Bert Kreischer's Final Podcast Appearance + Moving To Nashville

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, We're good. You like go.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Busting with the boys, hanging with the faces, betting on
the game. No woman's gonna tell us what you can
not be over here, just drinking beer and making na baby.

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I'm hanging with the Fellers, busting with the boys.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Bro ready to go, I'm ready to go, rolling rolling.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Welcome to another episode of Busting with the Boys.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Just another episode.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
The Spooktober Episode three hundred, Happy Halloween. Another episode of
the boy We embrace the spook around here. I am
I'm Steve Ranella from Meat Eater.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I'm a plague doctor.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Taylor's a plague doctor. And then we got the boys
in the back. We got cat in the hat. We
got one of the witches from uh, what's that great?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh, don't help them, don't help them.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
We're losing the audience. Pocus focus, hocus focus. We got
we got.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Fat Man in the back, Mitch Cars.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
And we got Mitch. We got Mitch. We got the
cookie Monster. Is that the cookie Monster?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
And then we got your grandma.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
No no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
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four models Fellas episode three hundred, Taylor's favorite episode, Would
you we were back? We're spooking up Happy Halloween? Everybody, Taylor?
Would you like to would you like to have would
you like to have a moment? Would you like to
take a moment?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I would. We've had three hundred episodes here on Bust
with the Boys, and it's very fitting that it comes
on a special day like today when Spootober more of
it is behind us than it is in front of us.
I think the boys. I want to give a thank
you to all the boys in the back of the
bus for taking Spootober so serious this year. I think

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for the last two hundred and ninety nine episodes, every
time a Spootober has come up, we've talked about it
more than we've been about it. This year, the boys
bought in. We had seasonal beverages. I want to give
a shout out. I want to give a shout out
to JP, not a seasonal beverage guy. However, when the
seasonal beverage option came up, he get it, not for himself,

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not for the name on the back, but the name
on the front, and that name is busting with the boys.
I want to thank everybody here who is watching or
listening to this show who puts up with the bullshit
weekend and week out, and every eleven months we go
through Spooktober and we just get crazy about it. We
have fun with it, and I want to thank all
of you for buying into it, because it's just something

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about a bunch of people getting together, buying into something
that we should all be too old for. Is no more. Gee,
I love your outfit. You look great, Jack, you're the
hot girl in hocus Pocus. Congratulations, Sure, hell yeah, where's Rachel?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Where's she?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Where's she? And then Mitch, you went for more of
a lounge technique than a true costume technique, but you
still put a costume on nonethelesson I love that. But
the thought of going and diving into the archive of
people that have been guessed on this bus and done
things with them didn't cross anybody else's mind. But Will
Compton for him to come in and think about Spootover

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so much and buy in so much that he had
a guy that we've done work with on a vlog
series not yet on the bus and chose to be
the greatest maybe out mountain man of all time of
this generation at least Steve Vernell. Let's give Will Compton
RUNOFLUSS for taking Spootober so seriously, that's.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
A duck call.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
That's a duck call for those of you that are
that are wondering. But episode three hundred due, we did
it again with this. This is our third go around
a century. It is nice. Yeah, I don't know if
that even made sense, but that feels nice.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Oh, it was a hell of a speech.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Thanks to speech.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
I really had anything planned to say.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah, I was the ones who've been rocking with the
boys for three hundred episodes. I have a banger of
an interview coming with Burt Kreischer.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
As you know, it's a three hour interview.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Leah.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
You look down at the time you're thinking, how are
we going to get through this? Trust me? This is
a great This is a great sit down with the
one and only Burt Kreischer.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
And the cool thing about this episode is we've all
seen Burt Kreischer on ten twenty four to seven, just
ramping up over.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
And over again.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I would love to if anybody feels any differently. I
feel like this episode, Bert was calm, He was a
more present than I think I've ever seen Burt before.
It was a very fun and unique conversation that I
haven't seen from a Bert Kreischer podcast or interviewer.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Said, he said it not us. This is probably gonna
be his last interview for the next year or so,
allegedly allegedly, see if that holds up. But this is
supposed to be his next it's supposed to be his
last one, his last long form one. He's gonna slow
down a lot, He's gonna vacation with the fam, He's
gonna take a break, gonna take a break. He does
have a special that he just worked on that's gonna
come out soon. But yeah, this was This was an

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all time episode. It was fun hanging out with Bert.
It was fun hanging out with Bert as a friend.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yes, but he was looking at some houses too in Nashville, Tennessee,
a new neighbor.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
We were trying to sell him on the holidays. He
wants to own a holiday. I won't ruin the surprise.
He wants to own a party Nashville. You know all
that stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
You had a great choice too, Yeah, yeah, yeah, phenomenal choice.
What's the holiday that you want to own? What's the
Compton holiday? You guys are I.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Don't want to own any holiday.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
I want to just go to whatever parties that might
be out there, have the option of going to the parties.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, and just just approach it from that angle.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
A lot of pressure when you want to be a
guest at a host on holiday, because you never know
that the holiday could come up and I might not
want to do said party. So I would rather just
be a person that gets to pick and choose where
I go.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
That is what I mean.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
That's brand. Yeah, that's exactly. That's exactly the will Comport.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
We know. Now, that's someone I have. All the people,
all the.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
People in my house sit on my couch, yes, use
my toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Like, hey, we hate food. Does, when's everybody gonna leave?
So and so looks like they're gonna stick around for
a while. They're really getting into the stories that I
didn't want them to get into.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I don't want to. I hate that, Okay.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
I just want to be the guy or go to
the party, you know, maybe enjoy the entire day, but
also have the opportunity, like, hey, let's go, let's show
face for a good hour.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
So let's get out of there.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
As always, boys, the next holiday coming up, I will
be hosting that. So if you guys don't a place
to go, Mitch, you've been there the last three years. Yeah,
two years, last two years. You've really enjoyed it, haven't you.
We don't want to say the holiday right now though,
but yeah that was good though. I liked how you
kind of went around that moved around. But all the
boys very welcome. We have a game this year. We
have a trophy weigh ins and way outs. Who can

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gain the most weight on this particular holiday coming up next?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
How much weight can.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
You put on for this particular holiday?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I really think I'll be able to handle business. You
think so, Yeah, I've spent a lot of time getting weight. Yeah,
I spend a lot of time being too low and
then having to get on a scale. I have to
gain eight pounds in an hour, and I've done it.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Put some food down now. I kind of love having
this little skate some weight.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, yeah, you put it down a little bit in
the ring for that one.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
I know, but it's unfortunately you won't be there.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
I'll do it from afar. I'll take video. Yeah, you
know what I mean, just the day in the life
of the well be in the trenches we got You'll
be in the trenches.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
You'll be in joe board number.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Two coming around this holiday around there a couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, yep. And it's one of those deals too. I'm
not holding it against you. I know what it is.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I know what it is.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
I knew you would be there if you could now
actually hearing what you just said, maybe day of you
would not want to go. But in this particular instance
where it's multiple weeks away right now, it sounds.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Really good to you.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
I've been to the holidays, every.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
One of them.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
It's phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
I know you're gonna make Christmas this here.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be there for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Hey, you're gonna be there.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
I was there for Easter. It wasn't there for his
own party on Easter.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I wasn't there for my own party on Easter.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
There's me out there. There's video evidence of me with the.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Beating, a Randall Cobb beating, and a sack race.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Whatever the Should we talk about football or should we
get into the episode?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Let's let's see.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
We got to make this one quick. Let's recap some
ball if you want our previews for the weekend that
will be on the Locker Room this week. Yeah, let's
dive right on in. Or should we start? Should we
start with the hair Maryland?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, we should. We should definitely start with that Washington
versus the Bears. I'm gonna keep it short and sweet
on my end. Washington seem like they had that game
in hand all day.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
They were up.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
They were moving the ball down the field, kicking field
goals over and over again, get stalled out in the
red zone. They had the opportunity to be up in
you know, four or five scores in that game in
a big way. Caleb Williams didn't come around until the
second half. They had very little yards in the second half,
made some very elite throws questionable calls by giving it
to a backup offensive lineman on the goal line ends

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up fumbling that Actually, that stat goes down as a
Caleb Williams fumble, not that Cat's fumble. So that's a
good thing for that ket because I know he felt
probably felt pretty guilty with the situation.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, I would say Jade and Daniels out dueled Caleb Williams,
and I know Bears fans are bummed that they lost
on a hell Mary, but ultimately they were only leading
the game for twenty three seconds, right and by the way,
twenty nine celebrating.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Was it Tyreek whatever it was, Tyreek Stevens hot pod?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
That is gonna be a hot pod.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
I don't know how you do it, Steve every day
every day at the office wearing all your gear.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, dude, that Tyree Stevenson kid Like that is the
dumbest thing you could possibly do in football.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
That is so stupid.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
It's the last play of the game and they have
obviously they had a throwing shot at the whole thing.
But you're sitting there taunting the sideline, You're taunting the fans,
the plays going on, and you're still taunting, and he realize, okay,
let me scrap, let me strap it in this thing.
Only to be the guy who tips the ball.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes to the to the receiver.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Literally, he could have the.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Worst way to go. And he came out with an
apology that that before they even got on the plane.
That's how you know it was that.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
That's how you how he if he would have just
kept taunting, it would probably That's the crazy thing of
this whole deal. Hey, second year guy came out of Miami,
a lot of talent, hard to come back from that one.
For the rest of his life is gonna be known
as that guy. But hey, solid ball player, solid ball player.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
And I hate to say it because he's a friend
of the show. He's one of the boys. But KB
Kevin Byrd was on eighty five and then starts to
partake in the fun, went up. Don't know again, don't
know everybody's rules. But there's there's always somebody who's supposed
to be the blockout guy. There's one guy who goes
up for the ball everybody else. You're trying to block
out everywhere else and nobody was blocking out, but it

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just gets tipped. I'm sitting there watching in the house
and I see him, I see Jayden runn around. I
se him just throw a bomb, and I'm like, I
wonder how this is gonna go. Like he's got the arm.
It seems like it's coming up short. And then just
for to get tipped in the one guy eighty five
just standing, dude.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Butter right in his basket.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
And everybody just going nuts. I'm so happy for the
district right now. I'm so happy for all of those fans,
fans of Washing and the Commander's hdt R till I die.
But uh, dude, they're They're so hype right now, and
they should be. They're a good team. They have a
deserved team.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
It's been a long time since people have gotten hyped
up in Washington about their ball club. And I love
to go more into it because you know what it's
like playing over there and how the media system works out.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
They want to hear more the lock The locker locker
room this Thursday drops at six.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Am, Dallas falls to beat up forty nine ers. Listen,
we kind of said in the locker room this week,
forty nine ers are still going to pull that outas they.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Compete more than I thought they would.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
That was really bad.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
I thought they would Browns.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
I took the Ravens against the Browns. I took him
eight and a half. I wasn't thinking about Jameis Winston.
I thought there would be a little bit more of
an like I don't know. I knew there'd be some
Jewesday came from James and James Jamis Winston, but not
like that, right.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Because the Ravens have been rolling, firing jas.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Articles coming out basically saying ultimate ultimately.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Hey, the focus he had in all his interviews was
so fun to watch.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
How about his pregame speech talking about play for the
detail on the side of the helmet. They're realizing they
don't have a decaunt.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
And stuck with it just like this won't play the
time bring it up.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah, Like he is getting crafty with his wordsmanship. Yeah,
he is getting absolutely crafty.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Three touchdowns over three hundred yards passing, Like I had
the Browns plus eight and a half, big shot out
for that pick. I didn't think that they would win
the game, but yo, it is Jamis Winston season.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
I like that little noise you had there. Can we
go back up to the sheet. I'm just gonna We're
gonna keep foeling through it for these beautiful people that
want to see episode three hundred to his return. Ah sucks,
but he did run and he slid it. He didn't
get hit, so it might be back.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Miami has let me down two weeks in a row. Bro, Yeah,
because he should have beat the Colts in the fact
that they lost. I mean, Kyler's playing his balls off
twenty six for thirty six, three hundred and seventy yards,
two touchdowns. Kyler's playing well. Kyler's playing well, playing good ball,
playing good ball.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
It's gonna be getting getting fun out there in Arizona. Yeah,
it's getting fun in Arizona. And that's exciting. Another embarrassing
situation that happened last this weekend Anthony Richardson pulling himself
out because he was tired.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I'll say this, go ahead. I don't mind it.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Coach always says, hey, if you're tired, tap your helmet,
will get somebody in there that could play. He felt
he was. He said, Hey, I was tired.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Have you ever seen that in your long decade line.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
I've never seen it, but I've thought about it on
the long drive. I'm like, I really want to take.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, but linebackers can kind of tap, can't you?

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah, we can't. I mean quarterback is crazy. But if
we got the insurance, bossy there coach does say, if
you get tired during the game, you need you need
a breather, tap tap your helmet, Tap your helmet, tap
your helmet, tap your absolute helmet.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Hardy, Uh, Titans, You guys suck. I just I hate
saying it like that. I hate saying it like that.
We suck. We suck. We're bad. We're really fucking bad.
It's not good Lions articularly put by Sherman in our
pre production meeting. Lion's put a fifty burger on us.
It's abysmal. They are talking about fire and cats already. Yes,

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I mean, maybe might have to go consider it.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
That was horrible. I will say.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
The only silver lining Calvin Ridley first quarter six receptions
like one hundred and twenty something yards.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
That's literally the only positive I can bring from the
whole game. Right if you take if you just play
the first fifteen minutes, good looking ball club, we still
lose the game, but but it's still positive. Their way
out of Jack.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Paul Carcy shut up PK.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
He's in his season's This.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Is where wants to play. This is where Paul is like, yes, really,
all the Titans media thriving Bucks Bucks, but Buck is
usually like, hey, let's find the silver lining here. Buck
is like, fuck this ship, dude, We're done. You'll cook
at them, which sucks, but hey, here's the deal.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Who is the worst team in the NFL? We might be.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
We're either we're either thirty two, thirty one or thirty Panthers.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Panthers got to be the worst. I don't even think
we're twenty nine anymore.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
I don't know, though.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
We're bad ball club.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Jets are pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Jets are pretty bad. Jets are pretty bad. But it's
so I'm so much closer. Yeah, jetsad I guess they
they Yeah, this proof that they're better than us. It's tough. Ye,
it's tough. Slim out there. What it's not tough for
switching out for college football? Once again? Michigan owns Michigan State.
Let's give a rod of plus for the boys in blue.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Do we not want to talk about the Chiefs at all?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Go ahead?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Yeah, they just did his win?

Speaker 4 (17:15):
No, but I tell you what the Broncos and the
Chargers are looking spicy. They look spicy, especially the Broncos.
Bo Nicks, he's starting to come into his own, I
know in the fantasy world on Big Fantasy Football, guy,
he's averaging like north to twenty points a game. Yeah, yeah,
Charge and Denver's got a defense.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Denver's got a defense. Chargers bounce back this week. And
the one question they're always asking, who got it better
than us? No, it's crazy, you guys didn't pick up
on that right away. Jack actually didn't say anything until
the buddy part. But yeah, shout out hardball dude. Getting
the boys right. Yeah, dropping one then coming back and
wiggling one out the next week.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, Chiefs are gonna be tough to be But I
do think if team's got a shot in that division,
obviously the Raiders are are, or you know, it's tough
for the Raiders right now.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Six and Oroncos in.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Charge they look good. Also, quick shout out to the Packers.
Jordan Love goes down Malik Willis game winning.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Drive once again. Bro crazy bront.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
That much separation on that throw pass, Like who's got
the tight end? That is crazy?

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Just just always having a plan. Good coaching will take
you far.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Coaching man, absolutely far. Speaking of good coaching, Michigan beats
Michigan State, Yeah, we're back. Who started better than us? Listen,
we know what they are, we know we we understand.
We don't we're playing a one dimensional game right now.
And did I text Dan Lanning yesterday afternoon? Yes? I did,
and I said, you guys have had a great, great season.
It's awesome to be at number one. It's unfortunate you

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have to walk into a one dimensional buzz Son in
arbur Michigan next week. He laughed at my text. Put
the Haws and we had a good run, as he should.
Organ Organs eat fucking ball club man there. But you
know what they said, They said, Ohio State, it's a
good ball club. And Nebraska took him down to the wire.
And Nebraska had every opportunity to win that game. So

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who's to say we can't shock the world and beat
the Ducks. I know, it's a fuck.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
It's a We were so fucking close, so close, We
were so close.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
To beating Oha State and we did. We had every
fucking opportunity to beat down what was it, fourteen nine
and half our kicker all of a sudden just becomes
Adam vent Terry and shout out Brett Maher who's who
who got officially signed on as like the kicking coach?
But fuck, I mean, we were getting worked by the refs.
That OPI was insane. We were getting horrendous calls. But

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we still had the opportunity. The ball was in our
hands for the game winning drive to beat Ohia State.
We come up short twenty one seventeen. And the problem too,
the like even coming out of the second half, Bro,
we owned them black Shirts were coming to play. We
had them backed up. We were winning field position even

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when they stopped us on fourth and short. I love
to call it, go for it on fourth and short,
thought we get it, but to come up short. We
still have field position the entire time, and we just
we couldn't fuck it. But I will say this, what
did I say last week after the Indiana game?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
You got a shot.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
The score wasn't as bad as what the tape show. Yeah, yeah,
for sure, everybody's like all Nebraska's dead. Nebraska sucks. We're
five and three right now. Yes, it's brutal. I had
us pegged what seven to zero going in Ohio State,
not knowing what was gonna happen. But we lost. We
barely lost Ohio State.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
We did.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
We got our ass kicked by Indiana. Indiana's spicey. Indiana
is a good football team.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Down to the wire with Illinois.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah, down the ot with Illinois, like we've lost a
you know outside of Indiana. You lose to a team
who Ohio State is still a good team, like they're
a top ten team. They're just not who everybody pegged
them at the beginning of the year to be. And
then you lose like an ot lost to Illinois. Who
Illinois did just their ass by Oregon. But Illinois is
a tough team.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
The Organ's great ball club.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Still optimism, We got u c l A. We better
beat the ship again. Save it, save it for the
locker room. We'll talk, we'll preview the weekend for.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
The locker room.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Finish that sentence.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
But we're not dead.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
No, we're not dead.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
We're not dead.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
The ground level successful season is one game away, yeah,
ground level just hey no, no, no, no, no, yeah,
clip sure it makesure you clip that.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well yeah, clip yeah, put the put the entire clip
in there. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
No, it's not a six win season is a successful season,
but it is a better Sure we improved from last year,
but it's not it would.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I understand, I understand, and listen, I've I said this
multiple times on this podcast. During this football season, We're
gonna look back at the Nebraska corner surs of this
year three four years from now and be like, can
you believe that Matt Rule did all that with that team?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Unbelievable? What do you mean here?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Okay, we can agree that dealing Royola is special? Right yeah,
running backs really good?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Good?

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Okay, other than that, good solid, other than other events,
oh good. Listen all the stop.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
I'm saying with that team, like we're.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Like, no, no, no, no, I'm saying, you don't have a
lot of football like known names outside of the Nebraska
fan base. However, all of those guys, Matt Rule has
all of them playing as a football team and making
them just eleven guys playing as one and that's beautiful.
And once you guys get more Royolas in different positions

(22:41):
and you still have guys playing like teams talking about
legit contenders in a couple of years, That's what I'm saying.
That's a compliment. I could see, Hey, I can see
the cackles up right now, a couple of.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
No that cackles up. You're the one climbing out of
the hole. You're the one saying no.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
If you let me finish the sentence, I will have
got there.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
What are you insinuating saying that, Hey, look what Matt
Rol did with that kind of team, right, I don't
underst what you're saying with that kind of team, you
know what I mean? Do you see where the dis
discrepancy is there?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, not a lot of impact.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
For sure, every every team. I loved that superstarsposition.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
And if I'm saying if they did have superstars like
a lot of these other teams do. I think Nebraska
is an undefeated ball club right now. I think nebrass
is in the top ten right now because Matt rule
is that.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, we have a great head coach.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah. I'm gonna get off the subject as fast as possible.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
You guys went to the Texas game Texas Vanderbilt game
this week?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah? How was it was awesome? Man?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
I mean the stadium was filled, it was half Texas,
but it was like a great time. And Pavia those
boys are those boys play man?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
They say what's up to you?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Who the boys? No, no, no, no, I didn't get to
see the boys like that. Okay, get to see the
boys like that.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
We were club level, having a good little family time.
The bomb bomb arounds, yelling go big red.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Oh really, yeah, she's getting it, she's understanding, she's understanding.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Not knowing that.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
I was just so sad that we should have beat,
could have beat, had a beat Ohio State. But you know,
it is what it is. On the next one, the
next one, gotta you know, build on the good, keep
it pushing. Yeah, correct the bad and eliminate the shit
to get you beat.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
There's no doubt about it, brother, no doubt.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Hey how about Dion, I will say this too. The
Colorado Buffalo, they're playing well, they're playing well, contenders in
the Big twelve. One loss, right, yeah, you're right, they
have one lost, Mitch nice set up right there. They
got their ass beat by Nebraska. Just saying that when
it's starting to carry a little bit more weight because
the Buffalo are playing good?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah, Buffalo.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Do you think Ohio States should have fallen farther in
the polls being that close to Nebraska?

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Where'd they fall?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
The wing to four they stay to four. They went
from three to four.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Oh man, Yeah, I mean it's all gonna sort itself out.
You got the College Fawll Playoff.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
The rankings drop next week, like this is the greatest
year of that college football is gonna have.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
I mean, the parody across the board one to twelve.
The Playoff's gonna be awesome. Like, yeah, I mean Nebraska
is not ranked. So the fact that they just eaked
it out after losing to Oregon, having a bye week,
coming out at home, and just only beating Nebraska by
four points, I could see the line. I see the
argument to where they should be falling farther.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
What was the line twenty five? Yeah, one, twenty one. Yeah,
you see where they could fall.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
The line was twenty five and a half. Mitch, I
think it worked its way to twenty six.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Get wrecked.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Hey, Miami cracks the top five, Top five, and the
EP first time since twenty seventeen, big time the US coming.
They have a schedule that should place them very well
in the college football rankings. Penn State Ohio State again.
We will preview that game on the Locker Room. The
Locker Room that drops every Thursday at six am. That
is a juggernaut matchup. I like Penn State. However, anytime

(25:47):
Penn State sees red or blue across from them on
the on the field, it it doesn't usually go well.
Maybe they turn it around this year. But you'll find
that out on the locker room this week. Should we
talk Michigan has Oregon or again that we prove that
on the locker.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
We'll prove you that in the locker And we talked
about a little bit. Yeah, but Michigan's got a missions,
got a big little deal coming up. We got a
big little deal. Oregan's a good ball club. But I'm
going to find a way to figure out how we
win that game. Yeah, you'll be ready by the locker room.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I'll be ready. Just got to control the line of scrimmage,
control the line and have the ball, keep the ball.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Efficient runs, don't snap the ball until there's four seconds
in the club.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Time of possession.

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Speaker 1 (27:29):
What time is that at that time time? Yeah, you
use game time to go to uh A World Series game.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
I went to the yep, dude, you did go to
the World Series game. You saw the home run, you
saw the Grand Slam, you saw the home run. No,
you left, bro, that is so high playoff baseball as
fucking yes.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
And I saw the home run, I'm.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Like, oh my god, he got it was the first
ever Grand Slam in World Series history. Arguably the greatest
baseball game ever played in a World Series. Like, can
I tell you something? The first three inning sucked?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
It was so boring.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
I always said there. I was like, why do people
watch baseball?

Speaker 1 (28:12):
This is crazy? Hold on.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Then I went to go get myself a snack, got
myself a turo, walked down fifteen flights of stairs. I
was up in the nosebleeds, last second tickets.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
It is what it is.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
But I'm happy I got them.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
I go down there.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
That's what I didn't get to see any of the runs,
all the runs that were scored. I was out getting churos.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
So then I go back and.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
I'm with Nathan Worksman, my lawyer for the whole We
did a deposition this past week in La shout out
Nate and uh. Nate was the one that was like,
we should go, we should leave, we should beat the
traffic and kind of like the week before that Knoxvilla,
Obama was like, listen, yeah, beat the Traffic's always a
good move. I ended up folding. We listened to it
on the car ride home. Dude, I know, I'm so

(28:56):
I'm so fucking dumb. Literally, the announcer on in the
car was like, if you left the game early, I
have a question for you, what is wrong with you?
And that is rhetorical, and I was like, he's literally
just talking. Oh, he's only talking to us. Dodgerum, Dodgers Stadium.
And by the way, Dodger Stadium is beautiful. That was

(29:17):
the first baseball game I've been to since I was
eight years old.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I mean it Dodgers. It was why, Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
It was cool. Shadow Walker Buehler as well. Dude got
the he had a little elbow deal when I was
getting my ACL redone in twenty twenty two or twenty
whatever that was. And uh, boys, boys pitching on tonight Monday.
It's Monday right now. It's pitching tonight in uh in
New York. So and they're up two oho correct. Yeah,
So let's give a little shout out to Walker Bueller.

(29:48):
Du let's hopefully throws himself a nice little perfect game.
Wouldn't that be something? My god, that'd be insane. Vanderbilt
kid as well. Grew up in Kentucky, vanderbut boy, so
he knows all about now Tennessee.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
All right, guys, let's get into the episode. This is
a long ass episode. You guys will enjoy this. This
is phenomenal. We still got the Spootober merch up right now,
go buy it. It's not over till it's over.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
It's not over till it's over.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Tis the season for reasons, Tis the reason for a
season whatever, all.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Of them, all of them for this is our last
episode of Spootober. Please put a pumpkin in the chat.
Never forget, never forget how this holiday season started, because
this might be the greatest holiday seasons we have, would
be the greatest of all time. And it's starting off
that way. We're like Ashton genty getting after a record

(30:38):
right now. You could possibly pull it off. Boy, Yeah,
all right, big hugs, tiny kiss.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Thursday, Thursday, six am.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
We're rolling, ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome. This is your
fourth time on the bus.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
No, it's my second.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Yeah, the Super Bowl but it's just it's his second time.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Let's give around a post for Bert Kreischer.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Hey, episode episode three hundred, This is congratulations, gentlemen. Did
you ever think you'd be where you are today? No
interviewing the fucking president of the United States?

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Isn't that fucking crazy?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Ah? Hey, how insane? Was that? Fucking It's it's wild.
It's wild that that's where this is. It's wild. It's
fucking congratulations.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
That was a truly intense experience. One of the most
wild experiences was when we got to Trump Tower. They
had these bulletproof Obviously there's been like, I don't know
how many assassination attempts. Now you could have killed.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
You were so close you should have killed him. You
were right there.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
We could have I mean we could have if anybody
was gonna do it, we could have easily easily killed.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
You want to talk about numbers, I mean.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Jack turned the camera on for this one.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
But dude, they had they had like two giant panes
of a bulletproof glass, but they had like two more
that didn't come in. So when we were doing the
episode was Trump who was covered? Will who was? And
then a perfect no covering if anybody was gonna get
murdered in this thing, it would have been me.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
I would have been the guy that would have been
great for the show.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
It would have been a fantastic for the show. And
I did say before we started the show, if I
am killed in this process, make sure the show still
runs to the interview with a bullet.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Absolutely. I'd like to be killed, Like I don't want
to be killed. I don't want to die. I want
to be killed.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
There's always with you.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, you don't want to just die, you want to
be killed.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
There's always this thing on Instagram that's like women are like, oh,
I really want to die peacefully in my sleep, and
then it says men and it's like the Gladiator scene
where he's dying or something like a guy a fighter jet.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Uh do you would you want it to be an
apex predator? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
It seems a little too gruesome. I would like the
most honorable way possible, like maybe like some sort of
home invasion where I am able to kill the guy. Also,
like he stabs me and then I kind of grab
him by the throat and bring him in real close
and then just slowly slit his throat and then I
also pass in the process, but I get the last laugh.

(32:58):
I'd like to win then lose. Does that make sense? Yeah,
you want to If I'm going to die, I want
to die in a way that I get whoever got me?
Also just before I get got.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
See, death for me is more about the legacy, Like
you want to die in a way that everyone goes,
damn it. I didn't didn't get a chance to take
a byde to one like fuck yeah, oh god, damn it.
I was just texting with him last week. Yeah, it's
like Liam Payne, Lim Payne, you see there, Like this
was his Instagram story from an hour before he died

(33:31):
and he was like I'm having lunch or whatever.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
That's That's another one you bring up, is like being
somebody's last form of communication. That's a that's a good one.
It's being like, hey, you're well. Texts and then just
be like, yeah, dude, I texted him and you know
that was like two minutes before you actually died, right,
that was too Like you were the last second.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
It was Huskers plus six and a half.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Lack of the week.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
He is the Word of God.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
You see that final score. He was wrong. He was done.
What is your perfect scenario of dying.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Uh, it would be rescuing people, So like putting my
life on the line for someone in front of people.
I need people to see it so that everyone's like,
oh my god, he ran in the building and uh.
And I want to die in front of people. I
want people to see me die and then and I
want it to be out of nowhere. I really wanted
to be a surprise, like I'll be when I die.

