April 1, 2025 • 39 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll call back over to Dell’s Den for an update.. - Tater assigns this week’s list of What to Watch.. - Tank Hogarth wonders where all the manly haircuts have gone.. - Rev. Sincere and Goober deal with a nasty bat infestation.. - We'll give the Not Ready for Drive Time players one more shot at their latest Playhouse script.. - Mark Packer gives us an update on the death of Cinderella - and the rest of the latest from final four.. - We'll fill a request for Marvin Webster - and then wrap up the day with Carl Childers’ description of John Boy's “Beach Entourage”…
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Morning.
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Her, thank you.
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Hello. Two bails before two buzzers. Mark, You're gonna win
this big old bullsnot prize bag. That's the goal, Laura,
all right, right there, let's get right to it. Tay, you're,
according to psychologists, who tends to complain more about the
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opposite sex men or women.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Waited? Did you say, do you even complain too.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Or about about Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
That is, women complain about men.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Women, says a woman. Mark, agree or disagree.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I'm going to disagree, You're gonna disagree.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
We want nothing to do.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Of course they do.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Been around a woman, is that's what he's thinking?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Men complained more about it.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
So women complain about men nearly three times more than
men complain about women to other women. Men tend to
wrap it up by just going now, all right, Well
let's say when we get.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You a bail here?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
All right, buddy, tender old Catholic girl.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
The pope does not have a big birthday to do,
but he does get something special on his birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
He gets a funny hat? Wait, he already has one.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
He gets a prayer service. He gets a prayer serve
in his honor and his honor so mark, So you're
agreeing with that one?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Well you were us all.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
No, it was right.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
He gets a cake baked by the nuns who prepare
his meal.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Man and the lapdown.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Well, murder, I'm calling all right.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Buddy, what Maddy Moon?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
You hang on.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We've got a consolation prize. We'll get to your Maynardville.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
All right.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Can I give a shout out?
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Yes, sir, go ahead, Uh, shout.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Out to all the guys at wire at grouping, and
to my four children.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
They know who they are, They already know their names.
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No man.
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By many hours trip of your news.
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Foods and has some tom food we got to get.
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This is the.
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Award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's
number one export.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
John Boy, you're mad, Madge, how's it going take a while?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I say you're mad.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
You don't go too and I'm mad. I'm madder. And
Kevin Harbrick Heaven Thanksgiving and Kyle bushes out. I always
believe it or not. I had three or four relatively
good days in a row a couple of weeks ago.
It was right around the time Osa have been Ladden
finally took a bullet in the burkup. I'll tell you
(05:11):
one thing. Seal Team six knows how to take care
of business. They killed him, took a few snapshots, loaded
them on a helicopter, dropped his saw ice in the
middle of the ocean, buried at sea. I guess that
means he's steal surrounded by seals. Olsama's whole story kind
of fell apart there at the end, didn't it. They
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kept saying he was a freedom fighter in a cave
way up in the mountains. Turns out as living around
the corner from the Circle Cave in downtown Ladistan spent
five years hold up in a crappy split level with
three wives and twenty eight hilder. How preevle do thatxam,
I'm surprised he didn't need a bullet for the seal
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cam ever got there. And that so called holy man
was always mouthing all about how America so corrupt and sinful.
It's from a guy who was sucking back two cases
of Petsy the week, had pot plants growing in his
backyard by run of the Bathroom Saint, and two hundred
porn movies on his computer. So apparently he'd make his
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little YouTube videos about how all of us infidels are
sex crazy. Then it took back with a double feature
a Dibbi does Damasca Ghost bat Mountains. So anyway, I
was in a pretty good mood for about three days,
and who came along and messed it up? Now hands
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the Natchi Boy Baraculus. It was John Boy's people who
as right juggles. I'm talking about the American Indians and
their little hissy fit about the word Geronimo SEMs. The
lifties in the Native American community got their pan in
a wad because Seal Team six picked Geronimo as their
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code name for Ben Lawden, and before a goat boy
even got to the bottom of the ocean, the's goops
were on the news crying about it. When we associate
a historical hero like Geronimo with someone like Osama bin Laden,
it's stereotypes. All our people is savage and uncivilized. The
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president should apologize on National TV. Let me say this
about that my big book while you lift, is that
smoked a doobie on the way to school and slipped
through history class. Geronimo was the American Indian warrior that
avoided being captured for thirty years while he's fighting against
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the United States back in the eighteen hundreds. So it
ain't like they pulled his name out of a hat.
They picked Geronimo because, believe it or not, somebody in
the American government actually knows a little bit about American history.
Now we could get a few of them to crack
open a textbook on basic economics. We lie still have
time to keep the country. Them going down here and
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call it. Look, I'm not an idot, I know the
Indian's got a raw deal but do you really think
now's the time for a history lesson? America's trying to
feel good about ourselves for a few minutes. Here y'all
come beating us over the head about stuff it happened
one hundred and fifty years ago. Who are you my wife?
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All you wany activists didn't have a problem with the
eighty second Airborne Yill and jer run them o when
they were jumping out of planes to fight the Nazis
in World War Two? How about all them apatche helicopters
and Tomahawk missiles we used to keep the Islamo nuts
from blowing you up while you waiting in line at Starbucks.
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Can't you cry? Babies? Let America have just one week
of feeling good about something without y'all running in the
street and taking a dump in the middle of a victory.
John Boy, get your cousins off. Don't worry no, where's
an election coming up next year, you loud mouth lift.
He's got plenty of time to go on TV and
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talk about how bad America sucks. My turn, Sit down,
shut up. I mean quite worn in my life, John Boy, Billy,
y'all have a nice day.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
John Boy, and Billy, the mind is always chattering away
with a thousand thoughts at once.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Clarity is the path to enter peace.
Speaker 10 (09:35):
Look, just give me some interpeace or I'm up the
floor with you.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Good morning Radio, dumb right.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Good morning Annis, A big Sean ALREADYO this ave y'all.
Speaker 11 (10:15):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
Pineal Glenn pulsating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode The Fling. As our story opens, a husband
is confronting his wife about her infidelity. Look, don't just
sit there giving me the cold shoulder, Helen. We need
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to talk about this.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
There's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Nothing to talk about, nothing to talk about.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
I come home and find you and some guy getting
jiggy in our marital bed, and there's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Look, David, I said, I was sorry. What more do
you want?
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Well?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I need to know how and why all this happened.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
I mean, if we want to save this marriage, we
need to hash things out.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Okay, fine, what do you want to know?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
It's more like it?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Okay, First I guess, and most importantly, who was he?
