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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Pleasure to welcome Jimmy Failer back to the program. Uh
Fox News Radio on TV megastar Jimmy good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hot damn. How about that here? I was gonna tell you,
I mean, I'm really loopy right now. Last night we
had the Patriot Awards, Fox Nation and all that, and
I was telling Trump jokes with Donald Trump sitting in
the front row. It was pretty surreal. Yeah, thankfully he's
a good sport. I didn't get tased by the Secret
Service or anything that one could have went sideways in
(00:31):
a hurry.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, no doubt. Did you speaking out of the Secret Service?
Did you see that shouting match yesterday up on Capitol
Hill between Wow, that was a.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Real Housewives episode, a Real Housewives episode. It's funny though,
really quickly on that. How defiant some of these Secret
Service higher ups have been, like we you know, we
go back to the woman who was telling us about
the sloped roof that we couldn't put an agent on,
even though they had ten people on ten different slope
groups except that one for some odd reason. But they
(01:04):
have like it's really weird. But the people that are
I don't know what we I mean. Sometimes we call
them deep slate staters. We call them swamp creatures, whatever
term Trump is using this week. The reason there's so
much bile for these people is they really do think
they're entitled to do whatever they want and never get
held accountable because they never have been. So he is
(01:25):
going to kind of needed to make examples of a
few people because i mean, look at what you watched yesterday.
At one point they told you the mission was a success.
I'm like, dude, if there's a guy with an a
K forty seven on the President's golf course, we have
different definitions of success, you know what I'm saying about.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I was, like Rosie said earlier here, and we haven't
heard anything about these peoples since. Okay, who are they?
Why are they get there? Why did they get there?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
In zero we've Jimmy, we've had more of an investigation
into the JFK assassination in the last two months. The
Trump assassination.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, not to worry because the CIA director, he said
he's putting Stevie Wonder on the Trump's team now, so
they'll keep an eye out. He will keep an eye
out if anything weird happens.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Meanwhile, meanwhile, the NYPD detective says that they have likely
already identified the United Healthcare CEO. Sure they're gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Get they Listen, man, these guys are good. The one
thing about the NYPD is they're playing in the toughest
division in sports. You got eight million people on a
seven mile island, Okay, there's always a basketball game or
a hockey game, or a head of state in town.
And they're used to working in conditions that make you
think the crimes are unsolvable. But the truth is they're
(02:43):
so good. Like I I believe it, Like my brothers
are cops in the NYPD. I would have been a
cop if it weren't for this thing called the background checks.
And uh, you know the point is it's you know,
they're they're they're not messing around, man, And I don't
doubt they'll catch the guy.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, we haven't had an investigation in New York City.
Settled this fast and simple wits and simone, we're on
the case.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Wow, these guys are working fast.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Jimmy Fala, host of Fox across America every weekend, and
a comedy special happening on Jimmy this coming Thursday. Is
that right?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah? Fox Nation. It's called a Night of Comedy and
it's myself Jim Brewer from you know, SNL and a
Half Baked with Dave Chappelle. Great guy, Adam Carolla, the legend.
Anthony Rodilla is the famous Italian comic. Your kid's blown up.
He's a young kid that got famous on Instagram. But
he's you know, like me. He's like really Italian, like
(03:37):
he's probably fixing races at a dog track as we speak.
And also a great comic. And we're gonna be on
Fox Nation December twelfth. You can watch it if you
have Fox Nation. If you don't, go to Foxnation dot com.
Check it out. They're billing it. It's really funny. They're like,
there's no rules, nothing is off limits. And that's basically
like management's way of saying, I mean, if you say
(04:00):
this on TV, you're fired, you know, But we can
say it on Fox Nation because it's a streaming service
and it's gonna get a little naughty.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, it's only a buck ninety nine a month right
now to get Fox Nations. So you're in great shape.
I got to ask you, when are you booked for
the view that's must see?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, listen. I would go on the view because as
a guy lives in the city, I don't get to
see a lot of dairy cows and might be fun.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, it's like a petting zoo for you there.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That would be beautiful. Now here's the thing. Here's the
thing though, to comedy special is going to be at
a college right Long Island University. They're gonna let you
people on a college in a campus.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Really yeah, so you're gonna laugh. You're gonna really laugh.
I applied to this college back in the day and
got rejected. This is the only way I could get in.
This is the only way I could get accepted as
his school with the trojan horse on a comedy show.
But we'll handle them. One thing you should know really
quick is we're winning the speech battle again on the right.
And you know that was kind of a in Trump's election.
(05:01):
If saying inappropriate things mattered, there's no way Trump ever
got elected once, let alone twice. Yes, And all of
these dopey kids who tell you like speech is violence,
all they're really telling you is they've never experienced violence.
You know what I'm saying. At no point, when I
was driving a taxi in New York City and getting
punched in the head and stabbed with a screwdriver. Did
I ever say, like, hey, it's a good thing you
(05:22):
didn't tell a joke. You know, that would have been
some heavy violence. What well, I think we're getting perspective back.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, that sounds great. That's the on Fox Nation Thursday night.
I like that. I saw that ad. Buck ninety nine
a month is so good. I got to sign up.
Not that I ever have to do to watch anything,
but I'll try.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's it, right, Yeah, you still support the cause. We
appreciate it. Fox Nation is a deal at one ninety nine.
