April 23, 2025 • 40 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy kicks things off with his signature studio “mic test”.. - We’ll give AI Elvis’ “Baby Got Back” another spin.. - Tater rolls out another edition of Tatertainment News.. - The Playhouse dusts off a script involving the ghost of Robert D. Raiford.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins takes the pulpit to rail on what’s inside the High School’s Prom Gift Bags - Former Prince Charles calls in with a Lost Dog update.. - Tater returns to tell us What to Watch this week.. - and we’ll wrap up with Marvin Webster on stupid fast food product names…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
O morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's no, it's stater.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
She's just been around the world. Looks different than her
fuzzy clothes.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Arm right, good to have you bag. Yesterday we played
Beat the Gray.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh, and Randy bluffed very well. Lessie oftened Es.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Lost him two.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Questions, I've got more practice and all y'all combined.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
So where was John Boy yesterday?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
He was saving a baby from.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
A Let me guess. He gave some long drawn out
answer and the guy just agreed with him to just
move on exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
You know what I'm sitting right here? Oh hey, buddy
good Yeah, putting the podcast up. That's how she found
out way to God.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
I will come on.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Let's play our game Beat the Blonde.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Let's meet our contestant coming out of Mobile, Alabama. He's
a suffer them all should win this game. His name
is Wesley.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
Good morning, Wesley, Good morning, wakey, wakey acting baking?
Speaker 8 (01:36):
You know what you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Right in here, Aline, Wes.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
We'll I asked tighter some questions you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Thinks she's right wrong two.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Bells before the two buzzers will win you one hundred
and twenty bucks.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
A bull snots.
Speaker 9 (01:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well, What a coincidence. Taylor's just got back from Italy
and France. And in France, men don't whistle at attractive girls.
That's why you didn't hear any tea. What do they
do to show their appreciation?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
In France they cower in the shadows.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I guess.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
They hiss at you.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Actually, wow, they don't whistle at attractive girls, Westley, they
hiss adam, I disagree.
Speaker 10 (02:32):
And.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Unbelievable they do.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh my god, they hearts.
Speaker 11 (02:39):
I never heard that one. Now, still wonder.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
What that guy was doing the other day. Let's get
you out of Milan, friends, Tall, and go to.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Scotland, especially since Milan's in Italy, is it?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Well, we're getting that boy. She's gonna start that all stuck.
Oh yeah, places, Well, let's go to Scotland. Tator On
New Year's Eve.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
In Scotland, it's traditional to wish that a person will
have a fire in his hearth, money in his purse,
and something on his table.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
What a bottle of John Boy and Billy's grilling sauce.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I disagree, they don't know John They.
Speaker 12 (03:37):
How many?
Speaker 11 (03:37):
How many radio station?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Joe out over there?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
We got an we got a worldwide, worldwide podcast is
listened to.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
UH added up the countries. A couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
We we I looked for Marie, couldn't find her.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
All right, So you're johnbo'milly grilling sauce.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I'm going to say, and some than on his table.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Bread bread, bread on the table, Wesley, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
That was the time to do? Is bread?
Speaker 11 (04:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Table? All right, window on the floor, brother, have it
on the table.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
We got your last question to see what happens? Where
did the custom of kissing a ladies and begin.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
That began at the neck.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Took a wrong turn into arm.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
You do your boot?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
That started in England.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That was an English This is the custom of kissing
a lady's hand beginning England.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
But Tanner says, Wes, you agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (04:47):
I'm agree, but I wasn't there, so I can't verify that.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
So agree with England. And it was France again, fran hands.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
I didn't do well over there.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
You heard some.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Hissing but no kissing all right way, So we got
a good consolation prize for you, buddy.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
We'll hook you up and get you get you some
mobile all right, buddy, y'all have a great day you
thank you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Hang on out there, bottom of the hour, top of
your news. Right on the other side, a very famous
big show call the Help. Prince Charles out. That's lost
all Awareness Day. Good morning, mag show's on the radio.
(06:10):
I'm telling you about National Lost Dog Awareness today. We
do lost dogs here on the Big Show. It's a
very famous one a while back. Who knew it was
going to be a future keen? All right, we're rolling.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Hello a minute? All right, hello, Hello?
Speaker 13 (06:33):
Is this Prince Charles, Prince Charles, heir to the throne
of England.
Speaker 11 (06:43):
A woman. Oh, I do have WII and I am
my honor.
Speaker 13 (06:50):
Well, good morning, sir. This is a John moyn billy
show from the United States. I hope we're not interrupting
you this morning.
Speaker 11 (06:56):
I'm just sitting here having a drink or two with
Prince Albert. Oh, i'd let you talk to him, but
he's in the can right now, in the cat. I'm sorry.
What can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Well, we hear you lost your dog.
Speaker 11 (07:13):
Yes, horrible thing. Confinder.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Anyway, Well, what does she look like?
Speaker 11 (07:17):
She's about five six, pretty in a snorty sort of way.
There's not a great thing. Hats always getting a picture
on the doll?
Speaker 13 (07:30):
The dog is?
Speaker 11 (07:32):
The dog is kind of all to describe.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Well, what kind of dog is it?
Speaker 11 (07:36):
It's a Cockrell spaniards a what a Cockrell Spaniards cocker spaniel? Yes,
I think that's a little bit of that extension. She
was a gift from my sort of ex wife, Diana.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Well when does she disappear?
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Right after that tape of me talking to my mistress
on the phone came out, she pussed the bags, put
the kids and oh.
Speaker 13 (07:57):
Right, you were talking about the dog, Yes, sir, Yes, sir,
we're trying to. Are you offering a reward to someone
if they bring her back?
Speaker 11 (08:06):
Are you o kidding? Let her run around? Well those
big cats give a picture in the papers. I don't care.
I don't need that.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I meant someone who brings the dog back.
Speaker 11 (08:15):
Oh wow, Oh yes, I am one thousand pounds.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
And in American money that would.
Speaker 11 (08:21):
Be I have no bloody idea you. Isn't it funny?
In Black country the pound is money, but in your country,
money isn't measured by the pounds, unless, of course, your
Oprah Winfrey. I'm hot today? Are you taking this? I'd
(08:41):
love to give a copy. And you're listening. I know
you took the dogs your wy say what it is,
but it's off with a bee. Oh look press album.
He's back from the cat Listen lovely chatting with you. Okay,
(09:06):
are you going to see Google later on?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (09:08):
Yeah, Well what you tell him? I said, John, Yes,
I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure
someone named Google would.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Nor Yes, sir from straight over around.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Okay, all here, good morning, begs yoas on the radio
(09:52):
god this Wednesday morning. Everybody had a great Easter weekend
a few days back.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
We'll stare it's.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
There, reliving some of the wonderful parts of it and
some others as well.
Speaker 14 (10:04):
Hey Cadburry, thanks for coming out and helping out with
the Easter egg.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Han way away, go away from me, Hi pleasure, sir. Yeah,
let's get started, begging says pardon. Who is that woman
on the porch? She keeps looking at her watch.
Speaker 14 (10:22):
Oh that's my mom. She's been waiting for John Boy
to show up. Uh he told her he was going
to be here.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Oh how long has she been waiting?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Fifteen years?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I feel her pains.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Hey, fancy pants, let's get this show on the road.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Be patient, Will So we meet Agay Cadberry.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
How's it going. I figured you'd be here. Let's Easter
without Humpty dumpty?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Why you little go easy.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
With him, Cadbury. You two are partners today?
Speaker 8 (10:53):
What oh? I'm loving this.
Speaker 14 (10:56):
You have to pair an adult with each kid. Will's
dad he is working today, so you're both kind of
odd men out.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Looks like it's you and me Tennessee duxedo.
