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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So you think John's back today, He is back. He's
already in there. Yeah, he can hear us too. Also, yeah, yes, wow,
hello there, oh wow. We know it's good to have
you back. Glad to be back. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Our producer John and his lovely wife had a baby
a couple of weeks ago. Daisy came into the world
on what day.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
April eleventh, at eleven thirty two in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
A.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Daisy. It was a little early. She was almost an
entire month early as a matter of and of.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Course, uh, you all were big Daisy fuentas.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I don't think that's trans from MTV. Absolutely, And so
that's where we got the name.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's what's the middle name, Grace? Alan sister's name.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Daisy Gray.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I thought it was Alan Hunter.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Stop Daisy Grace. You know, not everything has to be
a joke. We're talking about serious stuff here. The baby
was born. How how much did the baby wait when
I was born in.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
The courthouse Because you're starting to sound like my wife,
get him certificate.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Not everything's a joke, you be sertificate. She was three
pounds fifteen ounces and she was born, Oh my lord,
spend about eleven days in the nick you. And again
I've said this earlier on in the morning show, but
shout out to everybody at Norton Women's and Children's, all
of the nurses, the doctors, every single person that we
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came in contact with and worked with throughout our time
that was there was I mean, about as good as
of an experience that we could have had given the circumstances.
Did you watch about I mean, so my wife got
a C section, and so they don't let you watch
beyond this.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Now they put a little tent up and then they
strap your wife to a wooden cross.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Hey, we got one of those at home. They are
stylish and functional.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, we're happy that you're back. I will tell you
my biggest fear when I was there was I kept
an eyeball hole on my kids because I was having
nightmares that they kept switching the kids like he was
the wrong kid. So I followed. They're like, why is
the father following? I kept my eyeballs on them.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well it's great, it's kind of what your kid. Yeah,
but you're flattering.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Swamping the kids happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't know how it was back in your day,
mister Venetti, but at least up and in. Of course
you're in the nicky as well, but she has her
own little like cubicle section that she doesn't move away from.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Now they basically my dad. They just teed them in
the parking lot. Slapped him on the button, said.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Always imagine like in the movies they show like a
glass window all nicky babies.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, yeah, you know that's every baby. They would put
all these babies out and put them on parade.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, we're happy for you.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
And there's some diapers and white bees from the staff
that we put together for Yeah, Dwight's never I kept
I kept texting Susan and going, I'm not gonna tell
Dwight to get this stuff. This stuff please John.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Here's what I'm gonna promise you. I haven't gotten the
diapers yet, okay, but I promise you this. I'm buying
you the exact same diapers I wear. They're comfortable, they're absorbent,
and you're gonna love them.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Now, you're supposed to get diapers for the baby, not
for John.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh, that makes more sense. I was gonna say, he's
a young man, what's these things for?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Though?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You go, look, I pull him off all right, well,
welcome back, John. We'll get the show rolling here right now.
But Daisy and Mom are doing well at home, and
you are back where you belong right here.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's right with us. Are you up?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Are you letting her get up and do everything?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Are you getting up and doing I'm sure doing a
lot of the like baby direct stuff, but anything that
I can do outside of that, clean all the pump parts,
all that. He's the wing man. I'm basically taking care
of the house and all the equipment.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
You get up at like three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So right now, so she's feeding every three hours. Yeah,
so it's it's basically a full time you're.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Trying to fatten that baby up fat and that baby up.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Is she potty trained yet?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Stop potty training the diaper?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
All right, let's move on here we go several, let's
do some positive stories and then I might yell at
some people.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Tonight, a smiley face will appear in the sky Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Have you heard about the smiley face killer? Oh no,
I have? All right, thank you for taking the that direction.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Space will share a natural smiley face tonight.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Al I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Five thirty yes, five thirty tonight or tomorrow morning Eastern
Tenter time, the crescent moon will temporarily align with Saturn
and Venus in a triple conjunction, forming a smiley face
in the sky.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Where does Uranus play a part in this?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Anywhere?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's about round box. You have to ruin everything. The
smiley face in space, like space and time is like,
let's give it a little smiley face.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It seems like humans are having a rough year.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I promise you, it's not gonna look like a smiley face.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's gonna look like a smiley face. Not Someone take
a picture of it and send it to my partner.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Oh, by the way, by the way, yes, here's how
you have to view the smiley face. You gotta take
a picture a piece of paper and you poke a hole.
That's a down the sidewalk. That's an eclipse.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Stupidest thing I ever heard. Look at this, look through
this little pinhole.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The other positive stories. I'm taking mom to go see
Singing in the rain tonight.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What she do wrong?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So I again. It's the Derby Dinner Playhouse place which
I went to over the holidays and I didn't even
know was still open. My mom was so impressed with
that place.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
My mom is a uh, what do you call it?
Season ticket hole.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Oh she's smart.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I knew she had taste.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
So my mom and her friends they go to Derby
Dinner Playhouse constantly throughout the year.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm gonna go on.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm a little jealous of it. Man, I would kind
of like to go. The food's pretty good, but I'm
just worried about, you know, the dialogue. Like they're getting
ready to do a big sex scene or something and.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
They're worried about dialogue.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Well, and then people clanging their plates and stuff while
they're trying to do uh.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
The production and the acting skills in the dialogue is
over the top.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I gotta tell you. I was so blown. People eating
during the performance, not really.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You get you kind of eat really fast, and then
they get it on.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I mean they start the play that start. Wow, I
really want to go.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I don't want to go negative. But so I'll just
deliver the story and I'm going to try not to yell.
University of Louisville will pay one point six million dollars
in the settlement to a former professor, Doctor Alan Josephin
sued the university saying he was demoted, harassed, and ultimately
fired for speaking out against gender transition for kids one
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point six million dollars. They fired him because he had
a different opinion. Well, yeah, this is why I'm not
gonna yell. This is why people don't trust universities anymore.
This is why universities for some reason used to be
the den of free speech conservative and liberal like, and
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somehow we lost our way to where only once I
was going to get their voice, they fired this guy
because he had a different opinion.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, frustrating, It's razy to me.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
The frustrating part is you can have different opinions, but
you can also have different opinions about facts, and you
can say you can say a comment like there are
two genders, male and female, and even though that's fact,
you can get a lot of hot water.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, what are you talking about it?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I thought this would be temporary, like, I didn't know
where this would go. But eight nine years ago that
was when we remember we first started to talk about
who's what bathroom to use?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Right, and I lost it.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I was like, if this is what they're doing to
us to distract us, because this could should be pretty simple.
