April 11, 2025 • 47 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all your Friday favorites.. - Plus, an early show appearance from Woodrow Boudreaux as he attempts to outsmart the Tax Man.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes in search of the Easter Bunny.. - our Not Ready For Drivetime Players take on a brand, new script, entitled, “The Castaways”.. - Mark Packer has had his hands full with the College Tournaments wrapping up, so we will attempt to unpack Packer on today's show.. - Later on will shift sports gears over two Tom Sorensen for his update.. - and we we’ll fill a request for Ike Turner’s “Your Mama Is So Fat - Volume 2”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That money. Y'all Big Show is on your radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello a you perky early risers. Here's just the thing
to wake you up and get your blood pumping, the
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ooh wah.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
See what I.
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Mean, taking do I'm otam?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
It is Friday, April eleventh, twenty twenty five. It seems
like it took a long time to get here this week. Yeah,
hear me off another got man. Look at all these
national days. Look at all these words waiting for me.
My job. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm just
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gonna read the national days and then I'm not gonna
pause for the ones that I don't understand. And okay,
let's let's see if there's any like that, or of course,
if y'all could describe them, you know, in one word,
I'll let you do that. Okay. It's National barber Shop
quartet Day sucks, National Cheese fun Do Day too expensive?
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Today is eight track Tape Day defunct. Today is National
Day of Silence. Today's National Donate Well, that's all it does.
Today is National Donate Life, Blue and Green Day, I said,
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I wan't going to ask organs organs. Yeah, you donate
your organs walletzers pipes. Today is National pet Day, Mark,
today is National Submarine Day, and today is National Living
Donor Day, your kidneyday while they are donored and living.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Actually, yeah, they can take a part of your liver
and give it to somebody else and your liver will
rejuvenate and they will have a liver to replace their disease.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
About that, Okay, so you don't have to like give
your whole organ you know, but some logging some don't
like you can give a kidney.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
You can give a kippy as well, because you had
a second.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And bone marrow bone mal Yes, living donor.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yes, you don't have to use your driver's license to
be a living donor.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Okay, I don't have to be Gosha.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
I liked that.
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Well that is a cool thing. Well there you first blaming.
That was worth it. Okay, So we got three days
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Prison near Alsbury, England said the crime took place in
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Benedict xVA I claimed the Catholic sexual abuse cases were
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All right, we're jumping out, catching you up on what
would own around you overnight? What went on around you overnight?
Speaker 10 (08:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I got.
Speaker 11 (08:05):
That a break.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Good morning. It's a big shawn radio four days sabor
to fifteen that in tax time, we chose let's try
to have some fun with it. Actions.
Speaker 12 (08:54):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Boo
draw and the taxman. As our story opens, Justin LeBlanc
drops by the home of Woodrow Boudreau in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
At Boudreaux, where are you at? Well, piers my nipple
and call me freaky?
Speaker 7 (09:15):
How did that?
Speaker 8 (09:16):
You stop?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And you got a minute? I need to spoke with you.
We come on in a little bird.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Guess who's here?
Speaker 13 (09:24):
Well, it being about ten minutes away from supper time,
I'd say it's justin Leblank.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
How did that?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Elizabeth?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I ain't here to eat. I need some advice on
a problem.
Speaker 13 (09:34):
Well, if that don't killed that jumbo sized kids on
appetite you got, this must be one honking big problem.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Woodrow, my friend, I need some lawyer and help. Y'all
know a good tax attorney? Does anybody know a good
tax attorney? I can only do the lines in this
road for me?
Speaker 14 (09:56):
All tax attorneys? Why sho I took my eyes down
the street that somebody ask us? That's why I can
find something?
Speaker 10 (10:04):
Now?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Listen whoseman? Look him up in my address book?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
He's right between and her line.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
That tax attorney.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
He rapped between the stockbroken man and.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
The roose Ruce McKinney.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Wait at wither him with your sarcasm.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Good, comeback?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Need it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You jerking my chain? Ain't you coose?
Speaker 6 (10:33):
I'm joking, Yo, Jane, what does Sam hell? You dike
me and Boujo knee with a tax attorney?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You got some tax problems?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
You stand?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
You got some coach stars? Hey, that might be a
tax attorney. No, I don't need a tax attorney, man,
but my uncle Joe dou see.
Speaker 14 (10:54):
Last year, Uncle Joe told Uncle Sam about a whole
bunch of money he made, so he ain't paid all
the texts he should have been due.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Man, get hisself in big trouble doing that. That's what
I told him when I drive him the grtrus tore
one day.
Speaker 14 (11:08):
I can't do that hot pitch voice on such a
long life, he saying to stand, I look at it
like this. I give the government that money, they ain't
gonna do nothing but piss it away. What I need
Washington for that. I can waste my money good as
they can. I say, Well, I ain't no preacher, but
you know what the Bible say, render to Caesar what
(11:28):
belonged to Caesar, and render to God what belonged to him.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh so now, Uncle Joe ain't just stepping Uncle Sam.
He got the Lord hisself calling.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Him on it.
Speaker 14 (11:37):
I'm glad somebody listening to what his conscience started working
on him something fierce. Can't sleep one wink for days.
Finally he sit down and rode out a check to
the in front of revenue. That's when the problem start.
Speaker 13 (11:54):
Now hold on, if he wrote the in front of
revenue a check, seem like the problem is over, you jump.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Right in there.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I was waiting for that dramatical promise. Well, see the
problem ain't the check, it's that letter he put in
there with it.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
So what letter.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I tried?
Speaker 14 (12:16):
Not one of them pulsitis for myself, the one that
say the infernal revenue at tax time this year, I
underpaid my incoming tax and ain't been able to sleep
one wink since I ain't never felt so bad in
all my life. And closed is a check for two
hundred dollars, signed John J.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
LeBlanc. PS. If I don't sleep much better more tonight,
I'm gonna send you the rest. So what do y'all think?
Speaker 13 (12:43):
I think you ain't gonna have to drive Uncle Joe
to the grocery store again for about the next ten
to twenty years.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well do you hope you ever enjoyed John Boy and.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Playhouse Joe?
Speaker 12 (13:05):
And again next time we'll hear the crusty old field
agent for the Infernal Revenue say, hey, big.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Wait wait, wait, wait, wait and so long of course, good,
I've forgotten to.
Speaker 13 (13:19):
Set up.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Anybody going tax attorney.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Good morning, got a big show on the radio. We
will officially wrap up the college basketball see with the
man from the ACC nothing working a big ESPN Mark
Packer coming up a little belle. Oh man, that's an
hour and a half from now. Don't make Packer get up.
(14:14):
Don't got him yet. No, I don't want to wake
him up too early. He's got an afternoon show on TV.
He's got to look good. It doesn't matter what we
look like. I mean, you know, Packer looking good. It's
possible anyway, So the cripstalkers, we're gonna cut him loose
after the Easter Bunny in twenty minutes. So one hour
and twenty minutes back, man, I'll with arguing with myself.
Speaker 10 (14:36):
All right, good meeting.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
With this.
Speaker 13 (14:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Let's go to Brushywood, Arkansas to visit with the town gossip.
It's time for over the back fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Oh hey, Carleen, you're up early.
Speaker 11 (14:56):
Me.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
I ain't been depid yet. My cousin del Mar moved
in with me two weeks ago.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
After you.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
He broke up with that skanky Burdie Higgins that works
part time at Dinky Donuts. Word to the wires until
that boil goes away, don't eat the long Johns. I
don't blame him for dumping her. She always smiled like
a cross between a dirty hamster cage and transmission fluid.
