April 14, 2025 • 36 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll recap the news from when the U.S. Troops discovered Saddam’s Austin Powers’ish love shack.. - Killer Beaz joins they not ready for drive time players - and it turns out exactly as you would expect!.. - married man and company battle the Osbournes on the TV game show “Family Fracas”.. - We’ll run down a list of offenders from the files of Dumb Crooks.. - We’ve got a visit with comedian Greg Warren.. - Bradshaw has out Horoscopes for the day.. - and we’ll wrap up with a Big Show staff meeting…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What go now?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Go now?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Okay, good morning, Stan Higgins here.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Nothing makes my day like a chance to pip in
on John Boy and Billy here in the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
But I don't come here just to see them. I'm
not a gay.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I come here for the eye Candy, Babs, Jackie and
Fader and Fanny's got a sweet.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
To How is that? Blood morning?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
A big show is on the radio for this Monday morning,
Monday morning, April the fourteenth. So I got a good
lined up, y'all have a good weekend? Ye tell me
about it?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Prove it well?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Mine started serving all y'all soup, my famous twenty two
bean soup.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
That was.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That was some good stuff. So can I get some today?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:14):
If you want something, well.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I want to take some with me from when I left,
you know, but all were too busy to run. Get
me some tough wire or something.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I don't know. I'm telling you.
Speaker 8 (01:22):
You got to do that thing where you sew the
rubber things in your pocket, rubber bladders.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
And y' also we get started earlier than that. You
didn't realize that. You remember us talking on Friday about
you guys needed extra garbage cans? Yes, and I said, well,
I just called the city. I bought an extra one
and roll them out, and you guys are lucky enough
to go look in the lobby.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
You have two big rollout.
Speaker 9 (01:46):
Garbage cans, right, Jackie said Barbara the front desk call
said are you ready? Yes, they just delivered two garbage
cans over here.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
This is from the company that manufactured the cans for
the city.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Kid.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah all right, so we bypass some city fees on
top of it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, perfect, It's just a good deal.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Y'all.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Would like to hear your business name mentioned for trinkets
that you.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Drop by that reminds me. Let me thank uh the
uh Barbecue and rib company. Remember they brought up We
were talking about how great the barbecue was.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
When when I first got I got home to Graham
and the boys that sits down there, had a great lunch.
There's that these guys and uh then a Sagebrush steakhouse
on Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I went to the Sagebrush in my hometown, Graham, Roy, Carolina,
right off Evey five. I forty there and had a
great time. It was a birthday party behind us. Got
to got to bus in on that take some picture
signed some John Won't Billy grilling sauce.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And there's a great group over there.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So hate you to the Sagebrush guys and gals in beautiful.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Graham, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
They didn't even complain when you gave that party a
table dance for their birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
No, see, they seemed to appreciate it, that's right.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
And they had tupperware.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And I did. Yeah, and I got to take some
food home with me. We'll talk about that, Billia.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
What'd you get for free over the weekend except for
the trash can?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's about it. Tak some bicycles on the back of you.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
Yeah, we took them out yesterday afternoon. I'm taking one
to get tuned up today. Beautiful weather yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, I hope it was where you were? Well, all right,
so much so, y'all tired of having fun? You want
to keep it going through the week. Who wants to
have some week day fun?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
I would like to have some weekday Okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You go ahead. We'll be waiting right here. Good morning,
A big show is on the radio. You look very shagadelic.
Yeah yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Right now, y'all pay attention if you plan on playing
out burst and here we go right now, your legs
up on a state. In eighteen sixty five, President Abraham
Lincoln was shot and mortally wounded by John Wilkes Booth
while attending the comedy Our American Cousin at Ford's Theater
in Washington. President died the following morning. Other than that,
(04:04):
how'd you like to play?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That was just some kind of saying that too.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
How'd you like to play missus Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Contact?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Oh, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
How do you use that in context? I'd like to
use that in everyday life?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
Well, if you know, if something starts going really, really
badly and you just you know, you pause for a
second and go, well. Other than that, how'd you like
to play missus Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, I'll probably get to use that within the next hour.
There you go, where you can go?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
There, girl, Frank.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You know, it was only say, nineteen twelve, four days
into its maiden and voyage, the luxury liner Titanic hit
an iceberg off the coast of Newfoundland. It would seem
just hours later, in the early morning of April to fifteen,
four days into the boy watching that movie, Titanic seem
like a lot longer than that.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Didn't. Yeah, you're like about two weeks. Where's this thing?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Oh say it was only four days? Uh huh didn't
this sake how much plot you had to go? Let
us watch the boat go down. Killy guys, say the
bigger earl and everything'll be all right. Just a love
story women life.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
It's amazing how you can stretch it out when you're
just making most of it up.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And finally, on this date in nineteen seventy, during Apollo thirteen,
battery two in the lunar module explodes from overuse. This
was the second explosion on board the craft. The first
involving an oxygen tank, occurred the thirteenth That would have
been yesterday, four fifths of the way to the Moon.
It was during the first explosion of the mission. Commander
Jim Level radioed mission control with Southern Houston.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
We have a problem. That was somebody in the background,
and we could identify that. Boys.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
The mission had begun on April eleventh at two thirteen pm,
and the true demonstration of creative thinking by NASA scientists
and some improvising on the part of the crew, Apollo
thirteen splashed down safely on April the seventeenth, riveting, real life,
he rans real life action.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Well, three big downers to start out the week.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Holy Peter was a Lincoln shun killed a Tannic Saint
and the follow thirteen.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
See they don't really spend a lot of time recording
the happy moments in here?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
So have you ever noticed that pretty much has to.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Do with your defense? Apollo thirteen came back?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's right. Besides that, how did you enjoy this name? Mystery?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Miss all right?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You want to play out Burst?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Dial one eight hundred, Big show, be caller Nime, that'll
be you.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Good morning, a big show.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
It's already rise my dad at the bottom of the hours.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
In here, first to score, to dance upperst Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I can't stick game that anyone, jen Win, John Boyd
gave deep prizes from the Big Prize Beam.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Let's go contested number one. This shoot up and this
time level dead shots.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Playing with us from playing Veil, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
That's Martin. We shoot Mark, Mark, Mark.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Mark Fine Mark easy Lippy, Hello Mark, how are you
doing this morning?
Speaker 10 (07:40):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
John Boying belly.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Good morning, good morning. How's a mood around fad Veil
Fort Bragg right me wake Up'm all right right here too?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
All right we did a b Oh did you fall down?
