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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Look creep boom dream sound just like Scott Stabb don't on. Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
He is exactly the way you think he is, Like
the way he walks out on stage slowly and puts
his foot up on the monitor and then he leans
the mic in and stays right there, and there's a
fan on him and he's shirtless. That's how when you
talk to him. Yes, that's exactly how he is, you know.
For you either love it or you hate it.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
For a long time, I took a fan with me,
and like I went into a meeting, I would turn
it on, so right, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, I guess
you're wondering while I called this meeting and a hair
would be blowing.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Gus.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, Hey, Gus, Gus Allen our boss.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I normally wouldn't do this.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
He's such a good looking guy, Gus Allen.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Stop kissing his ass? Hey, live on the radio. You
can do that in the breaks. Okay, So, Gus, I
normally wouldn't do this.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
That's never a good start to something typically, But go ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, I don't know what's coming either, So now I'm nervous, Gus,
I think.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And here's the deal. You ever been to one of
those places where they give you. You go to the
place and there's like a used TV and a refrigerator
and a lamp, and they go and they give you
an accent a bat and they go go in there.
Just go in there and just go nuts and just
start smashing the land. Stuff destroys them. So live on
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the air right now, I think I think Gus needs
to destroy some stuff. Is there anything is what is bothering?
Is there anything that bothers you lately or somebody that
has annoyed you?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Let's say, yeah, we're doing this on the air. Yeah yeah,
listen man, you're the program director of All Sports eleven
nine to twelve. That one sometimes calls me.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You drive a lot? Is it doesn't have to be
work related, Sure it does. It can be what what drive?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
What did you what? Kipka?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
What does your wife do that drives you nuts? School today?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So that probably not good?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
She could actually hear this, Okay, but hang on and
say it can't be family related because he's never there.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That's damn.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I wish I wish i'd be the best I've heard
in a while. I wish I were kidding.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, So what does your wife think about us?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, actually you you've had an interaction with her one time.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I've met your wife several times.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I hang on, hang on here, what is this entail?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I can't This is the old building I came out,
she was meeting me. I think this is like a
Friday night or something with the kids. This is many
several years ago. Boy, And she was at the back door.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You came out the back door there, and I came
out and I said, I'll be up there in a minute.
And the next thing I know, I think you all
had the evening show. And I go out and you're
both at the car talking to her, one on one side.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Get away away, Yes.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Do not listen to them. Do not influence anything. The
kids are there, they're going to be influenced by these
bad people. Your wife's hot starred for light.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, your wife's hot.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's kind of like being at the at the natural
preserve and the two bison are coming up to the
windows and he's yelling, don't get out of the car,
don't feed the windows on, don't feed the bear.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
But you've you know, you could tell sometimes it's hard
for you to hide your frustrations with things. And I
didn't know if you wanted to do this, like in therapy,
get some things off your chest, live on a fifty
thousand watt am radios.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Do hang on, let's put some let's put some bumper
guards on here. We're talking about when we see in
the hallway, man, but not when you were in here
yelling us. Remember the last time he yelled at us
in here? I do remember that quite well. Don't don't
do that on the air.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That's not mine, As I said, that's not really what
I like to do. That's my buckets.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I think I made a gust man, because I enjoy
that part.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You do You actually do enjoy that?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Man?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I do. I enjoy it. I enjoy it. It's all
I grew up. Every coach yelled at me, My dad
yelled at me my entire life. I enjoy it when
it's somebody's yelling heavy, all right, But anything's particularly bothering
you that you want to talk.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
About, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You sure? Okay, if anything pops in your head in
the next couple of minutes ago, you know what, you
were in a store the other day and I just
can't take that.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Guy, Okay, you know, I will say the last couple
of days driving in here. Yeah, actually there's one.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Okay, we always knew here we go, there's one. There's
always one.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Some guy driving a jeep that looked a lot like.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It has a cobo.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I mean, it was amazingly similar to that. In fact,
if they were on Interstate sixty four at approximately I
don't know, four thirty yesterday morning at the Lanesville exits.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Okay, wow, I'm getting narrowed down here.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, slow down, because he dared near. I thought he
was gonna wreck it. He started to score, you know,
do the swivel.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It was done.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
The snow was still on. The snow was still on.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I was thinking this morning, any when I was driving
in and I mean this sincerely, I wish the state
would just have a lane that you had to qualify
and it would be the people who actually know what
the f they're doing lane, and you had to qualify.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
That drive slowly in the left hand lane.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That that's horrible, mall.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
The worst for me is East End housewife in the
four by four that thinks that the four by four
can overtake ice. Sweetie, that's not going to work.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
For Let's see, what is the police. There's a Topeka,
Kansas Police department. They put out something about the snow
was coming. They said, hey, there's there's some friendly little
helps here. Four by four drive doesn't mean four by
four stop. Correct, And some people don't understand.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
That Lanesville that is is that where poll Freeze is
with the parrot.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You know, the closer to George.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Okay, he's never been up there. It's an old fashioned
ice cream joint.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Indiana, I thought, I do, but I come through Indiana
because it's a nice straight shot. Got a witchcraft right,
you come through, you get off, you go up through Cordon,
and you come through Cordon on sixty four to downtown.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Guse Dwight doesn't understand anything. It's not South End anything
out of outside Middletown or or the South end he
comes to. He comes to the East End with me
and Saint Matthew's and I have to literally call him
and talk.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And he's not playing man like like when I had
to go to the Trinity Hall of Fame dinner.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I don't know if you knew that ghost, but I
went into the Trinity Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
He mentioned that do you have a heart attack too?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I'd heard something maybe a rumor on that one is
that is that case that.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Didn't make it into my speech? But yes, that's correct, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Just checking it did make it in your speech.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Did I?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah, I think that. I think the same. Next guy,
Doc Satay, So, hey, Gus, So here's the table. Okay,
it's it's me, Terry Miners, Dave Jennings. By the way,
me and Dave Jennings. We work with the guy every
every day.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yes, yes, Claudia coffee, Claudia Coffee.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
There'll be a chance.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Wh s I forgot who else? Anyway, he gets up,
he goes, I like to think a lot of I go.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Around the room and I thank everybody, and he's not
gonna let this go.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And so he looks at our he looks at our
table and of course could forget Claudia Coffee and Terry Miners,
you've been so good to me and gushes and gushes
and me and Dave kind of look at you like, go,
we're next, and then just moves on to the next table,
moved on to the.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I went right to the Catholic Education Foundation. But funny
because Terry went up to me right before the whole
event started and he goes, I don't care how much
notes you made, you're gonna forget somebody and they're never
gonna let you forget it. That w Terry And then
sure enough it's Dave and Dwight.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Is just the two guys he does the show with
every day, every single day.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And you forgot them. Yeah, and you were looking at
them right, looked.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
He was looking at our table. I can't forget Claudia
coffee and gushed on her for Claudia, you Claudia.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I worked with Claudia about one hundred times times.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Was there a whole will they won't they thing with you?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
She h? She definitely would hit on me too much.
