4.7: Flooding Aftermath, Thunder Over Louisville Canceled, Andrew Masterson of Captain's Quarters, & Dolph Lundgren

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here comes the river, baby, welcome back news radywinight forty
w h s Tony.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well do I cho feed high and rise and you.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Want to wait till the end?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
No, wait for it. I just want to do that part.
I came in sixty five. We go ahead, Well, here
we go. That's worth the wait. I went ahead and
didn't even try to come in sixty four. I just assumed, hey,
it's not gonna happen. But I came in sixty five.
Traffic was light this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well, schools are in TI, so those school buses or
people dropping their kids off at school, so that helped
out a lot. Thank you JCPS for staying home today.
It didn't make it a little bit easier because there
are roads that are cut off. It's a little insane.
It's been a long time since we've seen anything like this.
The water if you I go was seventy one like
you and again, good morning everybody. We were brought to you

(00:50):
by the Kentucky Office Fihway Safety. Don't drive into water.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Click it or ticket. No, you don't drive distracted?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, click it or take it, but don't drive into
water and buggle up.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Put the phone down, baby, phone down.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Roll we did. The water is is really now up
to If everybody's been to Zorn Avenue where River Road is,
there's that Shell gas station. Water's up to there. That's
pretty significant.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Did you see the forecast of how how the water
was going up into the city.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, yes, I did the sam. Yeah, it's a little crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
And there's there's communities out there where the river has
taken over. I saw houses that were completely submerged, absolutely horrible.
As matter of fact, John Schneider bo Duke is going
to join us at eleven thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
That was quite a segue.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Gonna be talking well, because he's gonna be talking about
how to help Kentucky, specifically relief in hazard.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh he's connected to all that.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Because of the Dukes of Hazard stop it. He reached
out and he said, look, I want to help, so
no way. Sixty fifth birthday, he headed to Kentucky. He
got here like yesterday or yesterday. I think it's gonna
be doing some kind of performance there, so we'll talk
to him.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I was crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I reached out to him yesterday afternoon and then he
got and they got back with me by six.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, because you're Dwight Witting, No, people were like, get
back to Dwight.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
No right now? No, you know why because I dropped
a little name. One name was what was it? Tell
me how Tommy? How action there?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I finally finished nineteen twenty thirty. I haven't, but I
was so glad it was over anything in this today
they ever have it. It really is the most an
anticlimactical end ever.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Because I'm trying, you know, I get on the message
boards and say, hey, what about yesterday's episode? What a
great women went shopping for beans?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Just stay in London, right, he would? He knows you're
in London. Why are you traveling? What stay in London?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
What is one person gonna do.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Staring in London? He knows you're there?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
So it' is it over with?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yes? For God's sakes, the whole story nineteen twenty three
is over. And you know who is who? John Dutton
is born, the older John, the dad that dies on
his shoulder, on his arm on the rock. That guy
is born.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
So Susan and I will finish watching that tonight.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I have fun. It is it's and by the way,
it's like two hours or something.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Hey, before we get back to the Ascoe, let's get
back to before we get to that, well, yeah, let's
go ahead and do what.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Thunder over Louisville is canceled first time ever besides COVID,
the simulators, like we just talked about, is gonna go
well passed slugger fields. So even they're canceling things, they
talked about the economic hit that that does, and which
tells me that this is more of an out of
town event than it is a Louisville event. One hundred
and twenty three million dollar local economy hit. That is significant,