Get up? Mark? You ain't hurt just about all right, buddy?
Were you ready? All right?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Ok?
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
One on the floor there for a second. Here we go.
Give me three dead presidents.
Speaker 11 (08:08):
Ready go Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, all right, Mark, Three things that will sink.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Ready go vote the plane of rock.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh, there you go, Mark.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I can actually hear Mark's brain cells waking up as
we go along.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Here, all right, Mark for the wind.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Three Apollo Moon missions ready go pollowed ten eleven, twelve, three?
Speaker 10 (08:42):
Good?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh? Wait a minute, wait a minute, I was quick.
I have Billy and ready making their little I know,
smart stuff? Was that out loud? Loud? I thought he was?
What's it is?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Well?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
The Pollo tan was a moon mission. They didn't land
on the Moon. It wasn't but necessary then go to
the moon either.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Did they tend one of those?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
It was an Earth orbit mission testing out the lunar
part of the Apollo mood?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we see y'all didn't say three
old missions that.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Mark.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We can turn on you just as easy. Yeah, But
it don't matter, Mark, because I'm on your side. You
got that, all right? Go ahead, you got it?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I know what you may man say. He's making my language. Please,
we all gigs go type something to each other.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Do you mean like a label to mail his price?
Speaker 10 (09:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, well let's not tell them Mark.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
We're gonna go help Barbara dress your baggage.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Coming up next. Well, look at Saddam's love shock. Y'all, morning, rednecks.
This is your pompa diss of love.
Speaker 12 (09:50):
I turn enjoying the hell out of my retirement, drinking
malt liquor, eating Vinies, and when I get to Jones
in for a crack and ago with it. I tuned
into John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 13 (10:04):
If why I done lost my appetite for crackers?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
You wanting a big show? It's on the radio, all right.
Saddam's love shack was found. US troops discovered. That's the
way they described it, his love shacking bag. Dad reports
had a secret hideaway resembled a playboy's fantasy straight from
the nineteen sixties. Troops sad reminded them of the Austin
(10:59):
Powers movie. They yelled Powers catchphrases. Yeah, babies and shaggadelic
as they went from room to room, Assotiated press reporters
with US forces said. The split level, one bedroom house
in central bag Dad had a mirrored bedroom and lamps
(11:20):
shaped like women.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
That's so I can check myself.
Speaker 14 (11:25):
We are sexy, we are yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
On the walls were airbrush paintings of a topless blonde
woman and another of a mustached hero battling a crocodile
was my idea.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Do I make you horny?
Speaker 11 (11:41):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Do I don't go there? Girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Throughout the house with photos of Sodam and one of
his known mistresses smiling at each other. All right, Military
officials suspect they found one of the paranoid Iraq leaders.
Many safe houses, yeah, the house and a half party
enclave in an upscale neighborhood a central Baghdad littered with
bean bag chairs that was my idea. Had a bar
(12:11):
stocked with twenty year old Italian red wines and expensive Cognacs,
brandies and Scotch whiskeyes. Kitchen contained fine china of the
Kuwaiti royal family, complete with the family seal golden maroon trim.
Speaker 9 (12:25):
I've been a freaking even doctor for thirty freaking years.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Cut me some freaking slack.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Upstairs was a television room with bright blue, pink and
yellow throw pillows.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Oh you know how much does cost?
Speaker 14 (12:44):
One hundred billions dollars?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Bathroom included a whirlpool well.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
In the bedroom, the king sized bed was fitted into
an enclave with mirrors on two sides and a fantasy
painting on the third. The closets and drawers were empty
except for a man's night shirt, two pairs of boxer shorts,
two T shirts, and a bathrobe sounds like my dressers
in each of them, individually wrapped in plastic, and a
(13:13):
bottle of Saddam's grilling sauce. One of the airbrush paintings
depict today tapas blonde, Yeah, green demon behind her pointing
a finger at a mythical.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Hero, stop humping the laser.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Another showed to bucksome woman chain to a barren desert mountain. Ledge, Yo,
what's up with a huge dragon diving down to kill
her with sharpened talons?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
See this is what happened to you if you have
a break up. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
The mistress in the photos was a parasola Lampus, who
was publicly told of her life as his lover. There's
the one that escape. Now she's in hide as one.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
That was a Dian Sawyer interviewed her. Yeah, he loves
Sinatra and keeps liquor all over it.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Was what was interviewed.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, television, a better relationship course. What love shack is
complete without some weapons.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
When you're in the main chamber, try and use the
big boy voice.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Okay, Actually it was the house immediately next door. They
found more than six thousand bred of pistols, six hundred
and fifty uh kind of pistols, two hundred and forty
eight Colt revolvers, hundred sixty Belgian seven point sixty five
milimited pistols, twelve cases of Sterling submachine guns, four cases
of anti tank missiles, all still in the unopened original boxes.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
If I keep that stuff in the whoode room and
tends to break the movie.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Why didn't you and the giant laser get a frickin'
room for God's sake?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
They did.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
There are also tens of thousands of rounds of ammunition, mortars,
hand cases of old handguns and heavy machine guns.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
All right, all right, and the fires.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Over the weekend they should They found a munitions dump
at some amusement part. They have these little like storage sheds.
You open a clown's mouth and it's full of guns
and grenades, and hey.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
We're thinking this. This was at Michael Jackson's ran. Not
ready for drivetime players.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
We as ready as we gonna get knocked out of
playhouse for you, and we'll do just that.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
That's next.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Good morning, a big show. It's on the radio about
an hour from right now. You definitely want to be
around our latest edition of Married Men, And right now
it's time.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Chatty East Century. As our story opens, General Clive W.
Norvish and his driver approach a gated facility under control
of US forces at Bagdad Airport.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Keep it my great break break breakdown, rode every known soldier.
Speaker 11 (16:19):
Good afternoon to YouTube, sir. I've been waiting all day
to say this. Welcome to Checkpoint Chicky. Excuse me, there's
something Bonny five said on Andy Griffiths Show one time.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Anyhow, Hey, how the world are you?
Speaker 8 (16:33):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Well, I'm finding you.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
Man, if I is any better? And have to sit
on my hands to keep from waving a car court.
You know what we don't get many cars ran here mostly.
Jeet's kind of like yours hy mister driver.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
How in the world are you doing?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I'm doing five? Shut up, Feasley Soldiers. Anyone ever told
you you're a tad chatty for a century?
