FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 6th 2025 Podcast

Songs that haven't aged well, News Headlines, This week in audio & More! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program
listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody, Good morning. It is

(00:48):
a Thursday morning, a pre Friday. It is January the sixth,
twenty twenty five. Make that February what I'd say? Yeah, dammit,
I dude, I've been doing that a lot. Where were
you on January? Yeah, it still feels like we still
could still be January? Hell long after? All right, it's
it's February. It's February the sixth, twenty twenty five. My bad. Hey,

(01:10):
it's better. I said July. Yeah, last week. You're getting closer. Way, yeah,
I'm getting closer. All right, Yeah, Thursday, January sixth, twenty
twenty five. Yep, damn it, all right, forget it. That's
what Who cares? I'm going to this? Greg gory Man,
good morning to you. Maybe I'm already mentally checked out.

(01:30):
Yeah for the weekend, I get Yeah, there's Gina grat
we got Sammy, we got Sea Bad. Yeah, right in
a row, dumbass phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Woody hit us up with a text over to two
two nine eight seven. We were having a conversation in
the office last week, and so that's gonna be the theme.
What we were talking about are best of seven. We've

(01:51):
done this before. We bring up movies or different songs
or even the different you know, genre of song and say, hey,
what's the best hair metal, what's the best whatever? This
is songs that haven't aged well, because we were talking
about a few. You hear about the TV shows all
the time. They'll say constantly whether it's all in the
family or married with children, like you couldn't do married
with children? No, in Living Color.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
There are even tons of Friends episodes that people are saying, Oh, god's.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
People hating on Will and Grace, which is about it.
But anyway, so when it comes to songs, Sea Bass
actually has seven of these songs. He's pulling the clips
right now actually to get them together for us. Songs
that haven't aged well. So we'll hear all seven and
then we got to pick the four worst defenders. Okay, yeah,
so our own personal like what we think, and then
you guys can play along too. Some of the trending

(02:40):
news headlines before this hour's up. We've got the entertainment
stuff we get, the birthdays, the porn of birthday, all
coming up here on this beautiful January Morningful right they God?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
All right?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
So you guys know the phone number social media at
the wodies Show find is there email email at the
wodieshow dot com. There's a couple that I wanted to
share with you. This first one is from Robert subject
question for Sammy Christmas Tree. I guess he just nicknamed
you that, but he says, my wife likes to crochet
little animals and things, so I want to get her
some supplies as part of a Valentine's Day gift. But

(03:14):
not knowing one thing about it, I would appreciate some
recommendations from you. Thank you, friend of the show. Rebbe
so nice for crochet. Yeah yeah, yeah, So like the
wife likes to make little things and whatever, but he's
looking to buy her some stuff. So as someone who
likes to do this kind of stuff. And you know what, Gina,
why don't you get in involved in the You like

(03:35):
to do a lot of this stuff too, you're knitting.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
But yeah, she's the christ So I mean, it would
depend on what she likes to crochet. But Polly Phil
is always good for any if you're if she already
has a yarn, she's going to make some sort of
stuffed animal or something. Polly Phil is what goes inside
of that. Also, if she likes granny squares, which I
really like.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
To know what is a granny square? You know those
big squares for a quilt.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
Like if you looked at the Roseanne ouch, all the
little squares on it, it's like the black heatline, and
then there's all the colorful squares within it.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Those are called granny squares.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Got it?

Speaker 6 (04:08):
So you make all those separately, And so when you're
making those, you would want to block them, so you
would get like a foam kind of thing and pin
them all to it to make them all the same size.
And then a steamer is great for us that you
can steam it. You can spray it, but that takes
a long time to wait for.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
It to dry. So I recommend steaming and pins in
the can.

Speaker 8 (04:26):
I get Layman's suggestion because he's not going to know
how to do any of that.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
He's not gonna do it. He just needs to buy it.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Well, but I mean that's I think it might be
hard tack to Michaels hold the podcast up to the
phone to the employing this.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
Depending on how advanced she is or beginner or whatever,
I think he should just get her Wouble's kid.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Well, it sounds like she already does that. Yeah, she's
It sounds like she she would have yarn. She would
already have you know, the the crochet.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
But the Woubles are like cutet crochet stuffed animals that
you make. Yeah, well, she's already she likes to crochet
little animals and things. So she get a new some
What if I really wanted to make one of those
cool things like my grandma had where it's a cover
for a box of tissues, right, like a doily cover.
Grandma the only one that had that. Well, yeah, I
mean that.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Would just be so you would just need a pattern
for that. So I mean, I guess theoretically.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
It doesn't have some kind of structure though, right, it
has like some kind of like plastic something like a mesh.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
You just put it over the top.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
The top the.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
Kleenex box itself is in the structure.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
See, my grandma had one like a square one that like,
if I just sat it here, it looks like an
empty box of tissues. Still and that would go over
the top of the box.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Yeah, yeah, are you sure that's croche?

Speaker 4 (05:40):
I don't know difference. I have no idea. Yeah that
that I that I couldn't tell you. Yeah, Robbie, thanks you,
thank you for the for the email. You can send
your email over to us email at the Woody Show
dot com. I did the most that we ever did
as kids when it came to anything like that. We
would make pop holders, and there was like this is

(06:03):
it is it called a loom. It was a It
was a plastic square that had little like spikes and
you would take these like little different colored rubber band
they were like fabric fabric rubber band things, and then
you would stretch them across and then when you went
the other way, you'd have to like weave them in
and out, and then you had to do something on

(06:23):
the edges to like tie them all off. We would
make potholders for everybody. Everybody got a pot, you get
a potholder, You get a potholder.

Speaker 9 (06:33):
When I was a kid, we would make friendship bracelets
and bond siye like it was called the bons eye.
You just take two sticks and you make a cross
and then.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
God, I say bonds eye like a tree like maybe
it was, I don't know, it was a long time.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
And yeah, if that's after we used to make like
lizards out of beads and just string.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
No, do you guys what I'm talking about?

Speaker 6 (07:06):
You like you like four three and you'd make it,
make a little hands and it was a lizard.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
Everybody made that.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
We made crosses though. But speaking of beads, speaking of
going back to like, we couldn't do that on television anymore.
Like some of these things like shrinkings, they don't make
those anymore. There's no way if there's a thing in
the oven, you put plastic in the oven. Yeah, your
kids are four of chemicals now. Yeah, we're talking about
things like, oh, well you're drinking water out of a
water bottle. You've you've swallowed the equivalent of fifty two

(07:33):
credit cards over the course, like you were putting plastic
in the and then opening up and shoving a turkey in. Yeah,
we can't even put you know, a plastic container says
microwave safe in the microwave. Can't do that, can't do that.
The microplastics are seeping, Yeah, exactly what it's in lawn darts,
you know yeah, eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You

(07:54):
know what, maybe you just send them an email here
you can right back to them.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
Yeah, because I'm also just like remembered this like scissors
the travels. But there's only one special place in Europe
you can get them from. They're the only place that
makes them and they're really great. I'll email it.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding, send us a text
over to two to nine eighty seven. More Woody shows. Next,
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Speaker 10 (08:53):
This is the.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Witty show, no craps, witty show boy boy. We're into
it on a new hour Insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It's Thursday morning. Yeah. It's like he's like

(09:18):
just having the best time of that and just still
He's like, hoy, yeah, I made a continuation of it.
I think I edited. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (09:32):
I am excited to be here today on the Woody Show.
I really am. It's terrific. All you nippling butttholers should
feel really great about how you're spending your time. Okay,
it's the best show. I mean seriously, you could have
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Speaker 4 (09:50):
Now when you say a version, you might fly to
Hawaii and have him recording absolutely absolutely and a booth
fun with handed it up the script. I'm whatdy, that's
Greg Dory, there's menace. What's up? Gina Gratis? Here sea bass?
We got Sammy phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four. What that's eight seven seven forty four? What

(10:11):
you can hit us up with a text over to
two two nine eight seven And I like that? Why
are you trying to like a bitch? Ain't you tire?
Trying to strike a chord?

Speaker 12 (10:18):
And it's probably a.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Minor best of seven today And uh, we were talking
about this in the office. Songs that just maybe have
an aged well.

Speaker 13 (10:27):
Especially in comparison to kendrickmar right there, who he just
won five Grammys for that song. He's playing the super
Bowl and the song is primarily about hey, Drake, stop
messing with underage girls, allegedly allegedly.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
And they say you probably won't be allowed to play
it at the super Bowl because that would be a
good propa.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
But it's totally like double entendre and a minor Yeah.

Speaker 13 (10:48):
Ever, yeah, I know if you were last summer, you
heard that song everywhere? Again, is that the super Bowl took?
I still do yeah, oh sure that in euphoria. But
that song again, it was against hooking up with under girls.
Flies in the face of decades of music which is looking.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
So what we're gonna do here? Sea Bass has a
list for us. These are seven songs, so best of
seven that all have not really aged well over time.
Now it doesn't mean they're not good songs. Like there's
a number of songs on here that, so you're pro
these songs, they might be it might be great song. Okay,
like this is the first. This first song that we're

(11:28):
gonna that we're gonna talk about is a song that
I like. I've said this a number of times. I'm
not really a lyrics guy. So unless it's unless it's
pointed out and I go, or it's super super obvious,
but like, you know cover, Yeah, so you're the composition, Yeah, yeah,
I like I like the melody, I like the the hook,

(11:50):
you know. Yeah, first songs. I'm not a chick, so
I'm not really under lyrics. But anyway, So what we're
gonna do is we're gonna have the seven songs and
then we have to pick out each one of us
from the seven. The best of seven are four biggest offenders. Okay,
which ones we think are the worst of the worst.
So this one's classic.

Speaker 13 (12:06):
Although it is hard to miss the message of this
song from Winger Winger seventeen, which you can argue, well,

(12:34):
maybe he was writing this, yeah, like when he was
seventeen and a half, when he was sixteen, but yeah,
but daddy says she's too young.

Speaker 9 (12:41):
For me.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
That argument out of the world tomorrow's her eighteenth birthday.

Speaker 14 (12:45):
Yeah, that should have been in the second verse, she'll
be eighteen.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Something to say it wasn't the first party did they say,
I'm only seventeen. So he says she's only seventy too much.
She said, oh god it see this isn't legal. You
should go away. My dad says it's a bad idea.

Speaker 13 (13:08):
All right, soteen year old girl is like really good
at sex, by the way, to the point that she's
bragging like there.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Like I wouldn't know. I'll never find out. It's funny menus. Yea,
how do you know catch You're not going to catch
up in this. Let me ask you a question. How
does Sea Bass know that seventeen year olds are not good?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Well?

Speaker 13 (13:29):
Because that's a good question. I thought about this when
I was pulling these songs. I have never had any
kind of sexual contact with because I didn't really thanks
to being a homeschooled and in an all boys. Yeah,
I never talked to or hooked up with a girl
who wasn't ever eighteen high five.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
I hooked up with a fifteen year old I was fifteen.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
Nice also hooked up with a fifteen year old and you.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Were fifteen fifteen. Yeah, so I can't say, like if
if you hooked, you hooked somebody up to a lot oftender.
Have you ever slept with a fifteen year old? I
would have to say yes recently, not recently, but I
was a fifteen year old. I can claim totality, all right,
So best of seven songs, songs did not have have
not aged? Well? This next one is Benny Mardonas Into

(14:12):
the Night and this was a This was a certified
hit actually twice three one seven just texted over before
I even mentioned the name. They go, you got to
mention this one. Yeah, bennye madronas one sixty years on
the field playball.

