The Final Barstool x Bussin' Episode | Ari Shaffir Is Leaving Standup For A Year - Bussin' With The Boys

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, We're good.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You like.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Busting with the boys, hanging with the fans, betting on
the game. No woman's gonna tell us would not be

(00:25):
over here just drinking beer and making n baby. I'm
hanging with the Fellers, busting with the boys.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Brot do these glasses, Bob?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I got them at home Goods, Home Goods because I
felt like acting up.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, I see it.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
I was kind of feeling myself because I got contacts.
Now I don't have glasses.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
And oh boy switched up.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Huh, I'm acting up.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
An update on my uh my eyes run after these
messages because today episode three seventeen, it is the last
episode of Busting with the Boys. Under the barstool umbrella,
let's give a round of applause to the Pirate ship.
We absolutely love you. Thank you so much, holding.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Smile because it's happened. Should we do a moment of silence,
moment of silence, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
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Speaker 6 (02:36):
Isn't it crazy that starting next week? Yeah, we don't
know what adds we're gonna be doing.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
We don't know. We know, yeah, we know one, we
know two. You're right, we do not we.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Know two, possibly four, possibly four. But if you do
two plus two, that's four. Yeah, so that's how many
Ada reads we have an idea about we might have
maybe rumored fifth maybe where there's always Oh, I think
there is a.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Fifth rumor there might be there might be.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
How excited are you? Well, he's grabbed the mic.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm electrostatic.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
This is all done. We've done the sadness, the farewell,
the morning, the grieving of barstool, how much we've loved Barstool.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
But at the same time, it feels like that last
week of school where field days going to be taking place, right,
trying to get people to sign your yearbooks.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Like it's just the vibes and love is there. But
it's like we're about to go off to college, right,
We're about to go off to the next chapter.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
And who knows, right we might get We might get
in our thirties. We might look back and go, wow,
that was the greatest time of our lives. But right
now we're excited about the opportunity for the future. Yeah,
and that's what we're excited about, a optimism potential.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Ops ops ops ops.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
How stoked are you guys, Let's see it from the
back of the bus.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I'm super stoked. I'm really excited. Oh I feel like
I struck out with the PMT stuff. Big Cat's not
answering my dms. That's okay.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
I think they found somebody new. They found a new
shiny toy out in Canada.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeahah, they literally on the Canadian version of that.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
He's a rocket, he's awesome, he's a beauty.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
He can't be mad about it.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
So did he get brought on full time?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I don't know he I know that they basically made
him get a Twitter though he didn't have a Twitter
before he went to part of my take, I've only
seen the clips of this guy. By the way, horrible
timing by part of my take. Horrible timing to get
a Canadian producer after what Canada just did to us
in the Four Nations tournament. That's crazy. We'll break all
that down, we'll we'll we'll put that in a corner.
But this kid, every time I see a clip of him,

(04:28):
I'm like laughing, I'm giggling to myself, like I want
to be around this guy.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
He's got good vibes.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
He's got great vibes.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Three nut sacks? Does he really he has three nuts sacks?

Speaker 5 (04:38):
How much do are you catching his sack? He's got
three testicles or three balls?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Three nut sacks?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Hold on timeout.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Is nuts sacks?

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Doesn't even make sense? A nut sack.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Would imply that multiple nuts or in that sack? Are
you saying that he has a nutsack holding his two
balls and then two separate sacks?

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Sacks is a ball sack? And then to just wrinkle
flaps on the side.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I think he's just maybe he's just got droopy balls. No, no,
you've got a squirrel suit.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Oh yeah, he might have he has if that's all
one sack, he might have a case of the dream.
I do have a challenger, because I do have Yeah,
I not tm I, but like I got it. I
got the drop of sacks of all time.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
You do a great has charged with the that you do.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Sure you're like the doing the bat wing from the
movie waiting, Yes, thanks you.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
I'll pass off the mic because I'm gonna pull up.
I have a picture of the three Sacks.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I think that's okay.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I think I'm okay with that being on our bus.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Yeah, I mean we can see it.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, I love to see it. Maybe the viewer doesn't
see it. Maybe we can show them a blurry scream.
We'll show him a blurry screen. But just no, we'll
see it in person. Going past it. The mic Mitch
while he's pulling that up, so there's no dead time.
How do you feel about these new lands?

Speaker 7 (05:58):
I'm stoked to see what it looks like. I mean,
from what it seems like nothing's gonna change.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
So, I mean, it looks like sounds like nothing's changing.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Listening, Mitch is just somebody you just tell hey, buddy,
nothing's gonna happen here. Yeah, no one, It's all good.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
Sure, Yeah, I just I just know. I'm I'm good
with in my lane of thinking, in my lane of work. So,
but I mean, all the new opportunities and stuff that
we're gonna have, it's gonna be it's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
It's I'll tell you this, Mitch. Comfort is the enemy
of growth.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Wa what do you want mean? Is that my saying
I'm being comfortable right now. I just I'm comfortable with
my land.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I'm in right now doing a great jobbing too.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
He's uncomfortable for a second now that he knows.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
You always got to stay only the paranoid survive. You
gotta keep always be worried about who's going to get you?

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Is this internet safe photo of the two empty sacks
are driven out of his jewards in this photo?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Can we can we see up the real one?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
But I just want but this is for the viewer.
This is for the viewer.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Interesting arm placement by Big Cat. Hey Mitch, you're you're
not in trouble, brother.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
I don't know what what you're with that we can't
get comfortable.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
No, we gotta keep we gotta keep moving.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
We're a big pond.

Speaker 7 (07:16):
That's exactly what we're doing. We're getting We're going into
uncharted territory. We're gonna see, we're gonna test the waters,
and we're gonna crush it.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Heads on a swivel.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Keynote species keystone or keynote keystone species that did go
so hard?

Speaker 5 (07:33):
That did where we are?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh that's a sack?

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Oh fuck yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
First off, good on him for the comfort to put
those jorts on and know what was hanging.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Out that's.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
That's discussing.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
That's so.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I saw that photo this weekend and I thought that
was just some lake fat. That's some some triple the
see thick cut stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah, he's got a chip, a triple.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
T scrap, three sack, triple T squote. Perfect transition to
Jack McPherson.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
How you feeling, buddy, Super excited.

Speaker 8 (08:13):
I'm pumped.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
We talked about all the time in the bus.

Speaker 9 (08:15):
But like coming from the gravel lot, coming from the
old abandoned church, no Wi Fi hotspot, no ac It's
cool to see the growth of where we've come from
where we're going. Hopefully we maintain that gritty aspect as
we always have. Goooner Rex's mentality overall, very excited for
what's to come. I think everyone's on that same page

(08:37):
where just kind of a new chapter for us and
kinda we know it's gonna happen, but at the same time,
there's so much that you know it's gonna happen in
the next six months to a year. So it's gonna
be fun how it all unfolds. But big, big things
ahead for the boys, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
So pumped.

Speaker 10 (08:56):
JP about the opportunity to go to some of these
events that we were speaking on last week. We're gonna
have some some opportunities to go to my personal bucket
list events around the country, and it will be awesome
to hopefully.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Be able to experience those things.

Speaker 10 (09:16):
And also the new Obviously the barstool talent is awesome
to work with and bounce off of, but I think
the new guys that we'll be able to bounce off
with as well is gonna be really fun. And it's
going to be a new the same style of content
but with new people, and I think it's going to
bring like some new energy to our content and some.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah, like you're speaking to too, some of that access
we're gonna be getting.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
As outstanding there is that? Is that bucke list for you?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, I would love Yeah, at least once.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I thought we could say that out loud.

Speaker 10 (09:47):
Yeah, I think I think it'd be good to say
it out loud.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
The Derby Kentucky.

Speaker 10 (09:51):
Derby Kentucky, that's what you were talking about, Kentucky Derby,
NBA Finals, March Madness.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Going to check those things out would be awesome. She's
got got the masters pulled up on the screen. There,
that's a tough time. That's a tough time for us
to go because that's spring tour.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Oh, I thought you were saying to time there.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'm like, no, I think I think that would be
really fun to go to to go to it. Everyone
knows I'm not a huge golf guy, but it checked
it out. Like have you been in the Masters and say, yes,
I've been to waste management. I know what that's about.
I'm messed with that. Look at JP stayed ready mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
And we get hit up.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
There's there's a god I hate that we can't talk
about it yet, but there is one brain move that
I'm okay, should get rocked up for it. No, that's
one too.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh but yes, the one that the one. Yeah you
and I Yeah, chest bumping, Yeah, yeah, we'll see each.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Other every five minutes and just back go.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
I know, because it is I don't want to say
too much right now. Yeah, we don't want to say
too much that we're teasing. We're plan I know, I know,
and it is listen March one. Yeah, next week, next week,
you guys will have we'll open this whole thing up.
We'll world do a whole. We'll tell you everything about it.
You got anything you guys want to know if you
have questions for us that you want to know specifically, comments, comments, comments, comments, Yeah,

(11:17):
m gee, how you feeling maybe being an O G
guy seeing all this change?

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Jack kind of allude to a little.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
Yeah, it feels good, same thing everyone said. I think
it's exciting to have new opportunity. You know, being uncomfortable
is like the best thing for everybody. But yeah, good,
good opportunities on the horizon, new people to be around,
interact with. It's cool to see for sure, coming from
the generator to you know where we are now.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
We'll still be right here, We'll still be literally anywhere.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
And what last week or two weeks ago, we had
no Wi Fi for like a day and a half.
So we still get adversi all the time, same guys.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
And fucking Comcast dude, they've got to get their ship.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
What was going on?

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Saw your your Twitter?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I kind of just put something in.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
You know how char has the bar threes here in Nashville,
the two bar three spots you want to get into,
you name those locations, Paddock Placed, they have bar threes.
But anyway, hurt both of those businesses struggled with Wi Fi.
They weren't getting WiFi all week. And who's their service partner?

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Can I guess go ahead?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Comcast?

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yes? Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
So she says that I'm thinking, Yo, we're with comcasts too,
And then that's when I got on That's what I
got on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Hey we were comcasts?

Speaker 5 (12:29):
Also? Were you the house? I heard no, no, because
we don't have comcasts at the house. Okay, you know
what I mean? Like we were solid?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah, but I don't know what your I don't know
what your internet provider is. But anytime we get on
the game at night.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Like you you will.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
You and Jack are the ones that lag out the most.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
What do I have?

Speaker 6 (12:46):
I have Fiber? I have one of the fibers. I
actually have good Internet. I think it's like you know
how you'll go into Xbox and it's like the PvP.
Do you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Jack? Like, Uh, it's got this GNAT type inn at?
Have you guys a what I'm talking about? I sound
crazy right now, but I know people.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
You sound a little crazy to me. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
There's a type that it's like if it's not all access,
like if there's middle ground, it kind of hurts, is
like connecting the other players and everything else. Yeah, so
that was the issue I was struggling with. I ultimately
just had to reset the mode and then yeah, you
know what I mean, seconds to the point where you're like, hey,
should I time this or is it kind of just
a guest on thirty seconds has had to be thirty seconds.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Let me just go ahead and wait a minute.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
Just in case, just admit, yeah, dude, because I don't
want to have to come back down here, no doubt.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Is there ever a time that thirty seconds goes by
slower than round It's like I might as well be
an hour and a half.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Yeah, it takes forever.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
You want to do it right because you don't have
to have to be back there doing the same, no doubt,
no doubt.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Like that type I got, like this the sport home
like thing. Anytime anything goes down, it's like in this room,
like the specific little room with all the things.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Are, but it's locked. I don't have a key. About
to call somebody be like, hey, what do I do?
He's like keys under the mat over here.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
I like, go do it myself, and then I literally
I literally, I open it up and I look at
this thing and I'm like, what button do I press?

Speaker 6 (14:07):
It's just crazy. It's nineteen seventies computers. Boys, I'm not
going to play tonight.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, I just it's not even worth it. Yeah, keep
on pushing forward. So, yeah, we got excited, right, We're
greener pastures. We hope it's gonna be. Really I'm super
stoked about the opportunity of the access, the ability new
characters to kind of like hang out with collaborate with it.
It'll be a lot of fun. That's good news. Let's

(14:33):
talk about some bad news.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Canada.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Canada, they got us, dude, terrible. It's been terrible. It's
been terrible at home and it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
It feels like you should be wearing a Canadian jersey
right now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Taylor said something to me like, if you lose you
we have to do something, and she says something so outlandish.
I was like, no, I'm not doing that, but if
you want to make a bet, I'm down, like get
like you have to get an American flag tattooed type
of thing.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, something like that. But god, what a smoke show.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Great photo. The girl that had Yeah, she's.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
All time got that herself. Yeah, you actually taught me
how to fish.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, yeah, But uh that game, dude, just going into it,
I really thought there was not a chance in hell
we lose that game. I didn't think there's James.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Now.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
We came out of the game and for the first game,
nine seconds, three fights, So I'm I'm expecting some sort
of sparks to fly. It seemed like America thought they
sent a message and we're kind of backing up a
little bit, like Okay, now we're gonna play. They kind
of fell into Canada's game of like, hey, we'll go
speed for speed, match it up, and uh, I just
didn't think they got physical enough in the beginning. They

(15:40):
go up one oh, and I start to panic in
my head. But then I realize Canada's gone up one
oh in every single game with the Four Nations tournament.
So then we scored, then we score again. I'm like,
we're about to run the fuck away with this thing.
End up going to overtime, dude, and this.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Bennington.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
So Bennington, uh fun like literally when I'm in game
goalie and he's the goalie for Canada.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Say Louis Blue, I learned.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, people have this. The country of Canada has basically
disowned this cat for the last ten days, however long
this tournament's going on. They said, this guy's a sieve.
He sucks, like he's a mental head case. We can't
get it done. SIV is like, uh, like if you
put it like pasta, like when you're straining pasta and
it has a bunch of holes in it. So he

(16:23):
essentially like he's a sief, Like yeah, Swiss cheese. Yeah,
if you're a goalie, like it's like, uh, if you
go to a Michigan game or a Predator's game, like
when they score, when the home team scores, like safe, safe,
saf they have like this big chant calling you out,
basically calling you a bitch, and you have to stand
there and increase by yourself, just kind of like looking
down grabbing a drink of water. It's terrible, it's terrible.

(16:47):
But this dude goes into flow state in the in
the overtime we outshot. We were peppering the net over
and over and over again, and this guy was blocking everything.
And then who else Connor may makefucking day, Mike Jesus
sitting in the front open like no one's there to
bump uglies with this guy, and he just gets it

(17:08):
open that shot and puts our boy in a blender.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
What's our dude's name, Connor Hellibuck.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Hella Buck. I want to say Halifax, but Hallibuck like dude,
he played. He played amazing Halifax Highlanders. Baby, he played
amazing all tournament. But I'm just thinking to myself, Bro,
we should have won that game, like we outplayed them.
We outplayed them, we won the third, should have put
to bed third, We should have put it to bed overtime,

(17:34):
like we were in their offensive zone so much this
second period it got dicey, and even the start of
the third like they were in our offensive zone so much.
And it's like I'm I'm sitting there watching the game,
literally beaming with American pride, Like when they score, my
heart sinks, and then we score, I'm like cheering all that.
Between periods, I'm.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Calling my wife.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
She's got her whole family in her mom's apartment. They're
chirping at me. We're going back and forth talking about
Wayne Gretzy's the captain. I'm like, he can't save you.
He's too old.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
We have micro Yeah, we have micro the ultimate locker.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Room guy, Like what do you want? Like, what do
you can go?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Tip for tat?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
No problem.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
So it just sucks, man, it sucks.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Gotta shoot it better man the minute, Yeah, for sure
the minute they.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
I'm like, damn, this guy's a savage. You've got it.
You gotta place it better on the net.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
What's amazing to me about hockey is these dudes will
be in the game faster. These dudes will be in
the boards guys, and they'll be like in traffic and
they'll just throw the puck like across the ice and
they're boys right there, like they know where everybody's at.
It is crazy. The amount of chemistry and flow and
like poetic movement these cats have and there's always aware
where each other at.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
It is nuts. Yeah, it's impressive. I just think they're
out there skate.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
I just think they're out there just playing like.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Shu you you watched that and you're like, I could
do this.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Oh I don't think that.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
What's what I think to myself?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
So I'm like, yo, I think that would be awesome.

Speaker 8 (18:56):
We were talking about it, like how fast they're moving
out there for how tight of an area it can be.
It's insane crazy, Like I don't know the actual distance
between blue lines, but it's not big and you're flying.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
I just think it's that game was so crazy because
it's so much fall. It's their all Star week and
they're just out there laying it on the line.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
For their country.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
They played games on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeah, back to the NHL.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Back to the NHL. Literally, those guys who were on
opposite teams hating each other just went back to being
on the same team.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Like when we lost, like, sorry.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
About that, Oh yeah, no problem, but let's get.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
When we lost. I was bummed.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, the Americans were tight, Canadians were and they're like, oh,
you know.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
When we lost.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Just seeing the defeat on Team USA like to me, like, yeah,
I was bummed at the USA lost, But I don't
really watch hockey. I'm kind of watching because the country
is like the moment that this thing was shaping up
to be. I didn't even know what the Four Nations was.
Then you're learning that it's just a tournament in the
middle of the season and these guys are just it's
all for pride.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
It's brand. Was the first year seeing the defeat. This
year was the very first, very first year they did it. Yeah,
and seeing just.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
Just how down bad Team USA was, I just I
fucked with it, not because they lost, but because of
how much these guys care about this one solo game.
And ultimately it's like in their world that the NHL
and everything else like it doesn't matter right right, But
it does. And it's like that little kid that's like
watching all these these leagues in these games in the nineties,
it was all about work, I think, and pride and

(20:21):
hard and everything. I'm not saying that doesn't happen anymore, obviously,
everybody plays with a lot of heart and everything else,
but just seeing it, I felt like that was the
example and now was the product that just had you
bought in where it was like a massive win for
hockey because no other leagues are doing that. The other
leagues are are doing something in the middle of the
years where the guys would just sell out. Like I
want to say, PK su Band was having that rant
on I Forget Whatever show. It was a first take, Yeah,

(20:44):
first take about like the difference between them and the NBA.
I thought he was spot on about it. It's just like, yeah,
those guys are killers. On the ice again not saying
there's not killers in the NBA, but the viewership and
everything else. I thought it was a massive win for
hockey and a massive win for the sport.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, it was like it was the most watch game
in the last thirty years of hockey. The most watched
game was just nuts. It's it's crazy. And like my brother,
So my brother played junior hockey. He I was my
dad's from Minnesota. Like I was like a little bit
in that world. Like I spent a lot of time
as a kid at the icet End in Scott's, Arizona,
where my brother would always go. So it was always
I kind of had like a basic, very like one

(21:20):
oh one understanding of hockey. But to see other people
who have never even watched hockey, like it never cared
to watch it. It's awesome to see how much it
was talked about because it is one of the most
entertaining sports.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
How all that arena seemed to be Like, yes, dude,
everyone is bought in, like that was an Olympic gold
medal being played for.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
That was and it was for nothing. Yeah, like you
guys got hats in a trophy that essentially, like I
guess it means something now like no no Olpen Medal,
nos Stanley Cup and the energy was Stanley Cup Finals.
It was intense. It was awesome. Y'all been to Preds games.
They're dude, the intensity is unbelievable. And how many games
those guys play, what do they play? Like, how many

(21:58):
games they play?

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Eighty three eighty two a year.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
And just to come up with that kind of intensity
week in and week out is just wild.

Speaker 8 (22:06):
We play eighty two and then you get into a playoff.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Series series best of seven, seven.

Speaker 8 (22:11):
For four rounds.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Crazy, man, just crazy, But yeah, it is. It is
interesting because like we don't know a lot about basketball,
would love to jump into basketball a little bit more
and kind of figure that world out. But at the
same time, like you watched some of the clips from
the All Star Game when they're doing the three point
shooting and they're just going for time, so they're kind
of just throwing the ball on the ground and they
go the next thing. It's not entertaining at all, and

(22:32):
you can tell these guys just kind of don't give
a shit, like they're they're a part of it. They
got their all Stora jersey on, they got to add
another notch their old belt that they're really excited about.
So when the career is over, that's part of their legacy,
which is awesome, but it just kind of sucks, like
there's nothing really to get excited about.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
I wonder how you can spice it up, Like, is
there something similar that the NBA could take from the
NHL to do JP. I know you're our NBA expert expert.

Speaker 10 (22:57):
Back in middle school, I was the expert. I just
think I was telling you guys this the other day.
Like in a lot of sports, I believe and I
want athletes to get paid, but I think they're overpaid
because even when we're growing up, they're not. The eighth
guy on the roster is not getting the eighty million
dollar contract. So they show up to the All Star Game,
they want to win the skills competition. Everybody wants to

(23:19):
compete in the dunk contest. You want to win the
three point contest. There's so much more pride. I'm sure
there's incentive to win it financially, but now it's like,
if the eighth best player on your team is getting
sixty million dollars, what do they care about an off weekend?
Why would they want to try, and then you see
it in the regular season, it's like so many dudes
are resting and that leverages.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Because that's what was PK was talking about.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
He's like, there's a difference between between being hurt and being injured,
right and NH like us were playing hurt.

Speaker 10 (23:48):
They play the same amount of games eighty one in
the NBA, eighty two in the NHL, and you don't
see guys in the NHL doing rest and then.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
They've it like weeks.

Speaker 10 (24:01):
But yeah, I think the NBA like they're losing the
fans just because we can tell that, like the heart's
not in it and it used to be in it
and now it's just kind of it.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
There's a level privately used to come with it, right, right,
that got that much money and you're like sitting on
the bench playing only a couple of minutes a game,
like like I'm sorry, it's hard to sit there and
be like, yo, I'm gonna go balls out on this
all start thing that really means nothing.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
And especially when you're in the middle of the season,
you gotta you gotta think about you know, you're thinking
about injuries, like, hey, this is this is very especially
when you're getting paid the amount you're getting paid, because
I think that's fair to say.

Speaker 10 (24:37):
It's like that's not right, Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I
think like Matt Stafford, he's asking for fifty million. And again,
I love sports. I want people to get rich, but
no athlete should be getting paid fifty million a year.
I know that could be a hot take, but like
there's so many other things out there, and like people

(25:00):
and you fans see it.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
What's what's a fair number to you?