I didn't get his name?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Oh god, oh my god. So this was some random hookup.
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Kinda yeah, got So where did you meet him?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
At the gym? At the bar where.
Speaker 12 (11:22):
Well, I was home and he came knocking at the
door and it just sort of happened.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
Oh oh, so it was knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
My booty, my booty?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Who don't mind if I do?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
No, he was some bumb looking for food.
Speaker 11 (11:35):
Sweet fancy Moses, Helen, you went to bed with a
bum a bumb.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
I hope you washed the sheets.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I kind of had to.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
What was that?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Nothing?
Speaker 12 (11:47):
So I gave him the dinner I made you last
night that you said you didn't want it right, And
since his clothes were sort of tattered, I gave him
all the clothes I bought you for your birthday that
you didn't like. And then I gave him the brown
shoes that you never wear.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Well, aren't you the little neighborhood good will store?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
So how did you end up in bed?
Speaker 12 (12:06):
Well, he asked me if there was anything else you
didn't use?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Son, And.
Speaker 11 (12:19):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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And I'm not gonna lie. I undid my top two buttons.
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Tune in next time when we'll hear the extremely well
dressed and well fed bums say, hey, big.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Man, let me hold a dollar.
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Good morning, A big show is on your radio. I'll
tell you I've never seen anything like it in my life.
The SuDS belly up. There's full differyware flying through the air,
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their fingers, their feet, other people's feet. They doesn't believe it.
What the spreads. You can't imagine.
Speaker 11 (12:53):
Chicken and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
That's what it's like at the John Boy of Bully
Pig Show. It's a buffet from stuff to finish. There
should be a cover charge. I'll tell you. The only
thing Missten Napkins, I guess that's what's your shirt is
for the cleaning bill over my head. You can eat that.
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Speaker 3 (14:49):
Thank you, Good morning. Make shows on the radio. Coming up,
we play worthy word for a happy herd. We'll tell
you all about it in just a second. But right
now we have I've got the man Mark pager from
the ACCED network and a big ESPN. As we head
in the Final four weekend, Good morning pack.
Speaker 13 (15:09):
Good morning John Boy and crew. And you're right it
is go time for the Final four for both the
men and the women. The ladies get started down in
Tampa on Friday, and of course, the defending champion South
Carolina back in the Final four for the fifth straight
yere Don Staley does some great work, but let's concentrate
on the men for a second, John boy because four
number one seeds are locked and loaded. And I gave
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you a list of a bunch of stuff before this
tournament started when you filled out your brackets, and I said,
beware of picking all four number one seats because it's
only happened one time, only one time since we expand
the tournament back in nineteen eighty five to sixty four.
And that one time was in two thousand and eight.
That's the only time it happened, and it was in
San Antonio, Texas. And lo and behold, that's where we're
(15:56):
headed back this week, and all four number one seeds
were going from March madness to chalk madness. So all
four number one seeds are locked and loaded. You got
a pair of SEC teams playing in game one with
Florida and Auburn, and then you got Duke taken on
Houston in the second game. And I'll just point something out.
Since nineteen ninety nine, John BOYD, we've had fifteen times
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since nineteen ninety nine has one conference produced two teams
in the Final four. All right, But the amazing thing
is the conference that produced those multiple teams has only
won it three times? Whoa only three times? So just
because you got that Auburn Florida things over there, if
you can think, oh, it's an SEC thing, they've had
the best league all year long, they're gonna win, well
(16:43):
they might, but the trend it basically is that that's
not necessarily the case. As a matter of fact, the
last time that happened was in two thousand and six,
and ironically it was the Florida Gators in the SEC
that pulled off the trick. So we will see what
happens on that front. And here's the other thing to
keep in mind, we don't see a whole lot of
upsets in the final four. In fact, I looked this
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up because I was just curious. The last eight final fours,
there have only been two upsets on the men's side.
It's only happened two times once. It was in twenty
nineteen Texas Tech knocked off Michigan State and the other
time was in twenty twenty two when North Carolina was
an underdog and they eliminated Duke and coach k So again,
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figure out how all this is going to go down.
You got the four best teams still standing, which is
what you love. As I said last week, Cinderella is dead.
Take her back behind the woodshed. She's done, she's toast.
You got the four best teams playing, and again a
lot of folks think maybe Duke with Cooper flag could
be the favorite. I think any of these four teams
are certainly good enough to win. They are really well coached,
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great players. It should be an incredible scene in San Antonio.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Man, Then how about that glad we got the word
on the upsets there because these four number ones. Man,
you know, the only second time, like he's talking about,
maybe it's a table is set for no upset as well,
I'm not gonna well, mine is Florida.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I'm ordered. That's when I filled out the brackets, That's
who I had winning it all.
Speaker 13 (18:11):
So well, you know, I told you my pick was
Duke in Florida And normally my brackets are into my
brackets are in the trash by Friday. But Johnny, we've
only had eleven teams that were well reseee Beta higher
seat I mean, so it's we really have not seen
many upsets at all. And if you're wondering, okay, if
the favorites have been winning all these games, who's favored
(18:33):
this weekend. On the men's side, the two favorites are
Duke in Florida to win their games Saturday. So if
the favorites hold Serve on Saturday, then next Monday night
in San Antonio, it'll be Duke and Florida for the
national championship. And again we'll see how all of this
plays out. It's gonna be fantastic on a fun weekend.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
The women's side kicks it off on Friday, and then
the men's on Saturday. Sunday for the women's championship, Monday
night for.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
The men's a.
Speaker 13 (19:00):
You're all over, John boy As usual, we get we
get the past a for Fool's Day and nobody gets
anything past you. And then next week, while America takes
the week off, the Masters gets cranked up down to
the gusta. So it's a great time of year.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Absolutely absolutely, I pack you enjoy, my boy, and we'll
catch up with you next week. All right, John Boyd,
take care, all right, thank you so much. As Mark Packer.
You catch them on ACC Network week days on the
television four p m ay, y'all, let's play wordy word
for the Happy Herd.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
One eight hundred big show.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
You told free Line, We'll get a couple of contestants
team up and play next. All right, Jack, you'll be jacking,
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be going trying to get hockn Tests on the lede.
I got it, But now that Chris Cross, I'm going
be best up all all game long.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Just warning you come on while we got it.
Speaker 14 (20:17):
I might have everybody's head at the.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Back, birdywhere don alberdywhere.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Let's meet their contestants? See if I didn't do it?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Is that Kevin from Knoxville, Tennessee. Yes, all right, okay,
we got now see what I'm doing to be on hey,
and it's on top of all right, here we go.
