FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 13th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody. I'd tell you is Monday.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
It is January thirteenth, twenty twenty five below and welcome
brand new week. We're going for a better week than we.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Had last week night week back and yeah the bar
is very low, but anyway, beginning of a brand new week.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Thank you for being here. We are the Woody Show.
Minames Woody. That's Greg Gory. Good morning, Menace is here.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
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Speaker 3 (01:12):
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We'll get into the weekend. Cheers and jeers. So hopefully
you had a good weekend and we'll see what everybody's
got on that get you all caught up on the
trending news headlines. Always after a weekend, things to talk
about there. Plus I've got some entertainment stuff. Got the birthday,

(01:54):
it's got the porn of birthday. All this hour here
for you on the Woods Show this Monday morning. So
here's a question. Menes wanted to bring this to the table.
He wants to know what he should do. He wants
to know should he go to trial. Gives the deats.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, So recently I got pulled over. And every time
I've ever gotten pulled over, mostly I get out of
it and uh highway or like sitting on the highway,
and I well, what happened was I was driving and
I looked behind me and the lights are on and everything,
and I was like, oh, they need me to pull
to the side so they can keep on moving because

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I looked down at my speed limit. Everything's fine, everything's good.
But I was actually getting pulled over. So I talked
to the police officer and she's like, yeah, I clocked
to you about a mile and a half back going
ninety three miles an hour?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
What right?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
What ninety three miles an hour? And then but she
didn't like clock me on like a speed gun that
she was like, eyeball it eyeball actually pacing me. But
she told you that she I bought it. Yeah, And
I okay, you know, I didn't like freak out or anything.
I just like took the ticket and I was like,
I guess I'll just deal with this later because this

(03:11):
is very bizarre. And even on the ticket it says
estimated speed ninety three miles an hour. And I'm thinking,
I'm like, she must have me confused with another vehicle
because you know it's a highway or whatever. So should
I go to trial? And I mean, what happens when
you do that? Like, does anybody believe you?

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Well, the burden of proof who's it on? Is it
him to prove it didn't happen? Or her to prove
it did happen, Because if it's on her, menace your golden.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
She didn't it, right.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
I completely disagree. You should go to trial to at
least try because maybe she won't show up and then
you'll get out of it. But no matter what happens,
the judge will listen to you, listen to her and
side with her. That's why it does not matter. Now.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Look, I've gone to court a few times on tickets.
Every single time at least gets pled down, if not dismissed.

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Oh yeah, because you showed up.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
That happened to me once because the judge wanted to leave. Yeah,
he said, all right, everybody, let just come up here.
I'll sign your thing that lets you out.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
So again, either pled down to something. You know a
lot of times you'll get pledged from ninety miles an
hour because that's like a whole different.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Level reckless driving something I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
It depends on how many miles over the speed miles
power over speed limit you go.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
How fast do you think you were going give or
take probably like seventy some seventy something, yeah, seventy something.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
If you go and you don't dress like you just
robbed a seven to eleven, I think the judge is
going to have mercy.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I'm gonna put a zoos suit on.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
There you go, and maybe the cop won't show up at.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Least try Yeah, because normally in the past I'm just like, oh, whatever,
all this pay for whatever ticket it is. But this one.
I just it's just too weird, and it'll send it right,
and I'll tell you and also the points also yeah,
and I'll tell you this as well. I don't know
if it's conspiracy theory, but it was towards the end
of the month and I was driving down the highway

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and there was multiple, multiple people being pulled over, and
I'm like, I never see this.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
I saw hundreds of that towards the end of the month.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
So I know.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Sometimes they'll have a cop who's doing the radar, and
then they'll radio ahead to a car they held like
a few cars ahead. They'll go all right, you know,
black BZ four X, and then they pulled that one
over the ninety and then they and then they just
so the officer who pulled you over wasn't even the
one who clocked you or whatever. It was another cop.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Attacked me in an attack team. I said on the
ticket though estimated, estimated, right, So what I would do?
I mean, do you think there was a chance that
you went ninety miles an hour? No, Okay, for sure,
I drive like Grandpa.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I would get it plied down. Say look, man, there's
no way I was going ninety I'm not telling you
I was going exactly the speed limit, but my typical
And this is for me because this is what I've
said to a cop before, Like, dude, as soon as
I get on the highway and the traffic allows it,
I set my my my cruise control to seventy five. Dude,
that's my that's my go to seventy five. If I

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was going over seventy five, it's because there was something
chasing me, which in this case there wasn't. But like,
there's no way I was going ninety yeah, and then they'll,
you know, well and they might plete it down.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I'm like, you have to be confused with another vehicle,
There's no way.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I've never had it where it was like, you know,
full price, Yeah, at full price, especially when you go
to court for it.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Exact same thing happened to me in my most recent ticket.
They said I was doing ninety three, and I said,
there's absolutely no I don't think I was even going seventy.

Speaker 7 (06:33):
Is that the magic number nineties?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
And then they, because of my insurance I have USAA
because my dad was military and then he was military,
said I'll go ahead and write I'll do you a
favor and write it for seventy five. I think I
was doing sixty something, so army traded. I was doing
ninety three.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'm like, well, that also says when you're like not guilty, right,
I still got to pay. So many people will.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Just pay it and move on if you go the
trouble of going to court whatever. There's so many different
factors that could play in.

Speaker 7 (07:03):
I think they appreciate the judgement.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'll give you an update next year. He wants something
to do.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
Yeah, he's either anyway.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
If anybody has any kind of better advice for Menace,
please hit us up on the text to ninety seven,
send us an email email at the Woodies Show dot com.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
But good luck man, thank you. Hey, we'll write you
when you're in prison.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
You know, all right?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Thank you? Yeah, I'll send you a cake with a
file out or something. I don't forget about you. Yeah,
we'll give up. We'll send Gregan for a conjugal God,
what are you show? You forget about the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training, free,
politically correct world. It's Monday morning. We can have another
brand new week. January thirteenth, twenty twenty five on Boody.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
That's great gory. There's a menace.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
What is up?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Gina Grad is here sea basket morning to you? There's
Sammy phones are open eight seven seven four Wooding send
us eight over to two.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
To nine eight seven. So, Greg, did you end up
leaving your house this weekend?

Speaker 4 (08:06):
I did not. I was ready. I had not only
the bags packed, but had the car packed. And I
did end up staying.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Home, okay, because Gina and Greg were right on the
edge of the evacuation zone. Yeah, like a new evacuation
zone for these wildfires.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah, and Saturday was definitely the worst day. The flames
looked three stories tall. It was insane. They were about
to come down the hill into where my neighborhood is.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
See, because Greg's been talking about being able to see
the flames from his place, and it's not as close
as you think. It's too close for comfort. It's like Vegas,
you ever, like you're standing in Vadas, like, oh, I
could walk over there, that's not that far, and then
you're walk in for four hours exactly. Yeah, it's something
that seems like it's right there.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
But the problem is the embers correct. I know the
winds weren't going in that direction, but the correct I
was doing my research and it was like, they go
up to five.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Miles, right, and I think the fire mileage wise when
you could see the flame games was three miles and
the wind was pretty strong if.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
You could see it. Man, too close for comfort.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, it was horrible.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, but at least Greg has somewhere else to go.
Which I kept asking Greg, like why are you staying
at the house, Like what are you going to do?

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, like I said, I felt like the captain of
the Titanic. I just wanted to stick. You're not going
to go down with the house, and I was. I
was considering it. I thought, if it gets that bad,
I just will sit here. Don't be that. That was
that's all the people on the news. I not leave,
but I understand the emotion.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
They found people with like hoses in their hands.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Right, No, Like I got understand the emotional. But you
do have another place to go. You're very fortunate that way, right.
I just felt the need to stick. I kept thinking, like, man,
Greg's just going to be there until everybody's trying to evacuate,
and then it's gonna be stuck in all this like chaos,
people trying to get out of there.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I did call him over the weekend. I'm like, dude,
but I leave the wait last minute.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Like I mentioned to you, I have a route planned out,
I know an indirect way. You have a quote go bag.
I have of stuff, go bags in the car, ready
to go. Everything is in or if I'm going to
give my cheers for the weekend cheers and jeers, I'm
giving cheers to those daring, risky, brave, talented pilots who

(10:10):
fly the soup.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Watching so many videos.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
And the helicopters. They've been flying over my house for days,
and I want to just look up at them and
give them like prayer hands and say like thank you.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
I watched the video on how one of the super
scooper ones work, the ones that like land on the
water and scoop the water up, and then I also
watched how the helicopters work, and then I watched one
about like one of the big jets that carry all
the fire ar word yeah, like and how they are
planning with the people on the ground, like all right,
so you have two spots, you can go your choice,

(10:40):
and they go all right, well, I'm gonna go hit
and then they show like it's crazy, it's so cool,
and why those guys can do that, It's it's insane.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
When they do it at night, there's no reflection on
the water. It's a black hole, so they could slam
into the water and that's that.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
It's crazy what they have to do.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh the Scooper guys.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah, hopefully this will end the whole era of calling
women who don't wear makeup brave, were calling men who
dress up for the Golden Globe brave. Yeah, they're not brave.
These people are brave exactly. And I learned over the
weekend that that fire our word stuff. I always thought
it was powdery, but it's more like a goo is
like a goopy, heavy shell gel. And there's videos up

(11:21):
in YouTube when they drop it it. It can destroy
a car. It's heavy and it's a goopy I know that.
And when the flames were coming over the mountain and
I could see them just massive, and then they did
one run with the R word and it turned the
black smoke turned white, and it was a sense of relief.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
And then uh yeah, And then the.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
More and more they did it, the less the it
just looked better.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
And aerial photo from where the Palisades fire was because
it had turned kind of north and east, yeah, which
is uh, which started encroaching more toward like Greg.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
And Gina's area and uh.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
But then there was a photo taken like towards the
end of the day yesterday where they saw the pilots
painted that whole ridge with the fire retardant and like,
and you just see that's where it stopped.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's pretty incredible.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
It is amazing. So yeah, cheers to those pilots. Imagine
flying in those massive planes just a matter of a
few hundred feet in the ground in a windy, smoky,
fiery condition. Ultimate bravery, they rule. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
See, And that's the difference between those guys and then
the dudes who fly into hurricanes. I feel like there's
no need to fly into the hurricane.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I was wondering that we have.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Satellites and everything else, like you need these pilots to
fly into those conditions to you know, drop this stuff
and you know, get the uh and get the and
get the fire out or to stop it from progressing.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
I've heard there's a movement h J's for heroes. Yeah,
he'll do it.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Where.

Speaker 8 (12:52):
Yeah, when these guys get a break, you up to
the local firehouse, right kidding. Gina and Gregor are both
givers in.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
That way, right, it's not cheating, it's it's r raise
you as all of them, lind them up, line them up. Yeah,
I love them. Menace weekend cheers and jeers. I mean,
I'll start with the jeers. You know a lot of
friends lost homes, they're you know, they lost absolutely everything.

(13:19):
They only have the clothes on their back. But I
will say the jeers is seeing you know, you think
people suck and no one has love for each other
and everybody's horrible, blah blah blah, and then just seeing
a whole entire community come together and just help each
other instantly without any hesitation, and just like we're talking
thousands upon thousands of people and just setting up shop

(13:41):
and just like, and.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Why does it always take something awful for that to happen?
It takes some kind of tragedy And.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Then yeah, but you know, I mean just seeing that
is absolutely awesome. And then just you know, just people
just helping out in any way they can. It's really
really cool. So that's uh my jeers, all right, that's
your gears, your cheerers.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Jeez, man, huh, that's your cheers like people helping people's jeers.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Jeez now, yike, sorry, yad, what a grinch.

Speaker 8 (14:09):
Hashtag crash. It's a good way to get rid of
like you have more clothes.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Oh, here you go, I need.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
A right, So that's your cheers. What's the jeers?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
My jeers is just you know, people lose, losing everything
that they have.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
I was listening to Yeah he did his tears first.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yes, yeah, okay, got it, got it, Gina grad weekend
cheers and jeers.