And now he won't move out of my place until
he finds someone else to move in with. He's awful
picky for a guy with a you to brow seventeeth
and belly button that sticks out like a shwin handlebar,
not to mention, his poots last about thirty five minutes
(15:20):
on average. Debbie Dunbar, don't walk away from a challenge.
I even sat through snow White on a Dare mirror
mirror on the wall. Who's the Fairest of the Mall?
Spoiler alert, it ain't snow White. I thought I was
watching Shrik.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
First.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
I tried fixing him up with Gladys peck with you
know her. She has the kiss the booth outside the
Piggly Wiggly between.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
You and me.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
I think her only customers are her cousins Bobo, Hobo
and Bernice. Well, you know, del Mar is a foot man,
and Gladys wears open toad shoes and has nails like
a velosar raptor. She tried to get a pedicure once
and the belt sanders set the drips of fire. But
I think it was really that row of cold sores
across her top loop that turned him off. Looked like
a puss mustache. He had one date with Phyllis Perrywinkle.
Speaker 11 (15:52):
You know her.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
She works at Super Happy Fun Place at the mall,
Bite the gum off the rides. She got bright red hair,
lazy eye, buck teeth. He said it was like kissing
Penny Wise. I don't know why he's sopaper. He said
he don't want to be tied down to just one girl,
So I set him up with Becky Dankworth. Not one
body part matches the other on that girl. She's got
a d cup on one side, acup on the other one,
air like Dumbo on the other, ear like a little
bat one big guy, like an octopus at one tiny
beat he had like a shrew, left chicken and dunk,
(16:14):
a knunk, right cheek, no ass at all. I told him,
if he just focused on one body part at a time,
he'd be like dating ten or twelve gals. But he
can't count that high, so it was kind of lost
on him, even with this celebrity route. My cousin's best
friend's fourth cousins uncle's niece twice removed on my mother's
side as best friends with a friend of a girl
that knows a guy who's the tow boy for that girl,
basketball player that thinks a good bit of herself Angel Reese. Yeah,
she's got everything, celebrity stamina for you know what, and
(16:37):
a steady job that pays three bucks more an hour
the minimum wage. Well, I was shocked. He turned her
down flat. Seems out little will Smith mustache of hers
was a deal breaker. Don't understand that, I don't. He
used to go out with that Italian girl Dominique passed
the near Cori aer and Lord she was born with
the five o'clock shadow. She goes to the vet to
get them flee callers for Saint Pinart's. They take her
out to the sheep farm. He gets sheered three times
a year. I ain't even got a sweater made out
(16:58):
of her hair, but I don't wear it. It smells
like Mark Reds and shame. I guess my last straw's
Felicia Kurdweller. Her daddy owns that chain of funny taxid
ermy stores, you know, where they can make a deer's
butt look like Bigfoot. She got a bit of the turettess.
But del Mar likes a girl of the salty mouth
and the only hiccup. And I don't know this to
be true, but I hear tail through the bol rama
and sudds, and does great find that miss Felicia is
also mister Felicia. You might be one of them hermraphidities.
(17:20):
But I always thought del Mar might be a switch hitter.
So let's just see what happens, all right. I gotta go, Carleen,
I gotta meet up with that gorgeous slab of man,
Jerky Farley Clinger. I asked him to take me shopping
at the Naughty Underwear store, and I'm just hoping he'll
take the hint Bishuk.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Double d I l.
Speaker 15 (17:36):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right around the corner.
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This says buzz nut Lad with a bulletin Big Show
Knows reporter alive on the scene of a major disaster.
I've never seen such carnage. And may I remind you
that I was at the Great Dnna Pass Barbecue eating the.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Buckle of nineteen ninety nine. This is much much worse.
Speaker 16 (17:54):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions, the tattered coccasas of
other morning shows. A little about it Field, You're listening
to the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy
and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Good Friday morning, Big shows on the radio. Wig, I
gotta look too far to find a happy boy.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Ubb hubbub feeling in my bone, says I have my
weed bubble hubble. I'ma have to be boy, Ima have
to be boy. Oh we did good when things are
going here? We Hey, hey, my little box bot got
hit by a car. Ubble Hubble, hubble hubb but it's
got in the box and put him in the drawer.
(19:21):
I'ma have to be boy. I'ma hap be boy. Oh,
and good when things are going here, we hey, hey,
(19:44):
oh for god, all about it for a month and
a half. Ubbub hubble. I looked into the drawer and
started to laugh hubbub because I might have to be
BOYM have me boy. Oh we did good when things
are going here?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
We hey, hey, good morning. B shows on the radio.
All right, told you gonna turn the crock Stalker lose.
Hang on for let me tell you about the prize pack.
Somebody will win on John Board Jeopardy. Big Old LS
(20:18):
tractor package and includes a cool hat, stainless steel, insulated
Tumblr keychain. The wait for you to get your own
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Hang on playing for ten minutes right now.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife and annoying the crap out
of them.
Speaker 11 (20:47):
Now here, Steve, thank you, loving good day your old
pal Steve eh When his icy grip is finally loosen,
that spring is in the air. What a gorgeous day,
Real shirt sleeve weather. Today, we're hearing domesticated wilds of suburbia.
Our mission is a bit on the odd side, to
prove once and for all the existence of one of
the truly rare critters, the Easter bunny. Most folks don't
(21:11):
realize that the Easter bunny predates Christianity. He was held
up as a symbol of fertility and new life during
the spring season. But he certainly is a bloody generous
bunny hopping about filling kids' baskets with all sorts of
treats and goodies. And we're going to be lying in
wait to catch him in the act. The sun is
finally just dipped below the horizon, and before long the
(21:31):
Easter Bunny will be making his rounds. We've got a
perfect hiding spot in the hedge here, and the trap
is set. Several empty baskets lying around that'll keep him busy,
a handful of organic carrots to refuel his tank, and
if he plays hard to get, we've got several of
these taser traps lying around. They look like bear traps,
but when the jaws clamp down, they give him a
(21:52):
taser blast of fifty thousand volts. No worries, kiddos. These
are perfectly harmless. They'll help the old Easter bunny take
a nice little while your uncle Steve staples this tracking
center into his ear, totally painless. And as a last resort,
I've got some rare Easter bunny pheromones in this little
glass vial. If he gets too shy, I'll just pop
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the cork on this bottle. If he's as hot to
trot as the legend says, he is, one sniff and
he'll come running for true, I'll just stick this in
my back pocket for safe keeping.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Wow, it's up.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Don't move.
Speaker 11 (22:29):
Something's mucking about just out there beyond the fence. Whatever
it is, it's pretty bloody big. Wow.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
There he is, crug. He's huge.
Speaker 11 (22:43):
He's gotta be at least seven feet tall, nine feet
if you can't the years. He's a real beauty. His
snow white fur shines.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
In the moonlight.
Speaker 11 (22:52):
And he cleared their finds and one flawless hop BlimE me,
he's filling those basket fucking chair. Gonna be a bonds
reached morning for these kids. U oh, stepped on a tweet,
gave away my position. I think he knows we're here. Yeah,
that's a big ten four. Good buddy, he's onto us. Okay,
I'm gonna take a chance, and I want to step
(23:13):
out into the open.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Easy, big boy. I'm not gonna hurt you. I just
want to get a look at you.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Ah.
