April 2, 2025 • 47 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Mad Max has had it with TV weather people… - Astronerd slips in through the emergency exit and delivers some leftover St. Patrick's Day jokes.. - B Ibach checks in with with another chance to grab a unique piece of sports memorabilia.. - Tank Hogarth will pontificate on the state of Hollywood movies… - We’ll check in with NASCAR legend Ray Evernham, about his effort to resurrect IROC Racing.. - Carl Childers tells the story of Little Red Riding Hood.. - and the Grumpy Old Man tells us why he hates social media…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
By Listenna.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Letters. Letters.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
You get your letters? Why don't wait on out?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
You got it letters?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I love those letters?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
All right, Jackie, what you got baby? All right?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Here's an official letter to the Entourage review Board from
Ron Thigpen aka Officer Ron Thigybear made her head and stupid.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I've got trouble with him before.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
There's good news and bad news subject official resignation.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
He's leaving Johnny oh Man.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Okay, here we go. As most of you know, in
my callow youth, I let personal circumstances interfere with my
official mission, the constant well being and personal happiness of
John Boy, and was relieved of my position. You guys
remember that he got pron out. It didn't take long
for me to realize the era of my ways. After
a series of official apologies and a lengthy appeals process,
(01:14):
I was reinstated to the Coastal Division of the Entourage,
reduced in rank from maderhead to stupid. Not long after that,
I'm at a wonderful and beautiful girl. Our relationship has
grown to the point that we have become engaged and
planned to marry in September. Remembering that this again places
me in direct violation of Chapter three, sub section four
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and five of the official Handbook. I am left with
no choice but to reluctantly tender my official resignation. Most
of my personal career achievements are directly related to my
time in mister Boy's service. For example, becoming the Police
Department's first motorcycle officer. Some might say it was due
to my hard work, dedication, and expertise. Actually it's because
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of the time John Boy let me borrow his own
personal motorcycle. The hours I spent washing, waxing, scraping bugs
from the windshield, and storing the motorcycle in my personal
garage gave me the crucial knowledge I needed to be
able to keep a complex machine in perfect condition. Well,
all the Police Department had to do was teach me
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how to actually ride one, since that was the only
part of taking care of mister Boy's motorcycle I was
not allowed to do. I later had the opportunity to
become a firearms instructor. You might think it was because
of the knowledge and skills I possessed. You would be wrong.
The real secret was all those times mister Boy went
on hunting adventures with his friends and let me borrow
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his guns. Upon his return, the endless hours of disassembling, cleaning,
and occasionally repairing these weapons changed my life. Even though
he never allowed me to actually fire any of these guns,
mister boy gave me something much more valuable, a crash
course in how to maintain them. All the police department,
once again had to do, was to teach me how
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to actually shoot it, because, of course he wasn't allowed
to shoot mister boys. This is a job that involves
arranging transportation, making reservations, dealing with airport schedules, tracking luggage,
car maintenance, boat maintenance, pet care, household clean up, and
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occasional excess body duties which are subject to complete change
at less than a moment's notice.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
You'll think.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
The stress level could well exceed that of any top
position with a fortune five hundred company. This is no
doubt why many past members of the entourage, the ones
who didn't end up as babbling basket cases, have become
successful business owners in their own right. Many of them
have even entourages of their own and the Lion King
I believe they call that the circle of life.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Oh, this is good.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
In closing, I would like to commend mister boy for
his vast insight and wisdom and dealing with the opposite sex.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Hmmm.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I will always treasure a piece of sage wisdom, he
once offered. Though the music was loud and his breath
was heavy with nacho cheese and grilling sauce, I can
still quote it from memories. May I use his voice, shaw, Thiggy.
I've seen you through an awful lot of relationships, and
you're an idiot when it comes to long term deal
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I don't know how anybody like you got her, So
don't screw it up. And remember this. When you're about
to say something, do or say the opposite, because whatever
you've been doing up to now, it ain't working. I
have lived by those words for the past two years,
and I'm happy to say he was absolutely right. In
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just a few weeks I will be getting married and
mister boy would be serving as my best man. How
sweet of you to let him go like that. Thank
you for the opportunity to be a part of such
challenging and life changing institution. I hope that those who
come after me will find it as rewarding as I
did to them. I say, tell mister boyd I found
his Robert Old King can hugger, and that the red
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ice chest has a broken hinge and we'll probably need repairing.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Yours truly, Officer Ryan Thigpen, I would like to say,
with mixed emotions, congratulations that Thiggy, because looks like he
is running out of time to screw this one up.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And Peyton is Beyonce is a baby doll as he
is way over mounted, so it looks hey, hey, hey,
hey hey.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
You can't talk out a way about his fils.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And now he's out of the authoorage.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
I honestly say I know how he's felt all this
time because through this relationship, with the time and money
that I have put into the upkeep and maintenance of
his fiance, he never let me use it or rite.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I love you, baby, We'll see you the Wedding.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Three two one, Dropping like Flies. Well, let's play Beating
the Blonde for the LS Tractor Prize Pack one eight hundred.
Big show you told free Line, We'll get a contestant
play next Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio.
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Humma do your Home Day with a second twenty twenty
five feature track, fing the Make Show, bid Box and
Grummy Old man's hate social media. You weren't social media?
Hit the box at the bigshow dot com and shigga. Now,
now let's way beat the bomb to meet our contestant.
(07:19):
We got Andrew out of Amori, Mississippi. Good morning, Andrew,
Good morning brother.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
How you doing it?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Man? We are awesome. Welcome in here? All right there? Shit, well,
you know what we're gonna do. We'll last the There's
some questions. You agree or disagree? Get two bells for
two buzzers and you win. Okay, all right, I agree, disagree.
Let's point toward Tater. See what you got this morning?
(07:50):
Why is he at what famous place in America? Will
you find couples strolling arm in arm along flirtation walk
and smooching at a place called kissing Rock?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
That would be fulsome prison, my friend.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Some prison flirtation walk. No, that's her humor.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I joke. Yellowstone Park, I believe, yes, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
On their map, the says Yellowstone Park. Do you agree
or disagree? I disagree? And that was I don't have
a bail to agree with. For some reason I don't know.
I guess that blonde was in charge of them. She didn't. Okay, Well,
(08:47):
thank you randing Is that wasn't ding Ding Andrew? Because
it is west Point Military Academy, Flirtation walk Kissing Rock?
Is it west Point? How about that? All right? Then
what Andrew? There is a BAILI let's get one more.
While Taylor's still searching for it.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I found. I just don't know where you want it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I don't worry about it about here. There you go.
So Tayler in the late fifties, during the hey days
of the hula hoop yo yos and Davy Crockett hats
who was in a white house? I'll go with the
yoyo that they're I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
That would be Dixon, Dixon Nixon Nixon was there?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, I thought you were combining Dick Nixon together. Oh
but yeah, all right, Andrew Taylor says Nixon was in
there in the late fifties during those hey days. What
do you say? I'm gonna agree, Okay, and no, it
was on It was Dwight Eisenhower, White Eisenhower. I can
(10:13):
tell something what you could think of? Yeah, whatever, alright,
I was, I was still alive. I'm gonna win and
to lose it on this final question, it is a
true or false. All right, favorite. According to a university study,
a newborn's body is about seventy five percent water.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
And the other is twenty five percent is even worse.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
You know you're mocking yourself. That was our ground joke.
I can tell you she was holding this doing the cigar.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
It is.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
It is true.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Seventy five percent water. You say that is a newborn's
body and it is true. Andrew, agree or disagree. I'm
going to agree, brother, And that was yeah, go ahead,
use that.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yes, it is true. You know, we are made of
water and other things, some of it nice puppy dog's
tails and all that stuff. Andrew, good work, buddy, you
got the prize back head down to Amory, Mississippi for you.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Alright on?
