FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 6th 2025 Podcast

Holiday Break Cheers & Jeers, Morgan's Cabo Trip Recap, Sammi Birthday Eulogy & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning and a
happy new year, everybody we survived admitted the twenty twenty five.
Here we are admitted to the first show of the year.
It is Monday. It is January the twenty twenty five. Yeah, wow,

(01:03):
weird Year of the what what is it? Menace? The
Year of the Dragon? Oh, Year of the Dragon.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
No, I don't know, man, it's probably something lame, like
a I don't know, a turtle.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh, it's a snake. Oh, mannake. I wonder how much
longer I'm gonna still be writing Year of the Cock
on my checks? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Yeah, you gotta switch over anyway, Welcome to it, beginning
of a new year.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
My name is what that's Greg Gory. There's a menace.
We've got Gina Grant. Hey, there's Sammy. We got Sea Bass.
Bort is here, we got Morgan. She's our associate producer,
von our video producer. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie. You can hit us up with the
text over to to nine eight seven. Always hard getting

(01:45):
into the groove after any kind of time off, especially
you know a lot of people had a lot of
time off over the holidays and the New Year and
everything else, but especially hard, I think this time of
year just in general, because the January February kind of
really the taint.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, I'm saying it's just so because it was such
a mad dash, a big rush there at the end,
and now it's just kind of this is the dead
time of year. I mean, there's some good stuff going on.
Of course, got football playoffs and everything else that are happening,
and you know, there's some good stuff. And also we
don't have to go on a huge stretch where we
don't have days off yet, right, you know, because like, yeah,
you still got MLK Day that's on the twentieth this month.

(02:28):
February seventeenth is President's Day, and then from February seventeenth,
which is President's Day, then that's where there's a stretch
all the way until May before the next company holiday.
But yeah, by the way, before and I do have
some stuff about how to maximize your vacation days nice,
like if you take the right days, you can end

(02:48):
up like you know, you take two days off, you
end up getting five. Right, I'm listening. Yeah, anyway, this guy,
his name is Jeff Fry. This is a good reminder
as we talk about perspective a lot and how you know,
it's good to stop and take an inventory of the
good things in your life that you're taking for granted,
and then maybe see you're not as bad off as
you thought you were. All right, So as you wake
up today and you're heading back into work and school

(03:10):
or whatever you're doing today, be glad you have a job. Yeah,
glad you woke up. Yeah, here's this guy, Jeff Wright,
and a good little reminder.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
For whatever you think your life sucks, to ask yourself
these fine questions. Do you live in a first world country?
Do you have access to clean water? Do you have
access to food? Can you see here and walk around?
And can you go and use a bathroom without.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Any kind of hell?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
If you answered yes to these five questions, my friend,
you are in the top six point seven percent of
every person living on this earth.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
And if you happen to live in the.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
United States of America, you are in the top one
point nine percent of every person living on this earth, smile,
be grateful.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
What are you bitching about?

Speaker 7 (03:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I think great. Yeah, Now what if you prefer getting
help to the bathroom? I like somebody wiping? You don't
need it, but you want. Yeah. Well that's that's good
questions right there. Yeah, all right, So here's how to
maximize your time off. Now, let's write this down as
I count the days here, it's a one, two, three, four, five, six, eight, nine, ten,

(04:19):
eleven total thirty okay, So this is assuming you have
fifteen paid days off three weeks. All right. So again,
so whether you have a lot of people of two weeks, yeah,
you know, pretty standard, That's what I've always had anyway,
So that you could adjust accordingly and maybe take the
ones that have the most days like there's you know
they okay, So we would have taken December thirtieth and

(04:42):
thirty first, right as paid days off with the new year,
so January first this year, right, plus take January third
and fourth. So by taking four paid days off December
thirty thirty first, January third and fourth, you get a
total of nine days. Nice great deal by taking four.
So just something to think about for next year. Yeah,

(05:04):
right ahead, all right, So for what you could still
take advantage of for the rest of twenty twenty five.
So we mentioned h Martin Luther King Day. That's on
January twentieth, and so if you take the day off
on the twenty first, that'll be four days. Nice. Yeah,
so one day, you take one day off, you get
a four day weekend. That's a good deal. President's Day
is February seventeenth. If you take off Valentine's Day February fourteenth,

(05:29):
that's another four days. Yeah, that's a good See, that's
a good ratio. It's like, all right, I give you
a dollar, you give me five dollars. Yeah, pretty much.
Let's see. Then you got Memorial Day, which is May
twenty sixth, So if you took the twenty third off,
that's another four day weekend. Sweet for taking one. Well, Juneteenth,
which I know that's a company holiday for us now

(05:49):
it's not for everybody, but it seems more and more
people are getting that day. So June nineteenth, if you
took June twentieth, the day after, that's another four day weekend.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
It falls on a Thursday this year, yea fourth of.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
July this year, Independence Day. If you took the third
and then Monday to seventh. Okay, okay, you would get
five days. I am yeah. So you take two days off,
you get five. Labor Day September one, if it took
off September second, it's a four day weekend. October thirteenth
is Indigenous People's Day. That's a public holiday. I don't

(06:25):
think we don't get that day off. I'll think, all right, see,
this is one of those where you know, if you
only have two weeks of vacation, just cross that one off. Whatever.
But if you do get it October thirteenth, you also
take off October tenth. That's four days for the price
of one. Then you get into November Veterans Day. You
take off the eleventh for the actual holiday, and then
the tenth is a paid day off. It's another four days.

(06:48):
And then coming up later on this year, going back
into the holidays for Thanksgiving November twenty eighth. If you
took off the twenty seventh and the twenty ninth, right,
so the Wednesday and the Friday plus the week, it's
five five days. I am loving this. Five days for
the price of two. And then Christmas December twenty fifth,
you take off the twenty fourth and the twenty sixth,

(07:09):
and that's another five days strong. It's crazy how.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
We have not been thinking big enough that it's really
something we need to focus on.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, you gotta start playing three D chess with these people.
You don't exactly, Yeah, but I mean nine days, oh yeah,
five days. I'm looking ahead. What's weird about July this year?
I mean for the July because it's on a Friday, right, yeah,
so we usually take that well, we usually have that
week off. We took that week, yeah, for the July
week as usually want to go visit my dad, take

(07:39):
the kids to go see papping grandma. Yeah right, you
gotta go big. Yeah, So just say, you know, I'm saying,
if you want to maximize your days and just take
it a bunch of like instead of maybe, you know,
maybe you do have a week vacation you're going to
take at some point, all right, well that's gonna cut it.
But you can maximize using maybe some of these other
five days or a four day. Yeah. I believe that's
called a life hack. Yeah, yeah, exactly why, it's a

(08:00):
hack hack that life Yeah. So I mean there and
by the way, if you just type in uh, maximize
twenty twenty four, vacate art Maximize twenty twenty four PTO
paid time off. There's a bunch of places that'll like
spell it all out for you.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
See you already forgetting Yeah, twenty twenty I'm sorry, see yeah,
Year of the cock.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah all right, yeah, so twenty twenty five. See Greg,
you're still writing checks. I know it takes me about
a month to get used to it. Yeah, yeah, all right,
eight seven seven forty four. What he's the phone number?
You can hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 9 (08:37):
Oh yam ooh I think I know what this is.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Twenty well, it's another new hour. Yeah, insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Monday morning. It's a brand
new year. It's January the sixth, twenty twenty five. Are
first first show of the year, first new show of
the year. Prove it back from our vacation. Hold up
a newspaper, Get me a newspaper. It's old time y,

(09:09):
I have them. My name is one of that's Greg Goren. Right,
there's menace. What's up?

Speaker 10 (09:13):
We got Gina grad Good morning, see basket morning to you.
My dad still gets to Wall Street journal men. Dude,
I have the hotel I was staying at over vacation.
They gave me a new paper every single morning.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh it was awesome. That's like the hotel papers. It's
like the local paper. Where'd you go on vacation nineteen
eighty five? Why there's a Sam Good morning, Sammy good morning.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit
us up of the text over to two to nine
eight seven. I mean, we got our holiday break cheers

(09:46):
and jeers, but I really want to just go right
to Morgan's Cobo tr I mean, whatever, whatever we did,
cool and I'll be happy to hear it, but I
I would just we could bring Morgan in. Is she here?
Did she make it home alive? She did make it?
She did make it. I was following the miracle. Were

(10:07):
you guys all following along on social Morgan Watch Watch?
I kept sending like a text messages, Hey, this is
your wellness Checkyeah, just making sure that you're okay. I
see a post, but I mean, what if it's not
her making a posts? Speaking of holding on newspapers?

Speaker 11 (10:23):
So yeah, she was offered a free trip to Cabo
by Rando Listener Ye correct, which is more dangerous than
Rando listener food which we get sometimes food which goes
in the trash.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
And then who who she met at an event? And
then that's that's correct and.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
Doesn't remember meeting at an event correct sounds like we
met for the first time.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Then he slid into her d ms. They had a
photo together. Some of us tried to talk her out
of it, thinking this wasn't really a good idea, not me,
thank you. Then I almost pushed you.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah, I'm alive and I'm here.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
And as hell. But then it got to the point
where like her mom even offered to come out and
her dog while her daughter went on this trip. Best
woman ever. Yeah, yeah, and so you're back. You survived,
I'm back.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I survived.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah. To tell us all about it?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Oh right now?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yes, Oh we can't wait, I said.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
I need to go good, I thought it. Oh supplies, Yeah,
I have gifts for you.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
All that gifts. We'll do gifts to the next part. Okay,
you really want to hear how this whole thing went.
Start at the beginning. He picks you up.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
He picks me up from my house at like three
thirty in the morning to the airport.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
To your place. Off to a strong start.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Oh yeah, and he is. He paid for all of
this everything, the flight, hotel, flight, hotel, and it was
all inclusive resort. Best resort I've ever been to in
my life to an inclusive before, No, I haven't.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, I apreagie the resort. It was a nice I
have no idea what the resort is. Can you say breathless?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
They have breath multiple Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Now I saw that you post like all I'm all
about the all inclusive life. Would you lead me to
believe that this was your first I had the same
experience when I went to the all inclusive for the
first time, like this is it what you would do
it any other way?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
No, And now I know why you go to the
same place in Mexico every year for vacation.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
You fall in love. I didn't want to leave with
the resort.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, when you get there, they're like, welcome home, and
I'm like, we're not going to die. It might be,
but it was so nice. They didn't even let us
like take our own luggage to the room because they
don't want you in the you know, the lobby with luggage,
and there's it's not cute tables with champagne. Literally in
every room you walk in.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
They want to go through your luggage.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah, yeah, they didn't like put my panties in the drawer,
but that's okay. And we had like the VIP part
of the resorts. We got to go into this exhale.

Speaker 11 (12:45):
Club because it's reckless resort to have like a kid's
side and in an adult's only se Yeah, the VIP
side in this case.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah, this resort was no kids, which love that, so
that was amazing. But yeah, I mean you're waiting on hand,
and I thought, because it's all inclusive, they already have
the money, like the service would be kind of slow,
they'd be pacing us. But second we got in, they're like,
can I get you a Mexican juice or whatever, like
shot at tequila with some green juice.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
I still like to get tipped. So were you tipping.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Along the way, yes, And that's where I did pay
for some things, Thank you very much everyone. Because he
had cash, so he gave me the cash because it
wouldn't fit in his wallet.

Speaker 12 (13:23):
So I get to see this guy that's a h
I love this guy on the table.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
It's the least I can do. It's onto your extra
cat right, glory of tip.

Speaker 11 (13:43):
Yeah, hold up, back it up a little bit. You
get picked up at three thirty at your place. Yeah,
flights went three hours or so, right.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
It was like two and a half hours.

Speaker 11 (13:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
So and what you guys chanting? Did you like? Hi? How?
Who are you?

Speaker 11 (13:52):
How?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Nice to meet you?

