Everybody Is Awful podcast

Everybody Is Awful podcast

Jim does weekly rants on dumb people posting dumb shit on social media.

Episodes

July 7, 2025 56 mins

Review of the their last concert and also Jim's trip over to the UK. 

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Tour dates at jimflorentine.com

Coming to Governers Bohemia, NY 7/11-12

Off the Hook Comedy Club Naples, FL 7/16-17

Primetime Comedy Club East Windsor, NJ 7/18

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We have some never happened stories, Mom of the week and some awful names for Softball teams and another brutal menu with some brutal names.

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June 23, 2025 36 mins

Mom of the week segment, awful restaurant menu and more made up stories.

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June 16, 2025 38 mins

Dumb personalized plates like MS-BJS, JEDI-REY, ONLY-VNS, MOM-OF7 and more.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and merchandise.  Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Join and become a member on Youtube for extra episodes at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy.

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June 9, 2025 40 mins

Inspirational Quotes posted online that help no one.  Also, new awful Machine Gun Kelly song and video discussed.  Check out the video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DVbm9zeR0

 

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June 2, 2025 42 mins

More pathetic people posting dumb stuff on their dating profiles. 

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May 26, 2025 36 mins

Loki Skywalker, both twins named Alana, Lemony Rin and more awful babay names are discussed.  Also, here is the link to the Pickleball fight I was talking about.

https://x.com/TheKevinDalton/status/1925600337295286403?t=pHAa6x6C9FWcuTuKK-yjtQ&s=19

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Seee Jim on tour coming to: Rochester, NY, Syracuse, NY, Astoria Queens, Freehold, NJ, London, UK, Manchester UK...

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May 19, 2025 38 mins

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May 12, 2025 39 mins

People walking around with shirts that say, No Coffee No Workee, I'm Your Nacho Average Dad, Everyday I'm Muscle'N, I Would Flex But I Like This Shirt, “WARNING I MAY SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO DISNEY SONGS AT ANY MOMENT” and more!

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May 5, 2025 36 mins

Woman drops a duece on a car hood during a road rage incident, guy puts an eel up his ass, another guy puts a battery in his dickhole and more!

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Atlantic Highlands, NJ

Levittown, LI, NY

Cranston, RI

Plymouth, MA

Laconia, NH

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April 28, 2025 33 mins

More dumb people paying extra money to have a personalized plate.  It's mostly people with Electric cars bragging on their plate that the car doesn't use gas.  Fascinating! We expose those plates on this podcast. 

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April 21, 2025 43 mins

More dumb Inspirational Quotes posted on social media by dumb people.

 

 

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April 14, 2025 38 mins

More BS stories that never happened.  Support our sponsors:

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April 7, 2025 52 mins

A guy on Yelp exaggerates and says he waited 3 hours for a Tow Truck to come, he always waited over 20 minutes at the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru even though there were only 3 Cars ahead of him and he's furious that employees at an Outlet Furniture store were joking and laughing while on the job!  Be happy you're not this miserable prick.  Support the Podcast by joing Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  You can ...

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April 1, 2025 32 mins

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March 31, 2025 32 mins

A woman likes to go cafe hopping, another woman hopes the man she meets has a Zombie Apocalypse plan to escape and another one wants you to stay calm if there is a plane delay when you travel.  Fascinating!

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March 24, 2025 38 mins

More stories made up online from pathetic people. 

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March 17, 2025 69 mins

Train Sweet Soul Sister, B52's Loveshack, Level 42 Something About You, Peter Gabriel Red Rain, Hall & Oates Private Eyes,  Kenny Loggins Footloose and more are discussed. 

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March 10, 2025 42 mins

David Bowie Last Dance, Maroon 5 Moves Like Jagger, Denice Williams Lets hear It For The Boy, The Weeknd Blinding Lights, Kajagoogoo Too Shy, Pete Townshend Rough Boy and more are discussed.

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March 3, 2025 51 mins

Dating profiles discussed this week.  One woman says she wants to go on a date and get to know each other!  Shocking, didn't know you do that on a date.  Another woman says she needs to be treated like a princess.  There is a strong possibilty she might be difficult to be around.

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