Speaker 15 (11:08):
Let's get this over with now.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
You two try to get along. It's eastern and my
mother's here.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
You know the cissy is right?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Truce?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Oh like truce.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Nice weather.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Huh yes, lovely.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Uh that's a that's quite an Easter basket. You out
of there, Young Williams virtually overflowing with all manner of
Easter goodies.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
My dad gave it to me. But it doesn't make
up for him being away all the time.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Really well, I I know what you mean.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
My my father was in the military. It was it
was quite difficult.
Speaker 9 (11:48):
At least your dad was doing something worthwhile. My dad
manages John Boy.
Speaker 8 (11:54):
And Billy for pizzing. It's kind of embarrassing on career day.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
Hey, look that maybe sits a couple of hillbillies makes
you want to live underground.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I must remember that one, sir, very good, very good.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Indeed I was a good one, wasn't.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
And don't you worry about your father, William.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
He loves you very much.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Remember the way he stood up for you at Christmas?
Speaker 8 (12:21):
You mean when he punched your lights out at the
Christmas party? Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Oh oh sorry, Oh that's.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
All right, will you.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
It was partially my fault, you know. Come again, you
will find, young William, that with age, one comes to
term with one's own foibles.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
You're not sore about the Christmas thing?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
One must learn to be a good sports sir. Besides,
it seems that we have a lot in common, you
and I. Perhaps if we had had this chat before,
we wouldn't have gotten off on the wrong foot.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Like did you know you are right? Cadberry?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
You were all right too, young William.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
And that makes what I'm about to do so much harder.
Hold my aster basket, dad, Dad, help.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
The butler is stealing my yster?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
What manner of prank is this? Your father is working?
Speaker 8 (13:12):
Who do you think is playing the easter money?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Stop right there?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Big bowing? Oh yeah, well, how could you.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
I can't believe you fall for that poor little kid
stuff hook line and singer sucker.
Speaker 10 (13:26):
I guess you didn't learn your lesson last time. Oh,
mister French, get him back at Easter basket and take your.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Whoop and lock of muny.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Get him Dad, Yes, yes, by old.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Means get me Dad. I deserve it.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
And while you're at it, please give me a swift
kick in the seat of the trousers.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Send your sil not foot your butt. It's a perfect face.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I have another one.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Happy dad. There, Stop, William, come.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
On back here toachtool.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Hold up, I got something here for you.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You can stomp it.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
A Hey, dadda, think you gave you the finger?
Speaker 15 (14:14):
Oh god, this makes you.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
On the radio, John Bop Ben and Tyler Fenners ran
to Jackie and you listening.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
Hi a pal, You are listening to two of the
funniest guys on the radio and my fraternity brothers at
the Raccoon Lodge, John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Are they funny?
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Are they funny?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Oh? Hell?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Good morning baby shows on the radio talking about the
two Bigfoot festivals going on in our home state of
North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
This summer.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh word, we'll cover it for you. I'm looking for,
says Bigfoot style.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Food in the world? Is that beef jerky?
Speaker 15 (15:40):
It on TV?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
It's the only thing I have seeing me. We are
gonna celebrate all summer long.
Speaker 16 (15:50):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode Bigfoot Down.
As our story opens, John Boy return to the main
Big Show studio at five thirty one Friday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Really really for the.
Speaker 15 (16:09):
Punchline, Azy, let me get in character.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Okay, hello, anybody here?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Hold on, Barry, I think John Boy just came in.
Speaker 15 (16:22):
Hey, Tanler, what are you still doing here?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
I'm on the phone with Barry, you know, the engineer
or Yeah, he's down in the rack room hooking up
that new backup generator and I'm helping him reconnect all
the wiring.
Speaker 15 (16:32):
Well, I don't see how anything could possibly go wrong
with that plan.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Ain't seen Pearl's Froggy Walkey. I couldn't find it when
I got back.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
To the farm.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (16:43):
Can you help me look for it? Pearl can't sleep
without Froggy walky, can't you?
Speaker 10 (16:47):
Girl?
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Oh? You love problem, Johnny. We're kind of in the
middle of something here.
Speaker 15 (16:54):
Oh, yeah, the wiring thing. Hey, maybe if I help,
you can get it done faster.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Barry. Yeah. The envoy wants to know if he can help.
Barry says absolutely not.
Speaker 15 (17:06):
Does he think you're a better engineering assistant than me?
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Well, hold on, I'll ask him. Johnny wants to know
if you think I'm a better assistant than him.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Barry says, it's probably a toss up, but the fewer
idiots involved, the better.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Well, does Barry want to take himself out of the
running for Employee of the Year, Keeping in mind that.
Speaker 15 (17:31):
We're starting off from a five hundred dollars prize to
the winner.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Johnny says, you're about to screw yourself out of five
hundred bucks. That's right, five hundred bucks. Barry says, Okay,
you can help, but you have to do exactly what
I tell you to do. Got you, okay? Go, he says.
First we hook up the black wire, black wire, got it? Okay,
(17:56):
we got it? Okay, Now the red one.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Red one?
Speaker 15 (18:00):
What another red one one?
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Would you stop it?
Speaker 6 (18:04):
I'm not talking, he says, be really careful because the
red one and the brown one looked a lot alike.
So yes, Johnny, Bear, I gotta go.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Bigfoot down, repeat, Bigfoot Down.
Speaker 16 (18:22):
But the nine to one one call comes too late
to save John Boy. His soul leaves his body and
he travels down a long tunnel toward a brilliant white light.
As he enters the lights, John Boy finds himself standing
with a huge crowd of people outside the pearly gates
(18:42):
of Heaven.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Oh wow, real pearls.
Speaker 17 (18:44):
I made it, Lady and gentlement, Please please, please, may
I have your attention. My name is Saint Peter. I
know you, and you expected more. Welcome, Welcome to the
gateway to your retuneal reward. I'm having deja vu, folks.
We're having a small problem with that check in terminal.
Something about a massive power series at the radio station
down on Earth.
Speaker 15 (19:03):
Probably some idiot's fault.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Now, if you'll be patient, I'll take care of you
in the order that you arrive.
Speaker 15 (19:08):
Oh man, hey, Saint Peter, is this gonna take long?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Because like, I've been real humble my whole life so
I can get my reward in heaven. There's probably really
big reward too, so it ain't been easy staying humble
about it.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I'm sorry, sir. The animals are two doors down. Oh you, Sarah.
Speaker 17 (19:24):
Please, there's a little glitch here, and I'm having to
do all the admissions by hand.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
I'm sure you're familiar with that.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
More I can admit you, I have to confirm that
you are who you claim to be.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I'm John Boy, nationally syndicated radio personality, and.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
You must be so proud. Be that as it may.
Speaker 17 (19:39):
I need to have positive confirmation of your identity. I
can assure you, sir, I'm not treating you any differently
than anyone else. The rules would be the same even
if you were Michelangelo Dostoyevsky, or even Saint Francis of
a Zezi.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Who are they?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Good Heavens?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
So you are John BOYD right this way, so welcome
to heaven.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
What's the first step?
Speaker 16 (20:01):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
You're not gonna bring that damn dog in.
Speaker 11 (20:05):
You're right.
Speaker 16 (20:08):
Tune and again next time we're the crusty old heavenly
shuttle bus drivers say hey, big man, let me hold
a dollar.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
The first one of you two that goes out of
the carpet, you're out.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
You're good morning. Big shows on the radio coming up.