If Americans can't figure out what bathroom to use. We're
in real trouble.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Well, most Americans can, it's just Americans of a certain party.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So they ended up. This is where you end up.
So instead of stopping it right there and go all right,
everybody stop, we're not buying. We're not buying into this,
we're not doing this. Just going to the bathroom you use.
Go We're not doing genderless bathroom. Nope, nope, nope, nope,
just go instead. You're here with the alphabet soup of letters,
and if you have a different opinion from some people,
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you get fired. And then though doctor Allen gets paid
one point six million dollars must have been pretty egregious
if you get one point six mili right, good for him.
I'm gonna even stop right here, because I could start yelling.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I could be me yes, oh how the turntables?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
All right, let's go to something a little bit more.
I can't say in frustrating real ID John, you've been
out for a while, what do you think the percentage
of Kentuckians that are compliant with the real ID right now?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I bet I bet it's less than fifteen percent?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Well, because no, no, you knowed you don't.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Have you been your brain? It's you know, May seventh
is the is the people?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, I guess maybe so. I'm the type of person
I was saying this also this morning. I'm not really
going to need a real ID for a while because
I'm not somebody who gets on an airplane bury off.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Why I have a passport, Yeah I do too. Let
me just use the passport. Well, I would say it'd
be very, very low because unless you have the vacation
time to take off and then drive. I'll talk to
a Guy's not a joke. No, I'm not joking on there.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I'm off.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I'm talking about this. A guy took two vacation days
and he drove to Paducah, Kentucky. Why too, because he
didn't he did have faith in the system that even
driving down to paduca and getting there early in the morning,
did we get it done? He didn't get it done
on the first day. I had to stay for this.
This whole thing's a cluster. Yes, I've been twenty years.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Shut up, I'm gonna shut up.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
A nactual percentage though, forty percent, Okay, it is a
forty percent compliance for Kentucky Maryland and someone else who
are in the same boat we are. Legislators now are
saying we need to push it back again. We can't
do this. It doesn't make sense. None of it makes
sense for.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
A real ID.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's a driver's license. Why not just change what you
need to take to get your driver's license instead of
creating an entire new.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Driver's Here's here's what I don't get. You can't show
up with your driver's license and say, hey, hey, I
need this to be a real ID. Okay, well, how
do we know what you mister Whitten.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Well, here's my driver's license.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Here's this driver's license that you issued me, has got
all these hologram crap on it where you can't fake it.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
So here you go and just give me. Oh no, no, no,
We're going to need a sperm sample, a birth certificate,
your third grade report, car from missus Abernethy.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
And to tell you the truth, a passport should be
good enough.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I absolutely should. If a passport gets.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Me in different countries, then it should be able to
get me my real ID. So freaking lot so let
they upgraded their computers. That's been a problem because I
had an appointment near Cincinnati and I was going to
drive that day and they sent a message that said, oh,
don't come, we've canceled all appointments today because the computer
upgrade didn't take.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
So I went great.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So most of the time, if you get online, you're
going to see two months out for an appointment. But
what they're telling you is just go and wait in line.
It's a cluster. Well they haven't figured it out.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
You think they'll push it back. Are they just going
to go with it?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I personally don't care because I have a passport and
I'm gonna do it. But I will say that the
number would be even lower if the workers at these
places weren't lightning fast.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Uh here, Before I take this next customer, let me
stayple these papers as slowly as I can, because I
can't possibly do this after we get through all that customer.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
If they do push it back, they would have to
push it back an entire year. Then it would leave
some of it, or they just could say, when your
license expires, you have to go get a new license.
Just upgrade it to a real ID when that happens,
and let this play out naturally.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
This is money grab anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Right wrong, And we created it twenty years ago, and
I think they regretted. I really do. I think they
regret going, why did we do this? Real life?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Okay, but they were. They created the real ID deal.
But we haven't. We haven't been able to get a
real ID for twenty years, have we?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I thought, no, no, no, But you and I have
been talking to the Kentuckys Byway Safety about this forever,
right forever.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
But how long have they been able? Have they been available?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I don't think it's been that long, six seven years,
has it? Absolutely? They keep pushing it back. They have
been pushed it back, pushed it back way back.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You were a cheerleader.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I was a cheerleader. I was a darn good cheerleader.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah another one, small college, but you were good.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
We'll hear another one.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Sure, raw raw Ree kick him in the knee, raw
raw Rick kick him in other knee.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh all right, I'll mention this.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
We'll talk about it a little bit later in the
show before we get to the joke of the day.
Twenty years ago yesterday, YouTube started with a thirteen second
video Wow YouTube.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I remember when Google bought YouTube for like something something
billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I forget what I mean.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
It was billions crazy and I couldn't believe it, but
now understand it.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, it is the site. I mean they YouTube crushes
all others.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Was it a video about the zoo? I think so.
I thought I saw something about that. I think so.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It's a very short video, was the first video? And
now I don't know the numbers, and I think you
should fire up the Google machine to find out how
much video is uploaded to YouTube every minute of the day.
And it's something. It is a number that you go
that can't be true, like they cannot be true, but
it is true. You could find anything on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
How much is uploaded to video on YouTube per day?
Three point seven million videos uploaded daily translates to five
five hundred hours of video of content every minute.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Five hundred hours of video are uploaded to YouTube every minute.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
A single day of YouTube.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Sees the equivalent of eighty two years worth of video
content being uploaded daily eighty two hours.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I never would have figured out how to restring my
weed eater right, or where do I put.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Where do I put?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
No, I absolutely where do I put something in the
car that I can't find it's like twenty fourteen Ford Explorer.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
No, that's what it was. A video I use for
that for fix and stuff. How do I put a
car seat base in the backseat? Right?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, there you go, But you go to YouTube.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
But here's the guy that I hate. All right, ready
for I know this person?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
All right, Today we're gonna learn how to install a
quarter turned fawcet on your main water shut off valve.