Speaker 11 (23:21):
He's bloody spectacular. Look at those powerful hind legs, big
soft paws. He's a beauty. Oh he's terrified. Bless him,
No worry, he's made easy, does it. I'll be out
of your hair in just a minute.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I'm afraid he's gonna bolt now.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
I'm gonna keep anvincing on him until he backs into
those taser traps. That's right, boy, old stave as your friend,
just back up a bit farther and.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Oops.
Speaker 11 (23:50):
It doesn't see him happy one bit. He's clausing those
paws and they are short.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
By really not my nice. He's to jump on his
back tank daddy.
Speaker 17 (24:07):
At run for it.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Here it goes.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Minches away from getting that tank in his ear.
Speaker 13 (24:17):
Got it just a time, lisy my rip.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Oh wow, I can't believe my luck. I totally missed
the taser traps, but I did land on something sharp. Oh,
I landed on that viol of easter bunny Pheromones. I
hope he doesn't get a whiff easy big boy on
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my bloke? What would the missus think heikes?
Speaker 9 (24:59):
Tune in again next week for another episode that crocodile stalker.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Maybe at least he left me these huge chocolate Easter eggs. Yeah,
that's not choking.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
All right, Good time, AI, let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Need to review yesterday's question case you're missing answer? We said,
if you're calm, you'll do this about fifteen times a minute,
but when you're nervous, you do it three times more often.
I think that's blink. It is blink count them. I
(25:43):
don't know what else it would be. You know, I
got to thinking about that. Well, it depends on what e.
Speaker 10 (25:48):
Sneeze.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Okay, never mind, let's let's let it go. Was yesterday, Okay,
today's John Boy Jeopardy. Going by the numbers, dogs and
cats are by far than number one and two most
popular pets in America. We're looking for number three pet rocks.
They were very popular fore time. What y'all got one?
Speaker 10 (26:11):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Big show? You told free line? Come on and play
John boyd Jepardy next. Good morning, it's a Big Show
(26:43):
on the Radio, Rolling through your Friday, April eleventh, our
feature track from the Big Show bed Box, The Crocodile
Stalker Stalk, Stay Easter, Bunny.
Speaker 10 (26:53):
Check it out.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Bed Box at the Big Show dot com. And right
now let's play Yeah Slive across America is John Boy
Jeopardy and now your host.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
You can tell he's a dog.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Man because anytime he finishes eating, he shows everybody his
hands are empty like some David's blackjack dealer. He's Jon Boy. Well,
you know, unless I had a fin at of Williamston,
North Carolina. Good morning, Finn, Hey, John Boy, how you doing,
Hey buddy, awesome man, welcome in here, all right, Williamston,
(27:34):
North Carolina. Like you spot right?
Speaker 10 (27:36):
That's right?
Speaker 5 (27:37):
All right man? Well the fan you got first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. We're going by the numbers.
Dogs and cats by far, the number one and two
most popular pets in America. We're looking for number three.
Speaker 10 (27:51):
I'm gonna say fish.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
All right, Well, let's see. Is it a fish?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
It just sounds weird when you say a fish, fish
like goldfish? What's all I mean? I don't know, coy
Pond's that councils.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Some people have saltwater fish in their house.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Yeah, aquariums, Yeah, I know. I'm thinking. I just had
me a little bowl when I was a kids.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Like my fair fish. I got this at the fair.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
So the fresh water fish, yes, fresh water small animals
come in number four, and they're grouped together like with hamsteris, gerbils, rabbits,
guinea pigs.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
You've fan all of those in your house, kids, I
think you've had.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
And then birds. That's the only thing we hadn't had
is a bird. And we had a crackotile.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I remember.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
They're very loving as they kind of bond to one
family member. But yeah, it was a good a good right,
come on you have they kept flying down at your head.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
You get a parrot, they live like ninety years. You
have to put it in a will.
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Yeah. Yeah. Well hey fan, Well good luck, buddy, I mean,
good work you wanted. We got your prize bat if
you hang alrighty, alrighty, alright boy, appreciate it. Thank you
boy Bottomney hours uh top.
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Of your news man.
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We banged on the drum its Friday morning.
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Is we'll take care of that right on the other side.
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Good morning, this will make Sean the radio. Friday morning's
on all the working men and women don't buy working,
don't want to work? Well anyway, where's get you going?
Speaker 18 (30:11):
And before eleven o'clock to night, mister, you better find
yourself another line of work. That's when sure, don't fix
your pistol. It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
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I hate work, I hate work.
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I hate one.
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I've been having a very bad day. I don't okay,
I don't need I don't come big.
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Today.
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She's gone.
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Day work work work, work, work, work, work work work.
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Man, what are we gonna do?
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Man?
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We gotta get out of here.
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We does have a life.
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I mean, do you do anything beside this creepy stuff?
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What do you do for fun?
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Oh?
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No, we don't have fun.
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We just we just work.
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Here's here's our fun, right, work work, work, work, work,
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Well.
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I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me anything.
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Yeah, we can.
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Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work, the
time when you go out looking for happiness and end
up lunch over somewhere else's toilet.
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The weekend, things are at their darkest, Pal. It's a
brave man.
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A party.
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All it is will taste you as.
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Cool, buzz.
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Off, fine, Oh.
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Dolly, I'm what today?
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I'm married?
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Check me.
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Work work what?
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What?
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What? What?
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What? What's work?
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Work?
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Work studios? Good Friday morning. It's a big show already,
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love for getting in the playhouse. Look at the brand
new script.
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All right action, Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn
here with another double chin jiggling edition of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The Castaways. As our story opens,
Harry is celebrating his six month anniversary being stranded on
a desert island with Kate Upton Kate, Katie, Dinner's ready.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
It's Kate, not Katie, not Caterino, not catial adding dong Kate.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot Kate. I hope you're hungry. Wow.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Look at this spread, grilled snapper, mango, relish, wild garlic.
What's the special occasion?
Speaker 8 (34:49):
Well, I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
Today mark six months since we were stranded in this
tropical paradise.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Six months. Ugh, don't remind me.
Speaker 11 (34:58):
Well, yeah, I was wondering, since I went all out
for the dinner, if you could do something special.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
For me as long as it's not too weird.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
I'm not recreating a swimsuit cover. I'm not going to
pretend to be your third grade teacher and spank you.
And we're not going to play Tarzan and Jane up
in the tree tops. I've still got chigger bytes.
Speaker 8 (35:19):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing
like that. Here, put on some of my old clothes.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
You want me to put on clothes that's different?
Speaker 8 (35:28):
And can I call you Pete? He was my best
friend and I really miss him.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Oh that sweet? Sure, I don't mind it at all.
Speaker 8 (35:37):
Okay, and one last thing, Pete, take this piece of
burnt wood and draw a mustache on your upper lip.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
I know where the mustache goes there.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
That's perfect. You look just like him, sort of.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
Oh so Pete was a thirty six triple D. So
what else do I need to know?
Speaker 8 (35:55):
Oh, don't worry about that, Pete boy. Do I have
some juicy gossip for you, Pete. Guess who I've been
sleeping with for the last six months.
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I hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse and
could you do up those top two buttons?
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Pete wasn't a slut?
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Tune in next time when we'll hear the pervy tribal
chieftain who has a crush on Pete.
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Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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it was on the Outlaw Josie Wells, which one of
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like that. But I was trying to figure out who
he was, so anyway, so we got this. I think
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I found him. He was one of the guys ten
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so yeah, so he was one of those guys. He
also played the fiddle when Rows of Santaia sang Rows
of Alabama, Oh yeah, in the bar when they last
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moved to that last town that they all that they
all went to. He was a fiddle player in the bar. Okay,
did you see this movie? I've seen it many times,
many many times. So I saw two movies last weekend.