We play wordy word for happy herd. There is a
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(20:39):
tempercent off of check out. Hang on, win you some
in minutes right now from the desk of Tentertainment News,
want to watch here is she?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
That was a lot.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
From he to she got welcome you back Welcome.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
So let's see what everybody was launching at the Box
of office over the Eastern weekend. Okay, coming in at
number one was Sinners. They leapt over a Minecraft movie
land at the number one spot this weekend as it's
a horror fleck starring Michael B. Jordan and it earned
forty five point six million dollars. So a Minecraft Movie
(21:23):
dropped to second place, earning forty one point three million dollars,
so that's all pretty good. Third place went to the
King of Kings. The Amateur came in fourth place or
Amateur the Burg and fifth place was Warfare Movies coming
out this Friday. Do you remember the accountant Ben Afflex movie? Yeah,
(21:45):
all right, The Accountant Too, is being brought back by
Amazon Amazon MGM Studios. So this one is about two brothers,
one mission. So Christian Wolf Ben Afflex character has a
talent for solving complex problems, as we know. When an
old acquaintance is murder leave him be kind. It behind
a cryptic message that says find the Accountant. He's compelled
to solve the case, so, realizing more extreme measures are necessary,
(22:08):
he recruits his muscleman, his estranged and highly lethal brother, brax.
Speaker 11 (22:15):
Ensus.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Also coming out this weekend, a horror flick Until Dawn,
So if you're into horrors, maybe check out Until Dawn.
It's one year after her sister disappeared. Clover and her
friends head to the remote valley where she vanished, of course,
to search for answers. Well, let's go back there. Exploring
an abandoned visitor center, they soon encounter a mass killer
who murders them one by one. Sorry, was that a spoiler?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
I didn't Chainsaw Repair Shop a.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Horror flick and streaming wise, I saw Apollo thirteen Survival
and I think you'd like it, Randy. Yeah, Oh well,
they used original footage and interviews in this documentary and
it tells them the story of Apollo thirteen and the
struggle to bring its not safely home. Now it's very
(23:01):
I mean the movie did it?
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Did it?
Speaker 6 (23:03):
The story justice very similar, but it was really neat to.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
See, really paid attention trying to find.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
I was like, which one of the engineers did you
figure out how to get you wear pegging a round hole?
Speaker 11 (23:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
He was in the unit that helped engineer how to
get him back home?
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Yeah, recovery, That's where I was looking.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Even in the movie too, I was waiting to hear
someone say jay. But so that's a good one to watch,
you guys. I thought it was very good.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Much too long either, Yeah, baby, but thank you very
much for that report. Well, let's get us a winner.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Let's team up and play worthy word one eight hundred
Big Show you told free Line. We'll get a couple
of contestants play next.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Good Wednesday Morning.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
They pro twenty third Big Shows Holo Radio in our
feature track from the Big Show bit Box, I broad
calm On and Webster.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
And they have stupid names some fast food products.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Listen to them.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Give you a shout out.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
They got on their contest button. We need the Big
Show dot.
Speaker 15 (24:27):
Com can't get due.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
We'll call you.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 15 (24:33):
Little wordy word and a wordy word.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Let's meet the contestants. Michael out of Phoenix City, Alabama. Hello, Michael, Hello,
welcome Barny. Hey, we got Derek out of Summerdale, Alabama.
Good morning, Derek, good morning, good morning. All right, come
Alabama boys. Look what's happening here?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Let me roll the wheel. Michael and John bought Derek
and Mercy stup right, two rounds, thirty second seag Good
luck to you boys.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
All right, Derek, you relaxed. Me and Michael, Well, see
what we can put on the board. All right, this
is a just a pot pourrie random words.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Is what we got here.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Michael, all right, you're okay. Well let's start a start
the clock now a man, hold the shot. Hold Taylor,
bless you.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Oh bless.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yesterday just stunk it up.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Man.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Okay, all right, here we go. We're concentrating.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Me and Michael and me and me and Michael.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Start the clock.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Now.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
You put eggs in your easter what? Yeah, uh huh oh.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Let's go outside during the day and feel the what
out of the sky, the beautiful Saul, what is it?
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Oh, it's it's not it's not loudy enjoy the.
Speaker 10 (26:03):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
So what does it do?
Speaker 18 (26:05):
So?
Speaker 6 (26:05):
And what so?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Yes, yes, that's it?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Okay after a flood, God putting this in the sky,
different colors.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Yes, Oh, I'm blank, I'm blank.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Don't do it many.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Time, but a lot of words you get filled in there, Michael,
all right, three on the board.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
A three? All right, Well let's see what Tayter and
Derek can do. Derek you ready, I'm ready picking up
on that last one. I think it was a lot
of help.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Ready, go, I talk in front of a lot of people.
You get what very You get this feeling you're very
You're you're afraid to talk in front of people. You
get very this just be up. Yeah, but you get
this feeling over you and you're like your your leg
goes crazy. You're you feel this. It's like you bite
your fingernails because you're so blank.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
I'm y.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
You do that when you ask someone for money, you ask,
can I blank a dollar?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Borrow you?
Speaker 11 (27:07):
You?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
You put this stuff in a box to mail.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
It's a what's a poser?
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I put a two on the board. So still anybody's game.
It's three to two after round one. All right, Michael, here,
we're going around two. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You sure?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
All right? Starting to clock. Now, Hey, there's something on
the porch. There's a blank on the porch from FedEx
and say, yeah, uh huh. Let me ask you a.
Speaker 11 (27:38):
Question.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Yes, uh try to blank blank that time a month ago?
Do you blank?
Speaker 15 (27:44):
Can you do this?
Speaker 6 (27:46):
You? No?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
You did not forget it? You you did this? You
didn't forget.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (27:54):
No, no, say it?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yeah, okay, let's blank that. We're a husband and didn't
help there. All right, we were on the same way
link that.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
It makes me blanky.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Six on the board.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Derregan Tator four will tie this game and force over
time five will win it.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Ready to I'm ready and go.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Recorded in front of a live studio blank audience. Yes,
one hundred years is a what?
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (28:41):
Uh? You?
Speaker 8 (28:42):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (28:42):
I can I can get that car. I can't blank it.
It means I can pay for that. I can it
won't buy it.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I can buy it.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
No, but it's it's in my budget. I can blank that.
It won't put me.
Speaker 8 (28:55):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
I have a hard time making these. I don't know
to go left or right. I have a hard time
making a direction signal.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Now, oh man, if you would have gotten thiscision, it
would have tied it up.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
It comes up one short. Michael wins six or five
and got.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
A good wordy word game boys. Derek doggone and he
came up close there, buddy. But you can try again anytime.
Speaker 7 (29:23):
All right, all right, I appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
All right, boy, appreciate you.
Speaker 11 (29:26):
Go boy.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (29:27):
Man, I'm start by saying, uh that a great thing
taking from us a whole up too soon. And that's
tim to Wilson. He was he was taking up.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Oh and he was a he was a friend of mine.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Thank you, Michael, Buddy, Will you hang on right there, buddy,
Jack can hook you over with that prize pack.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Glad you want. Appreciate you listening all these years, Buddy,
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Good winnes morning, everybody. Something you'd like to hear about
this time? Money through Friday. Hit us up on the
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Alabama says love the Cajun playhouses. Could you play me
and Missus Boudreau? Thanks guys, love the show. Thank you, Chris.
We got coming up next. Good morning, Big Show's on
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the radio. You'll know Chris Oaks Opa.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Loka, Alabama.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Father him say hey, Chris heard you on the Big Show.
Chris loves him some cage in humor.
Speaker 17 (30:47):
We got it.
Speaker 16 (30:50):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Me
and Missus Boudreau. This our story opens. Justin approaches the
home of his friend Woodrow Woodrow in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
And wow you and now.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Hello ded Justin?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
How did Liza ben where Woodrow?