And Claudia, I'm taken.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Stop with dissimilar sort of something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, we had you forgot.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Well I didn't forget, but I read when I amc events.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yes, yeah, yeah, So.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I was doing one in front of I don't know
eighte hundred and fifty people is at the Marriott Wow
for people do belong to?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
It is so you don't want to screw up obviously,
you know I look like an idiot. Well, I remember
it so happened. I had my wife here at that
this one. They were like, you want to bring her?
And I said, yeah, we're in Louisville this one particular
time we do that. So I'm reading through everything and
I'm reading off all these people and I get to
Chairman emeritus, okay, yes, and I just I'm looking at
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the sheet and just going through it, and I go
and chairman emeritis.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
And I didn't know. Oh I said it.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
And I and I heard some people kind of joking
out in the thing, and I'm like, oh, what's the
laughter for my wife? And she's going, your mouthing the
word emeritis. Oh, I said, this is Kentucky. We don't
That's an odd disease that we have here.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's that's right.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And so now when I see the word it throws me.
Every time. I'll still say emma ritis, and I know
what it is.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I all right.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I think my biggest screw up was twenty years old.
I was twenty years old and I said, I introduced
Jimmy Hendrix, Voodoo Child, Voodoo Chill has Voodoo Chili. Yeah,
and every meeting after that, yeah, everybody, mel Rextro, Troy, you,
all of you lovely friends.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
We would do it on the air too. We would say, okay,
we would come out of Jimmy Hendricks. V Chaw would say,
oh that's Jimmy Hendrix. Voodoo chow Tony would say voodoo
chili for.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Years in years because you never let your friends forget
your screw up. But I'm glad that you're feeling a
little bit. You're seemed like a little bit more upbeat
right now. But I wanted to give you a chance
to to get whatever you needed off your chest on
this radio station.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, and in the future, even Gus, if because you're
in charge of multiple talk stations, if maybe one of
your shows are giving you a little trouble and you
get on your nerves, you can feel free to vent
to us about whatever show that might be. Do that
and when we'll try to give it.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I can't see anything wrong happening out of that scenario. Boy, Hey,
I don't need to vent because everything.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Is roses and what else. He's been in the cat
and nip again. Well, let's talk about ass droids about.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
This is kind of a big story. Yeah, this thing
hitting us is increasing.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Baby. Three weeks ago, NASA issued an alert of a
Sydney killer asteroid. It said it had one point chance
of hitting direct to Earth in twenty thirty two. Now
the percentage has grown at two point six is oh no,
it rose to two point two percent, then two point
six percent. Now in just three weeks is three point
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one percent. The asteroids estimated to be between one hundred
and thirty one to two hundred and ninety feet ninety
five feet wide.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
What the hell did you just say? What one hundred
between one hundred and what.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
It's supposed to be. The asteroids is supposed to between
one hundred and thirty one feet to two hundred and
ninety five feet wide. What's the comparison of that?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It's three hundred feet wide? Just say that? Why are
you going to confuse people?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Because I'm the most respected journalist in the city, and
I like to give the facts as they are.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Thank you facts.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'm not like you ago.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Three hundred foot of.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
No, No, two hundred and ninety five foot It's somewhere between
one hundred and thirty one feet and two hundred and
ninety five feet.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
You know, I hate you. So this thing's twenty thirty two.
What do they think we're going to shoot something at it?
They have a plan? First, Bruce Willis Bruce Willis is
going to get into station of bad health. No, it's
not gonna be Bruce Willis.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I don't think Bruce quite knows he's in bad health.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It might be Ryan Goslin. Let's just say it's Ryan.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Go yeah, I can do it.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
No, they have a plan, like NASA and all them
are getting a plan now to be able to try
to knock this thing out of the way, because if
it's almost tripled the odds in the last couple of weeks,
and most likely it will land in the ocean or
somewhere else, right, I mean, it's not gonna like it's
going to hit Paris what all?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It says at risk of hitting a lot of popular cities.
Most of them are like Mumbaio.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
How do they know? They don't know where it's going
to like, they don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Maybe they talk to the asteroid and they said, hey,
you know, if you were going to hit the Earth,
where would you want to go? That's common practice in
astronomical It's.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
One of my favorite lines from Armagaine and what when
the guy that's talking going, this is coming, it is
going to end all life, and then the other guy says, well,
we're listening to the president, YadA YadA. He goes, oh,
that's good. Listen to the guy that got to see
at Princeton, or you can listen to me. And I said, no,
that's a lone line. It's coming and you can't stop it.
