March 31, 2025 • 44 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Oliver recaps the signs that John Boy is getting old.. - Bill Silvers has a list of new slogan suggestions for the DNC.. - John Boy & Jackie sing “Dooley”.. - REK swerves into your lane.. - John Boy gloats over where his high school crush is working these days.. - The Flip Flop Bandit gets a request.. - and the Mayor of Dismal Seepage is kicking off their Political Correctness Days this weekend!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio and more big
show right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Buzz Nutlet with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major disactor. I've
never seen such carnage. And may I remind you that
I was at the Great Dnna Pass Barbecue eating the
buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered caucasses of
other morning shows live in the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Now, can I turn in
my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Talking doodle doo coming at them? We got Monday morning right,
the first of your work. We but we got the
last day of the month of March. Thirty days September,
June and November thirty first of March is what we
got here.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Hello everyone, and you're a pet.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Hello, Okay, I guess the waves out of the question.
Don't worry when the great ones dig deep.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Man, man, what a birthday party you had. You should
have been there, all right? Good, thank you for saving me.
The presents.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I say, when national days we're working, is National Tatar Day?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Like po tato? However you want to go ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I noticed you spelled it like your little nickname that
we call you here, so I didn't.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Okay, So it could be a potato. Do you know
a tater? Know a tato?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Larry, a cable guy is a mater, right, Ron White,
Now they're blue collar comedian?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Is tater salad?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Okay, so call Rad tell him hey, after we tell
Tat congratulations.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
We have a national day.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's National prom Day. Okay. We had promposal Day like
a week or two ago.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Right, it's goods showing up?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay, prom All right, Well, let's us getting in the
prom season here as we do National Clams on the
half Shell and National Bunsen Burner Day. You can burn
your clams on a half shell. Let's do it till
the shell opens up. Put it in the microwave, put
a little damp paper towel over the top of them.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And just hit them.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Then look at them when they open up a little bit,
they're good to go. Okay, there you go. There's my
helpful claim on a half shell. Hint, And this is Monday, morning,
and by the look on y'all's faces, yellin't got a
clue what's going on? Well, good, let's get to it.
Big Shows on the radio. Good Morning, Big Shows on
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a radio. First prize pack one hundred and twenty dollars
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Drug drivers Keep America move when the bull snot make
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dot com right there, but listen right here. It's threet
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dates in history where we get our three categories. Nineteen
ninety five, baseball players agreed to end their two hundred
and thirty two day strike after judge granted a preliminary
injunction against club owners. Many feel that fans remain bitter,
especially the bitter fans.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
All right, you know who you are.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh eight Aloha Airlines, a bankrupt airline, permanently ended its
passenger service because it was around Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Aloha.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh. Finally, twenty eleven, a deadly Egyptian cobra that had
escaped New York's Bronx Zoo was found alive in the
zoo's reptile house almost a week after it's escaped. How
you doing during its absence to snake. They become a
minor celebrity after somebody set up a Twitter account in
his name and started making humorous comments.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
I love that social media.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Deadly Egyptian Gibra. Let's have some fun with him. All right,
there you go think about snakes. Oh sorry, Jackie, he's
just getting on that phone at one eight hundred. Big show,
you told free line. We play out birds next.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Monday, March the thirty first got our feature track from
the make show bed Box. A mayor in dismal seap
it with political correctness days.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
They should go good. There's riggi words.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Political mayor hit the bed Box had to make show
dot com ups.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win,
John Boy, and really give the prizes from the big
prize be Let's go contested number one. This should really
be a lot of funks when you're playing uppers. Have
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them up in guest time. You have the best time.
You have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Let's say, hey, Jason from Damasca for Virginia.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
We shot.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Shot.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Good morning, Jason, Good morning, how y'all doing, Hey, buddy,
we are doing good. Welcome in here amongst us.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
What it is my first time calling all ro Get
out of us, boy, Jason. Well, let's get you to
these three categories and get you one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bulls. Now you ready, buddy, Yes, sir,
I'm ready in five seconds.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Three groups that have gone on strike. Ready go.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
The baseball players, teachers and Hollywood rogers.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Jason, Now give us three airlines ready go.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Delta United and Marking Airlines.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
And for the win, three coins of snakes ready to go.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Covers, pothons and rails snaps.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Then there's Jason, and then that says women.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
The balls live.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Congratulations Jason, you're officially awake. You hang on and jackill
hook you up with a prize back.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
All right, there's a plan. We jump out, catch you
up on your newes. On the other side. A requested song,
but Jackie hadn't left over for my birthday. Hey, where
are you going? When mint?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
we was celebrating my birthday.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
End the last week. It was Friday.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
By the way, thank you very much, Brother Well wishes,
y'all's wait.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Y'all's wake.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I didn't get to the song Jackie's favorite song that
I sing. I don't know if it's because of wonderful
tune and she likes the song anyway, because I well,
I was singing for a ride, listing all my attributes
that I could bring as a race car driver in it.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Maybe because it didn't really catch on it. Well, I'm
maybe thinking too, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
It's hearing about.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I write.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Jackie.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
She said, need to hear it. Sometimes she forgets it.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Well, it's all listen to it.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Hit it.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Well, I'm a.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Big, old redneck looking guy. I gotta show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I really want to be a.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
Race car driver, but I'm running kind of lone dose.
I need a fear baby. I need a sponsor with
a lot of cash. I need a fear cole baby.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I promise I won't crash. I love you, I mean it.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
Got money, I need it good Goshamighty.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You know I'm found house bro.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I got a loone.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
I if you want to sell bleach your eternal wax,
let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I'm your guy. I can do some appearances at the racetrack.
I won't cost much to buy.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I need to be a cababy.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
I need a sponser with a lot of dope. I
need to be a cababy. My budget's running low.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I love you, I mean it.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
I'll drive it, I'll clean it good.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Goshamighty, you know how buy bro. It cost a lot of.
Speaker 11 (10:23):
Money to go race, get up the stage.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Good.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I mentioned I'm also an excellent trumpet player, first year Graham.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
High School jazz man.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I play the sponsors winning barn, mister starting.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Let's me check you do what seven?
