FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 12th 2025 Podcast

Woody Show First Impressions, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this cretion.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I want to say Wednesday, February the twelfth, twenty twenty five. Hello, Welcome.
We are the Woody Show, the Greg Liss Woody Show
again today. Greg will be back on Monday. You know,
we heard from Greg and you know he's he's going
through what he's going through with his brother and everything
that's happening there. But we will carry on. My name

(01:08):
is Woody. That is Menace, gena grad. Good morning to you.
We got Sammy. Hello, there is Sea bass Bort is here.
He's in our Woody Show production department. We've got Morgan,
our associate producer, and Von our video producer on the
job today. We got the phones open at eight seven
seven forty four. What he You can also send us
a text over to two to nine eighty seven today

(01:30):
more first impressions. Oh, we did this a while back. Yeah,
and then Menace was out again with some other ones
that we didn't get through in that last round, like Sammy. Yeah,
we didn't have any first impressions from Sammy right right
at the time for Sammy, not from Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
And now these are the pictures that we had to
take here at the radio station, like the promo, the
quote professional ones for that, yeah, promotion stuff for the
sales department when they go out and they sell the
show to different people. So these aren't like those candid
ones like we've had from videos here on this dude day. Yeah, yeah,
these are legit pictures at least I think they are.
They were the last time photos. Yes photo. We'll get

(02:07):
some first impressions. Also, the trending news headlines for you today,
the latest to what's happening there. We'll check out the
entertainment stuff Birthday's part of birthday. That stuff's all here
in this next hour and like I said, to be
a part of any of it. Call in phones are open.
You can hit us up with the text over to
two to ninety seven. We'll give away another Woody Show
Valentine's Day butt plug today. Nice. By the way, those

(02:29):
are completely sold out.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
We did it, Yeah, so you did it.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
You cannot win a Woody Shows, so you cannot buy
a Woody Show butt plug anymore. Now, if you want
one in you, you gotta win one. Yep, win one
to have one in you.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Hm when in Okay, Yeah, I was trying to go
somewhere with that. It's it's too early to put that. All.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
You want to get in something something, We'll get there.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
When you want to get one in you. I don't
know who knows. You're very close, very close. We'll have
to sit on that for a while. Menace. Yeah, Okay,
Now it's early for me, but Menace is clearly already.
I'm here. He's at full speed already. Yep. Oh yeah.
The other thing I want to ask men this about.
He had said he had like something to have there
was like an Uber thing when you were in New Orleans.

Speaker 8 (03:09):
So when I was in New Orleans for the Super Bowl,
you know, transportation wasn't that great.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
And I have two quick stories.

Speaker 8 (03:16):
The first one I land and I have to get
to this party, right Uber lived taxi is insane at
the airport. Okay, So the taxi line, I'm not joking
over a thousand people trying to get a taxi. I'm
going back and forth with Uber and Lyft. I just
can't get anybody to take my ride for over an hour.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (03:37):
So what I did was, I'm like, man, I need
to meet up with somebody so I can get into
the party. So what I do is I just start
going out onto the road and just walking down the road.
There's nothing around the airport, there's no businesses or anything
like that, and I start looking for it cars. I
started looking for cars that I say Uber and lyft
oh with the sticker, with the sticker and I wait
for them to stop, and I go, hey, I'll pay

(03:59):
you one hundred dollars to take me to the hotel
in cash. And I got blown off about six times
yeah and then and then well yeah, and then one
guy said all right, let's do it. And then finally
I got to uh to the hotel in time. Just
like with three minutes to spare.

Speaker 9 (04:17):
How long did it take you to finally get someone
to say yes?

Speaker 10 (04:21):
Like, could have you just ordered the uber and it.

Speaker 9 (04:22):
Would have taken the same I was.

Speaker 8 (04:25):
I was still doing it at the same time to
see whatever I could get. And then so the next
day I had to get to Birt's party, which was
at the Uno Arena. So I flagged down a taxi
and the taxis like you know he's doing some scam
stuff because it's so busy. He goes cash only you
know I can't use his meter.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
So I was like, okay, how about I can sell you.
I don't have any more cash on me. I go,
what's your number so I can send you the money
while we're already driving there, and he goes, oh, I
don't know how to do that. I'm gonna need cash.
I go okay, and he goes, also, you're gonna have
to navigate me there because I never heard of the
Uno Arena, right, So I go okay, yeah, and he goes,

(05:11):
I lived here for thirty years. I never heard of
this place. I go what, okay?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
He called something else?

Speaker 11 (05:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
No, No, we're driving and I'm navigating there.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
He's like, yeah, like the area that we're driving to
the only place I've ever heard of over here is
the U n O Arena.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
My god. And he goes, I'm gonna need cash.

Speaker 8 (05:32):
So then he takes me to like this hood ass
liquor store there and like everything is covered in glass,
and then finally I get the cash, and then we
get almost to the arena and he goes, yeah, this
is as far as I'm gonna go there's too much traffic.
Walk the rest away and he goes, oh, yeah, by
the way, here's my number.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Call me.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
I'll come pick you up. Like, yeah, hey, no Dot,
I've been trying to get out of this guy.

Speaker 9 (05:57):
So was it had you already given him the money
at the time when he was like, oh, you're gonna
have to get out here?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Uh no, no?

Speaker 10 (06:02):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah. See there was one time my cousin and I
we got trashed at a Pittsburgh Steelers game. We left
the stadium and we were trying to get back to
his house. His wife had dropped him off. I had
gotten a ride down there, so we were you know,
you gotta either wait forever for an uber cab forget it.
And so randomly this guy goes, hey, man, you guys
looking for a ride, and my drunk ass cousin goes yep.

(06:26):
And we were going about like forty minutes outside of
the city, right, So we get the car of this
random dude like, not an uber, not this guy, no,
And it was it was late at night because it
was like a Sunday night game, so it's like midnight. Yeah,
we're going into the neighborhood, and then all of a sudden,
my cousin kind of sobers up enough to go, oh, yeah, man,
make a left, and I know we're not going toward

(06:47):
his house now, drops us off at the bottom of
this giant ass hill just so he wouldn't go into
his neighborhood. Didn't want to see you, like where exactly
the joint. Yeah, So dropped us off at the bottom
of this hill. It's freezing ass cold. It's football season, right,
and we were walking at midnight up this hill. It
was icy out. We're damn near killing ourselves because we're
already drunk, so walking is hard enough. This guy we

(07:10):
thought was just gonna get and we ended up paying
him like two hundred dollars wow, because that's how much
he said it was. I'm like, this is on you dog.
Do you know what's crazy? Is?

Speaker 8 (07:19):
Before Uber and Lyft, it was remember MTV True Story
They used to have like little documentaries. I forgot what
it was called, but it had a name, maybe you
because you lived in New York Woody, but it had
a name where people were doing.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Jim the Cabs was the Gypsy Jobs caps for every
Gypsy cabs, So like you would, you would get solicited
at the baggage claim or the airports or something. And
my guy did not have a taxi medallion. Yeah, so
they were unregistered. His random people with their cars or
limos or whatever and they weren't registered, and so yeah,
they could get fined. Yeah, so you do not take

(07:51):
because you'll get ripped off. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (07:53):
They did a whole story on just random people in
their cars, just picking people up before Uber lift.

Speaker 12 (07:58):
Yeah, what a crazy concept.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, I know, eighty four Woody crazy out in these streets,
you know. Yeah, especially when there's a big event going on,
you way hard to get around. We went to another one.
It was after a We went to go see the
Steelers play the Chiefs in the playoffs before Patrick Mahomes. Yeah,
it was an ice Bowl, so they had postponed the
game to a different day. Oh damn, and so like
I mean, there was so much ice. There was like

(08:20):
so hard to get around. Not to mention, after the game,
we waited outside this bitter ass cold for two and
a half hours just to get like a ride back
to the hotel. Forget it. No, No, I would have
frozen death. I would have died. I would have not
been here today the Woody Show, and we are into

(08:41):
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's Wednesday morning. It's February the twelfth. Yeah, twenty twenty five.
I'm Woody. That's Menace. Hi, Gina grad is here, there's
Sea Bass. Oh yeah, we've got Sammy. Greg is still out. Yeah,
and he will be out for the remainder of the week,

(09:02):
hoping then he'll be back on Monday. Well, we'll see
how that goes. Those things play out, but we got
the phones open eight seven seven forty four. Wooding sent
us a text over to to nine eight seven. We've
got some more first impressions coming up this hour. Menace
was out there talking to people like he did for
that last round that we had, where those dudes, we're

(09:22):
looking at the photos that were taken by you know, professionals, Yeah,
well more professionals than what we've had in the past, right. Yeah.
There was a lot of complaining about these pictures, which
really I'm the first person to complain about a picture
and how I look. I like that we had to
do them, but you're complaining about the quality you mean, Yeah,
there were there were some people complaining about yeah, like

(09:43):
I like my nit just nitpicking who was not from
from the show or from No no, no, no outside, Like,
oh that we looked gross. Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
We were cute.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
No no, no, it wasn't about you know, the critiquing skill
of the person taking the family Yeah, yeah, I thought it. Look,
I thought it was fine. For what of it. It
was fine. The essentially business head shots. This is yeah,
glamour shots, yes, exactly. Yeah, they weren't even supposed to
be like public. Also, it's like AI crap in crap

(10:15):
out right, so like you can only do so much
with the majority of us.

Speaker 13 (10:19):
Speaking of witch mens, I'm getting all these ads now
for AI head shots or AI dating people.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, you throw it and they get Look, they make
you hotter, don't do it.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
That's goods not as advertised.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
To So first first impressions, which I did have a
conversation the other day with the office manager person. I'm like, dude,
I know they come in, they empty the trash cans,
but I'm not really sure what the cleaning people do
in the men's room. I can't speak to the women's room.
But that is a bad first impression because we have
clients to come in here people that spend millions of

(10:53):
dollars to advertise on all the different radio stations and
you know these big CEOs of these your companies coming through. Uh,
do you have a restroom I can use? And like
you don't want to send them down there to the street.
There's p and just splatter on the dividers by the urinals.
I brought this up to our like our regional vice
regional president. He's like, and he blew me off, of

(11:14):
course because he doesn't listened to anybody.

Speaker 12 (11:16):
But yeah, it's it's at eye level on the divider
and the men's Yes, there is like just a niagara
fall urine stain.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Did you ever see for a decade, have you guys
ever seen the gum wall in Seattle where it's just
a different gum Okay, now picture instead of wads of gum,
it's splashes of urine or jiz or whatever it is.
But it's on the accommodation of the two. But it's
it's to the left against the divider that goes to
where the toilet stall is and the urinal and then

(11:47):
also that little mini divider that goes between the two urinals.
Not to mention the wall behind the urinal, Like how
you're getting there? I have no idea lake huron of
pa on the ground to where it's like it looks
like it's eating into the tyle and I go, dude,
this is embarrassing. It's not getting depositive daily. This is
this is not this is not a good first impression.
If we have clients, visitors coming that, we have all

(12:09):
kinds of famous people coming through. Yeah, I've I've been
elects to have better bathroom, I know. Yeah, the ones
that have like a giant cinder block attached to the key.

Speaker 12 (12:17):
That's right, you're talking to the show that bought their
own carpet shampoour because because we were having people having
allergic attacks from the But what's.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
Crazy is the whole you know, our working floor got
remodeled except for the bathroom that if you walk into
the bathroom, it looks like it's from.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
The eighties because it's like there's it's like tan and
then a peach colored like a salmon slash peach colored thing.
Because we had that story about stalanis that is I
hate to say that, Yeah, the car manufactor they have
an engine factory. When we're talking about like someone's been
smearing poop all over the restroom there and they shut

(12:56):
it down. Like I kind of feel like maybe we
have to treat people like children around here and shut
that bathroom down or do something.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
You don't get to use it until you can prove
that you're worthy of using.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Correct Why people have to act like animals in the
workplace or other places that just because it's not your house, Well,
why do you act like animals?

Speaker 8 (13:15):
Didn't we just get an email yesterday about a meeting
room being the commissioned We need the commission in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, yeah, because they're they're doing something. They're making it
into somebody's office and then they're gonna, you know, they're
gonna meet all this stuff. So we don't have office space.
We fired most everybody, and that's because this person wants
a window. Also, they're not just like any kind of
like middle manager. They're like one of the more executive level,
and so they need a They need a big space
that has a window. So give them, give them the

(13:45):
conference room, one of the many conference rooms.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
Well, I'm sickened and saddened to tell you that I
spoke too soon. And it's finally not just the men's
room officially disgusting.