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Pretty much? I mean like I hugged him when he
picked me up, so that kind of got rid of
the whole you know, any word, you know, No, she
was really sick, sadly, when she was watching my dog,
she got the flu, so she didn't wake up when
he picked me up type of thing. But she met
him when he brought me home because part of the
I know, I told you all there was a surprise.

(14:15):
The surprise wasn't for me. The surprise was when he
brought me home from the airport. Getting back, he picked
up dinner for my mom and like, oh my god,
we just kept over days there. So we were there
for three nights, three and a half days, which was
not long enough. I swear to god, it should have
been like days.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
No, but you paped it a lot.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Oh my god, y'all. My suitcase was forty nine point
five pounds for three days.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Who cares what the actual stuff that you did though?

Speaker 4 (14:46):
On boats and we went sorling. We was an ATV
tour with tequila. Like they taught me how to actually
drink tequila like a professional house drink teacher. And by
the way, I thought that I can't handle my liquor
right because every time I drink with friends, like I
puke almost every time. Yeah, but I learned that's because
I was drinking Jose Cuervo. Okay, we had top shelf everything,

(15:07):
and oh my god, I felt amazing. I don't like,
like four shots before we even got to the room.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Oh wow, like, you know, let's go to stuff. Yeah,
how long was that pillow fort in the middle of
the bed?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Oh, shout out to Cabo. That was his idea. He's like,
you should post a picture like that. People loved it,
but came right down.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Things in So the flight there wasn't awkward, no, not
like free flowing conversation. Yeah, we're talking about like what
kind of stuff you're going to do kind.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Of we're just like getting to know each other, you know.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
No one immediately put in their earbuds.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
No, no, And honestly we didn't have We both had
aisle seats on the flight, so we weren't sitting next
to each other. And at first I was.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Class because those were in pods of two.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
I was like, Oh, this is good. We don't have to,
you know, be too close to if it's awkward. But
I was like, oh, come over here, like so literally
from the very beginning. My mom even says, she's like,
it seems like you guys have known each other for
so long.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Money'll do that, I.

Speaker 9 (16:09):
Mean lesson, Like, hey, you know what dating losers is
actually like? Not dating losers is actually kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Yeah, it's amazing and that's why, you know, been alone
for so long, because thank you, was dropped out the sky.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
So you get to the hotel, you check in, you
get to the room, the room's nice.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Room's really nice. They had the TV on and just
so happened to be like PFL and UFC playing my
instant wetness below and so there the balcony was amazing,
the view was great. Infinity pool like three of them.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
So was it one that you can like walk out
of the room and right into the pool?

Speaker 4 (16:47):
No, I wish it wasn't that higher. Thanks, but next time.
But yeah, So the first day was awesome because we
didn't have anything planned, so we just kind of got
to chill, go to all the different you know, private
beach areas and by the restaurants and take a million
tequila shots. Second day we went snorkeling.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
What happened, well, the first night, what happened? Well, well,
I want to get there because I this is how
about this? Did you guys hook up?

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Well that's why I have supplies that I wait, it's
the whole.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, oh, it's a whole thing with the gifts. Oh yes,
gift masks. Wait a minute, we're supposed to give you
baby shower gifts. I know. Yes, I was saying number one,
did you hook up? And if the answer is yes,
then I was gonna I was going to go around
the room and I was going to ask everybody, at
what point do you think, like how long it take?

(17:36):
Because that could be a good game, Like okay, because
I had a thought because there's been so much talk
about that beating up to the whole thing, that's the goal. Yeah,
so and you know what, like that's kind of the
elephant in the room. Yeah, I would say too. And
you're only there for three days, right, Yeah? So do
you just do it right away to get it out
of the way, or do you wait until the But
you already had four shots before you got to the room.

(17:59):
That's where my head was. And already like even before
you got picked up. I mean, it's you're already kind
of moving through.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
So yeah, you think I got straight to the room
and just bow to business.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Well, we're taking guesses here because you arrived.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
What Yeah, by the time we got that's a.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Really good point. What because I would maybe just want
to do it to get it out of the way,
That's what I'm saying. And then because that way is
it's just it's it's the thing that's hanging out there
pun intended. Yeah, and you know that way you do
it and then you can move on from that. Yeah,
that's a good idea because then you have like the
the the ability to uh just focus on the other stuff.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yeah, we've seen each other naked, so we can yeah, yeah,
our favorite.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
All right, so let's just go ahead and take guesses.
I'm saying it happened before dinner on the first night, Like,
so they didn't even get to dinner that first night,
and and wow it happened then alright, and I were
just talking about that. We're on the same wavelength.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Yeah, Morgan's Morgan's a lady. So I'm going to say
after dinner.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
The first for dessert the first night. But chicks don't
typically like to do things like especially when you don't
know each other all that well, like right after a meal,
right a bloated you are bloated. You forgot about that,
gotta take it down? Well, not that well. I have
a question about that. By the way, was it wasn't
there a peer? A peer?

Speaker 4 (19:19):
You know what I did on the trip. I downloaded
a peer app, you know, one of those as a peer,
which feels wrong to have on my phone? Why, just
to be safe, I just put it. Why does it
feel wrong? Because then the government has my peer and
want me to say it on natural radio. Okay, so okay,

(19:40):
to answer the peer question, I am the luckiest woman
in the world. Peer ended the day before.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
My wife intentionally she does the same app thing, but
she tries to work it so it starts the day
of the trip. What that means, you're super not fertile,
got rid of.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Your perfect you can't get out.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
I said before dinner after her first night, Greg I'm
going to say night too, because you were nervous because
it's been quite some time, like you were willing and excited.
It's also keep in mind, but also wanted to wait.
She had not had sex since March something of last year. Wow,
shit of twenty twenty four, but a bit, a bit

(20:25):
a while. Yeah, right, that's why I'm thinking she waited.

Speaker 9 (20:28):
Menace, I say next morning, the next morning morning. I'm
not saying they didn't make out the first night. Sure,
I say sure above that next morning, I.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Think that she. I think they did it.

Speaker 8 (20:41):
It was after dinner, but not right after dinner. I
think they stayed out drinking for a long time until
they made it back to that room.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
The first night.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Yeah, the first night, all right, yes.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
But before okay, got it? And then see you basks
Let me to answer there to help me. What airline
did you use get down there?

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Why does that matter?

Speaker 11 (20:59):
Because again extra horn curiosity asking questions the middle of
the road. But I'm gonna say that it was after dinner,
but it wasn't a full hook up. It was I
said there was at least there was making out. I'm
gonna go be on second base. I'll go to third base.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
That move before? What are the bases now?

Speaker 11 (21:20):
There always been first bases kissing, second bases like making out,
and finally third bases mouth party, fourth bases all the way.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Really, that's always it's always been there only three bases,
third bases fingering, well yeah, feeling filling them, feeling up
a second base. First base was like frenchhip. The third
base can include that. No, first, I'm going backwards. I
started with third second bases, you know. Yeah, first was

(21:47):
making out French like you here an adult say friendship whatever,
but not just like a kiss, making over the closed stuff. Yeah.
And the third is any kind of uh sexual activity.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
Oh see, I thought second was hands, third was mouth?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I thought any I thought second was like top and bottom.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
On the right hand can also include I thought you
meant I'm on top and the next time on bottom.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Anyhoo.

Speaker 11 (22:15):
I think I think they because I've I've done that before,
where like we show up and you know, she in
the mood, so you get you do the the mouth
party stuff to get that out off the table, take
the temperature down a bit, and then you need to
get to the home based stuff later.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Okay, so you have your so.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Well now it's kind of ruined. No, I was going
to give you all gifts to get away from this conversation.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
How the hell are you get away from that conversation?

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah, well because I did not expect to really care
about this person so much. World serious to the haters,
I know, I love it.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, Sea Bass, correct, that's what I thought.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Yeah, it's not like we didn't you know, feel each
other's bodies. Yeah, but okay, so when you first got
to the room, No, just that first day night.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
When did it happen though?

Speaker 4 (23:14):
At night?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (23:15):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't pound for
tequila shots by lunchtime and not to shelf.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
I mean yeah, so like that night, the first night.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
The first night we get in bed to go to bed,
there was.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
No like put in that first night. No, yeah, it
wasn't put in. It was just it was the mouth stuff.

Speaker 11 (23:34):
Yeah, ok yea bro yeah yes. And then so that's mean,
what prize do I get?

Speaker 10 (23:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:40):
So actually Sea Bass for you? And because it's all
inclusive resort. You know most hotels they have the mini
bar in the with all the snacks and don't take
it off the way you move for it. Well, this
was all included, so they had some Japanese nuts in there.
Basing it over.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I love it right word not to.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Then Greg, I have some Mexican eminem but the package
says xcesso calorieas so okay tomorrow right. And then that
first night, when we are in the room before we
went to dinner, you know, cuddling all those cute things,
someone knocks on the door and we're like, who's that

(24:28):
And this lady brings this bottle of wine and these
two glasses. Were like, we didn't pay for that. She's like, no,
you didn't.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
You got the honeymoon swee.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
But busy drinking tequila. So yeah, So, Greg, if you
could rate the rate the wine. What us her name here,
Don Silvestri.

Speaker 12 (24:49):
Caet is from Canet from Napa Valley.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Cabaret in Mexico's finest toilet. What you said?

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Okay, that's so My goal was when y'all start asking
these juicy details, I was just gonna be like, oh, yeah,
here's some gifts. And then we're in the conversation.

Speaker 11 (25:07):
What part of his personality is making you love him
so much? Is it the all inclusive personality or.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
I mean, don't get me wrong, the vibes are amazing
environments like fairy Tale Land. That's why when I got back,
I thought, oh, maybe I'm not gonna like him once we're.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Back, I'm going to turn back into a pumpkin.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
I liked him way more about his personality. God, conversations
just so easy, and we get along so well. Everyone
kept saying like, oh, is this your honeymoon or anniversary?
My god, I know we're like we just met there,
like you guys get along so wow.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
So you've been talking since you've been seen him?

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Have you got back?

Speaker 8 (25:46):
Have you seen him every day since you got back?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
But you have you have gone on dates outside of
the reort.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
When he brought me back, we came back New Year's
Eve and he brought my mom dinner and all that.
My mom said, why don't just stay the night cop?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh yeah with your mom?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
I never had a man stay in my house with
parents in my house. You know, it was weird. She
apparently wanted to that.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Did you go to that Ruth Chris and Cabo that
I recommended?

Speaker 4 (26:14):
We didn't go in there. We walked by and he's like, oh,
you should tell minutes you're going here.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Why are we going to the restaurants exactly once. Once
the seal was broken, though, And you guys did it, like,
did it? Did it for the first time? Was it
just we did it?

Speaker 4 (26:30):
You know, we did it? What am I? I'm saving
myself for marriage? She said she was never going to
do it again. We did take a shower together, so nice.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
One of those coming from different angles from the Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
No, And.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I learned this at work.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
I should have, but that's something I would have practiced
at home. Before you pee with the door open, No,
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Okay, well, it's just becoing a civilized person.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
And I will say though, the second we got there,
before even got to the room, you know, taking te
keil shots. I don't know if I'm a normal person,
but if I start drinking, I got a poop instantly,
like it's some kind of afrodijiac, So I was. I
didn't make it to the lobby to poop before he

(27:22):
went to the room, see am I? And then I
lost the feeling. I didn't poop for like five days.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, your body got but.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
It was sad because I wanted to.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
You know, did you guys talk about.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
It on the plane on the way back. We were
going to the bathroom at the airport, came out and
I'm like, have you pooped during this trip? And he
said no, and I'm like, oh my god, me neither.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Wow. In the Mexican airport, did you, boydy? Drugs there?
Pharmacia you're getting for?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
They had meadows and pick there even at the airport
in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
And my buddy was that to me? Photos?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Yeah, I asked him. I'm like, can we shoot up tonight?
So no? What was the question?

Speaker 12 (28:10):
Now?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
What does this guy look like? For folks who don't
like I think you show a picture?

