FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 14th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:27):
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Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning everybody, Woody. Today is Tuesday. It's January
the fourteenth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That
is Greg Gory Menace, Good morning to you. Good morning Woody,
Gina Grant.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Sea Bass, good morning. Sammy is here.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
We got Bort Morgan, our associate producer, von our video producer.
We are the Woodi Show. We got the phones open
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(01:23):
Medici's word of the Day coming up, the first word
from the new year, the new calendar, the brand new
chare to learn. And also Gina has something for us
because we were talking about this recently. Bort's wife is
a mortician. Awesome, and we're talking about how like people
will ask her to do makeup and stuff, and she
can't do makeup on somebody who's sitting up right, So

(01:45):
she will have her friend like lay down and then
you do the makeup perfectly. I mean, I guess whatever works.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
And so this sparked all these questions.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
So I found a mortician and an autopsy tech that
are going to answer these questions for us.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Oh see, pretty cool, yeah, creepy. Well, I mean Greg
thinks about death all the time too, and yeah, but
at the same time, like you're not a fan of
the open caskets things like that band?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Absolutely a Jew, we don't.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Do Yeah, we don't do open caskets.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
What do you mean we Jews? Oh, Jews?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, become a Jew.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
We don't like a family rule or something.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Anyway, So that's that's coming up this morning here on
the Woodie Show, among other things I'm sure we'll stumble into.

Speaker 7 (02:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
So today, January fourteenth, we're one month away from Valentine's Day. Well, hey,
heads up, we are officially one month away from Valentine's Day.

Speaker 8 (02:35):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh whoa already? Thank god?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
That is not a big deal in my household. Oh really,
Oh my god, I see, wife doesn't expect no, no
anniversaries and Valentine's Day we do not do.

Speaker 8 (02:49):
What about the milestone anniversaries Yeah, fifteen Oh you mean like,
well we will go like, oh, like this year we
will be married sixteen years.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, and but we're always on our trip to Mexico
at that time, so it's just like happy anniversary.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, that's right, the same time we go.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
Anywhay, there's somebody in this room who I guarantee loves
Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Besides Greg, I don't really like it.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
It's not me, and I bet.

Speaker 9 (03:12):
You that is what's wrong with Valentine's.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I was thinking.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
I was thinking, No, I'm not setting that up.

Speaker 9 (03:19):
I'm not huge on Valentine's dying in the sense of
I don't want to go out. I don't want to
go to a dinner, but I'd rather stay in.

Speaker 10 (03:26):
Yeah, I mean for friends and stuff, because I you
know friends. Yeah, Like I'm saying, like, if you were
going to hang out with your friends, are like do
Valentine's or whatever? Like I love that. Every year I
watch You've got mail, I get poky. If I have
sold around, will you know we can get little Valentine's.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Or you're going where I'm going.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Does it make you sad that you're not going to
have a lover this year?

Speaker 9 (03:48):
No, because I never associated it with that.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
And how do you know she doesn't have a lover,
because you're just assuming that she just brought up friends
that's why.

Speaker 10 (03:55):
Okay, well well yeah, but I'm just saying in general,
like my mom always got us like Valentines, Like we'd
wake up.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
In the morning on children.

Speaker 9 (04:04):
Yeah, but I'm saying like there would be candy and
all this stuff and whatever.

Speaker 10 (04:07):
It's like any other holiday to me that you would
celebrate because holidays are fun.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Well, we would also go to school and everybody would
exchange like those that's.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Awesome, crappy, Yeah, like, yeah, they're together Valentine's but you
were forced.

Speaker 8 (04:23):
To give everybody one. It wasn't we.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Were Oh you didn't.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
We weren't forced to give you.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
God to make your own Valentine's card mailbox.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, I alway to have that either.

Speaker 9 (04:33):
And the Valentines with the lollipop attached.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
For the bus. I know you can get a Ninja
turtle one away.

Speaker 9 (04:39):
It was always fun to see all the cute little Valentines.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I just remember all the pressure of like, uh huh,
it's just all hokey. I just I just remember the
pressure of like, you know, I'm going in and I
had that like Valentine for that one chick, you know,
and uh, you know, hers was not much different from
the other ones, obviously, but it's like secret message, but

(05:01):
you wanted to see if you were going to get
one from her.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
It's very the Simpsons with what's his name, Ralph h.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I choose you.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
There's a picture of a train on it. It's his
be my Valentine.

Speaker 9 (05:14):
There's a bee on it.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I get it. I was in school. My mom's a floris,
so I mean it's been always been a huge and
uh she always hooked me up with like bags and
bags of roses. So oh chicks.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Now we were just like a year. We go like
whatever the time was, like a km Mart or you know,
place like that, and just get the boxes of Valentine,
those horrible chalky hearts.

Speaker 8 (05:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (05:44):
See what it sounds like you almost put like too
much pressure on Valentine's Day when you were younger to
have like the one Valentine for the girl and whatever
that that would have been a stressful thing, and I'll
find Valentine's Day fun either that's the case.

Speaker 8 (05:57):
You're just traumatized.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
No, it wasn't. It wasn't funs Like valente Time's Day
for me is right in there with all those other
days that I hate, those days of obligation.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I don't like the half to stuff, and that's not
just Valentine's Day or whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't like the have tos like.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Well, like you said about Christmas presents, Yes, I want
people to do something or whatever because they want to,
Like I don't want to do it just because it's
this day. Like all right, so your anniversary or Valentine's Day,
you should do nice things for your partner throughout the year,
like you should need that day to, you know, to
remind each other that you love each other. Yeah, you know,
it just seems kind of tacky with like the red

(06:31):
hearts and the big teddy bears and yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
It's it's it's it's gaudy and.

Speaker 8 (06:35):
A proposal on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah yuck.

Speaker 10 (06:41):
I Actually, with my ex, our first date was Valentine's Day,
the first day.

Speaker 9 (06:45):
Day, which we didn't want to.

Speaker 10 (06:50):
Do it because it was the only day that we
were both available for like a two week span, and
it was like, well to this day, or we're not.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Gonna have to do me while you had to do
like an overpriced prefix menu out.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
No.

Speaker 9 (07:01):
No, he was like, because I that's what I said.

Speaker 10 (07:03):
We're not going to even find a place to go
even though this is the only day, and we won't
make it weird, just be like regular. And he said,
I got a place, and we did. We went to
a sushi place that was not packed, and it.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Was very It wasn't he like a restaurant manager or
something like that, because he could easily get a Yeah. Yeah,
it's just all this industry folk, you.

Speaker 9 (07:20):
Know, so it would have been very weird.

Speaker 10 (07:22):
You still wanted it to be regular for a first
date and not a whole Valentine State thing.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
And look now that turned out.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah. Yeah, they're saying it got too much pressure.

Speaker 9 (07:31):
It wasn't though. Well yeah we still ended up getting married, But.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
There was no.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
I wasn't the thing about it when I say pressure,
It was just like, oh, I wonder because you're always like,
do you look me used to know, you know, and
uh yeah, I remember, man.

Speaker 7 (07:47):
I can one up that I had a first date
that was a wedding.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Oh wow, like this one rental plus my plus one.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
Yeah, first date, I said, Hey, my friend's having his
wedding and was in town. It was closed, you know,
like a hotel, low key sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
And so how how did that go?

Speaker 7 (08:05):
We were We stayed friendly for quite some time. We
hooked up couple of times and noise.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, it was positive, free meal and drinks at a wedding.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
How did you introduce her to people that night?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (08:14):
I told him, yeah, this is my plus one day. Yeah,
people with me it was. It wasn't family, it was
my friends, so they know all my shanigans.

Speaker 9 (08:20):
How did you first.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Meets my latest slam?

Speaker 10 (08:23):
Yeah, that you decided it would be a good idea
to invite her to a wedding where she could act
appropriate and you could trust her.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
It must have been an online dating thing.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
This was so you hadn't even met her. No, she
could have gone way side after a couple of drinks.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
It was friends. Because family, you probably wouldn't have done that, right, No, no, no, yeah,
but because it was friends, my friends expect that kind
of crap from me. Yeah, like he's going to bring
some rando, some rando slam to this wedding.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
She got waste embarbed on the floor. Yeah, I would
pull that with family with friends. Yeah, we were talking about
We do it all the time. We go to like
we go to like a formal, which for folks who
don't know, is like a FRATS version of like your
annual homecoming dance or whatever. But that's usually a trip,
so it's a it's a choice. Like we got out
a Daytona or New Orleans back from from Atlanta, and

(09:10):
a lot of times they show up. The challenge was
get a date when you show up. Don't bring a
date with you if you don't have a girlfriend or whatever.
So we we One guy pulled like a lifeguard from
the local swim park.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
I kept threatening that.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
I was going to hire a prostitute. I never I was.
I was too chicken, didn't want to money.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, and then so so this I'm getting accused. This
wasn't like what they call a dog fight, no pig party.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Yeah, but come on, please, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
You couldn't.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
You can't get away with that in the modern social media.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
That's not we're not talking about the modern social media
we're talking like Sea Bass was in the.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
But when they all show up and they all realize,
they're all like two's put it together.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
I've never I honestly, even even when I was there,
it wasn't even a conversation because you would get in trouble.
You would Oh yeah, university found out about that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Oh hell I was talking to.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
I went back to for homecoming this year and we
did like a rugby alumni game, and there's a female
rugby club that's in trouble. Of course, it was over
some somebody took a photo of like some nineteen year
old drinking beer, put it up on Snapchat or whatever,
and university finds out and then you get suspended or
on probation or whatever.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Yeah, but dog fights, I mean not like the actual
dogs fighting, but it was just like the challenge was
whoever could bring the the most unfortunate looking person.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
You really liked this person.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
Well, but see the problem is someone someone's gonna post
something somewhere, Someone's gonna snitch. Yeah, not only will the
university come down on you, but your your your your
national frat chapter will certainly suspend you because they don't
want that po.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah, Yeah, Dinner Schmucks was the music.

Speaker 7 (11:03):
Well, dinner with Schmucks is the like with the nicer,
the non sexual version. Yeah, okay, bring this dumb people,
bring big the dumbests. Find a dumb idiot and bring
him to dinner. We'll put them in front.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Of each other.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh right, I'm available for me. Let's go.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
You had me at free mail. Yeah, it's for yeah
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up with
the text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
The show Fuck, It's like just these fat people standing there.
Who are you? Fard knockers?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I didn't be them. I still got a Woody.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
And we are into another new hour in sensitivity training,
pray politically correct world. It's like tesday.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, January the fourteen for Real.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Twenty twenty five. I'm Woodie. That's Greig Gory. Hey Menace,
good morning to you.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Good morning is here?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
You got see bass, You've got Sammy phones are opening
at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
You can text us.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Send your text over to two to nine eight seven,
coming up to sour. We always have a curiosity about
a number of things, like Greg always wonders about death
and oh god, I wish I didn't when it's going
to happen to him. And we've even talked about, like,
have you ever had that weird thought about like somebody
that you know, who you know, passed away years ago,

(12:32):
years and had that weird dark thought about more of
it curiosity and do you want to say that?

Speaker 8 (12:38):
I mean that like I wonder, Oh god, it's so
let's say you have somebody that you know that died,
let's say three years ago. Do you ever wonder, like
I wonder what they look like?

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah, now, like if you like you've never had that thought? Now,
I never once when.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
You go to a cemetery. Unfortunately, sorry, Unfortunately, I just
like think about the last time I saw them, and
then sometimes that's why I don't like open cast.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
I just say, that's why a lot of people like
Greg don't like the viewing.

Speaker 8 (13:07):
It's traumatizing.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah, I mean, Sammy's a freaking psycho. She's the one
that's always thinking about, uh.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
If I saw this cliff or whatever, I should just.

Speaker 10 (13:18):
You know, oh yeah, just what if to see what
happens like that maybe I'm walking at them all And
I jumped from the second story.

Speaker 9 (13:25):
Down before I get it.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Maybe I get it.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
We've heard that before, Like she said that before.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
It's like an impulse control question.