There's certain things you don't want too cheap, Like everybody
sees that ad for fifty dollars. You know, when you
see that ad for fifty dollars laser eye surgery, it
seems like a good idea till the cross eyed doctor
walks into the room.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yes, hey, Jemmy, thanks great to have you on. We'll
look forward to that Thursday
Pleasure to welcome Jimmy Failer back to the program. Uh
Fox News Radio on TV megastar Jimmy good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hot damn. How about that here? I was gonna tell you,
I mean, I'm really loopy right now. Last night we
had the Patriot Awards, Fox Nation and all that, and
I was telling Trump jokes with Donald Trump sitting in
the front row. It was pretty surreal. Yeah, thankfully he's
a good sport. I didn't get tased by the Secret
Service or anything that one could have went sideways in
(00:31):
a hurry.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, no doubt. Did you speaking out of the Secret Service?
Did you see that shouting match yesterday up on Capitol
Hill between Wow, that was a.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Real Housewives episode, a Real Housewives episode. It's funny though,
really quickly on that. How defiant some of these Secret
Service higher ups have been, like we you know, we
go back to the woman who was telling us about
the sloped roof that we couldn't put an agent on,
even though they had ten people on ten different slope
groups except that one for some odd reason. But they
(01:04):
have like it's really weird. But the people that are
I don't know what we I mean. Sometimes we call
them deep slate staters. We call them swamp creatures, whatever
term Trump is using this week. The reason there's so
much bile for these people is they really do think
they're entitled to do whatever they want and never get
held accountable because they never have been. So he is
(01:25):
going to kind of needed to make examples of a
few people because i mean, look at what you watched yesterday.
At one point they told you the mission was a success.
I'm like, dude, if there's a guy with an a
K forty seven on the President's golf course, we have
different definitions of success, you know what I'm saying about.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I was, like Rosie said earlier here, and we haven't
heard anything about these peoples since. Okay, who are they?
Why are they get there? Why did they get there?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
In zero we've Jimmy, we've had more of an investigation
into the JFK assassination in the last two months. The
Trump assassination.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, not to worry because the CIA director, he said
he's putting Stevie Wonder on the Trump's team now, so
they'll keep an eye out. He will keep an eye
out if anything weird happens.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Meanwhile, meanwhile, the NYPD detective says that they have likely
already identified the United Healthcare CEO. Sure they're gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Get they Listen, man, these guys are good. The one
thing about the NYPD is they're playing in the toughest
division in sports. You got eight million people on a
seven mile island, Okay, there's always a basketball game or
a hockey game, or a head of state in town.
And they're used to working in conditions that make you
think the crimes are unsolvable. But the truth is they're
(02:43):
so good. Like I I believe it, Like my brothers
are cops in the NYPD. I would have been a
cop if it weren't for this thing called the background checks.
And uh, you know the point is it's you know,
they're they're they're not messing around, man, And I don't
doubt they'll catch the guy.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, we haven't had an investigation in New York City.
Settled this fast and simple wits and simone, we're on
the case.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Wow, these guys are working fast.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Jimmy Fala, host of Fox across America every weekend, and
a comedy special happening on Jimmy this coming Thursday. Is
that right?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah? Fox Nation. It's called a Night of Comedy and
it's myself Jim Brewer from you know, SNL and a
Half Baked with Dave Chappelle. Great guy, Adam Carolla, the legend.
Anthony Rodilla is the famous Italian comic. Your kid's blown up.
He's a young kid that got famous on Instagram. But
he's you know, like me. He's like really Italian, like
(03:37):
he's probably fixing races at a dog track as we speak.
And also a great comic. And we're gonna be on
Fox Nation December twelfth. You can watch it if you
have Fox Nation. If you don't, go to Foxnation dot com.
Check it out. They're billing it. It's really funny. They're like,
there's no rules, nothing is off limits. And that's basically
like management's way of saying, I mean, if you say
(04:00):
this on TV, you're fired, you know, But we can
say it on Fox Nation because it's a streaming service
and it's gonna get a little naughty.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, it's only a buck ninety nine a month right
now to get Fox Nations. So you're in great shape.
I got to ask you, when are you booked for
the view that's must see?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, listen. I would go on the view because as
a guy lives in the city, I don't get to
see a lot of dairy cows and might be fun.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, it's like a petting zoo for you there.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That would be beautiful. Now here's the thing. Here's the
thing though, to comedy special is going to be at
a college right Long Island University. They're gonna let you
people on a college in a campus.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Really yeah, so you're gonna laugh. You're gonna really laugh.
I applied to this college back in the day and
got rejected. This is the only way I could get in.
This is the only way I could get accepted as
his school with the trojan horse on a comedy show.
But we'll handle them. One thing you should know really
quick is we're winning the speech battle again on the right.
And you know that was kind of a in Trump's election.
(05:01):
If saying inappropriate things mattered, there's no way Trump ever
got elected once, let alone twice. Yes, And all of
these dopey kids who tell you like speech is violence,
all they're really telling you is they've never experienced violence.
You know what I'm saying. At no point, when I
was driving a taxi in New York City and getting
punched in the head and stabbed with a screwdriver. Did
I ever say, like, hey, it's a good thing you
(05:22):
didn't tell a joke. You know, that would have been
some heavy violence. What well, I think we're getting perspective back.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, that sounds great. That's the on Fox Nation Thursday night.
I like that. I saw that ad. Buck ninety nine
a month is so good. I got to sign up.
Not that I ever have to do to watch anything,
but I'll try.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's it, right, Yeah, you still support the cause. We
appreciate it. Fox Nation is a deal at one ninety nine.
There's certain things you don't want too cheap, Like everybody
sees that ad for fifty dollars. You know, when you
see that ad for fifty dollars laser eye surgery, it
seems like a good idea till the cross eyed doctor
walks into the room.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yes, hey, Jemmy, thanks great to have you on. We'll
look forward to that Thursday
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