FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 17th 2025 Podcast

Mark of Mark and Brain in studio, Cart Narc's, News Headlines & More! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is doomed to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I think.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Morning. Well,
the day today is January seventeenth, twenty twenty five, and today,
ladies and gentlemen is front of I know I feel

(01:02):
the same way. Thank you for being here. I'm Woodie.
That's great, gory boy would minutes. Happy Friday to you.
Happy Friday. We got gena grad SeaBASS is here. There
is Sammy Bord is here. We got Morgan, there's Von
our video producer and the VIP. You've made it. It's Friday.
Let's get through it into the weekend. It is the
Woody Show, all right, it is official. Phones are open

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eight seven seven forty four Woody Friday, check in. Send
those over on the text over to two two nine
eight seven. We do have the DYQ coming up for
you this morning. And we have a special guest who's
going to join us today. His name is Mark Thompson,
and he was one half of a radio show that
just dominated for thirty years in Los Angeles, a legendary

(01:50):
morning radio program, The Mark and Bryan Show. They're radio
Hall of Famers. He has since retired, but he's still
like a He is still a very fun old man,
still loves talking. Yeah, I mean like he's like become
a really good friend of mine. Over the last couple
of years, Gina used to work with him at a
different radio station. Like after Mark and Brian with their

(02:11):
separate ways, Gina worked with them on another show on
another station. And Sammy actually started her radio career as
a phone screener for the Mark and Brian Show. And
so Mark Thompson is going to join us today, and
so I put some stuff in the show today that I.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Think that he would really enjoy. Oh yeah, yeah, but
I know.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
There of course what he show, fan favorites and stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
I know that you guys will like to.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
But the again, the goal today just get through the
morning into the weekend as quickly as we can. A
couple of things. Isn't this adorable cors Light? And now
it's a clever new marketing stunt.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
It's cut all right.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
They are temporarily changing the name from Corslight to Monday's
Light on a ConA the worst Monday of the year,
the Monday after the Super Bowl, so people can go
out and they can buy a case of the Mondays.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
It sounds like somebody's got a case of the Munder's getting.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
What would you like for that?

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Would you like a let's see, how about either like.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
A maybe a Jaws getting Jaws getting in.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Get it gette.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
I was thinking, like, you know, since Wicked's been so big,
maybe like a Wizard.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Smart smart, get.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Get it out and buy a case of the Monday.
You're right, why would you want to buy?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Speaking of buying, Amazon is ending their Tribe before You
Buy option for Prime members used to allow Prime members
to try on select clothing items, including shoes, accessories, at
home before you would actually purchase them. So basically like
you'd order up to six items on that trial basis,
and you have seven days after you get it to
return anything you didn't want to keep without being charged.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
The last day to use that is come up on
January the thirty first. What's up with the shipping system?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Man?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Like?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Right?

Speaker 8 (04:04):
I guarantee you that's why they don't want to do it.
They don't want to pay for it. But you know
with Amazon Prime, like, oh, get it tomorrow, then I
get it a couple of days later, Like, what is
going on Amazon?

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Such a liar?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Because I, okay, there are some are you just not
reading what it says the delivery is going to be
because sometimes it'll know how to use Amazon, all right,
And I'm just I'm just asking because like there are
some that say, oh, delivery between you know, the whatever
and the whatever, the two dates. Yeah, and then I
want to say, uh, delivery by tomorrow at eight pm. Yeah,
you know, and so you're saying then the ones that
say about eight pm the next day, yeah, and then

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it'll say.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
It's right when you buy it, say it.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
Will change it up on you.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Really.

Speaker 9 (04:43):
That has happened to me a few times.

Speaker 10 (04:45):
One time I know it's been operator error because I
picked a different color and didn't realize a different color
and a different date and.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Look barely on Amazon.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
So just happened to me. Trying not to get a boner.
But I'm getting a new vacuum cleaner, I know, I know,
and said by it today, you'll get it tomorrow. Then
the next day came, yeah, now it'll be in two days.
That two days went by. Now I'm going to get
it a next Thursday. Monarch I know what kind of
vacuum is it, Greg, It's some like portable one because

(05:15):
we got to portable. Well no, I mean like a
cordless I should say, oh, because it's just for this
one rug that we got that is so thin that
when you use a regular vacuum on it, it just
like wrinkles it up and sucks it up.

Speaker 9 (05:27):
So you can't have that.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
It's like a specific for this one rug.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
But I know, I know you're harny, I know.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
And then what's the other thing, the medical thing you
were talking about meta speaking of Amazon, like Amazon?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Was it?

Speaker 8 (05:38):
Oh, the doctor's on the yeah, one medical, one medical.

Speaker 9 (05:42):
I've used that.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
They're great.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
I keep seeing more commercials now for it too.

Speaker 11 (05:46):
It's interesting because it's like I used it to go
get a physical and then they want me to keep
paying nine dollars a month.

Speaker 9 (05:50):
It's like, well, no, ill.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
Because you kind of just use it as your primary doctor.

Speaker 9 (05:55):
But I almost never go to the doctor.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
So amazons for you now come with a gas discount
as well. You could save ten cents a gallon at
approximately seven thousand BP affiliated stations across the country, including Amco, AMPM,
and so Amazon. They did the math and they say
that for the average driver, it saves you about seventy
bucks a year.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
You know, if you have one of those cute electric vehicles,
they're gonna be rolling out an EV charging savings off
for next year. I guess that would be technically this year.
We're here at BP Pulse, which is BP's electric vehicle
charging business.

Speaker 9 (06:31):
Okay, CP not doing too great. They're laying off a
bunch of people.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Well, maybe that's why they're teaming up with Amazon probably
or maybe Amazon will take them over. Remember they bought
out Whole Foods. Yeah, you know, maybe they buy out
all these BP stations and then they make this.

Speaker 9 (06:44):
You know, another Dug center.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
They get into the gas game.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Guess who's gas? Amazons?

Speaker 8 (06:48):
All these Amazon grocery stores too, right, they paused those.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Something's going on.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Man. I've been into one of those and it is
I yeah, like a regular grocery.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Maybe they was. They're getting thought because it's not a
perfect system. Like a lot of people get out of
there with stuff they just didn't pay for and they'll
never pay for.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
The one I went to had regular checkers because it
just didn't to start to check out.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah, because there's some there's a new system at the
Intuit Dome in Los Angeles, and they were rolling that
out and the bartender even told my wife and the
person that she was there with. They're like, yeah, you
just you just leave because that's the even that when
you get the drinks at the bar and you walk
out and goes. Most of the time, it's not even
catching nice people like we're giving away so much free booze.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
So I mean, it's just it's still like a working program.
Now the reason to go, We're gonna take a quick break.

Speaker 8 (07:33):
Who the hell you an adult baby, Woody show well,
great news, it's Friday.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
I know you getting through the morning Friday morning. It's
January seventeenth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That
is great Gordon. Hi, wood Man's good morning to you.

Speaker 9 (07:52):
Good morning, Woody.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
There's a ginogram.

Speaker 9 (07:54):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Sammy is here.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
We got Sea Bass putting the final touches onto d
uy Q, which were gonna have for you this hour.
And Mark Thompson is here, Good morning, Good morning. Do
you miss doing this?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I don't know what's happening. Yeah, this is like our
rocket shit and you I came in you guys are
recording this and recording that. And I asked Sammy. It
took her thirty seconds. He explained to me that five
am is five am. So listen, I appreciate you inviting me.
I'm looking forward to it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Mark sen with us all morning. And you know, so
here's the thing. This is how we know Mark. Mark
is a legend. Okay, he will tell you that himself.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
Oh he'll be.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
He'll be the first time. He's all right, be nice
to the guest. Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
So Mark and Brian huge successful radio show, syndicated but
dominated Los Angeles for damn near thirty years on KOs
and Menace and Greg and I we didn't grow up
listening to because we weren't from the area, but I
still knew about.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, right, that's anyway travel so big.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
They're radio Hall of famers something we will never achieve
them in a billion years. However, they're in the radio
Hall of Fame. But Gina worked with Mark.

Speaker 9 (09:14):
Yeah, I'm repping the merch today.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
So after Mark and Brian, after twenty seven twenty eight
something like that year's twenty seven twenty seven years, he
went to go do his own thing and hired Gina.

Speaker 8 (09:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
And then way before that, when it was still Mark
and Brian, a very young Sammy Marino was like a
phone screener for your show and yeah, I'm.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
Not sure, yeah, so long ago.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
And then I met her, but I didn't know her.
And then Mark wrote a book and I heard about
this book from another radio friend of mine in Houston.
He's like, dude, you got to read this book. I go, huh,
And so I downloaded the audio book. I listened to
the whole thing. I'm like, man, I got to reach
out to I was only like maybe a quarter the
way through it already, I'm like, this is so good,
and I wanted to reach out to him. So I
hit up Sam because I knew that he that you

(10:02):
knew him.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
And so then Mark and I started talking, and I
think we've become great friends.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
We have. I've enjoyed our times together. And it wasn't
too long until we began talking that I realized I
am incredibly stupid and I don't know what he's saying. No,
I'm not kidding. You are so far aheare. Look. I
would go into the radio station, flip on the mic
and tell a few jokes and hope that some of
them landed. You were talking about rocket ship crap and

(10:29):
I didn't quite understand.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
But well, it's quite the production, you know, with how
we have to you know, do the show and how
things get put together and.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Absolutely and it's it is just an amazing swirl for me.
Like I came in this morning and I was watching
and listening to what you were doing, and it's pretty
confusing to an old guy, but I really enjoy it.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Yeah, I love that watch.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
And Mark's been a great mentor you have, You've been
a really great mentor. That's someone who's done what I've
been doing now. But for you know, twenty plus years
to one place. Overall, how long were you in radio,
like for like total of what one hundred years?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Fifty five fifty six. Yeah, I got it at sixteen
when I was seventy in nineteen seventy three, and it
and I heard this is for old radio dogs. But
I heard a box of air checks at sixteen, because
you know, you get a job at a radio station
and you're there all the time because you can be well,
they can't kick me out, you right, And I heard

(11:28):
this box of air checks and those guys they sounded
so good. I wanted to be that.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeah, guys will send in these air check these demos
to radio stations and trying to get jobs, and so
basically it's just like as it's a it's a little
clips from whatever they were doing on their on their
like an audition tape, right exactly.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
So yeah, you listened to it, He's like, well.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
And I wanted to be that. And I realized I
was never going to make it by staying in my hometown.
I left, climbed the ladder job to job. It was
the greatest adventure. And it's true what they say, it
is not the destination, it's the journey. I had the
best time. And if a gen came down and said,
I'll let you do it again. But the key is
I can't change anything, and I said, Rocket, let's go.

Speaker 12 (12:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
So I mean in the book is fantastic.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
It's called don't drop the uh, don't bump the record,
kid uh, And you can find it online in the audiobook.
And I always let anybody who's known for doing any
kind of like audio media, so like whether it's a
broadcaster or a podcaster, someone who's a public speaker, I'd
much rather hear their book than read it, even if

(12:31):
you know because you it's in your voice, and the
stories are great, the celebrity stuff, some wild stuff like
you gotta you gotta check it out, even if you
have no real interest in radio. It's just the whole.
Like you said that journey it was. It was a
really really well done book. And you'll like this, Greg.
It's a it goes to charity. So it wasn't like
a big money it's not a money making thing for you.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well that's what I claimed.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, I met Alice in Eastwood. I my massive animal lover,
dog and cats, all of them actually, but the ones
I've lived in the house won't leave, and so I
wanted to help. She was building a rescue center, a
place where dogs and cats are pulled from kill shelters,
and that could go in there. I wrote her a check,

(13:16):
gave her the entire thing, all of it. We're still
My wife comes to me because she keeps track of it.
She goes, you made seventeen bucks last week, and so
the thing is still shrickling along.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Yeah, I've told a billion people about it, so well,
you're kind probably responsible for at least six Well that's
seventeen dollars.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
I have to tell you, when I started out, I
had never written a book, didn't know how to write
a book, and I thought, maybe I should buy a
book that teaches me how to read or write a book.
And I thought, that's stupid. Yeah, I just started writing.

Speaker 9 (13:46):
Who would do that?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
But I will say I had an idea of where
I wanted it to go. But when you start a
long process like writing a book, it takes you down
different paths you didn't expect to go. And while I
was in the middle of that, I thought, but I thought,
if I just keep writing and I look at it later,
I don't like it, just take it out. So the
process was Oh, and be aware, seriously, when you open

(14:11):
up the doors of your memories, when they're joyous memories,
it's fantastic because you live in these rooms, your memories
for weeks at a time as you write these stories,
and the bad ones those come out to Dude's they
I woke stuff up that was thirty forty years old,
and I couldn't sleep. That crap is still in there

(14:32):
and it still frickin hurts. So be careful. It's weird
how vivid it is.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
Is it easier once you get going, because I imagine
writing the first sentence would take a year, you know.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I decided to go chronologically, start at the beginning of
the Mark and Brien thing, take it to the end.
That was the concept, and that's what I tried to do.
My joy, the fun that I learned of writing is rewriting,
getting that first draft out, getting it all back because
I can't type, and I actually typed this. I didn't

(15:07):
do a ghostwriter. And yeah, and so you can go
back when you're rewriting. You can take a chunk out,
you could rewrite a chunk. You could rewrite that. That
was the part I love the most.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
And other people can do it for you too. You
can get like a ghost writer. But you you're a writer.
He's written movies, screenplays, Yeah, you know, all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I'm self named a writer. But I do enjoy the process.
Is a problem with it. And the other problem is
that I don't know when to stop the rewrite. You
keep redoing it and redoing. That's my problem a lot
of times. Yeah, yeah, and I struggle with that. But
you're kind to say those words. I've it's a great book.
It was thoroughly enjoyable and I'm very proud of it. Yeah,

(15:49):
and you should check it out.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
And it all goes to Dugans, to the Dugans, So yeah,
don't bump the record, kid Mark Thompson, So just to
go online and check it out again, I recommend you
download the audio book. For a guy who made a
very nice living sitting and telling stories and you know,
being able to communicate through an audio medium with others professionally,

(16:13):
that's the way to do it.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
My least favorite part of that was the redo's on
the audio book, because they'll sometimes be a glitch. You've
got a book that's ten twelve hours, so there's glitches.
And you go back here with the producer and he says, okay,
here's all the glitches, and there were thirty of them
on that day. So he has to play a clip
of the line that the glitch is in so that

(16:35):
you can get the energy election and.