It's Johnny from Kodak, Tennessee. Good morning, Johnny, good morning,
Good morning, hey man Knoxville, Kodak gall real clothes because
(20:46):
Kodak know uh hometown of my Tennessee fat boy, one
of my best friends. Ever, how about that we're good
well so knowing how y'all boys are from Kodak, I'm
gonna make you be on tape.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Joe'll take it.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Then, John, It'll be all right, y'ahn' on Kevin on
the other All right then, and our theme today boys,
is things in a grocery store. Things in a grocery store?
All right, So Kevin, no, Johnny, you relax. This is
where it gets hard.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Kevin. Is that you, buddy? Are you on the line?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
No, see, I don't have it though, there is right there.
All right, Hey, I got an idea.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Never mind. I was going to try to put on
hold and change your back, but I would hang up
over them again. Yeah, all right, all right, so me
and Kevin, are you ready, buddy, yes, sir? All right,
start the clock. Now. This is what you make wine
out of. Yes, okay, you eat.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
These and a picnic a tube steak in a bun,
but chillie. Oh yeah, all right, this is what Jewish
people eat.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
You put cream cheese on a.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
It sounds like.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
A small rabbit dog. Come on, no, no, no, sounds
like a little rabbit dog.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You get it, cream cheese on it.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
You get it?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Because my my I was potted down.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Okay, So what do we want to well too, okay too,
and now all right, let's see what Tater and Johnny
can do.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
You already, Johnny, I'm ready, okay, and go.
Speaker 12 (22:37):
It's like a doughnut, but it's not. It's yes, you
get this. There's Greek forms of this. It has active bacteria. Yes,
you may get this with a salad. You don't drink it,
but you eat it with a spoon.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
No, it's a it's.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
A hot hot thing meal. Yeah, kids love this meal.
It's yellow. It has noodles like elbow macro.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Elbow cheese.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Are you taking that one?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I couldn't say it. I was looking down here trying
to figure out what I'm doing. So what did you get?
Mac and cheese? What does she say, Jackie, you're the
Jones on this sight?
Speaker 5 (23:19):
What does she say? She said?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Make then you won't go take it off? And what goodness?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Jumped?
Speaker 7 (23:26):
All?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Remember last week as you did know that I was wonder.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yellow?
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Sorry, Johnny, all right, that's all right, thank you for
bringing up I hate I hate.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Okay, So it is three to three after round one,
so all right, me and Kevin for a round two?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Ready, Kevin? Yes, all right, start the clock. Now.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Another name for these are flat jacks pancakes. Yes, did
you wrap these around your baby so it don't pee
all over everything?
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Put this under your arms after you shower. Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Wash this on your head. No, no, I'm sorry. What
do you use to wash your head?
Speaker 7 (24:15):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, all right, this is what you shave with a blade.
Take two of these. Call me in the morning. Yeah, okay, good,
worry by.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
We got a little roll going there, Johnny, I mean
Kevin going off? How much did you slide jacket? Don't
change up the lines on me? Tell you well, we
got the nine score. Good, nine there, Kevin.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
So now John.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Tator, all right, six will tie and seven will win.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
All right, ready, scout out whatever you think.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
All right, really, Johnny, Ready, ready, go.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
A multi one of these. It's for health.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
You.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
These are like frozen water on.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
A stick popsicle.
Speaker 12 (25:07):
This is a whole aisle of this. Kids, go to
it first. There's tutsi, rolls and sandy.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
You get a bouquet of these and.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Give it to your flowers.
Speaker 12 (25:18):
You. Oh, this is circular Italian meal with like pepperoni, sausage,
chewing chewing, blank gum.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Gum.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
At the buzzer for the time to go to overtime.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
You said six to wind six alright, seven, okay, Johnny,
I'm sorry, You're right, y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
All planned it in the back room when I wasn't there.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Switch the lines up on me.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
You're getting paranoid an.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
I just don't want to lose.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I'll feel like oh it to Kevin, all right, right, baby,
all right, extra fifteen seconds, extra fifteen seconds, Kevin, this
is gonna go by quick, buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
So let's see what we can do on fifteen seconds.
All right, and oh we're switching themes.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
We're going to.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Spring, all right, okay, Spring is the theme.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
All right, okay, oh great, I'm just starting the clock. Now,
start naming flowers.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't know one. I guess it's yellow, oh tip
to all right, good, all right. Now the opposite of
vanilla is.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
This is this kind of insect it lands on you.
It's good luck. It's orange. It's got little black dots.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yes, all right, good work there, good work. Three on
the board for Kevin. Okay, now, all of a sudden,
I'm feeling good, Tater, and Johnny.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
I cannot keep up with your moods.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
About three.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Well, four snubble over time and four will win it
for you. Take day, Johnny, you ready, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 12 (27:08):
The opposite of spicy, no, no, no, it's if it's
not spicy it's really sugary.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
It's what salty?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
No, it's real sugary.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Candy?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
The opposite of.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Sad is happy.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
You got two?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
That was one short, Devin to nuts will be Johnny can.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Todact I'm not going to live this down.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yeah, the word actually tattered. The opposite of sour is sweet.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Sweet? Was the word sweet? Spicy? Wow?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
I was saying spicy. I thought I was saying Okay,
I'm just gonna stop there.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
Can we call okay, Nicole?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Well, the good deal is Johnny, you can try again
any times.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Have it down the road.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
And Kevin from Knoxville, you've got the victory, you got
the prized by congratulations.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Well, thank you?
Speaker 12 (28:15):
Can I get him a shout out?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Of course?
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Yeah, I'd like to give us out to my wife, Stephanie,
and my daughter's Alyssa and Page.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Well all ride wonderful girls in your life, you kiss
them for us? All right?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Absolutely, all right there, y'all.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Hold on, duh, good morning bike shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
BI request.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Eric t off the John Boy and Better Facebook page,
says Marvin Webster on NASCAR. All it takes Eric, you
got it coming up next? Good morning, and it's a
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big on the radio and something you'd like to hear
about this time only two Friday hit.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Us up on the John Boye Miller Facebook page. I
guarantee very request.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
He just says Marven Webster on nascars were going way
back when we first introduced our bro hold called tars
for it.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
See if he grasped it. Yo, what's up how y'all doing?
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Man?
Speaker 9 (29:33):
I would hear y'all talk about this NASCAR stuff for about?
