Shut Up Cincinnati

Hey there peckerheads!  The fellas are here once again to bless your day with fulfillment that only they can provide.   Chris can't figure out how dishwashers work.  Jason puts on the tin foil hat and breaks down the Jeffery Epstein saga.  Chris gives Ozzy his props.  Jason is too badass for kidney stones.  How much does poop covered panties go for?  Who is Cowboy Cody and why is he throwing raccoons at people?  Are the Bengals scr...

Hello peckerheads!  Chris and Jason are here to solve all the world's issues for the 245th time in a row.  Jason tells you why to avoid Marathon gas.  Chris wonders if we're all incest babies.  How much time does Diddy do?  How packed is his freak schedule when he gets out?  Is the Punisher being requested by every cuck in the world?  Does anyone know what is going to actually happen after this Big Beautiful Bill or is everyone jus...

Hello peckerheads!  There's a heatwave in Cincinnati and there's no air condition in the studio but the fellas risked their lives to record another masterpiece of artistic nothingness.  Would you buy redbull for your kids?  How big of a loser is the dork that got mad when Jamarr Chase wouldn't sign an autograph for him?  We enjoyed the NBA finals but did anyone else?  Would you bang a dying man's wife by his request but with the kn...

Hello tubby turds!  Join the guys this week for the most important podcast since the last podcast that they did.  Chris tells us why he hates California this week while Jason defends Pablo at Home Depot but both agree that if you're waiving a Mexican flag above burning cars then you should get you deported.   Should the Bengals have waived Germaine Pratt?  Why did Chris leave a "date" right after getting squirted on?  Jason watches...

Hello python peckers!  It's that time of the whatever and the fellas are here to deliver another marvelous masterpiece of a podcast that will save humanity.  Did Jason steal 71 billions dollars?  How did a drive by cuck fall in love with someone as old and ugly as Chris?  Will shooting people start improving fast food quality?  Who is the Punisher and why was Diddy so gross?  Did you know the leader of a monkey torture ring was fro...

Welcome fart connoisseurs!  The team is united once again as it turns out that Chris really didn't die.  Jason wanted a black pope.  Chris turns down taking a dude's wife out for a weekend of romance.  When did Justin Jefferson start dressing like a Persian prince?  Is Chris not manly because he wouldn't go on a 4 hour round trip to bang some dude's ugly wife?  Are the Bengals messing up the offseason once again with the Tre Hendri...

Hello turd warriors!  Chris was murdered by an angry cuck so Ryan Acres joins the show as a temporary replacement.  We talk about the possibility of actually pulling off a ZZ Bottom.  Ryan also tells us about 2 new sex positions called the Kings Crown and Davey's Havoc.   We know Chris was old enough to own slaves but did he only owned a few just so other white's wouldn't make fun of him?  Did Chris invent butt eating back in the 1...

Howdy Doody Peckerheads!  Join the fellas for another outstanding episode of the number one podcast that's recorded on Jason's street.  Maybe.  I'm not quite sure.  Didn't ask around.  Anyhow....This week we find out what dogs are really doing when they scratch their butts on the floor.  Jason and Chris both choose themselves for a$$hole of the week.  Should anyone buying more than 4 items at a gas station be given the death penalt...

Hey there jolly peckerheads!  Jason has been doing charity work for rich people in Honduras but now we're back and ready to solve all the world's issues.  Did JD kill the Pope?  Would you rather hang out with a guy that bangs dogs, a guy who bangs chickens till their dead, or a guy who puts declawed gerbils up their butts?  Would you rather the string around the gerbil be on it's tail or wrapped around its hind legs?  We're worried...

Welcome to the 2025 Celebrity Death Pool episode!  Which celebrity will kick the bucket this year and how many points will it give some peckerhead in their death pool?  Which professional wrestler's heart will explode from the gallons of steroids and booze over the years?  Will someone take out a politician and cause a civil war this year?  Why would anyone pick Dick Van Dyke and get 1 point?  Does aids even kill people anymore?  W...

Hello peckerheads!  It's been a long couple of weeks but the guys are back to tell you it's your fault that they haven't recorded but would still like you to join them for another brilliant conversation between buffoons.  Chris makes a porn unbeknownst to him and now feels like the victim of sexual assault.  Jason appreciates the cool guy driving through the nazi rally.  Speaking of which, can you still be a scary nazi if you need ...

What it be, peckerheads!  The guys are back for a discussion that may change the world or at least waste an hour of your time.  Who is going to be the first person to try out the Log Flume in Gaza?  Is anyone outside of Kansas City rooting for the Chiefs?  Would you be willing to hang out in a doctors office with a hard on for 2 hours just to get the perfect boner pill?  Jayden Smith is a weirdo.  Movie theaters hate letting you ke...

Good afternoon peckerheads!  The guys are back and it hasn't been 2 weeks!  Is Elon Musk the biggest douche in the country?  Did he actually invent anything?  Why did the old president and the new president pardon people that should stay in prison and why do they both suck?  Chris tells us about a time that he went pig hunting.  Jason may or may not have left a cripple without a ride.  Chris falls on ice and a woman laughs at him. ...

Hello turd nuggets!  The fat bastard and old dipshit are back to warm your hearts and minds with a great conversation about nothing important.  Chris is angry at the homeless after they turned down his old coat with a broken zipper.  Jason becomes an expert on the history of DMX.  Chris finds out if there is such a thing as a bad bj.  Jason lashes out at strangers over things normal people would just move on from.  Is it alright to...

Happy 2025 Dorks!  We welcome in the New Year by having a great conversation that accomplishes nothing and yet saves the world at the same time.  Why are ladies calling Chris "Daddy Long Crack" on the streets?  Who won 2024's Celebrity Death Pool?  Are foreigners smarter than Americans or are corporations just greedy bastards?  Jason has a dream that he was being attacked Kendrick Lamar's non existing gang and was afraid when only ...

What it be, Mussolini!  Join the fellas for a jam packed conversation about stuff!  You know you love stuff!  Jason throws his support behind a murderer.  Chris is angry about the cost of wank off toys.  Creepy Kev is getting a law in his honor.  In a shocking turn of events, it turns out that methheads burnt the bridge and not the homeless.  Luigi wasn't the only hot hit person arrested recently.  Also, does Joe Burrow like boobs?...

Hello Goose Peckers!  The fellas find time to get together and record another episode of life saving advice and pure garbage.  Chris finds out that Conor Mcgregor is a sexual predator.  Uber gave Jason and every other driver another unannounced pay cut.  Chris finds a new partner but she isn't into his normal butt play.  The guys find themselves driving around Cincinnati and eyeing down the homeless to figure out who the dirty brid...

Hey there pink eye enthusiasts!  The old man and the fat man are back for another blabber fest that eventually solves all the world's problems.  Jason offers to help Donald Trump by developing a new border policy where everyone wins....well almost everyone.   Chris almost dies but just pees his pants instead.  Jason is looking to gather a posse and seek justice on whoever started the fire that ruined an important bridge.  We discus...

Well its been a week!  Join the guys as the figure out where we go from here.  Should the Bengals fire Zac Taylor?  Is it mom's fault that women can't win the presidency?  Should all the Theys and Gays join together and storm the capital?  Why did the Dems lose everything?  Do people actually believe Trump is going to fix the economy?  Will Chris the Bull take out his newest prospective hot wife on an actual date?  Lets unite toget...