Speaker 11 (11:34):
Yeah, why when the hour on top of your news
Right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Old buddy Ray Evernham raised the old raising around find
that was going on. Good morning, it's a big show
(12:36):
on the radio, has promised the legend, I'd venture to say,
probably the best crew chief ever, Ray Everingham. Before Ray
takes his accoladess got more light here, let me tell
you what Ray's been up to lately. He's been working
trying to bring back Iraq Remember I R O C
(12:56):
I Rack Racing, Will Race Ultimate Dream, a new generation
of international race of champions cars and drivers on track
racing wheel the wheel at top speeds. Now, the idea
remains mostly a goal for the time being, but Evernham
and motorsports entrepreneur Rob Kaufman, who now owns the Iraq Brown,
are steadily moving toward making it a reality and we're
(13:18):
behind that. While Evernham and Kaufman worked towards scheduling real
ration with Iraq type cars, they have concentrated on placing
former Iraq vehicles and car shows and on track at
vintage racing events, including the twenty twenty five schedule, the
popular Rolex Monterey Motorsports Reunion August thirteenth through the sixteenth
in Selena's, California, and on the line the Ray Evernham
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Good morning, Ray.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Oh hey man, how are you Gosh? It's good to
hear you guys voice. I didn't know that you were out.
I thought that you were still I thought that you
were still in. So did you get paroled? I had
to get one zinger And there's thirty years ago. Thirty
years ago, I got the pleasure of meeting you guys. Man,
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it's good to hear your voice.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Man, that's awesome. I remember when me and Billy was
over there at Hendrick Motorsports and oh, miss day Age,
what a good gun. You gave us a job sweeping
the floors for a day. I remember you were.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Good at it. You were good, You're good at it.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
All right, Ray, well we got you own, buddy. Let's
bring our listeners up to date on what's going on
with the man. What is the Heritage Invitational that will
take place this week April fourth and fifth, in the
ten Tenths Motor Club. All right, Heritage Invitational.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Yeah, and that's that is really the brainchild and the
dream of Rick Hendrick and Marcus Smith, you know, to
the powerhouses in motorsports have gotten together. You know, both
guys just love cars. They're just car lovers. So they
built a new racetrack right across the street from Charlotte
Motor Speedway. It's called ten Tenths Motor Club. And we're
bringing in a concourse style event to where cars from classics,
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some of the most incredible Porsche race cars. And then
you know, on the other side of the field, Us
and Bergs and rolls, Royces and things like that. So
kick it off on Friday. Well, actually tomorrow, we're gonna
have a little practice tomorrow for the historic trans am cars.
The trans am cars, the original cars you know, big
block or small block Tomorrows and Mustangs and stuff from
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the nineteen sixties gonna be on track running around there.
And then Friday we're gonna have some historic trans am racing.
We're going to have a pro am for charity with
my buddy Jeff Gordon's in it and Boris sed Patrick
Long one of the most famous Porsche races, Scott Prude,
guys like that coming from California, Daniel Suarez. So it's
gonna be a lot of fun all weekend with some
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of the most incredible cars on display and going around
track that we've seen in this area in a long time.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
That's it. So you know where Shota Motor Speedway is,
just outside of turns one and two of the fame
Shottam Motor Speedway, And of course a fare is happening
this week as well. Kicks off Thursday Tomorrow, April third,
all the way through Saturday. And then you got that
going old Razor man. That's something Ray. I was just
just for the much of it, buddy. I'm gonna let
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you get back to that. But how many championships did
you wind up with Jeff?
Speaker 8 (16:18):
Well? One three with Jeff, he won one without me,
and I was telling he got lucky on that one.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I was geling boys. So yeah, so good man, So
Jeff's gonna be doing it so uh So Friday, the
historic trans Am race from noon to three thirty and
the Celebrity pro Am Race. How was that gonna work?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Raising?
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Well, the Spurf charity people are buying seats right you
for ten thousand bucks. You can partner with Olive Gone
Charity partner driving a new Porsche Electric mccam and they're
hauling butt around there. They're they're gonna put some cones
up and uh and do kind of an autocross deal.
So it's gonna have a bit of skill, not just
holding your foot to the floor. You know, you hit
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a cone when you get penalized. But all for charity
and lots of fun and it's an excuse to have
another cool party at the new clubhouse Friday night.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Perfect All right, y'all. You can go to purchase your
tickets at Heritage Invitational dot Com. There it is Heritage
Invitational dot com. Gorse keging off the Auto Fair tomorrow
Thursday through Saturday, presented by Camping World. And then Ray,
we're behind you on the Eye Rock too, buddy. Let
us know how we can help on that love for
(17:29):
you and calling to bring that back. Man.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
We're trying hard, and you know what, you got to
make me promise that if we can get that done
at the first race, you guys will become you can
come be the Grand marshals and give the gentleman or
a driver start your engines. How's that?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You got it? Ray? Well, you got it buddy. All right,
buddy you mean Campbell. Have a great weekend and we'll
be waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
You guys do great to hear from you again. Man,
you take care.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
All right, buddy. There's Ray Evernham one of the Legend
Scenario sport and once again the Heritage Invitational that is
on April fourth, fifth. Don't put it up to August. Okay,
this weekend? God there, y'all? Well, aw right, what we got? Yeah,
less than twenty minutes. It is the top ten less
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by the man Bill Silvers hang on Good Morning. Big
(18:46):
Shall's on the radio coming up about twenty minutes from
the desk of Tendertainment News, what to watch right now?
Take it Bill, Hello, fellow Americans.
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Bill Silver's here ready, Willie and able to pester, vex, harass, mock, ridicule.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
This is a long list, but you get the idea.
Speaker 12 (19:03):
It's all about sticking it to the current liberal clown
show in Washington, and the night of Trump's addressed to Congress,
the big top was full, from that old bag with
a blue hair that looks like she's got Hansel and
Gretel locked up in the gingerbread house.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
To the Geico caveman who got dragged out of the.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Room for being a complete and utter tool.
Speaker 12 (19:22):
And if that wasn't bad enough, all of them showed
their complete disdain and disrespect for a thirteen year old
African American boy who beat cancer.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Let's say it altogether racist.
Speaker 12 (19:33):
Yes, the Democrats, they had every opportunity to start turning
things around. They dumped Grandpa Munster and winebox Betty and
got soundly beaten. Anyone else would have examined why they
lost and why smart people were abandoning the party button.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
No, they keep doing what they.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Got spanked so badly last November four.
Speaker 12 (19:51):
Now, I'm not the one to try to help the
dumb dums in opposition, but this is all about messaging.
You need your own version of maga, something catchy that
tells the world exactly who you are. I'll say it
in advance. You're welcome. So from Jasmine Crockett's secret library,
where she keeps her Ebonics for Dummies and complete DVD
set of Good Times for reference, comes today's top ten list,
(20:14):
the top ten new slogans for the Democrat Party. Number ten,
My transgender son can beat your daughter. Number nine. We
are CNN. Number eight, Join the moral low Ground. Number seven,
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war Huh, what is it good for? Money laundering?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Say it again? Number six, The Home of the Whopper.
Speaker 12 (20:47):
Number five, The DNC where intelligence is a spectator sport.
Number four. We don't know what a woman is? Three
We're the mean kids from Willie Wonka. Number two give
us another chance. The dumbass is gone, and the number
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one new slogan for the Democrat Party is DNCDA.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
You're welcome. Good morning, a big shows on the radio.
Speaker 13 (21:30):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Huh they won Good morning, it's a make Shaw on
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the radio. Well, yesterday we're talking about Loso Taverns, South Charlotte,
Greek Boy's and my favorite restaurant, Greek Language Lab, and
I'll do one for Luigi the Boy outside of Plymouth
down eastern North Carolina when Mama's Pizza. I learned to
speak the language.
Speaker 14 (22:43):
And now Language Lab, the show that teaches you a
foreign language in less than sixty seconds. Today Italian less
than one. Excuse me, you're standing on my foot?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Hey, lessen to?
Speaker 14 (23:00):
Isn't that a beautiful woman?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Less than three?
Speaker 14 (23:07):
Hey, mister, that's my sister you're kissing.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Hey.
Speaker 14 (23:12):
Language Lap is a public service programming. You may not
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Speaker 1 (23:15):
Thank you, Good morning. Got the Big Show on the
radio coming up. We'd play worthy word Winder gets one
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playbo it in minutes. We're right now. From the desk
of Tainertainment News, our girl Marcia and Taylor Moran wonder
what all right for.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Those who weren't watching basketball? They were at the movies.
Jason Statum's thriller A working Man came in first place
the box office debut there, Knock snow White down to
second place.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Hey he could do it?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yep, yep, pretty easy.