Speaker 12 (10:44):
Not all right?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
My favorite part where the big old heat.
Speaker 10 (11:06):
Hall looking God, oh boy, somebody buy me a real
race car.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I put you in the Hall of fame. I need
to be a baby. I need a sponser with a
lot of cash. I need to be a baby. I
promise I won't crash. I love you, I mean it,
got money. I need this good Gosh your mighty. You
know I'm ba Bro.
Speaker 10 (11:40):
I love you, I mean it, I'm driving I clean
it good, Gosha Mighty, you know how.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I'm by.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Bro.
Speaker 11 (11:57):
Now stay, I was gonna do another song for you. Guys,
but now I'm not gonna get the girl climb back on.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
We're sorry, just kidding you.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I Make Show is on the radio for your Monday,
March Thurday, First Action.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert bird here with another
Pineal Glenn pulsating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Today's episode The Fling.
Speaker 9 (12:58):
As our story opens, husband is confronting his wife about
her infidelity. Look, don't just sit there giving me the
cold shoulder, Helen. We need to talk about this.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
There's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Nothing to talk about, nothing to talk about.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
I come home and find you and some guy getting
jiggy in our marital bed, and there's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Look, David, I said, I was sorry. What more do
you want?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Well?
Speaker 9 (13:23):
I need to know how and why all this happened.
I mean, if we want to save this marriage, we
need to hash things out.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Okay, fine, what do you want to know? That's more
like it.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Okay, First, I guess, and most importantly, who was he?
Speaker 6 (13:39):
I did get his name?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Oh god, oh my god.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
So this was some random.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Hookup kinda yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Got so where did you meet him? At the gym?
At the bar where well?
Speaker 6 (13:55):
I was home, and he came knocking at the door,
and it just sort of happened.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Oh oh, so it was knock, knock, who's there? My booty,
my booty? Who don't mind if I do?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
No, he was some bumb looking for food.
Speaker 9 (14:08):
Sweet fancy Moses, Helen, you went to bed with a
bum a bumb.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I hope you washed the sheets.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I kind of had to.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
What was that?
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Nothing? So I gave him the dinner I made you
last night that you said you didn't want it right,
And since his clothes were sort of tattered, I gave
him all the clothes I bought you for your birthday
that you didn't like. And then I gave him the
brown shoes that you never wear.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Well, aren't you the little neighborhood good Will store? So
how did you end up in bed?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
Well, he asked me if there was anything else you
didn't use?
Speaker 9 (14:42):
Son, And how we hope you enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
And I'm not gonna lie. I undid my top two buttons.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the extremely well
dressed and well.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Fed bum say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Good morning. You got a big show. On the radio.
More chances you to win. Coming up after your news
weathers barts.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Bie, this is Spanjordy arts in all today from Hammer Langer.
You're Norway after around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairring smoothie.
Speaker 13 (15:36):
And listening to the.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Big Show with John Boy and Beiley.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Good morning. That's who makes show on the radios. You
know we talked to.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I gotta hear Baby Bridge and o'donnaugh, Hugh cob CEO
and founder. You're not a special Sportsman Alliance. That's all
volunteer five oh one c three nonprofit charitable organization. Check
them out at Child's Wish dot org. I'll tell you
about the trips we got. The trips like set up.
We just looked for kids, the with illnesses and of
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course the veterans. We like purple heart veterans and uh
light to go.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
You can you can figure out if this is for you.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
So I told Taylor getting touch of Bridge and see
how how it was going. The sea says, let them go,
No knocked down the park. We received our first call.
Oh we've got a taxidermis in Illinois who's been listening
to the Big Show for over twenty years and has
donated a shoulder mount. There we get back that that
is neat. That's the thing about it, because we got
the we got the hunting trips and the fishing trips
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donated absolutely free. So we're just looking for the veterans
and kids and here's a taxidermists.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Find out who that is. We'll give me a shout out.
That's awesome, appreciate listen there.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
So recap from the last announcement of the open spots,
fifty kids and fourteen veterans signed up for the turkey hunts. Now,
these sixty four special hunters are from the following states Alabama, California, Georgia, Illinois, Minnesota, Missouri, Ohio,
Tennessee in Wisconsin where the Alabama Turkey Hunt got four kids,
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Illinois six kids. Wisconsin Turkey Hunts thirty kids and fourteen vets.
The Tennessee Turkey Hunt ten kids fishing trips. Alabama fishing
trip is already filled with ten disabled kids and their
families still have room for the Kentucky and South Carolina
fishing trips have spots for them if you are around
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Kentucky and South Carolina. Check out Child'swish dot org and
you can get right there if you want to communicate
with Bridget Child's Wish at gmail dot com is her email.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I covered that right, take everything. Good, yep, good deal.
Thank y'all so much.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Man, y'all y'all making this happen you listeners, man, thank
you that boy millanois.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Want to find out who that is. Once again, Child's
Wish dot org.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio, coming off with
my birthday weekend, y'all said, Oliver needs to make the scene.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I got a bad feeling about this, but we'll do.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
It as well.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
You should, all right, I tell you we will play
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the Big Show dot com. Unter coach jbb get Tefferson
off of checkout hang, I'll play for the minutes right now.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Well, well, well, I knew this day would come, a
day that would turn the world as we know it
on its very axis. The day the Earth stood still,
a day that would live in infamy. The day John
(19:31):
Boy told his hoodlum friends that he couldn't go moving
around with them because he had the car pool carpool.
Why I could hardly believe my ears. But as the
morning progressed, it just got worse. I caught him checking
(19:56):
himself out in the mirror. Well, to be truthful, that's
nothing new, vanity. Thy name is John Boy. But when
he asked Mario if his cutoffs made his button look big,
I nearly fainted. Why I heard him fret out loud
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that his Thursday nights were empty now that Survivor was
off the air, and how he was so sad that
Colby had lost. I even heard him talking about traveling
to another state to see Elton John in concert. Why
the very idea and the straw that broke the camel's back.