Speaker 9 (16:37):
I don't want to do that's fun.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Yeah, Well, we're going to hopefully learn a lot from
Mark about how to be a better show and how
to eventually, you know, make some kind of make some
kind of real impact.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah, we're doing okay, but I mean you know, can
always be better. Yeah, I mean you know Radio Hall
of Fame. Yeah, please, that's a there's some people that
there's guys I know that are in radio. They have
like stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I go,
I never even heard of.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
You, you know.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Meanwhile, we can't get the Employee of the Month award
at our own radio station.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I when we got our star on the Walk of Fame,
you get to choose where it goes, and they give
you this this map of stuff that's available. I could
have gone really kind of anywhere that that I wanted
to go with it. But there was a spot in
front of the Hollywood Wax Museum, which is the worst.

(17:34):
I saw Jack Nicholson and it looked like Ann Margaret
after this thing, So I said, we need to be
right there. Yeah, yeah, that's perfect.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Well.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Mark Thompson's here. He's hanging out with us this morning.
As you know, we got the DUIQ coming up next.
I think you'll enjoy that. Phones are open if you
want to play eight seven seven forty four what as
you know? We need one contest and we got Sea
Bass with the Drunks on the street. Answer the trivia questions.
You have to try to guess if the drunk will
get the question right yes or no. And then we
take some fun guesses with uh, Sammy and Menace and

(18:04):
see if they'll know it.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Now what do I get to play?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
So?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Of course, dude, just calmed down.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Dude, you are one of us today. You got to
slum it with us.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Dude, Woodie, I gotta tell you to be back at
a live radio station. I vibe on this crap and
to be in here. Everything's kind of weird, wacky and new,
but I'm sure digging in. I've got coffee now. Sammy's
sitting next to me. Which one of those are going
to change?

Speaker 4 (18:31):
I've had so many trees.

Speaker 9 (18:32):
I didn't even tell you what trees I hid.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
I'm gonna double now this is a show, all right,
Welcome back everybody. Our guest here is to do this
morning is Mark Thompson, formerly of the Mark and Brian
radio Show, friend of The Woody Show, and now a podcaster.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Where do people find your podcast?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Uh? It's everywhere that podcasts are. Wow, somebody saying that, No,
it's it's Uh, it's me yapp and I do one
a week. It's primarily guests when I can find one
that's worth listening to. But it's a lot of fun
and f quality and jokes and crap that I love doing.
And so I took whatever it was I used to do,

(19:14):
and I do it on that once a week.

Speaker 9 (19:16):
And what do we call that?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, thank you, surprising Sammy, you didn't bring that up.
It is called what.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
You do and when you do.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, it's I talk to people, you know, honestly, And
I think all of you in the room know this.
Celebrities for the most part, are boring.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
They are, but we don't do we don't do a
lot of guests.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Well, they come in, the celebrities, they come in, they
promote through a movie and they have nothing else to say.
It's I talk to people that do interesting things. Oh, Gina,
you're gonna love this. I got a guy coming up.
His business is he goes in after murder into Okay,
you've already got calmed down, I'm not finished. This is

(19:59):
gonna blow your head. This guy's company they go in
their bread and butter is they clean up after a suicide. Boy,
but get this, their their their side gig that they're
just starting is they go in and sort out homes
of hoarders. That's that's what I talked to. I talk

(20:22):
to people that do things like that.

Speaker 9 (20:24):
That's so much better than celebrities.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and and so it's that, it's and
it is hard to find. Like I talked to one guy.
I learned how to separate because I used to do
the entire show that I would go to the interview,
but if the interview sucks, I can't use the rest
of the show. So I started doing the recording separately.
I talked to one guy. I was on with him
for a frickin' hour. He could not answer a question,

(20:51):
what do you mean? I mean, I could say, say
ABC to me, he's incapable of doing it night.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
We've met people, Yeah, I know you're talking about now,
we've met people like that.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I was sitting there doing the interview and I kept
thinking this was deep into it, and I realized, I'm
talking to an insane man. Maybe I can edit this together.
And then I realized, whatever stories he did get to,
we're worth hearing. So I just had to bail on
the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
So it's called what You Do. It's available wherever you
find podcasts. Mark Thompson's podcast. I want to hear that.
I want to have them together. The clean up guy questions, yeah,
and then the hoarding, the hoarding stuff.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
And this has always been a dream of mine, is
to talk to And you might think this is stupid.
A hand model. How do you get it to you? Audition?
How do you get the jobs? It would be exactly,
wouldn't that be interesting?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (21:44):
These are the kind of how they're insured for like
a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, yeah, these are the kind of people. And I'd
also talked to a guy who lives in London, Christopher Tester.
At the time I talked to him, he was a
budding voiceover artist. He just won this year Voiceover Artist
of the Year.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
And it's pretty amazing to listen to him and watch
him do what he does. I found him amazing. But
that's what the show's about. But primarily most of it
is me screwing around having a good time.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Hell, we do exactly, yeah, but you do it on
your own terms, now, which is great. That's the dream.

Speaker 11 (22:18):
And once a week, all right.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Friday morning, Time
for today's dumb Ass Contest and today's dumbass contest is
the dupe you need.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
To play along with this Mark.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
We're just trying to guess if his drunk person that
sea bass here to your right has talked to you. Well,
they know the answers to the super easy tribute questions.
And if the person on the phone who's are contesting
and can get it two out of three times correctly,
they will be the winner. They'll get a prize. We're
just doing it for fun. Guess he was Sammy and menace?
If they will get an answer or not? Right now,
let me ask where do you find these drunk people?

Speaker 11 (22:57):
Oh, typically in tourist spots, so I think Vegas Boulevard,
Bourbon Stream, Broadway, Sixth Street, the Big the big, open
your drunk markets. Sometimes music festivals, and sometimes it's just
at the backstage at a Woode show party.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Sometimes it's one of us.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, I wouldn't imagine. This is hard, but you've got
to get them to give permission to do it. They're drunk.
Is that a tough pull?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Number one?

Speaker 9 (23:20):
I don't Number two, I thought you're a professional.

Speaker 11 (23:25):
When you're speaking into a microphone and a man has
asked you if you would like to do a contest
for the radio where you asked their tributa questions that's implied.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
And also when you're on the street because there's no
there's no expectation of privacy.

Speaker 9 (23:35):
Yeah, I don't know, how dare you look out for
the contestants.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Let's yeah, yeah, let's go to the phones and get
our contestants.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
How to James?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Hey James?

Speaker 4 (23:44):
What's that man?

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
All right?

Speaker 4 (23:48):
So we're playing the d uy Q. Now before we
get to the questions that account towards you win in
a prize or not, we're gonna hear this drunk and
we're gonna kind of get an idea just how with
it or not with they are?

Speaker 5 (23:56):
And who is this c BA?

Speaker 11 (23:58):
This is Kira and he was pounding in an open
bottle of liquor, which is only legal in a few cities,
not in Nashville, like where I talked to Kira, And
she's gonna tell us how she's doing that, why she's
doing it, and what the consequences of that are.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
All right right now, drunk and holiday.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
So you in one hand, you've got a bottle of
Jose Querdos.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
On the other hand, palsy from taco bell with a
little ice, the cocks hassling.

Speaker 13 (24:20):
You would all know you're drinking straight to quila and
chasing you with cola on a public street.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
No, I can't think that is. I'm just here for
a good.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Time, not long time.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
That's a good legal defense scale of one to ten.
How drunk would you say you are right now?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Well, I'm not blacked out, So I was a a.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Do you recall the last time you've blocked out? No?
My definition, I guess.

Speaker 11 (24:47):
I guess whatever you said just sound totally out of it.
That classic combo Cuervo and cola. Yeah, yeah, sure, Well
depends on the questions are I mean? I typically my
my go to, especially before they show us anything mark,
is to say no, they're not going to know it.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
That's typically my strategy. We get yeah sometimes, but this
gal like grab it much. And I do love drunk
people because they just have to do that.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I have to talk louder.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Yeah, because just in case you can't hear. All right,
So James, are you ready for question number one?

Speaker 6 (25:20):
I'm ready?

Speaker 4 (25:20):
All right, Sammy Sea bass menace everybody here, we go,
leave the line, friends, romans, countrymen, lend me.

Speaker 11 (25:30):
Lend me Mark also, yeah, we don't don't. We don't
blurt out the answer on it, don't know. We have
two special needs students who are working on it as
we are thinking about it.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
So Sammy's she's got the pen and paper, she's working
over there.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
All I say is whether I think she's gonna get it?
Collect I've listened to the podcast by Calm down, look
a little homework. I like that.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
All right, so let's let's start with you, Greg.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
What do you think I'm going to Let's say no
to uh no to Menace, notice it you have triple though.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
I agree, But I think Sammy might get this one.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
She seemed and by the look on her face, she's
smiling and she looks kind of confident.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Right.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
I think Kira doesn't get it. I think Menace doesn't
get it, but I think Sammy does. Gina grad same.

Speaker 9 (26:19):
I wrote down, Kira, no, Menace, no, Sammy.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Yes, Okay, okay, what do you think, Mark Thompson.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
The drunk gal has no shot? Okay whatsoever? Sammy's gonna
get it, Gina is gonna get it. I think everybody
else is gonna get it, but the drunk gal.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Alright, I did I think Gina is gonna get it
as well. All right, what do you think here, James,
Yes or no to question number one. Is Kira, our
drunk friend, going to get this right?

Speaker 6 (26:49):
I'm gonna have to say no, no, it's because she
is an eight out of ten?

Speaker 4 (26:53):
All right, all right, well, let's see how we do
around here in the room. First with Menace and Sammy.
Question number one.

Speaker 13 (27:00):
Lead the line, friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Menace your hand, your hand, Sammy, your ears?

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yes, so Sammy got let me well, I mean, you
know that makes sense. Let me lend me a hand.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Here, say like a cup of sugar or a wrench
an egg?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah? All right.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Now, let's see if we get a point on the
board for our contestant, James.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Here.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Question number one.

Speaker 13 (27:30):
Leave the line, friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
A drake, drake, drake anything they gonna get you drunk?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
All right?

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, all right, well, good, good news, James. You're on
the board. You got yourself a point. You need one
more point in order to win this round of the
d U y Q. Question number two.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
What team is the current w n v A rating champion?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
I can't answer that as anybody in the room now
that answer.

Speaker 11 (28:00):
Nope, have you not been watching the news for the
past year. The w n b A is the biggest
and best thing ever. And everyone watched.

Speaker 9 (28:07):
W backpocket that one for a bonus point.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Menis w NBA.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
What team is the current w n B A rating champion?

Speaker 10 (28:15):
All right, what do you think, Gina grad I think
this is going to be a triple no. And I
don't blame him, all right.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm going triple no, triple, quadruple, triple no. Mark Times,
absolutely no. But this gal that's come into the w
n b A, she's making it a bet. That's it.
I believe she's not only a massive on the court,
but she's a good person. Yeah, it really is. It's
gonna make it better for the rest of.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Now, Mark, you say that as a man of a
certain age, you believe that despite having to come out
of the kitchen, it's good that she's going to do this.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Anything.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
You're a guy, I'm going to give you his whole number, Like, look,
if you're not gonna be the kitchen, you might as
well be on the court. And Mark said that what
I got that what Mark said I.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Was at radio long enough not to say that crowd.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
And that's why that's why he left. That's why he's
in the Radio Hall of Fame, you know. All right,
So what do you think here, James? Do you think
that she's gonna get it?

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Or no?

Speaker 9 (29:18):
I do not think so?

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Now do not think so?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
All right?

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Question number two for the d U I Q. What
team is the current w n v A rating champions.
You're gonna have to help me out here, because I
don't know if it's right. They could say anything. I
wouldn't know if it's right or wrong.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Help you out.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
We'll start with you, Sammy, the Las Vegas Aces, the
Las Vegas Aces, Menace New York, New York.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
What is the answer?

Speaker 9 (29:41):
I'm looking it up right, You're the one the question
this question.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
The question could have been name an between.

Speaker 8 (29:50):
Three teams that was New York, Indye or.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
In New York.

Speaker 9 (29:55):
I got the Spark New York, what Menace New York?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (29:58):
Ladies, Ladies New York, New York beat Minnesota, The Liberty
beat the Liberty, New York Liberty.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Then well, luckily, the point of this game is not
the answer of the question, because that was awful yeah,
that was about the fun part is just guessing. He's
all right, uh New York, New York boys.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
All right, what did you put down the Las Vegas
Aces the year before that?

Speaker 11 (30:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Yeah, that's that's the thing. I knew that they have
a really good team, like Vegas is a good w
NBA team.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I knew that. Whenever we have time, I want to
tell you a game we used to play with celebrities
on Mark and Bryant. It was a lot of fun.
I don't share it with you. You may to steal
it it.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
I'd love to do that. Yeah, yeah, all right. Question
number two d u i Q.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
What team is the current w n B A rating champion?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
That's women's national basketball right.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Very big sports that everyone pays attention to. I'm gonna
say Louisiana.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Louisiana.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Correct. James, congratulations, you're the winner here on the d
u i Q. You didn Wait, my friend, that's a
big win going into a weekend. But we appreciate you.
Listen to the Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
All we ask you to do is hang on so
we can get your information. There's James. Everybody, good job James, thank.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
You, James? All right, yeah, love love you too.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Louisiana's team is good, though, right, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (31:26):
Yeah, you tell us who is it?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Who?

