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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh yeah, uh there.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you work downtown, anywhere near downtown or near the river,
you you can't not have your waves app or your
whatever traffic app not on now. For our producer comes
in at four in the morning, probably not an issue.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
But if you're coming truth, I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hey, John, gosh, you're so lucky having to get up
at three. You're so lucky.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
It's so great being dark outside when I go out
to my car.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I told listen, I've said this many times. Tony has too.
I'm never going back to morning right.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Never, iould never never, ever never, all right, So if
you don't, because it took me a wonky way today.
I was on Brownsboro and thank you for eliminating the
two you know, four lanes of Brownsboro and limiting it
to two.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Uh and to make two turn lanes. Thank you. That
worked out really well, isn't it? No, Hey, No, it hasn't.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hey, we got to move this farming tractor down the road.
When do you want to do it? Well, we could
do it at noon, or we could do it at
eight in the morning.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Hey, we've never had traffic between Hubbard's Lane and Zorn Avenue.
How do we create traffic. I eliminate two lanes. Do it, sir.
It's gonna cost one billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Did I say, do it? Do it?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So now you have traffic where we never had traffic before.
Super regardless. So I had to take a left and
down to genoth and then i'd rode Frankfurt Avenue.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
The very first thing I do before I pull out
of the driveway is put ways yes on. Yes, I
know where I'm going, I know how to get here,
but it's gonna tell me which route is screwed up next.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Last couple of days, I've been never been so happy
to have Jefferson County Public schools on NTI.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
What didn't matter this morning traffic was.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No adding all the cars and buses that are traveling
school right eye.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Bra I support, I got ace.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I think I got I got lucky. Yesterday and I
wasn't thinking. I was yelling at someone in my car,
imaginary person. I was mad at yeah, and I just
went mirm, you know how you're driving.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You're hypnotized. Oh you're just driving.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
No, that's a real thing. That's why you miss your exit? Yes,
but or go to the exit.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I went right to I just drove the way I
drive every single day, not even thinking about it. And
when I got to Zorn, I went, oh, no, thech
So I got to the bottom of Zorn in all
of these lights and rescue and army trucks, and they
had these people in boats and they were dragging them
from the hotel and I was like, oh my god,
I think I'm one of the last people to get
to the right hand turn to go up Zore Avenue.
(02:39):
So I got lucky that I got to get off,
but I need to go straight when I go home.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
But I saw what they were doing.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You saw where they were rescued, like sixty people from
the hotel behind that Volaro gas station we were in
front of yesterday.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I did not see that.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So the hotel people were in there and they thought, well,
the water won't come up the parking lot, right I did.
I mean, yes, they were all trapped.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Did you see the picture of the God.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
House, No is the parking garage. Yeah, I'm sure you
can go scuba diving. Not recommending it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Well, that's another thing. When Andrew Masterson was walking around,
his water was clear because they flooded it with fresh water.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah. Correct, I mean National News, by the way.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
But the whole time that I'm walking or watching him
walk in there, I'm like, good lord, what is something
to swim up there?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's not Star Wars.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Unless Star Wars trapped in the trash compact.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It looked like it to me, all right, catfish the
sides of a volkswagon.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
So uh, just be careful driving around town. Just still
go anywhere near the river, dude, Just still going. And
you've got to go downtown. Make sure you put your
ways on. You already know this stuff, but every other
road is now packed.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I drove in just in case. I wore water wings
inside my jeep.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Uh, since you are, so that's a good idea vest?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
No great ideas well. I thought a vest would look stupid,
so I just went water wings.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
John, You're very young. You need You don't understand the
term bub bub hey bub hey bub do I think
I've heard people use that before.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So Julie from the Catholic Education Foundation goes, she goes
thank yesterday, she goes thanks bub and I say, she goes,
thanks bub.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Of all the things to say to somebody that gives
their free times and the Catholic People's Society and never
asked for a thing. And then Julie caused you a
bub so I said, you.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Do know that that's a derogatory thing to old white dude.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
He was. She was like, what I got?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
One second could be said for Champ or Sport.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, no, no, close, but not like Bobs, not like
bub Champ or Sport.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
It all depends on the tone, like listen to this, hey,
good job Sport, Good jobs.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I'm talking about to an adult like chance Sport.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Correct, No, he's correct. If it's a kid, look, I
don't know how many tams I walked into John's or
my daughter's gonna be Hey Champ, we're gonna have a
good day today.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's that's good.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And the kids are like, ah, dad, I'm coming. But
if you do it, you do that to an adult,
Hey Champ, you're just like whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
This is it?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
No, this is like it starts the conversation off on
your heels.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Hey Champ, You're just like, oh, okay, hey, Ace a
is really a bad one. But let's get back to Julie.
Call me bub.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I said, that's a derogatory kid. It is turned the dudes,
and she goes, no, it's not that. It's like hey buddy,
and I went.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
No, No, it's not no. But even if you say
like hey buddy, that's one thing he said, hey Bud,
that's even that's even putting you on your defense. Right,
listen to me, Bud, back off.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Bub.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You know what, as a matter of fact, Julie, I
hope you're listening because this check was originally drawn out
for the Catholic People's Society. And listen to this.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, Bub, Oh, don't that the cancel will suffer or what.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I don't want to expose any kids to Julie's Catholic
people Society until they change the culture. Listen one last
terror it was fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It was he's a big check, Julie, big check. Good
for you, Bub. So I put her now in my
phone as Bub, you should, I am. If she's gonna
play like that, that's what we're gonna doing. But she
had no idea that Bub was bad.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'm gonna write down a word where you need to
put this for her name. Look at that.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Oh oh no, I don't think that's how strong I
feel about I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Think so all right, So the Minecraft movie came out,
and I didn't know how this movie would do. But
John's generation, my son's, and our producers generation. I'm pretty
sure yours.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
It was the tail end of my child Okay. Minecraft
became a big deal.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
The kids were obsessed.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, a craft, that's what I like to call it.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Came at the end of my childhood.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So he would play, like John would be on his
lap on a PC playing Minecraft and he would have
his iPad watching someone play iPad and I said, what
are we doing? He goes, well, I'm watching them play
and I'm doing mine. And I'm like, so they the
people that were playing it had millions of followers and
they were million millionaires. Have you ever seen the two
(07:19):
guys that came up with Minecraft.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
No.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
One is the fat guy with the bun hair bun
and the other way it's like fat, It's like albut
and Carstelo. The other one is really super skinny and
has the scraggly beard, right, super skinny, and they're they
wear T shirts and sweatpants, not like what John Olden wears.
And they wear sweatshirts and T shirts and sweatpants and
(07:45):
they're billionaires. They sold Minecraft for like four billion dollars
or something, so there worth four billion dollars, and they're
these super nerds, super nerds, And I don't get Minecraft.