Speaker 11 (31:17):
Hey?
Speaker 18 (31:17):
Already there shi Ballet place getting the truck fixed. Seemed
like he been gone some more, well, you know, been
gone the monger than he said he gonna be what
you say, he's been gone some more like?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Okay, now, Lucky, I pulled you out of the bathtub,
did I?
Speaker 10 (31:34):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (31:35):
No, no, I already don't finished. I was just fixing
to drive my hair. Listen, Justin. I hear your wife
done run.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Off and left you well about three or two weeks ago,
put a dear juice, doan letter up on the fridge
of that Since that time, ain't seen hot in my hat.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
I can't tell you how so I am to heard that?
How you holding up?
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Are you know?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I reckon? I'm doing about the best I can.
Speaker 18 (31:59):
Well look here if you need anything from me or
Woojo anything, all Joe say the wood all you got.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
To do his ask?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Oh thank you very good.
Speaker 8 (32:08):
Hey, how do you like to.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Came over and eat one? Not next week?
Speaker 10 (32:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
You fix up some of that world famous bootdog dumbo?
Speaker 6 (32:15):
I think I could arrange that.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Then you got yourself a deal share. Sure would be
nice to have some good home cooking again, especially fixed
up by the beauty most famous female girl like yourself.
Speaker 18 (32:27):
There, beauty musk with my hair waiting me wrapped up
in this old bat rob, I must look like a
mess for sure.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh no, you are many finding looking sack of woman.
Speaker 18 (32:39):
Well, thank you, juicetan. That's nice to hear. Lord knows
my husband don't never say it to me.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Then your hose band is a lot dumber than he. Looking.
That ain't easy to dish.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
What I mean is I sure wish I had a
woman as fine as you around that house.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
That wife done tore out your heart and stump that
suckle flat, ain't she we?
Speaker 5 (33:02):
You know you kindly remind me of her. You and
her about the same size. But y'all got that peaches
of nerve complexion. She didn't have nowhere near what you
got in the Bazoom department.
Speaker 18 (33:13):
Though, Now, Juice done, you're gonna embarrass me the truth
then Bazoom.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
You gods look like too cute little puppet dog get
in a sack.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
I try not to notice, but every time I seen you,
there they is, and they usually get here about for
five minutes.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
For you, dude, I don't reckon. You could let me
see him. Good getting.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
Forgetting that, says Junior High.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I ain't trying to get none of that what you
call freak on. I just want to take a little.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Peak, Juice, dyl are black you and my husband as
best friend. I know that.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
But if he don't never knew about it, who they're
gonna hurt?
Speaker 6 (33:55):
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Well what if I were that I gave you a
hundred dollars, dude?
Speaker 6 (34:02):
What what kind of woman you think I am?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
We established stablish handle no price. Look, I know where
you have food just scrimping by it. One hundred dollars
could probably help you all out.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Will you.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Well, you're probably right, and.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
You'll be doing me a big favor by easing the
pain of my loneliness.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Well, you do look like you could use some excitement.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
There you go, ain't getting a pick of them? Twin
with shutting off? Put the excite right out of me.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
You sure you ain't gonna try to do nothing funny?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I promise one peak i'd be on my way.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Well, okay, here goes.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I mean no, thank you very good.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Share.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I feel much more. Here's that one hundred dollars.
Speaker 18 (35:04):
Juice Dyn if you ever told anybody about this, I
guarantee you.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
Don't worry about Elizabeth. I'm gonna took this one to
my grave. In fact, I'm gonna took both of them. Listen,
get my best of yr whos Man. I'll caught up
with him tomorrow.
Speaker 16 (35:18):
About an hour later.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Oh, Elizabeth, tim home.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
Finally, what does Sam have took you so long?
Speaker 15 (35:26):
That Chevrolet man ain't had my trulve fiction?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I get there, like he say, I think I'm gonna
tell my business that other Chevrolet man crossed down. Juice
don said, another man do better work?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Anyway?
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Oh that reminds me your mother, Juice down come by
here looking for you? About an hour go?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Yeah, well did he bring out one hundred dollars he
owed me from the poker game last night.
Speaker 16 (35:51):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse and
you real too. Chill then again next time, I am
aware of the crusty old service guy at the Chevrolet place.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Say hey, big man, let.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Me hold a dollar a headlock on a howkhead?
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Big Joe's on the radio. You like it's Marvin Webster.
You're making a Marvin album on your John Boy and
Middley album. Keyword of the big box fast food. Spend
a few minutes with Marvin.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yo, what's up? Man man?
Speaker 12 (36:52):
I want to talk about Arby's for a second.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Y'all like Arby's?
Speaker 11 (36:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (36:56):
Yeah, I think Arby's is like the bomb of fast
food place. Ill to anything they got, all except for
one thing. Horsey Sauce, the horse Riddish stuff they got
or I like it, But I got a little problem
with that name, Horsey Sauce. Who the ad was that
come up with this name? It sound like something you
wouldn't want to step in.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Horsey Sauce.
Speaker 12 (37:19):
It's not a good name, especially if you're trying to
attract like my people, because Horsey Sauce is not really
a name that speaks to the black experience. It sounds
like something you hear a white dude say an old
black and white cowboy movie. Hey Jean, the bank fixing
to take the ranch, and Jean be like, oh yeah,
Horsey sauce, and let's give you a Horsey sauce. It's
(37:41):
not something a grown man wants to have to say
to another man at any time.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
H And they're trying to get you to say it too.
Speaker 12 (37:48):
You know, you pull up and the dude of the
window would say, ketch up, Harvey sauce, Horsey sauce. I
just say, yeah, all three, because I ain't saying I
need it. But I ain't saying that's just how I rolled.
And I don't mean to pick on the Arby's here
because a lot of fast food places got some problem
names like Wendy Is did it a while back? Start
(38:10):
that thing with the biggie size. I remember the first
time I heard that. I was talking to the dude
on the speaker. He said, would you lie for me
to biggie.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Size that to you? I said, dude, what, No, man?
Speaker 12 (38:21):
Biggie size sounded like some hip hop dude. No, Actually,
bigger sides sound like something that would happen to.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
One of them.
Speaker 12 (38:27):
Hip hop just just into the bee t News desk
rapper Snoop Dogg committed biggie size today. And they got
some of these dumb names they've been around for a
while too, like happy meal, you know the one at McDonald's.
But see, I'll say that one because you know a
regular McNuggets combo with a drink.
Speaker 10 (38:46):
What is that?
Speaker 12 (38:46):
Nine ten dollars? Now happy meal two ninety nine and
you get a free toy too. Of course, the worst
food name of all time got to be Rudy Tooty,
fresh and Fruit. I don't know about y'all's people, but
ain't no brother in history ever ordered one of them.
Oh no, we might have ate one, but what we
(39:08):
did we tricked our girlfriend into ordering. It's like, uh yo, baby,
I got to go to the bathroom when the waitress
come back order me.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Uh that right there?
Speaker 12 (39:19):
I tell you who hit on. A good name is Hearty's.
They got to think thick Burgers. I like that because
it not only tells you what it is, They tell
you what's gonna happen to you after you eat it.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Then walk it.
Speaker 12 (39:33):
See what the fast food people need to do when
they make up a new product, is they need to
get an expert panel together.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
You know you don't need but five people.