Speaker 13 (14:30):
People are alone, they said, tell this guy, don't do it.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
By the way he's in his third I mean the
hook on this song is awesome.

Speaker 15 (14:44):
Yes, I remember this, like I remember the hook the
dentist office and this would play.

Speaker 9 (14:56):
Yeah, I was in the car with my mom, but
I remember the beginning of that song.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
I mean, he doesn't remember if you were alive like
in a kid in the eighties, you know, early nineties,
like there were always the radio stations that had like
the love songs. Oh yeah, Delilah, yeah or whatever, like
there were no, you didn't have the Internet yet, you
didn't have you didn't you didn't have a distraction like that.
So like you would put something like, uh, you know,
you'd be listening around to the radio stations and you'd
be doing long distance or not long distance like love

(15:21):
dedication dedicating this song too.

Speaker 9 (15:23):
Well, maybe this is only Wrin performed in Alabama.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Or you know, maybe it was the maybe it was
the song that was playing where you had your first kiss. Oh,
maybe that was it was the soundtrack to the moment
wherever you were. You know, if you just get rid
of the first verse, it's a fine song. Yeah, it's
a great song. You know, fly away with you, love
You Forever. Aren't they on a magic carpet during the song? Yeah.

Speaker 13 (15:44):
So there's the thing that the thing that really kills
this song is they produced a music video for that song,
which was like the year before MTV. You can find
it online it is, and it's a thirty four year
old man like knocking on a front door of a
sixteen year old girl and the dad's like get the
hell out of here, and.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
He's like, but what if I stay in your window?

Speaker 6 (16:02):
Yeah, sixty.

Speaker 14 (16:11):
Whose Yeah, this song.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Separated by tools. Don't they just don't understand that.

Speaker 16 (16:25):
I want to ask you, if you think it is cool, I'll.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Come pick you. I'll drive over to the school.

Speaker 13 (16:37):
Pup, we'll go for us.

Speaker 17 (16:45):
The park.

Speaker 13 (16:47):
I think he later tried to ReadWrite history and say
this is from her point of view.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
It is not. Watch the music video. It's all him
creeping on her. This song is so notorious that Adam Carolla,
when we used to this all the time, this segment,
this would make end up in the statutory rock segment. Yeah,
see seven o two, texting over I love these songs.
I had no clue what the words mean. Yeped all right,

(17:11):
So number three best of seven songs didn't age well?

Speaker 13 (17:15):
Great name Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. Yes again,
big hit classic Young Girl.

Speaker 10 (17:21):
Okay, I don't think I know the song.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Oh wow, he knows it. Wos you get out of
my mind?

Speaker 9 (17:55):
Fault come out and say it though he just hear
what I'm about to do something.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, but he says, young Girl, I mean my love
for you is way out of lie, saying he didn't
act on it. He's just obsessing about Oh no, But
didn't specify. Well, yeah, he didn't much. Too young a parents.
It could be fifty and she could be thirty. Better
run girl, Yeah, yeah, young girl, he could be ninety.
My hips been a little rapiere exactly, all right. That's

(18:27):
the seven songs that have aged poorly.

Speaker 13 (18:30):
This one is a deeper cut from the Rolling Stones
and it's all buried in the mix. But it's called
stray Cat Blues. But listen for a specific age that
Mick Jagger points out.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Oh there it is fifteen. Yeah, Drake doesn't want the idea.
I don't need it again, clearly fifty for what song

(19:05):
is this? Straightcat Blues by Rolling Stones. Don't need dry
D plausible deniability. It's not a capital crime. The officer

(19:29):
she told me she was twenty eight. Yeah, but on
check day. Yeah, yeah. Songs that have aged poorly best
of seven.

Speaker 13 (19:39):
And this is one from the Chili Pepper is called
Catholic Schirl school Girls rule again. Catholic school Girls Rules
from this through the older albums, freaky STYLI and the
lyrics themselves aren't terrible. It's just like, hey, Catholic school
Girls bro half fast. But I'll tell you why this
is an awful.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Song after you hear some of it, all right, Red
Hot Chili Pepper's Catholic school Girls Rule.

Speaker 18 (20:06):
Mother, don't you know.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
That sounds like it sounds like a song that Trey
Parker and Matt Stonewall for an episode of South Park
going down to the city Walk. He is singing, this
is back early when Chili Peppers are any more punk bands.

(20:43):
Sounds like a joke, like Timmy Yeah the Underground.

Speaker 13 (20:49):
So why this is so terrible? This this, this Chili
Pepper song would have just been forgotten.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
It's early, you know.

Speaker 13 (20:55):
Well, except in two thousand and four, when Anthony Keats
wrote his biography, He's told us the the origin for
Catholic School Girls Rule was when he was twenty three
on tour in Louisiana, he looked up the fourteen year
old Well, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
His girlfriend of modern day is like a toddler's I
think what nineteen I believe?

Speaker 13 (21:13):
And he not only says that eight sixteen, he tells
the whole story like she went backstage when he was
twenty three again fourteen. Didn't find out she was fourteen
until the next day when they proceeded to do it again.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
No, no, if Anthony Keene write it down. He wrote
it down in two thousand.

Speaker 13 (21:29):
And four, and then he said the inspiration for Catholic
school schoolgirls rule o terrific.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
And then he yeah, thanks, way to go, Anthony. Yeah,
all right, So best of seven songs that have aged poorly.

Speaker 13 (21:43):
This is a song number six. This is a song
from Kiss that they play a lot. Actually it wasn't
a radio hit, but it's called Christine sixteen sixteen.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
School that day.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
That's the thing. I think Kisses a bunch of creeps. Anyway,
I've already thought they were creeps, like Shocked Simmons.

Speaker 8 (22:19):
But isn't it crazy that Gene Simmons and plus only
have never done drugs?

Speaker 4 (22:23):
It was straight, that's allegedly allegedly. And they played that song,
by the way, in twenty twelve on Letterman and the
lyric again coming out of the school bait.

Speaker 19 (22:32):
You look.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
All right? The best of seven? Last one.

Speaker 13 (22:40):
This is a deep cut, as if they all aren't
deep cuts from Ted Nugent. But it's about but it's
about as explicit as we get.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Jail bait. Okay, all right, Ted Nugent, jail bait.

Speaker 13 (23:25):
First there. I don't care if you're just thirteen. Oh god,
you look close enough. You look to be true. I
just know you're probably clean.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Thirteen. Oh my god, listen.

Speaker 12 (23:39):
To it again.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Well he did say only a matter of time, So
maybe he's willing to wait until she's eighteen.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Time he's going to wait. People went out and bought
that album until it turned it up? All right. So
those are the seven songs that we have to choose
from to pick our four biggest offenders. Now, can we
have a seven way?

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Time is.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
The biggest event. So what I'll do, I'll go around
the room during the break and I'll get everybody's votes,
and then we'll have the the top four based on
everybody's votes, the worst defenders, not like, oh that's the
hottest one. That's changed a couple of lyrics, yeah, five
six two texting over What about the police song don't

(24:27):
stand so Close to Me? Got that in the in
the list here?

Speaker 20 (24:30):
Yeah, this is the subject of school cool friend, she
wants so bad, knows.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
What she wants to be inside?

Speaker 20 (24:46):
This is long dis.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
She's so close.

Speaker 17 (24:55):
This girl.

Speaker 13 (24:57):
Sold this because you do the math, because it's about
underage stuff.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
But Sting is not saying I want to do underage stuff.
He's describing a scenario away from me. It's for a friend. Yes,
the teacher. The student has the hots for the teacher.

Speaker 13 (25:15):
But the teacher also kind of like, oh, I see
what's going on. Is not saying I'm the teacher. He's
saying I'm observing this situation right, he's in the bushes.
Why I don't put it in the list because he's
just saying, yeah, this is a good idea.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
What about father figure father from a Michael that I
thought that would for sure be on the list.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
That's more of a like a protective sentiment it because
the lyrics say, but some love can be mistaken for crime.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Exactly if you have if you haven't a bit, which
one do you think was the worst defender out of
all that you could text over to seven. We'll have
the top four list next on The Woody Show.

Speaker 19 (26:03):
Hang on.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Kelly's new alternative, The Woody Show.

Speaker 21 (26:13):
Pretty pretty good, I got to.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Talk all right, Well, the results are in. We went
over a best of seven lists. Sea Bass ran us
through the songs that he put up for nominations, songs
that haven't aged well, based on a conversation that we
were having in the office and the votes are in.
These are the four biggest defenders, the four bangers. I
mean again, some of these songs are good songs. Yeah,

(26:39):
not the point if you just ignore, you know, the
lyrical content, just the message. Yeah all right, honorable mention
by the way to Sublime Sublime, wrong way.

Speaker 13 (26:49):
Yeah, someone texted that over and I forgot because we
play like the censor version. It's like, oh, if you
look into that song, he's twelve years old, then to
Marshall be a whore, right, but then what he does
scribes doing with her is inappropriate at best.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, all right, so songs that haven't aged well, so
honorable mention to that now number four on the list.
Before I get to number four, honorable mention two, And
it was it was very close, but honorable mention was
that close to Rolling Stones, Drakhat Blues just barely missed

(27:25):
being in the that top four, but it was yikes,
yeah good and it was. It was close. But at
number four of the worst defenders, Winger seventeen as Menace
put it so clearly said, yeah he's quoting her. Yeah

(27:47):
she's only seven.

Speaker 13 (27:48):
Can you think about how many chicks danced to miss
On like a Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
I said's number four, number three according to the votes,
Ted Nugent's Jail Old Babs, he doesn't care. I'll care
for thirteen. It looked too good to be true. You're
probably clean. I gotta think about me. You know, I

(28:16):
put good money on your cleanliness.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
Yeah, probably all right.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
So then the number two biggest offender songs that didn't
age well over time, The creeps in kiss school that day, Christine,

(28:40):
who's sixteen. Yeah, it's got to happen because I was
never a kiss. I'm just hanging out outside school, right,
Hello a kiss.

Speaker 13 (28:50):
That's really good. Gene gessum As you were almost thirty
when you wrote that song.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Now, I mean years. I've always been a younger song.
They're old song of younger. In fact, I was the
first person ever have an old soul. What do you
sing Away? And then the number one vote getter from
everyone here in the room, all the songs that we
had to choose from the song that got the most

(29:16):
votes as being the one that aged the worst, Benny
Mardaronis Into the Night six. I think of this being
a time life Yeah, oh yeah, Judy from Time Life Books.

Speaker 19 (29:35):
Yeah, the classics onto compact order now Time Live Music
po Box one three six five Edison, New Jersey, White Plains, New.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
York, Yeah, White Planes, New York. But Steve As is right.
You gotta look up the music video for this. There's
a Magic Carpet.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
It deserves to be the top spot because he's even
People are telling me stop.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
It, but they're stupid.

Speaker 13 (30:03):
They don't know, don't understand the guy who made this
girl that I'm stalking.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
He's dumb, I boring, protective father.

Speaker 13 (30:11):
Fun fact that song charted twice both when he originally
released it in nineteen eighty and then he had like
a best of in nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
He's given the people what they want, right to him.

Speaker 9 (30:20):
I thought Benny looked way different. He looks like a skeleton.
He looks like a lady.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
I thought he was the mom of.

Speaker 9 (30:29):
The of the Chick.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
He's like a lady. He's got like straight long, longest
black hair. What he who does he look like?

Speaker 8 (30:37):
He kind of looked well, it could be a ramon Sammy,
You're not gonna like this, but he kind of looks
like the Olsen Twins.

Speaker 9 (30:46):
I thought he was the mom in this music video.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Watch it without the audio. Yeah, he kind of does.
It also kind of looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence. Yes,
like an olsene control. He's got dunk sunken, dark eyes, cheekbones,
definitely looks like a murderer of some sort.