(34:23):
I hope that I go shut the fuck up, get it.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
This was it?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
This was it? A fucking rattle sneak.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Oh, that would be the worst. Is you here? And
then all of a sudden like, oh what was that?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
I knew a dude who was almost died. He was
cutting his toenails on a glass. I've talked about this
so much. He was cutting his toenails on a glass
out of the shower, naked on a glass table, and
the table shattered and it cut his femoral artery and
he almost died cutting his fucking toenails.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
That would be That's probably the top five worst ways.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah, that'd be a brutal.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Way to go. Ye, that are fucking auto erotic asphyxiation.
That would be a bad way.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yeah, Like the one guy Wan Cup video. I don't
think he died, but the jar, Yeah, the jar that
breaks in his asshole, that'd be just imagine being unconscious
and the doctor's been like, what do you do? Like
that's that's when happened. There's a video called one one Guy,
One Jar, One Man, One Jar. It was during the
time of like two Girls, One Cup, all those like

(35:19):
gory videos that everyone kind of watched in high school
and uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, very popular branding
twisted tea for mister Christ every time watch the show.
But yeah, so the video starts, it's a you just
see a guy's legs and then a jar and the
jars his legs and then he sits down and the

(35:40):
jar goes in his ass and then he leans back
in here and the jar pops in his ass and
he kind of does that the half squad and he
takes glass shards and pulls as blood. You haven't seen this, God,
what a sheltered life you've had. That? Yeah, I mean
that's what's.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
That used to be Rogan. That used to be what
his his thing was, all those videos we got into
like being smart and learning, learning like he was just
like you guys, see this guy get by a horse.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Yeah, mister Hans that video, Yes, that was that was Seattle, right,
I don't know. I mean that sounds like a Pacific Northwest.
That sounds like the Northwest will be the best spot fence, right. Yeah,
I saw that one.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, my god, dude, Yeah, to.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
His heart, that is why in the funk would you
do that? You're just horny like the dog. It's gotta
be a sense of Is that the horse.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Was Seattle?

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Look at that happy that horse looks that photo. That
horse looks way too content with what it's done to
another man.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
That is wild.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
One last thing on the dying thing peaked dying.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Those guys on the United ninety three flight, oh yeah, yeah.
When you have they call their wives and they say, hey, blablall,
we're gonna have to do some things. I love you,
and then their last quote is let's roll, boys, and
they go and take it down. Then put the plane down.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
That is the most.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Honorable way to go. Those guys shout out the let's
give a run of a pause for those gentlemen out there.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Yeah, a way to go out to a movie that
perfectly descripts the way I want to go out is
The Gray with Liam with the wolves. Yeah, where they're
plane crashes and then they have to survive because there's
a pack of wolves kind of hunting them. And then
he just goes one on one just wrapping broken glasses
around his fist. Jack O little palm going out.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Jack showed me that ending scene when he like he
breaks it and he tapes it to him and just
the scene of the wolf's face gives you goosebumps.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, I can't have I can't have the recipe of
cowardice involved in my death because I will go to
cowardice first.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
See it's like, would you run back in the building.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Here's here's what I'll tell you. What happened one time?

Speaker 4 (38:01):
You would for family?

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Family One time?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
No, no, no. We went on a safari and U
and it was a travel channel. So I was with
a bunch of people and like you know, film and everything,
and we got like within twenty feet from a lion
and it was just laying under a tree. It was
just laying there, and the lion popped up and like
looked at us, and it I mean, everyone's assholes clinched

(38:25):
and in that moment, I thought to myself, I just
need to push the girl in front of the lion.
And I was like, and I had a knife on me,
and I was like, and they're like, oh, You're gonna
use that knife to fight the lion, And I was like, no,
I was gonna stab the girl to debilitate her and
then the lion because you know, she got to run
faster than the slowest personal Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so
I can't have cowardice. I'm afraid i'd go to cowardice. Yeah,

(38:46):
Like when you say those guys in nine to eleven,
I would hate to be I would hate to be
in that moment because I might be the guy going guys, guys, guys,
just let them fly us where they want to fly us.
You know, you know you don't want to be that guy. No, hey, guys, listen, listen.
You guys are being racist. Okay. Just because they're brown
and they all have bucks cutters doesn't mean why do
I do it like a whiter boy? Yeah, you're white exactly.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Hey, fellas, fellas you'd be sitting at first, I was
thinking you just relaxed for a second. I'm trying to
get some sleep here, double double jack with rocks.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I don't want to no plane crash, no plane crush.
I got last yesterday. I got on the plane and
it was early and I was I wanted to drink
and usually uh sorry that thing I said with Glenny
Balls about drinking double jack of rocks, lots of rocks,
And I heard the two pilots go fucking. The machine
is in two A and I went, who will be

(39:41):
drinking today? Boys? And they came back. The flight attendants
are like, we're so excited to have you. Do you
mind when we land if we get a picture? And
I was like absolutely, and like can we get you anything?
And I just winked anyone, I got you. No. I
didn't even finish it. I fell asleep before I could
even finish it.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Is that the like the epitomeum mile I've made it?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah, when you're sitting in first class in the flies
head and knows exactly what you drink.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Is knows exactly what my has there been another moment
that's top that one. Oh I've had so many moments
I can't even like I've had. My life is insane.
I never it was never supposed to be like this.
It really wasn't. And I'm like every I got a
fucking FaceTime from Baker the other day. He was in
the pool. What's up. I didn't know you were a tamba.
I was like, fuck like that. I know, like he's

(40:23):
younger than me and I know, and you're supposed.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
To be quarterback.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah, but still it's like a football player knows why
I am. Yeah, Like that's like I'm always like that,
but I'm very I'm still very much burt in like
every sense, like everything, I really get starstruck. I really
like I lose my shit over celebrities all the time.
I did it with Chris Robinson from the fucking Black Crows.
Made a fool of myself. I make fools. I make

(40:48):
a fool of myself all the time.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
So yeah, have you ever tried to rewrite that in
your head? Like maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I am now
the celebrity that people get excited about.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Uh No, I can't. I don't. I don't know how
to do it. I don't know. I don't know how
to shot my fucking mouth. Like I'll tell you how
much money I make, Like I like, I'm just like
I'm a fool. Like I watch Rogan and Tom just
sit there and not talk to people and like be cool,
and I just fucking jabberjeaw. I'm like, yeah, I can't.
I just you gotta be cool with who the fuck
you are.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
I guess that's what makes you and Tom such a
great pair, the ying yang of the both of you. Yeah,
it is beautiful and one thing you guys want. You
were on Two Bears with them, and there was a
lot of talk about Ryan Holiday and the views of everything.
Have you changed your opinion?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Oh? Yeah, have you?

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Have you dove into any any stoicism? Whereas it still
kind of like, I.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Don't know, I got I'm just I'm always anti what
everyone thinks is good, right, Like I always go like
is it though? Ye, Like, I don't know, It's always
been my thing.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
You're anti When somebody says, hey, this could be good
for you, You're like, no, that's gay.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah. I have a really hot take about alcoholism that
is not popular online.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Right now, we'll go ahead.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
I just no, I'm not going to get into it again.
Sense when I was talking to two black guys about it, yeah,
we were like, hey, the great start. Yeah, we were like,
we were like, maybe you're the problem. Maybe it's not alcohol,
Maybe it's you. Like we're all partying hard, we don't
drink and drive, we don't hit our wives, we don't
like we like to have a good time. Maybe it's you.
Maybe you're the fucking problem. But alcoholics don't like hearing that.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
Yeah, that's his bad take. It's tough. It's a tough
one for the internet. It made sense when we were
fucking lit, yeah, watching the sunset hammered being like, you
know what, this isn't bad at all. For people to
think that it's bad, They're wrong.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Dude, because alcoholics only have one answer. It's you have
to quit drinking. No, no, no, you have to quit drinking.
But I'm doing absolutely I did an alcoholic tell me,
I want to I wish I could say his name.
He goes you think you think? And by the way,
I was with the smartest people in the world at
this party, the smartest individuals in the world, legit, And
he was like, you thinks you are successful and and

(42:51):
you make a lot of money, and you do like
an arena tour, and you're happily married, You've got a
good relationship, with the kids that you don't have a
drinking problem, and I was like, yeah, that's it. Yeah,
like you just hit it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. And
he was like, no, you got a problem. I was like, no,
you got a problem. I'm fucking killing it, and then,
in front of a room full of geniuses, proceed to say,
I don't believe in alcoholism, but I also don't believe

(43:12):
in death. I don't believe in I don't believe in
a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Let's unpack the only other thing you said, you don't
believe in.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Dying don't happened to me.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Okay, yeah, what's the take on that? Believing in death?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
I don't know. I think it happens to other people,
but just not me.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
It's kind of well, you think you're invincible.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I kinda, because it hasn't happened.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Play go play some football. You'll find out real quick,
real quick.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Just how other man put his hands on you and
control where you go. That that's when you know that
you are not invincible.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
I don't believe well, I just like it's like you
ever go to a funeral and then you're like, yeah,
I got another one, but not me. Just dodged it again.
It seems like it's always happened other people.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
You don't believe in it until it happens.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Until then I'll be like, well fuckt yeah got me.
Yeah you're great son. I was wrong. Yeah, I guess
they were right.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Yeah, it looks like it does exist.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Exist.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Well all right, well we've we've jumped into a lot
of different categories. What's your take on religion?

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Love, I would love to be religious, you know you guys, Yeah,
my plan is moving to Nashville and you're moving here. Yeah,
you know, that's why we're here. We're looking at houses.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
And I texted your wife and I told her that
the house next next door to me is for sale.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
You guys fucked her up. She came to fucking beer
Olympics and got in the car that day and said,
we are moving to Nashville. And I went what she said,
This is these are real people, this is I missed
the South. We're coming back and we're looking at houses
and so you guys hit me up about doing this
and she was like, let's do it. And then well

(44:53):
we're going to look at houses today.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Well let's go with why why didn't she here?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
On the bus because I don't want to deal with her.
I'm fucking I'm with her one hundred percent of the time.
We have no kids anymore, the kids are at school.
It's me and her up are fucking asses. I mean,
if I know I was gonna spend this much time
with someone, I would have married a.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Dude, happily marriedfully married.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
I'm just it's like you, just, man, when you don't
have kids, you spend all your time with that person.
You fuck them, you eat with them, you sleep with them,
you shower with them, you everything, everything, everything, everything, and
then I'm sitting next to on a fucking plane and
just we're up each other's asses. If you said this
to her, she would say the same thing. She will

(45:34):
laugh at times and go, I can't believe I'm still
looking at you. Like we just start with each other NonStop.
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
How have you guys been married?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Twenty years? Twenty years? Nice bro?

Speaker 4 (45:47):
And by the way, you did save beer Olympics. Yeah games,
she and thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
No, I didn't. I didn't wait. The boys were.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Taking bullets out there, and you may in the video.
I'm gonna make it happen. Was it fired?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Us up. It's still it's like it's like fight club.
It's so needed. I love it. I love it so
much I have. It's that energy. And Leanne saw the energy.
The energy is like I mean, she stills like she's
obsessed with Michael Chandler. She's never seen him fight. She
didn't know what he does. Right, She got a little guy.
I love that little guy. Yeah, a little bit. He

(46:26):
is he is? She fucking She follows these two girls online.
Look at how much higher their tits are than her.
She crushed it. I mean, she was obliterated, but it's her,
it's her feather in her cap. Is that she hung.
She hung with the boys, killed three beers. I drank
the three beers out of the baby I did. It

(46:47):
took me a little bit, but I got it. Yea.
So yeah, So we're down here looking at houses. But
when it comes to religion, I think I would love.
I would love to believe and be just and then
look at you because you don't go. I guess you're
going to hell. That would be so cool, but you
had to believe it. You got to believe it. You've
got to believe it. And I would love that. But

(47:09):
I just I'm too. I'm too skeptical, Like I just
I started researching about Islam and Hinduism, so I'm looking
for something. Yeah, Catholicism is my thing, and I don't
know tweets. It twists my OCD too much, so I
get like into I work all the Jesus pieces. But yeah, Kanye,

(47:29):
Hinduism sounds like the coolest one so far.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
What about Hinduism is like, Okay, I can get down
with this.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Karma makes total sense. Y, Karma's like a big deal.
And the fact that you come back that enter life
is energy and you come back in reincarnation. I think
that's cool. Like we've had lives before this life. Yeah,
I'll tell you what man Islam is for me. I
think if they could just get rid of the pork
and booze, I'd be cool with Islam. Yeah. Yeah, Like

(47:56):
I love the idea that you got to take a
trip to Mecca. Everyone one time, you gotta go to Mecca.
I love that that that's in the religion. That's so
cool that Yo, it's like fucking bachelor party.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
You gotta check this box.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yeah you check you know. That's what's the cool things
about Muslims is that usually if you run into other Muslims,
they treat them with a lot of love because they
assume they're going to Mecca. Really and yeah, I thought
that was cool. You pray five times a day. I
just did all the research on these. I was looking
for religion the other day. Yeah, a lot.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
The rules part is we are like praying five times
a day. For me, I just feel like I'm not
good with time management. That would make it very difficult
for me. Yeah, like in the morning, got it, I
got a routine down, Let me get the cold tub.
Then then do I pray or do I pray before?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Like what you do hung out with other Muslims. You
all do it together.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
The community, the community like yeah, or a lucy on this.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
The community aspect. Yeah, it's so cool.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
It seems like the Jewish people have the community thing
down in a big way.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
We live in a really big Jewish neighborhood and the
other day was like, uh yeah, and they were all
walking on the streets and I was just like, it's
it seems cool as fuck. It seems cool to be religious.
Like I don't know why. I don't know how it
got to be not believing in God was the cool
thing because it just seems like you got a community

(49:17):
like I would love, I love, I would love. You
know what we should do? I want to go see
Joel Ostein.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Who is that?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
He's like the preacher you.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Would know if he saw this, is like a righteous
Gemstone type of guy.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
He's like, yeah, yeah, like a famous type speaker, like
does has all the he'd be somebody that was like
on TV when you were young.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Yeah on Sunday. Yeah, he's looks like Martin Short and that.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
I still have seeing that picture, had no clue who
that is.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
He's his net worth is through the roof. He does
like megachurches, dude, that was the rub when we started comedy.
There's a guy telling you, like, yo, if you work clean,
you can do churches. I never wanted to do that. Ship.
There's a guy, John Chris that did that.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Oh yeah, he lives in Nashville.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
He would like a fucking Sunday six o'clock show in
a mega church. In a mega church, it's like they're
like arenas and just clean up. He made so much
fucking money. He's a great guy. He got canceled. Did
you hear this story? This is wild? I apologize John
if I'm if I'm perpetuating something and I love you.

(50:20):
You know that he got Friend of the Show. He
got soft canceled. I'll say soft canceled because I mean,
when you hear this, you're gonna go huh because he
took a roller blading and he tried to kiss.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Her that he got canceled for that.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Roller blading. But in their community, if you say that
you're like a Christian and I think he had like
vodka and a water bottle or something.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Yeah, it's like it really is like not that bad
number one high school move.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Yeah, and he got when you're in it, you gotta
be in it.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
When you when you say you're Christian, you can't funk around.
That's the thing. That's the hard part is like that
is a hard part. Dad. I could do the Christian like, uh,
believe in it and but I'm gonna fuck up.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I'm gonna yeah, that's what that's the hard thing. Like
with with football, for me, I always thought it was
better to have your public perspect whoa perception.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
How good is that there's no alcohol in this right?
Oh there's five percent? Oh fuck, I'm sober. I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
But the public perception for me of having having people
think less of you, I always thought was a bigger
win than trying to be this like all American kid
and then one or two things happen and they're like, oh,
you're a piece of shit. I'd rather people think, oh,
this guy is a piece of shit, and then when
you meet me or whoever the person is, it's like, oh,
they're actually you.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
You you.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
I just come off way better to them. I that's
a bigger win.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
You are explaining my business model to a t Okay,
So I go to I go to college. So I
played baseball in high school and get recruited to play
Duke Citadel, gonna walk on at Florida State. I go
to walk on.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
A great football season, by the way for Florida State.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
He's killing it right now, you're looking at Yeah, Well,
I'll tell you a secret. So I go to walk
on at Florida State. I literally do the first practice
and walk off the field. I'm like, pro sports are
no longer for me. I gave up baseball, and I remember,
but I remember going to my fraternity that I was
an fraternity and they were doing uh inner murals and
they were like football, and everyone's like, dude, I'm a
dog and you're like really, and they're like, fucking dude,

(52:24):
get me on the field, get me on the field.
And so I got intimidated. That's young Bert god Obie
was fat and so so. And by the way, that
guy on the left, Scot O'Brien, fucking amazing baseball player.
Really yeah, yeah, get dude. He well he ended up
walking on at Florida State. He got a full ride
to Alabama too. Oh wow, yeah wow. So so he's

(52:46):
a great actor now too. It was an interesting dude,
very interesting dude. But uh so I didn't go out
for football inter murals because everyone was so good. And
then I watched them play and I was like, oh
they suck. Everyone talked shit, and I was like, because
the way I played sports was you didn't talk shit.
Unless you didn't talk shit. You just didn't talk shit.
You just played the sport. And then that talked the
ship for you. Yeah. So then in a real softball

(53:08):
comes up and everyone's like a fucking dog and I
was like, Okay, I'm gonna go out. I'm not gonna
tell anyone I could play. I'm gonna go out and
play and I'm just not gonna say anything. I remember
catching fly balls in the outfield behind my back and
then everyone's like, what the fuck are you doing? And
then you go and I hit fucking bombs and they're like, dude,
you didn't tell what you can play. So I looked
at that from that day forward as I was like,
I will never talk shit about like I'm gonna always

(53:31):
undersell my performance and over deliver. So a stand up
I always I'm dude, I've said this and I mean
it now. I think I've said it so much I
mean it. The only reason people think I'm a great
stand up is I hang out with the best stand
ups in the world. I mean, look at that, you
surround yourself.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
You're good in the storytelling realm too. You're yeah, the
story you're not giving you credit. I know, but but
that's the game plan, that's business plan. You basically just
did it.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah. I like I like that. I'd rather people go like, ye,
take his shirt off whatever, and then they go, wow,
he's a really good storyteller, like being like, oh, this
is way better. I thought, yeah, yeah, because I look
at I mean, when I got into stand up, I
remember going to the Boston Comedy Club and dudes walk
off stage and like I just ripped that room, and
you're like did you? And I remember also thinking, so

(54:17):
that's your version of the best you got. I was
like all right, and so I just never I never
really talked shit about stand up. Now. Look when we
talk about fucking sports or anything, now, I talk wild
shit like fucking ran the La Marathon with no training
at all. Told you I'd fucking bench press more than you.
I mean, I love that. I love that, Like that's
fun and if you're and if you don't get it,
it's like that's the point of comedy is just to

(54:38):
fuck around. Yeah, but uh but yeah, I've always that
underperform under cell overperform, That's always been my thing.

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Speaker 1 (55:37):
A couple of times, yea twice. Tommy's like he fucking
trained for it, and he had his coach pacing him.
He had headsets and he didn't talk to anybody, and.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
He still fucked.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
He's like, I'm trying to break thirty minutes.

Speaker 7 (55:59):
I was like, dude, fucking there's like people in the
Paralympics and thirty minutes the fucking doing.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
He was so serious about this fucking race. I got
hit by a golf car.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Yeah, what happened there?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
That's a great question, Pete.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Would it he hit you?

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Pete? He stopped in front of the car your feet.
I love that, Pete, I love that Pete cannot just
you weren't trying to stop any of it. Stopped right
in front of the cart. Nothing. I didn't even stop,
it was just walking.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
He said, There's nothing I could do about it. You
stopped writing front of the cart.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Dadd is imagine? Oh you saw the lungs he was
trying to get out of it.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Well, it's crazy, fucking Brital.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
I came out of my came, I came out of
my shoes.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Yeah, shout out Dang Cook. Dude, he's had a great
bit about that back in the day. Yeah, that was
uh yeah, the shoes, the shoes coming off, seeing a
man ge hit by a car.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Yeah, God, man, do you people don't remember how great?
I mean, Dan's still a very talented Dan up comedian,
But when he did it at that moment, No, there
was nothing like it. There was nothing like it. Remember
people used to bomb on stage. Dame never bombed. He murdered.
In the worst scenario you could imagine. Dane Cook would

(57:15):
fucking destroy.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
He went on that run of I mean Vicious Circle
here year, there's three his three stand ups, his three
specials were incredible. But then he was doing movies. He
was doing all that stuff. That's what's so fascinating to me.
And I feel like I bring it up every time
a comedian is on our bus, is like, what happened
to Day because yeah, we did with Adam who was
who came out last week now for people that are
listening to this episode, But it just seems like he's

(57:40):
got this like people are not a fan of him
in the comedic world like that, people say he stole
jokes and all these all these other things.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
I'm always trying to figure out. I think what happened
to Dane Cook because I personally was a massive fan
of him.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Yeah, we all were. I think here's the one thing
I'll think that and this is maybe just a stupid thought,
but he got famous by himself, Like we all got
famous together, like this generation of comics, we all got
famous at the same time, like me, Tommy, Joe, Ari,
Shane Gillett, like we all and so we kind of

(58:16):
have people to bounce things off of. It was just Dane.
I mean, it was just Dane. There's not another comic.
There was not one comic at Dane's level. It's like
it's like, can you imagine getting rich by yourself and
like like and going like I don't know how do
I get watches? Like what kind of car do I want?

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Yeah, everyone's got a guy for something.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's like when you're on a
football team and everyone's making money, You're like, yo, how
did you? Oh? I got a guy that he'll take
care of that. And you know, so like we all
got wealthy together, like all of our friends. So like,
I mean, I don't want to get into the weeds
on stuff, but like you know, I'm trying to because
some people kind of manipulate their persona a little bit. Yeah,

(58:56):
so you don't want to blow someone's bubble. But but
Dane got which by himself, did arenas by himself. He
was the only one doing arenas. Dude. When I did arenas,
I remember reaching out to I remember talking to the
Schultz going, this is how you do arenas. You gotta
get a stage, you need a sound system, bring your
own sound system. It's got to feel like, I mean,
we got to talk to each other about it, about
how to do these things. They did it by himself,

(59:18):
and so in a weird way, and I've been the
victim of this. The only thing people want is to
watch you fail, like they love taking shots people on
the top. And I've it's happened to me. Guys that
were like good friends, just the second you passed them,
they're like, fuck that guy. And You're like, I thought
we were both. I cheered you when you succeeded. You

(59:40):
couldn't hear me when I succeeded. Ye, And it's crazy.
It's like, you know and so, but Dane did it
all by himself, and so everyone just wanted him to fail.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Why do you think human nature is that way where
this is like everybody wants to be on top of
the minute somebody surpasses them, they start talking shit.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
It's weird. Man. I'll tell you, like, this is the
closest I can get to it, and you'll you'll understand this.
So I took Shane Gillis to towards me a couple
of times, right, And I took him to Celebrity Theater
and in Arizona's in the Round and he opened for me.
He did ten minutes fifteen maybe, and he got a

(01:00:16):
standing ovation, standing ovation at that was the Super Bowl, right, No,
that it was another time. It was another time he
got a standing ovation then too, but he got a
standing ovation. He didn't know what to do with it.
He really didn't know what to do with it. Like
he like kind of stopped and you know he's uncomfortable
as he is, but stopped, and we're all sitting We're

(01:00:36):
like to take it, stay out there. And then he
comes off stage and I was like, wow, he's this
is changing for him. I got a text from him
or maybe one of our managers. You know, I hold
Booze records everywhere. They were like, Shane Gillis broke your
Booze record at the Celebrity Theater, and like, you want
your boys to succeed, but there is a party you

(01:00:58):
go and hold on like we're not talking money, We're
not talking like he's breaking records everywhere right now. That
was the first one. He broke my Booze record, My
Booze I'm the boos like and so there is a
thing where you gotta decide what kind of man you
are or do you want your boys to blow up?
Do you want your boys to succeed, or do you
need to be the guy. You know, I don't need
to be the guy. I've always wanted. I've always surrounded myself.

(01:01:20):
I buy the best people. I don't need to be
the guy. But I am watching people watch Shane and go, well,
I'm the guy, and you're like, nah anymore, dude. He
just broke the record at Wells Fargo.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
God for most booths.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
No, No, for most attendance.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Oh h but the the boos thing was most booze bought?
Or how does one measure the booze record?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
The places the That's how I used to get on.
That's how I used to tour, was I'd break I
alcohol sales at all the clubs. I was like, they're
not gonna know if I'm funny or not, but what
they will know is if they have to fucking restock
on Monday, they're gonna like bring bird back. And so
I used to do. I used to do a show
called calling Stick to Work where I go in I

(01:02:03):
do a show at noon and we'd drink them out
of booze before their evening shows. We do, I mean,
we I'd kill it on booze. But that's uh yeah,
Shane's destroying it right now. And you hear people talk
and you're like, oh, that's interesting, because you didn't say
that when he was opening for you. You didn't say
that when he was younger. Now you're saying it's I've

(01:02:25):
watched it happen to a lot of people. I'll tell
you a dog can just tell you what doesn't have
to do, doesn't have it to tell him, doesn't have
to Joe, Joe, Joe Rogan wants you to be more
famous than him the second he fucking meets you. Joe
was the most selfless individual when he'd put us on
his podcast just to get us fans. I remember I
had a special out he put me on. We did

(01:02:45):
a a End of the World podcast that night at
the store, and then I did his podcast first thing
in the morning. That guy's wanted your success since day one.
He is the most selfless individual. But it wasn't like that.
It wasn't like that before. Damn, it does feel like
it happened.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
It feels like it happens in the in the comedy realm,
because I feel like it's more of like that individual
life sport. Yeah, if you're in individual sports and in
athletics and everything else, I feel like, you know, people
want whoever is at the top, like they want to
be better than right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
And people cheer on you. It's like when you're when
you're low enough and they feel like your dream is
also their dream. You're more relatable, you come up more relatable.
But the moment you do get kind of like.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
To the top or or pass whatever their level of
like them wanting you to be in their world is
like once it gets beyond that is I feel like
it is when the shots kind of come.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yeah, the people are you know, they want to say
you forget you forgot who you are. Yah blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
This yeah, and comedy sto opinion based too, Like it's
some comics who are on top of the world, people
don't think are funny because it's just not their humor.
So I'm sure when some comics go above others, those
comics are like, well, you know, he's not that funny,
Like why why does he be able to have so
much success in not me?

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
No, it's it's it's wild too. And we're at a
stage now where it's like you gotta realize, like not
everyone did arenas, and now everyone's doing arenas and like
so like you look at some guys that are a
little older and they're like like they were like at
the top of their games, doing theaters like that was
that that was all that the opportunity offered. Now it's like,
I mean, kill Tony's in arenas. There are kids that

(01:04:12):
have been doing stand up for one year that are
doing stand up in arenas. Like It's it's wild where
comedy is right now. It's insane to me. But yeah,
it's like the opportunities are so different. It's like now
a lot of people are doing arenas.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Do you think the people are doing arenas more because
of how much exposure there's a social media or comedy?
Is that much better than it used to be.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
I think it's a I think it's a perfect storm
of everything. I think it is social media. I do
think it has to do with uh. I think this
fucking cancer culture was like great for business. It's like
people want to hear you say the wildest shit. Now,
I mean there are there are some comics. I think
that there are some people that I don't even think
they know what comedy is. They just know how to
say wild shit. Yeah, like I go wow, like And

(01:04:55):
but I think it's a perfect storm of all that.
And I think, you know, I mean look at I
mean when you say you guys sat down with the
fucking former president of the United States, possibly the next
current future president of the United States. That's where the
world is. People don't give a fuck about the Today
Show and the late night talk shows and the This
is where it's connecting and and and our fans. I

(01:05:16):
say our fans because I think we probably share overlapping
concentric circles. But they they they know you, they that
they like, they like root for you, and they love you.
And then and then that turned into comedy. It's like
I go on stage and I take my shirt off,
and people lose their mind and I go It's like,
it's insane. To me, it's insane. I mean there was
a time when I took my shirt off where people went,

(01:05:37):
what the fuck is this? Yeah, you know, I mean
in the first seven years of my career, I think,
my shirt off and but it's it's just bizarre where
everything is. I think.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
But I think people do. Uh, everybody's doing a good
job too. Like a rising tide lifts all ships, like
you're fully loaded towards essentially like that. I know when
we have comics on we talk to comics who have
been on that thing. They talk about how much that
just event and that tour kind of like puts you
on because again you're in front of so many people
entertaining in such a way that involves partying together. Like

(01:06:09):
you you are accessible, You feel way more accessible to people.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Yeah, I think so. I mean I've always been I've
always been a firm believer and like it's not fun
if you're doing it by yourself, Like I mean, my
favorite memories are like taking I was just thinking of
this the other day because I told you I want
Fluffy to the sphere and I said to Leanne, I go,
how cool would this be able to do? Like to
take your because Fluffy got a box for us and

(01:06:34):
he got us all hotel rooms and he put us
up and was like fucking sick, and he got a
party bus for us and were on the party bus,
were laughing on our asses off, and I said to Leanne,
I was like, dude, this would be so sick if
we could do something like this, and she goes, you've
done this every year, you do red Rocks, And I went,
that's right, and I remember I wish I had the
fucking video. Me and Shane got so fucked up me.

