Double Dirty Potty

This is a pair of Dirty Little Secrets. Both of them are potty related. So. 

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ubiles Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You
have a dirty little secret? I do?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Sweet?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
All right?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
So?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I was at this conference and uh, they were gonna
have a big presentation, but there was a little bit
of downtime. I went to the restroom and I'm a
I'm a happy guy. So I was using the handicapped
toilet and uh, I don't know. New video game came out,
new phone games. So about forty minutes go by for
I don't realize how much time it's gonna buy. All

(00:36):
of a sudden, so many knocks on the door of
the stall, and I said occupied, I use my man boy,
and they knocked again, and I say occupied, And I
looked down and I can see the shadow of a wheelchairs.
Oh no, and so I hurry up, finished my business.

(00:58):
Opened the door and this woman is helping her one
legged husband stand and in the urinal on the other wall.
Oh my gosh, wow, I said, ma'am, I'm so sorry.
Nobody was in here. Whenever I came in. He said,
it's okay. I think we've got it. Make matters worse.
I could see the man's hat and he was a veteran. Oh, so, yeah,

(01:23):
that's my dirty little secret. I made up one legged.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Man, and I would have limped out of that stall.
I would have just been like, I would not have
taken it on. I would have fallen down maybe at
the sink. I would have gone every way I could
go except to apologize.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Did you get a good scar?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
When I was Whenever I was leaving, there were a
lot of guys who were just staring at me because
they knew what I did.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Oh my god, shag follow up question, have you ever
used the handicapped all again?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh? All the time?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I just I'm not gonna worry about playing a video game.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, Oh my gosh. Well, thank you for honest your
dirty little secret. You're honest, all right, I have a
good Hey, what's up is the jubil shows dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
You have one?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
So my dirty little secret is I've actually stolen toilet
paper from my job.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well that was a regular occurrence for me in college.
I still do.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
No Like I'm I'm in I'm in charge of like
ordering it for the office, Like I order a bunch
of office supplies, and I like purposely like order myself
some and like some other stuff, but mostly toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, that's just a perk of the job. Did they
get fancy toilet paper at your job?

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Yeah, well, I mean I choose it, so yeah. Exer
plus Yeah that's nice. Toilet papers expensive days, Yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well that's a good dirty little secret. Could be a
crappy yeah, thank you, thank you for telling us your
turney little secret, really bad joke. You're welcome. What's your
dirty little secret.