I don't get it, but the movie, And I said,
I wonder how the movie's gonna do fifty seven million
dollars in the first weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
When I heard it did better than the Mario Brothers
movie that came out a couple of years ago, I
was surprised. I didn't think you could top that for
a video game movie. I pulled a story on Minecraft.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Minecraft was.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So you could go into other people's games, Like John
created a character my son and my daughter was in
her room playing Minecraft, and you can go. You can
go into their world and burn it to the ground.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Like you can burn it to the ground.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So he created a character and he would go, I'm
gonna go in and Burnard. I said, John, don't do that.
And then you would hear Maggie screaming in her room
and her whole world would start. And it was like, uh,
and here's the sick part. You had to catch like
a cow on fire.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
What Yeah, you had to burn a cow so the
cow would start the fire again. It's digital cats, digital
cot What was it.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
From the book? We based this uh, we based this
game on the book of Levenicus.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
And but he would burn. I texted them their day
and say, what was the name of that character you
came up? Whether you used to burn your sister's.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Whole, because you got to start over.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
If your whole world burns to the ground, you have
to create and prevent some from burning your word.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That's a great question.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
I never kill them. If you see that they're burning
your place.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, if you catch them, you can kill them. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Sometimes if you an artist, the cloak of invisibility has
been a remoter, and you have the potion of Zarnia,
you can hit them with the spell off.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You have no idea how close that is to reality.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
So you know what, I'm gonna push this story to
the bottom of hour. I've got to I've got a
story about the movie people in the theaters. Yes, and
it's about the stupidest they ever heard. Okay, it's a
perfect example of why I don't go to the movies.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I love the movies.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
But if you do in the afternoon by yourself, nobody's there.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's fine on a weekdays, really good.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I'm always too busy, but.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
It's the only time you have total darkness, peace and quiet.
The phone is off and you're and a lot of
times you're the only person in the and it's just
if there's one other person there or a couple, that's it.
But it's the only time it's dark and quiet. In
these days where the world is twenty four hours a day,
the movie theater is the only place I can go
and just turn everything off. Where do you go for that?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I've got a place called the quarantine room. The quarantine
room is a separate bedroom with a sixty five inch
high definition TV and a Roku and different party favors
that I like to see.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Do you remember do you remember the chemical house from
two years ago that they had to put an entire
shroud and a fence around. See, the quarantine room has
gotten many chemicals and drugs, and.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
That's a hasthmad situation. My boys, it's fun.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I could go in there and go where the hell
did you get this? Like, you know, you got to
travel to the Congo to get this drug?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
A movie theater at one point, you said, because it
might have been just COVID. You said you rented the
entire hundred bucks. Can you still do that?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I mean, I think you can do that pretty close.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Do you think it's jumped up more?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I don't know if it's jumped up more, but I
guarantee you, I bet you you can get a whole
movie theater for a movie for a hundred bucks, because.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Because I think, what's the quote on a ticket? Fifteen bucks? Yeah,
it's it's twelve bus right, it's gonna be thirty for me.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
No, no, don't get me wrong. If you go on
after new it's seven dollars, is it okay?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
It'd be worth ninety three more? Yes, for me?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Not to see it by yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
But if you picked and you know, chose your your
friends that don't.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Talk, no, it would be just making if you picked.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Me, because I get irritated if you're on your phone
or if you talk to I'm just like, hey.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Man, I don't know what I would do without Susan
going why is he swimming through that hole? Why is
he opening that door? No? No, I don't know. Honey.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
First, that's not happening. I would get up and move
to another row.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
And you're the only two in there. Yeah, yeah, would
you say anything to her first? Like, I had no offense,
But I did that.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
When I went to see Titanic by myself. It was
during the day. I was on vacation, had nothing to do.
Jackie's at working on my own. Go and I sat
behind two couples and the girls ten minutes to go were.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
She loved her. He loved her.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
And I got up and I looked at him, and
the two boyfriends looked back and go, I'm sorry, man,
and I moved all the way to the end of
the row and sat down.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
He loved her. Titanic kiss me?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
No, no, can you wipe the snot off first?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
For I kiss you?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Titanic was the first date that took a girl on
Oh my gosh, it was Bonnie.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh good.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
But the problem was, let's leave names out of stuff,
all right. Her name was Ronnie, thank you. And Ronnie
was crying hysterically as the lights came on and had
her head bent over onto the seat and front of us.
And I had to sit next to her. And it
was our first date. So I couldn't, you know, like hugger,
say hey or snap out of it, couldn't say, it's
(13:09):
our first date. So I had to do the thing
where I just barely pat her where they're there. They're there,
but I think I might have done something to her.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Of course, if the dog is crying, john it's a
full on hug makeout session.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Absolutely, She's like, let me eat.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I wonder I don't make out with him.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I I've seen it. It's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I kissed my dog good night and I allow my
dog to fee. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I mean, seriously, if you smelled someone else, if you
did that to you, a human like you, like if
Susan goes, if you went it smells Susan's feet before
she went to bed, he'd be like.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Disgusting?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
But he smells all four palls of his dogs every
single night. Oh smells like Cheetos.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
No Frido's. Plus he can do whatever like he could.
Here's how he eats.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
How's your wife eat?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
The problem is when she does it, it drives me bananas.
When he does it, and.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
She knows that Johnny doesn't register with him, and she
knows that he smells his dog's feet, there's nothing wrong
with every single night, and that he's thinks smelling his
wife's feet is disgusting, discussed.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
The parking furry.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
You're apart, fury, You're furry, You're a furry.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You think about athletes, athletes full of the nose hole.
I'm not gonna smell person's foot that Rex Ryan.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Instead, you get rabies. Huh, didn't get rabies? No dogs
feet are on three German shepherds. Yes, let me uh
and right.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
So people say they don't have a favorite child, Let
me is.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
My favorite cho You have a mickey though?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Are you saying that because the other tutor dead? No?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
And listen, he's got the most problems. I lost my stuff. Well,
I had Meg for fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
I know you.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
And I came to work John with blood all over
his shirt.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Was Jaggers. She got him.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Walked into work a day later in a white T
shirt covered in the dog's blood and walked slowly like
a serial killer from the back door all the way
to the office. And we were like, Dwight's here, and
I'm like, what's wrong. And I went to see him
and he was sitting there in his chair with his
blood silkd T shirt and I'm like, you need to
(15:39):
get your ass out of here now, wah, I have
work to do.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
That was bad.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, that was bad.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
And then when Mick died, I wouldn't let Susan vacuu
him for like two months everything, and you certainly couldn't.
The nose prints had to stay. But Lemmy, he's my favorite,
all right?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
How old Leimmy?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
He's one?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No he's not, he's and a half.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
He's nine.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
And jermy sheers don't how long do they usually?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
He's what nine? He can't be?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Oh stop, buddy, Yeah that's why.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Well John, uh, you'll witness that.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
No, listen real quick. Then we gotta get the joke today.
I know what's coming. So I have been on the
internet for the last three months looking for a live
forever machine. I know it sounds stupid, I get it.
I finally found a live forever machine. And here's where
this divine intervention it has to be, it's meant to be.
(16:44):
Would you believe, and this is I'm getting goose bumps.