(01:06:55):
Shane and Mark got so fucked up on this party
bus that we were singing songs without the words, trying
to guess the songs. So we're like like just screaming
and we're crying, laughing. Do you remember that, Pete? We
were crying, crying, laughing everything. And I look back, I

(01:07:16):
look back at like all the things I've done. Those
are my favorite moments, is uh is is like all
the people I've partied with, all my friends and all
the they're all the greatest comics in the world. They're
the funniest human beings. One of my favorite memories, Georgia
is on fully Loaded with her friend Daisy and uh
Shane comes up last night and he goes up to me.
He goes, you got sneaking beers. Georgia goes no, He goes,

(01:07:37):
come on, I don't have a lie to me. She's
like no. He's like, I'm not gonna tell your dad.
She's like, yeah, we're sneaking beers and she just sits
down next to me. Is Georgia sneaking beers? Like these are?
I mean, these are like the greatest fucking memories of
my life. And you think, you know, like I didn't
pay that much to hang out with them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Dude, that is fucking while to be able to get
all your boys and just be like, hey, we're all
we all have a certain set of skills. Let's just
all go and do this together.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Dude, fully loaded last year, it's me, jelly Roll, David Tell,
Big ja Ogerson, Dan Soder, Mark Norman. I mean it's
it's it's the perfect smoke tent and we're laughing hysterically
and jelly Roll just happens to be the biggest artist
in the country who and we laughed so hard. He
had just found out who Mitch Hedburg was and within

(01:08:29):
finding out, within finding out that he is now his
favorite coming, he then learns he's dead, and we could
not stop laughing. He goes this, Mitch Heedburgh, guy's great,
and David Tell goes, I got some bad news for you, buddy.
We are crying laughing, but like those are the moments
like where you go this night life doesn't get better? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Talk about your relationship with jelly Roll a little bit,
because you guys, do you guys have him on two Bears?
Has he been on I don't know, but I know
he did the five K with you all. You guys
have done shows together and stuff like that. Did that
relationship start.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
I don't know, honestly. I started following Jelly a long
time ago. I started following him online. I think I
saw him on Chelsea Show originally and found him, and
then we started dming and we just became friends over
through the through the internet, and then he came out
and did my podcast and we just connected immediately. There's
something that we have. We're very similar men in that
I think we're very we feel we feel very lucky

(01:09:23):
to be in the position we're in, as opposed to
some guys are like this was I was destined for this.
I think both Jelly and I are like, man, we
just feel like the luckiest dudes in the world. And
we just kept we just kept in touch and then
probably the biggest thing. I mean, it's like crazy, I
don't think much of it, but like if we were

(01:09:44):
ever in the same city, we always hit up. He
found each other, Like if he was on tour near me,
he'd come and have lunch at where we were at
the arena. And then like he came in Nashville, he
came out to the show I was here, and we've
always just kept in touch and been close and uh.
And then but the crazy thing was, and this is
probably the best moment of our friendship. He was on

(01:10:06):
Nelk Boys and he was saying, you know, the two
bears are doing a five k. I think I'm gonna
get in shape for it, and all of a sudden,
it fuck, it took off like people magazine wrote us
about it, and it was crazy. So he came out
to do this and then me, Bunny, Leanne, and Jelly
are running the five k together and we're getting done.
We're like about to pass the finish line and and

(01:10:27):
Jelly starts crying. I'm gonna get emotional. I'm not gonna cry.
Dorim'm done crying. I'm not crying. Jelly gets emotional. Jelly
gets emotional and he goes h and he's like, I
think you might have just changed my life. And Bunny
starts crying and she's holding the Anne. The four of
us are like sobbing crossing the finish line, and uh,
and it's true. It's like, I mean, you guys have

(01:10:48):
never really had like been you know, had like health
issues or had gotten your life's never gotten away from
you with your bodies. But guys like me and Jelly
and I was two eighty five last time, the fucking
time before up your Olympics, and Jelly's had weight issues
and just the little spark of getting your health back
together and getting in control of it and just getting
into a place where you are moving every day. It's

(01:11:11):
so fucking big and uh. But that that moment was crazy.
And then immediately it's like we're doing half the marathon.
He's like yeah, And so I was like, all right,
I'm in if you're in. But he I love him
to death. Man, I'm so happy for success. He's the
sweetest guy in the world. He really does. I mean,
you know, you don't understand. He went and did fully
loaded this year. He did the first week. I didn't

(01:11:32):
pay him. I didn't I didn't cover his tour bus,
I didn't cover his private jets. He did it on
his own, like he came and did it. And I
was like, dude, I gotta get I gotta pay you
back somehow. He's like, no, I just want to be
with you. It's like that's like a real friend. I
love him. I love him to death. Yeah, he is
the kindest soul.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
And you just know, like life, Like, I think to myself, like, man,
what was he like like when he is in prison
and was wrapped up in the wrong stuff to where
he has such a perspective now and he's able to
talk to absolutely everybody and have this perspective that you
just you want to do nothing butt root for him.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
The level of purity is is second to none, especially
when he tells stories about watching the Music City Miracle
from like juvenile detention center. Yeah, and knowing that he's
done things wrong and yet he's still this pure, Like
how does somebody go through that much adversity in life
get to the other side of this level of fame
and fortune and have you know the ability to still

(01:12:34):
be as sweet as he possibly is, not b jaded,
not have you know a chip on his shoulder about anything.
He just wants to do the best he can with
what he has and it just continues to be better
and better. That's him meeting with the Titans. He spoke
to Congress about fentanyl issues, which.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Is eloquently too.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Yeah, but here we will wow and he's like, I
used to sell drugs and now I'm sitting here saying, well,
there's a problem with drugs in this country.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Yeah, he's also someone you know when we talk about
like people root for your downfall, and I assume it's
a natural thing. I mean I feel like, you know,
I feel like, you know, when you people hate me.
I go, okay, I think it's just normal, I guess.
But then it really means a lot when people don't
when people like root for your success and like still

(01:13:18):
love you, it means a lot. And like and like
Jelly came out, I did Bridgestone and he came out
to like like like be there for me and like
like celebrate it with me, and I did. I think
I brought him on stage. I think we sang a
song at Bridgestone. And then the next time I'm in Nashville,
He's like, hey, man, would you bring me on stage tonight?
And I was like I was like yeah, sure, yeah.

(01:13:39):
I was like, you know what, I think, I have
a thing. I have a show. I wish I could
were you performing? And he's like Titans Stadium, O went
I could cancel. I would have canceled. What the fuck? Yeah?
Give mean seventy five thousand people, are you shitting me?
But like he's just very regular, like he I mean,
he's just so and he and he really wants you

(01:13:59):
to win. He wants you to succeed. I love him
to death.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
And bringing along the people that before he was just
level of fame, like bringing them to it and being like, hey,
I'm doing this. I would love for you guys to
be there. Type of and type of mentality is just
is just awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
What's crazy is like Leanne and Bunny are really close.
They text all the time, and dont I do not
know how that relationship happened. I don't like because they're
very different women. There really are different women, but man,
they're like fucking sisters. They text there. He's part of
the reason because you know, we're looking at properties and

(01:14:34):
Jelly just goes, hey, why don't I just give you
a hundred my acres or whatever? You guys can live
on our land, and Dan's like I could live with
Bunny And I was like, hang on, wait.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Av he did buy a crazy piece of flame.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Crazy. Yes, He's like, I got a good place up
on a mountain and I was like, and so, yeah,
we're looking at everything today. But I love him to death. Man.
I love I love watching people succeed. It's funny shit
to watch people succeed. It's fun and like, uh, like
I Shane's the easiest one for me to put because
we all were there for it, right, we all watched it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
But uh, I.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Remember being at One of my favorite things in the
world to do is bully Shane. I love bullying Shane.
I love texting him as saying him, man, you want
to meet up for a drink this morning? And he
goes no, and then I always right back. This is
my favorite part, the unrelenting until I get him to break,
his spirit to break. It's so fucking fun. Yeah, it's

(01:15:29):
so fun to watch him crumble. Oh. So I text
him one time and I go, yo, I'm at Rogan's
Club at noon partying. You meet me there and he's
like no. I was like, cool, do you want me
to send a car to get to you. He's like
I'm not going. I go, hy man, I'm just I
want to get make sure I have the right drink
for you, like you still drink a bud Light And
he's like, bert, I'm not coming, and I go, oh, Leanne,

(01:15:50):
can't wait to see you. I'm so excited you're coming.
And then he's like fuck I'm on my way.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
So so he he eventually breaks.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
He comes over and it's like things are happening for Shane,
but you know, it's like we know it. But he
comes and he goes, hey, man, can I I tell
you a secret? And I was like yeah. So we
go away from everyone, go back to a bar and
he's like, uh, he just got offered SNL and I
was like, dude, that moment for me, like I love
that shit. I started crying and he was like, stop

(01:16:18):
fucking crying, bitch. Yeah, and he was like and he
got excited. But like watching your boys blow up, it's
fucking awesome. I just texted I just texted him. Matt McCusker.
Matt McCusker did uh uh uh two nights in Boston
at the Wilbur. I texted him. I was like, dude, congratulations,
this is fucking awesome. That is fun. More people should

(01:16:40):
enjoy watching people succeed because it's fun as fuck. And
it's he did two nights at fucking the Wilbur. You
know how hard that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
I love how you promos your promos where he's at,
like on Instagram, like you like play the piano.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
He's I saw a video, the one video that sticks
with me. He was holding his child reading a book.
I was like, you're reading a book. Words are that
interesting to you that you could like he was like
holding his child reading like I was like, what the fuck,
I've never read a book, Like, yeah, look he's.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Reading a book.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
He's in it too, he's focused, he's reading. That's like that.
I've never not in a million years I ever read
like that where I was like taking care of my
child and reading.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Yeah, I mean just reading in general. Sitting down and
being like I'll make the decision to read is a
very difficult they something we should all do, but a
very difficult thing to just go and do it and
put a child on your laps.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
It's a wholely different. He's awesome, man, But yeah, like
watching your friends pop like Adam ray Man, I've I've
hit up at him and we were in bro. He
was so fun on the pods. He's amazed. But the
thing is, it's like almost like you get it's almost
like you're proven. You get proven, right because you get
behind these guys like Adam ray I hit him up.

(01:17:55):
I was like, Yo, you're from Scattle. I'm doing the
arena scattle. Would you like to come and do it
and bring your family out or whatever? And he's like, dude,
that would be I was like cool, And then I
get excited. I go, I'm gonna make it about Adam
this weekend. So I got us out to go meet
coach Carrol and go hang out with the Seahawks and.

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
He's talking about that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Yeah, and he was like this fucking I did it
for Shane. When we went and did the first fully
Loaded he I said, first, our first show, was it
Notre Dame? And I said, I got we We're gonna
go into the practice field, we're gonna go see the stadium,
we're gonna do everything. I love doing that. I fucking
love that more than anything. But Adam is fucking hysterical,
and he's smart, and he's funny and he's quick, and

(01:18:35):
he's really just a brilliant comic. So then to watch
him blow up in a weird way, it's like, yeah,
I knew it. I knew it. I fucking knew it.
Like I said, dude, I said it to stop you.
The other day, I go, if anything, I'm good at
two things, introducing people and picking out talent, Like I
am really good at picking out talent, Like I can
tell you who the meaning of the next guy is
gonna be always, always, I think who's the next guy?

(01:18:58):
He's gonna be me again, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Dobby is fucking hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
He's in a new movie called Let's Start a Cult
and it is fucking hysterical. It is fucking hysterical. Is
that out now? It's out in theaters October twenty fifth, Okay,
and I'm and we went to the screening and we
were crying. It is all Stobby. He carries the whole
fucking movie. The other people in it are just as

(01:19:30):
fucking funny, but it is if you like Stobby's sense
of humor. He wrote the movie. Within the first fucking
minute of the movie, someone's playing with his nuts. I mean,
it's fucking hysterical, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
That is crazy to me. The level of talent that
people have of just writing and being able to see
their vision and just put it, whether it's in a
movie or on a stage or anything like that. That
shit is incredible. How much obviously you're the whole machine movie,
you play yourself, but like, like, did you write that
script because you obviously wrote the og one when you

(01:20:00):
actually robbed a train station or a train.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
I was a juvenile. You remember Juvenile the rapper. Yeah, yeah,
I was a juvenile. Manny Fresh the other day and
I was telling him about the Russian mafia, and Juv's like,
I got to hear this story. I was like, buddy,
no one wants to hear it, but you you're the
only one.

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
I was very I was very hands on in the
in in write writing the script. I would take I
mean the very first day of writing, I rewrote the
entire opening scene, and so I rewrote a lot of it.
I was very hands on. It's it's also it's a
little tricky because when we got in there, I didn't
really have to memorize anything. So I was also so

(01:20:39):
a part of writing it. And then uh but I
would rewrite scenes and then bring them in and then
Mark Hamill would lose his fucking mind because you know,
it's not supposed to just rewrite a scene and then
bring it in that day and go all right, guys,
new sides, everyone, let's all get up to speed. He
was like, he was like, I was up all night
learning this fucking scene for our job today. He goes
you can't rewrite shit.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Was like, oh, sorryes happening anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
What was it like working with Jimmy Tatro? I fucking
love that dude.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
He's the man.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Fucking love him. He makes me laugh so like, there's
a couple of people in this world that see me
the way my sisters see me, like I'm ridiculous. I
am ridiculous, but certain people just I don't know. Jimmy
Tatro and Nate Bargotzi are two people who see me
the way my sisters see me. And Jimmy is he

(01:21:29):
made me laugh so fucking much. He's just I'm just
a ridiculous person. And he told me a secret. He goes, hey,
can I tell you a secret? And I was like, yeah,
I'm not going with secrets. He goes, well, I gotta
tell you this. He tells me a secret, and then
I picked up my phone and I called someone and
told them his secret in front of him, and he goes,
what are you doing? I said what? He goes, I

(01:21:51):
just told you not to tell anyone. And I was like, no,
I know, but I'm telling cale and he goes, no,
that was the whole idea of me telling you. But
like and I just he he he made that guy.
He gets me. Him and Nate Pargotti for whatever reason,
if they ever meet each other, they will get along
so well. But yeah, Jimmy, I fucking love him like
a brother. Nate crushed it on SNL. Dude murdered, crushed

(01:22:14):
it on SNL. Nate's man. Nate's funny in a way
that like, I don't know, it's so effortless. It's like
he I think Nate's one of the funniest human beings alive.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
He is fucking funny man. That George Washington is get
was so hilarious. Hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Yeah, his tone, his timing, he is, He's really funny.
I was at the Ryman last night and me and
Nate and Ari Safir were at the Ryman probably ten
years ago. We were watching Angela Johnson perform. None of
us were selling any tickets anywhere, and Nate was like,
one day that'll be us, and I was like, no
fucking way, and he was like no what, We'll all

(01:22:54):
get here and Nate's like, I'll get here and I
was like, I'll never get here. And I remember saying
out loud, I was like, cause Angela Johnson has the
nail saloon. I said, give me one nail salon bit,
I'll tell it for the rest of my fucking life
to get me on that stage. And then that was
the Machine. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
Were you surprised at how much the fans loved your
movie or did you know it was going to be awesome?

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
No, I thought, I'll tell you no. I knew it
was a good movie. I knew it wasn't going to
be people expected. I knew it was an action movie
and it was like fun, it was fast paced. I
knew all that. I knew people would like it. I
didn't know it was going to do as well as
it did on Netflix. What I was not prepared for
was any sort of negative stuff. I just was critics partly,

(01:23:38):
Oh my god, they hated it, and I.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
Car down and be like, hey, there might be a
situation where people don't like the movie. They're gonna say
negative things.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
I was so blindsided by that. I was souch. I
was like I was like, I was like, well, yeah,
I made a movie. I'm not supposed to make movies.
Just like, what wouldn't you like about it? And they're
like it bombed in the box office, And I was like, well, yeah,
everything's bombing. Like I literally I was so oblivious that
Tommy just said to me, He's like, how how are

(01:24:08):
you doing with the release of the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
I was like great.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
He was like really, I was like fucking amazing. He
was like, he's like, check out this reddit page, Tommy.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
This.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
I was like, why would they say that? And he
was like, you put on a movie, man, people aren't
gonna like it. And I was like, hold on wait,
because you know, no one ever says it about your specials,
like your specials just either just do well. I remember, dude,
this is how oblivious I am to things. I remember
I will say his name, but there was a comic
I'll say his name, just haded it out. He put out,
don't pull up the rotten tomatoes, now give me another

(01:24:42):
twist the thing? So uh the he he had put
out a trailer for a special and it was getting
slammed in the comments, and I remember going, I remember
I was traumatized by it. I was like, who, wha, wha,
who this can happen. I was like, what do you mean?
Why would people not like your stand up? Like, just
don't watch it, it's not for you. I was so

(01:25:04):
caught off guard because like negativity wasn't like I just
you never saw negativity, Like you just didn't. It's like
you did a podcast and like, yeah, you got back
last year you said something bad, but like everyone was
always on your side. When that movie came out, man,
people fucking there were people that hated me, and I.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
Was like, what, how are they gonna hate you for it?

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Though? Hating you? I don't know. I think I think
a lot. I think what were they hating about it?
Just me? I think I don't know. I think the
fact that I was like, I think that I probably
the promotion of it. Uh, I don't know. I was
so oblivious. I had such blinders on and that whole

(01:25:45):
period of my life that I was just moving as
fast as I could forward in everything, Like in this time,
I had a special come out. I had this come out.
I had a European tour, I had an Australian tour,
I had oh, I had so much going on that
I I just was like, I don't know. Everything was
in front of me. It's like driving in New York.
I just looked in front of me. I never looked

(01:26:05):
behind me. And then when this came out and Razzle
Dazzle did well. I had an arena tour, like I
had all this shit going on. That was the first time.
I mean I was oblivious to it too.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
I remember having breakfast with Christy Mack and her boyfriend
in Beverly Hills in a beautiful hotel, getting drunk that morning,
being smoking a cigar in my car, being like fucking
the world's my oyster. And then I saw Tommy and Austin.
I was still on cloud nine and he was like,
he's like, how you doing. I said great. He's like,
how's the movie. I said, fud awesome, It's great. He

(01:26:37):
was like you sure. I was like what. He's like,
some people don't like it, and I was like what who.
I was like, I don't know people, and I was
like what do you mean. He's like I don't know,
Like take a look at this, and I was like,
what the fuck, tom Why would you show that to me?
And I was like I don't know. You should know?
And I was like no, I was better being not knowing. Yeah,
But then it came out on Netflix and it was

(01:26:57):
like trended. It was number one movie for like a
month and people love it. And I've never had anyone.
That's the weird thing is like people say stuff online,
but like in person, people just give you love. Like
I really am not online at all these days. Like
I don't read any comments. I don't read anything. You
just interact with people. I'm never I I take pictures
everywhere I go. I was at the rhyming last night.

(01:27:18):
I took pictures all the way up until the show started.
All anyone did was give me love. In Nashville, I
get love. So I just I kind of go by that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
It's like it's like COVID, do youmever? It's like the
internet's the swab. It's uncomfortable, it goes up your nose,
it hurts, and yeah, it goes You have COVID or
you could not take the test and just go I
don't believe in COVID.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Yeah that's nice. That's a nice one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
Hey, you don't read comments, I don't. I don't comments.
I don't read any fucking comments.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
Comments every now and then you want to get a policy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
No, no, no, I'm never on I am off comments.
I am off comments.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
Are you off social media?

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Like do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
Are you running your social media or somebody else running
your social media.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
This is how, this is how then we do to
get on a post. You might like check it all
the way. No, no, no, I look at likes. I
look at likes, and I look at number of comments.
So like, I'll go like, I'll go into Instagram. Let's see,
I'll share exactly what I do. So I go onto Instagram,
I go to oh, I go to my page right,

(01:28:20):
and then I'll look at like, this is a thing
with Judd. So we just had Judd on or I
had Judd on for two Bears, ten thousand views, two
hundred and forty six thousand views, three likes, whatever, And
I go with, that's odd. A lot of people watching,
and I look at a lot of people liking it.

(01:28:40):
It's because Jud's a little described, It's because it's Judd.
And you know, podcast podcast fans are like anyone who
ever stood up for wokeness, they just hate them. And
so Judge a little bit of a volatile character online.
Get Jimmy Kimmel on the fucking hated Jimmy and Jimmy's
sweet guy. Really yeah, it's dude. You can predict what

(01:29:01):
the internet is gonna like. You can just go like,
I was shocked that you guys thought you'd get any
pushback about having Trump on. Like when I heard you
guys talk about like some people are gonna like you,
I was like, who the Internet loves Trump?

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Yeah, but there was still I mean there was text
messages too.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Yeah, we got grown up grown ups probably didn't like
you like you gotta you got phone calls from people's parents.
But like the Internet, the Internet, THEO had Trump on
in the Internet got erect immediately, and you're like.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
Yeah, do you But like twenty twenty, the Internet hated Trump.
But but then Elon Musk buys Twitter, and now it
seems like everywhere you go people are loving Trump. Like
why do you think that's a massive difference maker? Is
Elon or somebody else owning Twitter?

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
I think? I mean, I haven't been on Twitter. I
haven't been on Twitter since it can't turn into X
really no, I just hate you. It was it was
such a negative place that it's like or X is
where probably the most negativity is Yeah, I can't. I don't.
I don't want that in my life, Like I don't
want you to be able to affect my day, meaning

(01:30:10):
if you're listening and you're like, God damn, I fucking
hate Burt. I'm cool with that. I get that that's
part of the job. However, I don't need you getting
into my day, fucking my day up. Like I want
to be able to walk to the office, have a
great fucking day, have a cocktail and smile, and your
opinion of me as value as it may be, I

(01:30:30):
don't need to know it. I don't need to know it. Also,
if you love me, I can't allow that to affect
me either. I've got to make sure that my day
is controlled within my parameters and I can have a
beautiful day with no exterior I don't you know, so, Like,
that's why I don't fuck around with comments. That's why
I don't fuck around online.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
Have you always had that conclusion?

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
What what was the thing that was like, all right,
I gotta I can realize that this is affecting me
way more than it should.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
Good or bad. Oh, the there was I mean, there
was a period I think probably right when the movie
came out, that I was I would I would read Tom. Yeah,
Tom lives, Tom reads comments, Shane reads comments, Mark Norman
reads comments. They all read everyone that there are people
that read their own Reddit pages of themselves. Oh my god.

(01:31:17):
I just was like, I was like, dude, there's a kid.
I remember telling someone this. There's a kid who doesn't
have a great life. He's fucking miserable. He works at
fucking Walmart and he maybe stocks stuff in the back.
His dad left his mom and him a long time ago.
He lives in an apartment in Nashville. I don't know
this kid, but this is a kid. It's got to be.

(01:31:38):
He's losing his air. He's skinny, he's never really had
any muscle structure. Women have never really taken to him.
He doesn't have a lot of friends. What he does
have his podcasting, and god damn it, he hates Burt Kreischer. Well,
I don't. In real life, I don't care about this person. However,
if this person leaves a negative comment and I read it,
all of a sudden, this person owns my fucking day,

(01:31:59):
and I was like, that's impossible. I can't allow that
to be a real thing. I can't allow this kid
who works at Walmart shelving stuffs. His employees don't respect him.
His dad left his mom when he was young. He's
got nothing going on. But god damn it, he is
in the fucking head of this comedian and I'm fucking
sitting there and I can't enjoy my polar plunge because
this fucking kid at Walmart. I got this kid's I'm

(01:32:22):
in my sauna. Yeah, I'm I'm fucking it's It's wild
that that was a real scenario in my life that
there would be someone that would and you know there
was like, what's even crazier. I'm gonna give this kid
a shout out because there's a kid, fuck is I
forgot his name cracked Demico.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
Okay, cracked Amico.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Shout out to the kid. He's very talent. Crowd crack
a Miko, crack Amico, crack Amico, I think is his name?
Uh I got And look it's we have a weird
history because he wrote a really hateful song about me
and Tom that Ari was like, you gotta I don't
know why people love the neg activity, but he's like,
you gotta watch it, you gotta watch it. So I
watch it and I'm like, I didn't enjoy it, and

(01:33:06):
I mean, it's horrible, don't pull it. I don't even
want to see it. And uh oh yeah, it's bad.
It's bad. I mean it hurts, it hurt my feelings
like it, and it fucked a weekend up for me,
a weekend I could. I was just really bothered by it.
They called me on legioniskanks and they were like, what
did you think of it? And I was like, it sucked.
I was like, I wish I hadn't seen it. I
wish I hadn't seen it, and I wish it was

(01:33:27):
about someone else. What are you looking for? And then
he and then he said uh. And then he did
an apology video. He sent me a DM this guy
and he was like, man, I'm sorry. I'm a huge
fucking fan. And it's clear when you watch this song,
this guy has to be a massive fan of mine
to have the amount of information about me that he does.
It's impossible not to. He knew who my dad's old

(01:33:50):
clients were, like, he knew ship that only a mega
fan went no, and he said, I'm so sorry. I
am a massive fan and I got caught up in
the hate to get views and I'm and he put
out a huge apology video and then I realized, like,
and then he got attacked. He got attacked really bad,
and then he had to double back and be like
it was all joke. I was just trying to get burt.
I don't know. I don't know what he's doing, right,

(01:34:11):
I don't know. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
It's tough to get into that little spin zone.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
It's hard. Yeah, but I remember thinking poor. I've seen
him in person. He's a smaller stature dude, and he's
a nice guy. I saw him a skanks fest recently.
He was terrified of me, like he didn't. I wanted
to say hi to him, and he ran away. I know,
but you go, why would you ever let that guy
affect your fucking life? Why would you ever allow someone

(01:34:35):
who's who is online saying something negative ruin your parents
weekend with your daughter? Like I hear one weekend to
spend with my daughter, I'm gonna get on a comment
and let it fuck my day up? Right? Like it
just didn't. It didn't none of that. That's why I
don't fuck with comments. And the negative positive ones are
you don't, they don't. It's like, how can a negative

(01:34:55):
one do so much damage to me? But a positive one?
I just go glance past.

Speaker 3 (01:34:59):
Yeah, Oh that was a nice movie, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
Your legend. Whatever, next, your legend? Next? Next, dude, I
my favorit, come me, okay whatever? Oh you're a fat fuck.
He tells the same story over and over again. God
damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
Like what we spend some time on this? Yeah, yeah,
it's like live for the cheers, died by the booze.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
You think about it with athletes. I think about it
with athletes way more.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
Oh, brother, that trust me will And I've had that
conversations a bunch of times.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Who's the because it's so fucked because you're doing your best.
It's not like you're not doing your best and then
you fail and then your whole city hates you, and
then the next week you gotta go out and try
to win again for the people that fucking hate you. Right, yeah,
fuck off? Yeah, fuck me?

Speaker 3 (01:35:40):
This great, great photo to pull up. Deshaun Watson this
weekend tours Achilles and people are cheering about it, happy
about it, like this guy tore his achilles. Might never
be the same ever again. Could you know who knows? Suger?
We could go wrong, couldn't be done playing football forever?
And people are like stoked that he's done.

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
Can you imagine having to do comedy for people that
hated you and what like that. That's the thing that
fucks me up.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
What a feeling when you win that room over.

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Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
Yours, Gerbs Bill Burr in Philly. It's the greatest. It's
Philly hated him. Hold on and I apologize to Bill
if I'm retelling something that he, you know, he didn't
care about. He doesn't. It's it's just one of the
most epic things. I mean, it's like he goes in

(01:37:18):
and does his show in Philly. I'm paraphrasing. I would
say anyone should go out and watch the video. It's
that fucking better. I'm gonna paraphrase. He goes out and
does the Opie and Anthony tour in Philly, and they
booed the comic before him, and second he gets up,
he tries some material and they start booing Bill, and
Bill goes na, fuck you, you know what, I got
fourteen minutes left, and I'm gonna take every bit of

(01:37:40):
that time to tell you why your city sucks. And
he starts roasting the city of Philadelphia. And it's brilliant
in all of it because he's really picking. He's a
sports guy, so he knows everything about Philly, right, and
he grew up in Boston, so he really can take
apart Philly. But he keeps going back to the clock,
he goes five minutes left, five good minutes, and the

(01:38:01):
room turns and they start cheering him on, and he
wins the room. It is the most epic. It is
quintessential Bill Burr. If you know Bill, this is how
his brain works. And he fucking turns an arena to
cheering for him about him making fun of them. It's
fucking brilliant. Is incredible, dude, he is he is, he is.

(01:38:23):
Uh I love him. I love him to death. Yeah no, no,
not at all. No. We'd a period where we weren't talking.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
I got nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Yeah yeah, and it was it sucked for both of us,
I think, you know, but it's like, you know, we're
in the in comedy, we're all we're all like brothers.

Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
You know, Like especially gonna say, how does he get
to a point where you guys aren't talking.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
It's easy, actually, because we don't see each other unless
you're at the clubs. We didn't see each other at
the clubs. You know. It's like I could very easily
get to a point where I'm not talking with a
lot of people because it's like we're living our own
lives and we're reaching out and and uh we had
a podcast together and uh and and you know it
was it was like the day that we kind of
reconnected was that, Uh, I'm saying, I'm sharing this, and

(01:39:10):
I know this would bother Bill. I know it would,
so I'll shut up. Yeah yeah, right now, right now,
Bill's burr is going shut the fuck up? How did
he shut his goddamn mouth? Yeah? I love him. He's uh, dude, he's.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
He's got a beautiful mind, the way he's able to
dissect things. And who was the guy who used to
do daily show? That he said on his show and
that just made fun of him the whole time. It
was a recent episode of something that came up. It
was all a holier than now type of situation. I
forget who it was. And if he can't pull it up,
that's perfectly fine, because I.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Don't have a whole He's just he is. He is
just fucking masterful and and honestly generous, and I love
him to death. It's I love it. It's It's the
coolest thing is I'm in the job where the greatest
minds in the world are my friends. Like the like
the fact that like thank you for saying that about
us man. Yeah, but you know, I love you guys
more than anything.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
The feeling I'm definitely mutual.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
Yeah, I said, I'm sitting outside thist of you guys
talk about sports, and I'm like, God, damn it. That's like,
it's crazy. It's crazy now that, like you guys, it
was never gonna be this way. Football was supposed to
be the highlight of your life. That's it, that was
the mountaintop. You did it. It's over, and you guys
have created a paradigm within which the biggest moments of

(01:40:29):
your life are still ahead of you. It's fucking insane.
I mean, look at look at Pat McAfee, that fucking guy. Yeah,
is epic. I mean fucking insane.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
Could you imagine if Pat McAfee decided to listen to
everybody that was like, hey, you're a punter, Just be
a punter.

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
Right, right, right? I mean yep, every every movie he's yes, criticism,
yeah right.

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
The biggest like what is it? The biggest boundary you
have is your own imagination or what you believe you're
allowed to do and not allowed to do, because it
really is, You're absolutely right, Like Pat is a guy
that at the worts world, especially in general, just on
top of the absolute world.

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
Yeah, and he called him nuts crazy get helmet back
on him retiring.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
I thought he was a little out of his mind
when he started his podcast and I saw how much
he was investing in it, because I remember we were
all doing like we all just had like a zoom
and a couple of mics, right, and then we went
to I remember going to pass going like you have
a building, like you have a billion of employees, Like
who the fuck what? And I was like, I was
like okay, And then in my head I was like,
is this the future? And he was and he was

(01:41:31):
just I think he's just he's just fucking dialed in.
Can I tell you to someone else who's sneaky dialed
in that you'd never think it? I think is fucking THEO.
Oh yeah, THEO is like you know, it's like talk
about under promise, over perform THEO fucking falling man. That
guy was texting him last night. This made me feel

(01:41:54):
so fucking in my feelings about it. It goes. I
was like, heavin townon, you want to out or something.
He's like yeah, He's like I can't tonight. I'm preparing
for a podcast, and I went, we're supposed to be
preparing for these He's done incredible fuck when we did Trump.

Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
So I went, I listened to a couple of podcasts,
wrote some notes down. But when I got to like
Chicago to do the episode, I was like, all right,
we got it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
I know, I got Will.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
I know there's always like anytime things aren't doing, like
there's you feel like there's something, you can always just
turn to Will and we can just talk for a
little bit and then find our way to a new question.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
So in my mind, I'm feeling very confident, very comfortable.
It's like thirty minutes before he comes on and Will
is writing notes looking at something. I'm pretty sure you
had headphones in, and I'm thinking of myself, Oh my god, like,
what is there something I'm not doing right now that
I should absolutely be doing. The panic that ensued in
my body, I literally I got the piece paper out
and I started just writing things on a piece of

(01:42:50):
paper that didn't even fucking make sense, because I feel
like I should just be doing this. Also because he's
doing this when I feel a whole lot better when
I do a little bit less. Actually, but because he
was so prepared. We sat there for six hours before
the episode.

Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
That's what was brutal, Yeah, because because if you.

Speaker 3 (01:43:05):
Go and you're like, all right, we have this big
guest coming up. The first time you came on before
we're familiar with you, it's like, yo, we got fucking
Burt on the episode. Your whole goal is the minute
you walk here is like get him on the bus
as soon as possible, because you don't want to have
like the small talk where you're like, yeah, don't talk
about blah blah blah. And so we sit there with
this for six hours with a couple of Secret Service guys.
All the conversations you could have are already done, and

(01:43:26):
now it's just like now we have an hour and
a half.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:43:28):
So when we got there at three to do all
the secret Service stuff, and we were supposed to be
at three, we were probably gonna sit down and interviewing
at like six, and then there was a little hope
that we might get him on a little earlier. I
don't think we sat down with him until like nine
pm a night, right, So we're for tracks in that
little conference room unless you go, unless you go potty,
and then the Secret Service guys got to escort.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
You go, oh oh yeah, oh I didn't.

Speaker 8 (01:43:49):
Yeah, yeah it was, and that's yeah, I'm getting putin
you know, and everything about that guy in Austin, Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
Yeah, I'm fucking I'll fly to I told I was
I was gonna go to Russia to promote the movie.
And apparently they're kidnapping journalists and so I was like, well, okay,
it's a bad time.

Speaker 9 (01:44:10):
A whole new special. Yes he's motherfucker. Now that's a
nice I'd definitely bring a eight pen in the Uh yeah,
that's a way. Whatever happen to Britney.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
Griner, is she still playing?

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
She still she's still hooping, she's doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
But but on your point with THEO, Yeah, I feel
like he is like reaching insane new stratospheres because his
his pod, like the way he started, because I've I've
followed THEO like since he's been podcasting out in La
and everything else, the Rat King, and now it feels
like he's becoming like a Rogan s style podcast where
he has on all these massive names and all these

(01:44:44):
massive people, but he does it his style in his
way and making the change.

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
I believe it was during COVID or around that time
where he was like, I'm leaving La I'm gonna go
to Nashville, right when we was doing a whole bunch
of stuff with Shop and Dalia and all that, And
it's like this guy's kind of taking away his life
flying a little bit because he was always kind of
be in a group of people as opposed to being solo, right,
and taking that by the balls and rolling is.

Speaker 4 (01:45:05):
Is I mean trump on? Then Bernie Sanders like yeah wow,
and then he has a plumber yeah yeah, and the
numbers just as well.

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
Yeah, because people are really there for THEO.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
I will tell you, I will tell you this, and
I think THEO would even attest to this. I me
and Amy Schumer realized how brilliant he was when we
did We did a reality show called Reality Bites back
on Comedy Central probably twelve years ago, and THEO Vaughn was,
without question, on the final episode of that show, the

(01:45:41):
funniest individual anyone's ever witnessed. Speak aloud. We were crying
laughing from the for the whole Amy Schumer and I
were like, he is going to be the best comic ever.
If and this was the thing, was like if he
can figure out how to do what he's doing right
now on stage that he and I'm being for real,

(01:46:04):
he didn't for a while, like because this is like
probably fifteen years ago, twelve years ago. That's it is
that the episode that fucking that person right there made
me and Amy Schumer laugh harder than any I've never
laughed that hard. Michaeleam Black was like, Dude, this guy's
a genius. Everyone, Donnelle Rollins, Theo's the funniest man alive.

(01:46:24):
And he figured out just he just cut some of
the bullshit out and and he is today that guy. Man.
We saw it that we get the first taste of
it that night and we were like, this is this
man will be unstoppable. Yeah, and he's And he's the
sweetest fucking guy. You know how sweet this motherfucker is.
I'm a I love little secret stuff. You ended the

(01:46:45):
podcast with your ladies, fucking you know. THEO showed up
to give her love. He pulled up to say hey
Aleenn his first live show. I just wanted to say, hi, congratulations.
That's who the fuck that guy is. Act. You don't
ever like that shit goes down in my book forever,
like that's like, he's a real dude.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05):
That's the all time when it comes to the podcast stuff,
like you with Rogan him starting, did you guys ever
imagine that that would be? I mean, is that the
craziest shit in the world. No, dude, because you see
you see the clip of him, he was on somebody
Else's somebody Else's show that kind of gave him the
brain child to make the Joe Rogan experience. And we all,

(01:47:25):
I mean, you're obviously friends with him, but everybody who
listens to podcasts has come across Rogan one way or another,
and most of the time become fans. Yeah, and he's
got the largest podcast in the entire world, Like, did
you guys ever think that was going to be such
a massive opportunity for views and everything and getting to
say your specials and your movie coming on all that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
Dude. It's why I have a hard time understanding the
way people see Joe today because I just know that Joe,
Like I just know the Joe like like it's funny.
I like to go back and listen to old episodes
of his and because that's the Joe I remember this.
I mean, he's he's brilliant, He's always been a brilliant dude.

(01:48:08):
He's always been ahead of the curve. And I'll say
that I knew something was up with the podcast the
first time I did it, and I got like six
thousand followers on Twitter immediately, and I was like, whoa.
And then the next time I did it, I put
out the Machine shirt and I sold like twenty five
grand in shirts by the weekend, and I was like, well,
and we did six figures in shirts in the first month,

(01:48:29):
and I was like, whoa. This is like, I mean,
you kind of knew. Then there's like a moment where
and then when we did like Sober October and you
just the ground swell around it. And that's why I
also say, like, that's why negative stuff caught me off guard,
because you only like it was overwhelmingly positive. You went
on Rogan, it was overwhelmingly positive. It was like, dude,

(01:48:50):
you guys are losing weight. Bird got his beard shaved,
and everyone Tom's fat, pray for Joe and and it
was like crazy. I think the time I started noticing
negativity really honestly was when I got drugged by Ari
and and not everyone thought it was bad. And I
remember going like oh, there are people that call me

(01:49:10):
a bit because I got upset by it, and I
was like, oh, this is weird. It was crazy because
it was our friendship and it was our it was
our friends. It was like, you know what when I
talked to Joe every day, probably an hour that whole October,
probably every day for an hour, and I talked to
him because I was really upset by it. But I
don't think any of us ever ever thought it was

(01:49:33):
going to be what it is. I don't think any
of us ever saw this for him. I mean, and
I still to this day. Like I was with him
the other day and I was like, I was like what,
Like he's just signed that new deal or whatever, and
I was like, what's it Like, what's it like to
be like that rich? Like I never thought i'd know
someone had that much money? And he was just like,

(01:49:54):
oh no, Like he's mean, he's still Joe to me,
like he's still like you know, and he's like, I
don't know, man, Like he's like he's like my favorite
Joe moment is we were high and he was like,
how many fish do you think we'd have if if
you could throw a fish ten feet in the air
and it grew wings, it would fly. How many fists
do you think we'd have on this earth? And I

(01:50:14):
was like, the fuck are you talking about? Yes, that's
Joe Rogan, Like that's who he is. He's a silly
like you backstore, at the at the at the GUP mothership.
That's Joe Rogan. Like when I see him interview some
of these people, I go, I don't know that guy
at all. I don't really like, I don't understand he
read the guy's book before the fucking thing. Yeah, I'm like,
what the fuck? Ultimate curiosity, ultimate ultimate curiosity. But the

(01:50:37):
Rogan I know is the one that you get there.
I mean, this is like the this. Anyone that's done
that's good friends with Joe would know this Joe, the
Joe that you do the podcast with and then you
play pool with for an hour, smoking weed and talking shit.
That's the Joe I know, Like, that's the fucking But
he's uh, I mean, he's he saw it early like
he was he was told all of us, get podcasts.

(01:50:58):
He's like, get a podcast, immediately, get a podcast. I
was like, I better as a guest, and he's like, no,
get a podcast, Get a podcast. You gotta have a podcast, dude.
I'm telling you, this is gonna change the fucking world. Dude.
Thank god I listened to him. Thank fucking God. Thank
God for Joey D's and Tom's a girl that came
over to my house on a Sunday when my dad
we were having Easter Sunday. They came over. Tom hit record,

(01:51:20):
gave us all mics, and I did my first podcast.
Tom said, don't edit it, just put it up and night.
You gotta do it every week. And thank god he
did that because it changed my life. I mean that, Tom.
It's amazing all the people that affect you in certain
ways that are have a positive in effect in your life.

(01:51:41):
And it's funny to see who people see Tom as.
I just know Tom as a guy who counts your
burps in a car, you know, like that's Tommy, Like
he's just I know him as the fat Tom. I don't.
I don't think of him as having money ever. I
know that he has money, but all I remember is
poor Tom who would plug his phone in across the
room because he only had one charger, and then he'd

(01:52:01):
just walked across the room to get his fucking phone,
Like I only know, Like I remember when he got
addicted to pea campies and he started eating like two
or three pea campies a day. Oh. He used to
travel with hot sauce in his pocket. He had hot
sauce on him all the time. Dude, I love My
fucking favorite moment of Tommy is and this is worthy

(01:52:23):
of someone googling and watching for yourself. We went to Hawaii,
me and Tom and with Russell Peters, and the very
first day, Tom's harry as fucking I go, dude, let
me shave your back, and he goes, you sure. I said, yeah,
let me shave your back. So I shave his back
and he's shaving his back. I realized there's so much
hair on him that like, I was like, dude, your

(01:52:47):
armpit hair connects with your chest hair. That shouldn't happen.
I go, let me hollow that out for you, and
he goes, what do you mean. I said, I'll just
clean it up. I'm gonna clean it up. So it
looks to fine, it looks like you have muscles, and
he's like, you sure, And I was like, yeah, I'm drunk.
He's drunk. And I shave his one tit like to
hollow it out. And as I pull back, As I

(01:53:11):
pull back, I realize it looks like his tits are
wearing sunglasses. And he gets fucking livid because it's our
first day in Hawaii and he looks ridiculous, and I
can't stop fucking laughing. I am crying laughing. It's the
hardest I've ever laughed because it looks insane. And now
he has to walk around Hawaii looking like this all

(01:53:32):
fucking week.

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
God, I didn't know he was that fat.

Speaker 1 (01:53:36):
Oh oh bro oh bro oh. Hold on, look up
some of his earlier If there's ever been there's ever
been an adfros epic, let me tell you this fucking guy.
He was so fucking fat. He was type in just
have fun and google fat Tom and it is fucking
insane fat.

Speaker 3 (01:53:54):
He was massive.

Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
Yeah, I did not know that massive. Oh my god.
And you know, you know, he was like a stud
growing up, like recruited to play football places jawline chin.
Look at that's not him, that's not.

Speaker 3 (01:54:10):
She assures that they're grabbing another tweet. He'll come back
and be able to dial all.

Speaker 1 (01:54:15):
The one thing, one thing that I wish I had,
that's him. I think that that's him, that's him, that's him,
that's him. That one right there, Tom, that's Tom. That's Tom.

Speaker 3 (01:54:24):
Girra's big boy.

Speaker 1 (01:54:28):
Big boy, big big boy.

Speaker 3 (01:54:30):
If there was one thing four stairs tired at a breath, boy.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
If there was one thing you admire him that you
wish you had, and if there's one thing you admire
him that you wish you had, what would be? Say
say that again? So like I look at Tommy and
I go the one thing I wish I had that
Tommy has. He doesn't care what people think about him, Like, really,
that is beautiful. It's insane. It's insane. When he went
after pro wrestling, I was like, you have tom like

(01:54:55):
we have friends that are like professional wrestlers, Like okay,
I oh yeah, but I think a lot of people
are gonna get upset and go see, I don't give
a fuck. He really doesn't care at all. It's insane,
you know. He doesn't care on such a fucking level.
Like he doesn't like when we go do Rogan, He's like,
I got a hard out, I can only do an

(01:55:15):
hour today. And you're like, dude, Drogan, let's do three hours.
He's like, no, I'm leaving. He just doesn't care. He
can sit silently in a car and not talk for
a fucking six hour car ride, just not speak to you.
He's insane.

Speaker 3 (01:55:28):
I wish I could.

Speaker 1 (01:55:30):
I wish I could not, so, Like, what's one thing
that you see him do that you go? I wish
I had more of that? And what's one thing you
see him that you go? I wish I could. Probably Taylor's.

Speaker 4 (01:55:41):
Obsessive discipline with his health okay, really well, yeah, like
when Taylor wants to get something done health wise, he
stays dialed in now obviously, like.

Speaker 1 (01:55:53):
We'll have our times where we splurge and do all
that stuff, but you, yeah, didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:56:00):
We You know what I'm talking about, Like when he
gets dialed in on something health wise that he wants
to get done and accomplished, like it gets accomplished.

Speaker 1 (01:56:06):
Really, are you working out right now?

Speaker 3 (01:56:08):
Yeah? No, I literally, it's funny you say that, and
I do appreciate that because it's literally for the last
two months, I've been traveling and moving around so much
that I've just treated my body like a sewer. I
know it piss you off too, I know, because I
just I.

Speaker 1 (01:56:23):
I do love.

Speaker 3 (01:56:25):
I found myself loving routine and enjoying routine and figuring out, Okay,
I'm gonna get it in the morning, I'm gonna do this,
and then I'm gonna go and as soon as work
is done, I'm gonna immediately get home as fast as
possible to spend as much time my family is. Don't
pull this ship up.

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
Thing for.

Speaker 3 (01:56:42):
Red with outdoor but yeah, yeah, yeah, like I he
was that way in football too, Yeah, very but yeah
you were you. I think you've got that.

Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
I would have loved as intakeous.

Speaker 3 (01:56:55):
Yeah. One thing I love about Will that I wish
I had more of is how truly intentional he is
with things like if we like when we do our
locker room that comes out on Wednesdays. He he's so
intentional about what he's going to say and what his
picks are and how he's going to say it to
where I really enjoy going somewhere and then figuring out

(01:57:17):
what I'm going to say there. I think there's a
lot of fun in that for my brain to be like, okay, like,
let me try to maneuver and figure out my best
way to make my friend smile laugh or ask a
good question. What I see will to do kind of
like the Trump thing is like the ability to prepare
in a way that is extremely effective and extremely intentional
about the way he does it that I just don't

(01:57:40):
have that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:40):
The best part of that interview was the last two questions.

Speaker 3 (01:57:43):
Yeah, and they're all by again smart.

Speaker 1 (01:57:45):
That was really smart because because you ended up getting
like ten more minutes out of him because he was done,
he was yeah, and then and then you were like, actually,
I have one more question go and I actually have
one to follow up. And that was the best part
of that interview. Yeah, I was really smart. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (01:57:59):
It's a it's a special thing, and that was nice.

Speaker 1 (01:58:01):
You made us do that. Yeah, I wish Tommy if
I was gonna say, now was I'm talking to you two?
If I was like, I wish Tommy had more of
the the thing you guys have. Like Tommy and I
are close, but we're close in a weird way, like
we're really close, but not like publicly that if that
makes sense, Like you guys team up really well together,

(01:58:21):
like when you guys do stuff like beer Olympics, Like
you could never get Tommy to do beer Olympics. You
could never get he did promise when he was at
the Super Bowl, he did like even this, now I'm
gonna fucking tell a secret. And but Tommy wasn't gonna
come to the premiere in my movie.

Speaker 3 (01:58:36):
I know, yeah you knew that.

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, Like I think like that because
he just doesn't give a fuck, Like he just really
doesn't give a fuck about a lot of things. And
so he goes, yeah, I'm not gonna make it. I'm
just coming in. I'm gonna be on the road. And
it really fucked me up. And I was like, I
was like I would go anywhere for him, like right,
but he's like, yeah, I just I can't do it,
and You're like what I mean? I got I got emotional,
and then they he showed up and surprised me. I

(01:59:00):
cried on the fucking red carpet. But I was like,
like I love like if. And maybe it's because we
live in different cities though now is that we're you know,
we're so what seems like we're so distant. We're like
we only see each other to do the podcast, you know,
like I wish I wish it was I wish we
could go back to COVID. Do you guys miss COVID
at all. I miss going for the late night risk games.

Speaker 3 (01:59:23):
Yes, and it was like a weekday too, like a
Tuesday night, because we do Like that's one thing that
I was interested as your guys relationship being in different cities,
Like you probably cherish the times you're together a lot more.

Speaker 1 (01:59:34):
We dump, We emotionally dump on each other when we
see each other, like just everything comes out and then
uh and then we popd And what's it's only sucks
a little bit. Is like, because we're in different cities,
we don't really like we don't really get to hang
out as much, you know, because if we hang out,
we're like, we might as well monetize it. Let's fucking
do a podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:59:54):
That's kind of I mean, that's kind of where we
sit a little bit too. Like there's been a couple
of times where Tail has been in a town, Charles
man outown and one of us is like, Hey, this weekend,
let's get the boys together, let's do X, Y and Z,
and then you just spend every single day with each
other and it's kind of like the weekend comes and
goes and you're like, oh, yeah, we didn't hang out,
did we? Is you're just together all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:00:13):
I'll tell you all the time. Long time ago, I
remember talking to Rogan on the phone, this is bizarre,
and he was like, we got a really good conversation.
He's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, save it. Why don't
you come over Let's podcast And I was like, yeah,
good call, hung up. Drove out podcast had the same
conversation because you're like, yo, it's such a good conversation.

Speaker 3 (02:00:35):
That's how most of our mondays are. We'll show up,
we'll start talking about this. Wait, let's just wait, We'll
just wait until were on the buckle.

Speaker 1 (02:00:41):
Oh's. And but you know what's crazy is like the
conversations Tommy and I do have that aren't on the
podcast are so would be such great podcasts, Like it's
just gossip and like drama and.

Speaker 3 (02:00:52):
Like I mean like a couple of gals spilling tea.

Speaker 1 (02:00:56):
Yeah, oh, I remember when you knowing about what you say,
you just have a conversation. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:01:02):
The good thing with us too, though, is like we
do this the fall tour, we we do we do
different tours where we're traveling around going to games together.
So we get to do like fun ship like that
that gets considered like we're working, but ultimately we're happy.

Speaker 1 (02:01:15):
We can't. We cannot tour together. We are very different
tour people.

Speaker 3 (02:01:19):
Yeah, Leo would not go well or go too well
to the point where it would not be good.

Speaker 1 (02:01:24):
No, it would never go well. He is I mean,
am I am I writing assessing this?

Speaker 3 (02:01:30):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (02:01:30):
When we did the super Bowl? We did the Super
Bowl just recently. Yeah, me and him did with Shane
and we brought Shane and then Bobby Lee with us.
My green room was fucking awesome. Nate Diaz, Guy Fiertti,
Jimmy Kimmel, fucking a bunch of pro athletes, fucking Shane

(02:01:51):
and Bobby and fucking everyone's having cocktails. Tom had his
own green room where there was a red light and
Tom sitting.

Speaker 3 (02:01:59):
In a chair.

Speaker 1 (02:02:00):
An am I not? Am I making this up? Tom
sits by himself in his green room with a red light.
He changes all the and he just sits there. Why
because he's a fucking lunatic. I went to his show
with the Forum and and he just is sitting in
a red and I go, what are you doing? And
he doesn't drink, he doesn't really party, He's just relaxing,

(02:02:20):
you know. He had too short at his fucking his
show with the Forum. I went to go see this.
What's so crazy? I was at his show on the
Forum and some guy was like, you guys are really
friends and I was like yeah. He's like, you came
to support your friend. I was like, yeah, like we're regular.
But Tom's in his room with a red light by himself.
I went into two shorts room and got fucking lit.
I was like, why would you fucking sit in Tom's room?
He is such a drip. He like just sits like

(02:02:43):
in this and like he gets done the show and
he's like, well, would you like to get a steak
maybe or go to bed. You're like I'm like, no, man,
We're gonna get fucking loose. And he's like, nah, yeah
he had too short. I saw too short. I got
fucking freaked out, Like call him Todd Shaw.

Speaker 3 (02:02:56):
Do you ever get to do you ever get Tom
to like truly basking what he's done with his life?
He just seems like a guy that is just, like
like you said, doesn't give a fuck and just kind
of move forward. Do you ever get him to sit
there and be like, hey, look how much you've accomplished?
How much you've done and and be like, oh my god,
that's so cool.

Speaker 1 (02:03:12):
Yeah you think he ever pinches himself and being like
I can't believe this, we're getting to do this stuff. No,
it all went away. He wouldn't give a fuck, like
he doesn't like, he doesn't none of it. Tom is
very disconnected from his ego, like he doesn't. Standing ovation
doesn't mean anything to him. It doesn't affect him the
way it affects me. If I get a standing ovation,

(02:03:33):
sometimes I'll cry, I'll get emotional. I'll be like because
I feel it, I feel it, like like look at him,
he's just like this, head down like this, like don't
please you know, that's fucking He looks like he's getting arrested.
They're on their feet and fucking.

Speaker 3 (02:03:47):
Curing on the words you said, which is the craziest
thing about being comic. Yeah, like you just said words
in a way that made people go, that's fucking that's funny. Yeah,
And people like it so much that they're standing up
and clapping.

Speaker 1 (02:03:58):
For you and his effect and then this way a
little bit like they're both like the praise and the adulation.
Maybe I don't know, I don't know. I don't know
if they if they find it gross, you know, to
to basking it or I don't know. They're very similar
men where they're just like, eh, thank you and they

(02:04:19):
just walk off. Dude, I fucking I mean there was
a period of time where I could get a standing
ovation if I wanted one, like I knew how to
do it, like I would, I'd be like, thank you
and then turn my back and go three two one,
oh here we go. Fuck it's I did it to
Ari one time, and I've never seen Ari lose his

(02:04:42):
mind more. I told him like, he's like, I've never
had a standing ovation. I said, you can get one
if you want one. He's like what, and I said, O, yeah, yeah,
I'll show you this if I want one, I can
show you how I do it. I just what I
do is I go thank you, and then I go
to get my shirt and I grab my shirt. I
turn around and then you see one person oh no,
thank you so much, and then oh no, no no,
oh guys, please don't please don't and then everyone stands

(02:05:05):
up and I was like, are you kidding me? And
I was like yeah, yeah. But like guys like Tom
and Ari and Joe, they would never think about that,
but I don't know. I'm fucking broken. I'm broken. If
you give me a standing ovation, I will get emotional.
I love it. It's fucking awesome. I love when people say, hey, man,
I love your podcast or I love you I mean

(02:05:26):
something to me. I go, thank you? You know so? Yeah,
I've cried so much on podcasts. The one all my
cries were ugly? Which one is that one?

Speaker 3 (02:05:39):
I love how your subtitlesall.

Speaker 1 (02:05:42):
Christ Chris step and Oh I cried at the fucking
hold on. This is not fair. Everyone should cry at
the end of fucking mikes and men bawling. I get
to feed the rabbits. This was Tom saying. He was like,
I was like Lenny, and he was like, George, Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (02:06:02):
Don't think I've seen this movie.

Speaker 1 (02:06:03):
Are you fucking kidding of mice and men?

Speaker 3 (02:06:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:06:07):
Do I get to feed the rabbits? George and I
feed the rabbits. Tell me like it's going to be,
Tell me like it's gonna be with the alfalfa. You've
never seen it? No? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you?
We had to read the book, Oh my god, and
then this is not We were breaking down mentally to say.

Speaker 3 (02:06:23):
The one of you and the Stefano. When the Stefano
starts crying about him not being around his kid and
stuff like that. I mean, obviously having a kid in
traveling as much as I do just hit different than Watch.

Speaker 1 (02:06:35):
Here's the thing, here's the thing. So I get, I'll get,
I'll get shit on sometimes when I get emotional and uh,
like people just said enough, I'm tired of it. But
like there's certain things. Look, that's my my cancel thing.
It's like I overshare about like you have a video.
I got emotional on a video you had about telling
your daughter you loved her when you dropped off school.

(02:06:55):
I think I texted you right right after you. Yeah, yeah,
look you can, you can take leave it. I don't
give a fuck. I'm gonna be one hundred percent of
me one hundred percent of the time. And if I
get emotional in moments like this, I don't give a fuck.
If you go unfollowed, this isn't what I signed up for.
Why aren't you being funny? I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck. I really genuinely don't give

(02:07:16):
a fuck. Yeah, but this moment, it's so hard. Man,
it's so hard to leave your kids. And you know
what's crazy about this generation, Like DiStefano is younger than me,
he's very cognizant of it. Like we weren't cognizant. We
we just I just did what I had to do.
Like I, I just went on the road. Georgia was born.

(02:07:36):
We induced labor because I had to work. That's like,
that's that, That's how we started her life. He brought
her in three days early so I could work with
davidtel and so I went on the road her for her.
For the first year of her life. I was on
the road every single weekend. I have an option, I
have a choice. We were poor, like that's if everyone
I don't know didn't have any money. Like I made

(02:07:59):
seven hundred dollars a week kend. I had to pay
for my flights at my hotel. We had no money.
But I had to do that in order to have
a little money. And Leanne had a job. Leanne worked twenty,
you know, forty hours a week, and uh and I
worked every fucking side, leveraged these children's childhood for work.

Speaker 3 (02:08:18):
I worked.

Speaker 1 (02:08:18):
And then if we did stuff like this, this was
a family vacation. I definitely put it online because I
needed to sell tickets the next week in Omaha, you know,
And so I did out all that and I fucking
told every story about their life on stage because I
just didn't know any better. And look, if I had
the hindsight to go back and do it different, I
would definitely do it differently, Like if I could do
with the Stefan who didn't take some time off and

(02:08:39):
be with my family.

Speaker 3 (02:08:41):
Absolutely, he's got a unique he's got a unique rule.
We had him on the show over a year ago
now where he said I won't leave. I'll like stay
in this region. I won't leave for more than like
twenty four hours at a time.

Speaker 1 (02:08:51):
It's great, man, It's it's like, listen what it you know?

Speaker 3 (02:08:55):
But you your your wife had your wife had a story.
I don't know where it was, like what show was on,
whether it was hers, yours or just a post on Instagram,
but she tells a story about when you guys are
broke the way you said you were, and you were
like had like a forty in your hand in a
bag and you were a skateboarding home and she's like,
that's don't ever lose that.

Speaker 1 (02:09:12):
So I'll tell you the God I missed that Sweashirto.
I love that sweashirt. That's a nice one. Yeah, it's heavy,
it's heavy. I was I had. I've had many careers
within my career, Like when I was twenty six, I
got picked by Will Smith to do the development deal

(02:09:35):
six Figures. Got a TV show right after that, and
I remember being on Franklin and Vine and it's right
when the when the seasons are changing in La, which
is really kind of cool. It's cold but not cold,
but very windy, really windy. And I was in an expedition,
Eddie Bauer expedition. I had more money than I ever
thought i'd make. I was in a Jason Williams jersey.

(02:09:57):
I was listening to jaw Rule, the one he did
with the Chante you know, And I was on the
corner I was going to work, and I was like,
oh man, I thought i'd be happier. I thought life
would be like I got everything I wanted, like every
I got it all. I thought i'd be happier. I
was like, it just doesn't. The sparkle isn't there. I

(02:10:18):
was like, it's nice, but I don't know. Son cut
to probably four or five years later, I'm married to Leanne.
We have Georgia and Isla. We're broke. We're piss broke.
I mean honestly. I remember Daniel Tosh coming over to
pick me up. We're gonna go play poker a legend
and he and I said I needed one hundred dollars
from Leanna, and she said we don't have it. And
I said, no, just give me the give me a

(02:10:38):
hundred dollars. She goes, no, we don't have one hundred dollars.
I said, babe, I'm not gonna lose it. Just give
me a hundred buck. He goes, honey, we don't have
I can't find one hundred dollars to give you. And
Daniel Tosh was like, I'll give you a hundred dollars
to end this conversation. We were broke, right, And she
sent me to Rause to go get milk for the girls,
and I skateboarded to Rouse and I with whatever money

(02:11:02):
she had given me, I bought myself a forty of fosters,
like a big oil can. And I was skating home,
listening to Modest Mouse and I was just skateboarding and
I was fucking and I literally said to myself in
that moment. I was on Detroit Street. I went this,
I'm happiest fuck right now, Like I'm really happy. And
she was watching me from the balcony and she's as

(02:11:24):
I got up there, she goes, don't ever lose that boy,
that guy that just killing forty, just skateboarding, just hat
smiling ear to fucking ear, And I said, I swear
to God, and I mean, I'm I'm you know, I
talk in hyperbole, but like every day I get with
that chick is like fucking that. It's like fun as fuck. Man.
I never thought that chick would be the one to
give me all that. Like I thought she'd have to

(02:11:46):
have way bigger tits, bronze skin, blonde hair, six feet
like I thought that was the chick. But this little
fucking redneck midget, this little fucking fucking barefoot just I
just it's like crazy, that the chick, you know. And yeah,
I mean, I'm the happiest guy in the I got

(02:12:06):
everything I ever wanted in life, ever wanted, and no
one's telling me to quit drinking. That's the best She's
never once said to you.