Speaker 10 (13:58):
I think disgusting is extreme. It's as bad as the
men's room.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
Okay, I'm still trying to figure out how you get
p at eye level. But I went to the bathroom yesterday.
I went to the bathroom. I went to wash my hands.
I looked in the sink and I don't know why
this gives me such thick throat. There was there was
old asparagus and chicken in the sink.

Speaker 10 (14:20):
Yeah, there was like some kind of salad strewn all
it was in the sink.

Speaker 9 (14:26):
But then also when I walked out of the bathroom
and like past the copier and the couches, there was
like random pieces of lettuce, Like I don't know, somebody
was just like throwing salad everywhere.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
Yeah, there's like a salad bandit on this floor and
there and in this When you see something out of context,
like oh, asparagus chicken, what's the problem. But when you
see it in a bathroom sink, naudinating.

Speaker 10 (14:47):
Yeah, there was like water all over Yah.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
I'm posting on our Instagram story. I did take a
video where you could see the wall because I was
using this as as an example so that I could
show the person I was going to bring it up to.
So yeah, it's it's on our Instagram story. Right now,
I'm standing at the urinal and I show you, uh
it's this Now, this is p o V.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
Right, this is.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
When you go into standing there, not just a photo
of a photo of Yeah, like I'm showing it's disgusting.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Now does the person in charge who's not doing anything
about it have a private bathroom because otherwise wouldn't they
be using this bathroom too.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
But one of the reasons, I either go to a
different floor of the building or I'll go use Ryan
Seacrest bathroom down the hall because he's never here and
it's always open and it's a single seater. The only
thing is, Sammy, if you go down there to use it,
just know you gotta like, uh, you gotta you gotta
feather the toilet paper in there. You can't just use
like it because it doesn't have a strong of a flush.

Speaker 10 (15:46):
Okay, then I'm just gonna and it.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Will get uh, it will get cloggy, woggy.

Speaker 13 (15:51):
And it also like half the time that bathroom smells
like you know, a sanitary sewer.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, because what happens that issue that I can deal
with because at least it's clean and there's not like
pe and gs all over.

Speaker 8 (16:03):
But sometimes you can smell it from like halfway through
the floor. This is also true, yeah feet away.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Well that's going on, hate folks. This is just a
public service announcement for anybody. If you're using a restroom somewhere,
can you not act like an animal? Can you put
the seat up? If you can put the seat up
if you're gonna pee?

Speaker 13 (16:22):
Oh yeah, guys, you got girls don't have to deal
with this as much. But guys, if they, if they
they urine, if they could use the ball as a urinal,
that you kick it up, kick the seat up, whatever,
just don't pee all over the seat.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah yeah, Now, I don't understand why you have to
do that when there are urinals in every men's restaurant, right,
so you know, maybe you're get stuck. And if you
are stuck and that's the only thing that's opening, you
really can't hold it for the four seconds. Go into
the stall, use your foot like like a sea Bastard's mentioned,
and lift the stupid thing and pee in there. Not
that they're any better at hitting that target. They can't
even hit a urinal target. That's the size of a

(16:54):
hippo's mouth.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
I was going to ask, when you use a urinal,
do you point like down or at the wall of
the urinal, But it sounds like you guys are pointing up.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
There's a couple of problems. People will, you know, pete
to the back of it and that causes a splash back.
But if I think some people can't even correctly aim
at the side and that's how they end up getting
maybe the wall or the floor below.

Speaker 8 (17:15):
Yeah, it's so bad that some urinals will have targets
in them. Oh yeah, a shell. H Yeah, it looks
like a little black fly.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Sometimes even made video games out of it. I support that, Yeah, dumb.
There is the thing I remember as a kid, you
could buy these things for little kids in potty training,
was called potty pot shots, and there were these little
like things that you could put into the ball and
then you know, have your son try to hit.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, the old school ways, you're supposed to
put cheerios, throw cheerios in and have them hit it.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah, that's the little budget way. If you want to
buy something that you can just throw into a toilet.
Oh my God, that's what you would do. If you
want to see what I'm talking about, I'm telling you
you'll see. It's on our Instagram story right now at
the Woody Show. I posted it and you can see
exactly what I'm talking about. This is the first impression
that we're making around here. You know what, this is
probably brand news to brand new news to our management here.
Oh wait, they do nothing. Oh wait, they're ineffective. And

(18:10):
you know who you are, by the way, you know
who you are. He's doing other things like you know,
you're the person who left not maybe even dirty toilet paper,
but like a like a like a string of toilet
paper just on the floor after you left the stall.
Oh no, why didn't flush?

Speaker 13 (18:26):
But the guy who uses he uses handy wipes to
open every every door handle because he doesn't want to
get dirty, and he just drops out on the floor,
on the.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Floor to the toilet. Yeah it's it's now. I will
take your chicken and your asparagus anytime. Prepare to the
bio hazard that is in the mens roy.

Speaker 12 (18:41):
You guys sound fealthy, Yeah, lucky to be. Hey, Morgan's
stare for dollars. Lick that wall.

Speaker 14 (18:47):
We want to die.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
You get a nose job.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
Up until like ten thousand.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah, we'll have like some medical professional on standby giving
those like belly shots of tetanus. Yeah yeah, so whatever
they're using to treat h I V. Now prep you
just get an immediate cotail. Yeah. Yeah, you get one
of those flaming shots and you just drink the fire,
right exactly. Well, take a break, we'll come back. First

(19:19):
impressions with Menace. I know he's got one for Sammy
which he didn't have last time, and then Morgan and Vaughn. Okay,
so these are all people that did not get their
first impressions from the last time. Yeah, all right, so
that is that's up next. Yeah, so we did the

(19:39):
first impressions before, Yes, and uh that was set. You
were out for UFC weekend.

Speaker 8 (19:46):
We were, but we weren't actually at USC the area,
and we went to a gas station store across the street.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
Yeah, Slash liquor store were very entertaining.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
They were They were pretty funny. Yes, yeah, we asked
them or a first impression on Sea Bass. Here's what
they had to say.

Speaker 14 (20:04):
You look like a manager. He looks like he'll fire
my ass. He looks like my boss. This looks like
he got lo key money, you know, like the load.
His forehead is a little of normal. It's not it's
not the four fingers.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
It's the five.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Fingers forehead usually have to say about me. First impression,
he looks like he's a morning drinker. When he looks like,
you're done bad bro.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Man, Man, I'm gonna be honest, man, you gotta hit
the gym work like really, man, you know, no hard.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Feelings like I like the shirt.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
They got to change up the jeans.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Though, you need a more to hit the gym. I'm
gonna be honest.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
I can see him getting my drink wrong, Like I
can see him like, oh, I ordered a frap. He
gives me like the drink hot or something, you know,
you know where he would be good. He would be
good if he went to look at like contests for
Seth Seth Rogan.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
He looks like he would quick. You could win it, okay,
all right. The first based on these photos that in
that case Menace and Morgan brought out. These are photos
that were taking here at the radio station for promotional
stuff and to send to the salespeople as they go
out and pitch the show. To different people and they go, oh, well,
this is what are you? This is Gina Sammy.

Speaker 14 (21:17):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Anyway, so these are some people that did not get
the first impression from the last time. One would be Sammy,
the other one would be Morgan, and then Vaughan. Yeah,
we're gonna hear from today. And where were you for these?
This one?

Speaker 8 (21:29):
I was at a bus stop outside of a chicken
spot and I talked to two different gentlemen. Okay, and
this is gentlemen number one talking about Morgan.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
All right, here we go. First impression on Morgan.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
I would not do cocaine with her, like, no, you
turn on that back.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
It's gone bro like like damn good.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
But yeah, no, she is definitely not blond. I thought
she was blind at first, but she's not. But hey,
her teeth are good, nice teeth yet.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
But yeah, she's a so like.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I feel like she would she would just be like
an only fans and model, but like, would never do it,
like she just told me I'm only fans, but she's
not doing it at all, like just scared, like I
don't know, but she does look nice.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
She looks like nice, like a nice lady. I'm just
sticking with the no cocaine, definitely not.

Speaker 13 (22:14):
Did that fall.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
It's a big nose to a lot of cocaine.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, because Morgan, you'll steal his stuff, kount of your giant.
I'm glad you clarified.

Speaker 10 (22:23):
It's because the big notes.

Speaker 7 (22:24):
It's funny. I did have a cocaine problem a few
years ago. No, yeah, I knew you're like twenty twenty.
Oh yeah, when COVID hit, I partied way too hard.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Did you take everybody's cocaine?

Speaker 8 (22:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Unfortunately, well unfortunately, no, she's no longer welcome to certain
places if they were giving it to me. Yeah, and
then what made what made you stop? Did you have
like a bad experience.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
Or uh No, I had a great time. I ran
out of money and I had to get my ish together.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
It ran out of money for sure.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah that happened. There's never left over trugs. Yeah, dude,
I was shocked. Yeah, this guy she has.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Only fans, which doesn't really use it.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
She's like which we're talking about. She wants to get
money together for that nose job. She's open to the
to the foot thing, especially feet and putting like different
scenarios in scenes. Yeah, we've been spit ball, build sets,
will build the sets for her foot?

Speaker 7 (23:17):
Could we do a calendar?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Oh yeah, sure, all right.

Speaker 8 (23:21):
So here's another guy at the bus stop, and then
also his friend chimes in as well.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Okay it's still Morgan. Yes, all right. First impression on
Morgan like she.

Speaker 11 (23:29):
Played volleyball or swimmer some type. I know, she cool,
She probably got a good good going in her life.
She probably be a taktok of and Florisers type. Is
she cool? I don't got nothing to say about her?
All right?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
All right? How best name? They guessed her name? You
are not lying about that. Listen to the show because
you heard the surprise in their voice. Oh really wait,
yeah I want and I played volleyball. My whole say
about her except I know her name exactly.

Speaker 15 (24:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Crazy. They were gentlemen. Uh they sound cute, dude, It
was insane, like both people like I just could look
at Morgan and know who she is. She does have
that former high school athlete.

Speaker 13 (24:21):
Look, it's just because she's tall and you know, beefy
and you played beefy.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Bef not not not not chunky, but you know, got
a good build to her, muscular, strong, I mean a
sports build. You don't you don't look beefy at all
on that photo. That's the one they're looking at. It shoulders,
but I'm saying that's the one they're looking at.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yah.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, forgot not Morgan, not beefy, but they guessed her name.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
It's like a Morgan.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, that's crazy. What do you show? First impression? So
that was Morgan. Who's next? We have Sammy? Yeah, there's
the picture of Sammy. She's you described the outfit. I
don't know what you would call that kind of like
it's it's it's like a very very long skirt that
goes all the way down.

Speaker 9 (25:02):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's a Midi's showing no ankle, but
she certainly certainly is showing shoulders shoulder right. Yeah, it's
an off the shoulder shirt with a skirt that hits
at the waist and he adds a long, yeah, flowery skirt.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Okay, all right, well here we go. This is Sammy's
first impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint at
the bus stop.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
She looks like she's got an Etsy shop that doesn't
do very well and the only people she says is
like a close family, Like she's not a witch, but
she hangs around witches, so it's like, here, hold these
stones and let's hold hands in hum. But it's not like, no,
all these women have immaculate teeth. Definitely, I'm sticking with
the Etsy shop. She's definitely got a failed ETSI shop,

(25:43):
like and like three or four of them, you know
what I mean, Like, definitely, definitely, all right, I.

Speaker 10 (25:48):
Do have an Etsy shop. Yet it's not a failure.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Wait a minute, you have an Etsy shop?

Speaker 10 (25:55):
Yeah, but I just like put like Santa hats on it.
I think last she told about that. Yeah, you guys
knew that.

Speaker 9 (26:02):
And I mean I've said that's the only thing I know. Yeah, yeah,
that's the only thing that's on there.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
It's not I mean, it's not her livelihood. Right.

Speaker 10 (26:08):
I just made them and then I put them on it.
It's not a failure, right, super.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Active Did you end up selling a ton of those?

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (26:16):
I almost sold out.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Wow wow?

Speaker 9 (26:20):
And not even from I'm like family, yeah, or like
I don't even think listeners or anything.

Speaker 10 (26:24):
It was just like people who got discovered.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
Yeah, take that bus stoup, guys, well they.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Also call it Santa had Jesus into garbage like astrology crystals.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
Right, for sure.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
These guys are good. All right. So some more first
impressions on Sammy. She like my teacher.