Speaker 13 (31:05):
And his hair, you're right, man, his hair is like
feathered like a lady would be. Yeah, my mom would
kill for that hair.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
And he's calling her on the phone, like from a payphone.
So was right. You can't trace it again, watch it
without the audience. That is not the mom, and tell
me that's not the mom. He might be wearing lipstick,
well probably.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
It looks like he for sure has makeup on, even
like foundation, and he.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Is fancy. It's like the mom calling saying like where
are you at? And don't worry. They're not just talking.
They're making out on the carpet. Oh for really, I
didn't get that far.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
You brought up a good point. See guys, why do
the chili peppers get? Well, Anthony specifically gets such a pass,
you know, because.

Speaker 13 (31:47):
Not only did this the school girl's rule he admitted
to again unnecessarily in his obiography, but he was he
also had another confirmed underrage relationship later on.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
She was sixteen and he was in his twenties.

Speaker 13 (31:57):
I believe, But I guess I think he gets past
because he hasn't done it in a long time.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
And because he's just so cool and rough, fountain of youth.

Speaker 13 (32:05):
And he also had a terrible childhood, not an excuse,
no where he I believe. In his biography, he also
mentions that he hooked up when he was fourteen with
one of his dad's girlfriends. Right again, doesn't get right
for him to do it later.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
I knew. I saw something on Instagram. This is funny.
Somebody had posted this and it says we were being
programmed from a young age. Those eighties music infomercials were
so good. I can still remember the exact order of
the songs to this day. Here's the Time Life music.

(32:44):
If you like soft rock music like we do, He'll
love sessions.

Speaker 22 (32:48):
New album called Secret Love. It has forty eight soft
rock classics by the original artist.

Speaker 23 (33:00):
Come to.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
These songs really bring out the animal and some people, Yeah,
why the ocean of James Taylor, the commodoors and the
moody blues. It's what That's.

Speaker 23 (33:30):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (33:33):
Thank you Secret Love Teachers and Cromer.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
The Special TV Opera remember you get forty eight original
hitters on four stereo records for only nineteen ninety five
stereo records. You get four records for nineteen Wow, what
a deal.

Speaker 14 (33:57):
Dude in front of the fireplace.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Oh yeah, I definitely remember.

Speaker 10 (34:16):
Is wrong?

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Yeah? Who's saying that? Time to be showy? Is it all?
Why can't I like Jackie Wagner? I can't jack the
actor guy Jack Wagner.

Speaker 20 (34:33):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Why can't I name any of the names of the
songs or the artist song I'm so horny show morning.
I want the back everybody. So a little update for
you on the situation in Ohio where that person was

(34:55):
killed five injured in that shooting with that manufacturing facility.
So the overnight manhunt, they found the guy to shoot her,
taken into custody, which is that's great? Well, yeah, that's good.
Always giving the uh yeah, find those losers and now
he can spend how many years in courts? Yeah? Debating? Yeah,

(35:18):
police are praising. A local pilot in Arkansas stopped a
fifteen year old who entered a regional airport with a
high powered rifle and a handgun and demanded a plane.
Oh why he walked into signature aviation, which is it's
it's just a place where you know, private jets arrive
and depart from. And so they walked in because not

(35:40):
like the regular airport. Yeah, walked in, had this gun,
said he wanted a plane, but there was another pilot
who was able to grab his own gun, told the
team to get on the ground and disarmed him. So Yeah,
according to the police report, the kid wasn't even from
the area. And if they know why he did this,
they're not saying. But he was charged with first degree
terrorist threatening, aggravated a SOLI attempt, aggravated robbery, and he's

(36:02):
locked up at an Arkansas juvenile detention center. I think
why is he wanted a plane? Yeah, Like what's the
point of where do you want for?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
What?

Speaker 18 (36:12):
Like?

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Where's he was? He trying to get away from something?
And I'd like to see him fly that plane. I
don't like to see you go on ahead Microsoft Flight Simulator. Yeah.
I watched Sleeping with the Enemy. Oh yeah, and I
watched that one case that I saw there was a
clip that had popped up online where these kids they
all orchestrated they ambushed this the ex boyfriend of one

(36:33):
of their friends and they killed this guy. They burned
him in a fire pit, and like all this crazy stuff.
And these are all like sixteen year olds, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen,
So they all went to prison for life. And I'm thinking, man, like,
there you are. You're sitting on this couch, you are
sixteen years old, you're this police station, and you're gonna

(36:54):
be going to prison for the rest of your life. Yeah. Now,
the new boyfriend, who was really kind of the mastermind
quote unquote the whole thing, he got the death penalty,
but I guess he's still on death row of course.

Speaker 8 (37:03):
But you know when you see these shows and they're
like the really odd, weird like teen murders, at least
the ones that I've noticed, it's usually girls, like they
stab their.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Best friend for no because slender Man told him to do?

Speaker 10 (37:15):
What?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Yeah, but the only thing I could. I mean, I
thought of a number of things while I'm watching this,
But I'm thinking, is there a moment that you're sitting
there and you go, dude, what I just I'm going
to be in prison for the rest of my life.
Does it hit them? When does it get red? I'm
going to be in prison for the rest of my life.
I'm sixteen. That's a long time. Yes, I just don't
believe it, you know. Yeah, it's sleeping with the enemy.

(37:37):
Interesting show. It's like they do different cases for each episode.
It's one of those true crime shows passions I think.
I think, yeah, just search it.

Speaker 9 (37:49):
Going back to similar as simulators though, I'm I'm shocked
that you didn't set one up at your house yet.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Yeah, because I don't want to do this on like
a computer screen. I'd want to do like a big yeah.
But you can practice and then Yeah, I think it'd
be cool, but I need to have like a dedicated space.
Kids take up too much space. Oh Dan, you know,
I can put it in a guest room, I guess.
But then you know, my mom's gonna be sleeping in
there with flight simulator.

Speaker 8 (38:11):
She's going to become a pilot class before the weekends over.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Wake up, people, this is the Woody Show. We're into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
A pre Friday Thursday morning. It's February the sixth, twenty
twenty five. Woodie Greg Gory minutes, what up is Gina
gred Hey? Sea masses here? We got Sammy phones are open?

(38:39):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you can hit us
up with the text over to two to nine eight seven.
You know I love fun facts. I have a new
fun fact that I learned about Greg Gory and it's insane.
All right, So I all right, So you know, Greg
is really weird about certain things. One of the things

(38:59):
I always have the strangest is about how he doesn't
want to buy will refuse to buy toilet paper at
the grocery store. Thinks the cashier is in some way
judging him, right, which they are having to number two,
Look at this guy's embarrassing to buy toilet paper. If
you crapped on the conveyor belt, then maybe that would
be embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Buying toilet paper. I would put on that list. Deodorant
is kind of embarrassing to buy.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
See this is what I mean. Weird. Yeah, that's a
very strange thing.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
And I had that weird memory recently where I purposely
spat on my driving test because I didn't want them
to think I was dorky.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
That's another that's another Greggry fun fact. So if you
were a girl, would you buy tamps problem? That's a
great question. I mean, it's right in there with toilet paper.
It's the same thing. It's just a regular function. Yeah,
that would be pretty mortified. Wow. Yeah, but only the
guy at the cashier was cute, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't want to see you buying tamps.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Yeah yeah, but now I've taken it a step further.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
This is this is a this is a new one
because I I realized I told Woody this and I
shouldn't have. But anyway, they set this up by saying
Greg is a daily shopper. You know, there are people
who they go to do all their grocery shopping for
the week stalk, okay, and I hate stalking because I
hate waste. Okay. So he goes every day like old
people because that's their thing to do. Yeah, every day
to the grocery store. And you would think that he

(40:18):
would have his grocery store of choice, Yeah, which I do,
and he would end up just going to the same
grocery store. But no, Greg does not go to the
same grocery store. It's not because you can get different
things at different stores. Oh no, no, it's for a
completely different reason, which brings us to this Greg gory
fun fat Okay.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Yeah, instead of going to the one that I normally
go to every day, which is minute and a half
for my house. I'll go to one that's twelve minutes
for my house.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Because I'm I've developed this new thing in my head
that if I go to the same place every day,
the employees at that place are going to go, oh god,
he's here again. He's here every day. Because now I
even know, like, you're so tortured. Man.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
I am the lady at the self checkout. Her name
is Mary, and she's so nice and we talk all
the time. She's the oh the Mary update. Her kid
is into cooking. He makes people Wellington and so will
chat all the time.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
You had that much time to chat.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Well, she comes up to me and talks while I'm
doing my checkout. And then I had to get something
just a couple of days ago on my way home,
and I thought, oh, I'll just go run to the store.
Oh god, I was just there. We just talked. She's
gonna see me again. It's gonna be so she's gonna
think I'm weird.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
It's not because you're gonna get caught in the vortex
of the random. I'm more worried about what they think
that would be kind of that would be normal. I
don't have time for that. Like, oh, there's that guy again. God,
he's here every day.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
What if you stop going and Mary gets worried about you?

Speaker 4 (41:46):
I know, what if Mary gets worried that something's wrong.

Speaker 9 (41:49):
Yeah, that happened to those uh pizza employee the where
there are Dominoes or something, and the guy like ordered
every day from Dominoes and then one day he stopped
ordering and then they go, something's wrong with George or whatever.
And then they sent like a wellness check and they
found that he was like on the ground and they're
able to help him.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
He saved his life. Pizza saved his life. Yeah. When
I was in college, I had a job at a
video store. Oh and we had this regular customer and
I'll never forget his name because he came in all
the time. His name was David Cherry. And he would
come up and he would put his video down and go, uh,
name's David Cherry. I'm like, I know, David, I know.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
And then because you have to type in by name,
and then the next day he would come in to
rent something else, it's under David Cherry, I know. And
I started talking to my coworkers. I'm like, hey, I
wonder what time David Cherry is going to come in?
And so now I'm thinking, what if the people at
my grocery store go, oh god, there's that guy. Yeah,
And I often I blame Menace for this. You got

(42:51):
me into Frenzy a box wine. So I think, too,
my god.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
If I'm buying a Frenzy box wine alcoholic. What if
what if three days from now I'm getting another one?
What if the people at the store I go to
seven days a week say, oh my god, there's that
guy again. Wait, didn't he just get a Frenzy a
couple of days ago? Going through? How much wine does
this guy go through? Okay, what loser? Just so you

(43:16):
know you're not alone. I'm looking at the text. This
one says from the eight one to eight, Oh my god, Greg,
I do the same thing. I go to three different
stores so people don't think I shopped too much. Here's
another one, five, six, two. I do the same thing.
I can't go to the same seven eleven too many times,
or they ask me personal questions and think that we're friends.

(43:36):
So embarrassing, and I will say that so redeeming.

Speaker 9 (43:40):
What I did work out the grocery store. We had
daily shoppers. Yeah, like, oh they're kind of weird.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Well okay, okay to that point. Here's another one. Now,
the texts came in over to two two nine eighty seven, Greg,
she probably loves to see you. I loved my regulars
at any job I've had. Really, I mean, we get along.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Gray.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
She's like is missing. I like her a lot and
she's super cool. And I even considered, Oh, okay, another confession.
I considered at Christmas time getting her like a gift card,
but then I overthought it would that be so embarrassing

(44:23):
a gift card?

Speaker 4 (44:23):
I mean, she might think you want to hook up,
but it would be nice. Would that be weird? You
go to this self checkout woman that.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
You see basically five days a week, and you give
her a present? Would it be weird?