Water shut off valves have been around since eighteen twelve
when we first invented water. You know, the pipe coming
from your ground. It could be ground fed or it
could be city fed. When it comes to your water,
you talk for three mil. You want to be careful
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about that. Now when you're choosing the right quarter turn faucet,
what's it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Going to be? Company enough to watch? I don't want
to hear it.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Lance forward like seven minutes and the jackass is still
going out. You know, plumbing came the urn. Plumbing came
from the plump Andrewdijias, the plumbites, the plumbites invited.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
There's no plumbites either, is who what to plumbing's? Can
hear you? But YouTube? You did so? Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
But so YouTube twenty years ago, yesterday, and they changed
change society forever, still doing it. Artists, matter of fact,
make more money downloading their music to YouTube than they
do from I guess Apple Music or anything else right
or Spotify right. D. D.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Hudson says, Texas has had the real D figured out
for years.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
So maybe you go to access to.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Get you get a Texas driver's license.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Were here, wait here for the real ID.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
And he was not even really a creative name because
it leaves it to be, well, this is a real idea.
What your yours is fake and stupid, stupid idea. Yours
is a stupid idea. Mine is a real ID.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Hey can I get in this club? Well, it depends
you have a stupid idea or a real ID.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
And you know what, just to all you people that
did it five years ago, that are all like I
did it five years ago, It took me ten minutes.
I guess it's all you procrastinators. Do the joke of today, please.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yes and today.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Our joke with the today comes from Kelly Jones.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Oh, Kelly Jones from Metro Save.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Kelly Jones, Louisville Metro Save. If I can find it,
No I can find it. You're ready, We're ready, Hey,
fellas couples having therapy. Therapist looks at the husband says, uh, well,
your wife says you never buy her flowers?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Husband says, well, doctor, be honest, I never knew she
sold flowers.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
A no, it's a good one. What are you talking about?
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including news news radio eight forty whas well eighties music
Watch Me do the robot John see that.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I wish I could see you now I can only
beautiful face.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
He worked on it so hard in the eighties he
still has it in his head. Damnstead muscle memory, musclmory.
Oh wait good pop pop pop this, this pops it too.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
It's not just emotions. He's pretty good at hear this
song right here.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
If this was an eighties movie, this is where the
three of us would be training for the big game
against State.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh yeah, we only got one.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Shot to make our town, to put our town on
the map, and that's this Saturday.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Uh it really it's to save the wreck. Well yeah,
RecA is the center by Winniters. State we're gonna draw
attention to the rec center. The mean Townsman's gonna close down.
When we were kids, this movie John was pretty significant.
Stanley Hubricks the Shining and.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I'm in here and I'm.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Pretty creepy red room where we were kids, we would
all do the red route as murder spilt backwards. And
there is one scene where.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well that old lady of the bathtub was hot. Yes,
so she was.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
So they put a really hot girl in a bathtub.
She was naked, but when.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
She crawled out she was lady.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
She was all like a zombie looking person.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, in her back, remember her back.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
But on a scene right when the elevators open up,
they used like fifteenth thousand gallons of blood to pour
out of the elevator. It's pretty pretty creepy. Well, right now,
the Shining Hotel where they shot it as a massive
upgrade to attract more fans. The Shining Hotel is going
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to open up to even more folks to go in
and stay.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
People stay there. I mean there was it a real hotel?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I guess yes, yes, absolutely yes, And and basically what
he did that hotel used to do. We need a
caretaker to watch this place in the winter. Make sure
the heat's on, you know that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'd be good with it.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Oh, you would be great with it. But it's haunted.
You see, you get it, John, it's haunted.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Let me ask you this.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Do the ghost Watch TV with you and go why
is he going in that room?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Is this the same movie with the two girls at
the end of the hallway? Yea, yeah, we've seen several,
you know of the iconic two twins.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
The twins names were Brittany and Ashley Brayden.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
The place called it's called the Stanley Hotel. The owner
also invented a really cool tall cups.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I'm more of a fan of the mister Roper.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Hotel sits on forty acres, one hundred and ninety six rooms.
The Stanley Hotel is in Boulder, Colorado.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I think I want to go. That's where where Dion
Sanders lives.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Now, that's also where more can Mindy live. We could
go see more Coan Mindy as far as it's that's.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Like two or three hundred mile have my real idea though, yeah,
well yeah, I got we gotta get our real idea.
It's fully fly out there.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
But if you go to the if you go to
the Shining Hotel, you gotta go dead a winter though, right,
you can't go.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
During the summer. It'll be a waste of time.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
No, no, no, go in the summer.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
No no, don't get the full movie effect that.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, you were going the winter and then hey, Tony,
I got an idea.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
You got nothing going on today.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Why don't you go out in this mace sixteen hour
drive to Boulder.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Now we're flying. There's no way not doing that. I'm
not doing that either.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
So that's coming in twenty twenty seven, three hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
It's gonna be spent to fix it up.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Well, it turns out the police won't just look the
other way when someone says, my mother passed away after
an attempted exorcism, it's not funny. This happened at one
thirty am in Fort Worth, Texas.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Did you say attempted, Yeah, it means it didn't take Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Police responded to a home where they were greeted at
the door by twenty three year old Alexander Taylor Valdez.
Reportedly he went When he opened the door, Valdez was
was holding a bible and he was covered in blood.
Mostly on his face, hands and torso. When I asked
what happened, Valdez told the cops he was performing an exorcism.
(22:58):
He was also trying to do witchcraft. Have to kill
his mom. Reportedly, please.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Dead, it's a beautiful day. Heard excism stop? Please?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Reportedly, the police were called after Valdas sent a picture
of what he had done to a friend on a
Snapchat group.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I don't like to hear the words attempted exorcist. I
will tell you this great to hear full on ectorcism,
successful extacise.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Okay, well, so let's keep this music growing. Greg gets
your the sneaking deacon. I think it was last summer.
He sent me a podcast. No, and I don't have
to I have to research and look back. But it's
really it's a great podcast. It's called the Exorcism Files
or something, and it's by a Catholic priest that performs them.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, there's an official one.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yeah, and it's stories to the Catholic Church. Yes, because
sometimes it's just mental illness.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Russell Crowe plays that guy in a movie. He's assigned
by the pope, so as the official some.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Of these stories, they don't just talk them you'll talk
about him, but then you hear like an acted out version.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, good cud.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
I was cutting the grass broad daylight, listen to this
stuff and I got the booboo.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Beg John, done know why it was scary because this
guy's job. We met a ghost hunter like this, that
his job is to go to your house and prove
that there's no ghost. Even though he's a ghost hunter,
he said, ninety nine percent of the time, I will
find an answer why the sound is happening or what's happening.
He goes, but there are one out of one hundred
(24:39):
that I cannot explain. It really scares him.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
So he's an anti ghost hunt.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
The exorcist, the person that does that, that works for
the Vatican, he says, he does the same thing. He'll
say they're faking, they have mentally mental issues, but one
in one hundred they cannot explain.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
And the demon knows things that the demon should not know.