Speaker 5 (25:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
I mean, yeah, teams try to do that with contracts.
Teams try to do more incentive.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, but it's remember the guys that are like commanding
the like the most money. Yeah, the guys with the
incentives are never the dudes they are like the highest
paid with incentives up to even higher paid. Yeah, it's
always the guys that like, you know, maybe they got
hurt and they got they gotta have approved deal, or
you know, if they get this many yards something that
the team will sit there and be like essentially you're gambling.
You're like, uh, you know, if he does this, great

(25:34):
for us, right, he's get to know two and fifty
thousand dollars. Yeah, but to put it, to put a
cap on how much guys make.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
It is tough.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I understand where you're coming from. I don't have a
line to draw right now. I just it'd be crazy
to be like because initially just not Stafford, I'm thinking
to myself, like, if you command fifty million dollars, you
should get fifty million dollars.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, I wouldn't want to get your Yeah, but I do.

Speaker 10 (26:00):
Like I think fans now more so than ever, are
getting fed up with athletes because you see guys in
the NFL, they're walking out on their team, Guys in
the NBA are sitting out, and it's like, yeah, college
football people are sitting out and getting paid and as
the fan, you're just like, again, I want them to
be rich all these things, but like, man, like put
it pour in your heart to it how everybody feels

(26:23):
they would if they were in that position.

Speaker 6 (26:25):
Yeah, it's unfortunate because it's one of those like it
is what it is situations, right, because you grow up
like we're all we were all young athletes growing up
aspiring to play professional sports, and it's like there's this
love of the game, this love of the game, this
grit is hunger, this heart, all of it that goes involved.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
And when you're a.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
Fan, it's you hold that same mentality and standard, whereas
as you're a player getting to learn it and realizing
you're ultimately in a business and you get used up
as a commodity, and then you taste the business a
little bit and it creates a little bit of that bitterness
and it's hard to you kind of like it's like
some of it gets lost because you're also realizing that
you are in a business, and it is such a

(27:02):
business that makes hundreds of millions of dollars, and if
there was a massive we're just obviously the mass everything
got brought up. But if say somebody's getting a contract
and it's all incentive base and a team that's trying
to win, it's like, y'all gonna guarantee you raise your
floor that much higher. That resets of market. Guys learn
that hey, this is the new market. Then guys are comparing.
But it's also it's such a business like inside and

(27:24):
when you're on the outside of it, it's all about
the love of the game and everything else, and it
just it gets blurred. So I don't I hear you
and I feel what you're saying, and I want the
athletes to get paid. I want all that to happen.
But even as a sports fan becoming more of a
sports fan fan now now that I'm out of it,
and kind of like when you watch that Four Nations
hockey game go on, and you're kind of watching it
from that perspective of that little kid growing up and

(27:46):
loving the sport, loving the competition and seeing in their eyes,
you yearn and want that for the athletes now, but
it's with the money dynamic and the business going on,
I do feel like a lot of leverages is tilting
more towards the players, which is what every player and
what every CBA in union fights for.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
It's like you want everything incentive base.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
But then when you got the guaranteed contracts in NBA
even NHL, it's like, I know, the NFL works, wants
to work toward a sport for one hundred percent guarantee
contracts in a sport that is, you know, has one
hundred percent injury rate. So it's it's so much negotiating
and so much business that all of that gets lost.
You start to get removed from that little kid who

(28:24):
grew up loving the game. You still love the game,
but you realize that they view you as a commodity.
They'll cut your ass, they'll trade you'll, they'll do whatever
they want with you. And when you start to realize
that and understand that, you start to play that game
against them versus understanding that little kid that just wanted
the opportunity. I'm grateful for the opportunity. You start to
feel like, Okay, there is leveraging here. I got to
figure out what my leverage is. And then you try

(28:44):
to find it and you try to capitalize on it,
which blurs the lines for the fandom of the sport,
the love of the game part of the sport, because.

Speaker 10 (28:52):
There is something is like, yeah, I work for a
company and I'm viewed as a commodity and they could
fire me, they could do whatever they want to me,
and that the employee wants power with the employer. Yeah,
so it's like that's why they get so frustrated with
the athlete stuff. It's like everybody gets it, and ultimately
everybody does want the same thing, YEA, like everybody be

(29:13):
treated fairly. But it's just wild to me. And you
look at all of the favorite players amongst the people.
They all have like the same thing in common, Like
everybody loves Saquon Barkley because Saquon Barkley wants to play
the entire game and it's going to run his butt off.
Derrick Henry like all these Tom Brady like those guys
were paid handsomely, but they showed up and it's like

(29:35):
you can feel the passionate it is.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
It is different that one statement because football is only
seventeen games in the regular season as opposed to eighty two,
eighty three, one hundred for whatever for baseball, So I
mean I get both sides.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
It is. The thing is is you when you.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Grow up and you play a sport. We've all played sports,
and you like have a love and a passion for
that sport whatever whatever it was.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
That you played.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
And then you get to college when Will and I played,
it's like that school is just all into you, like,
how can we make this guy better, better, academically better
so he can be better for our football team life skill.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Now, it's like guys are players seem like they have
all the leverage in college football as opposed to in
the NFL, when it's more like you it's definitely display.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Yeah, but when you're one to understand who's getting paid what.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
When you're in a like when will it win? Back
in our day, like twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen, when we
get into the league. I remember sitting there for the
first cuts and you know, there's ninety three guys in
a team, and you sit there and like the next
day there's you know, seventy two being then this should
be another cut that gets down to fifty three. The
next thing, you're like, Yo, what the fuck is this?
This is crazy? And that's when that's when it really starts.

(30:39):
You start to realize that you are a commodity and
you're only as good as long as you can last
for that thing. So I understand why players are like
looking out for themselves, and I understand, you know, wanting
the most dollar amount you could possibly want, But like,
how do you get to a point if you're a
franchise showing that you care enough about the player so
the player cares enough about you as well. Because it's

(31:01):
the world we're going in right now, really seems like
it's kind of like a standoff, Like there was always
that underlying Like you get the ten year vet and
be like, hey, listen, they're gonna get you, like once
you're not good enough, they're gonna get you. But now
more than ever, it's like more clear more on the
open that Like it seems like the team versus the
players as opposed to the team's the players being a
part of the team. Does that make sense?

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
And I was just gonna add, like, I don't think
it's a league thing, Like the types of people that
are like in the NHL are different than in the NBA.
I think it truly is, like you are saying, with
the money, it's just apathy is a natural thing. It
Filming av log and editing it for JP is as

(31:44):
second nature as an NBA player dunking a basketball. So
if JP's getting paid twenty million dollars to film a
vlog for you guys, he's gonna be staying there going
why the fuck am I doing this? Like why am
I filming? I make twenty million a year? Like this
is dumb, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Like it's just.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
I don't know, I feel like it's a natural things.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, but I think if I said, like, you know,
someone paying you twenty million dollars to make a volog,
It's like you've made the best guy damn vlogg ever win.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
You You would think you would think million to play
in the NBA.

Speaker 10 (32:17):
You better show up every single night like you're making
twenty million dollars.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
Yeah fair point, Yeah, fair point.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
But NBA is like not the only one that does
a subpar All Star game. Like we watched the Pro Bowl,
Like we actually don't watch the Pro Bowl. It's like, yeah,
they're doing like sled pushes and shit now and even
lucky enough to play in a couple of them bad boys.
Like when I played it, there was actual game and
the game was like you jow. You're like, especially in
a jog throw while fans are watching you a couple

(32:43):
of guys try not to get hurt. You're trying not
to get hurt, and you look agent and as offensive lineman,
you're like, hey, if somebody starts going hard, we'll just
slide towards that guy. We'll we'll slow him down real
quick and then and then it'll all go back to
the status quo. So it's not like the NBA is
the only All Star game that's like not showing up
the way it should. But I think with the hockey thing.
It just kind of comes down to like that patriotic pride,

(33:06):
that pride in your country to be like, yo, I
get to play for something with Yeah, with the stars
and stripes on my chest, with the maple leap on
my chest, whatever Sweden and Finland have on their chests,
like there, fucking yeah, three crowns like Forestburg was Forrestburgh
played in that tournament. That's awesome. I'm sure he was, you.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
Know, I mean Sidney Crosby. And my wife was like,
is that Sidney Crosby son? And I'm like, no, he's
still playing.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Still playing, like Jevity seems so much longer with the hockey.
Twenty six years he's been playing international games and just dominating.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah, fucking do it again too.

Speaker 8 (33:37):
One thing that is crazy about hockey, though, is like
you're on the only on the ice for like fifteen seconds.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Yeah, yeah, like a long.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Shift is a minute. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
But that's why the boys go so hard.

Speaker 8 (33:47):
That's why you can go hard way long, man. And
when you stop moving, you're still moving.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, You're just just going forward.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
So it is crazy.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
It is nuts, ma'am.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
It's an interesting conversation to talk about because, yeah, I
understand all those different angles. It's like you want those
things and selfishly from the player perspective, when you realize, hey,
when these cheers and booze die out, like who's going
to be standing there next to you? And it's like
you ultimately it's like your family and people that are
going to be with you after you've you've left the sport.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
So you need to figure out how to juice as
much as you can out of that sport while you're
playing that sport. Yeah, how do you want to be remembered? Tough? Yeah, tough.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Look for the NBA, they took a hard out, they
took a hard out.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
And football, I feel like it's hard just because you can't,
like we couldn't do a tournament like that because you're
not able to play multiple games.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
And I feel like we would be the first one,
not the first ones. But I think it's easier for
us to like give an excuse to football because they
could they could argue, you guys play an eighth of
the games we play per year. You guys only play
hardly at all, Like, how is it that hard? And
hockey is super Hockey is played in the boards.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Come on hockey is so physical too, though.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Not a physical No, it's physical. No, No, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Football is the most physical sport.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah maybe rugby probably not the fuck rugby. I don't even.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
Rugby rugby sarcy, Yeah, everyone does.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
There's the scrum, everyone's locking up. God, so much we
don't know about sports.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Is pretty violent.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah, that's probably a couple of times a year they do.
I mean you fight a lot. What are you fighting
three times a year?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Yeah, you're fighting a lot.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
You're in camp for twenty four weeks.

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we obviously should talk about Michael Chandler get his next fight.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Yeah, big fight coming up?

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Speaker 2 (36:59):
Mustine Chandler fighting Patty pimblet that his name Paddy Pimble's
get right offross from Mike back in the octagon quickly quickly, man,
I mean we can go around and circle and say
with who we think are gonna win Mike first round.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
This is busting with the boys. Mike Chandler is our fighter.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
He's our boy. That's our fucking guy.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
It's gonna be JP.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
How do you feel about the fight? NBA UFC expert
tuning in chiming in.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
I love it for Mike.

Speaker 10 (37:29):
It's a big name that he gets to fight against
that brings a lot of buzz to every fight. And
even Mike has had almost all great fights, but I
would say of all of the people he's fought, Patty
is probably the best promoter out of Olavera hooker. Poier
is a good promoter just because he's been there for
so long. But you even see Dustin Poitier on Twitter,

(37:50):
who he has called Micah bitch all the different things
he says, all the bad things about him, but he's like,
I got Mike. Regardless of how I feel about him,
He's probably gonna win for round, second round. So when
Poorier's on his side, you know that the matchup is
favorable and I can't wait to watch it because it
also will just kind of propel Mike to another banger

(38:11):
fight after this.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
Yeahs like and you're right too.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
The marketability of Patty and his promotional style, like him
going to that that gym not too long ago and
tapping out that. Yeah, that was it a troll? Was
it a fighter that had sent some off fan ship
to ye?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Some guy was talking shit, so he just pulled up
on him.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Him and his team, they pulled up, They circled around.
It was this little gym. They put some they put
some pads on and they went and Patty had him
choked out and the dude was tapping out and Paddy
wouldn't let him go.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yeah, put him asleep for real?

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yeah, well did he? I don't know if he wanted
to put him to sleep, but Patty just wasn't letting
go to where everybody had to kind of jump in
and break him up. Like it was. It was fueled.
It was like real. It was like real hate that
they're fighting.

Speaker 10 (38:50):
And stylistically, I think it's the first time Mike has
fought somebody that also will he's a little bit more calculated,
but he's down to go bass to the wall and.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Just put on a show.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
You got some fireworks.

Speaker 10 (39:01):
Fireworks in Miami, which good for Mike pay wise. I
guess the same would be the same as Vegas, but
he still hasn't got the Vegas.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
I know, I hit him up. I was like, I
swear to God. At this point, it's like a joke.
I know they don't let you fight in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
He's like, I know.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
I was pissed back too, But Miami is awesome. It's
gonna be awesome. I think he wants to fight again quickly.

Speaker 10 (39:19):
I would imagine he would because he's I mean, dude,
he's played his matchup game so well. Yeah, he's always
fought a big name. Patty is, you know, lower ranked
but huge name, and it's gonna set him up for
another probably top five matchup. And usually if you have
Mike's record, you probably wouldn't be getting all those matchups.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
You want to fight somebody quick too, because you know
he's not getting any younger. True, he's like older in
the fight game, and you got to get it while
you can.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
The McGregor thing, having like what two years off. Yeah,
but yeah, I mean you brought the record like going
too and four in the UFC, Like it doesn't feel
like Mike's gone to and four at all. Feel like
he's undefeated because every fighting he goes into even the
olive air one, which we can look at those first
four rounds he.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Lost, He didn't.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
He was there on the ground, looks like he was resting.
But in that fifth round it kind of erased the
other four in your mind. The result was still the same.
But like watching it, you're like, I mean, JP, we
were there. You know what I'm talking about. Knows what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
The Internet, he pointed, and he dude, comcast man, oh yeah,
we comcastcast.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
Yeah, god we cost Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
But when in that fifth round, you and I are
there over the shoulders of Tulci gabrn RFK screaming at
the tarp lungs thinking he's gonna end it right here,
and then stands up in the middle of the ring
with thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Left and body slams him.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
With the smile on his face.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
He just says, fuck it, does it?

Speaker 10 (40:46):
They say we're at the end of the violence era
of UFC because Michael be on his way out, Pourier
is on his way out, Gaechee on his way out,
Holloway on his way out, Voke on his way out.
All those guys put on shows and now feather waits
they still have good championship fights. But all these other
dudes are just a lot of grapplers that they're.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Not they're not violent, more tactical.

Speaker 10 (41:07):
Yeah, obviously they're violent.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
Yeah, but yeah, the pussy's out there, pussify.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Internet's back, just like that Internet's back. Yeah, but dude,
shout out Mike. I know he went out to camp
excited to watch the boy. I don't think we'll be
able to make it because we'll.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Be spring to spring toward it up stuff with the
Spring Tour. Yeah, so anyway, fingers crossed, fingers.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Cross, I think, yeah, I think we're dialed. Have you
heard from uh yeah from your Yeah, and they're like, yeah,
we're we're on board with that for sure. They think, uh,
we'll talk, we'll talk. But I think Spring Tour is
gonna be awesome.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
We can talk about who it is, right, Yeah, I
mean a couple of the Yeah, a couple of Alma
matters as always, because the access we get there, I mean,
Nebraska doing the whole New n I L World, not
doing the Spring Game. There's gonna be a lot of
theatrics going on for their for their day spring.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
I don't even know what we call it anymore. Oregon
looking to get out do a lot of cool stuff
back to Oregon.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
We got to get Marcus to come out with us. Yeah,
we need to get Marcus to come out with us.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
What are we What are we hearing from mission there?

Speaker 2 (42:15):
I've told them kind of like my like perfect world,
how that would look with the uniforms and everything, and
they weren't like against their like, hey, we got to
talk to a couple of people, but like we're down
to get you guys involved. I don't think it'll be
like in the spring game, because I think they're kind
of going they might be going the route everybody else
is going. I don't know what their plans are. I
don't think they know their plans are yet, but the.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Route of canceling their spring game, yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
I just don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
It seemed like the New World everyone's kind of doing that.
They I didn't really like test the waters on the
spring who started it as U.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
B Yu ruling Nebraska Really yeah Pioneers.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
And wow, I thought b Yu did man any canceling
games left and right?

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Any comments on y'all? I've said my comments.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah, yeah, that is nuts.

Speaker 9 (43:03):
I mean it's been how we signed this contract in
two thousand and six, Hey.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
JP, did we not six? The landscape of college football
was a lot different?

Speaker 5 (43:11):
My friend, I mean, do you have any words?

Speaker 9 (43:15):
Yeah, just as as an alumni, as a guy who
played on the team, are you is it not seem
a little cowardice?

Speaker 5 (43:21):
Does not seem a little like, hey.

Speaker 9 (43:22):
We're not actually where we want to be currently in
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
I don't think it means that at all. I think
there's financial there's a financial strategy to it. I think
even strategy wise, the committee shows that they don't value
strength of schedule. So even beating you guys, there's no upside.
There's no upside even you guys, if you guys were
to beat us, there's no upside in you guys beating Nebraska.
It's only downside. You might as well cancel the game,
throw bowling green in Miami, Ohio.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
On the schedule.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
They can get the rest whip that can be at home. Financially,
we're made whole and you have more money to pay
these players that are commanding higher salaries going into college football.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Two trains with out here too.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
But as a fan, but as a fan, I am
bummed this game is not happening because I feel like
the historic programs of Nebraska and Tennessee, seeing that red,
seeing that orange out there playing against each other two
years in a row, especially us being located in Nashville,
knowing our ties to both schools. I was so excited
for those games, but seeing it get canceled, like, look, it's.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Business, it's fucking business. Whooping your ass does nothing for Nebraska.
Are going seven and six this year.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Let's calm down.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Bet money on that, all right.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
You're saying, I'll say we win more than seven games.
You're saying seven or less.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I say Tennessee will win more games.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
No, no, no, no, don't change his bet. Now you said
we're going seven and six. Sure, five hundred. That's fun, Jez, that's.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Come on, man, that's I mean, we know in history.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
I hate doing it, dude. We do no history reals.
Third year don't wins reruals third year in every program
don't digit wins. But he didn't. He didn't have a
turn around.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
The second year he won more than one. Guess what
a the first year and seven, last year, six and
six this year, he'd be.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Right where he needs to be in the seven and six.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Year if you won one or two more games.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
You're right, we're winning ten this year.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
I hope you do.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
But you gotta play Michigan.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
You said that's a tough bet for me. Yes, you
don't think we're gonna win more than seven? Dog?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Can we have a yes or no? Can we have
a logical conversation? Can we just sit here?

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Do you believe that we're gonna win more than seven
games this year?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Do you remember?

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Yes or no?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I am going okay, let me just say maybe because
I can see both sides. I can see I know
the rule jump, I think can I this year? Can
I go through my fucking I'm asking the questions I know,
and I'll give you an answer, a long winded answer.
Let me do the weave on you like forty seven?
Rule does show that he makes a jump in the third. However,

(45:47):
you guys have only you guys went five and seven
and then what did JP and I say? Six and six?
You're getting pissed out?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
You the same time you have right now?

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Seven? Come on, we won seven?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
We went seven and five this year and we beat
up bab I don't I don't get it's a bowl game.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Let's get let's get to the part where we talk
about let's get to the part where we talk about
this year.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
History, stats, everything shows you guys go seven and five
this year, a strong seven and five.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Okay, So let's have a bet. Do you think you
bet with Jack?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I don't want you and I will have our bet
and our bet will come September twentieth.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
I want to know if you think we'll win more
than eight or more games this year? Eight or more?

Speaker 6 (46:23):
Yeah, like you're personally, you're sitting in a room by yourself.
Do you think we're gonna win eight or more games
this year? And don't think about Will Compton? Okay, I
was gonna say about none of this year? Right, if
I'm not thinking about Will Compton.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
I was gonna say.

Speaker 9 (46:35):
Mike Eckler goes back to Lincoln. Does he kind of
whisper in some ears? Hey, if we continue with this,
we're gonna get our asses well by Tennessee.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
I tell you what.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
You don't want to know what he actually thinks about
when he saw this roster, this pat with this first
week at work. I do you don't want to actually know?

Speaker 5 (46:49):
I do want to know. Can you tell us?

Speaker 6 (46:52):
Hey, listen, loose lips, think chips. I'm not going to
talk about my private conversation. Also, just letting you know
you would like to know what he thought. You would
love to know what he thought.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
So because it involves whooping your knd.

Speaker 9 (47:04):
Ass, y'all are paying his five hundred grand to pull out?

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Yeah, because I think we make more money having the
two home games.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Also, Jack, Jack, it's not it's not your best interest
to play about home. I would love you guys only
have you guys only have two teams. You guys only
played the same team like one one an accountant. It
was a house state universe. They lost twenty one to fourteen.
Y'all lost by.

Speaker 9 (47:24):
Forty Okay, that was an entirely different Ohio State team
when they played lost that I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
I'm saying, sorry, you're right, I forgot that we had
a common opponent, you had a common opponent anything.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
I'm saying what I'm saying, it's probably not your best
interest to play.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Yeah, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Flip flaw ask conversation, y'all. Oh oh, but to answer
your question, I would probably your lesson eight.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Okay, we'll find a bet.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
No, we found We're going to find our bet on,
but it's going to be around that. We'll have our bet.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
We found our bet it's going to be around over
seven and a half wins.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Why don't we just been on the bus.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
We'll bet on the bus and ball two. We can
have more than one, bet.

Speaker 9 (48:04):
Tyler, Why don't you go through and predicted this schedule
because we know what Will's can do.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
We're party the schedules in March, now, I guess are
in February.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
February, yeah, yeah, this is usually we do it way earlier.
We do it right after the season. Cincinnati toss up,
toss up, that's the Kelsey Bull. That's gonna be an arrowhead.
It's gonna be we'll say Cincinnati takes that one. Akward's
a dub Houston Houston Christian. Yeah, that's okay, that's a

(48:31):
dub SO two and one Michigan. I mean, buddy, you're
going that's that's two and two Michigan State. I see
a dub Maryland. I see a dub Minnesota. Scrappy boys,
scrappy boys. I see Minnesota taking that one. Northwestern. I

(48:51):
could see you guys win in that one. So where
we at now five and three, five and three, USC
no home, okay, Ucla at U c l A just
going off last year, yikes. Penn State at Penn State,

(49:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
And then Iowa.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
You should beat Iowa every year, but you don't.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Five and seven wasn't it. Let's give him Cincinnati.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Mines. I don't know, du because.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Minnesota's October, mid October.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
They have an outdoor stadium. Bro the Gophers. You guys
know how to feel about the Gophers. I'll give them
a revenge game.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Revenge game at U c l A. Seven and five.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
That's a tough that's a tough schedule, that's a hard skalu.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
We played nine conference games in the hardest conference in.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
The hardest conference. Yeah, I mean that's I can look
at this. I can look at this and for sure
see seven and five.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
That's not it.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
I could definitely, but I think his opinion is that's
a proud seven and five.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, a proud seven and five.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
You were yourself.

