December 20, 2024 • 35 mins
We continue our annual Clips of the Year Show, featuring the months of October, November & December! Plus, we pick our 2024 Clip of the Year!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George
Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong's Joe Getty.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Arm Strong and Getty and he.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Armstrong and Yetty.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I want everybody to think about a New Year's resolution,
because I'm gonna ask everybody because for whatever reason, I
find it interesting more directionally than like whether you actually
succeed with your resolution or that's just what's on a
person's mind that they want to do for self improvement
for the next year.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Spending time on doctor Jack's couch.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hmm, maybe that's it. As I've mentioned, I have sworn
off baked goods for twenty twenty four and I don't
even think I can actually do it. This is the
most challenging one I've ever taken on. I was going
to try to start already because one thing I know
about addictions and bad habits. The whole I'll do it
on this date is not the way to do it.
Do it today. If it's important, do it now. But
(01:05):
I can't pass up Christmas cookies whatever you call those,
those kind of cookies that have the special I only
make it once a year. Christmas frosting. What are those?
They got a name. They're white cookies. I move frosting
on top of the Christmas cooking. I only ever seen
it Christmas. It's like a sugar cookie. Sugar cookie, yeah,
and I never seen any at a time of the year,
especially with that kind of frosting. I gotta eat those.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
All of this coming from the man who just pulled
a fork out of his pocket so he could eat
a pie.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
In the parking lot, an actual metal fork from a
table I had in my pocket of my jack.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I would say for my occasional swearing off alcohols for
a period, it desists to become more aware, not be
in a habit. Think I'm going to go have a
drink because I want to have drink, not because I
always do it this time of day, that sort of thing.
And perhaps you could do the same with pie. No,
just become more conscious.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I can't do that. I'm an all or nothing perp.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
No I'm saying. No, I'm saying, but if you take
a break for a while and you can't do the
whole as you just suggested, you will have a more
aware relationship with the pot.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I doubt it, but it's a good thought. I certainly
didn't with donuts I swore them off for an entire year,
and then I came back as.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Strong as I. Well, there's no help in you.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, no, there's not other than abstinence on the things
that I can't amble.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well, there you go, do you do you? We have
a lot of great clips to get to where into
October we're narrowing it down to the clip of the year.
The pressure is building. I'm actually starting to get stressed
about this. This is the beginning of October clips of
the year. So you took you in here.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I had a lot of fun here everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Honestly, Tim, I think you got a tough job here.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
So I've become friends with school shooters, and I'm proud
of that service.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Never use a lot of fancy words.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And I'm a knucklehead at times. That's what I've said,
and from that I learned a lot. Thank you, Governor.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
There's something wrong with Kamala.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
It's only a mentally disabled person could have allowed this
to happen.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
She's a stupid person.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I only got one vote.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
It's one of the most precious possessions that I have.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Shut up.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
I am proudly casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris,
Bye bye bye Donald Talk.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
You never see him around strong intelligent women.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Ever, today we've decided to officially endorse communist Kamala Harris
for president.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
She's a pemenomenon.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
She gave Drew Barrymore a hug, an act that symbolized
her willingness to wrap her arms around the country and
give us all a hug whenever Republicans make us feel sad.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
There's a lot to discuss. We have to move on.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
She's barely supset that they have launched a ground incursion
into southern Lebanon.
Speaker 9 (04:02):
We do need to look for ways to de escalate
the tensions.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
The United States should help Israel drive Hasbla to the
mat and choke it out. You know, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Speaker 9 (04:13):
I'm lely dead.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Tonight Israel is under attack from Iran. Israel says Iran
will pay a price.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Deadly, precise, and above all surprising.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, I'm hoping you reaper doesn't go off. The thing
is that.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
You should not know.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You just said I should be killed.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't know it.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
We have a lot to get to ahead, gentlemen, on
many topics.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Because what they're telling you is complete. Boys News and
these politicians don't their line. What are the face of
the storm bone? What do they need after what you
call today? How on the storm zone?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Yeah, sir, I'm learning more storm or children roone he.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
But never gave a sh about us until now.
Speaker 10 (04:57):
The dock workers calling this a tentative deal, which means
pay raises eventually, I.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Will cripple you. In particularly, they are supposed to use
the term bonus hole.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, they turned us into the last shot at the
miniature golf course, is what they did.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Too.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I d never mind that was right, Michael's complete inability
X for the TikTok challenge. Oh that was so good.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
As a proud moment Katie with one of the great
lines in the history of the show, discussing how the
woke crowd wanted to rename the vagina the bonus hole.
And you said, they've turned us into the last hole
of the miniature golf course.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
In particularly particularly needs to be one of the clipstic
definitely needs to be on the Clipse here and it's
not a clip of the year, but maybe the worst
moment in the debates of all the bad moments in
the debates between Biden Kamala and Tim Wall, that long
answer that we played over and over again, trying to
explain what he claimed he fought in a war that
(06:06):
he didn't fight in or whatever. That was one of
the most embarrassing things ever.
Speaker 9 (06:10):
This was so horrible.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It's difficult to picture a worse choice than Tim Walls.
And we need to plunge on. Is everybody emotionally ready?
I think I says October was a blockbuster month. We're
looking for the clip of the year, roll on, Michael,
Clips of the year. Our biggest threat to democracy was
(06:36):
Stirci Purple. Thanks most important election of our lifetime.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
She's in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
She can't talk to the press. What would the major
changes be and what would say the same?
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Sure, well, I mean I'm obviously not Joe Biden, and
so that would be one change.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Services that's done. A thing that comes to mind.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Yes? I do?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Leo Nazis fascists in America.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
People still follow this fascist pig.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Then, I don't know what else to say. Spring time
for head Lo and Germany. Meanwhile, here's Harris leading a
rally that apparently came with free vodka.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
What I'm talking about there's a lot going.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
On, Like I don't know if you guys know this,
but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the
middle of the ocean right now.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, I think it's called Puerto Rico.
Speaker 11 (07:41):
Obviously, that joke does not reflect the views of President Trump.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Never saw him, never heard of him, and don't.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Want to hear of him.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
The fallout from racist and sexist comments that Donald Trump's
and Madison Square Garden rally.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
But I think that we have to stop getting so
offended at every little thing in the States of America.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
You know, the word garbage is the hottest thing right now.
Only garbage I see floating out there is your supporters.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
The content of that section would not be out of
place in the backpack of an extremist. It's clear there
are times we have not met our editory in students.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
De nik you, why won't you stand up for me?
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Why won't you stand up for me?
