FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 13th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody morning.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
I'd say it's Thursday. It's a pre Friday rip. It
is February the thirteenth, twenty twenty five. My name is Wody.
That is Menace. Yeah, we have got Ginagran. There's a
hole in this two where Greg Gory should normally be
sitting between Menace and Gina Grant. But he is out
again today. Hopefully he'll be back on Monday. He's, you know,

(01:08):
dealing with the situation with his brother, as we've talked
about all this week. But he's still out today, but
we're thinking in sending love to Greg. We've got Sea
Mass There is Sammy. Hello, Bort is here. He's in
the Woody Show production department. We've got Morgan Our as
socio producer, ron Our video producer. You on the phones
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See coming up toy today news headlines, also the latest
in the world of entertainment with Birthday's Porno Birthday that
is before the end of this hour and then later

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on in the morning. Talking about some allergies, but not
like the typical like seasonal allergies. No, we're talking about
like these weird allergies that people have, Like, what's the
strangest allergy that either that maybe it's somebody that you know,
or maybe you've got it some really weird ass out
There are some crazy ones out there, like latex, right, bros.
Yeah yeah, sorry, sorry lady.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
How coincidental that all of us in this room, the
males are all allergic to latex. I know, it's so
strange trillion.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, but anyway, So, what's a strange allergy either that
you've got or someone that you know has got. But
we're going to introduce you to somebody and let's see
if you can beat this. Yeah, it's like where everybody
has to show your cards. Yeah, let's see if you
could beat what Gina was telling me about. She brought
some some audio in that share this. This poor guy
feels so bad for this dude. Yeah, so that's coming

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up for you this morning and more here on the
Woody Show. Call in, text in and we will have
a little news about animals. You guys, start starting with
some Dougan news because this is a story. I saw
a lot of coverage about it yesterday. But the twenty
twenty five Westminster Kennel Dog Club Show or the Club

(03:03):
and the Kennel Club Dogs Show, whatever it is, love
a good dog show. Yeah. So anyway, the big winner,
because I know a lot of you are very interested,
Monty the Giant Schnauzer. What is a giant Schnauzer? Best
in Show marks the first time a giant Schnauzer has
won the big title. Monty is five years old. Previously
won the working group for three consecutive years. The show,

(03:25):
by the way, now and it's one hundred and forty
ninth year, incredible and it was back in Madison Square
Garden in New York City. About three thousand dogs compete
every year with seven group winners trying to grab that
top prize. A whippet named Bourbon took second place, but
everybody was very excited with the with the big winning announcement.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Our best in show At the ninth annual Westminster Kennel
Club Dog Show, I choose the giant Schnauzer.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
Incredible, so money, the Magnificent your twenty twenty five best show.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
A giant Schnauzer. A giant So.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
Those are the beard dogs that had like the old
man beard and the giant ones are about two feet
tall and about sixty eight pounds or so.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
The giant Schnauzers from the follow upnews dot com desk
famous runaway dog Scrim Scrim dog in New Orleans has
finally been caught after months he's been avoiding being captured.
Seventeen pound Mutt became a local celebrity and it got
national attention for his ability to escape and survive on

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these streets even through really bad weather. Now, the woman
who runs an animal rescue organization led the effort to
go find him. The volunteers use cameras and sightings to
track him down, and after many many botched attempts, Scrim
was finally caught in a cat trap. Oh yeah, that's
a dog. How embarrassing. Yeah yeah, they remember. They were

(05:06):
trying nets, all kinds of stuff. But he is safe.
He's healthy, one of those and he's gonna be placed
with a new family. I wonder if he'll escape from
the new family. But they say they're gonna they're gonna
fit him with a GPS locate him, finally, locate him immediately.
He's a filthy, little looking mutt.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, he's pretty mangy thing. Well, I'm sure he cleans up. Well. Yeah.
Do you ever see those videos where they take like
some really ragged homeless dude who's got like tons of hair,
and they bring him in and they shower him up. Yeah,
they they give him the shaves and they put him
in some really nice clothes. You're like, that doesn't even
look like the same.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
They do that with the animals too, when they're all
like messed up and stuff.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Oh yeah, yeah. Uh did you see this video we
were talking about that crazy fish. Yeah, we were talking
about that. But then there was this other video that
somebody sent me where there was this live before This
is in China and this Mermaid performer. Yea, did you
say terrifying? So she's doing a show and there's this

(06:08):
giant sturgeon in the tank with her and it attacks her.
It engulfs her head with its mouth. I thought that
was like a shark. That's what I thought so when
I first saw the video. But no, it turns out
to giant sturgeon the little whiskers. The aquarium's management offered
her just one hundred dollars in compensation what and that
urged her to keep it quiet. But of course there

(06:29):
are people social media. Yeah, people had the video and
it quickly went viral.

Speaker 7 (06:33):
Sturgeons Because sturgeons are caviar fishes, they have teeth.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
It literally just like put its entire mouth over her head.
That thing was huge.

Speaker 6 (06:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Yeah, Now the woman in the Mermaid costume, she got
the medical attention that she needed. She said that she
is going to return to work when she's fully recovered.
But how do you recover?

Speaker 8 (06:52):
Right?

Speaker 6 (06:52):
What do you mean how do you recover its injury?

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Did it just kind of mouth her head?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Right?

Speaker 7 (06:56):
And here's the thing. Sturgeon's actually I didn't even realize this.
They famously do not have teeth. Not only that, they
have like basically a vacuum cleaner socket.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
It looked like a hammer.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
I mean they're huge, they're enormous fish, but their bottom feeders,
I mean it would it would freak you out, but
you know, like a big deal.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
She smelled some water and finally there's a sad donkey
in the news here in wood he show Animal News.
His name is e Or. He had lived alone his
whole life in someone's backyard and wasn't great with other animals.
But then his owner died. He was taken in by
a sanctuary called Home for Hoofs, so they brought in

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e Or the donkey. Now. The woman who runs it
wanted to give him something to do, so she tossed
a big yoga ball there into the pen and man,
he played with that thing constantly. He loved his yoga ball,
but then it popped. Oh no, people on social media
heard about it started setting more and more yoga balls,
ended up with about forty of them. She says that

(07:57):
he still plays with them, but he doesn't need them
as much anymore. Asked me why why, Yeah, he's dead,
he died. No, because he made his first ever donkey
friend with three other rescue donkeys that she brought in,
and he's so happy that she's renamed him Earl. No
more ee Or, because e Or, she said, just seemed
too depressing. Here she is on local TV news talking

(08:21):
about e Or I'm sorry not e or talking about Earl.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
The excitement was just like pure joy for him.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
It's just nice for him to be part of a
family and they can do donkey things together. So it's
really exciting. Yeah, so they can do donkey things together.
They can donkey out.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Is that kind of like goat activities? Goat adventures to
goat adventures?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Nov he no more goat adventures.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
What did donkeys do besides carrie coffee from the mountains?
I don't know, but he's.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Doing It's fun. No donkeys.

Speaker 7 (08:53):
Uh they carry axes and picks for the prospectors. Sure,
they pull your wagons that yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Uh were talking like what's the purpose of some of
these like, uh, you can drink tequila? Cool if you
cut holes for their ears? Yeah, yeah, everyone knows that.

Speaker 9 (09:09):
Oh somebody texted in and said, like they scare other
like like pest animals.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
Oh yeah, they're like they're good as for like wolf
and coyote to Terrance, my mom almost got a donkey once.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
Then what happened? Uh, it just didn't. It didn't happen,
and we're trying to get it. You know, there was
a radio DJ that we knew you guys know Bean
from Kevin E. B. He was moving and he had
a he had a donkey and I was trying to
coordinate with him to get the donkey to my mom's house.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
But here here's that clip by the way, the stubborn
goat and this is gonna be the end of goat Adventures.

Speaker 10 (09:42):
Oh no way, babe, the ghosts from top of my gee.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Get down, get down, that's my je What how did
you get up there? Calm down.

Speaker 10 (10:00):
Down from there, come come here, come here to me, Shirley.
He said, come on, hawk, you're going to scratch up
my jeet.

Speaker 11 (10:10):
Now get damn. This is a big no no. Now
you're gonna stay damn. That is going to be the
end of goat Adventures.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
You can milk donkeys, yeah you can. Yeah, so they are.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
It's pretty similar to cow's milk, but not as much
with the with the goat. Remember I went to that
goat dairy Farman, Maui. It's called Surfing Goat Dairy.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
And they had surfboards that the goats can stand on
so like in their pins and stuff, so.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Certified and a loud Goat Adventures. Yeah, they were surfing
dog It was awesome.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
The other club I know that we loved was remember
the guy he got reunited with his donkey and they
were separated for a while, and then he was so
excited the donkeys. Oh that's how excited the donkey is.
Starts freaking out the guy. Hey, the night okay, he's crying.

(11:18):
Me and Mama good busa okay, bustle anyway.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Donkeys and sturgeon and doggies.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
We having the baby to get the morning started here
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Speaker 4 (11:43):
Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
We're into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It's a Thursday morning of pre Friday. It's
February the thirteenth, twenty twenty five. What are you that's menace?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (11:59):
We got Gina, Grady Sea Bass is here. We got
Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. I don't know how I.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Missed this story earlier in the week.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
I'm a hockey dad.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Yeah, and I see some of these parents.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
And anytime you have a kid in sports, you know
some of the parents take it away too serious. Oh
they're more serious than the kid, even though we're talking,
and even when they're younger. Yeah, like young kids and
it's not that big a deal. How are they're going pro?
But guess it's just the stream Adam during the game
off the court, I forget exactly what happened. But by
uh my, Butter Rizzuto, who I used to do the

(12:37):
show with in Saint Louis years ago, he got like
banned from from the ice rink. Nice, he's serious at
one point. What uh it's called being passionate. And I
forget exactly what happened, but all the parents were on
his side.

Speaker 9 (12:54):
It's usually fighting with the reps. And yeah, I forget
exactly what happened.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
But yes, anyway, he got banned from the ice ram
but yeah, there was his dad in Seattle, and I
don't again, no, I don't know. I have my apologies.
I don't know two of the other fellow hockey dads
out there, how I missed the story. But he is
facing misdemeanor assault charges after he shoved two referees at
his son's hockey game last weekend. Now the two referees

(13:19):
are kids, they're twelve and fourteen years old. Yeah, they're
a little punch. I don't know what they're doing. Hey,
got straighten them out.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
How they can learn.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Dude, it's one thing. Okay, you're gonna go fight an adult,
which I don't condone, but at least it's an adult
to an adult. But you see, these are kids.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
And by the way, if if the refs are children,
that means the people the people playing are little children.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So anyway, shoves the two knock referees
under their back, and the dad said he was just
defending his son after his son got into some kind
of scuffle with a player on the opposite team. Apparently,
the dad told the police that his son was punched
and kicked for about thirty seconds, which I don't know
someone would, but the other athlete and the referees did

(14:03):
nothing to stop that assault, so he attacked them. But
after the incident, the man told the cops that he
was not aware that the referee was a juvenile and
said that he would fully cooperate in the investigation.

Speaker 12 (14:14):
Yeah yeah, hockey kids are big.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Damn. The kid reps ended up being fine, But damn.

Speaker 9 (14:22):
Oh my god, that's amazing, and that's that's normal. I mean,
this happens everywhere where my kid plays baseball. There's a
big sign that says coaches coach, players play, parents cheer
because they're so they're so used to, you know, parents
running on the field and.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Yeah, I mean, oh, I played baseball for a year
and then seven years of soccer and never witness any
of that stuff. Is that like a new wave?

Speaker 5 (14:48):
I think so? Well? Parents, I remember when I played
baseball growing up, there were always parents who were yelling
and screaming, getting into it the yumps. The yumps would
throw them out and say you gotta leave, like they
couldn't be at the ballfield anymore. They had like leave
the whole civilized back then. Yeah, no, I mean this
is Jersey I'm talking about. Maybe I had something to do.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
With other people. It was Jersey in the eighties and nineties,
early nineties.

Speaker 13 (15:12):
It also usually has to do with how competitive the
team is versus like just to sign up whatever kind
of game, or if you're like building up on this
sport with your kids.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
See that's also different because like even if it's you know,
a competitive thing, yeah, you know it's not. It's not
the pro there's no nil deal going on, you know,
like there's no This is just how parents are wired.
It's a recreational league. Yeah, exactly. You've brought great shame
to our family.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
I know that the parents did complain about me once
because there was some like mix up and I was
in a I was older, in a younger league, and
so I was bigger than the other kids, and I
was knocking them over like crazy, and I end up
the parents. The parents complained and I got a yellow card.