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He excused himself from a conversation about himself to start
his car, turn on the air conditioning and cool it
down so his strawberries wouldn't wilt, So your strawberries wouldn't wint.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Hot, do you hear yourself? It was hot?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Why the situation has become so dire that when you
told us you were late because you had all that
iron need to catch up on, we actually believed you.
Now listen, little Mary Sunshine, if you're going to carry
on like that, why don't you just sashe your pretty
little self down to the soda shop for a big
frothy egg cream or the rest of the silly marys
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and sing a chorus or two of I enjoy being
a girl. Who are you really? You are an impostor
you're not our John boy. Our John Boy likes to
eat with his fingers and then and poot along with
his favorite tunes, and.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And go oo wa u wa uha and so forth.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Why our John Boy has stones the size of grapefruit,
not a little change purse full of raisins. He doesn't
talk to Jackie about moisturizers and bikini waxing. Well he might,
but at least there'd be some sort of dirty overtone involved.
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That's our John Boy, not this frillly little dancing monkey
you've become. In the immortal words of Henry Cato, get
a hold of yourself. And by the way, those cutoffs
do make your button up big.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
I'm just waiting for you to go too far your strawberry.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Feeling great about it too. There you very much, Jane.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here.
According to the Pickle Packers International, kosher pickles are not
actually kosher. In pickle speak, kosher means that this ingredient
has been added to the pickling.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Brian, the Brian is it urine?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I know, like the way you ran rhyme, try to
get what y'all got? One ain't hundred?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Big show you told free line. We played John Boy
Jeopardy next, Good Morning, It's a big show on the
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radio Monday, March Thursday.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
First when I featured track from the.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Big Show mid Box, the mayor of dismal Seepage, I
got no Old Merlin make you laugh over ten thousand
tracks you choose from none nine cents age get fifteen tracks,
just No.
Speaker 14 (24:19):
Nine and nine.
Speaker 12 (24:20):
He's John Boy by them there right now. Let's play
Yeah Live across America. It's John boyd Wow Why and
now your host. I'm not sure if he's fluent on pickle.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Speak, but I do know he's fluent on alfalfa language,
pig Latin, and some jive.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
He's John Boys pick Let's.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Hey the Gina out of Redford, Virginia. Good morning, Gina,
Good morning here y'all. Hey baby, do you have a
rhyme about your name? You ever heard anything?
Speaker 15 (24:59):
Gina?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Gina ween them? No five? Yeah that one, Gina.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Hey, Gina, So you got first shot at John Boyjeopardy
this morning. Let's lay it out there. According to the
pecker pickers pickled pickers.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
In the nation, You know they want to call Peter
Piper picking pickle pickle peckers peppers. You really want to
play this game?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, so, and pickles speak. Kosher means that this ingredient
has been added to the pickling brine. Gina, You've got
a clue that baby.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
I'm going to get garlic.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Garlic? Huh, let's say, is it garlic?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Yes, we was so.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Kosher foods are those permitted under Jewish dietary laws. So
certain foods, such as porkan shell fish, are prohibited. Meats
must come from animals slaughter, and according to specific kosher methods,
mixing meat and areas forbidden. Separate utensils must be used
for each Many kosher food producers hire a rabbi or
a certifying agency to oversee and verify that their products
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meet kosher standards. So are the pickle packers.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Just pulling one over? It just means something different in
their terminology, sound like it is in garlic and call
them kosher. Every now and then you'll see coca cola.
You'll see Coca cola with green caps. Uh huh, those
are kosher, the kosher coat certain times of the year. Wow,
kosher co color pickle pack pig. All right, I'll work
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on the Rgina.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You got the prized back in the meantime, baby, congratulations,
All right, Agina, don't jump Out'll catch you up on
your news on the other side of our time capsule.
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Monday Morning Live coming up. This is the award winning
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Jong Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
He listen to this music, must be time for something.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I can't argue with you there, Thanks the Captain Jean
geen ingele Is other job is an intercoastal realty corporation
down the beach. See if y'all heard these always look
back at the past year for the Darwin Awards.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Well, first one, the winner was that Samantha's husband left
Derwood awardwood.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Well when his thirty eight caliber revolver fell to fire
at his intended victim during a hold up in Long Beach, California,
would be Robert James Elliott did something that can only
inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the
trigger again, and this time it worked.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Now we have some honorable mentions. For twenty ten. The
chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in
a meat cutting machine, and, after a little shopping around,
submitted acclaim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look
for himself. He tried the machine and also lost a finger.
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The chef's claim was approved. A man who shoveled snow
for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to
find a woman had taken a space.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Understandably, he shot her.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a zimbabwe
and bus driver found that the twenty mental patients he
was supposed to be transporting had escaped, and, not wanting
to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby
bus stop and offered everybody waiting there a free ride.
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He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone
to bizarre ants.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
The deception wasn't discovered for three days.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Oh Man, an American teenager, was in a hospital recovering
from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When
asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police
that he was simply trying to see how close he
could get his head to a moving train before.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
He was hit, and now he knews well doubt brilliant.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
The man walked into a Louisiana circle k, put a
twenty dollar bill on the counter, and asked for change.
When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled
a gun and asked for all the cash in the register,
which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash
from the clerk and fled, leaving the twenty dollars bill
on the counter. The total amount of cash he got
from the drawer fifteen dollars. Now, if somebody points a
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gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?
Were gonna wow, seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer
pretty badly. He decided that it just throw a cinder
block through a liquor store window, grabbed some booze and run.
So he lifted the cinder block heaved it over his
head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and
hit the would be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious.
(31:12):
The liquor store window was made of plexiglass. As a
female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man
grabbed a person ran. The clerk called nine to one
one immediately, and the woman was able to give them
a a tail description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the
police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in a car
(31:32):
drove back to the store. The thief was then taken
out of the car and told to stand there for
a positive ID, to which he replied, yes, officer, that's her,
that's the lady.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
I stole the person.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
The ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a burger king and had he pronounced at
Michigan Town you planny hipps hipsilanty pipsilanti Michigan at five am,
so es inner burger king flashed a gun and demanded cash.
