March 27, 2025 • 47 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, with only one shopping day left before John Boy’s birthday, we’re thinking we’ll give him some of his forgotten “wonderful things”.. - Pinkard & Bowden have a loose tie-in to a certain banned pop single, so we’ll pull out their classic “Censor Us” song.. - John Boy does his best to unravel the mess he made of his Final Four bracket.. - The first self-parking car was introduced on this date, but we’re still waiting for the “On Guard” features we dreamed up for Cadillac.. - Murray books a gig for John Boy - well sort of.. - Doug Rice updates the NASCAR news and looks over the fence at Martinsville.. - and Rev. Billy Ray Collins takes the pulpit as we head for the house…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
But I'll take a whack at it.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I mean, what could it?
Speaker 5 (00:35):
He can doodle do up and out on It is Thursday,
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March twenty seventh, only one shopping day left.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
My birthday all going.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
We had the loading dogs at our other studio, but
now we're uptown and all smushed in together with millennials.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Might have take the freight elevator for.
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You, Jack and Tator run down about three floors, pick
up something if you really want me to have it.
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Yeah, we have an uber lane. Yes, give it the
Times man.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And how about the National Joe Day. Always talking about
my buddy Joe Butler. We went down and hit a
few fish on the coast last weekend celebrate his birthday.
Joe's birthday. And then Mary Joe's birthday, a couple of
my childhood buddies, and then my birthday week later. Ain't
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done something that works out so well.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I hope they celebrate you like you celebrated.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Sure, they will.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
National Joe Days, So that's honoring anyone named Joe of course,
all right, Joe Butler comes to mind, just him, Joe Jackson,
my old girl and sauce cooking buddy. Okay, if I
would think about it, I'm knowing a lot more Joe's
but it takes up a lot of brain power. And
this Spanish Payala day as well, so I got to
work on that.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
You do something special for Joe and his birthday.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Later, I took him to the beach and paid for everything.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
Well all right, like no special meals or anything for
yeah picture I showed you.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So Butler's of my old buddy who delivers Dominos pizzas. Right.
He lives in Mount Holly as he calls it Mount Hollywood.
Uh so yeah, so for his birthday we got to
hug up on the fish. It was dark, so I
went by Confie Union store and I got one of
them little pizzas to go with It was a good
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brand though, like a like Adjoorna.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Or was it taking Bason?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So frozen Yeah no, it's a frozen pizza. It's frozen
and cooked it for him and it kind of got overdone.
Yeah kind of.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Who worked with Uh?
Speaker 7 (03:25):
I got Joe looking at the camera and the pizzas
in the background and you can see just.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
A little tear. Maybe I'll get that picture to you, Mars.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
He can put it on our Facebook page so you
can see Joe celebrating his birthday with a little overdone pizza.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
We still ate it. It wasn't.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
So happy belated birthday, Joe.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And uh, yeah, so I did. I think I made
up for it for the rest of the week. Right then,
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All right, yeah that was three years ago.
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John Boys and Billy to give the prizes from the
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Right, we're jumping out, catching you up on your news.
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On the other side, our time cats olebout the Thursday
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And the Big Show drive in.
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Wait a minute, this is the award winning John Boy
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At least I think that's what that is. Plus Black Sabbath.
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Can I mentioned.
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Led Zeppelin? Shut up, I'm trying to say fog hat.
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Oh.
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By the way, you may notice Brian the guitarist after
playing some of the good parts here.
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And of course you'll get the legendary you too, meets
the clippets.
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I tell you start right bet a man named Jay,
Betty Chemisanta fan him.
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Then one day here shooting as.
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A phone up to the car come above in that curve.
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Now he's got money.
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Well we can.
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About it yet, but we hope to have a deal
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Speaker 8 (12:26):
Good morning radio done right, and.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's a big show on the radio, and there's a
big show driving.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I'm around the block.
Speaker 14 (13:03):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Fern here, old man
Winner has finally pecked his bags and spring is finally here,
and that can only mean one thing. It's our colossal
opening weekend at the Big Show Drive in Theater.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Let's shake off those.
Speaker 14 (13:20):
Cold weather blues and heat things up with an exciting
night at the movies.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
At the Big Show Drive.
Speaker 14 (13:25):
In Theater, you can watch the stars under the stars,
and in honor of spring, we've got a hot and
steamy triple feature for lovers of all ages, as long
as those ages are over twenty one.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Get a load of this freak show.
Speaker 14 (13:42):
First up, we've got the latest historical romance biopic.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
A young Welsh singer hits the big time and then
it's it big time.
Speaker 14 (13:50):
It's a chronicle of connubial conquests spanning six decades.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
The movie runs three hours, trend from its.
Speaker 14 (13:56):
Original seven hundred and sixty three hour runtime. Bring along
a Talca powder. I got changed just watching the trailer.
It's Tom Jones diary created art for really long The
movie that is Our next flick is a hilarious romantic comedy.
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What happens when the best looking guy in the office
develops a bad case.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Of the pants noodle and he discovers he's allergic to
the little blue pills.
Speaker 14 (14:31):
He's resigned to a loveless love life when he meets
the girl of his dreams, and then it's all hands
on deck to find a cure. It's fifty shades of limp.
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It's funny because it's.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Not you, or is it.
Speaker 14 (15:00):
A beautiful young woman goes into the hospital for a
routine ependectomy, only to get her chart mixed up with
another patient.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
The tragedy becomes.
Speaker 14 (15:08):
A comedy which she wakes up with a new little
friend and has to explain to her fiance.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
About her new normal.
Speaker 14 (15:16):
Hell, it's a rollicking new sex farce for the new generation.
Hell it's You've got mail parts. That's right, folks. Three
Hollywood blockbusters for one low price and a great big
scoop of your human dignity, and you'll only find it
here at the Big Show drive in theater. You'll see
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stars like Tom Hanks, Tom Sizemore, Tom Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Arnold Zipple, Arnold Palmer, Chili Palmer and Chili, Willie Willie Nelson,
Willy Walker.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Will he make it? Betty won't? Betty will Betty My
Betty didn't.
Speaker 14 (15:54):
Snoopy Droopy, Soupy Sales, Soupy Reynolds, pee Wee Hermann, Pee
Wee Reese, Reese Witherspoon, Reese Wither for seventy five cent
dollar fifty two bucks in change and sold.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Jason Statum, Jason Voorhees.
Speaker 14 (16:06):
Jason and the Argonauts, and that fat character actor whose
name you can remember but could pick his butt cleavage
out of a lineup even after a four day drunk
with Benedict Cumber Badge. Don't waste time eating dinner, Grab
some chow at the show. It's Weenie weekend at the
Big Show Drive in Theater.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
We've got the best food trucks.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
In town, just.
Speaker 14 (16:24):
Waiting to go toe to toe with your appetite. Wet
your hunger at nothing but a pound dog footblog one
pounders with all the toppings, sponsored by the offices of
doctor Ding Dong from Hong Kong male enhancement specialists. And
for lighter appetites, we've got former Pocono comic Cuckoo Koshers,
she Brews featuring teeny weenies and Bellini's Gourmet Cocktail Franks
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and Gourmet Bellini Cocktails served with straws made from piping
hot hollowed.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Out all beef kosher franks. Gross.