Speaker 3 (02:12:12):
Hey, listen, she.

Speaker 1 (02:12:13):
Says, she she told me big boy A couple of times.
What a beautiful Yeah, I really did, I really did.
I like look, I like, I I like, I like
to have a good time. And it's like, we're not.
Tomorrow is not guaranteed for anybody, So what the fuck
are we doing? Well?

Speaker 3 (02:12:33):
According to you, who it is guaranteed tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (02:12:41):
I think I'm losing my fucking mind. You know, this
is the last podcast I'm gonna do for like a year.

Speaker 4 (02:12:46):
Why, Yeah, what's going on? Tell us what's in the
works with you?

Speaker 1 (02:12:49):
I'm done? I think I'm I think I'm I'm taking
a year off of the road, and I want to
think more before I talk. I have I you know,
you ever get like to the place where you're talking
so much you're not putting thought into anything. You're like, yeah, right.
I've been podcasting straight every week straight for like fifteen years,

(02:13:13):
which is crazy. And I think this. I think it
gets convoluted with stand up and I think it's I
don't know if it's made my stand up better. I
think earlier on it did. But when I did this special,
I was like, I just shot I just shot it
in Florida recently comes out soon, I can't say yet.

(02:13:33):
But uh, I was like, this is the this is
the best one I've done. And I was like, and
I can't. I can't think to do an I got
to do another one. I have another one do in
like a year or two. I was like, I need
to take time off and like live a life, like
I need to live. My girls were both in college.
I don't have them to write about anymore. That was
just such a fucking a well to go to is

(02:13:54):
those fucking idiots were so funny. They were so fucking funny,
and and I was like, I need to take time off.
I need to stop. And then and I started thinking
about podcasting. I was like, you know, I got so
many podcasts, and it's weird with comic because like if
I say something funny sometimes I'll say, hey, can you
take that out? I'm gonna put it on stage. And
then I was like, I should take all my funny
thoughts and really start writing them down. So I've been

(02:14:15):
I've never done this before, but I'm like, anytime I
have a good thought, I write it down. When I
try to explore it and write it out, I just
would work it out on stage. So I'm like I
was laying in bed today, I was like, I'm doing
this podcast. I think this is the last one I'm
gonna do for a year. And I was like, I
don't think I'm gonna do anyone else's podcast, like not
even Rogans who you know what about your own? I was,

(02:14:37):
I gotta be honestly, I was toying with the idea
getting rid of mine. Really, I was toying and getting
rid of everything and just everything. But here's the problem
is I love like I love Two Bears, Two Bears
is I'll do that for the rest of my life.
I love it. It's very lightlift because of who I
do it with. Bird Cast sometimes can be a pain

(02:14:58):
in the ass, and then sometimes it's just a gift.
Like I sat with Juvenile the other day, Like I
fucking was obsessed with Juvenile. And then I sat and
me and him and Manny Fresh smoked weed and drank
vodka and I fucking laughed forever forever, and then and
then I got to do it with with Maynard Keenan,
mana manage James Keenan, the leading er tool. It's a gift.

(02:15:20):
I'm not I'm not gonna get opportunities like that unless
I have that podcast. So that's the only reason I
don't want to get rid of it is just it's selfish.
Is that I I mean, yes, I make money from it,
but it's selfishly. I get to sit with these people
that I fucking idolize because like Jimmy Kimmel comes over,
fucking Judd Apatow and I get to pick the brains
fucking it. That's the only reason I wouldn't get rid
of it. But I would. I do think there's something

(02:15:42):
to be said when when I look at like when
I look at like uh like Stave and and D'stefano
and that generation of comics, those are guys that are
cool with walking away from everything. I know. I'm I'm God,
I fucking love that guy. But like I you know,
I wish I had the balls to do more of that.
I don't, I feel like, you know, I like so yeah,

(02:16:03):
So I'm not gonna do other people's podcasts for a year,
and I'm not going to do stand up for a
year and uh take some like Big Trips and uh Ghost.
We've been seeing a lot of shows lately, like going
to do Sye Music. I'm thinking about staying here an
extra day and going to see Goose. Have you ever
seen Goose? You ever heard of Goose? Oh my god,
it's my favorite band there in Nashville. There on Thursday,

(02:16:25):
I might, I might stay in town. If I stay
in town, I'm bringing you guys to Goose. It's fucking insane,
all right, Yeah, but I'm seeing music.

Speaker 3 (02:16:32):
And then, yeah, it sounds like a little stoicism in
your life, the ability to say no, no, I.

Speaker 1 (02:16:37):
Don't believe in that. You know, he's cool as fuck too.
He hit me up and he's like, you know, he said,
I wish I could call him because you know, he
backed me up privately in what way? Holiday? Yeah, Ryan Holiday?

Speaker 3 (02:16:50):
He was Holiday backed you up on saying I don't
believe no.

Speaker 1 (02:16:53):
He said, I know what you're trying to say. Okay,
he goes, I know what you're That's a difference because
I understand what you're trying to say. Is like there's
wallflower stoics that don't really believe in it, but they
quote it like it's He goes, I know what you
were trying to say. But he goes, here, can I
send you some books? And I was like, please, I
think Ron Ryan Holiday is a bad after.

Speaker 3 (02:17:12):
I would have them on the show.

Speaker 1 (02:17:14):
But here's here's the other thing is that if you're
a comic, why not why not challenge everything? Like immediately
I go stoicism. Everyone's fucking second, everyone believes in it?
Come on the second everyone's but everybody doesn't. Yeah, not me?
Why the holiday is cool? Motherfucker? I want to I
want to read exactly what he said. But you know
what's so funny is I would love to have you

(02:17:35):
on if you're happening to be watching. I got, I got,
I'm gonna well, I'll wrap this up so I know
you guys probably should leave. But that we got invited
to a party, and uh uh, it's the craziest part
I've ever been to. Everyone's there, no at who's did he?
Did he? No?

Speaker 3 (02:17:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:17:54):
By the way, do you think you would have Do
you think when we talk about the coward in this
close right, do you think you could have gone to
Ditti's party and not been a part of it? Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:18:05):
Absolutely? Do you question were you ever invited to a
Diddy party?

Speaker 7 (02:18:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:18:17):
No, no, no never no. But I've always I've done,
I've done.

Speaker 7 (02:18:23):
Gone, I've gone out to eat with men that I
thought were gay, like like like every guy that ever
in Hollywood, I thought wanted to fuck me.

Speaker 1 (02:18:30):
Everyone, Elliott Gould, I thought he wanted to fuck me.
He was like, let me give you your my number,
we'll go out to dinner or sometime. And I was like, cool,
he wants to fuck me. I always expected anyone. Will
Smith probably you know the I thought Will Smith wanted
to fuck me in the ass. Yeah, oh you ever
heard that story? No? No again? Is this legit? Swear

(02:18:50):
to God? So Will Smith, I'm twenty six. One of
his boys sees me to stand up like Joe, I
would like you and I, you know, maybe do a deal.
I said, great, So like, let me introduce you. So
I go to the Hip Factory I think is where
he was recording his album with Llennium, and uh. I

(02:19:11):
meet him in a dance studio. It's a dance studio
like two folding chairs and we sit and we talk
and I'm like, dude, I love hip hop. I love
you know. I'm like trying to sell them because I
want to do a deal with him, and I'm like,
I love black guys. You're black, like I'm fucking.

Speaker 3 (02:19:23):
You know, just everyth hell of a selling point.

Speaker 1 (02:19:25):
Du JUV was big then, so I was like talking
about juvenile and fresh and everything, and so he's like
cool man. He was like uh. He's like, what are
you doing to night? And I was like nothing. He
was like, let's go to the movies. I was like okay,
so I leave. I remember calling my dad and he
was like, how did you go. I said, good, We're
going to the movies, and my dad's like, on a date.
I go to No. He's like, what do you mean,
You're going to the fucking movies with them? I go

(02:19:47):
I to know. He said he wanted to go to
the movies, and so we're going to the movies. My
Dad's like, called buddy, I'm sorry. I was like what,
and he goes, This is they called the casting couch
in Hollywood. These men they're so tired of having sex
with women that the only man really turns them on
is to fuck young guys and to turn them out.
It's called the casting couch. I was like, Dad, that's impossible.

(02:20:08):
He goes, What's more possible the fact that you're so
talented that, within doing stand up for six months, the
biggest movie star in the world wants to do a
TV show about you, or that he's tired of pussy
and he wants to fuck you. I was like, oh
my god, I'm getting fucked and he goes I go,
what do I do? And he goes no, I'm just like,
I'm giving you a heads up, like go, but you know.

Speaker 3 (02:20:30):
Your dad's like, you're gonna get You're gonna catch hands,
and that's okay.

Speaker 1 (02:20:33):
Yeah, He's like, just I'm giving your heads up. That's
why he's bringing you there. But you know, I'm just
don't want my only son going in not knowing what
he's ready for. So I go, We're supposed to do
it at Planet Hollywood, which is even still sounds weird
to see a movie at Planning Hollywood. I go in.
I'm like, as Will Smith here, and they're like, no,
movie stars don't hang out here. So I'm sitting in
the lobby going like what the fuck? And then this
dude probably six' seven comes out of a. Corner his

(02:20:54):
Name's Charlie mack and he, goes, You, burt AND i
was like, yeah and he goes. DOWNSTAIRS i was, like,
Motherfucker i'm gonna have to fuck this guy. Too like
he's six, SEVEN i know Who Charlie mack is. Too
it's's got a song about. Him i'm gonna stand the.
Stairs there's ten black dudes sitting in a room like
probably a little bit bigger than this, bus with a
curtain and a folding table in the. Center And i'm,
like oh my, God i'm gonna fuck these ten black.

(02:21:16):
Guys Charlie. Mack i'm sure he's Bringing Jazzy. Jeff plus
it's thirteen. Dudes i'm gonna have to fuck. Tonight i'm,
like this is getting scenario is getting. Worse Will smith
comes in WITH I swear To, God Jazzy. JEFF i
swear To. God he walks in With Jazzy jeff and
he's like he's, like, guys this is the. Guy and
everyone looks at me and they're like, Yeah they're, like
this Is. BURT i was, like oh my, god this

(02:21:36):
is how it goes. Down and then the Car you're probably,
thinking there's no WAY i can get away from these. Guys,
oh just from the doors. Locked it's down to fight to.
Stairs it's down fight to stairs in a small, room
red curtains all, around a folding table in the. Center i'm,
like it's going down right now curtains open up to
reveal a private movie theater and me and ten thirteen
black dudes Watch American. PIE i sat next To will

(02:21:58):
the whole, Time, me him And jazzy f laughed, hysterically
and at the end of the, MOVIE i go. Uh
he was, Like, hey what did you? Think AND i was,
like what do you? Mean what DID i? THINK i
said it was a good. Movie he does know about the, room,
like what do you. Mean he's like the. GUYS i was,
LIKE i don't, know they're black, dudes and he, goes,
no you said you're a hip hop. Fan he's, like
that's Biz, marquis that's. Cool MOD, d That's Big daddy.

(02:22:20):
Came he's, LIKE i brought all the legends so you
could meet. Them AND i was, LIKE i could have
fucked COOL.

Speaker 3 (02:22:24):
Modd Jesus, Christ, YEAH.

Speaker 1 (02:22:28):
I fucking uh that. End that was. IT i did
a deal with. HIM i saw his dick like a
week later AT Abc it's a. Hog he was pissing
next to. Me he's we went INTO abc to sell a,
Sitcom Jimmie. TARSIS i, think who's passed? Away she was
RUNNING abc at the, time AND i had to piss really.
BAD i went into the bathroom take a, piss And will,

(02:22:48):
Goes i'm gonna come with. YOU i got a piss,
too and he sat right next to, me stood right
next to, me started, pissing and his you know how
you can hear someone's stream and know the his was
like a fucking fire. Host you're A German shepherd's barking
like it was fucking. Wild and he gave me the
keys to the. Business he was, like this is, how
this is everything you need to know In. Hollywood this

(02:23:09):
is the. Short AND i couldn't hear any of it
BECAUSE i had to. PISS i just AND i couldn't.
PISSED i got his gun shy AND i just sat
there trying to, piss trying to, piss try and, piss
and he was. Done and then he walked over and
ALL i heard him, say right AS i started to,
piss he, goes just be. Yourself that's ALL i heard
of the whole. Thing yeah he. WAS i Liked. WILL
i had a great time with, Him but you had
me on the edge of my seat thinking something was

(02:23:29):
about to.

Speaker 3 (02:23:30):
Go, YEAH i thought this is gonna be the podcast
you told.

Speaker 1 (02:23:33):
No, NO i thought e wanted to fuck me, too
and he just took me to.

Speaker 3 (02:23:36):
Dinner really so sounds like everybody IN la is actually.

Speaker 1 (02:23:39):
Nice everyone in la is really. Good not a lot of.
PEDOPHILES i haven't met uh pedophile that you know? Of
yeah not?

Speaker 4 (02:23:45):
Yet, right like these, lists did you ever meet?

Speaker 1 (02:23:49):
Him talk to? Him so what are they saying he?
Did BECAUSE i definitely would have gotten into a sex.

Speaker 4 (02:23:54):
Party, yeah those things, pedophilia little sex ring.

Speaker 1 (02:24:00):
Celia have you been have you?

Speaker 4 (02:24:01):
Heard have you heard the the audios that have came?

Speaker 3 (02:24:03):
Out, no apparently of him like fucking, dudes, hard grunted. Mill,
yeah this is all, allegedly we don't want.

Speaker 4 (02:24:10):
To get suitsgend. Allegedly fifty ever see the clip of
fifty it was a bad bunny or something like.

Speaker 3 (02:24:17):
That you see the the comment fifty cent put ON
p did's when he's riding a? Bicycle, no so he
comments on the it's LIKE p didd he's on a,
bicycle he, smiling he, goes fifty cent Goes the only
reason WHY p did he? Smiling because there's no seat
on that? Bicycle like he apparently fifty cents note about
it for a.

Speaker 4 (02:24:34):
While did you ever see the clip On champs put
it like fifty very, dark it's very.

Speaker 1 (02:24:40):
Bad you gotta you gotta find the clip's one of
the Hardest i've ever. LEFT P diddy was, like, yo
man to, fifties, like you want to hang, Out i'll
take you. Shopping you don't have to buy. Anything i'll
pay for.

Speaker 3 (02:24:53):
It. Right what the fuck are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:24:56):
Here? Dude have you you guys got to do Drink?
Champs have you ever you ever watch Drink?

Speaker 3 (02:25:00):
Champs? No what's?

Speaker 5 (02:25:01):
That?

Speaker 1 (02:25:01):
Oh shut the fuck, up. Dude it is fucking. Amazing
what's Drink? Champs it's out Of, miami is? Uh nori
and DJ fn and they fucking you just drink with
them and they. Talk it's such a great. Interview but
if you're into hip, hop the interviews they have are fucking.
INSANE dmx interviews are the best interviews on. Here THE

(02:25:25):
dmx ones are. INSANE i did it Because i'm a
Huge i'm a huge hip hop. Fan But i'm friends With.
Nori norri's Nor he's a badass. Motherfucker he gets after
it and he's like running a ton right.

Speaker 3 (02:25:36):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:25:36):
Him we're gonna have, him hopefully come out and do
maybe the next five k we, do but he's, like they're, awesome,
Dude Drink champs is fucking, awesome but their interviews are.
Wild would be done right. There The diddy.

Speaker 3 (02:25:48):
ONE i don't know anything about hip hop at all at. All,
No I'm i'm like blakeln a two good. Show it's
some forty one. Guy i'm a late nineties early two thousand. Shares. Yeah,
yeah not these ones, today but the the ONES i
wear every.

Speaker 1 (02:26:01):
DAY i got country. Music love, It Red claytres love.
Them Marcus, King.

Speaker 3 (02:26:06):
Marcus K King, Band, yes, bro pull pull one of
those songs, Up Goodbye.

Speaker 1 (02:26:10):
Carolina oh My, God Delilah Marcus king's new, Album. Delilah
that Song Marcus. King, YEAH i MEAN i did a
crazy interview With marcus THAT i got a lot of
ship For why, yeah why HE i understand, It like you,
KNOW I i joke about, alcoholism you, know AND i
joke about. It you don't believe in.

Speaker 3 (02:26:30):
IT i.

Speaker 1 (02:26:30):
DON'T i. DON'T i, DON'T i, DON'T i.

Speaker 3 (02:26:33):
DON'T i.

Speaker 1 (02:26:33):
Don't here here's the. Deal if you have an eating,
disorder they don't tell, you don't, worry no food for
you for the rest of your. Life you have to
figure out a way to manage. IT i think that
we can do the. Same, anyway here's my. Point So
marcus comes over to my. HOUSE i Apologize marcus If i'm,
oversharing but he comes over and, UH i wasn't drinking
at the. TIME i was just on one of those
benders WHERE i wasn't. Drinking and he comes over and

(02:26:55):
he was, LIKE i was, like, here what's. Up he's,
LIKE i had a rough night last. NIGHT i, said,
okay CAN i get you? SOMETHING i got every sooda
he could ever. Imagine he, GOES i fell off the
wagon last, night AND i said, OKAY i said how.
Long he's like a couple of YEARS i. THINK i
was like. WHOA i, said what are you looking? For
and he, Said i'm looking for, something so maybe get
me through the. DAY i was, like, Yeah i'm in.

(02:27:15):
There i'll do it with, you Like i'll fucking if
you're having a, Moment i'll have a moment with. YOU
i don't give a. Fuck so he did a very
drunken podcast where he had fallen off the wagon and
this is the Guy.

Speaker 3 (02:27:25):
Marcus oh, okay, YES i have seen this. Guy he's
more extremely.

Speaker 1 (02:27:28):
Talented HE'S i would argue he's a. PRODIGY i, mean
he's fucking the. Best but you, know guy likes to
get loose every now and, then and right now he's.
SOBER i think he's sober right. Now but the day
he came, over he fell off the, wagon AND i
just Wasn't i'm not the guy that's gonna go, hey,
MAN i don't. Know i'm not that. Guy i'm the

(02:27:48):
guy that, goes, Yeah i'll drink with. You so we got.
Hammered we talked about him falling off the. Wagon we
talked about his wife wasn't talking to him at the
time because he had fallen off the. Wagon and so
many people have so many fucking opinions about they should
have HOW i should have dealt with, That AND i was, like, no,
Man i'm your. Friend if something goes, Down i'm just
gonna stand next to you and not ask. Questions i'm
not gonna make it a more difficult day for. You

(02:28:09):
i'm gonna be your. Boy and so we've we've, stayed
we've stayed. Close he came, out he ended up doing
fully loaded with. Us Sober sober didn't. Drink we did Flor.
Obama we went out to The Flora Bama, bar gone
on stage. TOGETHER i was fucking, lit but he didn't.
Drink he was being being. HEALTHY i love that guy to. Death,
Man he's a, legend is. Fuckingable i've got to listen
to some of his. Music i've seen some of his,
clips BUT i have not dove into his music just.

(02:28:32):
Yet do we want to hit a twisted question?

Speaker 3 (02:28:34):
Before?

Speaker 1 (02:28:34):
Yes And i'm so. Sorry my bladder so. SMALL i
have to, peek go.

Speaker 3 (02:28:37):
Pee go be a third. P how long is this
podcast been going? On huh, oh this is.

Speaker 1 (02:28:43):
Nothing he's one of the shorter. Ones. Yeah, second another.
HOUR i, mean get me another twisted, tea.

Speaker 3 (02:28:47):
Get him a, tweet him a tweet right?

Speaker 1 (02:28:49):
Now what do you really start breaking down?

Speaker 3 (02:28:52):
Things so you texted us about possibly doing some hurricane
relief and then.

Speaker 1 (02:28:56):
You oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So i'm doing In tampa. Instead,
Okay so it was THE i DON'T i don't want
to shoot on the relief people that you, know the different.

Speaker 3 (02:29:05):
Ones, yeah, hey, sure grab me a water, too please go.

Speaker 1 (02:29:08):
Ahead BUT i was going to do one tonight at
The ryman and uh and, Uh i'm just going Anyway
i'm just going.

Speaker 3 (02:29:19):
Yeah, yeah and just doing stuff That i'm.

Speaker 1 (02:29:21):
Doing i'm, Doing i'm doing. Stuff you, Know it's it
gets really. Tricky what the fuck tall? Boy oh my,
god it gets really tricky giving. Money i've gotten fucked
a number of.

Speaker 3 (02:29:32):
Times it's tough to give, money especially when you don't
know where it's.

Speaker 1 (02:29:34):
Going so So i'll tell you that, this AND i,
MEAN i wish it wasn't so. LIKE i did something
for The. Bucks. Right The bucks were trying to build
a house for habitat for. Humanity they needed like one
hundred thousand. Dollars i've Been Doug williams, right epic quarterback
for The. Bucks i'm With Doug. WILLIAMS i do a.
VIDEO i, go all we're asking is for two dollars

(02:29:57):
and forty six. Cents I'm Bert. Chreisler i'm donating two
thousand than forty six. DOLLARS i, Went Doug, williams just
put it in two dollars AND i get destroyed. Online
i'm oblivious to it Because i'm not reading. Comments tommy
comes to me and he's, like, dude you look like
a fucking. Ass you're asking everyone donate two. Dollars you
donated two. Thousand he's, like, you the comment online Is,

(02:30:17):
bert you could have just bought the house. YOURSELF i was, like,
kay but that's not how charity. Works it's like we
group fund, things, right right. RIGHT i ended up buying a.
HOUSE i had to buy a house of a. Guilt
one hundred thousand. DOLLARS i bought a fucking house for
habitat if your. Nity tom bought a house. Too we
both bought. Houses and So i'm, Like i'm, Like i'm
never going to fucking help anyone again because it comes

(02:30:38):
back to.

Speaker 3 (02:30:38):
Me, Yeah and then it's like it's LIKE i was, LIKE.

Speaker 1 (02:30:40):
I was, like, also two thousand dollars is like a
Solid why can't you just donate two thousand? Dollars so
THEN i learned you just you cannot try to get
credit for helping. People, No you've got to do it, silently,
Right so that's on the.

Speaker 3 (02:30:54):
Bus he's big on, that, like if you're going to
do something for, somebody you don't you don't want to
do it at all public, eye.

Speaker 1 (02:31:00):
DUDE i.

Speaker 3 (02:31:01):
DID i.

Speaker 1 (02:31:02):
Did i'm the kind of guy that IF i, send
IF i give you money for GoFundMe LIKE i put
my name on. It, yeah, so AND i donate the
most so That i'm at the top of the, list
just to. Win oh, YEAH i Fucking i've dropped ten
thousand dollars a number of times into go fundme is
just to see my name above everyone.

Speaker 4 (02:31:19):
Else some of the gofundme's out. There, man there's a
there's a buddy of mine who did a GoFundMe for
surgery on his. Dog that's WHERE i draw the.

Speaker 3 (02:31:27):
LINE i BELIEVE i know this person, too like that
who's doing? Well oh he's doing he does. Well, yeah
it does does. Well it's not like he's just living
in a cardboard. Box it's, like my dog has to
get brain. Surgery please help fund.

Speaker 4 (02:31:40):
This cancer family. Emergency like it's stuff like, obviously but
you're talking about surgery for a, Dog, like, yeah you
gotta have a line somewhere you.

Speaker 1 (02:31:50):
Know It's, Uh i'm. Done i'm done trying to. HELP
i USE i Go i'll help you and you'll never
know about. It Like i'm doing a show In tampa
And i'm giving the proceeds to you might call it
and then obviously we will donate. Money it'll be, silent
you won't know how much it. Went but but you just.
Can't you. Can't LIKE i was going to try to
do something here and then and all of a, sudden

(02:32:10):
it just got so, convoluted AND i was, Like i'm.
OUT i don't even want to be associated with it
because second you Say i'd like to do, something all
of a, sudden everyone just attacks. YOU i mean the
fucking fire fires AND maui, LIKE i was that was, Tony.
Dude look at my fucking. Phone all it is is
people venmoing me asking for a thousand. Dollars it's it's
and one chick's hot as. Fuck, dude she's like a single. Mom,

(02:32:37):
LOOK i want you to see. Her she has fucking Smoking.
Venmo god damn. It do you guys have have you
guys had to wear readers? Yet? Dude my eyes are so.

Speaker 3 (02:32:46):
BAD i need TO i need to get on that.
Train maybe a little.

Speaker 1 (02:32:50):
Lasik Justine, Adams, yeah looks like she's got a good. Personality,
yeah dog, Lover, yeah she, said big, fan super weirdo.
Crass just seeing if any celebrities are willing to help
single mom trying to recover From helene having a rough.
Time never done anything like this for far, regardless big.

(02:33:11):
Fan so Then i'm such a fucking. LUNATIC i was,
LIKE i wonder if she follows me On. Instagram she
don't even follow me On? Instagram oh? Really, Yeah like
what the, Fuck i'm not gonna you big don't follow? You,
yeah big fan of.

Speaker 3 (02:33:22):
Yours, yeah, dude the Whole, see here's a problem with
what you just told me. About the whole giving thing
is if you're asking for two people to give two
dollars and forty six cents and you're gonna give two
thousand and four and sixty dollars or, whatever it's, Like, okay,
yeah you could buy a house or habitat for, humanity
but you're also, giving and the gesture of just giving
should be good enough to be, like, wow good For

(02:33:44):
burt to, give regardless if it's one dollar or a million.
Dollars like giving and helping should be seen blanketly as great.

Speaker 1 (02:33:51):
Jobs so here's the thing That, Okay i'm being real right,
now AND i understand this is gonna get pushed back.

Speaker 3 (02:33:55):
By i've really enjoyed this, episode by the.

Speaker 1 (02:33:56):
Way oh, dude such a. Blast i'm bummed that this
is One i'll ever.

Speaker 4 (02:34:00):
Do and the reason you think the reason you think.
Too he's been on four times because the first time
we had them all we split into two.

Speaker 3 (02:34:05):
Weeks that's, Right oh for?

Speaker 1 (02:34:07):
Real, yeah because remember the first time he, came it
was like three or four. Hours, no, yeah, dude this
is such a great hang and.

Speaker 3 (02:34:13):
This but this is also the first podcast of all
the podcasts we've, done whether you're doing Two bears and
at the Super bowl with you And tom or the
first time you were on where this is like the
most casual of a CONVERSATION i think the three of
us have.

Speaker 1 (02:34:25):
Had.

Speaker 3 (02:34:25):
Yeah, yeah very, nice it's very.

Speaker 1 (02:34:27):
ORGANIC i appreciate. That thank. YOU i think what were
we just talking? About giving giving? Back i'm gonna tell
you what fucking drives me. NUTS i know. This you're
gonna be honest for. Second so, like, okay there's an.
Organization i'm NOT i a man LIKE i, Know i'm
not going to talk about giving but, like, OKAY i

(02:34:51):
give a fucking cuntload of money to this. Organization that's
WHAT i was, thinking the same. Thing, no it's for
it's for trans drag queens to read books to kids
In florida. Anyway is that a real? Thing if it is.

(02:35:11):
Reel it's.

Speaker 7 (02:35:12):
Wild they have drag queens reading books to fucking kindergarteners
that can't be fucking. Real it's like frogs are gay
kind of. Thing it's, like shut the fuck up mine as.
Well how great do you think it would be if
you and your boys you're like first graders and you're
just learning how to make fun of gay, people and then.

Speaker 1 (02:35:29):
All of a sudden you're, like shut the funk. Off
imagine if you had, okay, anyway.

Speaker 3 (02:35:36):
A couple of those drag queens pull it, off, Though,
dude drag queens are.

Speaker 1 (02:35:39):
Awesome i'm.

Speaker 3 (02:35:39):
Saying they pull it off like you look at you
like she's kind of and then they pulled the wake
off like oh my, god no, idea.

Speaker 1 (02:35:45):
Dude, yeah pull.

Speaker 4 (02:35:47):
Up you don't know what to believe.

Speaker 1 (02:35:48):
It chriser drag queen, like, bro come, on, DUDE i
mean that's.

Speaker 4 (02:35:56):
Him you get caught slipping hard.

Speaker 3 (02:36:01):
COURT i would thank god we're all married, now because
there's there's different kind of bullets flying out there that
WOULD i, Know i'd get GOT i.

Speaker 1 (02:36:10):
COULDN'T i WOULDN'T i.

Speaker 3 (02:36:11):
Know will's, asked who get got no question about? It
little morning boy out there.

Speaker 1 (02:36:16):
Nothing. NOW i follow a trans woman who's in a
trans woman, right, yeah trans woman who's In nashville right, Now,
bro she is so FUCKING i think we.

Speaker 3 (02:36:31):
MIGHT i don't know how many trans women are in
the Greater nashville. Area but my second year in the,
LEAGUE i had a buddy who was a high school
friend of, mine and we were out at the bars
and he was kissing.

Speaker 1 (02:36:43):
Hang on to those girls or. Boys you tell you
what's going. On that's, girls that's. Girls i'll tell you right,
now all, right, Ready i'm gonna put my dick on.
It there's are. Girls i'd put my dick in those.
Mouths there's a. Girls shut the fuck.

Speaker 3 (02:36:57):
Up technically, girls, RIGHT i.

Speaker 1 (02:36:59):
Mean the next Morning i'd have to go technically. Girls
the next Morning i'd be, like don't, worry, bird who
was a? Girl, technically but there was at those are
those were come, on, man this is not. Fair, yeah,
sure get out of. Here.

Speaker 3 (02:37:16):
Yeah BUT i HAD i had a. BUDDY i had
a buddy who we were at the bar and he
was making out with a girl and a guy pulled me.
Aside he's, like you got to tell your, friend that
is not a. Girl that's not a, girl that's a
that's a that's a.

Speaker 1 (02:37:26):
Guy, okay, Okay so what if, okay what if they,
said what If trump gets elected and he's, like all,
right new. Rules, okay you can legally and, no no
one can get. Upset you can cheat on your girl
if it's with a trans. Woman, okay, okay what's the
question for? It would you? No just? Kiss just, no, no,

(02:37:50):
no you're allowed to and your wife can't say anything about.
It she, goes, no, no, no, no that's the. Law
he made it the. Law they're.