Speaker 8 (44:35):
Would it be weird if you took the gift card
off the little like stand, scanned.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
It, surprise with that little dumb extra receipt that comes
with it. Exactly the gift receipt. Yeah. Yeah, That's what.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
Goes through my head lately. So now I'm trying to
vary it up, Like I'll go to this place maybe
three days a week, and I'll go to the farther
one a couple of days a week.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
There are so many rules when you are greg. You
can't walk across the carpet, you can't sit on your
own couch, you can't can't use the sink and the rath,
you can't go to the same store more the next
number of times without you know, raising attention, and aren't you.

Speaker 8 (45:12):
Yeah, and you're you're all about yolo? Could one of
these rules start being like yolo, I don't have to
live like this.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
I should go daily now. I'll tell you so.

Speaker 9 (45:20):
When I was working at the grocery store and it
was daily shoppers, it was two type of people. Old
people and you kind of felt bad for them because
they really wanted to talk like all the time because
the highlight of their day. And then the younger people
were just weirdos.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Okay, but you're also misunderstanding it's not the highlight of
my day.

Speaker 9 (45:38):
No, No, I'm not saying that's you, but I'm saying
those are the type of people that would be the
daily shoppers.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
When I worked at the grocery store.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
The reason I do daily is it's on my way home.
Once I am home, if I don't have anything in
the house, I'll make dinner out of ice cube and
ketchup package.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Also, what I'm trying to go back? They don't know that.

Speaker 9 (45:55):
They just think you're aware of okay, they don't know
whyorry about it. Yeah, you're alcoholic.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Again. Text us over to two two nine eight seven.
We'll take the break, we'll come back. We'll get all
the trending news headlines for you next. What are you
thinking here? Is okay? Okay, you're on the right track.
It's a lot ye. Gina grad has the trending news headlines.

Speaker 8 (46:36):
President Trump has signed an executive order banning transgendered athletes
from playing women's sports. The order is called Keeping Men
Out of Women's Sports, and it says that schools say
short and sweet schools and athletic associations that deny women's
single sex sports and single sex locker rooms are basically
gonna end up in big trouble good if universities don't comply,

(46:57):
the White House says, they could not only lose federal funding,
but also legal action. And you might be wondering what
the NCAA has to say about this. They've responded and
they say, we strongly believe that clear, consistent, and uniform
eligibility standards would best serve today's student athletes instead of
a patchwork conflicting state laws and court decisions.

Speaker 9 (47:17):
Okay, so for how divided everything is, Yeah, they sound
like they are on.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Everything else that has been signed by executive order. And
you look at like ABC or any of the other
news feeds when they post that, and you look at
the comments, like, of course, it's like, so divide on
this one. It seems like everybody for the most like
the majority, not everybody, of course, there's people who are
of course, but the overwhelming majority seem this is the
one thing everybody seems to be an agreement about it.

Speaker 8 (47:42):
Yeah, they're kind of Well, the NCAA is certainly in
lockstep because they said that the order provides a clear
national standard and says they'll review it and they'll take
steps to fall online.

Speaker 12 (47:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Right, it's like HOI, it's like music producer IRV Gotti.

Speaker 8 (47:59):
He has passed away at the age of fifty four
in New York City that we don't know the actual
cause of death. Godi, who was born Irving Domingo Lorenzo Junior,
had apparently had a stroke. He had complications from diabetes.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
He wasn't doing well. Yeah. As a founder of Murder Inc.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
Records, gott He played a huge role in shaping hip hop,
working with artists like DMX and Joe Rule and Jay Z.
He launched DMX's career at def Jam and later established
his own label, which released Joe Rule's debut album It.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Wasn't just hip hop, by the way. He even signed
Vanessa Carlton. Interesting refreshed my memory. What was her big hit?
One thousand miles? Right? If I could long a thousand miles, Yeah,
that was okay, if I could just well, we have

(48:53):
another co op I mean, that's that's the thing. It
seems to be like a hip hop you just co
opt a really you know, like a name like Gotti, right, yeah?
Or how about like Tank Sinatra, Yeah, Gucci made everybody's
just co opting, like all this other NBA Young Boy,
NBA Young And this what was IRV Gotti's.

Speaker 8 (49:12):
Yeah, Irving Domingo, Lorenzo Junior there, it's like but he uh.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
He was behind so many heads with Rule and Ashanti,
it was.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
Like Ashanti had some bes but hopefully they were He's like, HOI,
so show how Tani's former interpreter, remember you paid, Missahara.
He's getting sentenced today for his big scheme against the
baseball star. Misihara admitted to stealing around seventeen million dollars
from Otani's bank account and using the money for gambling

(49:48):
and buying you know, personal crap. Prosecutors want five years
in prison. Well, Missahara, you're gonna be shocked at this.
His lawyer wants a lighter sentence. He's blaming it on
a gambling addiction. It wasn't his fault. We I know,
this guy exploited his relationship with Otani along with the
language barrier to steal from him.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
So he socks because you know he was had a
pretty cool gig. Oh yeah, Joe, and they were friends.
All you have to do is just say what he
said in a language the other guy can understand. Yeah, done,
But don't you a good salary? That's that sentence is
kind of light. Five years for seventeen million. Yeah, that's
sounds I mean, was that was it? What's the word

(50:28):
I'm looking forward? Negotiated?

Speaker 9 (50:30):
It might have been like wirefraud is like huge in wait,
multiple times I don't know.

Speaker 8 (50:36):
Well, the judge could go crazy and be like nah life,
So we'll see what happens in the sentencing.

Speaker 17 (50:41):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (50:41):
There was yet another scary plain incident yesterday. Yeah, you
might want to cover you years. This time, two jets
collided with each other on the tarmac over at sea
tax Seattle, Tacoma. Internet touched okay, but I'm going they
did touch Okay.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Oh I did that last night too.

Speaker 8 (50:56):
Yeah there was tip touch of it and little bump.
So this happened in a touchdown for a layover. And uh,
there was a taxing Japanese Airlines plane.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
They had a little little love kiss.

Speaker 8 (51:09):
The Delta plane was carrying one hundred and forty two
people and was in the middle of de icing when
it made contact with the other plane's wing. Thankfully, no injuries,
but they did have to get a new plane. As
for the FAA, they can confirm that the right wing
of japan Airlines Flight sixty eight struck the tail of
the Delta plane and the aircraft were in an area

(51:30):
that was not under air traffic control. So like, don't
blame us, this is the them problem.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
All those planes are hard to see. Yeah, they're very small.
They're very tiny. Well, no, because it's a it's the wingspan, right, sure, yeah,
I agree, and you make it, you make a turn
out top.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
It definitely sounds tip touch incredibly minor, like like you said,
a love tap.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
But shouldn't happen. Shouldn't happen? And like you said, I mean,
you do this all the time, So why are we
even reporting it? Right, it's not newsworthy?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Right?

Speaker 8 (51:58):
We now know who the man was who was killed
when the medical jet crashed in Philadelphia recently. Remember we
said there was one guy on the ground. He was
thirty seven year old Stephen Drewett, who was a local
Philly guy. First responders found him dead inside the car
and he as we told you the other day, the
crash killed all six people on the plane injured at

(52:18):
least twenty two people on the ground. Meanwhile, the family
of a guy named Jason Rodriguez, a thirty eight year
old who was shopping in the area, they say he's missing,
so he is unaccounted for. The guy in the car
died in the car and twenty two others were injured
on the ground.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
But when they at least had some remains from this
guy missing guy. Yeah, well, did you see that plane
hit that ground? Yeah, into the ground. That's right.

Speaker 8 (52:42):
One of the people on the ground who was injured
in Philly was this ten year old boy named Trey Howard.
He was in his dad's car when a piece of
metal flew in like a bullet.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
It hit him in the head. And here's the amazing part.
It only hit him because he was shielding his little
sister to protect her. It was touch and go in
the hospital, he needed somebody used his sister as a sheet.

Speaker 8 (53:04):
Thrower right at him. This kid survived though. Actually we
have some audio. Here's his dad talking about it on
the local TV news.

Speaker 24 (53:11):
Sound like it was a movie, like a horror movie.
It sounds like a missile was firing bullets. Medal at
my car, everyone else's car. I turned around. He has
medal outside of his head. He says, thank you to everybody.
The christ daddy, I'm a celebrity. No, you're bigger than
the celebrity. You're a superhero name. Oh my good.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
This kid's going to be a hero for life. You
imagine when he goes back to school. Oh my god,
Oh my god, everyone's snacks. He's ten, yeah, ten, shielding
his sister God she owes him. That is incredible. It's
a life debt.

Speaker 8 (53:43):
And in another shocking NBA move, the Miami Heat are
reportedly trading star player Jimmy Butler to the Golden State Warriors.
The deal is being finalized and it'll send Butler to
the Bay Area in exchange for Andrew Wiggins, Kyle Anderson,
and a future first round pick. The Warriors also extending
Butler's contract for two years to the tune of one
hundred and.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Eleven million dollars.

Speaker 8 (54:05):
The move comes just before the NBA trade deadline, with
Butler joining his fifth NBA team as he goes into
his fourteenth season.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
That's what's going on. Yeah, It's like it's like think
way down too fast. Okay. I was trying to now
that fans.

Speaker 20 (54:21):
I know.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
I'm yeah, because I couldn't remember that first price drive
me nuts. I had to hear it. Okay, that was
gonna drive.

Speaker 16 (54:28):
Me mad, just make him away, making.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Old IRV Gotti signed her. Huh Yeah? Did she have
any other song mixed up with Sarah Burry ellis I'm
not Gonna.

Speaker 20 (54:39):
Lie and Imaze you and I'll.

Speaker 16 (54:43):
Miss You Now song songs into the Sky You.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Sing such sounds hot, she's cute. The other songs don't
bring a bell, but all I can think of it's
characters and white chick. He really brought it back. Yeah,
I'm looking in our We have so many radio stations,
all in this one building and all different formats. This
is the only Vanessa Carlon song. I Don't Recome would
be the ones she could probably retire on it though, right,

(55:18):
but we're still making money on songs when I guess
so when that came out, Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Yeah, dude, I just read from Bare Naked Ladies makes
millions per year because of Big Bang Theory money.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Yeah, I mean Primis makes money from the South Park. Yeah,
that's so nice. I wanna Haven's yep. And then the
dude from Devo said he makes millions plural per year
because bu some other song and what not? What not
even whip it ridiculousness. Oh that's right. Yeah, the theme

(55:53):
song for MTV's ridiculous that's the gig, man, I know,
thank you, Gina grad it the Woody Show. We will
be right there, Woody Show, well today and outrage. That's
what a bunch of people are upset about. The NFL.