Speaker 11 (16:53):
So I shart's my first day. Guess I'm just one
of those people that ain't never met a stranger.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
That's me, all right.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Where are you from?
Speaker 11 (17:01):
Private Ricky Dale Beasley, Sir? From Jacksonville, Florida. Sir, that's
down south.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Really well, Private Beasley, welcome to the sandbox.
Speaker 11 (17:09):
Thank you, sir. Course being from Jacksonville saying, ain't nothing
new to me. I've spent half my life on the beach.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Growing up.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
My mamma used to babysit for some of the guys
in Leonard Skinners.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Uh Leonard Who?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Leonard Dane Skinner.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I'm not familiar with him.
Speaker 11 (17:25):
I will say it's not that him as a rock
and roll band, world's greatest rock and roll band, although
actually there's a man named Leonard Skinner.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
He was a jim teacher that.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Used to get the guys to demand a hard time
when this was growing up because they had long haird
to make look like damn hippies. Jall like that they
named the group after him. But see they changed the
spelling cause one time.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
This is all very fascinating easily getting any of this, Sir,
I'm afraid I've got work to do. Could you please
open the gate and let us in?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Oh yes, sir, I just need to see your laminade.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
All right, thank your pardon?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
All mean what excuse me, sir? It's the new photo
ID card we're using here at the airport.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Sir. Oh yeah, I thought I clicked that thing this morning.
I guess I must have left it back at the barracks.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
So I'm afraid I can't let you in without you're
lambing it, because that's my job, and I'm standing right here.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I care Beesley.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Wuld you like it if I come to where you
work and shot the stage talk to you all night?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
When you been the first time you start?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
General bee Lee?
Speaker 11 (18:19):
Well, yes, sir, I can see that, but I have
straight orders from the head of security is a good
buddy of mine.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
The head of security, that's not his real name.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
But he was.
Speaker 11 (18:26):
Anyway, nobody gets in the communication center without a laminate soldier.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
I got a satellite teleconference with General Franks from sin
Common fifteen minutes to open this gate.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I'm sorry, sir, I just can't do it, not on
a numb not in no way.
Speaker 14 (18:39):
Man.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Let's go, But sir, the gate is still closed.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
It's get our running starting knocking, Gerald. Are you sure?
Of course, I'm sure, and I do it.
Speaker 11 (18:47):
Man, excuse me, General, Yes, I hate to bother you
any more than I already have, although I'm having the
ball do it.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
But this ain't never come up before. Who do I sheet?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
First?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
You or the drive? We hope you've enjoyed John Boy
and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Why don't you start with yourself and work your way down?
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Then again next to you, and we'll hear the crusty
old doctor at the medical.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Tent say, hey, nick man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh, good morning, dollars. It's your old granny clump. You know,
the best way to start your day. I don't buy
that crap about a balanced breakfast. Listening to Job Boy
Billy on the Big Show is low in fact and
high and fun.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
And who the hell can't get behind that, old Patrick.
I's time for my spongebat.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Whoa good morning, A big show is on the radio,
(20:19):
coming up on John Boy Jeopardy Time. It will be
played another one and will be made of thirty minutes
of Right now.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Our latest episode of Married Man last.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Week left the gang out there that got beaten by
the Osbourne on Family Freak Out.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Well they had Nash being beaten, but it was not
looking good now the good so I don't want to
give it away.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Maybe maybe they'll come back about alright, and then about
an hour and a half we will talk to the
guys gals uss Theodore Roosevelt today looking forward to that.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
They're right back on the jib. It's big, iright, did.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But yeah, Jeopardy Time be here in minutes. Good morning everybody,
The big show's on the radio, headed toward a brand
new episode of Married Man here just a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Right now it is John Boy Jeopardy Time. There you go.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
You probably can't imagine starting your day without it. But
from the early seventeen hundreds until about eighteen sixty two
it was considered a frivolous luxury. In fact, the British
even collected a tax from those who used it. Even today,
many French people consider it unnecessary. Ah, what is a backbone?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Is starting a day without a backbone?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Good guess I know the French kind of threw you
that way. Yeah, what do y'all think? One eight hundred
big show your toll free line across America. Let's start recalling.
I'd go to we get a winner.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Let's do it. Good morning, A big show is on already,
(22:08):
I'm moving around a bottom and again one that is hell.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Yes, live across on my rock's jump into a p.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Jopardy.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
I know a man who considers French people a frivolous luxury.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
He's John Moore.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
We as soon as I finished year, Good morning, Steve
had a Birmingham, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
How you doing this morning, Steve? I'm good and great
man about you?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Buddy?
Speaker 15 (22:39):
Good?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Thank you well Steve. You probably can't imagine starting your
day without it. But from the early seventeen hundreds until
eighteen sixty two, who considered a frivolous luxury? In fact,
the British even collected attacks from those who used it,
and even today many French people consider it unnecessary.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (22:58):
You know?
Speaker 12 (22:58):
You want to play coffee but just can't do it.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
You won't try toothpaste show us toothpaste for the Boston
Toothpaste Party. Morning.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
I think you're thinking of the British Dave.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Thank you for playing Buddy. A Mark out of rowing O, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
You're up, Mark, Hey, I'm going going, good Man.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
What you thinking?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I'm thinking a bathtub? Show us a bathtub? Yeah, I
think they just showered back in the seventeenth Mark.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Thanks for playing Buddy. Appreciate you. But we're going to
Brad out of Evansville, Indiana. Good morning, Brad, Hello, John boy.
Speaker 17 (23:48):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Man? We doing good for Monday?
Speaker 17 (23:50):
Everything all right, not too shabby for Monday.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Did well? What you thinking, Brad?
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Well?
Speaker 17 (23:56):
I know that I saw on television that sugar was
a commodity back then that was like gold. So I'm
guessing sugar.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, show us sugar.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Oh but hey, thank you because I learned something sugar
like gold.
Speaker 17 (24:16):
Yes, it was back way back when. I don't know
when though.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
All right, Bro, we'll get back to me and we'll
get where we're going later. Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 17 (24:23):
All Right, you guys have a good day.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
All right, man, you too, Brad.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Sendy out of Moosetail, Mississippi. Good morning, Sindy, Good morning,
how are you doing.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
I'm doing fine.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I gotta ask, do you know how your town was named?
Speaker 11 (24:36):
It was named after gentleman who owned a saw mill
in town.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
A saw mill any cut up mooses.