Speaker 9 (50:13):
But the Pinstripe, Realistically, what games are you all losing
on this schedule?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Real?

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Realistic? Realistically, I'll say.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Realistically, And I love Nebraska.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Maybe Penn State Okay, because we're at because we're at
Penn State. Yeah, look, I think we're getting double digit wins.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
You think you go in the playoffs this year? If
we're a ten and two Big ten team, Yes, we
were in the playoffs this year. You're gonna beat Michigan.
I think we can beat you guys. Absolutely. Would you
guys do last year? Guys didn't do ship last year?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Only on right team the consecutive to beat top fifteen teams.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
That's that's something like, would you do this year? We
beat Alehouse State?

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Who then we have the same record.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
No, we went seven and five, you went six and six.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
We went seven and six.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Okay, Then if by that logic we win and you
go five.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
Okay, one game above. Of course, I think we can
beat you guys in at home bust and ball.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
What's on the line.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
What happened last time?

Speaker 5 (51:15):
Yeah, we got killed. We got I'm saying that doesn't
mean it's a saying it's not the same ball club.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
You're right, it's not the same ball up. We might
be better.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Let's pull up Michigan schedule.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
We might be better.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
Pull up Michigan schedule.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I mean, if this Bryce Underwood is who we think
he is, we might win it all.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
No, he's got it, dude, He's got it.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
If you if you knew.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
What I knew in the conversations I had, he's all right.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
New Mexico A.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
You go ahead.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Well, w AT Oklahoma lost a lot of players. They
lost top three most players in the transfer portal.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
I'll give you a W Central Michigan W. Nebraska L
Okay Wisconsin toss up. I'll give you w AT USC
L versus Washington, w AT Michigan State, W.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Purdue W. Northwestern, Jesus W Maryland w Ohio State loss.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
So was that? Hold on? Do you think we lose
a hou State?

Speaker 5 (52:21):
I think they get you guys. This year we'd beat them.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
We had no pass we have passing turned off.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
I understand you face them the playoff. You're getting tossed
around like everybody else did.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
That's nine ones according to Will Compton.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
Yeah, look, I think you guys got a good football club.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Will was real.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
Taylor was just kind of doing it a little bit
out of spite.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
We know how he operates.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I don't think Nebraska will lose to Minnesota.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Minnesota is the amount of conference, It's the amount of
time you took on Northwestern too.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Yeah, Northwestern doesn't even have a stadium.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
Cincinnati toss up dog. You said l I think with Cincinnati,
and then you came back around sad. I'll give you
Sinnai because you only give us five wins.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
It is neutral site, neutral site, neutral sites at Arrowhead.
That's like a home game for Nebraska. We're two hours north,
they are two hours north, two hours north.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
I don't know that I'm geography. I will say I
ended up at seven and five.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Yeah, beating Oklahoma in Norman is no easy task.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
No doubt, no doubt.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
I will say I agree, Yeah, I don't. I don't
disagree with that.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
He is coaching for his life.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I don't like the Ohio State.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
We beat him four times in a row.

Speaker 6 (53:32):
I know nobody's gonna correct. It's not that you guys
are just gonna go undefeated forever. I mean Ohio States,
the national defending national champions. Like they're reloading on their squad,
get it, and they have continuity with their staff and
everything else, like they're just billing.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
They lost everybody, what do you mean continuity of their staff?
They lost their OC, they lost their DC. They but
they're they're hiring internal, They hired one internal, They hired R. Heartline,
who I big fan of hardline as the OC.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
And then they bring in a beast for Oh yeah,
they bought in Matt Patre.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
Look I got you guys winning nine games.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
I'm pretty sure wink Martinale still there, still staying too. Yeah,
I think seven I mean, I don't think seven five
is disrespectful to you guys. I'm a I'm a corn Husker.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Second, you're not. You're not a corner Husker.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Come on, man, come on, man, you know you know
I respect you're not. When I go there, do I
not say how awesome it is you're in.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
You're in the octagon.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I didn't like the place. I would say, didn't like
the place I was in the hostas.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
I didn't like the place.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
He wore the corn cob on his head.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
I wore the corn cob in my head.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
I know you did.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I was supporting you do.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
It needs to be done, you do, it needs to
be there. Here he goes again, Here he goes.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
He supports Nebraska.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
He needs to be done. Yeah, like seventy five. That's
that's not disrespectful to you guys. That's that's sure.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
If I said, hey, I think your ball comes is
gonna get better next year.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
That's not getting better winning seven games again, it's he.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Said, you guys with your bull get then Okay, now
you're eight and five, Like, what are we talking about,
you guys?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Regular season?

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Listen. I heard what you said. I heard what you said. Man,
you're not a Husker.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
You're right. I'm a Wolverraine. However, all right, I love
the Huskers.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
You can love the Huskers, but we all know. We
all know what's happening. We all know what's happened. We
all know what's happening. It's all good. I know where
you stand.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
Yeah, Bert Kreischer, we gotta promo his bullshit because he
won the bench competition out at the Super Bowl and
the Las Vegas Show Double Down March twenty first and
March twenty second at Resorts World Theater in Las Vegas.
Tickets on sale at Bert Bertburt dot com. Oh two

(55:51):
Bears five K. We got to promote this too. I
thought we were just promoting his tours.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
We I had to do this last week too. I
read it, but I wasn't happy about it. The deal
was one at of it, right, Yeah, like.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
I thought it was just promote his tour all year long. Yeah,
him on to get him on the phone.

Speaker 6 (56:05):
Two Bears five K is on May fourth at Raymond
James Stadium in Tampa. But if you can't make it
to Florida, you can run virtually finish the five k
by the end of May and you'll receive the same
metal T shirt and hint and headband. Register at two
Bears five k dot com. Earlier pricing ends this week.
Why have two websites you can follow Bert Kreischer.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
You see he's trying to do another bet with squatting.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Yeah, he was trying to say four hundred. It's like dog, Yeah,
you can get four hundred.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Yeah, we gotta beat Bert something. Maybe you run the
five k this year.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
I'll run the five k. No answer scared, I'll be good.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
Like, oh, try to just try to intercept it all. Hey,
I know you won the bet that where we have
to promo with the entire year, but you do the
opportunity to kill it.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
I haven't ran in a while, but I would do
a five K. I think you can smacked that. I
mean I think I could be Bert.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Yeah, Birth's a bit of a runner though he did
it twice last year, right, yeah, he got you, got you?
Well he did it with then he like go back
and run it with Jelly. Yeah, walked one, ran one,
wats one ran one?

Speaker 6 (57:31):
What else do we have for we getting an Ari
Shafir By the way, the Ri Shafir episode that's about
us as podcast as you can get we, I mean
the just good old fashioned podcasting, good old fashioned podcasting.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
This dude. The the amount of just.

Speaker 6 (57:50):
Doesn't give a fuck jokes he talks about is all time.
He was known for, I know back in in in
my era of being a young young thundercat in middle school,
he was the one who did the uh the YouTube
episode is called the Amazing Racist, so funny and h
that's him. I thought he was dead. I remember I
was telling him on the episode a few months back.

(58:11):
I was kind of looking up whatever happened to this guy?
Because in the world that we're in now, I'm like this,
none of these videos would fly and I had to
figure out like where he was and.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
What he was doing. Then I learned that he's one
of the the mainstays on the The Park episodes. Though yeah,
say protect our part.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
Yeah, protect our parks for Joe Rogan, He's like, oh shitty,
he seems like he's thriving.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
It was so great.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
I mean the first twenty five thirty minutes just talking
about drugs. Yeah, awesome. Yeah, and then the amazing racist
to sit there and watch the will you watch those
videos with him and to be like you did anybody
ever look at you would say, hey, probably.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Don't do this. Yeah? It was awesome, man, it was great.
Let's talk about Kevin's Natural Foods though.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Just real quick.

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(59:40):
a taser in his hand. Now, I don't know if
my boy's getting to self defense classes or what it is.
And all of a sudden they start talking about The
sales guy comes knocking on the door of Friday afternoon, say, hey,
we're selling tasers. Will was against it, and apparently we
bought them out.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Is that what I'm am?

Speaker 2 (59:53):
I following the bouncing ball correctly.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
Yeah, my shot out, no free shot out of the
week goes to hustling salesman. Yes, yeah, that's why I
shout out over he shout out. I thought, you mean, no,
you don't ever hustle somebody who just walks in your
door of operation or not. No, Yeah, barges in. Nobody
knew who he was. He's just walking in and I'm
kind of sitting there because the lights buying him. Stryn

(01:00:17):
is no, we didn't knock?

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Was that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Boys?

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
What we got going on in here?

Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
What we got going on in here? And I'm thinking,
what the fuck's going on here? And he's like, yeah, yeah,
mister miltick Man, we should talk about seference.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
But stay on track. He comes in.

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
He's like, I got these uh, I got these tasers.
We're going door to door and selling some company we're offloading,
and we're selling them for dirt cheap because they're they're canceling,
they're they're getting rid of all their inventory. So he's like,
usually they go for about one hundred and thirty bucks
a pop, but I can get to you guys for
twenty four to ninety nine. And Jery comes up to
me and I'm like, don't worry, we're not gonna buy anything.
But he starts talking about it. He starts showing him

(01:00:52):
to us. He starts, go ahead and do that noise again.
He starts showing it. Yeh, it's all is that crazy?

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
Shown this this utility.

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
Flashlight where it can strob, it can be bright, it
could be damn. You charge him up their high powdered
and Nanny turns on the taser and when he ripped
the taser. I thought to myself, Oh, I could use
a couple of these. Charle could have one in a car,
We can have one at home. You just never know
the wife. Yeah, the wife would whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
I would not.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
I would not.

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
I'm not gonna uh And I'm thinking the wife would
thrive with one of these.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
These would be good. So I was like, do you
take cash? And he said absolutely sorry, ran out to
my truck, my Chevy c or two Silverado.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
I grabbed the Hunter and I was like, can I
get four of these? He's like yeah, it was running
about one o nine. I could give it to you
and eat that nine dollars. But I'm like, hey, don't
even worry about it, man, we'll get you nine more bucks.
Mitch comes out of nowhere with ten extra dollars. The
entire the entire shop bought a taser that day. Shit
well yeah yeah, And after he left, we all got
out our tasers. We all held him up and just

(01:01:53):
started ripping it in solidarity. No shit, it was so loud,
crazy and uh but yeah, he came in. We're like, oh,
don't worry, We're not gonna buy anything from this guy.
And he hustled the hell out of us, and then
after he left, Shirman is on his computer. He's like, guys,
I see I see these exact same tasers on Amazon
for ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
No way, yeah, that's that tip the cap.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (01:02:17):
We knew, we knew he's hustled, but the thought of
one hundred and thirty of pop is crazy. And his
boy comes in. A second guy comes in the door
mid pitch. A second buddy comes in the door with
a box himself, so you just know he's sitting back
like damn he got a good sale.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
No, yeah, yeah, they them.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Yeah, we started breaking it all down because it was
like yeah, I mean it was just today, like we realized,
oh man, we have way too many of these things.
We gotta get rid of him. Let's just go hand
him out. And then all of a sudden, we're paying
for it. And he's wearing a lanyard that has the
pricing with the tax built into it so he can
give you the proper change. I'm like, man, those lanyards

(01:02:59):
are pretty fancy for getting printed earlier today.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
And it's like he's like, oh, this would be good
at the US post Office. You know, what do you say?
Best pro shops bottle hole bot or bought a whole lot.
So he's selling you on it and we're buying.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
And you guys went to lift it up later and
it was on Amazon for ten dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Yeah, yeah, eighteen, but he's still turning up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
It's less than twenty five, less than twenty five, yeah,
less than twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
God, good for him, Man, good for him. That is awesome. Oh,
it was eighteen for a three pack. It was like
one singular taser was like four or five bucks. Oh,
eighteen for a three pack.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
I forgot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
I saw that. I saw the charging four too. It's
easy to charge.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
We got up. It's eighteen divided by three.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Mitch, Well, I know it's six, but I was just
I was just asking. I wasn't I saw I saw one,
three or four bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
I just you know, I wanted to check the mat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
I'm a math guy, so if you want to run math,
we can go toe.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
I just That's why I asked ship.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
But God, I see your match tell him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
But what I'm saying, I run math on you. Ni
seventy two. I was gonna get. I was giving you
an opportunity.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
Answer, Oh, I was giving you an opportunity to answer.
That's I was looking back there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
All right, let's just wait real quick. We'll do three
JP you say, say, I'm out loud, whenever you're ready.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
Eleven times six sixty six. Oh tie, No, I think
I got him on that. Thirteen times seven.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Ninety one.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Yeah, Demmitch, Hey, that's up. When you get into double digits,
that's a little.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Paper.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
I was carrying the two over there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Tough one. Are you good?

Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
But I mean, like once it gets double, like double
digits to double digit, it gets a little it'll take
a little bit longer, but I'll run it right.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
I'll try this one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Actually could be easy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Fifty times fourteen.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Five five thousand, No.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
Two fifty two hundred, fifty two hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Five times fifty.

Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
Five hundred and twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
How do you six hundred?

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
Hey, you can't get the twenty times fourteen? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Fourteen seven hundred yeah? Left?

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
Good game? Good game?

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Is that the new betting punishment?

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Now sounds like it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
We could do that?

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
What Michigan and Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Whoever has better record this year, the other person gets
to taste the other.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
No, I did that a real gun.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
You don't want to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
Whoever loses has to get shot in the lake.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
We will play Oklahoma at Oklahoma.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
I got you, man. I'm not even worried about y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Okay, so there, don't worry.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
I'm just saying I'm not going to risk getting.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Taste fair enough.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
September twentieth is going to be a tough day for busting.

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
It's gonna be a bloodbath. Yeah. I hope you guys
go down. I hope you guys struggle all year long.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
We're back to this. We're back to this.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
At least you know where I stay in transparency, I
guess so.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Yeah, I have perfect information on that. I appreciate you well.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I hope you I hope you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Do better than you did last year by one game.

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
I hope you guys fail. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
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Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Do you just want to go to Ari? You just
want to jump over get in this episode?

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Get into Ari.

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
How long we been going on the intro? One O
say Jesus Christ, what a fun time with the boys?
One oh six times twenty I don't know one O
six times twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Twenty one forty.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
Damn it, damn no, that is nice. You are nice
with math.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Let's get Let's get this episode ari.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Uh Will wasn't lying when it's a podcast of all pause,
I could sit there. It's the boys hanging out. It's
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Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Enjoy the show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
But I went to some of my favorite band of
all time is blinkin eighty two. There did you really rule?

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
There? Oh my go. They're so unable. Yes, they're so
positive and dug yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
And so when they went on tour last year, you
would see the clips from the like Coachella and stuff.
They'd say they're like really bad jokes, but like it
was like charming, like oh, you know, like that that
pop punk genre. And so we went to their concert
me and the boys like at the Bridge Stone and
they came out take off your pants and jacket. First
song was Anthem Part two and I sat there and

(01:08:21):
I was my literally tears weltered because I was just like, yeah,
it was like such a core part of my life
that I just loved their music so much. So like
that was when I was like, maybe I should start
going to some more concerts. And living in National it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Yeah, everybody comes through here. Yeah. They were like they
played at City Field. They're like, hey, these were the
Mets lose. I don't really care. I really don't care. Yeah,
it's so fun, But dude, that genre of music is
a festival?

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
It just the best alt radio station of the country
in DC. They went out of business. They went Latino. Yeah,
nine nine one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
So were you into that genre of music?

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Is that your like like early like Smashing Pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
And yeah, Smashing Pumpkins, Counting Crows for one, Charlotte.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
I already got away from me. That's that's later.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
Are you a good concert guy?

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
I love it too. You gotta do drugs, Yata. We
were in Delaware. I was just like, gack to my friends.
Meant to go do whatever, and I was like, I'm
fine here, and then I remember, here is a mom
like I would never want to be that fucked up,
and I'm like, I know she's talking about me, but
it's fine. It's a warm night. Yeah, you're so much better, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
You'll go to a concert, take some mushrooms and chill
by yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Yeah. Sometimes, or we went to Billy's Strings, we took
some mushrooms, like, let's not get too fucked up because
it was like outside chance we could have met him afterwards.
And then like halfway through we're like, oh, he would
be proud of us if we were fucked up, so
he's disappointed if we weren't.

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
Like, just get more.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Yeah. Then wandered into fort Worth Dud Festival. Guy, Yeah,
I love it. You've been out to a couple of times. Yeah,
that was fun and ship and then I got a
fucking pound of mushrooms for the whole comedy festival. Part
of Bonner in the Air. Yeah, I was just hooking
up everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
You were the guy. You probably felt like, yeah, there's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Like thirty of us too, and I was like, I'm
gonna get enough for everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
There's something it was so fun.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Everybody's people like al right, I heard.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Yeah, yeah, there's something about beating the drug guy. It
doesn't matter what drugg it is. But you're at a
party and you got like an eight ball on you
or something like that, and everyone's like, hey, I heard
you gotta.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Get a bump.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
You're like come on, You're like, yeah, some sort of
foundation between the two of you because you decide to
do a bumbum in the bathroom. That's a random house
house party to be good friends with the rest of
the party. So my boy right here and then he
comes back for the fifthday. I'm like, yo, throw me
at twenty Yeah, like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
This is getting this is getting out of hand, dude.
Most of them are like a scary or a scary
joke to me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
I've only done like a handful of times.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Yeah, and uh it's really fifty to fifty. I've had
really great experiences, and I've had some experiences that I'm like,
get me the fuck out of mind. You've done the trips, right, yeah,
I've done like a full three three point five the
grams or whatever it is. Yeah, that's like that's like
the boom, right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Yeah, you're pretty big. If you empty stumma, you can
do whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Yeah, them not like to that level, more so like
microdosing or like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
They don't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
I think the rumor was it showed up as food poisoning,
if you could even test for that. So that was
always the thing that was like people can do whatever. Nice, Yeah,
coke can show up. I can promise you that. That's
the obvious marijuana things.

Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
I would meet. I would meet teammates. This is Taylor's
past life. This is like back in college. But I
remember going out to Oakland and I'm drawing a blank
on who the magazine was, Magnuson there was another one
called and they're like, we were like smoking out in
the truck. We called it the Black Dragon. They're like, hey,
we're trying to we were all staying in the hotel.
You're trying to hit the Black Dragon, Like, oh yeah,
let's go. And we're sitting out there there like, so

(01:11:42):
is Taylor still pretty heavy in cocaine?

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
And I was like what.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
I was like, No, They're like, I thought, like he
doesn't do coca anymore, And they thought I was just
like they thought I had another mouth grown on my head.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
I'm like, no, man, he's he's family guy. He's pretty,
he's pretty buttoned up. I've never seen him do drugs
like bro, He'd come out at parties with like the
fucking Michael Myers butcher knife with just a mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
On it, like let's fucking go ye.

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
It snowed in July and all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
It was that was winter.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
I gotta keep you, got to keep it going. Got
this deviate except him to as a nice little parting
gift from cocaine as well. Fun times man, that's yeah,
that's me in college.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
You played in Michigan played I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Not on cocaine right there.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Later that night.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Yeah, Michigan, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
I don't know if ibrast this because in Nebraska, like
back in the nineties, they're known for just the drugs,
like before games, steroids, sure, steroids, all that stuff. Did
you ever do it before a game?

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Did you ever do it before a game? I did.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
I did coke like just go in. No, no, no,
I did like on a Wednesday before like I think
one big game. I can't remember what game it was,
but it was like a Wednesday, like my boys just
got town.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
They came to visit me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
And like they like had some waiting for him, and
so I did a little bit on like a Wednesday.
We played on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
Okay, So then it's like you're not no.

Speaker 8 (01:13:09):
No no.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
There was always like at the talk of like doing
the water bottle thing where you put it in the
you put coke like Lawrence Taylor did or they lady
allegedly did. He would take cocaine, he put it in
water and it would dissolve in there and he'd.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Like, drink it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
You can drink it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
I guess you can't. I think with cocie can kind
of do whatever you want as long as it gets
inside you, like whatever it is. Yeah, that's crazy, crazy
time man, crazy today.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
So how for today test randomly?

Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
It depends if you get in the program like ultimately
like for like for weed, there's like a line. Now
the threshold is much higher, but every year you ultimately
test during like O T A so like like A
or April made.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
So are you familiar with NFL and like how the
structure everything was? Do you know O T A S
is Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
He's a he's a ball guy. He's a he's actually
a sports guy. My fault, so like in the springtime.

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
In the springtime, but the union will send out an
email like hey, you're gonna get tested here in probably
a couple of months. They ultimately let you know it's
time to start weeding off if you're smoking a lot
of weed. And then when you get to OTAs, you're
you know, if I'm in the linebacker group, you're gonna
know if you're gonna get tested in OTAs or you're
gonna get tested the first week of training camp, which
is in August. So if you're the if you're part

(01:14:21):
of the crew who gets tested in OTAs, everybody's fired
up because like, oh, we're about to test.

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
And you only test hear and then it's out of
the way. When if it's training camp, you're like you're
bummed because you're like, all right, I gotta stay you
gotta stay sharp until gotta stay sharp until August.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Right, Well you can, yeah, I guess like right after
OTA is like them that midlandream. Maybe that weekend you
can take and kind of smoke.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
Yeah. Remember remember during COVID when I started to just
try to test, I started to test, like when I
would get over the threshold and I got all these piskeys.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Well, went to the CVS and like bought like a
kit basically that would tell him like where his levels
were at and how they were. Yeah, and he started
to kind of scientifically figure out, Okay, if I signed how.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
Long this is? How long I knowed Yeah, because we'd
stay up in play risk like every night and we
get banged up, and I'm like I kind of want
to figure out because I was just a free agent
at the time, Like I kind of want to figure out,
like once I start to piss positive and then if
I just stop, if I just stop taking edibles whatever it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
Is, how long it'll take it for it to get
out of my system. It would take probably forty eight hours.
Just drink a lot and then I would piss clean.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Yeah. Yeah, I just drinking a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
That's crazy because it always it was always like a
body it was like a body fat thing. Like the
fat is the faster marijuana gets out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Of your system.

Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
Yeah, yeah, but it takes forty eight hours. Yeah, and
then I'll try to go, you know, more days in
a row and see how long it take.

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
Obviously it take longer.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
But matter I like, like seventeen days in a row
and then quit for two days or like just one day. Sure,
I think so.

Speaker 6 (01:15:39):
I think so, because again after I would get to
forty eight hours, then I would do it for like
a week straight and then.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
See how long?

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Was this more science than you did in college?

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
Absolutely? Like I mean, and when it was COVID, you're quarantine.

Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
You're just trapped in thing and what all the different
things you're like moving frame picture, fremsday, sweetheart? Do you
think this should go here now? And then you get
in a weird argument over like hey I want this
down here now versus upstairs.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
But yeah, I got like one hundred piss cuffs and
just you know, got you know, put my head down.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
My head down and got the work, is what I did.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Experiment.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
People love to hit on COVID man, but that time
of our lives was actually so much fun. Like this
show is very new. I was out in California training
people like ship went down, like you know, I know,
people like like, let's move that out of the way,
let's talk about like the good times.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
But dude, we would we.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Would get high every night, like you said, and like
play Risk, you know, the board game Risk, but just
on our Xbox Live and it be us and three
of our boys, and it would be the most fun. Dude,
would be politicking back and forth. I'm trying to take Australia. Inevitably,
Will and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
I would always end up hating each other, hating each other.
At the end. You reboot around two pm the next
day and get after it again.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
Man. Yeah, it was some Bible Verse meme the next
day on how you might get back to win the
next night. Yeah, jets, dude, it really was.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
That was the best way to communicate that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
It was so fun. Nobody's falling behind.

Speaker 6 (01:17:06):
No one nobody getting like all right, the company, like
your team, they're you're trying to do zoom meetings like
you're trying to do it on Zoom. Everybody's trying to
figure it out.

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
It's new. The whole everything shut down, so you know, nobody. Yeah,
nobody's falling behind, nobody's getting a head.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
They should really do something like the purge, but like
a COVID like every decade, like take the virus out
of it, but just have like two months.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Everything nothing happened.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
No one's allowed to leave their house. You kind of
just no fucking around.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
No one's allowed to get better. For the next two
months and you just hang.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Out, can't do anything to neutral rejuice.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Yeah, yeah, to work on anything.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
There were so many days where it was like nude
and your body's like drinking, Like all right, what are.

Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
We going to do? What are we going to do?

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
I mean we might yeah, we might as well get done. Yeah,
this is it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
That's online risk.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
That's us playing risks. We did a stream last week
with our boys. They came back in.

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
Yeah, that's us.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Where I mean, just China half.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
You guys got into it. Always like some people like
shouldn't have money and some people should. Yeah, let us Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
In the bottom left corner, we had a beer counter here.
So the guy in the back, the guy who lives
with a white Shrek, that's Dennis Kelly. He had he
drank twenty two beers what and that three hour was
it three hour setting?

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Yes, twenty two beers for a game or just because
just because it was like.

Speaker 6 (01:18:29):
We're like, hey, we're gonna put you on a beer
counter because he's kind of like you're he's kind of
like your old man who just sits in the corner
and his houses like thirty beers.

Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
Right, eventually falls asleep, but you never know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
If he's drink you always in him some sort of
like political conversation with him. And even if he agrees
with you, there's a devil ass, devil's advocate, he.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Goes with you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Yeah, he's a great dude, man, the great dude. But yeah,
at the end of those twenty two beers, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Like twenty two beers three hours.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Yeah, man, good dude, good guy.

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
I love how we've just been telling ari about all
of our Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Yeah, like the cleanest humans of the world.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Yeah, a lot of them, a lot of them are
We were some bad eggs, Not so much will we
were though. We were talking about drugs a little bit.
What a fun way to start a podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
What was your what's your like?

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
Number one?

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
If you could only do one the rest of your.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Life, we probably weed. Yeah it's the easiest.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
But is that considered a drug anymore?

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Even consider a drug? Now that black people could do
it and not get arrested, right, it's a different game.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
But it still hasn't been rescheduled yet.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Still it's still a schedule.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
One that legalized it in every pretty much everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
Four people.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Yeah no, no, no Bible belt brother that's the last
that's the last domino to fall.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
There's ways that there's ways that it's like gotten around it.
What is it called, like delta nine.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Yeah, it doesn't seem doesn't seem right. They're like when
when you light it up, it's the same thing, and
I'm like, man, they give me the same thing, then, yeah,
give me the same thing exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
It is a weird deal. So besides besides weed, let's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Wait, okay, booze, that's not a drug either. Those are
the two like standards, just like that in the street Molly.
I love Molly really yeah, yeah, I mean I just
took some cracked my tooth, fucking grinding my teeth on
Molly last Yeah. It was so clean. It is before
the pandemic Molly. I found back of the freezer, the
freezing Mandy. I was going through a British face and

(01:20:10):
I was like, wait, no fucking way. And it was
a pre pandemic Molly, pre fentanyl Molly.

Speaker 5 (01:20:15):
You can tell he loves it too, just had the
hell he had the smile like his memory to the
pre fentanyl Molly.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Like it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
It's good to know that Molly is clean, because if
it's pre pandemic.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
That is pre pandemic. But times are simpler if you
just kept going till like noon the next day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
I'm happy that world's passed me now if I was
still in it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Mushrooms love mushrooms. Yeah, and then what are the other drugs?
Would there ever been a giant cokey? But if you're
going to the bathroom coming with you, yeah, you're not
gonna buy it. If someone's got it, you're.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
Not gonna be rude.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
What have you ever had an experience with?

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Is one thing I've kind of wanted to try was
d MT. I tried once and I didn't get there.

Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
It wasn't for you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
No, I loved it, I just didn't get there.

Speaker 5 (01:20:59):
What's good there?

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
I was in my backyard in New York, made a
chick and like I like smell. I saw this, like
this big fucking caterpillar come down off one of the branches.
Was like, stare at me for like a minute, and
then he just goes no, and then he turned around
and went back, Oh, caterpillar wasn't feeling you. Yeah, And
then I was like and then I kind of came
out of it and I was like, I don't think

(01:21:21):
it hit me, and she goes I died and came
back appeeled by a couple layers. What do you think
that caterpillar was saying no about getting in there, getting there?

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Oh, getting you too?

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Oh yeah, I think he was like the gatekeeper or home. No.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
He was like, no, you would think a gatekeeper feeling
that special woud be a little stronger than a caterpillar.

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
Yeah, the final boss would.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
But I was like, I didn't know how to get
past him. You had to work. Fuck, I'm still mad
about it. What about me? Would he not say? Yes,
I'm the kind of guy who would go in there.
That's I'm just realized, how how fucking insulting that was.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
You wanted it too bad, is what the problem is.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Maybe I wanted it too bad. You were too open
to the experience. Yeah, right, and on the dance floor,
this motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
I saw a clip of you talking about an extreme
experience on salvia.

Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
Was this around?

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Like, I don't know when this was. I had an
experience with salvia as well, but I want to I
want you to elaborate a little down So Salvia Salvia
K two It was like right around like two thousand thing. Yeah,
two nine spice, K two spice. It's all like spices.
And I'm sure people in the comments that would would
be like till you're so wrong. But like when the
drug testing thing was so big, a lot of people

(01:22:41):
were using these spices as a way to kind of
do it instead of marijuana. But they were like there
was like a hallucine. There was like some I think
had attack or something, but like salvia had like two
x four x, ten x, forty x to eighty x,
and uh, the highest everyone was twenty x and it

(01:23:01):
was in an insane experience to say the least.

Speaker 5 (01:23:04):
But you you I didn't have anything to what I
heard you talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
It's up there, that's it. I was tripleing, dude. I
was gone. I had so much. And then there were
like call me a pussy, and they were like signing
off your pussy, you're a pussy. But I got like
to the line with that and then like take a
real hit. So then I took a massive hit when
I was already at the line, and then I was
just done. God, I was just gone. I was living

(01:23:28):
underwater for like for like six months.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
Yeah, but explain it you actually were like I lived underwater.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
I had like a job I went to I like
relocated to underwater, and you do you it fucking ruled.
I had forgotten about this land for like completely forgotten
about it. Oh what a trip it was. But it
was like eight minutes, the whole thing's in here. Yeah,
that's the thing is so and then they they come
back because I opened my eyes, but I'm still gone

(01:23:53):
and I'm just like I just opened my eyes the.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Amount of balls it takes to be on a podcast
and take a hit. However, ex Salvi, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
My Lawler media shirt. There's a long time ago. What
year was this, I don't know what was Jerry Lawler
and Tom Lawler who's the UFC fighter Robbie Lawler. Yeah,
it was right around he was fighting early. So yeah,
twenty eight, twenty or nine, twenty seven, twenty oh seven.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
Never heard anybody call it that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
I've said it. The first time I said it was
like more in my head, you do you do you
remember that was coming up to the surface to like
look at who these fucking people were, Like what the
fuck are these guys and kind of like barely remembered them,
but I was like underneath the water.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Do you remember the experience vividly to this day.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Yeah, it's taken me back, especially seeing it just I
was just there. I think I had a chick, no ship.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Yeah, a mermaid.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Man, that's fucking that's that's basic my fault. That's regressive.
I hate regressive.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
I hate to start the foundation.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
What is the fucking thirties mermaid? Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
I mean, I grew up at a different time.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
How can I say that? Yeah, you gotta be But dude,
the salvia? What'd you do?

Speaker 9 (01:25:11):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
I did five X.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
I was in.

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
Was it Newport, California?

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
And I was with this is high school, my senior.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
School spring breaks. It was a legal drug. You could
just buy it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
You go to a smoke shop. Yeah, And they just
had it sitting there on the counter like you would
buy like horny goat eat or whatever at a gas station.
And we bought the five X and so we me,
my girlfriend at the time, and my best friend at
the time. We they're all like one hitter. So they
burned so fast. We took the five X and I
remember like twenty minutes of the best laughing, like all
of us just in harmony. That nothing was really said,

(01:25:43):
but it was like the greatest happiness, like laughter you've
ever had, similar to the Nebrass when we're at village
and like you just think you just having a giggle fest.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
So like a day or two later, we go to
a smoke shop and there's the twenty x and you're
thinking five times four is twenty that's four times the laughs,
like this is going to be credible. So my buddy, right,
So my buddy, he takes it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
He hits it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
We're in this like really shitty hotel room. It's like
spring break or whatever. We're balling on a budget, and
he takes a hit and he just goes, oh no
and lays down on the bed and he's like not
responsible for fifteen minutes. The poor me and my girlfriend
are like maybe we should go and get like called
the police or something comes up out of nowhere and
is like, don't do it, don't don't do that. And

(01:26:27):
I had this like thing like no, my boy's gonna
do it, then I'm gonna do it, kind of by
like very high school to me. So I remember I
took a.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Hit of it. He came out and said, don't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:26:37):
My boy did it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
I'm going to do it too.

Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
Yeah, I'm telling you do be a bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
I'm not gonna make fun of you.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
So I take a hit of it and I put
it down, and as i'm actually I'm looking over and
then I start looking around the room and it's like
pictures are being taken throughout the entire room. And now
I'm looking at everybody, but I can see three sixty
around me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Wait wait, wait, say that again.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Okay, So I take a hit up this salvia with
a pipe. I go to put it down. As I'm
putting it down, it's like photographs are being taken in
my mind and being slotted in different part of my vision,
so I can now see all around. I'm like looking
around the room like this, and my body's like my
brain is taking photographs of everything that's around me. So
now when I am essentially and so I get to

(01:27:21):
looking at my girlfriend and my friend and and they're
like staring at me, like extremely concerned, especially my friend
who just did it. And for whatever reason, my brain
was telling me that something's growing out of your head.
And I start to feel and I have antlers, like
deer antlers growing out of my head and I freak
out and I run out of the hotel room into
the street and I so like, I'm like sweating, So
I'm sorry, I take my clothes off.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
So I'm like, I'm like screaming in the middle of
this parking lot. They take me and they grab me.
I'm like the size I am right now in high school.
They take me, they grab me, and they put me
in this in this bathtom and turn the shower on.
And for the next fifteen minutes, I'm like trying to
get out. They're like not letting me get out. And
then finally I come.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Too, and it was Saya say, yeah, yeah, I was,
You're right.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
We went and got pizza and it was like the
quietest slice I've ever had in my life, and none
of us spoke.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
The whole thing was like twenty minutes. Twenty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Yeah, I think the whole thing him doing it and
me doing it. It was probably a forty five minute period. Wow,
it was crazy, absolutely crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Did the picture stop coming?

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Yeah, Like, once I had the photographing, and then once
I thought that my antlers were coming out of my head,
that's when the photos like kind of broke away and
I was like just seeing regular but I could feel antlers.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
On top of my head.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
That it was one of the more extaning experiences of
my entire life.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
That rules.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Thanks man. That That's also the last time I ever
did Selvia me too.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
I was done. I felt so dirty afterwards. It's just like, uh, yeah,
worn out in twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Exactly, especially if you're living in a completely different life.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Yeah, you had a job, a girl for you, responsibilities
in your I probably went bald in there, to be honest.

Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
At that time. Man twice the.

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
Yeah, I gotta say, I'm so pumped to have you
on this podcast because I'm back in like the early
two thousands.

Speaker 5 (01:29:14):
When you were doing the amazing racist stuff like that
those videos.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
How were you in the early two thousands?

Speaker 5 (01:29:20):
Yeah, yeah, you know you all. You're all the middle
school white boys are just so yeah, just so fascinated
by you doing all those videos. I actually like, I
know who you are, like going on like Roguan and
seeing you on pods and other things, but I didn't
know that you were that guy who did the amazing races.
I remember last year at some point I ended up

(01:29:40):
going on Google and being like whatever, happened to the guy?
Because I thought, like, where is this guy? Because the
state of.

Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
The world that we're in now, I'm like those videos
that this guy was making, I'm like, whatever happened to
this guy?

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
So I'm typing in the amazing racist what's his name?
And it's like Ari Shafir, And I'm like, Oh, he's
still alive. He's still kicking going on fat.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
I remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
Like, so in high school in the early two thousands,
I remember there was like a rumor like, oh, you
hear about the amazing racist he actually got killed?

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Yes, I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
You never heard that?

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Yeah, I love that. Yeah, that would have been the
best way to go out, that is, yeah, free boat
trips back to Africa. You really can't do this stuff now.
And then you'd be watching it with whoever, and then
sometimes like halfway through, someone would come in the room.
But if it's somebody of any race, everyone's like, even
the black people that are watching, they're like, this is
gonna look.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
What made like what was the thought process behind like
creating they had the most racist thing on the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Yeah, it was pre internet. It was pre YouTube, not
pre internet, but pre YouTube.

Speaker 5 (01:30:44):
Pretty yeah, pretty much like those those videos banged like
once it hit YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Yeah, they put it right on YouTube at the beginning.
If you're like, what the fuck is this is? The
idea was that this is me getting a juice to
apologize for the killing of Christ.

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
And that guy was losing sh on you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
He was so mad at coveccy is the word you're
looking for? Were you?

Speaker 6 (01:31:05):
I mean you had to have been uncomfortable in certain
spots every single like when you were a gas station
in the hood and you're like, I'm just looking for
you know, I'm just looking for a spot to burn.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
This, get a lighter. I forgot my just like hey, yo,
what the fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
Hey do you mind help paying for some gas?

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
Going to the Chinese restaurants and be like, hey, he's
just what type.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Of Chinese are you selling dog door to door in
the back of the Chinese restaurants. I had a little
dog and I was like, come on, guys, it's cheap.
Were there ever any videos that didn't make it? Because
there was one of me. I was like setting up
a shot. I was crossing the train tracks, like crossing
to the bad part of town, and some guy in
an Amtrak truck just like slams on his brake and
Latino guy and just grasps me, shuts me up, it's

(01:31:45):
her fence. It was like no, and he fucking hit me.
Then everyone had to come out like no, no, no, no,
he's Jewish wearing a clan outfit, like it's a joke.
It's it's not a fucking joke. And I'm like, no, no,
really it's a joke. I was like, no, motherfucker, this
is not a joke.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
When you're when you're brainstorming the idea to do this,
was there not one person that sat there and go, hey, Ari.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
No, you'm sure.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
I'm a fucking idiot, dude. Every time I want to
get something, I was like, let's go further, let's go
way further. And there was nobody.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
There was nobody in the beginning that was like, so
what you want to do is you want to get
a cross and ask black people if you're going to.

Speaker 5 (01:32:17):
Burn if you have they have a lighter to burn this.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
And no one, no one sat there. Maybe not nobody
helped me out. Now. One person was like, hey, you
sure we're using your real name in the setups of
these should you just use a fake name? Though? I
didn't know. It was pre internet. You didn't know ship
lived on it was gonna be coming out. I didn't
even know it was bad.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
God damn, that is so what the line is.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
I forgot about this go to a mosque and selling
T shirts to say was it? My mom went to Mecca.
All they brought back was a horrible body odor. It
was just like, let's see as bad as this guy
can be.

Speaker 5 (01:32:54):
Oh my god, dad's fucking wild.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
Bro. If you're fourteen, if you're a freshman in high
school and you see this, you're just like, what is
the world?

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
Yeah, is this the funniest thing ever? Do you if
you're fourteen years old?

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
Yeah, the humor has not got any any like more mature.
Did any of these like.

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
Did any of this stuff come back to haunt you
like later, like as you're making your run because times.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
So many shows canceled random like DJ's in like different
like areas will find it, like what the fuck is this?
We got to get this guy suddenly like like like yeah,
different places are just like hey, they're saying we got
to move your show. They don't want to do anymore.
Just why did you look at the fuck Twenty years ago? God,
it's great. I don't mind it though. It means it's
still affecting People's pretty nice. Kind of an honor.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
In twenty twenty, when all this like uh cancel canceling
thing was going on, I had to be thinking like.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
Oh, I knew it was coming any day. I'm surprised
you really didn't get me doing that. This is this
is the the corner. Yeah, and it's still every time
they pull it off the Internet, somebody else puts it
back up. It'll get like ten million views and then
I'm like, no, terrible, and then someone else will put
it up. It just keeps getting views. You would take
at any moment they'd be like I'm knocking the door,
like Feds. I'll be like, no, you gotta leave the country.

Speaker 5 (01:34:16):
It's just in like the underground Hall of Fame, dude,
I'll keep getting put back on there. It really is, man,
it's top tier.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
Were you doing stand up at that time?

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Yeah, it was just starting. It was just starting. They
were actually looking for Jeff Ross to do it. They
was like, we wanted like a and then they told
me that he couldn't do it, and they were like,
do you know any other like jewelry looking comics and
Duncan dress was like yeah, all right, yeah, and then
so they're just like idea of do something like real light,
but I was like, no, let's go though. It's like
the joke is only if it's like way too far overboard,

(01:34:47):
and they're like we're driving mind and we just start
brainstorming all day. It was a pretty fun brainstorming session.

Speaker 6 (01:34:53):
Do you enjoy doing all the content stuff like as
much more than doing like thinking of all the stand
up comedy?

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
No, I only like doing stand up. The rest is
just like yeah, yeah, fun like here or there, just
like bullshitting around, yeah, hanging out with friends. Yeah, doing
fun dumb ship.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Content stuff is so elite though, Like to be able
to put your full thought and have a visual with
it as well.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
Oh yeah, you just you're over that. I don't want
to do it. I don't know editing, I don't know.
Still like that. Yeah, I'll be in stuff here there,
I'll look at that. That's me. I took my shirt
off at a fucking PGA golf event. I'm just walking around.
They was looking. I was helping golfers find their ball,
like a legit golfer, like a pro golfer. They were
walking by. It's just like Pat tapping on a fucking idiot.

(01:35:35):
And then they told me this is a TPC at Avedel,
this is a high level course. The rangers that have
come over, like sir, no, absolutely not put your shirt on.
How did all the you guys doing just researching my life? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Yeah, you right here? Graduate from Maryland. Oh, happy early birthday.
Your birthdays in a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
Thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
February twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Nice brother, you memorize that eleven? Nice? Who's on your birthday? Anybody? Big? Nice? Hot?
Who do you guys go?

Speaker 5 (01:36:08):
I don't think I.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Don't know he was born your birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Did he actually hear your birthday?

Speaker 5 (01:36:13):
Oh? Diddy, that's tough.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
And you guys all left early. That's everybody Diddy party says.
I don't think I wasn't invited, but I left early.
Are all these people leaving early? A great party early?
That's crazy? Yes, you only leave Lane Park? What do
you think did he put on shitty parties? For the
first two hours he drove out all the squares and
then was like, now let's go, this is the time

(01:36:38):
to get We all have a.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Did you imagine just being a guy that's like coming
into fame and like you're in Hollywood, you make maybe
make a movie, the movie comes out, everything's going really well.
You need to call him like, hey, he did He
wants you to come to his party, and you're like, oh,
fuck the best parties And you walk into that and.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
You're just like there's so much you wrap your head around,
like why is this why everybody said they were good parties? Yeah?
And then like but also is there food? Yeah? You
know there must be something you'd be into. Who would
have recommend it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Jes like tells a story about like did he wanted
to throw a party? Was it ditty or is it
somebody else wanted to throw a party? And he's gonna
spend like a million dollars on it? And Jaesz's like, no,
I can throw the best party for like five hundred
bucks and threw a party for him.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
I don't want to really defame. Jay Z's something around
too kind of guy. Yeah, save that money, jays No,
it was Jamie Fox. It was Jamie Fox that did that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
But I think about that sometimes too, because like if
I'm nineteen twenty twenty one years old, and I have
no idea about what's going on with did he now?
But I'm in LA and I have the opportunity to
go to a Diddy party. Yeah, I'm probably gonna say
yes to that, not knowing what I'm getting myself into.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
Okay, when you walk through the door and you see
what's happening, do you immediately go, wait, which side of
this am I on? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:37:54):
Right? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
I think I'm young here, I'm twenty one. This might
be trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
Oh yeah, that's a good point. I didn't think about that.