Speaker 10 (13:32):
The only thing stopping me from doing this is me.
That's a wild thought.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
So much power, yeah or something. Yeah, it's so weird.
I do have a question though, with Greg and Greg
when at what age did you start obsessing about that?

Speaker 8 (13:50):
That's a great question or has that always been a thing?
I'm it's probably the first time I went to an
open casket funeral and in my teens.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (13:59):
Yeah, because it's just right in your face.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
And so you know, we've done here to defend yourself
where we have people like chiropractors or pharmacists, ho a,
people who have like called in and we get to
ask a bunch of questions because you know, it's something
we don't get.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
This we get, we're just curious about it.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
And so Gina because she watches a lot of that
true crime crap and there's always stuff about like, you know, uh,
autopsies and the work of morticians. We talked about Bart's
wife is a mortician, and you know, we mentioned you know,
some of the stuff that we've heard, you know, just
talking to bort and it's like it's always wow. I
don't First of all, I don't know how people do

(14:38):
those jobs, don't know it. But Gina has some stuff
to share with us. It's ask a mortician and there's
another guy who is.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
A very like a tech exactly, and boy do they
have answers. Be careful what you ask.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Because they will tell you what I mean, it's like
fascinating stuff. Yeah, we watched like those autopsy shows and it's.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Going to affect every single one of us.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Right, So Gina has those clips coming for coming up
for us eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit us
out with the text over to two to nine eight seven,
take the break, think about maybe what Grandma looks like today?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Greg said it not me.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
I don't get mad at Greg's the one that was
wondering then, Yeah, so weird. Yeah, I'm I have thought
about it, yeah, and yeah, and it's not I don't know.
I feel yeah, I feel bad for even wondering. But
it's just that curiosity, right, like.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
What are you doing?

Speaker 6 (15:32):
And it's almost a way to like keep you in reality,
Like you said, you kind of you kind of get
the open casket.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
I don't know the reason for the for the thought
is just having the thought.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
Well me, it reminds me like, oh yeah, this person's gone,
you know, like it just it just it just does.

Speaker 11 (15:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
But nine, I've had that thought, thank you?

Speaker 8 (15:50):
All right?

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Not a lot, I know, I know for a fact
we're not love. This one says, I'm just like Greg
when it comes to death. I guess thinking about it
a lot for one two text and over.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
And I late between not caring at all and being terrified.
Is that weird?

Speaker 8 (16:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I got off that those oil based I do too
hard to clean up. I remember, like you used to
be kind of a hermit though. Was that because you're
afraid of death? He didn't want to go outside? But
now you're more yellow? Is it because you want to live?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Like right?

Speaker 8 (16:18):
Yeah exactly, yeah exactly. Like just accentuate the positive, all right.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
So our morbid curiosity gets the best of us. Next
on The Woody Show, all right, welcome back, Greg Nis. Yo,
there's Sammy.

Speaker 8 (16:37):
Is here.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Good morning, Gina, good morning, here to uh run us
through some of this audio that she has. Now we
were talking about this recently with made mentioned that Bord's
wife is a mortician. Does she ever have like like
I mean, I guess everybody has dreams about work, Like
in radio, I know, the big dream is like that
you are off the air. It's they call the dead

(16:58):
air dream, and like no matter what you do, no
matter what button you pushed them like, you can't get
nothing works, You can't get back on the air. Like
I guess everybody would dream about work.

Speaker 12 (17:08):
Yeah, I mean, I just had a dream the other
night that I overslept all the way through work and
nobody even tried to wake me up for it.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
So yeah too.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
But I'm like your wife, like she's dealing with dead
bodies and stuff all the time. That I guess that
would be like an automatic nightmare. Does she ever tell
you about like dreams about work?

Speaker 8 (17:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (17:26):
Yeah, Usually it's some kind of nightmare related thing of
her being stuck in a situation like maybe in the
crematory or maybe something at graveside, but something kind of
a situation you wouldnt want to be stuck in, like
all of a sudden they sit up, Yeah, crematory on
you know, things happen in a crematory when gases are released,

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so maybe they do sit up.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
But can you imagine. No, man, I'm good. So okay,
so what are what are her wishes?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Like? Would she want to be buried or creaming?

Speaker 4 (18:01):
So when you're around this stuff, I ask people like
there's a guy I know he owns like a chain
of mattress stores, Like, all right, dude, you can sleep
on anything because you know everything about all this stuff.
Which one, what do you what do you have at home?

Speaker 13 (18:12):
Like?

Speaker 4 (18:12):
I always want to know from people, like tell me
what you would go and tell me she's seen all
this stuff. Do you like what her final wishes? Buried, cremation.

Speaker 12 (18:20):
I think for a long time she was going with burial,
but I think over the last couple of years she
switches to just cremation.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yeah, I learned.

Speaker 6 (18:28):
This isn't in the uh, this isn't in the questions.
But I learned what a sky burial is?

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Sky burial.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Or something you think so, but it's actually way more
boring and grotesque. It's leaving your body on like a
high hilltop.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
So vultures just Jersey, there's a place when they're doing
research to see about decomposition and bodies. It's a body farm. Yes,
have you heard about that?

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Bury you under a tree?

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Or they put you in different places, like sometimes it
is under a tree, sometimes it's deep in wool's. Other
times it's just out in the middle of the field
or some halfway buried and they and they have it
all plotted out and then they go by and you
can see pictures of this online body farm. It's it's creepy.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
It's not fun.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
It's creepy. What about so, like.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Can Jews be cremated?

Speaker 14 (19:16):
Now?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
No Jews.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
It's like within like I don't know hours, no embalming,
no open casket, pine box, you know, go to the cemetery,
funeral and you're well, that's more of a preference.

Speaker 12 (19:30):
I I've heard some intense Jews that are like it, right,
the Jews, anything touches us, we cannot be buried.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
That's not technically true. It mostly came that came about
after the Holocaust. But it's more of a it's more
of a no no. But in general, I mean, come on,
we all have those jobs, like you're not supposed to
cut into your body please?

Speaker 8 (19:50):
Yeah, yeah, we all have them.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
I do, and everyone I know does very cremation. Russian
Orthodox you have to be buried, buried, menace.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Buried, buried, going buried.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
I'm going to create such the grease fire smelt village
Buried Buried.

Speaker 7 (20:09):
I will be donating my body, designing that track, my
body thus far to science the body.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, see that that track.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Anyways, we were wondering all these different things, and uh
so Gina went and found these clips and one person
is a mortician and then the other person.

Speaker 15 (20:26):
Is a h autopsy tech autopsy text.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
And they're both big in this space. So the mortician
is Victor M. Sweeney and maybe your wife has heard
of him. He's kind of a big deal. He's a
licensed funeral director and mortician and kind of like this
rock star on YouTube who.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Was the autopsy guy that was on those shows all
the time. Remember like white Hair Glasses, Celebrity autopsy.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Doctor kind of looked like Doc Brown.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Doctor was a Bose or something something like that. Know
what you mean, you know what we're talking about, right,
he did all those autopsy shows.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
Well, this guy's younger and kind of has that sexy
like talk nerdy to me vibe and he gets like
crez like nine million views.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Doctor Boden, Nice, Doctor Michael Boden done well.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
He often answers people's questions on these segments that are
produced from wire or wired and I've picked a few
of the ones that get the most attention, and I
figure this is what people want to know most. So
first of all, Victor Sweeney answers the question how do
you fit a fat person in a casket?

Speaker 8 (21:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
How do you fit them? Well?

Speaker 8 (21:30):
Uh got a larger casket, like I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
A lot of people were like, do you remove limbs.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Like Pam cooking ska Exactly.

Speaker 16 (21:36):
So, we actually have caskets that are made by our
manufacturer to be oversized. Typically when someone passes away, if
they're larger, will measure them at their elbows because those
tend to be the parts that stick out, the furthest
and then determine what width of casket we will need
to give them a more comfortable appearance where people are actually.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Really buried, like in piano cases. You would hear that
I heard about due he was so big he had
to be buried in a piano case.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Exactly. Yeah, they go oversize.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
Googled it and the first result oversized caskets for extra
space and dignity. It would be like the stay puff
Marshall elements when you just get like a regular sized
casket and just like open up the extension zippers.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Those also are not just available. There's not a stockpile,
a special order. But as society gets fatter, maybe they.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Did right and be prepared for sticker shock on those.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
A lot of women want to know, do you put
bras on corpses? We don't want to wear a bra
for all eternity, And Victor is going to answer that.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Okay, I would think like when things stiffen up, maybe
they kind of stay in place.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
It's just sacks of fat though.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Like I don't know, like bibble mortis or something.

Speaker 16 (22:47):
We do put bras on if the family requests, And
the reality is I probably put on more bras than
I have taken.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Off, you know.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Okay, way to make it sexy?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Can I request Frederick's of Hollywood?

Speaker 5 (23:03):
I don't do whatever.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
Basically, your family wants to let them know, like enough,
which can.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
We bury grandma with? We wanted to be ready when
she sees Grandpa.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yeah, she loves those chats.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
She's really missed it. Want lace sun?

Speaker 8 (23:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Well, bored, I bet you have. You have answers for
this too. But a lot of people want to know.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
Essentially, you know, when you die, like the color literally
drains out of your face, You're getting gray.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
How do you get a corpse to look less dead?

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Yeah, that's the thing of that, I'm sure one of
the things that greg other than the fact that the
person is dead. But you're not a fan of uh
like wakes no open cast traumatizing. The first one I
ever went to was when a friend of mine we
were seventeen at the time, and he got killed in
a car crash and it was an open casket funeral.
He gets so much makeup on that he was pure orange.

(23:50):
It traumatized me.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh decade, Well, the same thing happened to me. And
then they had to put it like a veil over.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Oh my goodness that yeah, like why.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
Use like a wax for bullet holes and stuff. But
in general, this guy tries to keep it fairly now, yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Because like for me, I don't mind the open casket
because in a weird way, when I'm at a funeral,
there is a sense of disbelief like is this person
like prove it?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
And so like when you when you.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Go in there and there's a viewing and you see
the person, even though it doesn't really look like them,
it's you know, some I mean, you know it's them,
but it you know, like you said, there's a very
there's a difference to the complexion, there's a difference to
the color.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
And I don't want to be a jerk.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
But if everyone says they just look like they're sleeping,
then that's still like, you know, they don't look dead.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yeah, but I mean again, like I don't know. For me,
I find I see it. I find some weird even
though it is odd, I find some weird comfort.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Okay, it's not weird.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So how do you get dead
people to look dead?

Speaker 8 (24:48):
Dead?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 16 (24:49):
All the makeup we use is actually formulated for dead people,
so it's made to go on cold skin as opposed
to warm skin like regular makeup. And we have a
deceased loved one, they're going to look very, very pale.
So when we put in the red blood, the red
fluid rather, that's actually going to pink them up in
some ways and make them look a little bit more alive.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
So special makeup you look at you porn in the
background there, like.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Special makeup for cold skin. And when they drain you.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
They put basically red kool aid back in you to
make it look a little more lifelike.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
That makes sense.

Speaker 8 (25:21):
Yeah, that's so weird.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
I know.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Now let's move on to the it's so weird. Yeah,
I mean, hey, but you know what it's uh, it's
part of life, right, what you want to happen.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
I think really the most important thing is just make
sure people know what you want exactly.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
You know, you don't want to be like the last
thing I think I would want. I don't want the cost.
I don't want the family to have the cost of
like a casket really yeah, oh yeah, and like a
like a burial site and all that. That's why I said,
like you can just cremate me. You can put me
in a like a shopping bag or whatever, and then
whenever the next trash day is, you could put me on. Yeah,
if you want to keep a little like if my

(25:57):
wife wanted to keep like a little like tablespoon or
something or whatever.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Fine, can we all have something, we all have somebody
if you want, that would be so fun, give it out,
that would be that would be fun. Give it out
as party at the funeral.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
I don't want to I heard about some something similar.
We're a family did like with the immediate family, they
like you know, cousins and you know they gave like
some kind of like trinket, like.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
A something that.