Speaker 12 (08:25):
We're going to recommend to the court that the life
without the possibility of parole be removed.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
There will be eligible for parole you needed.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
He is the talk of the baseball world in English
and Spanish and any other language that's close at hand,
Fernando Valezuela, I.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
Go back, please, I got some nervous plaiting a miss.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
And the Dodgers are wide serious champions.
Speaker 11 (09:09):
It seems like the celebrations definitely got out of hands.
Speaker 13 (09:12):
Reports are four to five hundred people inside of this
Nike flagship Storre.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh his hand blue, I know igain.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Oh my goodness, broke O god, I went.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
I went on from.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I like a girl breaking down in the national anthem?
Can I go back in time so that this didn't happen?
Speaker 7 (09:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
No, that's not yes or no.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
There are no rules for this.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
This is not supposed to happen. The damage is done
regardless of what you do at this point. Yes, Michael,
I'm back here making notes of my favorite clips.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I have a huge list.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Now, I'm We're gonna have to weed it down, man, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Next, get to the commercial breaks. You're going to be busy.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
We got to get it down to a manageable level.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
One thing that struck me from that set was how
desperately the media liars tried to turn that stupid joke
about Puerto Rico into the scandal that will lose the election.
And there was not a vote in America that was
cast in either direction because of that, and if it
was nothing, and if our Kamala, I'd be upset about that.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You made that the big news story leading up to
that final week, the Puerto Rico thing that didn't matter
to anybody, that that didn't help her any And I
was hoping from that previous section with Bruce Springsteen. I've
seen a lot of people write that maybe it was
the death of the whole celebrity influencer with politics. I
hope so, because I really think, like Bruce with that
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got Trump more votes than it got Kamala Harris and
a lot of that stuff with Beyonce and Oprah and
that sort of stuff, I just don't I don't think
it works anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, partly because Trump had the working class and they
had the zillionaires.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Whatever whatever guitar players. We got more clips of the
air and then we're gonna name the clip of the year,
and I want to hear abou New Year's resolutions and
some predictions and stuff like that. So stay here, we're
in to this segment or one this segment.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You tide.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
One here and one in the after the bottom.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, let's do it, though, one here and two after
the bottom of the hour. Okay, we got three left.
Why don't we Why don't we dive right into it
and then reconsider our options.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Okay, this is the Clips of the Year show, and
we're also trying to nail down what is the clip
of the year.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
It's a heavy heavyweight. You think Times Person of the
Year is a lot of pressure. This is excume. You
could make diamonds in the studio today, friends.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Because what if we get it wrong?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Right right? God help us. This is November looking for
the clip of the year. It's the clips of the year.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
The American people want to stop the chaos and.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
And the dramaa.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It is entirely possible that we will not have the
opportunity to ever cast a ballot again.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
These are the kind of guys who are like a
smacking ass.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'm going to be toasting Madam President tonight. The winner
is Donald Trump only smokes. Look what happened?
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Is this crazy?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Clearly fear and anger is what he was marketing. And
it worked.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
See, the majority has spoken and they said they don't
care that much about democracy and shall.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
We keep it?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
A lot of our fellow Americans say we shouldn't. There's misogyny.
Some of the most misogynoust things I've heard came from
Bright meant what Alice in Wonderland nightmares is going on
right now?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
It's the economy stupid.
Speaker 13 (13:20):
Do you want to stand up to Trump? I suggest
you don't ever mention him. I suggest you governed well.
The American experiment endors We're going to be okay.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Only when it is dark enough.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Can you see the stars?
Speaker 9 (13:37):
Joe and I went to.
Speaker 11 (13:38):
Mar A Lago to meet personally with President elect Trump.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Why wouldn't we He's killing us?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Can we cook the crap here?
Speaker 8 (13:50):
I am very fastly picking the most epic cabinet of
all time.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Who are you thinking about?
Speaker 8 (13:57):
Well, we've got Elon and Matt Gates that it's an
alien versus predator.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
You as Attorney General, Matt Gaates, that's one of the
most intelligent members of Congress.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I think he's qualified. The more you get to know
Matt Gags, the less you're gonna like him. You have
this stunning reversal.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
One.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction.
Speaker 13 (14:23):
Except denied the allegations and told police happened in the
hotel that night was consensual.
Speaker 11 (14:29):
It's increasingly clear it is Donald Trump's world and we're
just living in it.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I would describe it as god tier level trolling. So
he said that's part of his aim here to shake
up Washington.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
The most effective ad that the Trump campaign ran was,
you know, Kama Harris is for they them and Donald
Trump is for us.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Like that's where the left has a problem. They become
the party of the faculty lounge.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
I'll tell you right, told the president.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
He comes back. I come back, We fix.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Marry my.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Sweet leading jagga there, sorry, col is the home and clip.
He comes back. I come back, We fix this as
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we're good? Is that worthy of the finals? I don't
know the stress, damn it, there's too much. I'm looking
at my list here, I don't know what. I'm checking
it twice. I'm sure which way to turn.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
How much time do we got, Michael.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Depends on your eating habits check. Yeah, you don't look
good at me? Is the last time I can say it.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
This year.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
We got about a minute.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
You have any interesting on that front. This is a
little bit of a a brag, probably because I've been
trying to take care of myself in the last year
or so, common thing divorced people do. So my Henry
and I watched Gladiator the other night, the original Gladiator
from two thousand, because we want to go to the
new Gladiator, but I wanted to see the first Gladiator first.
I'd forgotten how good that movie is. That's among my
(16:17):
favorite movies of all time. That movie is fantastic. But anyway,
Russell Crowe is such a stud in that movie. We're
the same age almost exactly. Oh boy, I look better
than him today. Now, at this age, I look better
than he does back then. Obviously not even close.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
But you know.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
When right there, Jack, that's funny though in two thousand,
if you'd have told me in a few years you'll
look better than him, how was that happening?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, he's said, let himself go a tad. It happens.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I think he's got a lifestyle. So we got to
get some more eclips of the year. We'll pick out
the clip of the air. I do want to get
to the New Year's resolutions, and I got a couple
of predictions for next year. Next year twenty five is
going to be quite a year, certainly politically anyway, hopefully
not global war e all that stuff on the way.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I've been looking up at predictions. There's a lot of
Travis and Taylor get married, or Travis and Taylor break up.
His predictions for the next year.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
My money is on breakup. I'm hoping married just because
I like people getting married being happy. But well, I
tell you what, Let's get the work done then we
can play later. It's time to you know, business before pleasure.