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Louisiana ladies, We never got the No, we did, New
York Who?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
All right?

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Who won the NBA Championship last year?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
No idea, it.

Speaker 8 (31:39):
Wasn't the Celtics last year.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
That's right, the Celtics were in. Yeah, it was the Celtics.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
All right, Hey.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Look at this all right?

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yeah, alright, I'll tell you basketball is like the basketball
and soccer. Those are the two main sports. I don't
pay really any attention to. I love basketball. I mean
in person, I can pretty much do anything in person.

Speaker 9 (32:04):
Yeah, it's fast moving, it's fun.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
All right.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Well, James didn't need the question number three. We have
one more question. This is just for around the room.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
D u i Q.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
What does s u V stand for in relation to vehicles?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Okay, we'll again.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
I'm going no with her again, Kira, No menace, Yes, Sammy, yes,
I second that third that Mark Thompson. No, just no
on any of that.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
I can get part of it, but not all of it.
You can't, I don't think.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yes you can, Yes you can.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Are you serious?

Speaker 11 (32:42):
Well?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
I think so.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Even TV s UV. Don't say what it is.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, I'm not going to say I know how to
play the game, all right, all right, yeah yeah.

Speaker 9 (32:53):
Your triple no, he says, yeah, but you're on triple No.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
You don't think anybody like Samuel.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I'm sorry, I'm sitting here trying to struggle whether I
know it here.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
I thought you knew the game.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I think two of them will ain't Sammy.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Alright, well here we go. Question number three, d U
I Q.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
What does s u V stand for in relation to vehicles?

Speaker 8 (33:17):
Menace street all terrain vehicle Jesus Christ.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
All right, Sammy, sport utility vehicle. Bring a bell, Mark.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I'll be honest, didn't have sport utility really. I thought
suburban was in there somewhere. Now listen, dude, cars are
not my thing.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Okay, all right, but you've been a lot.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
See this is one of the thing. Maybe this is
how Sea best feels when I don't know some of
this other stuff. But like, I feel like that's just
one of those things that you just yeah, the culture,
because the term that you use, it's not like you
explain a transmission to me. It is a normal name.
You well, yeah, all right, and also say let me
let me go to the obvious. So you're out there,

(34:01):
you're interviewing drunk people, many of them women. Have you
ever gotten laid out there doing this?

Speaker 9 (34:06):
This is a very recurring question.

Speaker 11 (34:08):
It would be very unethical off talking to drunk people
in ethics, you know, I had I did do it once,
but that was literally when I lived in the parking
lot of a strip club. So it was like I
had a I was twenty feet that way, and she
was like, hey, can I see your gross RV. So

(34:28):
it happened once and it was her idea and she
so she.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Saw the gross RV from a guy living in the
parking lot of a strip club, and she still dropped trout.

Speaker 9 (34:37):
She said, I gotta stay here. I still did.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
And also, let me say I classify, I say sex.
It could be a handy in the car. It didn't
have to be full on, pants off type of deal.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
The ladies are looking for that sort of like a
hand job would count for you, that would count as sex.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Yes, you have been married a long.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Time, which, by the way, it's different these days.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I went to.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Dinner or lunch with Woody and his wife. She's a
lot better than him. That is a rocking, hot, smart chick.
I like everything about her. Woody not so much. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (35:11):
Question number three d u i Q, what does s
u V stand for in relation to vehicles?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Super Route Unity Vicky vehicle, super Dance for Special Victim.

Speaker 11 (35:26):
MUNI super Unity Unity vehicles.

Speaker 9 (35:33):
Laughing at her, but he said that you stated for
all terrain.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Terrain. Yeah. I also love that her conviction of her
right answer, She is so cody baby. This is tell ya.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Well, that's the d u i Q.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
You guys.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah, we're gonna take a break.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Mark Thompson is here formerly of Mark and Brian, hanging
out with us this morning. More next hang up.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
And then I went to the bathroom and I came
by and the play totally different experience.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
I don't know. We're with a Woody show right now.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
And now back to show.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Well, we made a announcement yesterday, Well everybody made an announcements.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Such a big thing, this.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Fire Aid benefit concert which is coming up at the
end of the month on the thirtieth Thursday, raising money
for you know, rebuilding and just the fire victims in general.
But it's gonna be a one night only event, but
it's at both Intuit Dome and the Forum, and there's
so many artists on this lineup, everyone from Chili Peppers

(36:37):
and Billie Eilish to Dave Matthews and John Mayer earth
Wind and Fire, which a lot of the comments I
saw yesterday when they were making the announcement about this
is like, isn't that how we got in this situation
in the first place? Earth Wind and Fire, So I
guess the the least they could do is play at
the show Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Jully Roll, Katie Perry,
Lady Gaga, Rod Stewart, Sting, Stevie Nicks. Basically, I mean,

(37:01):
it's it's everybody, and I was wondering, like how they're
gonna get all these people, But there's gonna be a
lot of collaborations. Okay, so they're gonna be you know,
but it's also two different venues, right, so you can
get all the information go to all ninety eight seven
FM dot com. We're gonna be broadcasting this on our
station and a lot of the iHeartRadio stations. But tickets
are on sale next Wednesday at noon. Just go to

(37:22):
intuit Dome dot com. Slash Fire Aid Relief all.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Right, now, obviously heart's on the right place. That sounds
like a wonderful event. And if you see me there,
it's because I lost a bit. I'm just telling you. Yeah, concerts,
that kind of thing, go it. I got you. Even
if you paid me, I couldn't do it. I don't
have it.

Speaker 9 (37:42):
So there's one extra ticket available.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Speaking speaking of which, I thought, this is really funny.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
This is Gina grad spirit Animal. This woman.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
You posted this on your on your Instagram, and I'm like, man,
I know, Greg and I could totally relate. And I'm
sure Mark Thompson, who's our guest this morning, he can late.
This woman's name is uh Rashonda Elias.

Speaker 9 (38:03):
Oh yeah, she's the best, you know?

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Okay, yeah, so you know the clip I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
I do.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
So.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
She has rules for inviting her places. Okay, So if
you're gonna invite her somewhere, these this is what she expects.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Here are the rules for Inbiden me places. First, I
need to know where is this taking place?

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Has this place been.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Shot up before or rated by the police? Do they
have loose wall sockets? Do they have good toilets?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
I need to know these things are not coming now.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
I need to know what about parking, because if I
circle have not more than twice, I'm leaving.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
You should have told me to overhear. But now I'm
just going home. Yeah see, uh, Gret does that.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
That's my number one. I'll google image search like on
the location just to find out parking, right, that's genius.
Is this my number one.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Stressor now I have to tell you I also have
a place in North Carolina. Parking is not a problem.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Not a problem there.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
It's the only place I've ever lived where in traffic
and this happens once a week, I get passed by
a tractor And I'm not kidding.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Yeah, well you have that a lot. When you were
doing Mark and Brian and you were going in back
and forth to the radio station, you got passed by
tractor trailers all the time. Yeah, not tractors. I was
the idiot, got this is my fault and you missed
the traffick here.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Well, I look, when we first got to LA I
had young kids that I'm thinking, I want to buy
a house that has a yard. I want my kids
to be in and go outside. So we bought in
Santa Clarita. I had to drive forty two miles there
and forty two backs because where was kalois that was
down like USI culover city on Lassie. Yeah, you pretty

(39:35):
much lived in baker Sield. It was the dumbest move
I ever made. And then the reason I did it
the kids had two wakers and they sat in their
room and looked at computers. It's just a move, all right.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
So has this place been shot up? Is there parking?
Very important?

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Is there some place for me to sit down? Y'all
know I'm not wearing kitten heels, but I'm not standing
the whole time, and if there's no place for me
to sit, I'm not coming. I absolutely need to know
if there will be sustenance, there will there be food,
will there be drinks? Who's making it? These are things
I need to know or I'm not coming. And the
most important thing of them all who all gonna be there?

(40:11):
I need to know, And you need to be super clear.
I need to look at you dead on who all
gonna be there? Okay, because if you don't tell me,
then what then you already guessed it.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
I'm not coming.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
Yeah, that reminds me. I saw one the other day
where instead of fomo, it's Phoebe fear of being included.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
I have Phoebe.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
I suffer from Phoebe way more than I suffer from Fomo.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Right, for sure, Just stay home.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up with
the text text over to two two nine eighty seven.
Mark Thompson is here you guys, thank you for coming in. Yeah,
talk about like not one of the deal with traffic.
He stayed at a hotel last night here in Burbank
just to avoid even coming into the time that we
had him come in this morning.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Prob it would have been a problem.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
But still, well, wood he was kind enough to ask
me to come in, and so obviously I asked the
question that I would be concerned with. What time do
you need me there? And I thought he was kidding
what he said. Five a year? Yeah, good lord, Yeah
that's not bad.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
We've already been here for a few years.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
It is the show.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Hey, welcome back, It's the wity show.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Look in that butthole song, huh yeah, into it.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Mark was rocking out.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Mark Thompson is here that coffee kitchen bitch normally Mark
and Brussey.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Now he's loosening it up.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, now he's here.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Yeah, phones are open eight seven seven forty four wood
block in the.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Morning, it's too Or did you do anything but get arrested? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Well, I mean, but you're in the groove now you know.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah, why you're in the groove. This crap I made
in my hotel room. Ain't coffee? Mysk extra ready to
get it on. Let's take it till noon.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
You can miss the d u i Q. You can
find that on the podcast. Speaking of being drunk, the
Southwest Airlines filet got removed from the cockpit right before
their flight to Chicago. I want to hear this and
got a duy smelled like alcohol, was showing other signs
of intoxication. Spokesperson for Southwest says the employee has been
so fired. But here's what sucks, man. They had to

(42:24):
delay the flight four hours to find another pilot or yeah,
they had to bring somebody else.

Speaker 10 (42:30):
And I feel like I think I heard that pilots
aren't allowed to drink like twenty four forty eight hours.

Speaker 9 (42:34):
Before a flight.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
They would never drink.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Can you not get the memo for no twenty four
more like twenty four minutes should not see the Denzel
Washington movie.

Speaker 6 (42:43):
Yeah, I've watched that a thousand.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
What's that called? Which one's that again? Lights flight?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (42:48):
We still did well though ye landed, it survived.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
You know, I find it because I fly a lot.
We go back and forth, and I've gotten pretty good
at knowing what's happening when we get on the airplane.
First of all, you're lucky to get to the airplane.
A lot of times it just doesn't happen. You don't
have a plane. You have to move. I've gotten pretty
good at knowing when we're about to deplane, oh, because
they have their procedures. If they have not shut the

(43:15):
door to the plane, I register that right then. If
you ever see maintenance guys come on to the plane.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Reflective best guys, you're either going to be mega delayed
or worse, you ain't going nowhere.

Speaker 11 (43:32):
True.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
And the last time I mentioned to Linda, I looked
over and I said, we're not leaving. Yeah, And so
then they said we have to deplane, change gates, and
hope for a plane. We were lucky we got one quick.
But I get real good at knowing exactly where we are.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
In this process because all the I mean cost cutting
and radio cost cutting across all these industries.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
Cost cutting.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
On the airline industry, the Megan Skuys typically sometimes not
even like people who work for that airline, and so
it's a contracted company that has to come over. So
they're dealing with all the airlines and you're putting in
line with everybody else. And if they need something, sometimes
they gotta fly apart in because they don't house the
stuff there.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
My god, like dude, it's a mess.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I have a quick Blake Lively story speaking of airplanes.
All right, you just let me know if you want
to hear it. It's not that good.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
It was. It's not that good. Well then I guess
we'll Waitooty show. We'll be right back. Mark Thompson is here,
Good morning everyone. A lot of you know him from
the Mark and Brian show that was on KOs for many,
many years, twenty seven years. And then I went to
go work at what was one hundred point through the

(44:41):
Sound and then they sold that to Jesus, I think,
was it that's our religious station right which I look.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
I went in they only owned five radio stations, and
I was concerned, it's the Mormon church, and I was concerned.
You're not gonna like what I've got to say. We
had a meeting, we agreed to do it. I found
them the absolute best owners because they left us completely alive.

