals. Then from the stereo recordings of panic squealing.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
From the pig. So this is supposed to deter the
you know, people.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Going I want to kinda go eat that barbecue and
pulled pigs sweeling like that.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Well, it drew customers to the Dixie Pig.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
Hey, why may.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
It was a record breaking Russia customers.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
So people were seeing it and hearing it, going, hey,
they must be having a sale open.
Speaker 8 (31:29):
I want to.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Rethink your strategy on that way.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
That is also Gomers writing. I think Peters severely underestimated
this area. All they've done has drum up more business
for the Dixie Pig. You get a jazz running through
rock Hill you know in there?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Let you go.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I sure I am hungry. Good turnsday morning, that Joe
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is on a radio. It's time for Oliver.
Speaker 12 (32:27):
Well, well, well, the following is for men only. So ladies,
we'll give you a chance to leave the room there
now that those cows are gone, gather around, boys. There's
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five questions that a man doesn't ever want to hear
from a woman.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
One what are you thinking about?
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Two?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Do you love me?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Three?
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Do I look fat?
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Four?
Speaker 7 (33:11):
Do you think she's prettier than me? And five what
would you do if I died?
Speaker 12 (33:21):
What makes these questions so unpleasant is that each one
is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the
man answers incorrectly, otherwise known as telling the truth. Therefore,
as a public service. Let's examine each question and provide
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some help in giving the correct responses.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
Number one, what are you thinking about?
Speaker 12 (33:49):
The proper answer to this, of course, is why, I
was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring,
intelligent woman you are and how lucky I am to
have you. The true answer to what are you thinking about?
Is probably one of the following baseball, football, How fat
(34:15):
you are that little blonde in the tube cop over there?
How glad I am you're not wearing a tube cop.
Perhaps the truest response to this question was offered by
Al Bundy, who once told peg, if I wanted you
to know what I was thinking, I'd be talking to you.
(34:40):
Question number two, do you love me? The proper response
is yes, or if your butter's in a spling in
a sling for that moment, A detailed answer is in
order with yes, dear, yes kitten, or.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Yes snooky wookie wookers.
Speaker 12 (35:01):
Inappropriate responses include oh yeah, a whole buttload? Would it
make you feel better if I said yes? That depends
on what you mean by love at this point? Does
it really matter?
Speaker 7 (35:25):
Question number three? Do I look fat? The correct answer is,
of course, not.
Speaker 12 (35:33):
Among the inappropriate answers are compared to what, I wouldn't
call you fat, but you're not exactly thin, A little
extra weight looks good on you, or my favorite, I've
(35:54):
seen fatter?
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Question number four, do you think she's prettier than me?
Speaker 7 (36:09):
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic of course.
Speaker 12 (36:13):
Not Inappropriate responses include yes, but you have a better personality.
She's not prettier, but she's a whole lot thinner. You
were as pretty as her when you were her age,
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define pretty. Question number five, what would you do if
I died? This is especially dangerous since it's usually asked
about thirty seconds after you turn out the lights to
go to sleep. Your best bet is to pretend you're
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already in a deep slumber and didn't hear the question.
If you're forced to answer, you something like now, honey,
don't even talk that way, or my favorite, why i'd
probably die too of a broken heart, you'll want to
(37:17):
avoid things like what would I do probably the freaking
watusi before or after I bought the new boat in
the corvette? Yeah, like I'd ever get that luck. I'd
(37:39):
finally nail your buddy Susan Mark my words, gentlemen, Sooner
or later these questions will come up, and, as the
boy Scouts say, be pre pay. This has been a
public affairs presentation of the John Boy and Billy Big Show.
(38:00):
Regular guys cover their butt since nineteen eighty.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Good Morning A Big Shows on the radio.
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Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Aren't they won the.
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Good Morning It's a big Show on the radio.
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You're listening to the Big Show in great terrestrial radio
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that man our boy Smarty Marty to one Man Party,
Gotta list here? And how long uh? Some stations been
carrying a big show. Some of you thirty two year
olds had it every day in your life. You grew
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Oh yeah, second and third, Well, actually we were on
the stage here.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
I'm not gonna was claim the whole numbers likes.
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I'll confuse myself.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
We'll have Tater explain it as so.
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As she digitizes records on the Vatican, She's gonna be carway.
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Main thing.
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Speaker 9 (40:17):
I got it.
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Speaker 1 (40:35):
Now on his own track with Doug Rice.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
After the Boys racing Vegas, gonna hit down the Homestead,
Miami this weekend. And good morning to you, mister Rice.
Speaker 13 (40:45):
Good morning John Boyaw, it was fun to be here.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Well, buddy, how was your trip to Vegas?
Speaker 13 (40:51):
I had a good time away. Was like going out
to Vegas. H my first time back to a racetrack
since I officially retired. So saw a lot of people
and and enjoyed myself and had to learn that doing
public address is a little bit different skills set than
what I did for thirty five years on the radio,
but still had a blast.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
They need to cut the words some and there's that
whole watching people turn in their seats to look up
at the Moore.