Speaker 7 (15:57):
Oh no, that's the advantage of menaces, you know, lack
of reading and writing skills.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
No, it was something about my you know, your your
birthday being in late October or something always.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Yeah, but I knocked these kids over like crazy for
a whole game. He's on the air. I don't know
if he'll pick up.

Speaker 9 (16:17):
Oh nice, yeah, crossover.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Yeah, it's the hot line number called the hot line.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Yeah, he's on the air up.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
I mean, it's one thing to yell and scream and
be a dick, but to get on the ice, which
is what happened here. Shove it somebody who can't even
get a driver's license. And if you watched the video,
the kid like he's hurt because he's not seeing it
coming and then I don't wear the same kind of
padding or.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
If any padding that the kids do.

Speaker 7 (16:46):
So he's like grabbing his back because he goes right
of the ice, which is, by the way hard.

Speaker 9 (16:50):
Yeah, and the and the ref's parents weren't there because
they would have beat the hell out of this.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Yeah, also true. I don't think you imagine seeing your
kid get knocked around by Typically the parents of the
referees don't show up to cheer them on. No, that's true.

Speaker 8 (17:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
Text from the seven to four from our friends listening
on one of five nine of the acts in Pittsburgh.
My son plays travel basketball for Shaler And you're right,
parents get really into almost starting a fight. These are
fifth grade kids. I try to set a good example
for my son. It's okay to be competitive, it's not
okay to be a sore loser or to be rude. Yeah,
try to, you know, teach my kid to be humble. Also,

(17:29):
I mean, no offense. I agree with all that. But
if you're kids in a travel team at eleven years old, Yeah, yeah,
you got time for that. Oh dude, yeah said no.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Way.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
I said, we said no way. We're not traveled parents.
We're not that cool. You know thet them. Yeah, we're
not that great parents. They're not enough teams near you
there are that's the thing. You could do that, but
they're not as competitive, they're not as uh you know,
they're not as fun, right, you know. And so my
son's been begging to play travel hockey as a kid.
I've loved to do it. But yeah, yeah, yeah, all

(18:01):
mar friends got to go to Hawaii and.

Speaker 12 (18:04):
Set up carpools and stuff.

Speaker 13 (18:06):
The coaches are always going through coaches car I did
that a lot.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
There's this podcast I listened to. I love it.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
It's called Group Chat, and a couple of the guys
our parents, and they said, you know, their kids are
all into this and all of it. And it has
to do with America because we like do way more
practices and way more games. It's one hundred percent money
grab to like with all these leagues.

Speaker 9 (18:26):
Well, because of the sports go all year round. Now
there's no seasons anymore, so there's.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
No breaks the leagues and stuff. Yeah all right. So
my my friend Razuto, his kid plays travel hockey, and
he was one of the people's like, oh, really, you're
not gonna let him do it? I go no, man,
I spend my whole weekend, especially like a holiday weekend,
Memorial Day weekend. We're in a hockey tournament first days
and we have to travel sometimes fly to where God like.
That is not how I'm spending my free time. I

(18:52):
work very hard during the week I'm not spending I'll
go to the game, I'll take him to practice and
things like that, and that's like a couple three hours
here or there, not an entire three day weekend. I
am not that kind of parent. You can call me
a bad parent. I don't care. I'm just not cut
out for them. I'm just not that into them.

Speaker 13 (19:10):
I know a lot of parents who love it because
they become friends with all the other parents, and then
it's like they're going on trips every weekend with their
friends and they all get very drunk, by the way,
that's what he said, you know, events, and they're having
a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Number one, not that big of a drinker. Number two,
not interested in socializing with a bunch of people I
don't really know all that well. And I'm in number three.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Oh, well, you could get to know and they could
become your friends. I don't wantny more friends.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Yeah, I have a lot of friends. I had plenty
of like I have my people. I'm good. Yeah, I'm
pushing fifty. I'm a good spot.

Speaker 9 (19:42):
There is a lot of that, like CLICKI ish and
yeah it gets crazy.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
What about Okay, everything he said is has been all
about you. Boy? What about the kid is really?

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Is he going to get himself there?

Speaker 6 (19:54):
What do you mean there's like I mean, I know
there's kids that just kind of go on their own
and their parents doesn't travel with them the entire time.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
He plays hockey. He likes hockey, so he plays. Yeah, right,
and we do all kinds stuff. If he makes the
high school team, well then yeah there is some but
that's like little regional stuff whatever with the team. And yes,
once you're in high school, yeah you can go. If
we can't make it or don't want to or whatever,
you can go with one of the other kids. But
like when you're talking about eleven years old, twelve years old, I.

Speaker 12 (20:24):
Did travel soccer when I was like nine.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
Yeah, Like here's the thing I could I could maybe
maybe understand it if they have a chance of going pro.
But that's one literally one in a million. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
And how do you know.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Yeah, and you don't get ten kids on a team.

Speaker 7 (20:40):
Offense and if Samy's parents want to do it, fine,
but she's not going to ever go pros as like to.

Speaker 12 (20:46):
Stay active and we like soccer.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
No, I was.

Speaker 13 (20:48):
Here's the problem. Me and my sister were only a
year apart. My sister was good at soccer.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
I was okay.

Speaker 13 (20:53):
She made the A team and I made the B
team of travel soccer. So now we're on two different
teams traveling. So yeah, so you just set up purpools
and other things.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
That's the other thing too. We have two kids, right,
so if one's doing something, the other one's gonna end
up wanting to do something like that or something similar.
You could be in that situation not uc you know
what I'm getting any ideas, and we do have We
do have a kids and activities they each kids pick
one activity at a time because you can get over scheduled.
And then that's your that's your that's your fault. If

(21:23):
you're a parent and you say, oh, we have too much,
that's because you signed them up for too much. Who
put them on there? We have uh some mutual friend
medicine eye and their kids like in a thousand things,
three different dance classes, a vocal coach for singing, swimming,
ice skating, piano piano is a teenager. No, she's five.

Speaker 13 (21:45):
It's actually more common when you're young to be doing
a bunch of different things so you can find out
what you're kind of like, nische is going to be
or whatever you like.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
But I did meet up with them at a traveling
dance competition and it looked pretty fun.

Speaker 13 (21:58):
And you do have to be a multiple dance bass
because you have tap and jazz and ballet and different.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Yeah, at the same time, if you sign up for that,
that's what you do. But that that's your fault that
you signed up for all that. Yeah, so don't don't
you been running like crazy? I just feel like a
taxi service. Well, you'll have parent parents say that all
the time. I'm not the chauffeur, yeah are Yeah, you
signed up for it.

Speaker 7 (22:23):
Well, Sammy, you had to be on the B team
of traveling soccer because you didn't have grass fields where
you grew up, right like near your house.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
So you can just play because you're just a kid
running around.

Speaker 13 (22:34):
Because because when you're little, it's in town soccer and
you play all those and then as you get older,
it becomes travel soccer to play other towns.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Okay, so, uh, Rito's on the air, but just text
me back. He said, Uh, his kid was cross checked
in the head twice. REF told him to shut up
because the you know, is like, dude, what the hell?

Speaker 14 (22:53):
Man?

Speaker 5 (22:53):
REF told him to shut up and that was like
a trigger, and he said he went crazy. Oh I
kind of get that. I went crazy.

Speaker 9 (23:00):
Yeah, I support it. No, I mean now that you're
a band, but you're you're never coming back.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
I mean, yeah, you had money on the game though, right.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
Why I get that if the rep's incompetent, which is
quite possible at thirteen years old.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
No, did you punch them or just yell me? That's
the question.

Speaker 9 (23:16):
Because the kid gets cross check twice, you say something,
they tell you to shut up.

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Well then you think you leave, You take you kids
and leaves say we're not, We're not. This is unsafe.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
I'm leaving.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
I like street justice. Okay, I could say like, of course,
but if you're pushing your kid to get some kind
of scholarship, you know, you're kind of looking forward to,
you know, once they get to a college age. Yeah,
trying to get some kind of scholarship. Yeah, smaller school,
you know, maybe you're not can play D one, but.

Speaker 12 (23:39):
You know D three or something.

Speaker 7 (23:41):
Yeah, do they have this thing this this maybe like
I guess a feeder school like.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
A high school, then they can maybe practice. You can
we google that? Just yelled.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Okay, but even I got scholarships, you don't really got
to do all the Yeah for sports, for filmmaking, for
winning the spelling baby, for a ton of money, but
what for though.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Minutes, just for exactly like what was the what kind
of scholarship was you have to submit? Like a how
to submit like videos that I edited and stuff like that. Nice,
that's weird.

Speaker 7 (24:14):
Because I got I got. I got into uh Washington,
the University of Washington, which is in St. Louis, and
they gave you like five grand a year just for existing.
I was like, okat, yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Well I've brought this up on the air before and
I don't know if it's still around, But I had
friends that like got scholarships just because they lived near
a target, like you mean gave out scholarships. Yeah, So
if that's everybody, everybody lives near a target, thenis race
is a good point? Like look all that stuff is
held so much. They have scholarships for being left handed.

Speaker 7 (24:44):
I found that out the easy way, like the Lions
Club all those places, a little like if you dnk around,
you can scholarship.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
And that's what Dave Ramsey been saying. That's what he'd
been saying, you can get a debt free degree. Yeah.
I think I got about forty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
Wow, good for you, you girls special. You didn't finish
how many crusts you need?

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Menas?

Speaker 6 (25:10):
I think I needed, Like, I think I needed like
two or three more classes.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Do what I'm doing? Was that for like a bachelor
for everything? For a Bachelor's.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
I pushed all the believe it or not, all the
English classes class no ish, I just took all the
fun stuff.

Speaker 9 (25:33):
Yeah, I'm doing I'm studying primating habits right now with
Bonobo's there, freaks.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
I'm holding out for an honorary degree. What are you
done with that?

Speaker 9 (25:43):
By the way, I have one more class.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Okay? What does that?

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Me?

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Explained to somebody who's on edge. Okay, so what month
are we in? February?

Speaker 9 (25:51):
So I take these minimesters, so they pack in everything
in like four weeks. So that's I'm constantly busy. So
my next class is the last one I know. But
how long is It'll be like six weeks?

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Six weeks. Okay, that's not bad. Yeah, that'll be that.
You're so close. I know I took. What are to
do with that useless degree? After that? Literally? Nothing? All right?
Because the stuff that you keep talking about, you're writing
papers onto.

Speaker 9 (26:12):
Your study because I want, I mean, I want to
go to grad school at some point, and I can't
do that if I don't have a college degree.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Okay, well, grad school four. I hate to ask, like four.

Speaker 9 (26:22):
You already know I want to in another life, I
would like to be a researcher in psychology.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
The stuff that you say, living in the Congo blah
blah blah blah, like whatever those things that you say, it's.

Speaker 9 (26:39):
Still a Bachelor of General Science requirement. Crap that didn't
exist when I was a young reper snapper in college.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
Cause, by the way, I'll be damned it's a parent.
If I'm paying for that, you better get that target
left handed for it.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
The sardine eater.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Franchise. Yeah yeah, live in a house that has an
odd street number.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
Scholarship you better get all the because I ain't paying
for that crown.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
With a little extra effort, I think we can up
our likability. The show'll be right back. Fast back to
the show. As we were talking about kids and sports
and bad sports parents and Yep mentioned my buddy Rizuto
who had gotten banned from the ice rink for a
solid year. We found out that was all about didn't

(27:21):
punch anybody. It was just a yelling match, but I
guess it was pretty intense. And then uh talked about
that dad in Seattle who shoved the two referees.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
Who turned out to be twelve and fourteen years old.

Speaker 15 (27:31):
There's a video of it, by the way, I see
that it was on Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
And then got into a whole conversation about kids and
being in how many activities and you running around like
an idiot? And I said, well, I'm my wife and
I where's not those kind of parents? And you know
where does we refuse? But somebody out of the text said, uh,
te three two three what you had your life, bro,
it's for your kid? Do it create memories? That's from Jamie?
Are you dad not the option? Well hold on, no,

(27:59):
I'm just going to throw this out there. I've said
this a number of times. I've said, when I die,
I would love to come back as my kids.