Let's plunge on. It's the second half of November. Clips
of the year.
Speaker 11 (17:42):
And I'll day now all the monkeys that escaped Wednesday
from a research lab in South Carolina, at least twenty
five have been recaptured.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I like to solve the puble.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Okay, well, let's hear it. Treat yourself a round of sausage.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I'm sorry, that's it's.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Being called the four B movement.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
We're not going to settle for low value men that
don't respect us anymore.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
The fact of these crazoes are out here.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
They're like, we're not touching men.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I hope that means the more for me.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I agreed to this, right, and I started a training.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
What the.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
And then he hit it with the right along.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I stood coming forward, But Paul is lending the clean,
reffective watchet.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
We need justice, Sabina.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
Hours after Mahomes was targeted and with the chiefs about
to kick off Monday night, police say burglars stole twenty
thousand dollars in cash from Kelsey's home and damaged the
back doors.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Put a pound.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
How are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
My brother and our professional actors, and we thought, oh,
this is our introduction to Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Still owes us five hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Is there anything do they like? Shellack the banana praise?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Shellac in the banana is not something we need. Everything's house.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
And the sad and discouraging Tyson Paul fight.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Tyson landed seventeen punches, and the other day in an interview,
he said he doesn't remember a lot of the fight.
He got hit hard enough early that he just doesn't
remember a lot of the rest of the fight, which
ain't good for your brain when you're sixty years old.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
And how about that whole stupid four B movement that
was a thing for about a cup of coffee. I
remember when girls women were smart and fun and tough
and cute and great to hang out with and on lines,
and I'm not going to give myself up to a
man who was unworthy. Oh my god, the internet is
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killing humanity. Good luck with that, well whatever, indeed, good luck. Indeed,
we're working our way towards the Clip of the year.
What should it be? Text now? Four one KFTC. December
is epic, it's sprawling. Here we go, the final month
of clips of the year.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Those mysterious drones in the skies for weeks. Now, I'm
gonna tell you the real deal. Iran launched a mothership.
A mothership. Yeah, I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You the deal.
Speaker 11 (20:32):
Okay, So off the east coast of the United States
of America, there.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Is no evidence of any foreign based involvement from coastal vessels.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
It is our job to be vigilant in the federal
government on behalf of the American public, and we can
assure their safety by reason of that vigilance.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
He needs to wake up, Pink. He's ignoring the Iranian mothership.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
The new rage item this season is a pardon.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
President issue clemency for nearly fifteen hundred Americans.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Have you ruled out a pardon for your son? Yes,
but he also believes.
Speaker 11 (21:10):
That the war politics infected the process and led to
a miscarriage of justice.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Why don't you go ahead and pardon with Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
They are the goats of this favorite form of corruption.
Government is too big, there's too many things, and it
does almost nothing well, and the.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
Taxpayers deserve better, Trump joked to him. Then maybe Canada
should become the fifty first state and Trudeau could become
its governor.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
A second grade student called nine to point one to
report a shooting how occurred.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
At school.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Syria. He's a dangerous cocktail.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
This is an amazing geopolitical disaster, particularly for the Russians.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
You know, twenty five percent chance it turns out really well.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
The rebel tells him. There's no more army, no more prisons.
Are you seriously?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Says?
Speaker 11 (22:07):
His real name is in fact Salama, Mohammed Salama, And
it's clear that far from being an ordinary guy as
he presented himself to be, he was a part of
Bashar al Assad's brutal regime.
Speaker 10 (22:19):
That if the hostages are not released prior to January twentieth,
twenty twenty five, there will be all hell to pay
in the Middle East.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I'm not going to have a dream at all.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
We really believe that he is not that man he
was seven years ago.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Cash Plateau. He is the most unfairly maligned person that
I work with. Trump's enemies quote should be very afraid.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yes, we're going to come after the people in the media.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
The true test of our commitment is weather, in the
face of an obstacle, roll up.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Our hands or do we roll up our sleeves?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And as we.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Prowse was Daniel Penny cleared of all criminal charges?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
We need some black visialities.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That's right, Louis G.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
MANGIONI hear me on this.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
He is no hero.
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Why I felt joy unfortunately, you know, because seriously, I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Love that the CEOs are afraid right now. You should be.
But I can't tell you nobody enjoys flying in your airlines.
It's a disaster.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Now go poop in a bucket, you beasts. That reminds
me of a fortune I got at Panda Express the other.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Night, say IPEd your rights. It was handwritten. That's more
a confession than a fortune.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
And I can't. I can't, I can't let it go.
Maybe I'll never say it again after this year. Kamala
Harris's belief that she is clever or poetic or something
is so misplaced. The do we throw up our arms
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or do we roll up our sleeves? Oh, and she's
rolling through the just people like she's weak for people
to put them on her shoulders and carry her out
of the room because it's a Oh they're both arm
related situations.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I see.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That is devastating.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, she drops a cliche on you then struts around
like she unleashed. I have a dream.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's pathetic. God, please go away. We got another cliffs
a dream, We got another clip. Joe and I both
gave each other the eyeball Mike Johnson's the government's too big,
It spends too much money and it does nothing well.
Is I could make that the clip of the year,
just because I want it to be, you know, the
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clip of the want to be the national motto.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, and I ought to be printed on the money.
Every time you finger one of your decreasingly valuable dollar bills,
you'd see those words.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
We're gonna break a break, damn it, all these things
I want to talk about, and we're gonna run out
of time. Okay, swear all you want, brother, The clock
doesn't lie. We gotta get a clip of the year
and a bunch of other stuff. Stay tuned. The quick
predictions I've got for next year. I think we are
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going with Israel, but we are going to take out
Iran's nuclear capabilities, which could lead to regime change or not.
I don't know. But we're gonna take out the nuclear
which is gonna be a big deal. That's gonna be
a big deal, but I think Trump will do it.
I think the Ukraine Russia things get settled. Not to
my dissatisfaction. Ukraine loses a big chunk of land and
it's over.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
The security assurance. Is there going to be the key? There?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
No doubt.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I got one for you. On the domestic scene, the
war against woke actually begins as the Trump administration looks
at college campuses and the Department of Education looks at
elementary education, high schools, that sort of thing. The fight
hasn't yet begun.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
The tax battle is going to be the dominant news
story political story I think of the year, and it's
going to be really maddening the way it's covered. But
we'll be here every day to sort through that. Katie,
do you have a new Year's resolution I have. I
have a couple.