Speaker 14 (16:52):
You bet it is, but it'll take your mind off
the movies. Be sure and get there early for a
free concert by legendary Hebrew rock singer Jew, who'll be
singing hits from his latest album, I'm not paying retail
for your tail. Come on, come on to the Big
Show Drive in theaters opening weekend. Take the Brookshields Expressway
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to the picnic mark the cutoff. Take the hal Nina
Boulevard to Bert Ward Drive, both thirty three and a
half feet and when you see the Johnny Depp look
alike getting his half handed to him by the ever
heard look alike, pulla Louis Anderson and you're there. Get
half off admission price. When you sing our famous theme song, Oh.
Speaker 15 (17:41):
Joh Boy Daly.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Cowboy Billy, you know you are the best.
Speaker 13 (17:47):
Come old now, clap your hands, sing along with us.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
We are the rep mas.
Speaker 14 (17:54):
Queer Open Raider Shine. Don't spend another miserable night at home.
Come be miserable with us. A big show drive in theater.
This is your old pal Burner say, we'll see you there.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Shows after we're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 15 (18:15):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I have one line.
I'm a cocket.
Speaker 16 (18:30):
Thank god I can write down all my.
Speaker 17 (18:32):
Bas I'm the jump boy and Billy big show.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Good morning, and it is a big show on the radio. Thursday,
March twenty seventh. Looking back on this day in nineteen
seventy one, New York's w wind BC radio band, the
playing of the song one tok over the Line by
Brewering Shipley because the station executives they were on the ball.
They said they were concerned about possible drug references.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
In that song.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Yes, I don't worry, can't have that.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
The suits back then were just as sharp as we
have them now in radio.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
It was about that same time Fraim I almost got
fired for playing She's having my baby by pulling because
the general manager said, she's not really.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Having your baby. Let me look at you. I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
Go Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
That was it no hold the hotline said you put
it so again, and I'm gonna have you fired.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Did you blame it on the program director for you
know that says John was really on the playlist. Wow,
ready to renegade rock and roll?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
And I'm playing Paul, it's not even on the playlist.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Carry come up you know later later on the big show,
do old piggard and bag the bout begging to be
censored even put it to music.
Speaker 18 (20:40):
Our manager hopes that where declared Dobbs scene so he
can get us booked on Larry Keene. So slap them
warning stickers on our faces. Now we'll just start to
play and bigger play. Please censor us, tell us we
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can't cuss, tell us make payment.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
On our new tour bus.
Speaker 18 (21:11):
Come on, temper Gore, mess with us some more. It
would be a plus censorous. Wow, we don't mind being
black bald our band. We're doing what the public demands.
Speaker 16 (21:31):
Now.
Speaker 18 (21:31):
Since everybody's making fortunes talking filth, well, all we want is.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Our share of the We.
Speaker 18 (21:42):
Please censor us, tell us we can't cuss, help us
make a payment on our news tour. We'll get better
press with a fella. The rest like a bigger fuss
censor of we'll exercise our first amendment rise.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Our records.
Speaker 18 (22:09):
Sales will soar higher than cats. We hate to have
to play for drinks and tills. So if the money's
rite and we're for censor she please censors tell us
we can't cuss.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Help us make a pavement.
Speaker 18 (22:32):
On our news tour buds come on to her gore
mess with us some more.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
It would be a plus.
Speaker 18 (22:42):
Censors.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
Yeah, make a bigger fuzz.
Speaker 18 (22:48):
Censors will somehow we just censerers.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Good morning bike shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play John boyd Jeopardy. We always go do we get
a winner and the winner we'll get you might as
well find my down Boy Jeopardy while yet, oh I
got it right here. Never mind, we got a storm
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right now.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
All right, I'm sorry boys.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yes, yes, it's the twenty twenty five n SEE Double
A Tournament.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
We're down to the sweet sixteen.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Let's see who always be dribbling tonight we got number
two Alabama at number six b YU of course Alabama.
You hear the Big Show one O six point one
w TAK in Huntsville for the last thirty years. Yes,
we have had some two tides rolling over the years.
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Not to mention mobile Alabama ninety six point one WRKH
twenty nine years broadcasting the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
We don't need help, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
We appreciate you Alabama listeners all these many years. Now
here you are ring number two two, but look it's
behind number one Auburn, More Eagles.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Alabama listeners in the Big Show are split.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Will and tea from Alabama to Southeast.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Nevercomers rule like they have all year.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Alabama plays tonight, Auburn will play tomorrow. Florida plays Maryland tonight.
Have a team out of MA show ruling Florida through
orlandos Mom and Day Daytona Beach, pensul Coola beat the
stupid Marylanders home Goose covered Maryland.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
They left acc thought they were too good.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
Here.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
You come up there thinking you're gonna beat Florida. No
Claytons and Gentlemen's.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Number one Duke in the home state of the big
show in North Carolina place number four Arizona.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Tonight, go.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Duke.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Anybody who can argue with that.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
And then tennight, number three Texas Tech at number ten Arkansas.
It's a big show all over the lone Star state,
the divinsion Houston playing tomorrow night as well, and of
course arkansall you got the big show.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
W Oh, that's a k's on the other side.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Of my simity kay l x Q in Hot Springs,
Arkansas for the last twenty years, found on ninety six
point sevens.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
We're kind of splid on the Texas Tech art and tall,
so it.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Looks like we just want Goose Covered Maryland to lose tonight.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
That's your big finish.
Speaker 18 (26:22):
Yeah, okay, I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson
for clearly stating what needed to be shared. Not only
was it authententic frontier jibbery, it expressed a courage little
scene in this day and age raver blowing out your hour.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Well I'm excited about it.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So we'll meet here to Barsley with ay, y'all, let's
play John Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out
Elvis Presley. Oh oh no, we found out in the
late sixteen hundreds. Here ego we're talking about bathing was
considered unnecessary, abnormal and they stunk a lot. Yeah, well
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he didn't bathe, but King Louis the fourteenth insisted on
keeping this body part clean and washed.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
He washed it every day.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Yeah, his nose, that was his.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
So he can smell everybody else.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Now we get to the King
Elvis Presley. Elvis only did this five times during his lifetime,
and all five were done in Canada.
Speaker 11 (27:34):
What is data Mounty.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Date of MOUNTI No, nothing to do with his nose.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Was so what you all got one eight hundred big
show you told free line across America.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
We go to we get a winter. We play John
Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Next, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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On to your Thursday March twenty seventh, Seasure track with
the Big show bed Boxer, Reverend Billy And and Collins
get keyword fashion, hit it up.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
They got all their contest Monday. Can't get there, we'll
call you.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Let's play Yes Live across America.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
It's John Boy.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
And the Special Elvis Update.
Speaker 19 (28:38):
Well, Billy here found some Elvis dropping behind Roses Dome.
Speaker 10 (28:41):
When we got there, we spotted him in the dumpson. Well,
I clutched him out and boom, he took off.
Speaker 19 (28:45):
Like a rabbit.
Speaker 20 (28:45):
Hey have beautiful hair, John Boy, all right, that was
a ten right as I had a William out of Gaffney,
South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Good morning, William, Oh William, Wait a.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Minute, hold it, I got the old that's on me.