Speaker 10 (38:58):
I don't even remember what they're names.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
I have to really like and get into it, I guess.
Just walk with me down the streets of Maybury sometimes
and you have all there you go. Sheb Will playing
the violin in the bar the rolls of Alabama. All right,
good good, all right, Now now I can move on
with my life. Let's get packpack on here and wrap
up the college basketball season. Mark Packer Next, Big Show
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rolls on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up,
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Pack click on that Happy Herd banner at the Big
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Ain't gonna be that far away. Well, we know basketball
season is over and the man who covers it better
(39:49):
than anybody else on the college side from the ACC
network in the Big ESPN, we have him weekly. Mister
Mark Packer was uppacked.
Speaker 10 (39:58):
John boy, you're right, the college basketball season is officially over,
and congratulations need to go out to the Florida Gators
on the men's side taking care of business in San
Antonio on a Monday night, and then on Sunday, Gino,
Orima and Yukon took care of business and won on
the women's side. But John boy, those two tournaments, even
though we had a bunch of chalk at the very end,
(40:20):
you had three number one seeds in a two seed
on the women's side, you had four number one seeds.
On the men's sides, you had all this chalk, but men,
the final fourth part of it felt completely totally opposite, didn't.
I mean, Yukon on the women's side, Gino Oriema seventy
one years old, wins's twelfth national title. Yukon just obliterated everybody.
I mean, there are three games on the women's side
(40:43):
were determined by seventeen, thirty four and twenty three points.
Then on the men's side, you knew somebody was going
to win the national championship for the first time, at
least as far as the coaches go. Coach Gold down
there at Florida thirty nine years old and again a
great performance. All three games were unbelievably tight. Duke fans
(41:04):
still upset, and rightfully so, with the way that game
got away from them. Saturday night against Houston, they're up
fourteen with eight minutes ago. One of the biggest epic
collapses maybe in final fourth history. You can get into
that if you want, But at the end, you know what,
we had a great game Monday night and Florida down
twelve points in the second half, kind of you did
a roll reversal, right, I mean, here's Houston with that
(41:26):
unbelievable come back against Duke.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
On Saturday.
Speaker 10 (41:29):
It was Florida with the great comeback in the second
half down twelve and they win by two. So Gators
win it, the Huskies win it, and man, we put
a bow on the college basketball season. But really an
amazing month of March and at least the early part
of April it was great stuff.
Speaker 5 (41:44):
Man, it really was all except yeah for the women's tournament.
You know, I don't know, is there something about that?
And can it just be like that? I mean, U Conn,
would you just get rolling? I mean, they can just
roll over somebody. This is the elite South Carolina Island
and all like that, and they're that much better than them.
I mean they torched them earlier, like in February about that.
Speaker 10 (42:06):
Monthy, Yeah, they snapped South carolina seventy one game home
win streak when they saw them, you know, and listen,
guy's a great coach. They got a great program. All
those teams. Much like on the men's side, you could
close your eyes and go, hey, you know what, I
could see this team winning two games in Tampa or
two games in San Antonio to win it all. But
really the women's side, Yukon won all six of their
(42:29):
games in the NCAA Tournament by an average of twenty
nine points a game. I mean, so they just even
though we had a lot of chalk, they seem to
be playing their best basketball cut above and like I said,
Gino Orimo went to his twelfth title. And then you
got the Gators on the other side. On the men's side,
they won their six games by an average of nine
(42:50):
and a half points a game. And you know, Texas
Tech could have knocked him out, Yukon could have knocked
him out. Auburn had him down at halftime in the
semi final, Houston's got them down twelve in the second half.
But they were the toughest team, you know, at the
end of the day, they found a way to win
surviving ad fancy hear that all the time, and Florida
quite frankly did it better than anybody else. But it
(43:11):
was a tremendous tournament. Like I said, we didn't have
a whole lot of upsets, but when you got down
to the Sweet sixteen and the Elite eight and then
eventually the Final four, you really did have the best
teams playing and then the women. Again, I thought the
games would have been more competitive, but Yukon proved to
be the best team in Florida. At the end of
the day, they got the belt, they got the title,
and for the SEC, their first national title since twenty twelve.
(43:33):
So it's been a long time coming.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
For the SEC.
Speaker 10 (43:35):
But what a great basketball year for their conference, I believe.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
In fact, just a question about Duke so problem man,
you to think they would have an inbounds play that
might have worked. Man, that just stunked the way and
you used the word collapse. It's not like Houston came
back and took it from him and as liked, gave
it to them. That's the way I failed. Washingtons in
idiots prompter. You know what, there was a deal, but
(44:00):
he calls he's young. You know, he's nervous.
Speaker 10 (44:02):
You know, John boy, you know pressure, right. I mean,
Duke had been blowing the a SEC out had not
been really tested like Houston had been. And you know,
when you're up fourteen with eight minutes ago, you love
your chances to shoot. Duke had the ball up sex
with a minute to go, and you're thinking, well, there's
just no one mean, you know, good for Houston. They
(44:23):
made it close, but hey, Duke's going to figure this
thing out, and they got Cooper flag, and I mean
it was just amazing and everything that could go wrong
for Duke. Did you know they did do a great
job getting in bounds. They missed a key free throw,
the foul and Cooper flag. I didn't think it was
a good call, but nevertheless, that wasn't the reason Duke
lost the game. It was just execution. And that's where
(44:45):
you got to give Houston some credit. They played great defense.
They made the big threes, they made their free throws,
they didn't quit. They were relentless on the defensive end.
But that one will be a scar John boy, that's one.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
For John everybody.
Speaker 10 (45:00):
He may get back multiple times and then he went
multiple championships. We'll see, but they will remember that one
because that one will come back to haunt you a
little bit. They got to get that one. They got
to flush it and move on.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
So it's a right quick back. You know, what about
next year is do we know Flag? Do you think
he'll be the first pick the NBA draft is?
Speaker 10 (45:18):
Well, he will be unless the Hornets are picking first
and screw it up. I mean, that's the way out.
Look at I mean, Cooper Man, now, he's only eighteen
years old. How good is he going to be five
years from now when he really matures. He's got a
great game, and who knows what will happen with the
NBA draft. But you know a lot of people respecting him.
He could he come back. I think he'd be crazy
(45:39):
to come back. I mean, he's just too many opportunities
moving forward. He's played his whole life to get to
the NBA, and anybody in the league would love to
have them.
Speaker 5 (45:47):
All right, So Duke, who's just right on the bed?
I know who looks better next year in the ACC
Duke or Carolina Louisville. How Louisville is a one?
Speaker 10 (46:00):
How about that? How about that answer? I mean, listen,
you got listen. One of the things that drives me crazy,
Johnny real quick is the second the game ends and
you're waiting for one shining moment to be played at
midnight and it's like, all right, that's the tradition at
twelve oh one am on Tuesday every more on in America.
That does stuff well, that do for a living. The
way way way too early preseason top twenty five Listen,
(46:22):
I couldn't even tell you what a roster looks like.
And people are going to tell me who the top
twenty five teams are, so who knows. We got plenty
of time to worry about it.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
As a boy, I knew you'd give it to me straight,
that a bully pack. You got it all right, Well,
close the book on basketball and then well why you
say some good old acc baseball over the way?
Speaker 10 (46:42):
Well you got the Masters this week, yeah, John boy,
I mean, so don't forget about that little golf tournament
they have down there to gusta that that'll grab everybody's
attention this week. But baseball be good, the SEC, the
a SEC of the two dominant leagues. And again we
got plenty of time to talk about between that and
Omaha when everybody gets cranked up and for that deal.