Speaker 11 (26:41):
She like one of my teachers. Like she look like
regular lady, nice sweetheart lady. Is he cross eyed? It's
kind of crazy to me. I ain't gonna lie. She's
not really that bad, Like, I don't think none of
my homies like that to get a like probably some
some frat dudes, some frat dudes in the frat club.
I wouldn't know nobody that would want to talk to
that like at all. She like a teacher, like a

(27:02):
lonely teacher, cat lady type.

Speaker 8 (27:06):
Okay, she crossed and I looked at the photo closely,
and I'm like, oh, it could be.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Because one eyes to the side. Yeah, but she does
in general have a lazy eye, right, Is that I
didn't notice?

Speaker 10 (27:21):
It's just because I'm looking like to the side, out
of that one eye.

Speaker 16 (27:23):
Okay, out of the one Yeah, where's the You don't
have to worry about these guys, Okay, they don't want
to get with you.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
By the way, I'm pretty sure, yeah that if given
the opportunity, They're not saying she looks like a teacher. Yeah,
I don't know if your homies are that discriminating. All right,
will you show first impressions? Next would be von.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
The picture of that you're using, I'm that handsome man.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
All right.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
So Vaughan is uh, he's standing there. He's doing this
like a gesture like he's got double rock horns.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
Yeah, he has one on each shirt on that's white.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Great posture.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Big smile, yeah, big smile.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
He looks like like a happy due. Let's see what
these guys have to say in Vaughn's first impression.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
That's a fake. That's guarantee, that's fake. You got the
alley's right here.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Look, he looks like a like like he's gonna set
you up for a trap and gonna rob you with
those Jesus, those jesse you know what he's doing his thing.
He looks like he's still trying to rap. But he
still can't play basketball, so either way it's not gonna good.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
He's gonna try try.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
No, Yeah, he does does he wrap? I know he
plays basketball because he plays basketball with Gina's husband. We
played his wraps on the show. Oh that's right, yeah, yeah,
that's that's right. All right, all right, all right, So yeah,
I mean also pretty good.

Speaker 6 (28:47):
Yeah, these guys are.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
They're very insightful. They can tell a lot. Just buy
a picture. They say that, you know, you really shouldn't
juge a book by its cover.

Speaker 14 (28:54):
You can.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, Like, I don't know. Vaughn wouldn't rob anybody. No,
but we'll take anything free you got. Yeah, he's here
offering it up.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I had some factory meals that were about to expire,
and I brought him in yesterday.

Speaker 14 (29:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah, I brought him because I knew that Vaughn would
love them, and he did. He brought him all home. Yeah,
all right, well we have one more. Yeah, more on
von first impressions.

Speaker 11 (29:17):
It is right here.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (29:19):
He is like fried, like he fried hard, Like who
will want to tap in with him? He cheesing all
extra hard. He looked jolly. I don't know, maybe maybe
some desperate bitches trying to tap int. He got Apple
Watch regular. He look a regular, but he's not really
having any fake kind of ass. Like the jean's cool,
but the shirt is like freaky, Like that's that's like
some twenty nineteenes. I wouldn't award that back in the day. Yeah,

(29:42):
he's fried.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
What does that mean he's high?

Speaker 8 (29:45):
I would say the easiest way to explain it like
a stoner, Like that's accurate.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
He comes to work every day high. Yeah he's high
right now?

Speaker 6 (29:53):
Yeah yeah, but there are one hundred out of one hundred?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Is that a fake for saucy sert menace? No, that's
not even for Sachi. If you knew what Fisachi was,
you would know that was not a first But is it?
Like is it for Sachi adjacent? Like he's trying to
pretend fired because I I look at that pattern, I'm like, oh,
that is a bandana pattern, not a Fsachi pattern.

Speaker 10 (30:16):
Okay, yeah, I think he's ross.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Ross.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
That's why it's first Sachi, what.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Do you showed? First impressions? I'm telling you, man, you
you're doing a good job with these.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah, I mean you're finding some really good people outside
the chicken spot and at the gas station stop. Yeah,
first impressions and where the people with the personality are
you will take a quick break more what he show
his next hang on, boy, hattie, that sure got a
tasty kid doing show.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 12 (30:48):
And that is a bitch?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
What is a bas a?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Bitch?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
And therefore until further notice, they are all I hate
the way that you wait, did you?

Speaker 12 (31:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
I hate the way did you dress? I hate the
way did you sneak this? If I chest flight, it's
gonna beat the rage the Woody Show. All right, Well,
phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can set us a text over to to nine eight seven. Dude,
moving sucks, as Port can tell you you, as Sea
Bass can tell you. Oh yeah, I've moved a billion times,

(31:23):
and let me go through. I'll tell you exactly how
many times I moved. I went from Pittsburgh to New Jersey,
New Jersey, to Portland, Oregon, Portland, Oregon back to New Jersey,
New Jersey to Saint Louis, Saint Louis to New York City,
New York City to Saint Louis, Saint Louis to Chicago,
Chicago to San Francisco, San Francisco to Saint Louis, Saint
Louis to Los Angeles. Ten Is there anything that's moved
with you in the hidest places besides like a T

(31:43):
shirt that made every single move No, no, or something,
I don't know. I don't think so. Yeah, but it sucks.
And I've done it, actually heard a billion times. It
could be smooth, yeah, but it always sucks. It's always
a hassle, huge pain in the ass. So people were
asked like, what's the worst part of moving? And overall
it's just the stress. Eighty two percent say it was stressful.
Ninety two percent of people who moved over the last

(32:05):
twelve months say that they face challenges like just bigger
than expected, hassle, bigger than expected expense, always saying, Sea
Bass was just saying and being sad to leave your
old place. Noah, were you sad? Sea Bass? And what
kind of loser answer?

Speaker 12 (32:22):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
The same thing?

Speaker 8 (32:23):
You know?

Speaker 10 (32:24):
Sad every time I moved?

Speaker 6 (32:25):
Yeah, Sea Bass. I think this might go down the
gender line because I've been said like, man, this was
a good apartment, or like wow, I really like you like.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Living there, but like you felt, you felt sadness.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
I felt a loss because.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Usually I'm more excited about the new place, like like bored.
I know for sure, will you he's not gonna be
sad when he moves. Oh god no, no, not this
place my last place. Prior to this, I was sad
at how good it was at one point, so when
we were leaving, I was like, oh man, this place
was good until it wasn't And this current place, oh man,
I cannot get out of here faster.

Speaker 13 (32:57):
If you're doing it on purpose, I don't see it
like it's okay. Like God, well, when my parents die
and they sell their house, that's a different story, right.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
When you leave your childhood home. I understand that there
are a lot of people who said they wish they
would have used the opportunity to get rid of more crap. Oh,
donating stuff, stuff you don't need, trashing the stuff you
don't want. Now, on the stress thing, seventeen percent of
people said moving is more stressful than getting laid off.
How okay, Twenty nine percent say moving's more stressful than

(33:24):
having a baby, nineteen percent say it's more stressful than
getting a divorce, fourteen percent said movings more stressful than
a death in the family, and thirty five percent say
moving is more stressful than planning a wedding. Why did
everyone becomes so over dramatic everything wrong? Let's be the therapy,
right mas, Yeah, I blame the therapy. It's the woody show.

(33:47):
If you go out in the hall and test fire
and there's no smell and then you come in here
and you far do that loud Woody show. Oh babe,
it's Craig.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
Yeah it.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Greg's brother is still in bad shape, but still with us,
still alive, but just deteriorating by the by the moment.
It sounds like. So we've been saying that for the
last couple of days. Doctors are actually still really surprised
that that he hasn't passed yet. But that's that's the
latest update. And I think Greg's partner, Mario, is making

(34:22):
his way up there on Friday, Yeah, and then he'll
spend you know, Friday, Saturday, and then on Sunday. That way,
Greg doesn't have to fly home because you know, Greg
is flying. Don't really miss Yeah, he does not like
not does not like nod. So yeah, Greg will probably
be driving back with Mario. I mean, unless this thing
drags out. But I don't I don't know how much

(34:43):
more Greg can take. Poor guy. He posted that thing
on Facebook on the what do you show a Facebook thing? Whatever?
The group A lot of people very nice well wishers.
Thank you. Everybody's been so sweet, and I know that
stuff means a ton. You know, he's an emotional a
little bit, you know. Yeah, so it means a lot
to Greg. It means it, you know what it does.
It means it means a lot to all of us.
You know when when you guys step up for any

(35:04):
one of us, we mentioned that, you know, yeah previously,
but thank you. And that's a that is the update there.
How great is this? A restaurant worker snitched on an
uber each driver who was not in a rush, And
so they saw this guy he was just sitting there
eating his food while the food he was supposed to
be picked up. He was already ready. What and he
was just sitting there enjoying his meal while the stuff's

(35:25):
getting cold. So the guy at the restaurant included a
note in the customer's bag saying, Hi, your driver ate
lunch while your order was ready. I remade it fresh.
Give him one star. Oh, I love that.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
I love that kind of snitching.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Good.

Speaker 13 (35:41):
That's the kind of snitching that people hate. What do
you mean because it's service industry telling on other service industry.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah, but that's gonna when they get their food and
it's not good.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Restaurant.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
What line is this that's not crossed the service line?
I guarantee people will text it and be in favor
of the not in favor of this. Oh no. The
the comments are very much on the restaurant workers side.
From from a from a user standpoint, obviously, I do
like it, but I'm just saying, you know, it reflects,
it reflects poorly. I'm not sure if this is I
don't know what kind of place this was, if it

(36:14):
was like a chain place or just a privately owned place.
It was a privately owned place that could reflect very
poorly if they're getting like this really cold.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
Yeah, right, especially if it's a mom and pop place.
That place had to eat that cost and remake them.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah. So Seabaster, you're saying there's a code that we
don't know about it.

Speaker 13 (36:29):
As someone who's worked in kitchens and someone who's worked
as a food delivery driver that that would be that
would be against code.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
Well, too bad, because I've constantly wonder why I'm getting
food that's ice cold when you can see when it
left the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, so you know stops probably, Yeah, other stops you
can do that thing where it says, hey have it
direct to you for an extra whatever. Oh really, I
know that. And the time delivery is like two minutes earlier, the.

Speaker 13 (36:57):
Truck and the food delivery and okay, go to go
downstairs to be here, and then I see they're a
mile down the road for fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
We'll stop at our convenience store for another delivery. Yeah.
And while we're talking about food daily mention of Japan
where a woman there in Japan arrested for destruction of
property for squishing a sweet bun at a convenience store.
She said she was trying to check its firmness. Oh yeah,
that's how you got to do it. And shit, you
don't get arrested for jack here. You can pretty much

(37:23):
murder somebody and get away with the store. And it's
not like she put it on the ground and stopped
it with her foot. Apparently, she claims she picked it
up and she held it in her hands just kind
of like like she's just take a little bit and
just to see if it was fresh or you know,
and then she didn't buy it. Well, no, they because
they immediately called the cops on her, and she got
because they said that she left an impression on it

(37:44):
that wouldn't come out, so therefore it was ruined and
they couldn't resell it, and so that's how she was
arrested for destruction of property.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
Well, they stepped to it quick.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
In Japan, I can use an authentic Japanese accent. They
do mess around. No, your finger prints just went you
have been studying. That's English words.

Speaker 8 (38:05):
But obviously, I mean if you go to a Japanese bakery,
it looks photo ready every single time.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Everything would have gotten the death sentence for licking it
the doughnut.

Speaker 10 (38:14):
That's right, it's great.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
It's a great thing in the morning with the coffee,
if you have a little morning gratitude.

Speaker 8 (38:20):
I feel like I want to Oh my gosh, I
started sweating like crazy.

Speaker 10 (38:25):
I'm a little upset that we ruined a good donut.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Wood show us. Uh that's when you guys were talking
about Zin, right, Yeah, men couldn't take it. I couldn't.
I'm another one over super Bowl weekend. Yeah, but I
was like, not a good time. Burt Crush is a
big fan of zins and your Yeah. And then to
start the day with a little gratitude, Oh did you?

Speaker 13 (38:49):
I replied that we got an email asking if we
wanted to be an endor servers in and I applied enthusiastically.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yes, I said no to that one. Hell yeah, I
didn't even try what he had in the studio. It's
giant in the Frenck and I of course, of course, yes.
And the leading feminist, which is what usual of those
things conflict. Yeah, that's what. Yeah, the renaissance man. Yeah.
Women in Sweden they're like obsessed.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
With Yeah, they always have one in their lip.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. We got the news headlines coming up
for you this hour. We got a Woody show, Valentine's Day,
butt plug. Now we're opening up the phones at eight
seven seven forty four. What Morgan di me favorite, You're
gonna start with caller ten? Can you hear me? No?