Speaker 8 (28:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
So anybody in this room, because you know, you know
my family, you know what the you know what, what kind
of life they have? Okay, does anybody in this room
feel bad for my kids in their life at all?
Not even for one second. Anyway, It's fantastic. Yeah, it's
a dream, it's a life. I mean, look, and I
had a you know, I had good parents, and you know,

(28:29):
I like dying friends, you know nice. You know, we
lived in a I have my own room. You know,
nothing close to what these little bastards says.

Speaker 7 (28:38):
And the only two options aren't Hey, I get to
go everywhere I want every weekend and oh let me
live my life nothing.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Yeah, it's not like we make them sit home and
they never do anything. It's the only two options they're Okay, Jamie,
I say, I appreciate what you're saying. Maybe that's for you, Jamie.
Don't don't worry about the kids. My kids are just fine.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
But the issue is I think they don't know how
good they have it.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
The problem, Yeah, my son, my son is now that
he's got that job and he earns money, and like
he he sees how much things cost, the innavigation for
how much or how long you have to work to
earn x number of dollars and goes okay, And so
then he looks around and he sees like whatever, he
just he.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Sees how life works in his life.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Uh you know, and it's a dog. This is not reality.
This doesn't last forever like this. Yeah, you're gonna have
to at some point provide this for yourself. And then eventually,
when I'm old, you're gonna have to do this for me, right,
and ye will go so far.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
So like on Christmas morning, instead of opening up all
the nice presents, we're going to go feed like kids
at the superhitch.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
I don't want to do that exactly. I mean to
send them so they understand, like, uh, you know, if
there's an option where you could pay to skip line somewhere,
like an immus, like you know whatever it is that
I do that, because guess what, Dad doesn't want to
wait in line. Yeah, and so if they offer that,
that's what I buy. But you be like shack, like no, no, no,
you don't have money. I have money. I say that
all the time. I say that all the time. I said,

(30:06):
what are you talking about our money? But he said, no, no, no,
my money.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Yeah, you have nothing.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Yeah, but now that he's working, you know, he's a
little entrepreneur and.

Speaker 9 (30:16):
I love that he works his own hours to buy
the family Halloween decorations.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
It's not for the family. That's certainly his stuff. It's
not like he keeps it in his room like you
know he does. But that is for him, the same
way that buying the front of the line passes at
theme parks and stuff. That's for me. It's not for
it's not for their experience. Yeah, I'm fine with them
waiting in line. That's from my experience. The finish line. Yeah,

(30:42):
daddy doesn't want to drive.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
I get that.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Daddy got the helicopter to go to the hockey game.
Let's not forget that. Yeah, these kids they're they're fine.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Yeah, but just the full understanding, like that's not a
regular thing. Oh yeah, I make that. I make that
very clear.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Yeah, And you know, we we do things a lot
to not like go down the soup kitchens and stuff
like that. But well, here's what you're here's what you're responsible,
here's how this works, and you know if they do
go to other places, like, it's not we're setting them
up when they're going places with the way that we
would go if we were going with them or.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
As a family could fly steerage and do like a
mission trip. Yeah. Yeah, someday they'll fly economy.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Like yeah, Bill Wells.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
And it is tough. You know, it's tough because you
always want, you know, you want good stuff. You want
you want your kids to have a better life or
a better upbringing than you have, more opportunity than you had.
And it's it's tough when you're trying to keep you know,
you're trying to keep people level or grounded. Yeah, because

(31:47):
it is hard even and I'm not talking about like
necessarily my situation in particular, just in general, oh, just
the just the average person about like, hey, at some point,
you're gonna have to pay your own rent, regardless of
their living current where your your current situation is. Eventually
you can't live here. But they don't really clock that.
They have to get it, but you set them up

(32:08):
like you have to move out. You're gonna have to
you know, get your own place. You're gonna have to
figure out how to get yourself from place to place.
You're gonna have to figure out, like financially, what the
recent you know what the priorities are for your bills,
and you know what you can can't do from a
disposable income perspective, if anything for a while.

Speaker 9 (32:25):
Right, But that's the thing. I mean, kids inherently lack empathy.
They just don't know. But like, do they do they understand?
Do they have they ever heard about your high school experience?

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Yeah, they get a little bit, a little bit. Okay,
he was, he was on the traveling high school team.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
I was the freshman year. I did freshman year in
New Jersey, sophomore year in Oregon, junior year in Alabama,
senior year in Pittsburgh. You must have been a big star, dude.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Your parents had no weekend time.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
I know my parents had nothing but time. Yeah, because
they had to deal with me Monday through Friday, Saturday. Yeah.
Outward boundary All right?

Speaker 11 (33:08):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Well, Gina Grad is gonna have some of the trending
news headlines that'll be next year on the Woody Show,
this show. If you know what I'm saying, Hi, Jeni Grad,
what are the trending news headlines today.

Speaker 9 (33:19):
NFL wide receiver Kadarius Tony has been arrested in Georgia.
Apparently he puts his hands around a woman's neck, then
took her phone to stop her from calling the cops.
He's been charged with aggravated assault, strangulation, stupidity, obstruction or
hindering an emergency call.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
He's not on bail. He's also not on a team
right now. Right, I was gonna say, because he was
who was he with? He was with the Browns his
past season. He was with the Browns before the two seasons.
I think before then he was with he was like, yeah,
he was a Giants number one draft pick and then
he went to the Chiefs and he was there for
a couple so he got a super Bowl out of that.
We don't claim him, uh and well, nobody claims him

(33:58):
right now because he wasn't a team even the he's
not even on the Browns anymore. That's bad.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Well.

Speaker 9 (34:02):
Yeah, woman ended up with marks on her neck and
a small hemorrhage in her eyes.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
She was taking the hospital to get checked out. She's okay.
And yeah, Cadarius currently a free agent. Yeah, please sure
someone will pick them up now on the streets. Yeah,
probably got some money, so she'll get some money out
of it.

Speaker 9 (34:18):
A judge in Boston says the Trump administration can go
ahead with its plan to offer federal workers money to
quit their jobs. The judge decided that worker unions can't
sue to stop this plan because it doesn't directly hurt them.
This is a big win for Trump, as many of
his other plans have been stopped in court. About seventy
five thousand workers, which is about four percent of those
who could have agreed to leave their jobs but still

(34:40):
get paid until September.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
And you see, that's the rub that I'm hearing about
that they're not quite confident that if you take that
deal you'll actually get paid. Yeah. Yeah, so that's the
because I'm thinking, like, okay, well, nobody's forcing anybody out.
It's an option, and you would get the seven months
whatever it is. And so I wasn't getting deal. Yeah,
I was an understanding why so why why would this

(35:02):
be the best thing? And so the fear because it's
not funded apparently yet, it would have to get funded
through Congress to pay these people. And if that doesn't
happen or whatever goes wrong there, then they're out and
then they're they're not getting paid.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Yeah, I thought the process was a little bit weird
of just replying to an email.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Yeah, I mean that.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
Gets the ball rolling.

Speaker 7 (35:21):
It's not the final taking the polls.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
I found some of those guys. I mean, the one
person I was talking to this woman and uh, she
actually started her own business and I go to her
place and but she still has a job in the
Armed Forces, which and she's been in there for decades,
and she's, you know, she's like, I'm gonna take that
deal today she got offered. No, she's one of the
people that was able to take that deal. And she's like, oh, well,

(35:46):
I guess I was going to retire from that and
then I'll just focus on this full time for business.
And then she's like, well, I guess that's off, and
now I guess it's back on. So congratulations on your
retirement from them. Thank you for your service.

Speaker 16 (36:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (36:03):
The White House see that four percent said they take
the deal, but the White House would rather it be
five or ten percent. So they're trying to figure it
out that out, and yeah, the decision might affect other cases.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
They just lay off the rest stop it. Yeah, because
that's what they're talking about.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
Even if you didn't take the deal, didn't mean that
you if you stayed that you were necessarily going to
be around, right, because they still want to make more cuts. Yeah,
so that was the thing. It's like, all right, you
could take this deal and have seven months severance, or
you could risk it stick around, but there's no guarantee, yeah,
that you won't end up getting laid off anyway.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
The people who know they're worthless know that they're worthless.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
No, that's the thing, and we have that around here,
these people that are doing this building. There's a couple
of cockroaches around here that have somehow survived, like massive
cuts to the company. Yeah, we fired everybody around low
hanging fruit that just barely do enough to get by.
And I don't know how they politic and keep their
jobs because they really don't do anything. And it seems
like we're not the only ones who know. Everybody knows

(36:58):
except for the people who make that decision.

Speaker 9 (36:59):
That's skill into itself. Stick around when you don't have good.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Sometimes we say, you know, I believe you have my
deep lie. They could to your network, is your networth?
They got somebody?

Speaker 9 (37:11):
Yeah, maybe, Well a two seater EA eighteen Growler Fighter
jet crashed into the San Diego Harbory yesterday.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Thankfully, the two pilots.

Speaker 9 (37:19):
On board were able to eject themselves from the jet
before it crashed.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Up there with the slide. Yeah, exactly, the pilot, I
mean to be a jeck. Diation'd be kind of cool.
That'd be kind of cool. But I heard you get hurt. Yeah, yeah,
but barely. It's very high potential for injury. Well, yeah,
but you live.

Speaker 9 (37:36):
Both pilots are said to be in good condition after
being rescued, but they of course on a medical watch.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Just to be safe.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
Yeah, it didn't work out for Goose, but that's exactly right.

Speaker 9 (37:44):
They're now investing what the hell caused the crash and uh.
A twenty twenty four national survey found that kids are
seeing social media ads for marijuana, which is increasing their
interest in trying it. Oh really, Under the Controlled Substance Act,
it's illegal to advertise the sale of weed or use
of weed using public radio waves or across state lines.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Unfortunately. Yeah, but I heard it.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
I heard a like a some state had it. They
were they were advertising it on the radio, and there
was a forty five second disclaimer at the end, like
in Mariana.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
I mean I caused blah blah blah blah blah. I
know the smaller cities that they just do it because
they're their radio stations can't make money, so they just
take their risk. I've heard these ads.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Well, they don't like it.

Speaker 9 (38:24):
And according to the survey, over seven percent of eighth graders,
sixteen percent of tenth graders, and twenty six percent of
twelveth graders says they've used cannabis in the past year.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
You know, figuring out parents the ad thing. I don't
get on social media ads, I just may I don't
see it.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
Well are you?

Speaker 5 (38:43):
I mean I spent I see content, but I don't
see ads.

Speaker 9 (38:45):
Yeah, well, they're out there, and that's what's going on when.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
You Yeah, sometimes I wonder even for some of these
prescription medication things, Oh god, like is that legit? We'll
just send it to you in the mail.

Speaker 9 (38:56):
Yeah, and we advertise these direct to consumer all contrast,
but't allow that some of.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
That boner stuff that hell yeah, well I'm not not
that one specifically, but you know the ones that like,
there are some that are you know, uh, I saw
one that was like, if you have a curved penis,
that's Pironi's disease. I'm obsessed. It's crazy, like with like
the Ben Carrot. Yeah it's a Ben Carrott logo. Yeah yeah, yeah,

(39:21):
you got like a dog legged penis, and like there's
an infomercial basically they'll say, oh, call this number and
we'll put you in touch with a doctor who will
you know, straighten your carrot.

Speaker 9 (39:29):
I couldn't believe what I was seeing the first time
I saw that that legal.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
I do think this is asked backwards, but I think
that it is. While it is way easier to advertise
stuff like that when it's not FDA approved, which is
weird because you think if it was FDA approved then
it would be way easier to average.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
I don't care. Yeah, like the supplements and stuff that's
not that doesn't go through the FDA. Oh no, that's
the wild West. Yeah all right, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
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(40:10):
He sent it to his friend Eric.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
We love that.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Yeah, anyway, you got a chance want to win one
of those things? Also, what the note's gonna say? Oh,
we're putting a note in there. Be creative?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
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Speaker 2 (40:23):
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Speaker 5 (40:24):
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(40:45):
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maybe it's a maybe you just went on a first date. Yeah,
maybe your mom's single. Send it to her, you know, yeah,
she might enjoy that. And also, what do you want
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(41:07):
herself arrested. She attacked her ex husband. She was hanging
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(41:28):
set her off, and that's when she attacked him. Well,
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Speaker 6 (41:38):
Oh no.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
When the cops arrived at the house, the ex husband
was waiting for them outside. He told him that she
was inside naked, which she was, and she kept flashing
the officers from the house. She seems so normal. Yeah,
they got her under arrest. They tried to question her,
but they couldn't get a clear story out of her.
She was taken to jail charge with domestic battery. And
she's also allowed to have contact, you know, with the

(42:02):
ex husband, which I'm sure he's pretty psyched about.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
The same contact with dildos you're gonna say that, well,
those things can hurt I've got in the office.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Then we have that big uh, we have that big
rubber fist, speaking of which, yeah, I was.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
I was selling my old rubber fist for charity on eBay,
first part of my moving process. Yeah, guy flaked on
the payment.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
The second bid.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
The second That's not.