Speaker 12 (26:24):
Yeah, right, so yeah you've heard that right port Yeah. Yeah,
they could do it in like necklaces or rings or
something like that.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
I think you can make diamonds out of them too,
Yeah you can.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
We have some more. We have some from this person's
autopsy tech. So there's mortician and the autopsy tech. We're
learning something this morning. Ask an autopsy tech. We'll get
into that audio coming up next to her on the
Woody show.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Smart he.

Speaker 8 (26:56):
Make a smart idiot?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
What come on, Greg? That's good run.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
I knew drunk Rob.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
You'll meet them is the best.

Speaker 8 (27:07):
But you'll meet them something.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Yeah, you'll meet them anyway. So we are learning something.
We are becoming smart. We had some of those clips
from that mortician about like do you put bras on corpses?
How do you fit a fat person into a casket?

Speaker 8 (27:22):
Make up?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
How do you get dead people to look less dead?

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, blastem has red dyes.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Now there's that, but then there's also people who are
autopsy techs.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Yeah, this one I.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
Would say is almost a little more gruesome, just because
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
They're they're really down there in the basement.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
But it really truly is a morbid curiosity. Absolutely, and
that's why you watch those shows I had mentioned, like
what was his name, doctor Bowden, and they were all
those different like you know how they figured out X,
Y Z, And it's just by taking these people apart.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Well, and let's put it this way.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
The mortician didn't seem to use this, but the autopsy
tech he was showing his tools.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
It was a very visual element. They use like hedge
clippers to crack your ribcage.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
Really yeah, like like he's like everyone thinks it's bolt cutters,
but here it's like hedge clipper.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
So this guy is super popular. He's a tech in
Little Rock, Arkansas. He goes by on Instagram at Big
Lead seventy.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Three, Big Lead led.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Yeah he has five hundred and seventy seven thousand followers,
and yeah, I got into him.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
I'm saying, people are interested in this stuff.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
Very He answers the craziest questions. But there's stuff that
we all want to know. We talked about bras, but
let's go downtown. Okay, do you guys want to take
a guess at this? Do you think they take out
tampons at a female corpses?

Speaker 10 (28:36):
I would think so, yes, yeah, But then also why
like why are you going through?

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Like why are you digging around?

Speaker 9 (28:44):
Right exactly? You could just leave it and it'd be fine.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
I would think they had to remove anything and everything
that's not like part of the body. I don't think, like,
you know, any kind of like uh, you know, like killings,
not feelings, but you know what I mean. But there
was like you know, you got to tamp on it.
You take you take that out.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Think, well, let's fine, Yeah, I'll remove that.

Speaker 11 (29:02):
If you have one in is that got to remove
all this stuff from the inside all that comes out.
So there's a tampon in there, I'll remove it.

Speaker 8 (29:12):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh god, he sounds weird. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:14):
I don't like that voice. I don't like it's not
appropriate for this sort of talk.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Oh he's a he's an eccentric guy.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
I like him.

Speaker 15 (29:21):
Here's a weird If I use my I'll I'll get
it out of there. Search and Restaurant. Oh god, do
you guys think dead people fart?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Yes, well, I mean it's probably not a I mean
it's gas, right, Farts are gas, not like a fart
fart maybe just from yeah, I mean because it was.
Here's the question. Do people really take a dump when
they die? Like, do people like their bowels really relax
that much that it just all of a sudden just

(29:53):
falls out, Like you've heard that before someone dies, they poop, Yeah, farting,
I assume just because there's so much gas. Okay, I
will say yes, I'll say.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Yes around, yes, all right, let's see.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
No, it is true.

Speaker 11 (30:07):
You have good bacteria bad bacteria to balance out while
you're alive, but then when you pass away, the bad
bacteria takes over, starts to pretty much decompose you.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
You start to melt, you start to turn into gas.

Speaker 11 (30:19):
So your body starts to swell up and it has
to go somewhere, so it either comes out the attic
or comes out the basement.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
But it does.

Speaker 8 (30:25):
Happen, so it can come out your mouth.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
What if you're just sitting in there, it's just you
and a corpse in like a basement, and.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
It just starts oh yeah, like or what if you're
just like at work, right, you're working.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
In the uh you know, the.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
The morgue and from the cross room and just you
and dead bodies in there. I know, right, Oh, at
least it would be funny, all right, which corpse?

Speaker 6 (30:55):
Yeah, well you wanted to know about uh poop? Right, yeah, Okay,
let's just let's just see what he has to say
about it. We're going to ask Big Lad seventy three.
What's the worst part of his job?

Speaker 4 (31:09):
The worst thing about being an autopsy tech. Here's poop.
I don't like pooooo.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
I know it's part of my job.

Speaker 13 (31:17):
Pop.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
You know, you always had that one thing at your
job that you don't like. Mine would be.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Everybody.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
He added that I'm talk to a lot of these.
I couldn't play because the music was so distracting.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
But yes, I'm a.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Program by the way, that'll strip all that out of it.
I do that for a lot of our clips. Oh yeah,
because the music is so like what they have to
say is actually pretty interesting. They've made it so annoying
and distracting with the music that they put for their
stupid social media account stuff.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
Oh that's good to know, you know, because of that,
you like the last one. But Apparently everybody does poop
when they die.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Yeah, or at least when they're going through there. I
would imagine, like you mean, things come.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Out well when you die, like everything in your body
uses everything, right.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Imagine death after a chili cook off.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Yeah, you died at the chili cookoff. So even in death,
we're embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
There's no dignity in that.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yes, they're double looking at your pean exactly while you're
farting and pooping.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
And by the way, there's no more blood, so like
you don't have the U you don't have the benefit
of blood rushing down there, right, so no fluff, so
it looks so it looks even more danky, unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
Now we talked about tampons. This is for the autopsy tech.
Do you think there's any reason for them to remove testicles?

Speaker 8 (32:35):
Reason?

Speaker 6 (32:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Do you think they remove them for pleasure?

Speaker 7 (32:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:39):
I mean maybe because don't think they weigh like all
the different organs and stuff, right, So like filing, I'm
saying that once they take something out like maybe like
if they're trying to determine like some kind of like
I don't know, cancer, like something of the weight or
the size of if it's related to coyah in general.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I would say to make a necklace, and.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
They do, say, like in your like chest cavity. They
do take all those organs out and put them in
a bag and then put them back.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
In your chest. Yeah, it's human giblet.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
God, let's find out if they do in fact remove
the testicles.

Speaker 11 (33:11):
Yes, I remove the testicles so we can look for trauma,
see if there's any hamorrhage down there.

Speaker 6 (33:17):
I thought, so.

Speaker 8 (33:18):
Yeah, sorry, guys, I remove your testicles.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Oh man, I got and they put those in a
bag and they put those in your mouth everything. Yeah,
and then they use that and then they use that
glue to keep your list together. So when you're doing
the open casket thing, nobody gets nobody knows that you
have your own balls in your mouth.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
That's smart.

Speaker 10 (33:36):
There is something about the way this guy talks, though,
that makes me think it might just be him and
not necessarily every mortician.

Speaker 9 (33:42):
Like he's like, really, I remove the testicles.

Speaker 10 (33:44):
He doesn't say, as morticians, this is what we do.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I think.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
I think he's just folksy. Now there's one more.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
He's probably the most social. I think a lot of
these I looked him up and he has popped up
in my feed.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
I found the more odd the job, the more like
socially awkward the person is.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
I see it right, Like your coworkers are dead.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Correct, Like you're you're doing the autopsies or whatever. So
it's not like a real team sports slash effort, you know.
The mortician like, yeah, then you have to have a
certain like you have to. I think you have to
have a certain quirk to be able to do that
job and to do these things for your dismantling bodies
and stuff. And so I think, you know, if this

(34:29):
guy is probably the most social totally of the socially awkward,
and so he's still awkward, yes, and he's still socially awkward,
but he's.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
The most normal.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
He's the spokes He's the one they send out like
all right, well here you go tell everybody what ye
In fact, he.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
Even makes like merch and like does Instagram.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
That's a copy of hoodie.

Speaker 11 (34:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
I like this guy today.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
It's a raising kines tomorrowrow.

Speaker 8 (34:57):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Oh, when you asked about keep it their mouth shut,
they go through a lot. It's not glue, it's like
almost I'm just kind of comparing it. I don't know
what the actual tools call, but it's almost one of
those like rug nail guns, like the through your mouth.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Big and then they sew it and it's.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Oh, it's a whole thing.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
Now, this is the last thing. I have not looked
it up. I don't think anyone in this room will
look it up except Sea Bass. Okay, well, I was
hoping that Sea Bass and Woody would look up the
thing that he says in this next tie because I
haven't done it. This question is, what's the scariest.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Thing you've ever seen during an autopsy?

Speaker 8 (35:38):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (35:38):
When I open you up and I see that your
colon is like an anacon a snake, It's it's huge.
That's scary to me. It's called toxic mega colon. You
don't have to google it. Warning, the pictures are terrible.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Toxic mega colon.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
I happen. It's zero interest in looking that up.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
I'm looking it up, but I don't really see what
you told me. He said.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Somebody lays down next to it and it's this, it's
longer than the person.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, you've probably got a megas heard view image like
they said that John Wayne had like forty five pounds
a turd in him.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Yeah, the ones you want to go to, the one
says view image.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, but you want disgusting more than you would think.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
No, I mean.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
It's the scariest thing he's ever seen.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
That doesn't look that scary it okay, I mean it's good,
it doesn't look it doesn't look that scary like he's
but literally said that somebody sent him a picture of
someone laying on the ground and a toxic mega colon
stretched out and it was the same size as a person.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Really, Yeah, I mean your intestines are all like how
many miles.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Of intestine that you have? Right? I think if it's
extra bloated.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
But I hope we all learned something today. This is
you know, it's a part of life, something we're all
gonna have to deal with.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
And I'm not gonna have to deal with it, that's true.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
What do you all need to do to deal with this?

Speaker 14 (36:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
I think about because people are like, oh, I'm always afraid
of death, but you won't experience it, you'll be dead.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
Well at that.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Point, you're not like, you're not the one who's there,
you know what I mean, you're involved, but you're out.
What about when you're a ghost?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Well, then that's.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Fun, come right back. Yes, you can walk through walls
and stuff. That's pretty cool. The fascination that that we
all have with death and or form is I heard
something that I obsessed about. If you have multiple siblings,
one of you will be at all the funerals, one
of you will be at none of the funeral. Yeah, well,
thank you very much. Genograt uplifting.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Unless you skiporn, you're not talking to that guy.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah more Woody shows next hang up. In the meantime,
have an existential crisis.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
I welcome back.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
We're into another new hour in insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Here on those two stayed morning. It's
January the fourteenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 8 (38:05):
My name is Woody.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Gory Menace is here? What is wood He's got a
word of the day for us. Here it's the moment
we always the word lifting word of the new year. Jimmy,
good morning to you. Morning, we got Sammy, we got
Sea Bass. Morgan is here, good morning to you, we
got bored. We got bon our video producer. If you
let's call it be part of things. Eight seven seven

(38:27):
forty four.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
What he use the phone number?

Speaker 4 (38:29):
That's eight seven seven forty four. What a text us
over to two to nine eight seven? Yeah, metas war
the day, and then we'll get some of the trending
news headlines.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
But ladies and gentlemen learn first. Let's learn. Yeah, I
feel like we've already done a lot of learning.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Yeah, a lot going you know.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
All right, So, Medace, you had always got about what
a three hundred word vocabulary at best.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
I like to, you know, bring it down a little bit.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Okay, you want to bring it down, Yeah, wants to
bring it down.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Get Soliday, yeah solid. Yeah, life has just gotten too worried.
So anyway, men is worth the day.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
We have a word of the day calendar and we
give him a page from that calendar, and all we
asked him to do is just a few things for us.
Number One, pronounce or as he would call it, burnounce
the word. There is a pronunciation guide right there for him.
And then once he does that, he's going to give
us the definition and then use it in a sentence.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
The sentence always has extra words in it.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Well yeah, yeah, that's what sentences are made up words.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
You are right about that they do.