Speaker 3 (02:37:55):
Trans so you want my wife to all of a
sudden just take take all the laws into, effect be, like,
GOOD i agree with. Them all is gonna, say, yeah you're. Right,
Okay trump said that's gonna because they look like. Girls
that's a that's a that's? Sure is that? Sure get this,
LISTEN i had two daughters at home and first you're.

Speaker 1 (02:38:19):
NOT i still see it on the.

Speaker 3 (02:38:20):
Screen hold, on you want Your.

Speaker 1 (02:38:25):
We don't want to attack dollars going towards six changes in, prisons.

Speaker 3 (02:38:29):
Dude, okay we'll get to that a. Second quick, answer.
Blanket it's like one Of mitch's twisted. Questions, no, well
do you.

Speaker 1 (02:38:37):
Want to answer the.

Speaker 4 (02:38:37):
Question absolutely.

Speaker 3 (02:38:39):
Not, okay, done. Dude we were watching the law though
for WHO i just, said, no.

Speaker 1 (02:38:46):
No, no we, could but we could just and just
make up the trans they're so. Hot but the woman
better than my, wife and she was christ and a.

Speaker 3 (02:38:54):
Woman, listen, LISTEN i fully can agree with you that
there are some trans women out there that make you,
go damn for, real that's.

Speaker 4 (02:39:01):
CRAZY i would support you LIKE i support your. Alcoholism, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:39:06):
It's not, real it's. OUT i don't believe IN. COVID
i don't believe In by the, Way i've GOT covid.

Speaker 3 (02:39:11):
Eight, times you tell me you're From florida without telling
me you're From. Florida all the things that come out
Of bird's fucking mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:39:15):
Today get.

Speaker 3 (02:39:16):
This trump's elected the third, time by the, way Congratulate.
Trump point and then all, right.

Speaker 1 (02:39:22):
Let's now let's pull up trans. Dudes can they do
dude as well as those dudes can do?

Speaker 3 (02:39:26):
One, well we do have to go down because we
to be.

Speaker 1 (02:39:29):
Fair answer not at, all because sports it's so much
easier to be a. Woman that's not, no that's a.

Speaker 3 (02:39:35):
Dude that's a.

Speaker 1 (02:39:36):
Girl that was a.

Speaker 3 (02:39:36):
Dude that's a trans.

Speaker 4 (02:39:37):
Dude we gotta get out of.

Speaker 1 (02:39:39):
This we've got.

Speaker 4 (02:39:40):
It we've got to draw the line. Somewhere this like
the gofund me for your.

Speaker 3 (02:39:43):
Dog, yeah we gotta, go. Dude so we were driving
back from.

Speaker 4 (02:39:47):
Time, out but he had the story about giving money
to an, organization and that's when we got off the.

Speaker 1 (02:39:51):
Track as soon as you said, THAT i, REMEMBERED i
got out of. It that's not that was a born
a black.

Speaker 3 (02:39:56):
Woman, no she was white.

Speaker 1 (02:39:58):
Too, hey, SURE i don't want to say it. Again,
hey hold on for, real for, real for, real and, hey.

Speaker 3 (02:40:06):
We are muddying some waters out. Here and, literally this
is like two weeks after The trump. Thing, people they're
exactly who we thought they. Were we don't want we
don't fucking need this right.

Speaker 4 (02:40:18):
Now we've got storytelling. Coming and then you just pull
up another, one.

Speaker 1 (02:40:21):
Dude that's why they're hard not.

Speaker 3 (02:40:23):
TO i mean That sherman's job is on the line
for the rest of this episode if you pull up
another transperson on this, Podcast no, disrespect we. Respect everybody
wants to be whoever they want to.

Speaker 1 (02:40:32):
Be but just right, now can you can you identify As?
Asian if you can identify as a, woman you should
be able to identify Hiss, asian, Right.

Speaker 3 (02:40:41):
Yeah i'm.

Speaker 4 (02:40:41):
SURE i forget what my twenty three and meters.

Speaker 1 (02:40:43):
WAS i Think african is, everybody, right the best JOKE
i ever heard about. That SO i don't know who
the guy, is AND i JUST i know he's an older,
dude and he was a. GENIUS i think he's a,
genius like autistic. Genius he, Said i'm un percent Uh
Ashkenazi jew and one percent Sub Saharian african and he

(02:41:07):
goes And i'll just tell, YOU i don't think it
was a. Date.

Speaker 4 (02:41:12):
Dude rogan has a good one too with the twenty
three and, Me like he brought up the whole the
montage or him saying THE n word and when he
got canceled everything else and he wrapped.

Speaker 1 (02:41:20):
It into a twenty three and. Me he was.

Speaker 4 (02:41:22):
Hilarious it was when we were In vegas watching we
were Watching shane his stand up And rogan came out
to surprise.

Speaker 1 (02:41:28):
Her, boy we got to meet. Him that was fucking.
That you guys haven't Done rogan. Yet, Dog come, on
we haven't Been hang. On if there's any if there's one,
takeaway if there's one takeaway that everyone on every fan
of this podcast should just start just getting the comments
when you gonna have boys on.

Speaker 4 (02:41:46):
Something but we also hear if you press like that
makes it for your.

Speaker 1 (02:41:49):
Removed we've been some bad. Ones i've heard some bad.

Speaker 3 (02:41:52):
Ones we've been told there's a like like like we're cool,
rules we met. You we met him before we did
the gambling. Thing he's told that story ten times on his.
Show we feel like every time he talks about he
mispronounces my name and talks about gambling With Dana. WHITE
i have all my friends From. Kate they send me

(02:42:13):
the video like listen foot we are toe in the.

Speaker 4 (02:42:16):
Door if we were to be, asked we would come.

Speaker 3 (02:42:20):
On if we were to be, asked we would check
our schedule and then come.

Speaker 1 (02:42:23):
On come. On that's going to be the. Episode you're
right about that, There and AS i said, that everyone
to get in the. Comments don't get in the. Comments
we did an EPISODE i think it stayed in the
show where me And ari talked To joe about how
we got people on his show because we always Were

(02:42:44):
we always work behind the scenes to get people on
and it would. Work oh, Yeah shane, gillis, yeah. Shame
when we. TALKED i think we talked about.

Speaker 4 (02:42:54):
It.

Speaker 1 (02:42:54):
Man know for a. FACT theo was one WHERE i was,
like Because stile wanted to get, on AND i was,
LIKE i was, like it doesn't work that, way like
LIKE i, CAN'T i can't IF i push It, Joe
joe won't like it right, right he'll say yes because
he'll go, yeah of. Course but LIKE i tried to
do it With Warren, Sapp warren wanted to do it
a long time, ago long time, ago AND i was, like, yo,

(02:43:16):
Hey Warren sapp wants to get on your is it
fat tom or? Fat? Shame holy?

Speaker 3 (02:43:23):
Shit that angle the old the old couch was really, hard.

Speaker 1 (02:43:27):
Literally, hard SO i. Said and SO i, Was joe's,
Like i'll Have warren sappo.

Speaker 3 (02:43:32):
On he.

Speaker 1 (02:43:32):
GOES i just don't know. HIM i don't know anything about,
him so like you have to come on with. Him
AND i was, like oh That i'm Not i'm not
a Great i'm not a great go. Between and SO
i remember saying with, YOU i was, like, dude when
he sees, you he'll want you. On and that's when
you want to be, on is when he's excited about
you and uh And. Gillis gillis was like One ari

(02:43:54):
AND i would we would Send Gillian keeves videos to
our group, thread like, dude have you seen? This and
then like all you're waiting for Is joe to, Reply
and Then i'd be like, no and THEN rii would
text me send it, again and THEN i said it
again and this is fucking, awesome, Dude Shane gillis is fucking.
Hysterical and and Then joe be like who is this.
Guy i'm, like, oh he's the guy that got fire

(02:44:15):
FROM snl for, that and he's, Like joe's, like that's fucking.
BULLSHIT i, mean it's it's it was like we talked
about it on an episode AND i can't remember if
we shared all of, it but, uh, yeah it's we
did it With Nate, Bargatzi we've done it with a
bunch of. People no. Shit, yeah because Because joe's you,
know so many people come At. Joe of course that's the.

Speaker 4 (02:44:33):
One like everyone's begging for him to sit down with
the presidential candidates For kamalain and, Yeah, trump it sounds
like they're gonna. Happen the trumpet sounds like it's gonna.

Speaker 1 (02:44:40):
Happen, YEAH i just.

Speaker 3 (02:44:41):
DON'T i don't know how it's gonna work.

Speaker 1 (02:44:42):
Out but, yeah it's to your. Point, YEAH i Mean
i've started On i've sat in the room with people
who were, like who are, Like, joe hey, man if
you ever need a guest for your, Podcast AND i, go,
wow you just got yourself never on the. Show, yeah
you know It's joe's REALLY i think he'd be cool
with me saying. This he's very comfortable. Confrontation comfortable with.

Speaker 3 (02:45:01):
Confrontation oh.

Speaker 4 (02:45:02):
MAN i mean there's receipts out, there even old videos
Like Fear, factor like.

Speaker 1 (02:45:08):
And so like people that, think you, know, hey what's the?
Saying they say it never hurts to try? It does? It?
Does it totally does literally completely.

Speaker 3 (02:45:18):
Does so when we when we Met, Joe shane was, like,
Hey joe's gonna come. In do not talk about the.
Podcast do not bring up anything about the. Podcast is a.

Speaker 1 (02:45:30):
Little crazy that like we have a. Way it's like
it's like it's like if they brought a chimp in
and they were, like hey, man don't look him right
in the, eyes bite off your, fingers will bite your,
nose don't look him in the. Eyes but it's. Right
it's he don't talk about the, podcast just be a regular,
person hang with. Him joe just wants. To joe just
doesn't want to feel like he's being. Leveraged that's.

Speaker 3 (02:45:53):
It, YEAH i MEAN i feel like everybody wants to
feel that way if you are a person of celebrity
status in any shape or.

Speaker 4 (02:45:59):
Form, DUDE i just want to hang.

Speaker 1 (02:46:00):
Out i'm always shocked at like people who hit Up
joe for tickets TO. Ufc LIKE i one, time one
TIME i was AT i was Doing Madison Square. GARDEN
ufc was In Madison Square. GARDEN i was doing the.
Theater joe isn't doing the the the what you ll call.
It AND i that MORNING i texted. HIM i, said,
dude are you AT? Ufc and he said, yes do

(02:46:20):
you need? Tickets AND i said that would be? Great
and IMMEDIATELY i regretted it AND i was, like, Man
i've never asked anything from that, guy Like i've never
said and he is so goddamn. Generous he sent me
a tribemone one, time he sent me. Grills he sent
me stuff that you he sees you talking about, it
he just, goes, hey, MAN i got you AND i regretted,
immediately AND i immediately, Said, hey, MAN i don't need the.
TICKETS i will buy. TICKETS i want to. Go i'm

(02:46:42):
gonna buy my own. Tickets But i'm always shocked at
like people who are completely. COMFORTABLE i, Like, joe can
you hook me up FOR? Ufc i'm, like why wouldn't
you just be his? Friend? Right, like just be his?
Friend you get your own fucking.

Speaker 3 (02:46:55):
Tickets let me ask you this, though if you If
joe was Not Joe rogan like the stature he, is
and he was just a regular friend and you guys
were in college and they had the ability to get
tickets to, something would you not ask that person for? Tickets?

Speaker 1 (02:47:10):
NO i still. Won't, Really YEAH i. Don't But i'm
weird About i'm weird about owing stuff to.

Speaker 3 (02:47:15):
People, yeah But i'm trying to put myself in a
situation like like IF i was in whatever the podcast
with the process no longer, exists bust on with the.
Boys i'm In. Lincoln they're playing, somebody AND i would
not feel uncomfortable at all about Texting will and be, Like, yo,
Hey i'm here in, Town LIKE i know they're playing to.
Night do you have anybody hook me up with some.

Speaker 1 (02:47:35):
Tickets, OH i can't do. That, so Like i'm going
to parents weekend and it'd be a no. Brainer i'm
going To paris no matter.

Speaker 3 (02:47:41):
What BUT i do understand the discomfort of asking some
of the tickets.

Speaker 1 (02:47:46):
The second because the second here's and this is gonna
sound very. Broken the SECOND i ask you for, SOMETHING
i owe you. SOMETHING i don't want to owe anyone.
ANYTHING i feel like that only.

Speaker 3 (02:47:56):
GOES i feel like that's like there's like levels tiers of.
Friendship and like you enjoy our great, Friends, Will will.

Speaker 1 (02:48:02):
AND i are great. Friends i'm, Gonna i'm, Gonna i'm,
Gonna i'm gonna trump your celebrity for two seconds and
tell you this is this is the your. Future hey,
man we'd love you to go to the uh fucking
what's the minor league team? Here it's a great. Team.
Sounds we love to go to The. Sounds, OH i love. That,
hey can we take care of you and your? Family absolutely? Cool,
hey when you get, there we're gonna bring you down the.

(02:48:22):
Field we want you to do some. Pictures you're, like all, right,
great and then and then on the seventh, inning we're
gonna have you stand. Up you're gonna sing for the whole.
Group is that? COOL i need some pictures with. You
can we get your wife out of? Them? Though the
second you give them, anything you owe. Them it's a work.
Day Everything i've ever done Where i've gotten like a.
PRIVILEGE i can't get into two great. DETAILS i don't
want to sound like an ungrateful, asshole but like Hey,

(02:48:44):
bert we'd love to have you. This all of a,
Sudden i'm being walked around like a fucking show pony
for the entire. Time and it's a work. Event and
IF i want to go TO, ufc IF i want
to go to The, bucks IF i want to go to,
SOMETHING i want to. GO i don't want to have to.
WORK i want to be able to party and not be.
Responsible i'll give you a perfect, example a perfect. EXAMPLE
i feel like you. Can you can paint those boundaries
before you go to.

Speaker 3 (02:49:03):
It, well and you're also talking about a company versus a.

Speaker 1 (02:49:07):
Friendship i'll tell you a great. EXAMPLE i went TO
i liked every. YEAR i like to get a box
at The rams game for all my friends and family
and bring them all to the One rams. Game we did.
It last Year Thursday Night. Football it's. ME i paid
for the. BOX i paid for the, BOX i brought
everyone AND i got a party bus. Everyone my parents are,
there my kids are, there all our friends and. Family
so it's. Awesome THAT'S i, think that's. It that's actually.

Speaker 3 (02:49:29):
It it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (02:49:30):
Time And Uh Andrew whitworth comes back and he's, like,
hey can you come on the show at the, end
AND i was like. UGH i was like yes Because
i'm a big fan Of Andrew, whitworth so you, know
we were rams. Family he's the, man and he's the fucking,
man and it's Fucking fitzpatrick and they want me to
just rip my show off the fuck, around AND i, go, yes,

(02:49:51):
ABSOLUTELY i want. To, however it MEANS i gotta stop
drinking BECAUSE i don't want to GET i don't want
to go drunk ON, tv you. Know so if everything
turns into a, Work i'm so GRATEFUL i did. IT
i had so much fun AND i didn't technically stop.
Drinking it was so. Awesome it was such a great.
Experience but like WHEN i go to, SOMETHING i want
to just go AND i don't want to deal with.
ANYONE i don't want to deal with like the hey

(02:50:12):
can we get you to go up and do? That
and you're, like, uh like every baseball game we go.
To we went to The dodgers opening Ceremony Opening day
and they were, like, yeah we can get you, tickets
and my daughters were, like don't pay for, them so
we don't have to. Work because if you get the
tickets for, free you're gonna go, Down you're gonna say
hi to. Everyone they're gonna just you're. Theirs they own
you for the. Day SO i don't want.

Speaker 4 (02:50:33):
To, yeah it's like if we had that same if
if you were, like, hey, come If i'm In, lincoln
Like i'm trying to go to A husker, game could
you hook it? Up AND i would say, absolutely as Fucking,
LILY i want you to see A husker, ATMOSPHERE i
WOULD i would text get the hookup, going AND i
would tell. THEM i would, say he just wants to
go and see and watch the. GAME i can not

(02:50:54):
ask him to do anything LIKE i would almost do
that for. You SO i do feel, like there's NO.

Speaker 3 (02:50:58):
I don't think you would say that without this conversation taking.

Speaker 4 (02:51:01):
Place if he told me he didn't want to do,
anything no extra with. IT i would absolutely, say.

Speaker 3 (02:51:06):
But the blanket the person basic text that's, like hey,
MAN i would love to go to watch A nebraska football.
Game you would just take, that send it to whoever
and be, like, Hey Burt Burke kreischer was looking for
a couple of, tickets you, guys mind hooking him. Up
that's without any context of this conversation him.

Speaker 1 (02:51:22):
Want to do. It the person that got you the
tickets that you had to go, through they did, Something
they're going to want. Something i've been to too many
of these things where they, go, well you think it's
all for, free and then all of a sudden you're
working the entire. Day so that's why.

Speaker 4 (02:51:35):
It's different with everybody go to A titans game and say, like,
hey you know so and, so we don't want to DO,
X y AND, z like we just want To.

Speaker 3 (02:51:44):
That's a perfect. EXAMPLE i took my uh it was
A packers. GAME i took my kids and my. Wife
not that was this, year to my kids and my
wife AND i Texted Nate, baine the social media, guy
AND i was, Like, hey want to take my kids
do a? Game my daughter's been talking about. It would
love to go and he's, like, oh, yeah no. PROBLEM i, said,
hey one more. THING i don't want to be on
the big. SCREEN i don't want to chug the. BEER
i don't want to do any of. THAT i just

(02:52:05):
want to watch the. Game and he's, like no. Problem
went watched the.

Speaker 1 (02:52:08):
Game left. Dude last YEAR i did the beer chrug last.
Year i'm talking about this. Season the big screen gives
me so much. Anxiety LIKE i went to The nicks
and then The, rangers like the first EXPERIENCE i have
where they gave you tickets And i'm, like, yeah they're
gonna put you on the big. SCREEN i thought it
was a gift that you get to be on the big.
Screen it, Is but WHAT i didn't realize is that

(02:52:28):
the whole fucking, Game i'm, nervous going, like when are
they coming to? Me when are they coming to? ME
i HOPE i can do? It well SHOULD i would
take my hat off and didn't take the shirt, off
and the night and then and then then we went
to The. Rangers they're, like, yo kill a, beer but
you can't take your shirt. Off AND i was, like
like The yankees, Game god damn, IT i was fucking.

Speaker 3 (02:52:45):
Fat that's you on the.

Speaker 1 (02:52:46):
Left, wow, bro you look so.

Speaker 3 (02:52:48):
Different you don't look like the same human. Being.

Speaker 1 (02:52:52):
Holy CAN i tell you what's crazy about that picture
IS i had gotten wardrobe for The Today show and
on the. FLIGHT i put it on the next day
and it didn't. FIT i gained weight on the. Flight
god damn.

Speaker 3 (02:53:07):
IT i was past.

Speaker 1 (02:53:12):
Like. That right, Now i'm the best shape of my. Life,
pete you look the, same. Consistent, yeah but but you
said The yankees. Game yankees, game they, go, hey we
got great teach for. You everything's, free and you're, like oh,
cool and they're, like real, quick can you come back
and do?

Speaker 4 (02:53:27):
That and you're, like but you didn't when you agreed
to the. Ticket you didn't set the, set paint the
EXPERT i. GOT i, LIKE i do feel what you're,
Saying BUT i do also at the in the same,
breath feel like you can go and do these things
by being like up front at the very. Beginning, yeah
but there is so at a layer to. It.

Speaker 1 (02:53:46):
ASKING i would never ask show for. ANYTHING i would,
NEVER i will never as long as he he offered
his friendship one night about he, said he, goes he,
GOES i want to be your. Friend i'm trying to
be your. Friend and at that MOMENT i REALIZED i
can't ever ask this man of anything other than just
friendship and just. ADVICE i talked to him the only

(02:54:07):
REASON i ever call him bullshit about, comedy bullshit about like,
gossip or just ask his advice about. LIFE i, mean
he's giving me the best.

Speaker 3 (02:54:15):
Advice and he said to, You i'm trying to be your.
Friend YEAH i Think I'm, yeah, YEAH i definitely.

Speaker 1 (02:54:20):
Heard you only have like five. STORIES i tell him
all over. Again the.

Speaker 3 (02:54:25):
Discomfort of asking what you've always said you don't, do
but like asking someone you're kind of friends, with you,
know well you would consider a friend for something is
much more difficult to me than asking someone who you
consider a very like a great. Friend So Riley, green
Love Riley, green awesome. Guy WOULD i say that we're best? Friends,

(02:54:45):
no BUT i would consider us friends enough for me
to text and call him and feel comfortable doing both
of those. Things my head football coach at my senior
or of high school he is now AS, u And
Riley green was playing a. Concert my head football coach
texts me is, like can you Please he's Asked Riley
green for tickets OR i want to meet him blah
blah blah. BLAH i love that, coach but that was

(02:55:06):
a so uncomfortable sending that text a rally to where
it was, like instead of just asking for, it it
was this long of a text being LIKE i know,
this you could tell me to fuck. OFF i am
so sorry blah. Blah hits me, back no, problems like,
absolutely but those are those situations to me Where i'm.

Speaker 1 (02:55:22):
Like, amazing you said that very.

Speaker 4 (02:55:23):
Uncomfortable is the same way with the h school buddy
In Saint. Louis BUT i knew you Know Jelly roll
and he was.

Speaker 3 (02:55:29):
Heah but the guys Like Jelly, roll you THINK i.
WOULD i think to, myself Like jelly is so nice
and so kind and loves. Everybody there's a feeling of,
LIKE i don't want to take advantage of this.

Speaker 1 (02:55:40):
GUY i know he's going to do. It, Oh i've
Asked jelly to bring people backstage for his. Shows i've done,
that but you're. There. No, NO a great, Comedian Steve
travigno hit me up and he's, like, Dude jelly's in,
town my son's biggest. Fan can you get me? BACKSTAGE
i went absolutely AND i don't THINK i reached out
To steve's, amazing AND i don't THINK i reached out To.

(02:56:01):
Jelly BUT i have my team reach out and they're, like,
Yo jelly's. Sick he's not doing meet and. Greets AND
i was, like, OH i felt. BAD i was, like, sorry, buddy, yeah,
YEAH i told you we were. Friends we're not really that.
CLOSE i guess, no BUT i. WOULD i. WOULD I
the crazy thing, IS i want you to ask me
to come backstage LIKE i want you to If i'm
in your. TOWN i want you to leverage your friendship

(02:56:24):
to get your friends. BACKSTAGE i love. THAT i love
when people come. Backstage our backstage In tampa was so fucking.
THICK i, mean you, KNOW i grew up In, tampa
but The tampa was, like first and, foremost it's it's
It's Derek brooks is like runs out of. Town Derek
brooks is. Man it's the only time my dad's ever
been legit outwardly proud of. Me Is Derek brooks comes.

(02:56:47):
Backstage i'm just did Homily. Emily it's the nineteen thousand,
People it's fucking. Crazy it's the, big one of the
biggest Shows i've ever. Done Derek brooks comes backstage with
me and he's talking to me and my dad and
he says to my, dad can you believe his? Career
and my dad goes to me in front of, him

(02:57:09):
this Is derek Fucking, brooks AND i went, Yeah and
my dad, goes, buddy does he know who you? Are
AND i, went, Yeah, dad it's all And derek brook,
GOES i absolutely know who he. Is And Derek brooks,
SAYS i was at his first show. Ever and my dad,
goes what he's, LIKE i saw his first stand up show.
Ever my, Buddy Miles moseley took him to see my

(02:57:29):
first stand up show. Ever and he, goes and Now
i'll see him. Today he, goes can you believe the
career your son's? Had and my dad's like he can't keep.
Going Derek brooks knows who you? Are go, yeah AND i.
Know but that fucking backstage At, Tampa Derek, Brooks Wade,
Bogs Mike, alstott every KID i ever grew up. WITH
i mean maybe maybe four hundred people, backstage AND i

(02:57:51):
want that my. SHOWS i want everyone, backstage. Dude nashville
was like a crazy, backstage but so like AS i say,
THIS i, go please leverage me BECAUSE i want you
to ask for the. FAVORITES i don't mind. IT i don't.

Speaker 4 (02:58:04):
MIND i was gonna, say, LIKE i feel LIKE i
have a good enough relationship with you to where IF
i had a really good bit of SOMEBODY i cared
about THAT i wanted to go to the show And
i'm just happening to not be in, TOWN i would
almost expect you to tell me if you don't want
that to, happen BECAUSE i would call and be, like,
hey so and so wants to come to your. Show
you can absolutely tell me to fuck. OFF i promise.

Speaker 1 (02:58:21):
You it's no big deal to. Me he's asked. ME
i want.

Speaker 4 (02:58:23):
TO i don't want to say, HEY i tried asking,
him or IF i felt, like, hey, bro you KNOW
i DON'T i don't do those. THINGS i don't ask
for those. Favors BUT i would feel LIKE i have
a relationship and not with, you to where if you
didn't want to, HAPPEN i would just expect you to
tell me BECAUSE i feel like we.

Speaker 1 (02:58:36):
Would have that.

Speaker 4 (02:58:36):
Relation, no, no, Hey, taylor you're about to do stand
up here, like, HEY i promise, you, bro if it's
too big of a show and shit's going.

Speaker 1 (02:58:42):
On just tell, Me, okay that's, interesting that's.

Speaker 4 (02:58:44):
Interesting i'll know what to tell him and be, like,
listen he's got way too much going.

Speaker 1 (02:58:48):
On but it's. Interesting you say that BECAUSE i. WOULD
i would if you said to, me if anyone said to,
me CAN i get backstage you Meet, SHANE i, go,
Yeah i'm a Text. Shane i'm a problem with, that
Right tommy Sure, REGAN i said, no See, shane, right,
yeah So, shane because there's, YEAH i FEEL i. DO
i do understand that With.

Speaker 3 (02:59:06):
SHANE i did the same thing with Some michigan offens.
LINE i know he loves off it's a, lineman those such.
THINGS i gave the Same, hey you can tell me
the funk off and he's, like, yes facetimes me with the,
boys and he's, like we went out till three in the. Morning, Yeah,
shane you don't feel uncomfortable With.

Speaker 1 (02:59:23):
Let's just be. Clear he also has a. Type offensive
linemen are His, YES i remember The Notre dame offensive
line wanted to come to our, show And shane had
all their phone numbers and he's, Like i've got everyone
taking care Of he had pictures of him doing this

(02:59:43):
ship with, Them, yes he. Was he and then he
was like introducing my daughter and her friend to all
they meet these. Guys these guys are like the fucking.
Best this guy's the man right. Here let me tell
you where we went to high. School he was, like
he loves those, guys.

Speaker 3 (02:59:55):
Dude he loves the big.

Speaker 1 (02:59:56):
Boys, yeah he does love the big.

Speaker 4 (02:59:59):
Boys when he was, uh he was doing In indianapolis
and he Wonted, quentin does he?

Speaker 1 (03:00:06):
Quick? Good spawn know Who caleb?

Speaker 3 (03:00:09):
IS i think they. Did they actually they didn't know each.

Speaker 1 (03:00:12):
Other they. DID I i think So kel got fucking interesting.
Energy i'm telling, you, Man i'm being very, real AND
i Love. CALEB i absolutely did not want to do
his Podcast The Sunday. Conversation did not want to be
you had the clip that talking About jake BECAUSE i was,
LIKE i was, Like i'm not. Good i'm not good

(03:00:33):
in these, things LIKE i don't know how. TO i,
KNOW i never know how. TO i can do this
like we're just talking, right but like those kind of
things that make me. Nervous and so he was down
in In Fort lauderdale and we were supposed to do,
it AND i was so. UNCOMFORTABLE i didn't know what to,
do and he's got like a weird humoric genius. Stuff
but then you sit with, them really with, them and
he's he's so, normal like he really, is but his

(03:00:57):
energy is like you, know he's got like he's got
like big dick. Energy like he's very funny without trying
to be. Funny, yeah he really. Isn't LIKE i watched
him on here with you guys hysterical and he's not.
Trying he's not, trying he's just being. Him, YEAH i
THINK i Think caleb's fucking. FASCINATING i, mean out of
the two, obviously you, KNOW i Gravitated Glenny. Ball that's my.

(03:01:18):
Energy Glenny balls at the beer was fucking. Hysterical he
killed three beers out of that. Boot and he goes
And i'm watching him over by the, grass like what's going?
On he, Goes, oh. Sampic he is something.

Speaker 3 (03:01:34):
Special but, yeah some guys are just different where they
just have a mind for. It where you meet, him you're,
like that's it's impressive to be around. Him caleb is
one of those. Guys hilb's fucking.

Speaker 1 (03:01:44):
Fascinating. Man like his interview, here he was so. Funny
he was talking about a guy he doesn't talk to.
ANYMORE i can't remember. Who it, was a guy from,
barstool a guy that fired from barstool or. Whatever stephen J,
yeah and he was like.

Speaker 4 (03:01:56):
It was when he probably listened to the clip recently
when he was on the yat talking about, it where
he's talking about the energy being suped out of.

Speaker 1 (03:02:02):
Him fucking hold, on let's break Down barstool for a.
Second it's fucking. Fascinating this company is fucking. Fascinating it
really is when you look at, it so many different
personalities led by one bizarrely fascinating man who honestly should

(03:02:23):
not be. Successful He Dave portnoy should not be. Successful
he is just he is, that he's he's he is
the guy fucking pounding his head against the, system going fuck,
them fuck. Them he's the guy like he just he's
doing everything that you're not supposed to do and it's.
Winning like it's FUCKING i Find Dave portnoder to be fucking.