Speaker 13 (26:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
I want to try to start journaling because when I
write it helps a lot.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
And then the other one is I'm hopefully going to
make a baby.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Oh wow, Now that's a new year's resolution.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Do you need any tips? I've joined in three of them.
I guess some ideas for you.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Thanks, guys.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, Jack, I assume you're about to U You're gonna
turn to Michael next, or either Michael, what's your New
Year's resolution? I want to put a little muscle on
my frame and maybe a stretch more, stretch more.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
That's interesting. I need to get good health.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I'm trying to you know. Yeah, I want to get
in good health.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
You know. I dedicated to myself to that this year,
and it it feels a lot better. I can tell
you that it feels a lot better. But no big goods.
As I've mentioned many times, I'm going to try to
not eat big goods the entire year.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Similar to Katie who not only stole my thunder, but
then did a much cooler one than anybody. I can't imagine.
I don't want.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Yes, I can, yes, I can as women or women.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Oh boy, I have a book.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I have been organizing. I have barely started working on
the actual writing, but it's going well. I am going
to finish it in the year twenty twenty five. Cool
writing a book, by God? Are you gonna give us
some hint as to what it is? No fiction or nonfiction?
It's the Time of the Beavers, my seventh part science
fiction series. I assume it's not nonfiction. Nonfiction. Correct.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
That's a great project to have, I.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Think, so I'm very exciting to aout it. So Hanson
has prepared the finalst everybody's got all these cool New
Year's resolutions. Miney is I'm gonna stop eating so much pie. Well,
sound like a paint roll it.
Speaker 12 (28:18):
Don't mess with them in work unless you want to
get them back from wasn't Trump.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
I really don't know what he said at the end
of this, and I don't think he knows what he
said either.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Joe, you did such a great job.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
You answered every question you know.
Speaker 9 (28:35):
I love you, Joe.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
And I come from the.
Speaker 8 (28:43):
Middle class, and I grew up in a neighborhood of
folks who are very proud of their lawn.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
And particularly the return of the sussg the hostigue. I've
got a busy day to day after the show, a
busy day of work.
Speaker 11 (28:59):
I've got a busy see day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and
so on.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an erection, and.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
Maybe that too.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
It spelled fanny. It's spelled fanny like your ass.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Right, somebody's leash blind, bad built bush body that would
not be engaging in personalities. Correct. Oh what now, Yeah
you're not. You don't have enough intelligence?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
True?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh girl, baby girl. Oh really, government is too big.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
There's too many things, and it does almost nothing well and.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
The taxpayers deserve better.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
If you want to really see something that said, take
a look at what happened in Springfield. They're eating the
dogs the people that came in. They're eating the cats,
they're eating they're eating the pets.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Of the people that live there.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
And this is what's happening in our country, and it's
a shame.
Speaker 13 (30:08):
They're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're
eating the cats, they're eating they're eating the pets of
the people that live there.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, salmon.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
They're eating the pens, the people that live They're.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Eating the dogs, eating the cats.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
They're eating the pens, the people.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
That live there.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Those are your finalists for clips of the year. Those
are all really good.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, that was a montage. Because the number of the
clips were long issue, we would have run out of time.
We had intense discussions during the commercial break, in which
there was a great deal of affection for the Peanuts
version of their eating the dogs, They're eating the cat's.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
We almost went with the assassination attempt, just because all
of us were struck emotionally by it hearing today and
I'm not exactly sure why I hadn't heard it in
a while or something, or just the full realization of Wow,
how different things could have.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Turned out right, and how miserable the Secret Service failures were.
It's an incredibly impactful clip. What we ended up going
with barely barely. This is one of the toughest decisions ever.
This is the longer version because it tells the whole
story and changed history.
Speaker 12 (31:38):
What I've done since I've changed the law, what's happened,
I've changed it in a way that now you're in
a situation where there are forty percent fewer people coming
across the border illegally. That's better when he left office,
and I'm going to continue to move until we get
the total ban on the total initiative relative to what
we're going to do with more border patrol, more.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
President Trump, I really don't know what he said at
the end of this.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I don't think he knows what he said either. There
was a lot of build up to that moment, obviously,
as we all know, but that was the turning point.
That's when it was cooked. That's when Biden was done.
He held on for a while, but that you know,
that's when Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, all the media, that's
when everybody's like, okay, this is or And there was
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so much more.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Than the Trump wise crack. It was saying out loud
what everybody saw.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Right, And I don't think he does either. Is the
key right right? Hanson? Real quick? You got a New
Year's resolution? Are you gonna you're gonna do Final Thought? Okay,
we'll let you do Final Thought. Awesome, Coot, no intro
for this one. We had our special clothes. Here's your
host for finals, that is Joe Getty.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew.
Michael Angelow lead us off, just said big thank you
to everybody on the staff for working so hard. You
guys do a great job, and I hope you all
have a great Merry Christmas and New Year's love working
with you guys. Thank you. M Dog right back at you,
Katie Green, our steamed new as woman. A final final thought, Katie.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I totally echo what Michael just said.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Working with you guys as a blast, and I hope
everyone has a merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Nap you here as well.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
That's fabulous. Thank you for saying so. Jackie final thought.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
We gotta get handsome the first time.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Oh sorry, Hanson, I forgot go ahead. That's right.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I'm not used to it perfectly fine. Thank god for you, Jack, Joe,
Katie and Michael. Without you, I don't know what I'd
be doing, Probably collecting knits next to the curb in
front of the gas station or something that's.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Similar. Yeah. Jack final thought.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I love this job. Happy every year that I get
to do it. Can't wait to come back and talk
about twenty twenty five. Thank you to everybody that works
on this show.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
My final thought, it is a pleasure and honor to
work with you all. You're just so terrific. We're lucky
to do what we do. Thanks everybody for your support,
your beautiful notes and emails and stuff like that. We'll
be back raring to go in January.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
You can't believe you have New Year's resolutions like have
a baby, write a book, and my nies, eat less pie.
See you next year. God bless America.
Speaker 13 (34:16):
Hey, any of you are looking for any blast minted
gift ideas for me?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I have one. I like Frank Shirley, my boss, right
here tonight.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
I want him bought from his happy holiday slumber over
there Melody Lane with all the other rich people. And
I want to balk right here with a big ribbon
on his head, and I want to look him straight
in the eye, and I want to tell him what
a cheap lyne, no good, rotten for fleshing, low life
snake looking, dirt eating and bread over stuffed, ignorant, blood sucking,
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dog kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug eyed stiff
leg It's funny lift wear a headed sack of mon
is he he?
Speaker 9 (34:58):
Loia?