Speaker 7 (42:26):
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know what you're saying, but you could then coordinate with
like me and Menace could drive the price up.

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Speaker 7 (42:36):
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the Fun Toys grab bag was like over three hundred dollars, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
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Speaker 5 (42:43):
I'm glad to keep it.

Speaker 11 (42:46):
You.

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Speaker 6 (42:49):
I don't want to cook.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
I don't want to confuse it is obviously we're doing
stuff with butt plugs, and yes, I don't want to
to be confused.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
I'm getting a butt plug or a fist show Valentine's
dated butt plug. Let's uh, let's see, let's go to Nick.
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Speaker 2 (43:02):
Well?

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Nick, you're one of the three people were considering to
win this very coveted Woody Show Valentine's Day butt Plug says,
all in on it now, who would you like to
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Speaker 11 (43:15):
All right?

Speaker 5 (43:15):
And then what would you want the card to say?

Speaker 7 (43:18):
I would want to say, finally, something we can share together.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
Oh babe, that's so nice. Okay, Zach. Hang on one second.
Let's go to Jason. Hey, good morning, Jason, Jason would
show morning? All right? So, Jason, if you win the
Woody Show Valentine's Day butt Plug, who would you send
it to? Hey, it's going to my wife of fourteen years? Okay,

(43:42):
so it's about time to spice things up.

Speaker 15 (43:44):
You got it?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:45):
So, and then, Jason, what would the card say?

Speaker 6 (43:48):
It would say, I want to be the mester to
fill your key.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Stern's Yeah, Hello, I want to fill your keystart all right?
I like that. That's good one, All right, Jason, hang
on one second, and let's get one More's go to Antonio.
What up? Antonio?

Speaker 10 (44:07):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (44:08):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
So?

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Who would you want to send your Whatody Show?

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Butt Plug two?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
To?

Speaker 6 (44:12):
My wife?

Speaker 5 (44:13):
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Twelve years?

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Twelve years? All right, Now, has she been into any
that kind of back door stuff to this point or
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all right, Well Antonio, if you win, what would you
want the card to say?

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Roses are red, violets are blue?

Speaker 7 (44:33):
Like the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
I want to be all in, all in. Yeah, you
might want to add you to the end of the Yeah,
so like roses are red, I'm just I'm spitballing here,
but like rose are red, violencer blue. I want to
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that would like Yeah?

Speaker 6 (44:53):
That his ways better? Okay, okay, yeah, long pause, Yeah,
I like it.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
All right. So between Jason, Nick, and Antonio, who gets
your vote? Gina grad These are really good.

Speaker 9 (45:11):
I was gonna say Zach, but the mister Keister rhyme
is too good. It's got to be Jason.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
All right, I was going Jason, Jason, Jason, all right, Jason, Okay, see, Bess,
you have a vote, you have my vote. Yeah, yeah,
you want the last guy? All right? Okay, Hey, well
congratulations to you, Jason.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
You are the winner. Of the Woodi Show Valentine's.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Day buck pluk kay, you're right on. I mean this
is like one of those things like someday you'll be
able to pass it along to somebody, like it'll be
a keepsake. It's an heirloom. Yeah, because there's only a
certain number of these that were made. That's it. That's it. Well, congratulations,
Hang on one second, we'll get your information. We have
another chance tomorrow morning to win your very own you're

(45:57):
on the Woody Show. We're gonna take a break. And
then I got this crazy stuff about this this woman
with this allergy, and then Gina we were talking about
it off the air, and then Gina said, well I
can one up that. Yeah, she's got a guy, you know,
not just regular seasonal allergies, people that got these wild allergies.
Crazy stuff. Really, it's a massive bum out. I thought

(46:18):
I had a good one. She said that she can
beat that, all right, and that'll be next to her
on the Woody Show. All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah,
all right, So allergies, I mean I've got like some
like whether they go a low grade or just a
minor allergy. I take that daily, like zertech kind of
pill that's really saved my ass from having constant science

(46:42):
infections all the time. Some people like some pretty wild
allergies out there. How do you even leave your house?
Like people that are allergic to sunlight? Have you seen that?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
No?

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Yeah, there's like I saw something on TV. This little
girl she's allergic to some light. She can only go
outside to her parents. They have her on this completely
weird schedule. I mean even the windows in their house
are blacked out. That's so sad. And so they take
her outside the play at night, so they have like
a swing set in the backyard. It was she was
great an interview with the Vampire though, She's like getting yeah,

(47:14):
but like, dude, that sucks. Imagine you know when I
was a kid, I was allergic to the cold.

Speaker 12 (47:23):
Oh yes I was. I break out in hives.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Yes.

Speaker 12 (47:25):
We had to go to the doctor.

Speaker 13 (47:26):
And I'll never forget because I remember my mom being like,
why are you covered in hives?

Speaker 12 (47:31):
You were like getting.

Speaker 13 (47:31):
Ready to go somewhere, and I was like, I don't know.
And we went to the doctor and they couldn't figure
out what was wrong. And then he brought us into
like his office with like his books and stuff, you know,
and he had looked it up. He was researching it,
and he was like, well, it seems to me she's
allergic to the cold, because I was. We've lived in
a place where winters were.

Speaker 12 (47:49):
Harsh, and when it would get really, yeah, very cold,
I would break out in hives.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Weird. I'm looking, uh looking up to say, it's.

Speaker 13 (47:58):
Something that that you is usually in kids and then
you'll grow out of it.

Speaker 9 (48:02):
Is it more of just like you're getting a rash
from like the like, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I don't you got anxiety
about going out in the cold. Yeah? No, what were
you lying about?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Yeah? Look it up.

Speaker 12 (48:17):
No doctor told me I was allergic to the cold.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
I broke out here go. Yes, you can be allergic
to the colds called cold utukaria, a type of physical
allergy where exposure to cold temperatures triggers and allergic reaction.
Symptoms can include red, itchy hives. Man, imagine that. See
I just go to the internet. He had to go
to books. Stupid doctor, swelling especially the hands, lips, or

(48:45):
face severe reactions, including uh extreme cases after swimming in
cold water. Oh okay, Yeah, So anaphylaxis, you know, like, uh, yeah,
it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
They say it's something that may be related to the
immune system reacting abnormally to cold. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
So anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well there's weird I had heard.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
That's a new one. Hadn't heard that one before.

Speaker 9 (49:07):
And there's another real one that I'm going to claim
anytime a trainer comes up to me, is that some
people are allergic to their own sweat.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
I'd love to work out.

Speaker 9 (49:14):
But I have this doctors best excuse ever serious.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
Of course, you got people that are allergic to eggs
or peanuts or you know, different things.

Speaker 9 (49:21):
Do you ever have to do an allergy test? I did,
and they did the little pricky things on your back.
I did all of them.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
See, I didn't do that, but we had to have
our son tested for that because we weren't sure what
was going on. He get these like weird rashes out
of nowhere. We never figured it out. They never were
able to figure out exactly what was going on. Yeah,
but I felt so bad because he was little and
we took him and you know, they had to do
the scratch test on his back and he had all
the I felt so bad because he was. It was irritated. Yeah,

(49:47):
you know, he doesn't really understand yea, because he was
a little kid. I just felt bad.

Speaker 9 (49:50):
And you're right, Sammy, when you're a kid, you grow
out of a lot of this. Because I was allergic
to pineapple, eggs and all root vegetables.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Random.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
And then when I became an.

Speaker 9 (49:58):
Adult and had all these stomach problems, the doc she
was like, so, which one of your parents as celiac.
I was like, not neither, Well you do so that.
I was like, okay, I still love croissant.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
How about this chicken her allergy?

Speaker 17 (50:08):
The condition I have is acadiandota carrier, which is a
bit of a mouthful.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
I couldn't say it for ages.

Speaker 17 (50:14):
There are very few cases in the world in medical literature.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
They do, by the way, I should have said the
warning fun accent a half a carrier. I guesyeah, just
like and she's she's allergic. This, this woman's allergic the
water that's isn't your body mostly water?

Speaker 6 (50:29):
Like world wide?

Speaker 17 (50:31):
Up until I had my daughter, I had no issues
with water at all. Had three baths a day. I
was obsessed with baths, went swim in, did all of
the normal things. Literally the first bath after I had
Willow broke out in this awful rash. When I touch water,
I will firstly, I will itch for a while. Physically

(50:52):
it's quite painful, it's very itchy's and it's just a
prickly feeling, and then it is.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
The full blown rash.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Wouldn't that suck?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
You know?

Speaker 5 (51:00):
What's crazy? Water?

Speaker 6 (51:01):
I have something similar to that, but it's finally gone away.
But oh yeah, well, in the last couple years, swimmers penis?
Is that what that was a swimmers penis? No, it
was called swimmers itch and it was like some yeah reaction.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Yeah, And it wouldn't be like while you were swimming,
it'd be like the day after after.

Speaker 6 (51:20):
Yeah, and I just started getting these rashes. It was crazy.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
But too much chlorine. No, it would be any type
of swimming, any kind of water. But I know you're curious.

Speaker 7 (51:29):
Manas Erdicarrie is from the Latins words ure to burn
and urtica for nettles, like burning nettles or something.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
There was another woman that I was just reading about.
This is a newer story, this nineteen year old woman.
She's also in the UK, and she's allergic to almost everything,
like uh, it first showed up she was a baby.
She would turn blue and pass out and she had
potatoes or bananas, and then she was given, you know,
a diagnosis of the water allergy, which makes her feel

(52:00):
like ants are crawling on her skin when she comes
to any kind of contact with water. But strawberries, key,
we scented shampoos, body washes, regular plain water like I said.
But now doctors give her an injection twice a month
to help her skin tolerate water. But the bad news
is that she's most likely gonna, you know, be on
this for life.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Healthy, They say, it's just not going to uh to improve,
but yeah, that sucks. We were joking about, like, you know,
guys that say they are allergic to latex. Yep, right,
you know, because it is a joke, like it's kind
of just the tip. Sorry, I would use a rubber,
but you know, allergic to latex, which is why I
got to use like a sheep skin, yeah or not.

Speaker 13 (52:41):
Yeah, but that doesn't protect you from STD's only pregnancy.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
That's why you just God, then you use this is
pro tip, siran wrap. Oh wrap it up, yeah literally, yeah,
saran wrap, or you can use like a ziploc bag. Sure, well, yeah, yeah, free.
You just don't want to put it too tight around
the base of your wiener because then, uh, you can
cause some proms that way, But otherwise it's completely safe. Yeah,
or just get a balloon. Yep, absolutely, absolutly that might
be a little tight though. Oh sure. Now, speaking of which,

(53:06):
there's this person that that we're going to learn about here.
This is a person that's that the Gina found this.
This guy's alerting to his own orgasm. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (53:16):
This popped up in American Journal of Case Reports last
week and it's too insane not to share. I'm so
glad it found its way to me. Thank you algorithm.
Twenty two year old guy discovered he might be allergic
to his own orgasms after researching his symptoms online.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
We say, orgasm. Do you mean like the the muscleshoit, wellpasm?
Like what part of the or is it just saying
is his semen?

Speaker 9 (53:40):
Okay, let's get into that, because there's there's a couple
of floating theories. But let me tell you what the
symptoms are. They're flu like and they appear two to
three hours after uh he releases Okay, and it's like
a weakness and like a malaise and a runny nose.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
How eyes, I feel weak and I'm making the malaise.
Do you get done? Take two three hours? Yeah? Do
you get conjunctivitis? I don't know about you, fellas, but
like you know, as soon as you release, like all
your motivation, all your care, everything else that you thought
would be an interesting idea, like the second before that
happened is gone. It left with your ejaculation and ladies.
That's when you ask for favors and gifts.