The day the nix and do you understand John, it
sounds very creepy. It is creepy, my friend.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
But there is a guy. There's a guy. There's a
guy that works for the Pope.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Your mother still sucks that smelled or something like that.
It's not exactly what the well.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Well one quest for social media cred can never be.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Uh, it's are you talking about the carrot Challenge?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Shall stop it.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I don't know what. Okay, answer your question?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yes what? I could just be ambiguous.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I could not figure out what the carrot challenge was.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Oh, well, me neither.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I can't imag turn the MIC's off and you tell
me it doesn't go to specifics.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Oh but do we think we know what the carrot
challenge is?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
We absolutely know what the Carrot Challenge is. Let's just
let people try to figure it out themselves.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
John, do you know what the carrot Challenge? I don't.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
It's not innocent and Australian only fans creator by the
name of Renee Erica. And by way, I researched that
this morning. Happened to have her picture right here for
you to see. Uh, she's the only fans model. Renee
Erica has reportedly landed herself in the hospital after engaging
in something called the Carrot Challenge. It was an Easter
themed stunt that apparently went bad. Erica suffered internal injuries. Okay,
(26:23):
that's what that required? It is that required hospitalization she's
finally in stable conditions. She was she was in rough condition,
and the carrot it's probably inedible at this point, but
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Think take a dollar out, a dollar out.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Wow, first day off the injured reserve list, he comes
and hits a freaking home run like that.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Get it up for John.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
The only way to really observe the nutrients are through
that way.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
So whatever the best way.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Some of my food only taken its pository form.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Obviously the carrot challenge around Easter, that's when it was
going on.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
But this lady hurt herself. Do not do the carrot
challenge to tell you that? You tell me.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I knew it was I knew it was bad because
I could not find what the carrotter.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
No one would describe what it is.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
But then she described her injuries, and I went, oh,
it's that, it's that.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah. Obviously she put it in her ear. She put
it in her rear, her ear, her rear, her rear,
put it in her ear rear.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Alright, former NFL player.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I like I like to susan our loan.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I like to whisper, sweet, nothing's in a rear.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Imagine this is your daughter or your sister or somebody.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Think, hey, come here, Erica, would you do?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh no, please? Well on camera? Oh you put it
on YouTube? Well, Barbara, I gotta tell you.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Barbara, Barbara's not doing the poor.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Doris's daughter Rene's in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh no, but what happened? Why you took this carrot?
All right? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Former NFL player is tapped as the next Golden Bachelor.
I don't understand these shows. If you watch him and
you really like it, I guess so. I don't like
any of the Bachelor bachelolette. I think it is ridiculous.
But now they started this Golden Bachelor. Obviously old dudes
trying to find somebody. The first Golden Bachelor his wife
(28:23):
had died, so he was a widow or widow or
widow that's with or Yeah, this time around, it's mel Owens,
a Detroit native attended the University of Michigan. It was
drafted by the La Rams in nineteen eighty one, and
he will be your new Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah, something I've never watched. But there's a seasons right.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Well, and then everybody makes out with the same person, right,
which is I think kind of gross. If you're a germophobe,
and then they give you a rose to whether stay
or you go? John, do you know the details? Do
you give you a rose to stay or go?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
It's so if you don't get a rose, you you
have to leave. It's like Survivor. The ro the opposite
of survivor. Do you want to keep your torch?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
And survivor the rose represents the man's flower opening up
for her, you know, saying saying be with me, caress me,
whisper sweet nothing.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
It also feels kind of lame that people that that age,
Maybe maybe I shouldn't be saying this, like are still
you know that's their way in finding love on TV?
Show about your age? Dude coming at with this crap.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
You take a week off, then you come back and
you insult us with their age.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
That kind of stumer bachelor is what this is.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I think it's interesting, though, You're right, because I think
at a certain age you're like, I want my own house,
I want to sleep in my own bed. I've gotten
used to being divorced now for ten years whatever it is, right,
and you're just like, I'm used to living by myself.
Why would I get married again?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I'd like to see the contrast between Regular Bachelor and
Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Like on the Regular Bachelor, probably say well, how was
your date?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Well, we went to walk a Wiki lounge on the
Hookah Beach and then we had dinner and then we
made Sweet Sweet love and the sand as the waves
crashed over this, then back to his place for drinks
and then a little bit of a more of a
nightcap for us, if you know what I mean, and
then they switched back to the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
We went to dinner at four.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I did take my super beta prostate pills, so I
was peeing really good, good flow.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
And then we watched with Wheel and Jeopardy, and then
we shook hands.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
And then my mother called, so then I had to
talk to her for twenty minutes because we have her
and a home, and there's isoes.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
It's a bitch a whole deal. By next week, I'm
hoping to hold her hand.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, but I do know people that have only been
divorced five or six years that are a little younger
than us, that are like, man, I've gotten kind of
used to being well fighting by myself.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I'm not sure if I want to jump into this
thing again.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Well, right, well, here's the deal. There's two different lifestyle
Susan and I. We don't have kids. For the past
I don't know how many decades, being in radio and
all kinds of other stuff, we've been going out and partying.
Now there's nothing we'd rather do than just to stay home.
But all of our friends had kids and now they're
empty nesters. Yeah, and they were like, let's go to
(31:14):
mister geez, such and such as playing at midnight.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm the opposite.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
My kids left for college and we're doing other stuff
besides that. But you couldn't catch me in a bar.
Why would you go out to drink?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
You can't talk. Everything's loud. I'd rather be in about southern
covered hot tub. That's right, connecting with the one I love.
You want to reconnect with the one you love getting
your Southern covered hot tub. There's no distractions, there's no televisions,
there's no iPads, no cell phones with people on their
tweeter and they're angry birds, no survey, it's just you
(31:50):
and the one that you love. Now you're thinking, well,
I can't afford a hot tub. Think again, Bukaroo. I
shouldn't have said that. That was strong wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
No, buckeroo's a little too much.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Sorry back then off think again.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
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You're gonna love your Southern Comfort hot time.
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Speaker 1 (32:51):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Going back to the Exorcist podcast, I was telling you
that the Greg get You turned me on too.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I'm gonna have to listen to it.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Greg get Your sends me a screenshot. Yes, it is
indeed the Exorcist Files.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
The Exorcist Files. Father Martin, guys, I.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Think that's a pretty good job for Greg get your
former Secret Service.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah, that would be his job.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
And then and then when they get the demon, he
questions them like he did in Secret Service.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
You know, get that light out of my eye.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Back after this news radio eight forty, he told me
you had a chance.