Speaker 15 (39:31):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Ye, Okay, you're gonna start with caller ten and then
uh just get three people, okay. But what I'm asking
for before you even call in, have a good message,
because we had one message, which was, you know the guy,
what would you like to have on the note? So
when we send this to your girl and she opens
it up, it says it's from you. No, he said

(39:52):
it was for his girl, all right, yeah, and so
like what would you like the message to be? And
it says enjoy and they're like, Okay, he goes or
or something. So we were literally put on the note
that goes to this butt plug enjoy or something. I
think we can do better than that. People in the
text have done a really good job with it. Yes, yes, anyway,
so that's uh, that's what we're looking for. We're looking
for somebody, please something we could say on the radio,

(40:14):
and out of the three, we'll just pick whichever one
we think is the best one and you will get
the Woody Show Valentine's Day. Butt Plug phones are open
now at eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight
seven seven forty four Woody. Well, Morgan's going through those people.
You gotta be aware of scammers. Scammers are out there.
There's been the we talked about it. A lot of
people can still getting those text messages saying that you

(40:35):
have an outstanding toll roads violation.

Speaker 7 (40:39):
Hey what are you sorry?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Can you turn my mic off?

Speaker 17 (40:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Sure, I'm sorry? Yeah hello, yeah, Well we'd like to
hear her doing her job. So anyway, Uh, that's a scam.
Don't click on anything. Call the toll road authority uh
wherever you are, and they can tell you if you
have an evasion notice like a little and they'll they'll say, oh, well,
we're going to report you to the DMV. No, it's

(41:04):
it's completely fake. They're just looking for information. They're looking
for you to put a credit card in, which is
how these are working. So people are still getting warned
about that. I'm sure tax refunds on that list, right yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Oh and then uh, Menace was doing something yesterday and
he said he kept getting these Uh.

Speaker 8 (41:19):
They're like spam calls, yes, spam calls for home improvement stuff, yeah,
all kinds of stuff. Uh yeah, I had my I
usually have my do not Disturb on, but I had
it off because I was expecting a call, and I
just so happened to be sitting in my home studio.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
So I was like, oh, you know what, I'm going
to record these calls while I'm here. And so I
got three calls like right in a row.

Speaker 8 (41:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
My favorite one is the one that I've been getting
a lot lately that says I have unpaid student loan debt. Okay,
like the joke's on you, loser. I never went to college.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
I was I was going to ask you guys about
this one.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
The other day.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
I got one that says there was an unauthorized payment
process to my PayPal account.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
I look and it was like coinbase four hundred and
twelve dollars and forty five cents, and I kind of
started to panic, but I was like that always do
the first thing, which is click on the actual email
to see if it's from PayPal or whatever. No, it's
from eumail dot net. Oh okay, so I'm just gonna
go ahead and ignore that.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
That sounds legit. The other one is how your package
can't be delivered. Oh I can't imagine gen has anything
on coinbase either.

Speaker 6 (42:23):
I don't know what coinbase is.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Crypto, Yeah you do know ow any crypto.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
I may have as a joke, but I don't know
how to find it.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Oh good. Do you want to hear these calls that
Menace was fielding?

Speaker 15 (42:36):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, these are the the spam call. They're all in
a row, right, yeah, okay, kind of mess with them.
Was cragging. I'm sorry's cragging. You can get call to
inform me about about your home improvements?

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Yee?

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Yee?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Can you understand English? See? I thank you so much.
Hold on with the chickens.

Speaker 12 (43:06):
On your under her I'm gonna say where on her end? Sorry,
tell my chickens and my monkeys to shut up for
a second.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah, yea, you speak English? See, thank you so much?
Anything hell yee?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah, it's like I'm trying to get ahold of hutune
for me about pretty estimate for any home improvement?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Oh for real? Yes, sir, I got mad houses brou
all right, the sub with it. I'm just asking you,
is there any projects can maybe like to do?

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Yee?

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Try to get a jacuzzi up in this bitch.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
So what's up? You have been added to the do
not call it goodbye? Damn So yeah I got blocked.
Oh no, ye, I'm gonna need you to email that
to me.

Speaker 6 (44:06):
That was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
You sound very so, I know. Were you not on
your edible or no weed Seltzer? That wasn't.

Speaker 18 (44:16):
No.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
I'm trying to get a jacuzie up in this bitch.

Speaker 8 (44:18):
Yeah, I'm calling you about your home improvements. Oh really,
I'm trying to get a jacuzi up in this.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
I wonder if they only looking like if they're only
on the lookout for old people. Probably why I hate that.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
Well, that's why you got to get that grandma, that
AI grandma in the UK. Oh yeah, that'll keep them
on the phone.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Get for a chacuzzi up in this bitch.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
Okay, would you like some tea?

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
But it was hard not to laugh when I heard
that rooster in the back ground. Yeah I have I
have that clip, yeah grandma AI. Yeah, well he looks
for it. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (44:54):
So some developers used AI. So if spam callers are
calling you, this fake grandma will talk to him and
keep in mind for an hour.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Yeah yeah, yeah, here it is. So this is the
old lady hears a fake AI grandma messed with these wills?
So w is then adult treatimes?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
W and then, Dodd, I think your profession is bothering people.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Right, I'm just trying to have a little chat. It's
nearly been an hour.

Speaker 9 (45:21):
Gosh, how time flies.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
It's showing me a picture of my cat, Fluffy.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
It's showing you the picture of your card Fluffy.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Just stop calling me, did you stupid?

Speaker 9 (45:32):
Got it, dear?

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Because while they're busy talking to me, they can't be
scamming you. And let's face it, dear, I've got all
the time in the world. Yeah on a corner. I'm
not real.

Speaker 10 (45:45):
I love that she sounds like this is doubtfire.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Yeah, yeah, a little bit. All let's get away what
you show Valentine's Day, boy, be careful out there a
lot of scammers, yeap wooding. Now we started with collared
ten and we'll get to three, and then out of
the three, you guys will decide which one has the
best note to whoever this butt plug is going to,

(46:08):
and it will be the winner. Let's go to Jason. Hey,
good morning, Jason, Good morning?

Speaker 3 (46:13):
What the show?

Speaker 11 (46:13):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
We're doing fantastic? Now, Jason, what would you like your
note to say? And but oh, let me ask first?
Who's this going to?

Speaker 5 (46:22):
My girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Kelly? All right? So your girlfriend Kelly, how long have
you guys been together long enough that she would appreci
to get a butt plug? Or she's gonna be mad
about it?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Yeah no, no, no, she's.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Definitely get a kick out of it and she would
love getting it from the show.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Oh, she's gonna get it right all right? So Jason,
for your girlfriend, uh, what what was your what will
your message be?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
My message would be happy Valentine's Day? Baby? Now, pop
on over let's pop it in.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Oh okay, hey direct, all right. So that's all right.
That's option number one, you guys, that's Jason. Hang on, Jason.
Let's go to Wayne. Hey, good morning, Wayne, Hey, guys,
good morning, good morning. All right. So who would your
butt plug go to if you are the winner?

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Here?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
So my wife? All right, and how long have you
guys been together? Would she appreciated? What do you show
Valentine's a butut plug?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
We all find out?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
All right? All right, now, Wayne, what would your message
to her be if you are the winner after thirty
three years?

Speaker 3 (47:24):
I can't think of a better way to end Valentine's
Day than in your end?

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Ah, al all right, end to end in your end.
I like that? All right, Wayne, Hang on one second.
We'll go to a one last option here, and that
would be Josh Hey, good morning, Josh Hey, good morning,
good morning. All right, So Josh, who would this go to?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
This would go to my best friend Aaron. As a joke,
all right, We always then messed up stuff to each
other back and forth. He send me glitter bombs and
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, all right, So what would the what would the
note to Aaron? Say?

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Hey, man, just want to keep you filled in.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Okay, that's clever. Sweet, that's clever. I like that one.
All right, hang on, Josh, all right, So those are
the options. Option number one, Jason, I love you, baby,
pop on over and pop it in. Wayne. After thirty
three years, I can't think of a better way to
end Valentine's Day than in your rear end or Josh,
who wants to send it to his buddy Aaron gag gift,

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just want to keep you filled in. Yeah. I wish
he hadn't said gag gift, which he had said for real. Yeah,
but it's kind of fun when your buddy opens that
up and go, I'm saying I'm saying to my buddy
Aaron for real, Yeah, tell us it's a gift. Yeah
all right, Sammy, who could your vote? Josh, Josh Menace.
I'll go Josh as well, going Josh.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
I like Jason because they're huge fans, but I mean Josh.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Going with Josh. Yeah all right, Well you guys, that covers.
That's enough for the win. Congratulations to you, Josh, You're
the winner at the Wooden Show Valentine's Day. Butt Blog.
You're gonna have this nice butt plug sent off to Aaron.
And that's all you wanted to say, right, just want
to keep you filled in it.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Yeah, okay, hold on, just Jordy sweet, just like the
butt plug, I.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Just want to keep you filled. And that's going to
Aaron and a a Ron. Aaron, where are you? Yeah,
just give me in. Where is a a Ron? Right now?
He's in the bathroom with the butt plug? N All right, well, Josh, congratulations,
Hang on one second. We will get all of your
information now. The the butt plugs are sold out on
the Woody Show merch store. They're gone. We only had

(49:39):
a certain number up there, sixty nine to be exact.
Those are gone, but you got more chances to win.
Keep listening for your chance. Uh, let me find this
this email. Somebody was upset about the Woody Show Valentine's
Day butt plug promotion. It was just the whole thing

(50:00):
was just irony. I mean, okay, yeah, I'll let me.
Let me. Let me find the email. While I'm doing that.
This is a good one that came on the text,
Like what the message would be. This one came from
the six ZHO nine more than the tip. Let's let
it rip.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
That's a good one. All right, I like that one,
good bumper stick. But they didn't they didn't get in
on the phones. But that's all right. More chances to
win coming up. What about the trending news headlines, Gina.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Grad Yeah, so Mark Fogel, he was the American teacher
who's been held in Russia for over three years. He's
been released and returned to uh turn.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Back here, going back to the berg yep.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
The release was negotiated by Trump's team, and the deal
was described as an exchange and a show of good
faith from Russia, potentially linked to what's going on between
them and the Ukraine.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Just see how pumped his mom is? Oh, dude, is mom? Yes,
moms she's making Yeah, she's she's making some wedding soup
for him. Yeah, that's his favorite.

Speaker 17 (50:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
So as for why Vogel was detained in the first place,
he was reportedly arrested in twenty twenty one for entering
Russia with a half ounce of weed and was sens.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
To fourteen years in prison. And his like legit medicinal, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
Medical, But they don't see it that way in Russia.

Speaker 13 (51:09):
Yes, chos Britney grind, They see a US passport and
they say, oh sure, can.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
We use this right? Right?

Speaker 6 (51:14):
Well, like you said, is ninety five year old mother
and I just love her name, Melpine.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
You're right, I mean they don't care. Medicinal doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
They don't recognize medicinal.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
And why you travel internationally with weed or when you
don't and you don't know what the laws are, that's
how you end up in these situations.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
And uh, yeah, she's ready for him to come home
and cooking all that good food. Speaking of coming home,
this is the ultimate homecoming. NASA has announced a possible
earlier return date for the astronauts Butch Wilmore and Sudney Williams,
who is stuck at the International Space Station. They're originally
scheduled to get back in late March, but their return
might happen a few weeks early. And here's why. Before

(51:53):
Wilmer and Williams can come home, the new group of astronauts,
their Crew ten, needs to get to the space first.
So once Crew ten gets there, Wilmore and Williams can
finish up their job and come back to Earth.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
What's to finish? They've been up there months the.

Speaker 12 (52:07):
Eight days they were originally credit they originally scheduled to
be back here last year before July fourth.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
So if you're not done with your work, it'd be
the same thing I say to my son who waits
for the very last minute to do a homework assignment.
What what are you doing with your time?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (52:21):
Couldn't you say that to you with your greeting cards
and your Christmas cars and your Birthday cards.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
But I actually have things that I do. You see,
I have a job answer that question. I have a responsibility.
If you're on a space station, right, you're on a
space station, what are you going? You've been spending too
much time going out with friends?