Speaker 4 (28:14):
I mean, I don't like get the tight weight hair.
He's like six to two, which that's what I was
nervous about. I'm like, you know, I prefer six five enough.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Not tall enough six two.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Well, and I brought like four pairs of shoes. I
didn't know what size heels I could wear. I was
able to wear my little two inch heels.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
And wow, what are you five eleven without heels?

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Like five ten and a half?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Well? And she posted pics in her bikini like she
was looking fall Yeah, he had did you guys see these? Yes?
And my hair stop? I love it?

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (28:44):
Yeah, she was That's what I was obsessing.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah, and water shots. Yeah, and then like some picture
like from a boat.

Speaker 7 (28:55):
Oh, but did you see when she had that like
not covering anything top on with the bikini.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yes, some sort of like what do you call that? Like, yeah,
that was knitted or something.

Speaker 8 (29:11):
She was pulling her bottoms down showing her tattoo, being like, oh,
I forgot I got them pulling.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Her bottoms off. Well, I did see that word said
the the R I p O J tattoo that well.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Because I don't you know, I'm wearing sweats most of
the time with this job, so it doesn't really come
out much. We were at the pool laying out and
there's an older woman next to me because we're with
all the rich people.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Right, and.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
She's I swear she was looking at me weird. And
then I looked and I'm like, oh, my OJ tattoos
just out. The older white woman's definitely judging me.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Right.

Speaker 11 (29:43):
This guy made the perfect move because when you have
a chick who's only used to dating pores and you
show her just a little less.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Bit menace in life can be better. She goes from
celibate to and love stop dating losers and listeners like ladies,
if you're dating losers, why, yeah, you can't fix some ladies,
that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
And you know, the resort was great. It helps that
he has money and all that stuff, but it really
is like he is so thoughtful and genuine and kind.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
It's easy to do when you have money, so he's
used to and he and you're really into him.

Speaker 11 (30:15):
Yeah, how could she be rich for the rest of
her life?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
I know you have to work again.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Well, we were so drunk getting off the boat from snorkeling.
On our way back to the resort, you know, there's
people offering new cocaine and weed and all this. Yeah,
there's a jewelry store and I'm like, can we go
in here? And so we go and they're giving us
caviar and champagne, and I just know he's so nervous.
I'm like trying on rings. So I'm sweating hearing this.

(30:50):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
This is amazing.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
It was like I will cry. But it was the
best decision I've made in a long time. And I'm
just so grateful to him and happy. And we're already
planning our next trip, you know, I mean, Cabo best resort.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Of my life. You should be thinking that, otherwise you
would only resort.

Speaker 11 (31:14):
So we know the answer then to the put in.
It happened, just not on the first of course, second
and third night.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Yeah, and this feels weird to me.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
But a didn't happen because she was you know ye yeah.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
Maybe it's like the knife in the ketchup jar Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
The whole time.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Yeah, but yeah, I feel weird about this. I'm very
an open, you know, hold nothing back type of person,
but I truly care about this person. I want to
keep our private life.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yes, with a wink. I care about trips too. Don't
upset because she's like twinkly right now.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah, I'm like you.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I'm glad it went well.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, we'll look forward to to save the dates there
no doubt Destination show next. I think what you're talking
about that sensation. I don't think the diaper makes it
so that you want to pee. I think it. I
think there may be some kind of effect where you
know you've gone and I can feel the warmth, kind

(32:25):
of like headed down toward my Pestle show. The Woodie Show.
So we got all the details about Morgan's trip to
Cabo yes, she survived. Oh boy she arrived. Yeah, yeah,
hell yeah she did. Like if she left here before

(32:47):
the break, what would you have put her like mood
about the whole thing out of what one to ten,
like being anxious about it? Well, I mean just how
she felt like about everything about the whole thing going
into it. The guy, the play. Yeah, she wasn't totally
sure of it. I would say, like a six, A six. Yeah.

(33:08):
Then she came back at twelve's the charge. Yeah. Now
she's all of a sudden like a private person. Yeah,
she can tell.

Speaker 9 (33:16):
I say, she still talks about, you know, whatever's happening
on this guy. Just don't put him out on the
internet because our listeners will be all up in docks
in social profiles.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, but uh yeah, Ipe. Everybody had a great break.
Mine is super easy, like holiday break, cheers and jeers.
I really got it, the whole like downtime thing. I
spent so little time anything work related at all, probably
the least that I've ever done. Good. You're supposed to
do that. And I did stuff because I had thoughts
and whatever. And I send an email out at the
end of every year to everybody kind of about you

(33:47):
know what we're going to be doing the next year
kind of focuses on stuff, but man, really just totally disconnected,
which is great. Did you pick up a hobby or
did you daddy stuff? Yeah? Well no, I am a
cruise person now, yeah, yeah, because I went on a cruise,
brought my dad, my step mom. It was a Royal
Caribbean is a wonder of the seas if you're a
cruise person. It was great. It was fantastic Eastern Caribbean.

(34:10):
And then I did what I did with the last time.
I booked another cruise before I even left this one.
So we're already going on one that I booked in
the previous cruise. We're going this November for Thanksgiving and
then the following Christmas. I support it again. That's insane. Yes,
not Christmas twenty twenty five, Christmas twenty twenty six. Could
you possibly know, I'd be like, I don't know if

(34:31):
it'd be in that kind of mood we're talking about.
I saw you posted a meme about like this is
how dental recesses feel when you say you're not sure
if you'll be available for a two pm appointment six
months from Yeah, it was like this big I roll.

Speaker 9 (34:46):
Yeah, well you can change your plans if you don't
you like cruising love it?

Speaker 2 (34:50):
What do you mean you're not going to feel it? Like? Ohout?
And the one that we booked on is this one
you keep seeing the TV commercials for now. It's like,
I forget what it's called the Star Star of This
is that the indoor slides, the water slide. This is
like the the latest and greatest.

Speaker 9 (35:04):
Well, yeah, that's what I was about to say. Did
you book on Star of the Scene, because yeah, because
there's there's four new cruise ships that's launching this.

Speaker 11 (35:12):
Year, because they just launched that new biggest one ever
over the holiday thing. Well, they're launching Star of the
Sea Star and that'll be the newest big one, right.

Speaker 9 (35:19):
Yes, yeah, massive, and then Disney's doing a new one
at the year, and then uh, Norwegian and somebody else.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
I'm a cruiz person.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Don't be one of those guys that says I've sailed
nineteen times totally in a different colored lanyard.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah that guy. Yeah, not that guy. You will be
that guy. Oh you will be You had it that way, right,
the dog guy. I support it. Yeah, you went to
what Scottsdale yeah.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
I did a couple of things. We Uh, I went
to Scottsdale. We went to the Fairmont Princess Resort.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
I love that place. Oh it's my place. So they
roll out the red carpet for us. What was the
name of the place that she went to? Uh in
Cabo breathless, breathless, Yeah, I'm you looked into it. I
looked into it. I've walked by that resort before. It's
very nice. See, we've recommended like three different awesome vacations already.
Oh my god. And this was just this was just
my husband and I.

Speaker 7 (36:11):
So literally all we did was eat, swim and sleep
and I mean like all day. The greatest time it
was Christmas was in the air and they had like
s'mores village and it was beautiful. And then we turned
around the next day, went back to the airport with
the kid and went to Minnesota and stayed with the
in laws and menace.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I thought about you way too often because we did
sleep in their bed. Nice.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
They forced us because they insisted that would the master bedroom.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
No, couldn't I think they did.

Speaker 7 (36:46):
No, we didn't because also memory foam isn't conducive to
the street.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Stopped yeah, so we did that.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
It was it was great sledding and you know, a
great time. And I knitted around the mall Erica because
you know when in the Midwest, my gears, Sammy, this
is just for you. I've given myself what I am
now referring to his knitting knuckle.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Okay, because my hair gets so stiff. Everybody wanted a scarf.
Everybody needed a scarf. Yeah, so I was started knitting
scarfs like around the clock. And now like my hand
is like frozen into a claw.

Speaker 8 (37:20):
Yeah, that'll happen. I mean the repetitive motion another thing. Yeah, yeah,
you have to get rist guard kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I have one.

Speaker 8 (37:29):
Yeah, there's stuff to put on your hands.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Literally, that's my only jeers. It was a great break. Yeah. Yeah, knitting.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
I can handle twelve men and one.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
I don't think it's appropriate.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Even if I'm small, I can handle but tense ten.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
That's how you play the dirty Mines game. We know
who you are, would show maybe back in the day
that was her style, not now that.

Speaker 10 (37:56):
She's she's honest woman, locked down.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, now she's a one man lady. You know, dude.

Speaker 11 (38:04):
I applaud that guy because that's that's the perfect get
if you can get a girl who is from a
poor crabby not that.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Her, not that she's from she's a poor crap.

Speaker 11 (38:13):
But if you have someone who's like who's not is
not from money and doesn't take themselves too seriously, and
you could be the first one to show them eat
a good lifetime.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah. Oh, that's that's the sweet spot because they enjoy
they appreciate it. You hear that, Morgan, He called you
the sweet spot. That's the nicest thing you said about
anybody in ten years lifestyle.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
I forgot to mention real quick. I did get sick
at one point and was thrown up. He insisted on
holding my hair.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Oh they got put a ring on it. That's a
little much. No, that's great.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
You can use a hair tying.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Is that before?

Speaker 13 (38:44):
After you guys hooked up in the middle in the
middle right, day two and a half in the shower
in the chefer, Oh my god, the shower there was
you mean you just got drunk?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, Morgan? May I recommend it Obu
Cabo for the wedding. Yeah again. If you missed the
recap of Morgan's Cabo trip, you can find it on
the woodieshow dot Com. On Today's podcast Greg Holiday Break
cheers and.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
Jeers, I'm gonna do bullet point. Cheers to seeing my parents,
a drama free dinner, lots of laziness, tricolored carrots, dolphins
and seals, Trader Joe's garlic eggplant spread. And cheers to
breaking my tradition of no sexy time on Christmas. Those
days are over. Jeers to my new neighbor's dog, who

(39:33):
is some kind of miracle dog who manages to spend
twenty four hours a day barking. Cheers to a stress
induced cold soar not sleeping in a single day in
three weeks. Jeers to our weird health insurance that changed
our dental plan but didn't notify us or give us
new cards. And Jeers to the new HBO Max interface
that expands the screen during trailers.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Don't need it. I kept Wow, that's good. Wait, so
where was the stress coming from that you got a
cold stret I took this nice long vacation.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
Let's round it off to a four hundred mile drive,
and I was going down a crazy steep mountain and
for some reason, my breaks just started shaking like crazy
at the point where I thought, oh my god, am
I going to lose my breaks? And were you on
like a slippery uh.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
It it was drizzling, It was slightly slippery, crazy steep.
It sounds like antilock break stuff. And you know sometimes
exactly because antilog breaks if they if they engage, you'll
get that kind of like I was going.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
I took my car to the dealer and they said, oh, yeah,
you need new front breaks. So that and then that
night I felt this like tingle. I'm like, oh my god,
there it is. The last time I got a stress
induced cold sore is when you and Menace came to
my house to hook up my stereo and my TV.
And I didn't understand anything. You guys are doing.

Speaker 12 (40:56):
It boom.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
I on you uh, because that was the thing that
he was a big thing like he would never There
was no sex on Christmas.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Yeah, and it's not a religious thing because I'm not
religious whatsoever. I just thought that Christmas is not the
time to be sexy. And this year I said.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
That scrid the shirt is your parents house. Yes, I've
done that before.

Speaker 11 (41:22):
That doesn't but he doubled it down, doubled down exactly
and you weren't in the bed.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, in their backyard. Sadly that it was in my
old bedroom. Yeah. And by the way, they did they
did tell you about the change your dental plan, because
they laid it all out when you did your sign ups. Yeah,
but you don't have the information on.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
The I think it's online, Greg, I will.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Show you the thing. And I even showed Menace today.
I said, hey, look on this page, where does it
say who the provider is. He's like, I don't know.
It's Delta, it's not.