So you think John's back today, He is back. He's
already in there. Yeah, he can hear us too. Also, yeah, yes, wow,
hello there, oh wow. We know it's good to have
you back. Glad to be back. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Our producer John and his lovely wife had a baby
a couple of weeks ago. Daisy came into the world
on what day.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
April eleventh, at eleven thirty two in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
A.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Daisy. It was a little early. She was almost an
entire month early as a matter of and of.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Course, uh, you all were big Daisy fuentas.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I don't think that's trans from MTV. Absolutely, And so
that's where we got the name.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's what's the middle name, Grace? Alan sister's name.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Daisy Gray.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I thought it was Alan Hunter.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Stop Daisy Grace. You know, not everything has to be
a joke. We're talking about serious stuff here. The baby
was born. How how much did the baby wait when
I was born in.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
The courthouse Because you're starting to sound like my wife,
get him certificate.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Not everything's a joke, you be sertificate. She was three
pounds fifteen ounces and she was born, Oh my lord,
spend about eleven days in the nick you. And again
I've said this earlier on in the morning show, but
shout out to everybody at Norton Women's and Children's, all
of the nurses, the doctors, every single person that we
(01:22):
came in contact with and worked with throughout our time
that was there was I mean, about as good as
of an experience that we could have had given the circumstances.
Did you watch about I mean, so my wife got
a C section, and so they don't let you watch
beyond this.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Now they put a little tent up and then they
strap your wife to a wooden cross.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Hey, we got one of those at home. They are
stylish and functional.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, we're happy that you're back. I will tell you
my biggest fear when I was there was I kept
an eyeball hole on my kids because I was having
nightmares that they kept switching the kids like he was
the wrong kid. So I followed. They're like, why is
the father following? I kept my eyeballs on them.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well it's great, it's kind of what your kid. Yeah,
but you're flattering.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Swamping the kids happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't know how it was back in your day,
mister Venetti, but at least up and in. Of course
you're in the nicky as well, but she has her
own little like cubicle section that she doesn't move away from.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Now they basically my dad. They just teed them in
the parking lot. Slapped him on the button, said.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Always imagine like in the movies they show like a
glass window all nicky babies.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, yeah, you know that's every baby. They would put
all these babies out and put them on parade.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, we're happy for you.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
And there's some diapers and white bees from the staff
that we put together for Yeah, Dwight's never I kept
I kept texting Susan and going, I'm not gonna tell
Dwight to get this stuff. This stuff please John.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Here's what I'm gonna promise you. I haven't gotten the
diapers yet, okay, but I promise you this. I'm buying
you the exact same diapers I wear. They're comfortable, they're absorbent,
and you're gonna love them.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Now, you're supposed to get diapers for the baby, not
for John.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh, that makes more sense. I was gonna say, he's
a young man, what's these things for?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Though?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You go, look, I pull him off all right, well,
welcome back, John. We'll get the show rolling here right now.
But Daisy and Mom are doing well at home, and
you are back where you belong right here.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's right with us. Are you up?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Are you letting her get up and do everything?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Are you getting up and doing I'm sure doing a
lot of the like baby direct stuff, but anything that
I can do outside of that, clean all the pump parts,
all that. He's the wing man. I'm basically taking care
of the house and all the equipment.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
You get up at like three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So right now, so she's feeding every three hours. Yeah,
so it's it's basically a full time you're.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Trying to fatten that baby up fat and that baby up.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Is she potty trained yet?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Stop potty training the diaper?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
All right, let's move on here we go several, let's
do some positive stories and then I might yell at
some people.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Tonight, a smiley face will appear in the sky Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Have you heard about the smiley face killer? Oh no,
I have? All right, thank you for taking the that direction.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Space will share a natural smiley face tonight.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Al I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Five thirty yes, five thirty tonight or tomorrow morning Eastern
Tenter time, the crescent moon will temporarily align with Saturn
and Venus in a triple conjunction, forming a smiley face
in the sky.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Where does Uranus play a part in this?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Anywhere?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's about round box. You have to ruin everything. The
smiley face in space, like space and time is like,
let's give it a little smiley face.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It seems like humans are having a rough year.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I promise you, it's not gonna look like a smiley face.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's gonna look like a smiley face. Not Someone take
a picture of it and send it to my partner.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Oh, by the way, by the way, yes, here's how
you have to view the smiley face. You gotta take
a picture a piece of paper and you poke a hole.
That's a down the sidewalk. That's an eclipse.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Stupidest thing I ever heard. Look at this, look through
this little pinhole.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The other positive stories. I'm taking mom to go see
Singing in the rain tonight.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What she do wrong?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So I again. It's the Derby Dinner Playhouse place which
I went to over the holidays and I didn't even
know was still open. My mom was so impressed with
that place.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
My mom is a uh, what do you call it?
Season ticket hole.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Oh she's smart.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I knew she had taste.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
So my mom and her friends they go to Derby
Dinner Playhouse constantly throughout the year.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm gonna go on.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm a little jealous of it. Man, I would kind
of like to go. The food's pretty good, but I'm
just worried about, you know, the dialogue. Like they're getting
ready to do a big sex scene or something and.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
They're worried about dialogue.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Well, and then people clanging their plates and stuff while
they're trying to do uh.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
The production and the acting skills in the dialogue is
over the top.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I gotta tell you. I was so blown. People eating
during the performance, not really.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You get you kind of eat really fast, and then
they get it on.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I mean they start the play that start. Wow, I
really want to go.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I don't want to go negative. But so I'll just
deliver the story and I'm going to try not to yell.
University of Louisville will pay one point six million dollars
in the settlement to a former professor, Doctor Alan Josephin
sued the university saying he was demoted, harassed, and ultimately
fired for speaking out against gender transition for kids one
(06:31):
point six million dollars. They fired him because he had
a different opinion. Well, yeah, this is why I'm not
gonna yell. This is why people don't trust universities anymore.
This is why universities for some reason used to be
the den of free speech conservative and liberal like, and
(06:56):
somehow we lost our way to where only once I
was going to get their voice, they fired this guy
because he had a different opinion.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, frustrating, It's razy to me.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
The frustrating part is you can have different opinions, but
you can also have different opinions about facts, and you
can say you can say a comment like there are
two genders, male and female, and even though that's fact,
you can get a lot of hot water.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, what are you talking about it?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I thought this would be temporary, like, I didn't know
where this would go. But eight nine years ago that
was when we remember we first started to talk about
who's what bathroom to use?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Right, and I lost it.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I was like, if this is what they're doing to
us to distract us, because this could should be pretty simple.
