March 8, 2025 • 47 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three two one, Start it Up, Waking Up, This is
out DC and Moore Wake Right.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Card of the show with Intern Johnny Your More.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Show, Yo Honey, back again with another I see why
am I? In case you miss it, where recap the
best bits, the best segments, the best everything of this
past week of Intern john Your Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Put in what little podcast for you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Enjoy that way come Monday morning. You're part of the crew,
part of the insider knowledge of what's going on with
the show, the HAPs what we do on a daily basis,
and we always love you know, starting your weekend off
right with kind of letting you feel better about your
petty and that your pet is an angel because we're
doing what did your pet destroy? From something that maybe
was a pillow to maybe it was a whole couch.
(00:50):
We let you guys rant about your pets.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Let me go in Harper County, Jesse, good morning, Good morning.
This is a bull mass stiff named what Jesse guy?
Okay and how big?
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Cool?
Speaker 7 (01:06):
Well act when she was one not that big but
now huge?
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Sure sure was she destroy So I had two trees.
Speaker 8 (01:18):
One in the bedroom, one in the living room, and
I'll pretty much all white cream to poor.
Speaker 9 (01:23):
And destroy themselves.
Speaker 7 (01:25):
Looked like mulch and a jungle and.
Speaker 9 (01:30):
Yeah, but she was so cute.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh that's all it matters.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
So at the time, was she like supposed to be
in a kennel or were we just like was she
sneaking around?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Well, you know, supposed to they maybe not?
Speaker 8 (01:41):
Yeah, and that was all on me, So you can't
even blame her for it.
Speaker 10 (01:45):
Yeah, it's just it's so cute. You know what, I'll
let you hang out in the living room to stay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
For an afternoon. Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Okay, Jesse, one second you're in the running. That is
the worst part when your pet does destroy something or
goes to the trash and you know, like that's on me, Like.
Speaker 11 (02:00):
I literally left the door in the pantry.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, that's that's that's my fault. It's going Middle River Alicia,
good morning, good morning. This is your dog. Dog's name
is wide Gemma.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Okay? And what's what are they ruin.
Speaker 12 (02:16):
My work band to get to wipe in the work half?
Speaker 13 (02:20):
My my badge was gone, tear it up, face was
gone everything.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
So but like, awesome, maybe she's just looking out she's
been the helm. Yeah, yeah, that's adorable. Okay, Alicia, what's second,
you're in the running? She's a winner, I know because
that that one's also doorable dogs like just a badge.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Can't go to work about that.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, it's going Uh Glenn Burney dell s good morning, Hi,
good morning.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
This is your dog. Dog's name is what his name is?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Chase?
Speaker 14 (02:51):
She is a American?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Very good? Okay, and Wade Chase ruined.
Speaker 14 (02:58):
He ruined the greenhouse. You know how they have windows
on the side so the air can slow end, so
he tore that up. He also tore the door to
go in the greenhouse. He also toured off my baby's
rocking swing cord, so when she was a newborn, I
(03:19):
couldn't rock her to sleep anymore besides, you know, holding
her and yeah, you know both sleep.
Speaker 15 (03:25):
Sure, the most important my foot massager.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Oh no, that's tough.
Speaker 11 (03:31):
Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yeah, that's tough. But I mean he was teething yea
the time. But we still love them obviously.
Speaker 11 (03:39):
Yeah, of course a year old.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Now, puppy Chelsea, what second you're in the running? Vote
for your favorite text nine nine three three eight. Uh,
it's funny, Larry, good morning, Good morning, all right, man,
So this is your cat. This tiger, Tiger very nice
And how old was tiger?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
This happened?
Speaker 15 (04:00):
Larry Tiger?
Speaker 16 (04:02):
He was about a year old.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 16 (04:06):
Basically I got home and I heard him meowing, so
I started looking for him, and basically, you know, DC's
legal to do some activities. Yeah, he went in the room.
I guess, well, my friend was watering the plants, my roommate,
and he started to use the litter box, the giant
(04:28):
soil box of his giant litter box. He went to
the bathroom a couple of times and and yeah, writing
the products. So it was all ruined.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah, all right, but especially that's a good boy though,
Yeah Tiger. Hell yeah, go tiger, Right Larry, what second
you're in the running? Let's go Christy, good morning.
Speaker 11 (04:49):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
This is your dog.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
And dog's name is wideb. And what Rebe had destroy?
Speaker 8 (04:58):
She was ten months old boxer and has kit pull
and she chewed down my two bedroom doors. There was
like a half moon hole in the bottom. And when
I came home, she was through the door on my
bed looking at me like, oh, hey, where were you.
Speaker 11 (05:14):
She's like, I don't know how you opened this thing?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Yeah, my day, Christy was running.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
That's ky hilarious. Yeah, dogs like, hey, I'm here.
Speaker 11 (05:27):
Hey, your bell looks so comfy. Why don't you let
me like sleep.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
On about Alexandria? Chelsea, good morning, good morning. This is
a dog named what.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Okay? And Jack was that? What kind of dog? Okay?
And what Jack destroy?
Speaker 7 (05:49):
The first thing he destroyed was his car carrier. He
had like a mess over the top to close it
through the car and he ate through it.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Damn. Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 11 (05:58):
He's like, I can see you, why can't I feel you?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Absolutely, okay. That was the first thing. Was was something else?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Chelsea.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Yeah, I had like a waterproof cover over my bend
and I was watching it because I have been energy
and forgot to close the door and he putting on
the back.
Speaker 17 (06:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
There it is.
Speaker 11 (06:20):
It's like the one time I have it all.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Yeah, take out there, okay, Chelsea. One second you're in
the running. Vote for your favorite text nine nine three
three eight again. If a human did this stuff done?
Speaker 11 (06:31):
Yeah, if you kick on purpose on your belt.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah. But the rest of this stuff like it's like
other damage. Nah, But guys like it.
Speaker 10 (06:38):
Can be your cue, Like you're so cute. You don't
like have the language to talk to me.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah, you're noble.
Speaker 11 (06:44):
You're showing me what you want. It's my blue batons.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Especially like if they decen the word, it's like oh
because they swand me closer to you.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, like that's that's pretty normal.
Speaker 18 (06:52):
Cheaters.
Speaker 11 (06:54):
We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case missed it, Hi, this is.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Vans we have.
Speaker 15 (07:05):
This is Vance.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
Hi Vance, I'm Alexa. I'm calling you from Wymus Flowers.
So you actually won our weekly contest. So a dozen
red roses are yours, just after Valentine's Day, so, uh,
we just want to get them out so you can,
you know, get your prize.
Speaker 15 (07:24):
Wait, what are you calling?
Speaker 12 (07:25):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 10 (07:27):
So you want our weekly contests? We're why Mess Flowers,
a new local flower shop. We have a weekly contest
and you won. You want a dozen red roses totally free.
They can go wherever you want. Uh, we prefer local,
but if not, we can send them, you know, nationwide.
Speaker 11 (07:44):
We don't need your credit info.
Speaker 15 (07:45):
I didn't really enter any contest or anything like that,
so I don't know why you're calling.
Speaker 10 (07:49):
Me, I don't know why we have your info, so
I mean, it's free. We can send them wherever you want.
But if you don't want them, that's cool. We have
other contestants that also enter. But I mean I would
probably take the free flowers if I were you. If not,
totally cool.
Speaker 15 (08:06):
I don't have to like give my credit card or no.
Speaker 10 (08:09):
No, it's a contest. We just are trying to get
our flowers out in the community. That's why we would
love it if you send them locally, but if not,
it's okay.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
We can send them nationwide. Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Oh great, Okay, So we're gonna make a little profile
just in case you decide that you love the flowers
you want to come back, and I just need a
name for who you're sending them to. Again, they are
a dozen red roses, so I would say they're romantic.
I know it sucks that you won the week after
Valentine's Day, but still you can make someone's day.
Speaker 17 (08:37):
That's okay. Yeah, we'll send.
Speaker 12 (08:40):
Them to Bethany.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
Bethany Is that like how you usually spell it, like
b E T H A N Y. Yeah, okay cool,
And then we're just gonna file it under what she
is to you, just in case you come back, so
we can be like, oh, Bethany your wife, girlfriend, sister.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Yeah, she's my girl, girl girlfriend.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Obviously a girlfriend. Sick love that. How how long have
you guys been together?
Speaker 17 (09:08):
One here?
Speaker 11 (09:09):
Okay? Cool? What do you want the card to say?
Just your typical flower card?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Shoot?
Speaker 16 (09:19):
Uh, how about like, uh, the flu won't ruin this
next weekend?
Speaker 10 (09:25):
The flu won't ruin this next weekend. Yeah, oh man,
you got the flu too, kind.
Speaker 15 (09:34):
Of uh wait wait wait with the flu?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Are you.
Speaker 11 (09:41):
Bethany?
Speaker 19 (09:44):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Dad?
Speaker 15 (09:46):
Be yes, Bethany is my friend?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Like, okay, okay, advance. My name is intern John. I
have a sauce and rose here. We're doing war the
roses in the show. And you know that that is
your girlfriend. Who is Bethany? And why does she think
you had the flu this past weekend?
Speaker 20 (10:12):
You know you did not.
Speaker 11 (10:13):
You were with me the whole time.
Speaker 13 (10:15):
You did not have the flu.
Speaker 21 (10:17):
You were not sick.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Well, you know, I kind of suffered in silence.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
But so that's that.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
The bigger question here is you have a girlfriend named Bethany.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Of over a year.
Speaker 22 (10:34):
Oh he's gonna deny it now, I mean what what
what are you doing?
Speaker 9 (10:38):
You've been with me for all four months.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
You just said, yeah, you got this vance, you can
do it.
Speaker 16 (10:50):
Yeah, Key and I have been together for four months.
Speaker 15 (10:55):
I don't know what's happening here.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
The math is mathing, that's what That's what's happen fans.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
So, Bethany is your girl over a year.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I did not say that, say.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
That those exact words, and she thinks you couldn't hang
You couldn't hang out Valentine's Weekend because you had the
flu as you were suffering in silence, A true hero
with your other girlfriend Keiley.
Speaker 15 (11:20):
Yes, with a scam at the minute I picked up
the phone.
Speaker 12 (11:27):
Apparently I was right, like.
Speaker 11 (11:31):
The scam, your scam. I don't disagree.
Speaker 14 (11:37):
Sorry, I'm still kind of getting over this.
Speaker 11 (11:39):
And I really says like killing me.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
I can't. Yeah, bitch, it is.
Speaker 18 (11:50):
Or of the roses is creticked and possibly edited broadcast
with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 11 (11:55):
Want more roses, go to y m S radio dot com.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Top bottom service girls are making four hundred thousand dollars
a year.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
Oh yeah, oh this guy.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
This boot camp is teaching girls how to get it done. Okay,
you said OMG, like you understood, sauce.
Speaker 19 (12:13):
No.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
So, like a lot of girls are like moving to
Miami from Vegas even to make more money. Really yeah,
because like it, I don't know the exact reason, but
I've seen like some girls that I have like mutual
friends with that I follow or know of on Instagram
that have moved now to Miami to make even more money.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Well, I think Vegas is dying and Vegas kind of
did it to his stuff and making everything so expensive.