Would you believe the guy that has this live Forever
machine is selling it for the exact amount we have
in our four one K.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That is crazy.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Not a coincidence, No, not a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You have to get it now.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Right now, I need to just get the code from Susan.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Right, let's do joke today and we'll talk about windownation absolutely.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Okay, hey, fellas uh an elly couples having dinner at
another elderly couple's house and after eating, the wives they
leave the table and they head on into the kitchen
to do the dishes.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And yeah, the wifely, Yes, that's what the lady folk
do they do.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
That's when the two gentlemen talking alone. Well, the guys says,
your last night, we went out to this new restaurant.
It's really great. I highly recommend it. Probably the best
food I ever had, best service, atmosphere, Oh my gosh.
The other man said, really, that's interesting. What's the name
of the restaurant? The first man thought for a while,
and he hung his head and he said, I don't know, Tony,
(17:50):
what what's the name of that that gune at that flower?
It's a flower that you give somebody, Yeah, you know,
you give it to somebody when they love. It's red.
And the other guy, oh, do you mean Rose? He goes, yeah,
he leaned towards kitsch and said, hey, Rose, what's the
name of that restaurant we went to last night. Old
people jokes.
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Why it's so funny. I just got a text message
from the people that we grow hair Indy.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
M hm.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
The mayor is busy. We grow hair Indy. They're like, hey,
we saw that picture with you all in the mayor.
The mayor needs hair.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Sorry, Craig, unless you want, let's ask him about that.
Let's let's ask him about that. So well, let's ask
him about it.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Hey, a right, welcome back.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Hang on news radio eight forty w h is Tony
and Dwight Chow brought you by the Kentucky Office of
Highway Safety. Please buckle up, put the phone down, Put.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
The phone down, baby, the pound down. Uh, and don't
drive into water a.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Little bit midnight star version, put your phone down.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
My best one of my best friends, not you, Dwight.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Oh, trust me. I was never under the assumption I
was your best friend.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I'm glad were on the same page.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
But he was driving through water with his truck on
his on his own property. But he was underwater, and
I texted him because he sent the video, and I said, dude,
I don't have time to write your ugly.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
You're not anywhere nearby ugly And by the way, oh.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Your mom loves me, by the way, and I was
disclose to being your stepdad, so you need to back
up with your I'm not doing the ugly.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Too far man too far? Dude?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah sure, but he but I said I don't have time,
which Sean, he was on his own property.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Let me ask you this, where did he fall? And
the gratitude on your Hall of Fame speech? Was he
first or second.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I ain't get mentioned.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Huh sean ha old feeling he was lumped in with uh.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
You looked at the table with me and everyone at
the table, you named everybody but me and Dave.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I know, I did.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I knew. He actually looked at the table by.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
That in that jerk face. Terry Miners. He said it
before I went up. He goes, you're gonna forget one
or two people, and you're gonna you were staring us,
and I said, no, I'm not. I'm gonna get everybody in.
He was like, no, you're not. And I went up
there and he's sure enough, he's smiling as I forget David.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I was David and I were sitting next to Terry Miners,
and then Claudia coffee, and then me and then Dave.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
You go and you know, of course Terry miners. And
then you said, oh, Doc Sadlow. Tom Proni's my financial guy.
Tom Proni's the say next guy. I love you, Tom Paroni.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Hey, who could forget? You know? The guy that gets
cans out of the dumpters. Hey dirty all? Are you
his dirtyrtyll here?
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah's dirty? Hey? A couple of things I want to say, uh,
congratulations to Pat Paul Miller. Pat Paul Miller has been
at Ford Truck Plant for thirty years. Who celebrating thirty years?
Way to go, Pat Paul Miller. Get him. It's thirty years.
I've been here.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I've been here for thirty five.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I don't want somebody call me Papa, Pat Paul, Papaul Paul.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
No, not ready for that.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
That's not what we call you.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I want to be Papa, oh papa.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
After my wife has the child, by default, you all
become the grand parent.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
That's true, that's right.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
My dog caused me pop pop when I come home,
len Me goes. No, he doesn't top pop, No he does,
he does. You don't know what goes on in my house.
And I also say thank you to uh Jessica Stewart
Johnson at the New Dawn Mile Therapy.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
As you noticed you were in pain yesterday, you're on drugs.
You were making no sense for the show, I know,
and then today you're much better.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Much better. I still gotta go back. I'm going back Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
But man, what part of the back did she massage
that got that loose?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Well, that brings up another point. I want to apologize
to jess.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
How many times did you pass gas? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Three? But she was.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
She's probably used to its pressure points, but that's not
one of the yours doesn't smell and I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I'll glisten. So I want to apologize to Jessica. Stuart
Johnson at New Dawn Mile Therapy.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Has to use the full name. Well, first of all,
he has to use the full name. First of all,
you know what, it never not has to use the
full name.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Pick a name, married lady, either take your husband's name
or not.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yours didn't and oh, my dad, it.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Pisses me off equally. But I want to apologize because
while she was massaging my back, no, she lost her
wedding ring in my uh back, in my back.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Fat on the back, hair too, can take back fat
and hair. It's like like dB Cooper in there. You
can't find him, like.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
A bowl of cottage cheese. Some thing got stopped, the
whole thing. They got to bring in staff and people
from the next door shine the lights on my back fat,
but they finally found a ring.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Thank you, all right, So let's come back to your
dog y study more than ninety nine percent of you,
I'm sure you saw this. I don't know why you
didn't do this earlier because you loved dog stores. More
than ninety nine percent of US dogs have behavioral problems.
Here's what I'll say. I'm going to compare to us
dogs to US children. It's not your fault. It's your
parents' fault. One hundred percent screwed up because of Susan
(24:15):
and Dwight one hundred Okay, no question, you all have
done that to that poor dog, just like children. We
want to blame children for being nuts, you know, and
running around with whatever the hell they're doing on college
campuses and stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
They they up.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
We got it, we got it, we got the Uh
if you're just sharing laughter, if they're just airing laughter,
somebody got a little too comfortable to Tony Dwight shot
it slipped.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Us dogs beavor problems. Here's the deal. Dogs and children
are the same.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
So you see these kids what they're doing on college campuses,
and you're going, what happened to them? You did that? Yeah,
you did that. As appearance you did that. It's not
their fault. If you'd have raised them like you were raised,
you'd have been fine. They'd have been fine.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
See Benjamin everyone's a winner in their own way.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
No, no, so here it is if you And the
same thing is with dogs. We talked about it yesterday.
You call it a crate, it's a cage. You put
them in cages. Is not what's wrong with dogs outside.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You can't have a dog outside really, because we did
that forever and now it's not.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I understand when it's hot and cold, you bring them in,
but the dogs want to be outside. They want to
be in your house. Oh yeah, they want to be
in the crate more than they want to do roam
around the house and sleep where they want. Sure, I
get it.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Uh be in that little cage.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Or wander the entire house and do whatever I want.