Speaker 13 (41:20):
There's a lot of subtlety and the biggest thing is
the guy that was producing it.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
He was awesome.
Speaker 13 (41:25):
He goes, you don't have to say Las Vegas Motor
Speedway so much. He goes, believe it or not, they.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Know they're he Oh, I had a little Randy smart again.
Speaker 13 (41:37):
But I actually thought, I thought, I've never worked for
Randy before up until now.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Was well.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
So the Ford got their first victory this year and
the driver of the Ford got his first victory and Cup.
Speaker 13 (41:55):
It's a great day for the Blue Oval Gang led
by Josh Berry, who really got his big break coming
out of the Lake Models. Dale Earnhardt Junior tabbed him
to run some races. He went into the Exfinity Series
for Junior Motorsports, made a splash there and that got
him into Cup and guys, I think this is going
to be a huge turnaround for Josh and for.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
The Wood Brothers.
Speaker 13 (42:16):
Josh finished fourth at Phoenix, then he came on won
this race at Las Vegas, and he won it straight
up race the last twenty two laps after the last
caution pulled away from the field. Was no fuel mileage
or flukey strategy or half the field wrecking out. He
put on a great race. I think it's a very
popular win and might not be the last win for
(42:38):
him this year.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Man, that is awesome.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
A lot of us old boys like seeing Wood Brothers
at twenty one winners.
Speaker 13 (42:44):
Yeah, that's cool. I mean there's a lot of famous
drivers that have won in that car. David Pearson probably
the most. Michael Waltrip won for the Wood Brothers in
the All Star Race, Kyle Petty got a win for him.
So now we got a new name in Josh Berry,
and I think he's going to be capable to win
a few more.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
And the top three of the finishers in Vegas kind
of a surprise.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Doug.
Speaker 13 (43:06):
You know, if you could have bet the three in
a box, the one two three, and I'm sure at
someplace you could have and have picked Josh Berry, Daniel Suarez,
and Ryan Priest, that would have been incredible. Those are
not names that you normally associate with top five finishes,
and they knocked it down one, two, three, and the
(43:28):
good news for all of them is that they did
it legitimately, without any kind of special backdoor politics. They
got up there and they outrun a lot of bigger
teams and bigger names to get top three finishes.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
And the guy setting on top of the standings, William Byron,
he had another top five finish.
Speaker 13 (43:46):
He was in fourth place and just knocking it down.
He is so steady and their cars are fast every
week and he just got out there and did it.
Of course, all the talk going into Vegas, and we
talked about this on the show last week, was Christopher
Bell trying to win four in a row. His effort
was doomed from the start. They had an unapproved change
(44:07):
on the car. He had to start in the back.
Then he rallied, got up near the front. He got
another penalty for pitting in the incorrect pit stall. They
had a tire going down and they thought we're going
to pitted it in one of his teammates pitstalls. He
pitted in Jay Briscoe's pitt and they got the tire
back like they wanted it. But NASCAR says you can't
(44:28):
do that. That's pitting out of your own box. So
they penalized him for that and it just one thing
led to another. He had a very challenging day.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Oh right, so U Progressive is gonna step into sponsorship.
Speaker 13 (44:43):
Yeah, Progressive has announced the insurance company that they're going
to sponsor Denny Hamlin for eighteen races. Denny lost longtime
sponsor FedEx earlier this year, so Progressive has stepped up
in a big way. No word yet if Flowed is
going to be on the pit box for the races,
but I would bet all the money I've ever made
(45:05):
that she shows up at a race this year. We're
going to see all the Progressive characters from their their
pretty successful commercial line show up.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Man, I need to call get the infield idiots back
in the track.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Would Flow? I think she would fit in perfectly.
Speaker 11 (45:20):
That's right.
Speaker 13 (45:20):
I'd like to see Flow hanging out of the infield
campus that goofy Apron.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
So we're looking at Homestead, Miami this weekend. Who should
I be looking at to and take the checker fly.
Speaker 13 (45:33):
I'm going to go back to the Fords again. Ryan
Blaney has been fast all year long, but they've not
been lucky.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
It's time for them to be.
Speaker 13 (45:39):
Fast and lucky. Homestead is a great race track. This
will be a fun show to watch. A lot of
buzz around the NASCAR community that maybe Homestead will be
the home for the NASCAR Finale next year.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
I hope that's the case.
Speaker 13 (45:54):
I think they put on a good race.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
All right, buddy, good deal. We'll see what happens. You
enjoy your weekend. Doug jump next week.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
All right, thanks, vich Appreciate you, Thank you, my boy,
appreciate you. You can follow Doug on x Rice Man
sixty one. Right now, let's play beat Le Blonde one
eight hundred, big show. You told free Line we'll get
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