Speaker 12 (24:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
The Chosen Last Supper came in third place. The Woman
in the Yard Yeah fourth place, debuted there, and Death
of a Unicorn rounds out the top five.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Happy ending this Friday.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
One movie coming out a minecraft movie.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yes, Square Hands with Jack Black. There you go.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
It's a fantasy adventure comedy film. As a beefcake Jason Momoa,
Jack Black and Jennifer Coolidge.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Jennifer Kerlche I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Know, you know Jennifer COOLi you know you know she
She's in all the movies now.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Anyway, It's about a mysterious portal that pulls four misfits
into the overworld. A bizarre cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination,
and to get back home, they'll have to master the
terrain while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected
crafter named Steve. Oh.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
I think Jack Black Black Place.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
So we'll look for the party one of that one
that we didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I wanted to tell you though, this is you know
that it's a video game. Minecraft is It's called a
sandbox game, right, Randy, And it provides players a degree
of creativity to interact, so there's really not a predetermined
goal of the game. It's kind of like your kids
probably played SIMS or SimCity.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Grand Theft Auto three.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
That was kind of more the time when that came out,
when y'all's kids were small. Now it's Minecraft, Roadblocks and Fortnite.
So those are all the same kind of movies.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
All right. I hope they don't cuss as much as
they did in Grand Theft Auto No quite as much
till Maddy, No, those are not your public works.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
They said that this movie is designed to appeal to
fans of the game and kid friendly, so it's PG
rated adventure films, so it's pgsh Streaming on Hulu is
the Bob Dylan by biopic, which is right now currently
twenty fourth the rankings, and it's been in theaters for
thirteen weeks, so they're hoping to get some money here
(26:05):
on the back end through and Netflix premiere is the
second season of the dramedy Survival of the Thickest, so
that's coming out for y'all who like to watch that.
Test Kitchen the Next Generation is coming to Amazon. It's
the second season for that. And The Bondsman is having
a season premiere on Amazon and it has Kevin Bacon
in it, and they've he plays a resurrected bounty hunter
(26:29):
and he gets an unexpected second chance at life love
and has nearly forgotten musical career. So Kevin actually gets
he has a bad.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Sing all right, I'll do yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
And the one that we've been streaming at the house
lately is the Uh, the old BBC show, UH, The
Goes Wrong Show if you like that kind of British
slapstick kind of thing. It's based on the move based
on the play of the same name, The Play That
Goes Wrong, and it's about a British call Many Amateur
(27:00):
Dramatic Society performs a series of half hour plays and
you've gotta watch it.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
You gotta watch it. Unexpected probably no Benny Hill ain't.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Not as many baby dolls, but very similar kind of humor.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well, thank you very much, dam kids. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play worthy word. Here we go
one eight hundred, Big Show. We'll get a couple of
contestants and play next. Good morning, it's a big show
(27:57):
on the radio. We go whatever feature track on the
Big Show, big box, Yeah, hang on, then the show here,
how to grumpy old man? Hey, social media can't do it?
Get it? Social media keywords at the Big Show dot com.
If they got on their contest money you can't get through,
we'll call you sort one out. And they gotta happened.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Too, And everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
The very word and a worthy word. We have a
couple of boys play Monday, and after two overtime, still
ended in a tie. It was Carlton from Rural Hill,
North Carolina joins us again. Good morning, Carlton and TJ
from Greenwood, South Carolina. Good morning, TJ.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Hey, y'all.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Moore, good morning. All right, boys, Well, y'all were evenly
matched on our Monday Morning Worthy words it's tough, so
let's try it again, see if we can get a winner. Now, y'all,
y'all weren't friends. This was just random playing, wasn't it.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
Yes, sir, that's great.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Good all right, Look at y'all. I want you all
to get together and share a hot dog later. No worry,
we'll work out up.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So, so what was it? Me and Carlton, Tater and
TJ did just same one, same thing. All right, well
let's do it me and Carlton for the first thirty seconds.
All right, ready, Carlton, yes, sir, all right, start the
clock now on the radio, you listen to the big Yes,
uh huh, all right, now this is what you get
(29:28):
like for thirty days. If it breaks, you can buy
this and it'll continue, you know. Yes, uh huh. Put
one of these on your envelope to mail a letter.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Sam. Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Okay. They will blank you until dead with a noose.
They will blank you. Thank you. Yeah, uh huh uh.
The this is real bizarre. What's a word for hey?
That's uh, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yes, now.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I just gave up. I couldn't do anything. Ag education,
that's right, he knows your bar five on the board.
But Carlton's round one. So Tater and TJ. TJ.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
You ready, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Let's play and go all right.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
This is a fungus. You can put it on your pizza.
They have like a top yep you this is a bengal.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Blank.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
It's a cat, a big cat bangle. You don't eat
half of it. You eat there. The queen's husband is
the This is the middle of an apple. It's the
blank core you. Uh, you're sad and it's a time
where you grieve. It's called what you are in the.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
Morning, morning morning.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, TJ. Take put a six on the board to
take the lead by one. Six to five. Boys. Here,
we're going around to you, all right, Carlton you ready, yes, sir,
all right, starting to clock. Now you do this with
your eyes. I can blank for miles blink no, no, yes.
(31:10):
Twelve to ten was the final. Uh huh. You buy
from the retailer. You are the so you are the one. No,
keep going consumer. Blank is always right, The blank is over. Yes,
good name for a dog. Got one an ink? Blank?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
An ink?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, yeah, I heard myself shut a five and nine
score dog going at Calton. I don't think I performed
as well. Let's see if Tater and TJ can get
a three to tie it up or afore to win
it ready, TJ, Yes, sir, can't up.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Headache, hard to breathe, sneezing. You're all blanks of COVID ingested. No,
they're all the blanks. They're all the blanks.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Uh, this is where you go and you see football
played in the blank stadium.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
If it's found it had to have been what yes,
do this to a popsicle with your tongue.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
Or you.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
For the.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
TJ and Tate got just enough with Carlton. We couldn't
make it happen this time, buddy, but you are eligible
to try again. We'll make that happen down the road.
All right, thank you, sir, all right, buddy, Yeah, good man,
good stuff. Well j hang on, buddy, your prize back,
head down the greenwood for you.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Hey, get a shout out, go ahead, hey, Brian Crouch
and John Herrick to the good buddies of mine.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
That had a boy, have him played wordy word, then we'll
have a we'll get My mind is a washed with
ideas everywhere. That's not good. Hey, oh buddy, good morning,
Big Sells on the Radio, Requests bedtime kundyground for John Boy,
Brandon Motron, Brandon mo turn Maybe that's you Brandon.
Speaker 8 (33:21):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Brandon hisays, could you play story Dimon call, particularly the
story of a little red riding Hood. Well, yeah, we're
that big bad wolf coming up next morning, Big Shows
(33:56):
on the radio, the whole game. Joe what bler, Hey Joe, Joe.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
For those who looked at Facebook, that's where Joe is
on the Facebook.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh man, I look says, we got that up bad old.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Did you see your culinary skills there?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I burned the pizza.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
For his birthday. Yeah, y'all check that out. Joe delivers
pieces for Dominoes. These Uh had my birthday dinner, but
well it was a frozen piece out of a cooler
but convenience.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
So that's a surprise, wasn't.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
He looked kind of happy sharing his birthday with him
though we Oh, you're gonna learn his looks seeing Joe
at the Big Show dot com. No, it's y'amobilly Facebook. Yes,
before we got Brandon's requests, All right, we getting to
your Brandon.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
Here we go, and now it's story time with your host.
Carl Old Childers.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Married this little old girl one time.
Speaker 10 (35:08):
Her granny's plumb crazy about her, crazy locky in love,
not crazy lock in the nervous hospital. I reckon she
felt the same way about her. Well Sir, that granny
spoiled her a good bit, even carried her over to
that big shopping mall are next to the dollar store
where she goes to get her candy in a pop,
(35:32):
and granny bought her an old red cape. Kindy likes Superman.
Some folks calls him clark Kin. I calls him Superman.
She worried all the time make her granny happy word
so much folks started calling her a little red riding hooding.
(35:53):
I reckon that's where they got the name of that story.