If Americans can't figure out what bathroom to use. We're
in real trouble.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Well, most Americans can, it's just Americans of a certain party.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So they ended up. This is where you end up.
So instead of stopping it right there and go all right,
everybody stop, we're not buying. We're not buying into this,
we're not doing this. Just going to the bathroom you use.
Go We're not doing genderless bathroom. Nope, nope, nope, nope,
just go instead. You're here with the alphabet soup of letters,
and if you have a different opinion from some people,
(08:18):
you get fired. And then though doctor Allen gets paid
one point six million dollars must have been pretty egregious
if you get one point six mili right, good for him.
I'm gonna even stop right here, because I could start yelling.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I could be me yes, oh how the turntables?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
All right, let's go to something a little bit more.
I can't say in frustrating real ID John, you've been
out for a while, what do you think the percentage
of Kentuckians that are compliant with the real ID right now?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I bet I bet it's less than fifteen percent?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Well, because no, no, you knowed you don't.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Have you been your brain? It's you know, May seventh
is the is the people?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, I guess maybe so. I'm the type of person
I was saying this also this morning. I'm not really
going to need a real ID for a while because
I'm not somebody who gets on an airplane bury off.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Why I have a passport, Yeah I do too. Let
me just use the passport. Well, I would say it'd
be very, very low because unless you have the vacation
time to take off and then drive. I'll talk to
a Guy's not a joke. No, I'm not joking on there.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I'm off.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I'm talking about this. A guy took two vacation days
and he drove to Paducah, Kentucky. Why too, because he
didn't he did have faith in the system that even
driving down to paduca and getting there early in the morning,
did we get it done? He didn't get it done
on the first day. I had to stay for this.
This whole thing's a cluster. Yes, I've been twenty years.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Shut up, I'm gonna shut up.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
A nactual percentage though, forty percent, Okay, it is a
forty percent compliance for Kentucky Maryland and someone else who
are in the same boat we are. Legislators now are
saying we need to push it back again. We can't
do this. It doesn't make sense. None of it makes
sense for.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
A real ID.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's a driver's license. Why not just change what you
need to take to get your driver's license instead of
creating an entire new.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Driver's Here's here's what I don't get. You can't show
up with your driver's license and say, hey, hey, I
need this to be a real ID. Okay, well, how
do we know what you mister Whitten.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Well, here's my driver's license.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Here's this driver's license that you issued me, has got
all these hologram crap on it where you can't fake it.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
So here you go and just give me. Oh no, no, no,
We're going to need a sperm sample, a birth certificate,
your third grade report, car from missus Abernethy.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
And to tell you the truth, a passport should be
good enough.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I absolutely should. If a passport gets.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Me in different countries, then it should be able to
get me my real ID. So freaking lot so let
they upgraded their computers. That's been a problem because I
had an appointment near Cincinnati and I was going to
drive that day and they sent a message that said, oh,
don't come, we've canceled all appointments today because the computer
upgrade didn't take.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
So I went great.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So most of the time, if you get online, you're
going to see two months out for an appointment. But
what they're telling you is just go and wait in line.
It's a cluster. Well they haven't figured it out.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
You think they'll push it back. Are they just going
to go with it?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I personally don't care because I have a passport and
I'm gonna do it. But I will say that the
number would be even lower if the workers at these
places weren't lightning fast.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Uh here, Before I take this next customer, let me
stayple these papers as slowly as I can, because I
can't possibly do this after we get through all that customer.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
If they do push it back, they would have to
push it back an entire year. Then it would leave
some of it, or they just could say, when your
license expires, you have to go get a new license.
Just upgrade it to a real ID when that happens,
and let this play out naturally.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
This is money grab anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Right wrong, And we created it twenty years ago, and
I think they regretted. I really do. I think they
regret going, why did we do this? Real life?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Okay, but they were. They created the real ID deal.
But we haven't. We haven't been able to get a
real ID for twenty years, have we?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I thought, no, no, no, But you and I have
been talking to the Kentuckys Byway Safety about this forever,
right forever.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
But how long have they been able? Have they been available?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I don't think it's been that long, six seven years,
has it? Absolutely? They keep pushing it back. They have
been pushed it back, pushed it back way back.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You were a cheerleader.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I was a cheerleader. I was a darn good cheerleader.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah another one, small college, but you were good.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
We'll hear another one.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Sure, raw raw Ree kick him in the knee, raw
raw Rick kick him in other knee.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh all right, I'll mention this.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
We'll talk about it a little bit later in the
show before we get to the joke of the day.
Twenty years ago yesterday, YouTube started with a thirteen second
video Wow YouTube.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I remember when Google bought YouTube for like something something
billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I forget what I mean.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
It was billions crazy and I couldn't believe it, but
now understand it.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, it is the site. I mean they YouTube crushes
all others.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Was it a video about the zoo? I think so.
I thought I saw something about that. I think so.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It's a very short video, was the first video? And
now I don't know the numbers, and I think you
should fire up the Google machine to find out how
much video is uploaded to YouTube every minute of the day.
And it's something. It is a number that you go
that can't be true, like they cannot be true, but
it is true. You could find anything on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
How much is uploaded to video on YouTube per day?
Three point seven million videos uploaded daily translates to five
five hundred hours of video of content every minute.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Five hundred hours of video are uploaded to YouTube every minute.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
A single day of YouTube.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Sees the equivalent of eighty two years worth of video
content being uploaded daily eighty two hours.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I never would have figured out how to restring my
weed eater right, or where do I put.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Where do I put?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
No, I absolutely where do I put something in the
car that I can't find it's like twenty fourteen Ford Explorer.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
No, that's what it was. A video I use for
that for fix and stuff. How do I put a
car seat base in the backseat? Right?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, there you go, But you go to YouTube.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
But here's the guy that I hate. All right, ready
for I know this person?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
All right, Today we're gonna learn how to install a
quarter turned fawcet on your main water shut off valve.