Speaker 11 (01:38:02):
I didn't think about that, like he's gotten you holy shit,
because I'm thinking of myself a new error and walk
in assuming like you're there's like according there's a courting
time and they bring you into.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
The room or courting time.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Yeah, maybe they're probably feeling you out. It's probably not
going out in the open. There's probably a room or
something like that going down.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Are you cool?

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
But it's like once they bring they think you're cool enough,
without asking you, they bring you to the room, like,
how are you getting out of there?

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
A love? How are you getting out of there? There's
no way to get you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Down, man, taking you down or wanting to buy.

Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
It's just like a some of these videos of guys
who like break down be like Yeo, this dude casts
damage to me and like spiritually, mentally, emotionally.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
It's like, yeah, that's him there, that's Leonardo DiCaprio there. Yeah,
that's why I can't That's why I can't fuck anyone
above The age is right now. It's actually all an apology.
He's dealing with this horrible trauma. He actually shouldn't anyone
over twenty two he's doing it right. Twenty five is old?
Prem Yeah, is it is?

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
It? Wasn't it? What is that age? Was it twenty six?

Speaker 6 (01:39:03):
Leo doesn't go anybody over twenty six twenty five once
they turn twenty six, that's when.

Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Every woman is like that's terrible, and every man's like,
I know right, yeah, we had that conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:39:14):
Is crazy, not very mature at all.

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
Yeah, every magazine it's crazy to find them attractive. That's nuts.

Speaker 10 (01:39:22):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Did he crazy? When would it start though? If people
left early? What that means he's not starting that stuff
till two. I'm in but like probably like Vegas, I
got meetings tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
The big parties don't start until it's like two three
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
No way that stuff's going on a dunk.

Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
You know, he's probably like vegas, probably got oxygen pumping in.

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
Oh yeah, I stand away. Yeah, but you don't want
to see the light coming in and still be doing
that on either side of it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:52):
Right, yeah, right, I don't know that should be in
the darkness.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
It's a black lightning situation like that.

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
How do we end up here? Yeah, I don't know birthday,
Jack's birthday, birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
Josh Brolin?

Speaker 5 (01:40:12):
Who's Josh Brolin?

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
Exactly? Fuck you Josh Broler who he's the guy with
the fucking guy, the purple guy, know, the ship with
the stones in his.

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
Okay, my fuck yeah, I didn't say anything. I just
said who Josh?

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
I got Abraham Lincoln. Josh Brolin, Abraham Lincoln. Wh's way better?

Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
Yeah, I'm not I'm not good, as you guys know
when we do those guessing games. I'm not good with
like understanding who all the actors and actresses are.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (01:40:42):
Like I'm good with characters. I'm not great with that.
I'm not great with that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
It's better if you don't know they are.

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
Is this like a list of all people born in
July twenty second of notes.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
Sure it's just is it of? Not just anyone? That's
how long long? Yeah? Not a right?

Speaker 5 (01:40:59):
Good to know? Who do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
Who do you think you're esking my brother's with.

Speaker 5 (01:41:02):
Hair Sewn Michaels. I see Sewn Michaels.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
That's you're asking my brothers with him? Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:41:07):
No, no, no? When was he born? Who's this is?

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
My birthday was like twenty second? I don't know Sewan Michaels,
assuming he's a wrestler.

Speaker 5 (01:41:16):
Yeah, okay, heartbreak break with that outfit nineteen sixty five.
I don't know anything.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Do you think it's at all possible that that's true though?
Someone on one of your lists? You both you both suck.

Speaker 5 (01:41:29):
Gotta be yeah, awesome, gotta be right?

Speaker 6 (01:41:31):
Possibly, I mean Sewn Michael's the ww guys are traveling
three hundred days a year and all these different towns
and cities.

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
Oh I made the list.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
Really, let's go.

Speaker 8 (01:41:43):
Boys.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
What you get with the new contract man?

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
Who thought.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
Elliott is seek Elliott?

Speaker 5 (01:41:52):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Good for me, love Zeke.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
Yeah he was great for a while.

Speaker 5 (01:41:56):
Yeah, who are your teams?

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Unfortunately my team recently disbanded. The owner said he couldn't
do well as a GM and he thought the best
thing for Cowboys Nation was just to get rid of
the team. He was the most team was never going
to give up control. So he said, we're just going
to like break up. So my team is no longer
around the Dallas Cowboys. They're a former team in the
NFL and we don't have to think about.

Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
Them any Why are you a Cowboys fan?

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
Well, are you a Cowboys fan? Not? Yeah, because you
have no class? No, no class, America's team? Are you
not in America?

Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
Are they really America's team?

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
Still? I'll tell you what a team of failure? He
says that we've been in Afghanistan for twenty years, no wins.
That's America's team. That's exactly what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
Yeah, they were good when you started watching football and
you thought.

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
Okay, no, no, I went through a one to fifteen
season as a fourth grader in Washington.

Speaker 5 (01:42:47):
Fairly.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
I grew up in North Carolina. We didn't have teams.
You can pick America's team, that is for you. Guys.
Don't remember before the fucking Panthers.

Speaker 6 (01:42:54):
Growing up, my dad he was a Cowboys fan. So
I was just a Cowboys fan just happened to be
in the nineties, live in all the glory days. But
I was like a Cowboys fan all the way up
there where you grew up Missouri.

Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
Okay, Cowboys fan, you get a lot of ship for
it too, right, well, Empire.

Speaker 5 (01:43:10):
Once I once I went to Washington.

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
Yeah, it's like garbage dump.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
If you're an NFL player, you want to play for
the Cowboys because what I've heard is playing for the
Cowboys is like what every kid envisions growing up playing
in the NFL. That's what it's actually like. It's really
like that. I mean, like, yeah, all the new game consoles,
anything that comes out, it's sitting on your locker. Like
apparently you could treated first class.

Speaker 5 (01:43:33):
All the way. Jason Hatcher said. They would have off
days and they had an amusement park right next door,
so they would just.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Be right, go write a roller coaster mess up your
entire central nervous system right before practice the next day.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Do you guys have to start rooting for the team
you play for? Do you drop your childhood team?

Speaker 5 (01:43:50):
I think you do.

Speaker 6 (01:43:51):
I think I've pretty much like I've like, like I
always keep my arm on the Cowboys but I played
in Washington, Tennessee and the Raiders, Like I watch them,
but I'm not like, I'm not with them the way
I am with Nebraska. Like I went to Nebraska. He
went to Michigan.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
So we're a big time for the NFL teams. So
you don't pick, you can't put. You don't have to
pick one.

Speaker 2 (01:44:07):
He picks what everyone's doing the best.

Speaker 5 (01:44:08):
You got to pick which everyone's doing well. So this
year is like Commanders, Yeah we're doing pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
You played for the Redskins of the Commanders.

Speaker 5 (01:44:16):
Redskins, Redskins.

Speaker 6 (01:44:18):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
Yeah, I went to Austin. They had Redskins stuff everywhere,
and I'm like watching the football team.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
Too, But yeah there is will you see you got
the seat on his chest?

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
Which of those four teams you played for have the
worst fan base? There is one right answer, the worst
fan base. Yeah, I didn't play for the Cowboys. I
just rooted of the teams. You answer the question first
before he does, which what are you see?

Speaker 2 (01:44:45):
Is one right answer?

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
It's obviously the Raiders.

Speaker 5 (01:44:48):
No, bro, they're the best fan base.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
No, they're the worst. That the stabvious across the country.
You talking about in Oakland. But when you're playing.

Speaker 5 (01:44:57):
When when you're playing in Oakland, like you mel the
weed in the air in the second half.

Speaker 6 (01:45:02):
I mean it's Halloween every week. If you're going to
want probably Tennessee. Why just because it's like it's not
like the biggest or the strongest fan base. Yeah, it's
more of like a destination where people come in. Oh
there's a game going on. So there's not like the
most like loyal.

Speaker 5 (01:45:18):
Type fan base.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Because the city is a lot of fun. Yeah, you're
you're you're coming for Broadway, You're coming for the live
music and oh, by the way, this is happening. And
it also doesn't help the team win three and fourteen
this year.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
Yeah, but that's how Vegas is going to be.

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
Everyone's got everyone's got a very strong five percent. There's
always five percent of every fan base that is like rapid,
they love it Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
Maybe that's what it is. Maybe the Raiders worst is
the worst of any of them.

Speaker 5 (01:45:43):
I think the Eagles, bro Eagles are pretty shitty Eagles
there fights with.

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
No for no reason.

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
The argument, the argument that will is saying that the
Raiders are good, are the same reasons why you guys
are hating the Eagles.

Speaker 5 (01:45:55):
Correct, but like that traders cross the line. Those Eagles
they just fight you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
They'll just fight Okay, Yeah, I can get on board
with Yeah, between just assault and attempted murder, got to
walk it. It's completely fair.

Speaker 5 (01:46:14):
The silver and black though, like those jerseys, those uniforms
is the best uniforms ever.

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:46:19):
For do you root for Maryland? Like are you are
you a turn?

Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:46:22):
I know you're a turn, but do you like Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
But I grew up for North Carolina. Then I went
to Maryland. It was like we're in the same conference.
It was like fun, what do I do here? I
spent a year like going back and forth? Yeah, no,
I'm a turp.

Speaker 5 (01:46:32):
Did you love going to Maryland?

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
God? It was so fun. We were a basketball team.
We were not at football school. We go to the
football to get drunk. We would never compete it. Yeah,
I think one Bowl in four years there.

Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
Why didn't you go to North Carolina probably already.

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Moved to Maryland by then. I couldn't get in. Then
I was out of state and it was like it
wasn't gonna happen. I tried to. I painted my whole
room at Carolina blue and they were like, but you
get seas, what get me over there? Yeah? Yeah, state
schools all like I got waitlisted from Maryland and I'm
from there. My grades were terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
Carolina Blue is a crazy colored painting room.

Speaker 5 (01:47:06):
It really is.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Luckily I was a good decadeway from getting laid, so
it didn't get in the way. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:47:11):
I saw your first stand up open mic was in
northern Virginia. What part of northern Virginia.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
I don't know. It was like outside DC, Yeah, like
greater Washington. It wasn't Arlington. I don't know. It's just
like a comedy sports night. You're there one time. I'm like,
I'm good, Let's go to California. Hell yeah, yeah, god yeah,
there's so many games ruled. We'd all do this a basketball,
just like we'd pick up the fucking uh newspaper whenever
the other teams introduced. We just go like this, like

(01:47:37):
disrespect and then I'm fucking done. We throw it in there. Goddamn. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
If you could relive one point of your life again,
would that be at college?

Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
Yeah? Oh yeah, God, like getting laid, drinking, drinking and
then puke and rally and it wasn't looked down on
back then Yeah, Now it's like did you throw up?
It's like, yeah, dude, I'm back. Why are you coming
at me?

Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
Hey? I think we're gonna have to leave art he's
fucking puking already.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
No, I puked. I'm fine, And that was totally acceptable
back then. Yeah, walking around learning ship.

Speaker 5 (01:48:11):
You know where we need to get are what beer Olympics?
Beer Olympics.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
Have you heard of beer Olympics?

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
I've heard of it. I do love competition.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
Okay, Well, if you want to go to a place
where the greatest beer drinkers of all time take take
the center stage and compete in various beer games to
be crowd of champion beer games?

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
Is your games? What kind of beer games we're talking about?
Like rage cage and beer pung.

Speaker 2 (01:48:34):
And flip beer Die has always been talked about beer
ball a lot of different things, and it all starts
with a three three beer chug out of that's.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
Fair, that's fair to get going, get.

Speaker 5 (01:48:46):
Going, and just the kind of scene where your team is,
like where you guys are gonna be on the bracket.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
Oh yeah, so you take early to get like a
lower seed? Yeah, lower seed? You want to go early?
Sotu I'm a I'm a chugger.

Speaker 5 (01:49:00):
I can chug.

Speaker 2 (01:49:01):
I can chug, and I can eat large quantities of food, like.

Speaker 1 (01:49:04):
If the fruit is free. I'm I'm not stopping.

Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
Yeah, this is yeah, this is yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
Out of him, she would not chug anything I gave
her that. Yeah, that's so.

Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
Much fun and it really is such a great time.
The next five days are terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
I stopped getting hangovers. I'm fine. So wait, dude, you
ever get on a I don't know. I don't know.
I woke up one day with a superpower. It just
doesn't happen anymore. Maybe it's Baroka. I don't know. I
kind of stopped drinking because of the hangover power through
I have like one or two drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
Literally the next day, I feel like ship.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
You gotta do something about that.

Speaker 2 (01:49:47):
I literally probably haven't had a drink since this this
event in June.

Speaker 1 (01:49:53):
Try Baroka. Call it Baroka. You gotta take these. They're
a miracle cure. They told Hi about it in Edinburgh.
Every drinks every day. Bet E r O. It's just
like British people. I can get it on mind, but
like h it's just like hangover cure. You're just good tablet,
little caffeine in it. Yeah, you do one, the day before, one,
the day after. Nothing's happened to you. You do it.

(01:50:15):
It's so full of it. You're just like boom my back,
no way. Yeah, and now I guess I do it
so much when im flying ship that it's just in me.
Maybe that's what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:50:22):
And you just don't feel it, which is impressive.

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
You pds. It sounds like, yeah, well I gotta be
able to do this for beer Olympics. Did you ever
get on a run of beer pong where you just
you just like matrix, You just are the ball.

Speaker 2 (01:50:38):
It just depends like keep it unfortunately, Yeah, you just
know like and the crowd erupts around.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
And get the next team up, because this is you
both just go.

Speaker 5 (01:50:49):
You're like a one last cup. You're just like, hey,
I got this.

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
You call your shot, just winket.

Speaker 5 (01:50:56):
Our problem is we put the beer pong at the
end for the championship.

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
It needs to be the first event.

Speaker 5 (01:51:02):
He's the first event because we counted up we're having
what like it was sixteen beers in the first round.

Speaker 2 (01:51:07):
Yeah within an hour. Yeah, you need to figure that out.
You're going to do flip cup before it comes best
out of three and you're filling up with a picture.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
How long is this?

Speaker 2 (01:51:17):
It's an old event.

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
Okay, it's like it's we're gonna we're gonna have a
Shane once and I had. I had about sixteen, but
it was can you keep up with Shane? I kept
up with him about ten beers?

Speaker 2 (01:51:28):
He was just Shane similar to that Dennis Kelly guy
we were talking about where they're just really good at
drinking a lot, Like the quantity is really good.

Speaker 1 (01:51:35):
Maybe not the speed, but the corn. Shane's also good
at at using peer pressure to not get you to
switch what you're drinking, so you'll change alcoholic right now,
you're a pussy, you're almostsexual. Stay with bud lights and
you're like okay, but then like that's your home court. Yeah,
and he gets he gets the game favorable to himself.

Speaker 6 (01:51:52):
He was even playing beer games and he just since
he's not good at him, he just makes fun of him.
He's making fun of him, bullies.

Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
You does a great job of making you feel less
stand while beating him.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
Where do you do this? This rules? Oh bro, it's
so much fun. Will will you got to get pitt
viper as a sponsor for this. I mean, if they're
not already, Will was one of one. Then got that
chick was looking through whoever she was looking at.

Speaker 2 (01:52:20):
These girls actually destroyed us.

Speaker 1 (01:52:23):
He murdered us.

Speaker 5 (01:52:25):
We did not the entire time.

Speaker 1 (01:52:29):
Who won the Jamie feels so good? It goes in
you guys won?

Speaker 5 (01:52:33):
Yeah, like yelling at who was it? Who's Joe Avery.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
Another another comedian. Joe Will is basically telling them he's
a ship comedy.

Speaker 5 (01:52:43):
He'll never make it.

Speaker 2 (01:52:44):
He's a fucking loser.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
Like, bro, you gotta kill yourself out of the herb
because bach was.

Speaker 6 (01:52:53):
The ring or something, and you gotta go at the
weaker one at the moment to try and get him
off their game.

Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
Yeah, yeah, because the Championshi gotta get him off. That's
a key part of any any competition.

Speaker 2 (01:53:03):
This is where I was like, we gotta get this
guy out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
We gotta get this ref.

Speaker 5 (01:53:08):
That's Big Cat.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
So big Cat actually was came to ref.

Speaker 5 (01:53:11):
No, he wasn't. He was in the game.

Speaker 2 (01:53:13):
He decided because they're out, this is the championship rown.
Big Cat came in with a ref outfit on to
funk up the rest of the game. Just started whistling
at people the whole time and just being being a menace,
an absolute menace to the entire thing.

Speaker 1 (01:53:26):
Yeah, dude, it was just hell, it was nice.

Speaker 4 (01:53:30):
Time.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
Brow Okay, I knows they're all different.

Speaker 2 (01:53:34):
Yeah, they're all house.

Speaker 5 (01:53:34):
We lay it all out.

Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
We're gonna send an email this year to everybody that's going, Yeah,
this will be in like the summertime, and it will
be like a Wednesday or a Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
What is this? Hard to heart? A drunk? Hard to heart?
Give me a beer. I want to beer.

Speaker 2 (01:53:48):
Yeah, tweets right here if you want one, twister.

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
Twist Okay, yeah, take one of the tweet.

Speaker 2 (01:53:56):
Okay, So do you know that guy right there, David
Bai played for the Packers for a long time, left tackle.
Outstanding guy, but an elite football player as well, and
all these offens alignement. They can put down Beard, no problem,
no problem. But yeah, this this dude, this went on
for an hour and a half.

Speaker 5 (01:54:13):
It's getting dark. It started at eleven in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
Athletes could go it's not right. The last game less
than two hours. Yeah do you mean because no one
we went there to wre You're just like, I don't
have it.

Speaker 5 (01:54:26):
You shot. Hey, yeah, bro, he'd be.

Speaker 2 (01:54:35):
Going having conversations with everybody during it. I'm just like,
will please get over here. I'm locked in no yeah,
and I'm like, brother, you're not but we're team were teammates.

Speaker 5 (01:54:47):
Right now, Hey, I got I got you.

Speaker 1 (01:54:48):
Gotta have a hard talk. I believe in you, man. Yeah,
no one else believed that he.

Speaker 5 (01:54:52):
Missed you and.

Speaker 11 (01:54:55):
Now put down.

Speaker 5 (01:55:00):
Oh gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:55:02):
After so we end up have soak it up. Food
were there, but.

Speaker 5 (01:55:06):
You're so into Like there was a taco truck there.

Speaker 2 (01:55:10):
I didn't get a I didn't get any food the
entire time.

Speaker 1 (01:55:13):
What we just want some bread or something.

Speaker 5 (01:55:15):
You get into the loads of like it's.

Speaker 1 (01:55:19):
The Colosseum, medieval Colisseum. We just toss them out.

Speaker 2 (01:55:22):
People are shredding it apart. Charcoal pills those those rip,
those go hard.

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
When I was trying to out drink Shane, I was
going to every time I went to the bathroom, I
would make myself puke. Yeah, and then come back get
rid of that beer too, just like I'm still fine,
Just get back.

Speaker 5 (01:55:42):
He's like, yeah, Shane's hilarious. Yeah, you guys on that
protect your parts. When did that start?

Speaker 1 (01:55:52):
Over? It was right before Skangfest. One time we were
going to do like an early show to Funk with
Lewis who runs it. We're like, let's just sell her
show out the day before, just a fuck with him,
just like I can rub it in festival. So me,
Shane and Norman were gone, and then I texted Joe's like, hey,
do you want us to come there first before we
go to Houston. He was like, oh, fuck, sure yeah,

(01:56:12):
and then afterwards he was like, this is so much
better than my dumb scientists. Let's do that. Let's do
this more.

Speaker 5 (01:56:18):
And you guys basically just have those positives just sit
there and drink. We just drank, We just fuck around.
So they're essentially so much to do it. Case Race podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:56:26):
You guys are doing a case right, but it's not
really a right.

Speaker 1 (01:56:27):
It's not a competition, guys. One time was a competition,
don't you get Yeah, you guys need to do a
case race on predator parks? What is that? First to
a case?

Speaker 2 (01:56:34):
So it's like you and me are partners? Is a
thirty rack. It's fifteen beers each or twenty four with
twelve beers.

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
Each, so you get partners. Yeah, Shane and Mark. It'd
be Shane and Mark.

Speaker 2 (01:56:42):
Yeah, yes, you guys would.

Speaker 1 (01:56:46):
Mark is the worst drinker. Shane is easily about. You'd
have to split him up with somebody. You'd have to
handicap him.

Speaker 5 (01:56:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Shane, you put it down.

Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
So wait, first, what is it? What are the worlds? First?
The twenty I love miss College.

Speaker 2 (01:56:58):
The simplest.

Speaker 5 (01:56:59):
It's simplest game ever.

Speaker 2 (01:57:00):
Like, there's twenty four beers in a case of beer
or thirty whatever one you want to pick. You and
a partner, You guys have to finish that case before
anybody else finishes their case.

Speaker 5 (01:57:08):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:09):
So with if you and I were partners and I
finished my fifteen beers first, I could have sixteen seventeen
beers to offset.

Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
Where you have, you know, fourteen or thirteen beers.

Speaker 2 (01:57:16):
Yeah, just keep it simple, do.

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
You have, like if one guy's better at warm beer,
then be like, hey, these are getting empties. You got
to step Yeah, yeah you can.

Speaker 5 (01:57:24):
You can make those movies all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:57:26):
Okay, you got to play to your boys strengths. Like again,
if Shane's with Mark and Mark's not very good at drinking,
Chain's gonna know he's got to carry.

Speaker 2 (01:57:32):
That and Michigan at Michigan every spring soon when spring
football would start. Every the first Saturday of spring football,
we would always do a scrimmage and after that scrimmage,
the whole team would go to somebody's house. We have
a team wide case race, and for three years, me
and my partner, Yeah, me and my partner won the
case race. Like it was like a badge of honor
for me. My senior year, this kid named Chris Fox,

(01:57:53):
He's a freshman early in rolls, comes in. This kid's
built like, he's like three hundred fifty pounds, like he
looks like the Michelin man. He finishes his the case
race with his teammate in fifteen minutes and murdered us.
Murdered us.

Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
That's like a beer minute.

Speaker 2 (01:58:09):
It was incredible. Him and his party, It was him
and God.

Speaker 5 (01:58:13):
That boy is Bill, Yeah, that was him.