Speaker 11 (12:35):
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 10 (12:36):
Yeah, I'm not sure the exact reason, but I mean
it makes sense because like Miami is where everybody's wanting
to go now.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
And yeah, So there's this woman who started like a
bottle girl boot camp. She said that for some of
these clubs, like in New York and Miami, thousands of
girls apply, maybe only twelve to twenty five maximum get.
Speaker 23 (12:57):
On the team, I believe it, Yeah, which is to
createy So she spent.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
She's a veteran of nightlife with decades of experience in
the VIP sections of South far nightclubs like Nikki, Beach, Opium,
and Dream, teaches the tricks of the trade over two
incentive days at Miami's bottles service boot camp. Okay, she
charges three inchred bucks see the boot camp.
Speaker 11 (13:17):
I mean that's not as much as I thought it
would be.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
But also, if she's been doing it for decades, I
wouldn't know if that would be up to how it
is now, you know, because that sounds like a very
long time and strings have changed so much.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
But maybe I'm wrong, she says. Nightclub managers begin hiring
girls just for their looks.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Unfortunately, looks alone don't translate the sales. Yeah, just the
new girls don't understand the service. I think that is
probably fair in general. I guess somebody's more personable. You
apply to spend more money.
Speaker 10 (13:43):
I know that you Also, I don't know if this
is for every place, but I've seen this on like
just drills on TikTok, and this was a while ago
that I was following this for absolutely no reason. It's
probably the pandemic, to be honest, But they have to
retry out every year.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Oh I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
One a tip, she says, don't ever ever cover the
label of the champagne bottle with your hand. The table's
paying a lot of money for that bottle. They want
the entire club to see what they're ordering. That true, Yeah,
kind of makes sense, absolutely, she says, one upsell trick.
She just wears by selling clients they can only drink
Champagney mainly Dom harry On on the floor. So if
you want to get a drink for the girl, yeah,
(14:18):
buy the good stuff. Yeah, makes sense, fancy, she says.
From twenty ten to twenty twenty, according to her, she
made between two hundred and four un one thousand dollars
a year doing bottle service.
Speaker 11 (14:28):
That's a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
She says.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
It's one of the few industries where women can earn
six figures with out a college degree. Said, a great
night in Miami or Vegas might be five thousand dollars
worth of tips, depending on where.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
You work and experience.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Good for them, But she's also had thirty forty even
fifty thousand dollars nights you during events like the super Bowl.
Speaker 11 (14:51):
That's insane. Good for her, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 11 (14:56):
I can't even imagine.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
No, like, it's probably it's a.
Speaker 11 (15:00):
Man and I'm too old to be doing that.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Come on, girls, says who you're just not coordinating enough.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
I'm definitely not.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, that would be the like that's we're losing the crowd.
Speaker 11 (15:09):
I don't disagree.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yeah, she says bottlesurpers are models in the face of
the venue. They often are used in the venue social
media and advertising. Sure, that kind of makes sense. She says,
also for a lot of these roles to high end clubs,
make you sign non disclosures.
Speaker 10 (15:23):
Yeah, that makes sense though if if it's like high
end clientele, you would want that, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Which is why the Tristan Thompson tape at Darna got
leaked because Darna.
Speaker 11 (15:33):
Not exactly exactly not exactly high cross from a gas station.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Yes, but they did finally fix that broken door on
the in the girl's.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Bathroom, thank god, the one that was shattered for gyears.
Speaker 11 (15:44):
Yeah, the one that was like never there.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (15:46):
Yeah, so they're not working back they had more than
one working bathroom stall, finally.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Good for them.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
She alsoid they have a lot of scammers, a lot
of crypto guys. Okay, she said, there's this guy named
Bitcoin Rodney all right.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Going by them immediately, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Who was spending sixty K a night and overtipping the waitresses.
Then he got rested for any crypto scam.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
The name Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Said, We've also had these nineteen twenty year olds spending
one hundred k a night until they got locked up
for the same thing. Oh yeah, okay, okay, I'll be
a bottle boy. I always steal the lights, you do. Yeah,
when they had like the little flashlight thingies, and the
last time at shouts to Harry Mosaic, I pinky swore
(16:31):
this poor girl that wouldn't steal it and drunk John
Sole light.
Speaker 11 (16:34):
So you always do.
Speaker 17 (16:35):
I do?
Speaker 11 (16:36):
I have, so they just not give it to you anymore.
It's gonna take.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
It, yeah, now that I own a place like twenty
five dollars lights or something.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Okay.
Speaker 24 (16:46):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
This is intern John in your morning show is in
case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Let's go fake name Mary, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
So your question interesting involve's boyfriend you've been dating for
how long?
Speaker 15 (17:04):
Two and a half years?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Okay, and so what's going on?
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Oh well, my lease is about to be up, and
so he keeps talking about me moving in with him.
Speaker 19 (17:14):
Yeah, which, like I love him and I have nothing
against that, Like in my mind, I just really like
my own space, and I do not want.
Speaker 17 (17:23):
To move in with him.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Oh and I just is that a god sign?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Okay? And so do you think it matters if it
was anybody else? Or it is like, no, it doesn't
quite matter. It would be the same thought.
Speaker 17 (17:36):
I like, I don't think it would matter if it
was anybody else. I do. I love living alone?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Okay, so you love boyfriend? Yes, we plan on, like
you could see yourself being with boyfriend forever?
Speaker 15 (17:52):
Probably?
Speaker 12 (17:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Are we worried about the optics because I guess, you know,
two and a half years of dating.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
When's the lease up?
Speaker 12 (17:58):
If you mind me asking, it's up in six months?
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Okay, so at that point would be over three years.
Or is it more like you worry about the optics
of like three years of dating you just add another
year onto it. Or is it just like you're afraid
of hurting his feelings? Okay, that's fair. Can't put you
in hold one second? Yes, let me go, Stephanie, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Good morning. How are you guys?
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Well?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
What do you want to say with this? I just
wanted to.
Speaker 12 (18:29):
Say, she needs to break up with that man.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
It's been two and a half years. If she doesn't
know what she wants, but.
Speaker 11 (18:36):
Yeah, do you break up with that man?
Speaker 12 (18:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Yeah, I think that's true too. But I think like
once you're out of college too. I mean, if you
don't know up two and a half years, yeah, that's probably.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
Especially when it's six months away, Like thinking about it,
how like, oh, I just am not ready and it's
still six months away.
Speaker 11 (18:52):
That's concerning.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah, I don't disagree, Stephanie. Thank you for listening to
A great.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Day, you too, thank you Bye.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
I was the awkward the dude. I've never think I've
ever dd somebody who had to renew their lease. Yeah,
at a milestone. But I'd be like, Okay, I guess
it kind of makes sense, like this would be the
next step. Yeah, But if you're just like now and
go somewhere else, I'd be like, all right.
Speaker 10 (19:12):
Well, Like, if she didn't want to live where he
was living, that's underscionable. But if it's like you just
don't want to live with the person that you are
in love with, that's concerning.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yeah. I mean especially in this area too.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
To that point, Sauce, like if he lives in Arlington
and she works in Columbia, that maybe it makes sense.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I don't disagree.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
It took me only fifty minutes yesterday though, to get
from Columbia to Arlington, So.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Look at you.
Speaker 11 (19:34):
We'll say that doing that wasn't horrible.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
And Laurel Megan, good morning.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
What do you want to say with this?
Speaker 9 (19:42):
I think I trying to just try a.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Follow up question.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Is she like an only child or anything like?
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Because I know that people who are only children typically
really like their space and they don't really like people
like intruding on that.
Speaker 11 (19:55):
Interesting I think of that active.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Yeah, like she's never really had to quite share like
a living space, so like, why rush into it now?
Speaker 10 (20:04):
I personally love being alone and I love when people
are not in my space. But I feel like, if
you love someone, because I've lived with an accent, I
loved him enough to let him into my space.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Sure, yeah, sure, it makes sense.
Speaker 24 (20:15):
That's what I was going to fall up because I
feel like people who are only told me that don't
necessarily like have that if they're like the ones that
I know that are married, like they willingly gave up
their personal space to be with the person that they love.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yeah, it makes sense, it makes sense. Megan, thank you
so much for a listening. Let me go Gina, good morning.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
What do you want to stay at asking for a friend?
Speaker 20 (20:37):
Gina, honestly, like I think that they have time.
Speaker 15 (20:42):
They have time.
Speaker 20 (20:43):
I honestly wouldn't rush something that you know could be forever.
So why would you rush it? Why would you rush it?
Just take your time figure out if that's someone that
you want to like, you know, live with, and even
when you live with them, it's all the trial periods.
So I don't think that you should rush things that
are that importantly speaking.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
For sure, Jim, thank you for listening.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
On one second, I do agree too with the thought
that like, obviously, if it works out, you're gonna be
living that person for the rest of your life. Yes,
so there is something too, like do you have to
rush into moving with somebody? No, because you're gonna be
together forever. However, two and a half years seems to
be kind of like you're at the milestone and by
the time that the lease is up in six months,
it'll be three years.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
I would have been ask o rushing, right, I would
ask them like, what is like what is next step
for her?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Then?
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Like does that mean that we wouldn't want to get
engaged until after this least. Then we're four years in,
which is fine, but like, what's the next step.
Speaker 24 (21:38):
You're eventually gonna have to learn to live with another
person if you do want to get married and have
a family, because then it's not only if you want
to have a family, it's your giving up your time
and space.
Speaker 11 (21:50):
For children, and that is you.
Speaker 24 (21:52):
Like, as a mom right now, I have no personal
space because my kids are on me like all constantly.
So it's a it's a learning curve. Like you do
have to sacrifice if that's something you want. If it's
not what you want, if it's not in your cards,
then let the person know so that they can either
you know, accept that or move on from it.
Speaker 23 (22:11):
I just realized that I'm the person doesn't want to
move in with somebody because you live in gates. For talking,
you don't wants to live out there, has nothing to
do with that. It's the actual in my space thing.
Speaker 11 (22:18):
It's kind of like me, Skittles, we got to commit sometime.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
You gotta put on your big boy panties and learn
to live with someone if you want to have like
the whole life.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
Yeah, you know, thank you American dream.
Speaker 24 (22:28):
If you will, and I and I feel like when
you meet the person that like you is meant for you,
you're not gonna want them to live anywhere else but
with you, like you're gonna want to be with that. Well,
okay not we don't make it creepy, bro, Well I
try try not to make it weak.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
It, christ and good morning, Good morning. How are you
you texted?
Speaker 14 (23:00):
Who?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
On accident?
Speaker 7 (23:02):
My boss?
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Who'd you mean to text my now husband?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And what'd you say in that text? Kristen?
Speaker 13 (23:10):
I'm all the little like dirty things I wanted to
do to him in the bedroom.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Now was your boss excited to get that text? Or
is the boss like something's off here?