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Really, where's the title?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Armstrong and Getty
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George
Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong's Joe Getty.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Arm Strong and Getty and he.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Armstrong and Yetty.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I want everybody to think about a New Year's resolution,
because I'm gonna ask everybody because for whatever reason, I
find it interesting more directionally than like whether you actually
succeed with your resolution or that's just what's on a
person's mind that they want to do for self improvement
for the next year.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Spending time on doctor Jack's couch.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hmm, maybe that's it. As I've mentioned, I have sworn
off baked goods for twenty twenty four and I don't
even think I can actually do it. This is the
most challenging one I've ever taken on. I was going
to try to start already because one thing I know
about addictions and bad habits. The whole I'll do it
on this date is not the way to do it.
Do it today. If it's important, do it now. But
(01:05):
I can't pass up Christmas cookies whatever you call those,
those kind of cookies that have the special I only
make it once a year. Christmas frosting. What are those?
They got a name. They're white cookies. I move frosting
on top of the Christmas cooking. I only ever seen
it Christmas. It's like a sugar cookie. Sugar cookie, yeah,
and I never seen any at a time of the year,
especially with that kind of frosting. I gotta eat those.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
All of this coming from the man who just pulled
a fork out of his pocket so he could eat
a pie.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
In the parking lot, an actual metal fork from a
table I had in my pocket of my jack.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I would say for my occasional swearing off alcohols for
a period, it desists to become more aware, not be
in a habit. Think I'm going to go have a
drink because I want to have drink, not because I
always do it this time of day, that sort of thing.
And perhaps you could do the same with pie. No,
just become more conscious.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I can't do that. I'm an all or nothing perp.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
No I'm saying. No, I'm saying, but if you take
a break for a while and you can't do the
whole as you just suggested, you will have a more
aware relationship with the pot.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I doubt it, but it's a good thought. I certainly
didn't with donuts I swore them off for an entire year,
and then I came back as.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Strong as I. Well, there's no help in you.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, no, there's not other than abstinence on the things
that I can't amble.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well, there you go, do you do you? We have
a lot of great clips to get to where into
October we're narrowing it down to the clip of the year.
The pressure is building. I'm actually starting to get stressed
about this. This is the beginning of October clips of
the year. So you took you in here.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I had a lot of fun here everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Honestly, Tim, I think you got a tough job here.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
So I've become friends with school shooters, and I'm proud
of that service.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Never use a lot of fancy words.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And I'm a knucklehead at times. That's what I've said,
and from that I learned a lot. Thank you, Governor.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
There's something wrong with Kamala.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
It's only a mentally disabled person could have allowed this
to happen.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
She's a stupid person.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I only got one vote.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
It's one of the most precious possessions that I have.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Shut up.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
I am proudly casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris,
Bye bye bye Donald Talk.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
You never see him around strong intelligent women.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Ever, today we've decided to officially endorse communist Kamala Harris
for president.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
She's a pemenomenon.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
She gave Drew Barrymore a hug, an act that symbolized
her willingness to wrap her arms around the country and
give us all a hug whenever Republicans make us feel sad.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
There's a lot to discuss. We have to move on.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
She's barely supset that they have launched a ground incursion
into southern Lebanon.
Speaker 9 (04:02):
We do need to look for ways to de escalate
the tensions.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
The United States should help Israel drive Hasbla to the
mat and choke it out. You know, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Speaker 9 (04:13):
I'm lely dead.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Tonight Israel is under attack from Iran. Israel says Iran
will pay a price.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Deadly, precise, and above all surprising.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, I'm hoping you reaper doesn't go off. The thing
is that.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
You should not know.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You just said I should be killed.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't know it.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
We have a lot to get to ahead, gentlemen, on
many topics.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Because what they're telling you is complete. Boys News and
these politicians don't their line. What are the face of
the storm bone? What do they need after what you
call today? How on the storm zone?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Yeah, sir, I'm learning more storm or children roone he.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
But never gave a sh about us until now.
Speaker 10 (04:57):
The dock workers calling this a tentative deal, which means
pay raises eventually, I.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Will cripple you. In particularly, they are supposed to use
the term bonus hole.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, they turned us into the last shot at the
miniature golf course, is what they did.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Too.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I d never mind that was right, Michael's complete inability
X for the TikTok challenge. Oh that was so good.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
As a proud moment Katie with one of the great
lines in the history of the show, discussing how the
woke crowd wanted to rename the vagina the bonus hole.
And you said, they've turned us into the last hole
of the miniature golf course.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
In particularly particularly needs to be one of the clipstic
definitely needs to be on the Clipse here and it's
not a clip of the year, but maybe the worst
moment in the debates of all the bad moments in
the debates between Biden Kamala and Tim Wall, that long
answer that we played over and over again, trying to
explain what he claimed he fought in a war that
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he didn't fight in or whatever. That was one of
the most embarrassing things ever.
Speaker 9 (06:10):
This was so horrible.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It's difficult to picture a worse choice than Tim Walls.
And we need to plunge on. Is everybody emotionally ready?
I think I says October was a blockbuster month. We're
looking for the clip of the year, roll on, Michael,
Clips of the year. Our biggest threat to democracy was
(06:36):
Stirci Purple. Thanks most important election of our lifetime.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
She's in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
She can't talk to the press. What would the major
changes be and what would say the same?
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Sure, well, I mean I'm obviously not Joe Biden, and
so that would be one change.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Services that's done. A thing that comes to mind.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Yes? I do?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Leo Nazis fascists in America.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
People still follow this fascist pig.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Then, I don't know what else to say. Spring time
for head Lo and Germany. Meanwhile, here's Harris leading a
rally that apparently came with free vodka.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
What I'm talking about there's a lot going.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
On, Like I don't know if you guys know this,
but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the
middle of the ocean right now.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, I think it's called Puerto Rico.
Speaker 11 (07:41):
Obviously, that joke does not reflect the views of President Trump.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Never saw him, never heard of him, and don't.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Want to hear of him.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
The fallout from racist and sexist comments that Donald Trump's
and Madison Square Garden rally.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
But I think that we have to stop getting so
offended at every little thing in the States of America.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
You know, the word garbage is the hottest thing right now.
Only garbage I see floating out there is your supporters.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
The content of that section would not be out of
place in the backpack of an extremist. It's clear there
are times we have not met our editory in students.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
De nik you, why won't you stand up for me?
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Why won't you stand up for me?