Speaker 9 (54:18):
Abdominal pain, muscle pain, and after eight hours of cognitive impairment,
he's like not functioning for eight to ten hours and
the symptoms last for two or three days. He says
it prevents him from working. It caused him, obviously to
avoid sexual activity.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
How does it prevent him from working.

Speaker 9 (54:35):
Because he has basically like yeah, like a cognitive flu.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Oh but I'm saying just not. It's not like every
day he can't work. It would just be if he had, right,
he has to call him sick right after. So yeah,
so if you finished the night before tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (54:48):
Can't exactly use up those those sick days, those PTO.
So the doctors diagnosed him with this thing called post
orgasmic illness syndrome p o i S and it's rare
and the causes are unclear, but it's not. They don't
want to call it an allergy to his own semen.
They want to call it. It's it's a massed cell

(55:11):
triggered allergic reaction.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
Allergy. That's what I mean. That's basically what it is.

Speaker 9 (55:17):
So the treatment for the page, yeah, he's He's prescribed
this stuff called zol air XO l AIL, which is
typically used for hives and asthma.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
The medication completely resolved to since you took hives, is
it zol air?

Speaker 12 (55:30):
I have no idea.

Speaker 13 (55:31):
I don't remember anything other than being like, I'm allergic
to the cold.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Did you did they give you? Semen? Be gone?

Speaker 9 (55:38):
Maybe the symptoms will. They did return after he stopped
taking the medication. So the outcome is he now has
to take it for the rest of his life. Doctors
recommend he never get off of it. And the best
comment ever people I had to go to the comment
section and one guy said, I guess you could say
he has a nut allergy.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Getting God, why did anybody in this room come up
with that? First, it's right there. Maybe I'm in the Malays.

Speaker 9 (56:07):
Exactly, the post Malays. So I have a little more
information on this the O I s if you're interested.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
Okay, are these the clips that you sent me? All right,
so let's take the break and then we'll come back,
and then you know, there's more to learn about the
like if you have a seaman allergy, like exactly how
it works, like deep dive, Yeah, a little deep dive.
Let's do it. This is part of the educational part
of the program, right, yeah, seaman allergy? Who knew?

Speaker 11 (56:31):
Right?

Speaker 5 (56:32):
Yeah, I don't care why you listen, because you love
it as long as you listen. This is the Hood Show,
all right, Welcome back everybody. It is the Woody Show.
Do it a little deep dive into crazy allergies? Yeah?
Do you know somebody, maybe you have some kind of
crazy allergy, not just to you know, peanuts or something like.

(56:53):
That's a pretty typical one. Now, although weird and people
say this, is there something truly to it? Because I
don't remember anybody as a kid, Like when I was
a kid, I didn't know any other kids. I didn't
know anybody that had like a peanut allergy. Literally didn't.
Is that literally a new thing or is that just
something that people say because everybody's gotten so soft and yeah,

(57:13):
it's real though.

Speaker 12 (57:14):
I mean I think it's new with how many people
have it.

Speaker 13 (57:17):
Yeah, but I think the people who didn't have before
it was very deathly like it was a bad allergy
to have.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Like if the peanut dust was in the air, somebody's
throat would close. Does everybody have some kind of food
allergy now? Because we used to have you know, you
could bring in cupcakes and all kinds of snacks and
different things. Now there was all kinds of rules with
the with the kids.

Speaker 7 (57:39):
Schools start hearing this until like mid two thousands. Yeah,
I feel it used to be you just toughed it
out and it went away.

Speaker 9 (57:45):
Well, the other thing is I think we're getting we're
gonna get tough it out. Yeah, who needs to breathe?
It's like I grew up being like, oh, she just
has stomach problems. It's just who cares? And like a idiot,
turns out you're allergic to this And then like we
just didn't know back then.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
It was we thought was random. But like the peanut
thing or the ally because those are those are more
serious as far as like, yeah, you can't breathe all
of a sudden. I don't remember that ever, being I
remember kids with asthma. Yeah, you know, kids had a tailer.
There was a kid we had in our school who
had seizures, you know. But it wasn't because of peanuts.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Yea.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
All the kids were afraid of poison oak everywhere. That's
also where they were checking you for a lice. Yes,
we'd have to go down the nurses office want everybody
once a year, they just check everybody for Yeah.

Speaker 13 (58:32):
There is some debate on the peanut thing though that
I remember, which is because there was, uh, it was
such a bad allergy to have. Doctors were telling people
to wait when they had babies until there were certain
age to give them that in case they were allergic.
And some people think that not exposing them to it
early enough.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
Okay, that is true when when you have kids that
you will get this thing. And my wife was on
this for a minute, but I'm like, wait a minute,
why honey was one of them? You're not supposed to
do that, right, No, honey, peanuts or any kind of nuts. Yeah, okay,
I know it was, wasn't it. I mean it was
actual milk though too, not formula like cow's milk.

Speaker 9 (59:15):
Yeah, my husband said, because I wasn't around in my
steps and was a baby baby, an infant, he said,
they used to put it behind their ear. Is that
what you're supposed to do with infants, like but little
peanut butter or something first, to make sure that they're
no broat doesn't close up.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
We just gave the kids peanut butter, honey, and you
know just that we weren't like given them by the
spoonful shoving it in. Kids don't have a peanut allergy
or your kids well all these all.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
Tho those crap that what he's talking about that didn't
exist forty fifty years ago, and the yellowgies were way down.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
Yeah, who's right, Well.

Speaker 7 (59:42):
They had more barn animalods can Yeah, it was more
exposure to hay and babies have okay.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
Google says, because they're pussies. Yeah anyway, so yeah, babies
have developing digestive and immune systems, so certain food should
be avoided choking blah blah blah. Yeah, honey, cow's milk
as a drink, whole nuts and popcorn, harder sticky foods
sugary or salty foods, unpasteurized foods, high mercury, fish, caffeine,

(01:00:12):
artificial sweeteners. Okay, but the main ones were the whole
nuts and popcorn. I remember that cow's milk and then honey,
my mom gave me all kinds of mercury when I
was a kid. I turned out just fine. That stuff
sounds like choking.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
Stuff like pola, right right anyway, So the seaman allergy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Yeah, so you have some more on this. Let's okay,
So I found this. This is from YouTube because that
was the guy before break. We were talking about the guy.
He's allergic to his own orgasm.

Speaker 9 (01:00:38):
Yeah, POIS post orgasmic illness syndrome. And this is from
a YouTube clip the Infographic show channel. And this is
from the man allergic to his own semen. So here's
an overview.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
Of the allergy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Okay, some men are allergic to themselves. Specifically, they're allergic
to their own semen. Post orgasmic illness syndrome, or POIS,
is a relatively new medical discovery. It was first documented
in the medical literature in two thousand and two, and
experts are only just beginning to understand this bizarre allergy.

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
To semen.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
I don't know why. It makes me laugh. Well, that's
a lot, and also he's very serious about it. I like,
does this sounded like bubbling semen in the background?

Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
A fun little guitar track there.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Yeah, that's how you know it's science.

Speaker 9 (01:01:21):
So we talked about some of this guy's symptoms.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
But let's hear this guy's take on the semen allergy symptoms.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Anytime you wouldlate, whether with a partner or not, do
you start to experience the telltale signs of an allergic reaction.
You develop itchy, painful hives where your body came into
contact with the semen, and you develop itchy, runny eyes,
a runny nose, and congestion.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
That's why my wife's face is all swollen, y oh,
swollen and red. Now we know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
You'd feel hot and feverish, you'd be nauseous, and your
muscles and joints would ache. If you don't get a
media medical attention to address your symptoms, your throat could
swell shut, and your seaman allergy could become life.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
All right, So I don't see the video as we're
playing these clips. My question, is it like a bunch
of cute animation cartoon animated. It's very colorful, A little
busy on this one. Yeah, all right. Here's how they
treat seaman.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Allergies non steroidal anti inflammatories or insets like those commonly
used to treat.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
What I felt like, Okay, what if it was like
an anti venom, so it had to be like so
you would have to basically harvest your own stuff out
and then like ingest it somehow either like you know,
we'll get to that. Are you serious? I'm thinking? Because
remember who do we know? We knew somebody that was
going through like a cancer treatment and they had that
fecal transfer yea, yeah, so like he would crap like

(01:02:43):
a cooler and then bring it to the doctor's office.
They would do something with it, and then they would
take his fecal matter and put it into her body.
You know someone who did it? Yah that we used
to work with. Good bye?

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
All yeah, anyway, here's how can help reduce the painful
stoms like hives and swelling. Men with a seaman allergy
can also use a condom during any sexual activity, including
their solo time. This won't prevent full body symptoms like
fatigue and nausea, but it can help contain the skin
irritation and hives to the affected area.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Wait so wait, so that's the worst place I got.
I'd rather be itching my chest than itching my helmet
all day.

Speaker 7 (01:03:23):
Those things that you're let's let's let's cover it and
spread it all over it.

Speaker 9 (01:03:26):
Yeah yeah, and make sure it's air tight. Yeah, but again,
don't worry. These get worse.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
Yeah. Yeah, let's talk about immuno treatment for POI. S ah,
this okay, this is what we're talking about, right, we're no.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Therapy involves injecting small doses of a man's own semen
under his skin on a regular basis to build up
to tolerance and make his body less.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Sounds like a zemp or zip bound. Yeah right, exactly.
Subcutaneous subcutaneous, just injection small doses of a man's own
semen under his skin on a regular basis to build
up the tolerance and make his body Now is that
him finishing?

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
I heard it?

Speaker 6 (01:04:03):
Or is that him because he's just like kind of
like a little weary of needles.

Speaker 9 (01:04:06):
Maybe that like Seba said that it's a little busy
in the auto.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Hand's own semen under his skin on a regular basis
to build up the tolerance and make his body less
sensitive to exposure to semen. And they can take up
to three years to be sensitize the body enough to
significantly reduce symptoms.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
I saw some guys do that at a bar one time.
It's like the Prince's Bride where he worked up his
uh tar so poison, I Okaine powder right.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
You've bested my giant.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
Well, they do that with sordsman, they do that with dogs.
They'll that's really good Wall of Sean.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
Yeah, I sorry, I didn't know the movie. Ye yeah,
but they they inject dogs with stuff that they're allergic
to so they'll stop itching.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
So clearly I cannot take the drinking is in front
of me. That's really good. I don't know. I mean,
I try to, but I stop.

Speaker 12 (01:05:03):
I'm gonna started watching it because it's so good.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
You guys are idiots, agreed.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Jane Prices is awesome.

Speaker 9 (01:05:11):
It's a classic for I'm sure I had a moment
so I know I can generation.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
So.

Speaker 9 (01:05:19):
I know we're talking a lot about men, you guys,
this applies to women too.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
It's how you treat it in the lady.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Sorry, honey, I would yeah, but I'll seem an allergy.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
I'm going to get you, and that would suck.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
For women suffering from a seaman allergy, their desensitization process
involves placing the diluted semen's solution inside their vagina to
build up their bodies tolerance over time.

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
Just like a semen douche. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Solution is left in place for longer periods until eventually
she's able to withstand exposure to semen without experiencing symptoms.
After the initial desensitization, the woman will need to make
sure she is consistently exposed to semen to maintain her tolerance.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
Yes, time exposure there, girl, ladies, doctor's orders.

Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
I'm sorry, honey, but you know one want to vote
to help change Gina's algorithm.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
No, no, it's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
So experts recommend having unprotected sex at least every forty
eight hours immunity.

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
That's one prescription we can all get on board with.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Well, in fact, I've learned so much too.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
I mean you can also like just become a lesbian.
Sure there's no exposure to see him in there?

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
Yeahs lesbians because of your allergy. Yeah that's all. Well,
thank you, Gina.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
So welcome. Didn't know, I mean, now we know. I
mean I didn't know it was that involved.

Speaker 9 (01:06:41):
Yeah, and I thought, and again it's not going to
get you out of it, ladies. It's like, oh, we
just need more exposure therapy. Forty eight hours.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
We're gonna take a break. More wood. He shows next,
hang on the show, the show, and we are into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It is Thursday morning. Yeah, it's February the thirteen, twenty
twenty five. My name is what that is? Menace?

Speaker 11 (01:07:10):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Gena grad is here?

Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
Hie.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
We got Sea Bass? Yeah, we got Sammy phones are
open for you at eight seven seven forty four. What
you can hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven and we're talking today in audio.
What do you got for a Sea Bass?