But it'll be great. But the men's and women's tournaments
(47:03):
are over, and again put your feet up and watch
a little golf and we'll get ready for some other
stuff to talk about.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Thanks for being with USTe with that pack man. Appreciate you, buddy, all.
Speaker 10 (47:11):
Right, John boy, you'd be good now all right, thank
you so much.
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like it took a long time to get here this week. Yeah,
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My job. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm just
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gonna read the national days and then I'm not gonna
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About that, Okay, so you don't have to like give
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You can give a kippy as well, because you had
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And bone marrow bone mal Yes, living donor.
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to fifteen that in tax time, we chose let's try
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Speaker 12 (08:54):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Boo
draw and the taxman. As our story opens, Justin LeBlanc
drops by the home of Woodrow Boudreau in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
At Boudreaux, where are you at? Well, piers my nipple
and call me freaky?
Speaker 7 (09:15):
How did that?
Speaker 8 (09:16):
You stop?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And you got a minute? I need to spoke with you.
We come on in a little bird.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Guess who's here?
Speaker 13 (09:24):
Well, it being about ten minutes away from supper time,
I'd say it's justin Leblank.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
How did that?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Elizabeth?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I ain't here to eat. I need some advice on
a problem.
Speaker 13 (09:34):
Well, if that don't killed that jumbo sized kids on
appetite you got, this must be one honking big problem.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Woodrow, my friend, I need some lawyer and help. Y'all
know a good tax attorney? Does anybody know a good
tax attorney? I can only do the lines in this
road for me?
Speaker 14 (09:56):
All tax attorneys? Why sho I took my eyes down
the street that somebody ask us? That's why I can
find something?
Speaker 10 (10:04):
Now?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Listen whoseman? Look him up in my address book?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
He's right between and her line.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
That tax attorney.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
He rapped between the stockbroken man and.
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The roose Ruce McKinney.
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Wait at wither him with your sarcasm.
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Good, comeback?
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Need it.
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You jerking my chain? Ain't you coose?
Speaker 6 (10:33):
I'm joking, Yo, Jane, what does Sam hell? You dike
me and Boujo knee with a tax attorney?
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You got some tax problems?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
You stand?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
You got some coach stars? Hey, that might be a
tax attorney. No, I don't need a tax attorney, man,
but my uncle Joe dou see.
Speaker 14 (10:54):
Last year, Uncle Joe told Uncle Sam about a whole
bunch of money he made, so he ain't paid all
the texts he should have been due.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Man, get hisself in big trouble doing that. That's what
I told him when I drive him the grtrus tore
one day.
Speaker 14 (11:08):
I can't do that hot pitch voice on such a
long life, he saying to stand, I look at it
like this. I give the government that money, they ain't
gonna do nothing but piss it away. What I need
Washington for that. I can waste my money good as
they can. I say, Well, I ain't no preacher, but
you know what the Bible say, render to Caesar what
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belonged to Caesar, and render to God what belonged to him.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh so now, Uncle Joe ain't just stepping Uncle Sam.
He got the Lord hisself calling.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Him on it.
Speaker 14 (11:37):
I'm glad somebody listening to what his conscience started working
on him something fierce. Can't sleep one wink for days.
Finally he sit down and rode out a check to
the in front of revenue. That's when the problem start.
Speaker 13 (11:54):
Now hold on, if he wrote the in front of
revenue a check, seem like the problem is over, you jump.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Right in there.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I was waiting for that dramatical promise. Well, see the
problem ain't the check, it's that letter he put in
there with it.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
So what letter.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I tried?
Speaker 14 (12:16):
Not one of them pulsitis for myself, the one that
say the infernal revenue at tax time this year, I
underpaid my incoming tax and ain't been able to sleep
one wink since I ain't never felt so bad in
all my life. And closed is a check for two
hundred dollars, signed John J.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
LeBlanc. PS. If I don't sleep much better more tonight,
I'm gonna send you the rest. So what do y'all think?
Speaker 13 (12:43):
I think you ain't gonna have to drive Uncle Joe
to the grocery store again for about the next ten
to twenty years.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well do you hope you ever enjoyed John Boy and.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Playhouse Joe?
Speaker 12 (13:05):
And again next time we'll hear the crusty old field
agent for the Infernal Revenue say, hey, big.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Wait wait, wait, wait, wait and so long of course, good,
I've forgotten to.
Speaker 13 (13:19):
Set up.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Anybody going tax attorney.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Good morning, got a big show on the radio. We
will officially wrap up the college basketball see with the
man from the ACC nothing working a big ESPN Mark
Packer coming up a little belle. Oh man, that's an
hour and a half from now. Don't make Packer get up.
(14:14):
Don't got him yet. No, I don't want to wake
him up too early. He's got an afternoon show on TV.
He's got to look good. It doesn't matter what we
look like. I mean, you know, Packer looking good. It's
possible anyway, So the cripstalkers, we're gonna cut him loose
after the Easter Bunny in twenty minutes. So one hour
and twenty minutes back, man, I'll with arguing with myself.
Speaker 10 (14:36):
All right, good meeting.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
With this.
Speaker 13 (14:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Let's go to Brushywood, Arkansas to visit with the town gossip.
It's time for over the back fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Oh hey, Carleen, you're up early.
Speaker 11 (14:56):
Me.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
I ain't been depid yet. My cousin del Mar moved
in with me two weeks ago.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
After you.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
He broke up with that skanky Burdie Higgins that works
part time at Dinky Donuts. Word to the wires until
that boil goes away, don't eat the long Johns. I
don't blame him for dumping her. She always smiled like
a cross between a dirty hamster cage and transmission fluid.
And now he won't move out of my place until
he finds someone else to move in with. He's awful
picky for a guy with a you to brow seventeeth
and belly button that sticks out like a shwin handlebar,
not to mention, his poots last about thirty five minutes
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on average. Debbie Dunbar, don't walk away from a challenge.
I even sat through snow White on a Dare mirror
mirror on the wall. Who's the Fairest of the Mall?
Spoiler alert, it ain't snow White. I thought I was
watching Shrik.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
First.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
I tried fixing him up with Gladys peck with you
know her. She has the kiss the booth outside the
Piggly Wiggly between.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
You and me.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
I think her only customers are her cousins Bobo, Hobo
and Bernice. Well, you know, del Mar is a foot man,
and Gladys wears open toad shoes and has nails like
a velosar raptor. She tried to get a pedicure once
and the belt sanders set the drips of fire. But
I think it was really that row of cold sores
across her top loop that turned him off. Looked like
a puss mustache. He had one date with Phyllis Perrywinkle.