And well, Sir, Hudge, granny got the feeling a bit poorly.
She was old and give out read right, Hud figured
her granny theirt feeling a good bit better if and
she had some biscuits and mustard and a little of
that corn liquor her mama fixed up in the bath
(36:15):
of bear. Some folk calls it moonshine. I call it
corn liquor. So she fixed her up a poke with
that book and or with adding along in a book
on carpentry and a book on Christmas and the Bible.
Red Riding HUDs Mama told her stay on that path,
(36:36):
not fool around the wander off into the wood summers.
Little red riding Hud said, all right then, well sir,
she no sooner got out there in the woods that
she come up on this ere wolf. And the wolf
was kind of cruel. Weren't riding ahead neither, standing over
(36:59):
by the tree and drooling and rubbing fee seas in
his hair. Some folks calls it poop. I called a
fee season.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Way.
Speaker 10 (37:10):
He see that little red riding Hudd coming along, and
he just lit up. Seems like he could have used
him something or other to eat. He tried to make
friends a little red riding hood. He wouldn't have nothing
to do with him. Probably all that fee seasons hair
and what not. Well, sir, he's a fixing of pounds
(37:31):
on red riding Hud for and she wandered off summers.
He's going to bite her head clean off.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
She let slip.
Speaker 10 (37:39):
She's going to her grand his house and take her
some supplies and whatnot. Well, sir, that wolf figured if
he played his cards right, he could live hoh in
the hog and eat them both. So why a little
red riding Hud was out and there woods and fooling
around like her mama told her not to that wolf.
I tailed it over the grand house. That old wolf
(38:00):
knocked on the door men and Grannie opened and he
swallowed her down. Doesn't even take time putting no mustard
on her. And that wolf he dressed up in some
of her old night clothes arms looked quite funny, I reckon,
not funny, ha ha funny quere before long Red Riding
(38:27):
Hood come along. She got a gander at that old
wolf in Granny's pajamas, and she knowed something is up.
She asked her granny, what's going on with them big
old ears and then big old eyes and whatnot? That
wolf said it is for a hearing and seeing her
a good bit better. Just Red Riding Hood weren't bothered
(38:47):
all that much by that hair and that tail and such.
And she asked about that big old mouth. Well, that
seam of sending that wolf right over the edge, I
figured he knowed the jig is up. He grabbed up
a little red riding Hood and just a licking his chops.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Well, sir.
Speaker 10 (39:05):
She finally put two and two together and pretty much
figured out what happened. She said, what did you kill
Granny Firn? What'd you kill Granny Firn? Wolf was about
to swallow her down, when all of a sudden, these
three little pigs come a busting in. They's taking their
(39:28):
lawnmore blade over to mister Bill Cox's outfit to get
it sharpened. And I heard all the racket. They got
a good look at that wolf. Them little porkers just
saw red. Seems like they're still hot at him for
all that huffing and a puffing and house reckon he
did to him. They weren't no better than a squirrel,
(39:48):
but they still took that lawnmower blade, killed him, cut
him plumb there in half. Well, sir, out pop Granny
good as new. They all made a big poddle wolf
stew and I pretty well lit on that corn liquor
red riding Hoodn't even gave him my book on carpentry
so they could build them houses banks. Moral of the
(40:13):
story is, if and you go talking to a wolf
of the fee season is higher, you might need them
little pigs to save your banking.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
Story time with carl Children who sins brought to you
by hard greaves, potted meat products chock full of peckers
and lips since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
You reckon you like baking little feller, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I got a big showing al radio and you got
on featuring track from the big show bit box. You're
this use keyword social media. Here is the grumpy old man.
Speaker 12 (41:17):
Ah flimmity flu. I'm old and I hate social media.
In my day, we didn't have no tweeting, tweeting, facebooking, myspacing,
Lincoln googling YouTube and Mimi posting opinion spitting brain draining
(41:38):
cyber bebylon bulk crap morality of bits called social media.
When I was a boy, Instagram is what happened to
a woman when her daughter got knocked up. Flicker flicker
(41:58):
was what you did with that booger on your finger.
And if you wanted to poke someone, you didn't need
a dad gum computer. You did it the old fashioned way.
You got him drunk. Facebook, Facebook, they are to call it.
I want to punch you in the Facebook people so
(42:20):
damn lazy and shiftless. They got nothing better to do
with that day than post pictures of what they're having
for supper.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Here's a bulletin who gives a crap?
Speaker 12 (42:35):
In my day, if we wanted to know what you
had for supper, we'd call Old Beanie Fleeina. Beanie was
a pioneer in the field of scuba. He'd come over
to your house in the middle of the night, sneak
into your outhouse. He put on his mask and tank
and down he go. He could tell what you'd been
eating for the last week.
Speaker 4 (42:58):
Was he a widow?
Speaker 8 (42:59):
Hell?
Speaker 12 (42:59):
Yes, but this is what folks did in the old
days when they didn't have no social media to occupy
their time. And his stinky hobby killed him one night
he was bobbing for butt nuggets when old fat Fanny
barrel Bottom hit the squad with a bad batch of
collar greens and pig knuckles. Old Beanie was buried under
(43:23):
a neometric ton of human poop juice. We just put
up a grave marker on the spot because no one
liked him well enough to sift through all that but
gravy to get him out. Whooped, he diggly do look
at me, I'm a redneck moron scooper pooping in a
turntank glad to be alive in this age of reason
(43:43):
and glorious enlightenment.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
We loved it.
Speaker 12 (43:50):
In my day, you didn't need an eyeball phone to
show your folks your private parts. We had a little
thing called flashing, where permits showed their little things. You
weren't mass communicating, you were one at a time in it.
If you were determined to dangle your dangle, you had
(44:11):
to put some damn effort into it.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
And it weren't just the fellas are doing it.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
I remember old.
Speaker 12 (44:17):
Tammy van Twinkle Twaddle from over yond In to fuzz
Nut County. She'd strip bad naked and pull a gunny
sack over her, and she'd run all over creation showing
the world her sad, swinging mudflap boobies and a droopy
dimply button, and the mere sight of it would turn
your cell of it and your family would die off
(44:38):
in a single generation. But one time she made the
mistake of showing her goods off to farmer Bunch Dirdaggen's
prize bull butter Boy. Old butter Boy, he ain't had
a heifer in a fortnight, and apparently the sight of
Tammy's utters put him in the mood for some barnyard romance.
Nine months later, she gave birth to a minute or
(45:03):
and made a blue fortune on the carnival circuit. You
be naked, ripley, look at me. I'm a low life
hay seed with windsock hooters hope with the local livestock
and spitting out a million dollar freaks.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
Hallelujah, hallelujah.
Speaker 10 (45:19):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
We loved it.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Social media, ba, there ain't nothing social about it.
Speaker 12 (45:30):
The only thing that's really done is create a generation
of wave faced little cowards hiding behind their little computer screens,
throwing insults in starting fights they don't have the stones
to do in person, snuggled in the safety of mommy
and Daddy's fruit cellar, eating Doritos and peeing in a
milk jug.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
A tough guy.
Speaker 12 (45:52):
In my day.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
We didn't need the social media.
Speaker 7 (45:54):
To do that.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
We had the bathroom wall.
Speaker 12 (45:59):
We wrote stuff like, oh yeah, and so's your old man,
and I just took a herbit and wiped my hoover,
and don't look here, the joke's in your hand. That
was the golden age. But good Lord help you if
(46:19):
you got caught. I remember old Inky Bumbleberry. He was
the king of the crapper wall. He'd write first class
zingers in the amount of time it took the ticke
a squirt. One night he was down at Slippery Pete's,
and while he was paying the rent on his bier,
he wrote, Murphy Muldoon eats bird dirt. Did he know
(46:42):
that Murphy herself was in line right behind him? And
apparently Murphy didn't like eating bird dirt because he took
it pretty personal. Right there on the spot, he stuck
his hand and pulled Inky's backside, pushed all the way
till he got a hold of his tongue and pulled.
He turned Ikey inside out. In two shakes of a
lamps Olinky leaved. But from then on everything he wrote
(47:03):
was backwards hatch and he hip hip hooty, Who look
at me by my hillbilly spot ass He hit with
one hand and craft in good old fashioned comedy with
the other.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
All hailed the inside out Woodsmith.