Water shut off valves have been around since eighteen twelve
when we first invented water. You know, the pipe coming
from your ground. It could be ground fed or it
could be city fed. When it comes to your water,
you talk for three mil. You want to be careful
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about that. Now when you're choosing the right quarter turn faucet,
what's it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Going to be? Company enough to watch? I don't want
to hear it.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Lance forward like seven minutes and the jackass is still
going out. You know, plumbing came the urn. Plumbing came
from the plump Andrewdijias, the plumbites, the plumbites invited.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
There's no plumbites either, is who what to plumbing's? Can
hear you? But YouTube? You did so? Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
But so YouTube twenty years ago, yesterday, and they changed
change society forever, still doing it. Artists, matter of fact,
make more money downloading their music to YouTube than they
do from I guess Apple Music or anything else right
or Spotify right. D. D.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Hudson says, Texas has had the real D figured out
for years.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
So maybe you go to access to.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Get you get a Texas driver's license.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Were here, wait here for the real ID.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
And he was not even really a creative name because
it leaves it to be, well, this is a real idea.
What your yours is fake and stupid, stupid idea. Yours
is a stupid idea. Mine is a real ID.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Hey can I get in this club? Well, it depends
you have a stupid idea or a real ID.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
And you know what, just to all you people that
did it five years ago, that are all like I
did it five years ago, It took me ten minutes.
I guess it's all you procrastinators. Do the joke of today, please.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yes and today.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Our joke with the today comes from Kelly Jones.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Oh, Kelly Jones from Metro Save.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Kelly Jones, Louisville Metro Save. If I can find it,
No I can find it. You're ready, We're ready, Hey,
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your wife says you never buy her flowers?
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Is that true?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Husband says, well, doctor, be honest, I never knew she
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A no, it's a good one. What are you talking about?
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Watch Me do the robot John see that.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I wish I could see you now I can only
beautiful face.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
He worked on it so hard in the eighties he
still has it in his head. Damnstead muscle memory, musclmory.
Oh wait good pop pop pop this, this pops it too.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
It's not just emotions. He's pretty good at hear this
song right here.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
If this was an eighties movie, this is where the
three of us would be training for the big game
against State.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh yeah, we only got one.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Shot to make our town, to put our town on
the map, and that's this Saturday.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Uh it really it's to save the wreck. Well yeah,
RecA is the center by Winniters. State we're gonna draw
attention to the rec center. The mean Townsman's gonna close down.
When we were kids, this movie John was pretty significant.
Stanley Hubricks the Shining and.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I'm in here and I'm.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Pretty creepy red room where we were kids, we would
all do the red route as murder spilt backwards. And
there is one scene where.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well that old lady of the bathtub was hot. Yes,
so she was.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
So they put a really hot girl in a bathtub.
She was naked, but when.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
She crawled out she was lady.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
She was all like a zombie looking person.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, in her back, remember her back.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
But on a scene right when the elevators open up,
they used like fifteenth thousand gallons of blood to pour
out of the elevator. It's pretty pretty creepy. Well, right now,
the Shining Hotel where they shot it as a massive
upgrade to attract more fans. The Shining Hotel is going
(20:18):
to open up to even more folks to go in
and stay.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
People stay there. I mean there was it a real hotel?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I guess yes, yes, absolutely yes, And and basically what
he did that hotel used to do. We need a
caretaker to watch this place in the winter. Make sure
the heat's on, you know that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'd be good with it.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Oh, you would be great with it. But it's haunted.
You see, you get it, John, it's haunted.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Let me ask you this.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Do the ghost Watch TV with you and go why
is he going in that room?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Is this the same movie with the two girls at
the end of the hallway? Yea, yeah, we've seen several,
you know of the iconic two twins.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
The twins names were Brittany and Ashley Brayden.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
The place called it's called the Stanley Hotel. The owner
also invented a really cool tall cups.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I'm more of a fan of the mister Roper.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Hotel sits on forty acres, one hundred and ninety six rooms.
The Stanley Hotel is in Boulder, Colorado.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I think I want to go. That's where where Dion
Sanders lives.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Now, that's also where more can Mindy live. We could
go see more Coan Mindy as far as it's that's.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Like two or three hundred mile have my real idea though, yeah,
well yeah, I got we gotta get our real idea.
It's fully fly out there.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
But if you go to the if you go to
the Shining Hotel, you gotta go dead a winter though, right,
you can't go.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
During the summer. It'll be a waste of time.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
No, no, no, go in the summer.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
No no, don't get the full movie effect that.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, you were going the winter and then hey, Tony,
I got an idea.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
You got nothing going on today.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Why don't you go out in this mace sixteen hour
drive to Boulder.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Now we're flying. There's no way not doing that. I'm
not doing that either.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
So that's coming in twenty twenty seven, three hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
It's gonna be spent to fix it up.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Well, it turns out the police won't just look the
other way when someone says, my mother passed away after
an attempted exorcism, it's not funny. This happened at one
thirty am in Fort Worth, Texas.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Did you say attempted, Yeah, it means it didn't take Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Police responded to a home where they were greeted at
the door by twenty three year old Alexander Taylor Valdez.
Reportedly he went When he opened the door, Valdez was
was holding a bible and he was covered in blood.
Mostly on his face, hands and torso. When I asked
what happened, Valdez told the cops he was performing an exorcism.
(22:58):
He was also trying to do witchcraft. Have to kill
his mom. Reportedly, please.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Dead, it's a beautiful day. Heard excism stop? Please?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Reportedly, the police were called after Valdas sent a picture
of what he had done to a friend on a
Snapchat group.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I don't like to hear the words attempted exorcist. I
will tell you this great to hear full on ectorcism,
successful extacise.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Okay, well, so let's keep this music growing. Greg gets
your the sneaking deacon. I think it was last summer.
He sent me a podcast. No, and I don't have
to I have to research and look back. But it's
really it's a great podcast. It's called the Exorcism Files
or something, and it's by a Catholic priest that performs them.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, there's an official one.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yeah, and it's stories to the Catholic Church. Yes, because
sometimes it's just mental illness.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Russell Crowe plays that guy in a movie. He's assigned
by the pope, so as the official some.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Of these stories, they don't just talk them you'll talk
about him, but then you hear like an acted out version.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, good cud.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
I was cutting the grass broad daylight, listen to this
stuff and I got the booboo.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Beg John, done know why it was scary because this
guy's job. We met a ghost hunter like this, that
his job is to go to your house and prove
that there's no ghost. Even though he's a ghost hunter,
he said, ninety nine percent of the time, I will
find an answer why the sound is happening or what's happening.