I ain't on Jackie.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I'm supposed to be going to Chris up in Brownsville, Kentucky.
All right, I got my geography right, Chris? Is that you, buddy?
Speaker 18 (29:14):
Buddy, I'm here waiting on you.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Don boy, tell me a little while. We got it, Chris.
Glad you're in here, buddy. Well, let's see what calling
John Boy? All right? Man, Well, let's get you do man. Yeah,
on that. I'm just looking here.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Let me see what you got, okay, Kentucky Kentucky. Yeah,
y'all playing tomorrow. I'm just assuming your wildcat fan. You
calling from Kentucky, play Tennessee. Oh my volunteer. Sorry, Oh yeah,
you gonna have to lose tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
All right, all right, tank you buddy?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
All right there, So Chris, here's your shot at John
Boy Jeopardy. Elvis Presley only did this five times during
his life, and all five were done in Canada.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
What you got?
Speaker 8 (30:01):
Oh, that's a hard one, John Boy?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
What nothing?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
So that's a hard one. John Boys. It's such your
final answer.
Speaker 18 (30:15):
I would say, did he start a movie?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
He started a movie or start start in a movie?
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Well, let's just say, did he do a movie?
Speaker 19 (30:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Huh sh helu was doing a movie in Canada. He
was probably in Hollywood right most of the time.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
We can mess around. I think they make a lot
of movies there, especially Well.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
Gres.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
We appreciate you playing, buddy. You keep trying. You gonna
get it, I feel it?
Speaker 19 (30:47):
All right?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
All right, boy, you have a great day. William.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Here's that William in Gaffney, South Carolina's at you?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
William?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Ask me go all right, buddy, Well Chris did not
have it, So you get a shot.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
What about old Elvis in Canada? What did it do?
Five times? Uh?
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Is that the the only time he performed outside the US?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
So you're thinking, that's the only time that Elvis performed
outside the US five in Canada?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Will that?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
See you?
Speaker 18 (31:21):
Now?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
They would not get off this continent. I guess it
had something to do with Colonel Tom not wanting to
go over since she was wanted.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
He was an illegal immigrant in the US and may
have been involved in a murder before fleeing his native country.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Yeah, yes, that I know.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, I wish I could have got close to Elvis
back then. I told him about Colonel We just came
close to a star billy. But hey, oh William, we'll
look at you, buddy to be good. Cool swag package
from World Lawnmowers. Congratulations, Thank you John boy.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
You can't give me a shout out?
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, I give you one. I like, thank my mom
and daddy making this possible. Now now you get one.
Speaker 10 (32:09):
You shout out to my to my wife and son
and thank you John.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
All right, buddy, I'm glad you want that. William. You
hang on.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
All right bottom of the hour, on top of your news.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Oh got some fun right on the other side even
funner with all our agent Murray, what a minute?
Speaker 11 (32:37):
M h.
Speaker 18 (32:39):
M hmm.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Good morning is a big show on the radio. March
the twenty seven. It was on this day nineteen ninety
one and a demonstration in New York Central Park a
Volkswagen Futra test car equipped with lasers and ultrasonic sensors
parallel park itself. And then two years later, in nineteen
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ninety three, the beginning of syndication of the John Boy
and Billy radio network, we rolled out our first test car.
Speaker 12 (33:42):
Last year, Cadillac introduced you to the on Star System,
our exclusive in car motorist assistance program. If you need
help while on the road, just press the Star key
on your Cadillac cellular phone. A live operator is standing
by to assist you with traffic updates, directions and weather
information anywhere twenty four hours a day. Now, Cadillac introduces
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the next generation in motorist assistance, the on Guard System,
a state of the art artificial intelligence system that monitors
your trip from start to finish.
Speaker 8 (34:12):
Good morning, Dave, before we proceed, I believe your driver's
side door is slightly a jar.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Huh oh. Thanks.
Speaker 12 (34:21):
The exclusive on Guard system monitors all your new Cadillacs
mechanical and electronic systems and adjust them for your safety
and convenience.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
Dave, your current speed is forty eight miles per hour.
The posted limit is thirty five.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, I'm so. I'm running a little late for work.
I gotta get there.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Better to be a few minutes late than risk an accident.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Yeah, but I've got a big presentation to make it
nine thirty. It is really important.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
I guess the presentation was that important. Perhaps you should
have planned ahead and left a few minutes over.
Speaker 11 (34:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Yeah, but I'm lowering the vehicle speed to the posted limit.
It's for your own protection.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
No detail of your journey is too small for on guard.
Speaker 8 (35:02):
Dave. Are you staring at that attractive young woman in
the car next to you?
Speaker 13 (35:06):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (35:07):
No, No, I was watching the traffic light to see what.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
Dave, I think you were looking at her. I'm activating
the roof mounted public address system. Attention, attractive funeral artist.
The driver of this car is married, pleases and William
and on your way.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Hey, what'd you do that for?
Speaker 8 (35:29):
Perhaps you'd like to call your wife now and apologize, Dave.
Speaker 10 (35:33):
Apologize.
Speaker 8 (35:35):
It's not healthy in a relationship to keep secrets from
one another. I'm activating the cellular telephone and dialing your
home number.
Speaker 12 (35:42):
Now on guard even assist Jew and making informed decisions
behind the wheel.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Can I thank you?
Speaker 19 (35:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Give me the ham and egg breakfast biscuit plays, Dave.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
The fat and cholesterol accounts and the Mister Rider ham
and egg biscuit are well above the recommended levels set
by the National Heart Associations. Say what might I suggest
a healthier alternative? Attention cashier, I ignore preuss order. We
like one low fat muffin. Hey, it's for your own protection.
Speaker 12 (36:21):
On Guard looks out for you, even when you won't
look out for yourself, Dave.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
My sensors detect elevated carbon monoxide levels inside the vehicle.
Are you smoking a cigarette?
Speaker 4 (36:33):
No? No, no, Dave.
Speaker 8 (36:35):
I thought you told your wife you quit smoking last week.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
I did.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
I was having a couple of quick puffs, Dave.
Speaker 8 (36:41):
Medical research has clearly shown that cold turkey is the
most effective method of quitting smoking. I am activating the
en dash combustion control system.
Speaker 13 (36:53):
Blood, I did so, I did so.
Speaker 8 (37:03):
It's for your own protection. Protection protection on Guard.
Speaker 12 (37:09):
The electronic consisted that may be too smart for your
own good exclusively from Cadillac.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Good morning, it's.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
A base on the radio, and we're about twenty minutes
away from all things NASCAR on track with Doug Rice.
Boys are racing in Martinsville this weekend. Hot dollars for everybody.
Right now, we should be getting connected over a red
hot town.
Speaker 19 (37:59):
Hello, Red Hope and in Cuporates, home of the hot
ones for forty four years. Ready to tickle your eyes
and your ears are actually the best the top of
the heat except Jimbo and Bobby, but they're really cheating.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I just miss best out. No, this is Domonbella hair.
How's our favorite girl the whole wide world?
Speaker 15 (38:19):
We less?
Speaker 19 (38:19):
I heard you so married the kid rocks.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I'm finding Tom glad to hear it is Murray around.