(03:54):
and that tells me that most people that come to
this thing are probably from Michigan, Illinois, everywhere else but here.
I mean a lot of Louisville millions love it. Don't
get me wrong. I apologize if I'm insinuating that. But
that's a big dollar hit to the economy.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I just saw one news conference clip and he was
saying that it was one hundred and twenty five million.
It's crazy loss out of what they usually bring in,
which is around two hundred and thirty five million or
something like that, so it's well over half.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, that is crazy, But if you think about it,
it's all day event. It's got like two hundred and
fifty thousand people down.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
There, hotels and restaurants and everything else, and the sales tax,
just everything. Dude, It's just really.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Were you surprised?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I was shocked.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I was too.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I was shocked because they've done it before to where
the water was high. And remember the water was up
past those two park benches at the end of the
Great Lawn.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Well, so okay, and they've.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Had concerts when it's water up there, right.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
And here's another thing, is and let's I'm wrong on this,
and I probably am. I thought it was normally two
weeks before Derby, but this one was going to be
three weeks. So had they scheduled it just two weeks.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
It worked maybe maybe, well, regardless of it would yeah, regardless,
it's off.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I like saying, irregardless, I know you do just to
piss people off, because it pisses people off, you know why,
mister bank president. Irregardless, if I could be more pacific.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
With you, they're looking at three three and a half
feet more before it crests tomorrow night or Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I saw Andrew Masterson's video Oh my case.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
No, I know from Captain Corners on on River Road
it's insane.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Andrew Masters that had these floaty like flamingos and stuff
floating around, and.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, they're still drinking in the bar area.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
And they took us a if you go on Andrew
Masterson's and probably uh captains quarters face. No, that's where
it is. That's what he takes you on a tour.
And I think they actually flood that themselves in anticipation.
Maybe we call him and get him on.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
What do you mean they they turn on their water?
I think so, and they so it's cleaner water.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'd heard that in the past. Words I guess just
I don't know. That's that's very smart reach out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Plus I think they have tile. Yeah, they have tile
instead of dry wall up the up the walls, so
it doesn't matter how high it goes.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
That's how everything is in Cabo San Lucas.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Everything's just every.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Once in a while, not much, but every once a
while to be a hurricane and just clean it up.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah you just spray it off. But but yeah, those
he walked around and it did look like I was like,
that's funny you said that because I looked and said,
that looks like pool water. It looks clear to the bottom.
I was like, that's crazy. I didn't know that. Why
is the river walk? What is that there? Look behind you,
is that that's Captain's quarners. That's captain quarters a round
now I see that around now? Yeah, texting right now,

(06:46):
that's crazy. There's an w l k Y news choppers
shot of Captain's quarters on the news right now. It
is really unexpected or unprecedented. But we did talk about
with Jody Myman earlier in the show or I'm sorry
Tony Cruis show. He was like, think about areas like Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Okalona, PRP.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
I gotta stop you. I'm sorry. You know what President
Trump changed Oklahona, just like he did the Gulf of America.
I'm sorry it is now smoke Alona, okay, because that's
where I get.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
But the yes, everyone has complained about MSD prices the
last couple of years, but that with it Tunnel and
these other basins, those areas did not get flooding like
they usually do, if out at all. So those basins
are full with millions and millions of gallons of water
that would have been in neighborhoods all over the city,
and they weren't so they have made again. It's thirty

(07:45):
years ago. It's twenty eight years ago since the since
the last big one, big big one. So it's worked.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I mean, I just text Andrew Masters and I don't
know anything going on. He might He's probably not doing
anything right now, but so I think that's what they do.
I'm pretty sure they flood Captain's quarters themselves. I'm sorry,
that's did you hear that, Suason?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Thank you? H did you see the Evection thing? Evection?
Who's the olvekin?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
You don't follow hockey like you used to.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
No, but I was there. I watched, uh when Gretzky
broke Gordy Hall's record, and it was man, I had
to be up at six o'clock in the morning, I
had to be at work at six o'clock in the morning.
Was in the nineties, and it was okay if you
were watching a regular game, but this is when Gretzky
was on the Kings, and I would go up to

(08:42):
hoops on Strawberry Lank set and have cable. I watch
these damn games and he didn't score go back. So
finally it happened on a West Coast game. Oh I know.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Well he uh I thought this was pretty cool, which
lends to me and John, you can jump in on
this mistress sports guy. So, who's got the all time
sack leady sack leader in the NFL. It's your Giants guy.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Lawrence Taylor. No, he's my Giants guy.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Else he's also on TV Strahan. Yes, And how did
he get it?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
He stole it from Lawrence Taylor.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
John, do you know how he got that twenty?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I do know. I don't.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh my god, I do know.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
He sacked I know he sacked Wayne Gretzky. No, it
was Tom Brady. Tom Brady No, was.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Was Oh my gosh, what is why? Wait?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Wait wait he sacked his own quarterback Phil Simms.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
There is a big controversy because Brett Farv turned into
him and acting basically giving him the number and and
broke broke this, broke the sack record and straighthand or
Brett fav ran into Did you see that? He ran
into the Jets guy what was his name that had