Speaker 9 (45:02):
That's the dream.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
It was the new owners that came in that sucked, right. Yeah,
they fired me and then sold it to the God
Squad people.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yeah, they came in. They bought the radio station. They
completely destroyed it, dismantled it, fired everybody, and then sold it. Yeah,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Good times.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Yeah, that's Good's good times.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I have to tell you, I'm obviously. I stayed in
a hotel, as you mentioned, and my wife texted me again,
we're a little older, and my wife's a whore, and
so she texted she tell me too, I met your wife.
She's a lot better than you, and I'll be honest
with you. I might be old, but your wife was
looking at Mark.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
She like, well, yeah, she said she did say that
you remind her of her father.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
She didn't say it, No, she didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
My horrors. Wife texted me last night, she goes tomorrow.
I can tell Alexa to play Alt ninety eight point
seven so I can listen the alt stands for alternative. Yes,
I said, thank you, Linda. I knew that she goes yeah,
but you're stupid. I wasn't sure she is good.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Do you ever have a lot of questions people? Do
you ever talk to Brian?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
I have about like when we were going in the
Hall of Fame. The big one was when we Kayla
West was about to celebrate fifty years of broadcast and
they wanted to us come back and do a show,
a full show. Yeah, And I was what, because that
meant I have to go back to work really putting
it together. And we talked a lot about that in

(46:36):
those days. But look, you've got two men that worked
together twenty seven years. Everything that we would have to
say to each other we pretty much said. But I
found it uniquely odd. After I left, and obviously he
left as well, we didn't see each other for almost
ten years. Where this is when we were staying in
a hotel in Beverly Hills, Lormitage. The kids would come,

(46:59):
we will down and had dinner and we're standing on
the street waiting for our table to get ready. I
haven't seen him in ten years. Across the street he
comes there, he is he wound up. We chatted, we
took pictures, he went to meet with somebody, and then
he came back and had dinner with us. Oh so yeah,
it happens. Not much. Yeah, we don't have a lot

(47:20):
to say other than hey, how are you good? How
are you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:23):
I think people picture like you guys fishing together and stuff.
But you cover a lot of this because I know
some of it.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
I know a lot of it just from the book
don't bump the record kit, which you can buy online. Yeah,
it goes into a lot of that stuff. But take question.
I'm sure you get that a lot time.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
I yea, it is the show.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Did you turn that down just a little bit?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
But I would stole today.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
I could listen to the radio.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
It reads the volume.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
But I don't see why I should have to turn
down the radio.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Be all right, okay, into an assisting to read the volume.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Show.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
That's right, it is the show.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
It's a household name Woodie, Greg Gore, Menace is here. Hi,
we've got Sammy, there's sea Bass. Mark Thompson is here.
Notice I went last formerly ball, you're the You're the
I guess.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
At least you got named, did I miss?

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Oh babe?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Sorry, I'm all thrown off because menace is over here everywhere.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Usually I look up and where you're sitting, Mark is
where menace is normally sitting. And so I'm thrown off everyone.
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I like there's that word again. Somebody called it homework.
But I do have balls to bust here on this program.
I've been listening this week more than I usually would
in a preparation for your appearance. This is why Mark
Thompson is in the Radio Hall of Fame. Mark, right,
I wanted to make sure I knew what I was
walking into. Okay, uh, And so I've got a few
balls to bust. I have questions. And by the way,

(48:49):
I mean, it's Friday and this weekend we've got really
good football. Do we discuss football? Of course? All right,
So at some point I've got things to I made notes, Okay,
I typed them up. Great, what do you got, Well,
I'll get to it. Let me see, Yeah, what you got?
This is actually prime time stuff. Yeah, at some point
now a lot of you, Gina, have you talked about

(49:10):
your dad? Yes, a little bit.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Okay, Gina's dad, for those of you who don't know,
was a radio sports guy, legend it for a lot
of years.

Speaker 9 (49:18):
Yeah, forty years.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Yes, Steve Grad.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, it's one of Look. I come from radio. I
fell in love with radio before I got into it,
so that's kind of where I live. And Gina told
me a story about her father. I finally met him.
What a wild, wacky dude.

Speaker 9 (49:34):
Yes, he was eccentric.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I mean, Gina, I watched her. She would. She came
over while we were doing Mark in the morning or
he did, and that was my first time to meet him.
And Gina spent the entire morning corralling yea.

Speaker 9 (49:46):
Trying to wrangle the tornado.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
But this is what we call in the business a
great radio story, and this is one of the best.
And Gina told it to me, and I adore this.
Steve Grad did sports, and normally when a sports guy,
especially sports guy, they put him in a separate room
because they absolutely smell funny. I'm not quite sure what
that is. So he would do sports and his signature.

(50:10):
Everybody knew him because he would end his sports broadcast
with Steve Grad Sports and he would yell.

Speaker 9 (50:17):
At screaming sports.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Gee to tell me the story, And I told it
to Woody and he absolutely the great story. It is
this is a radio story. So at the end he
would yell sports. The reason he was doing that it
wasn't to be a catchphrase. It's because the two guys
that were engineering his show.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Who had to run all the controls everything.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
They were in a different room, and these two guys
didn't enjoy sports and didn't listen to him, and so
he was yelling sports so that they would realize it
was over and play the freaking commercial.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Sports that I always say that this is an industry
full of C and D students, and the C students
are like what we do. The D students are the management.
If they could do what we did, this pays better.
This side of things pays better than being the management
side of things. Yeah, which is why I think there

(51:13):
dicks a lot of the times to the town. Well
that may be the case.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Now, when I first got into radio, you could look
at the parking lot and tell which cars belonged to
the jocks and which cars belonged to management. Yeah, it
was a vast difference. DJ's made nothing.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Well, I mean I'm talking about like if you were
the big morning guy, oh show or yeah some hey,
like the people who could really excel on this side
of things that they were doing. They're always doing better
than people who run the stations.

Speaker 10 (51:40):
But at one point, weren't you so poor that you
had to use your very special coin for a very
sad purchase?

Speaker 9 (51:45):
Oh god, yeah, why do you know that I know
everything about you that it was very sad.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Well, early in radio it is tough. I would get
paid once a week on Friday. It was very little.
It would run out on Wednesday, and there were on
Thursdays you don't get to eat.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
Do you remember how much your your first radio job paid?

Speaker 1 (52:04):
The first salary My first job was one hundred dollars
a week. I worked six days, six hour shifts.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Some matters. How much would that be a year? That
would be one one hundred dollars, one hundred dollars a
week a week.

Speaker 8 (52:18):
Wait, one hundred dollars a week.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
This is nineteen seventy forty.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Weeks a year.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
Yeah, okay, so one hundred dollars a week. Wait, hold on,
I'm trying to do I know.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
The number I remember?

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (52:32):
Eight thousand dollars, eight thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
And after they take out taxes that seventy nine dollars.

Speaker 14 (52:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
One of the places that that I worked with, all
the jocks made nothing, and we would run out of
cash on Thursday, and so one guy his wife would
prepare for it. So on Thursday she would make whatever
she had and we would all go over there and
eat and so. At any rate, it was a particularly
bad week. I had no money, none, and I had

(53:03):
won in the third grade. I had won a poster contest.
You know, all right, draw something. I won it and
I got a silver dollar, a nineteen sixty three silver dollar. Oh,
I kept it. I kept it, and I was proud
of it, first thing I ever won. There was a

(53:24):
tough week and Mark needed a whopper. Saw that silver
dollar came out and I bought it.

Speaker 9 (53:29):
He bought a whopper because he was so hungry. He
used his special silver I did.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I did, and it was tasty.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
Remember that scene, and stand by me when they were
all sitting on the train tracks and they pulled their money.
I got fifteen cents and then they go to the
store to get all their groceries. That was me in
the early days of radio, where I would sit with
my friends. I got three dollars. Okay, I have a
dollar eighty and then we would divvy that up, get
a case of Lucky Logger, which at the time was
three ninety because drinking came first.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:59):
Sure, anything we could do for food, and that usually
included like a gas station hot dogs.

Speaker 8 (54:05):
My friends and I would get like frozen fish sticks
and French.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
Fries and then yeah, we'd all get together and you know,
just keep buying, combined your resources.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Well, you know, I read the memo that Woody gave
everybody on the program, which I really enjoyed. Woody is
talking about here's the kind of year we're going to have.
And one of the things he said, I encourage you
to be you. And I was just talking about money
and how tight it was. And I'll be real and
say that the last thing I would do. My father
and I never got along. He was I was not

(54:36):
what he was looking for, and so I was out
there starving. I could have easily called and said I
could use a few bucks. I was never going to
give him that satisfaction. Yeah, so I spent my silver dollar,
ate that whopper and he can kiss my ass a man.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Well, Mark Thompson is here. It's great to have you here.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Thank you. Wedi thank you for having me back in
a live radio stage. I'm to have you.

Speaker 5 (54:59):
You can come in whenever you want. By the way,
well maybe I shouldn't.

Speaker 9 (55:01):
Don't tell them, that's like feeding a straight cat.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Yeah, no, I'll come in. And why am I sitting
next to Sammy?

Speaker 9 (55:06):
Why do you love me?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (55:08):
That's how you can see everybody in the room.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
To be back in a live radio station doing broadcast
for a radio guy, this is porn. This is just
I mean, I get a little lift while I walk
into a live broadcast.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
And Mark, by the way, how old are you?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
I am will be seventy this year, but you're not
seventy yet, which makes you how old? Sixty nine?

Speaker 11 (55:32):
Yea?

Speaker 6 (55:34):
I tell yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Is it child hour?

Speaker 5 (55:38):
Every hour?

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Child hour? All right?

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Mark? What a show is coming up next? I do
love the headline here inmate caught with massive load inside
his rectum.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
That isn't.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Speaking of a mature this So the story is about
this forty three year old dude. This is in Georgia,
caught with multiple items in his butt It's quite the list.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Why do they put them in their buttock?

Speaker 4 (56:07):
He had two vape canisters, four syringes, one vape cartridge,
three batteries, one cigarette lighter. He's all in his ass,
zero point sixty four grams weed. It's all in his
fart box. And so now he's looking at a number
of new charges. Of course that will, you know, add
more time on a sentence. He was initially locked up
for theft, possession of myth and violating parole.

Speaker 8 (56:27):
Wow, do you have a picture of this guy?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Like you want to see his picture?

Speaker 8 (56:33):
No, I'm just saying, like, how how does that even work?

Speaker 11 (56:37):
Extra?

Speaker 15 (56:38):
Right?

Speaker 8 (56:38):
No, it's just like I don't know, skinny guy can't be.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
It could, but you would think of like, look who
wins all the eating competitions. It's always like the black widow,
skinny what's his name, Joey Chestnut.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
He's not huge.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Fat guys talk the most game about And even if
that's that, it doesn't mean that cavern doesn't right, It
doesn't mean you have a warehouse for a butthole.

Speaker 8 (56:58):
Like the fat guys they can put like I don't know,
machetes in between their fat rolls and stuff.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Well the fat roles we're talking about up the butt. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
oh you know I have we can do this if
you're interested, we can do this after the break.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
You know, every year there's those reports from emergency rooms
and everything else. We did want about what things people
dudes have put down their p hole last year. I
have one about things that people got stuck in their
rectums in twenty twenty four, ye tripped and it's from
It's It's the day of the US Consumer Product Safety Commission.
They put this report out every year. So do you
guys want to hear about that? Let's get the break first.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
I want to go on record two things. Number one,
I don't like watching the July fourth hot dog eating contest.
It makes me nauseous too. I don't ever want anything
in my butt. Let's be clear.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
What about a suppository? They feel like a hen nothing.
I did that once and it was very awkward. It
was it was it was a tough push.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
I did a colon oscar.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
You body fights it.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
They put me out. It came out good. I didn't
know anything was there. That was fine. Again, I don't
want anything in my butt period.

Speaker 8 (58:06):
Don't knock until you try it.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
You think say that, but you've taken like a like
a satisfying dump, like a big healthy dump.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
That's going out.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
So trust me, Mark, you think it feels good going out,
wait till you try going in.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
It's just hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Hey, if you feel like you could be as Sluss,
try of.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Show.

Speaker 11 (58:33):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Funnier the h He's the Woodie Show. Well, right before
the break, I was telling you there's a headline that
caught my attention. The headline said, inmate caught with massive
load inside his rectum.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Fantastic.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Turns out this guy in Georgia caught with multiple items
in his butt he's an inmate. I mean all kinds
of stuff. BAP canisters, syringes, bape cartridge three back to
cigarette lighter weed.

Speaker 6 (59:02):
It was just all in there.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
And then it reminded me I did have this report.
I love these reports. We did want about what people
stuck in their penis last.

Speaker 6 (59:09):
Year, And that was the first time I ever heard
that list. I didn't every year. I knew the butt
one that.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
And how much the twelve days of Christmas would passed
you this.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Year with inflation.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
I didn't know the people one and how much stay
at home moms would get paid if they do all
the j others the same, the things they oh wait,
I do have a quick question though, yes, sir, okay.

Speaker 8 (59:25):
So let's say you're going to jail. You have to go,
but you could hide things in your butt. What would
you bring into jail?

Speaker 5 (59:33):
Cell phone, vape, vape? Yeah, I think you'll have enough
things in your mouth in prison.

Speaker 8 (59:42):
You gotta get you gotta the charger too. Don't forget
the charger.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
You gotta do that.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
You're talking about in your butt?

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Yeah, a charger.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Do you have some phones? Men has found the ones
that they were.

Speaker 8 (59:55):
Doing one of the Yeah, that's the ones that they
sneaking in jail.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
They're super tiny. I mean they're megat Yeah, they are
the size.

Speaker 9 (01:00:01):
You could do it, Mark, Yah, Yeah, you got it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
You know, I clearly am and deft on this area.
But how much stuff can one put in one's butt?

Speaker 9 (01:00:10):
Apparently quite a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Again, this is from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission.
They compiled data from all the emergency rooms and they
share it with the world every year, and so last
year these are the things that medical professionals listed that
they pulled out of the rectums of patients.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
My main question is how do you get it out?

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Well?

Speaker 9 (01:00:27):
Bear down.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
And Gina had showed me a video or this doctor,
And people always say, well, accidentally got no, no, no no,
Like things don't accidentally get stuck.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
In your ass.

Speaker 9 (01:00:39):
Put the time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
If you just joined us on the Woody Show, we're
talking about things in people's butt. Y, So what people put.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
In their ass last year?

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
According to emergency room data, this one says. Patients says
he and his wife got quote carried away in a
portion of a plastic screwdriver handle, got lodging director, They
got a xylophone. Mal it out of there. Oh, a
twelve inch ratchet extender quote. Patient doesn't know why, Doc sure,

(01:01:10):
I don't know how it got in there. Man, this
is girthy cooking spray. I'm thinking of pam.