Speaker 19 (38:26):
No, he's kind of oblong with a wap head. Sorry,
there was this idiot that used to call here and
say that all the time.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Yeah, I know that was me.
Speaker 19 (38:35):
I rest my kids.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
That's a good you.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Put Murray on.
Speaker 19 (38:40):
Sure, hold on, hey, Mary, what a great looking time.
You know you could never tell you're wearing a hair.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Beat n Put him on the telephone.
Speaker 19 (38:50):
Oh okay, sure, hey, my jump on. Bobby on two no, really, Hello,
jump out, I love you mean it? Hey man, I
was looking for you guys at the race over the weekend.
You went to the race, that's right. While you and
Maiderman were down in the infield eating chili and lighting poots,
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I was up on the sweet level, closing a pair
of big money deals with Roy McKee, the president of
Royco International Petroleum Corporation.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Wow. So what's a product?
Speaker 19 (39:24):
Mega Shine three thousand, the world's finest once a year
car polish. Make a notes, babe. Thursday afternoon two o'clock,
we're shooting a TV commercial.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
I go Thursday three o'clock. When do we get to
say the script?
Speaker 17 (39:40):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (39:40):
I don't think you'll need to see the script.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
You may we're going wig it.
Speaker 19 (39:44):
Well, Actually you're not really in the commercial. I just
rented them your truck for the afternoon truck. It should
be really clean when you get it back. And I
said they're going to shine up and run it through
a car wash fifty two times.
Speaker 10 (39:56):
Hurry.
Speaker 19 (39:57):
Oh, don't worry, Roy says, Mega Shine three thousand is best.
Oh and Friday afternoon, we're shooting a spot for Megalube
three thousand. It's a motor oil additive?
Speaker 4 (40:08):
All right now? Am I in that one?
Speaker 19 (40:10):
No? Actually, that's just your truck again. They're gonna crank
it up during out all the oil and let it
run for fifteen minutes. We again, Mega lube is an
excellent product. I really would require it.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Where are you supposed to get my face on TV?
Not my truck?
Speaker 19 (40:23):
Well, no offense, babe, your truck has been a little
bit better maintained. So are you in?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I guess about the best we're gonna get out of
an agent like you?
Speaker 19 (40:33):
Excuse me, gimbo, please, are you suggesting I'm just using
you to close a deal that I don't really care
about the longtime health of your career, that I'm just
taking the path of least resistance to an easy buck.
Is that how you think it is?
Speaker 4 (40:48):
You mean, that's not how it is, of course not.
Speaker 19 (40:51):
It's just that I mean you and and went Royan. Okay, Yeah,
that pretty much is how it is, right, But look
on the bright side. Fifty two three?
Speaker 10 (41:00):
Oh good?
Speaker 19 (41:01):
But this better work, trust me, babe. Hey, listen, we'll
talk it over. We'll super lunch thing later. Have your
machine called my machine? All right? Now, I gotta make
like a banana.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
You mean you're gonna split Now I'm.
Speaker 19 (41:11):
Gonna dive into a bowl of conflicts. Sorry, beb there
was this idiot that used to call here and say
that all the time. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch thing.
Have your machine called my machine? And Jimbo, what did
you ever know that you're my hero and everything I
would like to be. I can fly higher than an
eagle because you are the wind beneath my sheets wings.
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You are the wings beneath my sheet.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
Now you're the wind beneath my wings.
Speaker 19 (41:42):
Well, thanks, babe, you're not so bad you. Oh and
give my little Bobby that's Billy him too, And Jimbo,
what call me?
Speaker 10 (41:51):
You have morning?
Speaker 6 (41:52):
And you got the Big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports. O.
Speaker 17 (42:00):
I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 19 (42:11):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 16 (42:16):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two young Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 10 (43:03):
Good morning that will make Sewan a radio.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Uh nicecarboys racing Martinsville Speedway This Sunday the cookout four
hundred man the Martinville hot Dogs don't want to have cookout.
Bill's got better hot dogs at the racetrack. They do, Okay,
we'll get a corn dog. Get a corn dog in cookout.
They got a good corn dog. You're do Yeah, there'll
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be all right. Not to mention the eight thousand milkshakes.
I sure am hunky Marsville Speedway. Wint the Junior Nation
Band wrote a little songboy.
Speaker 19 (43:40):
Like the Head.
Speaker 9 (43:40):
Here goes everything on Moon High, leftover French Fries watching
them pitch crews are covered with all parked out by
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the grit Bee number three, soving near Rick, I could
smell them hot dogs begin.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
In the ball turble bubb.
Speaker 9 (44:22):
Stay we sted the whole weekend out here in Martinsville.
Come to yell all old dale or hard. Oh, we
conplain the spotting be Tory life. If we don't, it'll
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be rusty from I was sitting there squeezing the highlight
of my season. This girl with this big old earned
hard tattoo. But it serial beauty. It's right there on
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her booty, and.
Speaker 6 (45:17):
If you ask her she'll show it to you.
Speaker 9 (45:21):
You hear that Stead wasted the whole weekend out here
in Martinsville searching for them many bottles we brought hooked
up with the dame that's almost too tough to tame,
(45:46):
and I know it is Jack Daniels Bottle. I lost
him the race poop. I felt like thankful I finally
come to when I let out a mall because I
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went on a bender, woke up tied to the fender,
found out that my girl and my wallet were gone.
Speaker 19 (46:23):
Shy in my life.
Speaker 9 (46:25):
Stead, we stayed the whole weekend out here in Martinsdale.
If I mean, yes, I did open the eye door,
serve time for a salt. Some people claim that there's
a wall out the blame, but I know it's my
(46:50):
own stupid fall. Yes, say some people claim that there's
a one man, the blind man. I knew it's my
home day from
Speaker 19 (47:12):
The was
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, this is Big Show. Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty
Marty's Massive Man Hooters. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life. Oh for John Boy shin
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extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
But I'll take a whack at it.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I mean, what could it?
Speaker 5 (00:35):
He can doodle do up and out on It is Thursday,
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March twenty seventh, only one shopping day left.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
My birthday all going.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
We had the loading dogs at our other studio, but
now we're uptown and all smushed in together with millennials.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Might have take the freight elevator for.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You, Jack and Tator run down about three floors, pick
up something if you really want me to have it.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, we have an uber lane. Yes, give it the
Times man.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And how about the National Joe Day. Always talking about
my buddy Joe Butler. We went down and hit a
few fish on the coast last weekend celebrate his birthday.
Joe's birthday. And then Mary Joe's birthday, a couple of
my childhood buddies, and then my birthday week later. Ain't
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done something that works out so well.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I hope they celebrate you like you celebrated.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Sure, they will.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
National Joe Days, So that's honoring anyone named Joe of course,
all right, Joe Butler comes to mind, just him, Joe Jackson,
my old girl and sauce cooking buddy. Okay, if I
would think about it, I'm knowing a lot more Joe's
but it takes up a lot of brain power. And
this Spanish Payala day as well, so I got to
work on that.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
You do something special for Joe and his birthday.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Later, I took him to the beach and paid for everything.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
Well all right, like no special meals or anything for
yeah picture I showed you.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So Butler's of my old buddy who delivers Dominos pizzas. Right.