Speaker 12 (39:40):
Here's what you need. You need a socker mom, a
six year old kid, two big fat forty five year
old white dudes, and me. Now, if all five of
us can say the name without sounding stupid, then that's
what you go over and y'all, we need to do
something because otherwise we're gonna be leaning in that little
speaker pretty soon. At yo, let me have a rooted, tooted,
(40:02):
fresh and fruity biggie size with a sarro to huba stank,
a chubble womba a large Google grate. Let me have
some extra horsey sauce with that too, y'all think you
about it?
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We Love you mean it
O morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's no, it's stater.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
She's just been around the world. Looks different than her
fuzzy clothes.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Arm right, good to have you bag. Yesterday we played
Beat the Gray.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh, and Randy bluffed very well. Lessie oftened Es.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Lost him two.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Questions, I've got more practice and all y'all combined.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
So where was John Boy yesterday?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
He was saving a baby from.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
A Let me guess. He gave some long drawn out
answer and the guy just agreed with him to just
move on exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
You know what I'm sitting right here? Oh hey, buddy
good Yeah, putting the podcast up. That's how she found
out way to God.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
I will come on.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Let's play our game Beat the Blonde.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Let's meet our contestant coming out of Mobile, Alabama. He's
a suffer them all should win this game. His name
is Wesley.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
Good morning, Wesley, Good morning, wakey, wakey acting baking?
Speaker 8 (01:36):
You know what you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Right in here, Aline, Wes.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
We'll I asked tighter some questions you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Thinks she's right wrong two.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Bells before the two buzzers will win you one hundred
and twenty bucks.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
A bull snots.
Speaker 9 (01:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well, What a coincidence. Taylor's just got back from Italy
and France. And in France, men don't whistle at attractive girls.
That's why you didn't hear any tea. What do they
do to show their appreciation?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
In France they cower in the shadows.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I guess.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
They hiss at you.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Actually, wow, they don't whistle at attractive girls, Westley, they
hiss adam, I disagree.
Speaker 10 (02:32):
And.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Unbelievable they do.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh my god, they hearts.
Speaker 11 (02:39):
I never heard that one. Now, still wonder.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
What that guy was doing the other day. Let's get
you out of Milan, friends, Tall, and go to.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Scotland, especially since Milan's in Italy, is it?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Well, we're getting that boy. She's gonna start that all stuck.
Oh yeah, places, Well, let's go to Scotland. Tator On
New Year's Eve.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
In Scotland, it's traditional to wish that a person will
have a fire in his hearth, money in his purse,
and something on his table.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
What a bottle of John Boy and Billy's grilling sauce.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I disagree, they don't know John They.
Speaker 12 (03:37):
How many?
Speaker 11 (03:37):
How many radio station?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Joe out over there?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
We got an we got a worldwide, worldwide podcast is
listened to.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
UH added up the countries. A couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
We we I looked for Marie, couldn't find her.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
All right, So you're johnbo'milly grilling sauce.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I'm going to say, and some than on his table.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Bread bread, bread on the table, Wesley, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
That was the time to do? Is bread?
Speaker 11 (04:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Table? All right, window on the floor, brother, have it
on the table.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
We got your last question to see what happens? Where
did the custom of kissing a ladies and begin.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
That began at the neck.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Took a wrong turn into arm.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
You do your boot?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
That started in England.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That was an English This is the custom of kissing
a lady's hand beginning England.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
But Tanner says, Wes, you agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (04:47):
I'm agree, but I wasn't there, so I can't verify that.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
So agree with England. And it was France again, fran hands.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
I didn't do well over there.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
You heard some.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Hissing but no kissing all right way, So we got
a good consolation prize for you, buddy.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
We'll hook you up and get you get you some
mobile all right, buddy, y'all have a great day you
thank you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Hang on out there, bottom of the hour, top of
your news. Right on the other side, a very famous
big show call the Help. Prince Charles out. That's lost
all Awareness Day. Good morning, mag show's on the radio.
(06:10):
I'm telling you about National Lost Dog Awareness today. We
do lost dogs here on the Big Show. It's a
very famous one a while back. Who knew it was
going to be a future keen? All right, we're rolling.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Hello a minute? All right, hello, Hello?
Speaker 13 (06:33):
Is this Prince Charles, Prince Charles, heir to the throne
of England.
Speaker 11 (06:43):
A woman. Oh, I do have WII and I am
my honor.
Speaker 13 (06:50):
Well, good morning, sir. This is a John moyn billy
show from the United States. I hope we're not interrupting
you this morning.
Speaker 11 (06:56):
I'm just sitting here having a drink or two with
Prince Albert. Oh, i'd let you talk to him, but
he's in the can right now, in the cat. I'm sorry.
What can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Well, we hear you lost your dog.
Speaker 11 (07:13):
Yes, horrible thing. Confinder.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Anyway, Well, what does she look like?
Speaker 11 (07:17):
She's about five six, pretty in a snorty sort of way.
There's not a great thing. Hats always getting a picture
on the doll?
Speaker 13 (07:30):
The dog is?
Speaker 11 (07:32):
The dog is kind of all to describe.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Well, what kind of dog is it?
Speaker 11 (07:36):
It's a Cockrell spaniards a what a Cockrell Spaniards cocker spaniel? Yes,
I think that's a little bit of that extension. She
was a gift from my sort of ex wife, Diana.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Well when does she disappear?
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Right after that tape of me talking to my mistress
on the phone came out, she pussed the bags, put
the kids and oh.
Speaker 13 (07:57):
Right, you were talking about the dog, Yes, sir, Yes, sir,
we're trying to. Are you offering a reward to someone
if they bring her back?
Speaker 11 (08:06):
Are you o kidding? Let her run around? Well those
big cats give a picture in the papers. I don't care.
I don't need that.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I meant someone who brings the dog back.
Speaker 11 (08:15):
Oh wow, Oh yes, I am one thousand pounds.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
And in American money that would.
Speaker 11 (08:21):
Be I have no bloody idea you. Isn't it funny?
In Black country the pound is money, but in your country,
money isn't measured by the pounds, unless, of course, your
Oprah Winfrey. I'm hot today? Are you taking this? I'd
(08:41):
love to give a copy. And you're listening. I know
you took the dogs your wy say what it is,
but it's off with a bee. Oh look press album.
He's back from the cat Listen lovely chatting with you. Okay,
(09:06):
are you going to see Google later on?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (09:08):
Yeah, Well what you tell him? I said, John, Yes,
I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure
someone named Google would.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Nor Yes, sir from straight over around.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Okay, all here, good morning, begs yoas on the radio
(09:52):
god this Wednesday morning. Everybody had a great Easter weekend
a few days back.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
We'll stare it's.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
There, reliving some of the wonderful parts of it and
some others as well.
Speaker 14 (10:04):
Hey Cadburry, thanks for coming out and helping out with
the Easter egg.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Han way away, go away from me, Hi pleasure, sir. Yeah,
let's get started, begging says pardon. Who is that woman
on the porch? She keeps looking at her watch.
Speaker 14 (10:22):
Oh that's my mom. She's been waiting for John Boy
to show up. Uh he told her he was going
to be here.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Oh how long has she been waiting?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Fifteen years?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I feel her pains.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Hey, fancy pants, let's get this show on the road.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Be patient, Will So we meet Agay Cadberry.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
How's it going. I figured you'd be here. Let's Easter
without Humpty dumpty?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Why you little go easy.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
With him, Cadbury. You two are partners today?
Speaker 8 (10:53):
What oh? I'm loving this.
Speaker 14 (10:56):
You have to pair an adult with each kid. Will's
dad he is working today, so you're both kind of
odd men out.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Looks like it's you and me Tennessee duxedo.