(10:02):
the record and he said, you hurt me. He's they
were at like a comic con and he's or like
for sports and he said you hurt me. And Brett was,
I'm sorry that was a legit. I'm sorry, He goes, No, Man,
you really hurt me. Man, I'm not talking to you.
You hurt me. You gave him my record. And I
say that because Ovechkin refused to break his record in
an open net goal. He passed it all. He said,

(10:26):
I'm not breaking the record with an open net goal.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Hey, John, that's pretty cool. Be watching the hotline. Andrew
Masterson should be calling.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, if it blakes, it's Andrew So he what he? So?
He said, I'm not breaking Gretzky's I want it on
a legit, Like who does that?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
That's great, That's yeah, it's pretty cool. He's the Pat
Boon of ice hockeys? What he is? I remember?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
What? So?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
One time during a Pittsburgh, uh, Pittsburgh, a Philadelphia Flyers game,
Andrew masters it, Hey, Andrew, how you dave? Hey? Andrew? Uh?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Other than that, missus Lincoln? How was the play?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Was?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
No? How are things going outside of being flooded? Are
you looking optimistic? You're an optimistic guy, right of course?
Andrew with Captains squad am, Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah. The family does not get down.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Listen, man, I gotta ask you and Captain's quarters does
so much for louisvill Kentucky constantly give him back. But
gotta ask you, am I remembering this wrong? I was
always under depression that somehow you all would flood Captain's
Quarters with water in anticipation or is that an old
wives tale?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Well, not necessarily as in anticipation, but we fill it
up as the river is rising. We we have a
well water system and we pump water out of the
aquifer about one hundred feet below the building as long
as I can keep power on the pump, and we
just keep flushing that clean water into the building, and

(12:05):
as the river's rising, it keeps the silty, muddy water out.
So yeah, we've been doing that for quite a while.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
That was the first thing I think people noticed with
your video on Facebook, and I encourage people to go
to the Captain Scorters Facebook page to watch Andrew walk
through the water. Because the water looks so clear, looks
more It looks more clear than swimming pools. And that's
why when Dwight mentioned it, now went they must do that,
because I was like, that don't look like river water.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, and it works pretty good up to a certain point.
You know, it's about six feet deep in the building. Now,
yesterday it was only about four. But once it gets
so high, I'll get a broken window or a door
or break open somehow and it's impossible to keep up
with it. But it works works pretty well.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Andrew masters and is our guest. We're talking about the
flooded river and of course Captains Quarters, Uh, what's your
frustration level one to ten? Because first of all, you
are dealing with people not that sure is river road
opened because of the signage, and they're trying to get
that corrected. And then now you got to face face
with this man. How frustrated are you?

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, it's pretty frustrating. That's actually on a frustration level
one to ten, I'm about a fifteen because we also
we also had a flood back in February, so yeah,
you know, we moved everything out, put everything back together,
laid side down, started playing some bushes, and then when
we get hit again and then well actually right during
that flood in February, is that that's when we learned

(13:28):
about the river road closure with very little notice at all.
So yeah, it's it's it's been been a challenging start.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Okay, how long refreshment memory? I went there when I
was in high school or college or whatever. Sunday Nights
or whatever. How long has Captain's Quoter has been open?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Well since you know, really the history goes back to
early eighteen hundred. It's been a tavern there of some sort.
So you know, in the in the forties and fifties
there was a couple of different operators there. But then
the Mayhons bought it in the late fifties and early
sixties and turned it and then what what we know
today is Captain's Quarters, a little you know, upscale casual place.