Speaker 8 (23:22):
She was a really cool boss. She just said like, well,
I know you're gonna have a great weekend now.
Speaker 11 (23:28):
At least she was cool about it. But it made
work Friday really awkward.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. Okay, Christen Hall, one second, you're
in the running, Should I text Cruise real quick?
Speaker 4 (23:38):
I can't wait? Two dirty things to you and see
if he is listening to the show.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yeah, I can't wait to do dirty things too.
Speaker 11 (23:46):
He'll wait to get off work and do some nasty
after work.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Okay, we'll see hopefully I listened right now, see what
he says. Let me go out and Betell make Rachel
good morning.
Speaker 14 (23:58):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
All right, Rachel, you text text too.
Speaker 11 (24:02):
So it's kind of like that other girl called in.
Speaker 25 (24:05):
I meant to text my fiance and I texted my
mother instead, and like milliseconds afterwards, I realized what I
did and what I texted her was. I said, you're cee.
Speaker 11 (24:21):
Lovely glaval, Yeah, yeah, lovely yeah.
Speaker 25 (24:25):
And so my mom immediately texted back and she said,
she's like, I think there was like an auto core,
like she thought it was auto.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Correct that.
Speaker 22 (24:38):
She said, I think you.
Speaker 11 (24:39):
Want to talk about a cook?
Speaker 25 (24:41):
Yes, And I just said I just said no, like
you got it right, and she goes, you know what,
it's all fine, don't be embarrassed, and she said, you're just.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Trying to make him feel good, and so it's so it's.
Speaker 11 (24:53):
Just been an ongoing joke. He not embarrassed at all.
He's like, hey, your mom thinks it lovely?
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Are all right?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Okay? Rachel? One second? Yeah, but you got hold yep,
that claviicles.
Speaker 14 (25:06):
You know.
Speaker 10 (25:07):
That just makes it worse though, And she's like, no, no,
I get it, Mom.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
You don't get it, Mom, Please, God, don't get it. Yes,
let me go in Arlington. Shall be on the phone.
Speaker 11 (25:19):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Okay, you texted you on accident, Shall be on the phone.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
I was having plumbing issues.
Speaker 22 (25:26):
I had my toilet was leaking, and I had a
plumber who was coming, and it was like a four
hour window. I waited the four hours several like, I
think another hour or two went by, and I meant
to text my roommate. I was like, this stupid action, coummery,
you know a lot of expletives in the text about
(25:47):
how he's so.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
Late, ruined my day. And I realized immediately.
Speaker 15 (25:52):
I sent it to the plumber.
Speaker 22 (25:54):
Oh no, texted back saying, you can't talk to me
that way and find another plumber.
Speaker 15 (26:01):
Good luck.
Speaker 22 (26:03):
Super embarrassing because it was a friend of my landlord
about it.
Speaker 9 (26:11):
Yeah, so say we did not renew the least.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Okay, that's fair. Okay, Shelby, one second, you're in the running.
That is the worst. Though, in her defense, when it
was like a five hour window and it's like there's updates.
Speaker 11 (26:23):
Yeah, that doesn't We've all been there.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
My goodness.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Let me go by, Alex, good morning, Good morning. You
texted who on accident?
Speaker 12 (26:33):
I texted, by accident my sister in law?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Okay, and what'd you say?
Speaker 15 (26:39):
Oh? This is awful.
Speaker 12 (26:41):
She had lost She had texted me to let me
know that she lost a family member, and I texted back,
thinking I was texting my son who had won a
raffle for a dinner. I texted her lucky duck, and
I didn't realize it.
Speaker 9 (26:58):
I didn't realize it until I was wondering why she
didn't text.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
Me back something, text me back.
Speaker 21 (27:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (27:06):
So then I was in shocked. I'm like, oh my gosh,
and I felt so bad and I didn't know what
to do. And luckily, like a day later, I realized
she didn't understand the lucky document because she's German.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Okay, Yes, in our culture lucky documents when somebody passed away,
we give him a duck and a sign of luck
to come.
Speaker 11 (27:29):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 24 (27:33):
I was mortified.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure, Alex. One second you're in
the running, that would be that's tough onun.
Speaker 10 (27:40):
I'd be like calling, so I would be so yet
I feel like I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Vote for your favorite text nine ninety three three eight
Let me go in Springfield, Brittany, good morning, Good morning.
This is your husband? Who send the text? Who do
you send it to?
Speaker 13 (27:52):
Okay, Okay, no, this is really embarrassing. So we've been
together five years. We started dating during COVID, and so
we meeting his parents for the first time. Sure, and
so we decide we're going to meet each other in October,
and like they're going to do the Halloween themed activities,
and you know, we were dating, and so we were
going to do some of our own adult activities beforehand,
(28:16):
and we spicy.
Speaker 14 (28:18):
He took a photo.
Speaker 13 (28:21):
Of a body part, and he meant distent it to me,
but instead he spit to his whole family group chat.
So before I met his family, like twenty minutes before.
Speaker 12 (28:33):
So the memory is so fresh.
Speaker 13 (28:35):
Uh, they got a picture of my career, all right?
Speaker 11 (28:40):
Did he say it was a Halloween decoration?
Speaker 17 (28:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Absolutely, I would be like, that's a prosthetic for my costume.
Speaker 13 (28:47):
We never talked about it, and I spent the whole
night digging a whole bottle of wine.
Speaker 17 (28:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Oh yeah, okay, we forget one second. You're in the running. Yeah,
that's that's tough.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
I feel like hum Devo is really going a all
of these skeletons, is yet.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Oh it's so lifelike.
Speaker 11 (29:02):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Uh meeting the family for the first time, that would
be Yeah. Somebody texted nine nine three three eight. My
ex boyfriend kept ask me to have playtime with him
in his roommate. I had a few drinks, texted him
pretty explicit about it. Ax ily sent to my ex husband.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Oh damn.
Speaker 11 (29:19):
That's that's different.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Intern John in your Morning Show. Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Second date update on intern John in your Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
You're dating somebody.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Could be casual, could be more of a bigger serious thing,
but then all of a sudden they stopped talking to you.
We track to figured out exactly what is going on.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Katie. Good morning, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
So walk us through this. You and Matt first met, Howe, So.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
We meant about six weeks ago on Bumble. Okay, yeah,
I went out on a date, and I mean the
best thing about him is that he's a good conversationalist,
which doesn't happen a whole lot.
Speaker 11 (30:06):
Mean me, guys out from Churn.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Yeah sure, So what is it about his profile that
first made you like draw attention to him?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Just like he's really hot and he definitely is just
somebody who I thought, could you know, be both really
genuine but also like real with me about like certain
things such as what he likes, what he doesn't like.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Sure, Okay, So over the course of the last four
or so weeks, we've been going on dates pretty regularly.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah. Well I had a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Okay, what's the thing with the candy?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I actually one of my favorite candy on Bumble And
then when we met up for our first date, he
brought my favorite candy.
Speaker 11 (30:56):
Okay, that's adorableble, that's very sweet.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Okay. Last time we saw him was how long ago?
And what do we do?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Two weeks ago? We went out for dinner and you know,
since then, no text.
Speaker 21 (31:11):
Snow call, nothing, Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
But after dinner though, acording your email, you guys went where.
Speaker 11 (31:17):
Well we went home okay, together my place.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Yeah, and so next morning he wakes up, was there
a I'll text you this week and we should do
this again sometime.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Where'd you guys leave it?
Speaker 9 (31:30):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (31:31):
You know.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
It was just kind of like, hey, I'll follow up, like,
you know, great night out, kind of just really genuine
just saying that, you know, we had a nice time,
but it doesn't seem to be because they hadn't heard
from him.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Sure, okay, And then have you tried reaching out to
him at all?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I've checked him a couple of times, just saying like, hey, like,
let's I love hanging out. Let's like set up a
plan on how do we do, you know, maybe get
together or walk and yeah, yeah, okay nothing.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
And the final question is how long have you been single?
How long has he been single?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I've done single for a few months and I think
he said like over a year now, okay, so.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Let's try and get him on.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Then one second they're bringing the kady things.
Speaker 11 (32:24):
I think that's really sweet.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Dorrible move absolutely shows you pay attention.
Speaker 21 (32:27):
Yeah, hello, Hi, calling for Matt please.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
This man, it's Internshohn.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
I got Sauce and Rose here as well, hoping we
can talk to you on the show for like a minute.
Nothing bad. This need like sixty seconds to your time. Okay, beautiful,
we're doing a second date.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Update.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
I got somebody the other line here, Katie, if you
want to say hello, Hey, nailed that and so Matt,
Katie reached out to us. She told us, you guys
matched on Bumble. A couple of weeks back. You brought
Candy on a first date. You guys have been kind
of going on dates the last four or so or
guess four about four weeks, but she's not hurting about
two weeks. So we are trying to see where your
(33:16):
heads at. Is it time to cut bait? Is there
other things popping up or what's going on?
Speaker 15 (33:24):
Oh? Nail the spot?
Speaker 19 (33:27):
Uh so.
Speaker 15 (33:34):
Yeah, I mean I think it's just got a little
too heavy to be how so m hm, Well after
our date, you know, we went back to her place.
Speaker 17 (33:50):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 15 (33:54):
You know, she said that she loved me.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
Like does she accidentally say it?
Speaker 15 (34:06):
Yeah, she said it, and it's chilly.
Speaker 19 (34:10):
It was a lot, yeah, for a bit about time
that we've been Okay, Okay, Katie, it's a pretty big
thing to leave out.
Speaker 11 (34:23):
But wasn't an accident? Are you really meant it?
Speaker 8 (34:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Definitely meant I mean, I you know, I just got
out of a relationship and like when I feel it's right,
I mean I want to tell somebody how I feel,
and I honestly meant it.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Okay, are you so stay to say that, Katie, like
you saw this as like you guys are in a
relationship not dating.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Is that fair to say?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
I mean, yeah, we had gone out a couple of
times at this point, and I definitely, I definitely really
really like him, so I told him I love him,
and I do. I have a strong doing about it.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Okay, Okay, you can go here.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
You can go get caught up with intern John in
your morning shows in case you.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Missed it, somebody claiming to be a Bumble insider is
giving tips and how to have the perfect profile even
if you've never been on the app or have a
day and app. I do want to know if you
think this would be enough for you to go all right,
I want to see this person in person. Keep in
mind that you probably the average person probably sees I
don't know, fifty profiles on an app a day, maybe
(35:31):
before you get to pay for it, and just probably
let's just said that, so it's a lot, and then
you get fatigued. So it's like, yeah, the dating apps
near beyond. It's like trying to search for a show
on Netflix and you have no idea what to watch.
It's like there's a bazillion options. In fact, there's millions
of options. Yeah, but it's like, what should I want
to invest in?
Speaker 10 (35:50):
If your first picture has more than one person, I
just automaticley swipe left, even if I find out that
you are attractive, which is I mean, that's what you're
looking at.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yeah, I'm not trying to be shock homes.
Speaker 10 (35:58):
Yeah, so I swipe left. Or if you only have
two pictures or one.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Picture, and it's also fair.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
So again, according to this Bumble insider, complete your entire
profile first. Yeah, okay that I mean obviously that makes sense.