I want to sniff stuff around the house and do
my stuff. You don't just hang out. I want to
go in this room now, No, I want to sit
in the cage. He loves it there.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Oh that's what you think.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
He does love it. Okay, it's called you're training. So
it's so that sounds like a COVID.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
So for the humane that sounds like a cod caney.
You're putting your dog in a cage. So you don't
want them to do while you're gone. That's what that's
what it is.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
You used to let the dog out when you went
to work.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
I still do. No. I let him out to go
pee and then comes back in.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
See that's the thing. They won't let This is a child.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Can you imagine letting your child out and never It's like,
the dog is eighty five years old?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Stop it, man, what's nine times seven?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Stop?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
What's sixty three? The dog sixty three years old? And
you won't let the dog go out in the backyard
by itself.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
No, he won't go out by hmself.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
You he won't because you've made him crazy.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Do you want to hear how crazy he is? I
don't listen. No, listen is story. So so in order
to teach a dog how to go outside and pee,
you go out and you pee with him.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
No, no, no, you're ready for this.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
You're ready for this. So he looks, do you lift
your leg? I don't go. I make I said, sitzens too.
Code out there. She's the one that trains it.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Susan has to do it.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Susan has to go outside the pee and he which
you have the boy parts that he has or he
doesn't have his nose, he leans forward and pee is
like a female dog because every time that she's gone
out there, he's got to look for her queue to
go peepee. And so when she starts to make her
you listening to this, so when susans so, when Susan
squats to make a peepee, he'll go right next to her.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
And lean forward. People are driving around thinking this is
a bit.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
This is not a bit, not a bit.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
This is reality.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
A lawmaker in this state that is is making a
difference for every man, woman and child in this Commonwealth
of Kentucky is peeing in her backyard showing how the
dog peas well.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
That's because the dog gets used to it, and you
gotta say, he's got to look for that visual queue
and that audio que.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
You know, she's sleeping a crate too.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
No thank you, thank you, no.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Goes.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
And of course because you trained him to go in
at this time, does you want to be in there?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Lemmy sleeps on our king size bed from Sim's furniture,
and Susan I sleep on the floor.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Do you think if dogs could talk for one second, boy,
and you could ask him, hey, I know you go
in this cage.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
It's not they ca' we don't even have it anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I know you go in this cage.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
It was for months.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
So do you want to go in this cage or
roam the entire house while we're gone at work. What
do you think any dog is gonna say no, put
me in the cage. No, he's gonna say no, I
can hang out here. You mean the whole house while
you're gone.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yes, I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I'll do that. Sign me up.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
It's what he does.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
She likes it. She feels comfortable and safe in the case.
He feels safe. You feel safe from torn up stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Lemmy was in his crate for a few months, and
now he's and he has for years, has graduated, he
said eight. For years he's had to run out of
the house.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
No, that's great, that's what I mean. You know you're
all figuring it out.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
But it's not like I don't understand what the kid.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I don't understand crate the dog all day. I don't
get it.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I don't get all day. You can't do that.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
It's and I'm not calling it a crate. It's a
damn cage.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
No, it's a crazy dog.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
People need to hear it. It's a dog. People need
to hear it. It's a cage.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Mine identifies as a crate. And when you say it
identifies it something. You got to do that or you're racist.
I think that's the rules.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I know it's transphober.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
What are the crates pronouns?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Good dog?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
So, but you know, so where we used to keep
the crate in the living room. Okay, now we have
a luxurious bed and he only did it for a
few months. But now he's got a bed right where
the crate was. Guess where he lays the most, Right
where that bed is where he used to have his.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Crate, because that's where he got used to Could you
imagine if him staring outside the inside the cage, and
then he's thinking, I could be on that couch right now,
and if he left the TV on for me, I
could watch Little House on the Prairie all day.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
But I can't. I have to sit in this cage
and chew on this chew toy.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
All day.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
And that's all I have. That's all I have.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I'm tony like cats, all right.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
According to a new study involving forty three thousand dog owners.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I forgot there's a story.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Which finds ninety.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
There is the story here forty three thousand doll owners,
which finds ninety nine point one two percentage of dogs
in the country have at least one behavioral problem problem.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Jeez, Brianna from Louisiana listens to us in Louisiana every morning.
She says, I hope the story is turning into the
story about you pooping in your own backyard.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
No, I'm not going there a story.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I know who you're talking about Louisiana, which I am not.
I'm not We're not doing that.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Story right now.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
We'll tell that story. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
The most common issue is separation and attachment behaviors. Something
of eighty five percent of dogs have separation attachment behaviors,
which can include restlessness, pacing, trying to escape, barking, chewing
stuff when left alone.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
So, and that's that's true. And I got this from
rich Harden at double HK nine. He's who trades let
me had let Me was tied to a tree the
first nine months of his life and then we rescue him.
So he had a lot of behavior problems. Separation anxiety
was one of them because he's been tied to a
damn tree.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, well that's different.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
So a lot of dogs have that. He does like
a place commands. What you do is you you point
at any particular place and you have the dog lay
there and the dog has to stay there until you're releasing.
And that really helps with separation anxiety.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That works the same with kids.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
I don't know about kids. Kids.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, can you imagine if that work with kids where
you just point at a spot and go set They said,
kid would go yes, uh and go sit in that spot.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
It's pop No, you can't be pop a bell?
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Did that classical condition?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah? Whatever it is. You start to drool? Why am I?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I just want, like a guy with an English accent
to have two dovermans protect the house. Zeus Apollo patrol
and Apollo patrol in a uh in a ups.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Drivers like a uniforms.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
It's Safari with his work boots Zeus Zeus.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
What else is say about dogs?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Uh, they're crazy. Dogs are crazy, that's what they say.
And it's and to me, I do this story because
it's not their fault. It's your fault, America. It's fault
you buy them a seven dollar cookie, You buy him
a seven dollars bakery dog cookie.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Would you have a coupon?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Let me, this is an animals that licks its own
rear and you're buying them a seven dollar cookie.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
What's wrong with people that lick rears?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I'm not judging.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
You got to say something, right.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I didn't say anything about the licking the rears part.
That's something you want to.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Do that time. If that's if that is some kind
of comment condemning me in front of my peers. I
want to know about it.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
No, no, rear piers. I wouldn't buy you. Listen, I
understand what you do. I wouldn't buy you a seven
dollar cookie just because my point. I wouldn't buy you
a seven dollar cookie.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
I'd buy you one.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
No, you wouldn't. I don't lick my I don't lick that.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Jefferson Animal Hospital. Is your dog over fifty pounds? What
is your cat? Over ten?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Could have done the workaholics?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
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fifty pounds, your cat's over ten pounds. They could save
other cats and dogs lives and the dog could go
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To find out more, call five zero two nine hundred pets.
That's five zero two nine hundred pets. Stick around more
at the top of the hour. Tony and Dwight John
Alden steering the boat News ready to wait forty whas
Oh yeah, uh there.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you work downtown, anywhere near downtown or near the river,
you you can't not have your waves app or your
whatever traffic app not on now. For our producer comes
in at four in the morning, probably not an issue.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
But if you're coming truth, I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hey, John, gosh, you're so lucky having to get up
at three. You're so lucky.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
It's so great being dark outside when I go out
to my car.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I told listen, I've said this many times. Tony has too.