(14:05):
And and then you know, we bought it in eighty six,
the Masters bought it in eighty six, and okay, we've
we've kind of been adding on to Okay then.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Okay, so it's a long time, Andrew, But yeah, you
guys were downtown. It was. You have a lot of
different facility, you have a million places around town. But
the what makes you are you? River folk?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Can? I?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I don't we are? Okay, you're riverfolk.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
You can call us river rats if you want. O.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
God, I would never in a million years, but that
that is a term that people use.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Uh, that city. We love, we love the Ohio river,
and we were all born and raised, uh you know,
boating and and enjoying what this city has to offer.
And and yeah, we just we love giving giving back
and obviously we couldn't do it without the support of
of the customers that keep coming back. So uh yeah,
we're we're very fortunate. I think it's challenging, but we're fortunate.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
I want to talk about that for a second, and
we'll let you. I can only imagine how busy you are, man,
But listen, Andrew Masterson. Uh, let's say the river crest
and things start to recede, walk us through what's an
estimated timeline where people can good question and get back
to supporting. Yeah, the captain's quarters man.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Sure, yeah, well we're hoping, uh Derby week is that
you know, we really don't know how bad some of
the damages. You know, once the water receds, will be
able to assess that a little bit closer. And if
it gets up into our ceilings and it's you know,
just a whole other level of complications. But right now
we're shooting for Derby Week.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Andrew, real quick, give a shout out to your staff
and family and extended family for what they've done the
last couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Do that for us, please, Well, it's not just what
they've done, that's what they've endured. The you know, the
all the employees, the bartenders, the servers, the dishwashers, everybody
is suffering. They're they're out of work and you know,
we're doing everything we can to keep them uh you know,
being able to pay their own bills so they all

(16:09):
know they can reach out to me. And we talked
to them regularly to make sure everybody's doing okay, and
we'll get them back to work as soon as we can.
But you know what, we couldn't do it without our staff.
They are they are the backbone of the place. Not
not me, but it's it's the employees.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
River Folk. The Masterson's at it again. And we'll keep
you posted. And I am shooting for a Derby week
open is what you are shooting for. We'll keep make
sure people understand that and we'll come out there and
have a burger with you.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, we appreciate you guys, everybody, everybody poor Captains Quarters.
When we get up Captain Quarters, there you go.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Thanks you all right, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
No, are you fixing to move? Down to the holler,
saying stuff like riverfow.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Well that's the term.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Is he not? River? He said river rats? YEA said it?
He said it.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
That is a derogatory live down there, Yes it is.
I don't think people like being called river rats, but
that's they call themselves river rats. I guess.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
So.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Uh talk about Sims furniture.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Sir, Sims furniture. Baby, Hey, you know what? What before
we talk about Sims furniture, I get the big announcement music?
John we can John Alden, Oh, yeah, big announcement music.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Make it a big announcement? Clearly we gotta let this
and play all the way out one fah, you look bored.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I'm completely bored.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
If you want me to play it again.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I need you to do the damn read. Don't you dare?
Don't you dare? Just do your stupid announcement. Don't we
don't have time.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
For the case. All right ready?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Who I heard the drums? Stop it, big announcement? Remember
the pizza playoffs? Yeah, please welcome our champions. Bear knows piece. Hey,
Sims Snature, You're gonna love, love, love your Sims Furniture's
tax time. What you doing with that refund? Let's get

(18:14):
home furnishings that you're gonna love, home furniture that you're
gonna relax to when you come in. I'm talking about
new living room set, new dining room set, new kitchen,
new bedroom set. That's right. I was in there looking
at bedroom sets two weeks ago and I saw my
buddy TC and I said, hey, man, how much is
this one? It was a queen set, seven pieces, beautiful,

(18:35):
nine hundred and ninety nine dollars and said, yeah, man,
I got a king How much more is that gonna be?
Only one hundred dollars more? You're gonna love the prices,
but you're gonna love the quality and the look of
your Sims furniture. Two different locations, Dixie Highway and Preston Highway.
Sims furniture. You're gonna love them. Time now for joke
of the day, and it is Monday. That means mama,

(18:56):
joke Monday.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Let's hear it.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
You ready a lot too. As of river folk, Hey
you riverfolk, listen up. I'm fixing the Yeah. Read you on.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
They live hard.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Folk, we make, we make are living on the river
by fishing.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
The river.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Hey fellas, Hey Dwight, your mama is so old? How
old is Mamamy? She's so old? Her Social Security number
is one.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
There you go. How does your joke in Theday April seventh,
two thousand and twenty five back after this on news?
Ready way forty w hah you hands Jefferson County Public
Schools NTI at least for today. No word on tomorrow. Sorry,