Speaker 1 (01:58:15):
Look at that's him in eighteen. The hairline, that hairline
is crazy. That's my current hairline.

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
Kids from Colorado. I've never seen a man in a
case race, Dude. That was the most incredible feet of
going kept going due.

Speaker 5 (01:58:30):
Similarly, this is that that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:31):
Case race is the same one with a butcher knife
came out. That is yep, that's that makes sense. So
what we do We bring it all back in where
the podcast started. Another rule another of the case race,
No PD is allowed.

Speaker 5 (01:58:44):
And so I cheated.

Speaker 1 (01:58:45):
I cheated. Oh yeah, there should be a moment is
a drunk like wow, it's like I hadn't even started.

Speaker 5 (01:58:52):
You did it. Yeah, It's like, yes, you did it
in the middle of the case race, like you saw
that it was over.

Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
Before it started. So that's when I dipped into the back.

Speaker 1 (01:59:01):
Yeah. Yeah, so I guess I didn't cheat, But I
mean you come back, you go into the bathroom fucking
not even find it, come out like gentlemen. Yeah, I say,
we have some discussions about serious events. Now. Yeah, I'm
fully ready to drive. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
Yeah, exactly. That's the scariest thing.

Speaker 1 (01:59:17):
Yeah. You could be like thirty to thirty the library
that leave open and I can get us there and
I'm good to drive, let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
Yeah, and then fifteen minutes later you're back in hell.

Speaker 5 (01:59:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:59:28):
But literally, this case race, this case race started and
I was probably on my fifth or sixth one, feeling good,
like I'm on I said a new PR this year.
I think the like thirty seven minutes, was like our greatest,
Like we did it. And I was like on my
six or seventh beer and it was like one.

Speaker 5 (01:59:43):
Guys like done.

Speaker 2 (01:59:44):
I'm like, all they're fucking around. I looked over there,
cans were empty. He was finished, haven't even stood up yet.
It was dude, it was amazing. It was absolutely amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:59:53):
Beers. When do you start pissing whenever?

Speaker 5 (01:59:55):
For him?

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
Shortly after you try to hold it and his bladder
probably explode.

Speaker 5 (02:00:00):
Did that night? How long did those protector parks pods last?

Speaker 1 (02:00:03):
Between like three hours and like six.

Speaker 5 (02:00:07):
Household that beer within an hour.

Speaker 1 (02:00:09):
I grew up into it one of the water coolers
one time and they were like, come on, we gotta
get back to the hotel. I'm like, bro, leave me,
get the funk away. I'm fine on the floor. It's
not the first I've been laying near my puke. Leave
me here.

Speaker 2 (02:00:20):
Are you guys watching anything like the UFC like they
do the fight CampaignOn or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
Up, Yeah, like the one with the guys like I don't,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:00:36):
Have you ever like doing those pods or any pod
for that matter, where you get super fucked up on
have you ever had like a next day scaries?

Speaker 1 (02:00:43):
Like what did I say?

Speaker 5 (02:00:44):
What did I say? What did I do?

Speaker 2 (02:00:45):
I'm assuming no every time?

Speaker 1 (02:00:48):
Okay, oh yeah, we say.

Speaker 5 (02:00:50):
Podcast the amazing racist.

Speaker 2 (02:00:51):
You're gonna think there's probably.

Speaker 1 (02:00:52):
No one the line of the ship. We talk in private,
and then what we're can say publicly about people we
know about anything. It's like privately you know nuts and
then like four hours in and ten beers, you're like,
I was a microphone. Yeah what im saying? Bro? That
is there's nothing worse than those scaries, dude, Oh my god.
The regrets, the rogan regrets, that's what we call. Nor

(02:01:15):
always be like I fucked up on that one. I
mean it's like I don't think that was that bad,
and like anything, but there was one you missed. I'm like,
oh no, I forgot about that one. He's like, no,
that was you.

Speaker 5 (02:01:26):
That was the worst.

Speaker 2 (02:01:26):
That's the worst part is when your boys tell you,
do you know what you did last night? You're like
you don't, like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:01:34):
And they're like you did this. You're like, oh my god,
you called her? You cringe for that guy? Yeah, realize
it's you.

Speaker 5 (02:01:40):
God, just brutal, just brutal.

Speaker 6 (02:01:42):
But when we had the case race with the Big
Kat andem and Shane was on and we had our
faces paint and everything else, then whole next week Shane
would just text me, I want to kill myself. Dude,
be reading the comments because he almost got in a
fight with Jay.

Speaker 2 (02:01:54):
Yeah, yeah, which is so funny that he almost got
to fight with an Asian guy.

Speaker 1 (02:01:59):
Yeah, you know, nuts, sounds fucking great, dude. We had
rent A Zazi. We're at a su party one time,
Steve Renzezi and we were just housing as people on
on beer pong. He was cheating, I found out later.
We just he was like drinking half of them. Por

(02:02:19):
just pointed on their floor. Yeah. It was just like
a frat party and we were there was a wall
of fame, and we both got competitive and like we
want on there. We were like late thirties, yeah, and
we wanted on there. And he's just like housing these
nineteen year olds and we just kept staying. They were
like getting drunker and drunker, Like why aren't you drunk yet?
It was like seven was the record and we were like,
I like we were like on our way to our

(02:02:41):
six and then it got raided by cops and we
were like, we're like, dive, everyone's running. We dove behind
a fucking yeah, that's what said. He goes, hey, I
don't think we actually have to hide. Yeah, And then
we got up and we were like, OHI officers like
oh there goes.

Speaker 5 (02:02:57):
Shepherd.

Speaker 1 (02:02:58):
Yeah, I mean creepy, but like like we weren't doing
anything wrong. We're like, we'll be expelled. How much have
you been at a s U tons?

Speaker 2 (02:03:11):
Dude is temping?

Speaker 1 (02:03:12):
Not so much fun. I grew up in Arizona. Oh
my god, it's the party school. It's everybody's having fun.
The chicks eat Denny's six times a week and still
have like a nine body. I don't understand that.

Speaker 5 (02:03:23):
It's wild.

Speaker 1 (02:03:24):
Yeah, it's a wild thing.

Speaker 2 (02:03:25):
It's a wild thing to even come.

Speaker 5 (02:03:27):
They're nuts.

Speaker 1 (02:03:28):
Everybody there's nuts. They love baseball too. It's the weather man,
it's the weather.

Speaker 2 (02:03:32):
It's got to be the weather.

Speaker 5 (02:03:33):
They do love baseball because basically all the spring, a
lot of spring trainings out there.

Speaker 2 (02:03:36):
Yet, yeah, it's there in Florida, Arizona, in Florida, the
two places.

Speaker 1 (02:03:39):
Yeah, I mean, herpes spreads so fast that.

Speaker 2 (02:03:42):
Might be a rumor, like the amazing race is being
killed interested. I don't know because I said the same thing.
But high school it was like, hey, you hear people
like one and three people have HIV that is h
for real or std whatever.

Speaker 5 (02:03:55):
They're like, hey, don't go to the phone parties.

Speaker 1 (02:03:57):
That's whatever. The warning shot, what is the warning committee
is a chance for your doctors say you got to
be more careful. But this is cool your doctor, but seriously,
could get worse. So like he's gone away. The second
base is like second base of that.

Speaker 2 (02:04:17):
Hey, one more hiccup and it's over.

Speaker 1 (02:04:18):
It's just like you might break up from this, but
it's not gonna be with you for a long time.

Speaker 2 (02:04:23):
Okay, but it goes away eventually.

Speaker 1 (02:04:24):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 5 (02:04:25):
And then and then finally syphilis.

Speaker 1 (02:04:27):
Syphilis is fucked.

Speaker 2 (02:04:28):
That's how al Capone died, right.

Speaker 1 (02:04:30):
Something like that. Can you treat and have to go away?

Speaker 4 (02:04:33):
You can get a nice little animotic cocktail?

Speaker 5 (02:04:37):
Are you how did you know that? Are you sitting
your face? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:04:42):
Friends, you never not drinking? People like, why don't you drinking?
You're like, I'm just going for a week sober I
can do that. Another reason, shut up, move on, talk
about someone else the joke.

Speaker 5 (02:04:53):
Hey, good news, you have chlamydia. But for real, let's
talk for a second.

Speaker 1 (02:04:57):
Let's sit down, for it's could have been worse. Herpe
says out there, Yeah a s U.

Speaker 2 (02:05:03):
Yeah, it's always I've heard of where they like, they
know they have hot girls. So they have like the
Tempe twelve where they they vote, they vote every single
year on who the twelve hottest girls are and then
they come off the calendar or something like that. That
this what we're talking about is the reason why I
did not go to SU.

Speaker 1 (02:05:18):
They're just casual models. They're just women that could be
like tops in the world, and they're just they got
like fucking campus jobs.

Speaker 5 (02:05:26):
You'll just go to like a local target, they'll be
working by a dressure and you're just like, what.

Speaker 1 (02:05:29):
The what are you doing? Yeah, it's like America Sweden.

Speaker 2 (02:05:31):
And that's why all they get at those thing tops right.

Speaker 12 (02:05:33):
There, who the bitches hot? They don't do anything, ah,
and their football team is good. Now, gotta look at
these dorks behind them, Kennedy, Just look at them. That
guy's looking away because of their beauty.

Speaker 5 (02:05:48):
They get in the back because you got the eyes
locked on the we know we got it.

Speaker 1 (02:05:52):
We know what you're doing after Wow.

Speaker 2 (02:05:56):
Yeah, man, hot girls at a s U shout out them.

Speaker 1 (02:05:59):
You go, Uh Nebraska, Oh yeah, that must be cool.
That must just be hard drinking.

Speaker 5 (02:06:04):
Oh hard is drinking a lot of white boys.

Speaker 2 (02:06:07):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:06:08):
I grew up in small town Missouri, so when leveled
up to Nebraska, I'm getting all the guys from California and.

Speaker 5 (02:06:12):
Texas be like, Yo, this place sucks. I'm like, what
are you talking about? This place riffs?

Speaker 1 (02:06:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:06:17):
Yeah, Like, what are you talking about? This place rifts?
Just when I grew up in like small town Missouri,
I'm like, there's chicks everywhere, dude.

Speaker 1 (02:06:24):
More than three.

Speaker 5 (02:06:25):
We got to get back to Dallas.

Speaker 1 (02:06:26):
Like, there's a Chinese restaurant in this.

Speaker 5 (02:06:30):
It's a restaurant, not a Buffets. More nice though Buffets
always hits Lincoln.

Speaker 1 (02:06:37):
Yeah, dude, I went to a Missouri No sorry, Montana
opening week. My friend worked there in catering. She's like,
I'll get you into some tailgates and ship like. So
I was like, I'm gonna make uh jelot shots. I
gotta bring some to the party. So I made two
hundred and fifty jello shots and I just walked through
the grizz like opening day tailgates, and the people that

(02:06:58):
were just turned. The people that were into jellow shots,
they were just walking along with no, yeah, that's one
of these and like we were like making up shows
like what's this for. I'm like raise Awardeness for the
whales and like okay, and they would just go on
to the next thing, like I need a grizz war
and somebody like I won't do that, Like then you
don't get one. And someone's like, all right, this guy's in.
I tried to go into a Fisher one. We got

(02:07:19):
chased out because like you can't pass out alcoholic drinks
where we sell alcohol on campus. I just told that allowed.
It was like lamb whatever. But it was so fun
and this is out Montana, yeah, which is wild. Was
like that. It's got like two months of warm and
it's the best.

Speaker 2 (02:07:37):
Yeah, that was one of them Montana.

Speaker 1 (02:07:40):
I don't know if they always went like Division two.
They're always right there in Division two.

Speaker 5 (02:07:45):
Actually they party, are they really?

Speaker 2 (02:07:51):
This was the one in Bozeman, right, the one in
Billions is the one that's No, this.

Speaker 1 (02:07:55):
Is Missoula, isn't that? But isn't that isn't a movie.

Speaker 5 (02:07:59):
I think there.

Speaker 2 (02:07:59):
I think because when we were in Montana, we passed.
I think this school and like Bozeman, the west is Bozeman.
It's more plains, maybe a Montana st How important is.

Speaker 5 (02:08:11):
This he said? How important is like?

Speaker 1 (02:08:18):
Now that's yeah, that's a different college.

Speaker 5 (02:08:22):
Different college.

Speaker 2 (02:08:23):
Find out where we got to find out now for
whatever reason.

Speaker 1 (02:08:26):
I gotta Montana griz Yeah, it's definitely Missoula because I
went there and I know it. But he was that
was not even a question picture there and I went there.

Speaker 6 (02:08:43):
Let's not be mean to these guys. Slower outside Arizona
statele was the best campus you you went through.

Speaker 1 (02:08:53):
That's a Maryland ruled such a big rolling campus. But
that n y U kids there, I mean, they're fucking
doing blowing the streets they're in like college, like in
a city that's that's a wild upright.

Speaker 2 (02:09:04):
That'd be terrifying.

Speaker 5 (02:09:05):
Yeah, that would be terrifying to do that.

Speaker 1 (02:09:07):
What's what's a good like campus campus? I like the
rolling greens, you know, like the real quads.

Speaker 2 (02:09:12):
Yeah, like Michigan, Michigan, Yeah, for sure, Michigan's got a
beautiful campus.

Speaker 1 (02:09:17):
Notre Dame doesn't.

Speaker 6 (02:09:18):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's one that you appreciate because of
the tradition. Yeah, but right outside of the campus.

Speaker 2 (02:09:24):
Is absolutely similar to similar to similar to the l
s U campus is outstanding at.

Speaker 1 (02:09:30):
L U never but you're never been to that campus.
Texas has great tailgates. You could you guys party at
the if you were on the road at a school
and you wasn't a bus back, could you stay there
that night and party in school?

Speaker 2 (02:09:46):
The game is over, you pack up your stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:09:48):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (02:09:48):
It would have been like, well, while we're here, we're
done with work.

Speaker 2 (02:09:50):
Yeah, like the hanging that time the bowl games. Though,
the bowl games, you go, you practice for the week,
and then after the game it's like, okay, buses leave
at nine am. No one be late because the season's over.
No one really cares. So then right, yes, do what
you want out there. Like we played in the Sugar
Bowl one year. Yeah, that in New Orleans and that
was the best, So much fun through a bun of

(02:10:12):
guy's bike right in front of him.

Speaker 5 (02:10:14):
It was awesome. It was good time.

Speaker 1 (02:10:16):
Hey tell me, I have a theory that that the
preseason MAUI n I T for like the malle invitation
for basketball there's always upsets. And my theory is because
they're out there surfing all day and they're not in
game ready and like game head ready.

Speaker 2 (02:10:32):
How many basketball players do you think are in the
water surfing or.

Speaker 1 (02:10:36):
Just being on the beach. Yeah, I mean, okay, how
much college basketball?

Speaker 5 (02:10:46):
We don't know. But if you're an athlete, you had
a nice singer back to.

Speaker 1 (02:10:50):
Him likes.

Speaker 5 (02:10:57):
Right. What's been your favorite many tour with with the
group you're with.

Speaker 1 (02:11:04):
I don't know, not really grow. I just take different
openers differently. Good comments from New York top three openers
Joe List opening me once right after Louie got canceled
and he was back on the market. It was nice.
It was like he's become available for like three months.

Speaker 5 (02:11:19):
Okay, brother, I know they won't touch you.

Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
Yeah. Adrian's fun. Colin Tyrrel gets after it with Booze.
He's fun. Yeah, he's gonna be with me in Denver. Yeah,
he's every time he's like, you know those guy's like no,
I'm going sober now, You're like okay, and then like
by the end of the night though, we're gonna be drinking. Yeah,
for sure. That's column.

Speaker 5 (02:11:36):
Knowing all the drinking and drugs that you've done. Have
you ever had the sober moments we're I'm like, I
can't do it where you're like, hey, I'm gonna, I'm
gonna I'm gonna turn the tide here.

Speaker 1 (02:11:43):
Yeah. I did try January last year. You did it.
It was great, But like I thought about it this time.
Obviously I didn't do it again. I thought about this
time and I was like, no, I think I'm gonna
go do one of those Rogan episodes in the middle
of January so I'll pentpitly be drinking that. I was like,
you know what, Actually, I'll get in a strike every
day instead. So it's been worse than ever, but I

(02:12:06):
do know whatever, you feel good.

Speaker 5 (02:12:08):
But yeah, one dry January throughout your career.

Speaker 1 (02:12:10):
That's it. Yeah, that's plenty.

Speaker 5 (02:12:12):
Got it done.

Speaker 1 (02:12:12):
You guys ever do five K You ever clean up?

Speaker 5 (02:12:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:12:15):
I mean I said to you like you kids.

Speaker 5 (02:12:18):
Up until this last month, like after beer Olympics, I
was I basically use my old man because my old
man's been sober now for like seven months, and I'm like,
I'm gonna do solidarity with my dad. But I did
a case race not too long ago. Okay, and I
had a few out there in New Orleans, but we
never hit Bourbon Street like that. We never hit Burbon Street.

Speaker 1 (02:12:35):
Trash, purpose is trash. There's other places to go in
New Orleans.

Speaker 5 (02:12:38):
See, it's refreshing to hear that.

Speaker 2 (02:12:40):
So we just got back from New Orleans literally yesterday,
Like this is the.

Speaker 5 (02:12:44):
Greatest city in the world, Like, man, is it?

Speaker 1 (02:12:47):
But not there. It's like often it's like here too.
Broadway after a while sucks. You gotta go somewhere cool.

Speaker 2 (02:12:52):
You gotta spend a couple of weeks on Broadway though
when you first get there. Yeah, first get here, you
gotta you gotta immerse in that, and then you.

Speaker 5 (02:12:57):
Gotta be shoulder to shoulder trying to get in the.

Speaker 2 (02:12:59):
Spots, the five spots in the East. He starts finding,
like the fun last night, Yeah nice, where'd you go
last night?

Speaker 1 (02:13:06):
Spot?

Speaker 2 (02:13:06):
Five spots like this, what's called yeah out in East Nashville.
Yeah jazz they have a jazz on Mondays.

Speaker 1 (02:13:13):
Yeah, Heast is pretty cool. You got to get away
from that, that downtown area.

Speaker 2 (02:13:17):
Then it's like not bad fun though every once in
a while to get down there.

Speaker 1 (02:13:22):
Of all the downtown's Nashville might have the best one
of all the life. This is just for tourists.

Speaker 2 (02:13:27):
It's a good walking area too.

Speaker 1 (02:13:29):
It's fun.

Speaker 2 (02:13:30):
But yeah, yeah, the drinking thing.

Speaker 1 (02:13:33):
Okay, that's your science. I want you to try at
barok A two days in a row and then drink
and then the broken the next day.

Speaker 2 (02:13:40):
I'll do it for beer Olympics, Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:13:41):
I promise you.

Speaker 2 (02:13:43):
My first call and if you were right or hey brother,
I feel like ship.

Speaker 1 (02:13:46):
Okay, well he'll know.

Speaker 5 (02:13:48):
He'll know the next day because it'll be out there.
That's right.

Speaker 2 (02:13:50):
You do you want to commit to the Olympics right now?

Speaker 5 (02:13:52):
When is it June? It'll be in June. It's usually
what later June? Oh, I guess we've kind of moved it.
We've moved it both times. It can be up in
the air or your tour rates and the schedule pretty set.

Speaker 1 (02:14:01):
I'm about to go, like, sell all my ship and
go backpacking in June. At some point I could I
I don't sell all your shit and go back back
South America and Southeast Asia just like a year. Really yeah,
but like if I'm if I'm still here for that
one thousand percent, I want to do it. So would
you say it's like right on the line of it.

Speaker 5 (02:14:21):
Would you say if if you're advising us to do
it and we want you a part of it, maybe
the first half of June.

Speaker 1 (02:14:26):
Yeah, the first week of June would really go well
with me.

Speaker 2 (02:14:28):
Now if you're thinking about getting football players, though, OTA
doesn't until the middle of that.

Speaker 5 (02:14:31):
That's always been.

Speaker 2 (02:14:32):
That's always been in the middle of and in the
middle of July. June fifteenth is always a good marker
for you to be like, Okay, that's when we can
kind of start looking at dates back after June.

Speaker 5 (02:14:41):
Yeah, we could do before. I mean that would be
we literally have to plan it.

Speaker 1 (02:14:45):
Now. You're saying when I start.

Speaker 2 (02:14:52):
April twentieth is usually it's funny because the four twenty
is the first EAT can get tested.

Speaker 1 (02:14:57):
Yeah, that's usually the do the test in the more
come on, hurry up that test.

Speaker 5 (02:15:02):
Yeah, have a show on.

Speaker 1 (02:15:04):
Eighteen's just an anchorage. That's when I'm starting the trip.

Speaker 2 (02:15:06):
Oh, did you can make it back from Anchor to Alaska?

Speaker 1 (02:15:08):
But that's when I'm starting my trip from there. Oh really, Yeah,
you're out, dude, I'm out. You're well, I want you
Unless I push it, there's an outside chance I pushed you,
like like July or August.

Speaker 5 (02:15:19):
Well, no, we could do like the.

Speaker 2 (02:15:20):
Fifteenth or sixty one.

Speaker 1 (02:15:21):
Dude, what July one so I could be here for
this July won't be great?

Speaker 2 (02:15:27):
That would be a good time to do it.

Speaker 5 (02:15:28):
Yeah, it's a month of independence.

Speaker 1 (02:15:30):
I want to throw up on your loan.

Speaker 2 (02:15:38):
But this is another reason why yeah there next to me.

Speaker 5 (02:15:41):
Last year, I couldn't stand up.

Speaker 2 (02:15:44):
Your tour dates is a reason why we do it
on weekdays so people can like s people again, Oh yeah,
like callmics, anybody who's in the entertainment. They're traveling Thursday
through Sundays.

Speaker 1 (02:15:52):
Oh yeah, whenever I have a barbecue on my like
I'm my deck, it's always like Tuesdays Wednesdays. Yeah, otherwise exactly.
Also like, yeah, I got a little deck. It's great. Also, like, uh,
we live like fucking animals in New York. I have
a deck this big from you to you and everyone's
like wow, so great?

Speaker 5 (02:16:12):
Yeah right now, right now?

Speaker 2 (02:16:15):
Do you think it gonna be in New York forever?