Speaker 10 (47:16):
And we liked it.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
We loved it.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Nah, I hate such a media. Big boxes.
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Love you mean It
By Listenna.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Letters. Letters.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
You get your letters? Why don't wait on out?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
You got it letters?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I love those letters?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
All right, Jackie, what you got baby? All right?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Here's an official letter to the Entourage review Board from
Ron Thigpen aka Officer Ron Thigybear made her head and stupid.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I've got trouble with him before.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
There's good news and bad news subject official resignation.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
He's leaving Johnny oh Man.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Okay, here we go. As most of you know, in
my callow youth, I let personal circumstances interfere with my
official mission, the constant well being and personal happiness of
John Boy, and was relieved of my position. You guys
remember that he got pron out. It didn't take long
for me to realize the era of my ways. After
a series of official apologies and a lengthy appeals process,
(01:14):
I was reinstated to the Coastal Division of the Entourage,
reduced in rank from maderhead to stupid. Not long after that,
I'm at a wonderful and beautiful girl. Our relationship has
grown to the point that we have become engaged and
planned to marry in September. Remembering that this again places
me in direct violation of Chapter three, sub section four
(01:37):
and five of the official Handbook. I am left with
no choice but to reluctantly tender my official resignation. Most
of my personal career achievements are directly related to my
time in mister Boy's service. For example, becoming the Police
Department's first motorcycle officer. Some might say it was due
to my hard work, dedication, and expertise. Actually it's because
(01:59):
of the time John Boy let me borrow his own
personal motorcycle. The hours I spent washing, waxing, scraping bugs
from the windshield, and storing the motorcycle in my personal
garage gave me the crucial knowledge I needed to be
able to keep a complex machine in perfect condition. Well,
all the Police Department had to do was teach me
(02:20):
how to actually ride one, since that was the only
part of taking care of mister Boy's motorcycle I was
not allowed to do. I later had the opportunity to
become a firearms instructor. You might think it was because
of the knowledge and skills I possessed. You would be wrong.
The real secret was all those times mister Boy went
on hunting adventures with his friends and let me borrow
(02:42):
his guns. Upon his return, the endless hours of disassembling, cleaning,
and occasionally repairing these weapons changed my life. Even though
he never allowed me to actually fire any of these guns,
mister boy gave me something much more valuable, a crash
course in how to maintain them. All the police department,
once again had to do, was to teach me how
(03:03):
to actually shoot it, because, of course he wasn't allowed
to shoot mister boys. This is a job that involves
arranging transportation, making reservations, dealing with airport schedules, tracking luggage,
car maintenance, boat maintenance, pet care, household clean up, and
(03:23):
occasional excess body duties which are subject to complete change
at less than a moment's notice.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
You'll think.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
The stress level could well exceed that of any top
position with a fortune five hundred company. This is no
doubt why many past members of the entourage, the ones
who didn't end up as babbling basket cases, have become
successful business owners in their own right. Many of them
have even entourages of their own and the Lion King
I believe they call that the circle of life.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Oh, this is good.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
In closing, I would like to commend mister boy for
his vast insight and wisdom and dealing with the opposite sex.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Hmmm.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I will always treasure a piece of sage wisdom, he
once offered. Though the music was loud and his breath
was heavy with nacho cheese and grilling sauce, I can
still quote it from memories. May I use his voice, shaw, Thiggy.
I've seen you through an awful lot of relationships, and
you're an idiot when it comes to long term deal
(04:28):
I don't know how anybody like you got her, So
don't screw it up. And remember this. When you're about
to say something, do or say the opposite, because whatever
you've been doing up to now, it ain't working. I
have lived by those words for the past two years,
and I'm happy to say he was absolutely right. In
(04:48):
just a few weeks I will be getting married and
mister boy would be serving as my best man. How
sweet of you to let him go like that. Thank
you for the opportunity to be a part of such
challenging and life changing institution. I hope that those who
come after me will find it as rewarding as I
did to them. I say, tell mister boyd I found
his Robert Old King can hugger, and that the red
(05:10):
ice chest has a broken hinge and we'll probably need repairing.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Yours truly, Officer Ryan Thigpen, I would like to say,
with mixed emotions, congratulations that Thiggy, because looks like he
is running out of time to screw this one up.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And Peyton is Beyonce is a baby doll as he
is way over mounted, so it looks hey, hey, hey,
hey hey.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
You can't talk out a way about his fils.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And now he's out of the authoorage.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
I honestly say I know how he's felt all this
time because through this relationship, with the time and money
that I have put into the upkeep and maintenance of
his fiance, he never let me use it or rite.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I love you, baby, We'll see you the Wedding.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Three two one, Dropping like Flies. Well, let's play Beating
the Blonde for the LS Tractor Prize Pack one eight hundred.
Big show you told free Line, We'll get a contestant
play next Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio.
(06:59):
Humma do your Home Day with a second twenty twenty
five feature track, fing the Make Show, bid Box and
Grummy Old man's hate social media. You weren't social media?
Hit the box at the bigshow dot com and shigga. Now,
now let's way beat the bomb to meet our contestant.
(07:19):
We got Andrew out of Amori, Mississippi. Good morning, Andrew,
Good morning brother.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
How you doing it?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Man? We are awesome. Welcome in here? All right there? Shit, well,
you know what we're gonna do. We'll last the There's
some questions. You agree or disagree? Get two bells for
two buzzers and you win. Okay, all right, I agree, disagree.
Let's point toward Tater. See what you got this morning?
(07:50):
Why is he at what famous place in America? Will
you find couples strolling arm in arm along flirtation walk
and smooching at a place called kissing Rock?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
That would be fulsome prison, my friend.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Some prison flirtation walk. No, that's her humor.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I joke. Yellowstone Park, I believe, yes, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
On their map, the says Yellowstone Park. Do you agree
or disagree? I disagree? And that was I don't have
a bail to agree with. For some reason I don't know.
I guess that blonde was in charge of them. She didn't. Okay, Well,
(08:47):
thank you randing Is that wasn't ding Ding Andrew? Because
it is west Point Military Academy, Flirtation walk Kissing Rock?
Is it west Point? How about that? All right? Then
what Andrew? There is a BAILI let's get one more.
While Taylor's still searching for it.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I found. I just don't know where you want it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I don't worry about it about here. There you go.
So Tayler in the late fifties, during the hey days
of the hula hoop yo yos and Davy Crockett hats
who was in a white house? I'll go with the
yoyo that they're I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
That would be Dixon, Dixon Nixon Nixon was there?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, I thought you were combining Dick Nixon together. Oh
but yeah, all right, Andrew Taylor says Nixon was in
there in the late fifties during those hey days. What
do you say? I'm gonna agree, Okay, and no, it
was on It was Dwight Eisenhower, White Eisenhower. I can
(10:13):
tell something what you could think of? Yeah, whatever, alright,
I was, I was still alive. I'm gonna win and
to lose it on this final question, it is a
true or false. All right, favorite. According to a university study,
a newborn's body is about seventy five percent water.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
And the other is twenty five percent is even worse.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
You know you're mocking yourself. That was our ground joke.
I can tell you she was holding this doing the cigar.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
It is.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
It is true.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Seventy five percent water. You say that is a newborn's
body and it is true. Andrew, agree or disagree. I'm
going to agree, brother, And that was yeah, go ahead,
use that.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yes, it is true. You know, we are made of
water and other things, some of it nice puppy dog's
tails and all that stuff. Andrew, good work, buddy, you
got the prize back head down to Amory, Mississippi for you.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Alright on?
Speaker 11 (11:34):
Yeah, why when the hour on top of your news
Right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Old buddy Ray Evernham raised the old raising around find
that was going on. Good morning, it's a big show
(12:36):
on the radio, has promised the legend, I'd venture to say,
probably the best crew chief ever, Ray Everingham. Before Ray
takes his accoladess got more light here, let me tell
you what Ray's been up to lately. He's been working
trying to bring back Iraq Remember I R O C
(12:56):
I Rack Racing, Will Race Ultimate Dream, a new generation
of international race of champions cars and drivers on track
racing wheel the wheel at top speeds. Now, the idea
remains mostly a goal for the time being, but Evernham
and motorsports entrepreneur Rob Kaufman, who now owns the Iraq Brown,
are steadily moving toward making it a reality and we're
(13:18):
behind that. While Evernham and Kaufman worked towards scheduling real
ration with Iraq type cars, they have concentrated on placing
former Iraq vehicles and car shows and on track at
vintage racing events, including the twenty twenty five schedule, the
popular Rolex Monterey Motorsports Reunion August thirteenth through the sixteenth
in Selena's, California, and on the line the Ray Evernham
(13:42):
Good morning, Ray.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Oh hey man, how are you Gosh? It's good to
hear you guys voice. I didn't know that you were out.