Speaker 17 (24:42):
So his name was loose l U.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
S Oh, oh, Jackie, it's not moosetail? Is loosetail? Nah?
Speaker 7 (24:50):
That would make a better story anyway.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, there is this guy that ate a lot of friends. Okay, Sandy, Sorry, uh, Sandy,
all right. This was considered a frivolous luxury back into
seventeen hundreds, British collected tax on it. French people some
still consider it unnecessary.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
What is it?
Speaker 17 (25:13):
How about the odorant?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Show us deodorant?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Jeeze?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Oh when did the odorant come along? I would say
earlier part of this century.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I don't think the French got hold of it.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, I say where she was going?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
All right, Sandy, thanks for playing, y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Have a good daycab you teach lady.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Let's go to Shannon out of Jackson, Mississippi. Good morning, Shannon,
Good morning, Shannon. I'm sorry, No, Rannie, huh don't please
please no, please please no?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
You know, okay, I gotta remember never to do that again.
All right, Shannon, what is your guess? Waitness crushing your hair?
Scratching your hair?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I say that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Show us brushing your hair.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
It's another good guess.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
A lot of frivolousness is around here, Shannon, Thank you
for playing.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Uh Over to Tifton, Georgia, where Eric is on the line.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Hello Eric, good morning, good morning to you. You doing
doing good?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Eric.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Here we go, buddy. Let's see what you got. Show
us soap? That is it? Yes, Shannon was close with
the Odors, would you yes? Soap? How about that?
Speaker 10 (26:52):
Ew?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What a luxury.
Speaker 17 (26:56):
It's a luxury at my house.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Alright, we're good man.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
That sounds good.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
John Boy, there go, Jackie gets your invote.
Speaker 16 (27:07):
You know I haven't made a movie in years. I
don't miss it. Hollywood is a toilet and they've run
out of paper. You want entertainment, do what I do.
Download the iHeart app and listen to John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Good Monday morning, Big Shows
(28:02):
on the radio. Facebook Request in the morning. Cody crib
mullin South Carolina, Here we go.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Morning nineteen forty nine, at a town in New York State,
became a high school football star. Things were going great,
but his gridiron dreams are ended by a bad knee
full of stitches. So he went out for track and field,
the first of many switches. They say that he was
(28:42):
faster than a bullet from a gun, dreaming of Olympic
gold and the Decathlon in seventy sixty one. At all
the champion of the world, but deep inside this manly
man was a frightened little girl. YIPII Bruce Jenner. YIPII
(29:09):
y Bruce Jitner. A champion as a man, but as
a woman, a beginner. YIPII Bruce Jenner. He came back
to the USA, the king of all the jocks, even
(29:31):
got his victory picture on the wheeties, box made TV
shows and movies. They all went down the tubes. In secret.
He took hormone pills. He grew a set of booth
three times. He got married three times. It failed to stick,
(29:52):
probably because secretly he dreamed of being a chick. And
I swear this is a true story. Yep bi yay
Bruce Jenner. Yep bi yay Bruce Jenner. A champion as
a man, as a woman, beginner Ibi A. Bruce Jenner.
(30:21):
He sat down with Diane Sawyer so he could have
his say. He said, just cause I'm a woman doesn't
mean I'm gay. He's had some crazy twists and turns
on the road of his career from male Olympic sportsman
to woman of the Year. Yep bi hey Bruce Jenner.
(30:46):
YEPII yay Bruce Jenner. A champion as a man, but
as a woman of the beginner YPI, yay Bruce Jenner.
I'll tell you them three wives that he has never
had a chance. It's mighty hard to beat the other
woman when your husband is the other woman. There he goes,
(31:11):
riding off from the sunset side saddle. He left behind
a silver bullet in the chors light. Oh Saint PAULI girl,
what was I think.
Speaker 15 (31:47):
You?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Good morning? A big shows on the radio. Alright, anyway,
here we go the latest adventure.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Married man.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Married man drives around in a mini van, god a
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids. Hey,
there there goes the married man. How's he feel? Listen, dude,
this poor guy's really screwed hanging on. Buy a bread
cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 15 (32:24):
Hey, there there.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
Goes a married man.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Got a big gas Grill.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Buys his clothes at the gap, and he's just about
hanging on for this crime. Married man, married man, friendly neighborhood,
married man life for him, has no sing wife or
let him do what they She says, it's about timing
groove up. Wherever there's a screw up, you'll find the
(32:55):
married man.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
As our story opens, the California Odyssey can tee the
Action Friends have just taken on the Osbournes in a
celebrity edition of the Family freakas TV game show.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
All right, thanks a lot, everybody.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
That's a wrapp so college buddy. How'd you thinkue it win?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Well? Number one Osborne's rule rocker roll?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Does that answer your question? Gee, I didn't think it
was that bad.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Hey, we got beat two hundred and fifty to nothing
by the Osbournes.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Had old chucky girls, a little bit obnoxious.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I like her mama though.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Hey, good job guys. We have fun, no our feelings.
Hey drinking god. You say you had some some scutch
with you.
Speaker 9 (33:42):
Yeah, I cleaned that in the mini bar back at
the hotel. I got him my hair by utility bell.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I like you, big guys, I like you devil guy.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Okay, fellows scum, big day tomorrow. We probably ought to
turn in.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Hey, who's a buzzkiller? That's Captain Mary.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Guy, he ain't a big drinker.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
A nursery rea.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Okay, mate, let's rock.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Hey, honeys, where are we going.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
All the way to daylight? Big girl? Can you hear?
Speaker 6 (34:05):
It?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Sounds good to me?
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Hey, give me one of the mini models.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
I like you, Big girl.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
She about halfway wild?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
But guy, married man, shouldn't we put a stop to
this jum, I wouldn't even know where to start.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Come on, let's just get on back to the hotel.
Speaker 14 (34:21):
Next morning, morning, married Man, You sure are up early.
I was just checking out the early morning news. Anything
big happening not really coming up?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Looks like another beautiful la day on the way, Doctor
Fred will give us your action weather forecast.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
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Speaker 1 (35:32):
Okay, now can we go back home? You know that
might not be a bad idea.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
Hollie Hendenburg looks like there is such a thing as
too much media exposure. Killed on again. Next time, when
we'll hear Captain Action Girl say.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I told you it was gonna work out, stupid.