Speaker 8 (39:34):
You have extra words in sentences, all these extra words.
I'm very confident today, I think.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
So did you ever see the word? Have you like
studying it over there?

Speaker 8 (39:43):
What I just I just handed him one and I
saw kind of great sly I put mine upside down
in front of him.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Okay, but yeah, yeah, because sometimes he truly is seeing
this word for the first time in his life. All right, men,
it's what is today's word?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Word of the day. I believe today's word is camaraderie. Wow, nice,
thank you? All right, very good. Camaraderie. I'm a fan
of prometery. The definition here we go, a spirit of

(40:24):
trust and goodwill among people closely associated in an activity
or invader invader, almost got it, endeavor?

Speaker 8 (40:37):
Sorry, there you go, all right, good boy.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Next one, a friendly feeling towards people with whom you
share an experience, or whom you work, whom you work
with with whom you work. Sorry, okay, all right, here
we go in a sense the word camaraderie. Okay. Weekly
running clubs have become a source of of jubilation in

(41:02):
camaraderie for constitutions, constituents, constituents, you know the word for
this one.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
I intentionally did not give myself one a copy of
the page. Oh yeah, yeah, because I want to hear it.
How the listener here is because too much. I'm following along.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
That's one of the here stituents, right, that is correct constituents.
Many of these athletes also use them as hook up associations.

Speaker 8 (41:32):
All right.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
They also follow a sweetie run session. Oh sorry, they
are sorry, they all They follow a sweaty run session
with a filthy cornell rope, cornell rope chorl rope.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
But I don't even know what you're trying to get
to because again I don't have a page in front
of me.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
Why don't you finish?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, whether in ut E S or effectively generated?

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Oh man, do you have any idea?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
No idea? Okay, so I got right right old on.
Let me try the last sentence when we try that.
Let's try. They follow a sweaty run session with a
filthy cornell rope, carnal carnal.

Speaker 8 (42:28):
They follow a sweaty run session with a filthy carnal
carnold romp whatever that is.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, they're doing it, okay, Whether in ut I S
where wherein ut I S are effectively graduated are guaranteed, sorry,
are effectively guaranteed.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (42:52):
They follow a sweaty run session's dirty with the sweaty,
filthy carnal romp, wherein UTIs are effectively guaranteed.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Interesting. That's from the BBC January twenty twenty five.

Speaker 8 (43:03):
Interesting these running groups they just horn to the other.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Worthy they say, because it was constituents, because that would
make more sense in the context of that sentence.

Speaker 8 (43:15):
Weekly running clubs have become a source of jubilation and
camaraderie for constituents.

Speaker 17 (43:19):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Okay, whatever that is? What do you mean I mean
to say it's basically run clubs are just a big hookup.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Well, no, that part just meant like it was like,
these people really enjoy getting together doing this secticate.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
What's jubilation?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Okay, you know what jubilation is like a jubilee.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Oh I know, jubilee is a party, right, okay, yeah,
so the.

Speaker 8 (43:42):
Happiness excitement, yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Okay, but they're running. Why would they be happy.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Because they like to run?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yet, those these are all people that like to run,
They get together people.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Yeah, all these constituents of you know, they're like, you know,
constituents are Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
My cons wins us in his sense like that and stuff. Right, Okay, yeah,
got it, got got it.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
I love how you just gave up.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah, because we've got We've done this before, and I
just want to make sure that because some of the
stuff you're really surprised.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Like you really don't know what that means, or you
just like wanted to get through the segment, right, uh huh.
But camaraderie. I like that, battery A big fan of camaraderie.
All right, Well, there you go. That's the menace word
of the day right overall. Yeah, pretty good. I love
what I know.

Speaker 8 (44:34):
The pronunciation, guys are hieroglyphics, very very very unhelpful.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Now Here in menace, I'm handing you another list real quick.
This is according to Babbel. Okay, Babbel, this is a
list of the most mispronounced words in twenty twenty four,
all right in the US s's and a lot of
these you'll know.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Should I go from ten to one or one to
ten whatever. To start from the tom top is h
kalma harris harris kalama harris.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
See that's why people messed it up and I went
I couldn't figure out which one was the real one
because I got so confused because they were correcting people.
Is it Kamala or is it Kamala And it's Kamma
loves okay, So I was kind of close.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
And then you have Barry Hey, key Grin. Apparently it's
Kyogan me too, Yo, damn, this word looks.

Speaker 8 (45:30):
This is weird dog.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
This is what tani it's his dog decoy.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Uh, cougar in cougar.

Speaker 16 (45:40):
You have to.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
You're gonna have to go to Greg on the official one.
It's a very difficult word. I'm we don't expect menace
to get more thinking iker and Kuyker Hunchy Yeah. Wow,
Okay Kuyker Hunchy Okay.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
The next one is Pete but what pretty good? A
lot of people say Buddha Judge. Apparently it's Buddha Judge. Okay.
Number five fashion brand Shean.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
We know that everybody.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
Everybody was calling Shine until they started having commercials that
said she.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Also hear be able to say Sheen like it's got
a Shean like Sheen?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Explanation Uh Exoplanets Special TV. Why is that dash three
in it?

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Okay, but wait, you know that cookie butter at Trader Joe's.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
What's that called? I don't know that's this word speculos
Specula's three. B Okay, I got it. Number one is
Paris Olympics mascot, the Siphridge. It was the mascot of
the Paras Olympics.

Speaker 8 (46:55):
I don't know this one. How do you say?

Speaker 5 (46:58):
I think it's free Gie free gi.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, gere g all right. Next one, teking out. Disney
wanted to make figment a thing. Oh remember fig from
from Epcot.

Speaker 8 (47:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Number eight semi glue tide glue tide Sama Sama semi
glue tie glue. Number nine Zendia, and number ten chapel roone.
There you go.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Those were the most mispronounced words or names of twenty
twenty four, according to Babble. So if you're going I
saw a follow up to the menace word of the day.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Shout out chapelone, shout about Zendia. Actually, we've interviewed Zendia
years ago.

Speaker 8 (47:36):
She was so young and she was nice.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
I didn't we were talking to her. I had no
idea who she was because she really she hadn't blown
up yet. She was just doing she was doing Disney
stuff at that.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
People knew who she was, not me, and we were
the ones who were interviewing her.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Yeah, she wasn't who she is, not even close, not
even a fraction of what.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Oh yeah, I mean we interviewed her in the middle
of a crowd and people weren't people weren't stopping. Oh wow, yeah, anyway,
Woody show.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
All right, Tuesday morning, Gina Grad what are the trending
news headlines today?

Speaker 6 (48:18):
Well, after last night's Monday Night Wildcard game where the
La Rams defense completely destroyed the Minnesota Vikings as the
number two seed, the last piece of this weekend's divisional
round is in place with there when the Rams will
head to Philadelphia to play the Eagles on Sunday. The
AFC game on Sunday will be the one everybody wants

(48:39):
to see. That's the Phill's Ravens. You're into that, right, I.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Mean it should be on paper, a good game should
be a great game. It's the battle of the two
potential MVPs Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson. So again, on paper,
it should be a good matchup. Last night, I expected
way more than Vikings and they just didn't show up. Yeah,
that game was a bore fest. Well, the two sold
that the Bills don't choke.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
The two games on Saturday will be Kansas City Houston
and Detroit Washington. Meanwhile, a male Eagles fan was captured
on video yelling vile comments at a female Packers fan
during the team's wildcard playoff game in phil He kept okay,
and he kept calling the girl an ugly dumb see,

(49:23):
And when her fiance tried to get him to stop,
the guy responded, well, she's an ugly dumb see.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
You're gonna do anything.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Shut up up and watch the game.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
And yeah, and the girl and her fiance stayed pretty
calm throughout the whole thing. All things are considered, all.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Things considered going to a Philadelphia sporting event, that's what
you expect. Yeah, I mean, what do you expect?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
I sent you.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
I sent you a video last night.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
I don't know if you saw these super pumped Eagles
fans spelling Eagles.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
It was like Eagles e g L all right.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Yeah we had that clip. Yeah, I like it, but
that wasn't from this game.

Speaker 8 (49:56):
That was from.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Eight.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
So here's the latest on the LA fire situation. Firefighters
have been at it for a week. They're making progress,
but the National Weather Service has issued an expanded warning
more Santa Anna wins that GUS could be up to
seventy miles an hour and cause more extreme fire behavior,
even possibly turning any new spark into a new problem.

(50:22):
At least twenty four people have died and dozens are missing.
They are likely to be a lot more too, so
we'll definitely keep track of that. More than ninety two
thousand LA County residents are under evacuation orders and eighty
nine thousand are under evacuation warnings. The total area burned
by the Palisades, Eton and Hurst fire is about sixty

(50:44):
square miles, which is an area larger than Paris, and
so far they're the second and fourth most destructive in
California history.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Yeah, and that's just from where it is right now, right,
it's still when it's all said and done.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. We went from the island of Manhattan
to the city of Paris. I don't want it to
keep going on.

Speaker 18 (51:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
Well, it was announced yesterday that both the Grammys and
Oscars will go on as planned on February second and
March second. The Grammys are the first show to announce
they'll proceed during the wildfires, but the show will be
reimagined to put the spotlight on the first responders, and
there also be a big charity element this time. But
the Oscars has more time to figure out what they're
going to do. Their show is currently set to go

(51:26):
on March second, but the Oscar nominees luncheon, they canceled that.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
The luncheon.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
There's always a luncheon.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Is that lunch because that's not the announcement, right, that's different.
They do that like super early in the morning. Those
announcements like a little extra the luncheon.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Yeah, people trying to give them.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Votes, Yeah, trying to network and bid and campition.

Speaker 18 (51:49):
Lunch.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
Lunch.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
That's a word I used to hear as a kid,
where you're going, mom, oh, I have a lunch.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
It makes it fancy, like you can't just say I'm
having lunch, rabbit lunch.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
It's luncheon to follow, right, a luncheon their funeral exactly.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Well.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
TikTok is denying a recent report suggesting that China might
allow Elon must to buy its US operations.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Yeah, Bloomberg was running with this report yesterday, I saw
a lot of outlet's running and it got a lot
of traction because Bloomberg's a pretty repidanle source, especially when
it comes to business matters.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
Duh.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yeah, but yes, they were running with that.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Well, as we told you yesterday.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
This comes as the Supreme Court considers a lot that
would ban TikTok unless it's sold by January nineteenth. The
report claimed Chinese officials, we're thinking about letting must company
X take over TikTok in America if the band is upheld.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
But be wild if that actually did happen, Yeah, he'd.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Be a real super duper duper power.

Speaker 6 (52:43):
However, a TikTok spokesperson told the BBC, we can't be
expected to comment on pure fiction.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
That's exactly what that was the club even if it
was even if it was true, like they would to
comment on it.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
Chinese company, Yeah, no forgetting.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
The situation is further complicated by President elect Trump, who's
friends with Musk, wanting to delay the decision until he
takes office. I Meanwhile, some lawmakers were asking to extend
the deadline. The US government, where he's TikTok could be
used for spying the company denies.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
It matter, loved it right. Well, we're talking about what
was the quota game where they said.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
They said, we can't be expected to comment on pure fiction.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Get it?

Speaker 8 (53:31):
Actual quote?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (53:32):
And clip? Yep, that's legal audio.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Well, now did you catch what Greg has? What's the matter, Gina,
you're supposed to be a professional news Sorry.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
He said that's legal audio.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Is that going to hold up?

Speaker 6 (53:48):
In course?

Speaker 8 (53:48):
It was the actual clip and the legal audio?

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Yeah, legal audio.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Yeah, what.