The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't
open the cash register without.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
A food order.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Well that the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said
they weren't available for breakfast, so the man got frustrated
and walked away. And finally, when a man attempted to
siphon gas from a motor home parked on the Seattle
Street by sucking on a hose, he got much more
than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to
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find a very sick man curled up next to a
motor home near spilled sewage. Police spokesman said that the
man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged
his siphoned hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake.
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The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying
that was the best laugh he had ever had.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
So there's some O what made it or last? Oh, alright,
we'll see somebody does something stupid this year, and we'll
let you know.
Speaker 14 (33:10):
John William Billy, what you just said is one of
the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At
no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even
close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
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to it. I award you no points and may God
have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Morning radio, dumb right, Good morning, there's a big short radio.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Glad you hear is in time for Bill tag a bell. Hello,
fellow Americans.
Speaker 9 (34:14):
Bill Silver's here, ready, willing and able to past vex, harass,
mock ridicule. This is a long list, but you get
the idea. It's all about sticking it to the current
liberal clown show in Washington and the knight of Trump's
addressed to Congress. The big top was full, from that
old bag with a blue hair that looks like she's
got Hansel and Gretel locked up in the gingerbread house
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to the Geico caveman who got dragged out of the
room for being a complete and utter tool. And if
that wasn't bad enough, all of them showed their complete
disdain and disrespect for a thirteen year old African American
boy who beat cancer. Let's say it altogether racist. Yes,
the Democrats, they had every opportunity to start turning things around.
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They dumped Grandpa Munster and winebox Betty and got soundly beaten.
Anyone else would have exact and why they lost, and
why smart people were abandoning the party.
Speaker 13 (35:03):
But now.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
They keep doing what they got spanked so badly last
November four. Now, I'm not the one to try to
help the dumb dumbs in opposition. But this is all
about messaging. You need your own version of Mega, something
catchy that tells the world exactly who you are. I'll
say it in advance. You're welcome. So from Jasmine Crockett's
secret library, where she keeps her Ebonics for Dummies and
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complete DVD set of Good Times for reference, comes today's
top ten list, the top ten new slogans for the
Democrat Party. Number ten, My transgender son can beat your daughter.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Number nine. We are CNN.
Speaker 9 (35:46):
Number eight, Join the moral low Ground. Number seven war Huh?
What is it good for money laundering?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Say it again? Number six, The Home of the Whopper.
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Number five The DNC where intelligence is a spectator sports.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Number four. We don't know what a woman is? Number three.
We're the mean kids from Willie Wonka. Number two give
us another chance.
Speaker 9 (36:24):
The dumbass is gone, and the number one new slogan
for the Democrat Party is DNCDA.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Good morning. You got a big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news
weather sports.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Ah, you gonna have all them good at two shoe
on the radio and talk about that Dan Paton having baby.
Nothing sexy as than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated tip men,
Rush Limball, John Handedly Neil Boyd. There's snow on the roof,
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there's a fire in the funny. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Good morning, it's a week showing the radio coming over
in a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I'm Monday winning. Songs from Robert Earl Kaine to hear
I drill. Jackie harmonized with R. E.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
K one of my favorite songs from Maybury and the
Really Show made Jackie sing along with it, the R
five four.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I was in the house.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Let's do it right now, all right, Joe, Let's make
sure that I come in at the right place.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
I don't know what they can do about it. Oh yeah,
that Doolee was an old man. He lived Belo on
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a Meill Doodey.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Had two daughters and a forty gallon stall. One guy
watched the board her. You know they're watching the spy
and mama cork the bottles. When all Dooley fetched, Am
I to lee, slipping out to holler to len, trying
to make a dollar to leck and.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Us wapping my pay back.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Some day.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
The repenewers came for him, and slipping through.
Speaker 15 (39:30):
The woods, Dooley kept behind him all and never lost
his goood.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Dooly was a trader, went into town.
Speaker 15 (39:39):
He come sugar by them, shove my license by the
tongue to leave, sleping out the holler to leave, trying
to make a dollar to live.
Speaker 7 (39:49):
Give us waking my pay back some day. Wow, I
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remember very well today, dude.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
He died cuming fulkland sorry and man surround and cry.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Now Doody his on a mountain. He lies her haul
along and put a jump beside him and a barrel.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
For his tongue, live, slipping down holler to live, trying
to make a donald.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Link and ask for my pay back some day. How
do you like me now?
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Right?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
N I never told you wait? Friends with J. D.
Sham not chief of pole longs on our side Billy.
Now yeah, all hell.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio, all right,
I got Jackie tuned up. Hang on gonna sing along
with Robert Earl Keane on Monday morning. So on first day,
about what you can win when we play Beating the Blonde.
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Speaker 3 (41:41):
Hang on play for it minutes.
Speaker 10 (41:43):
But first, any Robert ark as done by Robert Earl
Keane is being liveing.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
A bitcho c.
Speaker 16 (41:50):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Come on, Jackie, get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
Sometimes I'm have dad as are filled with ride as
I travel, I left some bad things ain't going min
way because there's always.
Speaker 13 (42:14):
Someone swirming in my life.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
To keep swerving in my life, and it's causing.
Speaker 13 (42:24):
Lots of Thinginger.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 13 (42:30):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Keep switching on my bride lights just too dim to.
Speaker 16 (42:41):
When you're swerving all lives pie by, you're running someone
off the ride.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
The day jove way.
Speaker 15 (42:53):
I thought I never.
Speaker 13 (42:56):
Never love another, how else could I feed? But nowing
you run into me, I can't believe I could not
see her.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
I'll tank up, no one at the waiting.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bad.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fin.
Speaker 13 (43:34):
I keep switching on my bridle lights. But you're just
too dimpty Now.
Speaker 16 (43:42):
When you're swerving all lights, how way you're running someone
off the road.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Big show, rugg work my baby?