Speaker 9 (01:01:17):
That's a good sized canist.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Patient stage. She believe she has a vibrator in either
her rectum or her vagina.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
She's not sure.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
I just can't remember. A shampoo bottle, lotion bottle, can
of deodorants, broomstick, eighteen inch dildo is on the list.
Eighteen shoved a bag of twenty pills into his rectum
for quote street cred for street.

Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
Other people watched him do it right.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
It was muling because he was muling for somebody. Yeah,
three triple A batteries, two double A batteries. Ooh, a
D battery.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
I could do it, I could.

Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
What do you even need to do that for?

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
I kind of understand this one because I considered it.
Tried to quote removed poop with a pen a few
days ago and lost pen in rectum. Have you ever
tried to like be pushing like a real dry one
out of there, and it feels like the couch is
too big for the door away, right, and so like
what he was talking about, like he was considering cutting
the couch to get it out, to get out of

(01:02:16):
the door, to get it through the elevator whatever. I thought,
like a ketch a bottle where it's just not coming
out of the old school ones. And he put the
knife in there. I was thinking, like, man, you just
got to get it going, could I or should I
maybe use a finger or something? And I never ended
up going that way. That's why you have animas, right
or like that's not doing me a favor in the

(01:02:36):
moment because I have to go out and get the animo.

Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
I don't even know how anima is even work.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Well, you know what, douche looks like right, h's it's
like a big like a water bottle like people like
the and has a big nozzle on the top.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
You put that in your ass? Did I squeeze it?

Speaker 8 (01:02:54):
I know a morning show guy who used to have
like this enema contraption in his hour and he would
talk about on the air all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Those remember, uh like a human or something?

Speaker 8 (01:03:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, he would talk about it on the
air all the time. Really like do you But is
it like a water pick? And it's just like you
keep on shooting water no.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Like most of the time. It's like a blatt not
a bladder, but like a like a like a water bottle,
like you just feel like athletes.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
Have you know, okay, sport bottle bottle.

Speaker 11 (01:03:22):
But yeah, but the water is shooting and you squeeze
the bottle and it shoots all this stuff up your
b hole you like fracking.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
Yeah, and then and then you push it all out
and cleaned your ass out like before a date. Not
getting getting look at it one, Yeah, do one, try
it out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Let's do it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
Let's do it with coffee, Greg help me.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
Yeah, two plastic bottles in a shot glass tail of
toy dinosaur to get us from a list. They compiled
the data from emergency room doctors what they pulled out
of people's asses last year. Patient states he tripped in
the shower, fell backward, and landed on a shampoo bottle,
which became lodged as.

Speaker 9 (01:03:59):
An out once not one time cigarette line.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Patient states he slipped and fell in the bathtub, landing
on a shark toy.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Yes, sure happens.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
Took vibrator out of anus and noticed the battery had
come out.

Speaker 9 (01:04:13):
At least exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Light bulb, light bulb, broken.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Metal, toilet paper holder, motorized tire pump inserted into her rectum,
and uh oh wow, was ensuffalated? Go on, yeah, for
a duration of approximately five minutes. I'm not familiar with
that word in sufflated. I don't know marbles, darts, plastic lemon,

(01:04:41):
and fake banana. And then one more thing on your
jello mold.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
I have something to.

Speaker 9 (01:04:45):
Share, andated was blowing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
Okay, okay, so yeah, okay, got it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
This is what happens when Woody and I go to
launch your dinner. He brings up a topic and I
add to it. I'm shocked, shocked. I tell you that
I have something to add to this. Yeah, speaking of
things in people's butts. Uh, there's a guy this is Vietnam.
He you know like you do. He took a live
eel and stuck it into his ass. Oh god, Okay,

(01:05:12):
So he winds up at the emergency room and at
that point they're trying to grab it. They can't, and
the eel realizes it needs to move, and so he
begins eating through the man's intestines. You know what, good.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
He deserves it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
It's just doing what an eel man. And here's here, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Here's my favorite two parts of the story. The man
and the eel survived, and now the friends, then the kicker.
The hospital staff said, this is a common occurrence for
us in Vietnam, putting live crap in your butt.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Yeah, okay, terrific. All right, well Mark.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Touched this year.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
And that's the that's the list of things that people
got lodged in their buttles.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Anybody wants sushi later, we're gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Take a break if nobody shows next.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
We are answering the call of destiny.

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
This show a fail story here for you on this Friday,
waiting to like a full on fail segment, but a
fail story for Friday. It's a judge in Chicago who
has now been reassigned, and it reminds me of the
type of reassigning that like the church will do if
somebody gets busted within their go to this kind of

(01:06:37):
move them around or whatever. If they're not fired, they're not.
We'll see what happens with this one. This is what happened.
So this judge, she was reassigned after she sent another
judge an image of a fake toy. And I have
seen this come up on social media before. It's called
my first ankle monitor. It looks like a Fisher Price,
my first whatever, it's my first ankle monitor. It includes

(01:06:59):
a a picture of a black toddler wearing an electronic
monitoring bracelet that said not everyone is happy that she
got reassigned because she, I guess, was the second most
lenient of the Pre Trial Division's nine judges considering detention
petitions and stuff, so she was pretty lenient on people.

(01:07:19):
But she saw this and she forwarded it as somebody
else and then it ended up getting out there. Not
very smart, no, I mean, you know, not the best.
But but she has been reassigned. I don't know what
she's been reassigned to.

Speaker 6 (01:07:31):
Yeah, different cases, different jurisdiction.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
I don't know. Yeah, you see, I couldn't hold a
job like that because I'm a bit of a pig
and everything I would do would get me in trouble.
So I just sit over here.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
I say that all the time, like this is the
only thing I'm really qualified for.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Like, I'm not qualified for any job where I have
to take the customer all that seriously, you know, like
the customer is always right kind of place, or oh yes, sir,
thank you for coming into Like I can you know,
I appreciate our listeners and things like that, but if
you're being a dick, I can just.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Hang up on you. Yeah, look what you said is
absolutely true. I was in radio and I learned, wait
a minute, you pay a lot of money for someone
to be a pig on the air.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
I mean, yeah, I'm wrapping up. I'm qualified for that.
I love dark humor.

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
In fact, somebody, you know, you guys always get on
me because you know, oh man, that's so dark, your
dark humor. Someone said people who enjoyed dark humor are
smarter and more emotionally stable. A study fines I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Yeah, right, Yeah, didn't study exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
I'll send you. I'll send you the article. Yeah, don't
be jealous just because you like dorky stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:08:34):
You and if Mark Thompson always said it was written
in black words on white paper, it's official.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
It was an official study. It'll be jealous of me.

Speaker 11 (01:08:43):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:08:43):
If we were judges, everybody gets sentenced to death.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Oh you want to play psycho killer? Can I be
the helpless victim?

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:08:52):
Please don't kill me, mister ghost face.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
I want to be the sequel.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
The Woody Show and another new hour Insensitivity Training for
a Politically Correct World. Friday morning, January seventeenth, twenty twenty five, Woodie,
Greg Gory, we got Menace. There's Gina grad Sea Bass
is here. Yeah, we got Sammy and our special in
studio guest today. He was fifty percent of the Mark

(01:09:21):
and Brian radio show for many, many years. Twenty seven
years just in Los Angeles, to be exact. And then
you guys were together even before LA obviously.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Two years in Birmingham, then came to LA.

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
So thirty plus years.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Yeah, never expected to stay that long. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Well, hey, that's awesome, man, that's quite a career. Stayed
in a market like that for that long and then
being the radio Hall of Fame. Yep, you know it
turned out pretty okay for a pig like me to
have done this. Well, I'm impressed. Well Mark, Mark Thompson
is here, bro. Now I just became friends with Mark
in the past what year and a half and a

(01:10:00):
half or so. And then oh, and it's weird how
things work, dude, Like, my son comes home from hockey
practice and it turns out that Mark's son in law
is my son's hockey coach, because the hockey coach goes
up to my son and goes, hey, is your dad Woody?
And my son's like, uh yeah, and my father in

(01:10:21):
law is friends with your dad. And I'm like, oh,
I'm trying, We're trying to figure it out. And then
just as he's telling me this, Mark texts me and goes, hey,
I just found out that my my son in law
is your son's hockey coach.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
I'm like, that's what that is.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
Now, I'm saying, it's just weird how paths cross.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Like you worked with Gina for a while, You worked
with Sammy when she her first job in radio, being
a phone screener for the Mark and Brian show. So
it's just weird how everybody's paths so small business.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
You know, I have to tell you it is uniquely interesting.
And that Bradley, my son in law, his sister Nikki,
she listens to this program. Now she knows who I am.
She knows I was once with a radio show Mark
and Brian. I don't think she knows who that is.
She's younger once she found out, which by the way,

(01:11:11):
she just doesn't care for me, never has, never will
and that's the absolute truth. Once she found out that
you and I were buddies and had lunch together, all
of a sudden, I hung the fricking moon.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
Yeah, yeah, it's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Screw her.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
Well, thank you for listening, Thank you for listening.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
So Mark was mentioning that he actually, despite all this stuff,
the nice things that we're saying about him and promoting
his podcasters what You Do and his book called Don't
Bump the Record Kit, which you can buy online, he
has some bones to pick, he says with people on
this show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Yeah, I was trying to bone up, you know, comeing in,
do my homework and find out exactly who's what.

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
Yeah, like a professional.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
And of course now Gina grad I worked with met
her during the Mark in the Morning stint and really
have great respect for her, but it doesn't stop her
from staying stupid crap on the air. The other day,
I'm listening the podcast and she starts talking about you
were talking about sex, and Gina made the comment there's

(01:12:06):
a lot of different conversations that are happening at one time,
and she made the comment, guys, be honest, who doesn't
find it manly to watch two dudes do each other?

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Did I say that you did?

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
You did? In fact, you had to come back on
the air and try to defend it, which you sucked at.

Speaker 9 (01:12:24):
I don't remember saying that, but I do believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:12:26):
Well no, well Gina, but a lot of people chimed
in and answered many questions instead of just you know,
lazily piling on and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
And I need to tell you flat out, I've never
had a desire ever to watch a man do another
man and find it hot. I'm not saying there's anything wrong.
What about a woman and a woman kind of, but
I'd rather see.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
A guy and a gal because that's where she ate,
that's realistic, you know what I mean? Like the lesbian
thing doesn't do anything for me either, the same way
strip clubs don't because there's nothing there for me, right,
they don't want you the case one thing, I could
see naked people online, but there wasn't nothing to do
with me personally, and the same thing with lesbian They
want nothing to do with me. So it doesn't do
it as much for me and some guys. Right, But

(01:13:12):
I also don't want to see two dudes do it
either because I'm not attracted that that would do absolutely
nothing for me either.

Speaker 9 (01:13:19):
Just posing the question.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
I also wanted to say that while I was listening,
it was on the podcasting you said that, and I
was reeling from that comment, like, no, I don't want
to hear that. Then all of a sudden, so I
spaced out. The podcast continued to go. By the time
my conscience came back into conversation, Woody was bringing up
guerrilla tape. Now, I don't know if those.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
Two went together to do certainly yeah and cheat bondage.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
And you also said I think in the same show
maybe you said, and I quote, let's be honest, we've
all has had nose jobs. Have you seen this on ko?
It ain't nothing shaved this away.

Speaker 9 (01:13:58):
Yeah, I was talking specifically about my people.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
Right, yeah, oh yeah, they chose.

Speaker 10 (01:14:04):
They chose members of the tribe because we're talking about
who can be buried and what cemetery.

Speaker 9 (01:14:11):
Like so many of us have you know, done the
plasty that I think it's okay?

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Well, the grilla tape thing was Greg is the only
person that we know who says that gerrilla tape doesn't work,
it sucks and it's not sticky.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Well, I guess I'm getting the wrong gerrilla.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Ty.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
You can't get that off my finger me neither. Yeah,
I want to go to the magical garrilla.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Because like we weren't getting And that's the thing that
Gina like Gina, I still believe that she in her
mind thinks she or is she hears something else in
her own mind.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
Everybody else heard something else.

Speaker 10 (01:14:44):
I did dig my heels in just but I appreciate
the answers because I ended up getting a lot of
very well thought out answers.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Eventually, you do you understand that when you say things
in this people hear it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
I heard that day. Yeah, but the bone, well, Sammy,
I got to this. You know, you said something and
It scarred me. Only it's not a bad thing, not
like Gina opening her mouth and saying that kind.

Speaker 9 (01:15:10):
Of pig man got so upset, and this is an
example not upset, frustrated because you were upset.

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
It was frustrating.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Want to see look and there's nothing wrong with it.
But I don't want to see a guy do.

Speaker 9 (01:15:24):
A guy understood.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
There's nothing. No, I don't think you do. You said
it on the air, it went into the mic, and
I'm like many.

Speaker 10 (01:15:31):
People in this room, I am very capable of changing
my mind and being persuaded and hearing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
The arguments, and I am all right. Now. There's one
of the things that Sammy brought this up. And I
was a thick card by it because when I was
growing up, Uh, we were taught to eat breakfast, lunch,
and dinner at the table.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Here Sammy was talking about whenever she gets a hotel room,
that she gets one with two double beds to sleep in,
one to eat in. I have never, in my entire
life ever eaten food in a bed.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
What that's.

Speaker 9 (01:16:12):
No, I'm not breakfasted bed.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Listen, Mark, have you ever smoked marijuana? Oh? God, no, absolutely,
it happens now listen. Beds. I guess it was because
I was raised this way. Beds shocking are first sleeping.
What is it you get out of sitting in a
bed and eating food?

Speaker 17 (01:16:31):
What's more luxurious than that than being able to be
in a hotel room, eat on a bed and make
it dirty, not have to clean it up, not have
it be your problem, and go sleep in a clean mess.