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But no, the asteroid thing is again, that's well, how
it would be a virus that the the next reset
on Earth will either be a virus, which is most
likely going to be a virus, or the asteroids.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I got an idea. Can't we just shoot a whole
lot of preparation.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
H at it and shrink the asteroids it's a different
asteroid you sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, because it helps with mine.
I know it does.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Some months, I got to sit on a donut.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
But in reality, I don't want to survive. I'd rather
be right under me. I don't want to live without
Netflix and Jimmy John's and do I have to go
hunt my own food and if and and then got
to find clean water and then if it's just let's
say that that now my circle of people is dhite,
yeah and Lemmy right right. So now it's like I'm surviving.
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I'm surviving wearing a potato sack as clothes.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Could you go back to what you said? You you
you don't want to survive without again? I think you mentioned,
was it Jimmy Johnson?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Is that part of your survival?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Well, I'm just saying I like the comforts of life now,
but I don't know if I want to survive the
arm again. Like everyone's like fighting to survive, I'm not
sure I want to do that.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Well, we got it. We run commercials on here with
fake Sam Sam Elliott going, or you're ready for the Pokemon? Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Right, it's always Patriot Flies at midnight dot com or something.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Patriot cheese is good for twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
And here's the thing, I'm a deeply flawed human being.
I don't think the human race should start again with
my genetics.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I definitely think that we need to wipe the Is
that is that? Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Well we all agree on that, Yeah, of course, yeah, definitely.
Do you want to survive the arm ageddon Gus?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
No, no, No, you're with me, right. I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I don't want to go down the river and pale
up my own water.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I'll be raptured. No, So that's what I in church. Okay,
So I'm fifty seven years old. It's hard for me
to hold my pee that long, you know. So by
time the end of the sermon, sometimes if you're listening
Pastor Brad, you get a little bit long winded Pastor Brad.
So when we go, we always sit front row. So
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we always sit front row.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Let's wrap about.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Hey, it's Pastor Brad. Whoa, whoa kids, kids, stop fighting.
Pastor Brad has some words of advice from adventures.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Stop fighting.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Stop fighting. Let's stop fighting.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
His starting violence is not the answer.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I'm Pastor Brad. So anyway, sometimes at the end of way,
always he closes with a prayer. Really, and so I'll
get up up and sneak out to the restroom. And
every time I.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Come back, walk out during the prayer. Yeah, that's the
one time you can't walk out during a sermon. Go pee,
but you can't walk out at the prayer parts.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I happen to know that I pray way better than
Pastor Brad. So anyway, always what the contests, yep, that
so when I come back.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Pastor Brad's the guy that gets all his shirts from
the Untucket store.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
He wears the dark blue jeans and uh the dress
shoes that are like tennis shoes, but they're not tennis
shoes and they're not dress shoes.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
So at the end of the sermon, like a hipster,
at the end of the sermon, I'll walk out during
the prayer. Everybody's eyes are shut, and I'll come back
and we'll be singing like the last song, and I'll
walk back in. I'll go I bet you all thought
I got raptured, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
No one thought that.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Same line, same line every time every Sunday.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
The rapper's gonna have it happened. You're gonna be sitting
there and you're gonna go.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, where everybody go, even even past Brad's gone.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
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Speaker 2 (17:05):
How many people do you call it rapture happs? And
then you just gotta witch you Do you have a list?
You're like, well, I'm calling Steve because there's no way
right yet, like Steve didn't get rapped. Did you make yes?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Okay, there are certain people I know I'd be able
to call off the raps rack.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
But now you getting around and drink all the booze
and it's like free because it's now the rapture and
you sit around and go how did Kevin.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Right get raptured? Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Kenny is serious?
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Speaker 2 (18:53):
I remember when they the program director walked into the
studio and handed me this CD and said, oh, we
just got a just go ahead and play it. I
unwrapped it and played it for the first time in Louisville, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I remember when we had a program director by the
name of Rick Jamie, and he came and he gave
me a cassette tape. He goes, this new Metallica, get
it carted up and get it on the air immediately.
So I ran in the studio and I played it.
I'm like, oh, this is horrible. What is this. I
walked up and I said, hey, I don't think that's
get it on the air. But I don't think it's
just shut up and get it on the air. It
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was another radio station sent that tape with a letterhead.
It was like some kids garage band, and he played
it on the air even after I told him, dude,
listen to it. Get it on the air.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
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What I'm going to sucerritas today.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh the fiesta path is. Oh baby, I love the chips.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh, the chips, the pickled the guile. Let me tell
you something, man, don't do that, just say pickled, the
pickled the guile. Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I hate it when I go out to mexic In
places with you and you say, yeah, I'll have a
pepsi and a just say burrito.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
People enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, they don't.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
They do. And then you always, especially the Mexican folks
that work back there, they go, oh, fantastic accent, mister Vanetti.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
What are the Irish? Hey? You know I learned the
you know what term I want to get? I want
because I love I love saucerres guacamole. But you know
what term I learned the other day? What you know
what you call mashed potatoes Irish guacamole. All right, sounds
pretty good, right.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah.
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Speaker 5 (21:29):
Hey, what do you think about cooking some spaghetti on
me tonight? I've got seven burners.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
That's exactly how my Italian stove says. My wife's not
gonna let me buy that one.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Hey, I changed my mind.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Let's get some fetaccini going instead of the spaghetti.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Just to throw your wife at curveball, ton't it?
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Thank you? Sixteen thousand dollar Italian stove at bargain Supply
East Jefferson Street. Stop on by, tell the front lady's desk. Ladies,
I said, hi, they always say hi to everybody walks in.
You do this. It's a friendly place, all right, saucer
Reta is bargain supply.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
One more move on, Saucereda's quit playing around. I used
to go and just get like a couple of orders whatever. Yeah,
and I gobble him down. I'm like, where do we'll go?
I started just getting a Fiesta pack just for me soon.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
It's so awesome.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
It feeds a family. Finally, is well, just keep it
in the chips. They don't know. It's stamn man.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
No, I'm thinking about getting the whole. You know what.
Jackie's like mostly out of town today. I might get
a Fiesta pack just for me.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
You know what, it's sometimes you got to be selfish, Hey, kid,
you tell me what that sixteen thousand dollars stove does
differently than my you know, Oh buddy, we don't even
thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
That's right, hey, listen.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
I also have I also have two clocks, so you
could see what time you're cooking here in Louisville and
what time you're cooking if you were in London.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Thank you sixteen thousand dollars Italian stove from Bargain Supply.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Well, if you want to know what the secret to
great sex is, I'm getting ready to tell you. Doctor
William Yarbor. He's up in uh what University, Indiana?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Bill, I know him, Yeah, Bill, Bill Yarbor.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, he's a good guy.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, but you know what I mean being a sex expert.
You know you ever want to take him around the
Why because she never met anyway, he's in his forty
first year of teaching at Indiana University.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Oh yeah, that's the sex like the sending of the
universe for sex studies?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Is it really?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah? I you is really yeah? They have the Kennington Kensington,
the Kensington, the Institute on Sex.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
What's the building shaped like? And how much shrubbery does
I have at the entrance of the building.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
What's the story it started out?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Well started they started out with all these big shrubs,
like when they they what's the story when they built
a building in the seven he had great big shrubs. Marios, Oh, man,
stopping man, Marios, And you're taking pictures now I've ever
read Mark?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
All right, you're okay, you're okay, it's a little it's
not read. Let me see let me see.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Your face her hot face.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You're okay.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Can we go back to the first topic this hour,
which one the things that drop me out to.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Get off my chest? Well, doctor William Arbor, he's a
teaching sex studies at Indiana University. He says the key
to stellar sex life is communicate with your partner, specifically
how you like to be touched, and the boost things
by telling them how you like to be touched. He says,
when it comes to sex with any couple, communication is
(24:34):
the key, so.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That it's not just in the bedroom. Communication is the
key in the entire relationship. So I agree with him,
but yes, you should communicate. The reason couples go wrong
is because they hold onto stuff and they don't express that.
That drives me crazy. Will you please work on that?
That's it. It's sometimes as simple as that, Like Dwight
(24:56):
has four hundred and twenty seven things that that Susan
does that drives them crazies.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Right, yes, but we're working on it.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
If I, if I, if you, if we speed, like
if we did a speed where he would just name
it and I just went bing bang every time he
nailed it. He's got, she's got does a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
God, I love my wife, and I feel bad because
the other Yeah, I know I do.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
You don't have any ceilings.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
No, I actually I do feel bad because I've got
whatever the disease that is. If somebody smacks.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yes or crunches yes, I have the same one.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I'm automatically murdering them in my mind.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
She's doing it.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
She came down the other night, you know, down.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
By the way. That is a real syndrome. I have
the same exact one. It's it's it involves people that
make mo noises with their mouths when they're eating, and
it drives the other person crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
And I have that.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
And I had it when I was a little kid
because I had three siblings and I wanted to throw
bowls and glasses at my siblings' faces, going, seriously, you
have to make that noise.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I remember my brother would like be sitting in the
living room and cold flu season. He get like this
nose whistle. I'm like, I can hear it. I know
you can hear it. Go blow your nose.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Man just even gave me a little my heart skipped.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
So what happens is it affects your auditory correct canal
and it triggers your fight or flight. Unfortunately, I'm always fight.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Okay. So here's the in lies of the question.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
She knows this, No, she knows that.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Does she do it on purpose? Is it by accident?
Because in then some days then we know the true
the trueness of the person. Because I'm convinced my wife
does it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I'll come down, I'll come down and down in the basement,
I'll turn on the TV. L lay down, and she'll
get up from the chair and she'll run up to
the cabinet and come down with some potato chips. And
I'm like, you're doing it on purpose. Say hey, I
gotta go. There's a list to a small bag. You're
the small snack size. You get a kids. That's what
she'll be eating. I'll go upstairs and I'll watch something
(26:58):
or do something. I'll come down twenty minutes later, she's
still on there. So I say that, say this, she's
saving it to drive me crazy. Croutons, that's where I
was going. She brought to She brought a salad down
the other day.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Croutons.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
She brought a salad down with croutons, and she says,
is this gonna get on your nerves? That's what I
felt bad.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
But it takes her two hours.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
It takes her two hours to eat a damn salad
and the croutons.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
And here's analy is the problem. Okay, she is loud,
like people are loud, And then there is the jet
airplane that is your wife. So if she eats crouton,
she could go upstairs, lower the attic, stairs, go into
the attic, crawl out the little window next to the
(27:42):
fire escape, doesn't get onto the roof, and then eat
her croutons and you would still hear it.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Right in the basement. Plus you learn how to whisper
in a helicopter. We'll be out somewhere, aren't You don't
look now, but the guy behind.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Us Shacky's is chewing ice. Is just so loud, and
and in my head, I'm like, is that the last piece?
Like I'm hoping it's the last piece in the cup?
It never is, it never is, it never is, it
never is. I accidentally knock it over all the time.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Oh I'm sorry, my gosh.
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Speaker 2 (29:00):
Back after this on NewsRadio eight forty WHS
Look creep boom dream sound just like Scott Stabb don't on. Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
He is exactly the way you think he is, Like
the way he walks out on stage slowly and puts
his foot up on the monitor and then he leans
the mic in and stays right there, and there's a
fan on him and he's shirtless. That's how when you
talk to him. Yes, that's exactly how he is, you know.
For you either love it or you hate it.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
For a long time, I took a fan with me,
and like I went into a meeting, I would turn
it on, so right, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, I guess
you're wondering while I called this meeting and a hair
would be blowing.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Gus.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, Hey, Gus, Gus Allen our boss.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I normally wouldn't do this.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
He's such a good looking guy, Gus Allen.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Stop kissing his ass? Hey, live on the radio. You
can do that in the breaks. Okay, So, Gus, I
normally wouldn't do this.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
That's never a good start to something typically, But go ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, I don't know what's coming either, So now I'm nervous, Gus,
I think.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And here's the deal. You ever been to one of
those places where they give you. You go to the
place and there's like a used TV and a refrigerator
and a lamp, and they go and they give you
an accent a bat and they go go in there.
Just go in there and just go nuts and just
start smashing the land. Stuff destroys them. So live on
(01:22):
the air right now, I think I think Gus needs
to destroy some stuff. Is there anything is what is bothering?
Is there anything that bothers you lately or somebody that
has annoyed you?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Let's say, yeah, we're doing this on the air. Yeah yeah,
listen man, you're the program director of All Sports eleven
nine to twelve. That one sometimes calls me.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You drive a lot? Is it doesn't have to be
work related, Sure it does. It can be what what drive?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
What did you what? Kipka?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
What does your wife do that drives you nuts? School today?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So that probably not good?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
She could actually hear this, Okay, but hang on and
say it can't be family related because he's never there.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That's damn.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I wish I wish i'd be the best I've heard
in a while. I wish I were kidding.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, So what does your wife think about us?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, actually you you've had an interaction with her one time.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I've met your wife several times.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I hang on, hang on here, what is this entail?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I can't This is the old building I came out,
she was meeting me. I think this is like a
Friday night or something with the kids. This is many
several years ago. Boy, And she was at the back door.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You came out the back door there, and I came
out and I said, I'll be up there in a minute.
And the next thing I know, I think you all
had the evening show. And I go out and you're
both at the car talking to her, one on one side.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Get away away, Yes.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Do not listen to them. Do not influence anything. The
kids are there, they're going to be influenced by these
bad people. Your wife's hot starred for light.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, your wife's hot.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's kind of like being at the at the natural
preserve and the two bison are coming up to the
windows and he's yelling, don't get out of the car,
don't feed the windows on, don't feed the bear.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
But you've you know, you could tell sometimes it's hard
for you to hide your frustrations with things. And I
didn't know if you wanted to do this, like in therapy,
get some things off your chest, live on a fifty
thousand watt am radios.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Do hang on, let's put some let's put some bumper
guards on here. We're talking about when we see in
the hallway, man, but not when you were in here
yelling us. Remember the last time he yelled at us
in here? I do remember that quite well. Don't don't
do that on the air.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That's not mine, As I said, that's not really what
I like to do. That's my buckets.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I think I made a gust man, because I enjoy
that part.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You do You actually do enjoy that?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Man?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I do. I enjoy it. I enjoy it. It's all
I grew up. Every coach yelled at me, My dad
yelled at me my entire life. I enjoy it when
it's somebody's yelling heavy, all right, But anything's particularly bothering
you that you want to talk.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
About, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You sure? Okay, if anything pops in your head in
the next couple of minutes ago, you know what, you
were in a store the other day and I just
can't take that.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Guy, Okay, you know, I will say the last couple
of days driving in here. Yeah, actually there's one.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Okay, we always knew here we go, there's one. There's
always one.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Some guy driving a jeep that looked a lot like.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It has a cobo.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I mean, it was amazingly similar to that. In fact,
if they were on Interstate sixty four at approximately I
don't know, four thirty yesterday morning at the Lanesville exits.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Okay, wow, I'm getting narrowed down here.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, slow down, because he dared near. I thought he
was gonna wreck it. He started to score, you know,
do the swivel.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It was done.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
The snow was still on. The snow was still on.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I was thinking this morning, any when I was driving
in and I mean this sincerely, I wish the state
would just have a lane that you had to qualify
and it would be the people who actually know what
the f they're doing lane, and you had to qualify.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
That drive slowly in the left hand lane.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That that's horrible, mall.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
The worst for me is East End housewife in the
four by four that thinks that the four by four
can overtake ice. Sweetie, that's not going to work.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
For Let's see, what is the police. There's a Topeka,
Kansas Police department. They put out something about the snow
was coming. They said, hey, there's there's some friendly little
helps here. Four by four drive doesn't mean four by
four stop. Correct, And some people don't understand.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
That Lanesville that is is that where poll Freeze is
with the parrot.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You know, the closer to George.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Okay, he's never been up there. It's an old fashioned
ice cream joint.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Indiana, I thought, I do, but I come through Indiana
because it's a nice straight shot. Got a witchcraft right,
you come through, you get off, you go up through Cordon,
and you come through Cordon on sixty four to downtown.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Guse Dwight doesn't understand anything. It's not South End anything
out of outside Middletown or or the South end he
comes to. He comes to the East End with me
and Saint Matthew's and I have to literally call him
and talk.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And he's not playing man like like when I had
to go to the Trinity Hall of Fame dinner.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I don't know if you knew that ghost, but I
went into the Trinity Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
He mentioned that do you have a heart attack too?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I'd heard something maybe a rumor on that one is
that is that case that.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Didn't make it into my speech? But yes, that's correct, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Just checking it did make it in your speech.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Did I?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah, I think that. I think the same. Next guy,
Doc Satay, So, hey, Gus, So here's the table. Okay,
it's it's me, Terry Miners, Dave Jennings. By the way,
me and Dave Jennings. We work with the guy every
every day.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yes, yes, Claudia coffee, Claudia Coffee.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
There'll be a chance.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Wh s I forgot who else? Anyway, he gets up,
he goes, I like to think a lot of I go.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Around the room and I thank everybody, and he's not
gonna let this go.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And so he looks at our he looks at our
table and of course could forget Claudia Coffee and Terry Miners,
you've been so good to me and gushes and gushes
and me and Dave kind of look at you like, go,
we're next, and then just moves on to the next table,
moved on to the.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I went right to the Catholic Education Foundation. But funny
because Terry went up to me right before the whole
event started and he goes, I don't care how much
notes you made, you're gonna forget somebody and they're never
gonna let you forget it. That w Terry And then
sure enough it's Dave and Dwight.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Is just the two guys he does the show with
every day, every single day.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And you forgot them. Yeah, and you were looking at
them right, looked.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
He was looking at our table. I can't forget Claudia
coffee and gushed on her for Claudia, you Claudia.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I worked with Claudia about one hundred times times.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Was there a whole will they won't they thing with you?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
She h? She definitely would hit on me too much.