Speaker 6 (52:37):
Yeah, doing Somersault asteroids. We're drinking water bubbles.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Like week one. SpaceX was like, okay, we'll help you out. Well,
they've been up.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
There since last June, so something tells me their bone
density is going to be a little off and they're
ready to come home. And Kanye's website was deactivated by
Shopify yesterday. A Shopify spokesperson told CNN that the merchant
did not engage in authentic commerce.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Practices, but they let him have it up for multiple days.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
Thank you violated our terms. But like men has said,
Shopify allowed the website to stay online and sell the
shirts for twenty four hours. And in other Kanye news,
a former Yeasy employee assuing both the company and Kanye,
claiming she was harassed due to her gender and the
fact that she's Jewish. Also, Kanye's been dropped by his
talent agency.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
So can he?

Speaker 6 (53:28):
Can he just go away?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
We're done right name if people keep on talking about him.

Speaker 6 (53:34):
But if he spends eight million dollars for a Super
Bowl ad that directs everybody to a shirt that sells
h swastka T shirt.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Yeah, but I can't blame the people of the NFL
or Fox because I'm ninety nine point nine nine nine
infinitely percent sure that that's not what was on the
website was No, Yeah, I changed. Yeah, it was a
bait and switch. Yeah, he switched it right after the
it aired. He probably thought it was gonna be some
more dumb shoe user.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
Yeah, because at the time that the commercial was submitted
and paid for and all that, it had a hundred
items on it, and then after aired it switched to
that one item.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
That's kind of what I'm saying, Like, can big corporate,
can big business just start saying no more they do.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
I mean, well they they say no to a lot
of things that people want to run for the Super
Bowl ads for example. So yeah, I mean, anybody's free
to take or decline any business, right.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
But he took a selfie in the dentist chair, like,
did anyone approve this commercial?

Speaker 8 (54:27):
It was just so eight million dollars and then that
that's what I'm saying again. That was the second time
that he did that. Last year he did the same
type of thing. They're going to care about how bad
the creative is, you know, it would just be the messaging.
Like I know, we we actually pressured this company because
we just started refusing to air the commercials for what
was it, actually, Madison, remember when they were they were

(54:49):
running those like crazy and people like, guys, you guys
always take this position on cheaters, Why the hell are
you running I'm like, that's a great point, like point,
I don't control you know, what they sell or who
they sell to. I'm technically not allowed to delete commercials,
but I told them, I said, hey, please take these
off of our show. Listeners don't like it. It's not
what we stand for.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
It turned out to be such a robust business model.
But even before that stuff played out, I got them
to take them off of our show to high Ground.

Speaker 13 (55:17):
This is before they're exposed as being completed from Yeah,
that's actually that's actually true.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
So Kanye had already gone on many Hitler rants before this.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
It was the last time he did something people liked.
Was it the easy shoes that Menacela's.

Speaker 6 (55:28):
But then they got those because he Yeah, he.

Speaker 8 (55:32):
Fresh, he went independent, So that's why he doesn't really
deal with any companies. The only point that I agree
with you on is that the NFL or the broadcasters
could have said, no, you know, because of your track record,
we're not even going to take your eight million dollars
and air this commercial.

Speaker 6 (55:50):
Yeah that's it, and uh, finally try. Union Seafoods has
announced a voluntary recall and it's can tuna sold across
a bunch of states due to the canned defect that
would cause botulism, which is basically can be a fatal
food point. Can tuna products were sold under Genova, Van
camps A, GV and Trader Joe's brand names. Company says

(56:11):
you should not eat it, even if it does not
look or smells spoil my kid's kind of puppies.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Okay, what was this again?

Speaker 13 (56:21):
People do eat raw, of course Morgan does. Yeah, but
apparently it was like Genus had repackaged away the brand names.

Speaker 7 (56:28):
Yeah, rebrand really good protein guys.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
You always you mean without mixing or anything. It's not
like you're cooking can can. Yeah, but mustard in it
or I throw like it's a slice of American cheese
on it. When I was in a poor kid, tuna milk.

Speaker 8 (56:42):
But I do tuna pouch if I'm gonna eat tuna.
They have those pouches. Oh I'm not doing okay, Richie
rich Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
They're more expensive. Oh yeah, I don't know. I haven't
priced out. I don't buy, although if there's a tuna shortage,
I'm sure we all be Oh my god, oh my god,
everybody a tuna expert. My pouches, I could tell you
exactly how much I used to pay for them. And
my grandma was always real good. You know, last week
these were three cents cheap. Oh she knew everything. Botulism

(57:12):
is rarely fatal, It's more likely just a weight loss drug.

Speaker 7 (57:17):
Should I bring in my traders Joe's can tuna?

Speaker 12 (57:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Bring Is that so when you buy when you buy
is it just plain like chunk white tuna.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
Yeah, and I get the part that's just water, no
added salt, no oil, nothing.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Because I see, I see there are like the kinds
that they're already pre seasoned or they have Yeah, they
have the flavored ones. So if you just if you
ate those right out of the pouch. These pouches are
like a dollar or two dollars.

Speaker 10 (57:44):
Yeah, they're not expensive and they're on sale a lot.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Rich people. How much were the cans?

Speaker 10 (57:51):
Like they can't have more tuna in it?

Speaker 2 (57:53):
It makes a difference. Yeah, look at the pronce price Dick.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 6 (57:59):
The Great Tuna War more shows coming up here.

Speaker 14 (58:02):
Show.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Well, did you guys see like the FBI and I'm
calling bs, they have found about twenty four hundred new
records related to JFK's assassination. Where where were these?

Speaker 16 (58:19):
Like?

Speaker 8 (58:19):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Found that the FBI is now better at finding old records,
they say because of new technology and a more organized
filing system. So let me give this straight. The assassination
of a president. Yeah, like you didn't know where all
those files were, like willy nilly about them? I could
see like maybe an old investigation as some gambling ring
or something that you were looking into at one point,

(58:40):
like you know, maybe those got misplaced the JFK assassination.
So what do you think your predictions?

Speaker 13 (58:47):
My predictions are these going to be like, these are
going to be things that were you know, like the coroner,
what the quarner's lunch, had his receipts for that, you know,
be stuff that's related to the assassination, but irrelevant.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Nothing's gonna come out. I mean, some of the stuff
remains classified for they say national security reasons from.

Speaker 6 (59:03):
Sixty years ago.

Speaker 9 (59:05):
Yeah, they already released a bunch of stuff. They already
did this the last time Trump was in office. And
except for the pages that everyone wanted to see.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Yeah, I hate him when they showed the redacted stuff
and the whole page is all black. Trying to finish it.

Speaker 9 (59:18):
I know, I was so excited. I was waiting it
was finally released. I was like nice, and then I'm like,
we knew all of this. Well he didn't release anything.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Oh, not exciting at at all.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
I know.

Speaker 8 (59:30):
I know, you think that guy actually accidentally shot the president?
Who was the guy that was sitting in front of him. No,
there's a dude sitting in front of him.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Was it the Secret Service guy? Yeah, because I heard
it he accidentally shot him, like the second time. I
don't know. What's crazy is that we you can go online.
You could see like very graphic videos of his autopsy. Yeah,
like yes, interesting, a hole in his throat. Like what

(01:00:06):
she's doing tonight, Yeah, masturbating.

Speaker 9 (01:00:09):
I watched Parkland with Zach Effron playing, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
So you could see all that. Like somehow that stuff
got leaked out. Something just tells me that there would
have been other stuff at this point that would have
leaked out if there was something really juicy. And God,
I'm with Seabats. I think it's gonna be a nothing burger.
Hopefully it's his goods because I want to rub it.

Speaker 13 (01:00:32):
Folks who don't know. Sammy went to with a site
where JFK was shot and smiled and gave a big thumbs.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Up the middle of the parkway. She went run in
the middle of the street, and they at that point
had the X in the in the road to mark
the actual spot, which they've since gotten rid of. But
she went out there and did like where she's kind
of like, you know, uh, got knees bent a little
bit and give him a big smile and two double
thumbs up Disneyland. Oh yeah, absolutely right.

Speaker 9 (01:00:55):
It was a poor choice of Hambuster, and I didn't
know what to do, but I was like excited to
be there, like not like because of the assassination, but
like I love.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
JFK this guy. What you should have done, Like you
should have like laid down on the road and then
did like a gesture like your head's being blown off,
like with the thumbs up. Yeah, with the thumbs up.
That would have been even more cool.

Speaker 9 (01:01:15):
You know.

Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
Yeah, I'll have to special effects next time.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Your red corns.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Here, Yeah, go all out. Yeah, it's for the gram.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
Yeah, your pink Chanel.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Jacket eighty four. Woodie send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven, will be right back. What
he's sitting in the nineties chicken nuggets somewhere in the studio?
Can Menace find it before that? Never mind, he found
it the wood You show. He'll be right back.

Speaker 8 (01:01:41):
Hello, Welcome to another edition of The Menace Cooking Corner.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Yes, chat now. Today I'm going to give.

Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
You a really quick recipe on how to be a
hit at any party. Oh yes, ship, check out my
wienies ship oh yeah, yes, chick, you got some menace
the world famous wieners right there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Yes, thank you, Yeah, I like to hut the wood
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Thank you for being here. Give it us some of
your time today. My name is Woody. That's Menace. Hi.
We've got Gina, good morning. Wanting to you Gina grand
there is Sammy. We got to see Ben's We are
out here. Phones are up at eight seven to seven

(01:02:17):
forty four. Woodie. You can send us a text over
to two to nine eighty seven. Find us on social
media at the Woodie Show and our limited edition well
it's a limited number of items merch storward and so
far it's good. Menace did bring up something because we're
seeing this as far as like customer service requests and feedback,

(01:02:39):
and there's an issue. There's the top issue that we're
having with people buying stuff on Woodieshow merch dot com
is you forget to put your apartment number on there
and so you in a panic then have to like
send it an email to the people who are doing
the fulfillment of all the orders and go, oh, well
I didn't put my that's the number one thing. Everything
else has been so moo.

Speaker 8 (01:03:00):
Yeah, And it's the same sentence every time. It's like, oh,
I was rushing through ordering. I was so excited order something,
and I forgot that put my apartment number because one
person said, oh, I actually put the wrong number.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
They put the number in there, but it was like, uh,
their number was eighty eight and they put one twenty
for something like completely. Yeah, it's like a work address.
It's online. Ordering is such a new concept. Yeah, but
you know, people excited, you know, yeah, yeah, but make
sure you put that apartment number.

Speaker 11 (01:03:29):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I have some of the items that we were considered
are considering that we'll be up there. Just a couple
of things we're making tweaks and a couple of them.
It's one of your feedback. People have been very responsive.
I appreciate it. These are the things that you said
that you wanted, Like Sammy, where we come down on
the like literal Stanley, Muggs Sea Bass, actual Stanley or
not knockoff Stanley's legit one legit Stanley. Now, the question

(01:03:53):
was we have two options right that we can go with.
We can either go with ones that are laser etched
with the WOODI show low go or ones that are
screened on there right now, the laser etched ones are
going to be a little bit more expensive. I don't
know by how much. They didn't tell me.

Speaker 9 (01:04:07):
Doesn't the screening wash off eventually, But no, there's no,
because that's how some of the Stanleys are, like, it's
either screened or it's a laser engraved.

Speaker 10 (01:04:16):
The one that I have in with me right now
is laser and graved. But I have one at home
that's just screened on.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
So as a Stanley enthusiast, which one, what do you want?
Because right now the laser edges it has the vote,
and I guess is the cost.

Speaker 9 (01:04:28):
That's the thing is that I want to see the prices.
He doesn't know the costs yet, and so to me
that does make a difference. But if they were equal,
because right now we're doing it edged obviously, yeah, the
engraved for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
I mean we're probably in the fifty five dollars range though,
right oh probably, yeah, of course.

Speaker 9 (01:04:42):
Yeah, depending on what I mean, what size we're doing.
We're already to fifty five ish.

Speaker 8 (01:04:47):
It's standard standard price. But we do have to worry
about the shipping on top of that too, so it's cheaper.
I mean, if it's more expensive for laser cut and
then shipping on top of that, you know, peop might
not buy it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
But here's the thing, how much do you really want it?

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Yeah, and then they think we, you know, we're controlling
the shipping price. Yeah, we're not.

Speaker 8 (01:05:09):
We all control if we're gett rich off this, so
we're trying to like lower it as much as possible.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Yeah, we're not doing the fulfillment. You know, we don't
have that kind of you know, staff, and that's a
that's a full time job. Morgan's back there packing boxes now. Yeah,
in the stock room there, there's not a lot of Uh.
In fact, there's like one person that I'm using to
try to help, you know, keep everything, keep the trains
on time, so to speak, make sure there are things

(01:05:36):
where it needs to be or if we have something
we want to get up there, they can make sure
it happens quickly. That's DJ Tim Martinez T Mar. Yeah,
so I'm gonna peel off you know a little bit
of money for him, and that's pretty that'll cover Tim
pretty much.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
Do you know what right now, what's funny is the
previous morning show that I worked on, we did the
fulfillment ourselves, and I didn't understand how the we had
a printing machine for the packaging in this in the postage, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
In the radio station. It's such advantage of that.

