Chlamydia Cracker - Junk Sodas

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jubiles dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hi, can you hear me?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Okay, yeah, I was up. You have a little secret.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Yeah. So when I was in high school, my girlfriend
at the time, I was like a freshman or a
sophomore in between, and I told her that I cheated
on her, and so she broke up with me. But
my secret is no no identity. So I used to
I had this big group of friends in high school
and we, you know, all get together and you know,

(00:28):
we'd drink and stuff, and we always play like a
truth or dare game and we would just take it
like really serious, like no matter what.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
We were doing the dare or we were.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Telling the truth.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
And so what happened was when we were wasted one day,
it was like one of the first times we ever drank,
so we're fresh when we can't and I alcohol it
all and like my dare was, my friend had to
go into the bathroom with a cracker and he had
I don't really know what I can say, but he had.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
To like put a certain thing on the cracker and
I had to eat it.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Why, he had a disease of certain sorts and I
got that disease from eating the cracker.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
And so that's what.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, because my girlfriend found out that.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
I gave her committee basically, and so I told her
that I got it from cheating on her, but I
got it from the cracker.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
You actually got a from the medium.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah, wow. I I kind of risked my reputation.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
So I'd rather take the cheating and than the than
the cracker problem.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh that's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
What a choice. I didn't know you could get it
that way.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I didn't either.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
I should go to the doctor. I well, thank you
for telling us your during The Little Secret. I'm so
sorry that that happened, but thank you for the educational.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Thank you with the question mark at the end of that.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, I love your guys.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
The show, thank you. It was up as the jubil
shows Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You have one?

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yes, I do?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
So?

Speaker 5 (02:05):
I worked for a guy in South Dakota that was
a real pos and we were building a corral for
his mistress and yeah, he was cheating on his wife
with this other girl in the next town, Okay, And

(02:27):
we were building a corral down there for her cowls.
And he would send me in the house to get
him sodas when it was hot out, so I was quitting.
My revenge was I would take the sodas before i'd
give them to him and rub them on.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
My Oh that's funny.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
He never found out.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Thank you have a good one.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
By what's your dirty little secret?