I'm never going back to morning right.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Never, iould never never, ever never, all right, So if
you don't, because it took me a wonky way today.
I was on Brownsboro and thank you for eliminating the
two you know, four lanes of Brownsboro and limiting it
to two.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Uh and to make two turn lanes. Thank you. That
worked out really well, isn't it? No, Hey, No, it hasn't.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hey, we got to move this farming tractor down the road.
When do you want to do it? Well, we could
do it at noon, or we could do it at
eight in the morning.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Hey, we've never had traffic between Hubbard's Lane and Zorn Avenue.
How do we create traffic. I eliminate two lanes. Do it, sir.
It's gonna cost one billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Did I say, do it? Do it?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So now you have traffic where we never had traffic before.
Super regardless. So I had to take a left and
down to genoth and then i'd rode Frankfurt Avenue.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
The very first thing I do before I pull out
of the driveway is put ways yes on. Yes, I
know where I'm going, I know how to get here,
but it's gonna tell me which route is screwed up next.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Last couple of days, I've been never been so happy
to have Jefferson County Public schools on NTI.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
What didn't matter this morning traffic was.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No adding all the cars and buses that are traveling
school right eye.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Bra I support, I got ace.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I think I got I got lucky. Yesterday and I
wasn't thinking. I was yelling at someone in my car,
imaginary person. I was mad at yeah, and I just
went mirm, you know how you're driving.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You're hypnotized. Oh you're just driving.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
No, that's a real thing. That's why you miss your exit? Yes,
but or go to the exit.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I went right to I just drove the way I
drive every single day, not even thinking about it. And
when I got to Zorn, I went, oh, no, thech
So I got to the bottom of Zorn in all
of these lights and rescue and army trucks, and they
had these people in boats and they were dragging them
from the hotel and I was like, oh my god,
I think I'm one of the last people to get
to the right hand turn to go up Zore Avenue.
(02:39):
So I got lucky that I got to get off,
but I need to go straight when I go home.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
But I saw what they were doing.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You saw where they were rescued, like sixty people from
the hotel behind that Volaro gas station we were in
front of yesterday.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I did not see that.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So the hotel people were in there and they thought, well,
the water won't come up the parking lot, right I did.
I mean, yes, they were all trapped.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Did you see the picture of the God.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
House, No is the parking garage. Yeah, I'm sure you
can go scuba diving. Not recommending it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Well, that's another thing. When Andrew Masterson was walking around,
his water was clear because they flooded it with fresh water.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah. Correct, I mean National News, by the way.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
But the whole time that I'm walking or watching him
walk in there, I'm like, good lord, what is something
to swim up there?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's not Star Wars.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Unless Star Wars trapped in the trash compact.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It looked like it to me, all right, catfish the
sides of a volkswagon.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
So uh, just be careful driving around town. Just still
go anywhere near the river, dude, Just still going. And
you've got to go downtown. Make sure you put your
ways on. You already know this stuff, but every other
road is now packed.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I drove in just in case. I wore water wings
inside my jeep.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Uh, since you are, so that's a good idea vest?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
No great ideas well. I thought a vest would look stupid,
so I just went water wings.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
John, You're very young. You need You don't understand the
term bub bub hey bub hey bub do I think
I've heard people use that before.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So Julie from the Catholic Education Foundation goes, she goes
thank yesterday, she goes thanks bub and I say, she goes,
thanks bub.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Of all the things to say to somebody that gives
their free times and the Catholic People's Society and never
asked for a thing. And then Julie caused you a
bub so I said, you.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Do know that that's a derogatory thing to old white dude.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
He was. She was like, what I got?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
One second could be said for Champ or Sport.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, no, no, close, but not like Bobs, not like
bub Champ or Sport.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
It all depends on the tone, like listen to this, hey,
good job Sport, Good jobs.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I'm talking about to an adult like chance Sport.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Correct, No, he's correct. If it's a kid, look, I
don't know how many tams I walked into John's or
my daughter's gonna be Hey Champ, we're gonna have a
good day today.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's that's good.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And the kids are like, ah, dad, I'm coming. But
if you do it, you do that to an adult,
Hey Champ, you're just like whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
This is it?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
No, this is like it starts the conversation off on
your heels.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Hey Champ, You're just like, oh, okay, hey, Ace a
is really a bad one. But let's get back to Julie.
Call me bub.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I said, that's a derogatory kid. It is turned the dudes,
and she goes, no, it's not that. It's like hey buddy,
and I went.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
No, No, it's not no. But even if you say
like hey buddy, that's one thing he said, hey Bud,
that's even that's even putting you on your defense. Right,
listen to me, Bud, back off.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Bub.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You know what, as a matter of fact, Julie, I
hope you're listening because this check was originally drawn out
for the Catholic People's Society. And listen to this.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, Bub, Oh, don't that the cancel will suffer or what.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I don't want to expose any kids to Julie's Catholic
people Society until they change the culture. Listen one last
terror it was fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It was he's a big check, Julie, big check. Good
for you, Bub. So I put her now in my
phone as Bub, you should, I am. If she's gonna
play like that, that's what we're gonna doing. But she
had no idea that Bub was bad.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'm gonna write down a word where you need to
put this for her name. Look at that.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Oh oh no, I don't think that's how strong I
feel about I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Think so all right, So the Minecraft movie came out,
and I didn't know how this movie would do. But
John's generation, my son's, and our producers generation. I'm pretty
sure yours.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
It was the tail end of my child Okay. Minecraft
became a big deal.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
The kids were obsessed.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, a craft, that's what I like to call it.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Came at the end of my childhood.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So he would play, like John would be on his
lap on a PC playing Minecraft and he would have
his iPad watching someone play iPad and I said, what
are we doing? He goes, well, I'm watching them play
and I'm doing mine. And I'm like, so they the
people that were playing it had millions of followers and
they were million millionaires. Have you ever seen the two
(07:19):
guys that came up with Minecraft.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
No.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
One is the fat guy with the bun hair bun
and the other way it's like fat, It's like albut
and Carstelo. The other one is really super skinny and
has the scraggly beard, right, super skinny, and they're they
wear T shirts and sweatpants, not like what John Olden wears.
And they wear sweatshirts and T shirts and sweatpants and
(07:45):
they're billionaires. They sold Minecraft for like four billion dollars
or something, so there worth four billion dollars, and they're
these super nerds, super nerds, And I don't get Minecraft.
I don't get it, but the movie, And I said,
I wonder how the movie's gonna do fifty seven million
dollars in the first weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
When I heard it did better than the Mario Brothers
movie that came out a couple of years ago, I
was surprised. I didn't think you could top that for
a video game movie. I pulled a story on Minecraft.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Minecraft was.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So you could go into other people's games, Like John
created a character my son and my daughter was in
her room playing Minecraft, and you can go. You can
go into their world and burn it to the ground.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Like you can burn it to the ground.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So he created a character and he would go, I'm
gonna go in and Burnard. I said, John, don't do that.