Speaker 7 (14:27):
Well, I'm going to piggyback on that obviously. Jeers. Very
very stressful.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Weekend, very sad weekend for so many people, and you know,
just trying to keep a little kid calm that we
have in the house, and you know, Andy and I
having a lot of eyeball conversations like yeah we go
and the kids are like what are you guys talking about?
Just trying to figure all of that out. But again,
like Mena said, the cheers just the way everyone has
come together in just a matter of days. I'm doing

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drop offs constantly from morning tonight and many of the
places I went I went out to part it's unknown
parts I've never seen before. A lot of those places
were no longer even accepting dotations because they've been so overwhelmed.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
The yeah coworker slash friend of ours owns a pizza
place and they were doing a bunch of you know,
donation They were accepting donations of clothing or whatever. They
couldn't find anybody to take the clothing well.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
And that's the scary thing. This, this is a subsect
of my jeers. I saw a woman post who did
one of these like pop up shops for anyone who
needs it, like really nice clothes, whatever.

Speaker 7 (15:29):
And she said a lot of.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
The women are coming by and they're pulling up to
the curb and they're saying, and I don't know why
this really gets me. It's like they're too embarrassed to
go in. And that really chokes me up and really
makes me feel horrible, like you lost everything and you're
too embarrassed to ask for help.

Speaker 7 (15:47):
And so she said, come to the curb.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Of those circumstances, come to.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
The curb, we will ask you what we want, we
will bring it to your car.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I can see if you have like a shopping addiction,
you know, or something like that and you lost you
know all, you have no more money and like you know,
you really needed something, ain't that?

Speaker 9 (16:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, something like that. But like under these stargum like,
who the hell is going to be looking sideways?

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Actually, you just know like if if if we needed help,
we know you would give it to us. You need help,
We're giving it to you. This is nothing to be
ashamed of. This is what we do.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
So that's my cheers and chairs all right, uh Sea
Bass weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (16:21):
Something very different in the sports world. In the m
m A world, Morgan cheers to Kabib Nurmer America made
up right? He was kicked out of the Uh And
you might say, well, you're cheers ing that he got
kicked out of the exit row on an airplane. Yes,
because he did so without too much of a fuss
for folks who don't know. He is one of the

(16:41):
top ranked UFC fighters. Yeah, I believe he's current champion, right, Morgan.

Speaker 9 (16:45):
Kabib, No, he's retired, but he's the coach of Islam
who's number one.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
Okay, coach of Islam. Okay, but he right, So he
was kicked out of the because he doesn't. He speaks
okay English, but you know how they ask you when
you're in the exit row, I need a verbal yes
that you're blah blah blah blah blah, you know yes whatever,
And he couldn't pull that off for whatever reason, so
that we don't We don't know what happened there. He
probably was being difficult and or stupid or whatever. But
what he was asked to be to move, he did

(17:10):
so without fighting anybody, which he could do very well.
Now jeers to the UFC because he's flying Frontier, the.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Guy who's a former champion, former.

Speaker 8 (17:21):
Former champion, it's one of the names, and he's flying
front I mean, either he's saving his money or I
don't know what's going on there, but yeah, the upcoming
UFC three eleven is basically all of Borat's cousins. It's Isla,
ma Rman, Tazerkian, Umar, nug Brober, Duve and Morgan a

(17:45):
little bit too.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
That whole area of the world really has.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
Jumped on the M M A bandwagon, which is kind
of part of part of Russia. They are big UFC.
They're producing champion after champions. Cheers for them, I guess, and.

Speaker 9 (18:01):
Can I add real quick? Kulbeb was very calm during
that whole thing.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
That's why he got my cheers. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:05):
Well yeah, but he wasn't being crazy. They asked him
to leave because the flight attendts didn't feel comfortable with
him there. So it's it's because of how he looked.

Speaker 7 (18:12):
He had no no to be the best.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
When he was kicked off.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
He was wearing like a I don't know, like a
Columbia sort of thing with the hood pulled over. So
that could have been part of why he was kicked off,
because he because you say, I need your earbuds out,
I need to I needed eye content.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
They always say that they need your full attention.

Speaker 8 (18:26):
I think that's probably what happened is he was kind
of blowing her off. He didn't quite understand the protocol.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Couldn't they have just moved him? Uh?

Speaker 9 (18:32):
She didn't want to move.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
See.

Speaker 9 (18:34):
He speaks good English, though not good enough.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Apparently not enough. Yeah, as good as me?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Who your full attention? I need a verbal yes from
the person in these roads.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
We've all done this dozens of times. It works.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
Look, if you want the economy first class, if you're
on family, that's what you do. That's what I got
his class frontier.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Even if you plan on not doing any of the
stuff they're saying, just say yeah, look him in the
eye and just lie right for the face.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yes, yeah, and you'll have your nice you know, leg
room scene. I do it all the time on Southwest.

Speaker 8 (19:02):
But cheers for not getting too Yeah, Seabeck is gonna
be like George Costanza escaping the fire when.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
That happened, pushing the women and children out there.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
He may be on the aisle seat, but he's gonna
climb over the other two people middle seat windows need
to be out of there first.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I know the rules at the beginning.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, uh see, hammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (19:19):
I'll also start with my jeers. And similar to Menace,
it's just all the people that lost their homes. It
feels like every time you reach out to somebody, you
find out about somebody.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
News home who's burned down, and it just sucks.

Speaker 10 (19:32):
And watching the news all weekend and getting no sleep
because you're watching the news, and it's just it was exhausting.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
There was a guy who worked here for a long time.
It is named Steve, and he was one of the
guys that got caught up in the last round of layoffs.
That just happened like right before the holidays. So he
lost his job in December and that was house just
burned down. God yeah, so real job house burns down.
Like I just feel off with I've just hearing from
a bunch of our coworkers there was a go me

(20:00):
set up for him and you know, donate to that.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I felt.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
And he's one of the world's nicest guys, one of
the world's nicest dudes. I just feel got wife and
kids and just feel awful for him.

Speaker 10 (20:09):
Yeah, and my jeers is again the same of everyone
coming together, seeing the community come together, and I actually
do just.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
A different variation of the cheers. This is so very weird.

Speaker 10 (20:20):
But all weekend also like to step away from the news,
but my brain was still in like disaster mode.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Kind of that.

Speaker 6 (20:28):
I kept watching Twisters over and over again. I watched
over again.

Speaker 10 (20:36):
I don't know, it does there's something very calming, palatable.

Speaker 9 (20:45):
Yeah, no, but it's I know.

Speaker 10 (20:46):
My sister was like, I think that's a condition you
should look into that, like that's a problem. But I
kept I just kept wanting no, I would watch it
and then watch the news and other things. And there
was nothing else though that I wanted to watch. I
wasn't in the mood for sitcoms that I would normally watch.
Her a Hallmark movie or something that I kept watching
Twisters for some reason.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
That's strange. You're just a shrink about that, See what
they say?

Speaker 6 (21:05):
Cheers to that, because I mean, I enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
And Daisy Jones, I mean I agree with everybody said.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
I mean, all the fire stuff is very obvious, and
you feel awful for those people and the firefighters and
people who are helping.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Uh, Mine are.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Completely different weekend cheers and jeers. Cheers to a team
that I hate. Oh no, the Cleveland Browns. Cheers to
them because they're on the hook for like ninety two
million dollars to Deshaun Watson. It has been the biggest bust.
Everybody wanted to sign him. They gave him this crazy
deal and he's played like, I think, a total of

(21:39):
less than a full season.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
He's coming back strong next season.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Right, No, No, he's not, because he just retore his
achilles ruptured again. Okay, now here's the thing, and here's
how this is why I say cheers to the Cleveland
Browns because you know, now, trust me as a Steeler fan,
I love seeing them crippled. I love seeing that team
where it is. They're they are just the Browns. I

(22:03):
hate them so much, but I hate Deshaun Watson even more.
And this guy, you know, all those things that were
going on with the messus and the you know, all
those other claims of messiewersy or whatever messuses the all right,
So anyway, he gets injured, he tore his achilles, but

(22:24):
now it's ruptured again. But now the Browns might be
getting out of having to pay him because there was
a video that he posted back the day after Christmas
which was in the three month window, where he's seen
pulled over on the side of the road and dancing
with his girlfriend and he's not wearing his walking boot,

(22:46):
which was which was medically required for him to be
wearing that boot. Yeah, and so if he chose not
to wear it, this could get Cleveland off the hook
for all that money, which I.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Mean, good idiot, Yeah, what an idiot?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah, So cheers to the Cleveland Browns. Jeers go to
my Pittsburgh Steelers. Well yeah, and uh, you know I
wasn't surprised. In fact, everybody was hit me up before
the game, Hey, what's your prediction? How do you feel
about the game. It's the same thing I've been saying
all week last week leading up to it, my prediction
was Steelers nine, Ravens one hundred and and you know what,

(23:27):
even though the score didn't reflect that specifically, it felt
every bit as much as a one hundred to nine blowout.
It's so ridiculous. Every year it's the same goddamn story.
I'm sick of Mike Tomlins getting getting as de sucked
by everybody because he hasn't had a losing season, like
nobody cares about what People do care about that, unfortunately,
But how about a playoff win? Six straight playoff wins.

(23:49):
You went into the postseason with a four game losing streak,
now it's five. You waste the talents of people like TJ.
Watt and Hayward and all these guys who deserve a
chance to have a playoff victory. You have the tools
to get a playoff victory. I really truly believe, and
I fought this for the long time, but I now
finally see the light.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
It is the coaching no they are never prepared. They're
never prepared for bad teams, They're never prepared for the playoffs.
It's just stale. I agree.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
I think Gronk or somebody on the one of the
other uh no is Gronk and Jimmy Johnson both say
the things in Pittsburgh are stale, and they are they
are stale.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well, it is.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Time for some and somebody brought this up too. Everybody
thinks Mike Thomas this great coach. What is his coaching
tree meaning like if you look at like people who
have worked as assistants or other assistant coaches on his staff,
who's gone on to great things?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I can give you that answer. Zero. Nobody. Nobody has
fired up.

Speaker 8 (24:48):
Nobody has, which that goes against conventional wisdom, is that
the only reason that the Steelers are even in it
somewhat is that he's a great coach, is the conventional.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
He's a great regular season coach. But pittsb does not
care about regular season. It's postseason, it's championships. Your team
has all these tools, all these things. It's a great
old people want to play for that team and and
they can never get it done. They can never get
six playoff appearances in a row with a loss. So

(25:18):
jeers to you and the rooneyes Man. I will always
love the team. I'm always going to be a fan,
but god damn it, do something like and stop it
because I think they like the fact that we've only
had three coaches. Well, great, have a fourth.

Speaker 7 (25:31):
Yeah, how'd that work out?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Get a fourth and let's let's let's get some people
that will come in here that will have like some
really great assistants. Who can somebody be maybe head coaches
of their own? I don't anybody, all right. I think
here's the thing, because you look at around the league
and there's all these people that were not on my
radar either, but they turn out to be great. Code
Matt Lafleur even though they lost, you know, or you know,

(25:53):
Sean Payton goes back to the Denver Broncos and takes
them from like the worst team in the league to
a playoff appearance and they didn't win, but it got
to the playoffs.

Speaker 8 (26:01):
Like who knew who Sean McVay was until he got
to the Rams. Exactly right, There's plenty people out there.
I'm not an expert, but you know.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
When you are. The Rooney is around.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
I'm sure you know about some people who were out
there who could do a better job than the regular
season Mike Tomlin, God damn it.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Well anyway, yeah, anyway, I'm looking forward to the Ravens
getting crushed by the Bills this coming weekend in the
divisional round. Derek Henry's looking good.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
I did get crushed by the Bills, and it's not
just because I wanted to be that way. I really
truly believe that they get crushed by the Bills. Right, yeah,
so good, all right, we're gonna take a break eight
seven seven. Hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Jesus, jeez, that was like it. That was pretty good. Yeah, release, yeah,
because my wife startinly doesn't want to hear about anything.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
Oh god please, we're gonn.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Taking a quick break. More Woody shows next, next, This.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Is the Woody show.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Hundred MENA sent this to me yesterday, and this is
that Tyler Henry dude.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Yeah, psychic the Hollywood meaning.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
What what's his?

