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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bow Bowl Bool, Welcome to Friday. It's gonna be a wonderful,
gorgeous weekend this weekend, So make plans to get out
or sit on your butt at home and do nothing
I care but outside and yeah, football on the deck.
Yeah that's what I do. Me too. I got a
TV out there, and it's gonna be a lot of fun.
(00:21):
All right, there is there's so much to get to
today on a Friday. We usually don't give a lot
of effort on Friday shows. We really just kind of
mail them in. And some people say, you know, the
mailed in shows are even better than the ones you
prep for. Wonder what that means we prep When did
this start? Today? At ten oh five, we'll have Matt
(00:41):
Sanders from m LMPD. We're gonna talk about that case
or that situation where the former firefighter now LMPD officer
talk somebody down from jumping the bridge the other day,
and then Sherry Donahue's gonna come in after that and
talk about the well, the fascination and the tech nicole
side of this cyber security for elections, like what is
(01:04):
what's the truth, and what's not. Sherry is an expert
in this she runs a company that does cyber security
for other corporations in companies, so we'll talk to her.
She's in the No, she's worked for the government for
a long time and not for the government for folks
that work for the government a lot, so she is
very knowledgeable. We'll talk to her. Here's a Michael Adams
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is the Kentucky Secretary of State. I like Michael Adams.
He's a Republican, but he's he's certainly I think he's
fair and balanced as you can get. And I know
that's so cliche. Fair and balanced seems cliche at this point.
But here's a tweet that he send out and to me,
I just talked to Johnny in the news. He's probably
putting a story together.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
There are people in government that just do their jobs
right now, regardless of the D or the R.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah. This, yeah, this should be non partison. So here's
the numbers. So for the first seven days of October,
twelve thousand Kentuckians registered to vote.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, do you want to know the breakout? Okay, these
are newly registered voters. Correct, this is where your state
is going. Okay, this is why I say Andy Bisheer
is probably the last Democrat governor in Kentucky for a
very long time. Okay, here's the numbers, and again this
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doesn't reflect the overall. This is just the first seven
days of October. Twelve thousand Kentuckians registered to vote, which
I think is fantastic and of course me that's a
great number. Twelve thousand people, welcome to the process. All right,
A lot as it is.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Of the twelve thousand Kentucky is that registered in the
first days of October, just six hundred and eighty one
of them were Democrats. Nine thousand, four hundred and thirty
one were registered republic Wow, we read that again. This
is seventy to seven Alabama versus Tulane. Okay, nine thousand,
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four hundred and thirty one of the twelve thousand were
republic plans. Six hundred and eighty one Democrats. That's new Democrats.
That's it. That's amazing. Twenty five hundred registered as other,
so they're keeping their options open. Independent. I thought it
was independent, but I guess you it's just other. I
guess so. Oh, because it's not just independent, it could
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be a libertarian.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah right, Okay, don't I don't see party affiliation only
I just I don't see others.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I know, it's just you, just others. Well, oh I'm
not even No, you're just other other, You're just other. Okay,
good bye bye. That's like on an invitation, it's Tony
and other. Uh So that to me, that's a news story.
Where's your state going?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
We know this because we've said this the last couple
of years of look at your own districts. The people
that are registering are flipping from them to Republican. I'm
not saying it's right or wrong quick confusing that with
what I'm with facts. I'm just telling you where you're
state is where the Commonwealth of Kentucky is. When it
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comes to politics.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
The only reason Andy Bashira's governor is because Bevin was
so unlikable.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well that and I'm sorry they did not put the
Republicans did not put a good candidate up against him.
I'm sorry. That's it. That's bottom line.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
The numbers tell you, the total numbers based on the
other races versus governor win tell you a lot of
people just didn't vote for from Matt Bevan. They voted
for everybody, not that Bevin dude, and left that one.
No no, Daniel Cameron. Daniel Cameron, Yeah, I'm going back. Yeah,
he ran a terrible campaign. But I'm just saying Bevin
would have won if he was more likable. Yeah, no, clearly,
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but that was four that was five years ago. Yes,
Daniel Cameron was not that good of a candidate.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I don't think he wanted it. I think he wants
to be senator. And and the Democrats just know they
have a ground game. They just they just have a
ground game. They're they're more organized. I think sometimes the
Republican the Republican ego gets in their own way. Of
course we're gonna win nationally. The Democrats have a much
(05:04):
better ground game. Oh, there's no doubt. No, they're more organized. Right,
They're more organized. There's there's no question about that.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Now, I have some numbers took from Arizona. Yes, I
see one hundred eighty six thousand, four hundred and sixteen
new registered voters.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
How many say it again?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
One hundred eighty seven thousand, four hundred and sixteen And
it worked out to be eleven hundred people?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What? Oh, stop, you're so stupid? Did you gonna do
this all the way to November four? Oh? I love it. Oh,
I get you're gonna do this all the way up,
all right, So the overall numbers, So are you interested
in the overall numbers? Of course I am. I'm a
numbers guy. According to Michael Adams, the Kentucky Secretary of State,
which again I like, and he crosses border on both sides,
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and he does good work. You do what's right when
it suits it should people. All right. So there are
one million, five hundred and eight thousand Democrats in Kentucky.
I'm forgetting the change. I'm not mentioning the change numbers
because it's just stupid. So one one point five million Democrats,
one point six million Republicans. So if you're going to
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be a dem in this state and run for a
statewide office, you got to overcome over one hundred thousand
votes out of the gate and you got to win.
With the others, there are three hundred and eighty thousand others,
which I think I'm starting to get a little irritated
with others. What would you call them? I don't know.
I think label them then noncommittal. I'm about labels, free spirit.
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I think labeling people is healthy. Well, you are a Democrat.
Everyone in their boxes every one. What are you over there?
What are you doing in that box over here? Uh
so three hundred? I think look at your libertarian registered libertarian. Yeah,
I think this should have a category nutcase.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And allow people to vote in primaries even if they're
not registered.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah. I think that's uh well, I don't know. I mean,
that's where your state is, that's where the Commonwealth of
Kentucky is. Just to right off the bat, these numbers
were staggering to me.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I guess you don't want to have that, actually, because
on the other side would mess up your area.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, you don't want to do that. Scratch that idea.
I don't want to do that. Look, there's no wrong answers. Yeah,
actually there are anyway. Welcome to the voter rolls. Yeah,
welcome to the voter roles. Okay. The big surprise last
night was Tony Bennett, they head basketball coach at Virginia
National Championship. He usually has a top five squad, very
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boring basketball. The scores are forty eight to forty six,
but he stepped down and there his press concert conferences
at eleven am today. Rumors not that Tony Bennett Tony
Bennett was is sorry right, Like, how many times have
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I brought up why is Jay Wright calling this game
and not coaching a team in this game? Why has
Mike r Chefski gone? Why is Roy Williams gone? Because
the game is he roded to this They coaches, good
coaches don't want to coach in your league and everyone
can pay players now, good coaches don't want to coach
in your league. Players, good players don't want to play
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in your league. All right, At some point we're just
gonna be the NCAA Basketball is just gonna be a
rec league.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
And when you get good players, they may transfer if
they didn't get enough playing time. You got to rebuild
a roster like John Caliperi every single year. It's it's exhausting,
not the way they grew up coaching basketball.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It's not their game anymore. I've pulled back from UFL
over the last couple of years DUB because I couldn't
keep up. Plus the Kenny Payne thing was ridiculous, and
even before that, you know, with the FBI investigations and
assistant coaches and recordings of assistant coaches conversations, it was exhausted,
was exhausting. But I looked at the picture from the team.
(09:04):
I don't know. I don't know anybody in this picture.
M I just there's not one familiar face. I just
you're gonna have to really work hard forget me to care.
How the outcome of the ule basketball team.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Does show a hands everybody. How many of you can
name an assistant coach and three players?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Zero? Nobody can? Nobody, No one can unless you're on
a message board. And those are stable people. Mrp Tony
Bennett stepping down. And it's again who's.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Left of the old guard Rick Patino, but he's kind
of out there at Saint John.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Rick Patino has to be Rick Patino. Now he's not.
He's not gonna walk away. No, he's got to be somebody.
And plus he had the hiccup where he spent two
you he likes to spend money. Rick Patino was not frugal. No, okay,
he needs to work, Yes, Joe and Patino is not frugal.
M okay, you're gonna do this. I'm gonna buy stuff.
(09:59):
I got bills to pay. And the dude does have
six kids or whatever it is, so and he knows
of great kids. They are a bunch of nice family.
A bunch of them are perish, but they Tony Benn
is another one that is going to say, and at
eleven o'clock, I'm gonna roll the dice. I'm going to
take an educated guest to say. He's gonna say the
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game has changed too much that he just doesn't want
to coach in this environment. That's exactly what what what
Roy Williams said, what everyone has said leaving football or basketball,
that this just doesn't make sense anymore. Even if he
doesn't say it, that's why he's doing it. So basically,
we used to say NCAA basketball is turned into AAU. Okay,
(10:41):
we saw that happen. Now it really is. So you
get the coach from five h two dunk Masters of
AAU basketball team is now going to be the coach
at Virginia, right because he can recruit well and all that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
College football is Triple A of the NFL. Yes, and
this is AAU basketball correct.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Well, the the the deal with college football is, yeah,
that's still just an American sport. We're the only country
in the world that really plays it. Okay, so it's
it's all American players. Everywhere else they have quidditch, the
Nciday Basketball is just it is the Triple A for NBA,
but it's not really because there's more foreign players. The
(11:23):
top five players in NBA are foreign players. They're not
an American players. Okay, they're all foreign The best players
in the NBA are foreign born players, right, So that's
that's not the case. They're not working with the NBA
is certainly not working with NCAA basketball. They could care
less whether it's even involved.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Remember they used to say, well, you know, root for
the name, not the name on the jersey, but you
know the school. Yeah, never been more true than now.
I don't know the name on the jersey. One of
my I'm in a root for whoever's wearing my jerseys.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
One of my pillars of happiness.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Okay, Tony's pillars happiness.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Is be part of something bigger than yourself. It's pretty simple.
That's what you told Jackie. But you when you become
when you become part of something bigger than yourself, it
is that It's that is a pillar of happiness. That's
when you become happy. When you are just out for
you and you're not part of something, it's life is less.
(12:23):
Life is less. What's the purpose and Church School whatever
you want to get involved in, uh, food banks, whatever
you want to jump in with both feet and be
part of something bigger than yourself. And all of this
basketball and football and the NC double A is all
about the opposite of that, be part of you, what's
(12:46):
in it for you, and that is agains of happiness.
You're just an old guy yelling at the sky. No,
you're wrong, and you're on social media. Okay, so go
back to drinking your Bubbola tea. Who bobola tea? Ah,
(13:08):
little bubbles in the bottom or a little round It
looked like fish eggs or something. I don't know tea.
You don't know bubbaa tea. I do not U Boba fett.
My daughter was addicted to bobo la tea for a while.
It's like six dollars tea. Uh so go back to
drinking your bubba a tea. Bad. I need more money
in tweeting to no one, Okay, no one cares, No
(13:29):
one cares, No one cares. Uh Okay, So lots to
get to. We've got some details on the lim Pains
lead singer One Direction. That was just a weird story.
It is bizarre, but not so bizarre to where you're like,
oh my gosh. I think the biggest thing that jumped
out of me was the last nine one one call
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where the person that works at the hotel was like,
we're afraid he's going to do something to himself, Like
there's gonna be something. So there is there we'll talk
about we don't have enough time right now to go
through it. A student at Atherton shoots himself in the
leg before school, so the gun didn't actually make it
into school, which is good. Plexico Boris's son, I knew
(14:11):
you were going to go. I knew it. I knew it. Uh,
he went to jail for that. I know. How do
you go to jail for shooting yourself?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Because everyone in New York, everyone in New York knows
about their strict gun laws.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
So Atherton, if you're.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Going to a place where to feel safe you have
to have your gun, maybe stay home.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Atherton is a top five school in the state. And
why there's a kid with a gun in his pocket
outside of Atherton ready to go into school, that is
a That is a wonderful question someone needs to answer
for me.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Because even the better schools, kids feel nervous and they
have fights.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
That is a Atherton is up there with mail and manual? Yes?
All right, so why is an Atherton kid have a
gun in his pocket? Why is that? Somebody didn't right?
So all right, I'm going on a Victorian ghost wall tonight.
Ooh yeah, yeah yeah. And it's all these actors. There's
like a hundred actors and every every house we go
(15:08):
to there's actors in the house. It's super creepy. I
can't wait. It's so exciting. Let us know how it is.
I will have to try this. I will. And then
once they and they don't overcrowded. So once you get
a group, like they assign you a group seven fifteen,
seven thirty whatever, once that sells out, they don't sell anymore,
so they don't overcrowd it. And I can't wait. We've
done it. We did it a couple of years ago,
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and it was just so much fun and creepy as hell,
you know, because they have the little girl there with
a doll that and she's supposed to be a ghost,
and she's brushing the hair of her doll and she's
she's dressed like nineteen ten and she's brushing the hair
of the dog going talking to you does she skit
her up the walls? No, that would that would be
done at that point. I'll see in the car if
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you skit her up the wall and then your head
goes backwards. Bye bye, I'm out the tool. Awesome, bye bye.
All right? Do you have a Friday joke? Djul I do. Okay,
let's hear it and you won't regret it. Hey, Tony.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, So there's this farm. On this farm, there's a cow,
a chicken.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
In a horse. Sounds about right for farms, I said,
horse as I was horse. Of course, you got something
stuck in your throat.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
M Thank you to white not being here. Three of
them are best friends. They do everything together. And one
day they're sitting at the window of the house and
the farmer's kid is watching MTV and they're watching it
and they hear the music, and the horse says, you
know what, I want to learn how to do that.
So the horse calls up Guitar Center and he says
to the guy on the phone, Hey, listen, I want
to learn to play guitar. Guy says, no problem, come
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on down play guitar. Well, there might be a problem.
I'm a horse. Oh that's not a problem. We'll get
some attachments. I can teach you to play promise. Wow,
but it's very positive. Guy that works as a guitar storre. Yeah,
so all they hire. So the horse turns out to
be a natural. He gets good and he calls over
the cow and the chicken. He's like, look what I
can do and he jams out like Hendrix. And the
cow's like, damn, that's awesome. I want to learn to
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do something like that. The horse says, maybe try bass.
Learn to play bass?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
So the cow calls up Guitar Center. He says, hey, listen,
I want to learn to play bass.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Guitar.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Guy in the phone says, no problem, man, come on down.
Well there might be a problem.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I'm a cow. No no problem. I helped the horse
play guitar. I can teach you to play bass.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Promise co learns to play bass right, and the cow
is incredible. Really, So cow and horse are jam and
then chicken chickens like I want in on this. The
chicken horses like, well, I guess we could use a
drummer around here. So the chicken calls up guitar Center.
He says, hey, really, I want to learn to play drums.
Is the guitar say good center guy, Hey.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
No problem, come on down. Yeah, there's one problem. I'm
a chicken. Yeah no, not a thing.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
A horse and a cow to play instruments that can
teach you drums, I'll teach it. So the chicken learns
the drums and he is incredible. Like so, cow, horse
and chicken all start having jam sessions whenever the farmer's
gone right. So one day they're playing a big record.
Agent's driving down the road.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Hears him.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It's like, what is that? That's amazing? So he stops
at the farm. He finds him all playing in the
bar and he says, damn, you guys are awesome. I
want to represent you. Make this a real band, make
some music. You're gonna be huge. So the cow and
the chicken and the horse take this guy's deal and
they move to the city. They start cutting albums. They
get big, real.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Top ten hit. This escalated quickly, platinum album's the works.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It's not a short joke. They're getting set for their
first tour. But there's a problem, is there. The horse
gets a phone call his mom's sick. Oh no, cow
and chicken they're like cool by it listen, man, go
see your mom here. Mom, we'll delay the first show
a couple of days. Fly back home. Yeah, spend some
time with her, then jump on a plane. We'll get
on ours, come beat us. We'll all hook up, right. Thanks, guys,
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you're the best, the horse says. He takes off a
couple of days later, spends time with mom. She's fine.
Turned out just be a real bad cold. She gets
over it, some gas, so he spends another night to recharge.
Following morning, he gets the call. It's his agent. He's sad.
What's up, the horse said, what The cow and Chicken's
plane went down. They died in the crash. Oh my gosh,
I wasn't expecting that. That's crazy. The band is done.
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Oh he's now lost his best friends. Unbelievable. And the
horse man, this breaks him. He's been through so much
with him. He feels down in the dump, so he
takes a walk. While he's on that walk, he just
can't seem to shake the blues. You know, man, he
lost his best friend. She figures himself, all right, I'm
not a drinker, but I'll have one just to get
over it. He walks into the local bar. The bartender says, Hey,
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why the long face.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Dude, Dude, I don't think I've ever wanted to kill
you before. Oh yeah you have. Oh yeah, you're right,
son of it. No, he can't help you. That is
the joke of the day. Unfortunately, October eighteenth, You son
(20:02):
of a you planned this all. You're so excited through
the whole joke. Great energy to do that. Thank you
back after this on NewsRadio eight forty whas just one
direction it is they could not have a hit song
ten years ago. Teenage girls were going crazy for one direction.
(20:27):
They were like, they weren't Taylor Swift big, but they
were close. Lamb Payne, of course, is Eleit's story of
yesterday as he fell or jumped from his third story
balcony in his hotel in Buena Saturday's details are coming
up now about this guy was going at it in
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that room for a week.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh wow, a hotel was a cry for help for
seven days, yes, the caller claimed.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
When they started calling the people that work at the hotel,
the chief receptionist made the first of two calls at
five oh one pm after a guest on drugs and
alcohol who was trashing the entire room The caller claimed
that when the guest is conscious, when he's couctionous, right,
(21:22):
he's thrashing the room until he passes out. You need
to send someone now. The hotel employee got disconnected and
called by one one for a second time, asking them
to send someone urgently for the fear that the guests
quote life may be in danger as he quote is
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in a room with a balcony. May correct you. They
called it the way he's in a room with a balcony.
Uh so, Albert Cassenti, Casenti, Alberto, how did you know?
They said? I was it was a boot because that's
(22:05):
the director of same. It's beyond beyondest on us aires
emergency medical services. How do you get same? Oh? I
guess it would be in Spanish? See thank you. I
said the paint had fallen from forty two to forty
five feet. He fell forty five feet. He hit his head.
Oh man, yeah, there was no way he was coming
back from no. So he has had issues in his
(22:28):
past with drug addiction and alcoholism. But this thing, they said,
the noises coming from that room for an entire week,
is this.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Where it's like these are big celebrities leave them alone.
I mean, do something about it. You had days to
do something, That's what I'm saying. Bandmates, friends, roadies, producers, booking,
whoever's there.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
So somebody, the people in the hotel that were staying
close to this room said they thought construction was going
on in the room because of the loud noises in
the bank and the crashes and all that. They were
like that they must be doing some sort of construction.
Anybody asked Donni Wahlberg what he thought about this. Oh no,
it wasn't Donnie, was it. Well? Yah was the brother? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(23:11):
he was on the first floor though. Yeah, uh so
that is your Liam Payne update, the lead singer of
One Direction died falling from his balcony in Buenos Aires.
I apologize right now, thirty one years old. By the way,
why are you playing sharks?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Because I have a list? Oh involving children? Okay, your
favorite subject. According to BuzzFeed, they make me laugh. Parents
share the ridiculous, hilarious things their toddlers wrongly believe, okay,
with all of their tiny little hearts.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Okay, I love it, Okay, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
My three year old was playing on a chair in
his room and found a small feather poking out of
the cushion. It happens. I asked him about it, and
he explained that grow in pillows. I said, what about birds?
He said, feathers grow in pillows so the birds can
wear them.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I love kids. Isn't that great? What was the name
of the story? Kids say? The darnest can say? The
darnest thing is.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I used to keep and breed tropical fish, and whenever
my granddaughter visited, she'd always asked to see the fish.
She wanted to help with the feeding. Was a bit
heavy handed with the fish food, so I told her,
how about I feed them and you give them a drink.
I gave her a jug of water and a shot glass,
so she went around to every tank and poured a
shot glass. Oh. Once she started kindergarten, she told one
(24:38):
of the teachers about giving the fish a drink, and
the teacher told her that fish don't need a drink
because they live in water, and that was the end
of that.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh man, shut up, teacher. You can talk about Santa Claus,
did you, Hollee, no kidding? Sucked the soul from the
look the soul will be sucked from the child at
some point around seventh or eighth grade. You don't need
to do it now.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Geez, are we expecting a guest here? Somebody's just blasted
on the hotline.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, no, no, no, they're coming in. Oh, Matt Sanders
is coming in. Gotcha. I can't the officer that talked
the person down from the bridge.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Good, I can't answer the phone now, Matt Sanders, he's
not calling, he's coming in. Somebody's calling. When my daughter
was three, she thought all bras were filled with air,
and every woman decided how much air she wanted in
her bra.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Well, it's not entirely not true.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Therefore, she made up name for bras was airbra. Mom,
here's your airbra to put on. It's time for you
to put on your airbra. Mommy, I can't wait till
I get to have an airbra. One day, we're all
getting ready to go out to a restaurant. When I
looked at her and saw she had one of my
bras on the outside of her clothesstic I expected all
of us to go out to eat that way.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
She then yelled, Mom, I need some air for my airbra.
Last year we were clothes shopping. I asked her if
she needed any airbras. Smiling, she said, I was crazy,
faded away.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Air air is not an air brawl, right, they have
every type of padded push up whatever. It's not a
bad idea, it's actually really good because then you can
just go how big? Yeah, how big do you want
to go today? Pumping up? May We just came up
with an idea.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
At Bingo And then for the guys, the air bro Yes,
the air brom bump bum ridiculous things. Toddlers believe. We've
been ordering a lot from Amazon, so much showed that
my two and a half year old believes that he
came to us from Amazon too. We've now started talking
to him about bringing him a sibling, and he's convinced
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that by saying that, we mean we're going to order
one from Amazon. So I guess he thinks Amazon is
the modern day store.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
You're killing me, killing me, I mean, I guess, I guess.
I mean there are kids that have just lived in
the Amazon era. Yeah, like they have. They don't know that,
they haven't seen civilization. You didn't order once? You ordered
a hair brush and had it delivered? Yeah, yeah, just
the hair brush. Yeah yeah, I had somebody get in
(27:06):
a van, go to the distribution center, load the brush up,
and drive it to me in Saint Matthew's. You couldn't
walk into Walgreens and buy a brush. Nope, and it'll
be in a box with like peanuts. Yeah, and it's
it's it. But there are people on earth now that
know nothing of a world without Amazon. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
My husband and I would hang out with our friends
and their toddler quite often, so their son was pretty
comfortable around us, but it was almost always the four
of us adults together. One time I went to visit
the mom and wife of this couple by myself. She
and I were chatting when the three year old asked me,
where's your dad. I thought a little and said my dad.
He doesn't know my dad. The boy said where's your dad?
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Then I realized he was talking about my absent husband.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh what the for adult malead Oh that's so super
cute it is.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I love that my toddler believed that instead of getting
bigger herself, I was getting smaller. She told me that
when I got little, I could have her favorite shirt.
And she told my future husband that when I got little,
she would marry him. Oh you can't, he said, Why not,
because I'll be little too. She nodded thoughtfully. She hadn't
thought of that.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Oh uh, kids say the darnedest thing. I remember Maggie
in kindergarten and she ran by. Missus Gray was the
was the kindergarten teacher, which we named one of our
cats after her. Missus Gray and Maggie ran aside her
and slapped her on the button, said better start drinking
(28:44):
diet coke. She was drinking a full coke and Missus
Gray thought it was the funniest thing in the world.
Shed about it. She didn't snatch her up or whatever.
She ran by slapped it. Better drink diet coke. You
like this one.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
My two year old believes that she has an imaginary
friend named Trump. As it turns out, he's a pretty
ornery fellow.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Last week, she says, he talked to her into drawing
all over herself with a marker. And apparently the other
day Trump tried to snatch her baby brother, so she
had to chase him around the house with her sword.
We laugh it off, but then we went to a
dinner party with my husband's coworkers. My daughter, being the
ham that she is, was thrilled to be the center
of attention of all the adults. Seriously, they formed a
(29:29):
little circle around her as she danced around and entertained them.
Then she stopped and shouted, everybody, hide, Trump is coming.
We all held our breath, and then the room burst
into laughter.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Oh there are some parents that would have taken that
child to therapy immediately.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Your imaginary friend is named Trump and he's aggressive. That's
right here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
My chidler believes that even if we make eye contact
while playing hide and seek, I can't see him as
long as he stays quiet.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Definitely the rules.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I don't mean a quick glance in his direction. I
mean maintaining solid eye contact for five seconds or more.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It's really funny. That works for ghosts. If you just
close your eyes, the ghost cannot see you. What's the
other How do you get rid of a basement monster?
Dave camp for oil. No, oh, If you just turn
the light on, basement monsters go away, scurry away. They're
(30:27):
like those things in the Will Smith movie. All you
gotta do is get to the string. Gotta get to
the string, so you get down. It's pitch black dark,
it's creepy. You're a kid. It's the basement. You gotta
get to the string. Pull the string, light comes on. Basement,
monsters are gone. Wish I'd known that You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
My three year old son has dinosaur themed sheets and
pillows on his bed because well, he loves dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Soun's like a three year old boy. Everyone.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
A few weeks ago, he woke up crying that his
ears hurt. He had a cold, as it turned out,
a bad ear infection.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I took him to the pediatrician, who asked him, well, buddy,
what are you thing happened? My son said, well, two
of the dinosaurs on my pillow had a fight and
one of them decided to run off the pillow and
hide in my ear. Unfortunately it was the stegosaurus, so
his big spikes are poking me in there.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
To his credit, the doctor said, well, we have to
get him out now. Don't we get this child into
writing classes as soon as possible? Okay, Hollywood could use
him now, courage encourage that imagination as soon as possible.
Unfortunately it was a Stegosaurus Rhnosaurus wouldn't been so bad.
Point to part is just missed with my ears.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
My daughter thinks I'm responsible for putting dreams in her
brain before she falls asleep. It's part of our nighttime routine.
I read a book, tuck her in with hugs and kisses,
then put my hand on the top of her head. Oh,
murmur some nonsensical chant, ask her what he wants to
dream about. Chant a little more, and then tell her
I put the dreams in there. Sometimes I tell her
I put in dreams about ice cream puppies and spiders.
(31:57):
Then she'll say, no, not spiders. Take that one out,
So I put my hand back on her head and
tell her I took it out. Sometimes that she's having
trouble sleeping, she'll come into my room and request better
dreams because the ones I gave her weren't working. It's
cute before ten o'clock, annoying after that. It makes perfect
sense to me. You're putting those dreams in my head. Dude,
(32:19):
stop touching my head. Why you're putting dreams in there?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
That's right. I think that completely makes sense, And maybe
she is too. Yeah, you don't know what kind of
which the mom is, but I know all this.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
My little guy firmly believes that if he lifts something
high above his head, we can't reach it. I wanted
to show this to someone, so when I found him
playing with a toy, I pretended that I wanted to
take it. Chased him all over the house. He screamed
and laughed and ran away from me. Each time I
got him cornered, though, he would lift his hands high
above his head and look at me victoriously, because if
he does it that high, no one can reach it.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I got to We were at Disney last week drinking
wine or a couple weeks ago, with the wine and the food,
right m h. And then we said, let's go ride
a couple of rides. So we went and rode a
couple of rides. But one of them this this dad
had two kids and one of them was a little boy.
He was like six, and they paired me with him,
and the dad saw that I'm a dad looking guy,
and he was like, yeah, yeah, you got it, you
got it. But it's been a long time since I
(33:21):
held the little six year old boy's hand. He looked
up at you like, I'm you know, I'm you know,
I'm taking care of him, right, yes, so trusting, and
I was like, I missed that part of being a
parent when they were just that toddler, just open to
the world and excited about life. It's a blank slate.
It just a blank slate, and they're excited about life,
not jaded, right and trusting. Right, he was just he
(33:41):
grabbed my hand, he reached up and I was like, well,
we're doing this okay, but it was great to do
that again. We he was. We were flying the millennium
falcon through whatever. Oh sweet. We crashed into way too
much stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
My daughter asked my wife, mom, her cousin told me
that you will die when I grow up.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Is that true? Baby?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
My wife said, everybody has to die someday. My daughter
shook her head and said, no, you are not going
to die. You and I will both live forever. Only
Dad has to die.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
And finally, hey, no, stop, I can't just blow past that. Okay,
let's dive into that. I know we're late for the break,
but that is that sums it up. That sums it
up right there, Mother's Day versus Father's Day. Right, that's
that is right there, That's all you need. That's all
(34:40):
you need to know. Dad's extra That's right. We can
get another guy. Yeah, we get another guy. We get
another guy to cut the grass and move the cars
and wash the cars. Get one off Amazon. We can't
get another mom, that's right, are you crazy? Eventually, though,
that'll be Daddy's girl. He'll walk her down the rail
and finally to get my to use the toilet. I
(35:01):
told her the toilet was an alien from a planet
who ate Pooh and tea. She'd loved to eat and
drink it and was friendly and harmless. My daughter said,
then why can't I talk to her? Daddy?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I said, because she's an alien and doesn't speak English,
but she is able to vote.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Hey, what do you mean my alien? Unlimited landscape with
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do anything. He's got three pools going now. We're going
to do at another live broadcast for one of his
pools that he is finishing up. They custom built the
(35:37):
pools from the ground up, all right. So they do
the concrete in the pay in the paving and all
of the design they do. They've been doing it for
twenty years. I've known Steve Butler, the owner since I
was fifteen years old, and he's a great guy and
his business has been booming for decades because they do
you right. They do it all right, and they're going
(35:58):
to do you right. So go shopping for a pool.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
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(36:20):
and get a pool. Back after this on NewsRadio eight
forty whas
Bow Bowl Bool, Welcome to Friday. It's gonna be a wonderful,
gorgeous weekend this weekend, So make plans to get out
or sit on your butt at home and do nothing
I care but outside and yeah, football on the deck.
Yeah that's what I do. Me too. I got a
TV out there, and it's gonna be a lot of fun.
(00:21):
All right, there is there's so much to get to
today on a Friday. We usually don't give a lot
of effort on Friday shows. We really just kind of
mail them in. And some people say, you know, the
mailed in shows are even better than the ones you
prep for. Wonder what that means we prep When did
this start? Today? At ten oh five, we'll have Matt
(00:41):
Sanders from m LMPD. We're gonna talk about that case
or that situation where the former firefighter now LMPD officer
talk somebody down from jumping the bridge the other day,
and then Sherry Donahue's gonna come in after that and
talk about the well, the fascination and the tech nicole
side of this cyber security for elections, like what is
(01:04):
what's the truth, and what's not. Sherry is an expert
in this she runs a company that does cyber security
for other corporations in companies, so we'll talk to her.
She's in the No, she's worked for the government for
a long time and not for the government for folks
that work for the government a lot, so she is
very knowledgeable. We'll talk to her. Here's a Michael Adams
(01:25):
is the Kentucky Secretary of State. I like Michael Adams.
He's a Republican, but he's he's certainly I think he's
fair and balanced as you can get. And I know
that's so cliche. Fair and balanced seems cliche at this point.
But here's a tweet that he send out and to me,
I just talked to Johnny in the news. He's probably
putting a story together.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
There are people in government that just do their jobs
right now, regardless of the D or the R.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah. This, yeah, this should be non partison. So here's
the numbers. So for the first seven days of October,
twelve thousand Kentuckians registered to vote.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, do you want to know the breakout? Okay, these
are newly registered voters. Correct, this is where your state
is going. Okay, this is why I say Andy Bisheer
is probably the last Democrat governor in Kentucky for a
very long time. Okay, here's the numbers, and again this
(02:22):
doesn't reflect the overall. This is just the first seven
days of October. Twelve thousand Kentuckians registered to vote, which
I think is fantastic and of course me that's a
great number. Twelve thousand people, welcome to the process. All right,
A lot as it is.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Of the twelve thousand Kentucky is that registered in the
first days of October, just six hundred and eighty one
of them were Democrats. Nine thousand, four hundred and thirty
one were registered republic Wow, we read that again. This
is seventy to seven Alabama versus Tulane. Okay, nine thousand,
(02:56):
four hundred and thirty one of the twelve thousand were
republic plans. Six hundred and eighty one Democrats. That's new Democrats.
That's it. That's amazing. Twenty five hundred registered as other,
so they're keeping their options open. Independent. I thought it
was independent, but I guess you it's just other. I
guess so. Oh, because it's not just independent, it could
(03:17):
be a libertarian.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah right, Okay, don't I don't see party affiliation only
I just I don't see others.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I know, it's just you, just others. Well, oh I'm
not even No, you're just other other, You're just other. Okay,
good bye bye. That's like on an invitation, it's Tony
and other. Uh So that to me, that's a news story.
Where's your state going?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
We know this because we've said this the last couple
of years of look at your own districts. The people
that are registering are flipping from them to Republican. I'm
not saying it's right or wrong quick confusing that with
what I'm with facts. I'm just telling you where you're
state is where the Commonwealth of Kentucky is. When it
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comes to politics.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
The only reason Andy Bashira's governor is because Bevin was
so unlikable.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well that and I'm sorry they did not put the
Republicans did not put a good candidate up against him.
I'm sorry. That's it. That's bottom line.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
The numbers tell you, the total numbers based on the
other races versus governor win tell you a lot of
people just didn't vote for from Matt Bevan. They voted
for everybody, not that Bevin dude, and left that one.
No no, Daniel Cameron. Daniel Cameron, Yeah, I'm going back. Yeah,
he ran a terrible campaign. But I'm just saying Bevin
would have won if he was more likable. Yeah, no, clearly,
(04:38):
but that was four that was five years ago. Yes,
Daniel Cameron was not that good of a candidate.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I don't think he wanted it. I think he wants
to be senator. And and the Democrats just know they
have a ground game. They just they just have a
ground game. They're they're more organized. I think sometimes the
Republican the Republican ego gets in their own way. Of
course we're gonna win nationally. The Democrats have a much
(05:04):
better ground game. Oh, there's no doubt. No, they're more organized. Right,
They're more organized. There's there's no question about that.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Now, I have some numbers took from Arizona. Yes, I
see one hundred eighty six thousand, four hundred and sixteen
new registered voters.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
How many say it again?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
One hundred eighty seven thousand, four hundred and sixteen And
it worked out to be eleven hundred people?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What? Oh, stop, you're so stupid? Did you gonna do
this all the way to November four? Oh? I love it. Oh,
I get you're gonna do this all the way up,
all right, So the overall numbers, So are you interested
in the overall numbers? Of course I am. I'm a
numbers guy. According to Michael Adams, the Kentucky Secretary of State,
which again I like, and he crosses border on both sides,
(05:47):
and he does good work. You do what's right when
it suits it should people. All right. So there are
one million, five hundred and eight thousand Democrats in Kentucky.
I'm forgetting the change. I'm not mentioning the change numbers
because it's just stupid. So one one point five million Democrats,
one point six million Republicans. So if you're going to
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be a dem in this state and run for a
statewide office, you got to overcome over one hundred thousand
votes out of the gate and you got to win.
With the others, there are three hundred and eighty thousand others,
which I think I'm starting to get a little irritated
with others. What would you call them? I don't know.
I think label them then noncommittal. I'm about labels, free spirit.
(06:35):
I think labeling people is healthy. Well, you are a Democrat.
Everyone in their boxes every one. What are you over there?
What are you doing in that box over here? Uh
so three hundred? I think look at your libertarian registered libertarian. Yeah,
I think this should have a category nutcase.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And allow people to vote in primaries even if they're
not registered.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah. I think that's uh well, I don't know. I mean,
that's where your state is, that's where the Commonwealth of
Kentucky is. Just to right off the bat, these numbers
were staggering to me.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I guess you don't want to have that, actually, because
on the other side would mess up your area.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, you don't want to do that. Scratch that idea.
I don't want to do that. Look, there's no wrong answers. Yeah,
actually there are anyway. Welcome to the voter rolls. Yeah,
welcome to the voter roles. Okay. The big surprise last
night was Tony Bennett, they head basketball coach at Virginia
National Championship. He usually has a top five squad, very
(07:39):
boring basketball. The scores are forty eight to forty six,
but he stepped down and there his press concert conferences
at eleven am today. Rumors not that Tony Bennett Tony
Bennett was is sorry right, Like, how many times have
(08:02):
I brought up why is Jay Wright calling this game
and not coaching a team in this game? Why has
Mike r Chefski gone? Why is Roy Williams gone? Because
the game is he roded to this They coaches, good
coaches don't want to coach in your league and everyone
can pay players now, good coaches don't want to coach
in your league. Players, good players don't want to play
(08:24):
in your league. All right, At some point we're just
gonna be the NCAA Basketball is just gonna be a
rec league.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
And when you get good players, they may transfer if
they didn't get enough playing time. You got to rebuild
a roster like John Caliperi every single year. It's it's exhausting,
not the way they grew up coaching basketball.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It's not their game anymore. I've pulled back from UFL
over the last couple of years DUB because I couldn't
keep up. Plus the Kenny Payne thing was ridiculous, and
even before that, you know, with the FBI investigations and
assistant coaches and recordings of assistant coaches conversations, it was exhausted,
was exhausting. But I looked at the picture from the team.
(09:04):
I don't know. I don't know anybody in this picture.
M I just there's not one familiar face. I just
you're gonna have to really work hard forget me to care.
How the outcome of the ule basketball team.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Does show a hands everybody. How many of you can
name an assistant coach and three players?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Zero? Nobody can? Nobody, No one can unless you're on
a message board. And those are stable people. Mrp Tony
Bennett stepping down. And it's again who's.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Left of the old guard Rick Patino, but he's kind
of out there at Saint John.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Rick Patino has to be Rick Patino. Now he's not.
He's not gonna walk away. No, he's got to be somebody.
And plus he had the hiccup where he spent two
you he likes to spend money. Rick Patino was not frugal. No, okay,
he needs to work, Yes, Joe and Patino is not frugal.
M okay, you're gonna do this. I'm gonna buy stuff.
(09:59):
I got bills to pay. And the dude does have
six kids or whatever it is, so and he knows
of great kids. They are a bunch of nice family.
A bunch of them are perish, but they Tony Benn
is another one that is going to say, and at
eleven o'clock, I'm gonna roll the dice. I'm going to
take an educated guest to say. He's gonna say the
(10:19):
game has changed too much that he just doesn't want
to coach in this environment. That's exactly what what what
Roy Williams said, what everyone has said leaving football or basketball,
that this just doesn't make sense anymore. Even if he
doesn't say it, that's why he's doing it. So basically,
we used to say NCAA basketball is turned into AAU. Okay,
(10:41):
we saw that happen. Now it really is. So you
get the coach from five h two dunk Masters of
AAU basketball team is now going to be the coach
at Virginia, right because he can recruit well and all that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
College football is Triple A of the NFL. Yes, and
this is AAU basketball correct.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Well, the the the deal with college football is, yeah,
that's still just an American sport. We're the only country
in the world that really plays it. Okay, so it's
it's all American players. Everywhere else they have quidditch, the
Nciday Basketball is just it is the Triple A for NBA,
but it's not really because there's more foreign players. The
(11:23):
top five players in NBA are foreign players. They're not
an American players. Okay, they're all foreign The best players
in the NBA are foreign born players, right, So that's
that's not the case. They're not working with the NBA
is certainly not working with NCAA basketball. They could care
less whether it's even involved.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Remember they used to say, well, you know, root for
the name, not the name on the jersey, but you
know the school. Yeah, never been more true than now.
I don't know the name on the jersey. One of
my I'm in a root for whoever's wearing my jerseys.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
One of my pillars of happiness.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Okay, Tony's pillars happiness.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Is be part of something bigger than yourself. It's pretty simple.
That's what you told Jackie. But you when you become
when you become part of something bigger than yourself, it
is that It's that is a pillar of happiness. That's
when you become happy. When you are just out for
you and you're not part of something, it's life is less.
(12:23):
Life is less. What's the purpose and Church School whatever
you want to get involved in, uh, food banks, whatever
you want to jump in with both feet and be
part of something bigger than yourself. And all of this
basketball and football and the NC double A is all
about the opposite of that, be part of you, what's
(12:46):
in it for you, and that is agains of happiness.
You're just an old guy yelling at the sky. No,
you're wrong, and you're on social media. Okay, so go
back to drinking your Bubbola tea. Who bobola tea? Ah,
(13:08):
little bubbles in the bottom or a little round It
looked like fish eggs or something. I don't know tea.
You don't know bubbaa tea. I do not U Boba fett.
My daughter was addicted to bobo la tea for a while.
It's like six dollars tea. Uh so go back to
drinking your bubba a tea. Bad. I need more money
in tweeting to no one, Okay, no one cares, No
(13:29):
one cares, No one cares. Uh Okay, So lots to
get to. We've got some details on the lim Pains
lead singer One Direction. That was just a weird story.
It is bizarre, but not so bizarre to where you're like,
oh my gosh. I think the biggest thing that jumped
out of me was the last nine one one call
(13:51):
where the person that works at the hotel was like,
we're afraid he's going to do something to himself, Like
there's gonna be something. So there is there we'll talk
about we don't have enough time right now to go
through it. A student at Atherton shoots himself in the
leg before school, so the gun didn't actually make it
into school, which is good. Plexico Boris's son, I knew
(14:11):
you were going to go. I knew it. I knew it. Uh,
he went to jail for that. I know. How do
you go to jail for shooting yourself?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Because everyone in New York, everyone in New York knows
about their strict gun laws.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
So Atherton, if you're.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Going to a place where to feel safe you have
to have your gun, maybe stay home.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Atherton is a top five school in the state. And
why there's a kid with a gun in his pocket
outside of Atherton ready to go into school, that is
a That is a wonderful question someone needs to answer
for me.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Because even the better schools, kids feel nervous and they
have fights.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
That is a Atherton is up there with mail and manual? Yes?
All right, so why is an Atherton kid have a
gun in his pocket? Why is that? Somebody didn't right?
So all right, I'm going on a Victorian ghost wall tonight.
Ooh yeah, yeah yeah. And it's all these actors. There's
like a hundred actors and every every house we go
(15:08):
to there's actors in the house. It's super creepy. I
can't wait. It's so exciting. Let us know how it is.
I will have to try this. I will. And then
once they and they don't overcrowded. So once you get
a group, like they assign you a group seven fifteen,
seven thirty whatever, once that sells out, they don't sell anymore,
so they don't overcrowd it. And I can't wait. We've
done it. We did it a couple of years ago,
(15:28):
and it was just so much fun and creepy as hell,
you know, because they have the little girl there with
a doll that and she's supposed to be a ghost,
and she's brushing the hair of her doll and she's
she's dressed like nineteen ten and she's brushing the hair
of the dog going talking to you does she skit
her up the walls? No, that would that would be
done at that point. I'll see in the car if
(15:49):
you skit her up the wall and then your head
goes backwards. Bye bye, I'm out the tool. Awesome, bye bye.
All right? Do you have a Friday joke? Djul I do. Okay,
let's hear it and you won't regret it. Hey, Tony.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, So there's this farm. On this farm, there's a cow,
a chicken.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
In a horse. Sounds about right for farms, I said,
horse as I was horse. Of course, you got something
stuck in your throat.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
M Thank you to white not being here. Three of
them are best friends. They do everything together. And one
day they're sitting at the window of the house and
the farmer's kid is watching MTV and they're watching it
and they hear the music, and the horse says, you
know what, I want to learn how to do that.
So the horse calls up Guitar Center and he says
to the guy on the phone, Hey, listen, I want
to learn to play guitar. Guy says, no problem, come
(16:48):
on down play guitar. Well, there might be a problem.
I'm a horse. Oh that's not a problem. We'll get
some attachments. I can teach you to play promise. Wow,
but it's very positive. Guy that works as a guitar storre. Yeah,
so all they hire. So the horse turns out to
be a natural. He gets good and he calls over
the cow and the chicken. He's like, look what I
can do and he jams out like Hendrix. And the
cow's like, damn, that's awesome. I want to learn to
(17:10):
do something like that. The horse says, maybe try bass.
Learn to play bass?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
So the cow calls up Guitar Center. He says, hey, listen,
I want to learn to play bass.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Guitar.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Guy in the phone says, no problem, man, come on down.
Well there might be a problem.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I'm a cow. No no problem. I helped the horse
play guitar. I can teach you to play bass.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Promise co learns to play bass right, and the cow
is incredible. Really, So cow and horse are jam and
then chicken chickens like I want in on this. The
chicken horses like, well, I guess we could use a
drummer around here. So the chicken calls up guitar Center.
He says, hey, really, I want to learn to play drums.
Is the guitar say good center guy, Hey.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
No problem, come on down. Yeah, there's one problem. I'm
a chicken. Yeah no, not a thing.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
A horse and a cow to play instruments that can
teach you drums, I'll teach it. So the chicken learns
the drums and he is incredible. Like so, cow, horse
and chicken all start having jam sessions whenever the farmer's
gone right. So one day they're playing a big record.
Agent's driving down the road.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Hears him.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It's like, what is that? That's amazing? So he stops
at the farm. He finds him all playing in the
bar and he says, damn, you guys are awesome. I
want to represent you. Make this a real band, make
some music. You're gonna be huge. So the cow and
the chicken and the horse take this guy's deal and
they move to the city. They start cutting albums. They
get big, real.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Top ten hit. This escalated quickly, platinum album's the works.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It's not a short joke. They're getting set for their
first tour. But there's a problem, is there. The horse
gets a phone call his mom's sick. Oh no, cow
and chicken they're like cool by it listen, man, go
see your mom here. Mom, we'll delay the first show
a couple of days. Fly back home. Yeah, spend some
time with her, then jump on a plane. We'll get
on ours, come beat us. We'll all hook up, right. Thanks, guys,
(18:52):
you're the best, the horse says. He takes off a
couple of days later, spends time with mom. She's fine.
Turned out just be a real bad cold. She gets
over it, some gas, so he spends another night to recharge.
Following morning, he gets the call. It's his agent. He's sad.
What's up, the horse said, what The cow and Chicken's
plane went down. They died in the crash. Oh my gosh,
I wasn't expecting that. That's crazy. The band is done.
(19:16):
Oh he's now lost his best friends. Unbelievable. And the
horse man, this breaks him. He's been through so much
with him. He feels down in the dump, so he
takes a walk. While he's on that walk, he just
can't seem to shake the blues. You know, man, he
lost his best friend. She figures himself, all right, I'm
not a drinker, but I'll have one just to get
over it. He walks into the local bar. The bartender says, Hey,
(19:38):
why the long face.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Dude, Dude, I don't think I've ever wanted to kill
you before. Oh yeah you have. Oh yeah, you're right,
son of it. No, he can't help you. That is
the joke of the day. Unfortunately, October eighteenth, You son
(20:02):
of a you planned this all. You're so excited through
the whole joke. Great energy to do that. Thank you
back after this on NewsRadio eight forty whas just one
direction it is they could not have a hit song
ten years ago. Teenage girls were going crazy for one direction.
(20:27):
They were like, they weren't Taylor Swift big, but they
were close. Lamb Payne, of course, is Eleit's story of
yesterday as he fell or jumped from his third story
balcony in his hotel in Buena Saturday's details are coming
up now about this guy was going at it in
(20:50):
that room for a week.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh wow, a hotel was a cry for help for
seven days, yes, the caller claimed.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
When they started calling the people that work at the hotel,
the chief receptionist made the first of two calls at
five oh one pm after a guest on drugs and
alcohol who was trashing the entire room The caller claimed
that when the guest is conscious, when he's couctionous, right,
(21:22):
he's thrashing the room until he passes out. You need
to send someone now. The hotel employee got disconnected and
called by one one for a second time, asking them
to send someone urgently for the fear that the guests
quote life may be in danger as he quote is
(21:43):
in a room with a balcony. May correct you. They
called it the way he's in a room with a balcony.
Uh so, Albert Cassenti, Casenti, Alberto, how did you know?
They said? I was it was a boot because that's
(22:05):
the director of same. It's beyond beyondest on us aires
emergency medical services. How do you get same? Oh? I
guess it would be in Spanish? See thank you. I
said the paint had fallen from forty two to forty
five feet. He fell forty five feet. He hit his head.
Oh man, yeah, there was no way he was coming
back from no. So he has had issues in his
(22:28):
past with drug addiction and alcoholism. But this thing, they said,
the noises coming from that room for an entire week,
is this.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Where it's like these are big celebrities leave them alone.
I mean, do something about it. You had days to
do something, That's what I'm saying. Bandmates, friends, roadies, producers, booking,
whoever's there.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
So somebody, the people in the hotel that were staying
close to this room said they thought construction was going
on in the room because of the loud noises in
the bank and the crashes and all that. They were
like that they must be doing some sort of construction.
Anybody asked Donni Wahlberg what he thought about this. Oh no,
it wasn't Donnie, was it. Well? Yah was the brother? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(23:11):
he was on the first floor though. Yeah, uh so
that is your Liam Payne update, the lead singer of
One Direction died falling from his balcony in Buenos Aires.
I apologize right now, thirty one years old. By the way,
why are you playing sharks?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Because I have a list? Oh involving children? Okay, your
favorite subject. According to BuzzFeed, they make me laugh. Parents
share the ridiculous, hilarious things their toddlers wrongly believe, okay,
with all of their tiny little hearts.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Okay, I love it, Okay, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
My three year old was playing on a chair in
his room and found a small feather poking out of
the cushion. It happens. I asked him about it, and
he explained that grow in pillows. I said, what about birds?
He said, feathers grow in pillows so the birds can
wear them.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I love kids. Isn't that great? What was the name
of the story? Kids say? The darnest can say? The
darnest thing is.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I used to keep and breed tropical fish, and whenever
my granddaughter visited, she'd always asked to see the fish.
She wanted to help with the feeding. Was a bit
heavy handed with the fish food, so I told her,
how about I feed them and you give them a drink.
I gave her a jug of water and a shot glass,
so she went around to every tank and poured a
shot glass. Oh. Once she started kindergarten, she told one
(24:38):
of the teachers about giving the fish a drink, and
the teacher told her that fish don't need a drink
because they live in water, and that was the end
of that.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh man, shut up, teacher. You can talk about Santa Claus,
did you, Hollee, no kidding? Sucked the soul from the
look the soul will be sucked from the child at
some point around seventh or eighth grade. You don't need
to do it now.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Geez, are we expecting a guest here? Somebody's just blasted
on the hotline.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, no, no, no, they're coming in. Oh, Matt Sanders
is coming in. Gotcha. I can't the officer that talked
the person down from the bridge.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Good, I can't answer the phone now, Matt Sanders, he's
not calling, he's coming in. Somebody's calling. When my daughter
was three, she thought all bras were filled with air,
and every woman decided how much air she wanted in
her bra.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Well, it's not entirely not true.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Therefore, she made up name for bras was airbra. Mom,
here's your airbra to put on. It's time for you
to put on your airbra. Mommy, I can't wait till
I get to have an airbra. One day, we're all
getting ready to go out to a restaurant. When I
looked at her and saw she had one of my
bras on the outside of her clothesstic I expected all
of us to go out to eat that way.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
She then yelled, Mom, I need some air for my airbra.
Last year we were clothes shopping. I asked her if
she needed any airbras. Smiling, she said, I was crazy,
faded away.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Air air is not an air brawl, right, they have
every type of padded push up whatever. It's not a
bad idea, it's actually really good because then you can
just go how big? Yeah, how big do you want
to go today? Pumping up? May We just came up
with an idea.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
At Bingo And then for the guys, the air bro Yes,
the air brom bump bum ridiculous things. Toddlers believe. We've
been ordering a lot from Amazon, so much showed that
my two and a half year old believes that he
came to us from Amazon too. We've now started talking
to him about bringing him a sibling, and he's convinced
(26:36):
that by saying that, we mean we're going to order
one from Amazon. So I guess he thinks Amazon is
the modern day store.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
You're killing me, killing me, I mean, I guess, I guess.
I mean there are kids that have just lived in
the Amazon era. Yeah, like they have. They don't know that,
they haven't seen civilization. You didn't order once? You ordered
a hair brush and had it delivered? Yeah, yeah, just
the hair brush. Yeah yeah, I had somebody get in
(27:06):
a van, go to the distribution center, load the brush up,
and drive it to me in Saint Matthew's. You couldn't
walk into Walgreens and buy a brush. Nope, and it'll
be in a box with like peanuts. Yeah, and it's
it's it. But there are people on earth now that
know nothing of a world without Amazon. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
My husband and I would hang out with our friends
and their toddler quite often, so their son was pretty
comfortable around us, but it was almost always the four
of us adults together. One time I went to visit
the mom and wife of this couple by myself. She
and I were chatting when the three year old asked me,
where's your dad. I thought a little and said my dad.