Speaker 9 (35:52):
Captain Action guy say, hey, my guys, I have free
DVDs for everybody, and Ozzy say for good roll don't
miss on next speak that tightening adventure, Same married time,
same married channel.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
We married.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
There's a school you'll find the married mane
What go now?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Go now?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Okay, good morning, Stan Higgins here.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Nothing makes my day like a chance to pip in
on John Boy and Billy here in the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
But I don't come here just to see them. I'm
not a gay.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I come here for the eye Candy, Babs, Jackie and
Fader and Fanny's got a sweet.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
To How is that? Blood morning?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
A big show is on the radio for this Monday morning,
Monday morning, April the fourteenth. So I got a good
lined up, y'all have a good weekend? Ye tell me
about it?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Prove it well?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Mine started serving all y'all soup, my famous twenty two
bean soup.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
That was.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That was some good stuff. So can I get some today?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:14):
If you want something, well.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I want to take some with me from when I left,
you know, but all were too busy to run. Get
me some tough wire or something.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I don't know. I'm telling you.
Speaker 8 (01:22):
You got to do that thing where you sew the
rubber things in your pocket, rubber bladders.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
And y' also we get started earlier than that. You
didn't realize that. You remember us talking on Friday about
you guys needed extra garbage cans? Yes, and I said, well,
I just called the city. I bought an extra one
and roll them out, and you guys are lucky enough
to go look in the lobby.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
You have two big rollout.
Speaker 9 (01:46):
Garbage cans, right, Jackie said Barbara the front desk call
said are you ready? Yes, they just delivered two garbage
cans over here.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
This is from the company that manufactured the cans for
the city.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Kid.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah all right, so we bypass some city fees on
top of it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, perfect, It's just a good deal.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Y'all.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Would like to hear your business name mentioned for trinkets
that you.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Drop by that reminds me. Let me thank uh the
uh Barbecue and rib company. Remember they brought up We
were talking about how great the barbecue was.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
When when I first got I got home to Graham
and the boys that sits down there, had a great lunch.
There's that these guys and uh then a Sagebrush steakhouse
on Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I went to the Sagebrush in my hometown, Graham, Roy, Carolina,
right off Evey five. I forty there and had a
great time. It was a birthday party behind us. Got
to got to bus in on that take some picture
signed some John Won't Billy grilling sauce.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And there's a great group over there.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So hate you to the Sagebrush guys and gals in beautiful.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Graham, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
They didn't even complain when you gave that party a
table dance for their birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
No, see, they seemed to appreciate it, that's right.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
And they had tupperware.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And I did. Yeah, and I got to take some
food home with me. We'll talk about that, Billia.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
What'd you get for free over the weekend except for
the trash can?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's about it. Tak some bicycles on the back of you.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
Yeah, we took them out yesterday afternoon. I'm taking one
to get tuned up today. Beautiful weather yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, I hope it was where you were? Well, all right,
so much so, y'all tired of having fun? You want
to keep it going through the week. Who wants to
have some week day fun?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
I would like to have some weekday Okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You go ahead. We'll be waiting right here. Good morning,
A big show is on the radio. You look very shagadelic.
Yeah yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Right now, y'all pay attention if you plan on playing
out burst and here we go right now, your legs
up on a state. In eighteen sixty five, President Abraham
Lincoln was shot and mortally wounded by John Wilkes Booth
while attending the comedy Our American Cousin at Ford's Theater
in Washington. President died the following morning. Other than that,
(04:04):
how'd you like to play?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That was just some kind of saying that too.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
How'd you like to play missus Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Contact?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Oh, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
How do you use that in context? I'd like to
use that in everyday life?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
Well, if you know, if something starts going really, really
badly and you just you know, you pause for a
second and go, well. Other than that, how'd you like
to play missus Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, I'll probably get to use that within the next hour.
There you go, where you can go?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
There, girl, Frank.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You know, it was only say, nineteen twelve, four days
into its maiden and voyage, the luxury liner Titanic hit
an iceberg off the coast of Newfoundland. It would seem
just hours later, in the early morning of April to fifteen,
four days into the boy watching that movie, Titanic seem
like a lot longer than that.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Didn't. Yeah, you're like about two weeks. Where's this thing?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Oh say it was only four days? Uh huh didn't
this sake how much plot you had to go? Let
us watch the boat go down. Killy guys, say the
bigger earl and everything'll be all right. Just a love
story women life.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
It's amazing how you can stretch it out when you're
just making most of it up.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And finally, on this date in nineteen seventy, during Apollo thirteen,
battery two in the lunar module explodes from overuse. This
was the second explosion on board the craft. The first
involving an oxygen tank, occurred the thirteenth That would have
been yesterday, four fifths of the way to the Moon.
It was during the first explosion of the mission. Commander
Jim Level radioed mission control with Southern Houston.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
We have a problem. That was somebody in the background,
and we could identify that. Boys.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
The mission had begun on April eleventh at two thirteen pm,
and the true demonstration of creative thinking by NASA scientists
and some improvising on the part of the crew, Apollo
thirteen splashed down safely on April the seventeenth, riveting, real life,
he rans real life action.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Well, three big downers to start out the week.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Holy Peter was a Lincoln shun killed a Tannic Saint
and the follow thirteen.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
See they don't really spend a lot of time recording
the happy moments in here?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
So have you ever noticed that pretty much has to.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Do with your defense? Apollo thirteen came back?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's right. Besides that, how did you enjoy this name? Mystery?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Miss all right?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You want to play out Burst?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Dial one eight hundred, Big show, be caller Nime, that'll
be you.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Good morning, a big show.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
It's already rise my dad at the bottom of the hours.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
In here, first to score, to dance upperst Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I can't stick game that anyone, jen Win, John Boyd
gave deep prizes from the Big Prize Beam.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Let's go contested number one. This shoot up and this
time level dead shots.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Playing with us from playing Veil, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
That's Martin. We shoot Mark, Mark, Mark.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Mark Fine Mark easy Lippy, Hello Mark, how are you
doing this morning?
Speaker 10 (07:40):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
John Boying belly.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Good morning, good morning. How's a mood around fad Veil
Fort Bragg right me wake Up'm all right right here too?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
All right we did a b Oh did you fall down?
Get up? Mark? You ain't hurt just about all right, buddy?
Were you ready? All right?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Ok?
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
One on the floor there for a second. Here we go.
Give me three dead presidents.