Add to your interest basics in lifestyle badges, so people
know who you are, what you're looking for.
Speaker 11 (36:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Sure, highlight the things that matter to.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
You Okay, yeah they do have You can also do
different things like make sure that your thing goes like
save the Bees or like women's Domestic.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Yeah, they say, if it's important to you to match
the fellow dog lover, make sure you mention them about
your dog.
Speaker 11 (36:35):
Yes, I don't fair.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
They say, you stand down from the billing and the
other profiles and mention a dog. Don't be afraid to
add some spice in your life. Try jazz up your
bio by exaggerating your statements.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Or cracking a joke.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
I don't disagree.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Okay, they say just the number you have to say
too much. Brevity is key, Okay.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
I used to always have the date lyrics, you know,
like for like the Mina song haunt.
Speaker 11 (36:57):
You keep talking, I'll find it.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
What what do you mean to a yes, to lose yourself? Yes,
I remember, yes, Uh, focus on the positive. I'm negative.
Bumble data shows positivity is one of the most important
traits of Bumble members worldwide.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Kind of makes sense.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Yeah, instead of listening what you don't want, a partner
put out what you do want. I do think that's
true because like the bad stuff, it's like, okay, it
just kind of comes across.
Speaker 10 (37:19):
As it comes as across, like you're just a negative person,
even if that is like important to you, if it's
just a whole list, because out there, I've seen a
lot of lists, and I'm sure everybody on there sees
the list a lot too.
Speaker 11 (37:30):
It seems like you're very negative.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Yeah, it's It's always like if you can't stay in
the fact that I drink water and walk sometimes wipe.
It's always like a list off the bad things.
Speaker 11 (37:42):
Like there is a profile so all yesterday.
Speaker 10 (37:43):
That's like my profile will never be one hundred percent
finished because I'm not going to put what my zodiac
sign is to see who we're compatible.
Speaker 11 (37:50):
Da da da da dap.
Speaker 10 (37:51):
But this person that's wiped right on me and in
my bio, I compare, you know, astrology to the stock market.
I'm also holding a cake says it's giving geminia.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Yeah, so probably not gonna work. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
The reason I wanted to get to this is because
this insider put out what they think are funny bumbo bios.
I want to go through these and see if we
think these are funny. I will have to find out.
Because I went to most of these, I was like,
this is not great. Oh, for instance, would do you
dirty things to insert name your favorite sports team's coach
(38:27):
if it meant that your favorite sports team would win Sea?
Do there any things John Harbof meant that the Ravens.
Speaker 10 (38:33):
I would never put out my bio because I don't
want people to think I'm like that promiss you.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
I would think of that, you know, it.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Is odd and a dating bioteam put the thought of
you hooking up with somebody else.
Speaker 10 (38:45):
Yeah, hey, I want the Ravens to win so bad.
Speaker 11 (38:48):
I'd hook up with Harball. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
If you're not singing Pink Pony Club with me, I
don't want it.
Speaker 11 (38:55):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (38:56):
I think if you put like Vanessa Carlton, that could
be funny. Yeah, it's still I don't I don't care.
I don't need you to sing with me any song.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
My definition of loving me unconditionally is always giving me
the last Mazarella stick.
Speaker 10 (39:08):
I feel like that's pretty common. I've seen at least
on TikTok profiles. I think I've seen stuff like that
pretty often.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
I think that one's okay.
Speaker 10 (39:14):
Ish, it's fine, it's probably overdone.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
I'm always hungry, and I mean physically hungry, not hungry
for success or anything too much.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
Okay, Yeah, I think always it's like over like over
explaining the joke.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Yeah, I'm a cool person.
Speaker 10 (39:31):
I feel okay, and I feel like on a survey,
how do you feel about this? I just put in
different because I don't know.
Speaker 11 (39:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
This next one again, this seems like something that a
parent would do or the whole college substitute. I'm DTF. Yes,
that's down to food always left.
Speaker 11 (39:50):
That's like a blame that joke.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Yeah, I'm gonna report you for abuse that doesn't even.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Know just the good stuff.
Speaker 11 (40:00):
This is injured John and your Morning shows. Hey you
missed it, fake.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Name Audrey, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
I mean, before you say it, faith Im Audrey, would
you agree this is kind of hilarious? It is okay, yeah,
your confession go what you got for us?
Speaker 17 (40:20):
So I have a boyfriend of two years and.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
Ever since he met me, I've been.
Speaker 17 (40:24):
Wearing green colored.
Speaker 6 (40:27):
Colored contacts and up to today, he still.
Speaker 18 (40:30):
Has no idea that they're not real, and he somehow
will still believe they're real.
Speaker 11 (40:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Okay Audrey, what color are your eyes? Actually?
Speaker 18 (40:40):
They are like brownness, like brown hazel.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
But I were really you can really tell that they're
not mine, But he still.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
So your boyfriend of two years, faked im Audrey has
no idea what your actual eye color is?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
So funny?
Speaker 4 (40:56):
Are you afraid that this point if you tell him
you just blow his mind?
Speaker 9 (41:00):
I think so?
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Yeah, Well, yeah, you could just gaslight his ass and
I never imagine never green, and then he won't know
he'll do that makes sense.
Speaker 10 (41:12):
I told you when we first started dating that these are contacts.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (41:14):
I guess faith named Audrey's one of those things where
you're so far in h I mean, you're two years
in where it's like that's a tough thing to casually bring.
Speaker 11 (41:20):
Up, like going back, I would just take it off.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
You, like, yeah, okay, Audrey one second in the running,
that's hilarious.
Speaker 10 (41:27):
I think she should just take them out and then
no offense. He is a guy, so it's gonna take
a while to be like, something's different about you, but
you won't be able to pinpoint and be like, I
don't know legitimately.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
Yeah, well, I think also, like if you have blue eyes,
that's probably the most obvious change, but I think otherwise
a lot of the other eye colors kind of look alike.
You know what I'm saying, it'd be a bigger change,
Like if you have blue eyes, sauce, if you played
in green or brown contacts, that'd be a major change. Yeah,
brown eyes to green eyes, if like isn't as big,
but still she.
Speaker 10 (41:56):
Sounds like hazy eyes. Like it isn't that big of
a change, but don't know, we have to see.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
I had to see let me go fake named abbie,
good morning, Hey, good morning, you're confashion what you got
for us?
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Friend?
Speaker 18 (42:09):
So, you know, me and my husband been together for
about going on four years now, and the day that
I met his best friend is just I am in
love with his best friend. Like if he just has
a package, Like he just has everything put together, and
it's like.
Speaker 6 (42:27):
Every time, you know, like.
Speaker 18 (42:28):
We don't hang out, it's like that's my focus and
I feel like kind of bad about it, just thinking
like that I could just have one.
Speaker 6 (42:35):
Night with him. Oh god, okay, we all we have kids,
he has kids. You know, it would never work.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Like do you feel like, but do you think he
feels the same way?
Speaker 7 (42:49):
You know, I don't know.
Speaker 18 (42:50):
I feel like if anything ever happened, like I felt
like he would tell my husband because like they're really close.
But I just don't think anything's ever happened. But you know,
like when I met my husband and I met his
best friends by names, and I take the wrong choice
because he just had everything together, like good white and
you know, me and my husband, he's been through a lot.
Speaker 17 (43:10):
Of stuff you know with him, you know, growing up
and things like that. Yeah, you know, but that has
only been in the back of my mind.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Let me ask you, is fake the abbey? Who's hotter?
Speaker 17 (43:18):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (43:18):
My god, John, I think we all know the answer
to that.
Speaker 15 (43:22):
We all know the answer to that.
Speaker 11 (43:24):
Okay, it's okay to like, you.
Speaker 10 (43:26):
Know, fantasize, as long as you don't ask it. I'll
have more problems to Yeah, but.
Speaker 6 (43:33):
I'm going to keep it honestly.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
Tell Yeah, okay, all faked Abby one second you're in
the running. Let me go fake damn Amanda, good morning.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
I know fake man.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
We talked to esk her turner her radio, please because
she'll hear herself and then in the past, drive you Jesus, Yes,
I meant fake named David, Good morning, good boarding.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
I'm doing well. This is a doozy laid on the brother.
Speaker 17 (44:04):
I am more attracted to my wife's mother than I
am my wife.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Okay, physically or emotionally.
Speaker 17 (44:15):
It's definitely a physical thing, but the emotional is kind
of getting up there.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Yeah, okay, And have you always found your mother in
law to be smoking?
Speaker 17 (44:25):
H Yeah? I met her about six months into dating
my wife. Yeah, and honestly, I think that's half the
reason I stayed with my wife.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Okay, and is your is your mother in law single?
Speaker 11 (44:35):
Gosh, she is?
Speaker 17 (44:38):
She is single?
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Okay, I mean the good news is fading David from
the same tree, so I can't.
Speaker 10 (44:44):
I mean, he listens to the last where he's like,
I've got a one off you. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Do they look alike?
Speaker 17 (44:54):
They they're starting to, which is kind of what I'm
waiting it out.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
For, Faithing David. You can't faithing David.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
Listen, guy, It's it's gonna be hard for me to
get everybody on your side if you say that's what
I'm waiting out for is for your wife to look
like your mother in law.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (45:13):
We are proudly though, for not making a move. So yeah, okay,
I'm assuming you haven't.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Do you think she's into you? Faith Ding David.
Speaker 17 (45:21):
I think I think there's a world in which she is.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Okay, but this about in this world right here, like
faking David, in this world that we're in right now,
do you think that's the world I do?
Speaker 4 (45:33):
All right, Well, he wasn't.
Speaker 10 (45:35):
Trying to put it out there. He wanted to keep
us guessing.
Speaker 23 (45:37):
Yeah, could be this world the next one? Right, well
give for you hold one second. These are things that
could happen to me in this world. Anything one to
the left, the one to the right.
Speaker 11 (45:47):
Hot.
Speaker 10 (45:49):
Oh yeah, I remember my high school boyfriend. His best
friend was in love with my mom. Like he would
steal her clothes when he would come over. He would
steal her like clothes are like cowboys.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah, so that's weird.
Speaker 11 (46:02):
It is weird. I'm not saying it's normal. I never
never said it's normal.
Speaker 10 (46:06):
I would find his like my mom's cowboy hats in
his car, like when he would be driving somewhere, which like, no, Mom,
I was not in a teenager's car ever as a changer.
Speaker 11 (46:14):
But I did just happen to be walking. I just
happened to be walking by. I saw your hat and
I had to get it back.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Okay, bzo, iunpacked that. Uh, probably in therapy, but it
also later on.
Speaker 11 (46:25):
How's it come up?
Speaker 4 (46:26):
You know it just came out now. I can't tell
you how.
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and we always love you know, starting your weekend off
right with kind of letting you feel better about your
petty and that your pet is an angel because we're
doing what did your pet destroy? From something that maybe
was a pillow to maybe it was a whole couch.