(19:49):
Dwight's got some back issues. Yeah, it's getting fixed today hopefully.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, going to night.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
I went to my chiropractor, Kevin dick Out, and he
fixed me a couple of weeks ago. You did not
because you were smart than everybody.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
No, I didn't say I was smarting and mine wasn't
my back, Yeah I was.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I said go with me, and you went, I'm gonna
go to SIMS and film a commercial. And I said,
oh you're back. You could do it after you stop by. No,
it's okay, I got fixed.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I'm going today, you know, to see Jessica Stewart at
New Dawn Mile Therapy and she will have me up
and running too sweet. But god, lover, she's gotta touch
my body. Yeah, I know that. Just the whole time
she's doing it, I'm thinking, this poor girl.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I know she probably hasn't seen a body like that.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Oh are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (20:35):
No? Yeah, it's just weird looking.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
She got out of like her little physician, like.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
A potato with two picks.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I look like an order. I don't even look like
I wish my body looked like a potato. Yeah, it's
more like a squash or a pair or meatball.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
You know who doesn't look like a potato? Dolph Lungren?

Speaker 2 (20:59):
You know what that is.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, he's uh, sixty seven years old.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
That's a rocky five, right or four?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah? Yeah, he's a star in his own right?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah was he?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
He speaks five languages and has degrees in biotechnical.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Lunger movie.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I give me a second.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
What a crap? Okay, ask me Masters of the Universe?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
What never heard of it?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Master? Well, Mosters of the Universe. Oh that's when his starship.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Regardless, regardless, there were pictures of him. He's sixty seven
with his wife Emma twenty eight, come on, showing off
their beach bodies as they spend time together in Miami.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
If you're sixty seven. Sure, the special lady time with
the twenty eight year old is going to be fine. Right,
Here's what's not going to be fun. Hey, honey, I
don't know what to think about these tariffs because honey,
could you get off your phone for a second. Honey,
could you stop looking for pokemon in the living room?
I want to talk to you about be it what

(22:08):
the doctor told me.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
The difference is almost forty years. If you do like
five years, there's a disconnect.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
So I dated a girl that was fifteen years younger
than Yeah, we all wondered why was going on there?
Somebody had daddy is Oh, clearly listen, I'm just here
to fill a void and I was happy to do so. Yes,
my point, I try to have like I would have.
I'd make a Captain Stubing reference, you know, and she
would look at me like a dog looks at a

(22:35):
noise that doesn't understand, and just start cocking her head
back and forth.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
You still do a Captain Stube's reference, and it's.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Stupid what Captain Stubing is. Hey, do you know who
Captain Steubing is? John O?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I do not know who, and he shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
He should shouldn't know, almost said bs, he shouldn't know,
almost said the word.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Would the captain of the love.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
You want to know why because when I grew up,
I watched I Love Lucy. That was in the fifties.
I watched Little.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
There was nothing else. Watched Little, there was nothing else.
These kids have options from.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
The nineteen freaking thirties. I watched ab't Costello. They were
from the twenties.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
There was a fine night of content. Now there's everything.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Who do you watch now? Like, what's your show? My show?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
So my wife and I are still catching up on
the Blacklist that showed a couple of years ago.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
It's a good show, and that's what the season.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
That's what the gates, Isn't that The guy from the
Bad Yeah guy James Spaders, James Faders, Larbert, California. He's
right from the Off Frock, California.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
He was as great as role. He does do a
good jost.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
He always played the jerk in the nineteen eighties movie Oh,
he played the rich ah He played the rich ahol
correct with with the tennis racket.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
I think that's why my wife loved him so much.
You think because she was Yeah, But anyway, she loves
that show.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Right, so they were they were caught on the beach together.
She looks amazing, of course, because he's still at sixty seven.
Looks unbelievable. You know, he killed Sevester Stallone in filming.
What Stallone said, give me when you hit me in
the chest, He said, just give me a real shot.
And daph Lungern was not some I look the part.