Speaker 6 (01:16:40):
Yeah, right next to it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
I have to ask this question. I need an honest answer.
When you're not on the road with two beds in
a hotel room at your house, do you eat food
in the bed that you sleep in? No, Okay, I
can live the rest your.

Speaker 17 (01:17:00):
That's because I wouldn't want to sleep in the bed.
That's why I like getting the two beds, because I
want to be able to eat in bed.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
But I'm really I understand like the one bed is
the bed that could be trashed, So it's either Like
most people, they'll say, oh, this is the sex bed,
this is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
The sleeping bed.

Speaker 6 (01:17:13):
Yes, sure, the clothing bed.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
This is where I'm gonna put all my suitcases and crap,
and then the other one I'll sleep in. So I've
never heard one that just designates just for food.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Are you guys saying that eating in bed is a
younger person thing?

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
No, I think, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
I have never been the fan of the breakfast in
bed thing. That just it's more awkward. You got those
dumb trays. Things are gonna it's not a comfortable experience.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Look, everybody's house is different. My house was eating is
at the table. You don't eat in bed, You don't
eat on the couch, you don't eat outside. You don't
put it in your butt, which I only did it once.
It's not a big thing.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
Hey, Greg's house, You're not allowed to even sit on
the couches.

Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
Got couches you can't sit on?

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
No, I wait, you can't sit on the nose and
looking at And I said, couches are looking at You
can't use to wash your hands. Okay, then story, My
mother bought a couch gold velvet. Why would you buy that?
But she did, and she loved it, and there was
a lot of pressure of me sitting on it because
I was filthy, and so I really wasn't allowed in

(01:18:11):
the living room. One day I was doing a school project,
not on the couch, and she didn't cover it with
plastic I was trying to get a magic marker to work,
and you wouldn't. And so I'm shaking it like this.
It exploded onto the couch. Dude. She Now, my mother
loved me and I loved her, but she almost, for
a short period, almost disowned.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
I was going to say, I would take you to
the fire station surrender.

Speaker 6 (01:18:33):
I say, here you go.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
But listen, a lot of people don't like it, those
of you with nice furniture, and you cover it in plastic.
That is a great look. Keep doing this. Everybody. Everybody
loves that look.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
Yeah, so you worked with Gina, you worked with Sammy.
If you had to hire them again, would.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
You, Oh, well, We're gonna be honest. Gina grad is
honestly one of the most talented, funniest, hardest working. She
can't well, that's true. She came from she was raised
in radio, and absolutely I would never hire her because
she's funnier than me, she's more talented than me, she

(01:19:10):
knows more than me. So noted that Sammy, god lover,
you know, she works hard. She comes from a good family.
Not the sharpest knife in the dwarf. But but I
you know, wait, I say that I arrived here this morning,

(01:19:31):
I was lost in the parking garage. I had to
call Sammy. She came and found me and brought me here.
She's gotten me coffee and helped me turn my headphones
up and down. And I'm making fun of her all right.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Well, I know it's all said with love, because he
loves both these people very much.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
I have to tell you. Being able to come in
here and sit in a broadcast studio and being around professionals,
I didn't realize how much of it. I did realize
how much I've missed it. But this kind of a room,
it's the same with an actor who gets on the
stage the boards of a theater. Being in this room

(01:20:09):
and being around you, you people that do this for
a living, it is such a blast for me than
thank you, Ian, I.

Speaker 5 (01:20:16):
F I appreciate you being here. Man Mark Thompson is here,
formerly of Mark and Brian.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Oh he's too big for this room.

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
Who's that?

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
There was a bad joke that Sammy didn't laugh at either.

Speaker 9 (01:20:26):
Say I got you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
But we have a round of cart Narks coming up next.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Cart Narks is where Sea Bass goes around Agent Sebastian
to the parking lots all over our fine land, trying
to get people to do the right thing, the moral thing,
and return their cars to the shopping cart corral or
back to the front of the store. That's amazing how
quick triggered people are. Sometimes literally I'll pull a gun,
they'll pull other kinds of weapons, or threaten him, chase him,
all kinds of things.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Call the cops.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Yeah, all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Anyway, So that will be coming up next here in
the wood Show phones open at eight seven seven forty
four Woody Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:20:59):
Check ins on the text over to two to nine
eight seven.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
My favorite radio show, The Woody Shop.

Speaker 11 (01:21:07):
You guys are amazing, especially Woody the wood Shoe.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
All right, So cart narks agents in Bastian patrolling the
parking lots, trying to get people do the right thing,
the moral thing, and return those shopping carts. I mean,
he's got a full get up Mark, Mark Thompson is here.
Animal if Mark and Brian, it's not.

Speaker 9 (01:21:25):
Just agent Sebastian. He's got he's got a fellow agents.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Oh yeah, he's got a lot of other agents. And
he's also got like so when people are giving a
hard time, he's got magnets. Then he'll put on people's cards,
say I don't return my shopping.

Speaker 9 (01:21:35):
Cart like a jerk or a lazy bones on board lazy.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
Bones on boards on magnets. So it doesn't it doesn't affect, uh,
you know, doesn't damage.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
Yeah, and so people, as you can imagine, they're very tolerant.
They're going, oh, no problems there, I'll return what.

Speaker 9 (01:21:47):
An oversight on my part?

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Yeah, which, by the way, I do it no matter what,
no matter where it is, I return.

Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
To me too.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
It's not hard.

Speaker 14 (01:21:54):
Everybody arts what you're gonna do, what you're gonna do
when they know you cards, what you're gonna do, what
you're gonna donks is filmed alongside them Man and women
of Cardinarks listed advice.

Speaker 11 (01:22:12):
All right, so what are we looking at here, SeaBASS?
What's the situation? One of our side agents, Roboonark, was
out patroling and Robot. We've not heard rob before.

Speaker 9 (01:22:21):
We have been a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
That's why I don't remember robot.

Speaker 11 (01:22:24):
Roboark is much like RoboCop where he's he's part human,
part robot, but all Nark.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
And that's what named Sea Bass.

Speaker 11 (01:22:32):
He's you know when Sea Bass gets almost killed in
a big accident, they'll they'll rebuild him.

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
What a stretch into acting.

Speaker 11 (01:22:38):
Yeah, So what happens is this lady just dumps the
carts and no cares fully in the spot next to her,
just didn't even try to like pretend to put it
kind of out of the way, no care at Allso
Agent Roboonark applies one of the the magnets to her car.

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
Is that the real size?

Speaker 9 (01:22:54):
Some of these are huge?

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
This that is that looks like I love it?

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Like uh like if if Yeah, like a like a
like first or second base in baseball. It's about the
song that would take up a whole tail gate of
a truck.

Speaker 9 (01:23:05):
Yeah, that's a full bag.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
That's huge.

Speaker 11 (01:23:07):
That's what she said, and that's what Agent Robonark said.
As this lady when she sees the magnet, she could
of course drive away and ignore him it, but she does.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Not do that.

Speaker 11 (01:23:16):
You're not anything yet, it just happened. I'm not a weirdo.
I am a nice robotic narking organism off of my car.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Think you are.

Speaker 11 (01:23:27):
I am a roboark with a cart narc. Don't think
nothing else, man, that is a double negative. Do not
think nothing else on my car when you say do not,
say nothing away.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
From my car.

Speaker 9 (01:23:43):
Stopped down for an English.

Speaker 11 (01:23:45):
And here's the thing, Agency, These robots are getting so realistic. Yeah,
thanks to AI, but just to a robot that doesn't
make sense, like what but it can't compete? Yeah, exactly,
say nothing. You're short circuiting Agent Roboonark. Now at the
same time, Agent robo Ark and all the agents, we're
not going to engage in physics converronation, even though that's
what this lady's doing. She's backing up, she's trying to
back off Agent Robonarc and uh.

Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
And he's got.

Speaker 9 (01:24:06):
Something though that he thinks could perhaps distract.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
Her away from my car.

Speaker 11 (01:24:12):
We have aggression detected the bag. I'm going to release
a robotic flare. It's been released.

Speaker 9 (01:24:20):
That's what just happened.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
So what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
This lady is being aggressive and she will not return
her card.

Speaker 11 (01:24:24):
What is it? So you know those little like color flares,
they're not really flares, They're they're little like powder cannons.
You have it like gender reveals. So Agent Robonark has
one to alert folks that their stage are going on
over there. Yeah, this is not this is not an.

Speaker 9 (01:24:38):
Actual fire flare. It just it's a little powder.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
And he he agient Ro.

Speaker 11 (01:24:43):
Yeah, he's like, she's literally he's doing it in front
of her, Agent Robonarc, and she didn't see what's happening
because it pops up in the air.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Maybe eight ten feet yeah, oh wow.

Speaker 11 (01:24:50):
And Agent Robernark didn't put it at her. He didn't
putt it at her car. In fact, a lot of
it got on Agent Roboarc. No, but it starts sprinkling
down and she does not like that either, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
And he just put this army over God.

Speaker 11 (01:25:03):
So, ma'am, so you don't like it when things go
on you you don't know about all right, let me call,
let me call. What are you gonna tell the police, madam.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
I mean it's just powder. I don't know what. Well,
I'll tell you what it is.

Speaker 11 (01:25:21):
So again, she doesn't care that her cart could soon
be I don't know the person's car she had. She
got almost none of the powder rock her. The lightest
sprinkling color orange because you know, because it's an alert,
don't it's like like the wand we use like these
traver wands. So she then she says, you know what
I could again leave. I could have left at any time.

(01:25:42):
But let's let's triple down on this. I'm calling the cops.
I'm calling nine to one one because there's a robot
asking me to put my car.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
It's not even the non emergency number, it's the actual Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:25:52):
Yeah, she's wasting police resource.

Speaker 8 (01:25:54):
Oh my god, I need a police officer right now.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
And no she doesn't. She's lying.

Speaker 11 (01:25:58):
You do not need a police officer. She's lying to
you have a maniac that has cooked is that's true?

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
That's not true. No, man, I'm telling me to move
a shopping car. I need the police, right She does
not need the police. I'm not harassing. You have no
right to speak to me or anything. I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:26:13):
Everyone has a right to speak to everybody else stranger.
But I identified myself and told you who I am.
Why does she need an officer to correct her lazy mistakes?

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Exactly?

Speaker 6 (01:26:23):
So, be honest. Was the slightest bit nervous about that.

Speaker 11 (01:26:27):
Well, I've had the cart narks. I've had the cops
called on us many, many times. In fact, I remember
last year there was the cops were like, hey, man,
how's it going.

Speaker 16 (01:26:36):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
But you never know you never know.

Speaker 11 (01:26:38):
Could you could get some hard ass who doesn't who
just doesn't want to be there. And so here's what
happened is so she gets off the phone with the
police and Greg gets that's a good question because at
this point you got to assume they're on their way.
It's a low priority. It's a low priority call, so
it might be a half a damn hour. So after
she gets off the phone, she continues to like charge
down a agent robo ark.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Notice how you are approaching me away for me. I
can't do that. When you came out approaching me, you
can't do You're a I'm a cybernetic organism.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
Me.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
God, I don't believe you have the power to die out.
You don't look that guy out power and don't get
the Yeah, the.

Speaker 11 (01:27:13):
Power of Layet's police resources. Violence has been threatened. I
had amor on age robonarc I'm a good guy, h
RoboN arc out. A part of that dire tribal was
I'm gonna kick you here.

Speaker 9 (01:27:24):
I'm not you had the f out or whatever. So that's,
by the way, that's crime.

Speaker 11 (01:27:29):
That's the assault part of assault and battery, the intentional
and believable threat of physical violence. So Greg, to your point,
you had a ground like ground to stand on basically, right. So,
but do I want to wait for twenty minutes or
thirty minutes for the cops to show up?

Speaker 12 (01:27:41):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
So?

Speaker 11 (01:27:42):
What what what the carts narks do is and as
we walk across, like down the street or around the corner,
ditch all our cart in arc gear and then walk back.

Speaker 9 (01:27:50):
Because typically it seems to be the problem of or
to like get.

Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
In our car and go away.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Just leave.

Speaker 11 (01:27:55):
Yeah, that's that's what happened here. And when agent Roberonark
came back two minutes later, she left.

Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
She did.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
She didn't wait her after the car the cops, she
goes to the cops. Now, Mark, and let me ask
you a question. If this maniac approached you, let's just
say you said that you return your card. But let's
say for the sake of our return your card, and
without even all this other stuff, he just simply said,
boo boo, this is not where the car goes. What
would your reaction be, you're a feisty guy, like, would
you engage with him or just like, hey man, all

(01:28:23):
right whatever and just put the card away and go
about your business.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
No, I'm the kind of guy that's going to engage
and enjoy each and every moment. Yeah yeah, no, I figured, dude,
your parents have to be so proud of what I mean.
I'm just sitting here thinking, God, I wish this was
my kid.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
I mean, Doctor Field did that entire episode about the
cart narks had his mom on the episode.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
Yeah yeah, so at.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
Least my mom my dad.

Speaker 11 (01:28:48):
He doesn't like get into much stuff. I don't think
he's like I have a little leave him alone, let
you know whatever, But my mom loves it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
All right, it is cart and arks. What's next?

Speaker 11 (01:28:57):
Okay, guys, I thought we'd do a little fun football game,
you know how they do, like where they'll put a
little rock in in a tank and I'll have to
have an octopus guest.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
The super like the Super Bowl champ.

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
It's also adorable.

Speaker 11 (01:29:07):
Yeah whatever, whatever. Whatever watermelon the hippo eats first is
gonna wins. So I've got that for an upcoming game
this week. These are cartnarkings that occurred both in Kansas
City and in Houston, and the person who best responds
to the cart nark will win the game. This week,
I declare we'll start in Kansas City. This guy's actually
wearing a Patrick Mahomes jersey on chi. Let's see how

(01:29:28):
he responds to.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
The cart narks.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Let's see what do you think your flag?