Speaker 13 (41:53):
It's not Change dot Com, not Delta, it's not they
know it changed.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah, I'm sure it's a lot. And do we have
our new cards? Noop, No, nobody's gotten their cards yet. No,
because I have a doctor's appointment later on today. This
is a regular check up kind of thing. And I
was like, what am I supposed to use? And it
turns out everybody thought I was the only one maybe
got lost? Yeah, you had to go online and it
is not easy to find Yeah mobile f yi, you

(42:20):
have to get on your desktop. Yep, that's where I
was looking, all right, eight seven seven forty four? What
is the phone number? Hit us up with the text
do you do that over to two two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 9 (42:30):
I want to.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Show we'll be right fair fair sammy holiday break cheers
and jeers.

Speaker 8 (42:37):
Yes, well my cheers is obviously seeing family and you know,
all that kind of stuff. But really majorly I got
the Wicked Stanley mug and I'm so pumped over it.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
I wanted it so bad. So that's Stanley number on two.
I only one, you do? Yeah? Why did I think
you had like multiple? What about the Barbie one?

Speaker 8 (42:59):
That's oh, that's right, I do still have the Barbie one. Yes, yeah,
so I guess three?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah? Three? Now what makes this Wicked one so great? Color?

Speaker 7 (43:09):
It's just the color for me, it's like light to dark.

Speaker 8 (43:15):
Yeah, with the and they're like with a gold trim.
It's very classy. It's very Christmasy to me. Yeah, and
I needed it for the season because the other one
that I have is a very Eastern type of green color,
and I looked so silly walking around with it in
the winter.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
I just found So everyone is all your Christmas stuff
still up? No?

Speaker 8 (43:31):
I took that down.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Wow? Yeah, for sure, she'd still be yeah rocking all
the Christmas time.

Speaker 8 (43:37):
I took it down and cheers to sleeping so much too.
I slept a lot during the break and it was amazing.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
I needed it.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I loved it. I enjoyed it. Cheers to that I
was averaging averaging over our break eleven hours.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
Yeah, there was one day I was only awake for
seven hours.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yes, amazing. And then what's your what's your jeers? My
jeers is to all the sick kids.

Speaker 8 (44:07):
I swear every kid that I saw was not only sick,
but coughing in your face because they don't have the
man ears yet because they're so young.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
So jeers to that.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
It was very yeah, yuck. They're like a little walking neurovirus.
Yeah yeah, which is apparently a big thing right now,
virus particular.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
Every kid I saw was like, which, I feel bad.
I want them to get better, but also don't cough.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
But like get better at That's what she said before
the mikes went on. She says, all these kids, I
hope they die. I hate them. Show going through some
of the holiday break headlines, we got the big one
at the beginning of the last hour. We started with

(44:48):
Morgan and her trip to Cabo Noise with the the
guy that she didn't know very well. But now at all. Well,
she is like head over heels in the shorter heels
because she didn't want to die two in shields. But yeah,
we heard all about that. If you want to get
the full recap. We asked all the questions that you
would want to ask. I would say, yeah, then she

(45:12):
kind of clammed up a little bit, which he really quote, yeah,
you know the answer, she really quote likes this guy. Yeah,
she's a lady. She's a lady. Now, phew is Just
go to the woodieshow dot com and get today's podcast
and you'll be able to get caught up on that menace.
Holiday break cheers and jeers.

Speaker 9 (45:28):
Well, the first week I spent in Hawaii on Waikiki Beach,
and I had stayed on Waikiki Beach in a number
of years, and they have really revamped everything. There's so
many new shops and restaurants. It's really really cool, So
I highly recommend it. Also a lot of people love
going to the North Show North Shore and going to
Giovanni Trimp Truck.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Did you shred No?

Speaker 9 (45:52):
Because there was such a big there was such a
big swell going on that there were so many people
on that side of the shore that because there was
a big event happening, so the traffic's like insane. So
I didn't go over there, but just a heads up
above a place called h Mart in Waikiki Beach. They
have a Giovanni's shrimp like kiosk basically that you can

(46:14):
get shrimped there now, so you don't have to go
all the way on the other side island life hack.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
But I ended up I ended up flying to Maui
for the day and that was really cool because I
stayed at this really awesome resort. But like, what does
that cost? If you're on like one island you want
to go, or you hop over maut or if you're
on Maui you want to help.

Speaker 9 (46:31):
I flew on Southwest and it was like one hundred bucks.
Oh really yeah, but it's like a twenty minute flight.
It's awesome. But when I was in Maui, I absolutely
loved this. It was awesome. I went to a Goat
dairy farm for the day and yeah, just like took
a tour this this farm and at the end you
get to try like all these different crazy cheeses and uh,

(46:54):
and then they have like chocolate truffles and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
They make their super fresh. It's awesome.

Speaker 9 (46:58):
Yeah, did you have rod milk? No, I didn't do that,
but I had all the cheeses. Yeah, it's called a
surfing Goat dairy and MAUI I highly recommendation. Yeah, just
go there. You can feel the goats. It's awesome. And
then saw some family back in San Francisco and then
just spent the rest of the the vacation in Palm Springs.

(47:19):
I just pretty much try to chase sunshine as much
as I could because I, yeah, I just I don't
want to be in the cold at all. And then
I think my only jeers is in between, like all
those different trips is just like dealing with my dog
is perfectly fine. She's acting perfectly normal, but she is
going through like these different cancer treatments and yeah, even

(47:42):
though I have insurance, I have to front all the
moneys and it's a lot of mode to like go through.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
All these the super bill it's insane. She's ten years old.
Ten years old, yea.

Speaker 9 (47:56):
And again she's acting perfectly normal, fine, doing well now, Yeah,
doing the best as we can. And then with that,
but it's it's crazy if you don't have pediturance.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Do dogs do like chemo and stuff? Yeah, yeah they do.
Do they lose their hair and stuff like humans do?

Speaker 9 (48:11):
Yeah, she's not going through chemo right now. She's been
going through different surgeries, different things with dogs.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
I think they do chemo, yeah, like I heard radiation, Yeah, yeah,
like radiation stuff I've heard. I've heard, you know, obviously surgeries.
I don't know if they did chemo and with the
with their hair fall out. I mean that's a good
question because then you might not love it as much.
Look weird, like one of those hairless black But again,

(48:38):
like you know, preaching this, maybe preaching this for ten years,
like have pen insurance, yeah, because you have to be
put in that position like, hey, you want to, you know,
try to save your dog's life. And then they're like,
here's a bill, like you I went multiple times. The
last bill was.

Speaker 9 (48:55):
Ten thousand dollars and then luckily I'll get paid back
for that. But still you have to have like ten
thousand dollars on handy didn't.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Take do that to get back? Don't you file the claim?
It will be anywhere from three to maybe a week,
three days to a week, three months at least.

Speaker 9 (49:16):
Press I have, which is healthy. Pause, Please don't ask
me online a thousand times, but.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Do they pause try to fight you like the regular
insurance companies do? I hear that with other companies, but
with mine, they're really cool.

Speaker 11 (49:28):
We're just gonna show up with a gun, what like
the other Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
A three D printed Yeah yeah, three D printed suppressor.
Yeah uh sea bass.

Speaker 11 (49:39):
Holiday break cheers and jeers, Well, cheers just happened, and
a cheers to Sammy and to her New England Patriots
for winning their fourth game.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
And effectively and losing the first round draft pick. Yeah
for no reason.

Speaker 11 (49:52):
Yeah oh yeahd Mayo got fired, which I don't know.
We don't know if they would have kept him if
he had lost that game or won that game. Either way,
you can lose, you can tank.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
It's okay to tell.

Speaker 11 (50:03):
When you have three wins and you're the Patriots, it's
okay to tank because they don't need that first round pick.
They already have a pretty good quarterback looks it looks like.
But you can trade that for all sorts of other
things that you do need.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
But will the players do that? Oh don't. They don't
have to. That's kind of what happened is that backup.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
That's the thing is that it's backup players in and
they're all trying to prove themselves.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
They don't want to do better.

Speaker 11 (50:24):
The coach can call the game in such a way
as to be conservative and lose that game if he
wants to without get anybody hurt. You know you can.
And if you're the player, you're like, yeah, I can
still go out there. I can do well, but I
don't have to beat the backup players on the Bills.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
The thing is that the Bills also wanted to lose
the game because they're in the same division as the Patriots,
so they don't want the Patriots to have that first
round draft pick either. So if they lose, they know
the Patriots don't get it right.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
But I mean, they're still gonna get a great draft.

Speaker 8 (50:50):
It's like a battle of who can lose this game.

Speaker 11 (50:53):
Between first and fourth. We know that that's worth more
in the trading block. So and also, but the good
news is there that if you bet the under the
pots winning four and a half games this season, you
still won.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
You still got money on that.

Speaker 11 (51:03):
Oh Okay, as historically terrible, there are so many twelve
and thirteen lost teams this year. It just sucks anyway,
But cheers to the Patriots for Belichick's out here shining
in North Carolina.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
What about your break? Oh would you do anything cool?

Speaker 11 (51:17):
We didn't do too much. Went to a Raiders game,
went to Nashville. A couple of little nothing international, nothing
special there. But my gears is to people who don't
want to do their job. You actively avoid doing their jobs,
specifically the people who manage my apartment complex. Why next
week I am moving out?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Oh? Really, are you really? I haven't. It's a nice place.
Most of you have been. I think you love moving. Well,
now here's the thing. You've moved a lot.

Speaker 11 (51:47):
So they sent me the renewal notice last month, and
I was thinking, and I've been bugging them because they
have a little online portal if you have a problem
like oh the trash the trash shoots broke, or this
door doesn't open all the way, or in my case,
I submitted the door from my unit or from my
from my building to the floor to the ground level
one door that has not opened for six months. And

(52:08):
every month I'll put hey, guys, this one door doesn't
unlock and it doesn't open, And it said, you know,
double doors sucks. If you have like a big thing
you're trying to carry in or whatever, it's probably an
eighty A violation as well.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
With a big headline here, this is the end of
the pooping shower.

Speaker 11 (52:19):
Well, new place has a poopable shower, so that is yes,
well I check. That was That's why I was so
hesitant about moving is because I was they all had
like bathtubs with the drain at the end, like, I
need a stand up walking shower with a drain in
the middle so I could poop in it.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
And I found a place one has an oversize like drain.

Speaker 11 (52:39):
It's a four inch straight out of a two inch pipe,
which is standard.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Do you tell the broker that's something you're interested in?
Broker broker, Yeah, right, did you tell your lawyer?

Speaker 11 (52:51):
But they so I'd submit the work order, Hey guys,
this trash chute doesn't close, that the door doesn't open,
and then they would come back five days later complete it,
and I'd go down and so I email.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I finally email management. I said, hey, what am I
doing wrong? Why?

Speaker 11 (53:02):
And they said, well, you know, we have different vendors,
Like no, no, the answer should be, hey, we're screwing up.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
This is how we fix it.

Speaker 11 (53:09):
But no, I got oh you're wrong worst you know
you're doing the wrong thing. So after eight months of this,
I said, uh fine, gone, yeah, you'll see.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Show you less celebrity in your bill.

Speaker 9 (53:19):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
I am in the I am in the same neighborhood, yes,
but a newer complex. Oh yeah, all right, well visits
he does. I can't even tell you how many. I've
lost track of how many different places he's lived with
this current has been a while. Two years. Yeah, but
I'm saying just in general, you're moving after two years.
Started with the It started with the illegal apartment over
the dojo, okay, to like vans and r V R

(53:44):
V van. Then went to at a conco condo, sold that,
moved into a place next to a Wiener Schnitzel the house, yeah,
for a year, and then from there moved here for
two years. And I'll be going to another pooper rush.
It does sound like he loves that does I.