And then you would hear Maggie screaming in her room
and her whole world would start. And it was like, uh,
and here's the sick part. You had to catch like
a cow on fire.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
What Yeah, you had to burn a cow so the
cow would start the fire again. It's digital cats, digital
cot What was it.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
From the book? We based this uh, we based this
game on the book of Levenicus.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
And but he would burn. I texted them their day
and say, what was the name of that character you
came up? Whether you used to burn your sister's.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Whole, because you got to start over.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
If your whole world burns to the ground, you have
to create and prevent some from burning your word.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That's a great question.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
I never kill them. If you see that they're burning
your place.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, if you catch them, you can kill them. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Sometimes if you an artist, the cloak of invisibility has
been a remoter, and you have the potion of Zarnia,
you can hit them with the spell off.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You have no idea how close that is to reality.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
So you know what, I'm gonna push this story to
the bottom of hour. I've got to I've got a
story about the movie people in the theaters. Yes, and
it's about the stupidest they ever heard. Okay, it's a
perfect example of why I don't go to the movies.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I love the movies.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
But if you do in the afternoon by yourself, nobody's there.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's fine on a weekdays, really good.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I'm always too busy, but.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
It's the only time you have total darkness, peace and quiet.
The phone is off and you're and a lot of
times you're the only person in the and it's just
if there's one other person there or a couple, that's it.
But it's the only time it's dark and quiet. In
these days where the world is twenty four hours a day,
the movie theater is the only place I can go
and just turn everything off. Where do you go for that?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I've got a place called the quarantine room. The quarantine
room is a separate bedroom with a sixty five inch
high definition TV and a Roku and different party favors
that I like to see.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Do you remember do you remember the chemical house from
two years ago that they had to put an entire
shroud and a fence around. See, the quarantine room has
gotten many chemicals and drugs, and.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
That's a hasthmad situation. My boys, it's fun.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I could go in there and go where the hell
did you get this? Like, you know, you got to
travel to the Congo to get this drug?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
A movie theater at one point, you said, because it
might have been just COVID. You said you rented the
entire hundred bucks. Can you still do that?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I mean, I think you can do that pretty close.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Do you think it's jumped up more?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I don't know if it's jumped up more, but I
guarantee you, I bet you you can get a whole
movie theater for a movie for a hundred bucks, because.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Because I think, what's the quote on a ticket? Fifteen bucks? Yeah,
it's it's twelve bus right, it's gonna be thirty for me.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
No, no, don't get me wrong. If you go on
after new it's seven dollars, is it okay?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
It'd be worth ninety three more? Yes, for me?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Not to see it by yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
But if you picked and you know, chose your your
friends that don't.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Talk, no, it would be just making if you picked.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Me, because I get irritated if you're on your phone
or if you talk to I'm just like, hey.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Man, I don't know what I would do without Susan
going why is he swimming through that hole? Why is
he opening that door? No? No, I don't know. Honey.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
First, that's not happening. I would get up and move
to another row.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
And you're the only two in there. Yeah, yeah, would
you say anything to her first? Like, I had no offense,
But I did that.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
When I went to see Titanic by myself. It was
during the day. I was on vacation, had nothing to do.
Jackie's at working on my own. Go and I sat
behind two couples and the girls ten minutes to go were.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
She loved her. He loved her.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
And I got up and I looked at him, and
the two boyfriends looked back and go, I'm sorry, man,
and I moved all the way to the end of
the row and sat down.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
He loved her. Titanic kiss me?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
No, no, can you wipe the snot off first?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
For I kiss you?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Titanic was the first date that took a girl on
Oh my gosh, it was Bonnie.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh good.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
But the problem was, let's leave names out of stuff,
all right. Her name was Ronnie, thank you. And Ronnie
was crying hysterically as the lights came on and had
her head bent over onto the seat and front of us.
And I had to sit next to her. And it
was our first date. So I couldn't, you know, like hugger,
say hey or snap out of it, couldn't say, it's
(13:09):
our first date. So I had to do the thing
where I just barely pat her where they're there. They're there,
but I think I might have done something to her.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Of course, if the dog is crying, john it's a
full on hug makeout session.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Absolutely, She's like, let me eat.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I wonder I don't make out with him.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I I've seen it. It's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I kissed my dog good night and I allow my
dog to fee. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I mean, seriously, if you smelled someone else, if you
did that to you, a human like you, like if
Susan goes, if you went it smells Susan's feet before
she went to bed, he'd be like.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Disgusting?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
But he smells all four palls of his dogs every
single night. Oh smells like Cheetos.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
No Frido's. Plus he can do whatever like he could.
Here's how he eats.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
How's your wife eat?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
The problem is when she does it, it drives me bananas.
When he does it, and.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
She knows that Johnny doesn't register with him, and she
knows that he smells his dog's feet, there's nothing wrong
with every single night, and that he's thinks smelling his
wife's feet is disgusting, discussed.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
The parking furry.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
You're apart, fury, You're furry, You're a furry.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You think about athletes, athletes full of the nose hole.
I'm not gonna smell person's foot that Rex Ryan.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Instead, you get rabies. Huh, didn't get rabies? No dogs
feet are on three German shepherds. Yes, let me uh
and right.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
So people say they don't have a favorite child, Let
me is.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
My favorite cho You have a mickey though?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Are you saying that because the other tutor dead? No?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
And listen, he's got the most problems. I lost my stuff. Well,
I had Meg for fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
I know you.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
And I came to work John with blood all over
his shirt.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Was Jaggers. She got him.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Walked into work a day later in a white T
shirt covered in the dog's blood and walked slowly like
a serial killer from the back door all the way
to the office. And we were like, Dwight's here, and
I'm like, what's wrong. And I went to see him
and he was sitting there in his chair with his
blood silkd T shirt and I'm like, you need to
(15:39):
get your ass out of here now, wah, I have
work to do.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
That was bad.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, that was bad.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
And then when Mick died, I wouldn't let Susan vacuu
him for like two months everything, and you certainly couldn't.
The nose prints had to stay. But Lemmy, he's my favorite,
all right?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
How old Leimmy?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
He's one?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No he's not, he's and a half.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
He's nine.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
And jermy sheers don't how long do they usually?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
He's what nine? He can't be?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Oh stop, buddy, Yeah that's why.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Well John, uh, you'll witness that.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
No, listen real quick. Then we gotta get the joke today.
I know what's coming. So I have been on the
internet for the last three months looking for a live
forever machine. I know it sounds stupid, I get it.
I finally found a live forever machine. And here's where
this divine intervention it has to be, it's meant to be.
(16:44):
Would you believe, and this is I'm getting goose bumps.
Would you believe the guy that has this live Forever
machine is selling it for the exact amount we have
in our four one K.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That is crazy.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Not a coincidence, No, not a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You have to get it now.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Right now, I need to just get the code from Susan.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Right, let's do joke today and we'll talk about windownation absolutely.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Okay, hey, fellas uh an elly couples having dinner at
another elderly couple's house and after eating, the wives they
leave the table and they head on into the kitchen
to do the dishes.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And yeah, the wifely, Yes, that's what the lady folk
do they do.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
That's when the two gentlemen talking alone. Well, the guys says,
your last night, we went out to this new restaurant.