Speaker 11 (15:52):
You know her.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
She works at Super Happy Fun Place at the mall,
Bite the gum off the rides. She got bright red hair,
lazy eye, buck teeth. He said it was like kissing
Penny Wise. I don't know why he's sopaper. He said
he don't want to be tied down to just one girl,
So I set him up with Becky Dankworth. Not one
body part matches the other on that girl. She's got
a d cup on one side, acup on the other one,
air like Dumbo on the other, ear like a little
bat one big guy, like an octopus at one tiny
beat he had like a shrew, left chicken and dunk,
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a knunk, right cheek, no ass at all. I told him,
if he just focused on one body part at a time,
he'd be like dating ten or twelve gals. But he
can't count that high, so it was kind of lost
on him, even with this celebrity route. My cousin's best
friend's fourth cousins uncle's niece twice removed on my mother's
side as best friends with a friend of a girl
that knows a guy who's the tow boy for that girl,
basketball player that thinks a good bit of herself Angel Reese. Yeah,
she's got everything, celebrity stamina for you know what, and
(16:37):
a steady job that pays three bucks more an hour
the minimum wage. Well, I was shocked. He turned her
down flat. Seems out little will Smith mustache of hers
was a deal breaker. Don't understand that, I don't. He
used to go out with that Italian girl Dominique passed
the near Cori aer and Lord she was born with
the five o'clock shadow. She goes to the vet to
get them flee callers for Saint Pinart's. They take her
out to the sheep farm. He gets sheered three times
a year. I ain't even got a sweater made out
(16:58):
of her hair, but I don't wear it. It smells
like Mark Reds and shame. I guess my last straw's
Felicia Kurdweller. Her daddy owns that chain of funny taxid
ermy stores, you know, where they can make a deer's
butt look like Bigfoot. She got a bit of the turettess.
But del Mar likes a girl of the salty mouth
and the only hiccup. And I don't know this to
be true, but I hear tail through the bol rama
and sudds, and does great find that miss Felicia is
also mister Felicia. You might be one of them hermraphidities.
(17:20):
But I always thought del Mar might be a switch hitter.
So let's just see what happens, all right. I gotta go, Carleen,
I gotta meet up with that gorgeous slab of man,
Jerky Farley Clinger. I asked him to take me shopping
at the Naughty Underwear store, and I'm just hoping he'll
take the hint Bishuk.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Double d I l.
Speaker 15 (17:36):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 16 (17:40):
This says buzz nut Lad with a bulletin Big Show
Knows reporter alive on the scene of a major disaster.
I've never seen such carnage. And may I remind you
that I was at the Great Dnna Pass Barbecue eating the.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Buckle of nineteen ninety nine. This is much much worse.
Speaker 16 (17:54):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions, the tattered coccasas of
other morning shows. A little about it Field, You're listening
to the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy
and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Good Friday morning, Big shows on the radio. Wig, I
gotta look too far to find a happy boy.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Ubb hubbub feeling in my bone, says I have my
weed bubble hubble. I'ma have to be boy, Ima have
to be boy. Oh we did good when things are
going here? We Hey, hey, my little box bot got
hit by a car. Ubble Hubble, hubble hubb but it's
got in the box and put him in the drawer.
(19:21):
I'ma have to be boy. I'ma hap be boy. Oh,
and good when things are going here, we hey, hey,
(19:44):
oh for god, all about it for a month and
a half. Ubbub hubble. I looked into the drawer and
started to laugh hubbub because I might have to be
BOYM have me boy. Oh we did good when things
are going here?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
We hey, hey, good morning. B shows on the radio.
All right, told you gonna turn the crock Stalker lose.
Hang on for let me tell you about the prize pack.
Somebody will win on John Board Jeopardy. Big Old LS
(20:18):
tractor package and includes a cool hat, stainless steel, insulated
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LS tractor. Just click on the link at the Big
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Hang on playing for ten minutes right now.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife and annoying the crap out
of them.
Speaker 11 (20:47):
Now here, Steve, thank you, loving good day your old
pal Steve eh When his icy grip is finally loosen,
that spring is in the air. What a gorgeous day,
Real shirt sleeve weather. Today, we're hearing domesticated wilds of suburbia.
Our mission is a bit on the odd side, to
prove once and for all the existence of one of
the truly rare critters, the Easter bunny. Most folks don't
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realize that the Easter bunny predates Christianity. He was held
up as a symbol of fertility and new life during
the spring season. But he certainly is a bloody generous
bunny hopping about filling kids' baskets with all sorts of
treats and goodies. And we're going to be lying in
wait to catch him in the act. The sun is
finally just dipped below the horizon, and before long the
(21:31):
Easter Bunny will be making his rounds. We've got a
perfect hiding spot in the hedge here, and the trap
is set. Several empty baskets lying around that'll keep him busy,
a handful of organic carrots to refuel his tank, and
if he plays hard to get, we've got several of
these taser traps lying around. They look like bear traps,
but when the jaws clamp down, they give him a
(21:52):
taser blast of fifty thousand volts. No worries, kiddos. These
are perfectly harmless. They'll help the old Easter bunny take
a nice little while your uncle Steve staples this tracking
center into his ear, totally painless. And as a last resort,
I've got some rare Easter bunny pheromones in this little
glass vial. If he gets too shy, I'll just pop
(22:13):
the cork on this bottle. If he's as hot to
trot as the legend says, he is, one sniff and
he'll come running for true, I'll just stick this in
my back pocket for safe keeping.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Wow, it's up.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Don't move.
Speaker 11 (22:29):
Something's mucking about just out there beyond the fence. Whatever
it is, it's pretty bloody big. Wow.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
There he is, crug. He's huge.
Speaker 11 (22:43):
He's gotta be at least seven feet tall, nine feet
if you can't the years. He's a real beauty. His
snow white fur shines.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
In the moonlight.
Speaker 11 (22:52):
And he cleared their finds and one flawless hop BlimE me,
he's filling those basket fucking chair. Gonna be a bonds
reached morning for these kids. U oh, stepped on a tweet,
gave away my position. I think he knows we're here. Yeah,
that's a big ten four. Good buddy, he's onto us. Okay,
I'm gonna take a chance, and I want to step
(23:13):
out into the open.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Easy, big boy. I'm not gonna hurt you. I just
want to get a look at you.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Ah.
Speaker 11 (23:21):
He's bloody spectacular. Look at those powerful hind legs, big
soft paws. He's a beauty. Oh he's terrified. Bless him,
No worry, he's made easy, does it. I'll be out
of your hair in just a minute.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I'm afraid he's gonna bolt now.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
I'm gonna keep anvincing on him until he backs into
those taser traps. That's right, boy, old stave as your friend,
just back up a bit farther and.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Oops.
Speaker 11 (23:50):
It doesn't see him happy one bit. He's clausing those
paws and they are short.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
By really not my nice. He's to jump on his
back tank daddy.
Speaker 17 (24:07):
At run for it.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Here it goes.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Minches away from getting that tank in his ear.
Speaker 13 (24:17):
Got it just a time, lisy my rip.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Oh wow, I can't believe my luck. I totally missed
the taser traps, but I did land on something sharp. Oh,
I landed on that viol of easter bunny Pheromones. I
hope he doesn't get a whiff easy big boy on
(24:46):
my bloke? What would the missus think heikes?
Speaker 9 (24:59):
Tune in again next week for another episode that crocodile stalker.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Maybe at least he left me these huge chocolate Easter eggs. Yeah,
that's not choking.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
All right, Good time, AI, let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Need to review yesterday's question case you're missing answer? We said,
if you're calm, you'll do this about fifteen times a minute,
but when you're nervous, you do it three times more often.
I think that's blink. It is blink count them. I
(25:43):
don't know what else it would be. You know, I
got to thinking about that. Well, it depends on what e.
Speaker 10 (25:48):
Sneeze.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Okay, never mind, let's let's let it go. Was yesterday, Okay,
today's John Boy Jeopardy. Going by the numbers, dogs and
cats are by far than number one and two most
popular pets in America. We're looking for number three pet rocks.
They were very popular fore time. What y'all got one?
Speaker 10 (26:11):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Big show? You told free line? Come on and play
John boyd Jepardy next. Good morning, it's a Big Show
(26:43):
on the Radio, Rolling through your Friday, April eleventh, our
feature track from the Big Show bed Box, The Crocodile
Stalker Stalk, Stay Easter, Bunny.