(00:50):
We let you guys rant about your pets.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Let me go in Harper County, Jesse, good morning, Good morning.
This is a bull mass stiff named what Jesse guy?
Okay and how big?
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Cool?
Speaker 7 (01:06):
Well act when she was one not that big but
now huge?
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Sure sure was she destroy So I had two trees.
Speaker 8 (01:18):
One in the bedroom, one in the living room, and
I'll pretty much all white cream to poor.
Speaker 9 (01:23):
And destroy themselves.
Speaker 7 (01:25):
Looked like mulch and a jungle and.
Speaker 9 (01:30):
Yeah, but she was so cute.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh that's all it matters.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
So at the time, was she like supposed to be
in a kennel or were we just like was she
sneaking around?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Well, you know, supposed to they maybe not?
Speaker 8 (01:41):
Yeah, and that was all on me, So you can't
even blame her for it.
Speaker 10 (01:45):
Yeah, it's just it's so cute. You know what, I'll
let you hang out in the living room to stay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
For an afternoon. Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Okay, Jesse, one second you're in the running. That is
the worst part when your pet does destroy something or
goes to the trash and you know, like that's on me, Like.
Speaker 11 (02:00):
I literally left the door in the pantry.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, that's that's that's my fault. It's going Middle River Alicia,
good morning, good morning. This is your dog. Dog's name
is wide Gemma.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Okay? And what's what are they ruin.
Speaker 12 (02:16):
My work band to get to wipe in the work half?
Speaker 13 (02:20):
My my badge was gone, tear it up, face was
gone everything.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
So but like, awesome, maybe she's just looking out she's
been the helm. Yeah, yeah, that's adorable. Okay, Alicia, what's second,
you're in the running? She's a winner, I know because
that that one's also doorable dogs like just a badge.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Can't go to work about that.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, it's going Uh Glenn Burney dell s good morning, Hi,
good morning.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
This is your dog. Dog's name is what his name is?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Chase?
Speaker 14 (02:51):
She is a American?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Very good? Okay, and Wade Chase ruined.
Speaker 14 (02:58):
He ruined the greenhouse. You know how they have windows
on the side so the air can slow end, so
he tore that up. He also tore the door to
go in the greenhouse. He also toured off my baby's
rocking swing cord, so when she was a newborn, I
(03:19):
couldn't rock her to sleep anymore besides, you know, holding
her and yeah, you know both sleep.
Speaker 15 (03:25):
Sure, the most important my foot massager.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Oh no, that's tough.
Speaker 11 (03:31):
Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yeah, that's tough. But I mean he was teething yea
the time. But we still love them obviously.
Speaker 11 (03:39):
Yeah, of course a year old.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Now, puppy Chelsea, what second you're in the running? Vote
for your favorite text nine nine three three eight. Uh,
it's funny, Larry, good morning, Good morning, all right, man,
So this is your cat. This tiger, Tiger very nice
And how old was tiger?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
This happened?
Speaker 15 (04:00):
Larry Tiger?
Speaker 16 (04:02):
He was about a year old.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 16 (04:06):
Basically I got home and I heard him meowing, so
I started looking for him, and basically, you know, DC's
legal to do some activities. Yeah, he went in the room.
I guess, well, my friend was watering the plants, my roommate,
and he started to use the litter box, the giant
(04:28):
soil box of his giant litter box. He went to
the bathroom a couple of times and and yeah, writing
the products. So it was all ruined.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah, all right, but especially that's a good boy though,
Yeah Tiger. Hell yeah, go tiger, Right Larry, what second
you're in the running? Let's go Christy, good morning.
Speaker 11 (04:49):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
This is your dog.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
And dog's name is wideb. And what Rebe had destroy?
Speaker 8 (04:58):
She was ten months old boxer and has kit pull
and she chewed down my two bedroom doors. There was
like a half moon hole in the bottom. And when
I came home, she was through the door on my
bed looking at me like, oh, hey, where were you.
Speaker 11 (05:14):
She's like, I don't know how you opened this thing?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Yeah, my day, Christy was running.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
That's ky hilarious. Yeah, dogs like, hey, I'm here.
Speaker 11 (05:27):
Hey, your bell looks so comfy. Why don't you let
me like sleep.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
On about Alexandria? Chelsea, good morning, good morning. This is
a dog named what.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Okay? And Jack was that? What kind of dog? Okay?
And what Jack destroy?
Speaker 7 (05:49):
The first thing he destroyed was his car carrier. He
had like a mess over the top to close it
through the car and he ate through it.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Damn. Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 11 (05:58):
He's like, I can see you, why can't I feel you?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Absolutely, okay. That was the first thing. Was was something else?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Chelsea.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Yeah, I had like a waterproof cover over my bend
and I was watching it because I have been energy
and forgot to close the door and he putting on
the back.
Speaker 17 (06:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
There it is.
Speaker 11 (06:20):
It's like the one time I have it all.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Yeah, take out there, okay, Chelsea. One second you're in
the running. Vote for your favorite text nine nine three
three eight again. If a human did this stuff done?
Speaker 11 (06:31):
Yeah, if you kick on purpose on your belt.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah. But the rest of this stuff like it's like
other damage. Nah, But guys like it.
Speaker 10 (06:38):
Can be your cue, Like you're so cute. You don't
like have the language to talk to me.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah, you're noble.
Speaker 11 (06:44):
You're showing me what you want. It's my blue batons.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Especially like if they decen the word, it's like oh
because they swand me closer to you.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, like that's that's pretty normal.
Speaker 18 (06:52):
Cheaters.
Speaker 11 (06:54):
We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case missed it, Hi, this is.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Vans we have.
Speaker 15 (07:05):
This is Vance.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
Hi Vance, I'm Alexa. I'm calling you from Wymus Flowers.
So you actually won our weekly contest. So a dozen
red roses are yours, just after Valentine's Day, so, uh,
we just want to get them out so you can,
you know, get your prize.
Speaker 15 (07:24):
Wait, what are you calling?
Speaker 12 (07:25):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 10 (07:27):
So you want our weekly contests? We're why Mess Flowers,
a new local flower shop. We have a weekly contest
and you won. You want a dozen red roses totally free.
They can go wherever you want. Uh, we prefer local,
but if not, we can send them, you know, nationwide.
Speaker 11 (07:44):
We don't need your credit info.
Speaker 15 (07:45):
I didn't really enter any contest or anything like that,
so I don't know why you're calling.
Speaker 10 (07:49):
Me, I don't know why we have your info, so
I mean, it's free. We can send them wherever you want.
But if you don't want them, that's cool. We have
other contestants that also enter. But I mean I would
probably take the free flowers if I were you. If not,
totally cool.
Speaker 15 (08:06):
I don't have to like give my credit card or no.
Speaker 10 (08:09):
No, it's a contest. We just are trying to get
our flowers out in the community. That's why we would
love it if you send them locally, but if not,
it's okay.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
We can send them nationwide. Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Oh great, Okay, So we're gonna make a little profile
just in case you decide that you love the flowers
you want to come back, and I just need a
name for who you're sending them to. Again, they are
a dozen red roses, so I would say they're romantic.
I know it sucks that you won the week after
Valentine's Day, but still you can make someone's day.
Speaker 17 (08:37):
That's okay. Yeah, we'll send.
Speaker 12 (08:40):
Them to Bethany.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
Bethany Is that like how you usually spell it, like
b E T H A N Y. Yeah, okay cool,
And then we're just gonna file it under what she
is to you, just in case you come back, so
we can be like, oh, Bethany your wife, girlfriend, sister.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Yeah, she's my girl, girl girlfriend.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Obviously a girlfriend. Sick love that. How how long have
you guys been together?
Speaker 17 (09:08):
One here?
Speaker 11 (09:09):
Okay? Cool? What do you want the card to say?
Just your typical flower card?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Shoot?
Speaker 16 (09:19):
Uh, how about like, uh, the flu won't ruin this
next weekend?
Speaker 10 (09:25):
The flu won't ruin this next weekend. Yeah, oh man,
you got the flu too, kind.
Speaker 15 (09:34):
Of uh wait wait wait with the flu?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Are you.
Speaker 11 (09:41):
Bethany?
Speaker 19 (09:44):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Dad?
Speaker 15 (09:46):
Be yes, Bethany is my friend?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Like, okay, okay, advance. My name is intern John. I
have a sauce and rose here. We're doing war the
roses in the show. And you know that that is
your girlfriend. Who is Bethany? And why does she think
you had the flu this past weekend?
Speaker 20 (10:12):
You know you did not.
Speaker 11 (10:13):
You were with me the whole time.
Speaker 13 (10:15):
You did not have the flu.
Speaker 21 (10:17):
You were not sick.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Well, you know, I kind of suffered in silence.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
But so that's that.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
The bigger question here is you have a girlfriend named Bethany.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Of over a year.
Speaker 22 (10:34):
Oh he's gonna deny it now, I mean what what
what are you doing?
Speaker 9 (10:38):
You've been with me for all four months.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
You just said, yeah, you got this vance, you can
do it.
Speaker 16 (10:50):
Yeah, Key and I have been together for four months.
Speaker 15 (10:55):
I don't know what's happening here.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
The math is mathing, that's what That's what's happen fans.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
So, Bethany is your girl over a year.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I did not say that, say.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
That those exact words, and she thinks you couldn't hang
You couldn't hang out Valentine's Weekend because you had the
flu as you were suffering in silence, A true hero
with your other girlfriend Keiley.
Speaker 15 (11:20):
Yes, with a scam at the minute I picked up
the phone.
Speaker 12 (11:27):
Apparently I was right, like.
Speaker 11 (11:31):
The scam, your scam. I don't disagree.
Speaker 14 (11:37):
Sorry, I'm still kind of getting over this.
Speaker 11 (11:39):
And I really says like killing me.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
I can't. Yeah, bitch, it is.
Speaker 18 (11:50):
Or of the roses is creticked and possibly edited broadcast
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Speaker 5 (11:59):
Top bottom service girls are making four hundred thousand dollars
a year.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
Oh yeah, oh this guy.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
This boot camp is teaching girls how to get it done. Okay,
you said OMG, like you understood, sauce.
Speaker 19 (12:13):
No.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
So, like a lot of girls are like moving to
Miami from Vegas even to make more money. Really yeah,
because like it, I don't know the exact reason, but
I've seen like some girls that I have like mutual
friends with that I follow or know of on Instagram
that have moved now to Miami to make even more money.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Well, I think Vegas is dying and Vegas kind of
did it to his stuff and making everything so expensive.
Speaker 11 (12:35):
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 10 (12:36):
Yeah, I'm not sure the exact reason, but I mean
it makes sense because like Miami is where everybody's wanting
to go now.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
And yeah, So there's this woman who started like a
bottle girl boot camp. She said that for some of
these clubs, like in New York and Miami, thousands of
girls apply, maybe only twelve to twenty five maximum get.
Speaker 23 (12:57):
On the team, I believe it, Yeah, which is to
createy So she spent.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
She's a veteran of nightlife with decades of experience in
the VIP sections of South far nightclubs like Nikki, Beach, Opium,
and Dream, teaches the tricks of the trade over two
incentive days at Miami's bottles service boot camp. Okay, she
charges three inchred bucks see the boot camp.