Speaker 12 (08:25):
We're going to recommend to the court that the life
without the possibility of parole be removed.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
There will be eligible for parole you needed.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
He is the talk of the baseball world in English
and Spanish and any other language that's close at hand,
Fernando Valezuela, I.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
Go back, please, I got some nervous plaiting a miss.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
And the Dodgers are wide serious champions.
Speaker 11 (09:09):
It seems like the celebrations definitely got out of hands.
Speaker 13 (09:12):
Reports are four to five hundred people inside of this
Nike flagship Storre.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh his hand blue, I know igain.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Oh my goodness, broke O god, I went.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
I went on from.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I like a girl breaking down in the national anthem?
Can I go back in time so that this didn't happen?
Speaker 7 (09:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
No, that's not yes or no.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
There are no rules for this.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
This is not supposed to happen. The damage is done
regardless of what you do at this point. Yes, Michael,
I'm back here making notes of my favorite clips.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I have a huge list.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Now, I'm We're gonna have to weed it down, man, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Next, get to the commercial breaks. You're going to be busy.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
We got to get it down to a manageable level.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
One thing that struck me from that set was how
desperately the media liars tried to turn that stupid joke
about Puerto Rico into the scandal that will lose the election.
And there was not a vote in America that was
cast in either direction because of that, and if it
was nothing, and if our Kamala, I'd be upset about that.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You made that the big news story leading up to
that final week, the Puerto Rico thing that didn't matter
to anybody, that that didn't help her any And I
was hoping from that previous section with Bruce Springsteen. I've
seen a lot of people write that maybe it was
the death of the whole celebrity influencer with politics. I
hope so, because I really think, like Bruce with that
(10:51):
got Trump more votes than it got Kamala Harris and
a lot of that stuff with Beyonce and Oprah and
that sort of stuff, I just don't I don't think
it works anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, partly because Trump had the working class and they
had the zillionaires.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Whatever whatever guitar players. We got more clips of the
air and then we're gonna name the clip of the year,
and I want to hear abou New Year's resolutions and
some predictions and stuff like that. So stay here, we're
in to this segment or one this segment.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You tide.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
One here and one in the after the bottom.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, let's do it, though, one here and two after
the bottom of the hour. Okay, we got three left.
Why don't we Why don't we dive right into it
and then reconsider our options.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Okay, this is the Clips of the Year show, and
we're also trying to nail down what is the clip
of the year.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
It's a heavy heavyweight. You think Times Person of the
Year is a lot of pressure. This is excume. You
could make diamonds in the studio today, friends.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Because what if we get it wrong?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Right right? God help us. This is November looking for
the clip of the year. It's the clips of the year.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
The American people want to stop the chaos and.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
And the dramaa.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It is entirely possible that we will not have the
opportunity to ever cast a ballot again.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
These are the kind of guys who are like a
smacking ass.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'm going to be toasting Madam President tonight. The winner
is Donald Trump only smokes. Look what happened?
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Is this crazy?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Clearly fear and anger is what he was marketing. And
it worked.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
See, the majority has spoken and they said they don't
care that much about democracy and shall.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
We keep it?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
A lot of our fellow Americans say we shouldn't. There's misogyny.
Some of the most misogynoust things I've heard came from
Bright meant what Alice in Wonderland nightmares is going on
right now?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
It's the economy stupid.
Speaker 13 (13:20):
Do you want to stand up to Trump? I suggest
you don't ever mention him. I suggest you governed well.
The American experiment endors We're going to be okay.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Only when it is dark enough.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Can you see the stars?
Speaker 9 (13:37):
Joe and I went to.
Speaker 11 (13:38):
Mar A Lago to meet personally with President elect Trump.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Why wouldn't we He's killing us?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Can we cook the crap here?
Speaker 8 (13:50):
I am very fastly picking the most epic cabinet of
all time.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Who are you thinking about?
Speaker 8 (13:57):
Well, we've got Elon and Matt Gates that it's an
alien versus predator.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
You as Attorney General, Matt Gaates, that's one of the
most intelligent members of Congress.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I think he's qualified. The more you get to know
Matt Gags, the less you're gonna like him. You have
this stunning reversal.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
One.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction.
Speaker 13 (14:23):
Except denied the allegations and told police happened in the
hotel that night was consensual.
Speaker 11 (14:29):
It's increasingly clear it is Donald Trump's world and we're
just living in it.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I would describe it as god tier level trolling. So
he said that's part of his aim here to shake
up Washington.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
The most effective ad that the Trump campaign ran was,
you know, Kama Harris is for they them and Donald
Trump is for us.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Like that's where the left has a problem. They become
the party of the faculty lounge.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
I'll tell you right, told the president.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
He comes back. I come back, We fix.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Marry my.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Sweet leading jagga there, sorry, col is the home and clip.
He comes back. I come back, We fix this as
(15:33):
we're good? Is that worthy of the finals? I don't
know the stress, damn it, there's too much. I'm looking
at my list here, I don't know what. I'm checking
it twice. I'm sure which way to turn.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
How much time do we got, Michael.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Depends on your eating habits check. Yeah, you don't look
good at me? Is the last time I can say it.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
This year.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
We got about a minute.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
You have any interesting on that front. This is a
little bit of a a brag, probably because I've been
trying to take care of myself in the last year
or so, common thing divorced people do. So my Henry
and I watched Gladiator the other night, the original Gladiator
from two thousand, because we want to go to the
new Gladiator, but I wanted to see the first Gladiator first.
I'd forgotten how good that movie is. That's among my
(16:17):
favorite movies of all time. That movie is fantastic. But anyway,
Russell Crowe is such a stud in that movie. We're
the same age almost exactly. Oh boy, I look better
than him today. Now, at this age, I look better
than he does back then. Obviously not even close.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
But you know.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
When right there, Jack, that's funny though in two thousand,
if you'd have told me in a few years you'll
look better than him, how was that happening?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, he's said, let himself go a tad. It happens.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I think he's got a lifestyle. So we got to
get some more eclips of the year. We'll pick out
the clip of the air. I do want to get
to the New Year's resolutions, and I got a couple
of predictions for next year. Next year twenty five is
going to be quite a year, certainly politically anyway, hopefully
not global war e all that stuff on the way.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I've been looking up at predictions. There's a lot of
Travis and Taylor get married, or Travis and Taylor break up.
His predictions for the next year.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
My money is on breakup. I'm hoping married just because
I like people getting married being happy. But well, I
tell you what, Let's get the work done then we
can play later. It's time to you know, business before pleasure.
Let's plunge on. It's the second half of November. Clips
of the year.