Speaker 7 (01:07:26):
Got a lot of clips this week to fall under
the original Sea Bass game that is crademark copywriter in
Pat and Penny of how they awi now what he
knows the answer to some of these, but he can, okay,
you know, play along a little bit. I love love,
love love love this first clip? How did this person
hurt themselves?

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
How did this person hurt themselves. Here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:07:50):
Oh yeah, that's a sea.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
Okay, so let me tell you the video makes it
oh all right, like it's satisfying just hearing what happened here,
but like when you see it, it's so satisfying. How
did that person out guesses? Besides what anybody else?

Speaker 11 (01:08:09):
Do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
You want to hear one more time? Please? Okay, here
we go.

Speaker 12 (01:08:15):
Oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
It sounds like one of those videos that you see
online all the time where two people are in a car,
are on a vehicle and they're waving at each other,
it's not paying attention and then crashes into.

Speaker 7 (01:08:29):
Another We'll say, you got about half of it right there, menace, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
Yeah, this is a uta.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Gotta guess.

Speaker 13 (01:08:37):
Well, I thought it was like maybe two guys together
on like a bike or something and running into like
a car door that opens.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Also about half of it right there. Yeah, so it's
a guy on horseback, Hallo asked. Now, it's part of
like a whole thing in Houston, right, right.

Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
So what they do the Houston Rodeo, they do their
promotion where they they a bunch of horse riders traveled
from express Host to Austin.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
To deliver an invitation. Hey, come to Houston, come to
the rodeo.

Speaker 7 (01:09:02):
The police escorts, and this guy wide.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
Open highway nuts right there on the side of the
highway because he's off on the on the on the side,
like it's not running the horse on the asphalt. It's
you know, but he wasn't paying attention. He gets clotheslined
by a street sign. By the way, By the.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Way, clothes line is correct, but he had to it
wasn't by the overhanging street sign. He had to lean
off the right of his horse and he hits the
like the pole.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Oh my god, it goes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:09:34):
It was supped to be a term for when you
go like wind milling off the cart wheeling scorpions. Look
at that picture on this he's he's doing a sideways
air cartwheel.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
Yeah, because he just cracks right into that pole. We
painted the picture for you. Let's hear it again.

Speaker 12 (01:09:54):
Oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
That was the car distracting him.

Speaker 7 (01:09:59):
No, no, no, not at all, because he's in front
of the car. Again, he's got three or four police escort.
This is a whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
He didn't see that. Yeah, how do you not see that?
Yeah it's a pole.

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
Yeah, it's wide open highway, nothing but like farm land
and pasture to the side.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
He's still alive maybe, and we're not. We're not quite sure.

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
We don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
That's your buddy, doctor Phil, see best. I don't know
what you're talking about.

Speaker 11 (01:10:28):
That.

Speaker 7 (01:10:29):
Still, I still see the advertisements because Adam Ray the
comedian is doing a great He's selling places.

Speaker 8 (01:10:35):
What are you doing a little bit?

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
His specials on YouTube today?

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Actually?

Speaker 7 (01:10:40):
Yeah, so Adam Ray is doing this whole doctor Phil thing,
doing a great job at it. Doctor Phil has to
be getting a cut because the headline I always see
the advertisement is doctor Phil. Yep, Doctor Phil Live, Doctor
Live with Adam you know, by Adam Ray. Yet it's
the same everything, So there's no way he could do
that without doctor Phill's.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Well, we can ask him because he wants to come back.

Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
In Okay, that's inappropriate, I promise, I'll icon dude.

Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
I just saw him on stage and with Tyreek Hill
and it was so freaking funny.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
You can tell, like violating a bounce.

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
You can tell like Tyreek Hill was laughing a long
for a while and then wasn't really feeling it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
So I don't like dial back a little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
I'll go you full fledged flood.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
I mean the film clips go on for day.

Speaker 8 (01:11:28):
Oh yeah, I will never kiss your big, fat, square ass,
and that's what will be required in order for us
to get along. You better say a bunch of extra
prayers because I hope you go to hell.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
Yeah, that's a good one. It's a very hostile person
doesn't like the cart narcs either, So you screw today?
In audio? What do we got so how this person? Ali?

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
Here's your next clip?

Speaker 18 (01:11:50):
Okay, well, loving mother of us, all you know our once,
my troubles and our sufferings. Okay again, Loving Mother of Us,
all you know our wants, our troubles, and our sufferings.

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Oh oh yeah, I'm changing, Sam.

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
You want to tell what's going on?

Speaker 12 (01:12:14):
A guy went up and punched a priest in the face.

Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
Priest hurt himself by letting a violent homeless man sit
in the front row. Oh good, that was at our
Lady of Lords in Spokane. Uh and yeah, the guy who,
by the way, coincidentally looks like Jesus. Oh, the priest
is up there just doing whenever, doing priest stuff, and
the homeless guy full on connects right across to the
guy to the priest left cheek.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
And oh yeah, oh yeah, and then this happened. All right,
that's right, it's okay, it's out. Someone get the security guard.
Yeah yeah, yeah, stop praying for him.

Speaker 7 (01:12:54):
By the way, this homeless guy, you know, probably was
it was just a random attack. Oh wait, no, he
has a long history of vile and by all means,
let him go under the streets and tech priests.

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Sure. Now when you uh, when we first heard that clip,
I was thinking it was a funeral, yes, and then
somebody like the somebody like the body fell out of
the cask, like the casket was dropped.

Speaker 9 (01:13:16):
Yeah yeah, I thought some like curtain bunting got loose
in like oh.

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
Yeah, no, no, this weekend audio.

Speaker 7 (01:13:25):
This is our first pre how they OUI so this
is a little tiny piece of audio. Unfortunately we don't
have too much here that is describing a future person
getting hurt. Here it is okay, that's a guy saying
is that Johnny Rocker?

Speaker 6 (01:13:40):
Dude?

Speaker 7 (01:13:40):
No, fing way, that was John Rocker getting into Patrick
Mahomes senior on the streets of what they had an
argument on the streets.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
No, yeah, so John Rocker, who was very controversial person
when he was playing baseball is a picture. But for
the Braves, Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
Yeah, for the Braves obviously the inspiration for the show.
He's bound, he said, like a bunch of you know,
gay guys with aids ride the subway in New York City.

Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
It sounds like he'sound. So his note his next trip
to New York City, Like the Mets fans were throwing
batteries at him, and he was in the bullpen and
they had like put up these uh, these big cheets
of plywood to keep the batteries from hitting him. She's
now John Rocker, he is.

Speaker 7 (01:14:17):
Some people are saying because they didn't really fight fight
John Rocker and Patrick Mahomes Senior, they kind of just
kind of jawed at each other and guts holding him back.
They're saying this was all a big publicity stunt because
they are going to fight at the Barstool event Rough
and Rowdy where, which is kind of their strong man
amateur boxing competition. But apparently they have some kind of
beef from before, so it may be both things.

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
They may so.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
Clearly the douchon ists with the brother, the Mahomes brother,
whatever his name is, Mahomes Jackson Mahomes comes from the
father sound, because the father ends up in these things
every once in a while where something happens and he uh,
he's on the bad side of publicity.

Speaker 7 (01:14:51):
Senior, if you don't know, he didn't have a pretty
decent MLB career around the same time as Rocker. They
never played on the same team or anything. And Patrick
Mahomes Senior, in response to their little scuff in Bourbon Street,
said John Rocker is a menace to society. The first
and number one comment is the list of Patrick Mahomes
seniors DUIs.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
As you recall two thousand and eight, twenty twelve, twenty eighteen,
and twenty twenty four. I think he lost to South Dakota.
Let's see Tyler Texas.

Speaker 7 (01:15:19):
Now John Rocker, he's posting all these John Rocker has
about three inches and fifty pounds on Patrick Mahomes seniors.

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
Hey, John Rocker looks like he's jacked. Yeah, he's a
pretty big dude.

Speaker 7 (01:15:28):
I know a guy who used to work out with
him and John Rocker. The steroid allegations are definitely allegations
of Okay, and then some John.

Speaker 5 (01:15:37):
Isn't a dad likes super frail Peter A.

Speaker 7 (01:15:40):
Crackhead at this point, he's gonna get his ass rocked.
And John Rocker's already hearing that. Maybe he's gonna back
out because they're not even in the same weight class. Yeah,
John Rocker's neck is bigger. I would love for him
to fight Jackson Mahomes.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
We're going this week in audio? All right, how this personality? Okay,
here we go, Redy. Yeah, that's how it starts. We
didn't get to it yet, mana, Sorry, I was like,
you watch this?

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
Yeah, ready, So.

Speaker 6 (01:16:19):
That was happening.

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
Yeah, some kind of firework. So what this guy did
or something?

Speaker 7 (01:16:24):
Yeah, he's got some kind of it's either a one
of those mortar shell things, a tube of some kind,
and he's wearing like a one on one hand, a
big thick leather glove, but on the other hand, which
is directly below the firework, it is exposed, essentially. And
the problem with some of these, like the mortars, is
if they don't start firing off the mortars out of
the tube, they will all go off inside the tube altogether.

(01:16:46):
And that's what happens here.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
Oh my god, are you serious? Okay, Oh my god, yeah,
my god. Where it came from?

Speaker 7 (01:17:01):
I found it on World Star, but there's a photo
at the end.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
You don't want to see it.

Speaker 12 (01:17:05):
I I want to see I want to see it too.

Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
I want to see it.

Speaker 7 (01:17:09):
Go to world Star hip hop dot com and it's
scrolled down a little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
I mean they are rebuilding that Dodgers fan hand. Have
you seen the updates on that?

Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
Yeah, the guy who he was celebrating the Dodgers win
and he was like just lighting the fireworks in the
middle of downtown LA and throwing them in at stores.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Yeah. See, that's the thing. Never how far down that's
a good question.

Speaker 7 (01:17:27):
In the past couple of days, it's this the weekend
audio about That's the thing with fireworks is never hold
them in your hand.

Speaker 13 (01:17:33):
Yeah, one second you're having a great time, the next
your hand's gone.

Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
By the way. For for everybody out there, with the
dudes out there who can't get a uh, who can't
get a girlfriend. I saw there was a story People
Magazine just did a follow up on this dude who
he got burned on like eighty percent of his body
and he had a he was I guess he was
the recipient of the very first ever face and double
hand transplant. Oh damn. He just got married and his

(01:17:58):
wife is cute. Wow, there's hope for everyone, except for
the people who can't get a girlfriend. They want to
kill himself. You're like, look at this guy.

Speaker 6 (01:18:06):
He looks melted. It's even with the new face. It's yeah, yeah,
I guess so he rised her. Yeah, I'll find see,
I'll find the picture of that. I can't find, man,
I want to see this photo.

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
I'm still again. Okay, thank you?

Speaker 7 (01:18:20):
All right this week and audio all right, our next clip,
we have more from Dank to Moss. Yes, her fifteen
seconds of fame is not over.

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
To remind me who the big girl that couldn't get
in the uber car? Yeah, so she she self owned.

Speaker 7 (01:18:33):
She played herself, as our friend DJ Khaled would say, well,
of course, because she is a rapper. And she went
to you know, a little viral there. They had her
on our Breakfast Club, our good friends over there. Now,
the Breakfast Club does this thing that I think is
quite frankly a little dirty where they're rolling cameras the
entire time, including when people walk into the studio before
their interview.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
And let's get some good stuff. Who was the dude
who's like, yeah, birdman.

Speaker 7 (01:18:58):
Okay, that was the big, a legendary thing.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
That's why they recorded.

Speaker 7 (01:19:01):
The five hundred pound rapper who couldn't fit in a lift.
Had a special quest when she joined the breakfast club.
Removed the doors. Gre grease the door from all right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Here's the only seat that what you want?

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
What you need over your chair or something.

Speaker 6 (01:19:18):
This is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
Good, this is accommodation.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
So they brought in a sectional for her sectional. Yeah,
lifted himself.

Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
Here's here's she is thanking them for that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
You walked in and you know, you said the chair
was too small, so we had to bring the party
the sectional for you to sit in. And you said something,
you said, and this is what I'm talking about accommodations.
But we live in the world that's not always going
to be able to accommodate people that we should, though
we should, because we're not all the same.

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
You know, I feel like we should.