Speaker 11 (13:17):
I mean that's not as much as I thought it
would be.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
But also, if she's been doing it for decades, I
wouldn't know if that would be up to how it
is now, you know, because that sounds like a very
long time and strings have changed so much.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
But maybe I'm wrong, she says. Nightclub managers begin hiring
girls just for their looks.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Unfortunately, looks alone don't translate the sales. Yeah, just the
new girls don't understand the service. I think that is
probably fair in general. I guess somebody's more personable. You
apply to spend more money.
Speaker 10 (13:43):
I know that you Also, I don't know if this
is for every place, but I've seen this on like
just drills on TikTok, and this was a while ago
that I was following this for absolutely no reason. It's
probably the pandemic, to be honest, But they have to
retry out every year.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Oh I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
One a tip, she says, don't ever ever cover the
label of the champagne bottle with your hand. The table's
paying a lot of money for that bottle. They want
the entire club to see what they're ordering. That true, Yeah,
kind of makes sense, absolutely, she says, one upsell trick.
She just wears by selling clients they can only drink
Champagney mainly Dom harry On on the floor. So if
you want to get a drink for the girl, yeah,
(14:18):
buy the good stuff. Yeah, makes sense, fancy, she says.
From twenty ten to twenty twenty, according to her, she
made between two hundred and four un one thousand dollars
a year doing bottle service.
Speaker 11 (14:28):
That's a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
She says.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
It's one of the few industries where women can earn
six figures with out a college degree. Said, a great
night in Miami or Vegas might be five thousand dollars
worth of tips, depending on where.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
You work and experience.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Good for them, But she's also had thirty forty even
fifty thousand dollars nights you during events like the super Bowl.
Speaker 11 (14:51):
That's insane. Good for her, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 11 (14:56):
I can't even imagine.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
No, like, it's probably it's a.
Speaker 11 (15:00):
Man and I'm too old to be doing that.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Come on, girls, says who you're just not coordinating enough.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
I'm definitely not.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, that would be the like that's we're losing the crowd.
Speaker 11 (15:09):
I don't disagree.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yeah, she says bottlesurpers are models in the face of
the venue. They often are used in the venue social
media and advertising. Sure, that kind of makes sense. She says,
also for a lot of these roles to high end clubs,
make you sign non disclosures.
Speaker 10 (15:23):
Yeah, that makes sense though if if it's like high
end clientele, you would want that, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Which is why the Tristan Thompson tape at Darna got
leaked because Darna.
Speaker 11 (15:33):
Not exactly exactly not exactly high cross from a gas station.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Yes, but they did finally fix that broken door on
the in the girl's.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Bathroom, thank god, the one that was shattered for gyears.
Speaker 11 (15:44):
Yeah, the one that was like never there.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (15:46):
Yeah, so they're not working back they had more than
one working bathroom stall, finally.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Good for them.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
She alsoid they have a lot of scammers, a lot
of crypto guys. Okay, she said, there's this guy named
Bitcoin Rodney all right.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Going by them immediately, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Who was spending sixty K a night and overtipping the waitresses.
Then he got rested for any crypto scam.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
The name Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Said, We've also had these nineteen twenty year olds spending
one hundred k a night until they got locked up
for the same thing. Oh yeah, okay, okay, I'll be
a bottle boy. I always steal the lights, you do. Yeah,
when they had like the little flashlight thingies, and the
last time at shouts to Harry Mosaic, I pinky swore
(16:31):
this poor girl that wouldn't steal it and drunk John
Sole light.
Speaker 11 (16:34):
So you always do.
Speaker 17 (16:35):
I do?
Speaker 11 (16:36):
I have, so they just not give it to you anymore.
It's gonna take.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
It, yeah, now that I own a place like twenty
five dollars lights or something.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Okay.
Speaker 24 (16:46):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
This is intern John in your morning show is in
case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Let's go fake name Mary, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
So your question interesting involve's boyfriend you've been dating for
how long?
Speaker 15 (17:04):
Two and a half years?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Okay, and so what's going on?
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Oh well, my lease is about to be up, and
so he keeps talking about me moving in with him.
Speaker 19 (17:14):
Yeah, which, like I love him and I have nothing
against that, Like in my mind, I just really like
my own space, and I do not want.
Speaker 17 (17:23):
To move in with him.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Oh and I just is that a god sign?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Okay? And so do you think it matters if it
was anybody else? Or it is like, no, it doesn't
quite matter. It would be the same thought.
Speaker 17 (17:36):
I like, I don't think it would matter if it
was anybody else. I do. I love living alone?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Okay, so you love boyfriend? Yes, we plan on, like
you could see yourself being with boyfriend forever?
Speaker 15 (17:52):
Probably?
Speaker 12 (17:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Are we worried about the optics because I guess, you know,
two and a half years of dating.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
When's the lease up?
Speaker 12 (17:58):
If you mind me asking, it's up in six months?
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Okay, so at that point would be over three years.
Or is it more like you worry about the optics
of like three years of dating you just add another
year onto it. Or is it just like you're afraid
of hurting his feelings? Okay, that's fair. Can't put you
in hold one second? Yes, let me go, Stephanie, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Good morning. How are you guys?
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Well?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
What do you want to say with this? I just
wanted to.
Speaker 12 (18:29):
Say, she needs to break up with that man.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
It's been two and a half years. If she doesn't
know what she wants, but.
Speaker 11 (18:36):
Yeah, do you break up with that man?
Speaker 12 (18:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Yeah, I think that's true too. But I think like
once you're out of college too. I mean, if you
don't know up two and a half years, yeah, that's probably.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
Especially when it's six months away, Like thinking about it,
how like, oh, I just am not ready and it's
still six months away.
Speaker 11 (18:52):
That's concerning.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah, I don't disagree, Stephanie. Thank you for listening to
A great.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Day, you too, thank you Bye.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
I was the awkward the dude. I've never think I've
ever dd somebody who had to renew their lease. Yeah,
at a milestone. But I'd be like, Okay, I guess
it kind of makes sense, like this would be the
next step. Yeah, But if you're just like now and
go somewhere else, I'd be like, all right.
Speaker 10 (19:12):
Well, Like, if she didn't want to live where he
was living, that's underscionable. But if it's like you just
don't want to live with the person that you are
in love with, that's concerning.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yeah. I mean especially in this area too.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
To that point, Sauce, like if he lives in Arlington
and she works in Columbia, that maybe it makes sense.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I don't disagree.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
It took me only fifty minutes yesterday though, to get
from Columbia to Arlington, So.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Look at you.
Speaker 11 (19:34):
We'll say that doing that wasn't horrible.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
And Laurel Megan, good morning.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
What do you want to say with this?
Speaker 9 (19:42):
I think I trying to just try a.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Follow up question.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Is she like an only child or anything like?
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Because I know that people who are only children typically
really like their space and they don't really like people
like intruding on that.
Speaker 11 (19:55):
Interesting I think of that active.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Yeah, like she's never really had to quite share like
a living space, so like, why rush into it now?
Speaker 10 (20:04):
I personally love being alone and I love when people
are not in my space. But I feel like, if
you love someone, because I've lived with an accent, I
loved him enough to let him into my space.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Sure, yeah, sure, it makes sense.
Speaker 24 (20:15):
That's what I was going to fall up because I
feel like people who are only told me that don't
necessarily like have that if they're like the ones that
I know that are married, like they willingly gave up
their personal space to be with the person that they love.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yeah, it makes sense, it makes sense. Megan, thank you
so much for a listening. Let me go Gina, good morning.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
What do you want to stay at asking for a friend?
Speaker 20 (20:37):
Gina, honestly, like I think that they have time.
Speaker 15 (20:42):
They have time.
Speaker 20 (20:43):
I honestly wouldn't rush something that you know could be forever.
So why would you rush it? Why would you rush it?
Just take your time figure out if that's someone that
you want to like, you know, live with, and even
when you live with them, it's all the trial periods.
So I don't think that you should rush things that
are that importantly speaking.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
For sure, Jim, thank you for listening.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
On one second, I do agree too with the thought
that like, obviously, if it works out, you're gonna be
living that person for the rest of your life. Yes,
so there is something too, like do you have to
rush into moving with somebody? No, because you're gonna be
together forever. However, two and a half years seems to
be kind of like you're at the milestone and by
the time that the lease is up in six months,
it'll be three years.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
I would have been ask o rushing, right, I would
ask them like, what is like what is next step
for her?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Then?
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Like does that mean that we wouldn't want to get
engaged until after this least. Then we're four years in,
which is fine, but like, what's the next step.
Speaker 24 (21:38):
You're eventually gonna have to learn to live with another
person if you do want to get married and have
a family, because then it's not only if you want
to have a family, it's your giving up your time
and space.
Speaker 11 (21:50):
For children, and that is you.
Speaker 24 (21:52):
Like, as a mom right now, I have no personal
space because my kids are on me like all constantly.
So it's a it's a learning curve. Like you do
have to sacrifice if that's something you want. If it's
not what you want, if it's not in your cards,
then let the person know so that they can either
you know, accept that or move on from it.
Speaker 23 (22:11):
I just realized that I'm the person doesn't want to
move in with somebody because you live in gates. For talking,
you don't wants to live out there, has nothing to
do with that. It's the actual in my space thing.
Speaker 11 (22:18):
It's kind of like me, Skittles, we got to commit sometime.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
You gotta put on your big boy panties and learn
to live with someone if you want to have like
the whole life.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
Yeah, you know, thank you American dream.
Speaker 24 (22:28):
If you will, and I and I feel like when
you meet the person that like you is meant for you,
you're not gonna want them to live anywhere else but
with you, like you're gonna want to be with that. Well,
okay not we don't make it creepy, bro, Well I
try try not to make it weak.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
It, christ and good morning, Good morning. How are you
you texted?
Speaker 14 (23:00):
Who?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
On accident?
Speaker 7 (23:02):
My boss?
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Who'd you mean to text my now husband?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And what'd you say in that text? Kristen?
Speaker 13 (23:10):
I'm all the little like dirty things I wanted to
do to him in the bedroom.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Now was your boss excited to get that text? Or
is the boss like something's off here?
Speaker 8 (23:22):
She was a really cool boss. She just said like, well,
I know you're gonna have a great weekend now.
Speaker 11 (23:28):
At least she was cool about it. But it made
work Friday really awkward.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. Okay, Christen Hall, one second, you're
in the running, Should I text Cruise real quick?
Speaker 4 (23:38):
I can't wait? Two dirty things to you and see
if he is listening to the show.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yeah, I can't wait to do dirty things too.
Speaker 11 (23:46):
He'll wait to get off work and do some nasty
after work.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Okay, we'll see hopefully I listened right now, see what
he says. Let me go out and Betell make Rachel
good morning.
Speaker 14 (23:58):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
All right, Rachel, you text text too.
Speaker 11 (24:02):
So it's kind of like that other girl called in.