Speaker 1 (44:01):
All right, did well, let's play beating the blonde. We're
working our girls. We're working girls one, two, three, numbers
one ain't hundred. Making sure you told free lif you
know on in here we're going to contestant play next
Good morning, Big shows on a radio and more big
show right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Buzz Nutlet with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major disactor. I've
never seen such carnage. And may I remind you that
I was at the Great Dnna Pass Barbecue eating the
buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered caucasses of
other morning shows live in the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Now, can I turn in
my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Talking doodle doo coming at them? We got Monday morning right,
the first of your work. We but we got the
last day of the month of March. Thirty days September,
June and November thirty first of March is what we
got here.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Hello everyone, and you're a pet.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Hello, Okay, I guess the waves out of the question.
Don't worry when the great ones dig deep.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Man, man, what a birthday party you had. You should
have been there, all right? Good, thank you for saving me.
The presents.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I say, when national days we're working, is National Tatar Day?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Like po tato? However you want to go ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I noticed you spelled it like your little nickname that
we call you here, so I didn't.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Okay, So it could be a potato. Do you know
a tater? Know a tato?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Larry, a cable guy is a mater, right, Ron White,
Now they're blue collar comedian?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Is tater salad?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Okay, so call Rad tell him hey, after we tell
Tat congratulations.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
We have a national day.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's National prom Day. Okay. We had promposal Day like
a week or two ago.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Right, it's goods showing up?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay, prom All right, Well, let's us getting in the
prom season here as we do National Clams on the
half Shell and National Bunsen Burner Day. You can burn
your clams on a half shell. Let's do it till
the shell opens up. Put it in the microwave, put
a little damp paper towel over the top of them.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And just hit them.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Then look at them when they open up a little bit,
they're good to go. Okay, there you go. There's my
helpful claim on a half shell. Hint, And this is Monday, morning,
and by the look on y'all's faces, yellin't got a
clue what's going on? Well, good, let's get to it.
Big Shows on the radio. Good Morning, Big Shows on
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a radio. First prize pack one hundred and twenty dollars
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Drug drivers Keep America move when the bull snot make
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dates in history where we get our three categories. Nineteen
ninety five, baseball players agreed to end their two hundred
and thirty two day strike after judge granted a preliminary
injunction against club owners. Many feel that fans remain bitter,
especially the bitter fans.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
All right, you know who you are.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh eight Aloha Airlines, a bankrupt airline, permanently ended its
passenger service because it was around Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Aloha.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh. Finally, twenty eleven, a deadly Egyptian cobra that had
escaped New York's Bronx Zoo was found alive in the
zoo's reptile house almost a week after it's escaped. How
you doing during its absence to snake. They become a
minor celebrity after somebody set up a Twitter account in
his name and started making humorous comments.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
I love that social media.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Deadly Egyptian Gibra. Let's have some fun with him. All right,
there you go think about snakes. Oh sorry, Jackie, he's
just getting on that phone at one eight hundred. Big show,
you told free line. We play out birds next.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Monday, March the thirty first got our feature track from
the make show bed Box. A mayor in dismal seap
it with political correctness days.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
They should go good. There's riggi words.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Political mayor hit the bed Box had to make show
dot com ups.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win,
John Boy, and really give the prizes from the big
prize be Let's go contested number one. This should really
be a lot of funks when you're playing uppers. Have
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them up in guest time. You have the best time.
You have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Let's say, hey, Jason from Damasca for Virginia.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
We shot.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Shot.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Good morning, Jason, Good morning, how y'all doing, Hey, buddy,
we are doing good. Welcome in here amongst us.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
What it is my first time calling all ro Get
out of us, boy, Jason. Well, let's get you to
these three categories and get you one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bulls. Now you ready, buddy, Yes, sir,
I'm ready in five seconds.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Three groups that have gone on strike. Ready go.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
The baseball players, teachers and Hollywood rogers.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Jason, Now give us three airlines ready go.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Delta United and Marking Airlines.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
And for the win, three coins of snakes ready to go.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Covers, pothons and rails snaps.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Then there's Jason, and then that says women.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
The balls live.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Congratulations Jason, you're officially awake. You hang on and jackill
hook you up with a prize back.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
All right, there's a plan. We jump out, catch you
up on your newes. On the other side. A requested song,
but Jackie hadn't left over for my birthday. Hey, where
are you going? When mint?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
we was celebrating my birthday.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
End the last week. It was Friday.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
By the way, thank you very much, Brother Well wishes,
y'all's wait.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Y'all's wake.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I didn't get to the song Jackie's favorite song that
I sing. I don't know if it's because of wonderful
tune and she likes the song anyway, because I well,
I was singing for a ride, listing all my attributes
that I could bring as a race car driver in it.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Maybe because it didn't really catch on it. Well, I'm
maybe thinking too, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
It's hearing about.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I write.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Jackie.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
She said, need to hear it. Sometimes she forgets it.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Well, it's all listen to it.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Hit it.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Well, I'm a.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Big, old redneck looking guy. I gotta show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I really want to be a.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
Race car driver, but I'm running kind of lone dose.
I need a fear baby. I need a sponsor with
a lot of cash. I need a fear cole baby.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I promise I won't crash. I love you, I mean it.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
Got money, I need it good Goshamighty.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You know I'm found house bro.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I got a loone.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
I if you want to sell bleach your eternal wax,
let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I'm your guy. I can do some appearances at the racetrack.
I won't cost much to buy.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I need to be a cababy.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
I need a sponser with a lot of dope. I
need to be a cababy. My budget's running low.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I love you, I mean it.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
I'll drive it, I'll clean it good.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Goshamighty, you know how buy bro. It cost a lot of.
Speaker 11 (10:23):
Money to go race, get up the stage.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Good.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I mentioned I'm also an excellent trumpet player, first year Graham.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
High School jazz man.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I play the sponsors winning barn, mister starting.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Let's me check you do what seven?
Speaker 12 (10:44):
Not all right?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
My favorite part where the big old heat.