Speaker 11 (17:42):
And I'll day now all the monkeys that escaped Wednesday
from a research lab in South Carolina, at least twenty
five have been recaptured.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I like to solve the puble.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Okay, well, let's hear it. Treat yourself a round of sausage.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I'm sorry, that's it's.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Being called the four B movement.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
We're not going to settle for low value men that
don't respect us anymore.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
The fact of these crazoes are out here.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
They're like, we're not touching men.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I hope that means the more for me.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I agreed to this, right, and I started a training.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
What the.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
And then he hit it with the right along.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I stood coming forward, But Paul is lending the clean,
reffective watchet.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
We need justice, Sabina.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
Hours after Mahomes was targeted and with the chiefs about
to kick off Monday night, police say burglars stole twenty
thousand dollars in cash from Kelsey's home and damaged the
back doors.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Put a pound.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
How are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
My brother and our professional actors, and we thought, oh,
this is our introduction to Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Still owes us five hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Is there anything do they like? Shellack the banana praise?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Shellac in the banana is not something we need. Everything's house.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
And the sad and discouraging Tyson Paul fight.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Tyson landed seventeen punches, and the other day in an interview,
he said he doesn't remember a lot of the fight.
He got hit hard enough early that he just doesn't
remember a lot of the rest of the fight, which
ain't good for your brain when you're sixty years old.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
And how about that whole stupid four B movement that
was a thing for about a cup of coffee. I
remember when girls women were smart and fun and tough
and cute and great to hang out with and on lines,
and I'm not going to give myself up to a
man who was unworthy. Oh my god, the internet is
(19:51):
killing humanity. Good luck with that, well whatever, indeed, good luck. Indeed,
we're working our way towards the Clip of the year.
What should it be? Text now? Four one KFTC. December
is epic, it's sprawling. Here we go, the final month
of clips of the year.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Those mysterious drones in the skies for weeks. Now, I'm
gonna tell you the real deal. Iran launched a mothership.
A mothership. Yeah, I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You the deal.
Speaker 11 (20:32):
Okay, So off the east coast of the United States
of America, there.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Is no evidence of any foreign based involvement from coastal vessels.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
It is our job to be vigilant in the federal
government on behalf of the American public, and we can
assure their safety by reason of that vigilance.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
He needs to wake up, Pink. He's ignoring the Iranian mothership.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
The new rage item this season is a pardon.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
President issue clemency for nearly fifteen hundred Americans.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Have you ruled out a pardon for your son? Yes,
but he also believes.
Speaker 11 (21:10):
That the war politics infected the process and led to
a miscarriage of justice.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Why don't you go ahead and pardon with Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
They are the goats of this favorite form of corruption.
Government is too big, there's too many things, and it
does almost nothing well, and the.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
Taxpayers deserve better, Trump joked to him. Then maybe Canada
should become the fifty first state and Trudeau could become
its governor.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
A second grade student called nine to point one to
report a shooting how occurred.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
At school.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Syria. He's a dangerous cocktail.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
This is an amazing geopolitical disaster, particularly for the Russians.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
You know, twenty five percent chance it turns out really well.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
The rebel tells him. There's no more army, no more prisons.
Are you seriously?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Says?
Speaker 11 (22:07):
His real name is in fact Salama, Mohammed Salama, And
it's clear that far from being an ordinary guy as
he presented himself to be, he was a part of
Bashar al Assad's brutal regime.
Speaker 10 (22:19):
That if the hostages are not released prior to January twentieth,
twenty twenty five, there will be all hell to pay
in the Middle East.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I'm not going to have a dream at all.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
We really believe that he is not that man he
was seven years ago.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Cash Plateau. He is the most unfairly maligned person that
I work with. Trump's enemies quote should be very afraid.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yes, we're going to come after the people in the media.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
The true test of our commitment is weather, in the
face of an obstacle, roll up.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Our hands or do we roll up our sleeves?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And as we.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Prowse was Daniel Penny cleared of all criminal charges?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
We need some black visialities.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That's right, Louis G.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
MANGIONI hear me on this.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
He is no hero.
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Why I felt joy unfortunately, you know, because seriously, I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Love that the CEOs are afraid right now. You should be.
But I can't tell you nobody enjoys flying in your airlines.
It's a disaster.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Now go poop in a bucket, you beasts. That reminds
me of a fortune I got at Panda Express the other.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Night, say IPEd your rights. It was handwritten. That's more
a confession than a fortune.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
And I can't. I can't, I can't let it go.
Maybe I'll never say it again after this year. Kamala
Harris's belief that she is clever or poetic or something
is so misplaced. The do we throw up our arms
(24:23):
or do we roll up our sleeves? Oh, and she's
rolling through the just people like she's weak for people
to put them on her shoulders and carry her out
of the room because it's a Oh they're both arm
related situations.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I see.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That is devastating.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, she drops a cliche on you then struts around
like she unleashed. I have a dream.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's pathetic. God, please go away. We got another cliffs
a dream, We got another clip. Joe and I both
gave each other the eyeball Mike Johnson's the government's too big,
It spends too much money and it does nothing well.
Is I could make that the clip of the year,
just because I want it to be, you know, the
(25:03):
clip of the want to be the national motto.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, and I ought to be printed on the money.
Every time you finger one of your decreasingly valuable dollar bills,
you'd see those words.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
We're gonna break a break, damn it, all these things
I want to talk about, and we're gonna run out
of time. Okay, swear all you want, brother, The clock
doesn't lie. We gotta get a clip of the year
and a bunch of other stuff. Stay tuned. The quick
predictions I've got for next year. I think we are
(25:37):
going with Israel, but we are going to take out
Iran's nuclear capabilities, which could lead to regime change or not.
I don't know. But we're gonna take out the nuclear
which is gonna be a big deal. That's gonna be
a big deal, but I think Trump will do it.
I think the Ukraine Russia things get settled. Not to
my dissatisfaction. Ukraine loses a big chunk of land and
it's over.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
The security assurance. Is there going to be the key? There?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
No doubt.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I got one for you. On the domestic scene, the
war against woke actually begins as the Trump administration looks
at college campuses and the Department of Education looks at
elementary education, high schools, that sort of thing. The fight
hasn't yet begun.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
The tax battle is going to be the dominant news
story political story I think of the year, and it's
going to be really maddening the way it's covered. But
we'll be here every day to sort through that. Katie,
do you have a new Year's resolution I have. I
have a couple.
Speaker 13 (26:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
I want to try to start journaling because when I
write it helps a lot.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
And then the other one is I'm hopefully going to
make a baby.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Oh wow, Now that's a new year's resolution.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Do you need any tips? I've joined in three of them.