Speaker 10 (26:53):
Check it out.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Bed Box at the Big Show dot com. And right
now let's play Yeah Slive across America is John Boy
Jeopardy and now your host.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
You can tell he's a dog.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Man because anytime he finishes eating, he shows everybody his
hands are empty like some David's blackjack dealer. He's Jon Boy. Well,
you know, unless I had a fin at of Williamston,
North Carolina. Good morning, Finn, Hey, John Boy, how you doing,
Hey buddy, awesome man, welcome in here, all right, Williamston,
(27:34):
North Carolina. Like you spot right?
Speaker 10 (27:36):
That's right?
Speaker 5 (27:37):
All right man? Well the fan you got first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. We're going by the numbers.
Dogs and cats by far, the number one and two
most popular pets in America. We're looking for number three.
Speaker 10 (27:51):
I'm gonna say fish.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
All right, Well, let's see. Is it a fish?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
It just sounds weird when you say a fish, fish
like goldfish? What's all I mean? I don't know, coy
Pond's that councils.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Some people have saltwater fish in their house.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Yeah, aquariums, Yeah, I know. I'm thinking. I just had
me a little bowl when I was a kids.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Like my fair fish. I got this at the fair.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
So the fresh water fish, yes, fresh water small animals
come in number four, and they're grouped together like with hamsteris, gerbils, rabbits,
guinea pigs.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
You've fan all of those in your house, kids, I
think you've had.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
And then birds. That's the only thing we hadn't had
is a bird. And we had a crackotile.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I remember.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
They're very loving as they kind of bond to one
family member. But yeah, it was a good a good right,
come on you have they kept flying down at your head.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
You get a parrot, they live like ninety years. You
have to put it in a will.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah. Yeah. Well hey fan, Well good luck, buddy, I mean,
good work you wanted. We got your prize bat if
you hang alrighty, alrighty, alright boy, appreciate it. Thank you
boy Bottomney hours uh top.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Of your news man.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
We banged on the drum its Friday morning.
Speaker 9 (29:19):
Is we'll take care of that right on the other side.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Good morning, this will make Sean the radio. Friday morning's
on all the working men and women don't buy working,
don't want to work? Well anyway, where's get you going?
Speaker 18 (30:11):
And before eleven o'clock to night, mister, you better find
yourself another line of work. That's when sure, don't fix
your pistol. It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I hate one.
Speaker 17 (30:41):
I've been having a very bad day. I don't okay,
I don't need I don't come big.
Speaker 11 (31:04):
Today.
Speaker 15 (31:16):
She's gone.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
Day work work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 12 (31:39):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 11 (31:40):
Man?
Speaker 5 (31:40):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
We does have a life.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
I mean, do you do anything beside this creepy stuff?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 7 (31:48):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (31:48):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work, work, work, work,
work work work.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Well.
Speaker 15 (31:54):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Yeah, we can.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work, the
time when you go out looking for happiness and end
up lunch over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
The weekend, things are at their darkest, Pal. It's a
brave man.
Speaker 10 (32:11):
A party.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
All it is will taste you as.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Cool, buzz.
Speaker 17 (32:22):
Off, fine, Oh.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Dolly, I'm what today?
Speaker 10 (33:08):
I'm married?
Speaker 18 (33:09):
Check me.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Work work what?
Speaker 11 (33:16):
What?
Speaker 18 (33:16):
What? What?
Speaker 11 (33:17):
What? What's work?
Speaker 15 (33:18):
Work?
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Work studios? Good Friday morning. It's a big show already,
(34:02):
love for getting in the playhouse. Look at the brand
new script.
Speaker 11 (34:06):
All right action, Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn
here with another double chin jiggling edition of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The Castaways. As our story opens,
Harry is celebrating his six month anniversary being stranded on
a desert island with Kate Upton Kate, Katie, Dinner's ready.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
It's Kate, not Katie, not Caterino, not catial adding dong Kate.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot Kate. I hope you're hungry. Wow.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Look at this spread, grilled snapper, mango, relish, wild garlic.
What's the special occasion?
Speaker 8 (34:49):
Well, I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
Today mark six months since we were stranded in this
tropical paradise.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Six months. Ugh, don't remind me.
Speaker 11 (34:58):
Well, yeah, I was wondering, since I went all out
for the dinner, if you could do something special.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
For me as long as it's not too weird.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
I'm not recreating a swimsuit cover. I'm not going to
pretend to be your third grade teacher and spank you.
And we're not going to play Tarzan and Jane up
in the tree tops. I've still got chigger bytes.
Speaker 8 (35:19):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing
like that. Here, put on some of my old clothes.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
You want me to put on clothes that's different?
Speaker 8 (35:28):
And can I call you Pete? He was my best
friend and I really miss him.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Oh that sweet? Sure, I don't mind it at all.
Speaker 8 (35:37):
Okay, and one last thing, Pete, take this piece of
burnt wood and draw a mustache on your upper lip.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
I know where the mustache goes there.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
That's perfect. You look just like him, sort of.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
Oh so Pete was a thirty six triple D. So
what else do I need to know?
Speaker 8 (35:55):
Oh, don't worry about that, Pete boy. Do I have
some juicy gossip for you, Pete. Guess who I've been
sleeping with for the last six months.
Speaker 11 (36:12):
I hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse and
could you do up those top two buttons?
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Pete wasn't a slut?
Speaker 11 (36:20):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the pervy tribal
chieftain who has a crush on Pete.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 15 (36:33):
Good morning, you got a big show on al radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weather sports.
Speaker 14 (36:39):
By This is Spanjordi arts in all today from hammer Langer.
Speaker 11 (36:45):
You're Norway after around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 16 (36:50):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring smoothie.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
And listening to the Big Show with Yon Boy in Beiley.
There's a bomb in this one.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. One
hour Alert John Boy's Wonderful Thing give away number one
hundred and thirty eight, a copy of the talking record
for Boys Gotta Shy Boy, Little Kid, and a phonograph.
This could be your wonderful thing that you enable to
had the Big Show dot com give it away in
an hour. Uh yesterday, at this time I was talking
(37:58):
about chev Woolley. I wanted to tell you what we
found out co yesterday Shed Woolley would have been one
hundred and four. He was in Rawhide and Big Purple
People Eater song. They had one of Novelty two's and
it was on the Outlaw Josie Wells, which one of
my favorite movies of all time. A lot of guys
like that. But I was trying to figure out who
he was, so anyway, so we got this. I think
(38:20):
I found him. He was one of the guys ten
bears had buried up to his neck of that right
they put those. He was Mamma, gamma. I liked him man,
so yeah, so he was one of those guys. He
also played the fiddle when Rows of Santaia sang Rows
of Alabama, Oh yeah, in the bar when they last
(38:43):
moved to that last town that they all that they
all went to. He was a fiddle player in the bar. Okay,
did you see this movie? I've seen it many times,
many many times. So I saw two movies last weekend.
Speaker 10 (38:58):
I don't even remember what they're names.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
I have to really like and get into it, I guess.
Just walk with me down the streets of Maybury sometimes
and you have all there you go. Sheb Will playing
the violin in the bar the rolls of Alabama. All right,
good good, all right, Now now I can move on
with my life. Let's get packpack on here and wrap
up the college basketball season. Mark Packer Next, Big Show
(39:27):
rolls on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up,
we played Beating the Blonde for a Happy Herd prize.
Pack click on that Happy Herd banner at the Big
Show dot com enter coach JBB. Get temperson off of
check out, Call him up boys, get him ready to fall.