(56:14):
I'm sure you heard something about this. They announced it
starting with the Super Bowl on Sunday. They're removing the
end racism phrase that has been painted at the back
of the end zone since twenty twenty one. That's because
they beat it. However, according to an NFL spokesperson, they're
sticking with chooes love and it takes all of us.
Why as a response to the numerous deadly tragedies throughout

(56:34):
the United States since the start of just this new year.
The terror attack in New Orleans, the wildfires in LA,
the plane crashes in DC and Philly. But don't worry everyone.
Just because end racism isn't painted on a football field
doesn't mean that everyone's going to be any more racist
than they already were. Yeah, choose love. We just choose

(56:55):
love and it takes all of us. How about we
just don't care about just nothing? How about one love it?
How about nippling buttholes? Also one love raising King's Minister,
thank you. Uh, here's something else. They got people's panties
in a bunch. On a short flight from southern California
to Sacramento, a woman's suitcase was given a first class
seat because it was too big to fit in the

(57:16):
overhead bin and there was a first class seat that
was open, so the flight crew they buckled it in.
People are pissed, Why did they upgrade a hume in
the first class? Why don't put the bag in coach?
Who knows? Who cares? Is that even legal? Like they're
reporting it, they're reporting it to the FAA that they
had this bag strapped into a seat. Is it really

(57:38):
that big of a deal. I mean, it's the first
I've ever heard of it. But it's not like they
bump somebody out of first class, took to put the
bag there, like sit down, shut up, and chill. It's
a one hour flight from so Cal to Sacramento. Might
greet somebody's palm and they were like, yeah, well, I
think they just wanted to go because you ever had
that where they they're trying to find, yeah, a place
for people's bags, Like, guys, until everybody's seated and your

(58:00):
luggage is in the overhead bin or under the seat
in front, we cannot leave the gate if you want to.
Probably like yeah, all right, we're running behind, let's go.
So that's how they strapped it class. You should have
bought a first class seat. You're not you know that
is a weird human phenomenon. How long it takes people
to get on a plane and sit down. It's crazy
talking about myself. They're telling you, like, please get out
of the way. Yeah, while some dope like oblivious. Right,

(58:23):
but I did tell you my song that I'll sit
there and sing. I think I've sung it with you
guys on the plane before. Gets it sits yeah, gets on,
sits down and shut the f up. Gets on the
down and shut the f up. Everyone becomes Stevie Wonder
up in there right a turtle shut I got fourteen.

Speaker 7 (58:48):
Sits down and shut the catchy.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
But I got into the bathroom. Now you made it. Then,
just in time, the wood shows back. We're into another
new hour in insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woodie,
Greg Dennis, there's Gina grad Sea Bass is here. Yeah,
we got Sammy phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four. Would he text us over to two two

(59:14):
nine eight seven Sea Bass? Tell us about what's happening
this week in audio. Well, this week we had a
lot of celebrities. You might think, oh, yeah, I get it.
Taylor Swift, Travis Kelcey blah blah blah blah blah. No no, no,
no no.

Speaker 13 (59:25):
These are better celebrities, including the woman who has taken
over TikTok This week, go Niaja Andrew Robinson.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
She's thirty three, She's from New York. She flew to Pakistan.
Oh that sounds fun, okay.

Speaker 13 (59:36):
To marry a nineteen year old. Either she was catfishing
him or vice versa. Somehow she thought she was gonna
get a bunch of money by flying to Pakistan and
marrying this nineteen year old. Reports are varied, but apparently
she shows up, the family won't let her come into
the house. So now she's like, hey, I'm in Pakistan.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
I want money.

Speaker 13 (59:55):
So she decides to throw press conferences. That's interesting. How
does a person just throw a press ca.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Yeah, yeah, I would.

Speaker 13 (01:00:01):
Well it works because I've seen the videos and there's
about forty guys with cameras interviewing on Najia as she
says what her demands are.

Speaker 23 (01:00:09):
Look like talking unless' giving me land and two thousand or.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
More every week? Here. I don't live here.

Speaker 25 (01:00:24):
I'm chilling.

Speaker 21 (01:00:25):
You're chilling here.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Why are you not taking your flight?

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
There's none of your business. Now go home.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
She was off as she was offered a flight home
to like, lady, you don't belong.

Speaker 13 (01:00:36):
In Paristan getting on that plane now from Queens. Yeah
that sexy accent. Oh yeah, Well she's not leaving, not
until you give her a bunch of money. In fact,
she kept she has more demands here.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
I'm asking for one hundred k or more.

Speaker 23 (01:00:51):
I need twenty k by this week in my pockets
in cash. That's a demand to the government.

Speaker 12 (01:01:00):
Here you go.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Why would anybody care? That's my question? Why are they
giving this? I guess she's like, there's an Americ. There's
a weird American here doing stuff. You know, let's pay
her to leave, you know who?

Speaker 13 (01:01:09):
She sounds like Cadence wise and accent wise is Beatle
Juice from the Howard Stern Show, the same level of delusion.
And her son has come out and said she may
have issues, but I say she's a she's at the
funny part of issues before it gets super sad.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
For one hundred k.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
For well, for one hundred k, you want more, don't
cap it? Yeah, there's she's fun.

Speaker 13 (01:01:36):
She's in Pakistan for the time being, so follow on
TikTok and oh Nija oh and I j a h.
If you're wanting to follow along the the interesting uh
love story.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
Is it supposed to be a threat in some way?
I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
What is she going to do if she doesn't get
the money? That's why she reminds of Beatle Juice.

Speaker 13 (01:01:52):
He will make it like I demand blah blah blah
blah blah blah or else what then sit here.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
I love all the Beetlejuice memes that are out there
right now. Though though he hasn't been on the air
in years, dude, we had him on the show years ago.
He came into town for something and he was in studio.
We think we ran out a dump button. Oh no,
there was only so many times you could you get
dumped out. So the program director, this is at a

(01:02:20):
more fun time in our existence, was like, forget it,
just let it go. So it was completely uncensored and
Beetlejuice is just sitting there saying the most random crap
and it was so funny. And then we went out
to the event with him. The guy that was doing
the show with at the time, we went out to
this event with him and it was insane. It was
so much. I mean, it was fun, but it was

(01:02:41):
it was just it was like being a fly on
the wall at an insane and silence. He has no
filter and I don't think he knows that givesn't a
filter beetle did. He's a movie starve this way this
week in audio.

Speaker 13 (01:02:57):
Another celebrity you need to be looking. Look at that
for I should say on this weekend is Menace. Did
you know Uncle o Grimacy. I've heard about this so
un Grimacy made a return this one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Oh yeah, he's green. He is the green uncle of
Grimace from McDonald's unk. Yeah, that's the original.

Speaker 13 (01:03:17):
I thought I knew about all the McDonald's, you know,
like characters like they have Mac Tonight and Captain Crook and.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Blah blah blah. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:03:23):
Well apparently Uncle Mcgrimmacy came out in the seventies as
the green Uncle of Grimace, but from Ireland to promote
the Shamrock Shake, which is back in McDonald's starting on Monday.
Now he doesn't talk anymore, which is weak because he
used to have a super fun accent from these commercials
back in the seventies.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
My Uncle Grimocy is coming to visit and I didn't
get him a pleasant ah shamrock how's we getting nephew
wouldn't have a shamrock shake?

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
I take it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
It's great. It's green. Where can we get more?

Speaker 20 (01:03:57):
There's only one place on earth to get a shamrock
shake McDonald but only for a limited time.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
He's a fun Irish accent. It's dead. Here's some more,
Uncle mcgrimmacy, Uncle mcgrimmay. I see now. I can't wait
to get that sham rock shake on Monday. Hello by
shang back? Can I'm Paige and everything great? Come much
shamrock shank cham rock shakes are back. You can celebrate
at McDonald's. There's a song and the songs well this

(01:04:34):
year they're also donating twenty five cents from everyone they
sell to Ronald McDonald house. So if you guys hate
kids and charity, don't get one and McDonald's bring back
the voice. Come on guys. Yeah yeah, because it wasn't
annoying at all.

Speaker 18 (01:04:47):
This is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
Somebody had mentioned the one chick kind of sound like
beetle juice from the Howard Stern Show, like the Whackpacker.
Now there's a couple of things on this her name
is what on Nija Robinson. So she shows up there
and she's expecting money, expecting to marry a nineteen year
old for her cash in Pakistan. Yeah, she shows up

(01:05:13):
in Pakistan expecting to marry a nineteen year old. But
she's not leaving without money, and she made her demands.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
I'm asking for one hundred k or more.

Speaker 23 (01:05:22):
I need twenty k by this week in my pockets
in cash. That's a demand to the government.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
Yeah, well, demand to the government people. In the text
that crazy bitch is in the wrong place to demand anything.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
True.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
The other one says, it's such a mystery that other
countries hate the US. This chick is about four seconds
from being stoned to death. Pakistan not too nice. You
don't go to Pakistad, one of the places where the Taliban,
you know, fighters, they're recruited and trained there, and you
start making demands A good point on the text. How
you do it?

Speaker 13 (01:05:51):
You show up and you start wagging it around and
then they don't show you have no fear?

Speaker 23 (01:05:55):
Yeah, talking unless I give it me land and two
thousand or more.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Every week? What's the zillow in let's talk A bunch
of baron rocks for and then somebody was texting over about,
you know, speaking of Beetlejuice and the Howard Stern Show
where the yeah seven to one four beetlejuice spelling the
beal juice spelling bee when Howard kept asking him to

(01:06:27):
spell red was legendary. Yeah, because he couldn't spell red,
couldn't do it. It was like a It was a
spelling bee between our trivia, between him and Gary the retard.
But I now go Gary the slow adult. I did
I did find it. I did find a clip red
what l st all right?

Speaker 12 (01:06:49):
Is that your final answer?

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
Answer? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
That?

Speaker 12 (01:06:55):
I think that's close enough?

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:06:57):
All right, okay, judges are saying that's not exactly right.
I'm gonna go to Gary spell red.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
That is one rice correct?

Speaker 12 (01:07:08):
All right? Beetlejuice. This is for you. What number comes
between two and four?

Speaker 9 (01:07:14):
Beetlejuiceve wait a minute, beatle you to think about it.

Speaker 12 (01:07:18):
Think about it, don't blurt out your answer. What number
comes between two and four?

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Thirty six? All right?

Speaker 12 (01:07:24):
Is that your final answer?

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Thirty six? Thirty six?

Speaker 12 (01:07:27):
Is your final answer?

Speaker 10 (01:07:28):
Thirty six?

Speaker 12 (01:07:29):
Very close?

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
But that's not it.

Speaker 12 (01:07:30):
Let's go to Gary the retard what number between two
and four seven?

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
You both got it wrong? Man, hey close man? You
know yeah almost there? All right, this weekend audio, Okay,
time for a new Sea Bass original game. Who is
Who di is? These are?

Speaker 13 (01:07:49):
This is all new music that's come out, but these
are from established known artists. So you guys can chime in,
wave your hand or so your name or whatever when
you think you know who dis singing the song beautiful Scars.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Beautiful Scars? Who dis Fly Eagle Fresh Shout of Philly? Yeah,
still rep the city mirazonavall work half of Billy.

Speaker 23 (01:08:12):
Light Bulb?

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
Did you place your sight? Got her hand up? You
recognize who it is? Sammy will Smith? Will Smith? It
is William Smith, William I mean I got that from
the two seconds it took from the name dropped Philly
Fly Eagle Fresh Shout of Philly boom. So this is

(01:08:34):
Will talking about how he has You know, he has scars.
He's been through a lot, you guys, Yeah, okay, but
he's beautiful scars. All right. I kind of had like
a Kanye cadence to it as well, a little bit.
It was bad. I agree with Greg to play it's
no wild wild West, Who dis Abra Cadabra.

Speaker 13 (01:08:53):
Presented by master Card. That's that's literally. The music video
for this was presented by master Card.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
All Right, Okay, I'm bowing out because I know who Okay,
who's singing? All right? My hands up? Three of us
have our hands up. Sammy's half.

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
Last to pay Lady Gaga.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
It is Lady.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
Paid for the whole music video to get played during
the Grammys.

Speaker 13 (01:09:28):
It is a big it's very elaborate. She's like in
black and they're all in you know, dancing around and
she looks super ugly these days. Did she shave her eyebrows.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Off or it's a big thing for people to die
their eyebrows. Good for her, very trendy. I don't I
don't get the latest. Lady got God news. That's nice
of you to say these days, I'm not on the newsletter.
It sounds like Lady Gaga. Okay, another who is who dis?
And Greg?