Speaker 8 (53:56):
A nipper pointing the facts.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
That's what's going on.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
All right, thank you very much. Phones are open at
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit us
up with the text over to two to two nine
eighty seven. This story has also been getting a lot
of attention just because it's so crazy. This fifty three
year old guy in Florida, he's in jail. I hope
he gets the electric chair. He was arrested for trying

(54:22):
to get sexy with a horse. Did you hear about
this dude? Yeah, okay, I don't think he knows how
sex works. We've heard stories about, you know, people trying
to bang animals or banging animals like over the years.
This guy tried to stick his penis in the horse's nose.
What the cops got a call from a witness, which
the police have identified was his own girlfriend. Imagine lady's

(54:45):
walking in on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And when the
officers got there, they found the dude. He was jerking
it next to the horse and then the girlfriend I
guess got some of it on video shows him tapping
his dog on the horse's nose and then trying to
bang its nostrils. So when the questioned him, he didn't
deny it. He just said that he hadn't gotten laid
in two months and called it a sexually frustrated moment.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Huh, that's what she did.

Speaker 9 (55:11):
So it's the girlfriend's fault, right.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
It's the girlfriend's fault. Yeah, yeah, that's what Morgan's saying. Like,
I can't say I disagree. It's totally her fault. She
should go to jail to.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
That guy should get mister hands.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Then o.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
The horse doing okay, so mister hands. Yeah, that's an
old timey reference at this point.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
When was that that was? Like that was the early
days of the internet.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Very early there was a guy who posted a video
online of him getting banged. Well, this guy had videotaped
him getting banged by a horse, Like he wasn't banging
the horse, he was getting banged by the horse. And
he died from his injuries. Yeah, and so that video
ended up online. That was one of the first like
viral videos. Sammy's looking shocked like she hasn't watched the
huns coffee coffee?

Speaker 9 (56:01):
How does the horse end up doing that?

Speaker 6 (56:03):
There is a documentary called Zoo that I have watched
about this very subject with horse sex.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
It's called Zoo.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Why watch at your own discretch because I was curious
My main question.

Speaker 6 (56:16):
It's not common, but it does get about these They're
all dudes, and they are really super into getting plowed
by horses.

Speaker 9 (56:26):
That's what it's letting them. They're not trying to get
away horses.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
They're very much there.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
I'll see a story in the news, I go, oh, man,
that's twisted. And you watched documentary, Like where's the curiosity?

Speaker 14 (56:38):
What are you?

Speaker 5 (56:39):
You're not curious of what's going through someone's mind? Like
document schedules these events.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
The only thing I'm interested in going to their mind
is a bullet.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
Well they're not. I mean, the horse seems fine with it.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
It isn't consensual at that point because which way it's going,
the horse is ready.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
There's a question is anybody ever talked to the animal?

Speaker 5 (57:00):
That's nice?

Speaker 8 (57:02):
I don't get how the horse knows what to do?
Number one and number two?

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Wouldn't it be illegal to watch that video?

Speaker 5 (57:10):
I mean they don't show it. They talk about what house?

Speaker 2 (57:13):
So would that? Yeah? That pops up in my feed
to watch them? Not for me?

Speaker 8 (57:16):
I think you know.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Your feed? No, you just documentary. That's the thing.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
It's like, you know, I love the morbid, and what's
more morbid than this? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:26):
I'm not that curious.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
Okay, well stay uncurious every time.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
See that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I don't even want to know. Some people go, well,
what we got to know? What was the reasoning of
the we? I don't care. Just put them down. Yeah,
I'm like, do we have all the deals that were
involved in this? Are they dead yet?

Speaker 7 (57:41):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Changing gears real quick into something very serious?

Speaker 5 (57:44):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Uh my dog, Cassie, Baby, she's getting your teeth cleaned
today and they have to put her under for that.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
My dog just did that two weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
A deal.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
I don't like it, but I got kind of upset
when I was leaving the house this morning, because you know,
I don't like the idea of she's done it once
before and she was fine.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
But we do have a friend who brought his dog
in and the dog didn't make it.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Like he got a call he dropped it off for
the for the teeth cleaning, and then he got a
call saying, hey, you should probably come by. Uh something happened.
Oh and the dog didn't make it. So that is
like stuck in my brain.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
And so this morning.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
But like as I'm leaving, tiptoeing out of my room
in the dark, is my wife's still sleeping? The dog's
there on her bed, And I got down. I was like,
Daddy loves you, and I just I'm petting her and
like whatever, and I started getting like emotional. Yeah I
didn't cry like a little bit or anything, but like
yeah he did. No, I actually didn't, but like, yeah,
I got a little got a little.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Uh but while choked up while she's under, sure are
they going to check other stuff?

Speaker 5 (58:46):
Yeah? What's no point? Don't you just run a toothbrush?

Speaker 8 (58:48):
Because it's the other way around. If they're going under
for some sort of procedure while they're under you say.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
That was the situation I was in because they kept
on pushing the teeth cleaning forever and I was just like,
I'm not going to do it. I'm not gonna put
the dog under. But since you know my dog is
going through treatment and how to have a surgery, they
said they could do it.

Speaker 8 (59:07):
At the same.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Said, okay, let's just do it.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Thank god, she doesn't need anything else done right now.
But her teeth we made them. Well, we had heard that,
you know, the raw hides and stuff are not good,
so you don't get the dog ride. So my wife
went and found this other thing, which was like an
antler of some animal or something super rock hard, right, might.

Speaker 8 (59:29):
As well be sub yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
And so anyway, it really jacked her teeth up, and
so they said.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Hey, no more of these.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
It's really it's really wearing down her teeth. So it's
like a rock yeah, because I mean, so it's scraped
everything off of her teeth and so they're more susceptible
to Yeah. So the vet this time where I said, hey,
it's not something you do every year, but it's time
for her to get another cleaning, like to preserve her teeth.
She has so we have to, you know, we have
to do what we can to save the teeth that

(59:56):
she's got. Yeah, stay away from the stupid antlers by
the way.

Speaker 10 (59:59):
Yeah, actually does have to go under every year to
get her teeth cleaned. It was every sing six months
there for a couple of years because well, because your
mouth and your teeth are connected so much to your
whole body, and she doesn't let anyone in her mouth,
and she needs those deep cleanings. And she had not
great liver values for a while, and once I started
having to put her under this much, which I don't

(01:00:20):
want to liver values normal, totally completely healthy dog can
still go under for the teeth cleanings.

Speaker 9 (01:00:25):
It's very important.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
She doesn't let anybody in her mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
No fun, Sarah Silverman, death creeps in through the gums. Yeah,
you got to make sure your teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Okay, yeah, can you get your dog with years oh yeah,
oh yeah, gold teeth. I'd be pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
There.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
I don't want to say I gave her like a
good byped oh god, but I did have like kind
of one of those moments like yeah, I said, I
thought to myself, what if this is the last time?

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
I Oh no, But aren't you. Don't you have a
suicide packed?

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
I do, so this might be the last day that
you see me. Okay, so tomorrow I'm gonna.

Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
Come in here in a jar of ash form. Worst
case scenario, something happens. How much bereavement time would you take? Zero?

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Really?

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Really you'd hold off to the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Well, then you're home without your dog. Kind of going
to rub it in more right now, I don't. I
don't believe in.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
I took two days. No, I know, but you're way
more emotional than I am.

Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
I'm a wreck.

Speaker 9 (01:01:25):
Yeah, more emotional.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
No, I don't know. She'll be Look, she'll be fine.

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
I know she will.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
She will, But it just makes me nervous after that
friend of ours and you've heard, Yeah, anytime any person
or animal they get to put under don't want to
do mom, Yeah, I mean mistakes that the kids are like, well,
what's going on? Because my wife and I were talking about, like, well,
tomorrow they got to put Cassie to sleep.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
Don't say that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
I said no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on,
I mean kill yeah, I mean shoot her. We're gonna
put sleep so we can. But you know what, you'll
have really clean teeth, She's going to a farm, She's
gonna be happy or what he shows next time to
stop kissing and snuggling turtles.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Well, I think that's articulous.

Speaker 18 (01:02:11):
I think that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Yeah, you could have got Salmon Miller's who sucks down
the Woody Show.

Speaker 14 (01:02:20):
To this.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
It's a Woody show. Well, there's a rumor going around
that Wendy's and the Girl Scouts are pairing up to
release a thin Mint frost time here for it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
So it says this one person, this food influencer says,
I'm crying tears of thin Mint's joy right now. Wendy's
is bringing one of the best looking frosty flavors ever.
And apparently this is happening in February. It's supposed to
hit Wendy's on February twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
First food beast dot com who Beasts repeated it, Yeah,
which is one of my favorite food website about at
snack later. I see the snack like that. I'm a
I'm a food beast guy. I like food beasts. I
love those guys. So, uh yeah, I saw them post
it and I'm ripping out. I hope I'm not going
to be disappointed. We we will be here to try again.

(01:03:12):
February twenty first awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Also, Cheetos is releasing a new Cheetos Puffs Cheese pizza flavor. Okay,
all right, which they say taste quote just like a
slice from your favorite pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
The new flavor will begin rolling out this week and
should be everywhere within a month. So Cheetos Puffs Cheese
Pizza flavor, All.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Right, Sammy, which one are you trying? I know you
don't eat like us.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
I don't between not like us.

Speaker 9 (01:03:38):
Yeah, like, but I'll say the cheese pizza flavor.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Oh, surprising.

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
Frosty.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Yeah, but okay, so hun here doesn't like the the
shamrock shap. I do not never, you know, I don't
know you've never had a shamrock shake from McDonald's. That's
the basic.

Speaker 9 (01:03:56):
Until I was here.

Speaker 8 (01:03:57):
Have you ever used toothpaste before?

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:03:59):
Well they you have one. It's gross.

Speaker 9 (01:04:03):
They're not good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Yeah, I you know I've seen the light in Arby's house. Yes,
far superior one than like a mintshake.

Speaker 8 (01:04:11):
Yeah, it's way better, way better.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Well, hey, the frosty is different that you can't really
compare that to a milkshake. Because you can't drink it
with a straw. True, like you got to eat it
with a spoon.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
You know how you dip your French fry and the
Wendy's frosty.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
You've never gotten into that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Oh it's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
I know people do it. I just I've tried it
and I was like, it's great, It's.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
So sweet and savory. But menace, I wonder if you'd
be willing to dip your.

Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
Cheese pizza cheese pinas pizza into the frosty minty shake.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Oh, I mean say less. Let's do a couple of
pieces of food. News phones open eight seven seven forty four,
Woodie back, and we are into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
My name is Whatddy. That's great gory, we got menace,
there's Gina grad Sammy is here. There's a sea batch.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
We got The phones open at eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can hit us up with a text
over to two to nine eight seven. I'd like to
give a congratulations and a shout out to one of
our fellow radio brethren. His name is Bob.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Bob of the Bob and Sherry Radio Show.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
They've been doing a show together for decades and Bob
is calling it quits.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Oh yes, and and uh yeah. I sent this to
uh to Greg. Yeah, fantastic. The quote is great.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
That's why I'm bringing it up because this is how
i want to go out now that I quit this
bitch or whatever. They're syndicated on a number of stations,
and they again they have for Bob and s h
E r I. He's hell old and he's ready to
retire anyway. No, I'm saaed like he's been just doing
it a long time. Then, you know, good friend, he
has been very successful. I'm not knocking him at all.

(01:05:59):
I think this is a great way to go out.
So I'm reading this radio trade publication that announcing his
and making the air announcement, Bob said, quote. Spend a
lot of time thinking about this moment, especially when we
were on Christmas break. He assured listeners that his health
was not the reason for the decision to step down. Rather,

(01:06:20):
he thinks it's time for someone else to hold the role,
as he feels out of touch with current events in
the current entertainment world.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Quote.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
I was listening to some promo on the air the
other day on television and it was some show business
award thing and they mentioned Jelly Roll, Bunny XO, Doja Cat,
and Zendia.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Quote.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
I have absolutely no idea who those people are. If
you do what I do, what we do, and you're
not familiar with Bunny xo, you need to find out
about Bunny XO. But I just don't want to at
this point in my life. I think that's so great
support that viewpoint. I just don't want to at this
point in my life. I wish Bunny xo all the best.