He goes, but there are one out of one hundred
(24:39):
that I cannot explain. It really scares him.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
So he's an anti ghost hunt.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
The exorcist, the person that does that, that works for
the Vatican, he says, he does the same thing. He'll
say they're faking, they have mentally mental issues, but one
in one hundred they cannot explain.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
And the demon knows things that the demon should not know.
The day the nix and do you understand John, it
sounds very creepy. It is creepy, my friend.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
But there is a guy. There's a guy. There's a
guy that works for the Pope.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Your mother still sucks that smelled or something like that.
It's not exactly what the well.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Well one quest for social media cred can never be.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Uh, it's are you talking about the carrot Challenge?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Shall stop it.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I don't know what. Okay, answer your question?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yes what? I could just be ambiguous.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I could not figure out what the carrot challenge was.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Oh, well, me neither.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I can't imag turn the MIC's off and you tell
me it doesn't go to specifics.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Oh but do we think we know what the carrot
challenge is?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
We absolutely know what the Carrot Challenge is. Let's just
let people try to figure it out themselves.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
John, do you know what the carrot Challenge? I don't.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
It's not innocent and Australian only fans creator by the
name of Renee Erica. And by way, I researched that
this morning. Happened to have her picture right here for
you to see. Uh, she's the only fans model. Renee
Erica has reportedly landed herself in the hospital after engaging
in something called the Carrot Challenge. It was an Easter
themed stunt that apparently went bad. Erica suffered internal injuries. Okay,
(26:23):
that's what that required? It is that required hospitalization she's
finally in stable conditions. She was she was in rough condition,
and the carrot it's probably inedible at this point, but
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Think take a dollar out, a dollar out.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Wow, first day off the injured reserve list, he comes
and hits a freaking home run like that.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Get it up for John.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
The only way to really observe the nutrients are through
that way.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
So whatever the best way.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Some of my food only taken its pository form.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Obviously the carrot challenge around Easter, that's when it was
going on.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
But this lady hurt herself. Do not do the carrot
challenge to tell you that? You tell me.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I knew it was I knew it was bad because
I could not find what the carrotter.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
No one would describe what it is.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
But then she described her injuries, and I went, oh,
it's that, it's that.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah. Obviously she put it in her ear. She put
it in her rear, her ear, her rear, her rear,
put it in her ear rear.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Alright, former NFL player.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I like I like to susan our loan.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I like to whisper, sweet, nothing's in a rear.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Imagine this is your daughter or your sister or somebody.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Think, hey, come here, Erica, would you do?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh no, please? Well on camera? Oh you put it
on YouTube? Well, Barbara, I gotta tell you.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Barbara, Barbara's not doing the poor.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Doris's daughter Rene's in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh no, but what happened? Why you took this carrot?
All right? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Former NFL player is tapped as the next Golden Bachelor.
I don't understand these shows. If you watch him and
you really like it, I guess so. I don't like
any of the Bachelor bachelolette. I think it is ridiculous.
But now they started this Golden Bachelor. Obviously old dudes
trying to find somebody. The first Golden Bachelor his wife
(28:23):
had died, so he was a widow or widow or
widow that's with or Yeah, this time around, it's mel Owens,
a Detroit native attended the University of Michigan. It was
drafted by the La Rams in nineteen eighty one, and
he will be your new Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah, something I've never watched. But there's a seasons right.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Well, and then everybody makes out with the same person, right,
which is I think kind of gross. If you're a germophobe,
and then they give you a rose to whether stay
or you go? John, do you know the details? Do
you give you a rose to stay or go?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
It's so if you don't get a rose, you you
have to leave. It's like Survivor. The ro the opposite
of survivor. Do you want to keep your torch?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
And survivor the rose represents the man's flower opening up
for her, you know, saying saying be with me, caress me,
whisper sweet nothing.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
It also feels kind of lame that people that that age,
Maybe maybe I shouldn't be saying this, like are still
you know that's their way in finding love on TV?
Show about your age? Dude coming at with this crap.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
You take a week off, then you come back and
you insult us with their age.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
That kind of stumer bachelor is what this is.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I think it's interesting, though, You're right, because I think
at a certain age you're like, I want my own house,
I want to sleep in my own bed. I've gotten
used to being divorced now for ten years whatever it is, right,
and you're just like, I'm used to living by myself.
Why would I get married again?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I'd like to see the contrast between Regular Bachelor and
Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Like on the Regular Bachelor, probably say well, how was
your date?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Well, we went to walk a Wiki lounge on the
Hookah Beach and then we had dinner and then we
made Sweet Sweet love and the sand as the waves
crashed over this, then back to his place for drinks
and then a little bit of a more of a
nightcap for us, if you know what I mean, and
then they switched back to the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
We went to dinner at four.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I did take my super beta prostate pills, so I
was peeing really good, good flow.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
And then we watched with Wheel and Jeopardy, and then
we shook hands.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
And then my mother called, so then I had to
talk to her for twenty minutes because we have her
and a home, and there's isoes.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
It's a bitch a whole deal. By next week, I'm
hoping to hold her hand.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, but I do know people that have only been
divorced five or six years that are a little younger
than us, that are like, man, I've gotten kind of
used to being well fighting by myself.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I'm not sure if I want to jump into this
thing again.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Well, right, well, here's the deal. There's two different lifestyle
Susan and I. We don't have kids. For the past
I don't know how many decades, being in radio and
all kinds of other stuff, we've been going out and partying.
Now there's nothing we'd rather do than just to stay home.
But all of our friends had kids and now they're
empty nesters. Yeah, and they were like, let's go to
(31:14):
mister geez, such and such as playing at midnight.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm the opposite.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
My kids left for college and we're doing other stuff
besides that. But you couldn't catch me in a bar.
Why would you go out to drink?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
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I can't afford a hot tub. Think again, Bukaroo. I
shouldn't have said that. That was strong wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
No, buckeroo's a little too much.
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Sorry back then off think again.
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You're gonna love your Southern Comfort hot time.
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Speaker 1 (32:51):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Going back to the Exorcist podcast, I was telling you
that the Greg get You turned me on too.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I'm gonna have to listen to it.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Greg get Your sends me a screenshot. Yes, it is
indeed the Exorcist Files.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
The Exorcist Files. Father Martin, guys, I.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Think that's a pretty good job for Greg get your
former Secret Service.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah, that would be his job.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
And then and then when they get the demon, he
questions them like he did in Secret Service.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
You know, get that light out of my eye.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Back after this news radio eight forty, he told me
you had a chance.
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