Speaker 11 (08:08):
Ready go Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, all right, Mark, Three things that will sink.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Ready go vote the plane of rock.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh, there you go, Mark.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I can actually hear Mark's brain cells waking up as
we go along.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Here, all right, Mark for the wind.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Three Apollo Moon missions ready go pollowed ten eleven, twelve, three?
Speaker 10 (08:42):
Good?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh? Wait a minute, wait a minute, I was quick.
I have Billy and ready making their little I know,
smart stuff? Was that out loud? Loud? I thought he was?
What's it is?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Well?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
The Pollo tan was a moon mission. They didn't land
on the Moon. It wasn't but necessary then go to
the moon either.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Did they tend one of those?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
It was an Earth orbit mission testing out the lunar
part of the Apollo mood?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we see y'all didn't say three
old missions that.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Mark.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We can turn on you just as easy. Yeah, But
it don't matter, Mark, because I'm on your side. You
got that, all right? Go ahead, you got it?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I know what you may man say. He's making my language. Please,
we all gigs go type something to each other.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Do you mean like a label to mail his price?
Speaker 10 (09:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, well let's not tell them Mark.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
We're gonna go help Barbara dress your baggage.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Coming up next. Well, look at Saddam's love shock. Y'all, morning, rednecks.
This is your pompa diss of love.
Speaker 12 (09:50):
I turn enjoying the hell out of my retirement, drinking
malt liquor, eating Vinies, and when I get to Jones
in for a crack and ago with it. I tuned
into John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 13 (10:04):
If why I done lost my appetite for crackers?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
You wanting a big show? It's on the radio, all right.
Saddam's love shack was found. US troops discovered. That's the
way they described it, his love shacking bag. Dad reports
had a secret hideaway resembled a playboy's fantasy straight from
the nineteen sixties. Troops sad reminded them of the Austin
(10:59):
Powers movie. They yelled Powers catchphrases. Yeah, babies and shaggadelic
as they went from room to room, Assotiated press reporters
with US forces said. The split level, one bedroom house
in central bag Dad had a mirrored bedroom and lamps
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shaped like women.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
That's so I can check myself.
Speaker 14 (11:25):
We are sexy, we are yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
On the walls were airbrush paintings of a topless blonde
woman and another of a mustached hero battling a crocodile
was my idea.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Do I make you horny?
Speaker 11 (11:41):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Do I don't go there? Girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Throughout the house with photos of Sodam and one of
his known mistresses smiling at each other. All right, Military
officials suspect they found one of the paranoid Iraq leaders.
Many safe houses, yeah, the house and a half party
enclave in an upscale neighborhood a central Baghdad littered with
bean bag chairs that was my idea. Had a bar
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stocked with twenty year old Italian red wines and expensive Cognacs,
brandies and Scotch whiskeyes. Kitchen contained fine china of the
Kuwaiti royal family, complete with the family seal golden maroon trim.
Speaker 9 (12:25):
I've been a freaking even doctor for thirty freaking years.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Cut me some freaking slack.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Upstairs was a television room with bright blue, pink and
yellow throw pillows.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Oh you know how much does cost?
Speaker 14 (12:44):
One hundred billions dollars?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Bathroom included a whirlpool well.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
In the bedroom, the king sized bed was fitted into
an enclave with mirrors on two sides and a fantasy
painting on the third. The closets and drawers were empty
except for a man's night shirt, two pairs of boxer shorts,
two T shirts, and a bathrobe sounds like my dressers
in each of them, individually wrapped in plastic, and a
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bottle of Saddam's grilling sauce. One of the airbrush paintings
depict today tapas blonde, Yeah, green demon behind her pointing
a finger at a mythical.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Hero, stop humping the laser.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Another showed to bucksome woman chain to a barren desert mountain. Ledge, Yo,
what's up with a huge dragon diving down to kill
her with sharpened talons?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
See this is what happened to you if you have
a break up. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
The mistress in the photos was a parasola Lampus, who
was publicly told of her life as his lover. There's
the one that escape. Now she's in hide as one.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
That was a Dian Sawyer interviewed her. Yeah, he loves
Sinatra and keeps liquor all over it.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Was what was interviewed.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, television, a better relationship course. What love shack is
complete without some weapons.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
When you're in the main chamber, try and use the
big boy voice.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Okay, Actually it was the house immediately next door. They
found more than six thousand bred of pistols, six hundred
and fifty uh kind of pistols, two hundred and forty
eight Colt revolvers, hundred sixty Belgian seven point sixty five
milimited pistols, twelve cases of Sterling submachine guns, four cases
of anti tank missiles, all still in the unopened original boxes.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
If I keep that stuff in the whoode room and
tends to break the movie.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Why didn't you and the giant laser get a frickin'
room for God's sake?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
They did.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
There are also tens of thousands of rounds of ammunition, mortars,
hand cases of old handguns and heavy machine guns.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
All right, all right, and the fires.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Over the weekend they should They found a munitions dump
at some amusement part. They have these little like storage sheds.
You open a clown's mouth and it's full of guns
and grenades, and hey.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
We're thinking this. This was at Michael Jackson's ran. Not
ready for drivetime players.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
We as ready as we gonna get knocked out of
playhouse for you, and we'll do just that.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
That's next.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Good morning, a big show. It's on the radio about
an hour from right now. You definitely want to be
around our latest edition of Married Men, And right now
it's time.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Chatty East Century. As our story opens, General Clive W.
Norvish and his driver approach a gated facility under control
of US forces at Bagdad Airport.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Keep it my great break break breakdown, rode every known soldier.
Speaker 11 (16:19):
Good afternoon to YouTube, sir. I've been waiting all day
to say this. Welcome to Checkpoint Chicky. Excuse me, there's
something Bonny five said on Andy Griffiths Show one time.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Anyhow, Hey, how the world are you?
Speaker 8 (16:33):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Well, I'm finding you.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
Man, if I is any better? And have to sit
on my hands to keep from waving a car court.
You know what we don't get many cars ran here mostly.
Jeet's kind of like yours hy mister driver.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
How in the world are you doing?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I'm doing five? Shut up, Feasley Soldiers. Anyone ever told
you you're a tad chatty for a century?
Speaker 11 (16:53):
So I shart's my first day. Guess I'm just one
of those people that ain't never met a stranger.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
That's me, all right.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Where are you from?
Speaker 11 (17:01):
Private Ricky Dale Beasley, Sir? From Jacksonville, Florida. Sir, that's
down south.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Really well, Private Beasley, welcome to the sandbox.