Speaker 6 (01:07:09):
Time.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
I was by myself laughing out loud, going this is
the greatest. This is the greatest sign off. Like I
think that every once in a while about like when
you hear about the jelly beans or whatever the hell
person that you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Had said to social media, Well she goes by jelly
bean brains.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Okay, see exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
I hear that. I immediately I have a switch in
my brain that goes, don't care. Never looking that up.
I have no reason to need to know what that is.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
I just don't care to certain things. Arn and thank
God for this show. I'm in no way expected. It's
very much on brand that I don't have to care
about that. But there are some stations in some places
that you work, like the kind of station that this
guy Bob was on, like he had to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Know about that stuff. He's like, you know what, at
this point in my life, I just don't care to
I don't care is a match for me? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
I thought that was so great. It's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Now, whatever you do in.

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
Order to honor Bob in his retirement, don't search Bob
and Sherry October.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Because you won't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
You'll find OPI and Anthony absolutely savaging that show. But
don't do that. That's not that's not fair exactly. That
was never I mean Opi and Anthony were a show
more like Howard Stern. It'd be like comparing like I
don't know Ellen k to what we do. It's two
completely different things, of course, So of course, like we
we whipped in the Love Song Show for Karen Sharp.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
She's nice though she's no, she's very nice.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
But if you remember, we couldn't stop laughing and goof
it because hold on, don't don't see yeah I have.
That's why I said, don't do it. I said, don't
look that up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Yeah, well I'm not. I'm not looking that up, don't
look and ry. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
So Karen Sharp does a love songs show on Coast
one oh three point five, and she's been doing it
for forever. I was in the car and flipping around.
This is years ago at this point, and I heard
this and I had to come back to the station
the next day and make sure that somebody pulled the
audio because I couldn't believe what I heard. I'm like,
oh my god. Now they do dedications right for these

(01:09:16):
love songs thing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Here we go.

Speaker 18 (01:09:17):
Here's the cooster one of three point five and love songs.
Our love thought this hour comes to us from Teddy Bear.
Teddy Bear is thinking about Cupcake tonight and he writes,
Dear Cupcake, We've been together a little over two years now,
and I love you so much and I can't believe
that you are finally here with me. You've shown me

(01:09:40):
how true love really is. And we've waited for this
night for months.

Speaker 11 (01:09:45):
Now.

Speaker 18 (01:09:45):
The countdown is over, and I can finally say good
morning to you every day and good night when we
fall asleep in.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Each other's hearts get home.

Speaker 18 (01:09:54):
I loved you from the first day I saw you,
and I can't believe that just a few short years
later we'd be starting our lives together. We can't miss
the look in our eyes when we gaze at each
other says so much without saying anything at all. I
love you, baby, You really are my whole world. And

(01:10:14):
it's signed love you Always, Teddy Bear.

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
Wow, thank you so much for writing in I'm embarrassed
but interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
From douche chills, that's what that is?

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Did I hear from Sammy y?

Speaker 8 (01:10:29):
Wow?

Speaker 9 (01:10:31):
No, I don't like crap likes?

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
What if the names were not Teddy Bear and Cupcake are?

Speaker 8 (01:10:38):
What if they were?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
If they weren't. I still have so many questions. Why
weren't they together for years?

Speaker 8 (01:10:43):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Were they?

Speaker 8 (01:10:43):
What were you waiting for?

Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
Are you guys married and you're waking up together? Why
don't you tell her in person? Why do an online dedication?

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
So many questions and it's called you can Oh, what's
on the radio? Let's rude baby for me?

Speaker 7 (01:10:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
The shoutout it is always strong.

Speaker 8 (01:11:01):
Yeah you know that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
By the way, this is not at all a rip
on Karen Sharp or the Love Songs Show. It's just
that's what they are and that's what they do, and
people seem to like that. In fact, has told me
that her, like her kids, a big fan of Cartnarks.
So I support her and her whole family anyway. But
like so, when you have like open Anthony listening to
the Bob and Sherry Show, of course you're not going

(01:11:23):
to do of course they're going to laugh like the
same way we're laughing about Teddy Bear and Cupcake. They
do a little more than laughing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
But what you're saying, yes, yes, yes, I bet Teddy
Bear and Cupcake are so divorced.

Speaker 9 (01:11:33):
Now, this was his last last ditch effort.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
They tried having kids and it just wasn't working. It
wasn't taking, and it wasn't until after they got divorced
over it that they realized that they were doing it
all wrong. You can't get pregnant through the butt, right.
But now they're with other people and it just wasn't
meant to be. Sorry, I never knew what love was
exactly without the kids. Well we have.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
An update.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
You remember Sea Bass was saying that I don't even
know how to set this up. What are you allowed
to say? Oh, it's it's I can say anything. Okay, Okay,
So remember we said that Sea Bass was, you know,
going and doing this TV show and we couldn't talk
about what it was because he had an n DA
and didn't know how long he and all kinds of stuff.
So we have, uh, some information, we can finally tell
you what that is.

Speaker 8 (01:12:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
And then also Sea Bass I wanted him to explain
something else to us today. Uh, so we got we
got two different things. Seas gonna tell us about what
that TV show was and how that went. And then
I've asked him to explain the difference because we were
talking about, Uh, Who's who's the one guy that he
likes a lot the not Elon's Dan balls Aian. So
what's the difference?

Speaker 7 (01:12:43):
Well, hold on, it came up because of Joe Burrow
bought a Batmobiles where it came up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
Sure, and somebody said, oh, cool guy or whatever they like, Yeah,
Joe broke and then uh, and of course you had
the Dan Ballsarian type. There are two different kind of
what's the difference between a douchebag and a cool guy?

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
Yeah, it seems like a fine line because.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
It's all the same for Seedbass like, oh, they're all
cool guys, Like no, no, no, he goes no, there
is a difference. It is all the same. Yeah, and
so he will, he will explain to us that's all
coming up next here on the Woody Show. Text here says, Hey, guys,
I know you probably already mentioned this on the show,
but I haven't heard it. Is there a reason why
your podcasts are only thirty minutes now?

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Well sort of? Yes and no.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
Yes, there is a thirty minute highlight podcast every day
that we post, and that is of our favorite moments
of any particular show. So this morning there will be
a thirty minute podcast that gets posted of just our
favorite things from the show that day, kind of a
condensed version. And then there's the full show podcast, which
is everything, even the stuff we hated. Yeah, no, no, no,

(01:13:49):
I mean like it just depends on how you want
to consume the show we're trying to give. Like, if
you want things a certain way and that's how you
want to consume the show, or you listen are just
on the podcast hours, Yeah, Like, we we want to
be available in any way, shape or form that you
guys want to consume the show. We'd love it if
you listen to the full show. We would love that.
We'd love it. We'd love it if you would listen

(01:14:10):
live like on the FM, we get we get the
best credit that way, ratings credit. But if you can
only listen on the podcast, that's great. If you can
only do the thirty minute podcast every day, that's great.
But there are two and they're available at the woodieshow
dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Yeah, it's all the same feed to search the woods
Show wherever you listen to podcasts. Yeah, we got the feed.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Yeah, so if you see the thirty minute one, just
look right before and right after you'll see the full
show podcast there again at the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
You can check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Hoodie Hoodie Hoodie hoodieshow.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
We'll have to remember the handful of months ago at
this point, the ones i'd see, that's what months, that's
a that's August all running together.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Yeah, so, uh, Sea Bass had to take a little
bit of time off and he was going to do.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
A big secret TV show thing and we couldn't say
what it was because he was under an NDA a
non disclosure agreement.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
But now we can tell you what that was, and
that was the Beast Game.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
People are guessing all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:15:05):
But they honed in on the Beast Games because there
was a lot of stories unfortunately coming out of the
Beast Games production and obviously coincided with my not being
on the show for a couple of days.

Speaker 8 (01:15:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:14):
So Beast Games, it's currently on Amazon Prime, is like
it's a big reality competition series. It's sort of a
Survivor meets Wipeout meets you know, kind of the Traders.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
You know, there's all kinds of psycholonomic squid games, a
lot of squid games. Director no death.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
It's big.

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
My dad watched it sort of showing him the episode
I was in, and it was it's kind of like
a big outdoor like recess but like Huger, you know,
Capture the Flag but giant tug of war but giant
A thousand people, right, Well, that's the thing. There have
been several write ups both in the New York Times
and the LA Times claiming that The Beast Games was
unfair because it's a thousand people commit compete for five

(01:15:53):
million dollars. And that's what I was told when I
signed up for it. However, when we showed up at
Allegian Field in Las Vegas, just home with Raiders, it
was announced, Hey, there's two thousand people, Oh oh wow.
To crease those chances and they're like, well, I mean, yeah,
that's one in one. Okay, that's not great, and still
that's not what we signed up for. But you know whatever,
I'm hosted there for the experience to have fun, not
screw around. So what happened is there's a preliminary episode

(01:16:17):
where those two thousand people get whittled down to that
one thousand people who compete for five million dollars for
the final winner. And that all happened on mister Beast's
YouTube channel, so you could find the video. It says
two thousand people fight for five million dollars, only has
like one hundred and forty five million views, and so
a couple of people are suing mister Beast. I am
not one of those people. I had an okay time,

(01:16:40):
but you know, these women claim that they got hurt
and so on and so forth. I didn't particularly see that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Well, sammy damn near got killed on that the.

Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
Worst I do not recommend.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
How far did I get to know? So the first
competition was a big tug of war.

Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
They take this big ten thousand pounds boulder throw a
rope over a I in a frame they constructed inside
a leegiant field, very cool, big looks, and then you
and another four hundred people grab a giant rope that
goes the whole length of the football flow and the
last person to raise their boulder to the top loses.
And then that was my team we lost. Now part

(01:17:16):
of the controversy, controversy and the lawsuit again not by
me but by some other folks. Is it was?

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
It was so disorganized really watching it, well, that's the
editing is very exactly so.

Speaker 7 (01:17:29):
Now, but there's one shot that can show you how
disorganized it is, and that is one minute and thirteen
seconds into that mister Beast again The Beast Games, a
prelim video that I was part of. By way, you
see my face in none of the videos, son, don't
bother scrubbing through.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
I'm not visible.

Speaker 7 (01:17:42):
See how So there's five teams for the tug of war.
Oh geez, well, the very top team, the one on
the top of the screen, the red team that there's
a lot fewer people in that team, isn't there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
Yeah, by a whole hell of a lot. So that's
what that's the problem is.

Speaker 7 (01:17:57):
And they called us, all of usologize for how poorly
it was run. Well, maybe you guys were the most muscular.
Well that actually happened, Gina, because I was not. I
ended up on the Red team, but I did not
start on the Red team.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
I started on the Pink team. Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:18:09):
Because when they bust us all into Allegiance Stadium, they
bust us in groups of four. However, there were five
boulders to be tugged, and they didn't tell us that
until the very end, and not even really told us
that because in the Beast you hear in the video
you hear a voice over saying, okay, you need to
divide yourselves into teams and line up. Well that we
didn't know that. No one was there telling us that
was going to happen. We knew there was a tug

(01:18:30):
of war. And so myself and a bunch of strong
dudes were on the Pink team at the very art
right yep. And so there's me, fifty other strong guys,
and three hundred and fifty people behind us. They roll
out these big chests of jerseys. Ours were pink jerseys,
and as they go okay, grab a jersey, two hundred
people from behind me just swarm. Yeah, which is part

(01:18:52):
of the disorganization they were holding and the people up front,
the guys up front, maybe twenty guys in front of me,
said okay, guys, hold on, we'll just stay in line.
We'll ge yallow jersey. That lasted about twelve seconds, and
by the time I realized it, there were no pink jerseys.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Oh so no money, no glory, no O're all not
a terrible time.