(24:14):
He is the part. He was like fifth degree whatever.
He hits Stallone in the chest and stops his heart.
They have to take Stallone to the hospital. They have
to cancel shooting for weeks because he almost killed him
with one punch.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I think it was Dolph Longer. I have to look
it up, you know, Chuck Zito, Yes, Chuck Zito. And
it was in like a strip club in New York.
I'll look it up on the Google machine. I think
it was golf. Dolfung was in there like run in
his mouth and you have a stroke. No I think
I did.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
No, no, no, no, no, no, you're talking. No you're
talking no no stop stop running.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
What drugs are you on?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
I can tell you right what trucks are listen man.
Measures had to be taken because of this back issue clearly,
and listen, I don't need no doctor man to prescribe
anything to me. I know every bit as much as
these doctor people and farmers as people know can, I'll
prescribe myself.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
It was Van dam Lungering.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
That's who it was. That god is ass kicked by
Chuck Zero.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
All right, okay, so again, schools INTI? These kids, it
feels like they've been in TI is it me or
the entire year? And thank god it's almost over. I
mean they graduate in May. Right.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Think about how dumb I am? Now, okay, how stupid
I am?

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Think about if they would have had NTI when I
was young?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
How what?

Speaker 2 (25:55):
How more dumberer I would be? I'm sorry that might
have been wrong word. How much more stupid at her
I would be?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
What's this lady? What's this lady's name? You're going to
see today? Jessica Stewart, Jessica Stewart, do us all a
favor and please fix this back. We can't stop it.
We can't have him stoned in here doing the show allegedly. Okay,
his back is hurt. He's clearly on something that's making
him loopy, and you're really, I need you to fix it.

(26:26):
What's your name again?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Exactually she's one of these bras that does like three names.
It's Jessica Stewart Johnson.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Jessica Stuart Johnson.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Say, Jessica Stuart Johnson, please fix him. Pick a name, lady.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Susan's been trying to fix him for twenty years. It
hasn't worked.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
What is it with this?