He lives in Mount Holly as he calls it Mount Hollywood.
Uh so yeah, so for his birthday we got to
hug up on the fish. It was dark, so I
went by Confie Union store and I got one of
them little pizzas to go with It was a good
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brand though, like a like Adjoorna.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Or was it taking Bason?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So frozen Yeah no, it's a frozen pizza. It's frozen
and cooked it for him and it kind of got overdone.
Yeah kind of.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Who worked with Uh?
Speaker 7 (03:25):
I got Joe looking at the camera and the pizzas
in the background and you can see just.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
A little tear. Maybe I'll get that picture to you, Mars.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
He can put it on our Facebook page so you
can see Joe celebrating his birthday with a little overdone pizza.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
We still ate it. It wasn't.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
So happy belated birthday, Joe.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And uh, yeah, so I did. I think I made
up for it for the rest of the week. Right then,
we got three dates in history saved up that'll be
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Speaker 6 (04:50):
Say you forget about that. Magic tried coaching a little
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Speaker 4 (04:54):
Look call Hoyd.
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on this date in twenty twenty two to ninety fourth
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Speaker 4 (05:35):
All right, yeah that was three years ago.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Huh. Are they still a strange from one another?
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Yes? Okay, good.
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Speaker 4 (05:50):
We play out Bursts next.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Roller
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Speaker 4 (06:31):
Dot coming now excuse the winning.
Speaker 8 (06:36):
Outburst.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 9 (06:42):
John Boys and Billy to give the prizes from the
Big Prize Being.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
This should really be a lot of fun.
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Win you're playing Outburst, have a hurry up and guest time.
You love the best level big shots.
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Let's say hand on Lisa from Bobbins West, first shot.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
Good morning, Lisa, good morning, Hello, welcome in here.
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You ready to win your prize package?
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Yes I am, and I want to tell you on
first hand caller.
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Al right, but let's get Lisa out as Elsie for
you lose.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
A first category Lea's in five seconds, give us three
NBA coaches.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
You can do past or present. Ready, go.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Bellow Jackson, pat Riley and Steve Kerr.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Bam.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Alrightlese, Now give us three brands of glues our kinds
would work. Ready go roll Almers and crazy Gloom.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
We'll get you.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
All right, Liza, here we go for the wind. Three
places on you that can be slapped.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Ready, go.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Theece arm in my bike.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
All right, I was hoving for your crazy something nobody's
ever said at work.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
What Lisa?
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Congratulations you have the price bag is headed up to
Folling's before you baby, Okay, all.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Right, we're jumping out, catching you up on your news.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
On the other side, our time cats olebout the Thursday
early riser, see what's up?
Speaker 10 (08:52):
And the Big Show drive in.
Speaker 11 (08:54):
Wait a minute, this is the award winning John Boy
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and Billy Big.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Show, the South's number one export international guitar month is history.
Speaker 12 (09:39):
But now you can relive the excitement anytime John Boy
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Yes once again. A little success has gone to John
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Speaker 4 (09:53):
Sell a million copies.
Speaker 12 (09:56):
You'll hear John Boy's greatest guitar moments, including Chicago's five
or sixty four, Joe Walsh's Rocky Mountain White.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
At least I think that's what that is. Plus Black Sabbath.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Can I mentioned.
Speaker 13 (10:34):
Led Zeppelin? Shut up, I'm trying to say fog hat.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Oh.
Speaker 12 (10:57):
By the way, you may notice Brian the guitarist after
playing some of the good parts here.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
And of course you'll get the legendary you too, meets
the clippets.
Speaker 14 (11:10):
I tell you start right bet a man named Jay,
Betty Chemisanta fan him.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Then one day here shooting as.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
A phone up to the car come above in that curve.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Now he's got money.
Speaker 12 (11:33):
And if you order John Boys Songs I Love to Play,
you'll also get Billy's Greatest Drum Solos.
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You'll get also and.
Speaker 12 (11:50):
John Boy Songs I Love to Play and Billy's Greatest
Drum Solos available in a special limited edition limited to
how many we can sell. Can you put a price
tag on all this entertainment?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Well we can.
Speaker 12 (12:01):
It's nineteen ninety five, not available in stores. As a
matter of fact, the toll free number. Guys aren't real sure.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
About it yet, but we hope to have a deal
real soon.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
So call one eight hundred, anybody, that's one eight hundred,
anybody please, John Boy and Billy God beautiful.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Good morning radio done right, and.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's a big show on the radio, and there's a
big show driving.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I'm around the block.
Speaker 14 (13:03):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Fern here, old man
Winner has finally pecked his bags and spring is finally here,
and that can only mean one thing. It's our colossal
opening weekend at the Big Show Drive in Theater.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Let's shake off those.
Speaker 14 (13:20):
Cold weather blues and heat things up with an exciting
night at the movies.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
At the Big Show Drive.
Speaker 14 (13:25):
In Theater, you can watch the stars under the stars,
and in honor of spring, we've got a hot and
steamy triple feature for lovers of all ages, as long
as those ages are over twenty one.
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Get a load of this freak show.
Speaker 14 (13:42):
First up, we've got the latest historical romance biopic.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
A young Welsh singer hits the big time and then
it's it big time.
Speaker 14 (13:50):
It's a chronicle of connubial conquests spanning six decades.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
The movie runs three hours, trend from its.
Speaker 14 (13:56):
Original seven hundred and sixty three hour runtime. Bring along
a Talca powder. I got changed just watching the trailer.
It's Tom Jones diary created art for really long The
movie that is Our next flick is a hilarious romantic comedy.
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What happens when the best looking guy in the office
develops a bad case.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Of the pants noodle and he discovers he's allergic to
the little blue pills.
Speaker 14 (14:31):
He's resigned to a loveless love life when he meets
the girl of his dreams, and then it's all hands
on deck to find a cure. It's fifty shades of limp.
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It's funny because it's.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Not you, or is it.
Speaker 14 (15:00):
A beautiful young woman goes into the hospital for a
routine ependectomy, only to get her chart mixed up with
another patient.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
The tragedy becomes.
Speaker 14 (15:08):
A comedy which she wakes up with a new little
friend and has to explain to her fiance.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
About her new normal.
Speaker 14 (15:16):
Hell, it's a rollicking new sex farce for the new generation.
Hell it's You've got mail parts. That's right, folks. Three
Hollywood blockbusters for one low price and a great big
scoop of your human dignity, and you'll only find it
here at the Big Show drive in theater. You'll see
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stars like Tom Hanks, Tom Sizemore, Tom Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Arnold Zipple, Arnold Palmer, Chili Palmer and Chili, Willie Willie Nelson,
Willy Walker.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Will he make it? Betty won't? Betty will Betty My
Betty didn't.
Speaker 14 (15:54):
Snoopy Droopy, Soupy Sales, Soupy Reynolds, pee Wee Hermann, Pee
Wee Reese, Reese Witherspoon, Reese Wither for seventy five cent
dollar fifty two bucks in change and sold.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Jason Statum, Jason Voorhees.