Speaker 7 (01:19:11):
It was a bad time because that the competition you
saw didn't start till two or three am.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Oh jeez, they well just the hell.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
Disorganized, disorganized what you thought it was going to be, right,
and so basic five million dollar win follow he was planning.
So basically what happened is everybody who didn't get a
jersey was forced onto that crappy little red team you
guys saw, and they lost by a mile.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
It was all women and old people.

Speaker 14 (01:19:32):
And they.

Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
Because I played by the rules and I was like, okay,
I'll wait in line for my jersey. Pink team was
got through no problem. I got shafted. But they did
call mister Best.

Speaker 13 (01:19:43):
I was not.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
I was not abused.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
Everyone was nice to me.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
It was just so poorly. I mean, I don't know,
really I know who mister beast is. I don't know
anything like it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
He seems to get a lot of credit for doing
some really good charitable things and some really big you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Know, uh people see yeah, the people see about Is
he a douche?

Speaker 18 (01:20:00):
Is he?

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
He gets a cute good guy? He was nice to me.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
He shook my hand, headed me one thousand dollars in cash.
Oh wow, am I two second interaction I had?

Speaker 8 (01:20:09):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
I'm saying. Was he known for being like a like
behind the scenes? Well, he has never been a good guy.

Speaker 7 (01:20:14):
He's known for being more like people give him like soulless, autistic.
He's like the label you get like the dead behind
the eyes, but not a bad guy.

Speaker 5 (01:20:21):
No, that's going to say his eyes don't participate right
while I will.

Speaker 8 (01:20:26):
Say this about the Beast games. I'm not current, but
I've watched a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:20:30):
Of Yeah again, I'm in none of the Amazon episodes.
I was in the YouTube preview and you can't see me.

Speaker 8 (01:20:34):
It is well done from what I've seen. It's edited great,
It's very exciting. The conceptualization of all the games really
well done. Yes, the production value really well done. What
ruins it for me? This is the contestants. These people
just met each other and you they're crying I love you,
and I can't say you like you don't even know.

Speaker 7 (01:20:56):
That you're in a very intense situation because they took
they took all of our cell phones, wallet's keys at
like eleven am the day of this shooting. And then
you're just you're in a they shipped us out to
the sit for eight hours for no reason.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Yeah, and he's done this before, like this is the
second round of him pretty much doing this type of competition. Yeah,
and I feel like the first time he did a
better job because you're more invested in the players. Okay, yeah,
they have.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
More have a store if we really got to know
Sea Bass, and they could have shown that the people
that they would have.

Speaker 7 (01:21:25):
I was miked up. I was I was one of
the dozen people that were miked up. I did an
interview where I slammed on it. I don't think that
may thin.

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Finely, that's what it is, and we were finally able to,
you know, talk about what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
So that's that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Well, mister Beasts might not be a douche, but is
he a cool guy? Because I say a lot of
these people that Sea Bass says are cool guys. I'm like,
guy's a douchebag. Yeah, you know, just because you're douchey
does not mean that you're cool. Like Danvill's Aian. You're
a douche Yeah, not cool. Well, you're a douche But
he's gonna explain to us the difference. We'll get that

(01:21:56):
coming up next, we're gonna learn from Sea Bass. All right,
examples and illustrations. This is gonna be a PhD level course.
All right, it's a masterclass. Next on The Woody Show,
The Woody Show, Sea Maass says it's gonna be a masterclass. Oh,
how to determine how to like differentiate between a person

(01:22:19):
who is a douchebag.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
And a guy who is a cool guy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Like sometimes these guys who are labeled as douchebags, Sea
Bass arguments, aren't douchebags at all. They're super cool.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
Exactly how to tell?

Speaker 7 (01:22:30):
It has to do with I figured this out. I
honestly to spend a lot of time on this. It
has to do with douchebags. They value dumb things. Unironically,
they they have no sense of humor about their Von
Dutch hat or their their their charger going in their
Lanes about their Supreme shirt, you know, about their their

(01:22:52):
their tiger on a leash, like they super love that
stuff and they don't see the joke in why it's dumb?
So what the the way this came up was on
a Hard Knocks this year. Joe Burrow just was just
chilling out, just you know, they're at practice. He was
talking to his receivers and he casually dropped that he
had bought one of the batmobiles, not like not the
old sixties batmobiles, but like the cool Christian Bale Dark.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Knight Dark Knight one.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
Yeah, like we had we had heard that they were
going up for auction or whatever and that there was
gonna want five.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Of them and then yeah three million piece.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Nobody knew who was like getting them or who.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Were you know?

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
So here this is Joe talking. Joe Burrow talking to
his receivers.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
I told you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Did you get yet?

Speaker 8 (01:23:29):
Though I can get it for like a year, but
I bought it that I ain't gonna lie that hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
How about that brom you.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
Higgins or who? But see they get it. Joe Joe
Burrow was like, you guys checked this out. He was
just like, oh you know, I got this thing.

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
It's kind of funny and they're kind of laughing about it.
He's not super serious about his batmobile.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
No, it's not the.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
Batmobile that I willion to beating. He's gets the chains
and the cigars, and he was doing that stuff from
day one.

Speaker 7 (01:24:00):
Well that was that was he won a national championship.
Forget let him have a cigar.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
No, it kind of became his thing for a while.
It wasn't just that night, it was just in general.

Speaker 7 (01:24:10):
I think that's the difference is his attitude toward it.
I don't think he's serious about it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
That's that's why Joe Burrow, I say, not a douchebag.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Okay, So you're saying Joe Burrow, cool.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
Guy now on the so I want to go apples
and apples on this.

Speaker 8 (01:24:23):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Who else?

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
What other quarterback in the NFL gets called a douchebag?
Aaron Rodgers? Now what he did.

Speaker 7 (01:24:29):
He's very serious about his dumb thing, which is like spirituality.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
He made a he let and produced a silent retreats
or whatever he's doing, darkness retreats.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Oh my god. But I tried to turn on the
show and I couldn't get through it exactly. That's the difference.

Speaker 7 (01:24:45):
There's a difference between going and doing that stuff and
inviting a camera crew along and taking things all serious
and having it. But I watched Enigma on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
Yeah, I tried calling it enigma.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
You're not an Enigma.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
Aaron Rodgers is. He's kind of a dumb guy.

Speaker 7 (01:25:01):
And I saw this because they open up the Netflix
series by Aaron Rodgers getting a tattoo on his bicep.
The tattoo is, well, it's a dragon like in an
Infinity symbol on his bicep. You know how I hate tattoos.
Oh yeah, here's Aaron Rodgers again at this point, what
a thirty seven, thirty eight year old man getting a
tattoo on his bicep?

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
Me making a.

Speaker 8 (01:25:22):
Number chains issue from twelve to beat. I wanted to
get some sort of.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Symbol, and eight sideways is infinity.

Speaker 8 (01:25:31):
Definitely wanted an Infinity symbol that I woke up this
morning and I had to say intuition about a dragon.
Then it just all came together from there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
So he's very deep.

Speaker 7 (01:25:43):
Yeah, I just thought about a dragon, and I'm going
to be number eight on the Jets Therefore, a dragon.

Speaker 8 (01:25:48):
On my represents infinity.

Speaker 7 (01:25:50):
So that's a dumb thing, right, That's a dumb tattoo.
But he's taking it so seriously. He does this and
if you keep watching, which again I agree with many
tries to put like some deeper meaning behind and he's yeah,
he's a dumb guy.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
And because hippies can be douchebags too.

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
Oh, nobody's arguing that.

Speaker 7 (01:26:07):
And that's why I say, Aaron Rodgers, nice guy, but
dumb hippie douchebag.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
Okay, so far I'm two for two. I'm saying they're
both douchebags, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:26:15):
So I stuck with the athletes, and I was so
I was reminded of an athlete who who's a big douchebag,
and I've called a douchebag, and I've gone to his
fights and called his fans douchebags to their faces.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
That is Floyd Mayweather. Oh, Floyd Money Mayweather.

Speaker 8 (01:26:28):
I forget that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
That's part of it, the money part.

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
He's so charitable.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
Well, that's the thing is he was very charitable with
his fists to the mother of his children.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
That's why he went to jail.

Speaker 7 (01:26:36):
But besides that, besides him being in a convicted of
de bed domestic abuser Floyd Bedwe Mayweather there is he
is so serious about his whole money thing, and he
sees it's a dumb thing, like, Okay, you want to
fight and you got thirty million dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Great?

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
Do I want to see his stacks of hundreds? It's
not that's not interesting to anyone. But and he's so
serious about it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:55):
I found this clip from he was on part of
the Interruption on ESPN, and there was a story a
number years ago where he was throwing out fake one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
Dollars bills at nightclubs. Again for a guy who's so loaded, right,
But the answer to that, now, the answer to that
might be and I was just playing around as a joke.

Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
He was for the atmosphere. Yeah, blah blah blah. But
see how seriously Mayweather takes it when confronted.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Let's talk about something else that's been reported that you
like to make it rain in the club. Some people
have said with fake one hundred dollars bills, true or false.

Speaker 14 (01:27:23):
Everybody's insited. To my own opinion, I don't think you
can buy a house, a seventeen million dollar house with
with fake hundred dollar bills.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
That wasn't a question.

Speaker 8 (01:27:32):
It's yes or no, fake hundred dollars bills.

Speaker 14 (01:27:35):
I mean, like I said before, if I'm if I'm
making forty million dollars in fake money, then that's what
it is.

Speaker 7 (01:27:40):
What's he's mega defensive three three, Right, he's mega defensive.
He's said, Yeah, that's another thing douchebags do. Well, I
got a lot of money, so therefore what Yeah, that
doesn't sound like something I would do. That's I don't
care if you have a lot of money. He's the
only one with the answer, So give one right exactly,
hated you have your own opinion. There's a lot of
people with a lot of money. Yeah, either you did

(01:28:00):
or you didn't. And if you did, maybe it was fun.
You're just screwing around.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
Well, this is a master class Sea Bass explaining the
difference between douchebags and cool guys.

Speaker 7 (01:28:07):
Now, I say I wasn't alive of course during the
Muhammad Ali heyday. But I've I say Muhammad Ali not
a douchebag because what he was doing, the trash talking
he was doing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
He was you know, that was part of the showman show.
He was yeah, and it seemed.

Speaker 7 (01:28:21):
Authentic, and he was doing something no one had really
done before. This is a very famous press conference Muhammad
Ali gave before the Rumble in the jungle.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Been chopping trees.

Speaker 8 (01:28:29):
I'd done something new for this fight.

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
Out of roussele.

Speaker 14 (01:28:32):
What an alligator out on tussle, What a whale out on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Handcuff, lightning old thunder in jail. That's bad.

Speaker 14 (01:28:42):
Only last week I murdered a rock, angel a stone,
hospitalize a brick.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
I'm so mean. I make medicine shit, dude.

Speaker 7 (01:28:52):
See that's good, clo' see that's fine. You can call
it doctor sus or whatever. That's nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
So yeah, I know.

Speaker 7 (01:28:57):
And you know, he could say, well he's he's taking
himself very seriously.

Speaker 4 (01:29:01):
Yeah, but not really. He's talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Murdering bricks, right, yeah, right, he's having showman shit. Yeah,
he's having fun with it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
And so that so I said, Muhammad Ali, not a
douche but it's kind of like the WWE stuff meets
actual boxing exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:29:14):
And so then I thought to myself, well, what, speaking
of or fighters, is Connor McGregor a douchebag? He's offin
it's because he's accused of on like late night cocaine
binges and cheating on his.

Speaker 5 (01:29:27):
Wife, throwing Dolly as their windows and yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:29:30):
And yeah, exactly, attacking people backstage. And I think McGregor
falls into a separate category. This is after one of
his victories, I think at twenty sixteen, where he addresses
how he's a bad boy or behind the scenes a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
This is after he wins.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Though I've spent a lot of time Joe slaying everybody
in the company backstage, I'm starting for job everybody. I
ridiculed him, everyone on the Russia. I just want to
say from the bottom of behind, I'd like to take
this chance to apologize absolutely nobody. I think you're in

(01:30:08):
the You're on the right track with He is the
very rare, lovable douchebag.

