Shut Up Cincinnati

Hey there!  We got a doozy for you this week.  Chris visits the cuck in the nightgown for part 2 of epic sexual savagery.  Ryan and Jason give Chris feedback and congratulate him for peeing on their floor.  Detective Bauman dives deep and finds the suspects in the dong licking kitty case.  Jason tries hard not to go off on a slow kid at Kroger.  The guys share scabies stories and wish death on a man in an old person's home.  All th...

Welcome turd cutters!  Join the fellas for another marvelous podcast that will change your life.   The guys discuss why dildos are usually pink, if they would take a picture with Donald Trump, and NFL free agency.  Who is leaving rubber ducks at Chris's house?  Should you get jail time for threatening death if 2 people don't hug each other?  Would you take a dead person through the bank line to get his money?  Have you ever thought...

Hey there bird brain!  Yeah, You!  Listen to this wonderful podcast about all the important things and absolutely nothing at the same time.  Do freaks who take part in beastiality consider if the animal is male or female?  What would you do if a kitten licked your thang while you were romances yourself?  Why do people with Jeeps suck?  Is Chris a complete loser for having a Panda Express app on his phone?  If you saw a man on fire ...

Hey there fatties!  Join the fellas for the worlds best podcast.  The guys talk about homeless boogers, cursing children, and listeners that they don't like.  Patrick Mahomes should be kicked out of the NFL for the violence in Kansas City.  Subway hasn't made a good sandwich in 20 years.  No amount of Cheese Coneys are going to save old crusty Coney Island.  Can you be a straight male and follow Taylor Swift on tour?  Join in this ...

Hey there butter balls!  Join the fellas for another celebration of absolutely nothing.  Jason sets his sites on Jesus on Ash Wednesday while Chris is more focused on hating Travis Kelce.  The guys tell you why Usher's halftime show was mid at best regardless of what our goofy friends think.  Jason thinks MC Hammer should be the new messiah.  Chris sets a date to once again bang a lady in front of her husband while he wears a night...

Hello plumpers!  Join the fellas for another fabulous podcast about nothing important.  Toby Keith is the first to die in the 2024 Death Pool.  We discuss 2 new entries into the pool and Chris's early lead.  Killer Mike wins a few Grammys and pushes down a security guard.  Jay Z whines about his wife not getting enough awards.  New music sucks.  Chris tells us about being a drug mule.  Jason leaves his dog outside for 7 hours in 20...

Hey smellers of farts!  Join the fellas for an important discussion on absolutely nothing.  Chris gets an ice cold pizza from Marcos.  Just like Matthew Perry, Jason tells a story about his experience with ketamine and a pool.  The guys ask people to enter the Celebrity Death Pool 2024 and talk about last years results.  Jason wonders if Chris's cuck secretly just stares at his starfish the whole time.  We get calls from Dick G in ...

Welcome tiddledy winks!  Join the fellas for a celebration for our 200th episode and 4 year birthday.  The guys spend the show theoretically jerking ourselves off for accomplishing nothing.  Rocky Balboa, Whoopi Goldberg, Kim Jung Un, Clint Eastwood, Nina Hartley, Mr. Bert, El Guerro Gordo and Lil Nick swing by the show to congratulate the boys on 200 episodes.  Chris uses the wrong lube and burns his pecker.  Katt Williams is stil...

Hey there butthole boofers!  Our pal, Nathan, joins the show today for a couple chuckles with the fellas.  We discuss how much Nathan has changed for the worse since he got his hernia fixed.  Chris does some soul searching that somehow just ends up with him looking at perverted terms on the internet.  Patrick Mahomes is still just a spoiled child.  Jason and Nathan try to convince Chris to cook his a cuck a spooge casserole.   All ...

Hello blue waffle enthusiasts!  The fellas are joined by everyone's favorite gold star gay, Brent Wolgamott.  Brent gives Chris constructive criticism on how to deal with a cuck who shows up in a nightgown.  Brent describes being the victim of a hate crime in downtown Cincinnati.  The guys discuss local sex ads and what kind of people actually respond to them.  Brent tells us about his recent engagement but don't expect monogamy in...

Hey bootyhole inspectors!  Join the fellas for another glorious episode of Shut Up Cincinnati.  Chris is admired by a co-worker for having a pink butthole.  The guys discuss how kids are horrible humans to each other.  Chris spits a goober on an old lady's windshield.  Hairy guy is taking advantage of the elderly.  The guys admit to being old whites that can't keep up with the vernacular of the youth.  Chris updates us on the cuck ...

Hey there ya turkeys!!!!  Before you gobble those nuts, take in all the fellas have to offer this week.  We explain why glory holes aren't made for fat people.  We tell Cincinnati to shut up about AJ McCarron and why the Bengals should just tank the rest of the season.  Hairy Guy and GP are interested in settling the rubber match in their rivalry and the guys discuss using electricity and nipple clamps as part of the competition.  ...

Tiddilyhoo peckerheads!  Sit down and enjoy a nice conversation with the fellas.  Jason loves Draymond Green and Brett Favre after disliking them previously.  Chris hates it when people put up Christmas trees in November.  The guys debate whether necros are actually providing a service for the dead.   Will the Cincinnati Bengals make the playoffs?  Is CJ Stroud a unicorn?  Do gay guys bounce balls when banging?  Why is gelato so ex...

Hello duck pumpers!  The fellas are here with another super important podcast.  Chris finds a new cuck couple and he's trying out a new character.  Friday the 13th didn't involve a Hamas attack on America because duh!  Jason thinks deaf people make the best haunted house actors.  Chris films a private porn video and also narcs on someone to the police.  Jason is offended by the lack black women on UC's dance team.  All that and we ...

Hello peckerheads!  Join us this week as we discuss all the life saving news and advice that you need.  The fellas can't figure out why Hairy Guy doesn't want to give his lady a cream pie.  We pick sides in the Israel/Palestine conflict.  Trevor Bauer's buttpunch was consensual after all.  Joe Burrow is back.  Finding out Santa wasn't real wasn't as disappointing that finding out Bang Bus was also fake.  We discuss torturing a rapi...

Hello peckerheads!  The fellas are back and here to solve the world's biggest problem.  We talk about sex offenders in the pizza business, people with boring stories, and why you should always wash your vegetables because some 17 year old stoner may have sprayed them with bleach as a goof.  Chris tells us about getting violated in the bum last week.  The guys discuss why the Bengals and give their Superbowl picks at the quarter mar...