Speaker 11 (53:58):
Would have stayed there if they had the door. And
by the way, I am I am going to be
emailing the CEO.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Oh yeah, all right. Eight seven. He hit us up
with the text over to two to ninety seven. It
was Sammy's birthday over the holiday break, and today is
officially Samantha Day. One of those stupid holidays that we mentioned,
but we figured this a good time for why wait
until they're dead? We get to eulogize Sammy while she's

(54:28):
still here. Okay, So we do this with all the birthdays,
and it's brought in a few different cakes. I see
some some Trader Joe's peppermint JoJo's over there, and that
classy bottle of wine. Morgan brought back the toilet wine
from from Mexico. So we'll get to Sammy's why Wait

(54:48):
until She's dead birthday eulogies next on The Woodie Show.
As ugly as she was in real life, she looked
like a foot. She was so unattracted. She looks like
Joe Pesci The Woody Show. She claims that she has
never to me. That is so disgusting, and File explode disgusting,

(55:17):
and File, you gotta get the root, you gotta get
that little hay like in your butt. No, File, Well,
it was Sammy's birthday over the holiday break, yes, and
today is Samantha Day. Her actual name Samantha, which she

(55:37):
hates that's my name, but you don't you like the
legal name. No, I don't.

Speaker 8 (55:41):
I've just never been called that, not by my parents
or family members, so it just doesn't sound like my
name is Woody.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
One time I heard you call her that, I didn't
know who you were talking to. Yeah, it was. It's
it's it's supposed to be like a playoff of like
Newman Jerry Samantha Samantha Yeah, when she's in trouble. Yeah, no, anyway,
And so we have why wait until they're dead? We
figured people always say the nicest things about people once
they're dead. Why do we wait? They can't hear you

(56:09):
they're dead. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Now now we get
to say to their face and we eulogize them as
if they were dead. Here for birthdays on the wood Show.
Three different cakes. What you got over there, menace? Oh?

Speaker 9 (56:19):
I have a bumble bee cake, chocolate cake with flowers
on top, and then a rose cake which I actually like,
flipped upside down by accident.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
But it was still cake. Yeah, like a chocolate cake.
I don't know, it's got to be frosting design like
the bumblebee cake. I wonder if that's kind of like ane, Yeah,
who knows, God forbid you go over there and sample
find ouse. It's pretty good. All right, Well we're gonna start.
Why wait until she's dead. Sammy's birthday? How was your birthday?

(56:51):
Was it? It was good?

Speaker 8 (56:53):
I mean I didn't really know. I didn't really do
anything for my birthday. But my sister's birthday is five
days before mine, so we kind of did a whole
thing for her birthday, so we like all kind of
did the birthday thing.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
It was wow.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
So you got somebody else's birthday and Christmas all within Yeah, yeah,
exactly getting screwed over when you were like a kid,
or they make it, ever make a deal out of
your birthday or was it just kind of all folded
into the season.

Speaker 8 (57:17):
No, we we got birthday parties and stuff like that,
but it's I mean, that's the thing, is what kids
are around. Or so they were kind of smaller. I
didn't have like big blowout parties or anything.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
You got to them off season a different month.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
But would they try to combo you and your sister's
birthday together? No, we never did so close together.

Speaker 8 (57:33):
Yeah, we're about three years apart, but never a combo birthday.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Yeah, Well, we're gonna start with the I think the
best eulogizer in the room.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
That would be great gory. Oh really, yeah, no pressure.
I don't even know where to begin with Sammy. Other
than she was a total dichotomy. She was a ray
of sunshine, but often seemingly sullen and kind of gloomy.
She was a social butterfly, but also a total silent introvert.
Like Greg, she was a total ecotomy dichotomy.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Okay, she was or a dyke for a minute, That's
what I was saying. She would She was a.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
Tough nut to crack, but so willing to share. She
was somebody who seemed really private but made herself so vulnerable.
One of the youngest Woody Show crew members, but also
she worshiped corning wear. The thinnest, most petite Woody Show
crew member.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
But in the years she sat just two seats away
from me, I saw her not eating maybe three times.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
She was never without oatmeal or protein bar strawberries, or
some other grain or fruit based food item. Much like
how Burt Kreischer is always without a shirt, Sammy was
always with.

Speaker 11 (58:36):
Food, but she was always not eating our stuff nor.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
My favorite quote I don't eat like you, right.

Speaker 6 (58:44):
I don't like you, which is probably a good thing.
She was incredibly organized and detail oriented, a keeper of schedules,
a creator of calendars. She could tell you the down
to the minute details of any event that we had
to be part of. But you could not cokes a
good morning out of her to save your life.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
And on the rare.

Speaker 6 (59:05):
Occasion that she did say good morning, you knew she
was saying it with a sense of irony or disdain.
She hated it bit good morning, a forced apologies. Yes,
it's like that, Sammy. Despite hating greetings and pleasantries that
most people find normal, like saying hi to somebody in
the morning, she was actually really sweet and thoughtful. And

(59:25):
one of my fondest memories of Sammy was when a
bolt on the back of my chair broke because my
fat ass leaned back too hard. And the very next day,
without even asking for her assistance, I walked into the
studio and sat on a brand new office chair with
brand new bolts.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
It's a strong and glorious chair, and it was courtesy
of Sammy, who had gone to the powerful office chair
executives up in the penthouse, and she got me a
new chair. It was a great day.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
Sammy really was a kind hearted, funny woman, and as
we honor her on Samantha Day, we should point out
that we were not a to call her Samantha or
even Sam because that distinction was left for her.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Quote friends, it's true, that's true. But Sammy was indeed
a friend to us all and gone way too soon.
And I hope heaven is made from clouds of yarn.
That yeah, that's a good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Well, we first met Sammy, it's like, oh, so Samantha say, yeah,
I prefer Sam, and my friends call me Sam, so
we should go, Yeah, you can call me Sam Sammy. Yeah,
but like, oh yeah, that's going to be maybe someday, Yeah,
maybe someday Greg will be the point where he didn't
call Sam department. Yeah, I guess too late, too late, menace.

Speaker 9 (01:00:39):
Yes, all right, Well, Sammy was a shining light in
a sea of darkness. Her willingness not to conform her
interests to relate to anyone under seventy should be commended.
Her excitement levels in octave reached such great heights that
birds could fall from the sky. She was always someone

(01:01:02):
you could turn to for a chat, would win a
championship belt in being the Devil's advocate. Even though her
conversations could get over complicated at times, she was never
someone you wouldn't want to be around, which is a
quality that is more valuable than anything. Sammy, thank you

(01:01:23):
for coming to work every day with a positive attitude.
Even though you didn't greet me when I walked in
the door, I knew it wasn't ill intended.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
You were just focused on bringing the best show you could. Sammy,
thank you for bringing joy to our lives. You will
be missed. Gina Grad what do you have to say
about Sammy on Yeah Sammy Day?

Speaker 10 (01:01:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
Though I didn't know Sammy and her producer role as
long as you guys did, but I am proud to
say that I did meet her first as a bright eyed,
bubbly youngster who wanted to break it to radio. Over
a decade and a half ago, I taught her how
to screen phone calls at the now long defunct ninety
seven point one FM, and she's been catapulting to success
ever since. And after all these years, I realized now

(01:02:13):
that I had Sammy pegged all wrong. She wasn't just
a hot young cheerleader leaning on that bright smile and
little giggle.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Turns out she was also a no nonsense business bitch.

Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
She's always wearing a Santa sweater and always made sure
that the team was on task. From her crocheting addiction
to her fearlessness at getting shot with an air gun
for the show, Sammy is one of a kind.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
She'll be missed.

Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
And ps, I don't know if you guys got this,
but she did leave a note.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Oh she did. Yeah, it says sorry guys, but this.

Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
Was the only way I could get out of doing
lyrics on the fly once and for all. Ah that
was her master plan.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Fly see bass. What do you have to say about Sammy?
Many people say erroneously that I hated Sammy when she
was alive, and I have said time and time again
that I do, and well I did not because she's dead.

Speaker 11 (01:03:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
I enjoy having her here. I enjoy picking her brain.

Speaker 11 (01:03:13):
I enjoy having all of that different perspective available to examine.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Absolutely now creatively garbage.

Speaker 11 (01:03:22):
But in fact being these I canna produce her. That's
quite a problem. But beyond but but as people have
said before, organization, fantastic attentiveness, fantastic punctuality, fantastic, all of
those qualities, very very good for part of her job.
In fact, people said, oh see best, he just makes jokes.

(01:03:42):
And again, I don't hate makes jokes about Sammy because
he wants to get with her. No, I've been down
that road before in college. I enjoy I enjoy Samy
would be a great wife. In fact, she was at
one point until he screwed it up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
I'm sure she's.

Speaker 11 (01:03:58):
The type of person you want at home, my mom.
All the things Sammy does, she knits, she collects an
ancient cookware.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
You want that kind of person at home.

Speaker 11 (01:04:06):
So it's too bad that she was never able to
find true love before she died, because that man would
have been a lucky man and he possibly could have
given her something else to do.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
You will be missed somewhat nice. Thank you about that, heartfelt. Yeah. Well,
we are here today to celebrate the life of Sammy,
our beloved producer, yarn whisper, Christmas elf and all around
anomaly of contradictions. Right, Sammy was one of a kind,
an old lady trapped in the body of a thirty something,

(01:04:39):
but somehow with the energy of a toddler. After naptime.
As a producer of this show, she kept chaos at
bay with an organization system so detailed NASA was jealous.
You couldn't find a single post it at a place
in her world. If Marie Condo had met her, she
would have bowed and said, teach me sense. Sammy had passions,

(01:05:01):
strong specific passions. First, there was yarn. She didn't just
put things together with this yarn. She summoned yarn projects
like some kind of like sorceress. She would have a
scar for Christmas decorations. Is it knitted or crocheted? Crochetes together?

(01:05:21):
That's the one thing I was Then there was Christmas.
She made Hallmark look lazy. If you didn't feel the
didn't feel festive in her presence, she would throw tinsel
at you and give you a naughty look. Of course,
we can't forget her Stanley mug obsession. While most people
have one Trusty cup, Sammy had three, as we learned

(01:05:43):
thanks to see this. She'd walk into a room Stanley
mug in hand like it was her emotional support water bottle,
which I guess maybe it was half the size of her.
Sammy's fashion sense iconic that Joe Koy sweatshirt. It wasn't
just clothing, it was her personal brand. As for her
culinary quirk, she hated bacon. I mean, who hates bacon?

(01:06:04):
But that was Sammy, always delightfully, surprising, often perplexing, but
never born. Sammy. You were the glue that held everything together,
the yarn that tied us all up in laughter and
the spirit of Christmas. We didn't know we all needed
a year round. You will be deeply missed, but don't worry.
We promised to keep the Stanley mugs hydrated, the yarn untangled,

(01:06:28):
and the bacon far far away rest in peace. Well said,
we're keeping bacon away. Well, anything you would like to say,
you know, you're dead, just thank you guys so much.

Speaker 8 (01:06:44):
Yeah, yeah, I appreciate all the kind of words. Well,
I thought I wasn't going to be allowed to talk
because I got yelled at because it was like you're dead,
you can't talk.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
So then.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
But then the ghost said, it was like that's on brand,
that's true. True.

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
No, good morning, No, thank you, I said, thank you
you did.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Okay, she's done that speech, very moving. I'd like to
revise mine. I'm glad we all spend time on riting. Yeah,
no kidding, no kidding, all right, thank you Sammy, Happy birthday.
You made it and just in time. We're still waiting
to get like some kind of reaction out of Sammy

(01:07:29):
for that. Yeah, I said these wonderful nice things, beautiful sentiments. Yeah,
and we got it back at very like court. Thanks,
thank you, cool brand, have a nice summer.

Speaker 8 (01:07:44):
Appreciate everything that you guys said. Thank you that I'm
a ray of sunshine, and that Menace likes having talks
with me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
You learned so much. I know, she as cuddly as
a mail file.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Well yeah, look, I'm sure. I mean, I don't know
what you expected from me.

Speaker 8 (01:08:02):
I tried, like you said, I'm not I'm a nice
person and I care.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Stay you girl.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
I know it's a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
I don't know what that's about. So we've we've talked
a lot about like how the tipping thing has gotten
out of control. Oh, the joke is, people ask for
tips for anything and everything. Robots, Well, the desk staff
at some hotels are now asking for tips. And it
used to be like a Las Vegas thing, like you'd
see that every once in a while, but now more hotels.