Speaker 3 (26:42):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I love you enough to marry you, but I'm not
sure we're going to make it so much Susan Tyler
Whitt And she did that. I'm not fully committed. Jessica
Stewart Johnson. Let me just keep one foot in my
old life.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
It's the last clue you need to know she's going
to kill you, because she already has three names.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
James, I don't blame her, do you.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Not? A twelve person jury that will convict her.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Just like yesterday, Man, I was feeling bad, so I
might have been a little bit mean to my wife.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Really, yeah, I heard you drop the term that you
never dropped. Did you drop a GD out loud? Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
What's your preacher's name? While he's stoned? John while he's
high we're gonna get all kinds of stuff out of
I'm not high man.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
I guess you are your faces. There you go, Robert Schuler.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Robert Schuler, he dropped a.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
G d out. Oh it's not it's Pastor Bred.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Pastor Bred.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Everybody, everybody, calm down. Pastor Brad's here.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Pastor Steven's going to explain the bye to us. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Hey, I Pastor Brad, and I brought my friend Pastor
Steve with me. Pastor Steve, Pastor Steve, what do you
think about what the Dwight's actions?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Man, Pastor Brad, that's so cool.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I think these actions it's uncool.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Pastor Brad. Pastor Steve. Please don't say that.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Pastor Brad just got a brand new Untucket shirt with
blue blue jeans. He's gonna he's gonna wrap around, he's
gonna talk about the Bible. Hey, listen, let's let's wrap up. Jesus.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Hey, let me turn my chair around and put my
arms on the head and talk to you as Pastor
Brad with my baseball cat. But first, here are some
of my Pastor Brad visual aids.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
But first, the rock band's gonna take over and the
church rock man always has the one bass player is
a little heavy and he has a sort of a
bun ponytail, and the beard is uh, you know, tied
up in.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
A Listen when you leave, When you leave at venture
Christian church, your ears are ringers. There's some kind of
a rock concert. Sorry, Brad's back in my hand.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
All right.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Well, there's a YouTuber facing jail time and I support
this guy's names from Russia and I'm not even going
to take an attempt at his name unless you all.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
No, no, no, no, just go on with the story.
He's so still.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
This morning is not the morning uh this YouTube. He's
facing possible jail time after invading the space of an
isolated indigenous tribe illegally. What happened? There's a tribe over
in uh India.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
And uh, it's kind of a big place.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
You think. They live in a forested island in the
Indian Ocean. They've been known to fight and kill anyone
who invades the heritory. They've remained completely isolated from the world. Boy,
doesn't that sound nice? Imagine all you got to do
is get up and get a fly off a tree.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Did this guy know this before? He went over there.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah he did. He's a YouTuber and that's what and
that's what he's trying to do. Let me here's the headhunters.
They've remained completely isolated from the outside world on their island.
Now it's actually illegal to over there to make contact
with him. The YouTuber managed to reach the island undetected
and took a video of him leaving the tribe a
coconut and a can of Coca cola.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Later, he was arrested by the Indian authorities and now
a statement from his channel, Survivor International says his actions
uh oh no, sorry Survival Internationals who wanted to protect them.
They're saying, hey, his actions could have wiped out the
entire tribe by introducing a new disease or the flu.
Oh sure they had no immunity.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
That's one advantage to live in on a deserted island, right,
Not getting on a.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Deserted island, dude. I would fetch your own water a
big deal, and then kill your own food.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Well, drinking coconut water all the time makes you poop.
It's the natural laxative.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
It is it really Yeah, but you could drink it
out of the coconut like Skipper and Gilligan. Hey, do
you know who the Skipper and Gilligan are?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
John on Gilligan's Island?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
No, No, then I would end up like Tom Hanks,
and it will make a friend of a soccer ball
and I've probably already done that though.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I guess now you got friends on the island. You're
not the only one on the island.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Okay, I don't know. Do you understand the amount of
bugs on an island like the sand fleas? Do you understand.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Sands sand fleas? Have not you watched?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Have you? Have you ever watched Naked and Afraid? When
they do the island ones.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I wanted to, but they blur out the naked part.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
If it all comes down, it all comes down to
one thing. How long the people can take the sand fleas.
The sand fleas eat you alive. So basically they're they're
getting your girl and your boy bits, and they basically
the entire show. He's so stoned, he's so stoned this morning.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
What did you take?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
What did you talk?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
I'm sober as all of a judge, so oh boy,
uh so, no listen, but every time they say naked
and afraid, I tune in.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Well do you see enough?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I think it's a baiten switch man. So that I
found I was, I.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Don't know if you want to see it?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Was cruising through Max.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
You don't, Max, do you want to see that? Do
you want to see the naked dir? No, you don't.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
I like real naked man. I don't like you know, Uh,
what's it called airbrushed? I don't like air brushed naked. No,
I like frumpy pimple naked. You don't throw up?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
You know?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
So I was cruising you know Max? You know Max? Yes,
I was cruising Max, and I found uh naked afraid
of that? I said, oh, well this is on the
Max is the paye house? For surely it was still blurred.
I'm telling you the bait and switch man tell you.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
It's the sand fleas. You don't live on a dessert island.
The sand fleas will eat you alive. The bugs will
eat you alive.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Not if you learn to cohabitate them. If you have
a coexisted bubber sticker on your hut, everything will be
peaceful and coincide with you.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Well, that's what my buddies used to they're like serious hunters.
So they got dropped off. They fly to Alaska and
then they take there's a phone at this little airport.
Then they fly a boat plane forty five minutes to
a glacier, so the nearest phone is a forty five
minute plane ride. They get dropped off for fourteen days.

(33:15):
Oh my gos so you and there's no way to
contact them. So if you break a leg on the
first day, you've got fourteen leg days on a broken leg.
So they said, look, during the day is awesome, but
the mosquitos really kind of get bad at night that
they have to sit in full camel like that netting. Yeah,

(33:36):
and basically to drink or eat something. They would drink
their whiskey bottles like. They would open their little netting
for a second and go and then close it. Because
the mosquitos were so bad, everyone thinks it's paradised. This
is gonna be so much fun, let's go. No, it's
gonna be miserable.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
When I was in the campfire girls, yeh. To get
our survival bad right, we had to camp out in
the forest and our camp mammy used to make would
cover me and honey, yeah, and put me right next
to the fire to draw all the mosquitoes away from
all the other campfire girls.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I heard.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
That's not right.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
It was horrible.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
It's not right.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
But you got your bad I got my badge. That's
all it matter.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
They always pick the chunky ones.

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