Speaker 10 (11:06):
Hall looking God, oh boy, somebody buy me a real
race car.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I put you in the Hall of fame. I need
to be a baby. I need a sponser with a
lot of cash. I need to be a baby. I
promise I won't crash. I love you, I mean it,
got money. I need this good Gosh your mighty. You
know I'm ba Bro.
Speaker 10 (11:40):
I love you, I mean it, I'm driving I clean
it good, Gosha Mighty, you know how.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I'm by.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Bro.
Speaker 11 (11:57):
Now stay, I was gonna do another song for you. Guys,
but now I'm not gonna get the girl climb back on.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
We're sorry, just kidding you.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I Make Show is on the radio for your Monday,
March Thurday, First Action.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert bird here with another
Pineal Glenn pulsating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Today's episode The Fling.
Speaker 9 (12:58):
As our story opens, husband is confronting his wife about
her infidelity. Look, don't just sit there giving me the
cold shoulder, Helen. We need to talk about this.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
There's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Nothing to talk about, nothing to talk about.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
I come home and find you and some guy getting
jiggy in our marital bed, and there's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Look, David, I said, I was sorry. What more do
you want?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Well?
Speaker 9 (13:23):
I need to know how and why all this happened.
I mean, if we want to save this marriage, we
need to hash things out.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Okay, fine, what do you want to know? That's more
like it.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Okay, First, I guess, and most importantly, who was he?
Speaker 6 (13:39):
I did get his name?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Oh god, oh my god.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
So this was some random.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Hookup kinda yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Got so where did you meet him? At the gym?
At the bar where well?
Speaker 6 (13:55):
I was home, and he came knocking at the door,
and it just sort of happened.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Oh oh, so it was knock, knock, who's there? My booty,
my booty? Who don't mind if I do?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
No, he was some bumb looking for food.
Speaker 9 (14:08):
Sweet fancy Moses, Helen, you went to bed with a
bum a bumb.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I hope you washed the sheets.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I kind of had to.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
What was that?
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Nothing? So I gave him the dinner I made you
last night that you said you didn't want it right,
And since his clothes were sort of tattered, I gave
him all the clothes I bought you for your birthday
that you didn't like. And then I gave him the
brown shoes that you never wear.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Well, aren't you the little neighborhood good Will store? So
how did you end up in bed?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
Well, he asked me if there was anything else you
didn't use?
Speaker 9 (14:42):
Son, And how we hope you enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
And I'm not gonna lie. I undid my top two buttons.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the extremely well
dressed and well.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Fed bum say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Good morning. You got a big show. On the radio.
More chances you to win. Coming up after your news
weathers barts.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Bie, this is Spanjordy arts in all today from Hammer Langer.
You're Norway after around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairring smoothie.
Speaker 13 (15:36):
And listening to the.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Big Show with John Boy and Beiley.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Good morning. That's who makes show on the radios. You
know we talked to.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I gotta hear Baby Bridge and o'donnaugh, Hugh cob CEO
and founder. You're not a special Sportsman Alliance. That's all
volunteer five oh one c three nonprofit charitable organization. Check
them out at Child's Wish dot org. I'll tell you
about the trips we got. The trips like set up.
We just looked for kids, the with illnesses and of
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course the veterans. We like purple heart veterans and uh
light to go.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
You can you can figure out if this is for you.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
So I told Taylor getting touch of Bridge and see
how how it was going. The sea says, let them go,
No knocked down the park. We received our first call.
Oh we've got a taxidermis in Illinois who's been listening
to the Big Show for over twenty years and has
donated a shoulder mount. There we get back that that
is neat. That's the thing about it, because we got
the we got the hunting trips and the fishing trips
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donated absolutely free. So we're just looking for the veterans
and kids and here's a taxidermists.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Find out who that is. We'll give me a shout out.
That's awesome, appreciate listen there.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
So recap from the last announcement of the open spots,
fifty kids and fourteen veterans signed up for the turkey hunts. Now,
these sixty four special hunters are from the following states Alabama, California, Georgia, Illinois, Minnesota, Missouri, Ohio,
Tennessee in Wisconsin where the Alabama Turkey Hunt got four kids,
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Illinois six kids. Wisconsin Turkey Hunts thirty kids and fourteen vets.
The Tennessee Turkey Hunt ten kids fishing trips. Alabama fishing
trip is already filled with ten disabled kids and their
families still have room for the Kentucky and South Carolina
fishing trips have spots for them if you are around
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Kentucky and South Carolina. Check out Child'swish dot org and
you can get right there if you want to communicate
with Bridget Child's Wish at gmail dot com is her email.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I covered that right, take everything. Good, yep, good deal.
Thank y'all so much.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Man, y'all y'all making this happen you listeners, man, thank
you that boy millanois.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Want to find out who that is. Once again, Child's
Wish dot org.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio, coming off with
my birthday weekend, y'all said, Oliver needs to make the scene.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I got a bad feeling about this, but we'll do.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
It as well.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
You should, all right, I tell you we will play
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Speaker 2 (19:11):
Well, well, well, I knew this day would come, a
day that would turn the world as we know it
on its very axis. The day the Earth stood still,
a day that would live in infamy. The day John
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Boy told his hoodlum friends that he couldn't go moving
around with them because he had the car pool carpool.
Why I could hardly believe my ears. But as the
morning progressed, it just got worse. I caught him checking
(19:56):
himself out in the mirror. Well, to be truthful, that's
nothing new, vanity. Thy name is John Boy. But when
he asked Mario if his cutoffs made his button look big,
I nearly fainted. Why I heard him fret out loud
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that his Thursday nights were empty now that Survivor was
off the air, and how he was so sad that
Colby had lost. I even heard him talking about traveling
to another state to see Elton John in concert. Why
the very idea and the straw that broke the camel's back.
(20:46):
He excused himself from a conversation about himself to start
his car, turn on the air conditioning and cool it
down so his strawberries wouldn't wilt, So your strawberries wouldn't wint.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Hot, do you hear yourself? It was hot?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Why the situation has become so dire that when you
told us you were late because you had all that
iron need to catch up on, we actually believed you.