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I think it's Tyler.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
I think it's Hollywood medium.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I think you're right, Hollywood medium.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
He's the one who can talk to dead people. He
scribbles on a pad as if that does anything for
his psychic ability.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Okay, So I thought you liked this guy though, Greg.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
No, I don't. I don't hate him, but I'm not.
I don't believe him. And because he's the guy that
will go to a celebrity's house like Kim Kardashian's right,
and then he'll walk in and say like, well, I
don't I didn't do any research on you. So I
might be taking a stab here. But do you have
a sister? Come on, you're going to celebrities houses. You

(27:56):
know who they are.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Has anybody?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Uh, Gina, you ever gone to one of these like
kind of fortune tellers? I have eyaches, mediums whatever for
like any and did it did it make any sense
to you? Or was it just like total generic crap?

Speaker 7 (28:11):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (28:12):
You know me, I desperately want to believe in everything,
and I never get a sign to believe in anything.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah, she once she goes see, I would go in
not believing, and I'd have what they would call the
stink and thinking and so they were therefore they would
say like whether it's a hypnosis.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh, you have to be open to hypnosis.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
That's my problem I think it's garbage, and so I
would go into it and they say, oh, that's the.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Reason it wouldn't work for you.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
You're not going to tap like.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
She is a completely open source.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
No aliens, no ghosts, no monsters, no psychics, nobody wants
to contact me. So on a previous show I did,
I was asked if I would be the you know,
the guinea pig, and I.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
Said, oh, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
The psychic called me three days before the interview and said,
I was just wondering if you had any specific questions
you wanted me to really focus on things about before
I interview.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I was like, wouldn't you already know what the questions?
You should already know what I'm.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
Thinking about now so you can google the answers. Are
you crazy? So I said no, I'm good. He's like, no, no, no,
I would really prefer to kind of ruminate on it
for a few days. And I was like, man, this sucks.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
It was just it was such a bust, Like he
asked what my questions would be so he could do
his homework.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
I was on a business trip one time and my
boss and at the time and I were hanging out
with his other mutual friend industry friend, and we were
in New Orleans and we stopped and he got like
his cards read or whatever, like on one of those
like street vendor type tortures. Yeah, freaked him out so
bad he went back to the hotel, packed his stuff
and went home.

Speaker 7 (29:41):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Because he was convinced that his marriage was in trouble.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Cheating.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Now, keep in mind, this guy was like doing a
lot of drugs at the time. Ye go home left immediately.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
See, I think with the psychic, say, is I don't
number one? Number two? Let's say it was real, right,
and you sit down for a reading and they say, oh,
I'm getting the letter. M Do you have a brother
named Mike. Let's say all this was true. Okay, you're
telling me stuff I already know.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Well that just means I think they're probably setting you
up so that you will then take whatever else they
tell you as gospel.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
I'm getting a letter see with a dog, Yeah my
dog Cassie.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, my dog Cassie.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
But like that's how they that's how they hook it
a thing like oh this question whatever they tell you
will anyway. Uh So this tyler Henry Dude was talking
to Ricky Lake, who lost her home in the wildfires,
and she reposted a clip of when she was on
He's Got That Live from the Other Side with Tyler Henry.
He's doing good for himself and and he predicted what

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would happen with Ricky Lake.

Speaker 11 (30:55):
Here's the clip in there might end up being a
coincidence where not only do we do something and I'm
trying to got articulate this without like it sounding concerning.
I think this may have already happened if there was
a loss of material objects from both fire and water.
And water though, that's the kind of weird distinction, it's
two separate things.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Okay, so we're gonna end up finding.

Speaker 11 (31:15):
That there's a story where like there was a house
fire or something along those lines.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
A fire risks.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, so that was in October. But notice what he
did there. He said this might have already happened. It
could happen.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Yeah, it might not happened.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
He told some story about how like his house or family,
ver's house or whatever got flooded, the basement got flooded
with water and ruined some pictures.

Speaker 8 (31:34):
That's what psychics do, is they scattershot it, right, and
then you get confirmation bias when you pick the one thing. Oh,
house fire, he said, house fire. He also said six
other things. Yeah, it didn't necessarily happen, but you'd also
see where like Reggy Lakes sitting there going hot damn.
Yeah you know, like he knew and yet you just
did saw a bunch of them. I mean, you know
convention meet ups.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh yeah, you know.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
The other psychic trick that I love is Okay, I'm
the psychic and what I'm talking to you? Okay, so
I'm getting uh, your favorite color is uh?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Is uh color black?

Speaker 9 (32:05):
Black?

Speaker 7 (32:06):
Black? I knew it was black.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah it was black.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Wait wait wait wait wait yeah, I feel like you
said it first.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
Yeah you have what's your pet?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Is a dog? Dog? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (32:19):
I do it.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
The guy who called you one of the know, like
the kind of like previous you should have given him
like three completely ridiculous things.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Okay, I'm a lesbian.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
My partner Samantha.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
Yeah, the Internet.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Is broken.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Eighty four. Woodie text Us two to nine eighty seven
will be right back to.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
The Woody Show. He'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Meanwhile, Sea Mass will continue his endless search for the
perfect wig.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, I'm a hair flex Sorry, I'm in hair system.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
It's not my scalp. I have light brown hair with
bald highlights.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Turn that fat ass riad now bad.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
As it's a little sho Well.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Mens, next time you're in Miami. Yes, you got to
go to Better Days Robotic Kitchens.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
It's a fully robot run restaurant.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Oh yeah, that's your favorite. That's what Menace been looking for.
I love that.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
So the robots that are staffing the restaurant, they prepare
the dishes with guidance from artificial intelligence in between two
to four minutes.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
So this also works for sea bass. Yeah, I love this.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Another man of no patience Mediterranean inspired meals selling for
price between four dollars and fifteen dollars, and the meals
are prepared in batches and when an order is placed,
the robots measure the you know, the weight, the moisture,
even do like a thermal scan and all the dishes
to ensure that they're cooked to perfection.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Rip.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
I can't wait.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
I thought that sounded scary, Now it sounds amazing.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I want it. No operator error, no interaction. Can I
pay right away? You don't have to tip right Yeah?

Speaker 8 (33:56):
And the weight staff that I trying to get cute
and like kind of half sit at your table kicking
the order, and I don't want to try to memorize it.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I don't want to hear about the specials. You know,
it's just asked me, have you dined here before? Ye?

Speaker 3 (34:08):
I always say that is something I've noticed more and more.
That's a question like every once in a while, you
would get that, And I get it. If it's like
a place where hey, you didn't know, but we're all
this is all family style dishes, so they're meant to
be shared. Yeah right, yeah, oh, these are all small plates.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
They're meant to be But if it's just a restaurant
where you're ordering like an appetizer and an entree, everybody,
you know, like a normal need the rundown.

Speaker 7 (34:29):
No I know how.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah have you been here before?

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
I don't need all that, but I do find I
want to hear the specials and if there is something
unique about the restaurant, like you know, maybe we only
need to order two things because everybody shares and then
aside and this. That would be helpful to know.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
But I don't go to I don't know how many
people go into restaurants blind blind these days like you
look it up online scene. I mean, it depends.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Or I hear about a place and I know it's Italian,
right and I go there, But I didn't necessarily know
that it was family style.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Mine is I've been here before, Okay, I don't want
to hear about the specials. He's that guy like I've
been here before. I don't want the special or already
looked at the menu, took five seconds.

Speaker 8 (35:13):
That's what I want with what he's saying is like
the menu, if you can read it says family style
serves for people like if you have basic reading and
writing writing, basic reading comprehension, you can figure out.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Tapus family style.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
I guess I'm just not as critical of the the specials, no,
because if there's if it's something that's not on the
regular menu.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I found myself a number of times, get you know
what that does?

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Sound good?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
I'll take that.

Speaker 7 (35:39):
But the conspiracy theory to me is is that stuff
they're trying.

Speaker 9 (35:42):
To get rid of.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Yeah, I don't like it's about to go about what
you're against the deal? If it's going to give me
the trots you're against?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
You don't you don't you don't like you trying to
save food like you rather be wasted.

Speaker 8 (35:55):
Yeah right, I'm the polar opposite about to go bad.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
It has not gone be true, right.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
I love when the server sits down. I find that quaint.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I hate that.

Speaker 7 (36:06):
All of us. What are we having?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Love that Stun't mind that. I don't mind that part,
but like, don't sit, don't sit, and please, for the
love of God, don't try to impress me by memorizing
the order, because it's always wrong.

Speaker 7 (36:19):
Stresses me out.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
You forget something with Greg.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
I like the sitting.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Yeah yeah, what if? When then? Do you like that?
I like that?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
What would you liken? It depends like it depends.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
I I have the same feeling about that from a
person of similar age older than I do of someone
who's like, you know, uh, you know, thirty one ago. Well,
this kid came in here. This kid thinks they talk
like that. They Oh, well yeah, so dude, this kid,
I tell you, man, he's a hustler. He's the he's

(36:50):
the same age as you. Yeah, this kid.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
What else sucks is when you have horrendous service and
then the hand right on your bill thanks with a
little heart, you know, like, don't act quick you were good.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
Because they think that's where the tips coming from. The
thanks little heart.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
You sucked. I'm not going to tip you more because
you wrote a little heart.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
It's called a Better Days Robotic Kitchens. It's in Miami.
It's a Oh yeah, I fully robot run restaurant.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Plan on going to Miami this year, So give me
your tea shops taking care of them.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
The Woody Show into another new hour on this Monday morning.
It's January thirteenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Woody, Greg Gory, Good morning, there's a minute. What is up, Woody?
We got Sammy, we got Sea Bass. Gina Grad is here.

Speaker 7 (37:37):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
What are the trending news headlines? Gina Grad.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
The firefighters made good progress this weekend with the fires
that have been tearing through La County. The fact that
the wind cooperated was a huge help, but there's supposed.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
To be more win today and into the week.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
As of last night, neither of the two biggest fires
were anywhere close.

Speaker 7 (37:53):
To being fully contained.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
That would be the Palisades Fire near Malibu and the
Eton Fire in near Pasadena.

Speaker 7 (38:00):
Thousands of homes.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Still at risk, but the flames had at least moved
farther away from the most populated spots. Last night, officials
up the death told to at least twenty four. The
smoke finally cleared in both areas this weekend and we
saw the full extent of the damage. Thousands of structures
have been destroyed. Experts think it could end up being
the most expensive wildfire in US history. The estimated cost

(38:24):
one hundred and fifty billion dollars.

Speaker 8 (38:27):
I don't know how it wouldn't be, just based on yeah,
property location, yeah, location, location, location, right.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
And twenty nine people have been arrested so far for
looting houses during the ongoing fires, and according to LAPD,
there was even one burglary suspect who had tried to
disguise himself as a firefighter to steal from a couple
of moss.

Speaker 7 (38:48):
Is it I mean dilabolical.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I want these people's faces like put all over social media.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
We don't need these people, right, Yeah, we don't need them.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I'll just leave it with that put. I like how
the DA's out there.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Everybody seems to be taking it very seriously, saying that
anybody who comes to you know, arson, looting, scamming, and
then whatever they drones the fullesticks out of the law.
You will be prosecuted. There will be no we will
make examples of you. This is great. There was that
one drone that somebody flew that hit one of theres scoopers. Yeah,

(39:23):
one of the planes and so put a hole in
the wing and so it was out of commission. They
think it might be up and running again today.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
But yeah, well, four have been arrested for the Eaten fire.
Twenty five sorry, twenty five people arrested in the area
of the eaten fire. Four have been arrested for palisades
and meanwhile, one person was arrested Saturday for violating a curfew.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
Did you guys hear about the curfew?