I thought that you were still I thought that you
were still in. So did you get paroled? I had
to get one zinger And there's thirty years ago. Thirty
years ago, I got the pleasure of meeting you guys. Man,
(14:05):
it's good to hear your voice.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Man, that's awesome. I remember when me and Billy was
over there at Hendrick Motorsports and oh, miss day Age,
what a good gun. You gave us a job sweeping
the floors for a day. I remember you were.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Good at it. You were good, You're good at it.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
All right, Ray, well we got you own, buddy. Let's
bring our listeners up to date on what's going on
with the man. What is the Heritage Invitational that will
take place this week April fourth and fifth, in the
ten Tenths Motor Club. All right, Heritage Invitational.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Yeah, and that's that is really the brainchild and the
dream of Rick Hendrick and Marcus Smith, you know, to
the powerhouses in motorsports have gotten together. You know, both
guys just love cars. They're just car lovers. So they
built a new racetrack right across the street from Charlotte
Motor Speedway. It's called ten Tenths Motor Club. And we're
bringing in a concourse style event to where cars from classics,
(15:02):
some of the most incredible Porsche race cars. And then
you know, on the other side of the field, Us
and Bergs and rolls, Royces and things like that. So
kick it off on Friday. Well, actually tomorrow, we're gonna
have a little practice tomorrow for the historic trans am cars.
The trans am cars, the original cars you know, big
block or small block Tomorrows and Mustangs and stuff from
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the nineteen sixties gonna be on track running around there.
And then Friday we're gonna have some historic trans am racing.
We're going to have a pro am for charity with
my buddy Jeff Gordon's in it and Boris sed Patrick
Long one of the most famous Porsche races, Scott Prude,
guys like that coming from California, Daniel Suarez. So it's
gonna be a lot of fun all weekend with some
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of the most incredible cars on display and going around
track that we've seen in this area in a long time.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
That's it. So you know where Shota Motor Speedway is,
just outside of turns one and two of the fame
Shottam Motor Speedway, And of course a fare is happening
this week as well. Kicks off Thursday Tomorrow, April third,
all the way through Saturday. And then you got that
going old Razor man. That's something Ray. I was just
just for the much of it, buddy. I'm gonna let
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you get back to that. But how many championships did
you wind up with Jeff?
Speaker 8 (16:18):
Well? One three with Jeff, he won one without me,
and I was telling he got lucky on that one.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I was geling boys. So yeah, so good man, So
Jeff's gonna be doing it so uh So Friday, the
historic trans Am race from noon to three thirty and
the Celebrity pro Am Race. How was that gonna work?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Raising?
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Well, the Spurf charity people are buying seats right you
for ten thousand bucks. You can partner with Olive Gone
Charity partner driving a new Porsche Electric mccam and they're
hauling butt around there. They're they're gonna put some cones
up and uh and do kind of an autocross deal.
So it's gonna have a bit of skill, not just
holding your foot to the floor. You know, you hit
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a cone when you get penalized. But all for charity
and lots of fun and it's an excuse to have
another cool party at the new clubhouse Friday night.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Perfect All right, y'all. You can go to purchase your
tickets at Heritage Invitational dot Com. There it is Heritage
Invitational dot com. Gorse keging off the Auto Fair tomorrow
Thursday through Saturday, presented by Camping World. And then Ray,
we're behind you on the Eye Rock too, buddy. Let
us know how we can help on that love for
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you and calling to bring that back. Man.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
We're trying hard, and you know what, you got to
make me promise that if we can get that done
at the first race, you guys will become you can
come be the Grand marshals and give the gentleman or
a driver start your engines. How's that?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You got it? Ray? Well, you got it buddy. All right,
buddy you mean Campbell. Have a great weekend and we'll
be waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
You guys do great to hear from you again. Man,
you take care.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
All right, buddy. There's Ray Evernham one of the Legend
Scenario sport and once again the Heritage Invitational that is
on April fourth, fifth. Don't put it up to August. Okay,
this weekend? God there, y'all? Well, aw right, what we got? Yeah,
less than twenty minutes. It is the top ten less
(18:17):
by the man Bill Silvers hang on Good Morning. Big
(18:46):
Shall's on the radio coming up about twenty minutes from
the desk of Tendertainment News, what to watch right now?
Take it Bill, Hello, fellow Americans.
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Bill Silver's here ready, Willie and able to pester, vex, harass, mock, ridicule.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
This is a long list, but you get the idea.
Speaker 12 (19:03):
It's all about sticking it to the current liberal clown
show in Washington, and the night of Trump's addressed to Congress,
the big top was full, from that old bag with
a blue hair that looks like she's got Hansel and
Gretel locked up in the gingerbread house.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
To the Geico caveman who got dragged out of the.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Room for being a complete and utter tool.
Speaker 12 (19:22):
And if that wasn't bad enough, all of them showed
their complete disdain and disrespect for a thirteen year old
African American boy who beat cancer.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Let's say it altogether racist.
Speaker 12 (19:33):
Yes, the Democrats, they had every opportunity to start turning
things around. They dumped Grandpa Munster and winebox Betty and
got soundly beaten. Anyone else would have examined why they
lost and why smart people were abandoning the party button.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
No, they keep doing what they.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Got spanked so badly last November four.
Speaker 12 (19:51):
Now, I'm not the one to try to help the
dumb dums in opposition, but this is all about messaging.
You need your own version of maga, something catchy that
tells the world exactly who you are. I'll say it
in advance. You're welcome. So from Jasmine Crockett's secret library,
where she keeps her Ebonics for Dummies and complete DVD
set of Good Times for reference, comes today's top ten list,
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the top ten new slogans for the Democrat Party. Number ten,
My transgender son can beat your daughter. Number nine. We
are CNN. Number eight, Join the moral low Ground. Number seven,
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war Huh, what is it good for? Money laundering?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Say it again? Number six, The Home of the Whopper.
Speaker 12 (20:47):
Number five, The DNC where intelligence is a spectator sport.
Number four. We don't know what a woman is? Three
We're the mean kids from Willie Wonka. Number two give
us another chance. The dumbass is gone, and the number
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one new slogan for the Democrat Party is DNCDA.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
You're welcome. Good morning, a big shows on the radio.
Speaker 13 (21:30):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Huh they won Good morning, it's a make Shaw on
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the radio. Well, yesterday we're talking about Loso Taverns, South Charlotte,
Greek Boy's and my favorite restaurant, Greek Language Lab, and
I'll do one for Luigi the Boy outside of Plymouth
down eastern North Carolina when Mama's Pizza. I learned to
speak the language.
Speaker 14 (22:43):
And now Language Lab, the show that teaches you a
foreign language in less than sixty seconds. Today Italian less
than one. Excuse me, you're standing on my foot?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Hey, lessen to?
Speaker 14 (23:00):
Isn't that a beautiful woman?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Less than three?
Speaker 14 (23:07):
Hey, mister, that's my sister you're kissing.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Hey.
Speaker 14 (23:12):
Language Lap is a public service programming. You may not
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Speaker 1 (23:15):
Thank you, Good morning. Got the Big Show on the
radio coming up. We'd play worthy word Winder gets one
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playbo it in minutes. We're right now. From the desk
of Tainertainment News, our girl Marcia and Taylor Moran wonder
what all right for.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Those who weren't watching basketball? They were at the movies.
Jason Statum's thriller A working Man came in first place
the box office debut there, Knock snow White down to
second place.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Hey he could do it?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yep, yep, pretty easy.