Speaker 7 (01:30:16):
That's all, and the heel that that. But I think
more more importantly, he's a psycho. It's a different category.
Is a legit psycho.

Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
So he's not like trolling everyone.

Speaker 7 (01:30:27):
This is who he is and that was his character,
as Menues will tell you in Roadhouse to Rule. But
that great, very hard body Jake Jill and.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
So what's the little douchebags and cool guys.

Speaker 7 (01:30:39):
Well we're here. Let me let me remind people about
Floyd Mayweather. He can't read this is this is the
best thing the Breakfast Club has ever done in their history, and.

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
They've done a lot of great stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Is it fifty?

Speaker 7 (01:30:50):
Kind of Floyd Mayweather beefing online and it came out
that Floyd couldn't like read hop on pop and uh,
the Breakfast Club said, oh, hey, we had Floyd in
here and we had him read like, Hey, it's Floyd Mollear.
Their joined me in iHeartRadio and they're supporting our troops
to help fight blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
And they played some of that tape.

Speaker 14 (01:31:09):
Floyd Mayweather and im Floyd Mayweather and I've joined Heart
Radio for the show Your Stripes. Okay, Floyd Mayweather and
I've joined Heart Radio for the show Your Stripes movement
to support hiring vice.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Hi, Okay, I'm Floyd Mayweather.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
Kind of sounds like menace recording commercial.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
That's my every day. See what he's trying to do
and just what I try to do. He's just trying
to get the cadence right.

Speaker 7 (01:31:45):
And that's something I as I was analyzing these guys,
that's something I picked up on is douchebags are often
legitimately dumb. They don't know that they're dumb, and they
use violence aggression. They don't they don't see themselves for
what they do as being stupid. Like when, for instance,
Joe Burrow with his batmobile. He knows that's silly, he's
joking with his friends about it. I can see the
argument he's not.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
He's not.

Speaker 7 (01:32:05):
He's not yelling at the PTI interviewer about how I
don't care if it was a real, fake fake. I've
got a big I've got a big house.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
So can you give me one more example the difference
between douchebags and cool guys.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
All right, here's a douchebag for you, Ben Diesel again.

Speaker 7 (01:32:19):
He created The Fast and the Furious, which is a
legitimately stupid movie franchise.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
It's a douche magnet, right, And if he admitted to that,
I would say, okay, cool, whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
But here he was.

Speaker 7 (01:32:29):
He was doing an interview about a Fast and the
Furious sequel and why he had at least initially turned down.

Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
The idea of a Fast and Furious too.

Speaker 13 (01:32:37):
And I remember telling you the studio at the time,
don't make another fast and furious. If if Rebel without
a Cause had a sequel, it wouldn't be a classic.

Speaker 7 (01:32:49):
Okay, Yeah, Well the reason was Gina is they gave
Vin creative control.

Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
That's what we've been missing, which is why they.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Were so good. Allegedly the next one they're gonna be
taking it back to the streets cool man.

Speaker 7 (01:33:06):
Yeah, Vin diesel kind of dumb and because of that
doesn't understand why he's dumb, and I think and that
I think leads to him being a douchebag.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
So that's I think that's the difference.

Speaker 5 (01:33:14):
So basically, it's how in on it you are?

Speaker 6 (01:33:17):
Yeah, if you could be self scrugar situation, right, and.

Speaker 4 (01:33:20):
Also what what do you do with your success?

Speaker 7 (01:33:22):
At least in these cases, these are all successful douchebags
keep people texting, oh elon Musk. He could have retired
twenty five years ago, but he keeps on doing this.
He's following his passion, which is designing science and engineering things.
And I can't you can't call that douchebager. You can't
call Jeff Bezos a douchebag. Again, he could have retired
fifteen twenty years ago, but he's but he's following his

(01:33:44):
passion legitimately and honestly he's shooting rockets too. Just a
bunch of haters, right, Yeah, there's what happens is you
don't understand because you're stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
All right, Well, there you have.

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
That's the bottom of line. Everybody else I'm getting see
bass maaster class. The difference between douchebags and cool guys.
It is the one show, The Woody Show. All right,
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(01:34:13):
we mentioned January fourteenth, a couple of the holidays today,
and there's three that I saw and I thought of
Greg immediately. Today. Greg is organize your home Day, always
a good idea, all right. It's also World Logic Day.
Oh we could use more of than appreciated.

Speaker 8 (01:34:28):
I appreciate it and lack a lot of it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
And Greg, I also thought about you on this one
today is Feast of the Ass day.

Speaker 8 (01:34:35):
Beast of the Ass.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
I'm not making that up.

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
That I'm assuming literally, Yes, that's probably what it is.
But Greg had talked about tossing sound at one point.
I forget exactly how it came up and what the
context was. It was my strange addiction like things he's
just like addicted to.

Speaker 8 (01:34:52):
Was this like I can't even focus?

Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
Like did you say that you would tossed a salad?
Or was it like a never have I ever type
of thing?

Speaker 8 (01:34:59):
Or have I verse?

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
I have?

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:35:02):
Okay, what haven't the list of what I haven't done?
Would be really sure I have done?

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Are you a salad tossing enthusiast or like the old
rusty trombone?

Speaker 8 (01:35:12):
You know, I see those what do you call those things?
Not a sex man?

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
They used to be called the rolodex of love like that.

Speaker 8 (01:35:21):
I don't. I never understood that, Like, I don't know
what that is.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Well, if you put your.

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
Put your lips on someone's salad and then the you
know how you play a trumbone.

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
You're from the front.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Oh yeah, so you're.

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
You're you're tossing salad and you got I'm sure and
it's rusty on account of your lips.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Brown.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
Okay, see what I'm saying, seeing what we're saying, are
you visualized I've probably done that?

Speaker 8 (01:35:49):
Yes? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
Today is cesarean Section Day. Okay, congratulations all the husbands
out there. Uh International Kite Day.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
Oh hell yeah, I got mad Kites. Today is National
Dress Up your Pet Day. Oh I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Another one for menace here, National Shop for Travel Day.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
I'm ready.

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
Every day it's National Hot Pistrami Sandwich Day, which I
think is another thing for tossing south.

Speaker 8 (01:36:15):
Let's probably let's do the hot Pastrami.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
Birthday's Porner Birthday coming up here in just a second.
A couple of things. Two famous TV homes have been
destroyed in those wildfires. The house where Royce siblings were
shown strategizing during season four Successions. Yes, that house burned down.

Speaker 5 (01:36:34):
It's like one hundred and twenty five million dollar mansion.

Speaker 8 (01:36:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
And the estate that was used as Gene Smart's side
mansion on hacks.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Yay House too.

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
Oh yeah, by some miracle. James Woods says that his
house is still standing, but Jeff Bridges, Mel Gibson, Anthony
Hopkins weren't so lucky. Their houses are gone. So you
know who else lost their house? Heidi Montag and Spencer Brattle. Yes,
and so Spencer has been asking his fans to stream
Heidi's twenty ten album Superficial so they can get some

(01:37:05):
more income. And thanks to all of their fans support,
the album was number one on iTunes beat out Bad Bunnies,
Newest Down Wow, which okay, fine, I get it. But
here's where he lost me, and he went full douchebag.
Spencer posted to social media about how her album had
become number one, and he thanked his fans and even
said quote, who needs a house, who needs clothes, who

(01:37:28):
needs anything? With this level of clout pop stardom, He's
not serious. I was watching, I was watch doesn't matter.
You just don't say that right now.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
That's yeah, I was watching a live streamm It just
popped up in my feed of him talking, and he's like, yeah,
it's It's crazy how I've been rebranded because of where
I live, because after the TV show went away, I've
been a poor loser my for the past decade. But
now that my house has gone and where I lived,

(01:37:57):
I was a rich person that doesn't need any help. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:38:02):
He also with all this, he's been live streaming a bunch.
But for her too, for her song to become number
one on Billboard, it needs radio play, So Spencer was
calling for anyone in radio play the song.

Speaker 9 (01:38:19):
So that they can reach number one on Billboard because.

Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
That's the hook them up.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
But we've heard about streaming revenues and stuff that what
the artists actually get me? So what are you gonna
get like ten cents and fifteen cents? Well, I forget
who it was. It had like a billion streams and
like what that like equated out?

Speaker 8 (01:38:33):
To forget it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:35):
Let's not forget that. Both Heidi and Spencer have appeared
on Cameo and the Cheapo in the past. Here and
The Woody Show. Yeah doing that awesome?

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
Oh yeah, that's right, and gave us one of the
classic clips.

Speaker 17 (01:38:45):
That Oh, I just want to send so much love
to my favorite radio show, the Woodsy Shot.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
Yes favorite, amazing.

Speaker 17 (01:38:54):
I mean, there's so many amazing parts of this show.
But yes, it's Heidi here, and I just wanted to say,
you know that you guys are amazing, especially Woodsy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:39:05):
I got how bad she did on that because I
put everyone, I put a little fact about everybody on
the show.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Yeah, she can only she decided she only wants.

Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
To focus on Woodsane.

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
Yeah, it's her favorite, the Woods. Yeah you're her favorite.

Speaker 19 (01:39:16):
Oh yeah, got show. Shimkay, we're gonna it's shimmer Day.
We're gonna Sita. She was like, it's Shimay, and you
know we don't do what all right.

Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
Starting with the birthdays. Happy birthday to Dave Grohl, who's
had better years. He's fifty six years old. He Greg Gory.
Jason Bateman's birthday is today the date Earth and arrested
development a bunch of other things.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
He's fifty six years old. Ll Cool Jay is fifty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
You got Zach Wilde, the leader of the banded Black
Label Society, also Ozzie's former guitarist.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
He's fifty eight.

Speaker 4 (01:39:51):
He's a pan Terra's current guitarist.

Speaker 8 (01:39:53):
So yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
Carrie Green, she was Andy Carmichael and the Goonies, she's
fifty eight. Steven Soderberg, the director, is sixty two. And
Slick Rick, the eyepatch wearing rap pioneer, the ruler, sixty
years old. And your porno birthday today is Lulu Chu
and she's had her fortune cookie cracked open in four
hundred and ninety three fine films, including My Hot Asian

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Stepsister needs some more Practice before college. That's a long title.
She was in Hardcore Swallower volume one. Yeah, she was
in My Virginity as a Burden Volume.

Speaker 9 (01:40:28):
Eighty, Take it Away.

Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
I love that she was fantastic again, from poker to Pounding.
She was in the holiday favorite Lick My Candy Cane
and who can forget her unforgettable role in from Workout
to squirt Out, squirt Out. Hell Ya, that's Lulu Chuh.
She's twenty four years old today. And that is your
porno birthday, your celebrity birthday is and that is a

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More fun than Gonerrhea. I mean I've had gone are
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Speaker 4 (01:41:06):
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Speaker 5 (01:41:25):
Yeah, text.

Speaker 7 (01:41:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
So that was some of the Gina had for us.
We were always wondering about stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:41:32):
All your questions answered.

Speaker 8 (01:41:34):
Curiosity.

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Couldn't work at a funeral home, certainly couldn't do those things.
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Speaker 8 (01:42:12):
Yeah, Spinners are quitters.

Speaker 18 (01:42:17):
We love.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
I mean it's acceptable doing it wrong.

Speaker 8 (01:42:24):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Right, it's acceptable, but you know, not preferable.

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
What do you care?

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
Well, hey, look I've always said yeah because well you know,
I've always said, if once I have given a gift,
what you do with that gift? Do you feel on
to regift it?

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
Or get rid of it or get rid of it
or whatever that is up to you?

Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
Can I give it back?

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
No, I don't want That's the one thing I don't
want the gift back.

Speaker 8 (01:42:50):
After you've given it a gift.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
Yeah, you can give it to somebody else. Snowball that dude,
somebody I am. Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank
you so much for giving the Woody Show some of
you able time this morning. You know we'd love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday, Have yourself a
great day. SMD Doblem I quit this bitch

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