And Claudia, I'm taken.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Stop with dissimilar sort of something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, we had you forgot.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Well I didn't forget, but I read when I amc events.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yes, yeah, yeah, So.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I was doing one in front of I don't know
eighte hundred and fifty people is at the Marriott Wow
for people do belong to?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
It is so you don't want to screw up obviously,
you know I look like an idiot. Well, I remember
it so happened. I had my wife here at that
this one. They were like, you want to bring her?
And I said, yeah, we're in Louisville this one particular
time we do that. So I'm reading through everything and
I'm reading off all these people and I get to
Chairman emeritus, okay, yes, and I just I'm looking at
(08:52):
the sheet and just going through it, and I go
and chairman emeritis.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
And I didn't know. Oh I said it.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
And I and I heard some people kind of joking
out in the thing, and I'm like, oh, what's the
laughter for my wife? And she's going, your mouthing the
word emeritis. Oh, I said, this is Kentucky. We don't
That's an odd disease that we have here.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's that's right.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And so now when I see the word it throws me.
Every time. I'll still say emma ritis, and I know
what it is.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I all right.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I think my biggest screw up was twenty years old.
I was twenty years old and I said, I introduced
Jimmy Hendrix, Voodoo Child, Voodoo Chill has Voodoo Chili. Yeah,
and every meeting after that, yeah, everybody, mel Rextro, Troy, you,
all of you lovely friends.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
We would do it on the air too. We would say, okay,
we would come out of Jimmy Hendricks. V Chaw would say,
oh that's Jimmy Hendrix. Voodoo chow Tony would say voodoo
chili for.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Years in years because you never let your friends forget
your screw up. But I'm glad that you're feeling a
little bit. You're seemed like a little bit more upbeat
right now. But I wanted to give you a chance
to to get whatever you needed off your chest on
this radio station.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, and in the future, even Gus, if because you're
in charge of multiple talk stations, if maybe one of
your shows are giving you a little trouble and you
get on your nerves, you can feel free to vent
to us about whatever show that might be. Do that
and when we'll try to give it.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I can't see anything wrong happening out of that scenario. Boy, Hey,
I don't need to vent because everything.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Is roses and what else. He's been in the cat
and nip again. Well, let's talk about ass droids about.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
This is kind of a big story. Yeah, this thing
hitting us is increasing.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Baby. Three weeks ago, NASA issued an alert of a
Sydney killer asteroid. It said it had one point chance
of hitting direct to Earth in twenty thirty two. Now
the percentage has grown at two point six is oh no,
it rose to two point two percent, then two point
six percent. Now in just three weeks is three point
(11:12):
one percent. The asteroids estimated to be between one hundred
and thirty one to two hundred and ninety feet ninety
five feet wide.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
What the hell did you just say? What one hundred
between one hundred and what.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
It's supposed to be. The asteroids is supposed to between
one hundred and thirty one feet to two hundred and
ninety five feet wide. What's the comparison of that?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It's three hundred feet wide? Just say that? Why are
you going to confuse people?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Because I'm the most respected journalist in the city, and
I like to give the facts as they are.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Thank you facts.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'm not like you ago.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Three hundred foot of.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
No, No, two hundred and ninety five foot It's somewhere between
one hundred and thirty one feet and two hundred and
ninety five feet.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
You know, I hate you. So this thing's twenty thirty two.
What do they think we're going to shoot something at it?
They have a plan? First, Bruce Willis Bruce Willis is
going to get into station of bad health. No, it's
not gonna be Bruce Willis.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I don't think Bruce quite knows he's in bad health.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It might be Ryan Goslin. Let's just say it's Ryan.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Go yeah, I can do it.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
No, they have a plan, like NASA and all them
are getting a plan now to be able to try
to knock this thing out of the way, because if
it's almost tripled the odds in the last couple of weeks,
and most likely it will land in the ocean or
somewhere else, right, I mean, it's not gonna like it's
going to hit Paris what all?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It says at risk of hitting a lot of popular cities.
Most of them are like Mumbaio.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
How do they know? They don't know where it's going
to like, they don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Maybe they talk to the asteroid and they said, hey,
you know, if you were going to hit the Earth,
where would you want to go? That's common practice in
astronomical It's.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
One of my favorite lines from Armagaine and what when
the guy that's talking going, this is coming, it is
going to end all life, and then the other guy says, well,
we're listening to the president, YadA YadA. He goes, oh,
that's good. Listen to the guy that got to see
at Princeton, or you can listen to me. And I said, no,
that's a lone line. It's coming and you can't stop it.
(13:21):
But no, the asteroid thing is again, that's well, how
it would be a virus that the the next reset
on Earth will either be a virus, which is most
likely going to be a virus, or the asteroids.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I got an idea. Can't we just shoot a whole
lot of preparation.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
H at it and shrink the asteroids it's a different
asteroid you sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, because it helps with mine.