Speaker 15 (11:08):
Let's get this over with now.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
You two try to get along. It's eastern and my
mother's here.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
You know the cissy is right?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Truce?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Oh like truce.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Nice weather.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Huh yes, lovely.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Uh that's a that's quite an Easter basket. You out
of there, Young Williams virtually overflowing with all manner of
Easter goodies.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
My dad gave it to me. But it doesn't make
up for him being away all the time.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Really well, I I know what you mean.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
My my father was in the military. It was it
was quite difficult.
Speaker 9 (11:48):
At least your dad was doing something worthwhile. My dad
manages John Boy.
Speaker 8 (11:54):
And Billy for pizzing. It's kind of embarrassing on career day.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
Hey, look that maybe sits a couple of hillbillies makes
you want to live underground.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I must remember that one, sir, very good, very good.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Indeed I was a good one, wasn't.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
And don't you worry about your father, William.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
He loves you very much.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Remember the way he stood up for you at Christmas?
Speaker 8 (12:21):
You mean when he punched your lights out at the
Christmas party? Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Oh oh sorry, Oh that's.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
All right, will you.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
It was partially my fault, you know. Come again, you
will find, young William, that with age, one comes to
term with one's own foibles.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
You're not sore about the Christmas thing?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
One must learn to be a good sports sir. Besides,
it seems that we have a lot in common, you
and I. Perhaps if we had had this chat before,
we wouldn't have gotten off on the wrong foot.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Like did you know you are right? Cadberry?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
You were all right too, young William.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
And that makes what I'm about to do so much harder.
Hold my aster basket, dad, Dad, help.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
The butler is stealing my yster?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
What manner of prank is this? Your father is working?
Speaker 8 (13:12):
Who do you think is playing the easter money?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Stop right there?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Big bowing? Oh yeah, well, how could you.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
I can't believe you fall for that poor little kid
stuff hook line and singer sucker.
Speaker 10 (13:26):
I guess you didn't learn your lesson last time. Oh,
mister French, get him back at Easter basket and take your.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Whoop and lock of muny.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Get him Dad, Yes, yes, by old.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Means get me Dad. I deserve it.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
And while you're at it, please give me a swift
kick in the seat of the trousers.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Send your sil not foot your butt. It's a perfect face.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I have another one.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Happy dad. There, Stop, William, come.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
On back here toachtool.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Hold up, I got something here for you.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You can stomp it.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
A Hey, dadda, think you gave you the finger?
Speaker 15 (14:14):
Oh god, this makes you.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
On the radio, John Bop Ben and Tyler Fenners ran
to Jackie and you listening.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
Hi a pal, You are listening to two of the
funniest guys on the radio and my fraternity brothers at
the Raccoon Lodge, John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Are they funny?
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Are they funny?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Oh? Hell?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Good morning baby shows on the radio talking about the
two Bigfoot festivals going on in our home state of
North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
This summer.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh word, we'll cover it for you. I'm looking for,
says Bigfoot style.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Food in the world? Is that beef jerky?
Speaker 15 (15:40):
It on TV?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
It's the only thing I have seeing me. We are
gonna celebrate all summer long.
Speaker 16 (15:50):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode Bigfoot Down.
As our story opens, John Boy return to the main
Big Show studio at five thirty one Friday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Really really for the.
Speaker 15 (16:09):
Punchline, Azy, let me get in character.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Okay, hello, anybody here?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Hold on, Barry, I think John Boy just came in.
Speaker 15 (16:22):
Hey, Tanler, what are you still doing here?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
I'm on the phone with Barry, you know, the engineer
or Yeah, he's down in the rack room hooking up
that new backup generator and I'm helping him reconnect all
the wiring.
Speaker 15 (16:32):
Well, I don't see how anything could possibly go wrong
with that plan.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Ain't seen Pearl's Froggy Walkey. I couldn't find it when
I got back.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
To the farm.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (16:43):
Can you help me look for it? Pearl can't sleep
without Froggy walky, can't you?
Speaker 10 (16:47):
Girl?
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Oh? You love problem, Johnny. We're kind of in the
middle of something here.
Speaker 15 (16:54):
Oh, yeah, the wiring thing. Hey, maybe if I help,
you can get it done faster.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Barry. Yeah. The envoy wants to know if he can help.
Barry says absolutely not.
Speaker 15 (17:06):
Does he think you're a better engineering assistant than me?
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Well, hold on, I'll ask him. Johnny wants to know
if you think I'm a better assistant than him.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Barry says, it's probably a toss up, but the fewer
idiots involved, the better.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Well, does Barry want to take himself out of the
running for Employee of the Year, Keeping in mind that.
Speaker 15 (17:31):
We're starting off from a five hundred dollars prize to
the winner.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Johnny says, you're about to screw yourself out of five
hundred bucks. That's right, five hundred bucks. Barry says, Okay,
you can help, but you have to do exactly what
I tell you to do. Got you, okay? Go, he says.
First we hook up the black wire, black wire, got it? Okay,
(17:56):
we got it? Okay, Now the red one.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Red one?
Speaker 15 (18:00):
What another red one one?
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Would you stop it?
Speaker 6 (18:04):
I'm not talking, he says, be really careful because the
red one and the brown one looked a lot alike.
So yes, Johnny, Bear, I gotta go.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Bigfoot down, repeat, Bigfoot Down.
Speaker 16 (18:22):
But the nine to one one call comes too late
to save John Boy. His soul leaves his body and
he travels down a long tunnel toward a brilliant white light.
As he enters the lights, John Boy finds himself standing
with a huge crowd of people outside the pearly gates
(18:42):
of Heaven.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Oh wow, real pearls.
Speaker 17 (18:44):
I made it, Lady and gentlement, Please please, please, may
I have your attention. My name is Saint Peter. I
know you, and you expected more. Welcome, Welcome to the
gateway to your retuneal reward. I'm having deja vu, folks.
We're having a small problem with that check in terminal.
Something about a massive power series at the radio station
down on Earth.
Speaker 15 (19:03):
Probably some idiot's fault.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Now, if you'll be patient, I'll take care of you
in the order that you arrive.
Speaker 15 (19:08):
Oh man, hey, Saint Peter, is this gonna take long?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Because like, I've been real humble my whole life so
I can get my reward in heaven. There's probably really
big reward too, so it ain't been easy staying humble
about it.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I'm sorry, sir. The animals are two doors down. Oh you, Sarah.
Speaker 17 (19:24):
Please, there's a little glitch here, and I'm having to
do all the admissions by hand.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
I'm sure you're familiar with that.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
More I can admit you, I have to confirm that
you are who you claim to be.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I'm John Boy, nationally syndicated radio personality, and.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
You must be so proud. Be that as it may.
Speaker 17 (19:39):
I need to have positive confirmation of your identity. I
can assure you, sir, I'm not treating you any differently
than anyone else. The rules would be the same even
if you were Michelangelo Dostoyevsky, or even Saint Francis of
a Zezi.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Who are they?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Good Heavens?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
So you are John BOYD right this way, so welcome
to heaven.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
What's the first step?
Speaker 16 (20:01):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
You're not gonna bring that damn dog in.
Speaker 11 (20:05):
You're right.
Speaker 16 (20:08):
Tune and again next time we're the crusty old heavenly
shuttle bus drivers say hey, big man, let me hold
a dollar.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
The first one of you two that goes out of
the carpet, you're out.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
You're good morning. Big shows on the radio coming up.