Speaker 12 (24:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
The Chosen Last Supper came in third place. The Woman
in the Yard Yeah fourth place, debuted there, and Death
of a Unicorn rounds out the top five.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Happy ending this Friday.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
One movie coming out a minecraft movie.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yes, Square Hands with Jack Black. There you go.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
It's a fantasy adventure comedy film. As a beefcake Jason Momoa,
Jack Black and Jennifer Coolidge.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Jennifer Kerlche I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Know, you know Jennifer COOLi you know you know she
She's in all the movies now.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Anyway, It's about a mysterious portal that pulls four misfits
into the overworld. A bizarre cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination,
and to get back home, they'll have to master the
terrain while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected
crafter named Steve. Oh.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
I think Jack Black Black Place.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
So we'll look for the party one of that one
that we didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I wanted to tell you though, this is you know
that it's a video game. Minecraft is It's called a
sandbox game, right, Randy, And it provides players a degree
of creativity to interact, so there's really not a predetermined
goal of the game. It's kind of like your kids
probably played SIMS or SimCity.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Grand Theft Auto three.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
That was kind of more the time when that came out,
when y'all's kids were small. Now it's Minecraft, Roadblocks and Fortnite.
So those are all the same kind of movies.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
All right. I hope they don't cuss as much as
they did in Grand Theft Auto No quite as much
till Maddy, No, those are not your public works.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
They said that this movie is designed to appeal to
fans of the game and kid friendly, so it's PG
rated adventure films, so it's pgsh Streaming on Hulu is
the Bob Dylan by biopic, which is right now currently
twenty fourth the rankings, and it's been in theaters for
thirteen weeks, so they're hoping to get some money here
(26:05):
on the back end through and Netflix premiere is the
second season of the dramedy Survival of the Thickest, so
that's coming out for y'all who like to watch that.
Test Kitchen the Next Generation is coming to Amazon. It's
the second season for that. And The Bondsman is having
a season premiere on Amazon and it has Kevin Bacon
in it, and they've he plays a resurrected bounty hunter
(26:29):
and he gets an unexpected second chance at life love
and has nearly forgotten musical career. So Kevin actually gets
he has a bad.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Sing all right, I'll do yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
And the one that we've been streaming at the house
lately is the Uh, the old BBC show, UH, The
Goes Wrong Show if you like that kind of British
slapstick kind of thing. It's based on the move based
on the play of the same name, The Play That
Goes Wrong, and it's about a British call Many Amateur
(27:00):
Dramatic Society performs a series of half hour plays and
you've gotta watch it.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
You gotta watch it. Unexpected probably no Benny Hill ain't.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Not as many baby dolls, but very similar kind of humor.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well, thank you very much, dam kids. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play worthy word. Here we go
one eight hundred, Big Show. We'll get a couple of
contestants and play next. Good morning, it's a big show
(27:57):
on the radio. We go whatever feature track on the
Big Show, big box, Yeah, hang on, then the show here,
how to grumpy old man? Hey, social media can't do it?
Get it? Social media keywords at the Big Show dot com.
If they got on their contest money you can't get through,
we'll call you sort one out. And they gotta happened.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Too, And everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
The very word and a worthy word. We have a
couple of boys play Monday, and after two overtime, still
ended in a tie. It was Carlton from Rural Hill,
North Carolina joins us again. Good morning, Carlton and TJ
from Greenwood, South Carolina. Good morning, TJ.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Hey, y'all.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Moore, good morning. All right, boys, Well, y'all were evenly
matched on our Monday Morning Worthy words it's tough, so
let's try it again, see if we can get a winner. Now, y'all,
y'all weren't friends. This was just random playing, wasn't it.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
Yes, sir, that's great.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Good all right, Look at y'all. I want you all
to get together and share a hot dog later. No worry,
we'll work out up.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So, so what was it? Me and Carlton, Tater and
TJ did just same one, same thing. All right, well
let's do it me and Carlton for the first thirty seconds.
All right, ready, Carlton, yes, sir, all right, start the
clock now on the radio, you listen to the big Yes,
uh huh, all right, now this is what you get
(29:28):
like for thirty days. If it breaks, you can buy
this and it'll continue, you know. Yes, uh huh. Put
one of these on your envelope to mail a letter.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Sam. Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Okay. They will blank you until dead with a noose.
They will blank you. Thank you. Yeah, uh huh uh.
The this is real bizarre. What's a word for hey?
That's uh, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yes, now.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I just gave up. I couldn't do anything. Ag education,
that's right, he knows your bar five on the board.
But Carlton's round one. So Tater and TJ. TJ.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
You ready, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Let's play and go all right.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
This is a fungus. You can put it on your pizza.
They have like a top yep you this is a bengal.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Blank.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
It's a cat, a big cat bangle. You don't eat
half of it. You eat there. The queen's husband is
the This is the middle of an apple. It's the
blank core you. Uh, you're sad and it's a time
where you grieve. It's called what you are in the.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
Morning, morning morning.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, TJ. Take put a six on the board to
take the lead by one. Six to five. Boys. Here,
we're going around to you, all right, Carlton you ready, yes, sir,
all right, starting to clock. Now you do this with
your eyes. I can blank for miles blink no, no, yes.
(31:10):
Twelve to ten was the final. Uh huh. You buy
from the retailer. You are the so you are the one. No,
keep going consumer. Blank is always right, The blank is over. Yes,
good name for a dog. Got one an ink? Blank?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
An ink?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, yeah, I heard myself shut a five and nine
score dog going at Calton. I don't think I performed
as well. Let's see if Tater and TJ can get
a three to tie it up or afore to win
it ready, TJ, Yes, sir, can't up.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Headache, hard to breathe, sneezing. You're all blanks of COVID ingested. No,
they're all the blanks. They're all the blanks.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Uh, this is where you go and you see football
played in the blank stadium.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
If it's found it had to have been what yes,
do this to a popsicle with your tongue.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
Or you.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
For the.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
TJ and Tate got just enough with Carlton. We couldn't
make it happen this time, buddy, but you are eligible
to try again. We'll make that happen down the road.
All right, thank you, sir, all right, buddy, Yeah, good man,
good stuff. Well j hang on, buddy, your prize back,
head down the greenwood for you.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Hey, get a shout out, go ahead, hey, Brian Crouch
and John Herrick to the good buddies of mine.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
That had a boy, have him played wordy word, then we'll
have a we'll get My mind is a washed with
ideas everywhere. That's not good. Hey, oh buddy, good morning,
Big Sells on the Radio, Requests bedtime kundyground for John Boy,
Brandon Motron, Brandon mo turn Maybe that's you Brandon.
Speaker 8 (33:21):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Brandon hisays, could you play story Dimon call, particularly the
story of a little red riding Hood. Well, yeah, we're
that big bad wolf coming up next morning, Big Shows
(33:56):
on the radio, the whole game. Joe what bler, Hey Joe, Joe.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
For those who looked at Facebook, that's where Joe is
on the Facebook.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh man, I look says, we got that up bad old.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Did you see your culinary skills there?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I burned the pizza.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
For his birthday. Yeah, y'all check that out. Joe delivers
pieces for Dominoes. These Uh had my birthday dinner, but
well it was a frozen piece out of a cooler
but convenience.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
So that's a surprise, wasn't.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
He looked kind of happy sharing his birthday with him
though we Oh, you're gonna learn his looks seeing Joe
at the Big Show dot com. No, it's y'amobilly Facebook. Yes,
before we got Brandon's requests, All right, we getting to
your Brandon.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
Here we go, and now it's story time with your host.
Carl Old Childers.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Married this little old girl one time.
Speaker 10 (35:08):
Her granny's plumb crazy about her, crazy locky in love,
not crazy lock in the nervous hospital. I reckon she
felt the same way about her. Well Sir, that granny
spoiled her a good bit, even carried her over to
that big shopping mall are next to the dollar store
where she goes to get her candy in a pop,
(35:32):
and granny bought her an old red cape. Kindy likes Superman.
Some folks calls him clark Kin. I calls him Superman.
She worried all the time make her granny happy word
so much folks started calling her a little red riding hooding.
(35:53):
I reckon that's where they got the name of that story.
And well, Sir, Hudge, granny got the feeling a bit poorly.