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
You better get that mother.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
We're off my truck right now. Let's see what it says.
Do you read it so they don't return my shopping
car like a jerk? Well, are you gonna leave it
on there permanently?

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
No, if you want to pay for papers, I'm gonna
tell you, sir, it's a wait for me right now, sir.
Let's let's get up away from being so angry, sir.

Speaker 8 (01:29:54):
Now that's how I picture Mark, honestly, honestly, Yeah, honestly.
His voice sounds like a famous person's voice, sounds like.

Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
It sounds like Mark Thompson's remarking, Brian.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
Dude, I gotta tell you, I'm old. I'm not aware
of a lot of this stuff. This is brilliant, you're
very that's really funny.

Speaker 11 (01:30:18):
So again, he's wearing a Patrick Mahomes jersey. Sure, and
I bring this up to him that you know, you
know w w P Mahomes do?

Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
Yeah, what would Patrick Mahomes do?

Speaker 11 (01:30:30):
I'm so angry, sir, no, sir, you're not acting like
Patrick Mahomes would want you act.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
I don't give off because Patrick Mahomes right now, we
got his jersey on. I don't get you. Well, I'm weird.

Speaker 11 (01:30:47):
You. You're saying get away from me, But you've watched
like twenty steps towards me. You understand the irony of that.
Mister Mahomes, James, mister fall.

Speaker 6 (01:30:57):
You had him calm down for and then he's.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
I forget I forget it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:02):
That's funny.

Speaker 9 (01:31:03):
So that's a case of city not a great reaction.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Gina sadly, Yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 11 (01:31:08):
Let's control that this is a guy who was parked
in a handicapped spot. Didn't look too handicapped to me,
but and he decided to dump his cart right next
to that area, which of course is a problem for
people with walkers, access vans, and et cetera, cetera. Let's
see this guy in Houston and his response to still
get your show. This again, This is agent, this is
our this is our Texas agent, Agent Cordel. Okay, that's

(01:31:31):
not where the cart goes, brother, The cartoon won two
three spots over there.

Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
Oh it's your card, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
Sorry, you could be sorry and you can you can
fix your problem. Broke shut out man, that's my job.

Speaker 9 (01:31:44):
Well that thought a very good comeback.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
Huh is you?

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Bro?

Speaker 9 (01:31:48):
And seal finger?

Speaker 5 (01:31:49):
I thought I thought for a second that he was
gonna like.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
Oh hey, okayurn it and be like super cool about it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
No, I'll get in that few bro.

Speaker 8 (01:31:56):
This is a recap. How often does that happen when
you approach and they go, oh, yeah, you know what,
You're right.

Speaker 9 (01:32:01):
That's that is a good halftime. Okay, that's more than
I thought promising.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
Yeah, that's more than I thought. It's okay, Well, there
you go. What do you think Mark cartnarks.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
My god, that's one of the best things I've ever heard.

Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
Well, when do you see the video?

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
There's a whole YouTube channel, there's an Instagram account.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
You can check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Would you go to night Job Agent Robo arc.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Show. Notice how you are approaching me away for me.
I can't do that when you keep approaching me, you can't.
You're a I'm a cybernetic art for me. Dog. I
don't believe you have the power to knock me out.
You don't know look that guy out? Yeah, the power
to plays police resources.

Speaker 4 (01:32:46):
Violence has been threatened.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
I am not a bar on. I'm a good guy
out you're.

Speaker 6 (01:32:56):
Look at me.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
He'll be right back.

Speaker 11 (01:33:00):
This is Nony.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
Mark Thompson is here. It's not Doug.

Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
It's Mark Thompson from the Mark and Brian program that
used to air on k LOS for damn near thirty
years here in southern California something and the nine h
nine says taking my kids to school, and I'm in
tears hearing Mark's voice coming through my radio speakers. Get
a lot of great feedback of having you here this morning.
We're having a great time. Thank you again for being here, dude,
Thank you for asking. Yeah, check out his podcast What

(01:33:28):
You Do wherever you find podcasts. And then also his
book is fantastic. We were talking about that, and I'll
give some information about that too. But it's called Don't
Bump the Record, Kid, and it's available online wherever you
buy books.

Speaker 7 (01:33:40):
So Cooe sports with the Gee Jeff of course. All right,
good morning, Jeff, g good morning, what are you? Good morning, squad,
Happy Friday. We made it long weekend ahead of us.

Speaker 15 (01:33:52):
Let's go ahead and start by shouting out the firefighters,
first responders, all the volunteers and everyone helping all the
fire victims. We thank you so much for everything you're
doing right now to help LA recover. Got a lot
of sports to cover, so let's get to it. Let's
go ahead and start with the NFL Divisional Round playoffs.
They kick off tomorrow won thirty, Texans at the Chiefs
case favored by eight.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Easy call. Take the Chiefs at the Crib.

Speaker 15 (01:34:13):
Then five pm, the Commanders and Lions play. Detroit is
favored by nine and a half. I think Detroit wins,
but I don't know if they can cover. Jaydon Daniels
always finds a way to have a miracle in the
fourth quarter. Then on Sunday, the Rams are in Philadelphia
at twelve noon. Philly is favored by six and a half.
I take the Rams and the points. Rams can win
this game out right, but they're gonna need to stop

(01:34:33):
the run in Sae Kwon Barkley. This could be the
best game of the weekend. Then, of course, Sunday at
three thirty, Bills and Ravens. Ravens are favored by one,
even though they're on the road. I do like Lamar
and the Ravens in this one.

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
Don't forget.

Speaker 15 (01:34:46):
Also Monday night college football National Championship with the Ohio
State Notre Dame buck guys are favored by eight. I'll
take Notre Dame in the points. Should be a tight
game than most people think. Onto the NBA Lakers hosting
D'Angelo Russell on the Crappy Nets tonight at Crypto dot
Com Arena. Then on Sunday, it's Lakers and Clippers that
Into It Dome. Last night, Clippers beat the crap out

(01:35:07):
of the Portland Trail Blazers. And like I said before,
Lakers and Clippers at Into It Dome on Sunday. Onto
the NHL Kings beat Vancouver last night. Kings and Seattle tomorrow.
Ducks lost to the Lightning for three yesterday in a shootout.
Ducks and Panthers tomorrow, and last but our least, you
have C three eleven tomorrow at the indto It Dome.
That card is stacked. That's gonna be a great night. Listen, guys,

(01:35:30):
I'm gonna be at the house. You guys are all invited.
I got the pay per view, I got you on
the food only cover charge at the crib A twelve pack,
easy right. I'll see you tomorrow night, Woodie Show. Have
a great sports weekend. I'm Jeff G and that you're
so cal sports.

Speaker 5 (01:35:43):
There's Jeff G.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
Yeah, Mark, you said you had some picks for this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
Yeah, I'll do them quick. The best game, the best
game of the weekend is gonna be Baltimore Buffalo.

Speaker 4 (01:35:55):
On paper, I agree with you, and I always kept
it goal. Whenever it looks that good on paper, it
turns out to be like a boar fest. I'm camping.

Speaker 5 (01:36:03):
I'm hoping for a competitive game.

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
I hope it's gone back and forth like that old
school Bills and a Chief shootout that happened.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Yeah that Yes, that's what I'm rooting for. Okay, look,
I'm just gonna tell you this is the best game
of the weekend. The Ravens are stacked, Lamar Jackson crazy,
But Buffalo has never won a Lombardi Trophy four consecutive
Super bowls, lost them all. Josh Allen wants to bring

(01:36:30):
that Lombardy to Buffalo, and I'm telling you he's not
gonna go away. Baltimore's favored by one. I say Buffalo
takes it, and I think it's like.

Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
A week too.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
But that's only because I'm a Steeler fan and I
hate the Ravens, so I love it. I think the
Bills can do it. Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
And Josh's not gonna stop. He's not gonna quit, so
to say.

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
Flowers still not practicing, so he probably won't play in
this game.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
And well, Lamar was dinged up. It looked like his
back and if Lamar Jackson is not a hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
Yeah, they're not who they are. I mean, they're still
really good. I hate to say that. It pains me
to say that, but I got the Bills. Who do
you got between the Eagles and Rams.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
It's got to be the Eagles. Yeah, absolutely. I think
one of the other games the Washington Commanders Detroit Detroit
by Tim, Look watch out for Washington. They will sneak
up and kick your ass. That's my that's my pick.

Speaker 4 (01:37:24):
Really, Yeah, you're taking Washington, Taking Washington, Oh, I love you. Yeah,
you could win the game, or do win the game.
Oh no, just just on a straight pick, I'm taking
the Washington Commanders. I think Dan Campbell makes some dumb ass,
hard headed move where like there are no punts and
we're gonna go for it. I think that's gonna end
up screwing them. And everything I've seen from Jayden Daniels
and the Washington Commanders this year, they find a way.

(01:37:46):
It's like the Chiefs. They are not playing the prettiest games,
but they find away something. And that's why I got
the Commanders. Something is missing in Kansas City.

Speaker 5 (01:37:54):
Something is but they're still going to beat the Texans.
I agree, but it ain't.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
I don't. We'll see.

Speaker 4 (01:38:00):
Watch out for Washington, dude. I'm psyched for football this weekend.
That's my only plan.

Speaker 5 (01:38:05):
I will sit on my couch.

Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
Greg, Yeah you will.

Speaker 5 (01:38:07):
I won't look at it, said, I watch football.

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
Mark Thompson is here. It is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
A couple of things.

Speaker 5 (01:38:19):
We'll call it housekeeping.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Gina.

Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
It was on back order.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
It took forever to get here. I know you won
back in November the Employee of the Month, and so
I finally got your goddamn platform. It came at the
same time as Borts Employee of the Year player. Wow wow, yeah, yeah, congratulations.
I gave you your sixty nine bucks. Right, sure, did

(01:38:45):
I have to look back?

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
I look back.

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
I will look back.

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
We were talking you know, football, big exciting weekend, but
that's not the only thing happening this weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:38:59):
Yeah, USC three eleven and myself and Morgan we went
to the press conference yesterday and it was so much
fun because the press conference was actually open to the public,
so a lot of fans there and uh, they were
just going crazy. And I think, you know, Morgan, you
can agree, like Dana White was like blown away by
the energy of the crowd.

Speaker 16 (01:39:19):
Oh yeah, he had a smile on the whole time,
but the crowd was crazy. I like, I've never felt
that energy. And it wasn't even a full stadium yet.

Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
Even all the other UFC stuff that you've been to,
you never not the entergyeople just went crazy all the time,
no matter what was going on.

Speaker 16 (01:39:32):
They're pretty calm like at the Apex and stuff. But man,
it's hard to describe and it says right, the energy
was just real wild.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
I think.

Speaker 8 (01:39:39):
Also, there's an Armenian fighter and there's a large Armenian
population around the into It Dome and they showed up
and showed out.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:39:48):
Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, and he's fighting for the belt,
so it's kind of a this is that the one
your most interest is there, Like, is that the big fight?
I got to claim ignorance.

Speaker 16 (01:39:57):
I don't know a ton right, well, that is the
biggest fight of the night is from an Arman and
then Morob and Umar as well.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
His name is Islam Islam. Yeah wow, that could be
confusing for people, like you're fighting Islam.

Speaker 16 (01:40:09):
Yeah, that's right, kind of funny, but that's the guy
that's fighting the Armenian guy Arman.

Speaker 9 (01:40:15):
I mean the card is stacked.

Speaker 16 (01:40:17):
People probably hearing everyone say that, but it really is.

Speaker 8 (01:40:19):
Yeah, there's so many and so many show listeners there.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
Yes, so it's gonna be fun.

Speaker 5 (01:40:25):
Yeah, you watch UFC at all, Mark, I do not.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
I'm a boxer guy, but it hadn't been very good
of light, so I don't do the UFC, although I respect,
but god they there crap.

Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
Oh yeah yeah, and Morgan's going to train the fight.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Yeah wow, I mean, good Lord, watching UFC reminds me
of being married. It's just too too too.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
Much punishment.

Speaker 8 (01:40:58):
Show.

Speaker 4 (01:40:59):
All right, welcome back here, everybody. It is Friday, Friday morning,
January seventeenth, twenty twenty five. Hey, good news everybody, It's
International Fetish Day News. It's about time we had a
good holiday, you know. Yeah, Customer Service Day. What's that
day of judgment? Perfect? We're good at that. It's a

(01:41:19):
ditch New Year's Resolution Day, which I thought was last week.
Wasn't it Quitter's Day? And that's what that was all about.

Speaker 6 (01:41:24):
Wasn't it the twelfth or something?

Speaker 9 (01:41:26):
I guess you hadn't given up yet?

Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
Yeah, for people who really hung in there, it's a
National Hot Buttered Rum Day.

Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
Hot buttered gross. I mean i've heard that before.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
I don't know of it year.

Speaker 5 (01:41:40):
No, we looked up a hot toddy because I wasn't
what that was.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
Is that good? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:41:45):
That was the more recent one. Hot buttered rum, I
don't Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:41:49):
Rum butter of course, and hot water or cider, some
sugs and some spice and so it's just a drink.

Speaker 5 (01:41:56):
It's not like you don't do something with it.

Speaker 6 (01:41:58):
Not dessert, you don't like, you don't got donutt.

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
It all like poured over a sponge cake or something.

Speaker 9 (01:42:02):
I'm sure the desserts aren't made with this.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
Stuff on the entertainment stuff. You guys saw that Bob
Ucker died. I'm sure ninety years old. He's one of
those guys. He's been old my entire life ever since
mister Belvidere, I forgot about mister Belvidere.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:17):
I mean every time I hear about Bob Uker, always
think about his Major League.