Speaker 8 (01:06:03):
And I realized, like every time you hit print, because
we thought, oh, we'll just print out the stickers ahead
of time. Oh no, we like drained the whole account.
Every time you hit print, it will automatically take it
from your your mailing account. Dude, we printed out thousands still,
and they're like, we can't even we can't even mail
out anything like business wise, because you guys drained the account.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Back when you used to send checks with your bills
and mail the bill back. I would take all my
bills and stuff that I had to mail to the
radio station, run it through the posts machine. I would
do it right in front of like the business office people.
Nobody cared. I think everybody did that. Yeah, of course
that's back when they didn't care. Now they'd throw you
in prison. Oh yeah. Like we had gas cards.

Speaker 8 (01:06:43):
What we would do is we would fill up the
radio station vehicle and then we'll pull up a couple
of feet and then we put our car behind it
and then fill up our car.

Speaker 13 (01:06:51):
Well, we used to have that here on this radio station.
You just leave unstamped mail downstairs. But there's been a
sign down there for about six years now in the
mail room that says we no longer that you're fault
offer no fault because you have all your mail sent here.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Well, that's true.

Speaker 16 (01:07:03):
I do.

Speaker 13 (01:07:04):
I get it sent here, but I don't send I
actually have a little a little sheet of stamps, buzz
Lightyear stamps in the office that I use when I
do have to send that stuff. But that's my favorite
thing now is to go around the office and just
like mark, how many years signs have been up? Because
like the one downstairs I say we no longer send
stamped mail has been there for I think five and
a half years. It's still true exactly, it's just change

(01:07:26):
that probably know what works here. That one of the
Washington machine I think is going on a year. Probably
it'll never work. By the way, some Valentine's Day stuff.
This woman in Canada is in the news because she
is demanding a refund, you guys, because she fell for
a scam. She gave a psychic over fifty thousand dollars

(01:07:47):
to help her fall in love. But guess what, now
what she never fell in love.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
She's got to complain. Her name is joe An Whalen.
The local news talk to her and the psychic about
what happened. Here's what she had to say.

Speaker 15 (01:07:59):
When she found there was a man, I said, yes,
there's a man I like at the gym, and she said, well,
I can bring this man closer to you for five
hundred and fifty dollars. He transferred twelve to fifteen thousand,
but she said she preferred cash, so I was dropping
off a lot of cash at her house. I said
to her, why isn't anything happening for me? All I'm
doing is paying you money, and I'm not getting nothing

(01:08:23):
to keep the work.

Speaker 6 (01:08:24):
That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Everything gave her want different services, and that's what I
gave her. Wow, are you stupid because you're an idiot? Yeah, dummies,
what is dropping off thousands of dollars?

Speaker 8 (01:08:37):
Oh my god, I'm gonna blame the victim on this one.
I wish Greg was here to talk about this. But
speaking of psychics, like, how much do you loved this?
I've seen this multiple times in a residential neighborhood, like
a psychic will just have their business at their house,
a huge sign on the rood.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Yeah, there's usually bars on the windows and neon in
the in the window. By the way. According to the
numbers from people who instigate these different scans, a lot
of times it's with who is the person recently that
thought they were in a relationship with a celebrity?

Speaker 6 (01:09:05):
Oh with Pitt the friendship?

Speaker 15 (01:09:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
So the top celebrities that are get impersonated by romance scammers,
Keanu Reeves is number one, He's like the nicest dude. Yeah,
Jason number two, Sandra Bullock at number three, Ryan Reynolds,
followed by Kane Brown, Okay, Tom Selleck, what what year
is this? Well that's who gets yeah, and then Luke Grimes.

(01:09:32):
Is that another country guy? Luke Grimes? Yeses okay, but yeah,
old dumbs, you know, or rural ladies in this case,
we're into country music. Yeah, but oh my god, Jason
Momoa has hit me up. Yeah. I mean the only
one that's kind of believable is Keanu Reeves because I mean,
if you're read any stories about him, you would think, Okay,
it's a possibility if you.

Speaker 10 (01:09:52):
Would never ask for your money. He's the one giving
money away all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
That's what he says, he would normally never a They
are talking about people targeting older people, So this is
for people ages sixty two and up. The most popular
slub scammers. They pretend to be celebrities. They pretend to
be That's why I'm happy that twenty billions stolen from
seniors every year, an average victim losing around thirty five

(01:10:18):
that's the average losing around thirty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:10:20):
That's why I'm happy. My grandparents are part of the
Silver Report. I love that keeps you up to date
on all the scams. My mom on that this sounds
like a business opportunity.

Speaker 13 (01:10:29):
There has to be like a service where you could
put all your old lady funds and you can make like, hey, hey, grandma,
we're putting all your money in this thing and we
approve it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We get a text every time you
try to send money this to Tom Seller.

Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
It's kind of like power of attorney lights.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Yeah, exactly. That's a Hey, a free business idea, Yeah,
a good idea. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you
can send us a text over to two to ninety seven, Sammy,
something for you to think about.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Speaking of a text message, we got this text to
question for our very own Samy Marino from the nine
oh nine, Sammy, can I get a power ranking of
your top three rom coms for Valentine's Day?

Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
My favorite is the wedding singer. Okay you can.

Speaker 13 (01:11:12):
Yeah, not necessarily about wedding about Valentine's Day, but stuff
to watch on.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Rom coms. Look how confident movies for You've never seen
this kind of confidence, even during the d U I
can this is her wheelhouse? Yes, this is her raise
on Detra.

Speaker 10 (01:11:28):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
This is uh, you know, Sammy on Groundhog Day watches
Groundhog Day. Of course she watches on Valentine's Day. You
got mail? Yes, I'm assuming that's one of them, but
will be number one? I guess we'll find out.

Speaker 10 (01:11:41):
Okay, I'll put together.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Luke Grimes is the guy who plays Casey on Yellowstone. Okay,
so do you watch Who Comes?

Speaker 15 (01:11:52):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:11:52):
That's why I didn't say anything, because I was like, I.

Speaker 9 (01:11:54):
Don't know him as a country singer, and I thought
maybe I was just out of the loop would be embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Yeah, dude, he's he's the son of uh uh yeah,
what's it? What's the actor's name? God damn it having god.

Speaker 13 (01:12:10):
Damn Oyster's characters. That's the guy who's the attorney. He's
the guy who's the ranch hand.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Yeah. So like Beth Dutton is his sister, right, and
then there's the the attorney, little Scorely attorney, you know, brother.
Those are the three, Those are the three kids. It's
a it's a big show amongst seniors. My parents are
way into it. Yeah, I mean it's great show. It's
a great show. I still want to watch land Man.

Speaker 8 (01:12:33):
You would love it about Thornton, right, yes, ye, Because
Luke Grimes does make music. Yeah, he's a country singer,
thank you, don't they all everybody's everybody's got music.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Everybody's a rapper or country singer. He has a bunch
of music videos.

Speaker 14 (01:12:51):
This is.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Like, if you want to get romantic for Valentine's Day,
maybe draw your lover a bath and drop one of
these limited editions Papa John's garlic bath bombs in there.
Oh hell yeah. Yeah. So they're not selling this, they're
awarding them to select super fans on social media influencers.

(01:13:19):
But they want you to go online and let them
know how badly you need that bath. So it's it's
supposed to smell like the garlic sauce, like the Papa
John's garlic sauce, which I do love the garlic sauce.

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
So you're basically bathing in soup.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Yeah, I mean just stinks like as someone who has
garlic sauce. Yeah, it's it's thicker than yeah. And some
other romance news, there was a creeper arrested in Florida,
a stalker who broke into the home of an OnlyFans model.
She said she she got home, she saw that the
windows were broken, alarms are going off, and there was
this guy inside her house. According to the report, he

(01:13:56):
tried to convince her that he was the new owner
of the place. Oh, she called the cops. They show up,
guy refuses to come out, so they brought in the
swat team. This turns into an hour's long standoff. Yeam
just trying to talk this guy out, but eventually they
went in guns drawn got him out of there. What
a loser.

Speaker 10 (01:14:12):
Wow, It's almost like they will hunt you down.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
That's what everybody's a creep and everybody's.

Speaker 10 (01:14:20):
A stock only fans they can depends on.

Speaker 13 (01:14:23):
How public wman only fan like is she not only
fans and also has a public Twitter?

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
How dare she? But yeah, this only fans. Chick looks
like she's fourteen. She's twenty years old, but she looks
she fourteen. I think it's kind of creepy when older
dudes are into girls who look that. Well, that was
that one girl I've interviewed at the av NS. She
was four to eleven eighty pounds. She looks. Yeah. So
the guys, the guys who were into that, that's creepy

(01:14:50):
because they look like kids. Yeah, literally look like it.
She looks like a child. She looks yeah, fourteen, she's twenty.
I know. It's like, oh no, she's legal. Yeah yeah,
grass on the field, bro. A lot of people have
used a sick day when they weren't really sick, or

(01:15:10):
even just a mental health day, which I think makes
you sound weak. But in the future, this is a
real thing. You might be given by your employer and
be able to use a sex day.

Speaker 15 (01:15:22):
What mean.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
A new report claims that some companies are considering providing
special days for sexual wellness the so called sex days
would be dedicated time off for intimacy, health and related needs.
They already do this in Japan. Lucky. They probably need
the population birth rates. Yeah. When asked, three and five

(01:15:43):
employees support the idea. With companies who have tested out,
half of the employees who took a sex day reported
increased productivity. Huh ao uh, Now what about calling in
one of those to your boss?

Speaker 6 (01:15:56):
Yeah, that's the thing happened.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Be weird, you need a sex day. You know, you're
calling out.

Speaker 10 (01:16:03):
Horny exactly, and then when you come back to work
the next day, it's like, we'll prove it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
I smell my fingers. I gotta get mine. But most
people say yes, that would be weird, But one in
five are like, no problem.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
They don't care. They'll do anything for a day off.

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
Let's see, I have three vacation days, two days, four
sex days.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Can you use sick days? Like, let's just say you
were out of vacation days. This is a question for
an HR person, but like, so you're out of vacation days,
but you know there's something you want to go, do
you need to do? Could you just use your sick days?

Speaker 6 (01:16:40):
I think you're not supposed to because I think I.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Got Why if that's part of your compensation, you're given
X number of sick days per year, I have like
two months worth. I know, I got a ton.

Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
I was looking at the A lot of places, like
a lot of companies now just do personal days and
it's all sick days and vacation under the same category.

Speaker 10 (01:16:57):
This is the amount of days that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Makes more sense in a sex bathroom.

Speaker 11 (01:17:01):
Right.

Speaker 8 (01:17:02):
I don't want to sound like a puss. I'm picking
a personal day, but that's just what it's great loafers.

Speaker 13 (01:17:08):
Don't your mental health day or whatever sounds.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
I could never take.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Person just means you've got stuff to do. Maybe you're
a juror it means like maybe you got a docs
one this long time. They can get you in you
have you know, your kid has something going on at
the school. It's right in the middle of the day
that you just have to be I just can't take it.
I need a personally. What medicin is saying is we
need to rebrand it altogether, something like a badass Day
or prefacing it with I just can't take it. I

(01:17:37):
need a personal Yes, that's mental health day. Yeah, balances.
I work for a big company. Run Okay, I know
where you work, you can use your extra sick days
as additional vacation days. At least the work here. They
probably screw us. What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
What what uh not?

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
With the manager that we have?

Speaker 19 (01:17:59):
She has denied for a couple of people that work
on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Really yeah, yeah, what do you know?

Speaker 19 (01:18:07):
Because they could say what do I do in the future,
I say, oh, you're sick.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
I'm sorry. Yeah, see, then you just force people to lie.
Yeah you know which measure? No, I know, but like
I know, but I'm asking, like who on the show
needed the day? Who? Yeah, she doesn't work here anymore?

Speaker 18 (01:18:26):
Yeah, right, easy, I mean Randy obviously, because Randy never
got vacation days. He only had sick days, so he
wasn't able to do that. I would say, a couple
of people, boy script Morgan Morgan, she was out of
days off.