Speaker 11 (17:09):
Thank you, sir. Course being from Jacksonville saying, ain't nothing
new to me. I've spent half my life on the beach.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Growing up.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
My mamma used to babysit for some of the guys
in Leonard Skinners.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Uh Leonard Who?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Leonard Dane Skinner.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I'm not familiar with him.
Speaker 11 (17:25):
I will say it's not that him as a rock
and roll band, world's greatest rock and roll band, although
actually there's a man named Leonard Skinner.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
He was a jim teacher that.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Used to get the guys to demand a hard time
when this was growing up because they had long haird
to make look like damn hippies. Jall like that they
named the group after him. But see they changed the
spelling cause one time.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
This is all very fascinating easily getting any of this, Sir,
I'm afraid I've got work to do. Could you please
open the gate and let us in?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Oh yes, sir, I just need to see your laminade.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
All right, thank your pardon?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
All mean what excuse me, sir? It's the new photo
ID card we're using here at the airport.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Sir. Oh yeah, I thought I clicked that thing this morning.
I guess I must have left it back at the barracks.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
So I'm afraid I can't let you in without you're
lambing it, because that's my job, and I'm standing right here.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I care Beesley.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Wuld you like it if I come to where you
work and shot the stage talk to you all night?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
When you been the first time you start?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
General bee Lee?
Speaker 11 (18:19):
Well, yes, sir, I can see that, but I have
straight orders from the head of security is a good
buddy of mine.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
The head of security, that's not his real name.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
But he was.
Speaker 11 (18:26):
Anyway, nobody gets in the communication center without a laminate soldier.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
I got a satellite teleconference with General Franks from sin
Common fifteen minutes to open this gate.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I'm sorry, sir, I just can't do it, not on
a numb not in no way.
Speaker 14 (18:39):
Man.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Let's go, But sir, the gate is still closed.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
It's get our running starting knocking, Gerald. Are you sure?
Of course, I'm sure, and I do it.
Speaker 11 (18:47):
Man, excuse me, General, Yes, I hate to bother you
any more than I already have, although I'm having the
ball do it.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
But this ain't never come up before. Who do I sheet?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
First?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
You or the drive? We hope you've enjoyed John Boy
and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Why don't you start with yourself and work your way down?
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Then again next to you, and we'll hear the crusty
old doctor at the medical.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Tent say, hey, nick man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh, good morning, dollars. It's your old granny clump. You know,
the best way to start your day. I don't buy
that crap about a balanced breakfast. Listening to Job Boy
Billy on the Big Show is low in fact and
high and fun.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
And who the hell can't get behind that, old Patrick.
I's time for my spongebat.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Whoa good morning, A big show is on the radio,
(20:19):
coming up on John Boy Jeopardy Time. It will be
played another one and will be made of thirty minutes
of Right now.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Our latest episode of Married Man last.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Week left the gang out there that got beaten by
the Osbourne on Family Freak Out.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Well they had Nash being beaten, but it was not
looking good now the good so I don't want to
give it away.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Maybe maybe they'll come back about alright, and then about
an hour and a half we will talk to the
guys gals uss Theodore Roosevelt today looking forward to that.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
They're right back on the jib. It's big, iright, did.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But yeah, Jeopardy Time be here in minutes. Good morning everybody,
The big show's on the radio, headed toward a brand
new episode of Married Man here just a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Right now it is John Boy Jeopardy Time. There you go.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
You probably can't imagine starting your day without it. But
from the early seventeen hundreds until about eighteen sixty two
it was considered a frivolous luxury. In fact, the British
even collected a tax from those who used it. Even today,
many French people consider it unnecessary. Ah, what is a backbone?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Is starting a day without a backbone?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Good guess I know the French kind of threw you
that way. Yeah, what do y'all think? One eight hundred
big show your toll free line across America. Let's start recalling.
I'd go to we get a winner.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Let's do it. Good morning, A big show is on already,
(22:08):
I'm moving around a bottom and again one that is hell.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Yes, live across on my rock's jump into a p.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Jopardy.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
I know a man who considers French people a frivolous luxury.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
He's John Moore.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
We as soon as I finished year, Good morning, Steve
had a Birmingham, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
How you doing this morning, Steve? I'm good and great
man about you?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Buddy?
Speaker 15 (22:39):
Good?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Thank you well Steve. You probably can't imagine starting your
day without it. But from the early seventeen hundreds until
eighteen sixty two, who considered a frivolous luxury? In fact,
the British even collected attacks from those who used it,
and even today many French people consider it unnecessary.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (22:58):
You know?
Speaker 12 (22:58):
You want to play coffee but just can't do it.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
You won't try toothpaste show us toothpaste for the Boston
Toothpaste Party. Morning.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
I think you're thinking of the British Dave.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Thank you for playing Buddy. A Mark out of rowing O, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
You're up, Mark, Hey, I'm going going, good Man.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
What you thinking?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I'm thinking a bathtub? Show us a bathtub? Yeah, I
think they just showered back in the seventeenth Mark.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Thanks for playing Buddy. Appreciate you. But we're going to
Brad out of Evansville, Indiana. Good morning, Brad, Hello, John boy.
Speaker 17 (23:48):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Man? We doing good for Monday?
Speaker 17 (23:50):
Everything all right, not too shabby for Monday.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Did well? What you thinking, Brad?
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Well?
Speaker 17 (23:56):
I know that I saw on television that sugar was
a commodity back then that was like gold. So I'm
guessing sugar.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, show us sugar.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Oh but hey, thank you because I learned something sugar
like gold.
Speaker 17 (24:16):
Yes, it was back way back when. I don't know
when though.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
All right, Bro, we'll get back to me and we'll
get where we're going later. Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 17 (24:23):
All Right, you guys have a good day.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
All right, man, you too, Brad.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Sendy out of Moosetail, Mississippi. Good morning, Sindy, Good morning,
how are you doing.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
I'm doing fine.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I gotta ask, do you know how your town was named?
Speaker 11 (24:36):
It was named after gentleman who owned a saw mill
in town.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
A saw mill any cut up mooses.
Speaker 17 (24:42):
So his name was loose l U.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
S Oh, oh, Jackie, it's not moosetail? Is loosetail? Nah?
Speaker 7 (24:50):
That would make a better story anyway.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, there is this guy that ate a lot of friends. Okay, Sandy, Sorry, uh, Sandy,
all right. This was considered a frivolous luxury back into
seventeen hundreds, British collected tax on it. French people some
still consider it unnecessary.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
What is it?