She was old and give out read right, Hud figured
her granny theirt feeling a good bit better if and
she had some biscuits and mustard and a little of
that corn liquor her mama fixed up in the bath
(36:15):
of bear. Some folk calls it moonshine. I call it
corn liquor. So she fixed her up a poke with
that book and or with adding along in a book
on carpentry and a book on Christmas and the Bible.
Red Riding HUDs Mama told her stay on that path,
(36:36):
not fool around the wander off into the wood summers.
Little red riding Hud said, all right then, well sir,
she no sooner got out there in the woods that
she come up on this ere wolf. And the wolf
was kind of cruel. Weren't riding ahead neither, standing over
(36:59):
by the tree and drooling and rubbing fee seas in
his hair. Some folks calls it poop. I called a
fee season.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Way.
Speaker 10 (37:10):
He see that little red riding Hudd coming along, and
he just lit up. Seems like he could have used
him something or other to eat. He tried to make
friends a little red riding hood. He wouldn't have nothing
to do with him. Probably all that fee seasons hair
and what not. Well, sir, he's a fixing of pounds
(37:31):
on red riding Hud for and she wandered off summers.
He's going to bite her head clean off.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
She let slip.
Speaker 10 (37:39):
She's going to her grand his house and take her
some supplies and whatnot. Well, sir, that wolf figured if
he played his cards right, he could live hoh in
the hog and eat them both. So why a little
red riding Hud was out and there woods and fooling
around like her mama told her not to that wolf.
I tailed it over the grand house. That old wolf
(38:00):
knocked on the door men and Grannie opened and he
swallowed her down. Doesn't even take time putting no mustard
on her. And that wolf he dressed up in some
of her old night clothes arms looked quite funny, I reckon,
not funny, ha ha funny quere before long Red Riding
(38:27):
Hood come along. She got a gander at that old
wolf in Granny's pajamas, and she knowed something is up.
She asked her granny, what's going on with them big
old ears and then big old eyes and whatnot? That
wolf said it is for a hearing and seeing her
a good bit better. Just Red Riding Hood weren't bothered
(38:47):
all that much by that hair and that tail and such.
And she asked about that big old mouth. Well, that
seam of sending that wolf right over the edge, I
figured he knowed the jig is up. He grabbed up
a little red riding Hood and just a licking his chops.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Well, sir.
Speaker 10 (39:05):
She finally put two and two together and pretty much
figured out what happened. She said, what did you kill
Granny Firn? What'd you kill Granny Firn? Wolf was about
to swallow her down, when all of a sudden, these
three little pigs come a busting in. They's taking their
(39:28):
lawnmore blade over to mister Bill Cox's outfit to get
it sharpened. And I heard all the racket. They got
a good look at that wolf. Them little porkers just
saw red. Seems like they're still hot at him for
all that huffing and a puffing and house reckon he
did to him. They weren't no better than a squirrel,
(39:48):
but they still took that lawnmower blade, killed him, cut
him plumb there in half. Well, sir, out pop Granny
good as new. They all made a big poddle wolf
stew and I pretty well lit on that corn liquor
red riding Hoodn't even gave him my book on carpentry
so they could build them houses banks. Moral of the
(40:13):
story is, if and you go talking to a wolf
of the fee season is higher, you might need them
little pigs to save your banking.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
Story time with carl Children who sins brought to you
by hard greaves, potted meat products chock full of peckers
and lips since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
You reckon you like baking little feller, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I got a big showing al radio and you got
on featuring track from the big show bit box. You're
this use keyword social media. Here is the grumpy old man.
Speaker 12 (41:17):
Ah flimmity flu. I'm old and I hate social media.
In my day, we didn't have no tweeting, tweeting, facebooking, myspacing,
Lincoln googling YouTube and Mimi posting opinion spitting brain draining
(41:38):
cyber bebylon bulk crap morality of bits called social media.
When I was a boy, Instagram is what happened to
a woman when her daughter got knocked up. Flicker flicker
(41:58):
was what you did with that booger on your finger.
And if you wanted to poke someone, you didn't need
a dad gum computer. You did it the old fashioned way.
You got him drunk. Facebook, Facebook, they are to call it.
I want to punch you in the Facebook people so
(42:20):
damn lazy and shiftless. They got nothing better to do
with that day than post pictures of what they're having
for supper.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Here's a bulletin who gives a crap?
Speaker 12 (42:35):
In my day, if we wanted to know what you
had for supper, we'd call Old Beanie Fleeina. Beanie was
a pioneer in the field of scuba. He'd come over
to your house in the middle of the night, sneak
into your outhouse. He put on his mask and tank
and down he go. He could tell what you'd been
eating for the last week.
Speaker 4 (42:58):
Was he a widow?
Speaker 8 (42:59):
Hell?
Speaker 12 (42:59):
Yes, but this is what folks did in the old
days when they didn't have no social media to occupy
their time. And his stinky hobby killed him one night
he was bobbing for butt nuggets when old fat Fanny
barrel Bottom hit the squad with a bad batch of
collar greens and pig knuckles. Old Beanie was buried under
(43:23):
a neometric ton of human poop juice. We just put
up a grave marker on the spot because no one
liked him well enough to sift through all that but
gravy to get him out. Whooped, he diggly do look
at me, I'm a redneck moron scooper pooping in a
turntank glad to be alive in this age of reason
(43:43):
and glorious enlightenment.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
We loved it.
Speaker 12 (43:50):
In my day, you didn't need an eyeball phone to
show your folks your private parts. We had a little
thing called flashing, where permits showed their little things. You
weren't mass communicating, you were one at a time in it.
If you were determined to dangle your dangle, you had
(44:11):
to put some damn effort into it.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
And it weren't just the fellas are doing it.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
I remember old.
Speaker 12 (44:17):
Tammy van Twinkle Twaddle from over yond In to fuzz
Nut County. She'd strip bad naked and pull a gunny
sack over her, and she'd run all over creation showing
the world her sad, swinging mudflap boobies and a droopy
dimply button, and the mere sight of it would turn
your cell of it and your family would die off
(44:38):
in a single generation. But one time she made the
mistake of showing her goods off to farmer Bunch Dirdaggen's
prize bull butter Boy. Old butter Boy, he ain't had
a heifer in a fortnight, and apparently the sight of
Tammy's utters put him in the mood for some barnyard romance.
Nine months later, she gave birth to a minute or
(45:03):
and made a blue fortune on the carnival circuit. You
be naked, ripley, look at me. I'm a low life
hay seed with windsock hooters hope with the local livestock
and spitting out a million dollar freaks.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
Hallelujah, hallelujah.
Speaker 10 (45:19):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
We loved it.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Social media, ba, there ain't nothing social about it.
Speaker 12 (45:30):
The only thing that's really done is create a generation
of wave faced little cowards hiding behind their little computer screens,
throwing insults in starting fights they don't have the stones
to do in person, snuggled in the safety of mommy
and Daddy's fruit cellar, eating Doritos and peeing in a
milk jug.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
A tough guy.
Speaker 12 (45:52):
In my day.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
We didn't need the social media.
Speaker 7 (45:54):
To do that.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
We had the bathroom wall.
Speaker 12 (45:59):
We wrote stuff like, oh yeah, and so's your old man,
and I just took a herbit and wiped my hoover,
and don't look here, the joke's in your hand. That
was the golden age. But good Lord help you if
(46:19):
you got caught. I remember old Inky Bumbleberry. He was
the king of the crapper wall. He'd write first class
zingers in the amount of time it took the ticke
a squirt. One night he was down at Slippery Pete's,
and while he was paying the rent on his bier,
he wrote, Murphy Muldoon eats bird dirt. Did he know
(46:42):
that Murphy herself was in line right behind him? And
apparently Murphy didn't like eating bird dirt because he took
it pretty personal. Right there on the spot, he stuck
his hand and pulled Inky's backside, pushed all the way
till he got a hold of his tongue and pulled.
He turned Ikey inside out. In two shakes of a
lamps Olinky leaved. But from then on everything he wrote
(47:03):
was backwards hatch and he hip hip hooty, Who look
at me by my hillbilly spot ass He hit with
one hand and craft in good old fashioned comedy with
the other.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
All hailed the inside out Woodsmith.
Speaker 10 (47:16):
And we liked it.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
We loved it.
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Nah, I hate such a media. Big boxes.
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