I guess some ideas for you.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Thanks, guys.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, Jack, I assume you're about to U You're gonna
turn to Michael next, or either Michael, what's your New
Year's resolution? I want to put a little muscle on
my frame and maybe a stretch more, stretch more.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
That's interesting. I need to get good health.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I'm trying to you know. Yeah, I want to get
in good health.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
You know. I dedicated to myself to that this year,
and it it feels a lot better. I can tell
you that it feels a lot better. But no big goods.
As I've mentioned many times, I'm going to try to
not eat big goods the entire year.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Similar to Katie who not only stole my thunder, but
then did a much cooler one than anybody. I can't imagine.
I don't want.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Yes, I can, yes, I can as women or women.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Oh boy, I have a book.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I have been organizing. I have barely started working on
the actual writing, but it's going well. I am going
to finish it in the year twenty twenty five. Cool
writing a book, by God? Are you gonna give us
some hint as to what it is? No fiction or nonfiction?
It's the Time of the Beavers, my seventh part science
fiction series. I assume it's not nonfiction. Nonfiction. Correct.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
That's a great project to have, I.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Think, so I'm very exciting to aout it. So Hanson
has prepared the finalst everybody's got all these cool New
Year's resolutions. Miney is I'm gonna stop eating so much pie. Well,
sound like a paint roll it.
Speaker 12 (28:18):
Don't mess with them in work unless you want to
get them back from wasn't Trump.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
I really don't know what he said at the end
of this, and I don't think he knows what he
said either.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Joe, you did such a great job.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
You answered every question you know.
Speaker 9 (28:35):
I love you, Joe.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
And I come from the.
Speaker 8 (28:43):
Middle class, and I grew up in a neighborhood of
folks who are very proud of their lawn.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
And particularly the return of the sussg the hostigue. I've
got a busy day to day after the show, a
busy day of work.
Speaker 11 (28:59):
I've got a busy see day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and
so on.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an erection, and.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
Maybe that too.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
It spelled fanny. It's spelled fanny like your ass.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Right, somebody's leash blind, bad built bush body that would
not be engaging in personalities. Correct. Oh what now, Yeah
you're not. You don't have enough intelligence?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
True?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh girl, baby girl. Oh really, government is too big.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
There's too many things, and it does almost nothing well and.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
The taxpayers deserve better.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
If you want to really see something that said, take
a look at what happened in Springfield. They're eating the
dogs the people that came in. They're eating the cats,
they're eating they're eating the pets.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Of the people that live there.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
And this is what's happening in our country, and it's
a shame.
Speaker 13 (30:08):
They're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're
eating the cats, they're eating they're eating the pets of
the people that live there.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, salmon.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
They're eating the pens, the people that live They're.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Eating the dogs, eating the cats.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
They're eating the pens, the people.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
That live there.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Those are your finalists for clips of the year. Those
are all really good.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, that was a montage. Because the number of the
clips were long issue, we would have run out of time.
We had intense discussions during the commercial break, in which
there was a great deal of affection for the Peanuts
version of their eating the dogs, They're eating the cat's.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
We almost went with the assassination attempt, just because all
of us were struck emotionally by it hearing today and
I'm not exactly sure why I hadn't heard it in
a while or something, or just the full realization of Wow,
how different things could have.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Turned out right, and how miserable the Secret Service failures were.
It's an incredibly impactful clip. What we ended up going
with barely barely. This is one of the toughest decisions ever.
This is the longer version because it tells the whole
story and changed history.
Speaker 12 (31:38):
What I've done since I've changed the law, what's happened,
I've changed it in a way that now you're in
a situation where there are forty percent fewer people coming
across the border illegally. That's better when he left office,
and I'm going to continue to move until we get
the total ban on the total initiative relative to what
we're going to do with more border patrol, more.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
President Trump, I really don't know what he said at
the end of this.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I don't think he knows what he said either. There
was a lot of build up to that moment, obviously,
as we all know, but that was the turning point.
That's when it was cooked. That's when Biden was done.
He held on for a while, but that you know,
that's when Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, all the media, that's
when everybody's like, okay, this is or And there was
(32:27):
so much more.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Than the Trump wise crack. It was saying out loud
what everybody saw.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Right, And I don't think he does either. Is the
key right right? Hanson? Real quick? You got a New
Year's resolution? Are you gonna you're gonna do Final Thought? Okay,
we'll let you do Final Thought. Awesome, Coot, no intro
for this one. We had our special clothes. Here's your
host for finals, that is Joe Getty.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew.
Michael Angelow lead us off, just said big thank you
to everybody on the staff for working so hard. You
guys do a great job, and I hope you all
have a great Merry Christmas and New Year's love working
with you guys. Thank you. M Dog right back at you,
Katie Green, our steamed new as woman. A final final thought, Katie.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I totally echo what Michael just said.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Working with you guys as a blast, and I hope
everyone has a merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Nap you here as well.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
That's fabulous. Thank you for saying so. Jackie final thought.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
We gotta get handsome the first time.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Oh sorry, Hanson, I forgot go ahead. That's right.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I'm not used to it perfectly fine. Thank god for you, Jack, Joe,
Katie and Michael. Without you, I don't know what I'd
be doing, Probably collecting knits next to the curb in
front of the gas station or something that's.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Similar. Yeah. Jack final thought.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I love this job. Happy every year that I get
to do it. Can't wait to come back and talk
about twenty twenty five. Thank you to everybody that works
on this show.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
My final thought, it is a pleasure and honor to
work with you all. You're just so terrific. We're lucky
to do what we do. Thanks everybody for your support,
your beautiful notes and emails and stuff like that. We'll
be back raring to go in January.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
You can't believe you have New Year's resolutions like have
a baby, write a book, and my nies, eat less pie.
See you next year. God bless America.
Speaker 13 (34:16):
Hey, any of you are looking for any blast minted
gift ideas for me?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I have one. I like Frank Shirley, my boss, right
here tonight.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
I want him bought from his happy holiday slumber over
there Melody Lane with all the other rich people. And
I want to balk right here with a big ribbon
on his head, and I want to look him straight
in the eye, and I want to tell him what
a cheap lyne, no good, rotten for fleshing, low life
snake looking, dirt eating and bread over stuffed, ignorant, blood sucking,
(34:48):
dog kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug eyed stiff
leg It's funny lift wear a headed sack of mon
is he he?
Speaker 9 (34:58):
Loia?
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Really, where's the title?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
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