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want to watch here is she?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
That was a lot.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
From he to she got welcome you back Welcome.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
So let's see what everybody was launching at the Box
of office over the Eastern weekend. Okay, coming in at
number one was Sinners. They leapt over a Minecraft movie
land at the number one spot this weekend as it's
a horror fleck starring Michael B. Jordan and it earned
forty five point six million dollars. So a Minecraft Movie
(21:23):
dropped to second place, earning forty one point three million dollars,
so that's all pretty good. Third place went to the
King of Kings. The Amateur came in fourth place or
Amateur the Burg and fifth place was Warfare Movies coming
out this Friday. Do you remember the accountant Ben Afflex movie? Yeah,
(21:45):
all right, The Accountant Too, is being brought back by
Amazon Amazon MGM Studios. So this one is about two brothers,
one mission. So Christian Wolf Ben Afflex character has a
talent for solving complex problems, as we know. When an
old acquaintance is murder leave him be kind. It behind
a cryptic message that says find the Accountant. He's compelled
to solve the case, so, realizing more extreme measures are necessary,
(22:08):
he recruits his muscleman, his estranged and highly lethal brother, brax.
Speaker 11 (22:15):
Ensus.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Also coming out this weekend, a horror flick Until Dawn,
So if you're into horrors, maybe check out Until Dawn.
It's one year after her sister disappeared. Clover and her
friends head to the remote valley where she vanished, of course,
to search for answers. Well, let's go back there. Exploring
an abandoned visitor center, they soon encounter a mass killer
who murders them one by one. Sorry, was that a spoiler?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
I didn't Chainsaw Repair Shop a.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Horror flick and streaming wise, I saw Apollo thirteen Survival
and I think you'd like it, Randy. Yeah, Oh well,
they used original footage and interviews in this documentary and
it tells them the story of Apollo thirteen and the
struggle to bring its not safely home. Now it's very
(23:01):
I mean the movie did it?
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Did it?
Speaker 6 (23:03):
The story justice very similar, but it was really neat to.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
See, really paid attention trying to find.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
I was like, which one of the engineers did you
figure out how to get you wear pegging a round hole?
Speaker 11 (23:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
He was in the unit that helped engineer how to
get him back home?
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Yeah, recovery, That's where I was looking.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Even in the movie too, I was waiting to hear
someone say jay. But so that's a good one to watch,
you guys. I thought it was very good.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Much too long either, Yeah, baby, but thank you very
much for that report. Well, let's get us a winner.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Let's team up and play worthy word one eight hundred
Big Show you told free Line. We'll get a couple
of contestants play next.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Good Wednesday Morning.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
They pro twenty third Big Shows Holo Radio in our
feature track from the Big Show bit Box, I broad
calm On and Webster.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
And they have stupid names some fast food products.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Listen to them.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Give you a shout out.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
They got on their contest button. We need the Big
Show dot.
Speaker 15 (24:27):
Com can't get due.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
We'll call you.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 15 (24:33):
Little wordy word and a wordy word.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Let's meet the contestants. Michael out of Phoenix City, Alabama. Hello, Michael, Hello,
welcome Barny. Hey, we got Derek out of Summerdale, Alabama.
Good morning, Derek, good morning, good morning. All right, come
Alabama boys. Look what's happening here?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Let me roll the wheel. Michael and John bought Derek
and Mercy stup right, two rounds, thirty second seag Good
luck to you boys.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
All right, Derek, you relaxed. Me and Michael, Well, see
what we can put on the board. All right, this
is a just a pot pourrie random words.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Is what we got here.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Michael, all right, you're okay. Well let's start a start
the clock now a man, hold the shot. Hold Taylor,
bless you.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Oh bless.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yesterday just stunk it up.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Man.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Okay, all right, here we go. We're concentrating.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Me and Michael and me and me and Michael.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Start the clock.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Now.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
You put eggs in your easter what? Yeah, uh huh oh.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Let's go outside during the day and feel the what
out of the sky, the beautiful Saul, what is it?
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Oh, it's it's not it's not loudy enjoy the.
Speaker 10 (26:03):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
So what does it do?
Speaker 18 (26:05):
So?
Speaker 6 (26:05):
And what so?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Yes, yes, that's it?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Okay after a flood, God putting this in the sky,
different colors.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Yes, Oh, I'm blank, I'm blank.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Don't do it many.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Time, but a lot of words you get filled in there, Michael,
all right, three on the board.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
A three? All right, Well let's see what Tayter and
Derek can do. Derek you ready, I'm ready picking up
on that last one. I think it was a lot
of help.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Ready, go, I talk in front of a lot of people.
You get what very You get this feeling you're very
You're you're afraid to talk in front of people. You
get very this just be up. Yeah, but you get
this feeling over you and you're like your your leg
goes crazy. You're you feel this. It's like you bite
your fingernails because you're so blank.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
I'm y.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
You do that when you ask someone for money, you ask,
can I blank a dollar?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Borrow you?
Speaker 11 (27:07):
You?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
You put this stuff in a box to mail.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
It's a what's a poser?
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I put a two on the board. So still anybody's game.
It's three to two after round one. All right, Michael, here,
we're going around two. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You sure?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
All right? Starting to clock. Now, Hey, there's something on
the porch. There's a blank on the porch from FedEx
and say, yeah, uh huh. Let me ask you a.
Speaker 11 (27:38):
Question.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Yes, uh try to blank blank that time a month ago?
Do you blank?
Speaker 15 (27:44):
Can you do this?
Speaker 6 (27:46):
You? No?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
You did not forget it? You you did this? You
didn't forget.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (27:54):
No, no, say it?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yeah, okay, let's blank that. We're a husband and didn't
help there. All right, we were on the same way
link that.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
It makes me blanky.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Six on the board.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Derregan Tator four will tie this game and force over
time five will win it.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Ready to I'm ready and go.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Recorded in front of a live studio blank audience. Yes,
one hundred years is a what?
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (28:41):
Uh? You?
Speaker 8 (28:42):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (28:42):
I can I can get that car. I can't blank it.
It means I can pay for that. I can it
won't buy it.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I can buy it.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
No, but it's it's in my budget. I can blank that.
It won't put me.
Speaker 8 (28:55):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
I have a hard time making these. I don't know
to go left or right. I have a hard time
making a direction signal.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Now, oh man, if you would have gotten thiscision, it
would have tied it up.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
It comes up one short. Michael wins six or five
and got.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
A good wordy word game boys. Derek doggone and he
came up close there, buddy. But you can try again anytime.
Speaker 7 (29:23):
All right, all right, I appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
All right, boy, appreciate you.
Speaker 11 (29:26):
Go boy.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (29:27):
Man, I'm start by saying, uh that a great thing
taking from us a whole up too soon. And that's
tim to Wilson. He was he was taking up.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Oh and he was a he was a friend of mine.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Thank you, Michael, Buddy, Will you hang on right there, buddy,
Jack can hook you over with that prize pack.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Glad you want. Appreciate you listening all these years, Buddy,
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Good winnes morning, everybody. Something you'd like to hear about
this time? Money through Friday. Hit us up on the
John wore Miller Facebook page. Us Oaks out of Laca,
Alabama says love the Cajun playhouses. Could you play me
and Missus Boudreau? Thanks guys, love the show. Thank you, Chris.
We got coming up next. Good morning, Big Show's on
(30:37):
the radio. You'll know Chris Oaks Opa.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Loka, Alabama.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Father him say hey, Chris heard you on the Big Show.
Chris loves him some cage in humor.
Speaker 17 (30:47):
We got it.
Speaker 16 (30:50):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Me
and Missus Boudreau. This our story opens. Justin approaches the
home of his friend Woodrow Woodrow in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
And wow you and now.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Hello ded Justin?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
How did Liza ben where Woodrow?
Speaker 11 (31:17):
Hey?
Speaker 18 (31:17):
Already there shi Ballet place getting the truck fixed. Seemed
like he been gone some more, well, you know, been
gone the monger than he said he gonna be what
you say, he's been gone some more like?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Okay, now, Lucky, I pulled you out of the bathtub,
did I?