Speaker 7 (01:19:48):
Okay, yeah, but you're an outlier, you're five hundred pounds.
You did it to yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
Yeah, yeah, we can't. We can't.

Speaker 7 (01:19:55):
This is people have They cry about this on airplanes
and on theme park rides. We can't make just because
you did something awful. We can't change the entire world
for that.

Speaker 9 (01:20:03):
There have been guests on other shows I've been on
that we had to bring in wide benches for He
had ralfie Man studio and he never asked for an ax.
I should say for a bench, right.

Speaker 13 (01:20:16):
Yeah, you'd have to take the arms arms off the
chairs for him.

Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
But he was out here crying about his lifts. Now.

Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
But again, we we're been contemplating bringing in David Blunts,
and we would need to bring.

Speaker 7 (01:20:28):
In that's the rapper who wraps on a couch on stage.

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
Yeah, we would have a commentary. He doesn't cry about it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
He impraises it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Yes, he does the show.

Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
Fuck, it's like just these people standing there.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
Who are you fard knockers.

Speaker 10 (01:20:45):
This is the Woody show.

Speaker 5 (01:20:50):
I've still got.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
A woody.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
We were making our way through this week in audio
played how they awi always fun. Yeah, we heard a
guy and I finally saw the video the photo of
the guy who blew off his hand with the fireworks. Wow. Fun. Yeah,
not even one digit left sometimes they had that like
one kind of digit, yeah, dangling and then then yeah,

(01:21:15):
this is a bloody nevin. Yeah, you're gonna have a
Robotic one soon. This week in audio, what's next? Got
good news for you, Menace. Apparently the new after party location.

Speaker 7 (01:21:24):
It's not waffle House, it's not even like iha for Denny's.

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
It is Popeyes. Oh, Popeyes popping out Popeyes. That's what.

Speaker 7 (01:21:31):
That's what This guy, na Yie Matthews says he has
a new banger of a hit called Club Popeyes. It's
about how the after party be popping at the club Popeyes. Well, yea.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Club pop us off that in nineteen forty two.

Speaker 5 (01:21:52):
It's bad, but just bring a food, man, like you
could be chicken, just like my brat.

Speaker 6 (01:22:03):
Who gonna say, who saved foot of session?

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
Come with bean and right, and it's at the true
new afterparties.

Speaker 6 (01:22:14):
It started off strong, but off reading also like I
haven't been Popeye's.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:22:21):
I just it's just too expensive, right, yeah, just too high.
Prices are too damn high. But since we're talking about nightclubs,
a new trend that's very popular and I support it
is have you heard about these thirty and up clubs?
It's called thirty plus. It's like women, right, No, it's

(01:22:41):
it's just for people like in their thirties or older
and the club hours are from five pm to nine pm.

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
Yeah, absolutely love it. And they are popping. People are
actually dancing, not like the younger generation who just sits
around and like, clear, we're talking about the same thing.
The thing I read about it was that they were
this that men are not encouraged to to come by
like this is for like ladies only the ones that
I'm talking about, it's it's everybody, because I was reading
an article about one of these. Yeah yeah, yeah, no,

(01:23:12):
no no, this.

Speaker 6 (01:23:13):
Is for no fellas, not for you. This is for everybody.
It's for the gaels and they are popping. Also, there's
like a lot of big trends where they just take
over different spaces like coffee shops and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
This week in audio, hey guys, you want to have
a combination of two what he shows favorites here? Actually
it's all right fun with accents okay and farts yes, okay.
This is a guy Australian has his pie. Well it's
full of beans. Apparently that's wild.

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
He's a fart body builder and I actually I subscribe.
I subscribe to his only fans because I saw some feature. Hey,
nath Wild makes you know twenty whatever year by farting,
I said, oh, okay, let me check that out. So
here's Nath all right.

Speaker 5 (01:23:54):
Good afternoon, lop fans. Dude. Impressive. Wow, this goes off
for about thirty more seconds. Sounds like a ripper. Wow. Okay,

(01:24:21):
so is he like contorting himself to yeah, like trying
to get that last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.

Speaker 7 (01:24:26):
Ladies, you're not gonna like this because he's showing you
straight up, like close up to what's happening.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
It's designed for gay guys. N A T h W
y l D D jeez. I mean that that initial
blast was that reminded me of Greg and his longest
fart ever. I remember how long that thing was. Impressed.
This is Greg Gory from a round of guests whose
gases that's one of our own.

Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
It's a little bit because we do this so you
don't have to pay for only fans. I don't recommend
it unless you're into like hardcore out gay guys, because
that's how he makes his money. He makes his money
by doing hardcore gay stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
And s best your I.

Speaker 9 (01:25:13):
Googled him and the first thing. Let's just say there
are two guys with ultra.

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
Mega front row seats in the video. I'm looking at
so you want to you want to be close?

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
Show? Yeah, yeah, it gets just like the Shambo show. Otherwise,
did you really see it? That's a good point. Yeah,
well that's this week in audio. Everybody, Thank you very much.
Steve asks appreciate this.

Speaker 6 (01:25:33):
We get some more.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
What do you show next? Hang on, what do you show?

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
Greg can be really upset about is missing out as
we welcome in the Pride of Pacoima, the senior vice
president and managing partner of club turn up El Presidente himself,
DJ Tim Mar Team Happy times. Eve. I love it, dude,

(01:26:03):
I love this. Do you want to see a crocodile
penis show? Show the crocodile yea My wife found didn't
send it to me. Now, if I would have brought
this up, if I would have found this on social
media and showed her, she goes, how old are you?
But because she because she saw it, she sent it
right to. Gina watched this thing and the watch watch

(01:26:23):
watch The way it shoots out is that that's crazy, right,
I've never seen anything like that. Because it's crazy. It
looks like a belly button on the under side of
the crocodile, right, but then all of a sudden, the
wiener shoots out, and then right behind us the giant
set a ball. Yeah, they all pop out and then cool.
It's kind of like a dolphin.

Speaker 6 (01:26:43):
I went, no, no, I went to a theme park
and the dolphin was like in the dolphin pool, like
swimming upside down, and it looked like a snorkel was
out of.

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
The water, like a dorsal. Yeah, like a periscope on
the exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
But you are if you had sent that to your wife,
she would have been like, oh, yeah, really.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
Grow up are you? Are you a twelve year old boy?
But I get all the good stuff from her. I
got to get on that text Sha so good. So Tim,
we already have our opinions here on the show and
listeners or whatever, but that what are your initial thoughts
or feedback from the merch store? Oh my god. First
of all, because Tim put a lot of work into this.

(01:27:25):
Tim has been like my go to guy. He's been
the one who knows all the people that we're working
with to get this stuff done and everything else. And
you know, before I say anything, I'm interested to get
your take. I would like to say, I mean the
butt plugs. Let's start there.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
The fact that those things sold out, like what and
as quickly as they who are you people?

Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
These are people? No money was made on this because
zero dollars I had to buy those, and so like
my cost plus what it costs for the fulfillment on
the other side, Like that's that's what the price was.
It was thirty In fact, I think it was like
total thirty thirty five dollars in some sense, right, So
I routed it down to thirty five bucks to make

(01:28:09):
it even money.

Speaker 6 (01:28:10):
Yeah, and you know, so, yeah, we didn't make any
money on the but it was more about the joke.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
Yeah, yeah, and it worked and worked and even on
the other stuff. I mean, Tim will tell you guys,
I know, like we're working on the shipping thing. I know,
we got some people, uh you know, asking about like
the cost of different things for shipping. We don't control
the shipping, but it's it's a it's a process of
you know, when we sell more as we move forward.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
This thing absolutely, I mean I think, uh, I think
this thing is going to blow up.

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
I've been telling what of that for weeks now, I
mean ever since we've been like I like the new idols.
Like we've been going back and forth the new idols,
and you saw what I posted yesterday and people.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Are liking it looks like I also I partook in
the like those you voted, yeah, I voted. Yeah for sure,
everything looks quality. Yea's not crap at all. It's not crap.

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
It's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
It's gonna be all good stuff. And I feel like
the more that we put up, it's just like a constant.
It'll be like one of your favorites on your search engines, right,
because it's like.

Speaker 5 (01:29:11):
Oh, what do we have? Yeah, we're gonna put new
stuff out there all the time. But the other the
other part about this is that it's hard to see
like just what we had the like how things truly
look because these are like mock ups. I'm gonna get
like one of at least one of every item made up,
so we have an actual item and we'll use those
to show that on the on the item description, you'll

(01:29:32):
see what the actual item looks like. And then I'm
even thinking about bringing in the model Menace Medicine. I
talked about it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:38):
There's a very in demand model that's gonna be model
and you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
And they're going to do us a favor by doing it,
and I was going to pay them. I was going
to pay them tomorrow. I mean, nobody models for free.
But it's aunt. It's a real life representation of what
the average person looks like. Okay, so yeah, and so
it'll be like this model is five ft eleven and
then three hundred and ten pounds. Oh yeah, like they

(01:30:02):
put like the girls like I'm six one and in
a small right, yeah, exactly, exactly right, So you can
kind of get a better idea. But it's it's it's
gonna be great and maybe not a week or so
week or two.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
Yeah, I mean so I think this is like an
ongoing thing, like right, I will say I will say
that this.

Speaker 5 (01:30:20):
I actually didn't even think that we were going to
launch it this week. No, but what he called me
Friday we had the butt plug emergency.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Yeah, he was like it was like nine to one one, Hey, Tim,
I know it's Friday morning, but I got something we
got to do.

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
And I'm like, yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
And I'm like loading in for an event and he's like,
all right, uh, I need butt plugs.

Speaker 14 (01:30:40):
And I was like, wait, what, let me first take
you up sucker. Yeah, because Gina had the idea all
in a solid. So then, uh, how I did contribute?
I said, hey, what check out my guys don't have
I got a butt plug?

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Guy?

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
I definitely don't have a butt plug guy, But I go, dude,
check out this. He found the person the distribute whatever
you can customize your own.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
He literally he literally called me within the hour and said,
all right, the order. I'm like, what, yeah, butt plug
is getting delivered that. In fact, they're getting delivered to
my house today.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
And then so if you ordered one, we'll send them out.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
Yeah. I had a fever and the only prescription was
more butt plug.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
Yeah, what do you showed merch dot com if you
want to check it out, That's what he showed merch
dot com. Well, it's time to go up with the clerk.
I gonna throwback Thursday. DJ Tim Martinez was a DJ
back in the day, spinning all these songs, and we
do have a Valentine's Day theme this week. So yeah,
I'm feeling like we should all be all this stuff,

(01:31:45):
all of it, yeah, all of it. Do you do
anything for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 15 (01:31:49):
No, yeah, no, I mean it's just no, it's an
overpriced dinner. Yep, you get pretty good, John exactly. Yeah,
I just it's all for chicks. This is not a
couple's things. It's really this is really a chicks holiday.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
I don't care about it at all. It is my wife.
Maybe that's a modern woman thing. Sammy loves it, Sammy,
Well yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:32:12):
But it's not to me. It's not a relationship thing.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
But if you were in a relationship, it would.

Speaker 12 (01:32:16):
Be I don't want to I don't want to go
out to dinner and all that crowd.

Speaker 13 (01:32:19):
Really well Valentine's Like you said, it's the prefixed menu
if you get all dressed up.

Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
Jez Okay. I thought she'd be like like Trail of
Rose petals, a big oversized Teddy Bear and those giant
cards that you buy the gas station.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
No.

Speaker 13 (01:32:34):
Like what I do now is what I would still
want to do if I was with someone which I
watched a rom Com or whatever, drink champagne and I
want gifts.

Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
I want to have a big ass meal. Menus loves it.
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
Well, also I want to get a job again.

Speaker 6 (01:32:50):
It's always been a Valentine's Day, you know what I mean,
It's always been a big deal in my house because
my mom's a flooris my whole life.

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
So yeah, that's true. Yeah, Tim, what kind of job
you think would be a good Valentine's Day would be?
I don't know, like yeah, I don't know, maybe like
a blow Oh yeah that might that might work. Yeah
that sounds handy. Oh around the house steady.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
Yeah, And I hope this is not just lip service
from you. Yeah, look on your job. I hope you
run into many jobs.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:26):
So Throwback Thursday up in the clerk Valentine's Day theme?
What are we going with?

Speaker 14 (01:33:29):
Tim?

Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
For all you lovers about to propose you ready? Yeah,
we're going nineteen ninety nine in the heat of DJ
Tim Martine in the Heat Let's get married Jagged Edge with.

Speaker 5 (01:33:49):
Yeah you know I love you some run DMC Tim
All babe, Oh yeah, Throwback Thursday MC to the Beach
chew chack it in with Yes, let's get married up

(01:34:13):
at the club. Throw Back Thursday here on the Woody
Show d J Tim Martinez. Yeah, wait, Sammy, do we
know this?

Speaker 16 (01:34:21):
I do know this, and I think it's you know,
meet me at the altar is so funny to me
when it's like when he says we ain't get no younger,
we might as well do it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:32):
It's just like oy, yeah, you know, like what the
hell it's like when you have that agreement with that
childhood friend, Like, look, if we're both not married by
whatever the age is, get.

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
Married Valentine's Day.

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
I just I just felt like that was better than
I was telling Woody.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
I was like, do we want to go like like
sticky pinky crew, like a horny yeah, Like well even.

Speaker 5 (01:34:59):
I was even thinking like rush rush Paula. Oh okay,
that's where I was going, of course, like to men,
you could yeah, we could have. We had a great choice.
Thanks all right, Tim, thank you, appreciate all your work
with The Wood Show, Merster, and we'll check you next week.
All right, see you the Wood Show. All right, Welcome

(01:35:25):
back everybody. Yeah, it's free Friday. It's a Thursday morning,
February the thirteenth, Today's World Radio Day. This is more
of an announcement for everybody in this room. Get ready
for all of our radio friends to be posting yet.

Speaker 6 (01:35:40):
I haven't looked at my email yet, but I'm sure
we'll have a request. You have to do a whacky photos.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
Look on that hashtag for the status photos. Valentine's Day
today is also Black Love Day. It's self Love Day,
International Condom Day, and Desperation Day. Oh okay, they all
go together as far as food goes. National Cheddar Day, yes,
National crab Rangoon Day, and National Tortellini Day yes. Please.

(01:36:08):
I love it Totalini. It's some entertainment stuff. Big Tip
Malone is back at it Post Malone. He was at
a bar in New Orleans on Saturday, in this place
called the Howland Wolf, and he left another big tip,
spent twenty five bucks, left the bartender two thousand dollars. Yeah,
it almost didn't go through because Square thought it was fraud.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:26):
I don't blame them, but they eventually approved it. The
bartender got the money. Now, this is the third big
tip from post Malone in just the last couple of months.
You better watch this. A few weeks ago he tipped
the Pizza Hut manager. Remember we talked about that that
got in Utah twelve hundred bucks. And then back on
Christmas Eve, he left the bartender in Houston twenty thousand dollars. Yeh,
it's crazy. Now here's the bartender in New Orleans talking

(01:36:48):
about how cool the experience was.

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
Post Malone walked through the door, went straight to the bathroom,
as most people do in New Orleans, straight to the bathroom,
came back and sat down, and I kind of really
recognized who it was.

Speaker 5 (01:37:00):
Many ordered a couple of bud lights.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
So the table was twenty five dollars, and then as
he was leaving, he signed his credit card receipt and
to meet two thousand dollars. Cried a little bit when
outside hugged him, thanked him.

Speaker 6 (01:37:11):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
He was super kind. That's cool.

Speaker 7 (01:37:14):
This is all fun games now while he's got cash.
But I don't want to see a mc hammer situation developed.

Speaker 11 (01:37:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:37:19):
True.

Speaker 5 (01:37:19):
I think he's good.

Speaker 6 (01:37:20):
He has like a compound in Utah where he's a
very doomsday type dude.

Speaker 5 (01:37:26):
Yeah, so he has like he looked like it in
the face. Oh wait.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
So yeah, he's a big time prepper and he has
like this compound in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 5 (01:37:35):
Don't see that two thousand dollars when you're tending bar.
I mean that's that's significant. I think, Yeah, that can
make a real difference in your life, which is cool.
There was something I just heard about. Somebody was telling
me about, you know, trying to give money away while
you're still alive as opposed to your family inheriting while
you're dead. And the thought is, like, if you're going
to be leaving money to your kids anyway, if you
leave them, let's just say it's fifty thousand dollars. Okay,

(01:37:57):
by the time they're you know, fifty or sixty years old,
you die, you leave them fifty, that might not be
that big a deal to them. But if you give
them fifty thousand dollars when they're thirty or twenty five,
blow it on cocaine and hookers. Yeah, I mean, you know,
with with the rules of maybe you help them get
a down payment for a house something like that, as
like give a warm hand as opposed to a cold hand.
I thought that was a really interesting thing. Ye are

(01:38:18):
you going to do it? I know kids have plenty,
plenty of plenty of good things in their life.

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:23):
Nike pulled some nuclear level trolling after the Super Bowl.
They had this ad celebrating the Eagles win and the
caption It's good to be green and it's set to
the Muppet song It's Not Easy Being Green, sung by
Kermit the Frog, which Patrick Mahomes gets goofed on all
the time for sounding like Kermit. Also, Patrick is endorsed

(01:38:44):
by Adidas. Also certainly shots fires a little clip from
the They're showing because you remember last season they went
out early and it was disaster. They lost like five
of their last six games. But then the show was
like how they had a big comeback, Sakuon Barkley joins
the team, and now here they are the super Bowl

(01:39:04):
under why and all of a sudden boom. So is
that a knock on? I would think so, I think that, Yeah,
I think it's stupid Brittany home Holmes for his crying.
But oh they're they're they're hanging with the frog. Noel
Gallagher has apparently been appointed to speak for middle aged
white people. Okay, he called Ken Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl

(01:39:26):
halftime show quote absolute nonsense. I have, dude, I have
a friend that was so upset, she was freaking out
going like it's ridiculous. The NFL has no idea who
their target audience is. What I'm like, well, I mean,
Lamar is completely mainstream.

Speaker 6 (01:39:44):
Traditionally, it's supposed to be extremely mainstream. And I know
that Kendrick Kendrick isn't no no no. I mean he
has like record of the year, he has the biggest
songs of the years. You know, yeah, I'm sure like
you know, somebody's mom in Ohio is like, what am
I watching the rock?

Speaker 7 (01:40:04):
This was a huge move for the NFL because they've
already got the moms in Ohio. They're going n artistic,
this is this is just childish gambino, as you can
see from the numbers.

Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
That opened it up to even a bigger audience. Or
maybe they figured, well, we already have Taylor Swift there
exactly yet, we'll have that covered and we get street credit.
So let me say I will say that, uh you know,
I I thought Kendrick was cool. Like, I didn't hate it.
I didn't think it was amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:40:30):
I was likeaction and the coordination of the whole thing
was awesome and the jeans flying off the show, everything.

Speaker 5 (01:40:38):
Jeans. I'm not hating on it, like I said, Like,
I just wasn't personally, I just wasn't blown away. I
like Kendrick. I like a lot of his songs, I
thought he did a good job, but it wasn't like
one of those where I was like, damn, like the
one with Dre and that was fantastic. I love that.
I thought Dre was fake mixing on a plastic piece.
That was cute. Meanwhile, reports of Drake's demise have been
greatly exaggerated. He is playing sold out a reen Is

(01:41:00):
in Australia seven of the next twelve days with the
Can Sage, and he and Party next Door are releasing
a joint album on Valentine's Day tomorrow called Some Sexy
Songs for You. And that's what Medics has been saying,
been saying. All he needs is like to have like
one good song off of that and he'll be back.
Not to mention he's selling a ton of tickets.

Speaker 6 (01:41:21):
He just needs to shut up and make a hit
and people forget everything.

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
Yeah. Also, look if Chris Brown can come back, Oh seriously,
I know, after beating the snot out of Rihanna.

Speaker 7 (01:41:29):
Yeah, all this suing stuff, all this is so dumb, dude,
just like you can send sixteen and or seventeen, He's
all right, good.

Speaker 6 (01:41:38):
Time for your birthdays and your porno birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:41:40):
Go show this Shiverday. We're gonna let it's shivery. We're
gonna sit the like it's Shiver Day, and you know
we don't. Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to retired
NFL wide receiver and Hall of Famer Randy Moss, who
is forty eight years old today. Minas Tar Heather in

(01:42:01):
the American Pie Movies, Kevin Spacey's Downfall in American Beauty,
She's forty six. Daniel Portman, who is Patrick Payne on
Game of Thrones is thirty three. Stockard Channing, the first
Lady on the West Wing. Rizzo and Greece eighty one
years old today. Peter Gabriel, he was the lead singer
of Genesis, but went on to a killer solo career

(01:42:23):
In Your Eyes, Sledgehammer, a lot of great songs, Shocked
the Monkey. Yep, he's seventy five. Henry Rollins is sixty four.
My whole frame of reference on Henry Rollins. The only
reason I knew who he was back in the day
was because on Beavis and butt Head, really because they
were watching the Liar video.

Speaker 7 (01:42:40):
Well, he really only hired I am wi that was
the only semi mainstream and he's a big punk icon,
but yeah, mainstream.

Speaker 6 (01:42:46):
I knew him from this because MTV was obsessed with
him in like spoken.

Speaker 5 (01:42:50):
Word or something like that, because that was the song
Liar was kind of spoken word. And then it got
to the hookers goz, I'm a liar, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:42:58):
Yeah, but I would be music vessels and they're like
Henry wallant Rawlins is doing the word.

Speaker 5 (01:43:04):
He's sixty four years old today. Prince Michael Jackson Junior,
the son of Michael is twenty eight. And then he
got remember the rapper of CNC Music Factory Freedom Williams Hell,
oh my god, fifty nine years old today. Remember don't
remember the rap guy in CNC. He was like, yeah,
I am c C fact, that's what it takes to
James lived effect and I don't waste time on the

(01:43:25):
mic with a dope prom jump to the room, to jump,
jump to the jump. But I the rappers was making
pay you, Jake to take a chance, Come on and dance. Gods,
grab a girl, don't wait, make it whirl. It's well,
I'm just scrolled trying to get another by. On the
halftime show Freedom Will it was fifty nine. Pornal birthday
today is Jaden James, and she has spent more time
on polls than alignment for the Power Company. Eight hundred

(01:43:46):
and thirty four fine films, including Jaden James Banks her
way to a promotion good for her? The best way
she was in Buns of Anarchy Volume one and two.
Suburban Slut Story is volume three. She stole the show
and sucked the Venomo ount as well as swallowing is
good for you. Oh and who can forget her unfretable
role in the Adventures of Captain Dong and Super Snatch.

(01:44:11):
That's Jayden James, who's thirty nine years old today? What
about their super fris And that is your born of birthday,
your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Thursday morning look
at what's happening in the world of entertainment. You're on
the Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick break. More
Woodies show, next hang on show more fun than Gonerrhea.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
I mean, I've had Goneree a few times, and I'd
say I haven't had gone show.

Speaker 5 (01:44:39):
I am tapping out. I've had enough. Yeah, right, that's
enough for a Thursday morning. I think you can find
the full show podcast, also the Highlight podcast fifteen to
thirty minutes of our favorite stuff from today. It's all there,
either going to the podcast platform of your choice you're choosing,
or if you're having a hard time they're finding it,
just go to the woodyshow dot com. I learned a

(01:45:00):
lot about some very strange allergies today. Yeah, there's this
one person that Gina introduced us to who is allergic
to their own orgasm. I thought it was we're like
people who are allergic to condoms, right, Yeah, got to
use like LAMB scan anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Then also some
of the other allergy people are allergic to water a

(01:45:22):
little crazy stuff, I mean, own sweat. Yeah you thought
that you're just you know, seasonal allergy stuff was bad.
Also the trending news headlines, that and more on the
Thursday podcast. Tomorrow is Friday coming up tomorrow, we got
your Friday fail stories the d u y Q. Also
one of your favorite menace, a round of dad jokes.

(01:45:44):
Yay love the Friday dad jokes. Venice doesn't like it,
but I know the listeners do. So we'll do that,
plus anything that we can do to get through the
morning and into the weekend as quickly as possible. Tomorrow,
Friday here on The Woody Show. And while you can
check out the beta version of our merch store. We
got some Woodies Show hoodies and some T shirts there

(01:46:05):
for you, including a lady's shirt that you've been asking for.
You just go to woodieshowmerch dot com. Greg Gory again
not here today, No parting words wisdom, So I'll just
tell you that we thank you for giving the Woody
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Friday.
Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch,