Cringey Memories and True Friends

Today on Valentine in the Morning: The gang power through the show during a massive phone outage with cringey memories and hearing what a true friend would and should do for you.
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Episode Transcript

(00:01):
It's the Valentine in the Morning replay. Welcome to the breakfast table a Valentine
in the Morning. I laughed heartily. Oh my god, I help.
It's respectful to say I love you. The full show podcast starts right now
on A four three. My fam, it is Valentine in the Morning as
we start at the show today.Oh my gosh, the hide it in
the five. I have a millionthings. Do you open a beer?

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I'm so sorry, it's a gingerale. You guys up. Tell me.
This nausea has taken over my life. I'm going to the chiropractor today
to try and get some things workedout in my neck. Yeah, long
story with my neck. I justhave a bunch of problems with it.
But they think that everything is justso compacted in there. Yeah, that

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it's making me this nauseous. Andnow I can't lay down without the room
spinning. And it's just anytime Imove my head, I get dizzy.
So it's all in my neck.So I'm just nauseous all the time.
I'm not pregnant, but I amjust so so nauseous. I totally forgot
about that. Yeah, I'm notpregnant about well, yes, that I

(01:04):
totally forgot she's not pregnant. Areyou testing though, or you just know
you're not? I have tested?Okay, all right, so there you
go. You thought too with thenause You're like, let me just double
chat. When it first started,I was like, what is this?
Why am I so? Because I'mnauseous all the time anyway. But it's
just manageable, just a little bit. This is debilitating. So I did

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test because I thought, what isgoing on? I don't think so,
they don't think. My doctor doesn'tthink so. But we'll see. So
I'm going to try to chiropractice todayand see if that helps. Okay,
that being said in regard to hideit in the fire. Yes, yes,
Jill talked about yesterday off the airshe dreams of having the perfect butt.

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Well, it started because I wantto start exercising my gluteus maximus right
for the wedding. I want tohave a like my butt is very flat.
I want a little bit of plumpnessto it because the back of my
dress is beautiful. Okay, Ilove the back of my dress. And
I saw videos and photos of theback of my dress that I picked for

(02:09):
the wedding. Yeah, and Ijust want a little bit of a lift,
a little bit of a plumpness backthere, just a tad, right,
So I'm going to be working onthat the next couple of months.
Can you do inserts if you don'tget to where you want to be?
They they sell shapewear that has thebutt paddings on it that I could do,
but I want it to but Iwant to try and do it my

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natural way first, and then maybemaybe I had a little something. Okay,
so this is assumed now it's alow back dress. That's what I'm
starting to get at. No,it's not. It's not. Okay,
my butt's not out. Oh well, no, I didnyth that your butt
was out. I thought like itwas a lower back dress and showing your
back or something. Oh oh no, it's not super low. All right,

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we're all trying to figure out whata dress looks like. She won't
ever let us see until after thewedding, right, I show your wife
If she didn't even ask for apicture, Oh darn her. So anyway,
what I suggested the jill because I'vebeen known to have a great butt,
and John says I have a dumplike a truck, right, dump
a dump truck. Yeah, right, So I said, would you,

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and this is the hiding in thefive part we're talking about, would you
if you could have your idea ofa perfect butt, whatever it is.
We all have different ideas of whatour physical makeup should look like, right,
Yes, I said, if youcould have your perfect butt that you've
dreamt of, would you accept injectionsfor my perfect tiny And I said no,

(03:37):
no, even if it's a perfectbutt, they just they take a
little out of mine and they injected. They do that have with collegen and
stuff all the time. They injectedinto your tush. Right, it would
be so weird to have some ofyour butt in my butt. Like,
it's just so weird to me.I would never be able to sit without
like thinking of you weird. Butit wouldn't be like, but my butt.

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Your butt is not a sentient being. It's not it's not alive.
It's just the whatever from my beautifulbutt. It doesn't matter to me.
To me, it's it's weird tothink about having your butt fat in my
butt. And like, by theway, this may not be my butt
fat, this could be my gluebut muscles, muscle, Yeah, my

(04:23):
butt juiciness, but it's worse.The word juicy just doesn't work here.
But it'd be so weird because whatif it has like these special Valentine powers
where all of a sudden, it'slike a magnet, and then my butt
is like roaming around the studio,like being pressed up against the window like
you do sometimes, like weird thing. I don't know what are you talking

(04:47):
about? You hide in the fourJust the other day you lift up your
shirt and pressed your belly against thewindow of our studio. Like what if
my body like just does it andgoes over there, does what you would.
Yeah, but we're talking about myWe're talking about my butt though I
didn't press my butt against the studiowith No, you definitely haven't done that.
But cells and maybe those cells intertwinewith Jillian cells and then it just

(05:12):
affects her behavior. It's just weirdmorph into you. Yeah, you're just
afraid that Jeff will liked the buttmore. I gotta tell him, Oh,
I've got Valentine's butt in my butt, Like it's just gonna be a
weird situation for everyone. It's justit's like an organ donation. You know.
You don't tell that the people whoare getting organ's donating is some poor

(05:33):
guy gets a liver donated from somebodydeceased. He doesn't walk around going oh
now, all they want to drinkis cranberry juice because the guy before me
he liked cranberry juice. Well,my grandfather had a heart transplant, and
he had to take medications so thathis body did not reject this foreign heart?
So am I gonna have to takemeds so that my body doesn't reject
this foreign butt? No? Butwhat can I be? Can I ask

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honestly about your grandfather's heart? Wasn'tthat Was it a real heart or was
it pig valve or something? Orhe had a pig valve before, but
he actually had a human heart.They get a heart transplant after that?
Okyeah? Did he walk around doingstuff the other guy did? There was
there was something, yes, thathe started liking something that he had never
liked before. I have to askmy mom, but there was something.

(06:15):
It was food related that he hadnever liked before. But after the heart
transplant, he liked this certain foodthat he never touched before. So you
start liking chips? That's one offour three, my famy, it's valence
in the morning, a lot ofpeople saying, yes, Jill might pick
up some of my I don't knowidiosyncrasies if she takes any of my butt
fat and injects it into her butt. She's trying to get the perfect butt

(06:38):
for her wedding, so she's gonnatry exercise. But I said, hey,
if you're not doing a Brazilian buttlift or any other type of butt
lift, this is a quick andeasy way if they took some of my
butt fat and injected into yours toget the perfect tush. I just need
to tone it just a little bit. I'm not looking for a like a
whole lot. You do have anice rear end. People have commented on

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it befo for some despair. Yeah, you do, so I appreciate the
offer, but it would just beso weird and then like you're gonna bring
it up all the time, andyou're gonna be like remember when I gave
you some butt fat, Like it'sjust you're gonna be a walk in mess,
and it's gonna like you guys likethat butts. She's walking in front
of me and I'm like, thereshe goes there, it goes my butt

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Now it would be the perfect tush. Sh that was the argument. That's
that's what I guess. I getlost and I get it. You don't
want my butt fat, and that'sfine. I totally understand that we'll still
be friends. The idea though,that I offer you like a genie in
a bottle, like I'm shocked comingout snapping my fingers and I go,
hey, you can have absolutely inyour eyes, in your eyes, the

(07:47):
perfect tush. Ever, you'd beso happy with your physicality, just have
to take a little bit of mybutt fat. And you said no to
that. That's powerful. Yeah,I would for you politely decline. I
appreciate the offer, but I wouldpolitely decline. Brian, is there a
part of your body, of youranatomy that you wish could be better enhanced

(08:09):
in certain ways that if you hadthe chance to use my butt fat to
have the perfect anatomical presentation, youwould, Well, let's just cut right
to it. I think we're allspeaking about the same thing. Okay,
Oh, would you take a littleof me? I don't make that perfect
anatomically. I don't know if Icould because anymore. No, we're on

(08:31):
thumbs, you know what I'm sayingyeah, we got it. John's a
little slow. Yeah, I wouldthink you when no, I think no,
no, you wouldn't know. Hewouldn't. He wouldn't. He might
the first one or two times,honestly, or maybe Kylo would who knows,
But I think no, no,no, guys, no, it

(08:52):
won't be that way. It's alot like a reality TV show. Once
those cameras are filming for the periodof time, you forget about them.
Whenever you watch the Kardashians or somethinglike that, eventually they forget about those
cameras being there, and it's theybe themselves. So eventually you forget about
my little tushy cells being in yourbody, enhancing whatever it is. You'd

(09:13):
forget about that after a while.And I'm not there, I'm not in
complete no, right right, Iwould think about it. Never mind a
question, but never mind come ok, okay, So Valentine may have a
different opinion of what is attractive insomeone. Would that then transfer over to

(09:37):
Brian? Would you get excited hiswife's We don't need to go ok It
meant, like, you know,in order to get excited about something with
something valid that gets like that.Let's Sayal gets excited about one thing.
Brian does not start having jeans ofSandy want. It's Sally one that got

(10:03):
and I haven't talked to her sincelike second grade. We'll be right back.
It's Valentine in the morning. TextValentine in the morning. Three one
four three. I was telling Brianthis one earlier, and some of you
may know this. I mean itmay not. I popped over to my
moms to visit my mom. SoI'm still here in Connecticut right So this
company sent me a snoring device,an anti snoring device that you're supposed to

(10:28):
put next to your bed and itraises up your pillow when you start to
snore, and thus it stops youfrom snoring. It's like your partner kind
of moving you or something. Right, Okay, I's got a little listening
device, and so I go,all right, I'll try it out.
You know, I get a bitof a snoring problem, so I'll try
that out. And it's probably likemany husband's wives going, oh, dude,
give me that device. I'm reviewingit right now. This sent to
me for free. I'm kind ofreviewing it, so I'll let you know

(10:50):
if it works are not. Inthe end, it didn't work last night.
I tried it for the first timelast night. The problem was my
mom is in the other room andMom snores. I have to be quiet.
She's asleep now. Anyway, Mom'snear the room, she snores,
and this thing was picking up hersnoring. That was raising my pillow up
and down all flipping night because itwas picking up her and pillow goes.

(11:15):
It raises it up and lowers itdown like in a minute to try and
change your position. I'm like,I'm not storing. Oh no, maybe
you let your mom have it tonight. Oh yeah, try it out.
Yeah, hey, mom, don'tworry about your pillow going up and down
randomly middle of the night. Thatwas this thing. What did you get?

(11:37):
Are you trying to kill me?Trying to get my money? What
are you doing here? That's somethingthat was picking up her snores. Though.
Yeah, it's like thin walls.It's an older home, so,
you know, just very thin walls. Our bedrooms are so much smaller.
It's funny, like a small houselike this you grow up in. It's
teeny you know. Like my neighbor'sselling His house was like nine hundred square
feet and it's like four bedrooms.That's a small house, yeah, but

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you can hear everything in a housethis small, So I got no sleep.
One four to three, my family, it's Valentine in the morning.
Thank you for waking up, turningthe show on today. A much better
weather on tap for today. Thankgod. We all appreciate that. Right,
If you want to reach out mepart of the show's three one oh
four three. That's your text linethree one oh four to three. If

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you were listening earliest hour, someof you heard Jill talking about getting ready
for her wedding by doing some exercisesfor her glutias maximus. We got some
texts. I didn't know you weregetting married, So congratulations to Jill.
Well, thank you very much.Yes, July twenty ninth, it is
locked and loaded and official, andyou got the place you wanted, right,

(12:41):
We got the venue that we wanted, And without even really putting two
and two together, we realized thatJuly twenty ninth is my grandparents' wedding anniversary.
So we love the fact that we'regetting married the same day that they
did. We are starting up aGoFundMe if anybody wants to be part of
this, and I think it's veryappropriate and very sweet as well. We

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will not be in attendance by bride'schoice, and that's fine. Oh,
I haven't heard from Jeff. We'vedecided it's immediate family only. It's very
nice private ceremony. Gotcha. Sowith that being said, we understand that
we are not coming. We arenot immediate family. I cannot wait to

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hear what the fun for. Well, maybe it's for you. It's not
knowing you, guys, it's not. It might be for you in the
form of an airplane is a banner, as is congratulations from your valentine in
the morning. Family. Okay,that's fine, Jeff and Jill and we

(13:45):
fly that sucker right past you,guys. I think it's beautiful. Will
you be jumping out of this airplane? Yes, wearing nothing but my kilt.
Let's see what happens when I diedown. No, I'm not jumping

(14:05):
out of the airplane. I'm notjust flying the airplane, the jumping out
of it. What if we timeit just right though? Right after Jill
says her vows and the ideas arehappening, and photographer's taking pictures, and
in the background in the sky inthe morning, we need somebody on the
inside. We need what a likeJeff's friends. That's just like, ah,
whatever, dude, it's funny.Somebody in the inside will give us

(14:26):
a heads up so the guy flyingthe plane can really time it out,
you know what I mean. Well, that's a tough part, jot.
I like the idea, though,I'd like the idea. I do appreciate
that idea, but please save yourmoney. That it's very lovely. Save
your money. Put that money towardssomething else. What okay, what if
we do a drone show, youknow, like the drones and its spell
it out in the sky or somethinglike that. Oh, it's a morning

(14:48):
wedding though, wasn't it. No, No, we were gonna do a
sunset ceremony. Oh drone town.We switched it. Yeah, okay,
So we do drones like when they'rehaving like the dinner afterwards, because there'll
be some sort of reception after We'regonna go to dinner. Yeah, we
don't know where yet, but we'regonna do a dinner, but probably some
work coastal in Hawaii because that's whereit is. So we'll do a drone
show like it says congratulations and thenit forms something inappropriate and we're like,

(15:13):
oh, just kidding, that's fun. I will personally take down every drone
in the sky if I see anydrone circle the area. Gotta be so
good, are right? Go fundme for that? All right? We
got some time to think about it, guys. Let's get your ideas.
Just reach out to myself, Johnor Brian and we'll get some ideas.
What we do this. Go fundme money, Hey, guys, let

(15:35):
me have this one thing. Pleasejust let me have this wedding to myself.
Oh it's not just for you thatwe're doing this for the other people
on the island as well. Youknow. Valentine in the morning four three
my sm nineties to now my family, It is Valentine the Morning. If
you guys want to reach out andme part of the show, go ahead.

(15:56):
Three one oh four three three oneoh four three. It is Thursday
day morning, getting closer to theweekend. Maybe it's more rain late this
weekend. It looks like right Jillon Sunday, Yes, but not like
we've had, right, Yeah.I pray for some better weather for right
now and for the drones in thesky. July twenty nine, Is that

(16:21):
the right day, July twenty ninth. Yes, oh, thanks for confirming.
I told you I know, butI forget stuff my fam It is
Valentine in the morning. Get ajump with Jill's gems. In a couple
seconds here, Kimuchi's already pointed outthat I'm wearing the same sweatshirt I was
wearing yesterday. Yeah, but Imean I don't think sweatshirts count. So
I was pointing it out, butnot to poke fun. But it's so
funny though, because I washed itlast night too. Yeah, it's clean.

(16:47):
I wear my sweatshirts like once thenI washed him or something. Oh
John wears his seven to ten timesbefore washing them. Yeah. I think
hoodies have different rules. I don'twear them. Hey, I don't wear
them for the full day. Eitherwear them at work and take them off
at home, or maybe I'm justwearing them to go out at night and
then be I'm not like bear chestingmy hoodies. Like, I still got
a shirt underneath, so if there'sany sweatage going on, this shirt absorbs

(17:11):
all of that nothing. What areyou saying that I'm a bear? Chester
is saying we know that about youhair poking out of your hoodie, which
suggests that you have never No,listen, let me tell you that you
have never seen hair poking out ofmy hoodie. You see it poking out
of certain shirts under armour because they'reperforated, but you've never seen hair poking
out of a hoodie. It's waytoo a couple of weeds up there.

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Yeah, oh my god, youwish I do, honestly, I really
do. All right, Jill's gems. What's going on around southern California.
So at the Grammy Museum downtown youcan check out hip Hop America, the
Mixtape Exhibit. It's just celebrating hiphop's fiftieth anniversary. They have interactive djaying,
wrapping, and sampling stations, andthen they have all kinds of different

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memorabilia like Notorious Pig's red leather peacoat and ll cool J's red bucket.
So that's at the Grammy Museum.Also this weekend it's the La Chinatown Firecracker
Run and it's a five k,a ten k run or walk, or
a one mile dog walk. Andthen they also have a twenty to fifty
mile bike ride and it's a Chinatowntradition and all the courses start and end

(18:17):
at Chinatown Central Plaza. There's gonnabe a family friendly festival as well.
Also, if you're in the Melrosearea, you can there's Siklavilla. It's
a car free event, so basicallyanything with wheels, bikes, tricycles,
strollers, skateboards, whatever you got. There's no cars on the road,
so you can puddle through Fairfax,Melrose Hill, East Hollywood. It's on

(18:40):
February twenty fifth. And then ifyou want to go to the movies in
theaters this weekend, Bob Marley OneLove is doing really well, Madam Webb.
A lot of people talking about thatfilm, Poor Things, Argyle and
American Fiction, and that's all goingon this weekend in southern California. Do
you know what the Chinese Firecracker Runis? I've never heard about that,
and I've lived here for so manyyears. This is the first time,
honestly that I have heard of it. I saw it on a bunch of

(19:02):
different calendars happening this weekend, andit's this huge, huge event. I
wonder if it's just a run andthere's fire crackers at the beginning, they
light them off and he just runto get away from them. That could
very well be. If that couldbe, that's how the fire Craker run
starts. I have no idea.It sounds fascinating, all right. In
for Nancy Rodriguez, Mark Wheeler,look at you. Yes, three o'clock

(19:25):
in the morning, call man,what happened? But she okay, she's
sick, Yeah, yeh, she'swell, yeah, she just got short
throat and figure out you know,okay, that day she can use it.
So yeah, good for her.John, what's trending? We got
Bruno Mars in the news today.He just announced another slate of new shows
in Las Vegas. That's twelve newdates. This comes after he's performed a

(19:45):
few of them already this month,and he's opened up that new Pinky Ring
Live music club in Bellagio. Sothese tickets go on sale tomorrow. But
we're gonna have trips to Vegas tosee Bruno Mars at his residency all next
week. Right here on downtown morningduring the Battle of the Sexist See your
favorite morning shows. Got you?I'm John Kamuci And that's what's trending in

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music. All right. We gota chance at one hundred fifty dollars gift
card the Stater Brothers coming up plusValegories. Jill and John are going head
to head playing along with this game. See how you would do. One
of them's gonna go down, probablyme. I know I'm not feeling too
sharp this morning. You said thatlast time, feeling a bit cloudy in
the hand. Let's see what happensone of four to three, My family,

(20:27):
it is Valentine in the morning,six twenty five. We got one
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(20:51):
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First, how's everybody doing with theirLenten give ups? The stuff you gave
up for lent? Do any ofyou remember what you actually did give up
for Lent? I don't think Ichose anything. Yeah, I know we
talked about it, but I don'tthink it was yours singing. That's right.

(21:12):
I'm doing really well. I haven'tsang in a long time. It
went really well. Didn't she singyesterday? Not not on the air.
I'm going back to the tape,John, what did you give up for
lint every day? Remember? Idon't know if I gave anything up,
to be honest, I think,oh, we just stopped at Jill's singing
and we all agreed to give upher singing. I think that's what happened.
I think that's happened. Makes sense. All Right, we're gonna play

(21:34):
Valegoris coming up next. John andJill going head to head in this game,
and I want you to play alongin the car too. This is
your chance to see, like,could you play this game on the year
with us? So John, JillValegory's next on My fmin Girl went oh
four to three, My FM ninetiesto now and Valentine in the morning.
Jill's also got the entertainment headlines comingup. So we talked about this show.

(21:56):
I believe last week we didn't thinkit was real, but the Quiz
with Balls reality show competition show that'scoming It now has a host and he
used to be on SNL. I'lltell you who it is. Coming up
at six fifty. The Quiz withballs. Remember, it was like they're
asking questions and these huge balls arerolling at them, wipe out trivia,
Yes exactly. Is that what theycalled it? Well, no, but

(22:17):
we did. Oh so it's justa quiz with balls. Yeah, just
big balls. Let's really call quizwith balls? Oh it is trying to
get with Oh oh yeah that's thename. Well, let's play today's dumb
game. Here we go. Yes, we're gonna have some balls in here.
Johnny can throw mention o Valeghori's ladiesand Norman. Welcome to it.

(22:42):
Jill and John go to head tohead. How would you explain this game?
Jill, Valentine is going to giveus a Category's gonna spin the wheel.
It's gonna land on a category,and then he's going to give us
a letter and John and I haveto answer give an answer to that category
with a word that begins with thatletter. Well, let's start this bad

(23:02):
boy up and spin that will please. Here we go. All right,
John, we're starting with you.Okay, okay, name a movie Jill
has been in that starts with aletter s smart sam helone. Okay,

(23:22):
good thing that smart house. Okay, Jill a celebrity you would wish you
could switch butts with that starts withJay Julia Styles. Does Julia Styles have
a nice tush? She's a dancer, so that tush is in shape?

(23:47):
Really, so nothing for the jLo tush for you? A little too
big for my liking. Would itlook good on my body? Mm?
Okay yeah? Current scores from oneto one. Some things scary. Valentine
will see echochella. John. Thatstarts with the letter B as in boy.
But that's two points basically, No, it's just one John, all

(24:12):
right? Spin that reel John upto to one right now, Jill,
a mistake one of your coworkers made. That starts with a letter D,
as in David deleting deleting. Uh. The Gwen Stefani interview, Wow wow
wow wow. You might have noticedin a lot of the Gwen Stefani video

(24:36):
recap on social you never see myface because our video team accidentally deleted my
face. I deleted if I wasn'tthere. Yeah, the camera that was
on me the entire time just goterased. I love this game because under
pressure, you'll just admit anything.Yeah, I didn't say right. She
wouldn't have said that otherwise, Butnow she's like, oh god, I
said, okay. Kurt scores twoto two. John. Name a musical

(25:03):
that starts with a letter L,as in Larry Um Let me let miss,
I am blown away. I amblown away, Dude, I am
blown away. He got that metoo, Wow, Holy cat? All

(25:25):
right, John is up right now? Three to two, Jill. Something
absurd we've talked about on Valentine inthe Morning that starts with the letter C
as in Charlie. You guys areworking very well under pressure today. I

(25:47):
will give you that now with anexplanation of chub rub. Here's Jill.
You can't just say chub rub.Valentine and Valerie, who you stands for
our phones complained about chubb when walkingand your thighs rubbed together and they become
irritated, especially during the hotter monthsof the year. Well, it must
be nice not to have chub rubover there. Now you get chub rubbed

(26:15):
all year long. Du Yeah.Pressures on, all right, John.
A reason Jill is annoyed at Valentinethat starts with a letter A, asking
to go to her wedding. Sosimple, so simple, so simple,

(26:41):
Jill, name a Metallica song thatstarts with the letter F as in Oh
no, oh, no, ohgosh, my fiance loves Metallica fireflies its
fireflies. I could have got done. You have an example, fuel for

(27:02):
whom the bell told made this question. Yeah, I'm just saying, well,
yeah, I've been and I've beento show. Yeah, all right,
John, this is for the win. Oh wow, John, good
luck. An HR violation you areguilty of committing that starts with a letter

(27:26):
T. Okay, so easy,so easy. HR violation. Where do
you put your finger? John,You're right out of time. Where do
I put my finger? Touching?Touching, touching, touching? Yeah,
that's a good one. I wasthinking of talking, but then I was

(27:47):
like, no, that's that's notan age of violation. Talking about that
was tough? Was Can I takea point away from him? Just?
No? Okay, thank you?All right, Jill. You need this
to stay in the game. Herewe go. Something you would not want
a doctor to say. You wouldnot want a doctor to say to you.

(28:08):
Yeah, that starts with the letterwhy You're dying? Wow? Man,
what a buzzkill end to the game. Who wants to hear that?
You don't want a doctor to tellyou that that's true? What if you're
like ninety nine, you've had enoughlife, you know you might be into

(28:30):
it? Then you already know atthat point. Yeah, right now,
I don't want to hear a doctortell me that. Well, no doctor
has told you that. Yep.Let's go to a not so tough tie
breaker question. Holler at your name. I know the answer. Your name
will be your buzzer. Wait untilBrian Burton finishes asking the question before you
buzz in, before he asks thequestion, are you giving us a letter

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too? Like we're saying, okay, okay, good lord, Jill,
thank you for cling takes her high? Uh something you might dress up as
in the bedroom and your letter iss Jay Don How do we play?
Ask John sexy doctor? Now Idon't know. Does he win? Though?

(29:17):
But he didn't say his name first? I think we got to hear
Jill's answer. Yeah, you're rightright, you said, yeah, he
didn't say his name. First,your name was your buzzer, not Jay,
and then I said John after beforedidn't count John, Sally, Jesse,
Raphael. Let's go with John.Is your fiance into those big glasses.

(29:41):
Jill, the letter s that wasyour sexy bedroom dress up. That
was it. That's the only personthat give to my mind, John his
first win. Thank you, thankyou. It took a long time,
but you know what. The onlyway we can go from here is up.
What We're only going up from here. I'm getting better. I'm getting
better at this game. I'm gonnabe the champ someday. Look out.

(30:04):
This is why right well, congratulationsJohn one of four three Mi Fami,
it is Valentine in the morning.I because when you be part of the
show today, text in three oneoh four three. We'll see if that
works. So many people having problemswith their phone service with AT and T.
I guess is a nationwide outage withAT and T Verizon T Mobile effected.
But I think to a lesser degreeif you can text, so let

(30:25):
us know if you have any problemsat your phones or anything like that.
Three one oh four three. Andif you want to play in the Battle
of Sexes, text in at threeone oh four three, because apparently Brian
has found a workaround and we're ableto call you. You just can't call
us. What a tech savvy producerthat we have on the show. Guys,

(30:45):
he's the best. He is.Hey, Mary, good morning,
how are you today? Good morning, I'm good. How are you?
We're doing good? Glad we gotyou on the phone. So what did
you want to bring to the showtoday? What's up? Oh? I
just thought it was funny. Iheard that game that you got were just
playing and when the they asked thetiebreaker question about what happens in the bedroom
with an S, I was shockedthat Jill didn't say meat, Oh,

(31:08):
her sexiest. Of course, she'sbeen doing sexiest me for years, Jesse,
Mary, You're so right. AndI understand now why when people say,
like I played Battle of the Sexies, but I can't think of anything?
I get it. It's stressed me. Why didn't I think of smeth?
I have no idea. That shouldhave been the first thing that came

(31:30):
to my mind because that's your Fridaynight go to. That's weird. You're
trying to make this weird. No, to be compared, I'm trying to
make it weird. You have asexist me out there, never once,
never in my life dressed up ass me. Talking about this on the
show, you were saying what wewould dress up as, and I said
I didn't want to participate. Idon't have anything. I've never dressed up.

(31:52):
And then you guys said if youwere to, and I said,
okay, maybe a Captain Hook sexySmee. That's that hart. So it's
there, it's there inside of you. Just haven't let that flag out yet.
You're right about that, So Mary, I think what's going to happen
is wedding night. Oh there yougo. Jeff's got the old hook and

(32:14):
she's flying the Smee flag. Ohgosh, there you go. Mayor.
What's your plan today? You headedinto work right now? I am,
I've been off all week and todayI'm going back. Got you. What
do you do for a living?I work for Newport Mason's School District.
Oh fantastic. Well, try notto bring this conversation up to your students

(32:36):
about sexy Smee and sexy mister Hook. There don't due regard to little years.
All right, Marek, thanks forcalling. I appreciate you. I
have a great day. I loveyou guys, you too, love you
too. So if you want toreach out three one oh four three,
we'll find a way to get youin there with this three one oh four
three. It is Valentine in theMorning one o four to three my sm

(32:58):
Entertainment headlines. According to TMZ,there is an actor named Barry Tubb who
played a character called Wolfman in theoriginal Top Gun in nineteen eighty six.
Then the sequel came out just youknow, a few years ago, Top
Gun Maverick, And there is ascene in that sequel where Rooster, the

(33:20):
character Rooster, points to a photographof the Top Gun class of nineteen eighty
six that's hanging behind him. Whenthe camera zooms in, you see Wolfman,
this actor sitting behind Goose Iceman andMaverick. Well, he's now suing
because he says they had no rightto use that photo. They never asked

(33:40):
permission, and they never paid himto use that photo in the sequel.
So he's asking for unspecified damages.But the movie made one point five billion
dollars, so TMZ is saying heprobably is asking for a lot of money
that his photo was used in thesequel. Oh boy, kilma on,
how much money can you a have? We for photo that was property probably

(34:02):
of the movie company or the producers. To begin with, they took it
for that of course. Yeah,and it was used in the original or
at least his character was in thatoriginal film. So check for five grand
and say there you go, buddy. Thanks, it didn't make the movie
right. And Jay Farrow, heused to be on Saturday Night Live.
He's going to host the new Foxgame show, The Quiz with Balls,

(34:24):
And according to Variety, each episodeis going to have two families competing for
one hundred thousand dollars in a battleof the Balls, combining a high stakes
quiz show with a large scale physicalcompetition. So what I've kind of seen
online is that you have these hugeballs, like John said, like from
wipe Out, kind of coming downafter you when you're trying to answer these

(34:45):
questions, And imagine us playing ballegorieswith some big balls headed our way.
It would stop it Just you keepsaying that, I know. But the
more you say it, the moreyou're getting into the salaciousness of what this
game show is all about. Hey, it's a Fox game show. It's
a thing. It's coming to aTV near you this summer. I'm Jill
with her tam in headlines anybody elseinuncmforable the amount of times she said that

(35:07):
no, I don't want to beon the show. If you want to
be in the Battle of a sexes, text in right now. We'll take
you off our text line at threeone oh four three, three one oh
four three. We'll call you rightback. It is Valentine in the morning.
Battle of sex is coming up.And always remember any point in your
life if anything's making you smile andyou want to share that happy news with

(35:27):
us, same thing. Three oneoh four to three. That's our text
line one four three, My fam, it is Valentine in the morning.
It is seven ten. Good morningto you. If you get the kids
ready for school, hope, it'sa great day at school. If you're
headed into work yourself, have agreat day at work. This little game
we're going to play a couple ofseconds is called the Battle of the Sexes.
But later on this hour, what'ssomething you can only count on a
really close friend. Four you cantext us at three one oh four three.

(35:51):
We've already gotten some great examples,Heather said, holding up your wedding
dress while you use the restroom onyour wedding day, it's very true,
and said, making sure your pantsaren't dirty on the backside like if you
sat on grass and then Leanna said, a true friend helps you with your
spanks when you are in the restroom, And boy is that true. Sometimes

(36:14):
you just can't you can't hoist itup enough yourself after using the restroom.
So your friend comes into the stalland gets a good grip and lifts you
up and you know, hold on, ye yeah, I know. Right.
The spanks are like the really tightunderwear or something, right, yeah,
the shapewaar So they can be anysize. They can go from you
know, your chest and their shorts. You know that you can just be

(36:36):
just in an underwear type. Butsometimes just to get it really up there,
to get right under your chest,you need somebody in the back to
chest and goes up that high.Oh yeah, some of them. Some
of them have straps. It justlike full bodysuit is the person standing on
the toilet seat of No with me, they're just standing behind me. They're
just in there getting a good grid. They have like hooks like the back

(36:57):
of my sneaker to help you pullthem. No, just hands, just
your hands, just pull them up. Wow. Make sure it's all nice
and smooth in the back. Ohyeah, you oh, gosh, my
best friend Jen, my sisters,of course, my mom's come in the
stall with me. I mean,how many people in there? To pull
these up? Sometimes you even haveto ask a stranger, yes you do
not? No, I've done thatbefore. Hold on, You're sitting in

(37:19):
a stall and you knock on theone next to it. Excuse me?
Can you commit here? Help mea second? I have peeked my head
out and said, I am sosorry? Can you please help me with
my spanks? Girls do that foreach other. I have never asked somebody
in the restroom to pull my pantsup. So different, it's so different.
That's great though. I love thatthree to one, O, four

(37:40):
to three. But right now itis a battle of the sex. Is
reps in the men. His nameis Octavio. He listened downy, works
as a retail working and enjoy's mountainbiking. What's up Octavio representing the ladies.
Her name is Victoria. She's fromOxnard. She's a substitute teacher and

(38:00):
enjoys playing tennis. Let's hear itfor Victoria. What's so, Victoria?
Here's how it works, Victoria.I'm gonna ask you a few questions,
like tabo. Jill's gonna be askingyou the questions. Best out of three
wins. Still tied the end ofregulation, we go to a not so
tough tie break your question to startwith the ladies. What Green Bay Packers
quarterback was named the Super Bowl MVPin twenty eleven. No, he played

(38:27):
for the Pats. It was aa Ron Rogers. Oh my gosh.
Otavio Corey Montez started as high schoolquarterback Finn Hudson on What Fox TV show?
Uh it? Glee? Glee iscorrect? All right? Current score?
Guys up once to nothing. WonderWoman actress Gal Gadot spent two years

(38:49):
in what Country's military? Oh goodenough? I have no idea Israel?
She was actually in the Israeli military. Octavio Independent Women Part One is a
song released by What Girl Group intwo thousand. You are correct, look

(39:15):
at that fellas winning as Congratulations manBattle of a Sexist Championship certificate posted in
social use the hashtag Valentine in themorning. You share that with pride,
Yeah, thank you, and Octaviio. You won a family four pack of
one day one park tickets to theDisneyland Resort. Experienced them Save the Day

(39:37):
happy at Avengers Campus. Pew pew, Happy in a galaxy far far away
at Star Wars Galaxy's Edge, andcommemorate all the once upon a lifetime happy
with a selfie outside Sleeping Beauty Castle. Discover a new kind of happy every
time you visit the happiest place onEarth. Octavio, you are going to
Disneyland. Congratulations, Yeah, thankyou, Yes, she likes it there.

(40:01):
Now it's not Victoria. As youexit the stage, this moment is
entirely yours. You take it away. I hope everyone has a good day,
and I hope you enjoyed a Disneylandtickets. I'm jealous, pew,
Thanks guys, All right, job, what's trending? Well, Lady Gaga

(40:22):
is trending in the gaming world today. The game Fortnite just launched its free
music game, the Fortnite Festival,a little bit earlier this year. Well,
the second season kicks off today andLady Gaga is announced to take the
starring role as the headlining act ofthe second season. But what makes us
really great is Lady Gaga famously hadthis tweet in twenty nineteen asking what's fortnite?

(40:44):
Even spelling the game's name wrong,so so many gamers jumped in.
We're excited to show it to herble. A few years later, she's now
headlining season two of their music versionof that game. She can see Lady
Gaga in Fortnite Festival starting today.All right, coming up, what is
something only a really close friend itwould do for you? Texting at three
one zero four three this six saysadjusting your bra strap. Monica says,

(41:07):
when I'm wearing something see through,like see through black leggings, my girls
better tell me. And then Leonatexted it and said, a true friend
helps you out when you're in Mexicoand you're really not feeling well. All
right, yeah he said something else, but I toned it down. I
figured I totally got it. Brian'smaking the face like he's in gett it,

(41:29):
but like pretty obvious, which istalking about there with you now?
Okay, all right? Three oneoh four three eight six sixty five four
four of my fam will be ournumber when the phone lines are working again.
But in meantime, texting at threeone oh four three John, a
friend helping you out. I thinkthis separates the friends from the best friends,
Like this is the cream of thecrop separator right here pick ups to

(41:52):
Lax, And especially for me,I live in Orange County. My friends
live in Orange County and they justlike, well, text me sometimes and
they just think that because we workin Burbank, a pickup from Lax is
like on my way home. Ohwhile you're out there, could you grab
me like on your way home fromwork one day? And I'm like no,
no, no, Like you don'tunderstand that's the same drive in the
opposite direction and then coming all theway home. It's not easy. And

(42:15):
people just think everywhere, especially ifyou don't live inside the city of La,
you just think it's all the same. It's not. How many friends
do you have asked you to pickup up at the airport. It happens
more often than you think, becauseI'm one of the only ones of my
friends that that work in La OhOkay. Yeah, So for them when
they hear Lax, they're like,oh, yeah, John works out there.
Got home. They think it's rightnext to Burbank. No, no,

(42:35):
no, can you tell them,like you've got like an interview that
day. I'm so sorry, man, I'm gonna be here till five that
day or something. I honestly havebeen really petty about it recently because it's
happened so much that I just Isend them the map and I said,
why don't you map it for me? Let me know how it's gonna go.
And then they see it and they'relike, oh, like, I
can't ask you to do that,and I'm like, okay, then thank
you, see you later. OhGod, that is incredibly petty. Yeah,

(42:58):
it's pretty petty. Just you don'treally understand until you see it though,
you know, good morning Amber.Hi. Tell us about that friend
and that special thing they do foryou? Well, I mean, we
do it for each other as we'vebeen getting older. We you know,
we used to make sure o underweardswasn't hanging out of our pants when we
were younger. But now we haveto worry about these long hairs that grow
out of either your mole or weirdjust weird hairs. You know that we

(43:22):
never had to do with what yourfriend is your mole for hair? I
mean, you know I have achin hair. Okay, okay, it's
one chin hair that just grows,so I expect my friend or I will
tell my friend to make sure putthat chin hair girl, because it is
just there, you know, orcan't you do that yourself? Though?

(43:44):
Before you go out? Does itgrow that fast? When you're in the
car light? You just see itthere? It's very prominent and amber.
Is your hair the same as mine? Where one day it's not there and
then the next day it's like afoot long? Yeah? Why? How
are you? How does that happen? I don't know, And I think
it's just I think it's a stressthing. Oh maybe the more you're stressed,

(44:06):
the faster it grows, is mine. So wait, you're saying,
the more you're stressed, your bodypushes that hair out. It's like a
stressed poka. Yeah, John,it's a stressed Pinocchio. You're right.
I mean I found my first grayeyebrow hair, so nothing surprises me anymore.
I mean, you know, ohI've got those. Yeah, I've
got those ready. What about thehair on your forehead? You everyone that's

(44:28):
growing like out of the middle ofyour forehead? I thankfully know, Okay,
but I will pluck it. Ilove fucking hair, so I will
tell you. I will definitely tellyou as a friend, there's a hair
that you should not be there.Let's take care of it. I'm not
going to embarrass you, but Iwill pull my tweezers out because I love
you and I don't want you tosee right. Wow, what friends?

(44:52):
And it's a little hair and Tenna, I guess so well, you're tuned
into one of four to three MIFM, so maybe don't pluck that chin hare.
I know I like to play withit when I get nervous. Oh
God, thanks ever one four tothree my FM entertainment headlines. When the
Oscar nominations came out, fans ofBarbie were shocked that Greta Gerwig was not

(45:15):
nominated for Best Director and Margot Robbiewas not nominated for Best Actress in a
Leading Role. Well, Greta Gerwigis talking about the snub for the first
time in her time twenty twenty fourWomen of the Year profile, and she
says she wanted it from Margot,she said, but I'm just happy we
all get to be there together.And she did express her happiness and joy
for the eight Oscar nominations that Barbiedid receive and Marvel and poor things start.

(45:39):
Mark Ruffalo he says he does notthink a standalone Hulk movie is ever
going to happen at Marvel, andit all comes down to money. He
did an interview with GQ and hesaid he'd love to do a movie just
about the Hulk, but it's veryexpensive to use the CGI that turns him
into the Hulk. And he said, it's very expensive if you did a

(46:00):
whole movie, which is why theyuse the Hulk so sparingly. He said,
I priced myself out. I'm jillwith their damn headlines. The Hulk
was always tough too, wasn't itBrian Like in the original Hulk, he
really wasn't there like mentally, couldn'tcommunicate. It was just an angry beast.
And the later on the Hulk movies, like we did with Marvel and
stuff like that, he became cognizantwhere could actually carry on a conversation with

(46:23):
the Hulk. It changed entirely overthe years. Yes, I'm so proud
of you for knowing that. Nerdalert, oh, says the man who
loves Marvel. Nerd alert. Yeah, No, I am a nerd.
You're right, thank you. OrI just grew up watching that TV show

(46:45):
and it was pretty simple to repeatback. That's how it was like in
the early days. He couldn't havea conversation with you. He was just
so angry all the time. Itwasn't there. And then it became different
than Marvel, where it's actually,you know, here I am as sentient
being, I consider you a bigand talk to you and have a cup
of tea. A totally different world. Well, my battle of sexist,
yeah, I'm sorry. Was thatwas that had to like study how to

(47:07):
check a lot of time and stuff. And then over time he evolved into
being you know, the whole thing. You saw the battle of sexist coming
up? Do you guys want toplays? Three to one oh four three.
Here's your daily gushas happy news onValentine in the morning. Happy news
is I got accepted into women's fireprep Academy with LA County. And basically

(47:32):
what that is is the Los AngelesCounty Fire Department is preparing dedicated candidates to
attend the fire Department's recruit academy.That's awesome, congratulations, thank you,
I appreciate it. Is it astep I don't want to say explorer program,
but it says step before you enterfire academy. Yeah, So basically

(47:53):
it's the Their objective is to familiarizethe candidates with like the daily physical demands
and a base level of knowledge andeducation of the firefighting skills, especially for
women trying to enter the fire service, because still in twenty twenty four you
don't see a lot of women firefighters. So this Women's firecraf Academy accepts these

(48:15):
women in order to get into theactual La County Fire Academy. Well,
good for you, this is greatand what made you want to become a
firefighter? You know, I've beenin public service for the last fifteen twenty
years and I'm a prior military vetwith the Army, and just being able
to, you know, protect thecitizens of La County is it's a dream

(48:37):
job. I'm super excited to havethis opportunity. Wow, look at you.
I honestly feel like I've done nothingtoday after you know, I just
feel like I got to get mylife in gear or something. You're charged
up. You sound like you knowwhat you want and everything you're going to
do. Great. Thank you.I appreciate that. I really hope.

(48:57):
So this is a this is anamazing opportunity, and thank you for your
service, past, present and future. Thank you. Have a nice day.
You guys, one a four three, My fam, it is Valentine
in the morning. So later onthis hour, what moment from your past
think about this for a second.What moment from your past makes you cringe?
Texted at three one oh four tothree. I was obsessed with the

(49:20):
Spice Girls in middle school, andI had this growth spurt in middle school
and my feet grew as well.That's nice. And the Spice girls wore
those really big platforms. And sowhen I go back and look at photos
of me in middle school, Iam wearing these huge platform shoes that just
make your foot look ten times biggerthe size. Oh and then my pants

(49:45):
didn't fit well, so they werereally high, so it basically looked like
I was walking on canoes, likeit was just big feet. Yeah,
and then this whole thing just enhancedthat, kind of like a cartoon character,
like a really big feet. Yeahit was. It's so cringey,
And I loved those shoes. Dope, all right, texting three vote of
four to three. But right nowit is the battle of the sexes.

(50:08):
Represent the man. His name isDavid. He listened Glendale, works to
a real estate broker and enjoy spendingtime with his daughters. What's up,
David? Hello, look, goodmorning, Hello, Hello, good morning.
Representing the ladies. Her name isLucy. She's from San Gabriel.
She works as a pharmacy clerk andenjoys watching movies. Let's hear it for

(50:30):
Lucy. Here's that works, Lucy. I'm gonna ask you a few questions,
David. Jill's gonna be asking youthe questions best out of three wins.
Still tied the end of regulation,we go to a not so tough
tiebreaker question. Let us start withthe ladies what picks? Our movie involves
various emotions and is set in themind of a young girl named Riley the

(50:53):
Dragon, Riley the Last Dragon.No, it's inside Out. Totally different
movie inside Out, Thank you,David. Who is the voice of Joy
in Inside Out? Oh? Joy? M Not so sure. It's Amy

(51:15):
Poehler all right. Current score iszero to zero. Xavier Cologne was a
winner of season one of What SingingReality TV show? Avier Cologne. It
was the voice. Was I sayinghis name right? His last name?
Xavio coloone? Yes? Okay,I didn't know, well, yes,

(51:37):
I said it very closely, David. Most people know Kelly Clarkson won the
very first season of American Idol.Who won season two? Oh, I'm
not sure, Ruben stuttered. SitA current score is zero to zero.

(52:04):
Who did Tim Cook replace as CEOof Apple Inc? Bill Gates? No,
that's Microsoft. Steve Jobs was her? Steve Jobs got rest his soul.
David, you can win it withthis one. Tim Gunn would say,
make it work on what competition TVshow? Prodi Gronway, you're right,

(52:30):
yeah, wow, fellas win lastsecond thing? Baby, take it
to the tressame hair salon. Let'sgo Battle of the Sexist Championship. Certificate
you got it? Posted on socialused to hashtag Valentine in the morning,
Share with the pride, Thank youand David. You want a pair of
sold out tickets to see Justin Timberlakeat KIA Forum on May seventeenth. Your

(52:53):
only way in is to win,So congratulations David, Thank you very much.
Yeah, nice job. Well listen, Lucy, is the exit the
stage? This moment is entirely yours? Do you take it away? I
just want to say congratulations to thewinner. Good morning everyone, Thank you,
Good morning John. Give me somethingbetter than these two stories we just
did. Guys, it's not fair. Kelly can't keep getting away with this.

(53:15):
On The Kelly Clarkson Show this week, Kelly was doing her staple karaoke
bits called Kelly yoke, or shegoes and covers other artist's songs. Well
she did it this week and thisvideo is going viral. She had j
Lo on the show, so shecovered Let's Get Loud. I mean,

(53:42):
it's not fair, like Jaylo's amazingin her own right too, but I
just feel like, as an artist, when you see Kelly Kelly Clarkson covering
your song party, You're just like, so true. That's kind of her
song too, now, you know? Sure? So good. So anyway,
jay Loo tickets all day long tomorrowhere on my fem It's a my
free ticket Friday, So check inwith us for your installin. Do you
think there's any part of Kelly that'sannoying though? And she's a friend of

(54:02):
mine, but any part of herthat's annoying? At home, she's walking
around the house with the kids andshe's like, let's get loud. It's
like, oh my god, mom, they are coming up. What moment
from your past makes you cringe?You can text it at three one oh
four to three. Natalia texted itand said, I cringe every time I
see old Facebook memories, especially postingmy feelings back in twenty fifteen to twenty

(54:28):
seventeen, feeling mad, feeling sad, feeling sick. I cringe every time
my bam, it is Valentin themorning. Hey Tanya, Hi, good
morning. So what moment for yourpast makes you cringe? I was interviewing
at a children's photography studio and I'mgoing to tell you the name, but
I was basically bragging about how Iwas really good at making a fool out

(54:52):
of myself to get children to laughand smile. I had younger sisters at
the time, and so it wassomething I would do with them often.
The interviewer asked me to demonstrate,so I did. It involved a little
song with facial expressions and hand gestures, and she started laughing, exactly the
reaction that I wanted. But thepart that made me cringe was I stopped

(55:12):
and I responded and I said,yeah, you like that? Oh and
just a little too creepy sounding whenyou said it. Yeah, it wasn't
like oh that did you like it? Like? As in did that work?
It was? It was very creepythe way it came out, and
why that, I have no idea, but it keeps me up a night.

(55:35):
Yeah, you like that, youlike that's more? That give you
a little bit more, Daddy.That's great, that's perfect. Thanks for
calling, no ro Thank you.One four three my FM Jill has got
the weather? Was that you?It was? I don't know, but

(55:55):
we're sitting here talking to Tony.You're live in the air, and I
go, good morning, Tanya,and somebody room goes it wasn't us.
I'm not convinced it wasn't val thoughI was talking John, but only you
and Jill can make that noise goodand try and make that noise John,
it's like a yawn. It wasn't. It wasn't John. Let's hear you
make that noise, Joe. Whywould I make that noise when we're in

(56:20):
the middle of a phone because yourheadphones are heavy. I don't know.
No, there's no way that wasnot me. But it made no sense
because I was literally talking to Tanya, so I physically couldn't make that noise
coming out of my mouth. Yeah, neither did I. Brian. We
tape everything here. Everything is recordedat balance in the morning for legal purposes,
and this would be something for acourt case in the future of who

(56:42):
made them. So here it is, Hi, good morning. Oh yeah,
that wasn't me. That's not methough, but I was talking to
her. I was just before thatmorning. What is that was Mark Wheelers?
It sounds like Mark Wheelers? ItOh, was like Mark Wheeler's mic

(57:05):
open at the time. That's probablythe most likely, right, because are
you sure it just didn't come fromfend No like which end? John?
Anyway, let's move on. Let'smove on. Entertainment headlines coming up.
Jimmy Kimmel might be leaving late night. I'll tell you what he said coming
up at eight fifty. Hey Lauren, good morning. How are you today.

(57:30):
I'm doing well. How are youwell. We're obsessed with trying to
find out who went where. We'retalking to Ton yeah the radio second ago,
thinking it might have been our trafficguy, Mark Wheeler. But we
can't prove anything. So go ahead, you're on the air. What'd you
want to say? Go right ahead? So my cringey moment. I I
was sixteen, so about twenty yearsago, I was playing PlayStation with my

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boyfriend at the time. He pulledmy chin over kissed me. I said
thank you and went back to playingX Men on my place. First kiss
with the boyfriend, yep, firstkiss ever? Oh oh, your first
kiss ever? Yes, and Isaid thank you and went back to playing
storm ax Man. Oh my gosh. And how long did that relationship last?

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You and that boyfriend? About sixmonths? Six months? Yeah?
Oh man. I wonder if thatwas his first kiss too. It was,
Oh, no, guy, sofor sure all he could think about
for five minutes leading up to thatwas that kiss, and you thought about
it for the second it happened,and then back to X Men and then

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back to the game. He shouldn'tbe coming in for the kiss right in
the middle of the game if it'syour first kiss, you know, maybe
wait until both of you are readyfor this and not. He was trying
to do the distracted kiss, likecatch her off guard type thing. You
know. Yes, it's it's ait's a part of the art form of
kissing. So as you go forthe distracted kiss and then the girl responds

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like, you know, it's justa thing. Lauren, thanks for calling.
Thank you, you have a greatday. Okay, you two,
Thank you though, Okay, bye. Eight sixty six five four four FM,
texting three one oh four three itis Valence out in the morning.
It's so funny. We got alot of texts actually claiming that maybe Brian

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was the one making that mystery noisewhile we were talking to a caller.
It wasn't me. I don't know. Somebody in the room made that noise.
We're talking to Tanya on the air, and one of you goes,
oh, no, it definitely wasn'tus. Why would we do that.
We wouldn't make that r I wantto come from. It's not hers.
She was talking to us. Yeah, someone with her in the background,
right, somebody next to her phonewhile she's on a radio show going.

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Could have been a sneeze. Yeah, that was not a sneeze. That
was a sneeze. Yeah, theykind of heard sneeze play back. It
was not a sneeze. Hi,good morning. Yeah, that's it's like
a yeah, like a weird sneeze. Yeah, a man sneeze. Oh
you're trying. Yeah, that's that'slady sneeze. That could be a lady

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sneeze. We don't know that isa man sneeze. All right, Well,
all is fair in love and war. Now that could be a lady
sneeze. I am not saying that'sa particular sex sneeze. All right,
It's one O four to three myevent tomorrow, my free ticket Friday,
j Loo all day long, oneO four three my FM. Here's what's
coming up. In entertainment headlines,the new Mean Girl's film is available to

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stream at home. But there's somethingbig missing from the movie. I'll tell
you why it's gone right after Trafficone O four to three my FM.
Entertainment headlines. Jimmy Kimmel could possiblybe leaving late night TV in a few
years. He says, I thinkthis is my final contract. I hate
to even say it because everyone's laughingat me now. Each time that I
think it that it turns out tonot be the case. But he says,

(01:00:52):
I still have a little more thantwo years left on my contract,
and that seems pretty good. Thatseems like enough. And with me Girls
movie hit theaters. There was aline in the film, in this new
version of the film where Megan theStallion said something I'm not going to repeat
it, but it's talking about redhair. Well, Lindsay Lohan's rep came

(01:01:13):
out and said, Lindsay was hurtby the fact that this phrase was included
in the film because Lindsay Lohang originatedthe role of Katie in Mean Girls,
So she was a little bit takenaback that this was in there. And
she said, nobody even told herthat this line was going to be in
her And if you don't know thebackstory about it, it was a comment
made about Lindsay Lohan back in theday. It's this long running joke that

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they put in this film. Anyways, if you are watching Mean Girls at
home, the new streaming version,it's gone. That whole line is completely
gone from the film. I'm Jillwith irent tament headlines. I have zero
idea of what you're talking about.I honestly forgot godline. Well, it's
it's derogatory, it's I'll tell you, I don't know. I forgot this

(01:01:59):
even happened nothing I know, Iknow because I don't want to say it.
We can't. It's a rude line, is it rude? Yeah?
Okay? And when it was whenit made news, it was about Lindsay
that somebody else said, and yeah, okay, it's rude, and they
put it in this movie. AndLindsay is not in this movie in this
part. No, no, okaynow, and she's mad about that.

(01:02:22):
Yeah, she was just mad thatthat that phrase was used. Huh is
it not safe for work? Isit the case? Now? No?
Got it? I actually have nothing. I don't have. Somebody texts me
because I have noticed. I'll tellyou, tell me, tell me for

(01:02:45):
me? Is I can like writeit out or something? Okay, you'll
slip us? All all right,Billie Eilis. What was it made for
you? It is Valentine in theMorning. This is one of four three
my f m all right, John, what's trending yet? Bruno Mars making
some noise this week. He justannounced another slate of new shows in Las

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Vegas to go down this summer,twelve of them. And this comes after
he's performed a few of them thismonth and then he's opened up that new
live music club, the Pinky Ringand the Bellagio. Well now, tickets
are going on sale tomorrow for thesenew dates. But we're also gonna have
these trips to Las Vegas all nextweek on Valentine in the Morning to see
Bruno Mars right here during the Battleof the Sexiest so I'm John Camucci and

(01:03:29):
that's what's training in music. Ona four to three MA fam it is
Valentine in the morning. Lisa Foxcoming up next. Lisa Fox is so
excited about Gwen Stefani the other day. She was so excited and she's a
huge Gwen fan, and she wastelling Gwen that Blake Shelton reminds her of
her guy Eric, Eric has someBlake vibes. So next vacation, our

(01:03:53):
friend Lisa Fox and Eric might bein Oklahoma. I've hit the old Dusty
train together or something. Get thecowboy vibes. We do have tickets for
j loomorrow. It's my free ticketFriday. That'll be all day long.
Yeah, we'll tell you when tocall in and then you have a chance
at going to see her at Kioforumor Honda Center. One four to three

(01:04:14):
My FM Entertainment headlines. It wasjust announced Meryl Streep and Hathaway and Emily
Blunt are all going to come togetheron stage to present at the SAG Awards
happening Saturday. It is eighteen yearsafter the release of the Doublwares product where
they all start in that show togetherand the SAG Awards are going to stream

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on Netflix for the first time,which is cool at Saturday eight pm,
five pm Our time from the ShrineAuditorium and Expo Hall here in La And
an actor from the original Top Gunmovie is suing Paramount because of something that
was shown in the sequel Top GunMaverick. So TMZ says. This actor

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is named Barry Tubb and he playeda character named Wolfman in the original Top
Gun that was released in nineteen eightysix. Well, fast forward to Top
Gun Maverick the sequel. There's aphoto that's shown in one of the scenes,
and it's a photograph of the TopGun class of eighty six hanging behind
one of the characters, and whenthe camera zooms in, you see Wolfman,

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this guy's character sitting behind Goose,Iceman and Mavericks, of the main
characters from the movie. So nowthis actor is saying they had no right
to use that photo with him init. They never asked permission and they
never paid him for using his photoin this film. So TMZ says,
he's asking for unspecified damages. Butthe movie made one point five billion dollars,

(01:05:42):
so they're thinking that he could beasking for a lot. I'm Jill
with entertainment headlines. How do youask for a lot? Though? I
mean it was just a photo theyzoomed in on, right, right,
I mean give him a couple ofbucks maybe, But I'm assuming like so
before that photo probably the property ofthe production company or the movie company whoever
made it, because they probably tookthat photo of those guys for the movie

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obviously. And I haven't been inmovies in a very long time. But
there, back in the day,there were so many rules, like your
face had to be on screen fora certain amount of time before you could
receive a residual, or if itwas a print photo rather than like all
these different rules. So he couldmaybe have something comeing to him because they

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used his photo, but who knows. Hey, good for you working that
back in You know, I haven'tbeen in movies in a long time.
And you might remember me from theWedding Singer. You might remember me from
Smart House. You might remember mefrom the Parent Traph, you might remember
me. I mean, there's alist of them right for you, all
right, Jill, think of yourshow. Thank you for your show,

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John thinkerby show, Thank you foryour show. Laura the couch. Think
of your show, Brian, thinkof your show. For your show,