Speaker 13 (01:09:52):
You I'm a clue, You'll probably have the best frame
of reference. The song is called the Abyss, The.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Abyss Who Dis?

Speaker 18 (01:10:08):
Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Greg's gotta saying up already.

Speaker 12 (01:10:15):
That I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
Too much reverb, can't hear enough of the vocal Tom
nobody else, there's not enough. I think it might be
the star of my favorite movie Wicked. Is it Arianna?
That is what I was thinking to Greg, But no,
it doesn't sound exactly like her. I was thinking, byork

(01:10:40):
you can I hear at the beginning for like two seconds?
That's it? Though, God, all right? Reverb and auto tune.

Speaker 13 (01:10:56):
That is somebody del Ray, Ruler del Ray. She's at
the very end of a new track from The Weakened
called the Abyss, And I like I listened to a
lot of the weekends trying to find this, and I
think he's a decent musician.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
But all of his songs sound the same. It's all
dron I love thee I love her.

Speaker 13 (01:11:16):
Well, that's the Abyss. She's at the very end ope
Gregg's a thread of that does not sound like her.
It could be she's yeah, so much reverbtail something yeah,
a little bass here too.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Her voice, But Greg, Ruler del I mean Ruler? Do
you prefer Lona del Ruler or Ruler del Rey Ruler
to say about this song? Until he heard it was
he goes, oh No, I didn't hate it when I
heard it, but I did think it was Ariana which
skewed me towards not like she loves that upper exactly.

(01:11:49):
With for today and audio, let's do one more. Who
dis this is who believes in angels? And it's two people.
Also give you a clue. Two people who believes in angels,
said the Gleason. All these songs blow, Jesus Rocks trained

(01:12:11):
everybody else.

Speaker 8 (01:12:13):
I guess I'm I'm using all my powers of deduction
to say Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton, Now, okay, how.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
About dude, what do you I hate it? Sabody? Yes, please,
I know it sounds like country artists. That's why let's
go with Kurt Russell and.

Speaker 13 (01:12:39):
Brandy Carlyle is the lady and the man is Elton John. Okay,
duet and all those songs sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
It's a noo yeah if I yeah, the will Smith
one blows. That was awful.

Speaker 13 (01:12:52):
I would say the only one I liked a little
was the abyss. Again, you just heard the very ending
up there.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
That was good. Aca was h that's you know, I
would never have guessed Elton John on that.

Speaker 13 (01:13:04):
This week in audio, all right, now another a receiver,
best original game. What's the sound all right, you can
hear this on no other radio show, no the radio station. Well,
we play a sound that you guess.

Speaker 26 (01:13:13):
What is this?

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
All right, here we go, Hey the uncle, but he
just finished kidding. Not anybody interviewing on Naja Robinson. My
guess is they're fishing with dynamite, the uncle.

Speaker 9 (01:13:35):
I mean, it's it sounds like something from like a
war zone that sees the incoming missile or.

Speaker 7 (01:13:40):
Something fell out of the sky and hit the ground.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Something's crashing into the water. I'm going with the water
water like they're trying to catch fish. Yeah, something from
like a war zone.

Speaker 13 (01:13:48):
I will say Gita is probably the closest. That is
the explosion in Indonesia of Mount Ducone, which is it's Duconey. Sorry,
I don't know my Indionesian volcanoes.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
So they see that these guys are up at the top.

Speaker 13 (01:14:10):
Look at that right up at the top, and this
can translate it's one of the ones where the volcanoes
got that crater thing in it, whatever that's called.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
And they can see it's bubbling, bubbling, bubbing, bubbling, and then.

Speaker 10 (01:14:22):
That's scared.

Speaker 13 (01:14:23):
And the guys used to stand there because that's it
and say do they survive that so as far as
we know, because those things shoot rocks in the air
and much like they come down SPUs gas.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
They will kill you. They're like, oh chicken outse God
all right, this weekend audio, our next clip. Here is
a lady. This is a seabass's lady news. Okay, feminist.

Speaker 13 (01:14:44):
This is a Poppy the plant on TikTok is her
use her name, and she's gonna tell you about a
lady dilemma that she has.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
All right, Hello, my name is Poppy. I have been
bleeding on my period the nine and fifty day straight,
and no one's been able.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
To tell me why. How many fifty day strike over
a year?

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
I've been bleeding and on my period fifty d straight
and no one's been able to tell me why.

Speaker 9 (01:15:15):
I mean, does she need a blood transfusion or like
I mean, does she carry around bags of blood like froids?

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Ladies, you guys on your on your pier, do you
do they say you crave red meat? Is that was
that wrong? I can tell you right now, yes, and
yes I don't, but that's yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:15:32):
I did eat red meat for two decades, and every
single time before my period, I would dream about just like.

Speaker 6 (01:15:39):
Before your period, like right up to my period. Yeah,
the cravings happened before the period. When I when I'm
on my period, I almost never even like want anything because.

Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
You're so like you feel so bloated and gross and like.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
Period that way, you do feel disgusting. So here's a speak.
So she has nine hundred and fifty days of feeling
like this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I have spent nine hundred and fifty days in absolute agony,
spending my lifetime's savings on periopads, on perio products, on
new trousers, on the underwat, on new sheets. I have
generally not known how I'm not in a saying asytum
right now?

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
Okay, after I don't know, day like fifteen. Yeah, Like,
don't you think you'd just figure out a way to
like not ruin stuff? Yeah you think so. Rubber sheets, yeah,
rubber sheets make your own I mean yeah, tamp Yeah,
would use like a tamp a pad and maybe an
adult diaper idea. I'm saying sorry not bleeding all the plays.

(01:16:42):
By the way, thank you to Gina grad. There was
a term that I had never heard until she joined
this show, and that was the term jellyfish. Yeah, I
start on I start on Instagram and I was like, oh,
oh uh huh yeah, and she mentioned I go, what
is that? And apparently it's when a woman's on her
period and stands up and she feels a jellyfish. You
feel like a rush out of your body. That's unpleasant.

(01:17:06):
I never yeah, I've never heard that. And now it's
like they called it jellyfishing, and I was like, that
is not inaccurate.

Speaker 7 (01:17:15):
I don't know if I do not even know what
we're talking about, but I'm not going to ask.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
You to explain. Just explained it. She came in yesterday
morning and she goes, oh my god, she guys, I
woke up this morning and as soon as I stood up,
as like jelly joy fish. I oh god, why are
we so? This makes no sense to you, Sammy? Like
when you stand up and you're.

Speaker 7 (01:17:34):
Like, ah, I have questions.

Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
I don't want to get too graphic, but are you
saying that something's coming out?

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Yeah, it feels like it's like it feels like it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Or it is.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
I mean it is like phantom. Yeah, like you stand
up and all the time, like I mean, so back
to Poppy the Plane nine days. Welcome back for those
have been fast forwarding to the podcast jellyfish are the worst. See,
I would be aware that now that that's the thing,

(01:18:08):
and what I had never heard that ever until I
don't know what five six months ago.

Speaker 17 (01:18:14):
Okay, I hate jellyfish cheese. Yeah, everyone, we understand, Lady News. Yeah,
so you started it.

Speaker 13 (01:18:24):
It turns out she did going to a doctor for
doctor for doctor, and they finally did I think an
ultrasound and they saw that her ute, her you to
Russ has been it was deformed somehow where it's they're
like all these extra crevices and folds in it, and
so they're going to do something and.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
The sum.

Speaker 13 (01:18:42):
Actually gonna end up doing something body that's similar close
but not quite what your wife had done.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Okay, Yeah, so I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Go for an end up full modo panel, and I'm
also going to have my i UD taking out and
treatment where they basically go inside of my womb and
they scrape away all of that excess, all the Nazi
stuff that's in there, just basically to give me a
fresh start, not an ablation, because an ablation is where

(01:19:09):
they burn it off.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Yeah, that's that's what my wife had done. She had
to do I think twice. This is a diet ablation. Yeah.
So they basically go in there and they take like
scalding hot, like saline solution and they basically the inst
Yeah I'm gonna pass out. Yeah. Yeah, it's not pleasant,
you guys. Yeah right, it's tough being a lady. Greg.
I wish you would appreciate it. Yeah, I appreciate what

(01:19:33):
goes on here. It's a lot and a lot of
times the doctor's like, we don't have time to numb yet,
you'll be fine, Like, no, I won't. Well, doctor, I'm jellyfishing.
You want to hear something fun this week? This week
in audio, No, this is fun. So this woman was
on family feud. Okay, and here here's the question.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
The US state that is part of New England.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
All right, any answers Massachusetts? Okay, yeah, sure, yeah, Rhode Island, Islands.
I'm looking for your answer. You'll go Yeah, she said, Massachusetts.
What's another state there?

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
Name of the US state that is part of New England.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
US state that's part of New England. Yeah, the state
like the one maybe right below Massachusetts. I'm not almost anywhere.
Region you might get region.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
The name of the US state that is part of
New England.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Like people are where you're from. Oh, I'm from New England. Like,
so there's an of states that make that's the city
make up New England, she said, Massachusetts. Okay, I didn't.

Speaker 9 (01:20:42):
Know that was a region like states. Yeah, I thought
New England was its own things.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
You thought it was a state. Yeah, I know, you
didn't got a state? Spell red? What never becomes three
and five? Menace West Virginia? Where to god? That's Okay's
all right, here's here. Here's the answer that they got
on family name US.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
That is part of New England.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
Spain, US that is part of New England. Spain. No,
did we just witness someone having a stroke? I mean
it kind of sounds like the d U i Q. Yeah,
a little bit Spain. When the when the Patriots play

(01:21:31):
their games, what state do they play it in? The
New England Patriots.

Speaker 9 (01:21:34):
Oh, in Boston, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Foxborough, which is pretty far.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
How how far is that? I know? It's like it's
not it's like how the Buffalo Bills they play way
the hell out there in Orchard Park.

Speaker 6 (01:21:46):
Yeah, it's like forty five minutes to an hour away
from Boston.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Super Convenient Show is back, all right, I told you
before the break, well, we got in that whole thing
and I mentioned jellyfish and how I'm a forty eight
year old man. Branded I'm a guy, but I've heard
a lot of disgusting stuff, right, especially doing what we do,
and I love it, you know, disgusting. This I had
never heard this time, and it was such a it

(01:22:11):
was such the perfect term for what it is, jellyfish.
I'd gone my whole life not hearing that. And then
Gina tells me about it. And then also she sent
me this thing and it says woman she's carrying a
laundry basket right in the in the video, and on
the video it says, hold on pov sneezing while on

(01:22:35):
your period and you feel the jellyfish slide out. And
this is the audio to the video. And not only
did I tell you about it, I sent it to
you because I wanted to assault your eyes and ears.
And we are getting below about women who really doesn't

(01:22:59):
know what means.

Speaker 7 (01:22:59):
I had never heard it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
No, no, and also known as a flash flood. Apparently
that's funny and accurate. So is that just a gush?

Speaker 23 (01:23:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
I mean, but it's like full of gushers. Oh yeah, yeah, gusher,
it's a gusher.

Speaker 13 (01:23:11):
Was one more clip here today in audio medas have
you uh you sure you've noticed as a Costco frequent
or the new policy where they're scanning your ID and
checking things left and right. Yeah, this guy Clarence White
on the tik tard. He says he got kicked out
of Costco his well, yeah, exactly TikTok even though his
name matched his ID. But there's more to the story.

Speaker 25 (01:23:32):
Yeah, I dead ashes got kicked out of Costco. They
chased me down and they were like, we know you
know not to Clariens born in nineteen sixty three.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
I go, what are you talking about?