Now listen, little Mary Sunshine, if you're going to carry
on like that, why don't you just sashe your pretty
little self down to the soda shop for a big
frothy egg cream or the rest of the silly marys
(21:38):
and sing a chorus or two of I enjoy being
a girl. Who are you really? You are an impostor
you're not our John boy. Our John Boy likes to
eat with his fingers and then and poot along with
his favorite tunes, and.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And go oo wa u wa uha and so forth.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Why our John Boy has stones the size of grapefruit,
not a little change purse full of raisins. He doesn't
talk to Jackie about moisturizers and bikini waxing. Well he might,
but at least there'd be some sort of dirty overtone involved.
(22:28):
That's our John Boy, not this frillly little dancing monkey
you've become. In the immortal words of Henry Cato, get
a hold of yourself. And by the way, those cutoffs
do make your button up big.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
I'm just waiting for you to go too far your strawberry.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Feeling great about it too. There you very much, Jane.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here.
According to the Pickle Packers International, kosher pickles are not
actually kosher. In pickle speak, kosher means that this ingredient
has been added to the pickling.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Brian, the Brian is it urine?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I know, like the way you ran rhyme, try to
get what y'all got? One ain't hundred?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Big show you told free line. We played John Boy
Jeopardy next, Good Morning, It's a big show on the
(24:05):
radio Monday, March Thursday.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
First when I featured track from the.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Big Show mid Box, the mayor of dismal Seepage, I
got no Old Merlin make you laugh over ten thousand
tracks you choose from none nine cents age get fifteen tracks,
just No.
Speaker 14 (24:19):
Nine and nine.
Speaker 12 (24:20):
He's John Boy by them there right now. Let's play
Yeah Live across America. It's John boyd Wow Why and
now your host. I'm not sure if he's fluent on pickle.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Speak, but I do know he's fluent on alfalfa language,
pig Latin, and some jive.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
He's John Boys pick Let's.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Hey the Gina out of Redford, Virginia. Good morning, Gina,
Good morning here y'all. Hey baby, do you have a
rhyme about your name? You ever heard anything?
Speaker 15 (24:59):
Gina?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Gina ween them? No five? Yeah that one, Gina.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Hey, Gina, So you got first shot at John Boyjeopardy
this morning. Let's lay it out there. According to the
pecker pickers pickled pickers.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
In the nation, You know they want to call Peter
Piper picking pickle pickle peckers peppers. You really want to
play this game?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, so, and pickles speak. Kosher means that this ingredient
has been added to the pickling brine. Gina, You've got
a clue that baby.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
I'm going to get garlic.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Garlic? Huh, let's say, is it garlic?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Yes, we was so.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Kosher foods are those permitted under Jewish dietary laws. So
certain foods, such as porkan shell fish, are prohibited. Meats
must come from animals slaughter, and according to specific kosher methods,
mixing meat and areas forbidden. Separate utensils must be used
for each Many kosher food producers hire a rabbi or
a certifying agency to oversee and verify that their products
(26:20):
meet kosher standards. So are the pickle packers.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Just pulling one over? It just means something different in
their terminology, sound like it is in garlic and call
them kosher. Every now and then you'll see coca cola.
You'll see Coca cola with green caps. Uh huh, those
are kosher, the kosher coat certain times of the year. Wow,
kosher co color pickle pack pig. All right, I'll work
(26:45):
on the Rgina.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You got the prized back in the meantime, baby, congratulations,
All right, Agina, don't jump Out'll catch you up on
your news on the other side of our time capsule.
(27:09):
Monday Morning Live coming up. This is the award winning
(27:42):
Jong Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
He listen to this music, must be time for something.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I can't argue with you there, Thanks the Captain Jean
geen ingele Is other job is an intercoastal realty corporation
down the beach. See if y'all heard these always look
back at the past year for the Darwin Awards.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Well, first one, the winner was that Samantha's husband left
Derwood awardwood.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Well when his thirty eight caliber revolver fell to fire
at his intended victim during a hold up in Long Beach, California,
would be Robert James Elliott did something that can only
inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the
trigger again, and this time it worked.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Now we have some honorable mentions. For twenty ten. The
chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in
a meat cutting machine, and, after a little shopping around,
submitted acclaim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look
for himself. He tried the machine and also lost a finger.
(29:11):
The chef's claim was approved. A man who shoveled snow
for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to
find a woman had taken a space.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Understandably, he shot her.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a zimbabwe
and bus driver found that the twenty mental patients he
was supposed to be transporting had escaped, and, not wanting
to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby
bus stop and offered everybody waiting there a free ride.
(29:52):
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone
to bizarre ants.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
The deception wasn't discovered for three days.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Oh Man, an American teenager, was in a hospital recovering
from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When
asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police
that he was simply trying to see how close he
could get his head to a moving train before.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
He was hit, and now he knews well doubt brilliant.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
The man walked into a Louisiana circle k, put a
twenty dollar bill on the counter, and asked for change.
When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled
a gun and asked for all the cash in the register,
which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash
from the clerk and fled, leaving the twenty dollars bill
on the counter. The total amount of cash he got
from the drawer fifteen dollars. Now, if somebody points a
(30:50):
gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?
Were gonna wow, seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer
pretty badly. He decided that it just throw a cinder
block through a liquor store window, grabbed some booze and run.
So he lifted the cinder block heaved it over his
head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and
hit the would be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious.
(31:12):
The liquor store window was made of plexiglass. As a
female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man
grabbed a person ran. The clerk called nine to one
one immediately, and the woman was able to give them
a a tail description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the
police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in a car
(31:32):
drove back to the store. The thief was then taken
out of the car and told to stand there for
a positive ID, to which he replied, yes, officer, that's her,
that's the lady.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
I stole the person.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
The ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a burger king and had he pronounced at
Michigan Town you planny hipps hipsilanty pipsilanti Michigan at five am,
so es inner burger king flashed a gun and demanded cash.