Speaker 9 (01:42:21):
Yep, he was great, was the announcer.

Speaker 5 (01:42:22):
Yeah, his first offering.

Speaker 6 (01:42:26):
Josh outside, I thought he died in the nineties.

Speaker 8 (01:42:30):
No idea who you were talking about until mister Belvidere.

Speaker 4 (01:42:34):
That's your favorite reference on him, mister Belvidere. Actually I
get it really well. Yeah, he was a baseball player
and then barely. Uh he was a broadcaster for while
the weather Reform. What are they now, the Guardians, they
were the Indians, the Cleveland Indians. He was, well, yeah
he was. Uh, yeah, he was a broadcaster. No, for
the Brewers. My best ship is Indians were major League

(01:42:54):
in Major League, Yes he was, so he was. Yeah,
he was the play by play guy for the Tribe,
which was that's what Josh Charlie sheen.

Speaker 8 (01:43:06):
So he's not actually mister Belvidere.

Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
No, No, he was the butler, missus Belvidere was. He
wasn't just the dad. Yeah he was.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Yeah, all right, still didn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
So I still don't know he anyway, ninety years old.

Speaker 9 (01:43:20):
Everyone's got a great story about him.

Speaker 5 (01:43:22):
Who's ever met him?

Speaker 9 (01:43:22):
Just to search Bob Buker stories and Nor McDonald has some.

Speaker 4 (01:43:26):
You know, it's supposed to be a nice guy called
like Dave Grohl who was seen out volunteering on his birthday,
he just turned fifty six. He spent the day helping
people with the charity there in Los Angeles. He was
whipping up chili for families and firefighters, massive pot and
then pushing the containers down the line so they could
be served up. Now you might think, like, here's a
guy who's just going out there because of all his

(01:43:47):
controversy with the UH with the other woman who had
the baby cheating on his wife.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
Now, Dave grol loves to barbecue. I didn't know about
this chili thing, but I know he loves the barbecue.
And he does like he's done this before. He offers
up like a thing where hey, he'll come out to
your place and feed I forget how many people, thirty
forty people barbecue. And he always puts that up for
auction and it goes for tens of thousands of dollars
every year for this charity event that he's a part of.

Speaker 5 (01:44:13):
But yeah, dude likes to cook. He's not exactly welcoming
home right now.

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
So he's got time.

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
I'm sure he's throwed to get out of the house.
Even Greg and Sammy know who Drake is. Urs he
is a rapper.

Speaker 6 (01:44:25):
He not like us.

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
Well, he is suing his own record label, Universal Music
Group in a defamation suit for quote knowingly spreading false
and malicious narrative that he's a pedophile. Now this on
a con of Kendrick Lamar song not Like Us. Drake
claims that Universal boosted Kendrick's distract for bargaining power, and
he believes that Universal knew the quote false and dangerous

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accusations and that they would pain him as a predator
and did nothing to protect them.

Speaker 9 (01:44:54):
Sounds like he may have a case. Well I'm not.
He does not have a case on a kind of
artistic license, right man.

Speaker 8 (01:45:00):
Well, Also, it was kind of a double entendre on
the accusations quote unquote, So I don't know, I don't
even know the accusations. I'm so not into like the lyrics,
the hip hop news. I mean there was I mean
the beef which he started with Kendrick Lamar. The accusation

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is that he would have a lot of young girls
hanging around his house.

Speaker 5 (01:45:28):
I mean I got that from the songs, like he
was like a pedophile, like them young And to.

Speaker 10 (01:45:35):
Your to your quote, the lyric I'm looking at right
now is say, Drake, I hear you like him young,
you better not ever go to cell block one.

Speaker 4 (01:45:42):
Yeah, I mean whatever, And here's the gift if you can't,
Because isn't there a thing like you can't use rap
lyrics the criminal cases.

Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
I was just getting out, So why would you be
able to use him in a defamation case?

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:45:53):
Also, he's not going after Kendrick Lamar for so universal,
going after universal?

Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
Now, everybody loved Betty White except for a lot of
people who actually knew her else. I had never heard this,
but apparently Betty had a reputation for not being the
nicest person behind the scenes, kind of like Ellen DeGeneres.
Sally Struthers is adding to that fire these days. Sally
is on a Netflix show called Let's See a Man

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on the Inside with Ted Danson.

Speaker 6 (01:46:23):
Recently started watching that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
I really like it.

Speaker 5 (01:46:25):
What's it about?

Speaker 6 (01:46:26):
It's about Ted Danson, who is old and retired and
has nothing to do, so he becomes a private investigator's
assistant and infiltrates like an old folks home. It's pretty
good now.

Speaker 4 (01:46:37):
Back in the day, Sally Struthers was Archie Bunker's daughter
Gloria on All in the Family. She was also well
known for those Save the Children's ass South Park did
a pretty good job goofing on her as well.

Speaker 9 (01:46:47):
She was also a running joke for being obese. Oh yeah,
but today's standard, she's you know, heavy, but any neighbor
and gil Mar girls thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:46:56):
Oh okay, well there's a show.

Speaker 4 (01:46:58):
So she was just on this podcas She told the
story about how she once went over to Betty White's
house with some other people to work on a pilot
for a game show, and Betty's housekeeper brought out a
plate of cookies and when Sally reached for one, Betty
told her, quote, oh, I wouldn't do that if I
were you, dear, you don't need a.

Speaker 5 (01:47:15):
Cookie yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
Quote.

Speaker 5 (01:47:18):
She totally fat shamed me in front of the rest
of the people.

Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
In the room.

Speaker 9 (01:47:22):
She comes from a different time, you know who.

Speaker 4 (01:47:24):
Sally did love be Arthur a force of nature and
quote filthier than a drunken sailor.

Speaker 8 (01:47:31):
Okay, love that because everyone's accused b Arthur of being
that way.

Speaker 9 (01:47:35):
She didn't get us as her friend, but the other.

Speaker 8 (01:47:38):
Goals, so she's still want shade. After they passed away,
he said, shade, I know, yeah, Like I don't know
people die and saying that they suck, like I like
the current day vibe. Now where after you know, the
Ellen de Generes thing, if they're still alive and they suck,
like people are actually being vocal people suck these days this.

Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
Track, so while they're still here.

Speaker 4 (01:48:03):
Yeah, So there's another story speaking I've always said, like
why do people wait so long? You know, like this
ex girlfriend of Jim Morrison says that he raped her
when they were dating, Like Jim Morrison from The Doors
who died he's been dead for fifty four years, died
in nineteen seventy one.

Speaker 5 (01:48:21):
Like why now, ye, why are you saying this now
just for the attention?

Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:48:25):
Like she wrote a book about him back in the
nineties and she met him backstage of the Doors concert
in the late sixties. Like I'm not saying it didn't happen,
but like, why this story now?

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:48:35):
What, what's the point he's been dead for fifty four years.

Speaker 9 (01:48:40):
What are we hoping you to accomplish?

Speaker 4 (01:48:42):
Justin Bieber has been gone for a minute, but apparently
he's planning a comeback. A source says he quote needs
the money and wants to work, and so he's been
teasing new music. But what is getting even more attention
than the Biebes potential comeback is the fact that he
unfollowed Usher on social media. Usher is the one who
found him, right you got yet, and.

Speaker 8 (01:49:05):
Quite a few other people that have quote unquote inspired
him and helped his career. He's followed a.

Speaker 5 (01:49:12):
Lot of this Puff Daddy related menace.

Speaker 8 (01:49:14):
Perhaps well, b were kept on coming up during all
the puff Dotty drama. Usher was related to that as well.

Speaker 4 (01:49:19):
So yes, Timothy shallow May was fined seventy three dollars
for improperly parking an e bike that he rode to
the premiere of a complete unknown there in London. He
said he wanted to beat the traffic, so I just
read one of those you know, those Lime branded bikes
they see around big cities. But London has rules. He
broke them and so he got fined seventy three bucks.

Speaker 11 (01:49:40):
He can come back, he also made a big show
of being of riding to the thing on an e
bike because he posed in front of the sign, in
front of the red with the e bike. He's supposed
to just dropping it off at the curtain.

Speaker 4 (01:49:51):
Well, not not fined by Lime. He got fined by
the by London. And yeah, yeah, because you know, you
see people with these scooters and they drop them and
I'm sure that the up I'm not sure what the
rules are.

Speaker 5 (01:50:00):
I've never used them, but I kind of want to
though you've never gave.

Speaker 11 (01:50:04):
They are super fun. I've recently got back into them.
They have fun, but bring wipes because I see the
people who touched them.

Speaker 1 (01:50:10):
Yeah, totally. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:50:11):
Here one more thing before we get to the birthdays.

Speaker 4 (01:50:13):
The lineup for this year's New Orleans Jazz Festival is
out Pearl Jam, Dave Matthews Band, Cage The Elephant, Jon
Jet and the Black Carts, Cheap Trick, Lil Wayne, Lenny Kravitz,
Casey Musgraves, John Fogerty, Luke Combe, Santana, The Revival. It
is just some of the names, some of the bands
that are on there. It's happened, It's never I mean,
they do have a lot of jazz, white and stuff.

(01:50:37):
Is this where we saw stp and you cried about
your shoes. No, that was voodoot oh voodoo Fest. Oh okay, anyway,
it's It's happening April twenty fourth through the twenty seventh,
May first through the fourth at the fair Grounds Racecourse
there in New Orleans, where the Woodie Show is proud
to be heard weekday mornings on All ninety two three.

Speaker 6 (01:50:54):
They need to change the name. That's dumb, it's misleading.

Speaker 5 (01:50:57):
Yeah, thank you. Yeah, Greg's gotta go. They're expecting jazz, Yeah, my.

Speaker 7 (01:51:01):
Jazz Showay, we're gonna shiver, We're gonna sit Beata.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
She was like, it's Shiday, and you know we don't
do what all right.

Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
Starting with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Jim Carrey, who
is sixty three years old. Today you got Maury Povid
she was eighty six. Oh, Calvin Harris, the DJ, he's
forty one. Steve Harvey is sixty eight. Dwayne Wade, the
NBA Superstar, is forty three. Zooey d Chanel. She's married
to one of the property bro is. I think Jonathan Anyway,

(01:51:35):
she was on New Girl Jessica Day a new girl. Yeah,
and Elfe remembers she is Elf.

Speaker 1 (01:51:40):
Also she's in the band she and him Thank you?
Oh is that right?

Speaker 11 (01:51:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:51:43):
I think they're playing the Jazz Festival.

Speaker 2 (01:51:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:51:45):
Love with Lil Wayne Right, weezy.

Speaker 4 (01:51:48):
She's forty five years old today Kelly Marie tran Finn's
love interest Rose in the Star Wars Movies thirty six. Today,
Michelle Obama is sixty one, Kid Rock is fifty four,
and my girl Suzannah Hoffs from the Bengals she is
sixty six years old. Your porno birthday today is Dixie
Comet and she has been poked and prodded more than

(01:52:11):
a specimen at Area fifty one. She's been in one thousand,
one hundred and eleven fine adult films at the Lot,
including It's Not Scary, Just Harry Volume two. She was
in ass Eating Zombies, which is not to be confused,
by the way, with Ass Eating Exorcism Volume two. She
was in both, though she was in I'm the Queen

(01:52:32):
Slut of the Office, Not You. Yeah, she was in
Air B and P Volume one, and who can forget
her unforgettable role in Bush Sniffing Yoga Lesbians Mike Bush
sniffing yoga lesbian. That is a Dixie Commet who is

(01:52:53):
forty two years old today. And that's your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Friday morning. Look
what is happening the world of entertainment in sensitivity training
for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
They show I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 4 (01:53:08):
Well that's go do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. That's gonna do it for
the week everybody. Wow, time to weekend. Catch the full
show podcast and the Highlight podcast is available right there
at the woodieshow dot com. First and foremost want to
thank Mark Thompson for being here today. Thank you, Thank
you Mark for coming. And I hope you had a

(01:53:29):
great time. I had a wonder and you are welcome
back anytime you want to get the radio thing out
of your system again.

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
Now you see you say that, and then I'll walk
in the door and Mark, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
That's right?

Speaker 4 (01:53:39):
Always welcome a great contributor, and hey check out his podcast.
The name of the podcast is what You Do. It's
available on all these different podcast platforms. But some really
interesting stuff he was telling about the people that he
talks to, like these people that go in after you know,
murders and stuff and clean up and hoarders and things
like that that clean up after that. So that's on
his podcast. And he's got the book, Don't bump the

(01:54:00):
record kid. It's available online. You can find it there.
But there's an audiobook available which I encourage you to
download because it's always better hearing somebody and who does
spoken word or did spoken word for a living telling
their own story.

Speaker 1 (01:54:12):
It's amazing. If I can make money talking, anybody can.

Speaker 5 (01:54:16):
Yeah, right, So check that out and thank you again
to Mark duy Q.

Speaker 4 (01:54:21):
Also a very interesting story about things that people had
stuck up their asses last year, news headlines and more.
It's all on the podcast to set up the woodieshow
dot com. We'll catch you back here next week. Anything
you got first the meantime, leave on the after hours voicemail.
That number is eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (01:54:37):
Woodie.

Speaker 4 (01:54:38):
It's right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 5 (01:54:40):
Please.

Speaker 12 (01:54:40):
Yeah, it's more like no wife, happy life. Don't say
Greg has become like so anti marriage, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
Yeah, he's just he hates it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:54):
He used to love love.

Speaker 5 (01:54:55):
Gregs to love love and now say yeah, now it
sucks all right.

Speaker 4 (01:54:58):
Thank you, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you
so much for giving the show some of your valuable
time this week. You know we love it, appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch back here next week. Have a great weekend,
SMD double m bye, great Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:55:14):
You mother,