He doesn't know my dad. The boy said where's your dad?
(27:50):
Then I realized he was talking about my absent husband.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh what the for adult malead Oh that's so super
cute it is.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I love that my toddler believed that instead of getting
bigger herself, I was getting smaller. She told me that
when I got little, I could have her favorite shirt.
And she told my future husband that when I got little,
she would marry him. Oh you can't, he said, Why not,
because I'll be little too. She nodded thoughtfully. She hadn't
thought of that.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Oh uh, kids say the darnedest thing. I remember Maggie
in kindergarten and she ran by. Missus Gray was the
was the kindergarten teacher, which we named one of our
cats after her. Missus Gray and Maggie ran aside her
and slapped her on the button, said better start drinking
(28:44):
diet coke. She was drinking a full coke and Missus
Gray thought it was the funniest thing in the world.
Shed about it. She didn't snatch her up or whatever.
She ran by slapped it. Better drink diet coke. You
like this one.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
My two year old believes that she has an imaginary
friend named Trump. As it turns out, he's a pretty
ornery fellow.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Last week, she says, he talked to her into drawing
all over herself with a marker. And apparently the other
day Trump tried to snatch her baby brother, so she
had to chase him around the house with her sword.
We laugh it off, but then we went to a
dinner party with my husband's coworkers. My daughter, being the
ham that she is, was thrilled to be the center
of attention of all the adults. Seriously, they formed a
(29:29):
little circle around her as she danced around and entertained them.
Then she stopped and shouted, everybody, hide, Trump is coming.
We all held our breath, and then the room burst
into laughter.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Oh there are some parents that would have taken that
child to therapy immediately.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Your imaginary friend is named Trump and he's aggressive. That's
right here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
My chidler believes that even if we make eye contact
while playing hide and seek, I can't see him as
long as he stays quiet.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Definitely the rules.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I don't mean a quick glance in his direction. I
mean maintaining solid eye contact for five seconds or more.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It's really funny. That works for ghosts. If you just
close your eyes, the ghost cannot see you. What's the
other How do you get rid of a basement monster?
Dave camp for oil. No, oh, If you just turn
the light on, basement monsters go away, scurry away. They're
(30:27):
like those things in the Will Smith movie. All you
gotta do is get to the string. Gotta get to
the string, so you get down. It's pitch black dark,
it's creepy. You're a kid. It's the basement. You gotta
get to the string. Pull the string, light comes on. Basement,
monsters are gone. Wish I'd known that You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
My three year old son has dinosaur themed sheets and
pillows on his bed because well, he loves dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Soun's like a three year old boy. Everyone.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
A few weeks ago, he woke up crying that his
ears hurt. He had a cold, as it turned out,
a bad ear infection.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I took him to the pediatrician, who asked him, well, buddy,
what are you thing happened? My son said, well, two
of the dinosaurs on my pillow had a fight and
one of them decided to run off the pillow and
hide in my ear. Unfortunately it was the stegosaurus, so
his big spikes are poking me in there.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
To his credit, the doctor said, well, we have to
get him out now. Don't we get this child into
writing classes as soon as possible? Okay, Hollywood could use
him now, courage encourage that imagination as soon as possible.
Unfortunately it was a Stegosaurus Rhnosaurus wouldn't been so bad.
Point to part is just missed with my ears.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
My daughter thinks I'm responsible for putting dreams in her
brain before she falls asleep. It's part of our nighttime routine.
I read a book, tuck her in with hugs and kisses,
then put my hand on the top of her head. Oh,
murmur some nonsensical chant, ask her what he wants to
dream about. Chant a little more, and then tell her
I put the dreams in there. Sometimes I tell her
I put in dreams about ice cream puppies and spiders.
(31:57):
Then she'll say, no, not spiders. Take that one out,
So I put my hand back on her head and
tell her I took it out. Sometimes that she's having
trouble sleeping, she'll come into my room and request better
dreams because the ones I gave her weren't working. It's
cute before ten o'clock, annoying after that. It makes perfect
sense to me. You're putting those dreams in my head. Dude,
(32:19):
stop touching my head. Why you're putting dreams in there?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
That's right. I think that completely makes sense, And maybe
she is too. Yeah, you don't know what kind of
which the mom is, but I know all this.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
My little guy firmly believes that if he lifts something
high above his head, we can't reach it. I wanted
to show this to someone, so when I found him
playing with a toy, I pretended that I wanted to
take it. Chased him all over the house. He screamed
and laughed and ran away from me. Each time I
got him cornered, though, he would lift his hands high
above his head and look at me victoriously, because if
he does it that high, no one can reach it.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I got to We were at Disney last week drinking
wine or a couple weeks ago, with the wine and the food,
right m h. And then we said, let's go ride
a couple of rides. So we went and rode a
couple of rides. But one of them this this dad
had two kids and one of them was a little boy.
He was like six, and they paired me with him,
and the dad saw that I'm a dad looking guy,
and he was like, yeah, yeah, you got it, you
got it. But it's been a long time since I
(33:21):
held the little six year old boy's hand. He looked
up at you like, I'm you know, I'm you know,
I'm taking care of him, right, yes, so trusting, and
I was like, I missed that part of being a
parent when they were just that toddler, just open to
the world and excited about life. It's a blank slate.
It just a blank slate, and they're excited about life,
not jaded, right and trusting. Right, he was just he
(33:41):
grabbed my hand, he reached up and I was like, well,
we're doing this okay, but it was great to do
that again. We he was. We were flying the millennium
falcon through whatever. Oh sweet. We crashed into way too
much stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
My daughter asked my wife, mom, her cousin told me
that you will die when I grow up.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Is that true? Baby?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
My wife said, everybody has to die someday. My daughter
shook her head and said, no, you are not going
to die. You and I will both live forever. Only
Dad has to die.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
And finally, hey, no, stop, I can't just blow past that. Okay,
let's dive into that. I know we're late for the break,
but that is that sums it up. That sums it
up right there, Mother's Day versus Father's Day. Right, that's
that is right there, That's all you need. That's all
(34:40):
you need to know. Dad's extra That's right. We can
get another guy. Yeah, we get another guy. We get
another guy to cut the grass and move the cars
and wash the cars. Get one off Amazon. We can't
get another mom, that's right, are you crazy? Eventually, though,
that'll be Daddy's girl. He'll walk her down the rail
and finally to get my to use the toilet. I
(35:01):
told her the toilet was an alien from a planet
who ate Pooh and tea. She'd loved to eat and
drink it and was friendly and harmless. My daughter said,
then why can't I talk to her? Daddy?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I said, because she's an alien and doesn't speak English,
but she is able to vote.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Hey, what do you mean my alien? Unlimited landscape with
them yesterday or the day before, we talked about unlimited
landscapes and what they can do with pools. They basically
do anything. He's got three pools going now. We're going
to do at another live broadcast for one of his
pools that he is finishing up. They custom built the
(35:37):
pools from the ground up, all right. So they do
the concrete in the pay in the paving and all
of the design they do. They've been doing it for
twenty years. I've known Steve Butler, the owner since I
was fifteen years old, and he's a great guy and
his business has been booming for decades because they do
you right. They do it all right, and they're going
(35:58):
to do you right. So go shopping for a pool.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Now.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
If you're drinking coffee and you're looking in the backyard
and you're thinking, I need a pool right there, well
let's help start the design of it. And they have
pictures of before and after, so you're like, this crazy
space here is now just paradise in your backyard. Unlimited
Landscapes dot com. Go there, now, do something for yourself
(36:20):
and get a pool. Back after this on NewsRadio eight
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