(01:08:29):
According to this article, specifically Hyatt and Marriott across the country.
They're starting to do this where instead of cash, they're
asking people to scan a QR code so you could
tip with your card. We've got to be kidding. So
the person they talked to in this article, they are
at a Hyatt in Boston. He had stayed there with

(01:08:51):
his family for Christmas, and he said the front desk
didn't help him at all. Yet he was handed a
card that said now accepting cashless tips. I had a
QR code on it and it was signed by the
front desk employee.

Speaker 9 (01:09:04):
Yeah, so what he's talking about when it comes to
Vegas the twenty dollars tip or the twenty dollars trick,
which has never worked for me. I've tried one hundred times.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Some people call it the special coupon.

Speaker 9 (01:09:13):
Yeah, you put it twenty dollars in between the credit
card and the ID has never upgraded me for anything.
I got embarrassed one time when the lady handed it
straight back. And then also like dude, and the check in,
it's like so freaking long for so am I buying
a car?

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Right? Am I for it? So long? Why am I
tipping for this? I never used to fill out the
pre check in stuff that they would email to you,
and I do that now and everything is super fast.
These all your information is already in there, everything that
he was already in there. So literally they're just verifying
the ID, whatever credit card you left with them, here's

(01:09:50):
your keys, and do you tip? Hell no, I'm not tipping.
I'm not tipping. There my favorites. There were kiosks that
I'll ask you tip. You didn't even deal with the person.
You're not human, can't use money. It is the Woodie Show.
Show Man. We have been in a sprint since the

(01:10:10):
show started this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Yeah, and there was so many great things uh to
talk about, and I feel like we basically just got through,
like all the break stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Yeah, it's all good. It's rolling ball of knives. Yeah,
but no, it's all it's all good stuff. And happy
to be back for a brand new year here on
the Woody Show. Phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can also some of the text
over to two to nine eighty seven. Yeah, if you're
traveling today, it's a big weather day if you're in

(01:10:44):
one of these cities. Sixty million people being affected by
this winter storm today, storm causing delays cancelations. Again, if
you're flying today, especially anywhere flight's going to or from
really anywhere east of the Mississippi, good luck. Jim Tory
from Weather Channel, he was loving some thunder snow yesterday.
I saw that because that's where we got our whole past.

(01:11:05):
Yeah that he gets so excited about thunder snow twelve
inches in DC today or something like that. And they
say it won't delay the certification, So don't go worrying
about that, everybody. I know something that will delay that certification. Guys. Yeah,
storm on the castle. Yeah, so it's supposed to be
at UH at one pm today, supposed to one pm

(01:11:28):
Eastern times. I totally forgot that was happening too. Yeah,
well because they because the weather is hitting d C.
Is this gonna delay the perfect you'll see. Yeah. The
only thing is you got to make sure you cover
your footprints of the snow. We learned them last time. Yeah,
that's right. Show. So all this winter storm stuff, all

(01:11:57):
kind of maps, hell of maps. Packy Weather posted a
radar graphic of the states with ice in the forecast,
and it was it was very phallic. Yeah, I thought
it was a real for a second. It shows a long,
fifteen hundred miles shaft of icy weather that extended from

(01:12:19):
Kansas all the way to Virginia. And also the fact
they made the whole thing pink didn't help. There's a
here's color. There's a picture of the Yah. Yeah, that's
a row. It looked like a rabbit pretty much, right, yea, yeah,
kind of yeah. Well, the veins do come in because
there's a there's a darker pink interstate over the roads
and stuff like that. So of course people the comments

(01:12:40):
took it from there. It says it looks like a
large portion of the country is really getting the shaft.
Who's the Weather channel? Addict in your families that your stepdad,
my stepdad will put the Weather Channel on?

Speaker 11 (01:12:53):
Yes, I thought it was only twenty four any any
man over the age of sixty basically the law he comes.

Speaker 9 (01:12:58):
Well, they're running the internet because I was doing a
recap of like most search terms over the year, and
still like in the top five is people looking up weather.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Yeah, he's a big day for the Weather Channel. It's
going to be a long, hard winter. So somebody else
it looks like we're screwed if this storm lasts longer
than four hours, be sure to contact your doctor if
that's a size. When it's cold, I'd hate to see
what warm weather brings, right, summer piscause, that's winter penists. Hey,

(01:13:31):
can I ask a question. We've been seeing this in
the news coverage, the whole thing in New Orleans and
what happened there, and they're doing the investigation. One of
the things, one of the updates that they've had is
about how he went to New Orleans before scope out
the area carrying out the attack, to scope out Bourbon

(01:13:52):
Street and different things. But they keep trying to drag
the good name of Metaglasses into this whole conversation. I
don't appreciate it. Yeah, now you know I felt for
the past year. Yeah, when it came to trucks every time.

Speaker 11 (01:14:03):
There was a cyber truck recall. And then I point out, well,
like Tacoma's and Fords and maybe other truck.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Is not interested. There's all kinds of recalls too, Like
every car manufacturer has yeah, every Mercedes all have recalls.
But every time there was a cyber truck, cybertruck, yeah,
anything that had no couber, this is like it becomes
a hot button. Yes, but this is like it's just
a video he took like video but instead of his
holding his phone up, didn't he's a go pro? He

(01:14:29):
or a go pro or is iPhone? Like what here's
a question. And I have some of these metaglasses me,
you have them, Morgan's got them, You've got it, love them. Yeah,
we've all bought in. Yeah, and they are great, But like,
what would this be able to do? Like is this
something of nice? How is it noteworthy? I saw something.

Speaker 9 (01:14:50):
It's not noteworthy. They're just trying to make a thing
out of it. But I did see some of the
footage that they got, and he was riding a bike.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
So he was able to do you know what type
of bike? I don't know. Yeah it was it a trek? Yeah?
When when was it a city bike? Yeah? I know?
But so yeah, you're able to shoot video while riding
a bike. But you can a lot. Yeah you can
at it go pro or whatever. Because I saw of course,
when right to the comments, as I always do, and
people are so dumb about what they think these metaglasses
can do. They said, do you know how much information

(01:15:19):
those glasses have on you? Not meaning like in other words,
like I could look at Menace and it will tell
me all this information on Menace, like it's showing up
on a screen inside the lens. Like it doesn't work
that much, Terminate, I wish it did. There was something
that we had before the holidays, where like some kids
at MIT or Harvard or something on the reason why
Hockey they wrote something that would be able to identify

(01:15:43):
people like in other words, do facial recognition. That's not
something that metaglasses have yet. No, No, maybe like in
a couple of years, a few years, about to do
the translation soon. Yeah, that's tweaking.

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
Yeah, but this is recording video, taking a picture, causing
it as headphones, asking some simple questions.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Extension of your phone. Yeah, correct. But so the headlines, man,
I take umbrage. They besmirched the good name. Thank you.
I didn't know what Umbridge meant. Of course, Shade. This

(01:16:21):
is very smart, very smart, and this is why, this
is why we should all be studying Latin in high school.
My kids have to really Latin. Latin is required.

Speaker 11 (01:16:32):
Latin is not a dead language. We speak it every day.
If he speaks French, Spanish or Italian or Portuguese.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
What is pig Latin, Patty learned. I don't understand. I've
never understood the pig latin. You do know, I've heard
the term. I don't know exactly like a joke or
is that like a real saying it's it's real. No,
it's a joke. But like I've never understood like how

(01:16:57):
it worked.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
Oh yeah, you just it's taught off the first letter
and then you say the word without the first letter,
and then you take that first letter and put a end.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:17:09):
It's like me say, it sounds like you're not saying anything,
but you know what people are saying, so like, oh
you're speaking got it? Okay, okay take that in school.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Well anyway, the medglasses are pretty cool. Yeah, so get
them while you can't, don't drag them, you know before
they try to cancel the exactly, give me a lasses,
gay gay there. Gadn't see that part of that life. Yeah,
but I mean, you know, things get turned into like
this much bigger deal and what ends up happening is

(01:17:38):
anytime like something like that happens, like uh, I forget
who we were talking about, but they were wearing there
were that jacket the guy in New York who killed
the CEO of the healthcare company. And then they said
that jacket they sold out. That insane, But this is
good news for ray Band. No, this guy's not Yeah,
yeah it does. Like the hot guy. Oh that's that's

(01:18:02):
ninety percent of the story.

Speaker 9 (01:18:03):
Yeah, that's why his jackets sold out. But this dude's
not hot, so it's not going to help the glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
You don't think so now just what is that? What
is that? What are medaglasses? And then people look into him.
Oh that sounds cool history right now, yeah, curiosity? Yeah,
eight seven seven forty four, Woodie hit us up of
the text over to two to nine eight seven, will
be right.

Speaker 11 (01:18:22):
Back to you.

Speaker 9 (01:18:22):
Guys are worried about the long term stiller.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
No one's brought up the long term sex the Woody Show.
There's no circulation to.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
The cream.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
The Woody Show. Well, a couple of things. Got some
food news. Oh yeah, so Chick fil A and we
had talked about this. They rolled out their new fry
recipe and they were they were looking at ways to
make them crispier helpful. But the reports are in and

(01:18:54):
so far people are not digging it. Why the complaints
are that they're rier grainier quote unquote, and just overall
just not as good as they used to be. Interesting.
Chick fil A added a page on their website and
they say the main difference the fries are just now
coated with this pea starch to keep them crispier longer,

(01:19:17):
but they claim they still have the same great taste
quote unquote. Now again people disagree. So now everything that
Chick fil A posts on socials just flooded with comments
like bring back the old fries, and your fries are
trash and not good anymore and things like that works. Yeah,
well you're giving feedback about the product. Yeah. So the

(01:19:38):
article notes that this is the second controversial menu change
that Chick fil A is made in less than a year.
They also caught heat last spring because they switched from
no antibiotics in their chicken to some antibiotracks different. They
used to use NAE chicken short for no antibiotics ever,

(01:20:00):
and now they use the looser standard of chicken raised
with no antibiotics important to human medicine. It seems very
distinct even make that announcement. Yeah, I guess, I guess
you do. Well if they were saying before, like no
antibiotics ever, and that was like one of their things that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:20):
They is some antibiotics sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Out I know, was what was the other French fried
news that you had? You had had some apple Bee's
has like, oh, yes, some new fries. What so apple
Bee's has unlimited fries.

Speaker 9 (01:20:37):
Now I don't know if this was the thing before,
but in their new TV commercials that are advertising unlimited fries.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
I know, unlimited.

Speaker 9 (01:20:45):
I know you have b for the Red Robin. Oh
my god, there bottomless fries.

Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
One of the biggest ploys of our lifetime is the
Red Robin bottomless fries. Because you go and you say, yeah,
I'm want the bottomless fries, and then when it's time
for more fries, what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
And your waiter goes on a vacation apparently.

Speaker 6 (01:21:03):
They quit their job and leave. And then if you
are able to flag somebody down, they bring you and
I've counted six more fries because they have like the
big steak and you can count them on basically one hand.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
I don't like that.

Speaker 6 (01:21:16):
And then so you just say, as they drop those off, yeah,
I'll go ahead and order my next round. Now, okay,
we'll be back in a hour and a half.

Speaker 9 (01:21:23):
I just got to make it a cross country trip somewhere, right,
and then I'll be right back with those fries.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Got to go to a wedding and a funeral.

Speaker 11 (01:21:29):
Yeah, so it looks like they have a it's like
a sandwich drink it unlimited fries for ten bucks.

Speaker 9 (01:21:33):
Yeah, that's what they're pimpot on that. We need somebody
to test it out. Now, Hey, do you want to
test it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
I might have to do that. I never had an
issue with the Red Robin bottomless fries. You had a
server who actually didn't leave. Yeah, you're at the Miracle location.
That must have been into Miracle location. I have not
gone to a Red Robin in at least three years
because things got really mid there. I mean they used
to be better than like a little bit better than average.