The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't
open the cash register without.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
A food order.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Well that the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said
they weren't available for breakfast, so the man got frustrated
and walked away. And finally, when a man attempted to
siphon gas from a motor home parked on the Seattle
Street by sucking on a hose, he got much more
than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to
(32:30):
find a very sick man curled up next to a
motor home near spilled sewage. Police spokesman said that the
man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged
his siphoned hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake.
(32:50):
The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying
that was the best laugh he had ever had.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
So there's some O what made it or last? Oh, alright,
we'll see somebody does something stupid this year, and we'll
let you know.
Speaker 14 (33:10):
John William Billy, what you just said is one of
the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At
no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even
close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
(33:30):
to it. I award you no points and may God
have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Morning radio, dumb right, Good morning, there's a big short radio.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Glad you hear is in time for Bill tag a bell. Hello,
fellow Americans.
Speaker 9 (34:14):
Bill Silver's here, ready, willing and able to past vex, harass,
mock ridicule. This is a long list, but you get
the idea. It's all about sticking it to the current
liberal clown show in Washington and the knight of Trump's
addressed to Congress. The big top was full, from that
old bag with a blue hair that looks like she's
got Hansel and Gretel locked up in the gingerbread house
(34:34):
to the Geico caveman who got dragged out of the
room for being a complete and utter tool. And if
that wasn't bad enough, all of them showed their complete
disdain and disrespect for a thirteen year old African American
boy who beat cancer. Let's say it altogether racist. Yes,
the Democrats, they had every opportunity to start turning things around.
(34:54):
They dumped Grandpa Munster and winebox Betty and got soundly beaten.
Anyone else would have exact and why they lost, and
why smart people were abandoning the party.
Speaker 13 (35:03):
But now.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
They keep doing what they got spanked so badly last
November four. Now, I'm not the one to try to
help the dumb dumbs in opposition. But this is all
about messaging. You need your own version of Mega, something
catchy that tells the world exactly who you are. I'll
say it in advance. You're welcome. So from Jasmine Crockett's
secret library, where she keeps her Ebonics for Dummies and
(35:25):
complete DVD set of Good Times for reference, comes today's
top ten list, the top ten new slogans for the
Democrat Party. Number ten, My transgender son can beat your daughter.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Number nine. We are CNN.
Speaker 9 (35:46):
Number eight, Join the moral low Ground. Number seven war Huh?
What is it good for money laundering?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Say it again? Number six, The Home of the Whopper.
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Number five The DNC where intelligence is a spectator sports.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Number four. We don't know what a woman is? Number three.
We're the mean kids from Willie Wonka. Number two give
us another chance.
Speaker 9 (36:24):
The dumbass is gone, and the number one new slogan
for the Democrat Party is DNCDA.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Good morning. You got a big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news
weather sports.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Ah, you gonna have all them good at two shoe
on the radio and talk about that Dan Paton having baby.
Nothing sexy as than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated tip men,
Rush Limball, John Handedly Neil Boyd. There's snow on the roof,
(37:17):
there's a fire in the funny. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Good morning, it's a week showing the radio coming over
in a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I'm Monday winning. Songs from Robert Earl Kaine to hear
I drill. Jackie harmonized with R. E.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
K one of my favorite songs from Maybury and the
Really Show made Jackie sing along with it, the R
five four.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I was in the house.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Let's do it right now, all right, Joe, Let's make
sure that I come in at the right place.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
I don't know what they can do about it. Oh yeah,
that Doolee was an old man. He lived Belo on
(38:47):
a Meill Doodey.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Had two daughters and a forty gallon stall. One guy
watched the board her. You know they're watching the spy
and mama cork the bottles. When all Dooley fetched, Am
I to lee, slipping out to holler to len, trying
to make a dollar to leck and.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Us wapping my pay back.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Some day.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
The repenewers came for him, and slipping through.
Speaker 15 (39:30):
The woods, Dooley kept behind him all and never lost
his goood.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Dooly was a trader, went into town.
Speaker 15 (39:39):
He come sugar by them, shove my license by the
tongue to leave, sleping out the holler to leave, trying
to make a dollar to live.
Speaker 7 (39:49):
Give us waking my pay back some day. Wow, I
(40:11):
remember very well today, dude.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
He died cuming fulkland sorry and man surround and cry.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Now Doody his on a mountain. He lies her haul
along and put a jump beside him and a barrel.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
For his tongue, live, slipping down holler to live, trying
to make a donald.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Link and ask for my pay back some day. How
do you like me now?
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Right?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
N I never told you wait? Friends with J. D.
Sham not chief of pole longs on our side Billy.
Now yeah, all hell.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio, all right,
I got Jackie tuned up. Hang on gonna sing along
with Robert Earl Keane on Monday morning. So on first day,
about what you can win when we play Beating the Blonde.
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Speaker 3 (41:41):
Hang on play for it minutes.
Speaker 10 (41:43):
But first, any Robert ark as done by Robert Earl
Keane is being liveing.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
A bitcho c.
Speaker 16 (41:50):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Come on, Jackie, get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
Sometimes I'm have dad as are filled with ride as
I travel, I left some bad things ain't going min
way because there's always.
Speaker 13 (42:14):
Someone swirming in my life.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
To keep swerving in my life, and it's causing.
Speaker 13 (42:24):
Lots of Thinginger.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 13 (42:30):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Keep switching on my bride lights just too dim to.
Speaker 16 (42:41):
When you're swerving all lives pie by, you're running someone
off the ride.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
The day jove way.
Speaker 15 (42:53):
I thought I never.
Speaker 13 (42:56):
Never love another, how else could I feed? But nowing
you run into me, I can't believe I could not
see her.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
I'll tank up, no one at the waiting.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bad.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fin.
Speaker 13 (43:34):
I keep switching on my bridle lights. But you're just
too dimpty Now.
Speaker 16 (43:42):
When you're swerving all lights, how way you're running someone
off the road.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Big show, rugg work my baby?
Speaker 1 (44:01):
All right, did well, let's play beating the blonde. We're
working our girls. We're working girls one, two, three, numbers
one ain't hundred. Making sure you told free lif you
know on in here we're going to contestant play next
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