Speaker 14 (16:06):
Jason and the Argonauts, and that fat character actor whose
name you can remember but could pick his butt cleavage
out of a lineup even after a four day drunk
with Benedict Cumber Badge. Don't waste time eating dinner, Grab
some chow at the show. It's Weenie weekend at the
Big Show Drive in Theater.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
We've got the best food trucks.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
In town, just.
Speaker 14 (16:24):
Waiting to go toe to toe with your appetite. Wet
your hunger at nothing but a pound dog footblog one
pounders with all the toppings, sponsored by the offices of
doctor Ding Dong from Hong Kong male enhancement specialists. And
for lighter appetites, we've got former Pocono comic Cuckoo Koshers,
she Brews featuring teeny weenies and Bellini's Gourmet Cocktail Franks
(16:45):
and Gourmet Bellini Cocktails served with straws made from piping
hot hollowed.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Out all beef kosher franks. Gross.
Speaker 14 (16:52):
You bet it is, but it'll take your mind off
the movies. Be sure and get there early for a
free concert by legendary Hebrew rock singer Jew, who'll be
singing hits from his latest album, I'm not paying retail
for your tail. Come on, come on to the Big
Show Drive in theaters opening weekend. Take the Brookshields Expressway
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to the picnic mark the cutoff. Take the hal Nina
Boulevard to Bert Ward Drive, both thirty three and a
half feet and when you see the Johnny Depp look
alike getting his half handed to him by the ever
heard look alike, pulla Louis Anderson and you're there. Get
half off admission price. When you sing our famous theme song, Oh.
Speaker 15 (17:41):
Joh Boy Daly.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Cowboy Billy, you know you are the best.
Speaker 13 (17:47):
Come old now, clap your hands, sing along with us.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
We are the rep mas.
Speaker 14 (17:54):
Queer Open Raider Shine. Don't spend another miserable night at home.
Come be miserable with us. A big show drive in theater.
This is your old pal Burner say, we'll see you there.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Shows after we're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 15 (18:15):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I have one line.
I'm a cocket.
Speaker 16 (18:30):
Thank god I can write down all my.
Speaker 17 (18:32):
Bas I'm the jump boy and Billy big show.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Good morning, and it is a big show on the radio. Thursday,
March twenty seventh. Looking back on this day in nineteen
seventy one, New York's w wind BC radio band, the
playing of the song one tok over the Line by
Brewering Shipley because the station executives they were on the ball.
They said they were concerned about possible drug references.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
In that song.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Yes, I don't worry, can't have that.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
The suits back then were just as sharp as we
have them now in radio.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
It was about that same time Fraim I almost got
fired for playing She's having my baby by pulling because
the general manager said, she's not really.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Having your baby. Let me look at you. I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
Go Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
That was it no hold the hotline said you put
it so again, and I'm gonna have you fired.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Did you blame it on the program director for you
know that says John was really on the playlist. Wow,
ready to renegade rock and roll?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
And I'm playing Paul, it's not even on the playlist.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Carry come up you know later later on the big show,
do old piggard and bag the bout begging to be
censored even put it to music.
Speaker 18 (20:40):
Our manager hopes that where declared Dobbs scene so he
can get us booked on Larry Keene. So slap them
warning stickers on our faces. Now we'll just start to
play and bigger play. Please censor us, tell us we
(21:04):
can't cuss, tell us make payment.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
On our new tour bus.
Speaker 18 (21:11):
Come on, temper Gore, mess with us some more. It
would be a plus censorous. Wow, we don't mind being
black bald our band. We're doing what the public demands.
Speaker 16 (21:31):
Now.
Speaker 18 (21:31):
Since everybody's making fortunes talking filth, well, all we want is.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Our share of the We.
Speaker 18 (21:42):
Please censor us, tell us we can't cuss, help us
make a payment on our news tour. We'll get better
press with a fella. The rest like a bigger fuss
censor of we'll exercise our first amendment rise.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Our records.
Speaker 18 (22:09):
Sales will soar higher than cats. We hate to have
to play for drinks and tills. So if the money's
rite and we're for censor she please censors tell us
we can't cuss.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Help us make a pavement.
Speaker 18 (22:32):
On our news tour buds come on to her gore
mess with us some more.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
It would be a plus.
Speaker 18 (22:42):
Censors.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
Yeah, make a bigger fuzz.
Speaker 18 (22:48):
Censors will somehow we just censerers.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Good morning bike shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play John boyd Jeopardy. We always go do we get
a winner and the winner we'll get you might as
well find my down Boy Jeopardy while yet, oh I
got it right here. Never mind, we got a storm
and a swag from World Lawnmowers, makers of the best
value zero turn moores on a market feature in a
three year unlimited hours warning Kawasaki Engines and Heavy Duty
(23:20):
Steel Decks, go ahead and Q cheech and jong there
with the basketball John song.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
It's getting into it.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, I'll finish up they I'll tell you about that
three year unlimited hours warning.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Kawashaki Engines heavy.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Duty steel decks. Okay, good low with landscape. He's best
kept secret world long. We play for it minutes from
right now.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
All right, I'm sorry boys.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yes, yes, it's the twenty twenty five n SEE Double
A Tournament.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
We're down to the sweet sixteen.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Let's see who always be dribbling tonight we got number
two Alabama at number six b YU of course Alabama.
You hear the Big Show one O six point one
w TAK in Huntsville for the last thirty years. Yes,
we have had some two tides rolling over the years.
(24:13):
Not to mention mobile Alabama ninety six point one WRKH
twenty nine years broadcasting the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
We don't need help, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
We appreciate you Alabama listeners all these many years. Now
here you are ring number two two, but look it's
behind number one Auburn, More Eagles.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Alabama listeners in the Big Show are split.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Will and tea from Alabama to Southeast.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Nevercomers rule like they have all year.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Alabama plays tonight, Auburn will play tomorrow. Florida plays Maryland tonight.
Have a team out of MA show ruling Florida through
orlandos Mom and Day Daytona Beach, pensul Coola beat the
stupid Marylanders home Goose covered Maryland.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
They left acc thought they were too good.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
Here.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
You come up there thinking you're gonna beat Florida. No
Claytons and Gentlemen's.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Number one Duke in the home state of the big
show in North Carolina place number four Arizona.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Tonight, go.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Duke.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Anybody who can argue with that.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
And then tennight, number three Texas Tech at number ten Arkansas.
It's a big show all over the lone Star state,
the divinsion Houston playing tomorrow night as well, and of
course arkansall you got the big show.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
W Oh, that's a k's on the other side.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Of my simity kay l x Q in Hot Springs,
Arkansas for the last twenty years, found on ninety six
point sevens.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
We're kind of splid on the Texas Tech art and tall,
so it.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Looks like we just want Goose Covered Maryland to lose tonight.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
That's your big finish.
Speaker 18 (26:22):
Yeah, okay, I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson
for clearly stating what needed to be shared. Not only
was it authententic frontier jibbery, it expressed a courage little
scene in this day and age raver blowing out your hour.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Well I'm excited about it.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So we'll meet here to Barsley with ay, y'all, let's
play John Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out
Elvis Presley. Oh oh no, we found out in the
late sixteen hundreds. Here ego we're talking about bathing was
considered unnecessary, abnormal and they stunk a lot. Yeah, well
(27:07):
he didn't bathe, but King Louis the fourteenth insisted on
keeping this body part clean and washed.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
He washed it every day.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Yeah, his nose, that was his.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
So he can smell everybody else.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Now we get to the King
Elvis Presley. Elvis only did this five times during his lifetime,
and all five were done in Canada.