Speaker 25 (24:05):
I meant to text my fiance and I texted my
mother instead, and like milliseconds afterwards, I realized what I
did and what I texted her was. I said, you're cee.
Speaker 11 (24:21):
Lovely glaval, Yeah, yeah, lovely yeah.
Speaker 25 (24:25):
And so my mom immediately texted back and she said,
she's like, I think there was like an auto core,
like she thought it was auto.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Correct that.
Speaker 22 (24:38):
She said, I think you.
Speaker 11 (24:39):
Want to talk about a cook?
Speaker 25 (24:41):
Yes, And I just said I just said no, like
you got it right, and she goes, you know what,
it's all fine, don't be embarrassed, and she said, you're just.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Trying to make him feel good, and so it's so it's.
Speaker 11 (24:53):
Just been an ongoing joke. He not embarrassed at all.
He's like, hey, your mom thinks it lovely?
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Are all right?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Okay? Rachel? One second? Yeah, but you got hold yep,
that claviicles.
Speaker 14 (25:06):
You know.
Speaker 10 (25:07):
That just makes it worse though, And she's like, no, no,
I get it, Mom.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
You don't get it, Mom, Please, God, don't get it. Yes,
let me go in Arlington. Shall be on the phone.
Speaker 11 (25:19):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Okay, you texted you on accident, Shall be on the phone.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
I was having plumbing issues.
Speaker 22 (25:26):
I had my toilet was leaking, and I had a
plumber who was coming, and it was like a four
hour window. I waited the four hours several like, I
think another hour or two went by, and I meant
to text my roommate. I was like, this stupid action, coummery,
you know a lot of expletives in the text about
(25:47):
how he's so.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
Late, ruined my day. And I realized immediately.
Speaker 15 (25:52):
I sent it to the plumber.
Speaker 22 (25:54):
Oh no, texted back saying, you can't talk to me
that way and find another plumber.
Speaker 15 (26:01):
Good luck.
Speaker 22 (26:03):
Super embarrassing because it was a friend of my landlord
about it.
Speaker 9 (26:11):
Yeah, so say we did not renew the least.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Okay, that's fair. Okay, Shelby, one second, you're in the running.
That is the worst. Though, in her defense, when it
was like a five hour window and it's like there's updates.
Speaker 11 (26:23):
Yeah, that doesn't We've all been there.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
My goodness.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Let me go by, Alex, good morning, Good morning. You
texted who on accident?
Speaker 12 (26:33):
I texted, by accident my sister in law?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Okay, and what'd you say?
Speaker 15 (26:39):
Oh? This is awful.
Speaker 12 (26:41):
She had lost She had texted me to let me
know that she lost a family member, and I texted back,
thinking I was texting my son who had won a
raffle for a dinner. I texted her lucky duck, and
I didn't realize it.
Speaker 9 (26:58):
I didn't realize it until I was wondering why she
didn't text.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
Me back something, text me back.
Speaker 21 (27:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (27:06):
So then I was in shocked. I'm like, oh my gosh,
and I felt so bad and I didn't know what
to do. And luckily, like a day later, I realized
she didn't understand the lucky document because she's German.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Okay, Yes, in our culture lucky documents when somebody passed away,
we give him a duck and a sign of luck
to come.
Speaker 11 (27:29):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 24 (27:33):
I was mortified.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure, Alex. One second you're in
the running, that would be that's tough onun.
Speaker 10 (27:40):
I'd be like calling, so I would be so yet
I feel like I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Vote for your favorite text nine ninety three three eight
Let me go in Springfield, Brittany, good morning, Good morning.
This is your husband? Who send the text? Who do
you send it to?
Speaker 13 (27:52):
Okay, Okay, no, this is really embarrassing. So we've been
together five years. We started dating during COVID, and so
we meeting his parents for the first time. Sure, and
so we decide we're going to meet each other in October,
and like they're going to do the Halloween themed activities,
and you know, we were dating, and so we were
going to do some of our own adult activities beforehand,
(28:16):
and we spicy.
Speaker 14 (28:18):
He took a photo.
Speaker 13 (28:21):
Of a body part, and he meant distent it to me,
but instead he spit to his whole family group chat.
So before I met his family, like twenty minutes before.
Speaker 12 (28:33):
So the memory is so fresh.
Speaker 13 (28:35):
Uh, they got a picture of my career, all right?
Speaker 11 (28:40):
Did he say it was a Halloween decoration?
Speaker 17 (28:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Absolutely, I would be like, that's a prosthetic for my costume.
Speaker 13 (28:47):
We never talked about it, and I spent the whole
night digging a whole bottle of wine.
Speaker 17 (28:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Oh yeah, okay, we forget one second. You're in the running. Yeah,
that's that's tough.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
I feel like hum Devo is really going a all
of these skeletons, is yet.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Oh it's so lifelike.
Speaker 11 (29:02):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Uh meeting the family for the first time, that would
be Yeah. Somebody texted nine nine three three eight. My
ex boyfriend kept ask me to have playtime with him
in his roommate. I had a few drinks, texted him
pretty explicit about it. Ax ily sent to my ex husband.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Oh damn.
Speaker 11 (29:19):
That's that's different.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Intern John in your Morning Show. Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Second date update on intern John in your Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
You're dating somebody.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Could be casual, could be more of a bigger serious thing,
but then all of a sudden they stopped talking to you.
We track to figured out exactly what is going on.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Katie. Good morning, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
So walk us through this. You and Matt first met, Howe, So.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
We meant about six weeks ago on Bumble. Okay, yeah,
I went out on a date, and I mean the
best thing about him is that he's a good conversationalist,
which doesn't happen a whole lot.
Speaker 11 (30:06):
Mean me, guys out from Churn.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Yeah sure, So what is it about his profile that
first made you like draw attention to him?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Just like he's really hot and he definitely is just
somebody who I thought, could you know, be both really
genuine but also like real with me about like certain
things such as what he likes, what he doesn't like.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Sure, Okay, So over the course of the last four
or so weeks, we've been going on dates pretty regularly.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah. Well I had a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Okay, what's the thing with the candy?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I actually one of my favorite candy on Bumble And
then when we met up for our first date, he
brought my favorite candy.
Speaker 11 (30:56):
Okay, that's adorableble, that's very sweet.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Okay. Last time we saw him was how long ago?
And what do we do?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Two weeks ago? We went out for dinner and you know,
since then, no text.
Speaker 21 (31:11):
Snow call, nothing, Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
But after dinner though, acording your email, you guys went where.
Speaker 11 (31:17):
Well we went home okay, together my place.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Yeah, and so next morning he wakes up, was there
a I'll text you this week and we should do
this again sometime.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Where'd you guys leave it?
Speaker 9 (31:30):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (31:31):
You know.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
It was just kind of like, hey, I'll follow up, like,
you know, great night out, kind of just really genuine
just saying that, you know, we had a nice time,
but it doesn't seem to be because they hadn't heard
from him.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Sure, okay, And then have you tried reaching out to
him at all?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I've checked him a couple of times, just saying like, hey, like,
let's I love hanging out. Let's like set up a
plan on how do we do, you know, maybe get
together or walk and yeah, yeah, okay nothing.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
And the final question is how long have you been single?
How long has he been single?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I've done single for a few months and I think
he said like over a year now, okay, so.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Let's try and get him on.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Then one second they're bringing the kady things.
Speaker 11 (32:24):
I think that's really sweet.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Dorrible move absolutely shows you pay attention.
Speaker 21 (32:27):
Yeah, hello, Hi, calling for Matt please.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
This man, it's Internshohn.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
I got Sauce and Rose here as well, hoping we
can talk to you on the show for like a minute.
Nothing bad. This need like sixty seconds to your time. Okay, beautiful,
we're doing a second date.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Update.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
I got somebody the other line here, Katie, if you
want to say hello, Hey, nailed that and so Matt,
Katie reached out to us. She told us, you guys
matched on Bumble. A couple of weeks back. You brought
Candy on a first date. You guys have been kind
of going on dates the last four or so or
guess four about four weeks, but she's not hurting about
two weeks. So we are trying to see where your
(33:16):
heads at. Is it time to cut bait? Is there
other things popping up or what's going on?
Speaker 15 (33:24):
Oh? Nail the spot?
Speaker 19 (33:27):
Uh so.
Speaker 15 (33:34):
Yeah, I mean I think it's just got a little
too heavy to be how so m hm, Well after
our date, you know, we went back to her place.
Speaker 17 (33:50):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 15 (33:54):
You know, she said that she loved me.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
Like does she accidentally say it?
Speaker 15 (34:06):
Yeah, she said it, and it's chilly.
Speaker 19 (34:10):
It was a lot, yeah, for a bit about time
that we've been Okay, Okay, Katie, it's a pretty big
thing to leave out.
Speaker 11 (34:23):
But wasn't an accident? Are you really meant it?
Speaker 8 (34:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Definitely meant I mean, I you know, I just got
out of a relationship and like when I feel it's right,
I mean I want to tell somebody how I feel,
and I honestly meant it.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Okay, are you so stay to say that, Katie, like
you saw this as like you guys are in a
relationship not dating.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Is that fair to say?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
I mean, yeah, we had gone out a couple of
times at this point, and I definitely, I definitely really
really like him, so I told him I love him,
and I do. I have a strong doing about it.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Okay, Okay, you can go here.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
You can go get caught up with intern John in
your morning shows in case you.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Missed it, somebody claiming to be a Bumble insider is
giving tips and how to have the perfect profile even
if you've never been on the app or have a
day and app. I do want to know if you
think this would be enough for you to go all right,
I want to see this person in person. Keep in
mind that you probably the average person probably sees I
don't know, fifty profiles on an app a day, maybe
(35:31):
before you get to pay for it, and just probably
let's just said that, so it's a lot, and then
you get fatigued. So it's like, yeah, the dating apps
near beyond. It's like trying to search for a show
on Netflix and you have no idea what to watch.
It's like there's a bazillion options. In fact, there's millions
of options. Yeah, but it's like, what should I want
to invest in?
Speaker 10 (35:50):
If your first picture has more than one person, I
just automaticley swipe left, even if I find out that
you are attractive, which is I mean, that's what you're
looking at.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yeah, I'm not trying to be shock homes.
Speaker 10 (35:58):
Yeah, so I swipe left. Or if you only have
two pictures or one.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Picture, and it's also fair.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
So again, according to this Bumble insider, complete your entire
profile first. Yeah, okay that I mean obviously that makes sense.
Add to your interest basics in lifestyle badges, so people
know who you are, what you're looking for.
Speaker 11 (36:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Sure, highlight the things that matter to.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
You Okay, yeah they do have You can also do
different things like make sure that your thing goes like
save the Bees or like women's Domestic.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Yeah, they say, if it's important to you to match
the fellow dog lover, make sure you mention them about
your dog.
Speaker 11 (36:35):
Yes, I don't fair.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
They say, you stand down from the billing and the
other profiles and mention a dog. Don't be afraid to
add some spice in your life. Try jazz up your
bio by exaggerating your statements.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Or cracking a joke.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
I don't disagree.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Okay, they say just the number you have to say
too much. Brevity is key, Okay.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
I used to always have the date lyrics, you know,
like for like the Mina song haunt.