(03:02:46):
Fascinating he makes trophies for, People he has vendettas Against Champagne.
Botle it's incredibly' not supposed to say that out. Loud.
Right he says it out, loud AND i root for,
him Like I'm i'm a man of the. People i'll
tell you is a. Man there's very few people that
have recognized me that WHERE i got starstruck when they recognized.
Me Dave PORTNALD i Did Big cats podcast IN la

(03:03:09):
when the something was In. LA i don't forget what
was IN, La AND i was walking down And portland
was having lunch by himself at the hotel and he was, Like,
burt what's? Up AND i went shut the fuck, Up,
LIKE i find that guy. Fascinating he is a Fascinating
he says exactly what he wants to. Say and, now,
look we all do, that BUT i kinda LIKE i,
do kind of, likegenically, yeah, yeah, YEAH i.

Speaker 3 (03:03:31):
Know you, mean he's like the intrusive thoughts you, have
like the good wolf and the bad, wolf the story
like which one are you gonna? Feed? Yeah he is
essentially everyone's inner bad wolf that is just saying what
they want, dude and people being, like, Yeah i've thought
that before. TOO i got to get behind this guy
and going against the.

Speaker 1 (03:03:48):
Man IF i could go back in, Time i'd invest
all my money in BARSTOOL i don't Think barstools where
it's going to. BE i really, THINK i really sincerely
Think barstool is gonna be something that's gonna. Be SO
i invest money right now In. Barstool there's the way this,
Is the energy this has is so fascinating to me
because it's not, like you, know we implode when we

(03:04:10):
try to team, up you, know like when we when
we when everyone like egos get involved with comics and
it's and it's not.

Speaker 4 (03:04:17):
Healthy Man like For, barstool it's, like have a camera
on that we're breaking down the, implosion, right, Yes.

Speaker 3 (03:04:25):
It's like instead of like cushing, up, like, hey we
had an issue Between Burton will this, Weekend let's just
make sure we're sends to people's. Feelings they're, like, oh
there's conflict going, on make sure that's, filmed. DUDE i
find then everyone picks, sides but the duke it.

Speaker 1 (03:04:37):
Out but in a weird, way everyone picks sides, back
And i've picked sides on Watching barstool feuds and then
also not cared LIKE I i the only THING i
EVER i got really drunk one night and watched the
documentary On Pete, rose AND i started TO i THINK
i might have texted. You guys have started dming everyone
about like we need to get on we need to
Get Pete rose in The hall Of. Fame the only
person that was a passionate about that Was Big. Ca

(03:05:00):
he's the only one that. Replied he was, Like i'm
fucking he definitely deserves to be in the. Day it's
it's it's such a unique uh. Thing there should be
a class taught about. It and why Doesn't why isn't That.

Speaker 4 (03:05:13):
The W w media like all the storylines that go,
on all the, feuds all the. Successes And Dave portnoy
has a beautiful left handed.

Speaker 1 (03:05:22):
Swing he does he? Legit, YEAH i think he's a
lot of left handed swings are. Beautiful, he's, like, legit
a good baseball. PLAYER i FUCKING i Find Dave portland.
FASCINATING i also find a fascinating that he got he
is so. Rich but he got rich by.

Speaker 4 (03:05:37):
Himself, yeah that's that's stuff on the.

Speaker 1 (03:05:40):
Newspapers and he did it by, Himself like he. Doesn't
he also doesn't have rich. Friends, NICE i have a
much better. Swing, Okay david's. Younger, there.

Speaker 3 (03:05:54):
What year is?

Speaker 7 (03:05:55):
This this?

Speaker 3 (03:05:56):
Is?

Speaker 1 (03:05:57):
This is that?

Speaker 3 (03:06:00):
Shoulder even the follow through.

Speaker 1 (03:06:03):
Looks the follow through is what makes a. Swing. Yeah
and by the, way he's also, skinny so like when you're,
skinny you can all swings a lot. Better, yeah when
you swing as a, FACT i pulled Up Burt chrisler
swing when you swing as a fat, guy your your fucking.
Rotations that wasn't.

Speaker 3 (03:06:16):
Beautiful, NO i, MEAN i don't. KNOW i still want that.
One but who's this?

Speaker 1 (03:06:20):
Pitch? YEAH i MADE i. MADE i made one mistake
in my career THAT i can, highlight and that was
not being a part of the barstool. FAMILY i was.
OFFERED i was offered, it AND i look. OFF i
was OFFERED a. KNOW i know that right, now there's
a couple of people, Going, bert let's just drop, this but,
uh look at this. Swing but it was Fat? Burt

(03:06:43):
when was this was two seventy, Five? Burt, no when
was the barstool offered a while?

Speaker 3 (03:06:49):
Ago it was it, was, uh just panics takes your shirt.

Speaker 1 (03:06:53):
Off, yeah it was a while. Ago but it was
like it was like the writing was on the wall that,
like what you guys are doing as cool as, fuck
AND i knew. IT i could tell, it AND i
was looking at like numbers of, podcasts and none of
the numbers were like. Skyrocketing BUT i was, like, dude
this is the. Future this is the. Future this is
what Really, this What barstool's doing is What rogan kind of,
started but he just never put a brand on. It

(03:07:14):
he just was, Like, yo well we'll keep our drama, internal,
Right bird's, Fat tom's making fun of. Him let's talk
about it on the. Podcast let's, hey everyone get their own.
Podcasts i'm gonna listen to your. Podcast i'll talk about your.
Podcast i'm gonna put you. Over it really is kind
of like The rogan mainframe of like what was called
Des squad at the time was all our podcasts and it,

(03:07:36):
was you, know loose fitting network of. Friends But barstool
just monetized it on a better like twisted. TEA i
look at. DUDE i remember going to the offices Of
barstool being, like, DUDE i would excel in this fucking,
Place like creativity just spills. EVERYWHERE i mean they'd walk you,
in you'd DO kfc, radio and then you'd go in

(03:07:57):
and you'd eat a bunch of different, foods and then
you walk into another room and do sit down and
talk about sports a big cat and then you walk
into another room and they'd go ask the internet. Questions
it was, like, dude this is what it's supposed to.
Be this is the fucking. Thing and then you look at,
like what's the the Hard? Seltzer Then leanne loves fucking high.
Noon these twisted teas are fucking, amazing you. Guys brand
partnerships are through the fucking next. Level you, KNOW I

(03:08:20):
i think that WAS i, Mean i'm god What i'm
dead TO i did? Dead you, know no, regrets but
BUT i think that would have BEEN i should have been.
Smart maybe after next year when you take a year,
off MAYBE i retire or a when you move To.

Speaker 3 (03:08:32):
Nashville there's definitely a piece of you when you're ready
to huh.

Speaker 4 (03:08:41):
Creativity looking At.

Speaker 3 (03:08:43):
South, okay So, frank.

Speaker 1 (03:08:48):
She wants a lot of. Land here's What i'm gonna.
Do i'm gonna leave us For i'm Gonna, OH i
already KNOW i got my. Life let me think. Drink
it feels so good when you have alcoholing.

Speaker 3 (03:08:58):
You, Oh, taylor how much space do we?

Speaker 1 (03:09:05):
Have?

Speaker 3 (03:09:07):
Okay we have we we have the hard cap at
thirty minutes of our memory cards are.

Speaker 1 (03:09:11):
Losing first Thing i'm gonna. Do we're gonna buy a
lot of. Land i'm gonna build a running track through the.
Woods i'm gonna build. It i'm Gonna i'm gonna dig
it out with like a digger and go through and
build a running track one and a half mile. Loop
that's number, One, okay all? Right number. Two no one
will be able to see or hear. ME i can
walk around naked. Everywhere we're gonna be on top of

(03:09:33):
the mountain overlooking a beautiful. Sunset there's going to be
a lake on this. Property my tour bus will be.
There that's why all. Sleep but we're gonna have a Barn.
Tomnium that's Where leand's gonna. LIVE i can't fucking. Wait
we're gonna Have LeAnn just fell in love with this assault.
Rifles we're gonna have a salt rifles out. There i'm
getting it For. Christmas. Animals, animals, Dude i'm taking animals

(03:09:53):
to the next. Level don't. Listen i'm buying endangered. Species
i'm Buying i'm gonna have. Lynks i'm gonna have a big.
Cat big cats are gonna roam my fucking. Property And
i'm gonna have a litter of Fucking Doggo. Argentinos pull
Up Dogo. Argentino, yeah the. Dog i'm gonna have a fucking,
literally let me. See pull Up Doggo. Argentino and then savannah.

(03:10:13):
Cats look at that fucking. Beast, Right i'm gonna have
all those ears. Cropped CAN i be honest with? You
whatever your, Choice i'll circumcise. Them then then and then
pull Up savannah. Cat pull up savannah. Cat look at
that a butterfly on his fucking. Nose, now, wait you

(03:10:34):
see these Cats i'm gonna have fucking running around my,
Property savannah. Cat these things are fucking, huge looks like
A they're fucking. Massive they're like seventy pounds little. Bobcats,
Yeah i'm gonna have a ton of. Those i'm a few.
Parrots i'm gonna have some. Caws i'm gonna really just
have a fucking wild. Thing, okay look at that. Thing

(03:10:57):
look at that. Thing look at that. Thing look at that.

Speaker 3 (03:10:59):
Thing get up there, again let me see.

Speaker 1 (03:11:01):
That oh, god get Up oh my. God, right they
know how to open, doors they know a lot. More
here's my. Question now here's my, Thing And i'm gonna
lean on you guys for this for, Real and we
did this when we moved to la when we moved
to the. VALLEY i want to make, Friends LIKE i
want to have regular. Friends, okay all, Right so like

(03:11:23):
And i'm gonna like BECAUSE i can't just move here
and then just be friends with you guys in Jelly
roll And earnest and like, celebrities you, Know LIKE i
want to have also regular, friends not both better than you,
guys but like like.

Speaker 4 (03:11:40):
Ok but, no but, no but people that are people
that are in, town not on the road all the,
Time LIKE.

Speaker 1 (03:11:45):
I want, To LIKE i wanna because we're gonna SP
i think we're spent half our year here and then
half our year in L. A AND i was, LIKE
i was, like, yeah but we moved. Here we're like
we we should like like hang out with people. Community,
yeah be a part of the. Community like here's my big.
THING i want to throw a party every, year like one.

Speaker 3 (03:12:02):
Party, okay let me tell you about national. Parties in
groups of, people people lay claims to, parties like, oh
so and so does The halloween. Party The rhett, family
they along With, taylor do The halloween party at their.
Farm we do the lawans we do The easter, party,

(03:12:22):
okay and so there's.

Speaker 1 (03:12:23):
Always talk out there's A halloween party coming alive this
year at our.

Speaker 3 (03:12:27):
House, yeah but that's, like that's actually a win. Brainchild
my oldest daughter Win. Rebelawan she Is, Christmas.

Speaker 1 (03:12:33):
Thanksgiving you gotta go, obscure pull up, holidays pull up obscure.

Speaker 3 (03:12:38):
Holiday Flag, Day President's day or Day Arbor?

Speaker 4 (03:12:41):
Day Just monday night? Football, dude have you been To?

Speaker 3 (03:12:44):
Orgon of course you've been Organ how amazing is the
trees and Organ are they fucking unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (03:12:51):
Or what their fucking next? Level? Yes do you? Know
do you? Know here's what's wrong with. Me i'm. Insufferable,
okay this is Why i'm. Insufferable all, right everything you,
Say i've done it times. Ten. Yeah do you know?

Speaker 3 (03:13:05):
WHAT i.

Speaker 1 (03:13:07):
Climbed to the top of The redwoods and hung out
for roughly two hours at the top of the red
woods like a tree a, tree you climbed up a.
TREE i jugged up a. Redwood jugging is when you
get the rope and you do. THIS i jugged to
the top of redwood and hung out for two. Hours you,
Smoke Uh, NO i was stone sober and. Terrified it
is wild how quiet it is and how the wind

(03:13:29):
talks to you and the trees move and you can
feel you can see the wind coming by the trees,
moving and then it hits. You it is. Surreal everything
you've ever talked about in anything in. LIFE i, mean that's.
Me it's top of The. Redwood we bungee jumped off. It,
god that is so, cool. DUDE I.

Speaker 3 (03:13:47):
U when we were In, eugene we went and walked
through SOBER i haven't smoked or, anything and YE jp And,
garrett we're kind of walking through a will is coming
to meet, us and we just find these trees and
it was, Like i'm like touching the trees and feeling
the texture of the. Trees someone felt like, foam someone felt,
Hard AND i was, like this is like the most
incredible Vegetation i've ever seen in my.

Speaker 1 (03:14:08):
Life one Day i'll do a podcast WHERE i tell
you all the Stuff i've done that you'd never. Believe
like slept in the world's largest cave In, vietnam six
hour hike in six hour hike. Out the cave's so
big The Empire State building could fit inside the. Cave
stayed in there for a. Night WHEN i was On Travel,
CHANNEL i did the craziest. Things someone said to me the,
day have you ever swam with?

Speaker 3 (03:14:27):
SHARKS i was talking to a.

Speaker 1 (03:14:28):
Surfer you've ever swam a? SHARKS i, Said i've swam
a great white sharks out of the. CAGE i sam
with great white sharks in the. Cage that's the. Cave
it's fucking. Insane it's really like, that you know WHAT i? Did?

Speaker 3 (03:14:38):
Yeah or is it like a, filter because that's always.

Speaker 1 (03:14:41):
Type In Burt kreisler in this. Cave Type Bert kreisler
In vietnam, cave and.

Speaker 3 (03:14:45):
You actually first first type in in this. Cave just
type in. THAT i want to see what comes.

Speaker 1 (03:14:50):
Up there's one, cave fair, enough but it's IT'S i.
Swam i've swam with sharks probably ten. Times i've. Swam
i've swim with whale, Sharks i've swam With have you
swim with? ORCAS i almost? Did do you? Remember so

(03:15:11):
they do that in our Buddy John mann's one of
my buddy best. Buddies he does that In norway every
year they go.

Speaker 4 (03:15:18):
Out yeah really, Yeah, norway that's where you do.

Speaker 3 (03:15:21):
It and you can actually swim with.

Speaker 1 (03:15:22):
Them, There you swim with, them and you go out
and they fucking.

Speaker 3 (03:15:25):
There is it true that no one has ever been?
Killed there's never been a requartered kill of a great
white shark outside of. Captivity, okay once, again we're going
into a brock crasure rabbit. Hole.

Speaker 1 (03:15:35):
OKAY i believe the second we released we stopped Having
SeaWorld with the great killer, whales they started retaliating against.
Us have you noticed that they're attacking boats like? Crazy,
now there was a whole thing about.

Speaker 3 (03:15:46):
That weren't you And jack talking about that? One, yeah
Big orca individuals here.

Speaker 1 (03:15:52):
Happened. Before i'm a big fan, Too i'm a big
Sea world. Fan but the second we didn't Have shimu.
Anymore that's me with great white sharks right. There it's
me in the. Cage you see the pictures to the.
Right that's my daughter's in the cage of G have
you ever seen my? Sharks, no the black like black
tip is? That that's me inside the. Cage that's a
great white Shark i've shown with. Those, yeah, yeah, Yeah.

(03:16:16):
No out In bora for the. Honeymoon nice, motorcycle you know?
What you, know it's so. CRAZY i was listening to
a podcast the other day about this is WHEN i
feel Like i'm spinning out of. CONTROL i was listening
a podcast about about sitting bowl right And Custards Last. Stand,
Okay Custards Last stand was IN uh.

Speaker 3 (03:16:34):
In, Dallas, nolue The Library San clementi.

Speaker 1 (03:16:39):
The revolver always in The. Dakotas it was In North.

Speaker 3 (03:16:41):
Dakota Gotcha sturges Near.

Speaker 1 (03:16:44):
Sturges it's Near. Surgeon it. IS i only know that
BECAUSE I i. WAS i re Enacted Custards Last stand
with those With. LAKOTAS i think It's LAKOTA'S uh at
the actual. Place we had hunted buffalo with The Crow.
Nation that evening we hunted. Buffalo one of the most beautiful.
Motorcycles are your motorcycle, GUY.

Speaker 3 (03:17:06):
I LIKE i enjoy moors That it was quite a.
Bit i'm not A harley, guy BUT i grew up
on dirt. Bikes freestyle motocross was my first love of my.

Speaker 1 (03:17:12):
Life we hunt buffalo at. Sunset we land a helicopter
on top of a. MOUNTAIN i get on my. Motorcycle
it's An indian. CHIEF i get My oh, no, no.
No it was a Victory judge AND i get on
the motorcycle AND i start riding through the hills Of, montana, gorgeous,
gorgeous and a pack of wild horses catches up with
me on top of a fucking mountain And i'm listening

(03:17:33):
To Wilco Dun Dun Dun, Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun
Dun dun dun, dun And i'm going fucking thirty miles
an hour with horses racing next to, me going, like
what fucking world AM i living? In then we take
it over to Where Sitting bull had his last cus
ra at his last, stand and they re enacted the.
Thing the kids they do this. Thing if they touch,
you it's more insulting than if they kill. You the
idea that An indian could get, it A Native american

(03:17:55):
could get it close enough to touch you but not
hurt you was more insulting than dying it. Self and
they did that to me non. Stop they put me
on a horse and they just came up just, screaming
fucking all painted, yellow naked on fucking, horses a little,
loincloth just touching me and just it was fucking. Insane, yeah,
DUDE i lived a crazy fucking. Life the travel channel
STUFF i did or one Day i'll talk about it on,

(03:18:16):
Something but it's like the for fucking seven, YEARS i
traveled around the world over and over, again just around the.
World you'd pick a map and you'd get a map
and you, go where do you want to? Go And i'd,
Go i've heard Of? Tanzania what is that? Like and
then you'd be, like well you can also go To.
Zanzibar you're, like is that a real? Place and then
we just travel the fucking. World it was. INSANE i

(03:18:38):
the Fucking.

Speaker 3 (03:18:41):
You've lived a good, life, bro lived a fantastic. Life
really sounds like you're you're ready for the calm a little.
Bit it feels like you're ready for the. Car you'll
be having more stories after this next. Year, nope yeah
you will because you'd be.

Speaker 1 (03:18:52):
Traveling just be. Quiet i'm thinking about it, here, okay
so so real, quick well we wrap. Up So i'm
thinking of we got a, place go, ahead what's one
Thing i'm thinking? Of like things that Land? Leanne what's going?
Safari she wants to go on. Safaris i'm gonna take
her To i'm gonna take her To. Africa but THEN
i was, like, yo you're In, africa, RIGHT i want
to go down The, nile, RIGHT i want to see the.

(03:19:12):
Pyramids yeah, Right so then you, Go, okay so let's
take a, Month let's Do, africa let's do let's Do.
Africa let's go to The, maldives let's Go, like If
i'm not just gonna go to fucking do one. Thing
we all kids, anymore they're in fucking, College let's go
do the. Thing it's like it's In. Nashville it's like,
this we're here In. Nashville it's like you spend the week. Here,
yeah let's look at. Houses then we go To oregon On,

(03:19:34):
thursday and, uh spend the weekend In oregon and then we're.
Home and So, africa what's one thing you want to?
Do one thing you want to see really badly in this.
World we'll go, First, Oh, ORCAS i would love this
one With orca. WHALES i think that's the top of
my bucket. List AND i do think doing a SAFARI
i Here South africa is. Incredible, yeah doing like you,
know up early in the, morning like getting close to some,

(03:19:54):
lions like close enough to. Death BUT i think those
two things would be sick or get maybe in the
jungle and be amongst some. GORILLAS i think that would
be really. Fun would they charge you and they, go.

Speaker 4 (03:20:06):
Yeah where you're a little, nervous but then you got
the you got the guide with you telling you how
to be and how to. Act but you're scared enough
to LIKE i literally might have to pick.

Speaker 1 (03:20:13):
Up and go right.

Speaker 4 (03:20:14):
Here yeah god that sounds but actually, clions gorillas and
orches that would be my big beginn'd big three or
amongst the.

Speaker 3 (03:20:23):
Wolves oh, yeah but you've done.

Speaker 1 (03:20:25):
That, yeah, yeah, YEAH i gotta do something.

Speaker 8 (03:20:26):
That.

Speaker 4 (03:20:27):
Yeah actually down close to uh To. Tampa really there's
like this uh sanctuary of.

Speaker 1 (03:20:31):
Wolves OH i worked with. Wolves, Yeah i'm sure you.

Speaker 3 (03:20:34):
Have that's amazing for.

Speaker 1 (03:20:36):
Me they smelled like, ship like give your heads on the. Wolves.
Don't no one washes a. Wolf that's one THING i.

Speaker 3 (03:20:44):
Learned uh my wife when we first, met she told
me she's like the PERSON i must spend the rest
of my life. With i'm gonna go To iceland, With
and we still to this day have not been To.

Speaker 1 (03:20:53):
Iceland, okay, okay, okay, okay you, ready so hold. On i'm,
Sorry Leanne will not listen to this. Podcast So i'm
surprising her with a. Trip, okay, okay and, uh we're
going To she's always wanted to go To, paris and
so she won't hear. This and by the, way don't
fucking be a dick and text her. This just let

(03:21:15):
this clipping. It, Yeah So i'm. Take so we're doing
a two Bears poroso signing and In San, francisco AND
i was, Like, YO i was, like the next one's
a week later In. TAMPA i, go why don't we
just go To paris for the fucking? Week and SO
i don't know, whether And i'm curious what you would
do in your. Relationship DO i legit fucking surprise her

(03:21:38):
and go, LIKE i grab her, PASSPORT i bring no,
Clothes just go like we're In San francisco and, Go,
yo get on the next flight we're Going and she's, like,
wait this is our flight and we're going To. Paris
DO i do? That or DO i tell her a
week ahead of time and let her get ready for
it and bring. Clothes, oh for, sure don't tell. Her
don't tell her.

Speaker 3 (03:21:55):
That that's.

Speaker 1 (03:21:56):
First how's your? Wife is she a? Planner?

Speaker 4 (03:21:59):
Oh are you gonna up In San. Francisco you know
WHAT i, mean BECAUSE i KNOW i Know. Charles she
would like to whatever spots would go do to eat,
dinner like she would have, to she would she would
enjoy having her outfits picked. Out so if you do surprise,
her it might be one of those things where you,
land you take her shopping In paris to get set
outfit for.

Speaker 3 (03:22:15):
Dinner that's way better than being, like, hey go pick
out some outfits if you're going to if you want
to spend that kind of. Money, yeah but, Yeah I'm i'm.

Speaker 4 (03:22:22):
Surprised would be. Good BUT i do think keep in
mind how they want to be for dinner and having
everything kind of like having some type of hey we're
gonna hit this, restaurant we're gonna hit that.

Speaker 1 (03:22:29):
One, Yeah i'm thinking about the. Bunch i'm thinking about
a bunch of those, treads those last minute, going hey we're,
going because she's been really good about, That like she's
been good about not telling me where we're, going and
they're all always. Concerts been To Pearl, jam we've been
to Like eagles and it's been. Awesome but, LIKE i
like the, surprise but ALSO i don't know like it's

(03:22:49):
kind of a bro.

Speaker 4 (03:22:50):
Move be LIKE i would, SAY i would, say my
wife would love the, surprise and she would be even
more surprised and more excited knowing THAT i had some
things planned, out being, like oh you you did this
on your own type of, thing like you pulled all
this shit off and you're, like, YEAH i got everything
taken care.

Speaker 3 (03:23:05):
Of, See taylor Knows i'm not capable of like planning that.
Much she would be so incredibly excited IF i was, like,
hey guess where we're. Going we're going To. Iceland we're
going To. Paris, dude CAN i can tell her about?
CLOSE i don't even know what the game back thret
more about, close we.

Speaker 1 (03:23:16):
Get, there get. Close when we get, there that, is
we get there to me and For.

Speaker 3 (03:23:20):
Tailor And taylor love. Surprises she's all fucking about. Surprises
i'm terrible at doing, surprises so that, PERSONALLY i Think
i'm horrible.

Speaker 1 (03:23:27):
SURPRISES i just told this surprise on the. Podcast, yeah
but like she won't listen to it and just be. Cool,
everyone don't send it to. Her we're not we're not
going to.

Speaker 3 (03:23:35):
Anything we're not gonna clip any of. This we're boring
to have clips for the. Show now this is going
to release. It, now how much did you sell this podcast?
FOR i don't think we can even do.

Speaker 1 (03:23:44):
That, okay IF i Said i'll give you thirty million
dollars for the podcast right, now would you sell to have? Everything?
No BUT i get. IT i get. IT i buy
it for thirty million. DOLLARS i BET i get. It
i'll give you thirty million dollars and THEN i get
to you guys keep doing. It but Now i'm like
a fifty to fifty partner with you fifty. Fifty so,
no you guys get twenty five, each and THEN i
get fifty percent. Each and then would you do that

(03:24:06):
to a? Company? No, okay maybe one hundred million, Dollars,
yes one hundred million.

Speaker 3 (03:24:12):
Dollars oh, yeah one hundred million. Dollars you have Eighty you.

Speaker 4 (03:24:15):
Keep your, ip but you you AM i calling the?
Shots create a freedom for?

Speaker 3 (03:24:19):
Us?

Speaker 1 (03:24:20):
No, NO i mean, yes, yes but, no meaning, like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:24:25):
But it's something to call us and be, like we
want you to say this on the.

Speaker 1 (03:24:27):
Show, Man i'm on thinking it's my sponsors right. Now,
HEY nascar has got an. Event you're, like, Oh i'm,
Yeah well we need you to do THIS nascar? Event can?
You you're gonna have to fly down To. Daytona that's
a bad example because they were a sponsor of To,
bears AND i LIKE nascar a. LOT i was, good say, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:24:47):
Yeah, yeah, Right like what yeah thirty?

Speaker 1 (03:24:51):
Million, Though, well what's what's the end? Game what's the end?
GAME i don't think it's a great. Question that's Where
i'm at Where i'm, like what's my end? Game? Like
DO i do stand up? Forever DO i do the podcast?
For what DO i? DO I is there a chance
THAT i? RETIRE i.

Speaker 3 (03:25:04):
Will i'll tell you this about my personal. Endgame if
you asked me this a year, ago there was no.

Speaker 1 (03:25:08):
Endgame.

Speaker 3 (03:25:09):
Yeah, NOW i LITERALLY i talked about this in the
podcast a few. TIMES i, spent for the first time
in my adult, life was In canada for a week
and sat there and was, like oh, FUCK i really
am enjoying doing nothing and just being with my.

Speaker 1 (03:25:21):
Family and it's.

Speaker 3 (03:25:22):
Really fucked me up since then to where Now i'm, Like,
okay how does how DO i eventually just do nothing
or do only the things THAT i really? Enjoy how
DO i become as involved with a dat as possible
and around the family ninety percent of, time as opposed
to what about?

Speaker 1 (03:25:38):
This does? Something having? Something does that keep you? Healthy,
yes because something keeps me, healthy keeps me just BECAUSE
i love.

Speaker 4 (03:25:47):
To expand the, brand LIKE i love to make this
more of a locker room other, athletes just other other influencers.

Speaker 1 (03:25:52):
Entertainers were you doing moving To?

Speaker 3 (03:25:54):
Nashville, yeah inside the walls at all.

Speaker 1 (03:25:57):
TIMES i sold my soul to that fucking past. Factor Will,
Smith i'm fucking in bed With tommy so deep right.
Now idea we have so much money. Together.

Speaker 3 (03:26:06):
Yeah, yeah but if there if there was a way
for busting to not just like Obviously will AND i
being the faces of, it but having other people part of,
it part.

Speaker 1 (03:26:17):
Of, it like The Landy.

Speaker 3 (03:26:17):
Walker he's been a person that's been embedded in the
fall for. Us that's. Awesome he's a great. Personality he's
great to have. Around like having more people like that
to kind of like lift the load of the in
front of camera stuff would be.

Speaker 1 (03:26:28):
Awesome. Yeah it's just such a great fucking thing you
guys have. Built how real is this thirty million dollar?
OFFER i don't. KNOW i think that's where the future
is part of, me no part of me goes like,
okay oh, Man i'm fucking.

Speaker 4 (03:26:48):
You already know when he gets off, here he's gonna
Call tom LIKE i was feeling him out a little.

Speaker 3 (03:26:51):
Bit sounds like we're gonna buy him For they said
for sure a hundred, Million so we have between thirty
and one hundred to really figure.

Speaker 1 (03:26:57):
Out thirty is the working? Number thirty is the working? Number, yeah, yeah,
NO i don't. Know it's like it's like it's like
you could tell what's going to be, Good LIKE i
could never. HAVE i could never have predicted Where pat
McAfee is because when he was doing, it it was
just there wasn't a there wasn't a system in place
to show you what was going to. Happen but now

(03:27:18):
that you've seen What pat McAfee has, done you see
the future of everything a little bit now he he
he laid FUCKING i mean it's amazing even still look At.
Rogan once you saw What rogan, did you're, like, wow
between The rogan the, magafee very we look at look
at and we all go we know where this is, going, right,

(03:27:39):
Right so you know the start dude smarter than us
Going they know where this is going, Right so then
then that's WHAT i find really. Fascinating and then you
look at the kids that ARE i say, kids but
like you know Dance, older you know Dance older at.
All Dance older just started doing his own podcast and
his podcast is killing it very. Easily you could go

(03:28:00):
know where that's, going like that's WHERE i, Go like,
okay so then what's the price? Point and if you
know where it's, going a Fucking SODA's podcast is a
Missed so Dance odor is going to Be so you,
said who's the next guy for? Real Dance? Older Dance
order is fucking, brilliant. Legit he will be doing an
arena tour next in two, years twenty, six he'll be

(03:28:21):
doing arena. Tour he's so fucking. Talented he's so goddamn.
TALENTED i, mean but you, know you know What i'm saying,
Though like once you see, that like that's why you
gotta hats off To. Macfee's like he saw where it
was going before anyone saw where it was, going and
you guys got kind of did it. Too but like
he had this crazy vision of like like, right he's

(03:28:42):
a lot Like tommy and in respects of him going,
LIKE i don't care what people. Think i'll do WHATEVER i,
think and it's it's bad.

Speaker 3 (03:28:48):
Ass you can Watch College Game. Day he's changed that
show and made it ten, times but it was already
a fantastic.