Speaker 17 (25:13):
How about the odorant?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Show us deodorant?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Jeeze?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Oh when did the odorant come along? I would say
earlier part of this century.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I don't think the French got hold of it.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, I say where she was going?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
All right, Sandy, thanks for playing, y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Have a good daycab you teach lady.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Let's go to Shannon out of Jackson, Mississippi. Good morning, Shannon,
Good morning, Shannon. I'm sorry, No, Rannie, huh don't please
please no, please please no?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
You know, okay, I gotta remember never to do that again.
All right, Shannon, what is your guess? Waitness crushing your hair?
Scratching your hair?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I say that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Show us brushing your hair.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
It's another good guess.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
A lot of frivolousness is around here, Shannon, Thank you
for playing.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Uh Over to Tifton, Georgia, where Eric is on the line.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Hello Eric, good morning, good morning to you. You doing
doing good?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Eric.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Here we go, buddy. Let's see what you got. Show
us soap? That is it? Yes, Shannon was close with
the Odors, would you yes? Soap? How about that?
Speaker 10 (26:52):
Ew?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What a luxury.
Speaker 17 (26:56):
It's a luxury at my house.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Alright, we're good man.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
That sounds good.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
John Boy, there go, Jackie gets your invote.
Speaker 16 (27:07):
You know I haven't made a movie in years. I
don't miss it. Hollywood is a toilet and they've run
out of paper. You want entertainment, do what I do.
Download the iHeart app and listen to John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Good Monday morning, Big Shows
(28:02):
on the radio. Facebook Request in the morning. Cody crib
mullin South Carolina, Here we go.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Morning nineteen forty nine, at a town in New York State,
became a high school football star. Things were going great,
but his gridiron dreams are ended by a bad knee
full of stitches. So he went out for track and field,
the first of many switches. They say that he was
(28:42):
faster than a bullet from a gun, dreaming of Olympic
gold and the Decathlon in seventy sixty one. At all
the champion of the world, but deep inside this manly
man was a frightened little girl. YIPII Bruce Jenner. YIPII
(29:09):
y Bruce Jitner. A champion as a man, but as
a woman, a beginner. YIPII Bruce Jenner. He came back
to the USA, the king of all the jocks, even
(29:31):
got his victory picture on the wheeties, box made TV
shows and movies. They all went down the tubes. In secret.
He took hormone pills. He grew a set of booth
three times. He got married three times. It failed to stick,
(29:52):
probably because secretly he dreamed of being a chick. And
I swear this is a true story. Yep bi yay
Bruce Jenner. Yep bi yay Bruce Jenner. A champion as
a man, as a woman, beginner Ibi A. Bruce Jenner.
(30:21):
He sat down with Diane Sawyer so he could have
his say. He said, just cause I'm a woman doesn't
mean I'm gay. He's had some crazy twists and turns
on the road of his career from male Olympic sportsman
to woman of the Year. Yep bi hey Bruce Jenner.
(30:46):
YEPII yay Bruce Jenner. A champion as a man, but
as a woman of the beginner YPI, yay Bruce Jenner.
I'll tell you them three wives that he has never
had a chance. It's mighty hard to beat the other
woman when your husband is the other woman. There he goes,
(31:11):
riding off from the sunset side saddle. He left behind
a silver bullet in the chors light. Oh Saint PAULI girl,
what was I think.
Speaker 15 (31:47):
You?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Good morning? A big shows on the radio. Alright, anyway,
here we go the latest adventure.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Married man.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Married man drives around in a mini van, god a
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids. Hey,
there there goes the married man. How's he feel? Listen, dude,
this poor guy's really screwed hanging on. Buy a bread
cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 15 (32:24):
Hey, there there.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
Goes a married man.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Got a big gas Grill.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Buys his clothes at the gap, and he's just about
hanging on for this crime. Married man, married man, friendly neighborhood,
married man life for him, has no sing wife or
let him do what they She says, it's about timing
groove up. Wherever there's a screw up, you'll find the
(32:55):
married man.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
As our story opens, the California Odyssey can tee the
Action Friends have just taken on the Osbournes in a
celebrity edition of the Family freakas TV game show.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
All right, thanks a lot, everybody.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
That's a wrapp so college buddy. How'd you thinkue it win?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Well? Number one Osborne's rule rocker roll?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Does that answer your question? Gee, I didn't think it
was that bad.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Hey, we got beat two hundred and fifty to nothing
by the Osbournes.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Had old chucky girls, a little bit obnoxious.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I like her mama though.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Hey, good job guys. We have fun, no our feelings.
Hey drinking god. You say you had some some scutch
with you.
Speaker 9 (33:42):
Yeah, I cleaned that in the mini bar back at
the hotel. I got him my hair by utility bell.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I like you, big guys, I like you devil guy.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Okay, fellows scum, big day tomorrow. We probably ought to
turn in.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Hey, who's a buzzkiller? That's Captain Mary.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Guy, he ain't a big drinker.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
A nursery rea.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Okay, mate, let's rock.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Hey, honeys, where are we going.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
All the way to daylight? Big girl? Can you hear?
Speaker 6 (34:05):
It?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Sounds good to me?
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Hey, give me one of the mini models.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
I like you, Big girl.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
She about halfway wild?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
But guy, married man, shouldn't we put a stop to
this jum, I wouldn't even know where to start.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Come on, let's just get on back to the hotel.
Speaker 14 (34:21):
Next morning, morning, married Man, You sure are up early.
I was just checking out the early morning news. Anything
big happening not really coming up?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Looks like another beautiful la day on the way, Doctor
Fred will give us your action weather forecast.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
Action News at daybreak continues after these messages.
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Baby Doll, Captain Action Girl.
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Wie, who i'ms the drunk.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
It's a full hour of the Cape Pie showing off
her dynamic duo.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Hey, y'all watch them.
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We have special celebrity guest star Ozzy Osbourne.
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Speaker 1 (35:32):
Okay, now can we go back home? You know that
might not be a bad idea.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
Hollie Hendenburg looks like there is such a thing as
too much media exposure. Killed on again. Next time, when
we'll hear Captain Action Girl say.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I told you it was gonna work out, stupid.
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Captain Action guy say, hey, my guys, I have free
DVDs for everybody, and Ozzy say for good roll don't
miss on next speak that tightening adventure, Same married time,
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We married.
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