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:18:41):
Yeah, she doesn't accrue as many.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
As we do. Well, I mean, but that's also just
how it works to like you know, yeah, I mean,
don't come in as a new employee and have as
much as I do for thirty years cruit anything true
of doing this, But it's not as bad as the
one employee that we did have who lie about the
vacation days that he had and used mental health day,
sick days, vacation days and never did anything around here.

(01:19:05):
Oh we also get something, we have spirit hours.

Speaker 12 (01:19:08):
Oh yeah, but we can't really use that. Yeah, that's
for like community service, horse crowd. We can't, dude, I
have Okay, what do your you're my sick day available?

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
I have one? I guess I have three hundred and
sixty hours. That's what I have too.

Speaker 14 (01:19:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
I think that's the cry of Max, but which was
forty five days. I think cool.

Speaker 8 (01:19:26):
The only cool part about how everybody you know monetizes
mental health. I think it's forced companies like ours, like
we can take up to a month for mental health stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Really yeah, that's a leave of absence right. No, it's like, oh,
I don't know, I feel crazy. Come on, yeah, no,
I just can't take it. I need a month off.
I know people, right, so done it. When you leave
a company, do they have to pay you for your
unused sick time?

Speaker 11 (01:19:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
I think that depends on the No, just vacation right, damn,
we would have made out down. I've got way too
much vacation too.

Speaker 13 (01:19:56):
I said, I have one hundred and sixteen hours one
hundred and sixteen point nice, I got two thirty five.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Yeah, I take vacation.

Speaker 10 (01:20:03):
Yeah, are you submitting it?

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
They do it for me, yeah, yeah, I know they
do it for me too. I have a vacation balance
right now two hundred and twelve point one nine hours. Yeah.
Is that for the whole like remaining for the whole year? Maybe? Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:20:17):
When did we see yeahs start up again.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
They always do that for their vacation.

Speaker 6 (01:20:21):
But they I remember where I was. I was like, oh,
how many days? Like oh, we do it by hours,
and then after three months you get you know this
many hours. I'm like this, this sounds like math. Can't
we just have the days off that we get.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
We're not a shift worker? Come on, people, Yeah, thank you,
because I know they got to pay for the unused
vacation days that you have whatever, because you know the
last I don't know, last two or three jobs that
I've taken. Yeah, I always go in there and I
ask for six or seven weeks depending on because I'm
not I'm not a person who abuses it. I see

(01:20:54):
the people that abuse it. We have to have somebody
who just used to work here recently, who's out there.
I don't like, did you ever work a full five
day week? You know who I'm talking about, Like, are
you ever here for a full five They would they
would just just completely take advantage of the system. Oh
I know that woman. Yeah, so I take I take
our vacations around a lot of times where you know,

(01:21:15):
like a lot of people have like fourth of July week,
the listening's all messed up. Over Christmas. We take a
bunch of time, you know, during there, so like we
when we are taking vacation, it's strategic. It's not like
it's it's strategic right exactly. And with these hours, you know,
I'm gonna take the vacation that I get, but I
go in there knowing that I'm not going to use
all the vacation that I'm given because if I need something,

(01:21:36):
I'm not going to be like Morgan, who's sitting there
arguing with a middle manager.

Speaker 6 (01:21:41):
Yeah, well I just gave up.

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
I know you're you're newer in the business and everything else.
That's what I learned through experiences, learned that middle management
doesn't matter.

Speaker 19 (01:21:53):
That's why she asked me instead.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Yeah, done. Somebody said depends. It depends on the state
that you're in, Like they might have to pay you
for some of that sick time. That's true, that'd be cool. Yeah,
but if you're going to a sex day, let's go.

Speaker 16 (01:22:06):
With.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Twenty percent said that you'd even consider leaving their current
job for one that offers sex days as part of
the wellness benefits. Equal, I'll take the sex day job.
Would you be willing to give up other things to
get sex days at work? Twenty three percent said they
give up the free meals and snacks of the job.

Speaker 6 (01:22:24):
I don't know about that show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
I mean our diet we go diet cokes and son
Chips and then just got those. I'm not giving them up.
But some places have like a legit setup, Yeah, like
a Cereal bar. So if you live no, I mean
the full kitchen.

Speaker 8 (01:22:37):
Yeah, you go to Netflix office every single full kitchen
and hot food you want that.

Speaker 13 (01:22:44):
You tour all these offices, yeah, does it make you
say coming back here and then like there's all yeah suppressing.
Well the office I worked at before this one, uh yeah,
it was free food every single day and then on
Fridays they would bring in restaurants to like, you know,
whatever we wanted. Yeah, every every employee had to pick

(01:23:04):
like every for Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
If you can make it till this afternoon, there's Valentine's food.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Uh. Seventeen percent of people would eagerly. I cannot say
that word can eagerly lose out on employee recognition programs
if they got a sex day. Wow, I don't understand.
So like they'll give up like an employee of the
month or you know, like some stupid you know, all
that dumb stuff like oh, hey, guys really appreciate it.
We Uh, we came in a billion dollars over budget.

(01:23:30):
We're gonna throw a pizza party. Yeah, there's bagels in today.
I don't know if I'll give up the pizza though,
eight seven, seven forty four. You got your movies together?
I do, okay, So we'll take the break. We're going
to come back and Sammy, by request from a text
on the nine oh nine, Sammy, can you give us
a power ranking of your top three rom coms for
Valentine's Day? Their favorite from the text is The Wedding Singer.

(01:23:51):
But Sammy is very much into with the Christmas movies.
And all this kind of exper super cheesy rom com
person and she always has a movie for the occasion.
Oh I do, and she'll she'll sit there and she'll
sip her mimosas or champagnes or whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:24:07):
Hey, and I don't put more calories.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Sammy's top three rom coms?

Speaker 9 (01:24:13):
Oh yeah, that's the spot, right, there's all right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
So somebody on the texted ass from the nine oh nine, Sammy,
can I get a power ranking of your top three
rom comms for Valentine's Day? My favorite is the wedding Singer.
And so Sammy that this is her wheelhouse? Yes, yeah,
And so I mean she will sit there by herself
on Valentine's Day and she'll be watching all this stuff.
She watches a lot of this stuff anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:24:42):
Yeah, right, it's not just research.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Yeah, but you're your top three starting with number three.

Speaker 9 (01:24:47):
Okay, so my top three starting with number three. Well,
I have a couple of others as well, but we'll
get to those honorable mentions.

Speaker 10 (01:24:54):
Yeah, exactly number three.

Speaker 9 (01:24:56):
I have Sweet Home, Alabama, and they're so good, and
I feel like it's somewhat forgotten at.

Speaker 10 (01:25:04):
This point, but I used to watch it all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
It was on TV all the time. It's a good movie.
That is that the one that has the line you
brought a baby? You have a baby at a bar?

Speaker 10 (01:25:14):
She's like, hell, I got three more at home?

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Yeah, sweet Obama. That's where she was working in New
York and comes.

Speaker 10 (01:25:19):
Back to Yeah, she's a fashion designers.

Speaker 13 (01:25:22):
The premise of literally every Hallmark movie where the homes
to the small town guys, there's some hot guy who's
a plumber.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Yeah, got them.

Speaker 9 (01:25:31):
Yes, in this scenario, it's yeah, her high school boyfriend
who knocked her up and she got married.

Speaker 10 (01:25:36):
They're still married. Spoiler alert.

Speaker 9 (01:25:38):
She gets engaged to someone else and then she comes
back down to Alabama to get him to.

Speaker 10 (01:25:42):
Give her a divorce. Oh okay, so that you know,
that's her goal in the movie. So that's where is married.

Speaker 6 (01:25:49):
We'll find out, all right.

Speaker 10 (01:25:51):
My number two pick, how to Lose a guy in
ten Days?

Speaker 12 (01:25:55):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:25:55):
Is that like old Matthew McConaughey, Like, well, yeah, Matthew mcconay,
like he has tom coms and not like the guy
we know today.

Speaker 9 (01:26:02):
Yes, yes, when he was very much in his rom
com face. But it's the best one that he's made
and him, and him and Kate Hudson are so great
together and they're known for this movie. They want on
to also make Fools Gold together. It's not as good,
but their chemistry is really good. Like they should keep
making movies together.

Speaker 19 (01:26:23):
But Fools Gold skip it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
Yeah, one of the two that I thought for sure.
I thought two of these movies would be in her
top three, and already there's no more room, so one
of them's missing the list.

Speaker 12 (01:26:36):
Right.

Speaker 10 (01:26:37):
Number one is my number one. This is again because
it's for Valentine's Day, and I know what you're thinking.
I'll explain later.

Speaker 9 (01:26:42):
My number one for Valentine's Day is You've got Mail,
Tom Hanks and Megryan.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
Okay, classic. Yeah, I figured because she had said before
that was gonna be her plan for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 9 (01:26:52):
Yes, yes, I think it's a great Valentine's Day movie.
I think were you wondering about when Harry met Sally
and why I's not on the list.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
So when Harry met Sally for me talking about because
the super Bowl ad came up and she was talking
about what she loved that movie, right, and I.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Do love it.

Speaker 9 (01:27:08):
It's always a wheen fall hits. You watch one Harry
met Sally on New Year's Day. You watch one Harry
met Sally because they have the New Year's Eve and
everything that that whole scene and a couple of times,
so that's sort of the time period to watch it.

Speaker 10 (01:27:22):
If you're choosing a specific time.

Speaker 9 (01:27:24):
It's not necessarily Valentine's Day, even though really it's a
year round, isn't it true?

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
If you start the kid rock album, like right when
the credits begin on when Harry met Sally, like it
a badass, Yeah, like American bad that is the album. Yeah,
it'll all time out. I don't know if ever.

Speaker 8 (01:27:42):
But the big thing is the Forrest Gump thing where
if you like set the time right when they do
the New Year's celebration, it will happen at the same time.
Oh my god, so you get you get to celebrate
the Lieutenant Dan. Okay, I'm bored.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Is everybody I know?

Speaker 11 (01:27:58):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:27:59):
But I need to get to my honorable mention and
my best double feature. Nobody asked, but I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
So.

Speaker 10 (01:28:06):
Honorable Mention goes to.

Speaker 9 (01:28:07):
Definitely maybe with Ryan Reynolds, Elizabeth Banks, Isla Fisher.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
It is so good.

Speaker 10 (01:28:11):
It's on Netflix right now.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
But I love that movie.

Speaker 9 (01:28:13):
It's about Ryan Reynolds telling his daughter he who her
mom is. Basically, they have to backtrack. He has three girls,
and the daughter's trying to guess which one turns out
to be her mom, like I Met You really good.

Speaker 10 (01:28:25):
It's super cute.

Speaker 9 (01:28:26):
Kind of but she knows she knows her mom like
in real life, she just doesn't know which person in
the stories he's telling is her.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Are you fist pumping in there? Oh?

Speaker 19 (01:28:36):
Yeah, I'm a sucker for this movie.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
You are. That's surprising. I would never guess.

Speaker 10 (01:28:40):
It's really good.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
Okay. I felt like Hell would be his Valentine's Yeah,
I know based on looks, you know, judge of book
by its cover, Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:28:51):
And now best double feature.

Speaker 9 (01:28:53):
If you have time to watch two movies on Valentine's
State that go together, Watch Pillow Talk with Doris Ay
and ra Cudson.

Speaker 7 (01:29:01):
I know, I know.

Speaker 9 (01:29:03):
They're considered no sex sex comedies from the sixties, and
it's really good.

Speaker 10 (01:29:09):
If you like Doors Stay, they are great movies. They're
kind of funny to watch.

Speaker 9 (01:29:13):
To go back after you watch that movie immediately after,
watch Down with Love, which is with Renees Elwigger and
El McGregor, because it's like a parody kind of of
those movies, but instead of mocking it, it plays homage
to it. It's hilarious. And to go from Pillow Talk
to Down with Love is the best time.

Speaker 10 (01:29:34):
Pop the champagne do it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Ladies man? Oh MJ. Sammy is such a basic white bitch. Yeah,
hell yeah, this is why we had to go to
her on this topic. Who's official, She's the expert up
the Woody Show back in a field. You're right back
the Woody Shoe sho Welcome back, everybody. It is Wednesday morning,

(01:30:04):
and I'm already having a problem where I keep thinking
it's Thursday. Yeah, which is it's never good to air
on that side. Always better to air on the other side.
Where they go here, I thought, I keep thinking it
was Thursday. It's really Friday. Yeah, that happens very rarely.
Although you got President's Day on Monday, right, So that's
a long three day weekend for a lot of people.

(01:30:26):
I know it's not for everybody, but for a lot
of people it's three day weekend, so what the hell?

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Take it?