(01:22:01):
I'm not great, not terrible, but then they kind of
really fell off. Now another place that I had that
same experience, Chili's Chilies used to be fantastic, and then
the quality really went south. And then of course they
got rid of my favorite dessert ever, the chocolate chip
Paradise pie, which was so good. Del my number one dessert.
Even you can get like a top of the line restaurant,

(01:22:24):
and you wouldn't find a better dessert than that. Chili's
chocolate chip paradise pie was so good. But I went
to a Chili's because in the area that I live,
I was out with a couple of friends a few
nights ago. In the place that we were at, which
was a bar like a bar and grill, they closed
at nine pm, so we were looking for a place

(01:22:46):
to continue the party. Yeah, and we ended up at
Chilis because they were open until ten pm. It's the
first time I'd stepped into a Chili's in years, But
I will tell you that I was very impressed with
their nachos. Have you had the Chili's nachos chili for

(01:23:08):
a very long time?

Speaker 9 (01:23:09):
And I know it's popping because of social media, like
it's had a resurgence, but I have not been.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
So I can only speak to the nachos. We got
that in Tequila. That's the only thing that we got there.
But the nachos are done where it's each nacho is
like individually loaded. They don't just put and then throw
a bunch of crap on top and that's it. This
was like deliberately done where they had the chip and
they would put like the chicken or the beef for

(01:23:35):
wherever we had, then all the other stuff and then
they would melt cheese over the top of it. Huh,
So the melted cheese would hold all the other stuff
to the chip perfect so you would pick up each
individual one. It was fully loaded. It was fantastic. Like
it's almost a reason to go back to Chili's again.
I have respected sounds great. It's totally worth.

Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
It because you never everyone makes the beginner mistake, you know,
for go higher with the nachos, you go wider with
the notch yes, and they seem to have really figured.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
It out, and you get a bunch of naked chips
under your growth to Applebe's and Chili's. Now, yeah, we
gotta we got to try out the new Applebee's endless
fries endless to see if they really do that.

Speaker 6 (01:24:16):
We have to do an undercover thing like get a
job at Red Robin and when they train you to
be a server, they say.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Look if for more fries you get out listen to
Europe in addition to your substitute teacher job, which will
I get first?

Speaker 6 (01:24:33):
Apple do a Red Robin one? How they handle the
training for bottomless fries.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Yeah, like PTA sends people into like production facilities. Even
if you make eye contact with the customer that wants
those fries.

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
You blink, yeah, act like there's some sort of emergency corps.
Now on the rare occasion you do bring them more fries,
no more than six.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
The worst thing you can do with nachos where you
just they have them all on a plate. They dump
all the meat and the salsa right in the middle,
and then they put that nacho cheese sauce. The processes
because you can only work from the outside of the plate,
and then you go to the middle to kind of
scoop some of the stuff onto those chips that you
grab from the outside. Once you get even at like

(01:25:18):
second deep toward the center, they're all mush oh i
and you can then you start using like forks and knives,
and it's that cheap, crappy nacho cheese and it just
looks unappealing. Yeah, right, exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:25:36):
The last time I had that was at the Oakland
A Stadium rip with the helmet full of nachos, and
that was exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
I like that liquid cheese. Yeah, I tell you, guys,
gotta trust me. On this this chilies thing. I wrote
them off. I wrote them off, you know, I wrote
chili's off. You know what.

Speaker 9 (01:25:53):
I had over break And I don't know if you
guys had put on any extra pounds over break, but
I definitely did. I had the nacho fries where it's
just beef and cheese and shrimps and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Medics. Have you tried because you're a Taco Bell fanatic?
Did you have you tried the new chicken nuggets I have?

Speaker 4 (01:26:14):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Yeah, they're not.

Speaker 11 (01:26:16):
They're not top tier, Yeah they're not. It's a it's
an all white meat chicken nug. But the breading is
clearly not a fresh breading. It's a guy that crumbly,
like almost like a lava rock breading.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Well, they say it's a crumbled nacho chips, so they
have their own sauces. Yeah, yeah that's cool. I mean
it's willing.

Speaker 10 (01:26:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
The best should try it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:26:34):
The better nugs are the fresh handbreded ones, which is
Popeyes and KFC, and I think Bojangles maybe too.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Now.

Speaker 9 (01:26:40):
I did have it again just recently, but I got
to try it at that event where I got to.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
That was the Super Bowl last year, right, super.

Speaker 9 (01:26:47):
Bowl last year. Now they're not going to do the
event at the super Bowl this year, but they're gonna
do it after the super Bowl. Oh no, before the
super Bowl in Los Angeles. So I'm gonna go there
and I'm gonna try all the items again. All right,
I'll give you that's up.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
All right? Because I saw the commercial for Taco Bell
chicken nuggets, and I thought the first thought was why yeah,
and then and then the commercial went on to say
you might think Taco Bell why and answered and answered
my question. I go, sure, maybe I will consider it.
So the advertisement was effective.

Speaker 9 (01:27:20):
If you have a combo meal where you get the nugs, fries,
and some tacos and it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Yeah, all right, Well that's what I'm looking for. I'm
looking for pretty good. You could do better, but yeah, yeah,
like the way I sold the natros from Chili's would
make me want to go and try them out. Yes,
if I would have said, yeah, the nachos, they're pretty good,
there's no urgency there.

Speaker 11 (01:27:41):
Also, Chick fil A nugs are also handbriided in fresh
are they? Yeah, so Chick fil A Popeyes because the
Chick fil A nugs are good.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Yeah, them joints eight seven seven Food hit us up
with the text over to two to two nine eight seven.
I'm gonna say the Woody Show comically large. It's disgusting,
the Woody Show. So this Fox Sports Skip Bayless story,

(01:28:17):
there's so many things to this, all right, So a
lot of drama here. Of course, there's allegations of sexual assault.
So not to make fun of the sexual assault, it's
just the details of this. Skip baylests. I'm not sure
if you know who he is by name, but if
you Google image searched him, if you follow sports at all,
you know who Skip baylessens. Well, he has been included

(01:28:39):
in this bombshell lawsuit, as they're saying it. Former Fox
Sports hairdresser filed a lawsuit claiming that Skip Bayless and
a Fox News executive sexually harassed her. So it's Fox
Fox Sports FS one f S two, Fox Sports EVP,
Charlie Dixon, Skip Bayless, and a Fox Sports it's one

(01:29:00):
host Joy Taylor. We're all listed as defendants. And she
claims that when she started working there that Skip Bayless
would give her lingering hugs and kisses on the cheek
while putting his body against hers and pressing up against
her boobs. Oh cool. Now, she says that the Charlie
Dixon guides the suit grabbed her ass at a birthday party.

(01:29:24):
When she relayed the encounter to Joy Taylor, who's a
woman who's one of the other hosts on Fox Sports One, apparently,
Joy allegedly told her to quote get over it. Now.
The word is that Joy herself gets around the office
pretty well. Again, so she gets listed to this thing.

(01:29:44):
So people are talking about the Skip Bayless element of this, right,
and all of a sudden, this woman, yeah, this woman
is brought into the mix because of this the hairdresser
lady who told allegedly told her about this thing that happened, right, yeah,
and she's had to get over it. Oh right, Now,
this brought up all kinds of stuff because apparently allegedly

(01:30:06):
she's hooking up with maybe three different people there or
has like her body count at work. She's not one
of those people who doesn't date at work. Oh no.
So like Skip Bayless and Shannon Sharp Pois and some
other dude I forget his name. But now there's all
kinds of video, like people have taken old videos and

(01:30:26):
basically it makes it look like Shannon Sharp and Skip
Baylists are arguing over whose turn while she's sitting right
there on undisputed. So anyway, this chick also claims that
Skip Bayless offered her one point five million to hook
up with him, telling her that he would quote change

(01:30:47):
her life, and she told him Skip stop, you know
you got a wife, to which allegedly Skip Bayless responds,
aren't you Muslim? Doesn't your dad have three or four wives?
And that's when she told him that her father was
dead and made an excuse to leave. Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (01:31:09):
Yeah, Now, if you're to just judge this one by sight, guilty, Yes,
Kip Baylest looks like an old.

Speaker 9 (01:31:12):
Oh yeah, nothing's worse than an older white man in
a workplace.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
When it comes to get Racialkay, you know it would, Bailey, Yes, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:31:24):
I don't even need to think about it. If it's
an offer, it wasn't a demand.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
Do you know what he looks like? Yes? I looked
him up and him before, and we're all on one
point one. You do it? Yeah that I might do it. Yeah,
of course I would. If I'm a hairdresser, I'm certainly
doing it. Yeah, do you want my vemo or my cash.

Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
I just try to do my best work so it's
real fast. Yeah, and then I'm a million.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
And a half dollars. Hey skip you You didn't take
care of yourself yesterday? Right, Okay, good, good, good, exactly right,
give yourself three days off. Yeah, it's funny, man, these
older these older guys, though, they do have a whole
different idea, Like it's like watching mad Men. Oh yeah,
it's about what's appropriate what's not appropriate. Like I've I've

(01:32:09):
been around the worst. I've been around some professional situations.
I won't mention names, but like I'm there and I'm
forty eight, so it's not like I'm young or super young,
you know, but I'm also not fifty eight or sixty
plus like some of these other guys to that age. Yeah,
it's the worst, and they do and they say stuff
that's insane that I not that I'm like shocked, but

(01:32:29):
I'm just kind of like really manpening.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
But you're still going on.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Like disappointed, Like didn't you watch the same videos that
we watch? Didn't you force us to having.

Speaker 9 (01:32:40):
You've paid attention to the news the past ten years? Also,
like you're in this high position, like how do you
not even have common sense?

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
And they go, what huh find so far? Yeah? Used
to be able to do that. Yeah, give them a
good hey, good job, well well done today in the meetings,
smack the do you believe it? You can't even smack
them on the odds anymore. You have a few money
what's going on here? Yeah? Yeah, it's gonna be interesting
to see what this uh what plays out here? And
this this joy chick she's she's out there now allegedly

(01:33:07):
again allegedly, I'm saying, but she definitely got dragged through
all this stuff. Seems like a sweet lady, she does.
And also who among us hasn't you know dipped your
ink in the company? Dipped your pen and the company ink?
No any job. When I worked in retail, you and

(01:33:27):
me have and what he has. Yeah, but Greg and Sammy,
your pures are driven snow boundaries kind of fixed straight
back then. So that's true. Was suspected it doesn't stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:33:42):
But I saw the gays that were available at our
old workplace and right hands off.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
But we we thought that back when Greg was pretending
to be straight, we thought he was dipping his pen
in the company and.

Speaker 4 (01:33:56):
Tried to fire.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
It turns out she's just a fag hag. Yes, you know,
I'm sorry. What's the fruit fly fruitflow? That's the that's
the new wave of saying, the new way of saying.
It is a good friend, all right, and welcome back Everyboday. Yeah,
today's Monday, first day back after the holiday break. It
is January the sixth, twenty twenty five. Today's National Samantha Day.

(01:34:24):
Just wanted to point that out. Really Happy Samantha Day, Sammy.

Speaker 8 (01:34:28):
Say thank you, celebrate yes.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
Yeah, you and your mom. So it was as I mentioned,
it is Sammy's birthday. Was Sammy's birthday over Christmas will
over the Christmas break, and so we didn't get to
eulogize her like we always say, like why wait till
they're dead. Yeah, so we're the shaft. Yes, so we're
actually going to do that for her birthdaysues well yeah,
like the birthday shaft. Yeah, she gets a birthday shaft. Oh,

(01:34:52):
some people like a good spanking, like a good birthday gets.
It's the birthday cheft.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Wow, taking it up to the next level. Let's good anyway,
So we will be eulogizing her, you know, her birthday,
you know while she's still here letting you know how
much he's appreciated and stuff. So that's that's kind of
for National Samantha Day today, menace. Today is National takedown
the Christmas Tree.