Speaker 5 (39:45):
It's six pm to six am, just to keep people
from wandering around and thinking about.

Speaker 7 (39:51):
Looting, as it should be exactly well.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Tonight, the NFL's Wildcard Round will wrap up with the
Rams and Vikings. What was supposed to be a home game.
The Rams had to be moved because of the fires,
so they're playing the game tonight in Glendale, Arizona. Kickoff
is at eight pm Eastern, five pm Pacific on ABC. Meanwhile,
the only game this weekend that was competitive was last
night's game between Washington.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
You like that one.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, it was good because all the other games were
just you know, they're blowouts.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Well, the Commanders won on a last second field goal,
a doin, a dooint joint.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
It off right upright and went in a positive.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
Is that the technical term?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yes, we love that.

Speaker 7 (40:28):
I do love that.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
No one as a doink. They move on to.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Play Detroit on Saturday. Everyone else got blown out. The
Steelers got rolled by the Ravens, Houston killed the Chargers,
and Buffalo blew out the Broncos.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
Besides the Lions.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
And Commanders, the divisional round will see the Chiefs in
Houston on Saturday. Then on Sunday, Baltimore goes to Buffalo
and the Eagles will host the winner of tonight's game.
That'll be either the Rams or at the Viking game.

Speaker 8 (40:51):
It's the Chiefs and Houston. They're not going to Houston. Oh,
they're the number one seed.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
That Big said.

Speaker 8 (40:56):
A lot of people are saying this is a more
favoritism for the Chiefs because they have the easiest.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Path by far. Will you have the number one seed.
That's the way it works. You get to play the
lowest remaining seed, which in this case would be Houston.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
You had the week off and you get to play
the lowest remaining seeds I mean nice and refreshed, and
the refs are part of your team. So on the
pile of chiefs conspiracies.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Well, last week we mentioned that TikTok was throwing out
a last ditch effort at the Supreme Court on Friday
to stop their app getting banned. But that last ditch
effort didn't really work, and the majority of the justices
on the Supreme Court supported the new federal law that
would ban TikTok from the US, unless, of course, it
gets a new owner that's not based in China. If
the court challenge fails and TikTok four goes a sale,

(41:44):
the band would officially go into effect on January.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Nineteenth, which is what Sunday.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
That is the day yet before the inauguration of President
elect Donald Trump.

Speaker 7 (41:55):
Are you going to freak out menace?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
No?

Speaker 4 (41:57):
No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I actually I feel like no, no, no, I'm kind of
torn because I'm like, Okay, well, I don't think it's
actually gonna happen, but if it did, if it did,
I go. It would just make the Woody Show Instagram stronger.
Because everybody would just go over Instagram. I'm like, okay,
it's that our favorite platform.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I mean, I don't know, like I like Instagram saying
but for your from where you sit as the social
media director, I would.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Say yeah, because, like you, you don't have to have
a lot of followers for something to just explode, which
is great. Instagram is like so restricted on the reach
in like a heavily like oh so TikTok to number
one TikTok. I know, I'm kind of torn. I'm fifty fast.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
What's your favorite?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
I would say Instagram just because you know, that's where
we have the larger following. Okay, but I do see
the benefits of TikTok where we could put something up there,
even though not having a lot of followers, that could
reach way more people.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
Gotcha, But this is such a I'm so jaded, and
I think I'm right to be that.

Speaker 7 (43:00):
But like, won't they just put.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
In like a puppet regime and its China will still
be in charge?

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Like is this really? Are they just like shuffling deck chairs?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I mean, because if they have to sell it to
a company, like a US based company, yeah, or one
that's not controlled by China.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
I believe Kevin the whole point wonderful.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
I love him well.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
President Trump's inauguration is a week from today, but he
got some good news on when he was sentenced in
his hush money case. His sentence was an unconditional discharge,
which does sound like something you should probably go to
a doctor for. That means that he receives no punishment
and he can still appeal his convictions if he wants to. However,

(43:42):
he's not He's not ever allowed to have a firearm again,
you guys. But that shouldn't matter because, oh yeah, he's
gonna be armed by guards for the rest of his life,
so I think he'll be okay. And finally, Blue Origin,
the rocket company founded by Jeff Bezos, called off their
launch this morning. It's their first orbital rocket, called the

(44:02):
New Glen Rocket. Blue Origin says engineers worked to troubleshoot
an issue with the rocket but couldn't resolve it in time.
They haven't said yet when they will try to relaunch
Blue Arts.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Just one looks like a penis, too, don't they all look?
The Blue Origin one look most like a penis.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
That was very penot they're looking to compete with Elon's SpaceX,
which has absolutely dominated the market. But you know what
better safe than sorry, Like, they don't need to push
these things. We've seen too many disaster.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Did you see they put a satellite in orbit that's
made of wood? Wow? Yeah, they just did that.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
Hold on.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Researchers will measure the response of the wood body satellite
to the temperature, swings and high radiation levels in orbit. Oh,
it'll circle the planet, every circle of the planet, every
ninety minutes, and during that time it'll be exposed to
temperatures as high as two hundred and fifty degrees fahrenheit
and as low as minus two hundred and fifty degrees fahrenheit.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
This is so steampunk, you know, like it's so ghosts
Magnolia wood body satellite. It's very like some rich person's
absolutely going to buy this for their house. It's like
wood ship lap, like gorgeous looking.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
It'll have that when it comes back.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Totally, But can we do I'm sorry, can we do
a quick shout out to everybody at SpaceX. I know
a lot of Woody Show listeners work at SpaceX. Yeah,
all the work they've done to help people with the
with the fires and you know, awesome bo you get
the phones to work and things like that.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
SpaceX and that's what's going on with all right, Thank
you very much, Gina Grant sep.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Wow. I saw a story about how Coals they're closing
twenty seven stores across fifteen states. I think Coals was
like thriving.

Speaker 7 (45:54):
Now.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I mean I go in there once in a while,
you know, because they're partners with Sephora, and you know,
I gotta get my goods. Joking obviously, but I mean
I need clarification, to honest with you. Yeah, it's not
like it's not like packed inside there.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Well, because I thought like when they did that, I
guess there's a lot of players that are doing that
with the Amazon returns. You can just bring your Amazon
returns in there and just leave them and go. And
I thought that just because the foot traffic to that provided, right,
you know how it is.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Yeah, Now you're in there and you gotta get some shoes.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yeah, and you end up buying something.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I think in the age of like Timu and Shean
and all this kind of stuff, like if you're not
offering like deep discounts on things, you're not doing very
well when it comes to that kind of what's in
Is it like a TJ Max?

Speaker 7 (46:40):
Yeah, like some Homego Marshals.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Not in the sense that you it's like you don't.

Speaker 10 (46:47):
Discount it, right, It's not name brands that a discount price, right.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
And it's also it's also predictable. TJ Max might have
luggage one day and the next day they don't, whereas
is like a department.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
Store, right, Yeah, it's or Miss.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
I've been to Coles, just not a ton you know.
But yeah, they're closing twenty seven of their underperforming stores. Yeah,
and they have been closed by April. But Cole says
that the employees have all been offered a competitive severance
package or the chance to apply to another Coal's location.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Does anyone else said that we're losing Party City as well? Yes,
my wife is.

Speaker 8 (47:21):
I went into one a few days a couple weeks ago,
and yeah it was all mostly empty.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
And yeah, really last time I was at a party City.
What do you remember when I bought a whistle to
deal with telemarketers? Oh that's right, Yeah, I thought where
do I go to get a whistle?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Party City?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:37):
I always went there for like party grob Eggs.

Speaker 8 (47:40):
Or like if I needed a Thomas the Tank Engine balloon, I.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Guess now I can just buy all that crap, you know,
Amazon or yeah, why they're gone? Yeah, because then from
what I understand again, I'm not a party city shopper either,
my wife is. But like when you go in there
for the party theme stuff, it was all way more
expensive than you can buy just online. For it is pricey, Yeah, pricey,
but it's.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Surprised Michaels as it next. If you've ever gone into
a Michael's.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
It's I remember I shared that story. It was completely empty.
There was not even any employees, and I had to
call the website. I'm like, hey, I'm in your store
by myself and I don't.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Know where are.

Speaker 10 (48:18):
Yeah the yarn first of all, and at Christmas time
they're packed.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
I mean they do get busy at certain times. I go,
there's a bunch of people.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Right, but definitely holidays specific.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Yeah, but their slogan should be Millionaires, not welcome. You
need to be a billionaire to be at Michael's.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
Really, you have to know the coupons.

Speaker 10 (48:36):
You have to, Yeah, you have to when you're there
look them up online. Other things usually twenty percent offul
lot of times and things go on sale.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
See that's how bed, Bath and Beyond was, and look
what happened to them.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
It's true.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Everybody had one hundred thousand of those yep, you know,
big coupons. They would send the mail, which you never
had when you actually went to the story, like, damn it,
I have a.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Thousand of these at home.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
Yep, every time, you never had it.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
In the moment. You're losing big names here, big lots
almost gone now right.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Yeah, we had a really dirty couch.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
We lost toys, r US r I P. For the
most part, Kmart R I P.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Bab's sad, serious serious still exists.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
They just closed apparently they just closed the last location. Yeah,
I saw that. I want to say, either right after
the New year or right before the new year they
closed their final location.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
I know R I P.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I did see.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
I did see a meme that came up said, remember
when you get so excited and this blue light would
go on the blue light special.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
For Kmart going down. I alway wanted to eat, but
my mom wouldn't let me.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
That was always the joke though, like would you get
those shoes Kmart? Because it was supposed to be like
you know, a nice Yeah you're dissing somebody.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
It's a T or she and is the is the knock? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
And then I also I never I never realized this
Champion brand stuff. Is that like it's considered cool now?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Yes, and they and they charged good money for it. Yes, wow, okay,
because I know the meme is true. I saw the
meme and I think, wow, this is true. When we
were kids, that was the cheap crap. That was like
the kmart stuff. It was definitely below your Rebock, Adida's Nike.
Oh yeah, like that was the starter all that, Like
that's the stuff you wanted. And the man if you

(50:15):
had Champion, like Champion was was not cool. Champion is
what like the you know, like the trailer park kids.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
That is it?

Speaker 7 (50:22):
Is it ironically cool?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Like everyone Europe really embraced Champion And then now it's
coming over here, like stuff over there that's like been
cool for like two years.

Speaker 8 (50:32):
We'll come to America and would you say, Reebok, was
that one of your your brids?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
That Rebok is going to have a big comeback.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Yeah, I mean if it's good enough for Europe, it's
good enough for me.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Well, there is the trendsetters in the in the fashion world. True,
you get it. Go to Australia. You can still go
to kmarts.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Oh, how's there Pine, But it's more like it's not
the same thing now, it's.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
More like a grocery store.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
It wasn't that in the was it woolworth them all
them all that we would go to growing up? They
had a Woolworths and that was my favorite the early.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Nineties rights I was actually, what what is it?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah, it's kind of like it's like it's like a kmart.
It was like a kmart, Target, Walmart, small Hills Like
it was like one of those kind of places.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
I was just watching the video that the the old
km Art HQ is like one of the biggest abandoned
buildings in the world. Let's go destroy it, making a hallow.
It was like its own city.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Have you ever had that fantasy? Whatdy walking into a
store with a baseball bat? And we talked about that. Yeah,
being allowed to destroy it, smash it up. Yeah, I
would rather win that than a trip. Yes.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
In Troy, Michigan, Ben Vacancon is two thousand and six menues.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
How many square feet forty acres forget square feet, it's
forty acres acres.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Yeah, it was basically its own city square. Wow.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Well if you believe what they're saying, I mean this
social shopping that is becoming really popular now, like that's
going to put even more retail all out of business.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
So it's basically like live streaming and this buying online
box QVC shopping shopping.