Speaker 1 (02:16:18):
No, I'm I'm probably love. I probably moved just I've
lived in LA for a long time. It was fun,
but it was like I just kind of want new ship,
new restaurants and new people.

Speaker 5 (02:16:25):
Yeah, you know you thinking about going to Austin.

Speaker 1 (02:16:28):
No, it's it's trash. The vibe is trash. The commerce
are cool, but it's bachelorette town. It's this worse.

Speaker 5 (02:16:34):
I was gonna say, Yeah, it's basically Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:16:36):
Everyone would tell me before I went to Austin.

Speaker 1 (02:16:37):
They're like, hey, have you've been Austina? Now, Like, if
you like Nashville, you're gonna love Austin. Swampier, it's hotter,
it's hotter for it hotter for sure. Yeah, I mean
they both have music. I mean it's real similar. The
trash like like thirty five year old bachelorette party with
like smoke and lasers in a part that has seven

(02:16:58):
people in it. It's just like, what are you doing? Yeah,
it's garbage. Yeah, but that's just a downtown. It's cooler areas, Yeah,
watching that's just a downtown.

Speaker 5 (02:17:08):
Nation is a great area.

Speaker 2 (02:17:09):
You can get land out here, you can move out here,
income tax.

Speaker 1 (02:17:13):
That's pretty key.

Speaker 2 (02:17:13):
Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 1 (02:17:14):
That's pretty key that we're.

Speaker 5 (02:17:16):
Gonna have to there's a lot of Shane and we
get and we can pressure.

Speaker 1 (02:17:24):
Like, oh, bros. I'm in Bros.

Speaker 2 (02:17:25):
So we're gonna bro down like three weeks.

Speaker 5 (02:17:27):
Before we'll be like, hey, bro, you know the bag? Yeah,
I just got me just commercials.

Speaker 2 (02:17:33):
It's crazy commercials a week before things.

Speaker 5 (02:17:36):
Then we don't take them back within five minutes. You
guys would change up on me.

Speaker 1 (02:17:39):
I always does that happened, man? What's wrong with you? Today?
Is wrong with me? Sean? I just got here.

Speaker 5 (02:17:44):
You ever donate my phone? Call again?

Speaker 6 (02:17:46):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (02:17:46):
I knew you'd go Hollywood on me.

Speaker 1 (02:17:51):
Yeah, but natural, Yeah, whenever they try to get me
and moved to Austin. They tried non stop, and it's
like no, Like the food's great, and in New York
you're crazy Terry Blacks.

Speaker 5 (02:18:00):
That's probably people.

Speaker 1 (02:18:02):
Yeah, that's one place. It's fine, it's great, but it's
like it's one place if.

Speaker 2 (02:18:06):
You could eat one food. The rest of this is
a hard hitting question. Yeah, one one genre of food
the rest of your life.

Speaker 5 (02:18:11):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (02:18:11):
Pussy every day.

Speaker 5 (02:18:14):
You're a giver.

Speaker 1 (02:18:14):
It's an obvious. Yeah, that's when we're presidential campaign was
all about lick those titties. I don't know how if
I would have gotten the primaries, but I would have
got a small loyal group of follows.

Speaker 2 (02:18:33):
Would have been like, you know that guy's don't have
bad but the rest of them, yeah, this guy's funny.

Speaker 1 (02:18:38):
I like this guy.

Speaker 5 (02:18:39):
Unless he did it at that uh at one of
his the rose or not the Roast, the Yeah, what
the fun does that called? I know rally?

Speaker 1 (02:18:48):
But was it a rally that he did presidential?

Speaker 5 (02:18:51):
Yeah, yeah, one of the I don't know him, don't
want to know him.

Speaker 1 (02:18:55):
I'm gonna sell out that Trumpet man. You know this
guy's supporting you like out.

Speaker 2 (02:19:00):
We interviewed Trump and we're like, so, tell us, do
you like Shane's impression of you?

Speaker 1 (02:19:04):
And he's like I don't. We're like, you wouldn't have shown. Yes,
that staff actually I'm not going to show.

Speaker 5 (02:19:14):
This is telling us. He's like.

Speaker 2 (02:19:16):
They're like, yeah, he's always in the plane, like scrolling Instagram,
scoring whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:19:20):
All the time. There's no way oppression, no doubt.

Speaker 6 (02:19:24):
We felt the same thing, like, yeah, I know you've
seen change impression. And then and then he does I like,
I kind of try to double down. I was like,
he does a great impression of you. It's very funny.

Speaker 5 (02:19:33):
I've heard great.

Speaker 1 (02:19:36):
What he said? You got it. The only way to
get with Trump is you got to like challenge him.
You gotta be like they'll be like he's actually it's
better than you are, legitimately, like Trump is in that
world now a little bit, and he has been too
frightened to go and kill Tony, like Tony wants him
on there, and he's legitimately frightened. He's like a scared baby. Yeah,

(02:20:01):
he's a clip this. Maybe I wasn't because the president.
I have respect for it, but some people call him
it's obvious to do it. Everyone's done it. I don't
know why, right, because he's not the man he claims
to be.

Speaker 5 (02:20:19):
You got yeah, you got all the boys up there?
You got uh who's Adam?

Speaker 1 (02:20:26):
Yeah? Real bid?

Speaker 5 (02:20:28):
Yeah, yeah, no doubt.

Speaker 2 (02:20:29):
And honestly there's a perfect bit of like he's him,
and then Shane comes out as him, and then Trump
gets to knock himself out.

Speaker 1 (02:20:36):
Maybe they both beat the ship out of Biden.

Speaker 2 (02:20:38):
Yeah, one of them gets it all four.

Speaker 5 (02:20:41):
Adam just takes both of them down.

Speaker 1 (02:20:43):
Yeah. Yeah, double x one one tabletops around respect.

Speaker 2 (02:20:51):
He did a whole entire show that's like that broke
the internet just now, and that ever came to life
a week and said, yeah, doesn't he do that.

Speaker 1 (02:20:58):
It's because he's fucking yeah, and he was dodging it
before he was dodging bullets, So it's not about that.
That's the Curryrogan has a lot of most sad agents there.
God yeah, no. Legitimately, yeah, I think he's afraid to
look bad and it's the thing you got to stay
in the moment, and he's not really good at that.
I love it.

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Speaker 5 (02:21:35):
Warning.

Speaker 2 (02:21:35):
This propa contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. I
might be talking out of my ass right now, but
I are you a big conspiracy guy.

Speaker 1 (02:21:42):
You like the conspiracy I like the ones that are retarded,
like lizard people. Lizard people. The birds are not real.

Speaker 2 (02:21:49):
Birds are not real.

Speaker 1 (02:21:50):
They're favorites. But how do they get charged the wires?
The wires charge them, So you're into that. I love it,
going on rules, it's the best, dude. There's everything QAnon
says is worth fucking writing fan fiction for. That's awesome.
I don't know what qon is. Charging the wire is

(02:22:12):
actually makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 5 (02:22:14):
Yeah, that's why I've ever came across that conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (02:22:17):
No, but the lizard people think that Denver Airport.

Speaker 1 (02:22:19):
Things Denver Airport. Every time I passed that mir earlier,
it's like, what why would you have this here?

Speaker 6 (02:22:23):
And then when you're driving never everywhere you got to drive,
you're just like, there's definitely some ship out here.

Speaker 1 (02:22:29):
Oh yeah in between Denver.

Speaker 2 (02:22:31):
Yeah, on the horizon of Skyline, you're like, I guess
we're driving there.

Speaker 1 (02:22:35):
And then the whole way the Pyramid Antarctica. Well you
didn't know about this.

Speaker 2 (02:22:39):
No Pyramid Antarctica. That's the reason I actually don't know
anything about that. Just crazy there. There is something about
getting a little get a little banged up, getting on
that phone and going down a nice little rabbit hole
of different conspiracies.

Speaker 1 (02:22:55):
Sometimes the QAnon ones are like they're dumb. It's fun
to like play along but some of them, like if
you're hearing of like of their support, you're like yeah,
and then you like repeat it later someone else like
what are you talking about? Yeah, you're right, Yeah, that one.

Speaker 2 (02:23:09):
Is the flat earth with that qualifies retarded to you.

Speaker 1 (02:23:12):
That's one of the retarded ones. But like I went
to Cuba, Me and Bobby Kelly went to Cuba and
were like learning about Cuban history and the Bay of
Pigs and all that stuff. I didn't really know about
any of it, and they were like, Kennedy went against
I was telling my mom all this. Kennedy went against
the CIA and the and the military because they like
told him he'd have an easy time taking over Cuba,
and then it was hard. He got that into any
like talked about them publicly, and that's one of the

(02:23:34):
reasons they say, like c I I made have killed Kennedy. Yeah,
And my mom's like, Ari, stop just set it, like
it's real.

Speaker 2 (02:23:44):
All those files getting released, I don't know when they do.
There's an executive order them was on like two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (02:23:48):
Released you think it's gonna get released money not fully
released or not fully released?

Speaker 5 (02:23:57):
Didn't didn't Trump say like there's a little too much.
I don't think the people are ready for.

Speaker 2 (02:24:01):
He said that a while back. I think he said
that in his first administration, this one he signed an
executive order saying I am releasing all the files on RFK,
JFK and Martin Luther King.

Speaker 1 (02:24:13):
And that was his first day in office.

Speaker 5 (02:24:15):
He could sign that, but it's still and he took.

Speaker 2 (02:24:17):
He took, He takes the sharp and he goes make
sure Bobby gets this, like RFK Junior front of the show.
Oh yeah, so he's signed an executor And in my
dumb American brain, I'm like, well, you signed the order.

Speaker 1 (02:24:28):
It has to happen, right.

Speaker 2 (02:24:29):
But then I'm hearing about all these things getting blocked.

Speaker 1 (02:24:31):
I'm okay, so what can you do with back to
a lawsuit? But when Rogan was pressing him on it,
like how much do you read? It goes plenty? But
how much goes? I read plenty? Goes half more than half.
Let's about half. But he said he couldn't release it
before because people were still alive on the road. That's right,
which means something's up, something's happened. You don't be like,

(02:24:52):
oh yeah, I did the autopsy. It was like one
gun shot. Yeah, So like then why like why, what
do you mean someone's alive? If it was on the
up and up, it wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (02:25:00):
Matter, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:25:02):
That that that I would really love to know.

Speaker 1 (02:25:04):
I loved that.

Speaker 2 (02:25:05):
I love to know about if the moon landing was real.
Nice that, Like, I mean the Martin Luther King thing.
I didn't even know there was conspiracy behind that.

Speaker 1 (02:25:13):
He's not a real guy. They made him up. It's
it's not even like if you talked to anyone from
the sixties, they were like, no, no, that came later
in the seventies or eighties. Anyone from the sixties was
like that, that's we never Yeah, guy's not really one
of the thing is not real. That was the first
junior because they was like, oh, there already is a
more of the king and it's like Colin Junior. Yeah,
and so then and so then it's like so the

(02:25:34):
like past the test.

Speaker 2 (02:25:38):
If you had to say, right now, who did it
to JFK, who do you think did it? Government mafia?

Speaker 1 (02:25:45):
Right, the government mafia? And then which part of the
government it's a military. I think they all met and
they said, let's they couldn't have been like nine to eleven,
like let it happen, but we're not doing it. That's
what they say for nine eleven change. It's a no.
But as a Jew, I'm interested.

Speaker 5 (02:26:01):
Okay, let's elaborate laughing.

Speaker 2 (02:26:06):
At Yeah, so loose Change is like a video of
an old YouTube video that came out explaining why it's
all an undercover job, why everything, like people were told
not to go in some days you can see like
detonations going off like a floor below as all the things.

Speaker 1 (02:26:25):
It's just you know, it's real.

Speaker 2 (02:26:26):
It's not like yeah, I never want to say like
I believe this because I don't know what I believe,
but it's so much fun to look into.

Speaker 1 (02:26:31):
It's also like something's up, Yeah, something Tower seven. I'm
like that one always gets.

Speaker 2 (02:26:37):
Me to elaborate on something's up? Like do we really
want to know? Like, do you you really want to
know all of the fucked up things that we've done?

Speaker 1 (02:26:46):
You're right, it's too close, JFK, it's long enough. I
just want to know.

Speaker 5 (02:26:50):
Do we control the weather?

Speaker 1 (02:26:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:26:54):
Yeah, I think yeah, Like do we want to know? Yeah,
it's tay that we talk about. Do we want to know?
I don't know if he wants.

Speaker 1 (02:27:05):
You're welcome That's all I want is you. Occasionally God,
a little license goes a long way. Tratmore Tratmore flies
with honey. Yeah, I would love to know who did
I think, I mean the Mafia was because of Cuba
because they had money there. I think it was the CIA.

(02:27:27):
If I had to guess anybody, it was a CIA
training that guy or maybe doing the fucking mind altering ship. Yeah,
I have no clue, But what do you think?

Speaker 5 (02:27:36):
I truly have no idea.

Speaker 6 (02:27:38):
There was another video coming out not too long ago
where they talked about, oh, check out the bullet the
way the bull when people are like, oh, that's Ai,
and I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:27:44):
Like, yeah, now you can't trust anything.

Speaker 2 (02:27:46):
Because I did see a video of the driver of
the car turning around and shooting something and I was like,
oh fuck, because he does see the back of his.

Speaker 5 (02:27:54):
Head go out.

Speaker 1 (02:27:55):
It might be a I don't know. My buddy Ryan
O'Neil says it was. It was actually if you look
at the video closely, Jackie, because she gets in there
and gets someone and then just puts one in his
goes for him and he's too well dressed. Yeah, he
goes video. She dies right at him, and you can't
see their hand and then he goes up. She was
too well dressed. Yeah, she was wearing a celebration dress already.

Speaker 2 (02:28:16):
She was always something right, yeah about well dressed people.

Speaker 1 (02:28:22):
Look at the money train.

Speaker 4 (02:28:23):
There was a clip I know Alex Jansons said some
crazy things, but that guy's on He's fine. But they
had a said some crazy things. They had a release
of an audio recording of x C I A. I
believe that just came about that they were saying the
orders came from Lynna by Johnson to kill Kennedy, to

(02:28:45):
kill Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (02:28:46):
Woll to take over, he to go for him. He did, okay,
because they probably talked to the vice present, like will
you support the opposite of this if something anything were
to happen. He was like loud and clear, yes, I
will change holy stance on this. Yeah. I could see
the military because the military Kennedy's like a piece nick
right or was? He was? Yeah, So the military is like,

(02:29:08):
we need war? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (02:29:10):
Alex Jones is such an interesting person, Like the first
really is first Rogan episode I ever watched was episode
nine to eleven with Alex Jones. I had like four
or five friends hit me. I'm be like, you should
watch this because we were all kind of diving into
conspiracy stuff. Yeah, and I listen to know, I'm like,
this is fucking crazy. The whole Pizzagate thing and the emails,
all that stuff started happening, and then he gets sued
for custody of his kids. He's talking about a chili

(02:29:31):
that day, so and I was like kind of getting lost.
And then the Trump assassination happened. He's like, I called that,
But it's like, did you call that or did you
just say a whole bunch of things in one happened
to hit?

Speaker 1 (02:29:41):
Yeah, you know it just it's Rogan's always said like
one out of ten things he said was like accurate,
nine out of ten. It was a while before he
was like called him right wing or anything. He was
just like, he's crazy. It's crazy, like that one actually
might be true. Maybe he just got too close on
the true one to somebody. Yeah, supporting, They pay him
as an all the right guy, and shit rid of him.
Get him out of you.

Speaker 5 (02:30:00):
Who gets close As to the Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (02:30:02):
Don't get close. They do.

Speaker 5 (02:30:05):
Yeah, that's incredible, like a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (02:30:08):
They've been around for so long yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:30:10):
Keep I think they called Trump becoming president. They called
nine to eleven, they called nine eleven?

Speaker 5 (02:30:14):
Yes, what I don't I don't remember that. I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (02:30:20):
My wife's a big Simpsons person.

Speaker 1 (02:30:22):
Predicts nine to eleven thirteen.

Speaker 5 (02:30:29):
This is where the numbers game gets involved. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:30:31):
I always get sucked up with the numbers.

Speaker 2 (02:30:32):
Yeah, I always get messed up with the numbers.

Speaker 5 (02:30:35):
Just flip the image.

Speaker 1 (02:30:37):
Oh my god, that's it.

Speaker 2 (02:30:40):
I thought there was one with a poster as well.

Speaker 5 (02:30:41):
It was like coming soon.

Speaker 1 (02:30:44):
I mean, why wouldn't they just done it?

Speaker 5 (02:30:49):
Nine?

Speaker 1 (02:30:50):
Oh? Interesting? Nine eleven? Oh snap?

Speaker 5 (02:30:54):
Huh oh, well, now that that is interesting.

Speaker 2 (02:30:56):
You okay, good, I'm glad because the last one I
was like, okay, you boys gotta.

Speaker 5 (02:30:59):
Help me out.

Speaker 1 (02:31:01):
Misinformation to drive us off the road, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:31:04):
There's that.

Speaker 2 (02:31:04):
Yeah, so fucking who the Simpsons, what do they know?

Speaker 5 (02:31:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:31:09):
Who's telling them? They must have been that Citty party.

Speaker 2 (02:31:12):
You know who does animation better than anybody else in
the South Park guys. They are and they don't call things,
but they're basically their recap of the year, four or
five years have been incredible.

Speaker 1 (02:31:21):
The specials are just so great, unbelievable. Man, the one
about the influencers. Influence not made for kids whatever, it's
not suitable for children. Yeah, yeah, it was just like
it's just like they bid on influence, like we're gonna
own you. Who wants to own you? By the Pfizer,
the Russian military, you know whatever they woke least.

Speaker 2 (02:31:38):
That's that's just outstanding creativity.

Speaker 1 (02:31:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:31:42):
Post one is this coming out soon?

Speaker 1 (02:31:47):
This one's already return of COVID. Yeah, they rule. That's
when you just get high and just sit there and
just like that. Sometimes it makes me stop halfway through,
like this is so fucking deep. You're laughing. You're like, wait,
why am I laughing? It's all accurate.

Speaker 5 (02:32:01):
Yeah, Neo zempic one was so funny.

Speaker 2 (02:32:05):
When it stan No Randy Randy Morrish's getting in with
all the moms trying to get there.

Speaker 1 (02:32:11):
Doing hest, just trying to get it all, trying to
steal it.

Speaker 2 (02:32:15):
So funny because it's it's the perfect show because you
can watch the show and just laugh and have a
good time with it. But if you put any thought
into what they're talking about, it's like holy ship.

Speaker 1 (02:32:25):
Yeah. Yeah, the goofy parts are goofy, and then the
smart parts are really explaining they take every side of
every angle, every issue. I do love it. Man, Brandy
is the best character in television by far.

Speaker 2 (02:32:36):
He is incredible vision. I don't I'm not willing to
put a flag down on that, but.

Speaker 5 (02:32:43):
I wasn't. It was everybody did watch everybody did watch
Stan's performance in the Little League Baseball where he's he's
fighting the parents. Yeah, oh my goodness, and.

Speaker 2 (02:32:54):
All the kids are trying to join winning the world.

Speaker 1 (02:33:01):
Yeah, yeah, he might be.

Speaker 2 (02:33:03):
I just I'm afraid to play my flag in that.

Speaker 1 (02:33:05):
And then like an hour later be like, oh, this
fucking character was incredible, Oh my god, the best I
was with it. I was at a UFC with Alex
Jones once and Joey Diaz and this is before people
like ostracized him. But he's fun and a lunatic and
he guys getting a cookie, like a homemade cookie, and
he's like, what's in the cookie? And Joey just eat
the fucking cookie. It's like okay. Then like an hour later,

(02:33:28):
it's Alex Jones just fucking back out of UFC, just
like you thought his paranoid before it was on another
level of what was going on? How hard does Joey go,
he goes as far as you can go. He goes
all the way. He's dosed me so many times putting
a different dosage sticker over the dosage sticker on an edible,

(02:33:49):
and then you like you ever have something you have
to kind of knacks that you're a little but you
can't quite put a finger on it. So like I
remember eating a twenty five milligram edible and then it
was like, so his neck and then it was like
you look at twenty five and it's like that it's
awful little and I was like, wait a minute, on
the wrapper, No, Joey too, fifty, come on, fifty. That's

(02:34:09):
so I was going for it at twenty five.

Speaker 2 (02:34:13):
That is fucking crazy. I would probably die.

Speaker 1 (02:34:15):
Yeah, And then you're like, even though it's about this,
it's about to happen.

Speaker 5 (02:34:19):
Like twenty five, I'm like, shit, this is gonna be
a wild ride, dude.

Speaker 2 (02:34:22):
I've never even done a twenty five. I'll do fives,
and yeah, fives are just like, hey, let's have a
nice little evening change change a couple of channels in
the brain. I think two fifty personality in life, yeah,
or don't or just like on his zone on your
phone for three hours whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:34:38):
I used to do thirty for uf police. Yeah, that's crazy.
It was just like but I knew what happens. I
was like, the fuck, you just got to write it out.
He left me eventually, he leaves. Yeahs like you're a
fucking yes girl.

Speaker 2 (02:34:48):
He's been drugged ideas as well. Yeah, Havy's the only
guy to drug people and like people get away.

Speaker 1 (02:34:53):
Yeah, it's endeering with him. Look at his face. That's
a that's a drugger. That's a drugger. Yeah, that someone
who's bad for them. You gotta get it.

Speaker 5 (02:35:01):
Yeah, I like the playbook. You do thirty for UFC.

Speaker 1 (02:35:04):
Fights, thirty fe UFC fights usual, these like uh these
breath strips that were so small and good half it
was like fifty each half was like about right.

Speaker 5 (02:35:11):
Then walk out the tunnel.

Speaker 1 (02:35:12):
Yeah. John Jones was two of them. You just like, no, no,
what here doing? Is like Brody, I'm fine, Yeah, but
then we'd be in there like it'd be like fourth round.
I'm like, who's is this? Like, uh is this like
tide And they're like no home the other guy like
they both seem like a truck. I don't know they're
doing their best.

Speaker 2 (02:35:30):
That's a pretty good stay.

Speaker 1 (02:35:31):
Yeah, you get gone. I'll fall asleep at u FCS
on those two. I'll just be passed out for a
while with all laugh at me, Like, come back and
be ready to party.