I know it does.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Some months, I got to sit on a donut.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
But in reality, I don't want to survive. I'd rather
be right under me. I don't want to live without
Netflix and Jimmy John's and do I have to go
hunt my own food and if and and then got
to find clean water and then if it's just let's
say that that now my circle of people is dhite,
yeah and Lemmy right right. So now it's like I'm surviving.
(14:10):
I'm surviving wearing a potato sack as clothes.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Could you go back to what you said? You you
you don't want to survive without again? I think you mentioned,
was it Jimmy Johnson?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Is that part of your survival?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Well, I'm just saying I like the comforts of life now,
but I don't know if I want to survive the
arm again. Like everyone's like fighting to survive, I'm not
sure I want to do that.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Well, we got it. We run commercials on here with
fake Sam Sam Elliott going, or you're ready for the Pokemon? Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Right, it's always Patriot Flies at midnight dot com or something.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Patriot cheese is good for twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
And here's the thing, I'm a deeply flawed human being.
I don't think the human race should start again with
my genetics.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I definitely think that we need to wipe the Is
that is that? Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Well we all agree on that, Yeah, of course, yeah, definitely.
Do you want to survive the arm ageddon Gus?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
No, no, No, you're with me, right. I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I don't want to go down the river and pale
up my own water.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I'll be raptured. No, So that's what I in church. Okay,
So I'm fifty seven years old. It's hard for me
to hold my pee that long, you know. So by
time the end of the sermon, sometimes if you're listening
Pastor Brad, you get a little bit long winded Pastor Brad.
So when we go, we always sit front row. So
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we always sit front row.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Let's wrap about.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Hey, it's Pastor Brad. Whoa, whoa kids, kids, stop fighting.
Pastor Brad has some words of advice from adventures.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Stop fighting.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Stop fighting. Let's stop fighting.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
His starting violence is not the answer.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I'm Pastor Brad. So anyway, sometimes at the end of way,
always he closes with a prayer. Really, and so I'll
get up up and sneak out to the restroom. And
every time I.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Come back, walk out during the prayer. Yeah, that's the
one time you can't walk out during a sermon. Go pee,
but you can't walk out at the prayer parts.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I happen to know that I pray way better than
Pastor Brad. So anyway, always what the contests, yep, that
so when I come back.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Pastor Brad's the guy that gets all his shirts from
the Untucket store.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
He wears the dark blue jeans and uh the dress
shoes that are like tennis shoes, but they're not tennis
shoes and they're not dress shoes.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
So at the end of the sermon, like a hipster,
at the end of the sermon, I'll walk out during
the prayer. Everybody's eyes are shut, and I'll come back
and we'll be singing like the last song, and I'll
walk back in. I'll go I bet you all thought
I got raptured, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
No one thought that.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Same line, same line every time every Sunday.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
The rapper's gonna have it happened. You're gonna be sitting
there and you're gonna go.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, where everybody go, even even past Brad's gone.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Hey, let me tell you, Pello windows.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
How many people do you call it rapture happs? And
then you just gotta witch you Do you have a list?
You're like, well, I'm calling Steve because there's no way
right yet, like Steve didn't get rapped. Did you make yes?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Okay, there are certain people I know I'd be able
to call off the raps rack.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
But now you getting around and drink all the booze
and it's like free because it's now the rapture and
you sit around and go how did Kevin.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Right get raptured? Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Kenny is serious?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
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Huh?
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including reeling in the years. News Radio eight forty whas
O this is me on guitar, watch this see this
is how you play this? This is awkward, Cold Baby
d Minors suspended seven.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I remember when they the program director walked into the
studio and handed me this CD and said, oh, we
just got a just go ahead and play it. I
unwrapped it and played it for the first time in Louisville, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I remember when we had a program director by the
name of Rick Jamie, and he came and he gave
me a cassette tape. He goes, this new Metallica, get
it carted up and get it on the air immediately.
So I ran in the studio and I played it.
I'm like, oh, this is horrible. What is this. I
walked up and I said, hey, I don't think that's
get it on the air. But I don't think it's
just shut up and get it on the air. It
(19:26):
was another radio station sent that tape with a letterhead.
It was like some kids garage band, and he played
it on the air even after I told him, dude,
listen to it. Get it on the air.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Now, you know, all right, you know what I'm gonna do.
What I'm going to sucerritas today.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh the fiesta path is. Oh baby, I love the chips.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh, the chips, the pickled the guile. Let me tell
you something, man, don't do that, just say pickled, the
pickled the guile. Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I hate it when I go out to mexic In
places with you and you say, yeah, I'll have a
pepsi and a just say burrito.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
People enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, they don't.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
They do. And then you always, especially the Mexican folks
that work back there, they go, oh, fantastic accent, mister Vanetti.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
What are the Irish? Hey? You know I learned the
you know what term I want to get? I want
because I love I love saucerres guacamole. But you know
what term I learned the other day? What you know
what you call mashed potatoes Irish guacamole. All right, sounds
pretty good, right.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
So there's there's two Marias Mario at Salcertas. The two
Marias make the guawk every day so good every single day.
It's made fresh at Salcerritas. Now go to Sorcerritas dot
com or download the app. Either way you can get
points along the way to get you more food. I'm
(20:59):
gona to take the Salcerritus because it's it's all made fresh.
They cook it right there, so good, and I'm gonna
take that. I'm gonna take a Fiesta pack to Bargain
Supply because I'm picking out some new appliances at Bargain
Supply East Jefferson Street in the New Low area.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Save hundreds and hundreds.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
On hundreds of and on the best appliances you can
find in the world. Now, my dream stove is a
sixteen thousand dollars Italian stove and it talks like me,
my stove.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Hey, what do you think about cooking some spaghetti on
me tonight? I've got seven burners.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
That's exactly how my Italian stove says. My wife's not
gonna let me buy that one.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Hey, I changed my mind.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Let's get some fetaccini going instead of the spaghetti.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Just to throw your wife at curveball, ton't it?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Thank you? Sixteen thousand dollar Italian stove at bargain Supply
East Jefferson Street. Stop on by, tell the front lady's desk. Ladies,
I said, hi, they always say hi to everybody walks in.