Speaker 8 (52:11):
I see, that's when I open up like Amazon dot com.
I'll have this on sometimes like some twink.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
T ye all kinds of Man, there's a big company,
so that's huge.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
And then there was another one I saw where it's
this uh, this woman in Japan. Daily mentioned of Japan,
and her thing is all the stuff that she shows
on her shop stream. She puts these like pink boxes,
kind of like you know Tiffany has the Blue Box.
So it's these pink box and it could be all
kinds of random stuff, whether it's like purses or cosmetics

(52:41):
or shoes or whatever it is that she's showing up.
Sometimes it's a gadget. They all she stands there, she's deadpan,
just looking at the at the screen.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
And it's live.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
It's live.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Somebody hands her a box without breaking eye contact with
the camera. She grabs it, opens it, shows it, throws
it off to the side.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, a half second.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
It's like half a second, and she sells a ton millions.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Of whatever that.

Speaker 7 (53:05):
I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Whatever she's showing. I'm like, how did you even see
what they're selling?

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Dumb?

Speaker 3 (53:11):
I can't even tell what the hell that is. She
doesn't say a word. She's like, someone hands her a
box that comes in from like screen left. She throws
the lid off, grabs what'sever in there, throws the other
part away to the side, shows what it is, tosses
it to the side, and that's that's the way of
selling it, and they sell millions of not getting right,
I don't get it. I mean, I understand the social

(53:32):
shopping like you're talking about with Amazon or some of
these other sites.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
That will do that.

Speaker 7 (53:35):
You're selling. You're hyping it the.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Same way I understood that it's the new home shopping network,
it's the new QBC.

Speaker 7 (53:40):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Have on guard.

Speaker 7 (53:44):
If I get watching it but not buying her crap?

Speaker 6 (53:46):
Is there a limited amount of it or something?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I don't think there.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
When I got the one, it's I don't know.

Speaker 9 (53:54):
It's the only thing I can come.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
There must be because like you couldn't even tell what
the hell it is. There must be if you go
to maybe her sight, like no, there'll be like little
icon that pops up with the item with links to
so you can see more about it, because how would
you make a decision, How would you even know what
color it was? It was like a blur just went
by so fast.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I see one company based out of Los Angeles that's
doing this, that's blowing up. I can't remember the name right,
And they're saying that this is further going to destroy
the brick and mortar retail.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Thing, oh for sure, which I still need to see.
I need to try especially my fat ass needs to
try something on.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
I have to try stuff on, you know.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
And then once I have the size and fine, then
I can order new stuff. But it's getting to you know,
because everybody's got a different size. Like sometimes they'll say, oh,
this is a double XL please that's a medium, right, yeah,
the inertial buy.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
But it goes back to you. We played that audio
from Jack Antonoff talking about everything old is New again,
Like this is just queeah podcast is just radio.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Live Netflix event. It's called TV yeah, you know, yeah,
it's insane. People are enamored with weird stuff. I mentioned
recently that I need to buy new clothes because I
haven't bought new clothes in fifteen years. It was your
hashtag goals, right, But in general, how much stuff.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Do we need?

Speaker 7 (55:10):
This girl?

Speaker 1 (55:11):
You just men like she's selling millions of dollars or
this crap?

Speaker 4 (55:15):
How much crap do we need?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
So with you know, people losing their houses evacuations, people
start thinking about like, oh man, what would I bring in?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
What do I need?

Speaker 3 (55:23):
What kind of irreplaceable you know, memento, whatever it is.
I was thinking about this. I don't have really anything
that's all that sentimental really, Like this is the one
good thing about my wife constantly throwing things away and
we don't. We don't have a lot of quote stuff.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Right like our houses she replaces when she gets rid
of though.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Somewhat yes, But I'm saying, like as far as like
sentimental things like if the house, God forbid, if the
house was caught up in one of these fires, with
what I would grab on the way out the door
would easily fit in to a duffel bag. You know
of my important stuff. I would grab other things too,
sign hockey jersey. No, but what I'm saying is like
stuff that could not be replaced.

Speaker 7 (56:09):
Yeah, same my husband.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
I said, Wow, this puts stuff in perspective. We can
walk out and be like, oh well.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
It wouldn't be oh well, but at the same time,
it wouldn't be like the stuff that I could never replace.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
I'm not emostly attached to close.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
That's what I'm saying, Like, who cares?

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Yeah, I can get that stuff replaced. And somebody reminded
me of something that I've been wanting to do for
a long time. And it doesn't have to be because
you're in a fire area, could be tornadoes or hurricanes
or any kind of other disaster or even if your
house would just burn down, uh from a regular house fire.
You should really go a room for room and say like, okay,
well this is the family room, and go through and

(56:42):
get a video of everything. Open the drawers, doors, closets,
everything else, name the brands too, and then yeah, and
then like you know, seriously, and then and then and
then save that as like living room, and then go
through master bedroom, go through all the drawers, doors, all
that stuff cabinets prove it because that way, when the
insurance comes around, you could say, here is every thing
that was in you know, here's the master bedroom, here's

(57:02):
the family room, here's the kids rooms, here's the you
know whatever.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
The TVs, the appliances.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah, and it's something I've been meaning to do for
a long time.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
To it today.

Speaker 8 (57:10):
But man, if something did happen, it's like I grab
you know, sports, Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
But I can replace that.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Say, but like I would grab like, you know, the
stuff that I would really need, and of course like medications.

Speaker 10 (57:21):
Like grandparents or anything. I have any sort of like
family jewelry.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
I mean, I got some watches and stuff that I
would but like that's the thing. I I don't have
something that could never be real, you know, replaced.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
I'm with you. I mean I did pack up one
day last week and all I did was put it
in the computers and then some my passport and some underwear.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
I'm like, some underwear, that's it.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Yeah, that's what they just basic stuff. Yeah, all right,
we're got to a break. Ranna forgot what time it was.
I forgot to even look to see we're just sitting
here chatting. Sorry, we're gonna take the break and then
we could come back more. What he shows next toimesile,

(58:09):
he's ourbcile. Now, well, bad news, guys. I mean there's
like an egg thing going on. We've heard about that
because of the bird fluid.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
And yeah, sven parts of the country nine dollars a carton. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
But now there are some Dunkin locations in several states
that haven't had any donuts what dating back to last
week because they're dealing with a temporary supply shortage, and
so those stores have had signs up saying that the
shortage was due to a quote manufacturing era.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
But I mean a shortage of what donuts but like sprinkles.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Like it just sounds like one of theirs suppliers dropped
the ball and they didn't have a backup plan.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Damn. Yeah, it'd be so sad.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
About four percent of Dunkin locations were impact acted, and
they're expecting the stock to be replenished this week.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
You can still get coffee and breakfast Sanwich.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
That's the thing. They dropped donuts out of their name
a while back. You have Dunkin Donuts and then just
went to Duncan because there's so much more than just donuts.

Speaker 8 (59:14):
Not a commercial, but I'm a giant fan Greg of
their breakfast sandwiches as you just mentioned, delicious Cowardo style,
the snack and bacon snack and Bacon's delicious. There that
bacon candy and all the all the coffee you could dream.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Bacon candy.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
I I don't think that candy needs to be baked.
Bacon needs to be candied. I think that's gilding the lily.
I just wanted to wash. It's gilding my stomach all cadd.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Is that what I mean? I don't even know what
that means.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
I'd it means like putting, Like the lily is already
beautiful and perfect. You don't need to gild it by
making it extra gild it. It's already perfect the way
it is. Bacon is perfect the way it is, no
matter what Sammy says. Bacon is perfect.

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
It doesn't need to be maple glazed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Did you try it? Get it? It's so good.

Speaker 8 (01:00:19):
It's gilding the lily is a common phrase, yes, but
it's actually fun.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
It's Shakespeare. It's from Shakespeare.

Speaker 8 (01:00:27):
It's a this quotation by from King John and the
original line actually is to gild refined gold, to paint
the lily. To throw perfume on a violet is wasteful
and ridiculous excess that so it's actually painting the lily technically,
but over the years, and it means the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Of course, people so weird.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Shakespeare sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Yeah, like I said, uh, you know the Duncan thing.
We will survive, we will, we will re build, Yes, donut,
we'll get some more gilded lilies and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Harker you were here now now show and we are
into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
That's great, gory. Good morning, Menace, right there? What is up?
Gina grad wanted to you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Good morning see bass Sammy, we got Morgan, we got bomb,
we got bored. Phones are open eight seven seven, Hit
us up in the text over to two two nine
eight seven coming up for you this hour. What to Show,
Family Feud and Dog Show Edition.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Who went to show? I think Menace did?

Speaker 8 (01:01:45):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I did?

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Okay, the Palm Springs Dog Show one of the biggest
in the country.

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
Fancy you were supposed.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
To go to another one?

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
This past weekend was like a French bulldo you were
going to that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:55):
I recommended it to see men found because he's in
the French bulldog you know on the dum Yeah, I
hate that word, but yes, and uh it was unfortunately postponed.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Yeah, it was to be like hell ghetto.

Speaker 8 (01:02:06):
It was mega mega, Well it was called only Frenchies
intentionally like only fans. Yeah, and you get a thrown chair,
well you can throw.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
There were so many angles to it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
We watched like a bunch of stuff online when Menes
brought it up, and it like, dude, it is like
you would think it'd be like something classier because French
bulldogs are not cheap.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
No, yeah, but you know when the hood finds a
way that make a couple of bucks.

Speaker 8 (01:02:32):
Yeah yeah, man, I don't want to say too much
where I'll get my ass kicked when I do show
up to the future event.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
But he said it was postponed. They give you like
do you find a date or any not yet? Okay,
well Menace went to a dog show. I did talking
to some of the dog show people. Would he show
family feud that will be coming up here in a minute.
I was curious about something I wanted to ask Morgan
because I swear every time I've seen a picture of
your dog, its tongue is like dragging the ground. Yeah,

(01:02:59):
and somebody and somebody made an observation while you know,
just asking the question, like is your dog like retarded?

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Yeah, well yeah, mentally challenged?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
And it got me thinking, and you know, I found
myself being more curious about things these days, Like wait
a minute, I never thought about it, and that never
what animals can be like mentally challenged?

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Right in the same way like people can, I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
So you can have like retarded dogs and horses.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
And I'm saying, like a geological disorder.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
Yeah, even down syndrome. I really like a tiger with downs,
grumpy cat down syndrome. High school girlfriend has a dog
down syndrome.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
What you say, down syndrome tiger?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah, look at that, see if see if something pops up? Okay,
because I recall seeing a photo.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Of that Kenny, a white tiger with down syndrome.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Grumpy cat.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
Tigers cannot have down.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:04:00):
Well so cute though, babe.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
So what about your dog? Is like the dog just
looks kind of out of it.

Speaker 9 (01:04:07):
No, he's just super chill. As far as I know,
he doesn't have any illegal you know, like, how would
you tell? I mean, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:04:13):
He kind of fell into my lap. Anyways, I used
to dog sit for him when the old family had him,
and then one day they text me like, hey, we
have to move states. You want to take them?

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Oh all right, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:04:23):
But no, he's losing a lot of his teeth because
he's older.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:04:27):
Then also his tongue has just always been out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Always out. Yes, all the teething, Yeah, is a big factor.

Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
Yeah, the teeth is a big factor.

Speaker 10 (01:04:36):
But my sister's dog, his tongue hung out all the
time too, and the vet told them that it was
a sign of a neurological disorder that he had, And
it made so much sense once you found that out,
you went, oh everything snaps into focus.

Speaker 9 (01:04:49):
Well, y'all never been around my dog. He's not like
dumber you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
No, I've not been around.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
That's why I was asking, because it just all the pictures,
every single picture I've ever seen of your dog, it's
always on your.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
What kind of dog is that?

Speaker 9 (01:05:03):
It's a great Pyrenees. He's like one eighty five almost
two hundred pounds. Oh yeah, he's like a legal.

Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
Horse on his hind legs. Is he taller than you?

Speaker 9 (01:05:12):
Yeah, but he doesn't get that high anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Very convenient. No, no, No, I'm being sarcastic because I
mean that big of a dog, like being able to
like bring it somewhere. It has to be a pain.
Isn't a purse dog? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:05:27):
Well yeah, I mean I don't take him to the
grocery store obviously, but he kids in the colleens in
my little car.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
How big is this dumps?

Speaker 9 (01:05:34):
Oh? Man, they're like horse pood I have to have
at least five bags on me. I go on any
type of walk just for emergencies. God, because sometimes it's
like a two hander and then once it's like a
five pound weigh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Has said, very convenient.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Okay, So when you're let me ask you, when you're
walking around the neighborhood and you've done the right thing,
and you've brought the bags and you've collected the five
pound dog log hot to do you? Will you drop
it in someone's garbage can if it's out.

Speaker 9 (01:06:05):
No. I try not to because I'm so scared someone's
going to walk around and be like, get that out
of my trash can?

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
You can use that poop bag? Is like a kettlebell.
Have to work out and like swinging that thing around.

Speaker 9 (01:06:15):
Yeah, when I'm walking it's like I got weights on
you once he's pooped.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
But you need to get one of those things. I
have it for my dog. It attaches to the leash
and it's a little cylinder that you can put all
the poop bags in. Oh yeah, yeah, oh you do.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Yeah bags.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
The bag's got to be bigger, right, Greg, And she's
got to use It's like.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Yeah, you're not supposed to put totally like it's it's
wrapped up in everything bags and other people's trash.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Well, that's always a question, is that is that acceptable.

Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
If it's tied off.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
I don't care. I wouldn't I do it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
I wouldn't care.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Don't throw raw turns in my trash can. That goes
without saying like, don't pick it up with your hand
and just kind of drop them in there.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
You can stop it. Don't pick it up with your hand.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Yeah, but you know you're right, like it needs to.

Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
Be peeled off. Do people get mad at I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
I'm not bringing that garbage can in my house. I
don't care it's a garbage can.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
I'd rather not. I'd rather not be on my grass.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
YEA worse than that is when people do pick up
the poop, tie off the bag and then just put
the bag on the ground. Yeah, I'd rather have the poop, yeah,
than the bag.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
I mean, I wouldn't. I wouldn't rather that. I'd rather
be picked up. I'm thinking if it's if there's a preference,
would be you take it with you, right and somewhere.
Second would be put it in the trash can. Third
would be leave the bag at least next to someone's
trash can, or rather have poop on the ground then
or whatever? And then yeah, and thenmarmageddon would be you know,

(01:07:40):
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Pick it up at all at all? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:07:42):
Yeah, I can't get away with that because his poops
are so big.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
The whole day was human yeah yeah, Ok, oh my god,
we have some random person just taking dumps.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Is the ahlmeless person around here? We don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Yeah, it's uh, it's Morgan's quirky dog.

Speaker 9 (01:07:58):
Maybe can I get him tested? Is that something I should?

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
I don't know. Can we get a two for all?

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Will bring menace? Speaking of no, because you've said you
wanted to get his brain scanned.

Speaker 8 (01:08:08):
For years, and the best thing, the closest thing we
got with that stupid chiropractor with his dumb sleeve.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Uh yeah, the doctor, Yeah doctor, if I remember that, Yeah,
that was that was something I just had never thought about,
and it makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Well now I'm seeing that. Apparently it's not technically down syndrome,
but it's similar.

Speaker 8 (01:08:26):
Right, because it doesn't necessarily involve chromosomes, the necessary thing
for down syndrome, very similar to it.

Speaker 9 (01:08:33):
I mean, my dog can shake, he can sit, he
can lay down. You think he's down syndrome?

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Really no, what if he told someone with downs.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Like fair question?

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
I mean, it doesn't mean they can't do anything. They're
capable of a lot of things, but they still have
they still have that condition.

Speaker 9 (01:08:51):
My dog's much well more trained than most people's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
I will say that, like your job's your dog's never
getting a job as a drug sniffer or anything.

Speaker 9 (01:08:58):
M Well, I did plant weed in my backyard one
time and he did dig it up.

Speaker 7 (01:09:04):
Any other theories.

Speaker 8 (01:09:07):
He just don't want to lose his mom, you know, right, Yeah,
he'd be uncomfortable with it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
I'm not changing houses again. I've already lost one family.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
I'm not losing another one.

Speaker 9 (01:09:16):
Oh no, Greg, But if he has a tongue out
too long when he's asleep taking a nap, it dries up. Yeah,
and it gets all crusty.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Yeah, it looks like a dried lake bed and cute
cracked down the middle of it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
That's pretty adorable.

Speaker 9 (01:09:28):
He's a baby.

Speaker 8 (01:09:29):
A tongue hanging out and drying up.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Bring him to work one day.

Speaker 7 (01:09:35):
I know, I want to cuddle up with you.

Speaker 9 (01:09:36):
That I would, but See would report me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Yeah, he wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
So well, take the break, we'll come back. What do
you show? Family feud from the dog show? Noise talking
to folks at the dog show. We got to try
to put ourselves in their mind frame, their mindsetting to
try to come up with these answers. And I'm assuming
there's some kind of breakfast on the line, of course,
if if we get it right, which will be paid
up a lot quicker than we've seen Gregg's which we
had not seen it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:58):
We're starving to death.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
Greg, you what do you remember? Yeah, Oh, I got
my official plaqu Yeah, and that's a bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Wood's a bitch. Greig's a bitch. Save he's a bitch.

Speaker 8 (01:10:09):
And therefore until further notice, they are all banned for.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
I hate the way that you walk, the way that
you took, I hate the way did you dress. I
hate the way did you sneak this?

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
If I catch flight, it's gonna beat the rig the
Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Well, Menace went down to uh a dog show I did.
Was this like you'd see like the Westminster Dog Show
or is it just kind of like a convention for
dog people?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Oh no, No, it was that big.

Speaker 8 (01:10:35):
But this one was like a competition, Yeah, big time competition,
Like there was a feeder competition.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
There was over twenty eight hundred dogs there. It was
four days long, but it was actually outdoors. It wasn't
They called the Palm Springs Dog Show, but it was
actually not even located in Palm Springs. It was located
where they have the Coachella Music Festival and the Stagecoach
Music Festival, which is in Indio, California. But yeah, like

(01:11:00):
and it broke down by breed. Each tent was like, Okay,
this is the you know, the Golden Retriever ten, this
is the French bulldog ten. It was massive. I've met
somebody show listeners there as well, so shout out to them.
They're very nice.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Well, we're gonna do a round of what do you
show family few?

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Yeah, and instead of like we've done in the past
with somebody that sea bass has ran into, or even
like one of these power slappers or UFC fighters. Huh,
we're now expanding the universe once again, the metaverse. What
do you show a family few? This is dog show diition.
These are people that wrap this dog show and menace.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Who do we have? Well, let's meet dog number one?
All right, dog person number one? So what type of
dog do you have here today? A French bull dog?

Speaker 9 (01:11:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Nice, one of my favorites dog. What's the name of
your dog? Blossom Awsome? How long you've been a fan
of French bulldogs? About two thousand and nine, I think.
And are they a pain? Like my two French bulldogs
that I have?

Speaker 9 (01:11:57):
Very I find them.

Speaker 8 (01:11:57):
Very easy to get along with and very adaptable. You
can take them places.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
I feel it fit. They're an easy breed. Yeah, they're
clown dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're fun to have the
house break and I don't care if you know, they
just don't care. Yeah, they don't listen. No, okay, which
didn't make sense. She's like, oh yeah, they're very easy dogs.
And then she went on to say that they don't listen. Okay, yeah,
oh no, no, it was a it's an older lady. Okay,
all right, okay, Well, you know, breakfast is on the line,

(01:12:27):
and all you got to do is get one right
and you can keep on piling them on. But I
will say with the caveat that Greg has to provide
breakfast first and then I will provide my.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
So the way it works, the person that we just
heard from, and it's gonna ask them a family feud
style question, survey question, but we have to try to
figure out what they're going to say, not with the
most common sense, with.

Speaker 7 (01:12:49):
The right answer.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Yeah, all right, So here is question number one.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
All right, question number one, who's a go to Let's
go with the Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
All right, Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Question number one? Can you name something that you might
associate with the bookstore that is not a book?

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
All right? Okay, okay, name something associated with a bookstore
that's not a book?

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Yeah, my gut says coffee.

Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
Was gonna say coffee as well?

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Is magazine is an acceptable answer?

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Most?

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Is that too close? Is that too close to books?

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
Periodical couch anything's open, couch, comfy chair.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
I'm thinking, yeahs, I do love the smell of a bookstore.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
What would this broad thing boring old people? As to
the coffee things, he's the most obvious, it really does.
I'm gonna stick to coffee.

Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
Good answers.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
It's find out if we get a point here. Can
you name something that you might associate with the bookstore
that is not a book reading tarts? All right, that's
a good one. Do you have a favorite green card?

Speaker 7 (01:14:00):
Actually? I used to have a card store, but it
has an obscenity. If I told you what the card said.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Please do it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:08):
No, it's okay, Okay, there was a card that damn
outside has said.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:14:12):
Life is not a cavalry opened up says it's a circus.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Nice, that's the kind of car store we would love
to go to. All right. Is not a cabaret, it's
a body whatever. Yeah, and she loved it. She used
to have the store.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
She's so scared, I mean, didn't hang around.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
That's so shocking.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Yeah, all right, the next question, menace, let's go, Sammy, Sammy,
what's the question.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Name a milestone in a teenager's life?

Speaker 10 (01:14:51):
Oh, name a milestone a teenager's life getting a driver's
first first kiss.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
Your first time is from graduation car?

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Oh yeah, the first person I rob first time.

Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
I would say that, Mom, I'd say first kiss, or
driver's license.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Well, we gotta, we gotta keep in mind this as
an older presence I was younger. They might even say
driver's license because it's not as exciting anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
First time I necked, Yeah, the.

Speaker 7 (01:15:20):
First time I went parking.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
I would say, like I would say driver's license or
first kiss would be license.

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
I'm going to say driver's license.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
That's a good answer.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
I mean, that is a hugetone answer.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Are we on the board? Can you name a milestone
in a teenager's life drive get their driver's license. Milestones
that you can remember not getting in trouble?

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
All right, that's what you remember not getting getting you
remember not getting in trouble. Well, that's what we got
it one point we needed. This is way easier to achieve.
All right, who gets the next question?

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Let's go with sea bass?

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
All right, bass?

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Name a reason someone's voice might sound funny helium?

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
Of course, they're sick, they have a.

Speaker 8 (01:16:12):
Oh yeah yeah, some sort of cleft palate perhaps, which yeah, homosexual.

Speaker 7 (01:16:19):
She's gonna say, like the sniffles.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Sound sick, speech impediment.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Lying helium nuclear. The Dog Show had a lot of
gay gentlemen, their race, snazzy dressing. They're using hairspray on
the dogs. Hey oh, but.

Speaker 8 (01:16:44):
I mean because she says she's familiar with the greeting
card world. So that makes you think balloons, but get
well soon cards.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
I'm gonna I think I love sick. He's an answer,
but I'm sticking with helium. Okay, hell, all right, here
we go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Let's find out if we get another point.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Can you name a reason someone's voice might sound funny? Uh, helium?
Nice thing in a celebrity that has like a funny voice.
Carrot Top cat nice. Well, it's nice talking with you today.
Thank you so much, Thanks a lot, have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:17:25):
That was shocking.

Speaker 5 (01:17:26):
Wow, you're really in tune with the older generation.

Speaker 8 (01:17:29):
Also, as someone who's sat down face to face with
Carrot Top this year, he sounds wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
I mean Patrick Mahomes has a funny voice. Yeahends on that?
All right? Yeah, yeah, you guys want to keep on playing? Yeah,
all right, So.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
This is what do you show family feud. Menace went
to a dog show and here's somebody else that he
talked with. So what kind of dog you have here today?