Speaker 5 (01:30:30):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
So your phones are open eight seven seven forty four
Wooding you can set us a text over to two
to nine eight seven. Today is February the twelfth. Today
is Darwin Day. Oh, it is live right? Is a
national Freedom to Marry day? Sure, And there's been a
lot of news about the pennies. Today is National lost
penny Day. Oh, it'd be a good day for it. Yeah.

(01:30:53):
And by the way, I'm for that idea. Who cares
about the penny?

Speaker 15 (01:30:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:30:57):
I think they've been trying to get rid of the
penny for Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Why, that's one of those things like daylight saving time,
Like do we get rid of it?

Speaker 5 (01:31:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:31:03):
You know we.

Speaker 18 (01:31:06):
Do.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
We make the Monday after the Super Bowl a national holiday.
These are those things that we've talked about all the time.
So if they actually get rid of the penny, who cares?
Whose idea? It is? Fine? Do you know who cares
about the penny? Who does?

Speaker 8 (01:31:20):
Our good friend Bert Kreischer doesn't. He really just listening
to his podcast and he bought a bunch of pennies
just recently, pennies so he can leave them out on
the ground so people can pick them up to make
their day.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Everybody, everybody's silent. Everybody silent. He just recently bought a
thousand pennies. How much did that cost them?

Speaker 10 (01:31:42):
Sammy, A thousand pennies is one hundred dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
No, no, ten dollars, ten dollars, donor. He was shocked too.
He thought it was there's one hundred.

Speaker 10 (01:31:54):
Pennies and dollar Yeah time, Yeah, I see, I see.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Now yeah, so I mean there's been an argument. I
saw what was it? We were talking about a geno
where the pennies it costs almost three cents to make
a penny.

Speaker 6 (01:32:09):
It costs more to make a penny than to spend
a penny.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Two and a half cents to make a penny. And
then also if we got rid of the penny, that
would mean they'd be rounding more to the closest nickel, right,
and so the nickels are even more expensive to make
than the pennies are.

Speaker 6 (01:32:23):
We got major problems times because.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
They'll round and they're never gonna round down. They'll round up,
and so it's going to quote cost people more money.
But who's who is using like change really anyway? So
if we if we can eliminate all change and just
how about we just do everything to the closest dollar.
Well that's why what did it all kind of even
out in the end.

Speaker 9 (01:32:47):
But like don't they always say, it's always like, oh,
you can add on the extra to round up, and
it really builds up over time in a way that's unexpected.

Speaker 10 (01:32:54):
Like if you're a rounding up all.

Speaker 9 (01:32:56):
The time, it's gonna end up being so much more
money than you do. You guys are doing the round
up thing. Never ever I stopped doing it.

Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
Yeah, I heard the dark secret truth.

Speaker 10 (01:33:04):
But there's a dark secret troop.

Speaker 8 (01:33:06):
That's why I put it in my predictions in the
beginning of the year that you know, the US crypto
dollar is gonna come soon and they're gonna get rid
of all that stuff and they can track every single
dollar that you have.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
Yeah, not fun. I don't like that.

Speaker 8 (01:33:19):
So anything the stuff under your mattress, all that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
Is gonna be honest, way, no under the table money
for you. We got some birthday stuff porn on birthday
comet up here to a couple of minutes, a couple
of the entertainment things. Kid Rock was performing in Nashville
last weekend, and the thing is wasn't even his concert.
He was a special guest at a birthday party. The
guy who plays keyboard in bon Jovi's band Cool Seams
David Bryan, and so it was at bon Jovi's bar.

(01:33:44):
Kid Rock comes on stage to do a cover of
Proud Mary by Credence with the band that included the
birthday boy himself. So he's up there. He just having fun,
Jim with a bunch of different people. But uh, Kid
Rock only lasted a couple of minutes. Ask me why
why Because the crowd wasn't clapping enough for him. No,
here's a clip. It starts with him asking the crowd
to clap on beat, you know, the hands over the

(01:34:05):
head whatever, and then he scolds him for not doing
it fast enough, and then he tells him the f
off and then just walks off stage. Dude, it's not
even your birthday. Yeah you're so, it's a somebody's birthday party.
That's not even your own show anyway to hear that? Help, Okay,

(01:34:37):
don't get too fast.

Speaker 5 (01:34:52):
You I'll go.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Then he left, all right? Oh with this guy, Yeah,
I used to really like him. I haven't I've seen
him talk to him in many, many years. And I
mean that's a dick move, dude.

Speaker 6 (01:35:08):
I mean, you have his talent.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
I mean they did suck it. Do you heard?

Speaker 15 (01:35:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:35:12):
I really crap along for a long period of time
type of something.

Speaker 6 (01:35:15):
They're not professional clappers their friend.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Green Day is getting into
the movie business. They are producing a coming of age
comedy inspired by their own early days of touring in
a van. Oh. It's called New Year's Rev. It's about
three best friends who pile into a van and head
to LA because they mistakenly think that they're opening for
Green Day at a New Year's Eve concert. Billy Joe

(01:35:38):
Armstrong says, quote, Van days ruled. You will drive all night,
no sleep, and then play a show for ten kids
in the basement of a friend of a friend's house,
fifty miles east of anywhere you've ever heard of. But
you'll do it again because you're doing it with your
bandmates who have become your family. And it's unlike anything
you've ever known. It's electric.

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
I love that idea. Yea, I think it's prety cool.
Now iuse dude. I've talked about this before. There's some
of the younger kids, and like the radio business, for example,
that will come and they'll ask me different questions and
I always look at them. I go, dude, you are
at the most exciting time in your career, which is
right now, the beginning where nothing has happened yet. I
know it sounds crazy, but you will look back everything

(01:36:19):
that I've done, anywhere that I am now, people will go, oh, well,
you got your own show and you're doing all this
other stuff. Blah blah blah blah blah. I remember back
to those days being so exciting because everything was new,
everything was fresh. You were trying to make your way,
and yes, there was a lot of it that sucked.
I was broke as a joke, no money, sleeping on
the floor of the radio station, didn't even have a car,

(01:36:40):
couldn't afford a car, and was taking buses and trains
and walking and walking and walking just to get to
anywhere I needed to be. But man, that time in
my life, I look back at it, Man, I would
love to be able to experience that again.

Speaker 6 (01:36:52):
Yeah, You've never been more free, knowing.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Everything that I know now, that was so exciting. So
I like the sentiment of that, wait, you're going to
pay me to go to a concert? You know what,
no word of what this might when this might be out,
But They've got jennif Fisher and Angela Kinsey from the
office to some other kid. I don't know, seventeen year
old dude. Never heard of him. Mason Thames. He was

(01:37:14):
he was in the Black Phone. He's also the new
lead in that Knew How to Train Your Dragon movie.

Speaker 6 (01:37:19):
Oh that's a young kids.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
Jelly Roll has lost over one hundred and twenty pounds.
He's training to run another five k with Bert Kreischer
and Tom Segura. Yeah. And I got to tell you somebody,
who was this guy nothing more annoying than a fat
guy trying to give you like health tips. Yeah, Like
I get it, like you're working out and everything now
and you're exercising now and everything else. But like, and
I know it's it's motivation. Yeah, people will use it

(01:37:44):
as motivad Okay, well this guy can do it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
I can do it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
Yeah, But it's it's when you know, they start getting
into like the the motivational stuff and like, yeah, man,
well you want to just you want to get your
I trust because I get into that mindset too, and
you want to share it with people because it's actually working,
share the gospel. But there is something weird about it.
It's like it's like taking restaurant tips from a skinny
person on what's good, it's not good, not very good ones, yeah, yeah,

(01:38:12):
pretty garbage.

Speaker 8 (01:38:13):
But the thing is that part doesn't annoy me, like, hey, like, yeah,
let's motivate everybody, like, let's do something. The only part
that annoys me, and we've brought this up a bazillion times,
is like, don't eat this, don't eat that, you know,
just like just have a motivation to get out and
do something, that's cool. But when you start regulating what

(01:38:35):
people are eating and drinking and giving advice.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
And by the way, just because he's lost one hundred
and twenty pounds, I mean he's a nice guy. We
met him, Yeah, love him. He's still fat, dude, you
know what I mean. Anyway, here he is in this clip.
He had just climbed a mountain and he's sharing some
advice to anyone who's ever struggled to exercise. Here is
Jelly Roll with some sage advice.

Speaker 17 (01:38:56):
I realized today that some days when I get out
here in this process of trying to make this massive
life change, that some days I come out here and
I feel great. I mean from the moment we start,
I feel good. But today kind of reminded me that
sometimes you have those days. Man you just don't feel
it at all. Even as you get walking you don't
feel it. But man, those are the most gratifying to
go do that work.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
Y'all.

Speaker 17 (01:39:14):
Can't live in a false sense of this thing not sucking, right,
Like you're making this big of a life change.

Speaker 5 (01:39:19):
It's gonna hurt.

Speaker 9 (01:39:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
See, he's not saying anything about eat this, not that
you know. Yeah, No, I love it. It's just hard
to get out there and do it well.

Speaker 6 (01:39:28):
And there's a thing going around online that says there's
nobody who hates fat people more than a former fat person.
It's like, eh, I'm a disgusting, gross guy.

Speaker 12 (01:39:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
Yeah. They never are like oh my god, you never
heard of They just people that go, oh my god,
you didn't know about xyz. They just read about it.
They're an expert because they it's all fresh. They just
read about it. And uh here. Finally, HBO's announced season
three of Euphoria is finally back in production. Shocked, I
thought it was done. It's been forever. The last episode
of season two aired back in February of twenty twenty

(01:39:59):
two now the core cast and Da Hunter Schaeffer, Sydney Sweeney,
Jacob Bell, Lordie Yeah, Coleman Domingo, they're all gonna be
back for the new season and season three, like the
last two, will be eight episodes long. Obviously, the character
Fedsco won't be back, played by Angus Cloud, who died
back in twenty twenty three. Same because it all ended

(01:40:21):
on him, a storyline around him.

Speaker 6 (01:40:23):
Right, Yeah, he was gonna come back.

Speaker 5 (01:40:25):
That's what's up.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
You know what I'm saying, That's what's would be. HBO
did not share a premier date for season three, but
it is a it's in production scrap all right. Time
for your birthdays and your portal birthday both show this shiday,
we're gonna it's shiver. We're gonna sit because he was like,
it's shivery, and you know, we don't do what we do,

(01:40:49):
all right. Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to our
Citio Hall Nice. He is sixty nine years old today,
Say yeah, that's right, miss Greg Greg has RG three.
Robert griffrom the third when the Heisman Trophy now works
as an NFL analyst for ESPN. He's thirty five. Josh Brolin,

(01:41:10):
the older brother Brandon in the Goonies, Nthanos and Avengers,
Infinity War and Cable and Deadpool two. He's fifty seven. A. J.
Nadou Samir in Office Space is fifty three. Christina Ricci
is forty five. You Got Mother f and Michael McDonald
rock Legend k Yamo be there, or, as Paul Rudd

(01:41:34):
said in the forty year old version, if I have
to hear Yamo be there one more time, I'm going
to Yamo burn this place to the ground. He's seventy three.
Gucci Mane is forty five. Joanna Kerns from Growing Pains
is seventy two. Michael Ironside, the character actor, has been
in a bunch of sub total recall Top Gun. He's
seventy five. And Judy Bloom, the author of classic kids books.

(01:41:57):
I read all her books. Those were books as read
back when I was Judy Bloom and then Beverly Cleary
book Yep. Judy Bloom is eighty seven years old Tales
of a fourth Grade Nothing. Today's porno birthday is Delilah Day,
and she has mouthed more bones than a dog in

(01:42:17):
one hundred and forty three Fine films, including Sluttie. Simon
says she was in Delilah's Face Gets Drenched Volume one. Oh,
she was in Hollywood Hills Foot Motel. She was fantastic
and boned again virgin. Also Probation Masturbation Volume one. She
was in Delilah's shows off her pink parts. Also, I

(01:42:39):
want to see my stepsister's boobs. Oh sure, and who
can forget her unforgetable role you guys in Lesbian ass
Eaters Volume four.

Speaker 6 (01:42:47):
Oh yeah, that was a particularly good volume.

Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
Yeah, yeah, that was one tasty dish. Delilah Day, who
is twenty seven years old today, and that is your
porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Wednesday morning.
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(01:43:55):
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we call them, the business a tease.

Speaker 6 (01:44:08):
We'll tell you this. It's a bum out.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
It's a total bum out. And I actually got a
couple things and once you mentioned it to me, I
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people are allergic to. Do you have a strange allergy?
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(01:44:53):
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