What has it been like the last sixteen months in
the row? So I finally broke down. I watched my
first NASCAR race on TV over the weekend. Right now,
tell me something I know like big money sponsorship. This
is like a part of all professional sports now. But
does NASCAR sell advertising on everything at the race?
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Or is it just me?
Speaker 5 (29:55):
I mean, it's like.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
Time for an update on that wreck sponsored by Mako
Auto Body Shop.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Let's say we can.
Speaker 9 (30:01):
Get a word with the driver down in the zagnut
Infield Communications Center and then the guy's talking about well,
the Kellogg Popped talk band, the soilet Pontiac running real
goohead all afternoon. We just got a little loose up
there and number four running into some of that Quaker
State motor or one tough motor allers upfare on the
track left me with et cetera and headache number twenty three,
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and like the guy will go, yeah, it looks like
you smacked that sach Creek concrete retaining wall pretty hard.
I know you were counting on making up some ground
in that JC Penny White Sail Punch Championship at the
end of the season two. I mean, you watch these racists,
like watching the three and a half hour commercial break,
you know, and these guys always talking about well, we
were just raising real hard and he come up behind
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me on the outside and took the air off my
spoiler whatever that's supposed to what they all to, Just
like tell it like it is. You know, the guy
comes up, so Billy, Bob, what happened out there?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
The guy ought to go.
Speaker 9 (30:57):
He run all over my fat ass, that's what I.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Can you see him to go to sake it was
on TV.
Speaker 9 (31:03):
Maybe that's found the work here, Like I mentioned, for preparation, eh,
who all added? You know, And I know I hear
this all the time. I know what y'all thinking. Hey, Marvin,
you know it would look different if you actually could
see it in person. How come you don get like
some tickets and actually go to the race. Now, can
you see me going to a NASCAR event? H And
if I'd have been there, you would have seen me.
(31:25):
I would have stuck out like the you know, Calvin
p Thatt a PGA cocktail party. It probably would like
when I walked in there, would have introduced me on
the PA system.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Now in the speedwayn a black guy, because I mean
that's like some white people, and I mean some white
people go to the race, especially down there on that infield.
You know, I actually had somebody invite me to go
and watch the race with him down in the infield.
I don't think so, you know, I mean, like you
got thirty five thousand rednecks down there drinking beer all
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afternoon and going. It's not my idea of a relaxing afternoon.
I don't want to be no pot of no race
related incidents. A NASCAR is like the last great white
sport in amer anyway, you know, it makes the NHL
look like a melting pot. Motorsports in general is pretty
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much like a Caucasian stronghold. The only black driver in
all of motorsport that I know of is this guy
Willy t Ribbs. Have you heard about this guy? That's
his real name, Willy t Ribbs. I think they just
like signed him up because they thought his name was funny.
The white people are not ready for no black NASCAR driver.
This is my opinion. I think y'all are like holding
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out if you can get some guy named Leroy Watermelon
and you know, getting to drive the Afrochem Cadillac. I
don't know how fast that car is, but listen to
that tape that y'all was thinking.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
About it, my ears. Good morning listen Big showing a radio.
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from the mid box.
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Keywords beach Carl is what you give.
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Children's you going back? Bendela fella. I didn't mean a
poka yet away. Wait I say it Big showed partty
Big World. I ain't never saying most of it.
Speaker 12 (33:59):
I ran.
Speaker 14 (34:02):
John Boy toted me to another part of it the
other weekend, or so. He calls it his world. Most
folks calls it the beach, but he calls it his world.
I reckon. Anywhere John Boy goes is his world. He's
what they call larger than life. Why even got him
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a special bunch of folks to tag along with him
at that beach there. He calls it the beach entourage.
He even got him his own billy down there. They
call him beach Billy. He ain't like belly hare at
the big Show. He ain't a little feller. He's big
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and round, not too smart. He likes watching them little
rascals because they make jokes about how much Spanky travision
he watches. Some fellas say one time I'm up to
grow park arm. He watched her in near eighteen hours
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of it. He's a different sort of.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Bird, for sure.
Speaker 14 (35:09):
Not like that Uncle Willy. I like Uncle Willy. I
don't know whose uncle he is, but he got a
good heart. Hey hunts and fishes and does him some
farming and just gives it to folks who's having a
hard time of getting by. Always thinking other folks first.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
I reckon.
Speaker 14 (35:30):
He learned that from John Boy. They say, one time
he went to this little shindig, just make sure there's
enough fiddles to go around.
Speaker 7 (35:40):
He ate them.
Speaker 14 (35:41):
Little Bacon dog treats when he got hungry. I guess
that's how friends do one another. Heard that lawyer and
fella down there got him an apple named after him,
name of Mackintosh. He's my part of Michigan. But I
don't reckon I ever. Hear no one talk like he does.
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Must plumb drive and beats Judge's crazy. That must be
why he wins so much. They just get a belly
full of listening to him and finally throw in the towel.
There they're another lot fella di arn named off Sintiggy.
He's sort of like that tomato fella here. He don't
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grow him. He just got a big old made her head.
He used to be a regular part of the beach
fella's airb but he got hitched up. This little girl
she don't let him horse round no more. Must be
because they got a pair of youngins at home. John
Boyce says, she keeps him home by the short and
(36:45):
curlyes it spaking a shortened curly old cod Melton, the
good fella. I like the way he talks. He cooks
under the bridge. Arn I hear tell he got a
medical problem, some sort of thing you get from living
down there summers. Seems like every once in a while
(37:08):
he gets bothered by something called the beach butthole. I
don't understand it, but maybe it's from all that fried food.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Cat and trips.
Speaker 14 (37:22):
Another one of them skipper Fellers. He runs that there
bridge tender Mariner in John Boys World. He like him, saying,
as you see the old movies, you know, and one
is always singing about yoho ho in that bottle of
rum er seven. His bottle's usually empty the way I
hear it. But he's a good one that told along
(37:44):
to them international warners, because he's the only one in
the bunch you can talk at the Trippanes here m
I reckon the top dog and a bunch that there
cat and kit. He's a regular olds. He looks a
good bit like bluetover from him pop Eye cartoons. SE's older,
(38:08):
a whole lot older. He's so old, folks thinking Yon
Boy Dady. He told him me over at general store
there to do some trading. He give me some COLDI
high Waiian shirt and a skipper's hat lo at one
on Gilligan's Island. I like Yon Boy's World, Little Feller
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Morning.
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Hey Marty, welcome Tiger sitting over there, hear.
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Her, thank you.