Speaker 11 (27:34):
What is data Mounty.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Date of MOUNTI No, nothing to do with his nose.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Was so what you all got one eight hundred big
show you told free line across America.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
We go to we get a winter. We play John
Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Next, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(28:16):
On to your Thursday March twenty seventh, Seasure track with
the Big show bed Boxer, Reverend Billy And and Collins
get keyword fashion, hit it up.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
They got all their contest Monday. Can't get there, we'll
call you.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Let's play Yes Live across America.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
It's John Boy.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
And the Special Elvis Update.
Speaker 19 (28:38):
Well, Billy here found some Elvis dropping behind Roses Dome.
Speaker 10 (28:41):
When we got there, we spotted him in the dumpson. Well,
I clutched him out and boom, he took off.
Speaker 19 (28:45):
Like a rabbit.
Speaker 20 (28:45):
Hey have beautiful hair, John Boy, all right, that was
a ten right as I had a William out of Gaffney,
South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Good morning, William, Oh William, Wait a.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Minute, hold it, I got the old that's on me.
I ain't on Jackie.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I'm supposed to be going to Chris up in Brownsville, Kentucky.
All right, I got my geography right, Chris? Is that you, buddy?
Speaker 18 (29:14):
Buddy, I'm here waiting on you.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Don boy, tell me a little while. We got it, Chris.
Glad you're in here, buddy. Well, let's see what calling
John Boy? All right? Man, Well, let's get you do man. Yeah,
on that. I'm just looking here.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Let me see what you got, okay, Kentucky Kentucky. Yeah,
y'all playing tomorrow. I'm just assuming your wildcat fan. You
calling from Kentucky, play Tennessee. Oh my volunteer. Sorry, Oh yeah,
you gonna have to lose tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
All right, all right, tank you buddy?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
All right there, So Chris, here's your shot at John
Boy Jeopardy. Elvis Presley only did this five times during
his life, and all five were done in Canada.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
What you got?
Speaker 8 (30:01):
Oh, that's a hard one, John Boy?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
What nothing?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
So that's a hard one. John Boys. It's such your
final answer.
Speaker 18 (30:15):
I would say, did he start a movie?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
He started a movie or start start in a movie?
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Well, let's just say, did he do a movie?
Speaker 19 (30:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Huh sh helu was doing a movie in Canada. He
was probably in Hollywood right most of the time.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
We can mess around. I think they make a lot
of movies there, especially Well.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
Gres.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
We appreciate you playing, buddy. You keep trying. You gonna
get it, I feel it?
Speaker 19 (30:47):
All right?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
All right, boy, you have a great day. William.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Here's that William in Gaffney, South Carolina's at you?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
William?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Ask me go all right, buddy, Well Chris did not
have it, So you get a shot.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
What about old Elvis in Canada? What did it do?
Five times? Uh?
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Is that the the only time he performed outside the US?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
So you're thinking, that's the only time that Elvis performed
outside the US five in Canada?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Will that?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
See you?
Speaker 18 (31:21):
Now?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
They would not get off this continent. I guess it
had something to do with Colonel Tom not wanting to
go over since she was wanted.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
He was an illegal immigrant in the US and may
have been involved in a murder before fleeing his native country.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Yeah, yes, that I know.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, I wish I could have got close to Elvis
back then. I told him about Colonel We just came
close to a star billy. But hey, oh William, we'll
look at you, buddy to be good. Cool swag package
from World Lawnmowers. Congratulations, Thank you John boy.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
You can't give me a shout out?
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, I give you one. I like, thank my mom
and daddy making this possible. Now now you get one.
Speaker 10 (32:09):
You shout out to my to my wife and son
and thank you John.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
All right, buddy, I'm glad you want that. William. You
hang on.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
All right bottom of the hour, on top of your news.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Oh got some fun right on the other side even
funner with all our agent Murray, what a minute?
Speaker 11 (32:37):
M h.
Speaker 18 (32:39):
M hmm.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Good morning is a big show on the radio. March
the twenty seven. It was on this day nineteen ninety
one and a demonstration in New York Central Park a
Volkswagen Futra test car equipped with lasers and ultrasonic sensors
parallel park itself. And then two years later, in nineteen
(33:32):
ninety three, the beginning of syndication of the John Boy
and Billy radio network, we rolled out our first test car.
Speaker 12 (33:42):
Last year, Cadillac introduced you to the on Star System,
our exclusive in car motorist assistance program. If you need
help while on the road, just press the Star key
on your Cadillac cellular phone. A live operator is standing
by to assist you with traffic updates, directions and weather
information anywhere twenty four hours a day. Now, Cadillac introduces
(34:02):
the next generation in motorist assistance, the on Guard System,
a state of the art artificial intelligence system that monitors
your trip from start to finish.
Speaker 8 (34:12):
Good morning, Dave, before we proceed, I believe your driver's
side door is slightly a jar.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Huh oh. Thanks.
Speaker 12 (34:21):
The exclusive on Guard system monitors all your new Cadillacs
mechanical and electronic systems and adjust them for your safety
and convenience.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
Dave, your current speed is forty eight miles per hour.
The posted limit is thirty five.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, I'm so. I'm running a little late for work.
I gotta get there.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Better to be a few minutes late than risk an accident.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Yeah, but I've got a big presentation to make it
nine thirty. It is really important.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
I guess the presentation was that important. Perhaps you should
have planned ahead and left a few minutes over.
Speaker 11 (34:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Yeah, but I'm lowering the vehicle speed to the posted limit.
It's for your own protection.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
No detail of your journey is too small for on guard.
Speaker 8 (35:02):
Dave. Are you staring at that attractive young woman in
the car next to you?
Speaker 13 (35:06):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (35:07):
No, No, I was watching the traffic light to see what.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
Dave, I think you were looking at her. I'm activating
the roof mounted public address system. Attention, attractive funeral artist.
The driver of this car is married, pleases and William
and on your way.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Hey, what'd you do that for?
Speaker 8 (35:29):
Perhaps you'd like to call your wife now and apologize, Dave.
Speaker 10 (35:33):
Apologize.
Speaker 8 (35:35):
It's not healthy in a relationship to keep secrets from
one another. I'm activating the cellular telephone and dialing your
home number.
Speaker 12 (35:42):
Now on guard even assist Jew and making informed decisions
behind the wheel.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Can I thank you?
Speaker 19 (35:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Give me the ham and egg breakfast biscuit plays, Dave.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
The fat and cholesterol accounts and the Mister Rider ham
and egg biscuit are well above the recommended levels set
by the National Heart Associations. Say what might I suggest
a healthier alternative? Attention cashier, I ignore preuss order. We
like one low fat muffin. Hey, it's for your own protection.
Speaker 12 (36:21):
On Guard looks out for you, even when you won't
look out for yourself, Dave.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
My sensors detect elevated carbon monoxide levels inside the vehicle.
Are you smoking a cigarette?