You do this. It's a friendly place, all right, saucer
Reta is bargain supply.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
One more move on, Saucereda's quit playing around. I used
to go and just get like a couple of orders whatever. Yeah,
and I gobble him down. I'm like, where do we'll go?
I started just getting a Fiesta pack just for me soon.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
It's so awesome.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
It feeds a family. Finally, is well, just keep it
in the chips. They don't know. It's stamn man.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
No, I'm thinking about getting the whole. You know what.
Jackie's like mostly out of town today. I might get
a Fiesta pack just for me.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
You know what, it's sometimes you got to be selfish, Hey, kid,
you tell me what that sixteen thousand dollars stove does
differently than my you know, Oh buddy, we don't even
thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
That's right, hey, listen.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
I also have I also have two clocks, so you
could see what time you're cooking here in Louisville and
what time you're cooking if you were in London.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Thank you sixteen thousand dollars Italian stove from Bargain Supply.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Well, if you want to know what the secret to
great sex is, I'm getting ready to tell you. Doctor
William Yarbor. He's up in uh what University, Indiana?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Bill, I know him, Yeah, Bill, Bill Yarbor.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, he's a good guy.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, but you know what I mean being a sex expert.
You know you ever want to take him around the
Why because she never met anyway, he's in his forty
first year of teaching at Indiana University.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Oh yeah, that's the sex like the sending of the
universe for sex studies?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Is it really?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah? I you is really yeah? They have the Kennington Kensington,
the Kensington, the Institute on Sex.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
What's the building shaped like? And how much shrubbery does
I have at the entrance of the building.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
What's the story it started out?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Well started they started out with all these big shrubs,
like when they they what's the story when they built
a building in the seven he had great big shrubs. Marios, Oh, man,
stopping man, Marios, And you're taking pictures now I've ever
read Mark?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
All right, you're okay, you're okay, it's a little it's
not read. Let me see let me see.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Your face her hot face.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You're okay.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Can we go back to the first topic this hour,
which one the things that drop me out to.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Get off my chest? Well, doctor William Arbor, he's a
teaching sex studies at Indiana University. He says the key
to stellar sex life is communicate with your partner, specifically
how you like to be touched, and the boost things
by telling them how you like to be touched. He says,
when it comes to sex with any couple, communication is
(24:34):
the key, so.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That it's not just in the bedroom. Communication is the
key in the entire relationship. So I agree with him,
but yes, you should communicate. The reason couples go wrong
is because they hold onto stuff and they don't express that.
That drives me crazy. Will you please work on that?
That's it. It's sometimes as simple as that, Like Dwight
(24:56):
has four hundred and twenty seven things that that Susan
does that drives them crazies.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Right, yes, but we're working on it.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
If I, if I, if you, if we speed, like
if we did a speed where he would just name
it and I just went bing bang every time he
nailed it. He's got, she's got does a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
God, I love my wife, and I feel bad because
the other Yeah, I know I do.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
You don't have any ceilings.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
No, I actually I do feel bad because I've got
whatever the disease that is. If somebody smacks.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yes or crunches yes, I have the same one.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I'm automatically murdering them in my mind.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
She's doing it.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
She came down the other night, you know, down.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
By the way. That is a real syndrome. I have
the same exact one. It's it's it involves people that
make mo noises with their mouths when they're eating, and
it drives the other person crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
And I have that.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
And I had it when I was a little kid
because I had three siblings and I wanted to throw
bowls and glasses at my siblings' faces, going, seriously, you
have to make that noise.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I remember my brother would like be sitting in the
living room and cold flu season. He get like this
nose whistle. I'm like, I can hear it. I know
you can hear it. Go blow your nose.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Man just even gave me a little my heart skipped.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
So what happens is it affects your auditory correct canal
and it triggers your fight or flight. Unfortunately, I'm always fight.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Okay. So here's the in lies of the question.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
She knows this, No, she knows that.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Does she do it on purpose? Is it by accident?
Because in then some days then we know the true
the trueness of the person. Because I'm convinced my wife
does it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I'll come down, I'll come down and down in the basement,
I'll turn on the TV. L lay down, and she'll
get up from the chair and she'll run up to
the cabinet and come down with some potato chips. And
I'm like, you're doing it on purpose. Say hey, I
gotta go. There's a list to a small bag. You're
the small snack size. You get a kids. That's what
she'll be eating. I'll go upstairs and I'll watch something
(26:58):
or do something. I'll come down twenty minutes later, she's
still on there. So I say that, say this, she's
saving it to drive me crazy. Croutons, that's where I
was going. She brought to She brought a salad down
the other day.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Croutons.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
She brought a salad down with croutons, and she says,
is this gonna get on your nerves? That's what I
felt bad.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
But it takes her two hours.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
It takes her two hours to eat a damn salad
and the croutons.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
And here's analy is the problem. Okay, she is loud,
like people are loud, And then there is the jet
airplane that is your wife. So if she eats crouton,
she could go upstairs, lower the attic, stairs, go into
the attic, crawl out the little window next to the
(27:42):
fire escape, doesn't get onto the roof, and then eat
her croutons and you would still hear it.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Right in the basement. Plus you learn how to whisper
in a helicopter. We'll be out somewhere, aren't You don't
look now, but the guy behind.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Us Shacky's is chewing ice. Is just so loud, and
and in my head, I'm like, is that the last piece?
Like I'm hoping it's the last piece in the cup?
It never is, it never is, it never is, it
never is. I accidentally knock it over all the time.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Oh I'm sorry, my gosh.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
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Back after this on NewsRadio eight forty WHS
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