Ain't gonna be that far away. Well, we know basketball
season is over and the man who covers it better
(39:49):
than anybody else on the college side from the ACC
network in the Big ESPN, we have him weekly. Mister
Mark Packer was uppacked.
Speaker 10 (39:58):
John boy, you're right, the college basketball season is officially over,
and congratulations need to go out to the Florida Gators
on the men's side taking care of business in San
Antonio on a Monday night, and then on Sunday, Gino,
Orima and Yukon took care of business and won on
the women's side. But John boy, those two tournaments, even
though we had a bunch of chalk at the very end,
(40:20):
you had three number one seeds in a two seed
on the women's side, you had four number one seeds.
On the men's sides, you had all this chalk, but men,
the final fourth part of it felt completely totally opposite, didn't.
I mean, Yukon on the women's side, Gino Oriema seventy
one years old, wins's twelfth national title. Yukon just obliterated everybody.
I mean, there are three games on the women's side
(40:43):
were determined by seventeen, thirty four and twenty three points.
Then on the men's side, you knew somebody was going
to win the national championship for the first time, at
least as far as the coaches go. Coach Gold down
there at Florida thirty nine years old and again a
great performance. All three games were unbelievably tight. Duke fans
(41:04):
still upset, and rightfully so, with the way that game
got away from them. Saturday night against Houston, they're up
fourteen with eight minutes ago. One of the biggest epic
collapses maybe in final fourth history. You can get into
that if you want, But at the end, you know what,
we had a great game Monday night and Florida down
twelve points in the second half, kind of you did
a roll reversal, right, I mean, here's Houston with that
(41:26):
unbelievable come back against Duke.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
On Saturday.
Speaker 10 (41:29):
It was Florida with the great comeback in the second
half down twelve and they win by two. So Gators
win it, the Huskies win it, and man, we put
a bow on the college basketball season. But really an
amazing month of March and at least the early part
of April it was great stuff.
Speaker 5 (41:44):
Man, it really was all except yeah for the women's tournament.
You know, I don't know, is there something about that?
And can it just be like that? I mean, U Conn,
would you just get rolling? I mean, they can just
roll over somebody. This is the elite South Carolina Island
and all like that, and they're that much better than them.
I mean they torched them earlier, like in February about that.
Speaker 10 (42:06):
Monthy, Yeah, they snapped South carolina seventy one game home
win streak when they saw them, you know, and listen,
guy's a great coach. They got a great program. All
those teams. Much like on the men's side, you could
close your eyes and go, hey, you know what, I
could see this team winning two games in Tampa or
two games in San Antonio to win it all. But
really the women's side, Yukon won all six of their
(42:29):
games in the NCAA Tournament by an average of twenty
nine points a game. I mean, so they just even
though we had a lot of chalk, they seem to
be playing their best basketball cut above and like I said,
Gino Orimo went to his twelfth title. And then you
got the Gators on the other side. On the men's side,
they won their six games by an average of nine
(42:50):
and a half points a game. And you know, Texas
Tech could have knocked him out, Yukon could have knocked
him out. Auburn had him down at halftime in the
semi final, Houston's got them down twelve in the second half.
But they were the toughest team, you know, at the
end of the day, they found a way to win
surviving ad fancy hear that all the time, and Florida
quite frankly did it better than anybody else. But it
(43:11):
was a tremendous tournament. Like I said, we didn't have
a whole lot of upsets, but when you got down
to the Sweet sixteen and the Elite eight and then
eventually the Final four, you really did have the best
teams playing and then the women. Again, I thought the
games would have been more competitive, but Yukon proved to
be the best team in Florida. At the end of
the day, they got the belt, they got the title,
and for the SEC, their first national title since twenty twelve.
(43:33):
So it's been a long time coming.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
For the SEC.
Speaker 10 (43:35):
But what a great basketball year for their conference, I believe.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
In fact, just a question about Duke so problem man,
you to think they would have an inbounds play that
might have worked. Man, that just stunked the way and
you used the word collapse. It's not like Houston came
back and took it from him and as liked, gave
it to them. That's the way I failed. Washingtons in
idiots prompter. You know what, there was a deal, but
(44:00):
he calls he's young. You know, he's nervous.
Speaker 10 (44:02):
You know, John boy, you know pressure, right. I mean,
Duke had been blowing the a SEC out had not
been really tested like Houston had been. And you know,
when you're up fourteen with eight minutes ago, you love
your chances to shoot. Duke had the ball up sex
with a minute to go, and you're thinking, well, there's
just no one mean, you know, good for Houston. They
(44:23):
made it close, but hey, Duke's going to figure this
thing out, and they got Cooper flag, and I mean
it was just amazing and everything that could go wrong
for Duke. Did you know they did do a great
job getting in bounds. They missed a key free throw,
the foul and Cooper flag. I didn't think it was
a good call, but nevertheless, that wasn't the reason Duke
lost the game. It was just execution. And that's where
(44:45):
you got to give Houston some credit. They played great defense.
They made the big threes, they made their free throws,
they didn't quit. They were relentless on the defensive end.
But that one will be a scar John boy, that's one.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
For John everybody.
Speaker 10 (45:00):
He may get back multiple times and then he went
multiple championships. We'll see, but they will remember that one
because that one will come back to haunt you a
little bit. They got to get that one. They got
to flush it and move on.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
So it's a right quick back. You know, what about
next year is do we know Flag? Do you think
he'll be the first pick the NBA draft is?
Speaker 10 (45:18):
Well, he will be unless the Hornets are picking first
and screw it up. I mean, that's the way out.
Look at I mean, Cooper Man, now, he's only eighteen
years old. How good is he going to be five
years from now when he really matures. He's got a
great game, and who knows what will happen with the
NBA draft. But you know a lot of people respecting him.
He could he come back. I think he'd be crazy
(45:39):
to come back. I mean, he's just too many opportunities
moving forward. He's played his whole life to get to
the NBA, and anybody in the league would love to
have them.
Speaker 5 (45:47):
All right, So Duke, who's just right on the bed?
I know who looks better next year in the ACC
Duke or Carolina Louisville. How Louisville is a one?
Speaker 10 (46:00):
How about that? How about that answer? I mean, listen,
you got listen. One of the things that drives me crazy,
Johnny real quick is the second the game ends and
you're waiting for one shining moment to be played at
midnight and it's like, all right, that's the tradition at
twelve oh one am on Tuesday every more on in America.
That does stuff well, that do for a living. The
way way way too early preseason top twenty five Listen,
(46:22):
I couldn't even tell you what a roster looks like.
And people are going to tell me who the top
twenty five teams are, so who knows. We got plenty
of time to worry about it.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
As a boy, I knew you'd give it to me straight,
that a bully pack. You got it all right, Well,
close the book on basketball and then well why you
say some good old acc baseball over the way?
Speaker 10 (46:42):
Well you got the Masters this week, yeah, John boy,
I mean, so don't forget about that little golf tournament
they have down there to gusta that that'll grab everybody's
attention this week. But baseball be good, the SEC, the
a SEC of the two dominant leagues. And again we
got plenty of time to talk about between that and
Omaha when everybody gets cranked up and for that deal.
But it'll be great. But the men's and women's tournaments
(47:03):
are over, and again put your feet up and watch
a little golf and we'll get ready for some other
stuff to talk about.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Thanks for being with USTe with that pack man. Appreciate you, buddy, all.
Speaker 10 (47:11):
Right, John boy, you'd be good now all right, thank
you so much.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
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