Speaker 25 (01:23:41):
Yeah, and they're like, well, you're not born in nineteen
sixty three. I go, my dad's name is Clarence and
that's y'all spalled from that clocking me when I walked in.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
That's on y'all.

Speaker 25 (01:23:48):
They were like, you need to leave right now, okay?
And what I left, God, I was just getting them
slice of pizza. Like that was ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
Oh the food court Yeah, and food court apparently you
don't even need I know you did because my mom
went on Saturday.

Speaker 16 (01:24:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Oh yeah, yeah to buy the food. Even if the
food court is outdoors, you still have to scan your idea. Yeah,
I forgot they changed that.

Speaker 13 (01:24:10):
A lot of them are inside, like where the rizzler
hangs out. Man, they should have clocked his ass at
the door.

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
Dead ass. I didn't know. You couldn't use your parents idea.
That seems weak. Yeah, I mean if you're by yourself, yeah,
I'm sure you can't crack down.

Speaker 20 (01:24:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
I tried to. But if you're with them, that's fine. Yeah,
then then they're you're technically they're using their own I'm
sorry that it is a throw back Thursday in time
to welcome in the pride of Koima. He is the
senior vice president and managing partner of Club turn Up

(01:24:50):
El presidente himself DJ Tim mar Tna.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
How are you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
I am so great, great to see you. It's so
great to be seen. There was an accident on the
freeway yesterday around the point man. We put the we
put the call out and then Tim had to stop
by yesterday. We have to see him two days in
a row, and then he did. Here I am and
he did. Is a countdown on for spring training for

(01:25:21):
you how many days? How do you seconds? I for
sure will be going to I got to be there
for one weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
For sure.

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
You got to be thereatory have to be. You get
sent for work.

Speaker 12 (01:25:33):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
This is what we have.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
This is my own dime because we have the sports station,
which is the Dodgers Flag Show, seventy l A Sports. Yeah,
you can help, let me hit up let me hit
up that guy over. Yeah, I'm saying I thought maybe,
like because you know, they got to send somebody for things,
right like, so stuff I think they take.

Speaker 21 (01:25:54):
I think what happens is they take a bunch of
clients and I'm not that guy, right like, because I'm
we can't have you in front of the clients, say,
Dodgers and client and me, just don't ter me.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
We can have you in front of listeners all day.
We are them, literally, we are the same people. You
know what I'm saying. You are me, we are we
are the same. We are the same.

Speaker 9 (01:26:18):
Yeah, there's always people that are in the building and
we go you put that in front of clients. Yeah,
it's totally that's wild.

Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
Can we update update everybody on where we're at with
the Woody Show? Merch store. We are making great progress, okay,
and we thank everybody for your suggestions. So where are
we at right? Update?

Speaker 21 (01:26:38):
So after we talk this week about well, first of all,
you put up a post which was super helpful.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
On Instagram asking people like what kind of stuff? What
do you want? What do you think would be helpful?

Speaker 12 (01:26:46):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
Whatever to have? So we we got a lot of
great stuff from that. Thank you.

Speaker 21 (01:26:50):
So we are taking the next twenty four hours and
we're gonna mock up all those requests nice so I
can present it to you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
Do you like or do you like? You know, I mean,
we want to make sure that it's purchase worthy and
then yeah, then we'll finalize those items and then they'll
just have to put them on the side, which would
be no problem. Perfect, that's easy. We have a we
had to go get a domain, so we we registered
a domain. Yep. So I think then once that happens,
I think we're pretty much good to go.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
I think we're knocking on that door good and Samy
and I have a bone to pre pick. Oh yes,
oh god, well, okay, this is important, trust me.

Speaker 8 (01:27:32):
Yes, when it comes to sizing for women's T shirts,
it doesn't need to be five sizes too small with
little caps.

Speaker 7 (01:27:38):
The cap sleeves are the worst.

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
I mean a women's kind is okay, but like it
needs to have longer like tin and there's women's shirts.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
Yeah, hey yo, ladies, Yeah, you'll get to see everything
sweet and so like, yeah, if you have like something
that you'd like to see or whatever, we speak for
all women.

Speaker 21 (01:27:55):
Yes, I too have a bone to pick with the
two of you. Oh yeah, I mean we want to
talk about sizing. Yes, they're they're fighting for the all,
for all masses, for all females, right, and then they
come to my office and they're two petite young ladies.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Right, they're like, do you have a double or triple
xl anything? I'm like, Sammy, you're literally twelve pounds, Like
what what is that double? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Like what is happened?

Speaker 7 (01:28:26):
I need room for activities.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
She is like the bigger, the better Gina dresses like
she's in the insane clown possible.

Speaker 9 (01:28:34):
Yeah yeah, that's getting out, yeah, in front of a
liquor store or something.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
So we're like conflicting here, like true women's sizes. Do
we want triple X?

Speaker 9 (01:28:45):
What's we definitely need triple X because that is heavily
requested Tim.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
And the Yeah, it's everything, yeah, either small, small, triple, Yeah,
those are marching orders. That's our listeners. And then one
thing we talked about on the show, and I know
it was part of the mock up when they were
just kind of setting things up in the pliminary round
the stuff. There's a what he showed dog ball up there.
Oh yeah, but we want to have the logo on there,

(01:29:10):
but also where it says gnaw dog like gna wnaw
dog right, yeah, yeah, easy, easy fun. All right. Well,
DJ Tim Martinez is here. He's officially in charge of
deciding what song we go up to the club with
on Throwback Thursday. He was a club DJ back in
the day, so he used to jam these tunes to
the dance floor on those busy Friday and Saturday nights.

(01:29:33):
He had all the club rats up in the booth.
Ye know, he was on the wheels of steel. He
was on the wheels of steel and he was spinning
vinyl at that time. Oh well yeah, just like Serrato
digital laptop stea Yeah, it was on wax. Yeah. Anyway,
So Tim, what are we going with this week?

Speaker 21 (01:29:51):
We're going nineteen eighty five. That was junior high for me.
So when I first started djying, Wow, yeah, we're going
can you feel the beat?

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
Lisa Lisa?

Speaker 7 (01:30:01):
And here you goody show?

Speaker 23 (01:30:07):
Can you do the bait with in my heart?

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
Can you see my last.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Through the door?

Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
Alright? Where would you make sure of it?

Speaker 26 (01:30:19):
Tim?

Speaker 17 (01:30:24):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
Yeah we did it?

Speaker 18 (01:30:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
Where the Ultimate tag teams? Sa? Are you just do it?
All right? We should go back to back? What Angina?
How about this one?

Speaker 9 (01:30:35):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
Yes, you can't go wrong with Lisa Lisa and the
Cold Jam head to toe? Yeah, Sony, I mean I'll
cried out. Wouldn't really play my favorite but okay, yeah
we're up in the club though, slut you know what

(01:31:01):
I'm saying, crazy kid. Yeah, it starts yeah and then
you guys and then you uh you guys already know
like another one of my favorites from Lisa Lisa.

Speaker 26 (01:31:13):
We'll give this, We'll give this to the hook. I can't,
I can't deny you. We got to get you to
the hook. Everybody tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
Think I love you? That's how DJ is doing with
the crowd. Hell yeah yeah, and then singing not singing.
You don't know how you stay out of it don't

(01:31:54):
crush my yeah, and then this expect and then this song. Man,
I love the song because I love the video. They're
like walking through like a fair. Remember I don't know,
I remember the videos to it lost an emotion, Oh yeah,
they were. They were walking through like a like a
county fair or whatever. That was like the height of romance.

(01:32:15):
And I bought this cassette for somebody for their birthday party,
and I wanted.

Speaker 9 (01:32:18):
To keep it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
Marriage made did in heaven. But I'm not a stick
to my come waiting for it might be getting my dreams, honey,
because that just how you be lost motion really shit now.

Speaker 21 (01:33:08):
So good.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
It was a birthday party at a pizza place and
we stopped at the music store on the way there,
my mom and I and I picked that out because
this person really loved Lisa Lisa and that song was huge,
and we watched the video all the time, and I
was pissed because I wanted to keep it, or at
the very least dub it. Dub it.

Speaker 20 (01:33:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
Anyway, she's got like just hit after hit after hit.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
DJ Tim Martinez. Also, we've got to say a senior
vice president and managing partner of the Wood Show merch store.

Speaker 7 (01:33:38):
Yeah, very important.

Speaker 4 (01:33:40):
You've done so much work, and I did want to
say thank you. You've done a lot of work. You know,
this whole thing set up, and we're excited to finally
have a decent merch store. Everybody. I think we'll be good.
I just want to have something up there that people
can if they want to wrap, and they can wrap it.
All right, Tim, thank you. Nice to see you, my friend. Weekend.
Everybody see you next week. All right, Welcome back everybody.

(01:34:06):
It's Thursday, February the sixth, twenty twenty five. My favorite
day of the year. Today is International Day of Zero
Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation Day. Okay, what a fun holiday.
Iver want to get their card? Yeah, I put it on.

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
Aunt's going to be late because I only mailed them
this morning. Okay, sorry in advance.

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
Everybody would support that? Well, yeah, you would think some
other days you might have some tolerance for it. It's
today that we have zero foot down. Yeah. Today's National
Chopsticks Day. Oh hell yeah, yeah, I get it. Shot
chopsticks right, chopsticks room love it so using them? Why
not just eat with them all the time?

Speaker 23 (01:34:47):
Then?

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
You know, I often do National Frozen Yogurt Day is today.
Oh yeah, it is an Optimist day. Okay, love that day.
And it's pay a Compliment Day today. Oh you can
all look amazing, right, so lovely all of you. It's
some entertainment stuff for you. There's a new Diddy lawsuit.
I'm sure you heard about it, but this time the
guy who says that did he drugged and sexually assaulted

(01:35:08):
him at a nightclub. He was just a young buck
at the time, a promising up and comer. He claims
that did he drugged him and then performed oral sex
on him. Oh oh, while he was unconscious. How would
you get a boner? That's a good question. Unless he
was fed like a like a viagres or if you're unconscious,
maybe it would still happen. Maybe. Yeah. I can't fully

(01:35:30):
explain it.

Speaker 9 (01:35:31):
But have you been seeing what's going on with the
internet when it comes to online ads. If you look
at all the online ads, look in the comments, like
everyone pops up on your Instagram, yeah, and it will
say nice, try Diddy.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
It's just like a thing that he's doing. To explain
that to me, I tried Diddy.

Speaker 9 (01:35:47):
Yeah, yeah, it's just like, yeah, I mean, they're just
doing it to be funny, but it's just like, oh,
you know, you can't fool me. But I'm just it's
just a thing that people are doing.

Speaker 8 (01:35:58):
It's as usually said and replied something sexual or sexual
sounding on an advertisement, hilarious.

Speaker 9 (01:36:04):
But they're just doing it for everything. It could be
for like you know, oranges. Yeah yeah, and there's like
nice try did hey.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
Yeah, hey, that whole like Justin Mallerini, Baldoni, Baldon whatever
his name is, Kelsey Vallerini whatever. So apparently I don't
I don't know, maybe you guys would know more about this,
but like, is she getting like chased out of town now?
Because people are you talking about Blake Lively? Yeah, Blake Lively?

(01:36:30):
Because I guess somebody made this this meme. I saw it.
I figure, again, you guys have more information, did she
or there are there like more receipts. I guess now
about like some of the stuff that she was saying
isn't true or she's being out of for something because
I saw somebody had posted it. What was the one?
Was it cruel intentions? Where they were handing something out

(01:36:51):
at the end and all the classmates were looking at
this talking about like what a backstabber person was that?
Was that the movie at the at the end, chick
that's got like MS now, oh some award some yeah,
does it mean Christina Applegate, no, Selma, yeah, some awards

(01:37:13):
like years old, we're names Blair, Yes, Is that the
one that she was in?