Speaker 1 (03:28:53):
Shows a great. SHOW i watch it Every my daughter
hit me. Up she was, like, yeah we're going to
college Game. Day, yeah The Alemosperies. Electric she's, like do
you know these? Guys AND i was, like, YEAH i,
KNOW i KNOW i know one of. Them. Yeah, Yeah
but like it's it's. Crazy my daughter doesn't give a
fuck about. Football she goes to college game, day, right it's.

Speaker 4 (03:29:12):
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CAN i do this? Read Because i've been drinking them
all day AND i feel EVERY i go no carbon makes? Sense?
Right that show goes down, smooth very. Smooth and by the,
Way i'm an, UNFAIR i don't even feel. Buzzed you stand? Up,

(03:30:09):
yeah he's got away from. That they should make that
a shirt twisted. Tea way do you stand? Up oh my?

Speaker 3 (03:30:14):
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RIGHT i twisted question this? Week if you could travel
to any moment in sports history to help that team
win a? Game what game is, it what team is?
It and what would you do differently to help them?
WIN i think that's easy for. Me what is?

Speaker 4 (03:30:34):
It twenty Twelve Big Ten Championship nebraska Versus. WISCONSIN i was,
there but it did, say how what will we do
to help in what circumstances to be stopping the speed
sweep or the belly or any run that they threw
at us that day With Melvin, Gordon James, Whiten, uh, Moneyball,
yeah that would be the GAME i would.

Speaker 3 (03:30:55):
Change, yeah but you would have to have like you're
not you can't just. Change you're not gonna change the.
Game it's you have to now play out the game,
Also and it's just like that run, game that offensive.

Speaker 4 (03:31:05):
Line but it says what would you? Do what would
you do to help that team? Win so ultimately we
win the, game so we win The Big ten. Championship
i'm A Big ten.

Speaker 1 (03:31:12):
Championship but you And i'm going to The Rose.

Speaker 3 (03:31:14):
Bowl do you believe and we're Beating, stanford do you
believe you're able to do you believe you're able to?

Speaker 1 (03:31:20):
Change you were there, Right oh my, god the right hindside.

Speaker 4 (03:31:25):
Hindsight now this twist the question comes, too this a
whole different. Perspective what would you do? Differently it'd be
adjusting to the speed. Sweep SO i Am i'm looking.

Speaker 3 (03:31:35):
At this as, like how COULD i go back and
actually help that team? Win? Uh will will your, example
you were in that, game you were. There mine would, be,
uh The Super bowl between The falcons and The, patriots
AND i would just go in at halftime when The
falcons are up twenty eight three and be, like and
the coaches are, talking, hey if we throw this, BACK i,
say don't fucking throw. It just run the. Football just

(03:31:57):
run the. Football, NOW i know like time is going
to be a. Factory you guys are in four minute,
now stop worrying about. It only throw it on obvious passing.
Downs now you're going to run the. Clock, congratulations you
won The Super. BOWL i have no dog in that
fight at. ALL i just think to, myself what is The,
yeah dude.

Speaker 1 (03:32:18):
Is a fucking, DUDE i. DO i cried in front of.
Him did you made? Him he said to, me he,
goes he, goes you.

Speaker 3 (03:32:26):
Can.

Speaker 1 (03:32:26):
Uh he came up to me and he, goes, hey,
man people say you can cry like on. COMMAND i, said,
yeah he, goes has that? Work AND i was, LIKE
i think of a sad. Thing he, goes let me see,
it and SO i did it and he went. Wow
just and then we became. Friends, yeah we were working.
Together we were working On netflix as a. Joke i'm
sure you can find me crying in front of. Him

(03:32:47):
i've cried a. Lot i'm not. Done what game WOULD
i change and how WOULD i change? It so WHEN
i was a, KID i want to go. Ahead georgia last,
Year georgia last, Year Florida. State no, no, no, no,
no no no. No there's only one game WHERE i
saw something wrong AND i wished that people had seen
it the WAY i saw. It AND i bet you

(03:33:08):
can find the picture of. This The rams played The
bucks in nineteen eighty. One nineteen Eighty, OH i wasn't
even born, Yet are you?

Speaker 3 (03:33:18):
Serious?

Speaker 1 (03:33:19):
Yeah eighty, one, bro that was ten years BEFORE i was.
Born my dad graduated eighty you, guys, yeah oh that's.
Right you guys are. Athletes thirty. Three oh, yeah you.

Speaker 3 (03:33:27):
Guys this boy right here is thirty.

Speaker 1 (03:33:28):
Five so over. You i'm fifty, one no fucking. Way
yeah it's a good. Number, yeah so, yeah the last.
Play by the, Way i'm fifty, one AND i don't
feel it like at. All LIKE i still feel like a,
Child LIKE i still call my. DAD i call my
dad AND i, go, hey, SHUL i get wed as or?
Dry is this? PLAY i think it's this. Play, no

(03:33:52):
it was not. Play so one of the last. Plays
The bucks were down there against The, rams and and
uh from the shot they had as a. Kid it
was a wide open field And Doug williams was trying
to throw. It AND i wanted at that moment to,
say run it up the. Middle just run it's you
have the. Ball you're the only one we can promise

(03:34:13):
can do. Great just run it up the. Middle it
was a, picture AND i remember it so, vividly And
i've thought my whole. LIFE i wonder if my life
would be different if The bucks had won and gone
to The Super bowl that, Year, LIKE i just wonder
what things would have, changed what things would have changed
in the. World you, KNOW i get really into the
weeds about Like Charlie murphy is the most important man
in stand up comedy ever. EVER i would Argue Charlie

(03:34:36):
murphy is the reason we're all talking about The Chappelle
show to this. Day That Eddie, murphy that That Rick james, Sketch,
yes was fucking, brilliant. Epic it was, Epic and that
was the thing that pushed over The Chapelle. Show chappelle's
a Genius i'll Never you'll never hear anything but me
say that he was a Goddamn he is a goddamn,
genius but that one sketch pushed it. Over think about.

(03:34:57):
This Charlie murphy Protected Eddie, murphy a comic genius in
a tough. Neighborhood Charlie urphy knew how to Fight Eddie,
murphy had him as a big. Brother Charlie murphy is
so integral to like what we got out of comedy
in this. WORLD i think it's, underappreciated but that, moment
if The bucks have won The Super, Bowl florida would
be looked differently for the rest of this fucking every

(03:35:18):
every jokes Of florida is a joke to. Everyone but
if we won the Goddamn Super, bowl, man it might
have been. Different man might have been. DIFFERENT i THINK
i change.

Speaker 3 (03:35:26):
Mine i'm changing, mine putting Myself and in a game
THAT i played in twenty, Thirteen Ohio state Versus michigan
forty two forty, one we score and we go for
two for the, win and we don't get.

Speaker 1 (03:35:36):
It we throw a.

Speaker 3 (03:35:37):
Pick we try to throw the ball At Drew. Dilley
IF i went, BACK i would say run.

Speaker 1 (03:35:40):
Left how crazy would it be if you could go
back and you were, like, hey, guys run left and
they're like hold, on hold.

Speaker 3 (03:35:49):
On they'd be, Like, taylor you said that the entire.
Game you need to stop saying. That that's what they
would say to.

Speaker 1 (03:35:54):
Me shut the.

Speaker 4 (03:35:55):
Fuck we need more calls than Just miami in twenty
two speed because they're gonna live in personnel all.

Speaker 1 (03:36:00):
Game all, right go, back, then let's make it real for.
Us is there one podcast that you'd do? Differently one?
Podcast because there was one time and when we first
Did Sober october With, joe he asked me how MUCH
i drank AND i told him the. Truth AND i
got in bed that night AND i, SAID i THINK
i might have just ruined my. Career AND i remember going,
LIKE i WISH i could have never done that. Podcast

(03:36:21):
that turns out it worked out, Fine everything works out.
Fine BUT i looked back at like those times WHERE i,
GO i WISH i hadn't been so. HONEST i WISH
i hadn't shared all of. IT i WISH i had
shared half of the truth and just gone, like you,
know BUT i don't. Know in another, way is there
a podcast that we've done that you go, LIKE i
could have done that. Differently not.

Speaker 3 (03:36:43):
Really who is the guy that we had on zoom
in twenty twenty oh the Band Old, Dominion Old dominion
lead singer Of Old.

Speaker 1 (03:36:53):
Dominion, yeah but it's.

Speaker 3 (03:36:55):
Not, Like, yeah that wasn't his fault at. All it
was just the. Podcast it was just a tough Pot.

Speaker 1 (03:37:01):
Yeah On zoomy it.

Speaker 3 (03:37:02):
Was but that's the. ONE i always a back to
it podcast BECAUSE i feel like no podcasts are.

Speaker 1 (03:37:08):
Bad Matthew.

Speaker 3 (03:37:10):
Ramsey you you see the confident in The daly.

Speaker 1 (03:37:15):
Jerseys in the.

Speaker 3 (03:37:16):
Background, yeah, dude that that. One that one was like
one of the first ones we ever did over zoom
and there was just Like lag And will AND i
would talk over each other. Something masoned it.

Speaker 1 (03:37:26):
Look at that. Hair, YEAH i don't think. So me
And bill did one with who's The i'm, Sorry I'm
i'm flaking on his, name, uh sports broadcaster out Of
miami sports Broadcaster. Lebtard we did one With LeBatard. Danny,
yeah THAT i wish was wasn't out.

Speaker 3 (03:37:46):
There yeah you wish was not out?

Speaker 1 (03:37:48):
There, YEAH i.

Speaker 3 (03:37:49):
WISH i wish it was fun podcast you've ever done
where you were, like, MAN i really, HAD i no
idea it was gonna be that good of a, time but,
fuck that was so much.

Speaker 1 (03:37:56):
Fun i'll tell you, honestly the first PODCAST i ever
did With bill was like the first time we started
Doing Bill, bert those first three ones we, DID i mean,
like And i'm a fan of, his but, LIKE i
was fucking blown. AWAY i was, like do you forget
how funny someone? Is and like? That and then and, then,
HONESTLY i don't THINK i was doing Two bears. YET

(03:38:17):
i think me And tom had done, one but, uh
and then WHEN i started doing the first the first
Two bears, ones when when the pandemic was kicking and
we started doing every, Week, dude He tommy just had
me Every he just knew me so, well he had me.
Rolling those were THE i IF i could go, Back
i'd erase all my Podcasts i've ever, done AND i

(03:38:37):
just have those first Two bears in the First Bill
berts were, LIKE i was just, LIKE i, MEAN i
remember the first ONE i did With bill was LIKE
i walked off AND i was, LIKE i was, like,
confidently going someone buy a new. House this is gonna
make so much fucking. MONEY i was, like this IS
i was, like he's fucking. BRILLIANT i, mean he just
would LIKE i didn't say, anything AND i got ON

(03:39:00):
i talk over everyone AND i got shit on on that.
PODCAST i would not, TALK i swear To, god On Bill,
BURT i would just sit and listen and laugh hysterically
the whole. Time same with like the beginning Of Two
bears was, like was like, that those were fucking. Great
i'll tell you. What the best Podcast i've ever been
a part, Of end of The world With, Joe stanhope

(03:39:21):
Me bill was THE i, mean it was fucking. Insane
it was. Insane it was Like Marilyn manson was. There
it was like the craziest fucking night of our. LIVES
i didn't think you do With. Joe the, FIRST i
mean the Hardest i've ever laughed on a, podcast without a,
doubt is When tom shaved my beard On Uh tom
shaved my beard On rogan for The Weight Loss. Challenge

(03:39:43):
he shaved it and as he was shaving AND i,
said does it look? Good and he looked in his
Eyes he's like, no AND i couldn't the two of us.
Laughing it's the Closest i've ever had to having. Sex
with a man like me and him laughing in each
other's eyes in that moment was like such a pure,
Joy LIKE i fucking was crying and he's just, laughing

(03:40:03):
shaving me looking making me look like a Perto rican.
Guy look at, this that's how Fat tommy. Was look at.
This this is the. Moment you're. Ready this Is joe recording.
It by the, way this is how long Ago joe.
Is That's. God those are the good laugh play that
at my, funeral played at my. Funeral IF i even have,

(03:40:27):
ONE i don't know if that's, real the whole.

Speaker 3 (03:40:29):
Death IF i ever have, one five years from, now you're,
like see it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (03:40:33):
EXIST i hung up with the dude that was ninety
three the other.

Speaker 3 (03:40:35):
Day that's a major main character. Syndrome, OH i got
main characters saying, like just to not believe in death is, Like,
okay everyone.

Speaker 1 (03:40:44):
Dies has it happened to?

Speaker 4 (03:40:45):
You?

Speaker 3 (03:40:45):
No But i'm on the.

Speaker 1 (03:40:47):
Mater, okay you've been to a, funeral was?

Speaker 7 (03:40:51):
It?

Speaker 1 (03:40:55):
Gentlemen tears we have to do tears.

Speaker 4 (03:40:58):
Talk we can hold your talk for the interest.

Speaker 3 (03:41:00):
Talk tear talk is you're just evaluing your top three
favorite things of that category of.

Speaker 1 (03:41:05):
Teers okay of, tears we had. Time we got it back.
Up cool all, right minutes out?

Speaker 4 (03:41:13):
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Speaker 1 (03:41:17):
Doing?

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Speaker 1 (03:42:10):
Off back to this. Episode this is awesome for me
Because i'm moving To national AND i need to own
a Holiday.

Speaker 3 (03:42:16):
You gotta own a holiday. Party, okay so t youer
talk works like. This you can give an honorable mention
if you'd, like if you if you's like four of,
them and you can be.

Speaker 1 (03:42:22):
Done with these twisted. T'S i MEAN i thought they'd
be right. There, okay, perfect all, right and then these
are pretty fucking good man delicacy no. Carbonation way do
you stand? Yeah wait do you stand? Up, hey, Guys
monday is bur chser AND i enjoy twisted. Tea you
guys own this, Company twist The.

Speaker 3 (03:42:39):
Tea yeah, no, no, no, no A Boston Brewing company
on Twisted.

Speaker 1 (03:42:42):
Tea you guys need to get a piece of. This
we need some bus.

Speaker 3 (03:42:46):
Light, yeah, dude this is what we want to. Do
b uss APOSTROPHE L i t.

Speaker 1 (03:42:52):
IF i what IF i said what IF i SAID
i would what IF i, said, hey would you guys
like to be a part of?

Speaker 3 (03:42:56):
Porosos it would be like we would say we're interested
in any conversation you.

Speaker 1 (03:42:59):
Want. ABSOLUTELY i was just saying To. TOMMY i was, like,
yeah ye keep, Going Sean, patton what's this for The?
Bears for The?

Speaker 3 (03:43:08):
Boys, yeah, yeah, okay so holiday part of you hang
on you, know you know that's.

Speaker 1 (03:43:15):
WHERE i got it for The, yeah, yeah but for The.
Bears you know THAT i said that to you guys
like it's the coolest thing for the. Boys it is
like the coolest. Thing it's. Beautiful and when then we
were doing was taking docs was taken and they said
porosos AND i was, like, OH i love. It and
Then tommy's, like, yeah we'll make it for for Our,
bears AND i, WENT i was, like for The, bears

(03:43:37):
for The. Bears so it's an homage to, like it's like,
universal it's the universal the.

Speaker 3 (03:43:41):
Boys brady's outstanding taste. Delicious who was the.

Speaker 1 (03:43:45):
Guy that came up With saturday for the? Boys it
was Burg. Fight he came up with. That you know
WHAT i said the other? Day oh, yeah. Yeah do
you know WHAT i said the other? DAY i swear to,
God i'm drunk on a plane AND i thought to,
MYSELF i flew those motherfuckers To. AMSTERDAM i really forgot about.
THAT i totally forgot about down that, Text, buddy it's
happening it's happening. Here you guys want to go see

(03:44:05):
the nile with your? Wats, oh how fucking gangs would that?
Be that'd be. Sick that would be.

Speaker 3 (03:44:09):
Sick imagine seeing like a twenty foot crocodile just being
like that thing could rip us apart if it wanted,
to and it probably does want to.

Speaker 1 (03:44:18):
Hold.

Speaker 3 (03:44:18):
On keep it to yourself right.

Speaker 1 (03:44:19):
Now, No, okay, surprise, yes ye.

Speaker 9 (03:44:21):
Ye ye yea yea yea ya yah yea, yeah yeh, yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
party you're started.

Speaker 3 (03:44:25):
Three you're gonna tell us why three is your third?
Favorite Then tier? Two then you're an Official tier, one
which is your absolute. Favorite, okay so what's the? Goal,
first we'll go.

Speaker 1 (03:44:33):
Ahead WHAT i hate about this IS i don't know
If halloween is in my top.

Speaker 4 (03:44:42):
THREE i think My tier? Two, no, no no question Is?
Thanksgiving is that a?

Speaker 1 (03:44:49):
Party is? That does? That?

Speaker 3 (03:44:50):
Oh my?

Speaker 1 (03:44:51):
God? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:44:52):
Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (03:44:53):
YEAH i would Argue thanksgiving is is nothing but an
entire day party and my and you got you got
football on. Dude, THANKSGIVING i.

Speaker 4 (03:45:02):
Would say number, two My tier three is going to
be A christmas. Party in, fact The christmas party that
we do a few days Before, christmas make The. Gingerbreadsville
we're building some good traditional stuff in our in our
in our in Our christmas, party some really good traditional
stuff in Our christmas. Party but that would be my tier.

Speaker 1 (03:45:19):
Three My tier two would Be.

Speaker 4 (03:45:21):
THANKSGIVING i feel like you Have, thanksgiving you HAVE nfl,
football you're, eating you're eating, leftovers you're eating. Pies like
everybody comes over, together somebody usually bringing a. DISH i
absolutely Love. Thanksgiving if that's if that fits into our holiday,
parties Then thanksgiving is my tier, two my tier, one
nearest and dearest to my.

Speaker 1 (03:45:39):
HEART i love The fourth Of.

Speaker 4 (03:45:40):
JULY i Think fourth Of July american getting together.

Speaker 1 (03:45:45):
With your, Families like they just Have? Ramadan what is
it like and? Like and if you live in Like,
egypt you just get Like ramadan or you Don't. July
they don't Have New Year's. Eve maybe they, do but
it's like. Whatever they don't Have. Christmas they don't even Have.
Honkah they definitely don't Have. Honkah they don't have like
all the we have the. Best we have a great roster.

(03:46:07):
Holiday if we were selling a, country meaning like if
you were like you'll come To. AMERICA i just want
to start off by telling you all the day as we,
party you'd be, like why WOULD i go to Anycount
i'm not going To? Iraq, yeah, well it's Like i'm
not gonna go To i'm not gonna go To. Russia,
no what About?

Speaker 3 (03:46:25):
AMSTERDAM i think.

Speaker 1 (03:46:28):
The roster Are, yeah they. Do they celebrate. Everything they're,
like we celebrate Like French Independence, Day like, okay, yeah
they get by the, way they get out of school for.
IT i don't even. THINK i think they're all homeschool,
really all The French amsterdam, kids they don't even like
they just saw weed in their. HOOKERS i THINK i

(03:46:51):
don't know. Much you, Know it's Just i'll tell you.
What hot chicks ride bikes. There that's the crazy. Thing
that is why hot chicks ride even ten.

Speaker 3 (03:47:00):
Speeds either the ones you really have to pedal, Through.

Speaker 1 (03:47:01):
I'd, argue oh, yeah they're the ones with handles like
yes and a basket due cruisers the hottest women in the,
world or In. Asterdam i've Heard israel is up. There.
DUDE i slept On indian checks for a long, Time
indian checks without a. Doubt Will oh my, god that's
my one REGRET i never had sex with An indian.

(03:47:22):
Check it's, LIKE i think they're absolutely. Stunning, YEAH i
Mean indian checks are like and what's crazy IS i
say that every TIME i meet An indian, PERSON i
tell THEM i never.

Speaker 3 (03:47:34):
You gotta let him. Know, Yeah so the last ones, Fourth,
Okay i'm going to give fuck, Dude i'm going to
give an honorable mention two College halloween. Parties there's a
special place for. THAT i just think as an, Adult,

(03:47:57):
YEAH i. DO i do agree that Like halloween parties
as an adult is a little bit more. Difficult we're
trying to cook one of this year to kind of get,
it you, know pumpkin carbon competition and kind of do
all the things you. Do but, uh, yes there's nothing
like being a horny nineteen year old going to A
halloween house.

Speaker 1 (03:48:15):
Party everyone's, everyone it.

Speaker 3 (03:48:19):
Is it's really something.

Speaker 1 (03:48:20):
Special i've never seen a slutty tactician. Before, yeah like
they're just everyone's dress is a. Slut whatever it, is it's.

Speaker 3 (03:48:26):
Awesome My tier three is gonna go To My tier
three is gonna go to uh fourth Of, july the,
barbecues the, summertime the tank, tops the twisted. Teas it
is a it's fucking it's just a great. Time it's
the peak of, summer and it's just you, know people loved.
It it's almost. Cool like you, said it's like cool

(03:48:46):
not to have a. Religion it's like cool not to
be About. America but that's not cool to. Me when
you get to fourth Of july and you see the flags,
flying people about, it playing, bags all those things like,
that to me is just it's. Fucking it's. Beautiful my tier,
two and you, guys it probably wouldn't have been my
tier two until my eyes are open to the idea
Of thanksgiving being a full, day because it really. IS

(03:49:10):
i so As i'm getting, OLDER i enjoy parties so
much for a couple of.

Speaker 1 (03:49:15):
REASONS i enjoy.

Speaker 3 (03:49:16):
It one BECAUSE i want my kids WHEN i grow
up and IF i do, die if that really, exists
IF i, die my kids are, like, yo my.

Speaker 1 (03:49:22):
DAD i want them to.

Speaker 3 (03:49:23):
Talk about how PSYCHOTIC i was about, holidays something about
bringing the cheer in and every single Thing's, Spootober, Thanksgiving.
Christmas but Like thanksgiving last, year where we have thirty
people at the, house there's endless supply of. Food we're
adding this. YEAR i want to do a prize for
weigh ins and way. Outs who gains the most During? Thanksgiving, yes,

(03:49:44):
Yes and it's just LIKE i just love like how it's, like,
yeah people get their, diet they have their ideas of
what they want to look, like but on that, day
it doesn't fucking matter at. All you can drink as
much as you. Want you have the entire weekend to
eat the same food for the entire, weekend if not
bleeding into the next. Week SO i think that's. Awesome
My tier one Is christmas, parties. DUDE i think when

(03:50:05):
you get to that like twenty third Of, december when
you have a whole bunch of people coming over and
you have full grown adults making gingerbread houses and having
a competition who can make the best gingerbread, houses and
everyone kind of voting on, it and that's an endless
supply of the most intense eggnog on top of, it
and knowing that, like no one's got work, tomorrow no
one's got anything to do the next the next few,

(03:50:27):
days and you're gonna make it like a full weekend
out of, like, dude drinking a little too much pinky
swiming to start your diets come the new. Year you,
know at that, point like all the THINGS i was
going to achieve this, year that's done, now BECAUSE i
know twenty twenty five is a week away and that's
What i'll restart. Everything so it's like really throwing your
ambitions to the wind and being, like, dude fuck, it

(03:50:48):
like we're gonna do whatever we want. Here it's just
there's something about darkness with all your friends around and
the only thing lighting up the outside Are christmas lights
and just giving you that, like oh, fuck, dude it
really is. Dude the music is. Going you Got elvis,

(03:51:08):
on you Got Mariah carrie, going you got all the
different kinds of, music and it's got this like Peppermint
christmas tree smell that just is an aura throughout. Everybody
everyone's a little bit fucking. Happier you'd be having the
worst week of your, life but on that those couple
of days that, week it's like what are we all upset? About?
You you got me right. Now it's that fucking. Good

(03:51:33):
and it bums me out that Because i'm obviously a
huge spooktober, guy but that, DUDE i.

Speaker 1 (03:51:39):
Know, WHAT i know What i'm. DOING i know What
i'm doing WHEN i moved To. Nashville all, right let's
work through my tear coming to these. Parties oh, NO
i got my. PARTY i got my. PARTY i got my.
PARTY i know How i'm gonna Own. NASHVILLE i got my. Party,
okay let's working. Backwards thanksgiving is, Awesome tier, Three tier.

(03:52:01):
Three it gives you a whole day of. Partying the
whole day is about one. Event no one has to
give a, present which is. Perfect there's no anxiety about.

Speaker 4 (03:52:11):
Presents just telling somebody what they mean to.

Speaker 1 (03:52:14):
You, yes, Why i'm thankful that you're in my. Life
oh you get the big. House everyone's. There everyone comes,
in brings a little, something nothing but. Love football is
on all fucking. Day so important in a holiday is
what do we have playing in the. Background OH i
Love Thanksgiving number. Two i'm gonna Say Saint Patrick's. Day.

(03:52:42):
NOW i want you to know THAT i have not
unveiled what will be My nashville holiday THAT i will.
Own Bert christcher will come To nashville AND i will
own this. Day, no, buddy you're so far. Off but
let's Celebrate Saint Patrick's. Day Best Saint Pactice DAY i ever.
Had uh uh nineteen ninety, Five my Buddy hutch called

(03:53:04):
me and, SAID i have A vespa and a pocket
full of? Mushrooms do you want to go on a?
Ride AND i sat backwards on a, vespa high on.
Mushrooms Saint Patrick's, day drunk as, fuck tripping my balls,
off driving Through Tallahassee Saint Patrick's. Day it brings the
champion out of all of. Us we get up, early
we get to the bar, early we kill beers. Early

(03:53:24):
we fucking stay up. Late if you gotta do, coke
we get. It It's Saint Patrick's. Day and it's all about.
LUCK i mean luck IS i believe more in luck
THAN i do hard. WORK i think luck is so
more important than hard. Work how many people did you
play base football with that were like so fucking, good
but then just never got to the next play and
they did never have that one, thing the one coach

(03:53:45):
that saw them the one time they Didn't they just.
Didn't they fumbled in the one. Time it's luck is
so fucking. Important and that is why my number, one
and my name Is Burt, kreisler will be moving To
nashville AND i will be celebrating this every year AND
i will be throwing this, party AND i can't wait
till you guys. Come Chinese New, Year's oh, shit it's
all about. Luck it's all about. Luck you dress all in,

(03:54:07):
red you bring fresh, ones crisp from the, Bank it's
all about, gambling making. Noise pull Up Chinese New. Year's
pull Up Burt, Chriser Chinese. Years i've celebrated it every.
YEAR i love. It it's my favorite. Holiday you eat a,
ton you drink a, ton you, yell you, bring you
bring An asian cultural center. In they dress as. Dragons
there's me at that's me And Oliver stone And chinese nears.

(03:54:27):
THIS i fucking Love Chinese New year is more than.
Anything and WHEN i, Moved, god look at how fucking
FAT i. Am he looks better than.

Speaker 4 (03:54:36):
Me how's that?

Speaker 1 (03:54:37):
Possible WHEN i moved To, NASHVILLE i will be throwing
the most Epic Chinese New year's parties every fucking. Year In,
january everyone's dressed in. Red that's us In. Amsterdam that's
WHEN i flew those guys out For Chinese New, years
all dressed in, red, gambling eating, mushrooms partying our balls,
off but without a doubt and it's cultural. Appropriation Chinese

(03:54:59):
New years is my face favorite bad. Question when Is
Chinese New? YEAR'S i don't, know.

Speaker 4 (03:55:06):
But you're gonna own.

Speaker 1 (03:55:07):
It's it's like sometimes sometimes In, january sometimes In. January
we'll be here In, January january twenty.

Speaker 3 (03:55:14):
Ninth Late, january and it's always the year of something.

Speaker 1 (03:55:17):
Too last year was the, MONKEY i, think or the?

Speaker 3 (03:55:22):
Rat what year is it this?

Speaker 1 (03:55:24):
Year but it's so fucking. FUN i would TAKE i
would take A i would take a one hundred dollars
in fresh, ones put them in a put in in
a in a ziploc, bag put a rock in, it
throw at the bottom of the. Pool and then in
the middle of the, PARTY i go one hundred dollars
to the bottom of pool and all the kids would,
die jump in the, pool try to get the hundred. Dollars,

(03:55:44):
DUDE I i, Honestly I'm I'M i get so wild
At Chinese New. Year's that YEAR i was With Oliver.
Stone there was, uh, oh it's my year nineteen eighty.
Nine oh, wow the, snake the, snake it's a last.
YEAR i was making it rain on These asian. KIDS
i was on top of a ladder AND i was

(03:56:04):
like just throwing ones on, them just making it rain on,
them and all of a sudden saw that and he's,
like who the fuck is this. GUY i was, like,
buddy you bought the rights to my. Life he was like.
WHAT i was, like, dude you're the Reason i'm, here
the other REASON i have all. This if you had done,
THAT i wouldn't be. Here he's, LIKE i don't remember.
THAT i don't. Remember. Yeah see he's wearing Red chinese. Nears,
Man it's fucking. Dope it is the coolest fucking. Party

(03:56:27):
Oh chinese. Newears i'm gonna Own chinese nears in that. Show.

Speaker 3 (03:56:30):
Yeah fuck, Yeah, bert thank you for coming.

Speaker 1 (03:56:32):
ON i love, you. GUYS i love you. Guys, honestly
you've changed my lives in so many. Ways my friendship
with both of you means a great. Deal And i'm
telling you, you. Guys Welcoming leanne to The Bure olympics last,
year it was the coolest thing that that woman's ever.
Done she does not stop talking about. It she is a.
Rider die for both of. You motherfuckers like hardcore And Michael,

(03:56:54):
chandler but she's one of the, boys. Man, Man she's.

Speaker 3 (03:56:58):
Unbelievable and then you've Become. Austin i'm a friend to
both of. Us you've given us amazing, experiences letting us
come to your movie, premiere just being a part of
your life. Especial.

Speaker 1 (03:57:05):
MAN i can't wait till you guys Do. Rogan love, you,
BRO i love you, Guys love your Brother, joe

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