Speaker 4 (36:33):
No? No, no, Dave.
Speaker 8 (36:35):
I thought you told your wife you quit smoking last week.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
I did.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
I was having a couple of quick puffs, Dave.
Speaker 8 (36:41):
Medical research has clearly shown that cold turkey is the
most effective method of quitting smoking. I am activating the
en dash combustion control system.
Speaker 13 (36:53):
Blood, I did so, I did so.
Speaker 8 (37:03):
It's for your own protection. Protection protection on Guard.
Speaker 12 (37:09):
The electronic consisted that may be too smart for your
own good exclusively from Cadillac.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Good morning, it's.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
A base on the radio, and we're about twenty minutes
away from all things NASCAR on track with Doug Rice.
Boys are racing in Martinsville this weekend. Hot dollars for everybody.
Right now, we should be getting connected over a red
hot town.
Speaker 19 (37:59):
Hello, Red Hope and in Cuporates, home of the hot
ones for forty four years. Ready to tickle your eyes
and your ears are actually the best the top of
the heat except Jimbo and Bobby, but they're really cheating.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I just miss best out. No, this is Domonbella hair.
How's our favorite girl the whole wide world?
Speaker 15 (38:19):
We less?
Speaker 19 (38:19):
I heard you so married the kid rocks.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I'm finding Tom glad to hear it is Murray around.
Speaker 19 (38:26):
No, he's kind of oblong with a wap head. Sorry,
there was this idiot that used to call here and
say that all the time.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Yeah, I know that was me.
Speaker 19 (38:35):
I rest my kids.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
That's a good you.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Put Murray on.
Speaker 19 (38:40):
Sure, hold on, hey, Mary, what a great looking time.
You know you could never tell you're wearing a hair.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Beat n Put him on the telephone.
Speaker 19 (38:50):
Oh okay, sure, hey, my jump on. Bobby on two no, really, Hello,
jump out, I love you mean it? Hey man, I
was looking for you guys at the race over the weekend.
You went to the race, that's right. While you and
Maiderman were down in the infield eating chili and lighting poots,
(39:12):
I was up on the sweet level, closing a pair
of big money deals with Roy McKee, the president of
Royco International Petroleum Corporation.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Wow. So what's a product?
Speaker 19 (39:24):
Mega Shine three thousand, the world's finest once a year
car polish. Make a notes, babe. Thursday afternoon two o'clock,
we're shooting a TV commercial.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
I go Thursday three o'clock. When do we get to
say the script?
Speaker 17 (39:40):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (39:40):
I don't think you'll need to see the script.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
You may we're going wig it.
Speaker 19 (39:44):
Well, Actually you're not really in the commercial. I just
rented them your truck for the afternoon truck. It should
be really clean when you get it back. And I
said they're going to shine up and run it through
a car wash fifty two times.
Speaker 10 (39:56):
Hurry.
Speaker 19 (39:57):
Oh, don't worry, Roy says, Mega Shine three thousand is best.
Oh and Friday afternoon, we're shooting a spot for Megalube
three thousand. It's a motor oil additive?
Speaker 4 (40:08):
All right now? Am I in that one?
Speaker 19 (40:10):
No? Actually, that's just your truck again. They're gonna crank
it up during out all the oil and let it
run for fifteen minutes. We again, Mega lube is an
excellent product. I really would require it.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Where are you supposed to get my face on TV?
Not my truck?
Speaker 19 (40:23):
Well, no offense, babe, your truck has been a little
bit better maintained. So are you in?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I guess about the best we're gonna get out of
an agent like you?
Speaker 19 (40:33):
Excuse me, gimbo, please, are you suggesting I'm just using
you to close a deal that I don't really care
about the longtime health of your career, that I'm just
taking the path of least resistance to an easy buck.
Is that how you think it is?
Speaker 4 (40:48):
You mean, that's not how it is, of course not.
Speaker 19 (40:51):
It's just that I mean you and and went Royan. Okay, Yeah,
that pretty much is how it is, right, But look
on the bright side. Fifty two three?
Speaker 10 (41:00):
Oh good?
Speaker 19 (41:01):
But this better work, trust me, babe. Hey, listen, we'll
talk it over. We'll super lunch thing later. Have your
machine called my machine? All right? Now, I gotta make
like a banana.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
You mean you're gonna split Now I'm.
Speaker 19 (41:11):
Gonna dive into a bowl of conflicts. Sorry, beb there
was this idiot that used to call here and say
that all the time. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch thing.
Have your machine called my machine? And Jimbo, what did
you ever know that you're my hero and everything I
would like to be. I can fly higher than an
eagle because you are the wind beneath my sheets wings.
(41:37):
You are the wings beneath my sheet.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
Now you're the wind beneath my wings.
Speaker 19 (41:42):
Well, thanks, babe, you're not so bad you. Oh and
give my little Bobby that's Billy him too, And Jimbo,
what call me?
Speaker 10 (41:51):
You have morning?
Speaker 6 (41:52):
And you got the Big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports. O.
Speaker 17 (42:00):
I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 19 (42:11):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 16 (42:16):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two young Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 10 (43:03):
Good morning that will make Sewan a radio.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Uh nicecarboys racing Martinsville Speedway This Sunday the cookout four
hundred man the Martinville hot Dogs don't want to have cookout.
Bill's got better hot dogs at the racetrack. They do, Okay,
we'll get a corn dog. Get a corn dog in cookout.
They got a good corn dog. You're do Yeah, there'll
(43:27):
be all right. Not to mention the eight thousand milkshakes.
I sure am hunky Marsville Speedway. Wint the Junior Nation
Band wrote a little songboy.
Speaker 19 (43:40):
Like the Head.
Speaker 9 (43:40):
Here goes everything on Moon High, leftover French Fries watching
them pitch crews are covered with all parked out by
(44:08):
the grit Bee number three, soving near Rick, I could
smell them hot dogs begin.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
In the ball turble bubb.
Speaker 9 (44:22):
Stay we sted the whole weekend out here in Martinsville.
Come to yell all old dale or hard. Oh, we
conplain the spotting be Tory life. If we don't, it'll
(44:47):
be rusty from I was sitting there squeezing the highlight
of my season. This girl with this big old earned
hard tattoo. But it serial beauty. It's right there on
(45:13):
her booty, and.
Speaker 6 (45:17):
If you ask her she'll show it to you.
Speaker 9 (45:21):
You hear that Stead wasted the whole weekend out here
in Martinsville searching for them many bottles we brought hooked
up with the dame that's almost too tough to tame,
(45:46):
and I know it is Jack Daniels Bottle. I lost
him the race poop. I felt like thankful I finally
come to when I let out a mall because I
(46:10):
went on a bender, woke up tied to the fender,
found out that my girl and my wallet were gone.
Speaker 19 (46:23):
Shy in my life.
Speaker 9 (46:25):
Stead, we stayed the whole weekend out here in Martinsdale.
If I mean, yes, I did open the eye door,
serve time for a salt. Some people claim that there's
a wall out the blame, but I know it's my
(46:50):
own stupid fall. Yes, say some people claim that there's
a one man, the blind man. I knew it's my
home day from
Speaker 19 (47:12):
The was
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