Speaker 5 (01:35:15):
Day that should have happened on the twenty six, acording
to the Mad the day after Thanksgiving, I mean good day.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
Yeah, let's let's take down the Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
That's a really quick turnaround because you put it up
usually like right around Thanksgiving or on Thanksgiving. Oh you
know that's the first acceptable time to put it up,
and you take it down the day after Thanksgiving. Yeah yeah,
geez well, just yeah, wrap it up. I know, the
day the day after Christmas is when you need to
do it. Yeah. It is national thank god it's Monday Day.

(01:35:47):
No thanks National Bean Day is today. I do like
a good bean, good bean flick? Yeah. No. Do you
like a like white bean soup? I do? Yeah, that's
so good. Beans pinto like a nice refry other food
since you know, having to only eat beans, beans are chill. Yeah,

(01:36:12):
I likes. I like beans like garbo beans. Garbonzo beans
are good. Today is an Apple Tree Day. It is
also Three Kings Day and guys Let's get together. It's
National Cuddle Day, babe. Let's get together. We can cuddle
and cry. Greig loves doing that cuddle cry. Yeah, drink,
drink a Cabernet. Greg loves to make himself cry. I do.

(01:36:37):
By the way, You're not the You're not the only one,
Margot Robbie if she wants to cry or she needs
to cry for something she's filming. I was just reading
about this. Oh yeah, I always wondered that she'll listen
to the theme song from Titanic. Yeah. And she's got
a funny story about how while she was filming The
Wolf of Wall Street, where she was with Leonardo DiCaprio,

(01:36:57):
she was listening to the Titanic soundtrack to get itself
in this crying mood.

Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
And on one of the shooting days, Kate Winslet stopped by.
I announced to visit Leonardo DiCaprio and Margo says. I
was trying to stay sad, and then I saw Kate
Winslet and Leo walk past. It was very surreal. Sit
there listening. They're the reason. Huh, Yeah, that's funny, that's amazing.

(01:37:23):
Song didn't get well, I mean, great, what's the one
all by myself. It's very on the nose, I think. Also,

(01:37:43):
Kate Winslet's filming some secrets about the famous door scene
in Titanic. Oh, oh god, I watched the interview on this,
you did. Yeah, it was filmed in this waist high
water tank. Leonardo DiCaprio was actually on his knees filming that.
The tank also recirculated water, so it was like this
constant sound of water rushing, which caused some minor audio

(01:38:04):
issues and the cast had to re record all of
their lines after the filming was completed.

Speaker 7 (01:38:09):
Oh wow, Oh, that's pretty normal. That's a pain in
the ass.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Kate says, quote that last twenty two minutes of the
movie are entirely looped everything. Oh geez, I promise you,
because you could hear this water noise the entire time.
Oh dann wow. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:23):
I watched the interview just recently about her because she's
coming out with another movie and doing like a player
or something like that, some boring stuff. But she was
talking about she was kind of she kind of cringed
because I saw the Titanic came up. And then she's like, Okay,
I'll answer the question, but what's gonna suck is when

(01:38:44):
I answer the question, the article.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
And the interview, it's going to be all about this
Titanic thing.

Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
Nothing promotes something, nothing about what I just talked about
the movie and the borrue.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Because you can't remember what.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
She was promoting.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Yeah, so Greg likes a good cryd Carmen and uh Gina.
She loves Dolly. Pardon I do. The internet is freaking out.
Did you see this over the break? Because they found,
they say, the perfect person to play Dolly Parton in
a Broadway show. It's called Dolly in original Music. All okay, Greg,
Winter we go. Her name is Kelly O'Brien. She lives

(01:39:22):
in Jolly Old England's great and she sounds just like Dolly.
Would you like to hear a clip? More than anything,
She's strong. This is Kelly O'Brien and I live in
half Ashire.

Speaker 11 (01:39:33):
England, and my shan is going to be blue smoke
because I'm wearing blue Loue smoke climbing up the mound
and blue smoke riding around the dead.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
Blue smoke is the name of the Hertay tree that
I'm not meant coming back.

Speaker 8 (01:39:51):
Smoke, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling down the tag.

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
Incredible, full body goose bumps. Look at my arms. That
was incredible. It was that excited about Dolly Parton. I mean,
like I mean to get goosebumps. I have full goosebumps
right now.

Speaker 7 (01:40:08):
I've seen her I don't know how many times in concert.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
That is. That is pitch perfect. Yeah, it's really good.
It's really good. So that people want her to play
Dolly in that high school. She's incredible. The nominees for
the twenty twenty five Songwriters Hall of Fame are out
and one of them is Alanis Morris. Fat is speaking
of about people that Eric Carmon we covered Dollar Pardon,
so some of that. Sammy loves Alana Morser. Yes, she's

(01:40:33):
one of the nominees, So Eminem, Janet Jackson, NWA Boy,
George Ryl Crow, and Brian Adams love that. That's a
great list now to be eligible, songwriter with a catalog
of notable songs can be considered for induction twenty years
after their first significant song release. Okay and sorry, Sammy,
voting is not open to the public. To the GP.

(01:40:55):
I mean she'll get in. She has come on. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
Well, sometimes people get snubbed year after year. I know
eventually it happens. It's weird and menace. Yes, I haven't
forgot about you, little buddy. Okay, what do you got?

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
All right? So wiener stuff. Jason Siegal's mom hated his
full frontal scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She's a good mom,
So he brought his parents to the premiere. Didn't want
them to know that he got naked in the movie.
He thought that they would that they would laugh and
to be a funny joke when they found out, but
his mom was upset that he didn't warn her, so

(01:41:29):
she decided to email the entire family to warn them
about what they would see in the movie. Uh huh,
that's gotta be a that's gonna be a weird email, Jones.
I know right, Yeah, you put it in the you
put it in the family letter. It's been a big
year for the I we're all excited that Jason had
a movie, but just want to let you know beware. Yeah, like,

(01:41:51):
as a mom though, to send that out to the
entire Oh, I know you're excited that because Jason's got
a new movie.

Speaker 7 (01:41:56):
Yeah, Penis, Penis, My parents did up to see me
naked in hair and I didn't give them a lot
of warning.

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
What Yeah, in college and when I was looking fly.

Speaker 8 (01:42:06):
Did they suspect though because it was hair?

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
Yeah? But I don't. I didn't. I didn't tell it
with me. So you had to be fully makeing. Yeah, really, yeah,
we didn't have to be, but most of us were.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
I was. Remember I was a new model too. That's
like your parents aren't there drawing And this is.

Speaker 7 (01:42:24):
The problem with having supportive parents, Like I could have
done without them coming to the show, but they got
to support their baby.

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
Did they say anything after.

Speaker 7 (01:42:32):
My dad said to his wife at the time, get
my gun because I was like dancing with a guy
who was also nam who ended up being my boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
And they didn't want to think about that either. Oh
my god, and you did so you didn't officially tell
them before him. I mean I told them there was
some nudity.

Speaker 7 (01:42:47):
I didn't tell daughter would be dancing around.

Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
Also, so your boyfriend naked? Yeah, we were dancing to
see that. I don't care about I'm saying like, if
I if I wanted, let's say, you know, my daughter,
things equal, my daughter's in some kind of play. Yeah,
and there's nudaty in the play. As long as she's
not naked. I don't care who else is naked. I
don't care if that guy's naked and that's her boyfriend
or whatever. Don't care. I'm like, I don't want to

(01:43:13):
see that. So you wouldn't go support her in the hair?
I mean if she had a solo no, I said
on stage.

Speaker 12 (01:43:19):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
I don't think no dad wants to see their daughter
wants or it would choose in any situation to see
their daughter name. I think it's so apparently you do.
I mean my mom.

Speaker 7 (01:43:32):
I had a giant mural of myself, a naked mural
of myself in my apartment, and my mom was so pissed.
And then she goes, so are you going to take
this down when your father comes over? And I said,
one hundred percent, But she had her you had okay,
I still have.

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
It at my Almo's house. Was awesome. They gave it
to me for my birthday. Can I told her, I like,
super conceded and we don't know. I think you know.
I don't because I don't feel it. I don't feel
that you are. No, But why does it have to
be conceded when you have a naked mural of yourself
up on the wall of your own house. How many
much that's that's a bit much. How many chances are
you going to have in your life to have one
of those? I had won? Yeah, look, I don't know,

(01:44:08):
but I wish I had the confidence was I was eighteen.

Speaker 7 (01:44:11):
I was soelamit, Shay, were gonna shiver, We're gonna sit bata.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
He was like, it's Shiday, and you know we don't
do all right. Well, on that note, we'll go with
the the birthdays, all right. Starting with the celebrities. Kate
McKinnon from Snel is forty one. Res Ould Today It's
so funny. Eddie Redmain he's forty three. Riatas Norman ritas
Daryl from The Walking Dead, also in boon Dock Saints,

(01:44:41):
he's fifty six. Howie Long, the Raiders legend and Fox
NFL commentator, he is sixty five. Julie Chen, the host
of Big Brother YEP is fifty five. How do you
say his name again? The kid from uh, Who's the boss?
That were? Danny Pintaro Paro Horrow. I mean he's super

(01:45:01):
positive HIV positive. He also busted himself up at a
scooter accident recently. Remember that he's forty nine years old today.
Didn't he do gay porn or something? One of those?
I mean, I'd die it. He was fabulous. Let me
give you my copy, Tiffany Pollard. Do you think he
sent copies to his parents? Probably? Tie the head, bitch

(01:45:25):
and charge from the reality show's Flavor of Love, I
Love New York and New York Ghost Hollywood. Yeah, she's
forty three. Rowan Atkinson, Mister Bean is seventy, Gabrielle Reech
is fifty five, and the legendary Notre Dame football coach
and former ESPN analyst Lou Holtz is eighty eight years old.
Your porno birthday today is Kira Perez and she's had

(01:45:48):
more balls dropped on her than Times Square on New
Year's evem Okay one hundred and seventy seven fine films,
including Public Bus, Threesome, Nice, she was in Poolside, Slut
Gets Oiled Up and Banged, also Trendsetter and Pantywater. She
also brought her a game to some namesake films like
Kira Gets Nasty on a Boat, Fun and Kira Gets

(01:46:11):
Pounded by a Grandpa. But really, who can forget her
unforgettable role. This is really her gone with the wind,
and Kira shows us what's popping with some vagina balloon tricks. Okay, yeah, yeah,
that's Perez who's twenty six years old today. And that
is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is

(01:46:32):
a Monday morning look at what's happening in the world
of entertainment. It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:46:37):
In sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
I don't care about your feelings. All right, Well, we
survived Monday. In the books. Get a first day back
after a holiday break. Yeah it's okay, Yeah, not bad.
I think it's pretty good for a first day back,
don't you. Lots happening? We had some fun today full
show podcast. It's available if you go to the woodieshow

(01:47:04):
dot com. Of course, the holiday break cheers and jeers.
We got caught up on what everybody had going on
and some of the trending news headlines. Also, we got
a recap of Morgan's trip to Cabo with the with
the Rando dude that she's just been nicknamed Cabo this
whole time, but she survived it, and we heard all

(01:47:24):
about it. Today was the Samantha Day, so we did
our eulogies for Sammy because her birthday happened while we
were gone over the break, So you know, why wait
till she's dead. I know, say everything you gotta say
about her now. Anyway, that and more, it's all on
the Monday podcast. Just hit upthwoodyshow dot com. Coming up
for you tomorrow the first round of the year. Gonna
meet some people at the crossroad. Oh yeah, we got that.

(01:47:48):
Plus anything else that you want to tell us about
between now and tomorrow, you can leave it on the
after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four Woody. Greg Gorer parting words
of wisdom please.

Speaker 6 (01:48:01):
Yeah, we all grew up thinking we want a really
good career, but it turns out we just want really
good paychecks.

Speaker 2 (01:48:09):
Now you tell us, Yeah, I mean, I guess you
know you can look the other way on some stuff
as long as the pay is good. You know, that's
how people end up in jail. I know, like, yeah,
I'll do that. Yeah, how much? Right, I'll sell out? Yeah?
They call that upside potential. I believe. Hey, no risk,
no reward, right, that's right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,

(01:48:29):
thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch back here on Tuesday. Have a great day.
S MD double M. I quit this bitch.