Speaker 10 (31:34):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (31:35):
No, no, I already don't finished. I was just fixing
to drive my hair. Listen, Justin. I hear your wife
done run.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Off and left you well about three or two weeks ago,
put a dear juice, doan letter up on the fridge
of that Since that time, ain't seen hot in my hat.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
I can't tell you how so I am to heard that?
How you holding up?
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Are you know?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I reckon? I'm doing about the best I can.
Speaker 18 (31:59):
Well look here if you need anything from me or
Woojo anything, all Joe say the wood all you got.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
To do his ask?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Oh thank you very good.
Speaker 8 (32:08):
Hey, how do you like to.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Came over and eat one? Not next week?
Speaker 10 (32:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
You fix up some of that world famous bootdog dumbo?
Speaker 6 (32:15):
I think I could arrange that.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Then you got yourself a deal share. Sure would be
nice to have some good home cooking again, especially fixed
up by the beauty most famous female girl like yourself.
Speaker 18 (32:27):
There, beauty musk with my hair waiting me wrapped up
in this old bat rob, I must look like a
mess for sure.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh no, you are many finding looking sack of woman.
Speaker 18 (32:39):
Well, thank you, juicetan. That's nice to hear. Lord knows
my husband don't never say it to me.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Then your hose band is a lot dumber than he. Looking.
That ain't easy to dish.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
What I mean is I sure wish I had a
woman as fine as you around that house.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
That wife done tore out your heart and stump that
suckle flat, ain't she we?
Speaker 5 (33:02):
You know you kindly remind me of her. You and
her about the same size. But y'all got that peaches
of nerve complexion. She didn't have nowhere near what you
got in the Bazoom department.
Speaker 18 (33:13):
Though, Now, Juice done, you're gonna embarrass me the truth
then Bazoom.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
You gods look like too cute little puppet dog get
in a sack.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
I try not to notice, but every time I seen you,
there they is, and they usually get here about for
five minutes.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
For you, dude, I don't reckon. You could let me
see him. Good getting.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
Forgetting that, says Junior High.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I ain't trying to get none of that what you
call freak on. I just want to take a little.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Peak, Juice, dyl are black you and my husband as
best friend. I know that.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
But if he don't never knew about it, who they're
gonna hurt?
Speaker 6 (33:55):
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Well what if I were that I gave you a
hundred dollars, dude?
Speaker 6 (34:02):
What what kind of woman you think I am?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
We established stablish handle no price. Look, I know where
you have food just scrimping by it. One hundred dollars
could probably help you all out.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Will you.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Well, you're probably right, and.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
You'll be doing me a big favor by easing the
pain of my loneliness.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Well, you do look like you could use some excitement.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
There you go, ain't getting a pick of them? Twin
with shutting off? Put the excite right out of me.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
You sure you ain't gonna try to do nothing funny?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I promise one peak i'd be on my way.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Well, okay, here goes.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I mean no, thank you very good.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Share.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I feel much more. Here's that one hundred dollars.
Speaker 18 (35:04):
Juice Dyn if you ever told anybody about this, I
guarantee you.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
Don't worry about Elizabeth. I'm gonna took this one to
my grave. In fact, I'm gonna took both of them. Listen,
get my best of yr whos Man. I'll caught up
with him tomorrow.
Speaker 16 (35:18):
About an hour later.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Oh, Elizabeth, tim home.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
Finally, what does Sam have took you so long?
Speaker 15 (35:26):
That Chevrolet man ain't had my trulve fiction?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I get there, like he say, I think I'm gonna
tell my business that other Chevrolet man crossed down. Juice
don said, another man do better work?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Anyway?
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Oh that reminds me your mother, Juice down come by
here looking for you? About an hour go?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Yeah, well did he bring out one hundred dollars he
owed me from the poker game last night.
Speaker 16 (35:51):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse and
you real too. Chill then again next time, I am
aware of the crusty old service guy at the Chevrolet place.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Say hey, big man, let.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Me hold a dollar a headlock on a howkhead?
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Big Joe's on the radio. You like it's Marvin Webster.
You're making a Marvin album on your John Boy and
Middley album. Keyword of the big box fast food. Spend
a few minutes with Marvin.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yo, what's up? Man man?
Speaker 12 (36:52):
I want to talk about Arby's for a second.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Y'all like Arby's?
Speaker 11 (36:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (36:56):
Yeah, I think Arby's is like the bomb of fast
food place. Ill to anything they got, all except for
one thing. Horsey Sauce, the horse Riddish stuff they got
or I like it, But I got a little problem
with that name, Horsey Sauce. Who the ad was that
come up with this name? It sound like something you
wouldn't want to step in.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Horsey Sauce.
Speaker 12 (37:19):
It's not a good name, especially if you're trying to
attract like my people, because Horsey Sauce is not really
a name that speaks to the black experience. It sounds
like something you hear a white dude say an old
black and white cowboy movie. Hey Jean, the bank fixing
to take the ranch, and Jean be like, oh yeah,
Horsey sauce, and let's give you a Horsey sauce. It's
(37:41):
not something a grown man wants to have to say
to another man at any time.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
H And they're trying to get you to say it too.
Speaker 12 (37:48):
You know, you pull up and the dude of the
window would say, ketch up, Harvey sauce, Horsey sauce. I
just say, yeah, all three, because I ain't saying I
need it. But I ain't saying that's just how I rolled.
And I don't mean to pick on the Arby's here
because a lot of fast food places got some problem
names like Wendy Is did it a while back? Start
(38:10):
that thing with the biggie size. I remember the first
time I heard that. I was talking to the dude
on the speaker. He said, would you lie for me
to biggie.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Size that to you? I said, dude, what, No, man?
Speaker 12 (38:21):
Biggie size sounded like some hip hop dude. No, Actually,
bigger sides sound like something that would happen to.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
One of them.
Speaker 12 (38:27):
Hip hop just just into the bee t News desk
rapper Snoop Dogg committed biggie size today. And they got
some of these dumb names they've been around for a
while too, like happy meal, you know the one at McDonald's.
But see, I'll say that one because you know a
regular McNuggets combo with a drink.
Speaker 10 (38:46):
What is that?
Speaker 12 (38:46):
Nine ten dollars? Now happy meal two ninety nine and
you get a free toy too. Of course, the worst
food name of all time got to be Rudy Tooty,
fresh and Fruit. I don't know about y'all's people, but
ain't no brother in history ever ordered one of them.
Oh no, we might have ate one, but what we
(39:08):
did we tricked our girlfriend into ordering. It's like, uh yo, baby,
I got to go to the bathroom when the waitress
come back order me.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Uh that right there?
Speaker 12 (39:19):
I tell you who hit on. A good name is Hearty's.
They got to think thick Burgers. I like that because
it not only tells you what it is, They tell
you what's gonna happen to you after you eat it.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Then walk it.
Speaker 12 (39:33):
See what the fast food people need to do when
they make up a new product, is they need to
get an expert panel together.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
You know you don't need but five people.
Speaker 12 (39:40):
Here's what you need. You need a socker mom, a
six year old kid, two big fat forty five year
old white dudes, and me. Now, if all five of
us can say the name without sounding stupid, then that's
what you go over and y'all, we need to do
something because otherwise we're gonna be leaning in that little
speaker pretty soon. At yo, let me have a rooted, tooted,
(40:02):
fresh and fruity biggie size with a sarro to huba stank,
a chubble womba a large Google grate. Let me have
some extra horsey sauce with that too, y'all think you
about it?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I'm mild West.
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