It's really great. I highly recommend it. Probably the best
food I ever had, best service, atmosphere, Oh my gosh.
The other man said, really, that's interesting. What's the name
of the restaurant? The first man thought for a while,
and he hung his head and he said, I don't know, Tony,
(17:50):
what what's the name of that that gune at that flower?
It's a flower that you give somebody, Yeah, you know,
you give it to somebody when they love. It's red.
And the other guy, oh, do you mean Rose? He goes, yeah,
he leaned towards kitsch and said, hey, Rose, what's the
name of that restaurant we went to last night. Old
people jokes.
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(19:00):
Why it's so funny. I just got a text message
from the people that we grow hair Indy.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
M hm.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
The mayor is busy. We grow hair Indy. They're like, hey,
we saw that picture with you all in the mayor.
The mayor needs hair.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Sorry, Craig, unless you want, let's ask him about that.
Let's let's ask him about that. So well, let's ask
him about it.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Hey, a right, welcome back.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Hang on news radio eight forty w h is Tony
and Dwight Chow brought you by the Kentucky Office of
Highway Safety. Please buckle up, put the phone down, Put.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
The phone down, baby, the pound down. Uh, and don't
drive into water a.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Little bit midnight star version, put your phone down.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
My best one of my best friends, not you, Dwight.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Oh, trust me. I was never under the assumption I
was your best friend.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I'm glad were on the same page.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
But he was driving through water with his truck on
his on his own property. But he was underwater, and
I texted him because he sent the video, and I said, dude,
I don't have time to write your ugly.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
You're not anywhere nearby ugly And by the way, oh.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Your mom loves me, by the way, and I was
disclose to being your stepdad, so you need to back
up with your I'm not doing the ugly.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Too far man too far? Dude?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah sure, but he but I said I don't have time,
which Sean, he was on his own property.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Let me ask you this, where did he fall? And
the gratitude on your Hall of Fame speech? Was he
first or second.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I ain't get mentioned.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Huh sean ha old feeling he was lumped in with uh.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
You looked at the table with me and everyone at
the table, you named everybody but me and Dave.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I know, I did.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I knew. He actually looked at the table by.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
That in that jerk face. Terry Miners. He said it
before I went up. He goes, you're gonna forget one
or two people, and you're gonna you were staring us,
and I said, no, I'm not. I'm gonna get everybody in.
He was like, no, you're not. And I went up
there and he's sure enough, he's smiling as I forget David.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I was David and I were sitting next to Terry Miners,
and then Claudia coffee, and then me and then Dave.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
You go and you know, of course Terry miners. And
then you said, oh, Doc Sadlow. Tom Proni's my financial guy.
Tom Proni's the say next guy. I love you, Tom Paroni.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Hey, who could forget? You know? The guy that gets
cans out of the dumpters. Hey dirty all? Are you
his dirtyrtyll here?
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah's dirty? Hey? A couple of things I want to say, uh,
congratulations to Pat Paul Miller. Pat Paul Miller has been
at Ford Truck Plant for thirty years. Who celebrating thirty years?
Way to go, Pat Paul Miller. Get him. It's thirty years.
I've been here.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I've been here for thirty five.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I don't want somebody call me Papa, Pat Paul, Papaul Paul.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
No, not ready for that.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
That's not what we call you.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I want to be Papa, oh papa.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
After my wife has the child, by default, you all
become the grand parent.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
That's true, that's right.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
My dog caused me pop pop when I come home,
len Me goes. No, he doesn't top pop, No he does,
he does. You don't know what goes on in my house.
And I also say thank you to uh Jessica Stewart
Johnson at the New Dawn Mile Therapy.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
As you noticed you were in pain yesterday, you're on drugs.
You were making no sense for the show, I know,
and then today you're much better.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Much better. I still gotta go back. I'm going back Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
But man, what part of the back did she massage
that got that loose?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Well, that brings up another point. I want to apologize
to jess.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
How many times did you pass gas? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Three? But she was.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
She's probably used to its pressure points, but that's not
one of the yours doesn't smell and I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I'll glisten. So I want to apologize to Jessica. Stuart
Johnson at New Dawn Mile Therapy.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Has to use the full name. Well, first of all,
he has to use the full name. First of all,
you know what, it never not has to use the
full name.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Pick a name, married lady, either take your husband's name
or not.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yours didn't and oh, my dad, it.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Pisses me off equally. But I want to apologize because
while she was massaging my back, no, she lost her
wedding ring in my uh back, in my back.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Fat on the back, hair too, can take back fat
and hair. It's like like dB Cooper in there. You
can't find him, like.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
A bowl of cottage cheese. Some thing got stopped, the
whole thing. They got to bring in staff and people
from the next door shine the lights on my back fat,
but they finally found a ring.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Thank you, all right, So let's come back to your
dog y study more than ninety nine percent of you,
I'm sure you saw this. I don't know why you
didn't do this earlier because you loved dog stores. More
than ninety nine percent of US dogs have behavioral problems.
Here's what I'll say. I'm going to compare to us
dogs to US children. It's not your fault. It's your
parents' fault. One hundred percent screwed up because of Susan
(24:15):
and Dwight one hundred Okay, no question, you all have
done that to that poor dog, just like children. We
want to blame children for being nuts, you know, and
running around with whatever the hell they're doing on college
campuses and stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
They they up.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
We got it, we got it, we got the Uh
if you're just sharing laughter, if they're just airing laughter,
somebody got a little too comfortable to Tony Dwight shot
it slipped.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Us dogs beavor problems. Here's the deal. Dogs and children
are the same.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
So you see these kids what they're doing on college campuses,
and you're going, what happened to them? You did that? Yeah,
you did that. As appearance you did that. It's not
their fault. If you'd have raised them like you were raised,
you'd have been fine. They'd have been fine.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
See Benjamin everyone's a winner in their own way.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
No, no, so here it is if you And the
same thing is with dogs. We talked about it yesterday.
You call it a crate, it's a cage. You put
them in cages. Is not what's wrong with dogs outside.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You can't have a dog outside really, because we did
that forever and now it's not.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I understand when it's hot and cold, you bring them in,
but the dogs want to be outside. They want to
be in your house. Oh yeah, they want to be
in the crate more than they want to do roam
around the house and sleep where they want. Sure, I
get it.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Uh be in that little cage.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Or wander the entire house and do whatever I want.
I want to sniff stuff around the house and do
my stuff. You don't just hang out. I want to
go in this room now, No, I want to sit
in the cage. He loves it there.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Oh that's what you think.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
He does love it. Okay, it's called you're training. So
it's so that sounds like a COVID.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
So for the humane that sounds like a cod caney.