Speaker 5 (02:35:38):
Let's see the stars that are out tonight now. Yeah,
somebody like called Joey like picks up his arm to.

Speaker 2 (02:35:45):
Wave his hand.

Speaker 1 (02:35:46):
Done acid in the UFC before a couple of times?

Speaker 5 (02:35:49):
What's acid like?

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Speaker 1 (02:36:11):
You have see. It's wow because when you start breaking
it down and you're just like this is just like
the coliseum, They're just like it really is, like the's
no different. I started thinking if Superman would come in,
he'd be like, why break this up? Why are you
all charing? What's wrong with you? They're getting hurt, They're
getting hurt. Yeah, yeah, like entrance songs, and it was
like this is just must have must have been.

Speaker 2 (02:36:32):
Like acid was one of those things like as a kid,
you hear about people doing acid and you'd be like,
all this kid was skateboarding. He did an acid trip
like two months ago and he cracked his back and
he re went into a trip.

Speaker 1 (02:36:41):
I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (02:36:42):
You never heard that.

Speaker 1 (02:36:43):
Yeah, like flashbacks. Yeah, people have like flashback trips. You
wouldn't be full, but never cracked my back like you
like you pop a knuckle, bro. Yeah, acid clean, it's nice,
it's electric. You don't get like this. I can do
a mushrooms like I just want to stay here, aidlet's go,
let's go. Yeah, you wake up. You're still up on

(02:37:03):
a golf course at fucking sun up. This rules. You
see the lighter for you to joint.

Speaker 5 (02:37:10):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:37:10):
Ayahuasca is interesting.

Speaker 1 (02:37:12):
It's way longer as is way longer than mushroomsuasa. Yeah.
Once in the Ecuador was down, there was the aandemic. Yeah,
kind of blue, couldn't get a boner. It was great.
Nobody says it's bad. It's never said it's bad. Yeah, No,
it rules. They're like, guess you like to it's just
like it's not even a drug. It's just like a

(02:37:33):
different thing. It's just like that aahuasca level of like
I'm not ayahuasca. The Salvias ship. We're like kind of gone. Yeah,
it's that, but like more so, and you're just like
you just think clearly about yourself with like no attachment
to your side, so you can like really just judge, like, oh,
that guy's sucking up. You know how you judge your

(02:37:55):
friends sometimes, Yeah, Like I wish you'd stop doing that.
It's bad for him. Was she s updating that fucking
bad bitch?

Speaker 5 (02:37:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:38:00):
But then you say that about that guy and like, wait,
that guy's me. Oh, I should stop dating that bad bitch.
I'm not like holding onto it.

Speaker 2 (02:38:07):
So when you come to do you still have those realizations?

Speaker 1 (02:38:09):
Yeah? I spent three days just writing down notes of
like of like everything you saw, just like all day long,
just writing down notes before it was gone. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:38:16):
And then are you like talking to somebody like when
you're playing, oh, like when you're yeah, when you're like
when you're gone and thinking about all this stuff, like
I'm not gonna judge myself.

Speaker 5 (02:38:25):
Are you like talking to somebody's like, is there like
a therapist in the middle of No.

Speaker 1 (02:38:30):
No, No, there's one guy throwing like like honeycomb or
some some wax shit on a fire so it like
makes shape so you can like see it. And then
he's also like playing like a drum. He's just like
if he sees the kind of come out of it,
he'll just like I'll just keep doing this and getting
you like rhythmic, and then you like get back into
like gone again, and then he just like and then
he stops and throws shit on the fire. Yeah, you

(02:38:50):
had Sometimes you're like gone for a while. Sometimes you're
up and you like walk around barf on the side.

Speaker 5 (02:38:56):
That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:38:57):
I couldn't figure out how like snakes and jaggers weren't
getting in because like jungle. But then like I got
up once and I went to puked and I saw
like a veil like right outside the hut, you know,
like huts with like steaks and like yeah, thath on
top and it's just like a veil, and I was
like oh, And then I like went and it just
kind of goes through it. I'm like, oh, but I
can see it, and I'm like, oh, this is stopping

(02:39:18):
animals from getting it. Yeah, it ruled. It ruled that
chick was there. That one chick was there. Chick's a fake.
She's a fake. The one on the right. They replaced
it with another one. She had a purple flower. Yeah,
it was pretty It was pretty great. No one hates it.

(02:39:38):
You just work out a lot of your fucking. He
told us about this one guy who was like a ciicario,
like a hitman for some whatever, and he like he
realized what he was doing while he was on ayahuasca.
He really just like screaming and like punching the ground.
He's like, what the fuck? What if I done? And
just like screaming and crying. And then the next day
he's like, Okay, well I'm done with that, but they're

(02:40:00):
not gonna let me go, so I gotta disappear. I
got to figure out a way out of here. And
he's like planning. He's like, I can't just can't do
that anymore, but but like the only way, all right,
You got to get me out through a back way
and I'll just like disappear and not let them find
me as long as I can.

Speaker 5 (02:40:14):
No way.

Speaker 1 (02:40:15):
Yeah, Yeah, it's wild, it's wild. You just see everything clearly.
It just scrubs you from the inside, the way salvia
made you dirty. This made you clean.

Speaker 2 (02:40:25):
Yes, it made me so yeahs after it.

Speaker 1 (02:40:28):
Yeah, you just scrubbed on the inside. Yeah, I want
to do it.

Speaker 5 (02:40:32):
You really have done it all Beer Olympics.

Speaker 1 (02:40:35):
Yeah, what a fucking fool I am.

Speaker 2 (02:40:37):
Yeah, your Limpics in a case race the two most
basic frat things you can do.

Speaker 1 (02:40:41):
You guys do Edward forty hands, right, I've done it before. Okay, Yeah,
what's the You guys got to go on Legion of
Skanks next time you're in New York. Yeah, that's a
podcast I'm the president of, but Shane's the vice president.
Oh ship, Yeah, it's not our podcast. Ran control their podcast,
yeah yeah. And the final was like they tried to

(02:41:02):
dose me with acid and I like, Shane tipped me
off and then so I just pretended to drink for
a while and then swapped it with one of the
guys on the podcast.

Speaker 5 (02:41:09):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (02:41:10):
Yeah, And then they thought they owed me, like I
fucking doch. I was acting all high the whole time,
and He's like, we fucked you, we got you on acid,
and I was like what And he's like, we fucked you.
We totally fucking dosed you with acid. I was like,
did you though, Oh, like, do I sound like I'm
an asset anymore? And he was like wait what? And
I was like I knew your plan. He goes, so,

(02:41:31):
where's the I saw you drinking? I was like no,
I swapped with Jay and Jay's like wait what. He
was like a bystander, but he was closest to me.
So sorry, sorry, not sorry about a record. You want
us to go on a show.

Speaker 2 (02:41:41):
They tried to drug you?

Speaker 1 (02:41:42):
Yes, I just yeah, yeah, you guys have okay trade,
but they do added forty hand sometimes and it would
be you would We got to make sure they're just
doing it. Yeah, yeah, we gotta see you got to
see him pop up.

Speaker 2 (02:41:51):
You gotta make sure they pop it.

Speaker 1 (02:41:53):
Yeah, you know, like sirringe.

Speaker 10 (02:41:58):
You.

Speaker 1 (02:41:58):
You would be an elite edition of Olympics.

Speaker 2 (02:42:00):
You would have so much fun.

Speaker 1 (02:42:01):
I would have fun. I would like even if I failed,
I would go down talking ship. You probably will fail, right, See,
that's not the kind of attitude I want. I want
more support, But.

Speaker 2 (02:42:10):
Does it get you a little more like.

Speaker 1 (02:42:14):
Who you want as your partner? I mean Shane or
Bert would be the best. But that's another reason why
they're too big.

Speaker 2 (02:42:22):
They're not good.

Speaker 1 (02:42:22):
They're not good, not because he's not athletic. Maybe he
can he can take it down. I'm trying to think
who who would be good at beers.

Speaker 2 (02:42:31):
Because shank and drink beer.

Speaker 1 (02:42:33):
But he's not Like the games, homosexual, you can't have
no coordination, like a pansy of something.

Speaker 5 (02:42:40):
And then he'll just make fun of it like he's
too cool for it.

Speaker 1 (02:42:43):
Right, Yeah, exactly, these games, these childish games. You always said,
sip like that. Oh black people, I need a black guy.

Speaker 5 (02:42:50):
We had walked there last year. This past year, how
were they a great time?

Speaker 1 (02:42:58):
Rage cage flip cupe cage. You have to you got
a cup and you got to bounce it. What bounce? Yeah,
I call that chand and you keep trying to get
into the one next day. As soon as you get
it in, they have to take it and then put it.
But if to get into your.

Speaker 2 (02:43:17):
Chandeliers, two cups opposite side and you're bouncing a pink
punk ball if you miss on the first try, once
you get it, you have to move it to your left.
If you get on the first try, you can move
wherever you want. There's a big stack of with boozing it.
And once you stack a cup on another cup, you
have to take cup and that's fill of beer drinking
and you start bouncing. That is a that's a great
social game. That's a you're in cabo. Hey, let's get

(02:43:39):
the morning started away.

Speaker 1 (02:43:40):
Let's get after it. And that here we comes a
little like piece of wood.

Speaker 5 (02:43:45):
It's already need a table that's you do it on this.

Speaker 1 (02:43:48):
Yeah, it would be a little too small, but yeah,
flip cup's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (02:43:50):
And it's great too because one person will have a
cup that's just like a regular cup, but then someone
will have a stack.

Speaker 1 (02:43:55):
That's like this high.

Speaker 2 (02:43:56):
At the end you're like bouncing, like trying to move
it all around.

Speaker 5 (02:44:00):
Yeah, a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (02:44:01):
But the games we did last year were three three
beer chug and then it was ping beer pong.

Speaker 1 (02:44:08):
Flip cup and beer ball and beer Ball.

Speaker 2 (02:44:12):
Beer ball is up trying to.

Speaker 6 (02:44:14):
Throw your throw the ping pong ball and hit it.
The minute you hit it on the other team, we
get to start chugging.

Speaker 5 (02:44:20):
They have to deliver. They have to go get the
ping pong ball and deliver and touch it to the
table and then that's when your partner has to stop.

Speaker 1 (02:44:25):
To stop, the goal is to finish your beer, right.
You don't play any card games. You don't play as
on anything like that.

Speaker 2 (02:44:30):
No, like King's Cup or yeah was it Suicide Cup.

Speaker 5 (02:44:33):
Or what it's called?

Speaker 1 (02:44:34):
That's not Olympics hangout yeah, llag.

Speaker 2 (02:44:39):
And the thing too is like before the games, like
if you go, if you go to a three beer chug, like,
you don't want to the first beer you drink to
be that.

Speaker 5 (02:44:47):
You want to get to loub the.

Speaker 2 (02:44:48):
Esophagus a little. Yeah, so you have to have a
couple of warm up beers, like it's.

Speaker 1 (02:44:51):
A fun interesting You don't want to go fast right away?

Speaker 2 (02:44:55):
No, no, no, if you fast right away, I feel
like it always slows. You're going for time on the chucks. Yeah,
that's beer ball right there.

Speaker 1 (02:45:02):
Wow, this seems fun.

Speaker 5 (02:45:04):
There's your boy. We'll get you. We gotta get you
to push your backpack.

Speaker 1 (02:45:07):
Yeah yeah, I'll keep coming with the reasons to push.
This is one of them.

Speaker 5 (02:45:11):
Should we hit him with the twisted question? Yeah, let's
se a twisted question.

Speaker 1 (02:45:14):
Twist sponsored by Twisted Tea Tea Pop this little boy,
We'll find it. I have seventeen.

Speaker 2 (02:45:21):
Kevin's Natural Foods over here for you. All right, Well,
I can't read that well.

Speaker 6 (02:45:27):
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(02:45:48):
Keep it twisted with the boys and grab a refreshing
twisted tea today.

Speaker 1 (02:45:53):
Ari, wait, I have a question for you. How does
lack of carbonation help you enjoy it all day long?

Speaker 5 (02:46:00):
Because smooth, smooth, easy to drink to get their fast
harder in.

Speaker 2 (02:46:04):
The morning, but it was hard in the morning, could
be harder at night.

Speaker 1 (02:46:07):
All right?

Speaker 5 (02:46:09):
Which do you believe in? More ghosts or aliens? And why?

Speaker 1 (02:46:14):
I think aliens? Okay, it's an obvious one because they
could be real with science and ghosts is like supernatural ship.
But could although I have talked to the.

Speaker 2 (02:46:22):
Dead, Well, let's that's part.

Speaker 1 (02:46:26):
The only one question was like do you mind if
I piss on this grave? And then they didn't answer back,
so I just pissed. Who it's blasphemous? Yeah, there just
none all right, all I bet answer pull a finger
out of your mind, you know. Okay, and then I
put a stone on there and let's go what what
did you start? The ghost?

Speaker 5 (02:46:47):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:46:48):
I never really okay?

Speaker 5 (02:46:52):
What are those people go on?

Speaker 2 (02:46:53):
The medium are mediums? There's yeah, there's people that like
investigate the paranormal.

Speaker 1 (02:46:58):
You guys believe in ghosts? What about dog mediums? What
about those people taking that kind of money? That's crazy that.

Speaker 2 (02:47:06):
I mean, there's new technology coming out that like it's
gonna be able to translate your dog into like saying
words to you. I saw that on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (02:47:13):
I I believe you believe just because in my head,
like if we went down to New Orleans and did
that like that little ghost tour whatevers, like I'd be.

Speaker 5 (02:47:23):
Terrified, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (02:47:24):
Like if I'm gonna say there, no, I don't believe
in ghosts, and that means I can pretty much feel
like I can walk anywhere or not not have any fear.
I would have a lot of fear going into these
paranormal these paranormal places.

Speaker 1 (02:47:35):
Yeah, in the movies they make like they keep me
up at night ghost movies.

Speaker 5 (02:47:41):
Yeah, paranormal activity.

Speaker 1 (02:47:42):
I'm almost like, why do they get more powerful as
the movie goes on? You should be you sho just
start murdering people right away.

Speaker 5 (02:47:47):
Yeah, It's like Freddy Krueger. Fear energizes you.

Speaker 2 (02:47:51):
The more you know about him, the more they're allowed
to do, that gives them, That gives them energy.

Speaker 5 (02:47:54):
Cooking right now. I do. I do believe in ghosts.

Speaker 1 (02:47:58):
I do believe in an alien really.

Speaker 5 (02:48:00):
I think aliens. That's that's pretty proven. I think Tom
DeLong did it right. He called it called out there. Yeah.
I has these people on that talk about they've they've
didn't He just have somebody on recently. I was talking
about whether it be Area fifty one or something. They
call him like a certain blue like blue. Do you
guys don't want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (02:48:22):
Bob Blizzar? Maybe him.

Speaker 5 (02:48:26):
One.

Speaker 2 (02:48:27):
I've done ghost something before and it scared the funk
out of me.

Speaker 5 (02:48:31):
I did it in New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (02:48:33):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (02:48:34):
So we did?

Speaker 2 (02:48:35):
My wife and I when we first went to We
went to New Orleans. We first met and they're interesting
story right here there is it was like a house,
but behind the house was an old like slaves quarters.

Speaker 1 (02:48:43):
Yeah, ghosts on the slave ship is so real, I know.

Speaker 2 (02:48:47):
And so they're like, hey, we do like ghost uh
like ghost investigations, this many nights a year blah blahlah blah,
so like because there was so much energy fed into
it of like investigating it. There's a lot of activity
always going on. So it was like meet here at
ten thirty in this dark alleyway blah blah blah. We
go and meet there. It's like the most band of
misfits people you could ever see, like dyed hair over
the eyes, like the dicky pants, the misfit T shirts,

(02:49:10):
all those kinds of people. And then me and my
wife we go in with they sit us down and
they're they're going over like different experiences and ghosts that
they've had around in these quarters. And they're like, there
is one inhuman uh entity here, but if you guys
don't want to know about it, it won't affect you
if you don't want it. Does anybody want to know
about the inhuman entity?

Speaker 1 (02:49:31):
I raised my.

Speaker 2 (02:49:31):
Hand, yeah, and so I'm like, I want to know
what this is. Yeah, my wife or whatever reason, we
want to go sit down, and they kind of like
I sat in one area, she sat in the other.
She comes room. She's like no, So I put my
hand down, and there's like three areas. There was the basement,
there was the attic, and then the middle floor. We
started in the basement and we were like coupled with

(02:49:52):
this group that was either a lesbian couple or a
mom and daughter or two sisters.

Speaker 1 (02:49:57):
I really didn't know. I didn't get their backstory.

Speaker 2 (02:49:59):
But we're sitting on this bed. My wife's like, Yo,
why are you asking about inhuman? I was like, because
it's like, isn't that what a spirit is? She's like,
do you know what in human means?

Speaker 5 (02:50:07):
I was like no. She's like.

Speaker 2 (02:50:08):
I was like, isn't that like inhuman like in a human?
They're like, no, that's a demon. In human is a
demonic entity, and.

Speaker 1 (02:50:14):
I was like, oh shit, for real.

Speaker 2 (02:50:16):
And the minute I started talking about that, a meter
starts going off and one of those things and then
it stops, and then we start having more conversations about
other things. And Taylor was like that's my wife Tail,
and she's like, it's really weird that when we start
talking about the h the inhuman entity, a meetia start
and then the meter starts going off. So my wife
starts asking it questions. The two ladies were with us
starting to freak out, and she's like, are you like

(02:50:39):
there was a bunch of names again, Rachel, so and
so whatever, a bunch of names?

Speaker 1 (02:50:42):
Are you this person? That person? No?

Speaker 2 (02:50:45):
And it would never make a meter or make the
meter move at all. And then finally she was like,
is this the entity? And the meter starts going deep
and it was like Tale's like, he looks at me, like,
this is your problem and.

Speaker 1 (02:50:58):
Is he coming home? If it's in you? I am right?

Speaker 2 (02:51:00):
So I'm actually sweating right now. I'm I am in
this attic with three people around me talking to the
darkness being like I'm sorry, I don't want anything to
do with this, Please leave me alone, blah blah blah.
And it's like then my wife is like, do you
like this person?

Speaker 1 (02:51:14):
No answer? Do you like that person?

Speaker 5 (02:51:16):
No answer?

Speaker 1 (02:51:16):
Or do you do you not like?

Speaker 2 (02:51:18):
And then she goes do you not like Taylor and
then goes it starts doing I was like, we gotta
get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 (02:51:23):
Man. He's trying to.

Speaker 5 (02:51:26):
Looks over at Taylor, and then right there Taylor gets
picked up and my hair.

Speaker 1 (02:51:36):
Because we've all had always.

Speaker 2 (02:51:39):
You're always in your friend's house or like at your
house if you have a basement, you like walk up
the stairs at night when you're going to bed, and like,
party feels like maybe something's behind me, so you like
spread up the stairs a little bit. Like there's always
that fear of what could be in the darkness, some
kind of like I always think of something like I
see so many paranormal.

Speaker 1 (02:51:58):
Demonic Yeah with radyation maybe.

Speaker 2 (02:52:01):
Yeah, but yeah, that's that was my experience, and I
from that day I was like, I for sure believe
in ghosts for sure, and if it can be debunked,
please let me know.

Speaker 1 (02:52:10):
Yeah, you can't prove no ghosts. You're on the right.

Speaker 2 (02:52:12):
But another thing about ghost is there's been so many
deaths on this earth, like millions and billions of deaths.
Why aren't there more experiences for people?

Speaker 5 (02:52:21):
Because I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (02:52:22):
Where we're standing right of the planet would be covered
in ghosts, right, yeah, right, So why is few this
illuminatios off something in their life, like get some revenge
or something they're here.

Speaker 2 (02:52:32):
To Like it's a weird thought though.

Speaker 1 (02:52:33):
Yeah, anyway, let me ask you a question. Go ahead,
Can I piss?

Speaker 5 (02:52:39):
Go ahead, dude, we gotta be I have to piss you.

Speaker 1 (02:52:41):
Let's take a quick pat we take a break.

Speaker 5 (02:52:43):
Yeah, we could be. We could also wrap it up. Yeah,
this has been a great wrap it up. It's been
an awesome pot. Have you enjoyed yourself?

Speaker 1 (02:52:52):
I have enjoyed myself that it's been fun to sit
think about like fucking beer games for sure, my life
and then yeah, lots is fun.

Speaker 5 (02:53:01):
It's been fun to sit here and interview somebody like
is that what you normally do?

Speaker 1 (02:53:06):
You get bad ones where you're.

Speaker 2 (02:53:07):
Like sometimes not not all actually more times than not,
it's not that way, but a lot of times you
have to like go to the sheet that Sherman puts together,
like shm, scroll up a little bit, like that's all the.

Speaker 1 (02:53:16):
Information in case the conversation goes dropped.

Speaker 2 (02:53:20):
We're going, okay, Hey, so you went to Maryland.

Speaker 1 (02:53:22):
You had to. That helps. That helps. No one asked
me how University of Maryland was.

Speaker 5 (02:53:26):
Yeah, they tell you happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (02:53:29):
Birthday, Yeah, you had to prepare for Trump.

Speaker 6 (02:53:32):
Yeah, that's that's when where you get like, you know,
you're just nervous because you're about to say with a
president sitting president, yes, a former yeah, former president that
was in the race.

Speaker 5 (02:53:42):
But also like say, and you know we can take
you yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:53:46):
Like this. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:53:47):
Then if you get like a buttoned up athlete where
you know they haven't been on a whole lot of ship,
Like maybe you get a quarterback that you know is
going to be a little that might be a little.

Speaker 1 (02:53:55):
I've got an athlete, I've gotten someone on mine where
it's like you talked to them beforehand. You get coffee,
it's great. And then then just like like, oh, bro,
show yourself.

Speaker 5 (02:54:02):
You feel like sitting there watching it, you can open up.

Speaker 1 (02:54:04):
You don't do the bull Durham. Yeah you can you
say yeah gives a fuck?

Speaker 5 (02:54:10):
Yeah yeah no. But this has been awesome, man, thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:54:13):
Yeah, we do appreciate it. Man, guys.

Speaker 5 (02:54:16):
Yeah, and we're getting you the beer Olympics.

Speaker 1 (02:54:18):
All right, I'm playing off your high school Yeah,

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