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Hello. Two bails before two buzzers. Mark, You're gonna win
this big old bullsnot prize bag. That's the goal, Laura,
all right, right there, let's get right to it. Tay, you're,
according to psychologists, who tends to complain more about the
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opposite sex men or women.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Waited? Did you say, do you even complain too.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Or about about Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
That is, women complain about men.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Women, says a woman. Mark, agree or disagree.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I'm going to disagree, You're gonna disagree.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
We want nothing to do.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Of course they do.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Been around a woman, is that's what he's thinking?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Men complained more about it.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
So women complain about men nearly three times more than
men complain about women to other women. Men tend to
wrap it up by just going now, all right, Well
let's say when we get.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You a bail here?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
All right, buddy, tender old Catholic girl.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
The pope does not have a big birthday to do,
but he does get something special on his birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
He gets a funny hat? Wait, he already has one.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
He gets a prayer service. He gets a prayer serve
in his honor and his honor so mark, So you're
agreeing with that one?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Well you were us all.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
No, it was right.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
He gets a cake baked by the nuns who prepare
his meal.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Man and the lapdown.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Well, murder, I'm calling all right.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Buddy, what Maddy Moon?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
You hang on.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We've got a consolation prize. We'll get to your Maynardville.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
All right.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Can I give a shout out?
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Yes, sir, go ahead, Uh, shout.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Out to all the guys at wire at grouping, and
to my four children.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
They know who they are, They already know their names.
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No man.
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By many hours trip of your news.
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This is the.
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Award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's
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Speaker 3 (04:43):
John Boy, you're mad, Madge, how's it going take a while?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I say you're mad.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
You don't go too and I'm mad. I'm madder. And
Kevin Harbrick Heaven Thanksgiving and Kyle bushes out. I always
believe it or not. I had three or four relatively
good days in a row a couple of weeks ago.
It was right around the time Osa have been Ladden
finally took a bullet in the burkup. I'll tell you
(05:11):
one thing. Seal Team six knows how to take care
of business. They killed him, took a few snapshots, loaded
them on a helicopter, dropped his saw ice in the
middle of the ocean, buried at sea. I guess that
means he's steal surrounded by seals. Olsama's whole story kind
of fell apart there at the end, didn't it. They
(05:33):
kept saying he was a freedom fighter in a cave
way up in the mountains. Turns out as living around
the corner from the Circle Cave in downtown Ladistan spent
five years hold up in a crappy split level with
three wives and twenty eight hilder. How preevle do thatxam,
I'm surprised he didn't need a bullet for the seal
(05:54):
cam ever got there. And that so called holy man
was always mouthing all about how America so corrupt and sinful.
It's from a guy who was sucking back two cases
of Petsy the week, had pot plants growing in his
backyard by run of the Bathroom Saint, and two hundred
porn movies on his computer. So apparently he'd make his
(06:18):
little YouTube videos about how all of us infidels are
sex crazy. Then it took back with a double feature
a Dibbi does Damasca Ghost bat Mountains. So anyway, I
was in a pretty good mood for about three days,
and who came along and messed it up? Now hands
(06:41):
the Natchi Boy Baraculus. It was John Boy's people who
as right juggles. I'm talking about the American Indians and
their little hissy fit about the word Geronimo SEMs. The
lifties in the Native American community got their pan in
a wad because Seal Team six picked Geronimo as their
(07:04):
code name for Ben Lawden, and before a goat boy
even got to the bottom of the ocean, the's goops
were on the news crying about it. When we associate
a historical hero like Geronimo with someone like Osama bin Laden,
it's stereotypes. All our people is savage and uncivilized. The
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president should apologize on National TV. Let me say this
about that my big book while you lift, is that
smoked a doobie on the way to school and slipped
through history class. Geronimo was the American Indian warrior that
avoided being captured for thirty years while he's fighting against
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the United States back in the eighteen hundreds. So it
ain't like they pulled his name out of a hat.
They picked Geronimo because, believe it or not, somebody in
the American government actually knows a little bit about American history.
Now we could get a few of them to crack
open a textbook on basic economics. We lie still have
time to keep the country. Them going down here and
(08:09):
call it. Look, I'm not an idot, I know the
Indian's got a raw deal but do you really think
now's the time for a history lesson? America's trying to
feel good about ourselves for a few minutes. Here y'all
come beating us over the head about stuff it happened
one hundred and fifty years ago. Who are you my wife?
(08:32):
All you wany activists didn't have a problem with the
eighty second Airborne Yill and jer run them o when
they were jumping out of planes to fight the Nazis
in World War Two? How about all them apatche helicopters
and Tomahawk missiles we used to keep the Islamo nuts
from blowing you up while you waiting in line at Starbucks.
(08:52):
Can't you cry? Babies? Let America have just one week
of feeling good about something without y'all running in the
street and taking a dump in the middle of a victory.
John Boy, get your cousins off. Don't worry no, where's
an election coming up next year, you loud mouth lift.
He's got plenty of time to go on TV and
(09:15):
talk about how bad America sucks. My turn, Sit down,
shut up. I mean quite worn in my life, John Boy, Billy,
y'all have a nice day.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
John Boy, and Billy, the mind is always chattering away
with a thousand thoughts at once.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Clarity is the path to enter peace.
Speaker 10 (09:35):
Look, just give me some interpeace or I'm up the
floor with you.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Good morning Radio, dumb right.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Good morning Annis, A big Sean ALREADYO this ave y'all.
Speaker 11 (10:15):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
Pineal Glenn pulsating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode The Fling. As our story opens, a husband
is confronting his wife about her infidelity. Look, don't just
sit there giving me the cold shoulder, Helen. We need
(10:35):
to talk about this.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
There's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Nothing to talk about, nothing to talk about.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
I come home and find you and some guy getting
jiggy in our marital bed, and there's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Look, David, I said, I was sorry. What more do
you want?
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Well?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I need to know how and why all this happened.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
I mean, if we want to save this marriage, we
need to hash things out.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Okay, fine, what do you want to know?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
It's more like it?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Okay, First I guess, and most importantly, who was he?
I didn't get his name?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Oh god, oh my god. So this was some random hookup.
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Kinda yeah, got So where did you meet him?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
At the gym? At the bar where.
Speaker 12 (11:22):
Well, I was home and he came knocking at the
door and it just sort of happened.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
Oh oh, so it was knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
My booty, my booty?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Who don't mind if I do?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
No, he was some bumb looking for food.
Speaker 11 (11:35):
Sweet fancy Moses, Helen, you went to bed with a
bum a bumb.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
I hope you washed the sheets.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I kind of had to.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
What was that?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Nothing?
Speaker 12 (11:47):
So I gave him the dinner I made you last
night that you said you didn't want it right, And
since his clothes were sort of tattered, I gave him
all the clothes I bought you for your birthday that
you didn't like. And then I gave him the brown
shoes that you never wear.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Well, aren't you the little neighborhood good will store?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
So how did you end up in bed?
Speaker 12 (12:06):
Well, he asked me if there was anything else you
didn't use?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Son, And.
Speaker 11 (12:19):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
And I'm not gonna lie. I undid my top two buttons.
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Tune in next time when we'll hear the extremely well
dressed and well fed bums say, hey, big.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio. I'll
tell you I've never seen anything like it in my life.
The SuDS belly up. There's full differyware flying through the air,
un blights and bulls and hands. People eat them with
their fingers, their feet, other people's feet. They doesn't believe it.
What the spreads. You can't imagine.
Speaker 11 (12:53):
Chicken and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
That's what it's like at the John Boy of Bully
Pig Show. It's a buffet from stuff to finish. There
should be a cover charge. I'll tell you. The only
thing Missten Napkins, I guess that's what's your shirt is
for the cleaning bill over my head. You can eat that.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Good morning.
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That's will be Shawn the radio shout out on Greek Buzz.
It was a low sol tivering in South Charlotte, celebrating
nine years and good old food. Dona Loure, Good word boys,
one of them grieves ever since I came to town
and brings here cooking up oh alec wind blue Hey boys,
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A good.
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Word bore following him it sounds like you've been chasing him.
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And then we started off with a sure would like
to learn their language?
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How about this Language Lab?
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Listen one, strawberry pie, stromberry pie. Listen to apple pie,
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kind of pie do you have?
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Answer? Apple pie, Stromberty and punky.
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Thank you, Good morning. Make shows on the radio. Coming up,
we play worthy word for a happy herd. We'll tell
you all about it in just a second. But right
now we have I've got the man Mark pager from
the ACCED network and a big ESPN. As we head
in the Final four weekend, Good morning pack.
Speaker 13 (15:09):
Good morning John Boy and crew. And you're right it
is go time for the Final four for both the
men and the women. The ladies get started down in
Tampa on Friday, and of course, the defending champion South
Carolina back in the Final four for the fifth straight
yere Don Staley does some great work, but let's concentrate
on the men for a second, John boy because four
number one seeds are locked and loaded. And I gave
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you a list of a bunch of stuff before this
tournament started when you filled out your brackets, and I said,
beware of picking all four number one seats because it's
only happened one time, only one time since we expand
the tournament back in nineteen eighty five to sixty four.
And that one time was in two thousand and eight.
That's the only time it happened, and it was in
San Antonio, Texas. And lo and behold, that's where we're
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headed back this week, and all four number one seeds
were going from March madness to chalk madness. So all
four number one seeds are locked and loaded. You got
a pair of SEC teams playing in game one with
Florida and Auburn, and then you got Duke taken on
Houston in the second game. And I'll just point something out.
Since nineteen ninety nine, John BOYD, we've had fifteen times
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since nineteen ninety nine has one conference produced two teams
in the Final four. All right, But the amazing thing
is the conference that produced those multiple teams has only
won it three times? Whoa only three times? So just
because you got that Auburn Florida things over there, if
you can think, oh, it's an SEC thing, they've had
the best league all year long, they're gonna win, well
(16:43):
they might, but the trend it basically is that that's
not necessarily the case. As a matter of fact, the
last time that happened was in two thousand and six,
and ironically it was the Florida Gators in the SEC
that pulled off the trick. So we will see what
happens on that front. And here's the other thing to
keep in mind, we don't see a whole lot of
upsets in the final four. In fact, I looked this
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up because I was just curious. The last eight final fours,
there have only been two upsets on the men's side.
It's only happened two times once. It was in twenty
nineteen Texas Tech knocked off Michigan State and the other
time was in twenty twenty two when North Carolina was
an underdog and they eliminated Duke and coach k So again,
(17:27):
figure out how all this is going to go down.
You got the four best teams still standing, which is
what you love. As I said last week, Cinderella is dead.
Take her back behind the woodshed. She's done, she's toast.
You got the four best teams playing, and again a
lot of folks think maybe Duke with Cooper flag could
be the favorite. I think any of these four teams
are certainly good enough to win. They are really well coached,
(17:48):
great players. It should be an incredible scene in San Antonio.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Man, Then how about that glad we got the word
on the upsets there because these four number ones. Man,
you know, the only second time, like he's talking about,
maybe it's a table is set for no upset as well,
I'm not gonna well, mine is Florida.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I'm ordered. That's when I filled out the brackets, That's
who I had winning it all.
Speaker 13 (18:11):
So well, you know, I told you my pick was
Duke in Florida And normally my brackets are into my
brackets are in the trash by Friday. But Johnny, we've
only had eleven teams that were well reseee Beta higher
seat I mean, so it's we really have not seen
many upsets at all. And if you're wondering, okay, if
the favorites have been winning all these games, who's favored
(18:33):
this weekend. On the men's side, the two favorites are
Duke in Florida to win their games Saturday. So if
the favorites hold Serve on Saturday, then next Monday night
in San Antonio, it'll be Duke and Florida for the
national championship. And again we'll see how all of this
plays out. It's gonna be fantastic on a fun weekend.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
The women's side kicks it off on Friday, and then
the men's on Saturday. Sunday for the women's championship, Monday
night for.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
The men's a.
Speaker 13 (19:00):
You're all over, John boy As usual, we get we
get the past a for Fool's Day and nobody gets
anything past you. And then next week, while America takes
the week off, the Masters gets cranked up down to
the gusta. So it's a great time of year.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Absolutely absolutely, I pack you enjoy, my boy, and we'll
catch up with you next week. All right, John Boyd,
take care, all right, thank you so much. As Mark Packer.
You catch them on ACC Network week days on the
television four p m ay, y'all, let's play wordy word
for the Happy Herd.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
One eight hundred big show.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
You told free Line, We'll get a couple of contestants
team up and play next. All right, Jack, you'll be jacking,
(20:08):
be going trying to get hockn Tests on the lede.
I got it, But now that Chris Cross, I'm going
be best up all all game long.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Just warning you come on while we got it.
Speaker 14 (20:17):
I might have everybody's head at the.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Back, birdywhere don alberdywhere.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Let's meet their contestants? See if I didn't do it?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Is that Kevin from Knoxville, Tennessee. Yes, all right, okay,
we got now see what I'm doing to be on hey,
and it's on top of all right, here we go.
It's Johnny from Kodak, Tennessee. Good morning, Johnny, good morning,
Good morning, hey man Knoxville, Kodak gall real clothes because
(20:46):
Kodak know uh hometown of my Tennessee fat boy, one
of my best friends. Ever, how about that we're good
well so knowing how y'all boys are from Kodak, I'm
gonna make you be on tape.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Joe'll take it.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Then, John, It'll be all right, y'ahn' on Kevin on
the other All right then, and our theme today boys,
is things in a grocery store. Things in a grocery store?
All right, So Kevin, no, Johnny, you relax. This is
where it gets hard.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Kevin. Is that you, buddy? Are you on the line?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
No, see, I don't have it though, there is right there.
All right, Hey, I got an idea.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Never mind. I was going to try to put on
hold and change your back, but I would hang up
over them again. Yeah, all right, all right, so me
and Kevin, are you ready, buddy, yes, sir? All right,
start the clock. Now. This is what you make wine
out of. Yes, okay, you eat.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
These and a picnic a tube steak in a bun,
but chillie. Oh yeah, all right, this is what Jewish
people eat.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
You put cream cheese on a.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
It sounds like.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
A small rabbit dog. Come on, no, no, no, sounds
like a little rabbit dog.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You get it, cream cheese on it.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
You get it?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Because my my I was potted down.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Okay, So what do we want to well too, okay too,
and now all right, let's see what Tater and Johnny
can do.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
You already, Johnny, I'm ready, okay, and go.
Speaker 12 (22:37):
It's like a doughnut, but it's not. It's yes, you
get this. There's Greek forms of this. It has active bacteria. Yes,
you may get this with a salad. You don't drink it,
but you eat it with a spoon.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
No, it's a it's.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
A hot hot thing meal. Yeah, kids love this meal.
It's yellow. It has noodles like elbow macro.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Elbow cheese.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Are you taking that one?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I couldn't say it. I was looking down here trying
to figure out what I'm doing. So what did you get?
Mac and cheese? What does she say, Jackie, you're the
Jones on this sight?
Speaker 5 (23:19):
What does she say? She said?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Make then you won't go take it off? And what goodness?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Jumped?
Speaker 7 (23:26):
All?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Remember last week as you did know that I was wonder.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yellow?
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Sorry, Johnny, all right, that's all right, thank you for
bringing up I hate I hate.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Okay, So it is three to three after round one,
so all right, me and Kevin for a round two?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Ready, Kevin? Yes, all right, start the clock. Now.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Another name for these are flat jacks pancakes. Yes, did
you wrap these around your baby so it don't pee
all over everything?
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Put this under your arms after you shower. Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Wash this on your head. No, no, I'm sorry. What
do you use to wash your head?
Speaker 7 (24:15):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, all right, this is what you shave with a blade.
Take two of these. Call me in the morning. Yeah, okay, good,
worry by.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
We got a little roll going there, Johnny, I mean
Kevin going off? How much did you slide jacket? Don't
change up the lines on me? Tell you well, we
got the nine score. Good, nine there, Kevin.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
So now John.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Tator, all right, six will tie and seven will win.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
All right, ready, scout out whatever you think.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
All right, really, Johnny, Ready, ready, go.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
A multi one of these. It's for health.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
You.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
These are like frozen water on.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
A stick popsicle.
Speaker 12 (25:07):
This is a whole aisle of this. Kids, go to
it first. There's tutsi, rolls and sandy.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
You get a bouquet of these and.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Give it to your flowers.
Speaker 12 (25:18):
You. Oh, this is circular Italian meal with like pepperoni, sausage,
chewing chewing, blank gum.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Gum.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
At the buzzer for the time to go to overtime.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
You said six to wind six alright, seven, okay, Johnny,
I'm sorry, You're right, y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
All planned it in the back room when I wasn't there.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Switch the lines up on me.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
You're getting paranoid an.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
I just don't want to lose.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I'll feel like oh it to Kevin, all right, right, baby,
all right, extra fifteen seconds, extra fifteen seconds, Kevin, this
is gonna go by quick, buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
So let's see what we can do on fifteen seconds.
All right, and oh we're switching themes.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
We're going to.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Spring, all right, okay, Spring is the theme.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
All right, okay, oh great, I'm just starting the clock. Now,
start naming flowers.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't know one. I guess it's yellow, oh tip
to all right, good, all right. Now the opposite of
vanilla is.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
This is this kind of insect it lands on you.
It's good luck. It's orange. It's got little black dots.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yes, all right, good work there, good work. Three on
the board for Kevin. Okay, now, all of a sudden,
I'm feeling good, Tater, and Johnny.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
I cannot keep up with your moods.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
About three.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Well, four snubble over time and four will win it
for you. Take day, Johnny, you ready, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 12 (27:08):
The opposite of spicy, no, no, no, it's if it's
not spicy it's really sugary.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
It's what salty?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
No, it's real sugary.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Candy?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
The opposite of.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Sad is happy.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
You got two?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
That was one short, Devin to nuts will be Johnny can.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Todact I'm not going to live this down.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yeah, the word actually tattered. The opposite of sour is sweet.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Sweet? Was the word sweet? Spicy? Wow?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
I was saying spicy. I thought I was saying Okay,
I'm just gonna stop there.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
Can we call okay, Nicole?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Well, the good deal is Johnny, you can try again
any times.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Have it down the road.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
And Kevin from Knoxville, you've got the victory, you got
the prized by congratulations.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Well, thank you?
Speaker 12 (28:15):
Can I get him a shout out?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Of course?
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Yeah, I'd like to give us out to my wife, Stephanie,
and my daughter's Alyssa and Page.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Well all ride wonderful girls in your life, you kiss
them for us? All right?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Absolutely, all right there, y'all.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Hold on, duh, good morning bike shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
BI request.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Eric t off the John Boy and Better Facebook page,
says Marvin Webster on NASCAR. All it takes Eric, you
got it coming up next? Good morning, and it's a
(29:10):
big on the radio and something you'd like to hear
about this time only two Friday hit.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Us up on the John Boye Miller Facebook page. I
guarantee very request.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
He just says Marven Webster on nascars were going way
back when we first introduced our bro hold called tars
for it.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
See if he grasped it. Yo, what's up how y'all doing?
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Man?
Speaker 9 (29:33):
I would hear y'all talk about this NASCAR stuff for about?