You're putting your dog in a cage. So you don't
want them to do while you're gone. That's what that's
what it is.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
You used to let the dog out when you went
to work.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
I still do. No. I let him out to go
pee and then comes back in.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
See that's the thing. They won't let This is a child.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Can you imagine letting your child out and never It's like,
the dog is eighty five years old?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Stop it, man, what's nine times seven?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Stop?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
What's sixty three? The dog sixty three years old? And
you won't let the dog go out in the backyard
by itself.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
No, he won't go out by hmself.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
You he won't because you've made him crazy.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Do you want to hear how crazy he is? I
don't listen. No, listen is story. So so in order
to teach a dog how to go outside and pee,
you go out and you pee with him.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
No, no, no, you're ready for this.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
You're ready for this. So he looks, do you lift
your leg? I don't go. I make I said, sitzens too.
Code out there. She's the one that trains it.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Susan has to do it.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Susan has to go outside the pee and he which
you have the boy parts that he has or he
doesn't have his nose, he leans forward and pee is
like a female dog because every time that she's gone
out there, he's got to look for her queue to
go peepee. And so when she starts to make her
you listening to this, so when susans so, when Susan
squats to make a peepee, he'll go right next to her.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
And lean forward. People are driving around thinking this is
a bit.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
This is not a bit, not a bit.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
This is reality.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
A lawmaker in this state that is is making a
difference for every man, woman and child in this Commonwealth
of Kentucky is peeing in her backyard showing how the
dog peas well.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
That's because the dog gets used to it, and you
gotta say, he's got to look for that visual queue
and that audio que.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
You know, she's sleeping a crate too.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
No thank you, thank you, no.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Goes.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
And of course because you trained him to go in
at this time, does you want to be in there?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Lemmy sleeps on our king size bed from Sim's furniture,
and Susan I sleep on the floor.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Do you think if dogs could talk for one second, boy,
and you could ask him, hey, I know you go
in this cage.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
It's not they ca' we don't even have it anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I know you go in this cage.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
It was for months.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
So do you want to go in this cage or
roam the entire house while we're gone at work. What
do you think any dog is gonna say no, put
me in the cage. No, he's gonna say no, I
can hang out here. You mean the whole house while
you're gone.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yes, I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I'll do that. Sign me up.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
It's what he does.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
She likes it. She feels comfortable and safe in the case.
He feels safe. You feel safe from torn up stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Lemmy was in his crate for a few months, and
now he's and he has for years, has graduated, he
said eight. For years he's had to run out of
the house.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
No, that's great, that's what I mean. You know you're
all figuring it out.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
But it's not like I don't understand what the kid.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I don't understand crate the dog all day. I don't
get it.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I don't get all day. You can't do that.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
It's and I'm not calling it a crate. It's a
damn cage.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
No, it's a crazy dog.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
People need to hear it. It's a dog. People need
to hear it. It's a cage.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Mine identifies as a crate. And when you say it
identifies it something. You got to do that or you're racist.
I think that's the rules.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I know it's transphober.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
What are the crates pronouns?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Good dog?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
So, but you know, so where we used to keep
the crate in the living room. Okay, now we have
a luxurious bed and he only did it for a
few months. But now he's got a bed right where
the crate was. Guess where he lays the most, Right
where that bed is where he used to have his.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Crate, because that's where he got used to Could you
imagine if him staring outside the inside the cage, and
then he's thinking, I could be on that couch right now,
and if he left the TV on for me, I
could watch Little House on the Prairie all day.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
But I can't. I have to sit in this cage
and chew on this chew toy.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
All day.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
And that's all I have. That's all I have.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I'm tony like cats, all right.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
According to a new study involving forty three thousand dog owners.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I forgot there's a story.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Which finds ninety.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
There is the story here forty three thousand doll owners,
which finds ninety nine point one two percentage of dogs
in the country have at least one behavioral problem problem.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Jeez, Brianna from Louisiana listens to us in Louisiana every morning.
She says, I hope the story is turning into the
story about you pooping in your own backyard.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
No, I'm not going there a story.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I know who you're talking about Louisiana, which I am not.
I'm not We're not doing that.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Story right now.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
We'll tell that story. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
The most common issue is separation and attachment behaviors. Something
of eighty five percent of dogs have separation attachment behaviors,
which can include restlessness, pacing, trying to escape, barking, chewing
stuff when left alone.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
So, and that's that's true. And I got this from
rich Harden at double HK nine. He's who trades let
me had let Me was tied to a tree the
first nine months of his life and then we rescue him.
So he had a lot of behavior problems. Separation anxiety
was one of them because he's been tied to a
damn tree.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, well that's different.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
So a lot of dogs have that. He does like
a place commands. What you do is you you point
at any particular place and you have the dog lay
there and the dog has to stay there until you're releasing.
And that really helps with separation anxiety.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That works the same with kids.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
I don't know about kids. Kids.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, can you imagine if that work with kids where
you just point at a spot and go set They said,
kid would go yes, uh and go sit in that spot.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
It's pop No, you can't be pop a bell?
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Did that classical condition?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah? Whatever it is. You start to drool? Why am I?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I just want, like a guy with an English accent
to have two dovermans protect the house. Zeus Apollo patrol
and Apollo patrol in a uh in a ups.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Drivers like a uniforms.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
It's Safari with his work boots Zeus Zeus.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
What else is say about dogs?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Uh, they're crazy. Dogs are crazy, that's what they say.
And it's and to me, I do this story because
it's not their fault. It's your fault, America. It's fault
you buy them a seven dollar cookie, You buy him
a seven dollars bakery dog cookie.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Would you have a coupon?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Let me, this is an animals that licks its own
rear and you're buying them a seven dollar cookie.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
What's wrong with people that lick rears?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I'm not judging.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
You got to say something, right.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I didn't say anything about the licking the rears part.
That's something you want to.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Do that time. If that's if that is some kind
of comment condemning me in front of my peers. I
want to know about it.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
No, no, rear piers. I wouldn't buy you. Listen, I
understand what you do. I wouldn't buy you a seven
dollar cookie just because my point. I wouldn't buy you
a seven dollar cookie.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
I'd buy you one.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
No, you wouldn't. I don't lick my I don't lick that.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Jefferson Animal Hospital. Is your dog over fifty pounds? What
is your cat? Over ten?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Could have done the workaholics?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
No Jeffers, No, Jefferson Animal Hospital. Baby, your dog's over
fifty pounds, your cat's over ten pounds. They could save
other cats and dogs lives and the dog could go
on and lick uts. Serious though, did you know that
if your dog gives blood, your cat gives blood? It's
(34:05):
going to save the life of not just one other animal,
but four to six other animals. Folks. That's huge. But
there's more to it than just the blessing of saving lives.
That's right when your dog, your cab comes blood donors
with Jefferson Animal Hospital, there's also benefits for you and
your pet. We're talking about normal, regular examinations, vaccines, and more.
(34:28):
To find out more, call five zero two nine hundred pets.
That's five zero two nine hundred pets. Stick around more
at the top of the hour. Tony and Dwight John
Alden steering the boat News ready to wait forty whas
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