Speaker 9 (01:37:19):
I would think so, and she has MS so so
like I don't know if there was something he's made
like this whole website breaking down everything it is, keeps
something going back and forth, like every other week, everyone's
on his side and then the next week everybody's on.

Speaker 4 (01:37:33):
Her side, anyone on her side? Well, she she didn't
interview been flip flopping forever.

Speaker 10 (01:37:38):
She did an.

Speaker 7 (01:37:39):
Interview with someone where she brought.

Speaker 6 (01:37:43):
Part like clips from the movie or something that wasn't
approved by Sony and for her to show, and then
she showed the audience anyways, let them know that Sony
didn't improve it. The person who show it was new,
it wasn't approved and played it anyways. And then they
also played like a rough cut of the movie for
that whole audience separately, And she didn't have approval to
do any of that. You know, they're kind of showing

(01:38:05):
that she's running around doing things that she's not supposed
to be doing and is like bragging about it publicly.

Speaker 8 (01:38:10):
And that also like overall she's trying to quote unquote
steal the movie. She was trying to steal it from
from Justin. And then another theory was that the woman
who wrote the book It Ends with Us, who has
other books and stuff. You know, the rights were sold
to Justin Baldoni and I get from the gossip online.
Apparently the only clause to get the rights away from

(01:38:31):
him is if there was a sexual harassment suit.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
Here's what I love. I love anybody who gets crushed
after they start something where they go after somebody, yeah,
for making accusations about whatever it is it's around and
find out and it turns out they're the ones who
are the douchebags. That's like, to me, it's just as
good as Ada's what'sie? Oh, it's so sad. I don't
care about any of these people. I don't care about

(01:38:53):
that movie. I don't care about any of it. No,
but I would love to see if that was the case.
I would love to see, like it just get flipped. Yeah,
and you know this other person especially I don't know
what it is. I don't like Ryan Reynolds. I kind
of feel like he's kind of a dick. Really, I mean,
I've always loved him. That's why this is kind of
rough for me. Yeah, he seems like kind of like

(01:39:15):
just like a smug a hole. Yeah, he's a vie. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:39:19):
And Baldoni now has a website. I'm looking for it
where he put up all the paperwork from the lawsuit.
Oh good, So yeah, I mean, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:39:28):
He's got nothing on hot. Tiger Woods's mom passed away.
She was eighty years old. No word on her cause
of death, but you know eighty. Tiger released a statement
where he said, quote, none of my personal achievements would
have been possible without her. Well, yeah, she gave birth
to you.

Speaker 23 (01:39:42):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (01:39:43):
He famously wears red on Sundays. That's an homage to her,
after she had told him years ago that it was
his power color. You know, this is this big thing
on the final day of tournaments, he wears red, your
power colors a reason.

Speaker 20 (01:39:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39:55):
Now, I know, Greg and I are in the same
boat this way, Medicine, I are in the same boat
this way. Sammy. I think you're the only person in
this room who's lost a parent. Oh yeah, it's very,
very tough, and I think about that from time to time.
It's not something that just completely takes over my thoughts,
but like when you see something like this, because I
figured Tiger Woods is like like a peer in a way,

(01:40:18):
like the same peer group contemporary age wise kind of,
and you start getting into that that phase of your
life where your parents start getting old or not that
my parents are old, but like you, I haven't lost
a parent yet. I don't know how it reacts. Yeah,
you don't know until you get through it. It's gonna suck,
it will It's totally surreal, but I don't know how
I'll react.

Speaker 8 (01:40:38):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I can't imagine you being super
outwardly emotional.

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
No, no, I mean because my my grandfather died. I
was super close with him, and I thought I was
going to be like, you know, super emotional in a mess,
and it's it was weird. I was just numb, and
it went from numb to acceptance, you know, and then
just kind of thinking like, oh, well that was you know,
you know, what a great guy. And you think about

(01:41:04):
memories or funny things they said, or that you did,
or well.

Speaker 8 (01:41:07):
It's funny because I didn't know this had a name.
Apparently they're called grief burths. Grief bursts because I thought I.

Speaker 4 (01:41:13):
Was going insane.

Speaker 8 (01:41:14):
You could be doing anything not related, and like I
was in the shower when we were at like in
a cabin like having a great time, and I started screaming, crying,
and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what just happened
to me?

Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
You never know when stuff like that's going to hit you. Yeah, yeah,
after the fact, Oh well this had been maybe six months,
but that it happened for about Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:41:34):
I think that's how I kind of deal with it
because in the moment, you're kind of just like, I
don't know, just trying to be helpful.

Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
This is the way it is. And then I think,
like that's true because you're staying busy, like in high
school in.

Speaker 9 (01:41:46):
A weird like final destination kind of thing, like three
people that I knew very closely died within a six
month period. Yeah, and then it didn't hit me un
till way later because during that time, it's just like, okay,
let's like let's be what the family see if they're
okay whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
Yeah, they never deal with it until months later. I mean,
obviously we've all known people who have have died, but
when it comes to a parent, yeah, I just wonder.
I'm not wondering like, oh well, I can't wait to
experience that. It's not at all, it's just that that unknown. Yeah.
That totally bums Greg out. Yeah. I think most people,
not all people. Most people.

Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
The closest relationships you'll ever have with anybody on the
planet is with your mother.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Yeah. I truly believe that. When my aunt Chrissy, when
her mom died, she goes, oh do you hear a
bitch ass mom died? She was psyched that she did.
They had an awful relationship. She was really rotten to Chrissy.
So I do realize that there are not all people
who had the bringings in awesome childhoods and everything else.

Speaker 11 (01:42:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
Wow, even the complicated ones that you think would be like, oh,
I think of all the people in this room would
probably take it the hardest. It would be Greg, even
more so than Sammy. You think, yeah, okay, I'd be
crying because he's just wait. I mean not that you
don't have emotions and whatever, but I think you tend
to you'll compartmentalize things a little bit more than Greg will.
I think it'll just be a big messy mess agreed. Okay.

Speaker 20 (01:43:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
And when I say the closest relationship is with your mother,
I think it's the most significant relationship you'll have in
your lifetime.

Speaker 13 (01:43:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43:14):
I mean because she's the one that took your temperature rectally,
So that's super intimate. You know, Yeah, it was your
favorite part. NASCAR introduced a new rule that will award
one point to the team and the driver with the
fastest single lap in each race, the Exfinity Fastest Lap,
and that was added as part of NASCAR's contract renewal
with Exfinity. A point for the fastest lap that's going

(01:43:37):
to be awarded in all three of NASCAR's national series.
Indy Car has a fast lap rule, but Formula One
ditched it ahead of this season. I don't like it.
I'll tell you why, because they created something for the
sport for based solely on having a sponsorship. I don't
like it. You can put patches and stuff all over
the place, you can have things all over the car.

(01:43:57):
That's one thing. But when you start changing what the
sport is and how it's judged everything else based on
a sponsorship. Uh, they're gonna righty for the big sprite
of I mean I think like the fastest lap is cool,
don't get me wrong. They were already doing it. Yeah,
but I don't think it's like, you know, to change
it for your ranking. First sponsorship is if they were

(01:44:20):
doing it already, Like if the fastest lap already had
this in you know, they were already using this and
they had sponsored by Fine, that's that's different. But to
create your sports, so to create something, But didn't they
do that in football? Like oh, the Dorito's play the game. No,
that's different. That's just a highlight that has nothing to
do with the game the competition itself. Oh okay, you're
saying this, This plays into the competition. They award a

(01:44:42):
point to the team and the driver. Yeah, with the
like for the Xfinity lap thing.

Speaker 9 (01:44:48):
Since we're talking racing, can I shout out something that
I'm pretty excited about. It's called F one Academy and
it's all female racers. And you know Ken Block that
uh unfortunately passed away Block. Yeah, you've seen all his videos.
He was the guy that would like race around cities
like super crazy fast and uh the ri team. He

(01:45:08):
was sponsored by Monston ken Block Ken Block. He unfortunately
he passed away actually in a snowmobile accident. But his
daughter is part of the F one Academy and they're
going to be doing a TV show on on Netflix.
So it's it's pretty cool. It's the league is starting
this year and finally here.

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
Billi Eilish sent an awesome care package to a fifteen
year old girl whose family lost their house. I guess
in her Billie Eilish tor shirt as part of the
whole thing to eat and fire one of the La wildfires.
She lives in Alta. Dina Billy sent her a bunch
of clothing, some merchandise and assigned record. It was somehow
in connection with like Megan Markle, like Meghan Marko she wanted.

(01:45:47):
I think she was like the force behind that got
her to do it or yeah, which is which is
pretty cools in a million bucks to.

Speaker 10 (01:45:55):
My time.

Speaker 27 (01:45:55):
For the birthdays, we're gonna, Sita say, and you know what,
we don't do birthday all right, starting with the celebrities.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
Happy birthday to Axel Rose, who is sixty three years
old today. He got the Charlie Heaton, who is Jonathan
Byers on Stranger Things thirty one, Crystal Reid Alison Argent
on MTV's Team Wolf forty years old. You got Tom
burcawh Becacky Boe Bok. He's eighty five years old. I

(01:46:36):
kind of thought he died. You got Kathy Nanjamine Niji,
Jimmy Jimmy Windy Keagan on Veep. Yeah, and she was
on King of the Hill sixty eight years old. The
next year is gonna be a hell of birthday. It's
gonna be hot. Chris Humphries, who used to play basketball
and then was also married to Kim Kardashian for like
a minute. Yeah. Literally, he's forty and then he got

(01:46:57):
Rick Astley. Without him, there'd be no Rick Browling. Oh yeah,
he's fifty nine. And your porn of birthday today is
Daisy Marie and today's birthday slut. She had a tattoo
right above her pubes and it said caution slippery when wet.
All right, right, But then sadly she had a change
of heart and got it removed in twenty sixteen. But
she's been in six hundred and seventeen fine films, including

(01:47:20):
Down with the Brown volume one. I get it. She
was in Playtime for Perverts. She was in Good Morning
Woody volume two. I should probably watch that. She was
in Most Likely to Suck Seed. Also Rub My Muff
volume eight, and who can forget her? Unforgett her role
in Big Trouble and a Little Vagina. Sure, that's a

(01:47:42):
Daisy Marie who's forty one years old today. And that
is your porn a birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
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I won one. Door shuts. Make sure you get a
hammer and nails and keep that bitch shut.

Speaker 23 (01:50:07):
Not fair.

Speaker 4 (01:50:08):
True. I never understand that people I get a relationship
and it's terrible and they finally break up and then
they go back. Yeah, I understand that more like teenagers,
high school things like that, and off again. I'll give
you up until like twenty five, right then you just
got to walk away. Yeah, exactly. My stepfather used to
have a saying. He would say it all the time
about things you got to move on from, right and

(01:50:29):
people who are trying to get back in, like someone
who's wrong to you or in a relationship like that.
You never let the camel get its nose back up
under the tent.

Speaker 18 (01:50:37):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:50:38):
I don't know where it comes from. Probably circus thing. Yeah,
it makes a lot of sense. Let the past be
the past sounds a little bit. Oh, and you can't
sail into the future if you're anchored in the past.
Oh oh oh, that's another good one. All right, Thank
you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you very much for
giving the Woodie Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we appreciate you for that. The rest of

(01:50:58):
you guys can suck it and we'll catch back here
on Friday. Have a great day, s MD double M.
I quit this bitch.