What has it been like the last sixteen months in
the row? So I finally broke down. I watched my
first NASCAR race on TV over the weekend. Right now,
tell me something I know like big money sponsorship. This
is like a part of all professional sports now. But
does NASCAR sell advertising on everything at the race?
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Or is it just me?
Speaker 5 (29:55):
I mean, it's like.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
Time for an update on that wreck sponsored by Mako
Auto Body Shop.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Let's say we can.
Speaker 9 (30:01):
Get a word with the driver down in the zagnut
Infield Communications Center and then the guy's talking about well,
the Kellogg Popped talk band, the soilet Pontiac running real
goohead all afternoon. We just got a little loose up
there and number four running into some of that Quaker
State motor or one tough motor allers upfare on the
track left me with et cetera and headache number twenty three,
(30:23):
and like the guy will go, yeah, it looks like
you smacked that sach Creek concrete retaining wall pretty hard.
I know you were counting on making up some ground
in that JC Penny White Sail Punch Championship at the
end of the season two. I mean, you watch these racists,
like watching the three and a half hour commercial break,
you know, and these guys always talking about well, we
were just raising real hard and he come up behind
(30:46):
me on the outside and took the air off my
spoiler whatever that's supposed to what they all to, Just
like tell it like it is. You know, the guy
comes up, so Billy, Bob, what happened out there?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
The guy ought to go.
Speaker 9 (30:57):
He run all over my fat ass, that's what I.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Can you see him to go to sake it was
on TV.
Speaker 9 (31:03):
Maybe that's found the work here, Like I mentioned, for preparation, eh,
who all added? You know, And I know I hear
this all the time. I know what y'all thinking. Hey, Marvin,
you know it would look different if you actually could
see it in person. How come you don get like
some tickets and actually go to the race. Now, can
you see me going to a NASCAR event? H And
if I'd have been there, you would have seen me.
(31:25):
I would have stuck out like the you know, Calvin
p Thatt a PGA cocktail party. It probably would like
when I walked in there, would have introduced me on
the PA system.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Now in the speedwayn a black guy, because I mean
that's like some white people, and I mean some white
people go to the race, especially down there on that infield.
You know, I actually had somebody invite me to go
and watch the race with him down in the infield.
I don't think so, you know, I mean, like you
got thirty five thousand rednecks down there drinking beer all
(31:57):
afternoon and going. It's not my idea of a relaxing afternoon.
I don't want to be no pot of no race
related incidents. A NASCAR is like the last great white
sport in amer anyway, you know, it makes the NHL
look like a melting pot. Motorsports in general is pretty
(32:19):
much like a Caucasian stronghold. The only black driver in
all of motorsport that I know of is this guy
Willy t Ribbs. Have you heard about this guy? That's
his real name, Willy t Ribbs. I think they just
like signed him up because they thought his name was funny.
The white people are not ready for no black NASCAR driver.
This is my opinion. I think y'all are like holding
(32:40):
out if you can get some guy named Leroy Watermelon
and you know, getting to drive the Afrochem Cadillac. I
don't know how fast that car is, but listen to
that tape that y'all was thinking.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
About it, my ears. Good morning listen Big showing a radio.
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from the mid box.
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Keywords beach Carl is what you give.
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And now it's story time with your host Carl.
Speaker 14 (33:41):
Children's you going back? Bendela fella. I didn't mean a
poka yet away. Wait I say it Big showed partty
Big World. I ain't never saying most of it.
Speaker 12 (33:59):
I ran.
Speaker 14 (34:02):
John Boy toted me to another part of it the
other weekend, or so. He calls it his world. Most
folks calls it the beach, but he calls it his world.
I reckon. Anywhere John Boy goes is his world. He's
what they call larger than life. Why even got him
(34:22):
a special bunch of folks to tag along with him
at that beach there. He calls it the beach entourage.
He even got him his own billy down there. They
call him beach Billy. He ain't like belly hare at
the big Show. He ain't a little feller. He's big
(34:42):
and round, not too smart. He likes watching them little
rascals because they make jokes about how much Spanky travision
he watches. Some fellas say one time I'm up to
grow park arm. He watched her in near eighteen hours
(35:03):
of it. He's a different sort of.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Bird, for sure.
Speaker 14 (35:09):
Not like that Uncle Willy. I like Uncle Willy. I
don't know whose uncle he is, but he got a
good heart. Hey hunts and fishes and does him some
farming and just gives it to folks who's having a
hard time of getting by. Always thinking other folks first.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
I reckon.
Speaker 14 (35:30):
He learned that from John Boy. They say, one time
he went to this little shindig, just make sure there's
enough fiddles to go around.
Speaker 7 (35:40):
He ate them.
Speaker 14 (35:41):
Little Bacon dog treats when he got hungry. I guess
that's how friends do one another. Heard that lawyer and
fella down there got him an apple named after him,
name of Mackintosh. He's my part of Michigan. But I
don't reckon I ever. Hear no one talk like he does.
(36:03):
Must plumb drive and beats Judge's crazy. That must be
why he wins so much. They just get a belly
full of listening to him and finally throw in the towel.
There they're another lot fella di arn named off Sintiggy.
He's sort of like that tomato fella here. He don't
(36:24):
grow him. He just got a big old made her head.
He used to be a regular part of the beach
fella's airb but he got hitched up. This little girl
she don't let him horse round no more. Must be
because they got a pair of youngins at home. John
Boyce says, she keeps him home by the short and
(36:45):
curlyes it spaking a shortened curly old cod Melton, the
good fella. I like the way he talks. He cooks
under the bridge. Arn I hear tell he got a
medical problem, some sort of thing you get from living
down there summers. Seems like every once in a while
(37:08):
he gets bothered by something called the beach butthole. I
don't understand it, but maybe it's from all that fried food.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Cat and trips.
Speaker 14 (37:22):
Another one of them skipper Fellers. He runs that there
bridge tender Mariner in John Boys World. He like him, saying,
as you see the old movies, you know, and one
is always singing about yoho ho in that bottle of
rum er seven. His bottle's usually empty the way I
hear it. But he's a good one that told along
(37:44):
to them international warners, because he's the only one in
the bunch you can talk at the Trippanes here m
I reckon the top dog and a bunch that there
cat and kit. He's a regular olds. He looks a
good bit like bluetover from him pop Eye cartoons. SE's older,
(38:08):
a whole lot older. He's so old, folks thinking Yon
Boy Dady. He told him me over at general store
there to do some trading. He give me some COLDI
high Waiian shirt and a skipper's hat lo at one
on Gilligan's Island. I like Yon Boy's World, Little Feller
(38:33):
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