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
He's an English mas stuff. How much does this guy way?

Speaker 12 (01:17:55):
He's about one fifty right now, he's still only eight
months old.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
So he's only eight months he's only eight months old.
He's got one hundred and forty five pounds. Yeah, how
big does he get?

Speaker 12 (01:18:05):
He'll probably top out around one ninety.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
What's his name? Moses Most? All right, all right, one ninety?
Ask a question? What little? What do you have a mastiff?

Speaker 11 (01:18:13):
For?

Speaker 8 (01:18:14):
My my friend best friend helped them growing up? Like
what's for other than to like to just because I guess,
like the same reason you buy a giant truck even
though you just go to Walmart? Or that's a good
that is a good question for they were the originals,
Like did they heard.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Cattle or something?

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
And how much space do you have?

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Right? Like why not just bring like a horse in
the house?

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
Might as well?

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Right, like just something super.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Yea.

Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
The apparently they're guard dogs, big guard dog.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Yeah, that's intimidating. Yeah, all right, who gets this? Next question? Menace?
Let's go Gina grad g all right, name something in
the office that makes.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
Noise, like crazy coworker, the phone, the phone, the copy machine.

Speaker 8 (01:18:55):
Speaking of what shout out to our company for disabling
all our phones.

Speaker 7 (01:18:59):
Oh yeah, we don't have fun anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Oh yeah, that's right. And physical phones they starting.

Speaker 8 (01:19:03):
There doing nothing and the printer should them off the balcony?
One does printer?

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Copier? Is that the same thing?

Speaker 8 (01:19:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
Can we get points for either?

Speaker 10 (01:19:10):
One a cash register because she had a store is different.

Speaker 7 (01:19:14):
This is a good dude.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 7 (01:19:16):
This is the new guy.

Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
But is he like is he like funny? Is like,
oh my annoying cubicle mate?

Speaker 7 (01:19:24):
Like is he that guy? Or does he just give
a straight answer?

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Oh he could answer Vaughn because he does a lot
of like drumk.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
Like drum approaching.

Speaker 7 (01:19:34):
Okay, let's go with.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
You're never getting unfocused. We got so cocky for the
first round.

Speaker 7 (01:19:39):
Yeah, let's let's go with. Let's go with should we
go with printer?

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
I think I mean it's.

Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
I mean, yeah, I'm just thinking like sea Beast, like, well,
we don't have phones, so who has a phone.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
I think we're just people on the phone calls.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
I think maybe he'll give it to us if we
just say phone phone, all right, phone phone makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Let's find out something in the office that makes noise.
Can you name something in the office that makes noise?
My dog snoring? Oh, you bring your dog into the office.
We have a guy in the office. He calls HR
and everybody when they bring their dogs in. What do
you feel about that?

Speaker 12 (01:20:19):
I think, under the right circumstances, under controlled dog should
be in the office.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:20:27):
Dog, of course?

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Yeah? Yeah, same.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Next question?

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Please, next question? What other than work? What is something
you talk about with your coworkers.

Speaker 8 (01:20:47):
What you did, what you did over the weekend, like
you know, like maybe a restaurant that you went to, sports, celebrity.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Sports is good? Okay, this guy your.

Speaker 7 (01:20:59):
Dog or.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Your pets?

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
Pets?

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
You talk about your pets? Are you talking about family
family members?

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Pets?

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
But what if I said, are we counting pets as
family members?

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Naturally? Of course I'm just asking.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
A question like legal daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Right.

Speaker 8 (01:21:17):
Knowing this guy's funny answer could be like we talk
about going on rides in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
About how fun chasing the mailman would be, lopping up water.
Put together, Uh, your thoughts.

Speaker 8 (01:21:33):
I think pets family like talking about family and pets or.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
Would you say sports though?

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Yeah, like hobbies and some of the hobby like see
hobbies could be the dog took.

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
It's a nice umbrella term.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:21:50):
Let's talk about family, all right, they get we're including
the animals, right, the big family member.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Other than work, what is something that you talk with
your coworkers about?

Speaker 12 (01:22:02):
Oh, just about life and family?

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
And what do you talk to about it?

Speaker 12 (01:22:09):
What do I talk to my co workers? Just about
being active and going out and doing stuff and just
enjoying life, getting the most out of life.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Agreed?

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
I love that family and pets.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Yeah, that's greg. Did you live life this weekend? The
best of life?

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Just talk about life, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
All right, let's do one more question from this time.
Let's go back to great glory Glory. Name a job
a clumsy person might get fired from?

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
Person ballerina, juggler.

Speaker 6 (01:22:46):
Egg maker, like a waiter, waitress, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
Bartender, server, virgin clumsy person or I'm immediately thinking of
dropping stuff works the valley shop especially yeah, uh.

Speaker 8 (01:23:04):
Field champion one touch pa pro jenga player.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
With one touch pan, pancake maker, professional pickup sticks player.

Speaker 6 (01:23:24):
Person who delivers packages.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Okay, ye surgeon, Yes, surgeon doctor. Yeah, like sergentists.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
I do want to say server though, like a waiter,
I'm saying because they always have those big trays.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Yeah, they answered, waiter. All right, let's find can you
name a job that a clumsy person might be fired from.

Speaker 12 (01:23:46):
A job that a clumsy person might be fired from?
Tightrope walker, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
They might be firing themselves. Yeah, they might be falling down.
Have you ever seen a tight rope being done in
real life? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
You have where that's circus. Oh my god, I agree
with this text from the eight to one. This guy's
a queaf.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
What a dark yeah, he answered, he answered, my silly
joke answer.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
That's how you play show family feud. Yeah, as soon
as Greg comes through with his.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
Preplow. Yeah, what kind of cottage cheese do you guys want? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
One touch pan pancake.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
For breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Show.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
I love it. It's great.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Well, the National Archives they're looking for some people who
have what they consider to be a superpower, because you
know there they have more than two hundred years worth
of US documents that are in need of transcribing. But
see the problem is Greg, They're written in cursive. Oh,

(01:25:00):
is that a problems. They're looking for people who can
read the writing of the last century, and you get
to sign up. Man, like the National Archives, they have
their website, you can sign up to help out. They're
just looking for people, you know, who can.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Read cursive cursive and then transcribe what.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
You're because the debate on teaching cursive in schools has been,
you know, growing over recent years, and they say today
at least fourteen states require cursive to be taught, but
everything else is pretty much.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
Up in the air.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Can't you just scan that and then just read it? Yeah, yeah,
you would think it'd be uh yeah, that's a problem.
We're skipping this solution to But.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Anyone interested in helping who can read the writing read cursive,
you just sign up for a free user account. Again
on the National Archives website. USA Today had this whole
if you're interested to read more about it. But they
had this whole article about it was a yeah, hey,
if you can, if you hey, look, if you want
to like keep secrets from your kids, you don't have

(01:25:58):
to write in code anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
I can just write in cursive. Isn't it weird?

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
How in the old timing days. Everybody had such nice handwriting.

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
It was beautiful, beautiful, yes, god awful chicken scratch.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Yeah, I mean I was never great at it. I
could do it, I haven't done it, but man, I
want decades. My mom would write in like this kind
of like hybrid between prints in cursive.

Speaker 7 (01:26:18):
I thought that's what everyone did.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
I always thought she had the coolest handwriting, and that
was really because it was super neat.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
Oh yeah, wait, you guys don't write in a hybrid.
Now as an adult, I thought everyone did that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
I just do all cats.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
Yeah, so you're not even all cat. I can't even
do all cats do that, but I just do print.
And then, yeah, my signature is just a scribble.

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
I was going to ask, because your signature evolved over
the years, now, yeah the garbage. Mine went from basically
the first letter in my name and then just align right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
That's cool looking.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Some people have a really cool looking signature, and mine
was actually kind of based off of what my stepfather's
signature looked like.

Speaker 8 (01:26:54):
And I would try to forge like progress reports, report
card kind of stuff. It worked day, yeah, a couple
of times, and then you know, eventually I'm busted.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
My mom's is easy to do. My dad's my mom's
that's the thing. I'd made my mom's impossible.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
So that's why I would use my stepfather's scribble scribble
score like, Okay, my.

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
Best you underline last name. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
He tried his best. You guys, that's good. I told
you I won awards. All right, more next, more, next,
Baby Show. Next.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
If you go out in the hall and test fire
and there's no smell, and then you come in here any.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
Far, do it out loud, Woody Show. All right, welcome
back everybody. Heyah, it is Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
It is January the thirteenth, brand new week, and we
are the Woody Show. We got some entertainment stuff coming
up here in just a moment. Also, the birthdays and
the porno birthday. January thirteenth today is make your dream
Come True day. I'm just looking for a week here
in twenty twenty five of good news.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
I know, yeah, yeah, where's that. Let's have a decent week.

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
Like a normal day with no bad news. That would
be a dream come nice.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
It's also greg National Gluten Free Day.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
Oh that's important.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
That's a thing that affects such a huge, massive, popular
of the population.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
Yeah, that's a big deal for the people who are
truly you know Celia, Yeah exactly. I mean that's that's
that's a legit thing. And yeah, but don't you hate
that people started pretending that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
Just because it's an or the people who say it
makes me fat and tired. Yeah, no, it doesn't, know,
it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
I'm happy that it's pretty much over though.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Today's National clean your desk Day should be every day.
Why weren't you giving Genus some crap the other day?
Like there was something that was like a skew, how's
this not bothering?

Speaker 11 (01:28:42):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
It's very cat over here.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
And when she leaves, I straightened her area up.

Speaker 7 (01:28:47):
I always come in. I'm like, whoa, everything's so pleasing
to the eye. Thank you, Elves.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
I know you're still new here. Yeah, I've noticed that
you use that caddywampus a lot. Can you give me
like an official definition of caddy wampus?

Speaker 7 (01:28:58):
I do use it a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's one of your words.

Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
It's like askew, it's like everything's just kind of messy.
It's caddy wampus. The shovel is that, yes, it is
that like a Kansas word.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
I don't know. I don't don't even know if it's
a real word. I'd never heard it until I don't
think I had ever heard it. I never heard it
until you.

Speaker 7 (01:29:16):
It must be a Midwestern thing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Caddy wampus.

Speaker 5 (01:29:19):
It's all caddy wampus shovel.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
Speaking of desks, Sammy, your desk calendar is still on Discember.

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
Oh, I know, I need a new one for the
new year.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
Gave me a sheet of information one day last week
and he like taped it up over here on my.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Side of the studio. It was so bad and he
taped its sideways. Oh my god, I don't know what's
going on. This year is a mess.

Speaker 7 (01:29:40):
It is a bad start.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Are you okay? Bad star?

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
I was taping it over Woody's shoulders, and I didn't
want my wiener to touch his.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Thighs because you don't know, homo right exactly, Like that's
never happened before. Yeah, your National rubber ducky Day. It's
also National sticker Day. Oh under five rubber duckies. Like,
are they like a big thing?

Speaker 8 (01:30:03):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
I don't understand. I know it's like I know it's
like in the jeep community, that's the thing. Cruise ships,
bruise ships. Yeah, I don't know. I traveled a couple
of places and there's like whole shops dedicated them for real.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Yeah, well I know they do like uh, like festivals
sometimes that giant rubber duck like like on a river.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
They put it on a pond or something.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
You know, like if there's like a labor dispute and
the unions out there, they have that big giantflatable rat.
But they have like this big giant inflatable rubber duck.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Are they and we don't know, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Know, but sticker day? Are kids still excited about stickers?
When we were kids, man, stickers were bits.

Speaker 5 (01:30:41):
Scratchery, sniff the puffy ones, the puffy ones.

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
I had a whole sticker collection. And speaking of sticks,
your trade them of course. Yeah. Can we talk about
Lisa Frank?

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
I know was about was about to see the same thing.
Did you watch the doc Knight? Did you chicks Private
Jet off Stickers?

Speaker 10 (01:31:02):
Well here's what all trapper keepers. Even if you don't
know anything about Lisa Frank or the brand or whatever,
it's so worth watching. It's like two true narcissists married
each other and had this business, and the way it
all goes down and the way it's built and then
the way it just completely crumbles is absolutely fascinating.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
Oh so it's not a thing anymore. No, it's still
like small things like nostalgia, like you know people. I mean,
I know the name sounds familiar. I don't know, it's.

Speaker 10 (01:31:34):
Exactly the rainbows, Yeah, very bright and colorful.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
And yeah, in your Wheelhouse it was very popular for chicks. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:31:42):
Yeah, they started like Wheelhouse.

Speaker 10 (01:31:45):
They started with stickers and then they really got into
like the back to school game with like trapper keepers
and folders and pencils.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
Traffic keepers. That's what I'm saying. In Your Wheelhouse it's
in the traffic keeper era.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
Yeah, because I like the traffic keepers I have were
like the you know, the Ferraris, and so this is
a girl equivalent like that. Yeah, it doesn't ring some
of the entertainment stuff. Bort you probably know more about
this than I do. But one of the new Star
Wars movies that's in the works is going to take
place twenty five thousand years before any of the others.

Speaker 13 (01:32:16):
Oh yeah, it's gonna be in the era of the
Knights of the Old Republic.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
Oh yeah, right, yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:32:21):
There was a very popular MMO RPG game for Star
Wars called Knights of the Way.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Wait, hold on, what the hell is mm O RPG?
Role player game? Roleplayer game? What's MMO?

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
Though?

Speaker 13 (01:32:32):
It's World of Warcraft. Oh, it's World of Warcraft, but
it's it's Star Wars. Okay, yeah, so it's it's uh like,
the Jedi Order is huge. There's hundreds of thousands of
Jedi and there's hundreds of thousands of Sith at the
same time. It's okay, very popular, very huge.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
So this is obviously way before you know, Luke and
Leia and Vader and all that kind of stuff. It's
gonna be up.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
It's gonna be about the origin of the Force, and
the working title for it is Dawn of the Jedi.

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
MMO, by the way, is massively multiplayer online.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
Okay you're wondering, I learned something new to them. Yeah,
here you go.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Marvel may cast a new actor as Black Panther, not
to replace Chadwick Boseman, but because alternate versions of Black
Panther are now possible that they have the multiverse thing going.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Okay, So, I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
I think people who are into stuff like this. Just
love to be challenged and confused, Like can you keep
it all straight?

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
I mean, if you're really into.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
The New York Post is reporting that Ditty was a
pretty big deal in prison until that Luigi Loser showed up.
Now he's the guy that killed the United Healthcare guy
and so they're both of the same prison, and according
to the New York Post and their sources, Luigi is
the one getting all the attention and receiving basically a
hero's welcome. Ditty's ego is even out of control in prison.

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
Yeah, he's not used to not being the He's not
used to being anything other than the center of attention.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
He just admits to some murders.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
It started with those Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey movies,
and now, dude, this stuff is full octane. One of
the new movies that got coming out is called Peter
Pans never Land Nightmare.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
Oh no, and uh they did a little right up
about it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
It features a tinker Bell who's hooked on heroine. Not kidding.
So here's the deal. Tinker Bell is actually born biologically male.
His name is Timmy because he identifies his female Peter
Pan won't let Timmy be one of his lost boys. Instead,
he offers to let Timmy be a magical fairy who
gets quote pixie dust so heroin every time he does

(01:34:38):
what he's supposed to do. The special effects team even
gave tinker Bell dekaying flesh and track marks on her arms.
But the director says, quote, this is not a villain
at all. They're brainwashed. They don't know any other way.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Anybody who ever watched that winn of the Pooh, Blood
and Honey, no.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
No interest.

Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
How do she is this? Maria Shriver used to be
married to Arnold schwartz Negger. She used to make her
kids stand up out of respect when she entered a room.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Lady, Okay, that is over the top, Like I understand, yes, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
No, ma'am so like like we don't operate that way
in our house obviously, Like my son's calling my wife bruh.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
Right, you must stand when I entered.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Yeah, but like when she walked into a room, the
whole rule was that that you would have to stand,
And I guess they still do it, like the Queen.

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
Royalty.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
They want inheritance.

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
Here's one of my pipe peeves. I believe that if
you were sitting down and you're about to meet or
greet somebody, you should stand up.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
I hate it when you meet somebody and they're sitting
down and they just kind of hold their arm up
to shake your hand.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
I'm like, stand up.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Well for the ladies, unless you're on the opposite side.
Like let's just say you're at a restaurant and somebody
walks in, right and you're on you know those side
the tables that have like a booth on the one side,
and you're on the three person side and you're like
in the middle or something where it's not easy to
get up. In that case, it's fine, of course, and
then people know that it obviously it's hard difficult for yes.

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
Yeah right.

Speaker 5 (01:36:11):
I just feel like if you're at a four top
and somebody comes up and you all stand up, you're
absolutely a mafia boss.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Yeah. So yeah, I thought that was pretty douchey. Yeah,
make your kids stand it's creepy. And how about this
one the people of a ranker. They're having people vote
on who would be the greatest boy band of all time?

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
And here's what the top five looks like so far.
Sammy this is really your wheelhouse. Yeah, Backstreet Boys are
number one.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
Boo.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
Oh my god. Well no, it's all based on votes also,
I mean by the by the numbers, they are like
the biggest. In Sync number two boo.

Speaker 6 (01:36:46):
I mean like, yes, in Sync should be number one.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
Kids on the Block is number three, good one direction
at number four. Boys to Men in number five. I've
never I didn't ever really consider them to be like
a boy band.

Speaker 6 (01:37:00):
They were, they were, for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
I always consider them like R and B group.

Speaker 10 (01:37:05):
Yeah, they consider themselves a boy band. There's a documentary
with them. Yeah, they consider themselves like the original because
when they were casting I think for or looking for
people for Backstreet Boys and in Sync, it was literally
like the signs were basically saying they were looking for
white boys to men.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
Yeah, but I think I think it became something, you know,
like boy bands became something different with Backstreet Boys and
in Sync. Sure, like if because Boys to Men was huge, right,
and you want to do something where you have like
a few dudes or whatever, you know, singing, But it
really became that over the top bubble because they were
never like bubble gum yeahcatures. They had huge songs that

(01:37:41):
were all over all the radio stations, but they were
never like they were never like the kind of poppy
bubble gum Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:37:47):
Stuff of in sync are ridiculous when you really listen
to them as the same as boys to men, and
if you ask boys to men, they considered themselves a boy.

Speaker 5 (01:37:56):
Yeah, Sammy, I saw a here a job on that
and they said too, like, you don't understand being like
black artists. At that point, we had to be crossover artists.
We had to start as hip hop. Everyone else is
just a boy band, right.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
The Jonas Brothers are eighth on the list. BTS is tenth,
new edition thirteen, Hanson at number fifteen, O Town at
number eighteen. Okay, and if you want to vote and
make your voice heard, you can do that right now.
Ranker dot com. Sammy where they're not on the list
at all. This is yeah, Rob Yeah, where's LFO? You

(01:38:26):
know that one hit wonder.

Speaker 4 (01:38:28):
Say We're gonna It's Shiver Day.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
We're gonna sit the like it's Shiver Day, and you
know we don't do what other LFO song would?

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
I know?

Speaker 6 (01:38:40):
Girl on TV that's besides Summer Girls.

Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
Right now, because I'm looking in the system and we
have uh here in our building. We have a pop station,
we have a soccer mom station, and we have like
a like a light like a light FM conversation. And
there's only one song in here from LFO and that's
Summer Girls. Okay, I think we probably put that in
there for a throwback Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
But Sammy's right, the girl on TV wasn't really good.

Speaker 10 (01:39:05):
That was about Jennifer Love Hewitt and she was in.

Speaker 6 (01:39:07):
The music video Thank you all right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Your celebrity birthday is for this Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
Julia Louis dreyfuss, Elaine on Seinfeld, also from VEEP sixty four. Today,
Orlando bloom is he still with Katy Perry?

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Yeah, yeah, God, how annoying must that be? What do
you mean she's annoying?

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
Maybe you know what she is. She's a tryhard Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
I mean maybe for television, but I mean if you're
around her, she's cool. Forty eight years old.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
Orlando bloom Is Today got Natalia Dyer, who's Nancy Wheeler
on Stranger Things. She's thirty, Patrick Dempsey McDreamy, doctor Derek
Shepard on Graves Anatomy, who's fifty nine. Shanda Rimes, who
created Gray's Anatomy, also How to Get Away with Murder
and Scandal. She's fifty five. Nicole Eggert from Baywatch is

(01:39:53):
fifty three. Trace Atkins he is six foot seven. He's
a Grammy winning country singer. He gave us Honky tonk,
Badonka donk Yeah, and and fun fact he survived being
shot in the heart and lungs by his second wife.
Oh wam. He's sixty three years old today. And then
you got mother f and William hung forty two, and

(01:40:17):
he's probably got more money than all of us combined.
Your porn of birthday today. And she is Chestina, just Chestina, Yeah,
chest please tell you Cellistina Blooms. Cellstina Blooms, a Romanian
porn slut. She's been entered more times than the publisher's

(01:40:39):
clearing house sweep steaks. Her resume includes sixty nine fine
tail including Greg Lesbian office seductions.

Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
I will watch that tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
She was in A Long and Very Hard Day's Work,
Volume one. She was amazing in the Classic Whole Goal.
She was also in Miss bloom Ditches Chess Tournament to
Bang and who can forget her unforgettable role in My
Stepbrother put his penis in a gingerbread house.

Speaker 7 (01:41:09):
Every day, something new with that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
Kids are curious.

Speaker 3 (01:41:13):
That's cell Astina Blooms twenty six years old today, and
that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
is a Monday morning look at what is happening in
the world of entertainment.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
We're gonna take a.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
Quick break, will come back show join fun all right,
time to wrap up and get the hell out of here,
and ybody, let's go. There's two different podcasts, Full show
podcasts which everything nuts the bolts beginning to end, and
then there's also the Highlight the podcast. It's about you know,
fifteen somewhere between fifteen and thirty minutes, depending on what
we have. Yeah, it's just like kind of the best

(01:41:45):
of the day kind of thing. So whichever one you prefer,
you can find it right there at the Woody Show
dot com. Went through all the weekend cheers and jeers
stuff today, all the trending news.

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Heads like, you know whatever, it's a Monday show. Yeah right,
getting back in the swing things. We've got a lot
of fun today. Get caught up on the podcas Cast
coming up for you tomorrow Tuesday. Ask a mortician.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
Oh, I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:05):
We had a conversation recently about this. Bort's wife is
a mortician, and we were saying, how like she could
do other people's makeup, like if the girls are going out,
but like her friend would have to lay down for
her to be able to do it, because that's the
way she knows how to do other people's makeup. Anyway,
So Gina has this person, he's a mortician, answering a

(01:42:28):
bunch of these different questions. The question So we've always
been really curious about some of this stuff, and we
get bits and pieces from Bort. But I mean, you know,
his wife's pretty buttoned up, you know, Yeah, she's a professional. Oh,
this person will tell you everything. So ask a mortician. Menaces,
word of the Day, that and more tomorrow Tuesday here
on the WOODI Show. In the meantime, leave us a
message on the after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woody.

(01:42:51):
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody, Greg Gory partying
words to wisdom.

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
Please.

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
Yeah, it's pretty interesting. The whole I before E except
after c thing has been disproven by science.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Getting that was a thing? Here for a second for
us some people.

Speaker 4 (01:43:10):
Love them.

Speaker 6 (01:43:10):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
Yeah, okay, it took me a second to get.

Speaker 4 (01:43:15):
Yeah, I just thought that was it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Now I'm getting I know, right, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
You know we'd love it to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
you back here on Tuesday. Have a great day. S
M D double M. Quit this bitch.