Speaker 11 (36:57):
You keep talking, I'll find it.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
What what do you mean to a yes, to lose yourself? Yes,
I remember, yes, Uh, focus on the positive. I'm negative.
Bumble data shows positivity is one of the most important
traits of Bumble members worldwide.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Kind of makes sense.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Yeah, instead of listening what you don't want, a partner
put out what you do want. I do think that's
true because like the bad stuff, it's like, okay, it
just kind of comes across.
Speaker 10 (37:19):
As it comes as across, like you're just a negative person,
even if that is like important to you, if it's
just a whole list, because out there, I've seen a
lot of lists, and I'm sure everybody on there sees
the list a lot too.
Speaker 11 (37:30):
It seems like you're very negative.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Yeah, it's It's always like if you can't stay in
the fact that I drink water and walk sometimes wipe.
It's always like a list off the bad things.
Speaker 11 (37:42):
Like there is a profile so all yesterday.
Speaker 10 (37:43):
That's like my profile will never be one hundred percent
finished because I'm not going to put what my zodiac
sign is to see who we're compatible.
Speaker 11 (37:50):
Da da da da dap.
Speaker 10 (37:51):
But this person that's wiped right on me and in
my bio, I compare, you know, astrology to the stock market.
I'm also holding a cake says it's giving geminia.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Yeah, so probably not gonna work. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
The reason I wanted to get to this is because
this insider put out what they think are funny bumbo bios.
I want to go through these and see if we
think these are funny. I will have to find out.
Because I went to most of these, I was like,
this is not great. Oh, for instance, would do you
dirty things to insert name your favorite sports team's coach
(38:27):
if it meant that your favorite sports team would win Sea?
Do there any things John Harbof meant that the Ravens.
Speaker 10 (38:33):
I would never put out my bio because I don't
want people to think I'm like that promiss you.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
I would think of that, you know, it.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Is odd and a dating bioteam put the thought of
you hooking up with somebody else.
Speaker 10 (38:45):
Yeah, hey, I want the Ravens to win so bad.
Speaker 11 (38:48):
I'd hook up with Harball. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
If you're not singing Pink Pony Club with me, I
don't want it.
Speaker 11 (38:55):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (38:56):
I think if you put like Vanessa Carlton, that could
be funny. Yeah, it's still I don't I don't care.
I don't need you to sing with me any song.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
My definition of loving me unconditionally is always giving me
the last Mazarella stick.
Speaker 10 (39:08):
I feel like that's pretty common. I've seen at least
on TikTok profiles. I think I've seen stuff like that
pretty often.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
I think that one's okay.
Speaker 10 (39:14):
Ish, it's fine, it's probably overdone.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
I'm always hungry, and I mean physically hungry, not hungry
for success or anything too much.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
Okay, Yeah, I think always it's like over like over
explaining the joke.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Yeah, I'm a cool person.
Speaker 10 (39:31):
I feel okay, and I feel like on a survey,
how do you feel about this? I just put in
different because I don't know.
Speaker 11 (39:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
This next one again, this seems like something that a
parent would do or the whole college substitute. I'm DTF. Yes,
that's down to food always left.
Speaker 11 (39:50):
That's like a blame that joke.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Yeah, I'm gonna report you for abuse that doesn't even.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Know just the good stuff.
Speaker 11 (40:00):
This is injured John and your Morning shows. Hey you
missed it, fake.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Name Audrey, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
I mean, before you say it, faith Im Audrey, would
you agree this is kind of hilarious? It is okay, yeah,
your confession go what you got for us?
Speaker 17 (40:20):
So I have a boyfriend of two years and.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
Ever since he met me, I've been.
Speaker 17 (40:24):
Wearing green colored.
Speaker 6 (40:27):
Colored contacts and up to today, he still.
Speaker 18 (40:30):
Has no idea that they're not real, and he somehow
will still believe they're real.
Speaker 11 (40:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Okay Audrey, what color are your eyes? Actually?
Speaker 18 (40:40):
They are like brownness, like brown hazel.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
But I were really you can really tell that they're
not mine, But he still.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
So your boyfriend of two years, faked im Audrey has
no idea what your actual eye color is?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
So funny?
Speaker 4 (40:56):
Are you afraid that this point if you tell him
you just blow his mind?
Speaker 9 (41:00):
I think so?
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Yeah, Well, yeah, you could just gaslight his ass and
I never imagine never green, and then he won't know
he'll do that makes sense.
Speaker 10 (41:12):
I told you when we first started dating that these are contacts.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (41:14):
I guess faith named Audrey's one of those things where
you're so far in h I mean, you're two years
in where it's like that's a tough thing to casually bring.
Speaker 11 (41:20):
Up, like going back, I would just take it off.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
You, like, yeah, okay, Audrey one second in the running,
that's hilarious.
Speaker 10 (41:27):
I think she should just take them out and then
no offense. He is a guy, so it's gonna take
a while to be like, something's different about you, but
you won't be able to pinpoint and be like, I
don't know legitimately.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
Yeah, well, I think also, like if you have blue eyes,
that's probably the most obvious change, but I think otherwise
a lot of the other eye colors kind of look alike.
You know what I'm saying, it'd be a bigger change,
Like if you have blue eyes, sauce, if you played
in green or brown contacts, that'd be a major change. Yeah,
brown eyes to green eyes, if like isn't as big,
but still she.
Speaker 10 (41:56):
Sounds like hazy eyes. Like it isn't that big of
a change, but don't know, we have to see.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
I had to see let me go fake named abbie,
good morning, Hey, good morning, you're confashion what you got
for us?
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Friend?
Speaker 18 (42:09):
So, you know, me and my husband been together for
about going on four years now, and the day that
I met his best friend is just I am in
love with his best friend. Like if he just has
a package, Like he just has everything put together, and
it's like.
Speaker 6 (42:27):
Every time, you know, like.
Speaker 18 (42:28):
We don't hang out, it's like that's my focus and
I feel like kind of bad about it, just thinking
like that I could just have one.
Speaker 6 (42:35):
Night with him. Oh god, okay, we all we have kids,
he has kids. You know, it would never work.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Like do you feel like, but do you think he
feels the same way?
Speaker 7 (42:49):
You know, I don't know.
Speaker 18 (42:50):
I feel like if anything ever happened, like I felt
like he would tell my husband because like they're really close.
But I just don't think anything's ever happened. But you know,
like when I met my husband and I met his
best friends by names, and I take the wrong choice
because he just had everything together, like good white and
you know, me and my husband, he's been through a lot.
Speaker 17 (43:10):
Of stuff you know with him, you know, growing up
and things like that. Yeah, you know, but that has
only been in the back of my mind.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Let me ask you, is fake the abbey? Who's hotter?
Speaker 17 (43:18):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (43:18):
My god, John, I think we all know the answer
to that.
Speaker 15 (43:22):
We all know the answer to that.
Speaker 11 (43:24):
Okay, it's okay to like, you.
Speaker 10 (43:26):
Know, fantasize, as long as you don't ask it. I'll
have more problems to Yeah, but.
Speaker 6 (43:33):
I'm going to keep it honestly.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
Tell Yeah, okay, all faked Abby one second you're in
the running. Let me go fake damn Amanda, good morning.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
I know fake man.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
We talked to esk her turner her radio, please because
she'll hear herself and then in the past, drive you Jesus, Yes,
I meant fake named David, Good morning, good boarding.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
I'm doing well. This is a doozy laid on the brother.
Speaker 17 (44:04):
I am more attracted to my wife's mother than I
am my wife.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Okay, physically or emotionally.
Speaker 17 (44:15):
It's definitely a physical thing, but the emotional is kind
of getting up there.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Yeah, okay, And have you always found your mother in
law to be smoking?
Speaker 17 (44:25):
H Yeah? I met her about six months into dating
my wife. Yeah, and honestly, I think that's half the
reason I stayed with my wife.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Okay, and is your is your mother in law single?
Speaker 11 (44:35):
Gosh, she is?
Speaker 17 (44:38):
She is single?
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Okay, I mean the good news is fading David from
the same tree, so I can't.
Speaker 10 (44:44):
I mean, he listens to the last where he's like,
I've got a one off you. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Do they look alike?
Speaker 17 (44:54):
They they're starting to, which is kind of what I'm
waiting it out.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
For, Faithing David. You can't faithing David.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
Listen, guy, It's it's gonna be hard for me to
get everybody on your side if you say that's what
I'm waiting out for is for your wife to look
like your mother in law.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (45:13):
We are proudly though, for not making a move. So yeah, okay,
I'm assuming you haven't.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Do you think she's into you? Faith Ding David.
Speaker 17 (45:21):
I think I think there's a world in which she is.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Okay, but this about in this world right here, like
faking David, in this world that we're in right now,
do you think that's the world I do?
Speaker 4 (45:33):
All right, Well, he wasn't.
Speaker 10 (45:35):
Trying to put it out there. He wanted to keep
us guessing.
Speaker 23 (45:37):
Yeah, could be this world the next one? Right, well
give for you hold one second. These are things that
could happen to me in this world. Anything one to
the left, the one to the right.
Speaker 11 (45:47):
Hot.
Speaker 10 (45:49):
Oh yeah, I remember my high school boyfriend. His best
friend was in love with my mom. Like he would
steal her clothes when he would come over. He would
steal her like clothes are like cowboys.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah, so that's weird.
Speaker 11 (46:02):
It is weird. I'm not saying it's normal. I never
never said it's normal.
Speaker 10 (46:06):
I would find his like my mom's cowboy hats in
his car, like when he would be driving somewhere, which like, no, Mom,
I was not in a teenager's car ever as a changer.
Speaker 11 (46:14):
But I did just happen to be walking. I just
happened to be walking by. I saw your hat and
I had to get it back.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Okay, bzo, iunpacked that. Uh, probably in therapy, but it
also later on.
Speaker 11 (46:25):
How's it come up?
Speaker 4 (46:26):
You know it just came out now. I can't tell
you how.
Speaker 11 (46:32):
Just the good stuff interns on in your morning shows
in case you missed it, And that does it for another?
Speaker 3 (46:38):
I see why am I in Casey and Mason with
yours truly.
Speaker 17 (46:42):
My name is Hoodie.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
You can follow me on all the social media's at
Andrew Hoodie. If you need something fun to watch this weekend.
Every week on YMS Radio on my own social media,
I knew what to watch where I give you four
things to watch this weekend that are probably worth your
time or at least worth trying out, so if you
vibe with it or not, but also follow the show
at Why I'm Radio. We got a ton of great
content going up there every day, from interviews with celebrities
(47:04):
like Joe Coy, to us doing backstage shenanigans outside of
the studio, to even see what our faces are when
we do those big War of the Roses moments.
Speaker 17 (47:12):
See it all there.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
But I do hope you have a great week Friendly minder,
Saint Patrick's Day celebrations might happen next weekend, so just
prepare yourself for that. Really, more than anything, but I'll
talk to you next time.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
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